FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 20th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, old listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning, good morning, and a
glorious free Friday. It's a Thursday morning to you. It
is the Woody Show. It is March the twentieth, twenty
twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm Whatody.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
That's Greg Gory, Hello, Menace, Good morning to you. Good
morning wood Gina Grant's right there. We got Sammy. Hello,
we got Sea Mass, I see Bort and Andrew. What
a show production department. Our associate producer she's taking to
call us. Her name is Morgan. We got von our
video producer. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can send us a text over to

(01:20):
to nine eight seven. Today is a story day. Apparently
Sammy was telling us about that, and everybody's got like
kind of not not their go to story necessarily, but
what they think is like their most interesting or their
best Oh yeah, sure, yeah. So I'm gonna go around
the room and I'm gonna see what everybody's best story,
all right now, I'm sure we all heard. We heard,

(01:43):
because we've been working the show for god two decades almost.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
I wonder if there's anything you guys don't know, what
we don't know about each other.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I feel like I.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Feel like I didn't know that story that Sammy referenced.
Maybe I wasn't here that day, because I think I
would have remembered that, like Greg prankin with his friend.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Oh yeah, but that.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Was like not on the air. I think I've told it.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Like, I'm surprised I held even on or off thee.
I'm surprised I hadn't heard it. Okay, maybe I'll tell
it today. Yeah, okay, want you have a better story
than that, right would?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I would hope I do.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
It's a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Story though, Yeah, it's good. Can you just tell real quick? Sure.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
So my friend Mike, who you guys met a few
weeks ago, best friend since kindergarten. We thought it would
be hilarious to freak people out. So what we did
was we made a dummy. We took old jeans and
T shirt and a jacket, stuffed it with newspapers, put
a little fake mannequin head on top of it. Made
it look like a human being. And then we climbed

(02:39):
up to the roof of our middle school gym, which
is about I'm guessing four stories high. Climbed up onto
the roof while there was a soccer game going on
down below, and then we yelled out something along the
lines of oh.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
My god, don't do it, don't do it, my god.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
And then everybody from the soccer game stops and looks
up and sees all this commotion on the roof, and
we take the dummy and we throw it and made
it look like somebody was jumping off the roof.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
To their death.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
That's amazing, and that's a story I would have remembered
had I heard it.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
People were screaming, I saw this woman go, some dude
was jumping off the room.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
See and that to me, dare I say diabolical?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, it's pretty mean. Here we go. I know, I'm
just the.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
First time that I use that word. I know people
say that, but that is that.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
As a kid, if you're using it in the proper context,
and that is proper context, that's appropriate for the situation.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's when people are on.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Social media and we all know they'll say, oh my god,
eating jolly Ranchers right after drinking a Coke zero.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's diabolical. It's not McDonald's forgot my ketchup packet. That's diabolical,
the ketchup and mustard.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
And I think that's Sammy's point.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's actually yes.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
But this is the same friend who when I as
a kid. Do you guys remember those Halloween masks that
they were essentially clear plastic, but when you put them on,
it totally made you look like a different person. Yeah,
So I went trick or treating with him on Halloween
and then we had one of those masks, so I
put on the mask. We went back to my house,
Mike ran rang the doorbell, my mom answered, and he
pretended to be crying.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
We completely lost Greg. We have no idea where he is.
And my mom started crying.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
What what was the last time you saw?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I was hours ago. I think he got taken into
some car. And meanwhile, I'm wearing the mask standing there
watching her react, going.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Oh my god, she is.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
I know stories that Woody shares and you share the emotional.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Roller coasters you love to put people off.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I guess I was an angel when I was a kid.
Stories like that, we're all about pranking, was influenced into
all these things. Mike was the bad guy. Yeah, Mike
was that bad. I had a friend. Did anybody have
a friend that your parents didn't like you hanging out with?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, not really? Who is that person? Scholl?

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Michelle and we were in like seventh or eighth grade,
and she would say, spend the night at my house
and don't forget to bring you know, a sleepover bag,
and I'd be like okay, And then she had me
meet her at a pool hall and we stashed our
like Duffel bags and she bought me a body suit
and we were like, for sure minors and like flirted

(05:20):
with guys at a pool hall all.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
The seventh grade. Yeah, you can't even pull off Jo.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
No, we hung at it up.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
So we said, I'm spending the night at her house.
She said, I'm spending the night at Jena's house.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
And your parents eventually went back to her house and
like she she told me about getting fingered by a
guy at the pool hall.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh yeah, she was trouble. Wow.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Your parents knew about her, like knew that she was
a bad influence. Yeah, they knew that she wasn't the
one I had this one friend. Man, I must have
been second third grade or whatever. Scott Gordon. And my
mom did not want me hanging around with Scott Gordon
because she was told by the school like, hey, these
two together are ad news. And they kept saying that
Scott was the bad influence on me. Oh, then you

(06:05):
know it's I was complicit. You know, I was totally complicit.
I'm like, oh, that sounds like fun.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
He's the one.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Scott Gordon was the one who introduced me to garbage
pail kids. Oh he had and that wasn't the reason,
but like he had the garbage pail kids, and whatever
the dupes that he had, the duple kids that he
would have, he would give to me, which my mom
would find and.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Then put in the garbage later. I have all the
garbage pailt kids.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
You show the stories that you also share. Seems like
you grew up in a super religious household.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Which no I didn't. Yeah, anyway, we'll get into the
best stories. We got some entertainment stuff. We got the
Birthday's porn of Birthday that's coming up this hour here
on The Woody Show. Again, if you want to be
a part of anything, phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, text us over to two to
nine eight seven. This is Weird The Woody Show, and

(06:54):
we're into another new hour here on this Thursday morning.
It's a free Friday's March twenty twenty five, Woodie, great
Menace is right down, Gina grat Yeah, we got c
Mass and his girlfriend. A lot of people talking about
your your girlfriend. Maybe it's a huge hot future.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, it's so hot.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
Man.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
He got Sammy Marning.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
you can send us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven. Today is a story day, and so
everybody here in the studio has been that's Hey, what's
your go to story?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
It seems like everybody's got one.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Like, if you got to tell, what's your best story,
meaning the most interesting, if it's the only story you
can tell to people from now for the rest of
your life, Like what story would you go with? I
think for mine is the one where I was at
the boarding school and they were taking me to a
different like my parents had hired that dude to take
me to the other to the other interfashion program escort

(07:54):
you yeah, exactly, and so this guy picks me up,
and you know, we're in handcuffs because you know, well
I have one one hand in a handcuff, the other
ones to the inside the door, and that's protocol for
what they do. I was in another one where they
had me completely handcuffed behind my back in the back
of a car for hours on end.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
But let's call it boarding school. Let's call him a
kid too. Yeah, yeah, anyway, so yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
We uh we iither wait a couple of days to
get into this intervention program, Desert Survival Intervention program. And
so we're gonna stay at this hotel in uh in Boise,
and we pull up to the front of the hotel.
He runs in to go check in. Later on that night,
we're in the room just watching team. This guy was
very cool by the way. He's just doing his job.
He wasn't like and he wasn't in an a hole

(08:41):
or anything.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
We're watching TV. He's reading the paper or something like that,
and it's bike bag in at the door.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He's like, what the.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Please open up, He's like, what the So he gets up.
He started We'll hold on now. One of his other
tactics to keep kids from running off in the middle
of the night on him is he would take those
same handcuffs. Somehow he had this thing that he was
able to basically handcuff the door.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Closed, Oh my god, and so everything.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, so he goes, hold on, I gotta get the
He didn't get the word handcuff out of his mouth.
Handcuff and the door came off, the hinges, boom, all
these cops come rushing in.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm just in the second bed in there, and they
come in.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
They fireman carried me out of there, take me outside,
throw me in a cop car, and we go about
a mile down the road where they had a staging
area set up, and they're like, are you okay? I'm like,
what the hell's going? Meanwhile, the guy his name was Ivan,
Ivan Pixil, I'll never forget his name, is big, tall,
huge Texan dude, you know. And they have him on
the ground, on his stomach, gun to the back of

(09:47):
his head.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Don't you move. I gotten papers from his parents. I've
been hired by his parents to bring up and that's
all I heard is I'm being shuttled out of the room. Wow.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Anyway, it turns out that while he was in chucking
into the hotel. Somebody walking by saw a kid handcuffed
to the inside of the car and thought kidneys they
did the thing. Yeah, so they so they called the cops.
Cops waited till sundown and then they they they barred.
I guess they had been keeping an eye on us
throughout the day. Something say something, Yeah, we had gone,

(10:18):
we had gone and grabbed dinner in the whole thing. Yeah, anyway,
that's a that's my crazy story.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
That sounds a pretty crazy one. I had sex with
my girlfriend at the school, which is a big no no.
And so they kicked and they.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Sent me to this desert survival program to get you
because my parents were going to we're in a fly
to Oregon from New Jersey to take me and yeah,
so they while so the school says, hey, we have
a recommendation for this service.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Who will do this? And they go, Okay, your mom
really didn't want you. There's a second side of the story.
We don't get to hear.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
There's not a second side of the story. That's how
it went. It was a very strict school. Have you
ever watch those those documentaries that are about I believe
that part of the school. I think what he's implying
is the reason that you went to the.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
School and bounced around.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I got bounced arond because I got kicked out of
school for having sex with a girlfriend, went to the
Desert's Survival thing, went back to that same school, had
sex with a different girlfriend, got expelled that time, wasn't
allowed back. So I ended up at the school in Alabama,
and I was and I just hung out there, and
I told him, hey, when I'm eighteen, I can lean,
I can leave. They can't keep they can't keep me
there anymore. And so my parents, while my mom seeing

(11:31):
the end of the end of the road there, I said, okay, fine,
you can go live with your dad. I went and
lived with my grandfather actually in Pittsburgh, graduated high school,
started radio within what about a month after getting there,
and I've been in radio ever since.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And there we go. That's the end of the story.
That's literally how it went.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
That's insane, Yeah, because these schools are crazy strict.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
And I thought you were going to say one of
his tactics from keeping kids from running is like, so
I take all their.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Clothes, the kids would run naked. They would totally do that.
Gina what you go to your story.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
Well, this is probably ten years ago. I had a girlfriend,
a friend in high school that I hadn't talked to
in years, but we're really close in high school. She
called me out of the blue and asked me to
be a bridesmaid in her wedding. I was like, yeah, sure, okay,
So I flew back to Kansas and the morning of
the wedding, we had to get there early because they're
doing like the bridal pictures whatever. And I had this
very delicate bridesmaid dress like taffia and lace and whatever.

(12:23):
Late in the back of my mom's car because I
was driving myself. Shout out, Toyota Corolla. I'm driving on
the highway and there's this girl who's like my age,
driving very erratically next to me. For whatever reason. She
kind of jerks into me and I jerk away. I
hit the median, going like sixty sixty five miles an hour,
flip the car, and while it's flipping, I feel very

(12:44):
like calm and quiet, and it feels like it's happening
in slow motion, and the car just you know flips
back to you know, being on it on its proper side.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
This is how you know it's Kansas.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Everybody on the highway stops where they are, runs out
of their car and tries to check on me.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
So they all come.

