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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pleas. Due to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Day the Woody Show, Aleen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody, morning Woody. Well, today is March
the twenty first, twenty twenty five, and today, my friends,
is Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Words.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, that's the end of the week. It's also the end.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That is going to be the end of going Adventures.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's the end of going too bad. Welcome to the
Woodie Show. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace,
good morning to you. Good morning is here. We got
Sea Bass, We've got Sammy boards here, Menju's here, Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here, you're here. Let's Friday. I'm I'm pretty excited,
(01:34):
you know, Friday and all I'm on new weekend. I mean,
maybe even chubbing a little bit chubs in that profile photo. Yeah,
little chubbs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Just little chubbs.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, that's chubbs.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So coming up today, anything we do get through the
morning into the weekend as fast as we can. Fail
stories d u i Q our dumbass contest for your
chance to win some stuff coming up today here on
the Woody Show. If you want to call in eight
seven seven forty four Woody is the number for that.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know how drunk you've ever been. We had
those stories about, like, you know, right before on Fountain's Day,
Saint Patrick's down. Yeah, but uh I bet it was
as crazy as this guy Wisconsin. He's fifty two years old,
middle school gym teacher. He was so hammered that he
maxed out the breathalyzer.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What didn't know that was possible?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, So the cops I got a call. It's like
it doesn't go above one hundred. Yeah, and a lot
of you in this room probably have never realized. You know,
that scale only goes to a certain point, you know,
so you can get to.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The end of the scale. You can match out a scale.
I've never done it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Same thing with the breath of liner anyway. So the
cops got a call about a hit and run crash
around seven thirty in the morning. So this all happened
in the morning. He had dropped his kid off at
a different school, drove off and then rear ended someone
on his way to work and left the scene. Oh wow,
just told the person he had to go because he
was a teacher, had to get to school. So the cops.
They found his smashed up jeep in the school parking lot.
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They gave him four fields of bria. He tested and
failed them all. When he took the breathalyzer, he blew
a point four, which is five times the legal limit.
It might have been even higher. That's just where max
is out. But he's lucky to be alive. A lot
of people end up dead from alcohol poisoning at those
kind of levels. Up, yeah, just do that. Meanwhile, a
(03:21):
woman called nine one one. It was about nine forty
five at night. Guy crashed into her parked car. She
said that he seemed drunk, and boy was he. His
breathalyzer had him almost four times the legal limit. He
was arrested, taking the jail, released the next day, and
then a few hours later he did it again in
the same spot at the exact time.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
He got drunk that fast out so.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Stop any time he wants.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Are we sure he was sober when he left the
first hime?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So yesterday, the day before was nine forty five pm.
Cops get called to the same intersection at nine forty
five pm. Same guy. Only difference was he didn't hit
a car. This time he had crashed into a tree
stump in someone's yard. The same two cops arrested him.
He blew, this time a point thirty, again taking the jail.
(04:07):
He gets drunk, but this time the judge set his
bail at fifty thousands the best. So the turn up
is real.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Other than Greg, have you ever had any like drunk
at work people that you've worked with, because.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I have, like, not for a bit, oh, not for
a bit. Yeah, we have one.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Yeah, I had a DJ that I worked with. She
fell asleep while interviewing David tel like.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
That.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, she passed away, but oh okay, they had to
take her off the air.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And then another one. We had a janitor. He came
to work drunk every night. I never knoked.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, I think if I was the janitor, I might too.
Who cares that vond comes in high every day?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
I worked with a hardcore coke addict. Those are the
worst too, I know. Alive and then clean good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
She chugged pickle juice to.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Four old wing.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
We're so already buck hey, you burger.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Media rare look here burger media.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Rare bitch, so meaty because I'm Russian act He's the
best thing be honestly.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The rise, it's the Woody Show. I love that chicks
from one of our recent rounds of the duy Q,
which is coming up later on this hour. It's a
new hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's a Friday morning. It is March the twenty first,
(05:35):
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's great Gordon, Hi, Menace,
good morning, Good morning Woody. There'd be Gina, gret good morning.
There b Seabad. We've got Sammy money and Morgan's taking
your calls right now at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
It's eight seven seven forty four Wooding Friday check ins
on the text over the two two nine eight seven.
(05:56):
How's everybody feeling good?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Good, really good?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, a part going in not to just a weekend,
but we're going into a spring break week off. How
hardcore is the pre missing h We're already through a
quarter of the year. Yeah, if you want to think
about it that way, one quarter of the year is done.
It's good. Keep your head down, just keep grinding, right, Yeah, always. Yeah,
(06:20):
my kids got a very early spring break. I mean
for college it's normal, but for I think like elementary
and high school kids, this is this is early, isn't it.
Thought it was closer to Easter?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, this is very different every year.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah right, but it's not. But I'm saying Easter this
year is April like twenty Yeah, yeah, later year. Yeah,
it's later in April. But I see the college kids partying. Well, yeah,
you on the beach, get down. Oh yeah, yeah, so
we got we got a little bit of that U
coming up for you this morning here in the Woody Show.
(06:56):
I did see that story. Oh man, I just to
I don't get it what. I don't even know what
you're referring to.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
There was a little let's see no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, I thought you were talking because there's there's a
video that's going around big time this morning. Oh no,
Florida the spring Breakers is Fort Myers cops responded to
a beach brawl. They show up. It's his eighteen year
old guy pummeling this other dude and at one point
he pulls the other guy's head toward his face and
he bit his ear off.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Oh okay, I did see I did see that. I
was just talking about seeing people party in general.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
According to witnesses, the earbier is the one who started
the fight, call the other dude some kind of racial
slur and then jumped him from behind. No word on
if they were able to reattach his ear. And once again,
by the way the local TV, he was just doing
a bang up job adding color to the story by
talking to random people, in this case just other spring
Breakers to get more riveting inside. This is from Gulf
(07:58):
Coast News Television. Here we go. So it's pretty odd.
I don't know, there's like a local Mike Tyson or something.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
He needs to go to jail for that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I woulted to wish that on my way of sending me. Wait,
he needs to go to jail for that?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, well he did? I see, I saw his mugshot. Yeah.
The bier was arrested on a felony battery charge, taking
the jail, but quickly bailed out by his parents.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They had the fifty grand to get him out of there.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So racial slurs, jumps people from behind, and bites off ears.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do we need this kid?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, he needs a haircut. He does look pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah,
it's like it's very seventies. It was wild, like full, bushy, wavy, Yeah,
like a fifteen year old mustache. The guy who bit
the ear off called Hione a racial slur because he's
quite Caucasian. Yes, yeah, well that's always that's always a
great he could use some accu to the pile, right,
(08:49):
I hate the rhyme.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm saying he's the one that threw the racial slur out. Yeah, allegedly. Well,
there were a number of people on the beach who
heard the whole thing and saw the whole thing go down.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Additionally, that again, that slur, Like I said, amongst the
kids these days, I've been called it by basically every race. What, well,
the one of the worst ones.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, the end word.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm right, But why would sea bass be called that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because it's thrown around, because it's like it means bro
or due to a large percentage of the population. Asian
guys have called me that. Black guys have called guys
have called me that.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh I've been called that.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh yeah yeah, not in it starts with it starts
with the my.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Not with an angry turn. I get it, not an
angry tone.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I should say right right, yeah, but I don't think
that was the case with this.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
We don't know with an E and jumped from I'm
impress kids at each know about the Tyson earbiting. It
happened before they were born by ten years. And I
can't believe you're coming to the defense such a douchebag.
And I'm looking at the video and it's this is
like a both these guys look like they're about twelve.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
This is this is Sea Bass's p Diddy.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
He is guilty.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
All right, Time for your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies, gentlemen,
(10:30):
boys and girls, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Time for your Friday foul story. All you could have
thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that can
never go wrong. Within somewhere along the line that went
from being a great idea to one big stake in
Mega Uber Ultra.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
Best.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, that wasn't bad at all. Another story out of Florida,
you guys, No, you have this forty four year old fellow.
His name is Daniel Marula and the cops they were
called after he reportedly punched a woman in the head.
They were traveling together, but their car broke down. They
ran out of money, so they had been living in
their vehicle, and as they were waiting for the tow
(11:25):
truck in this particular instance, the things I guess got
a little tense in the car there, and he claims
they had been dating for a few months, but according
to the police, the chick quote kept shooting him down
when it came to having an intimate relationship with him.
So I guess it was a platonic thing on her
end how he wanted to be more. But anyway, so
they're in the broken down car, they're talking, and then
(11:46):
he claimed that she hit him first and that she
threw urine at him from a cup that they kept
inside the car. You know it's a bathroom. In any event,
Daniel was arrested. In the mugshot, you see the T
shirt he was wearing at the time of his arrest,
which said, quote, I never argue. It's like, dude, your
lady friend would like to disagree. He was charged with
(12:09):
battery and taken to fail jail. Yeah, there's the sale.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
He looks fine.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He sees that shirt. It's like, you know what, that's
a coolant.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I wonder, believe me, I wonder that when I see
a lot of these shirts that people wear in public. Yeah,
like you wear that on public and you have fifty Yeah,
they sold more than one of those T shirts.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It wasn't a custom job.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The New York Times had to print a correction after
a crossword puzzle they printed suggesting that Mario from Mario
uh Mario brothers, that Mario wears suspenders. But they are overalls,
you guys, I mean, yeah, and so egg on their face.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Lots of that newspapers won't do a correction on.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
But get that done.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Audit that that we fact check. This next one is
from Minneapolis where this guy he tried to steal a
bunch of girl Scout cookies from a grocery store, like
a lot of them. He snagged twenty three cases from
a loading dock and there were what twelve boxes to
a case? I guess, so that's two hundred and seventy
six boxes. Okay, stream value around thirteen hundred dollars. And
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he didn't just grab him and go. He took his
sweet ass time to pick and choose what flavors he wanted,
which gave cops just enough time to get there. They
arrested him. They searched his car. They found two stolen
license plates and bolt cutters, a meth pipe, oh, a
small amount of heroin, and the backseat of his car
was loaded with cookies. Oh yeah, I sailed to know
(13:44):
what it was left over?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Which ones did he want? Which cookies are worth going
to jail for?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The most was yeah, that's the only one worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's one from North Carolina with this guy. He made
a deal to sell his super sweet twenty twenty Chevrolet
Corvette Stingray. Oh but the day before he was supposed
to turn it over to the new owner, he decided
to take it for one last turage, one last spin.
So he took it out, gunned it, lost control, drove
off the road into a ditch, flipped the car onto
(14:14):
its side. The car done. Also, the cops charged him
with reckless driving sail Corvette Stingray Corvette stop. And then, finally,
this is my favorite story of the week from Philadelphia
with this guy, he's in critical condition after getting the
(14:36):
bright idea to break into a transformer box. You know,
the kind of high voltage electricity touch yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Fenced off, yeah, barbed wires, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Keep out.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So he decided to break into one of those things
to steal some copper wiring worth it. Yeah, so what
he did here is he cut the lock. He started
snipping away and then boom. Not only did the explosion
knockout power to fifteen hundred home, but it started a
fire that gave him third degree burns all over his body.
It's a rep from the Philly Police Department talking about
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it on the local TV news.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Although the victim is in critical condition with burns to
his face, neck, shoulders, chest, arms, and hands, he's still
very lucky because at this time he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, he could have been yea for the rest failed.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, how'd you get those burns?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh well, dude, it was really cool. I'm a professional loser.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, if you want
to call in Friday check ins on the text over
to two to nine eight seven. In fact, let's get
the calls lined up now because we're gonna have our
dumb ass contest. That's the d u i Q. So
we play it every week every Friday. You guys know
how it works. We have a sea bass on the
street with the drunks asking the questions and everything else.
(15:49):
You just have to guess correctly two out of three times.
If the drunk person will get the answer right and
if you can do that, you're going to be a winner.
But we need a contestant to play, and now's the
time call. This is show everybody.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
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Speaker 3 (16:37):
It as bad like a blee, plea blea.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Please looking for a contestant, please to play this morning's
dumbass contest. And today's dumbass contest is the d d
u IQ eight seven seven forty four wooding. That's eight
seven seven forty four woodings To explain, the way the
(17:00):
game works.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Everybody, please, I will and it is this I asked
a drunk person questions. You guess whether the drunk person
gets the answer correct or not. If you guess whether
the drunk person gets the answer, you win two times
out a trick of course.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, let's say hello to our contestant here on
line by three. That would be Chris. Good morning, Chris.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'm great?
Speaker 14 (17:18):
Thank you, guys?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're doing this Friday morning? Can't bring us down on
a Friday morning, Chris. We're gonna play the d U
y Q and maybe even make it better for you
by winning a prize. Now, before we get to the
questions that count, you're gonna get to hear a little
bit from the drunk that Sea Bass is talking to,
and we're gonna use that clip to get a better idea.
Just how with it or not with it? They are?
And who is this person? Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Ron short for Ron Dejean, and Ron is just out
here slamming drinks with his bros.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
He's gonna tell us what a great bro night he's happened.
All right, here's Ron.
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Oh, I love that vodka soda Voca pineapple.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That's a dude.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Did I just yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Love that vodka sodavoca pineapple. I love a rum and coke.
But tonight we did a rum and coke, just the one,
no like too, Okay, that's it. And we also did
some champagne.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Now, Ron, I notice you're out here parting with your friends.
Are you guys celebrating anything in particular?
Speaker 15 (18:17):
Yes, we are celebrating being fabulous as I'm giving you luxury.
I'm giving you fashion designer, tasty, delicious, and other people
are giving you dirt, old raggedy bitch, Gucci and app
thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Okay, giving you dirt, old raggedy bitch.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
So also I'm ready forgiving to go away, by the way,
yeah giving Yeah, that's that's over. We're serving.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, can you just be gay? You have to
be like over the top. It's a great example a
night out.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
You have to a little sparkle on it.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Yeah, this is a little over Yeah yeah, okay, thank you?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I mean, who disagrees with that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
All right, that is our drunk Ron And we're gonna
have to just guess two out of three times whether
he gets these answers. Right, we have Sammy and Menace,
who are stone cold sober, who will be guessing as well.
And here we go, question number one.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
How many book Charles Dickens ever wrote?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
All right, done?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I actually just I won't just won't give it away,
but I just started one, really yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I think I can only think of one.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Well, okay, the one I started, I honestly I had
not heard of before. And it's going to take, according
to audible, forty six hours.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh my god, because it was written as a serial, uh,
you know, as they used to do back in the day.