Speaker 9 (13:01):
Uh, the ambulance comes. I remember saying to the medic
two things, I don't have insurance and you're really hot.
That's all I remember saying. They took me to the hospital.
I see doctors leaning over me. I do not have
a scratch on me, no cuts, no bruises, no nothing.
And this is airbags, a floor, everything deployed. Get back

(13:22):
to my mom's house. She goes to retrieve her car,
which looks like a Godzilla stepped on it.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
It's rush, It's done.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
The only thing that is perfect mint condition is this
GD dress. So she brings the dress back. I'm shaken
up and I'm sore, but I feel pretty good. So
I demand to be driven to the wedding with the
dress and use my mom's makeup in her shoes, and
I walked down. I'm there for my friend. Kind of
stole the show from the little band because I was
a big hero.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Was this the day before or the day of the
day up? Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
So a few hours later I was like, I actually
am fine. I'm a little sore, not a cut, not
a scrape, And I remember just feeling like it was
all happening in.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Slow motion and I was going to be totally fine.
It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Wow, Yeah, damn, we are lucky to have you. She'll
be there like she's like the postal service dedication. She'll
get their car accident. Greggory, what's your go to stores?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
This is tough for me because I've told you guys
about the sex tape, the food getting spilled on the airplane,
the food poisoning on the I think the go to one.
I don't think genas heard. It has got to be
the layers of my Markie Mark obsession, because it's just
so embarrassing in retrospect that when I was in college,
so just mega in the closet and I found out

(14:37):
that Marky Mark was going to be in Playgirl. So
I had to get it right.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
So I had to rehearse as a closeted man, still
sure how I.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Was going to buy this at this local pharmacy drug
store thing, act like I didn't know what Playgirl was.
This was after a week of rehearsing, seeing who's working,
what time, when is it going to stake out when
is it the slowest at the store? And then I
said I needed to buy a Playboy and something called
play Girl, because I had to buy both. And then

(15:09):
I started, Okay, now I have the magazine in my possession,
I can't just go back to my dorm because my
roommates are going to see me, so I have to
come up with the story. My story was I had
to do a term paper comparing and contrasting Playboy with Playgirl.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
So I had to actually write this fake term paper
because I had to keep it real because exactly the
great lengths I go to get this stupid thing. And
then the whole bad punchline of it was I finally
get like a minute alone flip through the damn magazine.
He's not even naked, and this is.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
For nothing, he wrote, I rehearsed going to the store,
Chet who was working.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Don't we have an animated I believe it's on our
YouTube page YouTube dot com.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
So we never asked what did your paper in? Uncovered? Greg?

Speaker 7 (16:04):
I think I was paragraph theme.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, you know what, I might even have it somewhere. Yeah,
I got to try to find it. Did you write
it legit? Thinking, well, just in case somebody actually reads.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh yeah, a hundred.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I think I was saying how great play Boy was
because they had like a joke section, they had stories,
they had good articles, and then play.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Girl was just cheesy and way too hot. Today is
tell you a story day, What is your best go
to your story? If you can only tell one story
about you involving you, what would it be?

Speaker 12 (16:38):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
All right to tell his story day one of the
eight billion made up stupid holidays. But I told my story,
Gina told hers, Greg told his. His is actually an
animated podcast met as if you want to put a
link or put a link to it somewhere like o
Instagram story is from a while you got That's one
of my favorite stories, right from anybody ever to share it.

(17:05):
It's it's the light that you went to.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
You don't know? Yeah, menas, what's your best story?

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Oh so, actually, Woody, you and I were kind of
talking about it the other day, so, but I didn't
share the full story.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
We're talking about it with some of our coworkers.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
So in two thousand and nine, it was Saint Patrick's
Day and myself and another coworker, Tony, who was on
the show, at the time, we were broadcasting from a.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Bar in the morning. Oh that's right, yeah, I remember that,
and Tony got so hammered.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Don't go ahead, don't jump ahead, all right, So we're
we're all getting super hammered, right, and we're calling back
into the radio station. And I was drunk tweeting, and
I drunk tweeted Jimmy Fallon to call into the show
because that week he started the late night show with
Jimmy Fallon was before the tonight show, and he decided

(18:00):
to call in. So he actually called into the show
and we talked to him for like an hour, and
I don't even remember talking to him because I'm so wasted.
But that was super fun. Now, the part that I
left out of the story that I just recently shared
with our coworkers is after the show that day, I
was friends with all the like suicide girls at the

(18:23):
time that we're living in San Francisco, like those nude
models whatever girls, yeah, pin up girls, And they were
messaging me after the show that day like, oh our
photo shoot got messed up whatever, blah blah.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I said, Oh, just come over to my place.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
You guys can use my place, right And at the time,
I'm living with two other females and all these girls
come over and they get completely naked and they're like
doing a photo shoot in my and myself and in
my roommates. We're just getting drunk and laughing and listening
to music while all these girls are naked. And after

(18:58):
done shooting, there like, oh, let's go on a hike.
So everyone thought it was a great idea. Again, we're
freaking hammered to go hiking right by the Golden gate Bridge.
So we're in like the woods of the Golden Gate
Bridge and I'm like blacking out drunk and next thing
I know, I'm just like kind of eating sushi and

(19:19):
doing sake bombs right amazingly. I wake up to go
to work the next day. Now here's the other part
of that story. Remember when I was with Tony, Yes,
he gets hammered. Apparently he went back to the radio
station and he turned on all of our cameras that
were in the studio at the time. We did live
streams forgot to turn off the cameras. So when I

(19:41):
get to work the next day, we're looking at all
the text messages. Hey, look at your guys' cameras because
it archived. All the cameras clipped it for you look
at the at the cameras. So I look, and what
do I find on the cameras One of our coworkers
going on camera Seattle Man.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yep, yep, name but yes whatever name.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
So it's like one of the wildest days because you know,
we have video of our coworker Joeing.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, and he impregnated the studio trash can. He blew
it right into the trash can, by the way, and
this was like, now we have our own studio. Nobody
uses this studio besides us. This is our own studio. However,
at that time it was the same studio that everybody used.
And so he had his like his hands on the
on the mouse and all the controls and all this stuff.
And not to mention now, like the the trash can

(20:39):
was gonna give births a little baby tampon trash cans.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
And he was playing with his nipple. Oh yeah, he
was tweaking his nipple and yeah, you saw the whole thing.
It's like, yeah, it's weird. It was very weird. He
also got Tony on video falling out of his chair. Yeah,
that's pretty fun. But that was like the super highlight
of it. It was even worse. It is like I
was so hungover that I I didn't even leave my
office that day.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
So then I had to see that guy who was
joeing later that day, walking walking through the boss's office
to like, you get let go.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Why did he do something wrong?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Here's the thing, like somebody had texted, people were texting,
the people called. Of course we're talking about now we're
watching the video while we're on the air. Yeah, And
I guess everybody worried about that. I mean, if it
wasn't public, I would have been like, dude, you know,
but there's the thing. You're in the studio where everybody
used that we were discussing.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It was out there.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
It was out there, somebody in our studio with a
pipe in their ass putting a beer up there. Yeah yeah,
of course, but that was content in the privacy of
our old studio. Yeah yeah, Sea Bass. What's your best story? Well,
you guys have been witnessed to it. It unfolded here
on the air with the whole uh finding out I
have kids. That's that's the one story I tell that people.

(21:56):
I people always ask tell me more, Tell me more,
tell me more. And for folks who are new, I
donated so generously the stuff that went in the trash
can a minute ago to sold to needy and wanting
chill families out there who wanted to conceive. And that
was his way of making money when he was in
college and afterwards in radio and afterwards it kind of

(22:16):
radio doesn't pay anything, so that' and I kind of
forgot about it. But in the time that I forgot
about it, and in the time that I've worked for
this show, the whole twenty three and me ancestry dot
com came about. And so therefore what should have been
an anonymous donation for at least eighteen years turned into
a very public donation, to the point that I've now
met several of those children. And so that's why the

(22:37):
story goes off in a thousand different directions about how
I got it, how I got found out about it,
how my mom found out about it and told me
about it.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
That she had no idea.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
So now she's got like a Facebook page, right, Well,
they do they do this kind of dedicated to the children,
oh speaking, which yes, I talked to her earlier this week.
She's she's planning a trip to go visit some of
them in at Quebec.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
Your mom is yes, So she refers to some of
these kids as her grandkids.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
She calls them the genetic grandkids. I forget what there's
there's a it's a modern term for it. Yeah, there's
a term like you know.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
You don't say kids or grandkids, is like genetic or
like my genetic half brother or my or biological happening
to how many twenty three plus twenty three twenty three
and me?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, let's let's pitch the reality show.

Speaker 12 (23:22):
See people have asked about that, and the problem is, like,
I think you need me to be a a likable,
carrying character. Not that I don't care about these children.
I do, but I'm not like you've traveled to see them. Absolutely,
but I'm not like a wonderful sports games.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You need for this to be interesting, You need this
to be like moving, want to connect, like, oh my god,
I just never you can fake it. We see me
do it an time. Exactly. See, that's not the kind
of faure that I find interesting.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
Best, I gotta say that is one of the most
self aware things I've ever heard.

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Exactly, you need like a that's not me, you need
a forest gumps to help, right, Well, I guess, oh
twenty three me on the spectrum or something. So far
they seem to be pretty normal because the ones I
met at least are just yea average Joe's and Jill
just call the show my Daddy's got Asperger's.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, how about that. That's easily the most interesting thing
that I ever told, just donated. And then I have kids.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
I mean, I thought one of the first when I
first met Sea Bass and heard these stories of like,
I thought one of the best stories was just the
fact that instead of doing other things for money, uh
you know in college, like some people get like a
college job.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Part time job, you just go down to the sperm
bank cranking.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Out dump one off there and they'd pay them.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
And then wasn't it that you found out or somebody
told you or somehow uh hey, well, you know if
you test into MENSA, they'll give you more if you
test over a certain It wasn't.

Speaker 12 (24:39):
It wasn't MENSA. It was if you get more if
you allow them to find you later. But again that
was supposed to be when they turn eighteen.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I thought it more for like genius. Did you have to?

Speaker 12 (24:48):
That's one of the things that gets you through the door,
like because every every Joe out there wants to be.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I get paid for that? Yeah, sweet, do that anyway? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Sixty five sixty five bucks for anonymous, one hundred dollars
for and that's what this was, you know before.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
One hundred dollars for full Uh yeah, Sammy, what's your
best story?

Speaker 13 (25:07):
When I was in first grade, I it was somebody's
birthday and I really wanted one of the cupcakes.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Someone had brought in cupcakes.

Speaker 13 (25:16):
For their birthday and they were waiting, and I though
I had to go to the bathroom, and I didn't
want to ask to go to the bathroom because I
thought I wasn't going to get a cupcake if I
went to the bathroom. And it was the fun fetty
the good ones like some like homemade. Sometimes people brought
them in and you were like yeah, yuck. And so
I was holding the whole time because I was because
I was, for some reason convinced that right when I

(25:38):
went to the bathroom was when they were going to
hand out the cupcakes and I wasn't going to get one,
and there wasn't going to be enough.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
So I stayed in class when I had to go
to the bathroom and I pooped my pants. And so
now I'm sitting there in class and I had pooped
my pan, and our desks were like in fours, right,
so you have someone next to you and two people
across from you. Kind of is how we were all situated.
And it starts to smell, and now all the kids

(26:04):
are like, do you smell that? Who farted? Okay, so
at least my brain's like, oh, what a relief. They
think someone farted. They're not even jumping to who pooped
their pants.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
And.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
So everyone's talking about it. And then it's story time
and everybody has to get up to go sit on
you know, the carpenter or whatever. And I know that
I cannot get up, so I sat in my seat
and my best I called my best friend over and
I was like, go get the teacher.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
So the teacher came over and I told her that
I pull my pants.

Speaker 13 (26:32):
So she just sent me out the door to signer's
office and I just like, you know, tried to scoot
out the door while everyone was doing storytime and the nurse.
This was a Thursday, which my dad had thursdays off,
so this was not his realm, but my mom would
go run Errand so the school calls my house and
it's my dad and.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
The nurse is like, hey, Sammy had an accident. Can
you come pick her up?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
So my dad's likes ya because I think it was
kind of closer to the end of the day there was.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Not I would have done it real mask on purposes together,
get this crap out of here.

Speaker 13 (27:07):
So my dad comes to pick me up and he's like,
all right, let's go, and we're walking out to the car.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Then he looks at me and goes, Jesus Christ, you
pooped your pants. I thought you just peede. And he
was like, you're not sitting in the seat in my car.

Speaker 13 (27:25):
So when I got in the car, I was in
the passengers No, I was in the on the passenger
side front seat, like in the wheel Well he yeah,
he pushed the whole seat back and I had.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
To squat the whole way in the passenger seat of
the car while he drove me home.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
And no cupcake and no copcake. That's the that's the
biggest tragedy. And did the kids figure out at school
that you crapped your pants.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
I don't know, but nobody said anything. My friend was
the best, Like she like she knew everything and she
kept her mouth shut. Wow, she would have defended me
if anyone said anything.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah, she was great.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
So it's like freshman year in high school, you weren't
still called like Sammy poopy pants.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Well I had moved by them, but no, I was
never called poopy pants at all. Yeah, you next day
or anything.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I remember first grade, some girl crapped in like the hallway,
and like people still talked about it eighteen years later.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Oh dude, there was a there was a kid at
one of my kids schools that just got busted Joe
in the bathroom, and everybody knows about it.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, it's over. Yeah, do that during school.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, I forget he's got a nickname. I forget what
it is. My son told me. But yeah, he's already
been he's already been renamed. Like dude, can you imagine
he changed schools? Man, it's over, Sammy, you get a
new identity. Yeah, you're gross animal it. Yeah, well there
we go. Those are our best stories, guys. I don't
know why you listen to show anymore. That's it does

(28:54):
get any better than that. Yeah, story day there, that's
how it works. We got people calling in here. You
want to take one of the calls down? All right,
all right, this is uh Lenny, what's up?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Lenny?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Lenny? Hey, w here's this It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (29:10):
Hey, what's Yeah? I got crazy right, I'm just making sure. Sorry,
I wasn't expecting it so quickly, but yeah, I got
a doozy of a story. Okay, So I'm going to
try to There's so much to unpack here, but I'll
try to do as fast as humanly popped. So I
was married for ten years to a woman, got divorced,

(29:30):
but I found out she was cheating on me with
the best man at my wedding. This was culminates in
them having a relationship, a rather toxic one, where by
whereas she gets a restraining order against him, and then
it culminates in him burning her house down. Wow, I
miss out. She's really cryptic. So she asked me to
come over to her house. So I don't know this

(29:52):
at this point, I don't know it. So I drive
up and as I'm driving up, there's a cop car
in front of me. So it pulls over by her
house and Then I pulled up in her driveway and
I looked at her. I'm like, hey, is that for me?
Like because she has a restraining order against me? She goes,
oh god, no, I don't even notice the yellow tape
around her house because the front part of her house
wasn't really burnt that much. But we get in my

(30:15):
car to talk about what we're going to do with
the kids, YadA, YadA YadA. All of a sudden, the
cop comes up to my car, knocks on my on
my window and says, can you can you get out
of the car? I said, uh, yeah, I get out.
Do you have an ID? I give him the ID
and he cups me and I go, what are you doing?
Because she has a restraining order against you? I go, yeah,
but her house burned down. She goes, I don't care,

(30:35):
so I get processed. Oh my god, So yeah, that's
my crazy, Like it's insanely crazy. And how long?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I'm assuming they released you pretty quickly though, after they
understood the circumstance or no.

Speaker 11 (30:47):
What the funniest thing was I had to They let
me go that day, But then the guy said there
might be a warrant out on you, and I said okay,
sure enough. My ex wife calls and says, yep, there's
a warrant, so I had to surrender to the jail.
I go there. You cannot believe the people that are
in there. And what's funny is I only have one

(31:07):
hundred dollars bail. Right, I'm going to be processing and
just let go. I'm the most miserable person there. Everybody
else is like happy.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
There.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's crazy.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
When this one guy, this one, this one black guy
walks up to me and goes, hey, man, you've got
some vape. I go, no, I don't. He goes, I go,
what are you in here for? He goes, oh, man,
Steve w B. What's Steve w B? While black?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (31:32):
Yeah, And I'm like so, But everybody there is happy.
It's like that's their playground or whatever. Like I'm miserable.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's the clubhouse. Hell, Lenn me, thank you for sharing
your story. Appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (31:43):
Yeah, no problem, I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Are you all? Bye? What show?

Speaker 11 (31:50):
Will be right back the show?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Following up on best stories, what's your go to? What's
your best story?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
On the text two two five, saying uh, this is
test from New Orleans delivered my best friend's baby in
the backseat.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Of her car. Oh traumatizing.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Caught the baby in my shirt, tiedus umbilical cord off
with my shoelace. When nine to one one got there,
I was standing in my bra and slacks, no shoes on.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's crazy.

Speaker 14 (32:24):
This one says, uh, let's see seven one four. I
was in Hawaii surfing craft. I was in surf I
was Oh my god, I was in Hawaii surfing right.
Lightning struck the water and I got zapped. Oh god,
this salt water is more conductive. I survived, thought, but
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Yeah, yeah, let's see eight one seven texting. In my
best story, a girl at work accused me of sexual harassment.
So HR sat me down to explain myself. The girl
forgot that she had called me the week before and
left me a dirty message. HR fired the girl nice, yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Bitch.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I hate those stories so much. Well, and that's when
people make up stuff like that. Yeah, and no, I
hate it.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
That's why it would never occur to me to like
do that to anyone, because what do you know better
than anyone?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
And so does Greg.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
You look at some of my text messages, you let
me know if right even remotely appropriate.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, I was so offended.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Worry.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Just look at this photo you're just sent.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
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Oh good?

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Speaker 3 (34:58):
Sea bass we got to say.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
And then Morgan's taking to calls eight seven seven. He
sent us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
So you remember that hot felon dude whose mugshot had
all the chicks cream in their panties yet.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
The model and then he started dating the billionaire. Oh
is that right? Yeah for top shot.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
See, I didn't follow him after the initial story of
his mugshot going viral and then chicks like freaking.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Out he was super hot.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah, let in their basements over Jeremy Meeks so he
got out of prison, turned it into a modeling career. Well,
now we got another one, but this time it's a chick. Oh,
it's a sorority girl in Georgia. Her name is Lily Stewart.
Cop pulled her over for driving seventy nine into fifty five.
Initially let her off with a warning, but then minutes
later they caught her speeding again, this time going eighty

(35:50):
four in the fifty five.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I just can't learn.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
And so instead of the ticket, they locked her up.
And her mugshot's gone viral and the guys are loving
it and things. I guess we're and so out of
hand with the comments that the prosecutor ended up dropping
the case over worries about her safety.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
There's her mugshot. Oh that is that's a senior yearbook picture, right,
I'm saying this is her mug shot. People typically look.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Terrible in mugshot. Yeah, she's smile, hairstyles way outdated.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Well ever, she got that off the shoulder thing going on.

Speaker 12 (36:22):
I mean, she's cut, looks someone who spent a lot
of time with Georgia sorority girls. That's par for the course.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, that's what they look like. Yeah, she's showing shoulder.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Her lawyer told TMZ that he's been trying to get
the mugshot taken down, but she doesn't seem to be
all that concerned about because she herself has it posted
and she's doing interviews on her TikTok page and she's
been sharing some of her favorite comments that people have left.
And there's a lot of creepy dudes in there, as
you can imagine, but there's also some people who are
just you know, saying, you know, silly stuff like, uh,

(36:55):
must have been a sale at Lululemon, and you know,
she was trying to get that last pumpkin latte of
this she's basically as they come. She's she's trying to
get the brunch for bottomless mimosas you know, sorty girls
at Southeastern SEC schools. They's like she's twenty, right, yeah,
but she could pass for thirty five. Yeah, because it's

(37:16):
the hairstyle, right, the way they dress exactly. They dress
like trophy wives because that's what they're that's what they're
there for.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, you get their Mr. Instagram type.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yeah, I mean that's that's my kind of look. I mean,
I like that girl next door thing. Noie, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I don't know. I don't like the club chick. I
don't like the the dirty, you know, biker chick.

Speaker 12 (37:36):
I agree, I would take a sec. I mean, hottest
girls forgett New York, LA. Assuming you're young.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Enough, right outside of colleges in the southeast. Boys, Oh yeah,
because he's still with the big hair though. Oh yeah,
they don't care. It's it's the eighties man. But that's
not big hair. Yeah that is. That's like it makes
her look like she's real estate. Yeah, mid forties house.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
She teased it a little bit, for sure. Yeah, gave
some volume.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Well on the top, it doesn't look like it's like
it's not. When I think big hair, I think, you know,
like a Yeah, it's like a huge, but it's hurt.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
She spent a lot of time.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah, her style so where it falls down on her shoulders,
you can tell she put like a little bit of
like curler wave or whatever.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Well maybe that's just natural, guys, because she's so hot,
you know, and two.

Speaker 9 (38:24):
Big, giant, chunky highlights in the front.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's the kind of hair my mom would love. Ye, absolutely,
you know what I mean. Yeah, we're so used to
seeing faces of meth and we see like someone who's
put together. It's yeah, wow, let there be bags.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Frontier Airlines they're running a promotion to attract south West
passengers who are frustrated by the new baggage fees. So
with Frontier it includes a free carry on, a free
checked bag, complimentary seat selection and flight changes for anyone
who books a flight by March twenty fourth using the
promo code free Bag. Frontier CEO said in a statement,

(38:58):
some airlines are walking away from what tras love, but
we're running toward it. Think of this as the ultimate
divorce your old airline deal. They will be considering making
the free baggage thing permanent if the promotion is successful.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
Damn it, I should have done that because I just
booked a flight and I had to pay thirty nine
bucks to pick my seat each way.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
And now did you pick a premium seat? No, because
you don't have pile twenty nine of like thirty two rows. Yeah,
they've really just sliced and dice it these days. Crazy.
But you just don't pick a seat and then.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Don't have to pay for it, and then you end
up in the middle and your whole family split.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Up and if you're flying, that would be a perk
for me. But I just don't want to do that
at all.

Speaker 12 (39:40):
I got to have my aisles as women, though you
guys don't, like why does it matter as much to
you all? I get it for like if guys obviously
woody menness myself like.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
They have big you don't have small, little, tiny lady shoulders.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
Because I get all crazy if I can't get up
without like asking a stranger to let me out, Like
I get all like.