And first of all, Dickens, Oh, the cider. It's Dixon's.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh gotcha, it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
That's my favorite apple sider. Which is it Dixon Dixon's cider?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, it could be refreshing.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
What do we think here? I will start with a
triple no, triple no.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I'm feeling very positive today, very good. I'm saying triple yes,
trip g no for everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No for Menace, yes for Sammy.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Okay, all right, feeling good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Drugs, drugs I know she is. She got like some steroids.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, I feel like I could run a marathon from.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The doctor, because that's sinus infection.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Now she's like bouncing off the walls and it made
her crazy. Yeah, all right, Menace and Sammy, what do
you think about Ron You're gonna get it?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, come on, Chris, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I want to say no?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Question number one for the d U I Q how
many books Charles Dickens ever wrote Menace? Oh Oliver's Travels.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Oh God damn it.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, that's a good mash up of Oliver's travels.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Okay, Sammy Scrooge, Scrooge.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I can't think of any.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Name Christmas, Carol.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Christmas Carroll. I was like racking my brain.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I could not think of the name.
Speaker 16 (21:09):
But I know, I mean, I know that it's the
Scrooge story. I could not, for the life of me
come up with the next classic.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
The classic Ebeneezer that we all know.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Bill Murray Scrooge. He wrote that that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I couldn't think of a Christmas Carol. I knew what
I figured everybody was going to you were miss Christmas.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
It's not like I don't know that it's called that
it was coming to me in a.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Moment straight front or the next moment or the moment
after that, Gulliver's Trunk.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Gulliveris Oh see, I was Jonathan Swift. You were on
the right trou I was way closer.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
And what's Gulliver's Travels about?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's about a mouse that goes places? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, Chris said that Ron would not get this, and
if that is the way it works out, she'll be
on the board with her first point here on the.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
U y Q.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
How many books Charles Dickens ever wrote?
Speaker 15 (22:03):
Listen, I'm gonna be honest, I've heard of Charles Dickens,
but I don't know any book titles.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So what have you heard about Charles Dickens?
Speaker 15 (22:10):
Is he in the twenties?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
All right, much?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Now, how about this?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
In nineteen thirty four, Disney did release a Mickey Mouse
version of Gulliver's travel Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Whatey Mouse, and Disney also released Mickey's Christmas Carol. That too,
did everyone based on Yeah, okay, so I.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
Have Christmas Carol, I know, and you want to know
the worst part two is that the only other like
name that I was coming up with that I knew
was based on the same thing was Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And I was like, well, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Because it's part of the Christmas Jennifer Ghost of Christmas Past.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
No, but I've never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, anyway, and speak Chris. Good news.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You're on the boarding. Got You've got a point one
more in order to win this round.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You see, the.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Bleak house is what I'm listening to. Bleak House.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Question number two, d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
What is the body of water directly south of Texas?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, what is the body of water directly south
of Texas? Let's get some guesses. I will say no
for Ron. Where were you talking to? Ron?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Oh? This was the gayest place on earth, West Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, No for Ron.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
A lot of people say Castro District, San Francisco. No,
that's beyond gay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I will say yes for Menace. And because she's staring
at her, there's.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
The Valley of Gay and then beyond that it's the
cast Right.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's a whole other thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, Ron, Yes, Menace, Yes, Sammy, I agreed that.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm on the fence.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Come on now, I've dialed it back.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay, I'm gonna go with that. No to Ron, Yes
to these two all right.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I say no to Ran, no to Sammy, yes to Menace.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, and uh, what do you guys think?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, all right, Chris, your guests.
Speaker 17 (24:15):
I'm gonna go with everyone else and say no no.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Question number two for the d uy Q, what is
the body of water directly south of Texas, Sammy?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I will accept it, Menace.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Because I was watching that Space shuttle landing. They said
they were also out of Tallahassee and the Gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We watched on Fox News.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I was watching on that where the guy was like, hy,
y'all dolphins all fun. Fact cash showed no longer the
gays place in America? Really? Yeah? What is Palm Springs, California?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh that's been done?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What's that based on?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
They did like some census of gay households and.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The highest consent concentration of quiz and then Hollywood, California
is like number two.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I will say this probably gave homeowners for sure Springs
that's where the old gays go over time.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yeah, and they apparently have just limitless money.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah money gay, no kids, that's what second? No kids?
And didn't have to. They didn't have to deal with women.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But yeah, but no kids and no women you have
you're a billionairey the time you're twenty five. Yeah, it
depends on your situation with your partner, I would assume,
because you know, if you're with Ron, it's think you yeah, money,
you know, and what does he do for a living?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Waits tables? You know what I mean? And so you we.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Our time, sugar baby.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Right exactly right, all right now, Chris said no to
question number two, and if indeed Ron gets it wrong,
she'll be the winner of the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What is the body of water directly south of Texas,
south of Texas the Pacific? And what do they do there?
They sail all.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Day, every day, right every day.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Chris, Congratulations, you're the winner on the d U y Q.
I'll done, big win on a Friday. Nice way to
go into the weekend. We love you. Thank you for
listening to the Woodie Show this morning. And hang on,
we'll get your information. Enjoy your prize. Ye, all right,
there's Chris. Everybody. We saw one more question that she
(26:23):
did not need to secure her prize, but we're gonna
do it just for funzies, because you know all day
are day, all day every day? Right, I'll day every day,
thank you?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Question number three Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Obviously, all these questions are very timely to our current
on air conversations. Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, yes to both people in here, No to Ron.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Sadly, same yeah, same, Okay.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Now I'm gonna get crazy and say triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
A wow, alright, menace, Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You think Ron knows what Chindler's list is. Yeah, to
be honest, all right, it's got to be what thirty
something years old?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Now, yeah, still a real thing, That's what I'm saying. Well, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Question number three for the d U i Q.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Schindler's list features some of what people being saved.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, on the count of three, you're both gonna say
your answer. Okay, one, two, three, There you go.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Jewish Jewish people being said, Ye, whose.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Joke is that?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gena where they say, like when you call someone a jew,
that's not a slur.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Just depends on what.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
No, that's true, Luik it's true, though it's like, oh,
I'm a.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Jew, or you're a jew h or like you were
saying I got Jude, that would do a little different different,
it's a little different. I was in a conversation not
that long ago, were somebody and they said it in
such a casual way, like they got jew down. Yeah,
(28:07):
And I was like, you realized that they had no idea,
they were completely unaware. There's a great.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Old family guy where Peter's pretending to be Jewish. He's like,
I totally got ussed down.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
So in college, my friend who is Jewish started a
website I don't think it's up anymore called the Jew Corner,
and he would just tell you, like secrets to how
to get more gas at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, I don't know that's the website. Wants to restart it.
Oh he lead into it hard, and he's allowed to
because he's Jewish.
Speaker 16 (28:40):
Right.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But then the people who sent him suggestions obviously mostly weren't.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fathers. That it's available right nowtarted because you can't say
I got gypped anymore either, gypsies, which I never realized
that that. I mean, you know, I heard it as
a kid never, never, never was told about gypsies.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
And also you don't really hear this much, but like
welched on a bet.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Wel yeah, have you remember have you ever met a
Welsh person?
Speaker 13 (29:08):
Though?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
No, I don't know I have, but I was only there.
I was there for two days. And that's why did
they welch?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No, Greg, you said that Ron would get this.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I did. I got of regretting it.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Question number three d.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
U y q. Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I don't know, Chindler. It's that shingles. I don't have shingles,
but I know a few people who do.
Speaker 15 (29:34):
Honestly, they're not very happy.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, wow, I told you he didn't even know what
it was.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You saved shingles.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That's how you played the d u y q. We're
getting to the quick break. We got some more wood
you showed next. Hang up, Woody, show.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Woody.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, the biggest March Madis upset yesterday was number twelve mcneesee.
They were beating number five Clemson and then all of
a sudden that ended up being a final score of
sixty seven to sixty nine. Was Yeah, it's not gonna
be Clemson. But we just like to say sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Yeah, it was like a low scoring game.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Defense.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, here's here's the final call on that one rebound.
A scramble hunter has it that the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But cowboy up Lea has yours first ever to see
a tournament victory record. Okay, never heard of McNee either.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Number ten Arkansas upset number seven seed Kansas, number nine,
Crichton beat number eight Louisville, and number eleven Drake upset Missouri. Wow,
number six on one game to continue today, round two,
tomorrow and Sunday to get it down to the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
The first time I ever heard Gonzaga because they're always
in It doesn't that sound.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Like boobs like.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
On her?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah it does, Yeah, it does.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Never thought of that, I think about yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Our friends Ben and Skin did a funny thing. They
were talking about some of the funnier names that you
see that list every year of all the players that
are in the tournament, and who's got the fun Yeah,
the funniest name, not not the not the teams, the
actual players.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I had the list here somewhere. Now I can't find somewhere.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
What we had the other day. Dick.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh yeah, greedy, Yeah, Grady Dick.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That's right. Yeah, that was fun and that's fun to
play with.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, but no, that's not that one.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Was it done here all the march?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh yeah, there's one Jojo Fulwood full place for North Carolina.
He's an adult actor, Jojo Fullwood.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You can set us a text over to to nine
eight seven. This is good, some good Friday, Like you
feel good for people because you want to put that
good energy out there.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
This guy in North Carolina just played the lottery for
the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
How much?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Didn't win like a million anything, but it won one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Right, take it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's cute. It's cute.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, well I saw in the comments, because you know,
I'm addicted to the comments section.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
People are like, oh, that's it, that's it. I think
people they see these you know, people winted a billion dollars,
so they win three hundred million dollars or eighty three
million dollars. That one hundred and fifty thousand just isn't
good enough. It's like the people go, I don't play
the lottery. I wait till it hits you know, one
hundred million or more.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yeah, white chances are the worst.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
What did we say was the average income in America?
Sixty some thousand dollars household income? Yeah, yeah, average is
sixty thousand dollars per year, so one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
You don't want to more than double it.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
A couple of years of your household income. I mean
on average or median the median household income.
Speaker 9 (33:09):
The most money I ever won in my entire life
was fifteen hundred bucks at a saught machine that was
probably twenty five years ago, and I remember it like
it was one minute ago. I get that life best whenever.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, this guy say he's going to use some of
the money to pay for trade school. That'll be great
at book and he's training to be a welder.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
You guys love to say.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
People forget about the trades, although the trades are on
the rise again, oh biggest. People realize that, hey, I
could be a plumber, I can be an electrician, and
I can just I can write my ticket, I can
make bank. Always working computers are not taking over my job.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Show.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on a Friday. Well, I'll welcome.
We are the Woody Show. That's great gory. There's minutes.
Speaker 14 (34:03):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We've got Gina gran seamasses here, We've got Sammy phones
are open at eight seven seven Woody. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
We're always good keeping updated all the food news.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
One thing that really brings people together the food news
news and cheesecake factories in the news, good news, bad
news from cheesecake factory. What's the last time you've been
to a cheesecake factory?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Long ago?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
We went to that one just recently. That was like
used to be a cheese it's a Grand Lux cafe.
Now they're similar, but okay, it's not cheesecake fat no.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I was wondering, is it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I wanted to just ask you real quick. Was it
an offshoot like where they probably owner? I think maybe
they just took over the space where it used to
occupy that The menu seem similar. But uh, there's a
cheesecake factory right by my house. We've lived there for
eleven years. I think we went there once, oh dude.
And the thing is, it's something I don't even like,
the Cheesecake Factory. I think we were put off because
(35:03):
every time we go in there, it's so busy. Yeah,
but good news, bad news from Cheesecake Factory. Starting with
the bad news, they've eliminated thirteen items from the menu
you'll never notice. Well, what if these are one of
your favorite things. The loaded mashed potato omelet. I never
thought about something like that, The mushroom burger, the seared
(35:26):
ahi tuna salad menace. No more petit filet. Say goodbye
to the skinny, delicious lemon herb parmesan chicken.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Goodbye. And to their bistro shrimp pasta gone.
Speaker 15 (35:41):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
To answer the question, yes, Cheesecake Factory is part of it.
They run seven locations of the Grand Locks.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
That doesn't surprise me. They're very similar, but it's like
teeny bits fancier.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Anyway. They did this to stay current and to keep
the customers interested. But the thirteen items are gone. However,
the good news is that they're adding twenty new items,
including some offerings inspired by TikTok and some other fast
food stuff that people are offering like new items include
the Asian cucumber salad. I keep seeing that popping up
every Delicious, the double smashed cheeseburger, Can Do Chicken and
(36:14):
Jalapenio fritters, Delicious, Spicy ginger beef tenderloin.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
The cheesecake factory Mucky MUCKs say that their strategy of
keeping the menu fresh has contributed to their financial financial success.
Their stock is up over thirty five percent in the
past year, and they keep showing consistent sales growth.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Wow wow, Yeah, if.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
You eliminated thirteen of their cheesecake varieties, you wouldn't even notice.
I mean everything all the time.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
And every restaurant in the world can eliminate the petite filet.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So that's what Menace usually orders. I will have the petit.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Pat it. I'll have so many different sides.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
My wife's that's the go to order for my wife too.
She doesn't she doesn't want fat idy No.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I will, at least she will the fat off.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
And I want to take it flavor, not even on steaks,
but everything, pork chops or even the chicken breast. She'll
be sitting there dissecting everything chicken.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh yeah, this is the first time hearing that people
eat the fat.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
What got a rabbi?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
All little fat, like you're supposed to eat that?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You can if you want the most delicious thing.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
In the world. It's the most flavoring.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Just to chunk the fat. Like, there's got to be
some meat. There's got a ratio of the of the
meat too fat, But the marbling is what makes the flavor.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's why ribs are so good.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
I'm like your wife with everything else, like the chicken,
all that kind of stuff. I'm not gonna eat all
that but the but the steak definitely.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
What chicken has fat to coach, she doesn't like the
weird parts.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
She calls it.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I know what she's talking about.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
It's like my kid, I don't want the squishy parts.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's like a tumor on it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah on the chicken.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, you mean like on that some like a THI
Yeah not good.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, but it looks like it looks like somebody put
a bomb on her plate and I did it because
it's scatter. It's like a child's plate.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Some beverage news Shack is getting his own slurpy at
seven eleven h It's called the shack Delicious Excel Sour
Pineapple Slurpy. It's inspired by a fan favorite flavor of his,
Shack Delicious Excel gummies, which you can also find at
seven eleven stores. So I'm guessing this is kind of
like sour Patch Shacks, you know, version of sour Patch Kid.