Speaker 13 (40:00):
Yeah, like if you're such a pleaser you don't want
to ask, I get put yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
On the you I get all crazy when I have
to do I got to sit on the aisle. So
it's not like premium economy that you're that you're paying for.
It's a seat, it is.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
I thought I was always like those extra leg room
seats or not. I know, I know they were doing
it for exit rows.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Like if you wanted that. No, it's just an extra room.
It's just a pick of seat on somewher.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
You just get a seat, yea, and not even so
it's not even close to the shows whatever.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I just kept going and going and going and going,
and I'm basically in steerage.

Speaker 12 (40:37):
Well, we talk about things you'll never do again. I
don't think I'll ever be in a row that has
three seats ever again in my life. Oh my god,
Well you can do it on Spirits. It's not yes,
first class number one. Well, Spirit has the big seat
up front of three right, No, No, that's just too
there's too big, like Mark a Lounger. Styles was my

(40:57):
flight to Singapore, which is not a cheap flight. They
they offer this special thing where you're just by yourself.
You're a little single solo seat. It's towards the back,
but it's by.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You're the only seaton would be amazing.

Speaker 12 (41:08):
On the big I'll say. The only exception would be
the big international flights where they that center row.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
That that's four. It feels so old school.

Speaker 12 (41:15):
I know it does, but I find I find I don't.
I don't hate those as long as I'm in the
bullhead up front and I'm at the very end, so
that you have to get up for everybody's exactly. Now,
on the Southwest they have the two seaters.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Now that I do.

Speaker 12 (41:28):
If it's short enough flight, I'll do Southwest Southwest? Does
you have to be a boarding though the two seas.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, so that's their new thing. They're a new redesign thing, right. Oh,
I've not seen the redesigned like go by the exit row.
I did the coffee seat. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, they've always said they're on the one side. And
so if you're facing the front of the plane on southwest,
the right side of the plane, those are full rows,
even in the exit rows. But on that left side
there's that one seat where you could be Kareem Abdul
Jabbar or whoever the tallest guy in the world, and
you can have yeah, because then next to it, it's
basically the window seat is the aisle seat, and then

(42:02):
there's a big empty space in front of the exit door.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And I always take that seat because of the shoulder room.
Let me tell you why I hate that seat. Oh
it's a fat guy.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
I don't like where they have the solid plastic dividers
between the you know, either side of the seat.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I don't like it. Don't what you can't live you
spill out? Yeah, yeah, don't all planes. Don't All seats
have that.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
No, they have regular armrests and sometimes you can raise those. Yeah,
not all the time, but you can raise it. But
at the very least, it's not like just a big
solid wall of plastic.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
It tells you where you're gonna Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Yeah, yeah, I need to be able to encroach. I
get it, but I'm saying not even like it. If
I sit in the seat, it's fine, Like I'm I'm fat,
but I'm not that fat yet. Yes, but I like
to be able to like.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Turn a little bit.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
So if the other person's turning the way that it
gives me a little extra room, I will then turn
almost like a coordinated ever between the two of us,
so I can like shift the weight to the other
butt cheek or something. Yeah, so you're not sitting in
just a completely stationary same position for.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
However many hours your flight is.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Right, do you ever find it oddly uncomfortable when you
have too much leg room?

Speaker 11 (43:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Find that very strange.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
You know you kind of want to like rest your
foot on something or No, you know, like if there's
a ton of space in front of you.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
It's just hate that. I know, I hate having too
much money to tell you, it's weird with too much
leg room. That's why you're just saying. That reminds me
of when Greg says like, you know, like like what
are like the.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Latest craze is the mini coke cans? Like why do
you want it smaller?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah? Why that? But like where Greg's reaction to people
that say, oh, well, you know the portions were too big.
It's too big. That tries to be crazy any sense.
So you're saying there's too much legroom. I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
It's because I want to put my foot on something.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Forty four would well wait for somebody to try to
get into the cockpit and then put it on their neck.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, as a medicine saying if anybody starts any kind
of nonsense on these flights, legal murder, you should be
able to stop them out.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
It'll probably acting crazy on playing. You should legally be
able to murder them, and then let's put you Okay,
this guy, Justice show a show.

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a concert the other day and your people were there
and I talked to them and said, doesn't show me
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Yeah, yeah, we get that, we do, yeah very well. Well,
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eight seven Gina grad with the trending news headlines.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Well, all sixty four spots in the men's NCAA tournament
bracket are officially locked in as Xavier came back to
beat Texas yesterday in the final game of the first
four matchups. Xavier is now the eleven seed and will
play number six Illinois in the first round tomorrow in Milwaukee.
You also have Mount Saint Mary's who's been on a roll.
They beat American eighty three to seventy two in advance

(45:08):
to play the number one seed in the East Duke
tomorrow in rally, I bet you go, well you think
hope you enjoyed your win savorite. Yeah, and gamblers are ready.
They're expected to drop three point one billion on this.
But here's the thing. When it comes to filling up brackets,
only eighteen percent of people follow basketball closely enough to.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Make good picks for everybody else. A study finds that
they're going mostly just with hunches and vibes.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
Yeah, and one in ten people even admit that they
make their picks based on the mascot.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well, see, I feel like the more you know, the
worse you are, because.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
You ever thinking, Yeah, it's always like some chick who
doesn't follow me, Like did I I just want yeah sweet,
which is totally happening with She had.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
A vibe she made her pick on the mascot exactly.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Well it came, you know, when I did my football picks,
it just like, okay, well, I know this guy was
on TMC because he's having trouble with his baby mind
was probably not going to.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Play that well else on his mind. Also, the cuter outfits. Yeah,
they called them uniforms, but you know, when you're making
picks like that, what do we call them? Costumes? Costumes?

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Thank him and the eighty thousand pages just released on
the JFK assassination probably isn't going to answer who killed
the president in Dallas in nineteen sixty three, but a
lot of theories, from the lone gunman to Russia's involvement,
to a CIA cover up and organized hit. As for Oswald,
it turns out that after he was discharged from the
Marine Corps, I didn't know this, Sammy. You probably knew

(46:30):
everything about this, but he moved to Russia, he married
a Russian, then returned to the US In nineteen sixty two.
The CIA's counterintelligence chief, who happens to be a legend
in the spy world, apparently ordered that Oswald be monitored
from October nineteen fifty nine through November nineteen sixty three.
But it's still a mystery why the chief was so
interested in Oswald in the first place, and why he

(46:51):
fought to keep this whole interest a secret. Meanwhile, in
the weeks before the assassination, Oswald hopped down to Mexico
to visit both the Russian embassy and the Cuban consulate.
So the mystery continues.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Well, that's the conspiracy theory that he was working with
the CIA to Russian bride.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Yeah, all that information is at the museum in Dallas
that I want to so.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, and especially like if anything that involved Russia. Yeah,
you know, it was so under the micro I think
anybody wasn't just maybe him, as probably just anybody who
was coming in, especially if they were here went back,
came back.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
He was in the Marine Corps, you know, totally.

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Oh, by the way, he was discharged for like like
he was jailed in court martialed he wasn't like an
exemplary marine. President trub plans to sign an executive order
today to get rid of the Department of Education and
transfer the control back to individual states and parents. Supporters
think that reducing federal oversight empowers parents and powers local communities,

(47:52):
but critics say that getting rid of the department could
hurt millions of students by disrupting their funding in the
student loans and.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
The programs for kids with dis abilities.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
But fully getting rid of the department means that Congress
has to approve it. So that's that's gonna be tough.
This is not just like snap your fingers and it's done.
But in the meantime, Trump says he's doing his part
to deliver on yet another thing that he promised in
his campaign.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I don't understand enough about it. Yeah, I mean I
don't know, like, what does the Department of Education actually do? Well,
that's the question, my question.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
The headline, it's like, ooh, but when you look at it,
I don't care enough to read more about it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Which is hilarious. Having two school age.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Children, Yeah, but they're in private schools. That to sound
douchey yeah, so that those schools. Certainly they're getting my
fundraising down, so they're not getting anything from the federal government.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
Even before Trump, everyone says that the school system suck anyway,
So like, you know, I think we need to figure
out something a little rearranging.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I know it's a big story, and I know one
of the things that he was promising, So we'll see
what happens.

Speaker 9 (48:51):
President Trump also recently had a little call that went
very well with the Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky yesterday where
they discussed cease fire with Russia. Both Trump and Zelenski
are optimistic, but there's still some pushback with Russia. Apparently
Putina's conditions that are tough for Ukraine to accept, like
stopping Ukraine from getting weapons from other countries.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They don't want to do that.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
But there are more meetings between Ukraine and the US
coming up in Saudi Arabia in the next couple of days,
so we'll see if we can get this thing going.
And the guy who was like that last person to
have seen that University of Pittsburgh student left the Dominican
Republic yesterday actually last night. More specifically, he'd been detained
for ten days, but was finally allowed to leave. He

(49:35):
hadn't been considered a suspect into Dieksha Konanki's disappearance and
hasn't been accused of anything officially, but he was kept
in a hotel room under police watch, kind of like
the way you were being transferred.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
So he was like, hey, I know I'm here to help. Yeah,
but at the same time I'm being detained. They're like, no,
you're not being detained, but you're here in this hotel and.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
They took they took their passport exactly so, and so
the judge like, yes, which is it.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
So the judge they went before yesterday whatever it was
Tuesday maybe, said oh, yeah, you can't. You can't detain
them like that. The US embassy immediately turned around and
reissued him a passport. Even though the Dominican authority said, oh, here,
we'll give your passport back. He's like, you know what
you hold onto that one? Yeah, I'm gonna get this
new one. Because he wasn't trusting and his lawyer wasn't trusting.
I guess his dad had flown there to be with him.

(50:23):
So he and his dad they high tailed out of
Dominican last night.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, nice, so terrified? Would you be here? Oh my god?
That would god.

Speaker 9 (50:30):
And now that those astronauts are finally back on Earth,
they're likely to get a little extra cash from NASA
after their week long trip turned into a nine month trip.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Yeah right, talk about your business trip getting extended, My
god slightly.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Former astronaut Katie Coleman says that an astronaut's salary is
structured differently from traditional overtime pay. They're paid like any
other federal worker on a business trip. She said, excuse me,
Oh god, I really thought I was gonna sneeze.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
She said she got four dollars a day.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
But that was back in twenty two. That's the overtime.
Ye dollars a day a day is not even legal
even with minimum way zero.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Yeah, but it's unclear with the rapace you know, yeah,
space different exactly a free room and board, you know, yeah,
like hello, what else do you want?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Like the rules change, like you know, when you're on
a cruise and now you're an international waters.

Speaker 13 (51:23):
All of a sudden, Campbell all their space food is
paid for, right, But we do know that the federal
travel allowance now is one hundred and seventy eight bucks
a day.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
Sunny Williams and Butch Wilmart have a base salary ranging
between one hundred and twenty five grand and one hundred
and sixty three grand a year, which is the highest
tier in the US general pay schedule.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
So you know, I think being home is probably is
probably good enough. I would kiss the ground for an hour.
Well you wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
I meant, that's not the kind of job you'd sign
up for in the first place.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Being a person who's afraid to fly, I would lick
the ground, have sex with the ground. Oh's freak. I
would just make love to the ground all day, stick.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
It to the ground.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
And that's what's going on. He's put his penis in
a gopher hole.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
You know it.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah, I'd be banging all the gopher holes. I'm curious.
How does one become a cork soaker? Cork soaker, as
we are like to say, corksuckers our burn not made.
I like to soak on the biggest dick cars.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also massage.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
At the grave. The Woody show. All right, welcome back.
It is a pre Friday. We appreciate y'all being here,
give me some of your time this morning.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
So the iHeart Radio Music Awards just happened and you
can watch it on Hulu.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, let's just say you missed it.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
But I saw a lot of stuff popping up about
all different things that happened during the show. One of
them though, but I didn't put it together, and I'm
surprised I didn't pick up on it.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So when Green Day picked up their award and.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
The acceptance speech, Billy Joe was just using the speech
from Boogie Knights.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
That's why.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I was like, what is wrong with him? Because he
was he had these notes and he was going through
it and it seemed like he was stumbling, fumbling, bumbling
a little bit, and I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I thought he was. I knew it was a joke
of some kind because just the way he was delivering it.

Speaker 8 (53:27):
He said, oh, I can't read the monitor, so I'm
going to read this paper. Yeah, and then the other
guys were giggling and he got to the boy.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I guess the only thing I can say it's how
he was reading it is I'll keep rocking and rolling,
to keep making music and better songs and so Green Day.
Eventually they put a thing on social media. It was
a side by side of their speech and then Dirk
Diggler's speech from Boogie Knights. I thought, I thought it
was pretty funny. Well, yeah, the performances were great, Billie

(53:56):
Eilish and Phineas. I liked Doci introducing Lady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That was awesome.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
And the guys from Shinedown were so psyched. Oh yeah,
did you because they say they had never won an
award before then they got two. Yeah, so they were
all they were all pumped up. And then they're nice
dudes talking about Nelly.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Oh love Nelly.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Nellie has like a certain demo and he just loves him. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
But anyway, if you if you missed the iHeart Radio
Music Awards when it was airing the other night, you
can watch it now on HILLU.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
He could be remiss to not mention that we were
the recipient of that award. It's quite heavy. Oh yeah,
we have we got one.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
We actually won one. I think that was like eight
years ago.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
That's very cool.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Legit won it?

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Did you go up and like give an exception?

Speaker 5 (54:46):
It was ceremony the WOOI Show iHeartRadio Rock Alternative Personality
of the Year for the twenty seventeen iHeart Radio Music
Awards twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
As long as you accept it by mail. Yeah, it's
our own co.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
But still oh yeah, well we'll take it. Oh and
we were on the iHeart Radio Music Awards. If you
were watching it or when you're watching on Hulu, there's
a whole thing from we were in the studio here
and they used some clip of us talking about green
Day or whatever before.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
They got Yeah. People like that, people like seeing that. Yeah,
I saw that. It's a cool looking award. It's I mean,
this is that's theft. You want me to drop it.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
Tart the table.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, it's heavy.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
I just realized the bottom has writing it says, yeah,
it says iHeart Radio Music Award, the bottom of it,
turning it at this angle. This thing is so filthy, dirty, dusty, disgusting.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Oh you know what you should do with it?

Speaker 9 (55:47):
You should heat it up and then like see it
on your rabbi.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah, let's do that. It looks.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Damn into another New Hour Insensitivity training free, completely correct world,
Good morning everybody, But it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Try bringing us down today. He can't do it.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
You can try, you can try, you can't, but you
will not be successful. Woodie, Greg Venice, there's Gina Hey
Sea Bass is here. Yeah, we got Sammy Morgan's taking
your calls at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Wooding. You can send us your text over to two
to nine eight seven. I'm gonna go through it. See
what's happening this week in audio. The big story this.

Speaker 12 (56:32):
Week obviously was the astronauts returning home, and you know,
there's all kinds of fun things about what they're doing
and what they're not doing and so on and so forth.
But what I noticed was there's a play by play
guy who works for NASA Spaceflight dot Com.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
And I think he might be a new superstar. Oh yeah, okay,
here he is.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
Because that was the big you know, the dolphins were
there and all that stuff, and yeah, that was cool. Well, Greg,
you thought that was cool.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I thought it was great, and I thought it was cool.
It's cute. Yeah, but cut listen to that. I don't
know his name, the guy from NASA Spaceflight dot Com
talking about the dolphins, because I just saw something poke
itself out of the water there. Oh my gosh, they
are dolphins.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Look at that.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Holy smokes, those are dolphins right around the capsule. Let's
just get back from space.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
What are we paying Tom Brady all this money and
all this money this guy talk about dolphins. Dolphins, Holy
s we have a guy who's to work with so annoying.
I was thinking the same. I just saw something poke
itself out of the water there. Oh my gosh, they
are dolphins.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Look at that.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Holy smokes, those are dolphins right around the capsule.

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Let's just get back from space.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Imag Yeah kind of does I think know what you're
talking about? Oh right, that's weird flash backs announcing stud.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
And smokes.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
Holy smokes, those are Dolphins's manship, they are.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Wo Luigi's mansion here.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
I thought he was worthless. Apparently he knows some stuff
about space. Yeah, who knew? Holy smokes, those are dolphins.
Should be on a cartoon space. I'd love to give
him a proper shot out.

Speaker 12 (58:26):
All right this week in audio, all right, this clip
has been going around a lot from a Red Carpet
interview that Hilario Baldwin was doing.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
This extra team. My god, this is awesome.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
So she was.

Speaker 12 (58:39):
I watched the whole clip to get some context on this.
So they're talking about their new reality show, The ball
was Baldwin. So it's about Hilaria and Alec and their
fifty fifteen hundred kids. Interesting, and it's one interaction where
they're both and by the way, they're both being interviewed
here by the person from Extra and Alex is kind
of trying to joke around with Hilaria, Oh, there's gonna
be a season two or not, and then she has

(58:59):
this response, We're going.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
To see how it feels to have it be out there.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
This God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. When I'm talking,
you're not talking. This is why, Yes, we'll have to
like just pat him out of the show. No, yeah, bitch,
because you're the star. Yeah now, because that's why you
have a show. People know who you are because of
how you say cucumber.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
Right, Oh that's right, yeah, well because reality show. She
goes into explaining it right now why she has this
accent on the it's phony accent.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
It's called faking it. Now.

Speaker 12 (59:33):
I watched the whole thing and she was joking when
she said that to Alec. But again, that comes that
comes from real place. You don't know that you come
up with that as your response out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
I totally forgot about that whole phony accent.

Speaker 11 (59:45):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
She's from Massachusetts, yea.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
Her parents retired very late in life to Spain, so
she claimed Spanish heritage from.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
What I because they retired there.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Huh No, is that all of a sudden she went
from born and raised in Massachusetts, now all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
That's very Madonna of her very brad Pitt, even changing
the bird of her name, at which I get.

Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
If you're talking to someone in Spain you might say Grothius,
but you wouldn't say that here. You'd say thanks or Grassias.
One of my favorite stories is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
When I was in line of the Chipotle and I
was ripping on that guy I had with.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
A hipster hat on and the little waxed tips on
the mustache your favorite, and they go, yes, can.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
I help you? Sorry? Yes, yes, I'll have a corn.
I'm like, oh my god. He's talking to his buddy
like the whole time. Oh yeah, so uh yeah, we're
gonna go down in the lake this weekend. Can I
help you? Sorry, Yes, I have a carnit. They know
what you're talking about, man, Yeah, And I guess my thing.

Speaker 12 (01:00:44):
I always show the folks is you don't you know
you only you pick and choose when you throw the
spice on your accent, Right, you don't say van er Schnitzel.
You don't see Tadaki, You wouldn't says, Yeah, you know,
you pick and choose. Jack asked, well, so this this
clip's been going around and she looks like a total
C word to Alec. Well, she and Alec recorded a
Instagram video from their bed and she explains why she

(01:01:07):
reacted to Alec in that way.

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
All right, and that is called what's the word of
the day, interrupting, which could be a positive, it could
be a negative, or it could be.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
A correct Towns assumption. Yeah, I think this is one
of our children trying to get into their room.

Speaker 17 (01:01:25):
Will we interrupted?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Shut all the time? So it's a big jokes. He was,
he was ma interrupting. Yeah, and I watched the show.
He's like, man, why couldn't I shot her?

Speaker 16 (01:01:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Men, it's on all social media platforms. Yeah, you know
what he's you know what he's thinking.

Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
He was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
No matter how hot she is, that voice is an
immediate deal breaker. Right, what a nightmare? Let's have one
for She is not that hot. Really, I mean she's
pretty hot. Goods, she's thin. Don't remember what she looks
like For Alec Baldwin, I mean, ain't. I don't know.
He's a millionaire. He can do better. I'm gonna look
up right down.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
A notorious does matter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That's what women want. Yeah, he's watching a millionaires.

Speaker 12 (01:02:09):
He threatens to beat up photographers and comedians and all
this stuff, but he's the most p whipped Stockholm syndrome guy.
You just heard it twice there, both an interview and
in bed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I'll be she's hot, Okay, So I mean she's old.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
She's forty one. Oh jesus, really she looks awful for
forty I agree, Yeah, I said I would say she
looks good if she was pushing sixty.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
You guys are crazy. She is objectively good looking.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
She's objectively that's not forty one, okay, right, No, I agree?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
No, Yeah, that's a bad that's a bad forty one.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and hardcore agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Really.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Also, you know what I think because I have her
voice in my head, So it does like it's like
looking through filtered lenses seeing her something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
This is her all made up for you, said SNL
fiftieth and she looks like does she have big fake boobs?

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Well that dress that she's wearing.

Speaker 12 (01:03:05):
All right, Okay, she's cute, but again I mean hot,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
But I think she's a pretty Hilario Baldwin have fake boobs?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Respond?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
How about with the answer not aloud? How about with
the truth talk Toro, he's better And it's like you're
never going to be the family stillone, so don't don't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Even try the preferred reality show Like that's a reality
show's chat GBT.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Does Hilaria Baldwin have fake boobs? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
It's thinking there's no credible evidence or confirmed statement from
Hilaria Baldwin indicating that she has undergone breast augmentation.

Speaker 9 (01:03:46):
Well, in her Instagram there's a post that says I
always get pissed when everyone says I had a boob job,
and then right under that is Reddit. Of course Hilaria
Baldwin lied about her multiple breasts. Get you know what, greg,
I get pissed when people say how hot I look?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, i'd be pretty. I did not get brest in.

Speaker 12 (01:04:06):
The point is this is all about she's a controlling
Sea and sucks to the alcohol.

Speaker 13 (01:04:10):
We're going to get a quick break where crazy that's
why they're together.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I mean, the poor guy can't sleepy. Murdered woman, Yeah,
well he only fired the gun that killed that woman.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I mean were you holding the gun that released
the bullet that went into the other person and killed them? Okay,
well then yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
I guess that's not that's why you had the grease
and murder.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
We are going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
We got more of the weekend audio that's coming up
next on the Woody Show. Back in the bed.

Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
The translator of the English alphabet is what menace he
This could be the easiest question he ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Super smart is not important to me. The translator of
the English alphabet is what you don't value on that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
You guys?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Are we worry show plastic right there? That was bizarre,
like what we are legit concerned?