(38:34):
So they feature unique shapes with some of the gummy
shape like Shack's head. Besides pineapple, the other flavors are peach,
berry punch, orange mixed berry, and watermelon watermelon. Yes, the
Shacklicious Excel Sour Pineapple Slurpy available. It's like seven eleven
Speedway and Stripe stores now through April twenty ninth. And
I'll give you one little piece of information here about
(38:56):
Chick fil A. They're testing some new drinks called the
ice Dream Spin and Float, two different things. So you
mix any fountain drink flavor with their ice cream to
create either an ice Dream Spin kind of like a
soda shake, or an ice Dream Float, which is, you know,
the more traditional float options. Some locations have offered frosted
(39:17):
sodas before, but this is an official test, they say,
which could lead to a nationwide release. Of the people
who have tried it, the favorite seems to be mixing
doctor Pepper with the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Why test it, you know it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You had it? What a burger you had the doctor
Pepper shake. I love that, he said that. He said
that was good.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Favorite, my favorite item. But that's a shake though, like dipping,
I don't know ice cream and to soda like I
don't know. Yeah, not my favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
You know, I don't like like.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't like cream and sodas at all, like all
those cream sodas all.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
No, no thank you.
Speaker 18 (39:58):
I love it.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
I don't be who will order like a vanilla shake
and then get a soda import together at a fast
food place just to create their own Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
That's a nine says.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I've always cut the fat off since I was a
little kids because it grossed me out. I called the
weird parts in the chicken the gizzards, even though it's not. Yeah,
because sometimes you'll get like a tendon or something.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
All that stuff, no thank you. But on a steak,
you gotta have the fat.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
And but Fay Sammy didn't even know that. And this
is why samu ways eighty six pounds. Okay, I do
eat the Gizzards too, Oh he does. He likes all
that down for you. Gizzard eighty four, Wooding, The Woody Show.
(40:43):
All right, what uh? What's everybout guy going on?
Speaker 13 (40:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
What's happening? What's the what's the big weekend plan?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Lot?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Hanging out with birds all tonight? Yeah, yeah, it's gonna
be fun. Yep, A bunch of listeners.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The Machine Bird Crisis. Got a couple of shows, one tonight,
one tomorrow in Vegas. We send some what show listeners there,
We're gonna go backstage with Menace and go meet Burt
and say.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Well, so, yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
And if you're looking for something to do or the weekend,
he also has a special out Lucky on Netflix and
watch that.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
It'll make you laugh, it'll even make you cry. Oh
it's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, I got a little girls night thing tonight. That
tomorrow we're going to a basketball game, which I'm very
excited about NBA game, And then Sunday I'll probably be
watching my husband and Vaughn play basketball.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Because oh, why would you go to watch your husband's here's.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
The deal, Because I wouldn't normally, but I want to Cheervana.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh my god, just take the time for yourself. Go
do something you want to do.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
That's what I'm saying. I always do.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
But like it's fun, is it?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Is?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
He in a league?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, my husband forced him into his league and want
to share it. Yeah exactly. Okay, where there's like all
you hear are like basketball is bouncing and like angle snapping.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Okay, but I.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Understand going to like a kid's sporting event to I
used to go. Yeah, I need that kind of encouragement
and things sometimes.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, this is probably deeply humiliating for vond that I'm
even saying. I'm sure, Mons, So maybe I'll stay home.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
And what is the girls' night thing? What does that entail?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
We're getting together at a friend's house and I have
been promised deep intense, piping boiling hot gossip and they
will only tell me if they see me in person,
because I do not like to hang out. I like
to just I like to be invited and then I
like to cancel. So they said, Gina, I'm not texting
you this, I'm not calling you. You have to come
(42:34):
to us if you want the piping Hot's.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Fair, I mean sometimes information is in person.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, they know, they know their friendship is not enough
to get me out of the house.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Does this involve like those face masks and you know,
oh yeah, those stuff facilities.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
It's not for me, but they probably will be throwing
back some some hard alcohol.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, not me those You're not a big drink.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
I'm not, and I'm on antibiotics, So I'm just gonna
be like I will sit in this chair with my
arms folded, waiting for the piping hot gossip.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
You can't drink on antibiotics, they say you're not.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean you can, that's true.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do birth control. They say
you shouldn't drink on anything. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
And tattoo news. Enough people have what's called tattoo anxiety
that there is a new trend of people going under
general anesthesia just to get one. That's what Dak Prescott did.
I thought, like, if you're gonna get a tattoo, like,
aren't you supposed to like earn it? Like I thought
there was something in the tattoo culture.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
I mean, for sure, it's not like you're not supposed
to puss an it's not favored, but they're talking about
like people that just get full on back tattoos that
don't want to go back in like multiple times to
get it done, so they'll just go under and.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
They'll do it for hours. And some guy just died
recently doing that, right, Okay, so one of those of
pros as you don't have to worry about needles, pain, boredom, look,
you're under. There's that, but the potential drawbacks like mentioned
by menic death. Yeah, there's also infections, allergic reactions. There's
(44:13):
also the cost, like if you've ever had an operation
or something required to be put under anesthesia, it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Oh and I'm sure insurance doesn't cover tattoo anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Right, And so this article here about this mentions a
back tattoo specifically, So a back tattoo with sedation could
cost between thirty thousand and thirty five thousand.
Speaker 16 (44:33):
Dollars because tattoos already are so expensive to do your
whole back.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
The same tattoo without anesthesia would be somewhere between ten
thousand and fifteen thousand. And I don't know how accurate
that is for the tattoo. People get mad at me.
I've never got a tattoo, so I don't know how
much they cost, Yeah, depending on the artist. As far
as where this happens, it's not the typical dumpy tattoo shop.
They're happening mostly at these board certified anesthesiologists at these
(44:58):
surgery centers, And I would hope So this is an
aneste geologist who is not at all on board thinks
this is a terrible idea. Her name is doctor Tiffany Moon.
Speaker 19 (45:08):
It makes me so angry that people are doing this.
Y'all know that forty five year old influencer by recently.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Just died on the table while he.
Speaker 19 (45:19):
Was having general anesthesia for a tattoo, which is just ridiculous.
And then if they give him just a little too
much medicine or it's really long and the medicine starts
to accumulate and he stops breathing. Well, you about to
have yourself a Michael Jackson situation.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Oh oh god, Tiffany Moon. Isn't she the real housewife
doctor Tiffany Moon?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
I think she's the real housewife of Dallas.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
That sounds like about these Is that right?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
That sounds like the cadence we just trying. Yeah, I
was about to say.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I was like, put me under so I don't have
to hear that voice get her.
Speaker 16 (45:48):
Yeah, I'm wondering what anesthesiologist is signing up to do
it for someone getting a tattoo.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
The one who doesn't want to go through insurance.
Speaker 16 (45:55):
Right, Probably not top of the line anesthesiologists doing this either.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Also, let's not forget tattoos are laying stupid and you're
dumb forgetting one.
Speaker 5 (46:03):
Have a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
No, yeah, I always got the wizard tattoo on his ass,
not at all. Three one seven saying nothing bad overall
to me. Happened, but it was the worst hangover. You
get anesthesia like you dog.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I know.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
I mean clearly, this person's never had a colon.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Ask be the best rest of your life. Nine.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yes, we make fun of people to go under for tattoos.
Super lame o MG and anesthesia what pussies? Yeah see yeah,
how tough? How tough can you be if you have
a tattoo but you went under just to just to
get it.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Aren't The tattoo are supposed to smack it after they're done,
Like you better be awake for that part.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh yeah, I haven't heard about the smacking hard.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Heard of that, but I think that's also bad for
the tattoo.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
The season finale of Severance is on Max. Now you know,
I've not watched it. It's not I tried.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Is it not for me? Because I tried watching the
first said I'm what's happening? Yeah, I don't think it's
from Antical.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
So it's about a brain implant that severs your work
life from your personal life, so you don't remember working.
Looks weird because I wasn't getting that in the first
See you watch the second one. So you just fast
forward to the end of the day and you go home,
and the trade off is that you literally lose eight
hours of your day. So people were asked, if the
technology existed for real, would you get severed? So you
(47:28):
would just like, how don out you got it bad?
You wake up into the morning. No, like that's how
that's how you wake up. But in that time, you
had your whole work day, your whole work life.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
And so it depends on the job.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah, I was going to say, we have a really
fun job. If you did not really fun job, I
take it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
I'm halfway through the second season and the premise behind
the show is that what they're doing is so top
secret that they it can't be known, So you can't
be it. You can't snitch, you can't you can't be
a leak if you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
So again, I've not seen it, but from the people
who have, the consensus seems to be that the people
who would do it have not watched the show. So
if you're saying that you would do it because.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
You haven't watched, the purpose of any of these shows,
Westworld or whatever is not that like and everything was fine.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, it's a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's always a cautionary tale, so there's always bad things behind.
I'll tell you this though our listeners love it. We
talk about lot the.
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Lead actor in that, Adam Scott, Yeah, just give such
a whole energy to say this.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
As someone who's met him in person, that is absolutely accurate.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Really, I thought he was the nice guy when I
met wat day.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Oh to you because you're a girl, Yeah, well that
he was.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I found him to be a humorless douche.
Speaker 9 (48:36):
But he seems that way like he would make me
not watch the show.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Sixty four percent of people said no way, they're not
doing that. Another ten percent said probably not, but ten
percent said definitely.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I mean I've had jobs where that would be the dream,
so I get it.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So my numbing.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Yeah, but I needed to take whatever's left of my
mind and not destroy it, alter reserve whatever is spoiler.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
There's side effects and other things.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
What do you what do you expect?
Speaker 20 (49:05):
You know?
Speaker 14 (49:05):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (49:07):
He's the one who's a scream spoiler over every little thing?
And people haven't.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Started a show, said spoiler alert number one?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
And okay, did everyone have time to try out the radio?
Speaker 1 (49:15):
And number two?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
I also just said, of course everything does no show
was like.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
No, it was great, exactly what it seems.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
Things worked, there.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Was no conflict, and everybody loved it.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
But didn't We also have a conversation, you and I
about how we're both the same, like we will go
ahead and look something up on the internet as we're watching.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Sure, so what do you care?
Speaker 5 (49:36):
I don't care. But for somebody who's constantly screaming spoiler,
I'm shocked that he's giving so much away.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I didn't give anything.
Speaker 14 (49:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Do you understand the series now? Because you said you didn't,
so now every you should be able to follow along
because he has told you everything you need to know.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
What's the one I wanted to There's a thing I
wanted to watch.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
I know I was.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
I was going back to my original statement that what
do he gave away the major spoiler because I didn't
understand what was happening. No, is that in the first episode?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Oh, I think in the trailer.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
I didn't watch the trailer I'd appeared on the first episode. Yeah,
I didn't see the billboard surprised.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Wait, so what I said was the spoiler about the
I thought that's the whole premise of the show.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
It was the clarification.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Well, no, because I just all I.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Did was it's called Severn, So what are you severing? Severance?
To me, sounds like Severn's pay.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
But yet did I rum You can't. You can't even
talk about the show without saying what he said?
Speaker 3 (50:36):
What exactly? Okay, go back to the beginning to what
you said.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, I said, it's about a brain implant.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Okay. See, I didn't know the brain input.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
That severs your work life from your personal life, so
you don't remember working. You just fast forward to the
end of your day and you go home. No idea
after watching the first episode.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
That's what it was. I mean, I stick to the
Housewives basically procedure more than implant. But yeah, it's the
same idea. Okay, yeah I didn't.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
I just like, this guy goes a weird building and
he's sitting on a computer and they're like talking back
and forth about their like work day.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Like I didn't get any of that.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Anyway. There's a there's a new movie that just came out.
It's called The Alto Nights. It's a mob movie. Oh yes,
it's the one Robert de Niro. He plays like a
dual role in this. He's like these two mob bosses. Right,
there were messing and some other people in here, and
it is on it's I think it's streams, right.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, because this is like the whole The Irishman, you know,
where Rayleiota played his twin and then they deaged de Niro.
I think this is like what they're doing now because
we can't, you know, once we don't have DeNiro.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I saw it came out. Actually it's out today. Nice,
but is it like what streaming sert?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Okay, good, yeah, I love this genre, not to go
too far into this, but menace. When you watch the
first episode of seven, Yeah, the whole first episode is
not a spoiler. Okay, the whole first episode involves Michael
Adam Scott. Yeah, introducing a new woman to her new
job at this company.
Speaker 7 (52:10):
Yeah, but I didn't really understand what was going on
because you know, she woke up on that table and
stuff like that, and then the speaker was talking to her.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
The whole episode explains to her what's going on. Though
maybe I just like was not you. Maybe I was
just like, that's the reason what he would hate her
because she's a redheaded. I think she's very hot, but
I think.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I wouldn't hate her.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Britt lower lower Sure, I don't know. Yeah, I just
wasn't getting Yeah, not your type.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Well I should take that off my watch list. Oh yeah, definitely,
land Man, I want to watch the Alto King.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I want to see that Alto Knights.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, because it's nights.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
And I can't get into White Lotus again. It's fantastic,
to be fair, that's a chick show, Greg, d you watch.
Speaker 9 (53:00):
I watched season one and thought I did not think
Season two absolutely sucked.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
I don't even want to start season three.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Although I did hear there's nudity.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
There's a lot of dawn there.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
You gones, get through the slow play anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
It's very slow.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's very conversationally, it's very talk. God, man, just get
to the action already.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Severance is on Apple Plus, Apple TV Plus. And what
we're talking about with HBO Max that's that new mob movie,
the new Robert De Niro mob movie that's out today
called The Alto Nights.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
And if we're not into that, bailing out loud As.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
That's Menace got right away.