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Hit Sea bass with this week in audio and uh
we keep following the great exploits of our buddy Chet Hanks. Yeah,
I love you, son of Tom Hanks. Thinks he's a rapper. Well,
he's an amazing actor.

Speaker 12 (01:05:27):
But see that's where he is now where we're past
the stupid uh food shot, although I wish you'd come back.
And now he's doing this show the interviews now for
this show Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah, it's a point pushing point. I watched the whole show.
What's it called? Uh something point? What's the tenth letter
of the alphabet? Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:05:47):
Right, So he's on this show and he's now he's
doing his first ever actual like media tour is Chet Hanks,
and he had a special like stunt or joke ready
for Drew Barrymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Running point is the show there you go. It's good
and here he is. I had to cut this down
about fifteenth to about fifteen percent of where it is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
That's gonna be my question between Chet Hanks and Drew Barrymore,
who do you tap out?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
First question? I mean Barrymore is sweet, and I think
she means well, yeah, she's just so odd. Yeah, she
wants to sit on your lap like I feel. I
don't feel bad for her, but I have. It's weird
to have this kind of weird like soft spot soft
spot empathy for her. It's almost she's the only one
that's denied me a photo. I coach Ella, well all celebrities.

(01:06:32):
She's been a lot.

Speaker 12 (01:06:33):
Okay, well, gets on, gets on the show, and he's
got a special stunt to do that you might remember
from two thousand and five here, so that went.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
This is my first time on a talk show ever.
And uh me, there's something that I've always wanted to do.
Can I do it? Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:06:51):
All right, look, I'm gonna do this, but I need
you guys. It's only gonna work if you guys cheer
really loud. Okay, like you gotta you gotta lose your mind. Also,
I want to look stupid. Can I count too late?

Speaker 8 (01:07:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
By the way, I cut this way down, you're about
to do it, was about to jump on the It
was crazy. They probably didn't too. Yeah, the people the
show probably cut it way down, and then you cut
it way down from that. Imagine what it looked like
when you're sitting there in the studio audiunt on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
You you jumps on the couch. Do you guys get
the reference? Yea, so much fun fament, Oh wow, fake excitement.
That is what was the cheer about. I would watch
chat toy four hour stream. She was flabberg acid that

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it was his first talk show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Also, by the way that people in that audience are
probably in an age group where they don't even know
that reference and they.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
Have no idea.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
Well, wait, do they not know who Chet Hanks is?
Do they not know that Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's cat?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Probably both?

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Yeah, both, but Chat Hanks, who they weren't necessarily familiar
with doing something that Tom Cruise did a billion years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
A show that even met Us doesn't know the name of.
Running point.

Speaker 12 (01:08:03):
I can tell the Drew Barrymore show is fifty percent
audience applause because everything she says or the guest is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
It's yeah, they're cute. I'm sure. Yeah, there's a sign. Yeah,
gonna make her feel good.

Speaker 12 (01:08:17):
Hey, chet Hanks, the guy, by the way, whom I
saw at the A V and Porn Awards last year,
can't you just go back to Thish Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
White Oude Boy, It's a week Boy. I loved that song,
but I did. I reluctantly liked it. White Oude Boy,
It's a Boy sum Yeah body though, right, Yeah, what
happened to Black and Yellow?

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
Wasn't that him? No that he has a real song?
Did he do like something with it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Like?

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
Did he do like a spoof on it because that
was like involved in this yell.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Maybe he did a cover rare things White and purple,
Thank you you. That was eleven lot. Don't bring a
good song into the mixed.

Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
Okay, yeah it was a it was a It was
like probably it was for the he was promoting Northwestern
University and it was.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
Something with the colors.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I don't know if he went there. I don't think
I'm willing again this weekend audio. All right, we went
to school.

Speaker 12 (01:09:22):
So all the other rappers in the news ray j oh, yeah,
he's he's he's actually selling out all he's playing arenas.
But he's also on with like Amarion and Rick Ross,
like tour.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
He j had one song can't remember what a clip
four eye there it's as actually sexy can I yes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Just part of man, how you gotta play a moment
then you go and get the camera.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
From the from the BA.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
The second I think it got it inward like the
sixty Can I actually visit you at work? Panny's no shirt?

(01:10:20):
We don't need rage? Yeah, I het you hit.

Speaker 12 (01:10:23):
If you look at the R and B charts, he
actually had a few songs, I guess is why he's
on this tour, but they were doing I guess an
after show at a club or some kind of appearance,
and he gets on the mic and I don't think
he's kidding when he talks to the whole audience at
this club and makes this offer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I'm tonight, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:10:43):
I mean, I don't want to.

Speaker 19 (01:10:47):
He's like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Tonight.

Speaker 20 (01:10:52):
There he says, I want girls that I heard that
five to ten, five to ten bands.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Let's they use the street lingo. Man, I was, you know,
telling people translating for.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
The he's going to pay five or ten bands to
be with him tonight or that's like that VIP meet
up but you get a hookup. Oh pay five or
ten bands? Yeah yeah, all right, Well, I mean, look,
he is. He is most famous for the Kim Kardashian
sex tape, being on his sister show, right, which was Brandy. Okay,

(01:11:34):
yeah yeah, but I mean nobody really know who Nobody
the mainstream didn't know who he was until the Kim
Kardashian sex tape Brandy because it was like, who's the
guy in that sex tape? And it's like a ray
J and then you know, and then he parlayed that
into this stupid song the Sex and Canna, which is
a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Yeah, if you why are you asking club rats? I
don't know the club I mean, you don't have to
pay five to ten bands, you know anything.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Yeah, Well, it sounds like he might have done this
before and he realized he got to put a price
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
I think you know what it is rage.

Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
If I can be ray J's defense here, I think
a lot of women might be scared or intimidated, or
they think, oh, it's his appearance. I can't go up
to him and ask him for sex.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Yes you can. You know what, you don't be shy.
You might as well make money out of it.

Speaker 12 (01:12:20):
Exactly this week and audio. Okay, so there's a this
might be something for you as well. Besides ray J clips,
John john Wick is not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
He's dead. He's back. Trailer for Ballerina.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Leave the Wolf Twitch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Pray she sent you here to kill me, or you
can leave. I'm not leaving. Well your choice, okay, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:12:48):
So, so Ballerina is a spin off of the John
Wicks series. It's from the world of John Wick.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Because I love John Wick. I'll probably watch it, not
in the theater, of course, but at some point in
years in the future. So it's on a day ar
Moss or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Oh yeah, she's hot, is she? Is she the one
that's supposed to be dating Tom Cruise? Now, oh, yes,
that's correct. Actually I think there's like a thing where
they've been hanging out.

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
He was very, very pretty, but apparently she's a killer ballerina.
And John Wick at some point shows up to Okay,
does it mean like I like, I like, can't much
of the next person, but when I hear just him
his voice, like, that's terrible acting, right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Think when you hear a clip from a movie instead
of seeing a clip from the movie, it all sounds
like terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:13:30):
This week and audio up next, we have speaking of
people who are awesome actors justin Timberlake, and we make
we make fun of folks all the time. We hate
it when the flight attendants do the cute little announcements.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Or whatever, except for Greg, he loves It's not they
don't have you captive there show at all.

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:13:56):
J T was on a flight down so he's had
like a South American leg of his current two and
he gets on the mic and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
He makes the announcement. Yeah, justin.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Oh my god, Menace, can you imagine who'd be more excited?
You or your wife? Pass out?

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
Not me? Not you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Yeah, you're twenty five justin Timberlake shows. Yeah, No, I
love JT. Don't get me wrong, you stand hard. He'd
be more excited in no way. Yeah, I mean, Menace
is white.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
That's her hall pass or whatever you want to call it, right,
that's her ultimately, Yeah, sure, yeah, all right, but I
do love JT.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Justin Timberlake making the flight announcements.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Light jacket is located in a pouch at the side
of your seat.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
To inflate the live jacket well firmly on the red goggles.
If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. Oh
we're just kidding. Please ask the crew.

Speaker 14 (01:14:44):
We'll be flying over the beautiful countries of Dominican Republic, Columbia, Brazil,
Olivia until.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
We make our way into Argentina. Thank you for flying
JT Live twenty five air It's finn to be read.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Was that an actual airline or was he on his
I think it's a charter flight because he pans.

Speaker 12 (01:15:04):
He pans out to the people on the flight and
there's like man crew whatever it was from his own
like Instagram or TikTok or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah, which excited would you be great? Here you go?
Son nine texting over. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Nobody knew who Kim Gardashian was either, it says ray
J was the known name when that sex tape first
came out, Kim was known as Paris Hilton's friend.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
And then the tables have turned. Kim was like her
closet Organizer.

Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
Documentary about like what made that tape pop off? Because like,
wasn't super famous Kim obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Because have fame just some level of famous. Yeah, that time,
wasn't it? Also, this is the daughter of Rob It was.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Before there was pushing all of it behind.

Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
Yeah, but one night in Paris came first, and then
that kind of opened the door for this whole John Well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Get the whole Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee things. They were
both mega famous before that came that one night in Paris.
That was awful. I saw that one. I don't think
I've ever seen the k It's the early days of
TMZ and it got a big TMZ push.

Speaker 13 (01:16:08):
Yeahah, And allegedly Chris was calling like TMZ or other
places to say, hey, show up to where Kim was
going to be at that was like pushing her into
the whole like paparazzi scene at that time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Was it any good?

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
It was manufacturing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
I never saw it as the celebrity sex tapes. I mean,
did you actually see stuff or like because the one
night in Paris one was weak.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
It was night vision. Yeah, exactly like Green. It was
so weird. It was kind of similar.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Our friend Tony couldn't wait to get it, Like right
after work, he like ran off to the adult video
store at the time because he had to get it
on DVD.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
You have to get behind those beads. He ran down
the street, he picked it up. I got your copy.
Oh thanks man. Look at it right now. He's like
two minutes of it. She's laying on her.

Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
Back, so it's like it's Brandy's brother Brandy at the time.
It's mega famous and she has it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
That home video. Qu I mean it's yeah. Also, twenty
years looks very cam quarter esque.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yeah, we got a bronze, so you don't really see
any cans. There's been rumors forever Oka, but.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
It's like it just shows her. It doesn't it doesn't
show anything. Wait, hold on, you're leaning out an important details.

Speaker 19 (01:17:17):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
There's been rumors that there was a scene left out
that involved water works.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
Oh, I heard rumors that they had to read that.
Chris had him reshoot it because it wasn't it wasn't
that flattering, so they.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Re shot it. Is all right.

Speaker 12 (01:17:38):
This week in audio got some new music from a
new artist, a young eighteen year old Cortes Lyles. I
actually don't have the title of this track. It's just
it's a disc track against somebody else in his school.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Here it is all right, here we go drop this
on second, get a bag or.

Speaker 19 (01:17:57):
Almost score.

Speaker 12 (01:17:58):
He needs a U in the studio and yeah, yeah,
maybe you can. I know, your modern technology would have
like autolimiters.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
And little he's hanging a little you're in the red.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Second.

Speaker 11 (01:18:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Cool? Is this a thrill rap? So what that is
is that is a charge of terroristic threats? Oh good.

Speaker 12 (01:18:27):
He was arrested for making that disk track because he
had got into a fight with a teammate on his
high school football team. Apparently Cortes lost, and instead of
fighting his teammate further, he made this disc track, which
included terroristic threats like killing and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
So on and so forth. Now you might say did
that all the time in high school? You might it's art. Well,
the thing is you could share. He might say, oh,
this is art, this is expression. You can call someone
a pedophile. Freedom of speech.

Speaker 12 (01:18:55):
The problem is, then, at what point can let's say,
Greg or whatever has a problem with me, instead of saying,
hey see best, I'm gonna kill.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
You, say hey see, mass, I'm gonna cue exactly? Well
is that?

Speaker 16 (01:19:05):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
What they saying that you can't use rap lyrics in
court in certain places?

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
Now it's first Amendment. But then I'll I sing a threat.
It's okay, yeah, really cool like that. This weekend on
it we had time for two more. Okay, Well, we've
been talking a lot about OnlyFans and ways to make
money online. This is popped up in my feed this week.
This is a lady Renee star spelled with two e's
and two rs, so figure that out. She makes She

(01:19:31):
says five thousand dollars a month on only fans, just
by eating and having sex as a seven hundred pound woman.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
In some of her videos, she like she uses the
mobilities gooder to get around for a mom.

Speaker 12 (01:19:45):
Yeah, she'll get inside so she'll get door dash and
she scoots up to the door.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Well, Greg, she got in a car accident and left
her disabled, so she doubled in size from twenty nineteen,
I'm sorry, two thousand and nine until now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Yeah, three fifty to seven hundred. Yeah. So here are
some of the highlights of what she eats on her
only fans. This amazing cast role is so heavy.

Speaker 14 (01:20:07):
There's probably of food.

Speaker 7 (01:20:10):
This meal is going to be over seven calories, well over.
This is a family meal for four, So this is
eight eggs, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
So yes, she does that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
She does some squashing videos. That's where she literally sits
on top of people. One time she played a breeding
cow and a piggy eating on all fours.

Speaker 12 (01:20:31):
I didn't I didn't pay for her only fans, and
I'm sorry, nay. But some clips, BRIEFEUW clips are on
her Twitter and there's some little guys she hooks up
with in her shower, which I don't know how they
both fit in there. And it's just like this, it's
waves of not only water but of human being, slapping
and flying and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Going back and forth.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
And by the way, she has no plans of losing
any weight She says she feels quote happy and healthy
just the way she is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Okay it now because she will be dead. Get that bag,
all right? One more clip for the weekend audio.

Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
On this last clip, and anytime there's an emergency. I
feel like we are a miss on this show for
not playing any Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Frank because besides his weather report, Yeah, it's just Franky
other than us talking about him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Is he still popular that?

Speaker 12 (01:21:14):
What's really weird is he loves tweeting at of all people,
Anthony Coomia on Twitter did they play they had him
on and the Coumi has got a radio gig now again?
But yeah, he but so like they They talked to
him a lot, and I think that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Hey, Anthony, I'm doing real good. The weather's nice, and Anthony,
to his credit, is nice to Frankie.

Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
This is one of his most recent videos where he
gives us his impression of an ultra tornado siren.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Hey, if you want, let's so altra tornado sound. Thirty
seconds of this.

Speaker 17 (01:21:53):
Yeah, yeah, not a real tornado by the way, folks,
right now, I be getting my basement find this story?

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
What menace?

Speaker 11 (01:22:10):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Anybody?

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
There you go all right in this town. Like people
know he is.

Speaker 12 (01:22:26):
He goes, he goes and like walks off to a
field somewhere in Sydney and just shoots these videos and
paying attention to them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Hey, just in case you missed it, if you wanted, Yeah,
throw back Thursday, and this is the time, this is
the place where we welcome in. He is the pride
of Pacoima. He is the senior vice president and managing
partner of not just Club turn Up, but also the
Woody Show Merch Store. Ye going to Woody Show merch

(01:22:55):
dot com. In fact, I got a couple of things
to share with you guys here in just a second.
But anyway, it's l Presidente DJ tim mare Tay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Thursday. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
First, I would like to first congratulate you is a
Dodger fan. Yeah, first, first two wins of the season
under your belt.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
We are around, we are too. And oh the series
best record in baseball? Hell yeah? Well two days? Hell
yeah is in the next minute, like not for like
two weeks. Yeah no, it's next Thursday's opening day. But
then we also next Thursday's opening day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Yeest way off? Wait maybe wait maybe my days are off?
Oh shoot, hold on, yeah, no, it's today the following Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Today's the twentieth.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Oh no, it's next Thursday. Okay, question maybe wait, maybe
there was a week. Yeah, we're so lame that we
have Tim doubting himself.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Second, I was like, what's the day today? How a
man like this be doubted by such like us?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Wait a minute, today's the twenty Yeah crap, Hey, shout
out to uh my brother Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
My god, damn it, we all know Steve. Yeah, Steve,
he's the he's a better looking Martinez. There's no because
it's his birthday. But come on, I can't be true.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
I did hear a funny line and I wanted to
mention to you as a big Dodger fan. Somebody said
major League Baseball has a Dodgers problem.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Because you beat them.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Yeah, because things like they've spent and they've gotten all
these guys like how like how do you beat And
it wasn't meant to be a derogatory thing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
It was like, dude, the rest of League Baseball has
a Dodgers problem. Though.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
It was pretty funny, all right. So we went through
and we got a lot more of the items. We
went through and we looked at it and make sure
they look. Dude, there's some really cool stuff in that. Yes,
you're so good, really cool stuff here. Let me let
me show you one of these jackets. You guys, we
got some what he showed jackets, you can get.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
That's a good I have up there when he does this,
I got a piled The jackets are sitting on top
of the sea pap machine.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Okay, it's a good place, all right. Fashion show, Fashion
show show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
This is this is the Dickie.

Speaker 11 (01:25:16):
Look.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
It's got the embroidered logo on there. That looks really good.
I think this could look even cooler if it was official.

Speaker 14 (01:25:26):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
You know what I'm saying, but I'm saying like just
you know down the line. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
But anyway, so this is this looks really good, A
good one. Okay, dummies, I realized I can see it
on the text.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
I can't see it on the radio. Okay, it'll be
on the merch store. You'll see it on the merch store.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
When when is it going to be on the merchant.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
This is a bomber.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Yeah, it's got an orange inside orange. With your zipper
on your leeve, you look like a pilot.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Thank you. That one is a plus plus plus p.

Speaker 11 (01:26:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
So if you like this stuff, you're gonna love the
other stuff. Tim and I went through a bunch of
the stuff in the office. They send a bunch of stuff. Oh,
my daughter has the one of one that exists right
now the Woodie Show, Stanley, because she's my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
You just work here. What has she done for the show?
How did she like it?

Speaker 11 (01:26:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
She loves it, loves it. And then my wife goes,
where's mine? I go, she's got the one that exists
right now. Wow, use one of your other fifty. Yeah,
don't worry, I'll get you one. Girl, Yeah, girl, yeah,
step off, I will. It's throw back Thursday and we're
going up in the club yet very soon. A lot
of stuff, I will say.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
So, I think I think you can probably go on
by noonish today and see a few things.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
I think we can throw it, Oh, I think that quick.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
What I don't want to do is throw everything on
there right away, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
But you're the managing partner, Dog, so I think we're
gonna just sprinkle a little a few things here and there.
So I think you should log on in a little
bit Woody Show merch dot com. Yeah, well, DJ Tim Martinez.
He is also in charge of picking which song we
go up in the clurb with each week. Here on
this throwback Thursday, and what song would that be?

Speaker 19 (01:27:14):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
All right, we're going nineteen eighty eight. I love this song.
I love this artist. We're going spring Love. Yeah, yeah,
today the first day of spring.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
It is right, Yeah, nothing Woody showy up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
You know that doesn't really change anything. I mentally it
does intentially, I mean, it could do anything. It could snow.
I'm good, but my head, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Throw Back Thursday. Up in the clurb spring Love cb B,
it's the Woodie Show, a about the eighty seven Thursy
to me, you little I to came in by Die

(01:28:05):
is away and.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Diven look over than any other kids.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Don't you know no one?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
And then let your girl. I'm okay what you say,
can know you a girl?

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Come back, don't load your ball and you off. So
you speak that it was me search.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Your search, God come come.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
I didn't remember the first time he ever met Sumer
Shiny streaming in the air.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
You come my eye the next day that I was
in love. I was so in love with you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
We were so love for a season on my life.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
I wanted so much to have your formal life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Since it changed season to an end, I had to
meet and where begin.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Begin? Aga?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
I can't remember the first time we ever met.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
The suns and Shining was giving in the end to
in fight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Don it tears away?

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I've gavenlod cold than any o.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
The game.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Something changed because heasn't change to it. We had to
walk and the family begin.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Begin. Sprink's come back to me.

Speaker 19 (01:30:54):
Line, Din I talk to day, Come on take it, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Stevie spring Love birthday? Is Spring's his birthday? She says,
she knows all the birthdays. What's Tim's birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
I don't know, Tim.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
It's coming up. It's coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
I was gonna say, well it's coming up. Well, are
you a May birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
I am not get ready? April fifth? Ilpri what is it? Okay? Yeah? Sure,
I'm not that cool man? All right? Well, hey, thank you, Tim?

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Up with the clurb.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Everybody check merch store, keep checking back what you show
merch dot com hard We'll see Oh no, off next week.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Are ring break rescue? Yeah? My kids got spring break
next week, So we'll see the week after. Yeah, let's
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Hey, pre Friday, that's good news.
Oh yeah, Thursday morning. It's March twentieth. It's an alien
abduction day or alien abduction day. So I want to
go to space really bad. Would you like to be
abducted by an alien?

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yeah, abduct me? Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
I would love to see an alien, but I wouldn't
want to be abducted by one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
I know everything that's been explained about abduction doesn't seem
like it would be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Okay, cut up. Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
What do you think if we got a hold of
an actual alien, right, you know, real life alien, actual
legal let's just say, for the Sego argument and all
that stuff. Okay, we get an alien from some other world,
some other planet, how do you think we would treat it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
That's why we should be scared, right, because I think that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
The same would be if they got one of.

Speaker 9 (01:33:09):
Us dissected putting a zoo, yeah, model.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Studied, prospected. I think we put it in a cage though,
and study it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
We kill everything. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Uh, Sammy tay is astrology day. Okay, let's see companies
at care Day. It is Great American Meat Out Day,
something like you take your penis out, or maybe it's
just like you don't eat meat. It sounds like you
go barbecuing. I would like to believe that it's just
that you walk around your penis.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Out all day, you know. I mean that's how we
want to enter barbecue.

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
I would say, take the meat out of the freezer,
you know, like don't forget.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
Yeah, I think it's like don't eat meat.