Speaker 14 (53:43):
Show.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Well, you hear about these scams that people pull all
the time, and there's a there's a new one, it
seems every day. This one though, man, this is cold
scammers in Seattle. They're preying on owners whose pets have
gone missing. And so what they'll do is they'll call
the number on the flyer. Yeah, and they'll pretend to
(54:08):
be from a shelter, saying that the money right away
for emergency care and that it'd be sent digitally. Oh no, yeah,
And so people are like all psychling, Oh my god,
thank god, they're okay, And well, yeah, well here's I'll
play the clip here of this is uh, this is
from Seattle news station.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
There.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
This is one of the pet owners who got one
of those calls. And then a rep from the Seattle
Animal Shelter talking about how this scam works.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
They had done some research on me before they before
they called. You know, they knew my name, they knew
my cat's name. He has been injured, he was hit
by a car. He needs surgery. Do you want to
go ahead with that surgery? And then they wanted asked
if I could venmo them twenty eight hundred dollars. The
back of my head is screaming, this is a scam.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
This is a scam.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Your baby here for child is. I would do anything
to get my baby boy back.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
We would never ask somebody over the phone to make
a payment. And we're going to get that pet to
a veterinarian and get it care and treatment, and then
we'll work out how to get the pet back to
the owner after that. Well, because they figured out that
people are nuts when it comes to their pets, Yeah,
that's true, and so they won't even think. It's like
that scam where they call the grandparents and they say, oh,
you're a grandson or your granddaughter needs help now, my
(55:25):
grandmother she hung up the phone and didn't even call me.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
On one hand, this is a scummy, scummy scam, but
he does deserve it for calling it a for a baby.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
So well and children, Wait that grandparent that wouldn't help
you they hung up. That's not the same one that
you played the prank on. Right, No, no, okay, that
was a different set of grandparents. Okay, they died a
long time ago. Yeah, well those he was part of
this other not us, part of a different morning show
before he joined the Woody Show. And they know this
(55:56):
was going to happen, all right, Well, they called MENACE's
grandparents and told him that he died. Yeah, oh my god,
live on the area. It wasn't It was just prankin,
just hilarious.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
And they didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
They didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
And then they didn't talk to me. Yeah a long time.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I mean they didn't laugh hysteric.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, and then they die. Yeah, and then they it
sounds like the ones who wouldn't even help you. That's
the ones you should have played the prank on.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
No, the one I love. They're just you know, they're
just smart. They don't fall for that dumb stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh menace, Yeah, no, thank you, Yeah, click He'll be fine.
Yeah yeah that no thank you.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Ye not going to fall for it.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie Friday, check ins on
the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 21 (56:36):
Oh, way out.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
And we are into.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
Another new hour insensitivity training, trade, politically correct world. Woody, Greg,
there's menace?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Gina grad Hi? See as here we got Sammy Morgan's
taken to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody that's
eight seven seven forty four Wooding, send us your text
two to nine eighty seven. So this happened in Florida police.
The rest of this chick, Shanika Sertal, attacked a guy
(57:21):
to seven to eleven with a can of pringles. Oh classy.
According to the police report, Shanika walked up to the dude,
called him a bitch, and then hit him across the
face with the pringles can and he was bleeding thanks
to a quote significant cut over his right eyebrow and
under his eye. And I know they say, Greg, once
you pop the can't stop, but Shanika did. She only
(57:43):
popped him once, then stopped and then ran away. Cops
they found her down the street. She still had the
Pringles can with her. As far as why she attacked
him and employed the seven eleven said the guy wasn't
doing anything wrong, but right before he was hit, he
had told them that there was a guy lying down
on the side of the building, and so maybe that
(58:03):
had something to do with it.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
But went to jail, okay, But question was he kind
of a bitch because the Pringles cans are cardboard, they.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Have a little piece of metal on the bottom. Maybe
it was like straight on, dude, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
I don't know how that. Don't look how greg he
got cut? Yeah, it was not a Pringle attack.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
What's importantly what flavor?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
This one is kind of reporting that we need in
I know, inspiring me to get something today.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
I know and I were having this conversation off the random,
just a random asked question that has nothing to do
with anything that we that we've already mentioned, but question
around the room. Do you guys wash your new clothes
before you wear them?
Speaker 2 (58:51):
No?
Speaker 9 (58:52):
No, yes, of course, of course, Sammy does you're addicted
to she's addicted.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
To the laundry. I don't I feel that's the cleanest
in the most crisp it's ever gonna be right.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
I always thought that. I always thought, well, this is
right off the rack, it's ready to go. But then
my friend got me so paranoid and said, it's so dirty.
It's coming from warehouses and factories. It's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
How many people have tried it on before you?
Speaker 5 (59:17):
It was in a store.
Speaker 16 (59:18):
And also sweatshirts, if you don't wash those first, the
inside of them, which is nice and soft, and you
think great, it's brand new, it will.
Speaker 6 (59:24):
Get all over your clothes underneath.
Speaker 5 (59:28):
Needs to be washed. And also I just got a
package from Amazon. I got this giant sweatshirt and it
reeks of perfume. Oh so I sent it back. Someone
tried it on, sent it back, and now.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
You have Let's not forget that I was. I was
able to successfully return a parent like a Boostia slash
lingeride that. Yeah, my mom supposedly got her lady juices all.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Over I never put back out on the floor.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
I don't sure.
Speaker 9 (59:51):
But if you buy jeans at the store and you
don't wash them and somebody else tried them on before you, Okay,
so you're gonna die.
Speaker 5 (59:59):
But I'm just saying I got hipped to all these
like when they come from the manufacturer and the factory
in the truck and they're they're disgusting.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I was like, oh, it sounds like microplastics to me. Okay,
you're a big diet coke drinker.
Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Yes, do you wash the can before you take a
sip from it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Literally? Not once? And then every once in a while
open and be like ah, and you know I didn't
clean it. And so I'll take, you know, my dirty
shirt and just rub it and be like all clean santati.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I do either throw it under the sink or shirt it, yeah,
or anything anything with a pop top.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, texture, texture, answer over to two to ninety seven.
Just just curious. Not a lot of stuff that I
get are from that Fresh Clean Threads company.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Look that up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yeah, I mean that's where all my t shirts, long
sleeve stuff, polos, all that stuff comes from. And they
send each individual individual shirt is wrapped in an individual
like a plastic bag, you know, So I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think it went from the factory because it has
that little piece of tissue paper and.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
It goes into the bag.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
It goes into a bag and then they you know,
so I don't. I don't think anybody's even touched it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It's like the hotel where they put to have a
strip of paper that has sanitized. It's let's say you
don't clean it, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Acording to somebody on the text, they said that they
know someone who got scabies from not watching something they
got from a store.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay, now, if I got it from the thrift story, yeah, goodwill, Yeah,
well yeah, sure definitely, but new from a Yeah, I'd.
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Never thought about it, and I was deeply shamed by
someone being like.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
That's disgusting. I bought like a new pack of underwear,
a new thing of socks, and I love the first
time you put on like a fresh, brand new pair
of socks. Right, yeah, I watched those.
Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
But Sammy, you're the only one who was qualified in
Morgan when you go to like Victoria's Secret or something
like that with like the loose panties like in the
drawer of the bin.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
You obviously watched.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you know it's a three tenn or whatever.
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Do you like that word?
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Greg? I kind of do. I feel like we shouldn't
be allowed to say it.
Speaker 20 (01:02:08):
I know, is it?
Speaker 17 (01:02:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Here's the clip of we did this right around Valentine's Day?
For will they take it back? This is Sea Bass
with the lingerie.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Is that something I can return?
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, came out at twenty one ninety, it's gonna go
back on the visit. That's awesome, lifesaver. I appreciate it. Yeah,
see they put it right back on the account. But
here's what he came in with.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Help you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I don't know I'm gonna be able to return this.
Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
It was a Valentine's President from my mama. It's this
lingerie here. The problem is I was supposed to be
a surprise present.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, and then she's got to be a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Then when I showed up, I think Dan was already there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Well, they were.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Already headed relations whatever that I wanted to be fully
honest with y'all. She did try it on and got
some of her uh astras on it in her lady's smith.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I don't think there's any stains. Said something not going
to return, So despite that, they took it back. Wait
did you say she was on the Malaysian Airline her
estress estress time.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
The only time I've already heard the word estress was
in my anthropology class about like bonobo monkeys. It's like
it's a very juicy scientific yes, right off.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Eight four Woodie, you can set us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. We got a brand
new redneck News. The show If the Mouse Matthew.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Don't Ever did?
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Is keeping score in a game of darts.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Rednick News.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
And today's Redneck News is from Ohio. This is going
to be shocking to us. Sea bass what my grandmother
was mauled to death by her neighbor's pit bulls. Oh no,
she probably attacked them first, bulls which were later found
to have been high on cocaine. Whoa, it's some trashy ish.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Uid terminated right there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
A seventy three year old Joanne Eichelbarger.
Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Some of those things in Ukraine world seconds, according to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Report, was peacefully gardening when the gentle and friendly pits
paid her a visit. The cops said, I guess they
got there and they were still working on the woman.
The dogs were still attacking the woman, so they shot
at one of them and it probably bounced right off,
but the dog was so high it didn't even phase it.
(01:04:37):
Joanne's family assuming the owners as well as the county
dog Warden, accusing them of negligence and failing to act
on several red flags about the dog's behavior. In fact,
just weeks earlier, the cops had gotten a call about
how the dogs had eaten the owner's stash of cocaine
before and so that was reported to the dog warden
and they did nothing. So the condo told them after
(01:04:58):
all that that hey, the dogs got a oh, but
they ignored the order. They started taunting the building management, arguing,
like all owners of bloodthirsty pit bulls do, that's not
the dogs. Quote, humans are the problem. You're both are. Yeah.
This this seventy three year old woman peacefully gardening, she's
she's the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
This is what we always say.
Speaker 22 (01:05:17):
You call it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Well, we can't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that was the dogs block.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, the owner. They were arrested, charged with involuntary manslaughter. Yeah.
So that's from Ohio where a seventy three year old
grandmother was mauled to death by pit bulls that were
high on cocaine, probably pissed.
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Probably good idea for should tell her about for a
couple of hours first.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And that is today's red nick is h o Hal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
It's the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Well, this is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Just another one of the many ways that we covered.
And he's had the Redneck News that was about hit
bulls dogs. But there's so many other animals that we
that we cover here. We have coyote news, somewhat recently,
crocodile news. Crocodile news, right, all the alligators, right, yeah,
we have that, but we're all kind of started by
(01:06:31):
focusing on individual animals. Was when Menace had his Tuesday
takeover one and he was dying to get this segment
on the air. It's called raccoon News. Yes, and now
I don't know if the day goes by that he
doesn't get tagged at least one raccoon video or story that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Happens out photo.
Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
I got a photo that I get tagged in like
crazy of a taxidermy raccoon where it's like a hawk
and a raccoon, so they like took a hawk's body
and then put a raccoon's head on it and it's flying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I mean, now, Greg, where would you put that in
your house?
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Oh? God? Where would I display that? I mean I
right when you walk in, like yeah, probably on the
like a console table right there.
Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
You don't want anyone to miss it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, Sea Bass. What's happening in the raccoon news?
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
We actually have a lot of raccoon news, big story
coming out of Kansas where it's one of the states
currently where raccoons are not legal to own. However, one
man is looking to change that.
Speaker 23 (01:07:33):
Every night around nine pm, Stephen Casper goes out to
his deck.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
He brings the marshmallows.
Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
The raccoons bring their appetite.
Speaker 23 (01:07:41):
It's all about trust and it takes a while Stephen
and his wife for empty nesters. Even testifying before the
Kansas legislature to legalize pet raccoons, House Bill twenty two
ninety seven requires a permit from the Kansas Animal Health Commissioner.
Owners must take an educational course on raccoon care, vaccinate
the raccoons for rabies, and consent to yearly inspections.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Okay, all right, well this is a fair good, all
up and up he's got a plan. It's cost a
couple hundred bucks to get all this done, but at
the end of it, you get a full permitted, nice
friendly home raccoon, even though he's already got raccoons visiting
him in his wife. Yeah. Now, this is from NBC
forty one, and of course because they're the news, they
have to find someone who's on the.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Other side of fair and balance.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, what should be a clear and obvious thing, pet raccoons,
here's some bitchmen the wildlife.
Speaker 12 (01:08:29):
What it is not something that, through the evolution of breeding,
that you're going to breed out the wildness.
Speaker 23 (01:08:37):
Conservation educator Kathleen Sabiano says domestication takes hundreds of years,
but ultimately it's about ethics.
Speaker 12 (01:08:45):
We shouldn't be selfish and take those animals away from
where they're supposed to live doing the job that they're
supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, what garbage.
Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Yeah, so it takes years and years to domesticate them.
We shot start, Yeah, we should take the first step,
you know. Oh, it's gonna be tough to get over
to that.
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
New sounds like a party would be a selfish No,
did the raccoons want to be with us.
Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
Raccoons they want to cuddle.
Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
I was next to raccoon speaking of raccoons that want
to be with someone. A lady found some some raccoons
under her porch area or whatever, and she was feeding them,
doing what you're supposed to do, interacting with them and
having fun with them. Is their magical woodland creatures that
want to They just babies, little sweeties until she found
a medical emergency one day.
Speaker 24 (01:09:30):
Ashley Bennett's family discovered raccoons living under the deck four
years ago here and has been co existing with what
they call their outdoor cats since Bikaboo, a baby raccoon
passed out its mother slumped under the ice chest. Believing
it may have been exposed to fentanyl, The Dudey Veterinary
team administered Narcan, which revived the nocturnal mammal.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
So we had a pit bull, two pit bulls high
on coke, home and the redneck news and now we
have raccoons on fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Well, they were probably at a party, got something that
they thought was cocaine, but it was cut. Okay, this
is from Global News Canada where the lady okay, yeah,
passed that raccoon under your porch. Of course, probably fentanyl,
you give it. Well, that's what they did, and here's
here's talking to the vet and the vet tech about
So they gave the baby raccoon narcanda wake it up,
(01:10:22):
which it did, but they had kind of left it
alone for a while and they found this.
Speaker 14 (01:10:26):
All right, Doctor Walton had come out in the most
best hot mess possible going you know, the narcan work.
Speaker 22 (01:10:33):
There was smashing glass everywhere. I walked into, saying, napway
up the wall on our computer screens, just kind of
hanging like there. It took us about five minutes to
wrangle him to go into the crate. But once he
went in by hisself, he literally just turned around, reached over,
grabbed the door and shut it and I was able
to walk it.
Speaker 14 (01:10:52):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Yeah, it's scared.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Smarty had fun.
Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah, all right, other Raccoon news.
Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Well this is all fun. But would you like to
watch a full feature Raccoon movie. Of course, it's one
of the in the series now which is very popular.
Take an animal, give it drugs and call it that.
So cocaine bear and so on and so forth. Pitbull, Right,
this is crack coon. I showed medicines at clip of
(01:11:23):
this in the office there. Oh dude, it's dope. There's
new there's nudy in this movie. It's available now to
stream for free with Raccoon Nudity Crack. Well it's a
little raccoon. Yeah, raccoons are always naked.
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's a little bit more than nudy, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, it's something fun, okay on Amazon Prime Video now
to watch. Here is a little clip of a krackcoon.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
It's probably a bear or something.
Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
It ain't no bear. I think I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Be careful, get away from me, you.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Towards the end. So obviously this version of the raccoon
is evil on crack. But that that shouldn't let that
scare you against raccoons. You know, they did it with
Winning the Pooh and you know, and Greg, it's on
your favorite platform. I know, Amazon, thanks all the time.