Speaker 10 (01:33:48):
Well, yeah, it's put on by the farm animal rights
movement back in Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Attention all you dorks. It is Hufflepuff Pride Days.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Nail the part of that. I'm of the house. I'm
part of good.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
Oh that's Harry Potter.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Yeah, I always did sorted into the huff and puff House.
International Day of Happiness is today. It is oh, it's
National Ravioli Day. Really do it is Oranges and Lemons Day,
and today is World Oral Health Day first of all
or oral Yeah, oral Day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
Back on the ravioli, though, when you order ravioli lobster
ravioli at a restaurant, the filling is almost you can't
even find it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Not good? What's the raviolis though we like the short rib.
Oh yeah, yea bomb. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
The place called Wild Fork Foods. They're not everywhere, but
there in more and more places. But uh yeah, if
you have a Wild Fork Foods around, you go in
there and get their short rib ravioli comes frozen, just
boil it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
You know, what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
You do a sauce or no, no, I don't even
do the sauce. Don't I sound like a little bit
of butter. Oh that sounds perfect, a little bit of
butter butter. And then I you like some chopped garlic.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
Oh, really, get a sauce from Target or Walmart. You
have carbone sauce now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
But I like the like the flavor of the short
rib yest it up. Yeah. Anyway, what's happening in the
world of entertainment? Their menace?

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
Well, apparently we can thank Taylor Swift for influencing Travis
Kelce to not retire from the chiefs Okay, sources say
this is from page six dot com. They said that
she wanted him to end on a high note, and
Kelsey agrees because he talked about it on his podcast
that he was really upset with the performance of the

(01:35:33):
Super Bowl. Obviously, they imagine they got murked and he's
gonna get in shape and he's gonna be ready for
the NFL season. I didn't realize that he has played
for twelve years already. Really, he honestly became on my
radar because of Taylor Swift. Even before he started Dang Taylor,
he was already a Hall of Fame caliber tight end. Really,

(01:35:56):
he didn't get better after dating her, but he already
had the stats, just a yet star player for many,
many thirty five years old.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
He had one bad super Bowl and he was going
to quit. Well, I mean, I mean maybe you got
to get to the end. You're like, do we still
have it anymore?

Speaker 19 (01:36:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:36:11):
I think he was already thinking about retiring after that
Super Bowl and then they lost and it was like, oh,
maybe I won't retire.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Not a way to go out.

Speaker 8 (01:36:19):
Well, thank you, Taylor Swift. We'll get him at least
for another year. Speaking of Travis Kelsey, he's also in
a the trailer of the new Happy Gilmore Too. Yes,
that got released. He has a little cameo on that,
and I'm very excited for Happy Gilmore Too.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
It comes out. Let's see Netflix June thirteenth. Are you excited?

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
Oh on Mary kit and Ashley's birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Perfect?

Speaker 13 (01:36:46):
How you know everybody knows that Mary, Kate and Ashley
born Untune thirteenth, Gina, look it up.

Speaker 7 (01:36:51):
When's their birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Oh? I'm sure you know?

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Oh remember that?

Speaker 13 (01:36:55):
Other than them, I remember birthdays June thirteenth, Oh my god,
nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
That's right, that is remember birthdays?

Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
When's Tupac's birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:37:09):
I never knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
When's Greg's birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Greg's birthday is March eleventh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Correct? What about MENACE's birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
October twenty eighth?

Speaker 11 (01:37:17):
How about.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
I never knew too? What about two change? What is
October thirtieth?

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
What about p Diddy? Okay, really good? Maybe she's right.

Speaker 13 (01:37:26):
SeaBASS isn't in here, but his is September twenty seventh.
Morgan says June sixth. Wow, inports is June fourth.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
That's amazing, right, that is correct?

Speaker 9 (01:37:36):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Yeah? What about Vaughn?

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
Vaughn is May? I want to say twelve?

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
How about Danny Glover? May twelfth? Hold on? We finding
out May ninth? Hello, so close close? What about those
are not birthdays?

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
You ever know?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
To throw out?

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
How about Chris Rock make the throw names all day
and I see what you're doing there, menace and has
nothing to do with the fact that she's from Boston.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Okay, God, what I'm just saying. I'm gonna ask you.
She says she knows birthday. Tell you random. It's weird
certain birthdays, you know. Oh, all right? Moving on? How
about Nick Cannon. I'm gonna talk about Nick Cannon. Do
you know his birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
I do not?

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Oh, okay, Nick Cannon.

Speaker 8 (01:38:23):
He says that he's not gonna stop having kids despite
already having twelve child Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Yeah, yeah he said that. What do you say?

Speaker 8 (01:38:33):
He said, we ain't playing spades. Oh he's sorry, he
said on we Ain't Playing Spades podcast. You you kind
of just want to leave it in, you feel me?

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Okay, but can you like and leave the.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Rest up to the lord? I'll give the hat my
good God? Can you can you leave it in with
maybe her on birth control? Can you leave it in Jimmy, Yeah,
while you're wearing a rubber or something.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
I can't stop bone stock. And that's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:39:01):
You can be an entertainer and have major checks come in.
Who can afford twelve kids? I mean, that's a lot
of kids.

Speaker 8 (01:39:08):
I think he said that he put out there that
he gives each one like a baby mama or whatever,
like one hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (01:39:17):
Yeah, Okay, though I don't know, are you willing to
be one of his baby mamas for one hundred and
thirty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Dollars thirty a year? He can maybe go to a
couple like you red Carpets.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
And yeah, I mean if you stay at home dad, yeah,
like permanent vacation. All right, yes, please, I'll have your baby,
Nick Cannon.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Okay, how about this? About this, Sammy, what's charlomage in
the God's Birthday? I don't know, I don't know. I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
Okay, how about this in a new book? Say Everything actress.
Now you're gonna have to help me with her name.
It's I want I won skyhy Sky Ione Sky Ione
indie film.

Speaker 10 (01:39:57):
She was in the movie Say Anything, which is why
it's called Say Everything.

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
Yeah, so the ZoomBox and holds it up outside the wind.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
She started that movie, and she came out in her
book and said that she had an abortion at seventeen
and the baby daddy was Anthony Ketas. Now they started
dating when she was sixteen, he was yeah, and she
said that she doesn't regret having the abortion because at
the time he didn't want to commit, he didn't want

(01:40:24):
to be a dad, he had anger issues. This is
all allegedly from him from her, and also said that
he had an addiction to heroin.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
So wow, Yeah, okay, okay, it's kind of like what
Steve As has been saying about Anthony Keatas. He's not
a fan.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Yeah, I mean, you know, Chili Pepper's great, sure, but
you have to separate people a lot of times from
what the actors, actresses, musicians, whoever, Comedians yeaheah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Just enjoyed they do. What about Denzel Washington? Do you
know his birthday? I don't. Oh, all right, we'll get
one budzfeed.

Speaker 8 (01:40:59):
Really, it's a list of celebrities that they say there
are actually nice and friendly in person. Now let's see
if we agree with this list. We have met a
couple of these people post Malone, have not met, but
everything that everyone says about him, never heard anything bad. Okay,
how about Serena Carpenter? Now I have met her and
she was very nice, so I agree with that. Holly

(01:41:23):
Berry have not met her.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
You know what her birthday is? I don't. I thought
you were with birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Yeah, birthdays that are in my life. I tried to.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Remember in your life.

Speaker 7 (01:41:40):
Yeah, in a dream. They were a big part of
my life at one point.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
They say, Pamela Anderson is very nice. Yeah, I have
not met her. Michael Sarah, Now, I have met him.
It was a little bit awkward, but he wasn't mean
to me. He was cool. He's awkward, dude. Yeah. Paul McCartney.
You've heard of him, right, Yeah, I heard that guy nice.
I never met him. I never met him. Heard super cool.

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
Okay, Danny DeVito, I have met him at Coachella Music
Festival and he was very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
I met him great, He's a very tiny man. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
How about this one, Adam Sandler. Everyone says nice things
about him. Now Here's this is where the list falls off.
People say Prince was nice. I've heard nothing terrible stories
about friend.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
I've been seeing more and more videos where it's him
doing something really cool and really fun and just you know,
really Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Everyone that we know, I understand he hates radio people.
I don't know. Maybe Sammy, What was Prince's birthday? I
don't know. That's crazy? All rightday, yes, time for all right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
It's shimmer.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
We're gonna sit because it's and you know we don't.
I'll throw another one out to you. How old is
Spike Lee? What's his birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
I have no clue. Spikey, Yes, yeah, sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Close, he's sixty eight. But when's his birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
It's March twentieth, Oh goes.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
Redition, Yeah today, Spike Lee is sixty eight. Holly Hunter
the Mom and the Incredibles movies, but her greatest role
was h I McDonough's wife, ed Wayna y Ed in
Raising Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
She's sixty seven. You give me that by huh name? Baby?

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Michael rapp Report is fifty five. Who's don self on
prison Break? Most importantly, Phoebe's policeman ex boyfriend Gary on Frida,
He's fifty five. NBA coaching legend pat Riley is eighty.
Hockey Hall of Famer Bobby Or is seventy seven. Supermodel
Kathy Ireland is sixty two. Ruby Rose, who is Stella

(01:43:59):
an Orange New Black, the Assassin of the John Wick movies.
Ruby Rose Is thirty nine, David Pelvis, the Thulis. I
don't know the dorks will know this. Werewolf remis Lupkin
in the Harry Potter film Me Yeah, or Loopin Sure
remis Loopin Cool sixty two. Cedric Yarbaugh Deputy jones On

(01:44:24):
you know nine to one one is fifty two and
Hal Lindon Barney Miller he's a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Yeah, he's ninety four. Whoa, I think my dad used
to like that. My dad like that? And Fish, Yeah,
Fish the Bandfish, No he had.

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
I think that Barney Miller guy was in it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
What's his name? In real?

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
I know you're talking about It was a show called Fish.
I think he was a detective. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
Yeah, your porn of Birthday Today, it's a birthday boy,
Tony Rubino and Today's birthday boy. He's been stretching girls
out like pizza dough in two and thirty eight fine films,
including her Your Daughter's a Slut. You should know he
was in taking on three hot black chicks into Miami
swing club. Oh Amish girls go anal volume one. Wifey

(01:45:11):
always turns into a horny slut at hotels totally. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
He was in Wash My Car and Spit Shine My Penis.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
I also back to the Cooter volume one and who
can forget his unforgettable role in add doing anal on
camera to her been there, Done that last, that's a
Tony Rubino who is forty five years old today to
her list. And that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Thursday morning look at what's happening

(01:45:41):
around the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
We're gonna take a quick break more Woody Shows next
hang on show.

Speaker 12 (01:45:49):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
More fun than goner Rhea.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
I mean, I've had Gonerie a few times and I'd
say I haven't had Goneria show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
And that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
I believe check check check yep. That's it for Thursday.
Really wrapping up getting out of here. Quick reminder check
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See fifteen to thirty minutes what we thought was the
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(01:46:21):
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Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Right, yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
Yeah, when you're a fan of really dark humor, you
cannot joke around with everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
You're careful.

Speaker 10 (01:47:38):
You'll lose a lot of friends that way, and you
know what, you didn't want them anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
Always say yeah, I'm like, why am I tiptoeing around
people that I'm not trying to im Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
If anything, that's the people you don't like, they'll go
away faster. Yeah, everybody wins. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
Meanwhile, on the opposite, I'm like, what is this person
at the grocery store thinking?

Speaker 5 (01:47:56):
Mane Morgan and I we are big fans of the
dark humor. That's our favorite humor. Yeah, for sure, that's
what we bonded over.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
All right, Thank you very much, great Gory. Sure, thank
you so much for giving the show some of your
valuable time this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
You know, we love it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
Smdam I quit this bitch.