That wasn't the scene that you showed me. The scene
I showed was a lady in bed nude hot uh
(01:12:28):
and she opens up the covers to find craccoon down
there doing stuff. Oh yeah, he giving trash.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, get in.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
A raccoon. Another raccoon TV show. There's a new raccoon
TV show on Place Medics. I'll never see it.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
That is PBS.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
And here's a profile from a real legitimate journalist on
ABC News.
Speaker 17 (01:12:49):
Carl the Collector follows a raccoon named Carl who has
autism and his friends in their home of Fuzzy Town,
where they live how to understand themselves and each other.
Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Wait what he teaches their friends and fatown for PBS?
Do you need like antenna for.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
That digital antenna?
Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
If it's PBS on like the Roku channel or something,
there is a PBS app. Yeah, gets your app mass Okay,
I'm sure that will happen. So that's Carl the uh
the Collector. Carl the Collector. He's an autistic raccoon. Here's
a clip from the new PBS show.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
You see, my brain works differently than some kids. I'm
really great at remembering facts about my collections and birthdays,
but sometimes it takes me longer to understand what others
are thinking and feeling about stuff and what to do
in new situations. This is because I'm autistic.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Hey clip, still going.
Speaker 8 (01:13:46):
Autistics.
Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
ABC put it out there, Sea Bass okay, terrific. Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
So that is dude, we did have an autistic kid
at my school and he knew everybody's birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
You're I know, I'm like, you know. Raccoon News another
great what should be a great raccoon story from CBS
seventeen Rawley, where a woman found a new raccoon friend
and you just heard some great examples of how easy
it is to make them your friends, make them your pets.
(01:14:22):
She did not take that advice though.
Speaker 23 (01:14:23):
Oh boy, I was upstairs sleeping her ruckus downstairs.
Speaker 21 (01:14:29):
The woman spoke to us on the phone and asked
us not to use her name.
Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Round soon on the floor two broken glasses, and I
was like, what the heck happened here?
Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
And I turned around and there was this raccoon.
Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Okay, so she don't use my name.
Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
She wants to be anonymous in case the raccoon comes back. Yeah,
well because and.
Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
I think she has a good reason to, because she
did not pet, in love and cuddle with the raccoon
as she should.
Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
She did this for a while.
Speaker 21 (01:14:57):
She hoped the animal would leave through the dog door
the way it came in, but eventually she decided to
try to get it out.
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
So I think I'll just grab it and get out
the front door.
Speaker 21 (01:15:06):
She put on a pair of surgical gloves, followed by
this pair of metal mesh gloves, but they weren't enough.
She ended up in the er for raby shots. Regretting
her decision to remove the raccoon herself.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
I should have just.
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Called it animal control.
Speaker 23 (01:15:18):
Locked myself in a room.
Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Because the rac locked doors my life.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
But you know what HAPs to her for being like,
I'm going to handle this didn't go well?
Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
But having metal mesh, who has metal mesh gloves?
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
We have that story about there was like a raccoon
in a bar in New York City and everybody in there,
Oh was a possum.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Okay, Oh and that chick grabbed it.
Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah, because like all the dudes in the bar, like
nobody wanted to touch. Some chick was in town from
you know, like Alabama or something like, and she just
went over there took it outside.
Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
It was I think possums when they're scared, they just
like freeze and.
Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
They use their they're prehensile, right, Venice, Yeah, I get it. Style, Yeah,
I know they hissed, how you and they got razor
sharp teeth. One more story here of raccoon news all
right against some kids who got lucky. Any raccoon invaded
their preschool.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
CE seventeen rally again.
Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Well staff out of preschool in Carrie, So they got
quite the surprise after finding their building in a bit
of a mess after a long holiday weekend.
Speaker 14 (01:16:24):
Yeah, it was the call that involved the help of
animal services in Carrie to find out who the culprit
was behind all of this.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
This is interesting. I love this story.
Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
It's kind of cute and even though it was kind
of a mess, there was seventeenth Marah Ellis's Live for
Us there now.
Speaker 16 (01:16:38):
An unexpected visitor left the building in an unusual mess,
from trash and candy wrappers and rooms, even items knocked
over into artwork half eaten.
Speaker 12 (01:16:47):
It was your first thought as the fairy when you
got the ce mal and heard what actually happened.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I honestly had hoped that they got pictures. Who's so naughty? Yes,
with the raccoon.
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
They closed school for the whole day because of rack
who ate some artwork?
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Raccoon news. We'll get some more woody show coming up.
Hang on, I feel sick. I got diarrhea. My mouth
is trying it's a woody show. Metallica of the song
all right, but he's had some raccoon news. Yeah, I
(01:17:26):
saw the most of the Dorbs video and this is
the whole thing. Is this kayaker in Sweden, but he's
gone viral because this otter loves him fucky. Her name
is Leah and he found her as a baby a
(01:17:47):
year and a half ago and realized that her mom
was gone, and so like he's taking care well, he
was taking care of his baby. Listen how the story
goes here.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
This is great fine.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Her mother on one of the major year olds.
Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
We needed to start to retrieve her.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
She had a eating for I think two money days.
Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
So after that's the story continues.
Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
She'd be in the front with me for one and
a half a year almost, and she leaves her out
in the wild. She do she goes on her own
adventures and then she shows up like nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yeah, so he goes back out on his kayak. The
video almost got me.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Guys got to see.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
This is just another reminder go get tested for low tea.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I saw you're gonna say that. Then she ripped his
face off. No, I've heard otters are digs really yeah,
I heard her. Nice. Remember it's so cute.
Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
In Monterey, California, they were having problems with the otters
attacking people.
Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Yeah in the water. Yeah, they can be mean anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
So this guy, he goes back out there because he
released her back in the wild, and she's great on
her own, she does her old thing. But whenever he
comes into the water with his kaya act, she knows
it's him. And you see this video, haul's ass over
to him on the one side of the kayak, then
swarms underneath the other side and then jumps in and
sits on his lap, just like scratching her under the chin.
(01:19:13):
And she's just loving it, like, oh, dad, it's so
friggin cute. I love it so much.
Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
How many times did you watch it?
Speaker 10 (01:19:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I watched it at least five times in a row.
You want your own No, I don't want my own honor,
But it was it was really, really cute.
Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
There's a whole video series. Man, it's your favorite country
in the world, Japan, where people this whole community of
people that have otters as pets and they take them
on walks and they bathtubs.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Somebody somebody asked me recently because we were talking about
people have exotic pets, like if you had to have one,
would you go with raccoon menace? Because you talked about
monkeys before finger monkeys, but they they poop way too
much though.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, I don't know what I would go with.
Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
I want a little sugar glider. There's so cute sugar gliders. Yeah,
google like a monkey, adorable. They look like cartoon characters.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, and then they have like a little wings, big eyes,
and they can jump and was Rocky.
Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
From Rocky and Bowlingles supposed to be a sugar glider.
Maybe they're adorable sugar I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Giant lyons. I would want like a tiger.
Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Yeah they Yeah, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Looks like a bat, Gina, But when.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
They put their little flappies down they're just.
Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Being It still looks like a bat.
Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
There's a lot of people that just have them.
Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Really are you allowed to?
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
I think so? Like, uh, remember Vanessa used to work
on our show. She had him, she did really, Yeah,
I thought that was highly illegal.
Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
It's not an exotic pet. But I think other than
like cat dog stuff that you typically like horse, I
would like you know, yeah, I love horses. Horses like
big dogs.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Yeah, I don't like the personality like them.
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
You don't like them?
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
No, because I almost got bucked off of one. I'm like,
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
I like to sit there and talk to him because
I'm I grew up around horses, going to visit my
dad at the at the racetrack, right, and then you
know my daughter's in the horses now with the horseback
rinding stuff. And I'll said that I was talking to
them and like I talked like a you know, like
an idiot, like people talk to a puppy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Sound.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I go like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Come here, let me see your nose.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Oh, your nose is so soft. You feed them carrots
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Yeah, and I write you like to get scratched behind
your ear right here, right behind oh, on your neck?
Add that feels so good? And because they start like
moving their neck around.
Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
When are you coming?
Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Just posted a video for like laying down and petting
a horse. Yeah, the horse is laying down with her.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Really, she's into like the ek wine therapy.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yeah. What would you have?
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
You could have like an exotic pet. You have to
choose one. What would you go with? Text us over
to two to nine eight seven, will be right.
Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Back, fellow comrades in mediocrity, How would you listen?
Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Very careful, you can.
Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
All go straight to.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Show this it's the show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It's a Friday morning. We're all very excited, as excited
as Juda can be with whatever sin a sea thing
is going on, whatever tropical disease today. She's got her
(01:22:17):
head down. Yeah, it's first time during songs and commercial
breaks yesterday and already today.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Today is March twenty first. Today is World Puppetry Day.
It's a Big Bang Day. Are you going to celebrate
by doing some slam and sea baths? Or I assume
that has to do with the creation of the universe?
Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Does you can tell? Nobody knows to be told, like
what lyrics mean or exactly how to celebrate the Big
Bang Day?
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Yeah, I mean they didn't make anything up with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Credit Card Reduction Day is today. It's Memory Day, Greg Gory,
I need one. We're National Common Courtesy Day. Yeah, also
Single Parent Day. It's National French Bread Day. Oh, I
love for bread and National Crunchy Taco It's a lit day.
And I'll give you, I'll give you one more. Today
(01:23:07):
is Rosie the Riveter? Day, Rosie the Rivet. You don't
world War two? Or yeah, oh yeah, I know the poster. Yeah,
the industrial looking woman I didn't know her name. Yeah,
moved in together his wartime come on, yeah, yeah, she's
(01:23:27):
so empowered.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Those are some of the holidays. Day we got the birthdays.
Part of birthday coming up here to segment Minutesica and
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment?
Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yes, now, mister beasts, we all live, mister Beasts, especially
Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Uh, mister Beast is always working on.
Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
Videos that have like a long play like people, the
one that I liked a lot that somebody had lived
in a grocery store. Now he has some new ones
that he that he shared. Yeah, he has some new
ones that he shared. And I wanted to ask you
if you were down for this one? Now, maybe what
do you might be down for this one? This pilot
has to live in a private jet for one hundred days.
(01:24:04):
Now it's a two point five million dollar private jet,
so it's not like one of those big fancy ones
are usually what they run about twenty five million, thirty million.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
In which one I mean, but as one two point
five million so used, Yeah, but I mean I don't
it's still not a lot of two.
Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Point five million dollar one.
Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
It's probably the smaller ones, like the small like the
one that you like, right, don't those go for about
two point five million?
Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Well, like a vision jet. Yeah, I'm not living in
I'm not living in a vision jet for one hundred days.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
No, no, right, not a hundred hours.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
It's got to have something that's got to like a
lab You got to have an actual I don't know
what that lavoratory says. You don't know what that I mean,
I didn't know. Is that what they're called on the airplanes?
Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I got I thought it called the bucket.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I thought it was called the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Okay, look I get it. And I don't let us.
Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Don't let it making fun of you stop you from
using this lingo because we love it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
But I thought that's what like when you're on an airplane,
they say the front laboratories and the real lavatory or
they always say laugh they do.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Yeah, I can hear them. I got a new serious
vision jets about three and a half million. Okay, then
a haunted jet I think is about the same. Yeah,
all right, I'm out living in that for one hundred
days ago. Well, what do you want to do that?
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
How about this stay in a prison cell for one
hundred days with the criminal, now a cop, criminal crop
white collar. A cop and a criminal are currently doing
this for one hundred days, for five hundred thousand dollars
for one hundred days, for one hundred days.
Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
I mean, does that be in an actual prison?
Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
And that's what the cop gets. The cop gets five
hundred thousand dollars, and so does the criminal. The criminal
gets money too, kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Yes, I would do all of these to answer the question.
But I had been problem with hisster be because I
was started watching some of his videos when I was
on before I was on Beast Games. Uh. He picks
people who are just not interesting, like like no one cares.
I don't care about these contestants. I saw allyone like
live in the out in the woods for one hundred days.
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
And you say this as a contestant on Beast Games, right.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Exactly because I did it for the fun and for
the store. He's in for possibly ten million dollars, which
didn't happen.
Speaker 9 (01:26:02):
But still and then the people on Beast Games, they
were crying and say, oh, I can't believe I just
say goodbye to my friend like you met him three
ye right ago.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Friends forever. He has a very low threshold for what
he do, like Survivor and all those other games. Yeah,
well they.
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Yeah, they make you go through all this stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Okay, one last one, Woody, are you into this? You
live at a gym until you lose one hundred pounds
and you get five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
No, that's not enough money, because that's going to take
forever time. It's going to take forever days.
Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
It was one hundred pounds if you lived at the
gym twenty four to seven, if I lived to the
gym twenty four to seven, Yes, you've.
Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Done two days before. And how quickly did you lose
that weight when you were to lose it?
Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
No, that's not enough. I need more to be at
the gym. It's going to take me three years to
lose this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Forget. The question should be imagine that your twenty three
year old Woody, and these are all the numbers put
in front of you. Yeah, not today? Whatdy?
Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Life changing money?
Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
To lose pounds, because again I'm still thinking about how
much time that would take to lose It would be
three months, three months. I don't know, dude, zep bound
won't help me lose weight.
Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Tell you about five hundred thousand dollars here be skinny, Yeah,
and I lose one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Did you not ask me a question? Is there only
one answer I can give?
Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
I'm shocked?
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Okay, everyone else in the room in a heartbeat.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Well, Sammy needs to I would die.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah, you'd be negative.
Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
All right, Well, but yes to that prison, no to
the plane.
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Like it's all hype. Nobody's getting to offer us any
of this stuff, minnes So again.
Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
These are just Joe Schmoe losers who go on these
mister Beast challenges. I see them.
Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Yeah, for sure, that's okay. Well, a new report is
finally saying what I've been saying.
Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
They did a global survey of movie theaters and movie
theater goers and they're asking like, what type of movies
do you want in theaters? And the number two was comedies. Okay,
finally bring comedies back to movies. And number one was thrillers.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
So people love them, as I think that people they're
just going to TV now with comedies, like yeah, straight
to streaming, right straight to streaming is in other worse?
Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Well, I mean you got the new Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
But although that's I'm excited for that.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
Why why are you hating?
Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Because every time one of these things is announced, these
sequels to classic movies, everyone in this room says, oh,
I'm excited, and they forget about Anchorman two and Zoolander too,
and Dumb and Dumber two and Super Troopers too. There's
a whole there's.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
The Trump, the people that are behind this one workaholics
team be good. I would also rather be right to Netflix,
so I'm not you know, having to go to a
theater for that or you know, just watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
We're at your leisure. Almost always disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Here we go, these are disappointed with the fifteen of
the greatest dumb comedies ever made. See if you agree,
Hollywood or Bust at number fifteen, that show what that
that's an old one though it's like in the fifties.
Oh forget that one. You're a trip at number fourteen.
Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
I never saw.
Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
I don't think it holds up. I think that's a
board favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Another one from nineteen seventy nine, The Jerk with Steve Martin.
That's a That's a fun movie bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Also the House Bunny. I'm not sure what that?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, girl, you got a chick great movie?
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Number ten, Naked Gun Files a police Squad. That's good one.
Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle the Original. That's good,
Robbie and Michelle's high school reunion a Roamy okay, Wow,
so good? You watch chick movies? Undercover Brother okay? And
then you got Dumb and Dumber yep, love it? Bad
Teacher at number five, Oh yeah, Poodi Tang at number four.
Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
People pretend to like one of my favorites of all
time step Brothers at number three. Sure, And then two
I'm not familiar with Caveman that came out in the eighties.
And then number one is a movie called duck Suit
Like No, what about Airplane? I guess, I guess I
(01:30:10):
had to make a decision between Naked Gun and the Airplane.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Speaking with Horrible Bosses too, how'd you like that? I
liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I thought I had a good twist, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Well, moving on with more movie news.
Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
Did you hear that Warner Brothers, You know, they were
supposed to come out with that movie Coyote Versus Acme.
It was going to be animation and live action and
it was starring John Cena and Will Forte and and
they shelved it. Right, well, it's been announced that it
may go to movie theaters. Are you ripping out now?
(01:30:46):
Something I was not ripping out for? And I kind
of said, you know what, I kind of understand why
they're going to shelve it because like live action and
animation and the whole Acme thing is that like still
a thing?
Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Are people still mean to that?
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Kids don't know any of that stuff, but they still
make it.
Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
They still make Looney Tunes, they still make Scooby Doo,
they still make all that crap.
Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Yeah, my kids aren't. I don't think any of that
stuff's on their radar. Oh really yeah, any of any
of those kind of cartoons. By the way, Bort might
know something about this board. Do you think, uh, is
there a place to get all the old Looney Tunes
and Warner Brothers all that kind of stuff, like before
they started cleaning them all up? And you know, somebody
Sam didn't have guns anymore vhs.
Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Yeah. Yeah, there's Bugs Bunny and Drag.
Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Like or Bugs Bunny with a very offensive Asian. Yeah,
there's some Hitler stuff in there. Yeah. Is there any
place to get the good ones?
Speaker 20 (01:31:42):
Used to release it through the Warner Archives DVDs on
their website, so you could get the original Looney Tunes uncensored, unfiltered.
Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Yeah, but doesn't stream anywhere. Huh.
Speaker 20 (01:31:51):
It does not stream anywhere. They will not let us
stream anywhere, kind of like the original Beavis of butt Head.
They don't have all of those out anywhere. If you
go to your local flea market.
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
There a lot of the Loony Tunes stuff is on
HBO Max. But yeah, probably not the good ones.
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Yeah, not the good ones. I want the good ones.
There was one where, like Bugs Bunny, he was behind
a fence shooting at a bunch of like Native Americans.
That's back when they were Indians though, And as he
was knocking them off one by one with a shotgun,
he was like taking like little like uh you know,
like marking them off. You have like a little scorecard
on his side of the fence. He's going one, little two,
(01:32:28):
little three, little Indians. I see a lot of that
stuff on YouTube that was kids cartoons back then. You know,
there was nobody batter than I.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
There was one where he was like, wasn't he like
with some like Native Headhunter types?
Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
Oh yeah, jungle jitters. Oh boy is not available for streaming. Ok,
all right, Well one last thing. Tina Fay said that
she kind of judges celebrities who have side hustles, like,
you know, they come out with different you know, hair
products and things like that. Well, they're worth two hundred
(01:33:01):
million dollars. Somebody better talk to Shack.
Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Exactly that guy.
Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Yeah does.
Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
So she does this podcast with Amy Pohlar, and Amy
Polar responded like, great gory, why do you hate money?
Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
She also responded with what like podcasts?
Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Yeah? Well yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Tina Fey says that she doesn't hate money, but she
has enough that she can live on.
Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
For you, Well, it is disingenuinous when so and so like,
oh you created that makeup or you know you didn't,
You just slept your name on something.
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
So I mean, it's fine, who cares?
Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
And Amy Polar even said to Tina fag no, no, no,
we need to learn from gen z because there's no
shame in that anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
There's no judgment.
Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Make your money.
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Yeah, I don't understand like what she was just saying.
She was just Tina fey to be fair. She was saying,
like people that are worth like hundreds of million.
Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
Yeah, but when you have that much money, you have
to invest in somehow, So you have to figure out
how to.
Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Do that too, So if you choose to.
Speaker 16 (01:33:56):
I think she's thinking more about for like tax right
off purposes and so like that, like you that you
really should because that otherwise you're geting nail in taxes.
Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
But you can move stuff around and do different things, upset.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Your capital gains. But even still, like who cares make
a trillion? If you can make a trillion dollars, make
a trillion.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Dollars, you become evil?
Speaker 18 (01:34:13):
What do Yeah, if you can make but hey, fai je,
we is sounder for well with samon, am I wrong
time for the birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
We're gonna shar We're gonna sit this sim and you
know we don't do what I do understand what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yes, yeah, they have business advisors telling them to do things.
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
You need.
Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
You need stuff that you can claim as a loss
right oopset. That's why Mark Cuban has his own line
of deodorant. Oh wait, yeah, well, I mean whatever you
choose to do. Good.
Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
A bunch of stuff your birthdays today, Starting with celebrities.
Matthew Broderick is sixty three. Some forty one's lead singer,
Derek Whibley is forty five. Scottiswood Clint's son, he's in
the Fast of the Furious sequels. He's thirty nine. Gary
o Oldman Serious Black and the Harry Potter Movies is
sixty seven. Ireland's newest resident, Rossie O'Donnelly birthday. Rosie is
(01:35:07):
sixty three. She'll let us know when it's safe, yes,
say Kevin Federline, famous for knocking up Britney Spears. He's
got six kids with three different mamas. He's forty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Lucky kids.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Ananda Lewis remember her from MTV. She was an MTVVJ
back when there were mtvvjys. She's fifty two. And you
got Timothy Dalton, widely considered the weakest of the James Bonds.
Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Oh he sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
He's seventy nine. And your pornod birthday today. I doubt
this is what his birth certificate says or his driver's license,
but he goes by the stage name Damaged Bottom. All right,
get that changed. Second day in a Row, another birthday boy.
He's been slammed harder than around the Shots during spring Break.
He's been in sixty two fine adult films, including Taking
(01:35:55):
Turns on the Damaged Bottom. He was in Raw is
the law ofvolume One tiny bottom gets banged by a
big muscle guy out. He was in Hodown, Throwdown, barn Orgy,
also bare Back, gang Bang on the Lake, Sound Fun
and who can forget his unforgettable role in Gang Bang
(01:36:17):
Whole Wreckage.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Oh yeah, that's like a sci fi movie, wreck the Hole.
Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
That is a damaged bottom. Who is twenty what I'll
see what it looks like. It was twenty eight years
old today. And that's your port of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment Here on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Shows next,
hang on.
Speaker 13 (01:36:40):
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Gory parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 9 (01:38:48):
Please, Yeah, don't hate lazy people.
Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
They don't do anything.
Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Which is my favorite thing me two to do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
I'm really good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
To be full on lasers.
Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Yeah, you know what. And it's something that's come with age.
You get really good at it.
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
It's so true.
Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
So don't get frustrated if you're not great at it
now right, the day will come.
Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
It will happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys could suck it. Catch back here
on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
S MD, double m bye, Great Friday Mother,
Pleas. Due to the graphic nature of this.
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Program, listener discretion is advised.
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Day the Woody Show, Aleen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody, morning Woody. Well, today is March
the twenty first, twenty twenty five, and today, my friends,
is Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Words.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, that's the end of the week. It's also the end.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That is going to be the end of going Adventures.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's the end of going too bad. Welcome to the
Woodie Show. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace,
good morning to you. Good morning is here. We got
Sea Bass, We've got Sammy boards here, Menju's here, Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here, you're here. Let's Friday. I'm I'm pretty excited,
(01:34):
you know, Friday and all I'm on new weekend. I mean,
maybe even chubbing a little bit chubs in that profile photo. Yeah,
little chubbs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Just little chubbs.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, that's chubbs.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So coming up today, anything we do get through the
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Speaker 3 (02:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know how drunk you've ever been. We had
those stories about, like, you know, right before on Fountain's Day,
Saint Patrick's down. Yeah, but uh I bet it was
as crazy as this guy Wisconsin. He's fifty two years old,
middle school gym teacher. He was so hammered that he
maxed out the breathalyzer.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What didn't know that was possible?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, So the cops I got a call. It's like
it doesn't go above one hundred. Yeah, and a lot
of you in this room probably have never realized. You know,
that scale only goes to a certain point, you know,
so you can get to.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The end of the scale. You can match out a scale.
I've never done it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Same thing with the breath of liner anyway. So the
cops got a call about a hit and run crash
around seven thirty in the morning. So this all happened
in the morning. He had dropped his kid off at
a different school, drove off and then rear ended someone
on his way to work and left the scene. Oh wow,
just told the person he had to go because he
was a teacher, had to get to school. So the cops.
They found his smashed up jeep in the school parking lot.
(02:58):
They gave him four fields of bria. He tested and
failed them all. When he took the breathalyzer, he blew
a point four, which is five times the legal limit.
It might have been even higher. That's just where max
is out. But he's lucky to be alive. A lot
of people end up dead from alcohol poisoning at those
kind of levels. Up, yeah, just do that. Meanwhile, a
(03:21):
woman called nine one one. It was about nine forty
five at night. Guy crashed into her parked car. She
said that he seemed drunk, and boy was he. His
breathalyzer had him almost four times the legal limit. He
was arrested, taking the jail, released the next day, and
then a few hours later he did it again in
the same spot at the exact time.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
He got drunk that fast out so.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Stop any time he wants.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Are we sure he was sober when he left the
first hime?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So yesterday, the day before was nine forty five pm.
Cops get called to the same intersection at nine forty
five pm. Same guy. Only difference was he didn't hit
a car. This time he had crashed into a tree
stump in someone's yard. The same two cops arrested him.
He blew, this time a point thirty, again taking the jail.
(04:07):
He gets drunk, but this time the judge set his
bail at fifty thousands the best. So the turn up
is real.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Other than Greg, have you ever had any like drunk
at work people that you've worked with, because.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I have, like, not for a bit, oh, not for
a bit. Yeah, we have one.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Yeah, I had a DJ that I worked with. She
fell asleep while interviewing David tel like.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
That.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, she passed away, but oh okay, they had to
take her off the air.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And then another one. We had a janitor. He came
to work drunk every night. I never knoked.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, I think if I was the janitor, I might too.
Who cares that vond comes in high every day?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
I worked with a hardcore coke addict. Those are the
worst too, I know. Alive and then clean good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
She chugged pickle juice to.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Four old wing.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
We're so already buck hey, you burger.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Media rare look here burger media.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Rare bitch, so meaty because I'm Russian act He's the
best thing be honestly.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The rise, it's the Woody Show. I love that chicks
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(05:35):
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How's everybody feeling good?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Good, really good?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, a part going in not to just a weekend,
but we're going into a spring break week off. How
hardcore is the pre missing h We're already through a
quarter of the year. Yeah, if you want to think
about it that way, one quarter of the year is done.
It's good. Keep your head down, just keep grinding, right, Yeah, always. Yeah,
(06:20):
my kids got a very early spring break. I mean
for college it's normal, but for I think like elementary
and high school kids, this is this is early, isn't it.
Thought it was closer to Easter?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, this is very different every year.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah right, but it's not. But I'm saying Easter this
year is April like twenty Yeah, yeah, later year. Yeah,
it's later in April. But I see the college kids partying. Well, yeah,
you on the beach, get down. Oh yeah, yeah, so
we got we got a little bit of that U
coming up for you this morning here in the Woody Show.
(06:56):
I did see that story. Oh man, I just to
I don't get it what. I don't even know what
you're referring to.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
There was a little let's see no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, I thought you were talking because there's there's a
video that's going around big time this morning. Oh no,
Florida the spring Breakers is Fort Myers cops responded to
a beach brawl. They show up. It's his eighteen year
old guy pummeling this other dude and at one point
he pulls the other guy's head toward his face and
he bit his ear off.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Oh okay, I did see I did see that. I
was just talking about seeing people party in general.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
According to witnesses, the earbier is the one who started
the fight, call the other dude some kind of racial
slur and then jumped him from behind. No word on
if they were able to reattach his ear. And once again,
by the way the local TV, he was just doing
a bang up job adding color to the story by
talking to random people, in this case just other spring
Breakers to get more riveting inside. This is from Gulf
(07:58):
Coast News Television. Here we go. So it's pretty odd.
I don't know, there's like a local Mike Tyson or something.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
He needs to go to jail for that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I woulted to wish that on my way of sending me. Wait,
he needs to go to jail for that?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, well he did? I see, I saw his mugshot. Yeah.
The bier was arrested on a felony battery charge, taking
the jail, but quickly bailed out by his parents.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They had the fifty grand to get him out of there.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So racial slurs, jumps people from behind, and bites off ears.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do we need this kid?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, he needs a haircut. He does look pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah,
it's like it's very seventies. It was wild, like full, bushy, wavy, Yeah,
like a fifteen year old mustache. The guy who bit
the ear off called Hione a racial slur because he's
quite Caucasian. Yes, yeah, well that's always that's always a
great he could use some accu to the pile, right,
(08:49):
I hate the rhyme.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm saying he's the one that threw the racial slur out. Yeah, allegedly. Well,
there were a number of people on the beach who
heard the whole thing and saw the whole thing go down.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Additionally, that again, that slur, Like I said, amongst the
kids these days, I've been called it by basically every race. What, well,
the one of the worst ones.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, the end word.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm right, But why would sea bass be called that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because it's thrown around, because it's like it means bro
or due to a large percentage of the population. Asian
guys have called me that. Black guys have called guys
have called me that.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh I've been called that.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh yeah yeah, not in it starts with it starts
with the my.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Not with an angry turn. I get it, not an
angry tone.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I should say right right, yeah, but I don't think
that was the case with this.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
We don't know with an E and jumped from I'm
impress kids at each know about the Tyson earbiting. It
happened before they were born by ten years. And I
can't believe you're coming to the defense such a douchebag.
And I'm looking at the video and it's this is
like a both these guys look like they're about twelve.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
This is this is Sea Bass's p Diddy.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
He is guilty.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
All right, Time for your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies, gentlemen,
(10:30):
boys and girls, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Time for your Friday foul story. All you could have
thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that can
never go wrong. Within somewhere along the line that went
from being a great idea to one big stake in
Mega Uber Ultra.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
Best.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, that wasn't bad at all. Another story out of Florida,
you guys, No, you have this forty four year old fellow.
His name is Daniel Marula and the cops they were
called after he reportedly punched a woman in the head.
They were traveling together, but their car broke down. They
ran out of money, so they had been living in
their vehicle, and as they were waiting for the tow
(11:25):
truck in this particular instance, the things I guess got
a little tense in the car there, and he claims
they had been dating for a few months, but according
to the police, the chick quote kept shooting him down
when it came to having an intimate relationship with him.
So I guess it was a platonic thing on her
end how he wanted to be more. But anyway, so
they're in the broken down car, they're talking, and then
(11:46):
he claimed that she hit him first and that she
threw urine at him from a cup that they kept
inside the car. You know it's a bathroom. In any event,
Daniel was arrested. In the mugshot, you see the T
shirt he was wearing at the time of his arrest,
which said, quote, I never argue. It's like, dude, your
lady friend would like to disagree. He was charged with
(12:09):
battery and taken to fail jail. Yeah, there's the sale.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
He looks fine.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He sees that shirt. It's like, you know what, that's
a coolant.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I wonder, believe me, I wonder that when I see
a lot of these shirts that people wear in public. Yeah,
like you wear that on public and you have fifty Yeah,
they sold more than one of those T shirts.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It wasn't a custom job.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The New York Times had to print a correction after
a crossword puzzle they printed suggesting that Mario from Mario
uh Mario brothers, that Mario wears suspenders. But they are overalls,
you guys, I mean, yeah, and so egg on their face.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Lots of that newspapers won't do a correction on.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
But get that done.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Audit that that we fact check. This next one is
from Minneapolis where this guy he tried to steal a
bunch of girl Scout cookies from a grocery store, like
a lot of them. He snagged twenty three cases from
a loading dock and there were what twelve boxes to
a case? I guess, so that's two hundred and seventy
six boxes. Okay, stream value around thirteen hundred dollars. And
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he didn't just grab him and go. He took his
sweet ass time to pick and choose what flavors he wanted,
which gave cops just enough time to get there. They
arrested him. They searched his car. They found two stolen
license plates and bolt cutters, a meth pipe, oh, a
small amount of heroin, and the backseat of his car
was loaded with cookies. Oh yeah, I sailed to know
(13:44):
what it was left over?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Which ones did he want? Which cookies are worth going
to jail for?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The most was yeah, that's the only one worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's one from North Carolina with this guy. He made
a deal to sell his super sweet twenty twenty Chevrolet
Corvette Stingray. Oh but the day before he was supposed
to turn it over to the new owner, he decided
to take it for one last turage, one last spin.
So he took it out, gunned it, lost control, drove
off the road into a ditch, flipped the car onto
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its side. The car done. Also, the cops charged him
with reckless driving sail Corvette Stingray Corvette stop. And then, finally,
this is my favorite story of the week from Philadelphia
with this guy, he's in critical condition after getting the
(14:36):
bright idea to break into a transformer box. You know,
the kind of high voltage electricity touch yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Fenced off, yeah, barbed wires, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Keep out.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So he decided to break into one of those things
to steal some copper wiring worth it. Yeah, so what
he did here is he cut the lock. He started
snipping away and then boom. Not only did the explosion
knockout power to fifteen hundred home, but it started a
fire that gave him third degree burns all over his body.
It's a rep from the Philly Police Department talking about
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it on the local TV news.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
Although the victim is in critical condition with burns to
his face, neck, shoulders, chest, arms, and hands, he's still
very lucky because at this time he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, he could have been yea for the rest failed.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, how'd you get those burns?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh well, dude, it was really cool. I'm a professional loser.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, if you want
to call in Friday check ins on the text over
to two to nine eight seven. In fact, let's get
the calls lined up now because we're gonna have our
dumb ass contest. That's the d u i Q. So
we play it every week every Friday. You guys know
how it works. We have a sea bass on the
street with the drunks asking the questions and everything else.
(15:49):
You just have to guess correctly two out of three times.
If the drunk person will get the answer right and
if you can do that, you're going to be a winner.
But we need a contestant to play, and now's the
time call. This is show everybody.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
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(16:25):
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Speaker 3 (16:37):
It as bad like a blee, plea blea.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Please looking for a contestant, please to play this morning's
dumbass contest. And today's dumbass contest is the d d
u IQ eight seven seven forty four wooding. That's eight
seven seven forty four woodings To explain, the way the
(17:00):
game works.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Everybody, please, I will and it is this I asked
a drunk person questions. You guess whether the drunk person
gets the answer correct or not. If you guess whether
the drunk person gets the answer, you win two times
out a trick of course.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, let's say hello to our contestant here on
line by three. That would be Chris. Good morning, Chris.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'm great?
Speaker 14 (17:18):
Thank you, guys?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're doing this Friday morning? Can't bring us down on
a Friday morning, Chris. We're gonna play the d U
y Q and maybe even make it better for you
by winning a prize. Now, before we get to the
questions that count, you're gonna get to hear a little
bit from the drunk that Sea Bass is talking to,
and we're gonna use that clip to get a better idea.
Just how with it or not with it? They are?
And who is this person? Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Ron short for Ron Dejean, and Ron is just out
here slamming drinks with his bros.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
He's gonna tell us what a great bro night he's happened.
All right, here's Ron.
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Oh, I love that vodka soda Voca pineapple.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That's a dude.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Did I just yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Love that vodka sodavoca pineapple. I love a rum and coke.
But tonight we did a rum and coke, just the one,
no like too, Okay, that's it. And we also did
some champagne.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Now, Ron, I notice you're out here parting with your friends.
Are you guys celebrating anything in particular?
Speaker 15 (18:17):
Yes, we are celebrating being fabulous as I'm giving you luxury.
I'm giving you fashion designer, tasty, delicious, and other people
are giving you dirt, old raggedy bitch, Gucci and app
thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Okay, giving you dirt, old raggedy bitch.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
So also I'm ready forgiving to go away, by the way,
yeah giving Yeah, that's that's over. We're serving.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, can you just be gay? You have to
be like over the top. It's a great example a
night out.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
You have to a little sparkle on it.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Yeah, this is a little over Yeah yeah, okay, thank you?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I mean, who disagrees with that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
All right, that is our drunk Ron And we're gonna
have to just guess two out of three times whether
he gets these answers. Right, we have Sammy and Menace,
who are stone cold sober, who will be guessing as well.
And here we go, question number one.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
How many book Charles Dickens ever wrote?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
All right, done?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I actually just I won't just won't give it away,
but I just started one, really yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I think I can only think of one.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Well, okay, the one I started, I honestly I had
not heard of before. And it's going to take, according
to audible, forty six hours.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh my god, because it was written as a serial, uh,
you know, as they used to do back in the day.
And first of all, Dickens, Oh, the cider. It's Dixon's.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh gotcha, it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
That's my favorite apple sider. Which is it Dixon Dixon's cider?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, it could be refreshing.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
What do we think here? I will start with a
triple no, triple no.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I'm feeling very positive today, very good. I'm saying triple yes,
trip g no for everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No for Menace, yes for Sammy.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Okay, all right, feeling good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Drugs, drugs I know she is. She got like some steroids.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, I feel like I could run a marathon from.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
The doctor, because that's sinus infection.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Now she's like bouncing off the walls and it made
her crazy. Yeah, all right, Menace and Sammy, what do
you think about Ron You're gonna get it?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, come on, Chris, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I want to say no?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Question number one for the d U I Q how
many books Charles Dickens ever wrote Menace? Oh Oliver's Travels.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Oh God damn it.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, that's a good mash up of Oliver's travels.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Okay, Sammy Scrooge, Scrooge.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I can't think of any.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Name Christmas, Carol.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Christmas Carroll. I was like racking my brain.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I could not think of the name.
Speaker 16 (21:09):
But I know, I mean, I know that it's the
Scrooge story. I could not, for the life of me
come up with the next classic.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
The classic Ebeneezer that we all know.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Bill Murray Scrooge. He wrote that that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I couldn't think of a Christmas Carol. I knew what
I figured everybody was going to you were miss Christmas.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
It's not like I don't know that it's called that
it was coming to me in a.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Moment straight front or the next moment or the moment
after that, Gulliver's Trunk.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Gulliveris Oh see, I was Jonathan Swift. You were on
the right trou I was way closer.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
And what's Gulliver's Travels about?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's about a mouse that goes places? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, Chris said that Ron would not get this, and
if that is the way it works out, she'll be
on the board with her first point here on the.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
U y Q.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
How many books Charles Dickens ever wrote?
Speaker 15 (22:03):
Listen, I'm gonna be honest, I've heard of Charles Dickens,
but I don't know any book titles.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So what have you heard about Charles Dickens?
Speaker 15 (22:10):
Is he in the twenties?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
All right, much?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Now, how about this?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
In nineteen thirty four, Disney did release a Mickey Mouse
version of Gulliver's travel Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Whatey Mouse, and Disney also released Mickey's Christmas Carol. That too,
did everyone based on Yeah, okay, so I.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
Have Christmas Carol, I know, and you want to know
the worst part two is that the only other like
name that I was coming up with that I knew
was based on the same thing was Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And I was like, well, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Because it's part of the Christmas Jennifer Ghost of Christmas Past.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
No, but I've never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, anyway, and speak Chris. Good news.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You're on the boarding. Got You've got a point one
more in order to win this round.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You see, the.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Bleak house is what I'm listening to. Bleak House.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Question number two, d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
What is the body of water directly south of Texas?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, what is the body of water directly south
of Texas? Let's get some guesses. I will say no
for Ron. Where were you talking to? Ron?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Oh? This was the gayest place on earth, West Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, No for Ron.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
A lot of people say Castro District, San Francisco. No,
that's beyond gay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I will say yes for Menace. And because she's staring
at her, there's.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
The Valley of Gay and then beyond that it's the
cast Right.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's a whole other thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, Ron, Yes, Menace, Yes, Sammy, I agreed that.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm on the fence.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Come on now, I've dialed it back.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay, I'm gonna go with that. No to Ron, Yes
to these two all right.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I say no to Ran, no to Sammy, yes to Menace.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, and uh, what do you guys think?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, all right, Chris, your guests.
Speaker 17 (24:15):
I'm gonna go with everyone else and say no no.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Question number two for the d uy Q, what is
the body of water directly south of Texas, Sammy?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I will accept it, Menace.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Because I was watching that Space shuttle landing. They said
they were also out of Tallahassee and the Gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We watched on Fox News.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I was watching on that where the guy was like, hy,
y'all dolphins all fun. Fact cash showed no longer the
gays place in America? Really? Yeah? What is Palm Springs, California?
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh that's been done?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What's that based on?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
They did like some census of gay households and.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The highest consent concentration of quiz and then Hollywood, California
is like number two.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I will say this probably gave homeowners for sure Springs
that's where the old gays go over time.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yeah, and they apparently have just limitless money.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah money gay, no kids, that's what second? No kids?
And didn't have to. They didn't have to deal with women.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But yeah, but no kids and no women you have
you're a billionairey the time you're twenty five. Yeah, it
depends on your situation with your partner, I would assume,
because you know, if you're with Ron, it's think you yeah, money,
you know, and what does he do for a living?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Waits tables? You know what I mean? And so you we.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Our time, sugar baby.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Right exactly right, all right now, Chris said no to
question number two, and if indeed Ron gets it wrong,
she'll be the winner of the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What is the body of water directly south of Texas,
south of Texas the Pacific? And what do they do there?
They sail all.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Day, every day, right every day.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Chris, Congratulations, you're the winner on the d U y Q.
I'll done, big win on a Friday. Nice way to
go into the weekend. We love you. Thank you for
listening to the Woodie Show this morning. And hang on,
we'll get your information. Enjoy your prize. Ye, all right,
there's Chris. Everybody. We saw one more question that she
(26:23):
did not need to secure her prize, but we're gonna
do it just for funzies, because you know all day
are day, all day every day? Right, I'll day every day,
thank you?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Question number three Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Obviously, all these questions are very timely to our current
on air conversations. Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, yes to both people in here, No to Ron.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Sadly, same yeah, same, Okay.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Now I'm gonna get crazy and say triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
A wow, alright, menace, Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You think Ron knows what Chindler's list is. Yeah, to
be honest, all right, it's got to be what thirty
something years old?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Now, yeah, still a real thing, That's what I'm saying. Well, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Question number three for the d U i Q.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Schindler's list features some of what people being saved.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, on the count of three, you're both gonna say
your answer. Okay, one, two, three, There you go.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Jewish Jewish people being said, Ye, whose.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Joke is that?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gena where they say, like when you call someone a jew,
that's not a slur.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Just depends on what.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
No, that's true, Luik it's true, though it's like, oh,
I'm a.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Jew, or you're a jew h or like you were
saying I got Jude, that would do a little different different,
it's a little different. I was in a conversation not
that long ago, were somebody and they said it in
such a casual way, like they got jew down. Yeah,
(28:07):
And I was like, you realized that they had no idea,
they were completely unaware. There's a great.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Old family guy where Peter's pretending to be Jewish. He's like,
I totally got ussed down.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
So in college, my friend who is Jewish started a
website I don't think it's up anymore called the Jew Corner,
and he would just tell you, like secrets to how
to get more gas at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, I don't know that's the website. Wants to restart it.
Oh he lead into it hard, and he's allowed to
because he's Jewish.
Speaker 16 (28:40):
Right.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But then the people who sent him suggestions obviously mostly weren't.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Fathers. That it's available right nowtarted because you can't say
I got gypped anymore either, gypsies, which I never realized
that that. I mean, you know, I heard it as
a kid never, never, never was told about gypsies.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
And also you don't really hear this much, but like
welched on a bet.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Wel yeah, have you remember have you ever met a
Welsh person?
Speaker 13 (29:08):
Though?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
No, I don't know I have, but I was only there.
I was there for two days. And that's why did
they welch?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No, Greg, you said that Ron would get this.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I did. I got of regretting it.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Question number three d.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
U y q. Schindler's list features some of what people
being saved.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I don't know, Chindler. It's that shingles. I don't have shingles,
but I know a few people who do.
Speaker 15 (29:34):
Honestly, they're not very happy.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, wow, I told you he didn't even know what
it was.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You saved shingles.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That's how you played the d u y q. We're
getting to the quick break. We got some more wood
you showed next. Hang up, Woody, show.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Woody.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, the biggest March Madis upset yesterday was number twelve mcneesee.
They were beating number five Clemson and then all of
a sudden that ended up being a final score of
sixty seven to sixty nine. Was Yeah, it's not gonna
be Clemson. But we just like to say sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Yeah, it was like a low scoring game.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Defense.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, here's here's the final call on that one rebound.
A scramble hunter has it that the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
But cowboy up Lea has yours first ever to see
a tournament victory record. Okay, never heard of McNee either.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Number ten Arkansas upset number seven seed Kansas, number nine,
Crichton beat number eight Louisville, and number eleven Drake upset Missouri. Wow,
number six on one game to continue today, round two,
tomorrow and Sunday to get it down to the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
The first time I ever heard Gonzaga because they're always
in It doesn't that sound.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Like boobs like.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
On her?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah it does, Yeah, it does.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Never thought of that, I think about yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Our friends Ben and Skin did a funny thing. They
were talking about some of the funnier names that you
see that list every year of all the players that
are in the tournament, and who's got the fun Yeah,
the funniest name, not not the not the teams, the
actual players.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I had the list here somewhere. Now I can't find somewhere.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
What we had the other day. Dick.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh yeah, greedy, Yeah, Grady Dick.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That's right. Yeah, that was fun and that's fun to
play with.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, but no, that's not that one.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Was it done here all the march?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh yeah, there's one Jojo Fulwood full place for North Carolina.
He's an adult actor, Jojo Fullwood.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You can set us a text over to to nine
eight seven. This is good, some good Friday, Like you
feel good for people because you want to put that
good energy out there.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
This guy in North Carolina just played the lottery for
the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
How much?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Didn't win like a million anything, but it won one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Right, take it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's cute. It's cute.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, well I saw in the comments, because you know,
I'm addicted to the comments section.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
People are like, oh, that's it, that's it. I think
people they see these you know, people winted a billion dollars,
so they win three hundred million dollars or eighty three
million dollars. That one hundred and fifty thousand just isn't
good enough. It's like the people go, I don't play
the lottery. I wait till it hits you know, one
hundred million or more.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yeah, white chances are the worst.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
What did we say was the average income in America?
Sixty some thousand dollars household income? Yeah, yeah, average is
sixty thousand dollars per year, so one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
You don't want to more than double it.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
A couple of years of your household income. I mean
on average or median the median household income.
Speaker 9 (33:09):
The most money I ever won in my entire life
was fifteen hundred bucks at a saught machine that was
probably twenty five years ago, and I remember it like
it was one minute ago. I get that life best whenever.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, this guy say he's going to use some of
the money to pay for trade school. That'll be great
at book and he's training to be a welder.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
You guys love to say.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
People forget about the trades, although the trades are on
the rise again, oh biggest. People realize that, hey, I
could be a plumber, I can be an electrician, and
I can just I can write my ticket, I can
make bank. Always working computers are not taking over my job.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Show.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on a Friday. Well, I'll welcome.
We are the Woody Show. That's great gory. There's minutes.
Speaker 14 (34:03):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We've got Gina gran seamasses here, We've got Sammy phones
are open at eight seven seven Woody. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
We're always good keeping updated all the food news.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
One thing that really brings people together the food news
news and cheesecake factories in the news, good news, bad
news from cheesecake factory. What's the last time you've been
to a cheesecake factory?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Long ago?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
We went to that one just recently. That was like
used to be a cheese it's a Grand Lux cafe.
Now they're similar, but okay, it's not cheesecake fat no.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I was wondering, is it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I wanted to just ask you real quick. Was it
an offshoot like where they probably owner? I think maybe
they just took over the space where it used to
occupy that The menu seem similar. But uh, there's a
cheesecake factory right by my house. We've lived there for
eleven years. I think we went there once, oh dude.
And the thing is, it's something I don't even like,
the Cheesecake Factory. I think we were put off because
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every time we go in there, it's so busy. Yeah,
but good news, bad news from Cheesecake Factory. Starting with
the bad news, they've eliminated thirteen items from the menu
you'll never notice. Well, what if these are one of
your favorite things. The loaded mashed potato omelet. I never
thought about something like that, The mushroom burger, the seared
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ahi tuna salad menace. No more petit filet. Say goodbye
to the skinny, delicious lemon herb parmesan chicken.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Goodbye. And to their bistro shrimp pasta gone.
Speaker 15 (35:41):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
To answer the question, yes, Cheesecake Factory is part of it.
They run seven locations of the Grand Locks.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
That doesn't surprise me. They're very similar, but it's like
teeny bits fancier.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Anyway. They did this to stay current and to keep
the customers interested. But the thirteen items are gone. However,
the good news is that they're adding twenty new items,
including some offerings inspired by TikTok and some other fast
food stuff that people are offering like new items include
the Asian cucumber salad. I keep seeing that popping up
every Delicious, the double smashed cheeseburger, Can Do Chicken and
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Jalapenio fritters, Delicious, Spicy ginger beef tenderloin.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
The cheesecake factory Mucky MUCKs say that their strategy of
keeping the menu fresh has contributed to their financial financial success.
Their stock is up over thirty five percent in the
past year, and they keep showing consistent sales growth.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Wow wow, Yeah, if.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
You eliminated thirteen of their cheesecake varieties, you wouldn't even notice.
I mean everything all the time.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
And every restaurant in the world can eliminate the petite filet.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So that's what Menace usually orders. I will have the petit.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Pat it. I'll have so many different sides.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
My wife's that's the go to order for my wife too.
She doesn't she doesn't want fat idy No.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I will, at least she will the fat off.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
And I want to take it flavor, not even on steaks,
but everything, pork chops or even the chicken breast. She'll
be sitting there dissecting everything chicken.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh yeah, this is the first time hearing that people
eat the fat.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
What got a rabbi?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
All little fat, like you're supposed to eat that?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You can if you want the most delicious thing.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
In the world. It's the most flavoring.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Just to chunk the fat. Like, there's got to be
some meat. There's got a ratio of the of the
meat too fat, But the marbling is what makes the flavor.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's why ribs are so good.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
I'm like your wife with everything else, like the chicken,
all that kind of stuff. I'm not gonna eat all
that but the but the steak definitely.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
What chicken has fat to coach, she doesn't like the
weird parts.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
She calls it.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I know what she's talking about.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
It's like my kid, I don't want the squishy parts.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's like a tumor on it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah on the chicken.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, you mean like on that some like a THI
Yeah not good.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, but it looks like it looks like somebody put
a bomb on her plate and I did it because
it's scatter. It's like a child's plate.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Some beverage news Shack is getting his own slurpy at
seven eleven h It's called the shack Delicious Excel Sour
Pineapple Slurpy. It's inspired by a fan favorite flavor of his,
Shack Delicious Excel gummies, which you can also find at
seven eleven stores. So I'm guessing this is kind of
like sour Patch Shacks, you know, version of sour Patch Kid.
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So they feature unique shapes with some of the gummy
shape like Shack's head. Besides pineapple, the other flavors are peach,
berry punch, orange mixed berry, and watermelon watermelon. Yes, the
Shacklicious Excel Sour Pineapple Slurpy available. It's like seven eleven
Speedway and Stripe stores now through April twenty ninth. And
I'll give you one little piece of information here about
(38:56):
Chick fil A. They're testing some new drinks called the
ice Dream Spin and Float, two different things. So you
mix any fountain drink flavor with their ice cream to
create either an ice Dream Spin kind of like a
soda shake, or an ice Dream Float, which is, you know,
the more traditional float options. Some locations have offered frosted
(39:17):
sodas before, but this is an official test, they say,
which could lead to a nationwide release. Of the people
who have tried it, the favorite seems to be mixing
doctor Pepper with the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Why test it, you know it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You had it? What a burger you had the doctor
Pepper shake. I love that, he said that. He said
that was good.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Favorite, my favorite item. But that's a shake though, like dipping,
I don't know ice cream and to soda like I
don't know. Yeah, not my favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
You know, I don't like like.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I don't like cream and sodas at all, like all
those cream sodas all.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
No, no thank you.
Speaker 18 (39:58):
I love it.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
I don't be who will order like a vanilla shake
and then get a soda import together at a fast
food place just to create their own Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
That's a nine says.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I've always cut the fat off since I was a
little kids because it grossed me out. I called the
weird parts in the chicken the gizzards, even though it's not. Yeah,
because sometimes you'll get like a tendon or something.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
All that stuff, no thank you. But on a steak,
you gotta have the fat.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
And but Fay Sammy didn't even know that. And this
is why samu ways eighty six pounds. Okay, I do
eat the Gizzards too, Oh he does. He likes all
that down for you. Gizzard eighty four, Wooding, The Woody Show.
(40:43):
All right, what uh? What's everybout guy going on?
Speaker 13 (40:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
What's happening? What's the what's the big weekend plan?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Lot?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Hanging out with birds all tonight? Yeah, yeah, it's gonna
be fun. Yep, A bunch of listeners.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The Machine Bird Crisis. Got a couple of shows, one tonight,
one tomorrow in Vegas. We send some what show listeners there,
We're gonna go backstage with Menace and go meet Burt
and say.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Well, so, yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
And if you're looking for something to do or the weekend,
he also has a special out Lucky on Netflix and
watch that.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
It'll make you laugh, it'll even make you cry. Oh
it's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, I got a little girls night thing tonight. That
tomorrow we're going to a basketball game, which I'm very
excited about NBA game, And then Sunday I'll probably be
watching my husband and Vaughn play basketball.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Because oh, why would you go to watch your husband's here's.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
The deal, Because I wouldn't normally, but I want to Cheervana.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh my god, just take the time for yourself. Go
do something you want to do.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
That's what I'm saying. I always do.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
But like it's fun, is it?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Is?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
He in a league?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, my husband forced him into his league and want
to share it. Yeah exactly. Okay, where there's like all
you hear are like basketball is bouncing and like angle snapping.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Okay, but I.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Understand going to like a kid's sporting event to I
used to go. Yeah, I need that kind of encouragement
and things sometimes.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, this is probably deeply humiliating for vond that I'm
even saying. I'm sure, Mons, So maybe I'll stay home.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
And what is the girls' night thing? What does that entail?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
We're getting together at a friend's house and I have
been promised deep intense, piping boiling hot gossip and they
will only tell me if they see me in person,
because I do not like to hang out. I like
to just I like to be invited and then I
like to cancel. So they said, Gina, I'm not texting
you this, I'm not calling you. You have to come
(42:34):
to us if you want the piping Hot's.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Fair, I mean sometimes information is in person.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, they know, they know their friendship is not enough
to get me out of the house.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Does this involve like those face masks and you know,
oh yeah, those stuff facilities.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
It's not for me, but they probably will be throwing
back some some hard alcohol.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, not me those You're not a big drink.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
I'm not, and I'm on antibiotics, So I'm just gonna
be like I will sit in this chair with my
arms folded, waiting for the piping hot gossip.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
You can't drink on antibiotics, they say you're not.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean you can, that's true.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do birth control. They say
you shouldn't drink on anything. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
And tattoo news. Enough people have what's called tattoo anxiety
that there is a new trend of people going under
general anesthesia just to get one. That's what Dak Prescott did.
I thought, like, if you're gonna get a tattoo, like,
aren't you supposed to like earn it? Like I thought
there was something in the tattoo culture.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
I mean, for sure, it's not like you're not supposed
to puss an it's not favored, but they're talking about
like people that just get full on back tattoos that
don't want to go back in like multiple times to
get it done, so they'll just go under and.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
They'll do it for hours. And some guy just died
recently doing that, right, Okay, so one of those of
pros as you don't have to worry about needles, pain, boredom, look,
you're under. There's that, but the potential drawbacks like mentioned
by menic death. Yeah, there's also infections, allergic reactions. There's
(44:13):
also the cost, like if you've ever had an operation
or something required to be put under anesthesia, it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Oh and I'm sure insurance doesn't cover tattoo anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Right, And so this article here about this mentions a
back tattoo specifically, So a back tattoo with sedation could
cost between thirty thousand and thirty five thousand.
Speaker 16 (44:33):
Dollars because tattoos already are so expensive to do your
whole back.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
The same tattoo without anesthesia would be somewhere between ten
thousand and fifteen thousand. And I don't know how accurate
that is for the tattoo. People get mad at me.
I've never got a tattoo, so I don't know how
much they cost, Yeah, depending on the artist. As far
as where this happens, it's not the typical dumpy tattoo shop.
They're happening mostly at these board certified anesthesiologists at these
(44:58):
surgery centers, And I would hope So this is an
aneste geologist who is not at all on board thinks
this is a terrible idea. Her name is doctor Tiffany Moon.
Speaker 19 (45:08):
It makes me so angry that people are doing this.
Y'all know that forty five year old influencer by recently.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Just died on the table while he.
Speaker 19 (45:19):
Was having general anesthesia for a tattoo, which is just ridiculous.
And then if they give him just a little too
much medicine or it's really long and the medicine starts
to accumulate and he stops breathing. Well, you about to
have yourself a Michael Jackson situation.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Oh oh god, Tiffany Moon. Isn't she the real housewife
doctor Tiffany Moon?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
I think she's the real housewife of Dallas.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
That sounds like about these Is that right?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
That sounds like the cadence we just trying. Yeah, I
was about to say.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I was like, put me under so I don't have
to hear that voice get her.
Speaker 16 (45:48):
Yeah, I'm wondering what anesthesiologist is signing up to do
it for someone getting a tattoo.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
The one who doesn't want to go through insurance.
Speaker 16 (45:55):
Right, Probably not top of the line anesthesiologists doing this either.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Also, let's not forget tattoos are laying stupid and you're
dumb forgetting one.
Speaker 5 (46:03):
Have a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
No, yeah, I always got the wizard tattoo on his ass,
not at all. Three one seven saying nothing bad overall
to me. Happened, but it was the worst hangover. You
get anesthesia like you dog.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I know.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
I mean clearly, this person's never had a colon.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Ask be the best rest of your life. Nine.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yes, we make fun of people to go under for tattoos.
Super lame o MG and anesthesia what pussies? Yeah see yeah,
how tough? How tough can you be if you have
a tattoo but you went under just to just to
get it.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Aren't The tattoo are supposed to smack it after they're done,
Like you better be awake for that part.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh yeah, I haven't heard about the smacking hard.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Heard of that, but I think that's also bad for
the tattoo.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
The season finale of Severance is on Max. Now you know,
I've not watched it. It's not I tried.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Is it not for me? Because I tried watching the
first said I'm what's happening? Yeah, I don't think it's
from Antical.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
So it's about a brain implant that severs your work
life from your personal life, so you don't remember working.
Looks weird because I wasn't getting that in the first
See you watch the second one. So you just fast
forward to the end of the day and you go home,
and the trade off is that you literally lose eight
hours of your day. So people were asked, if the
technology existed for real, would you get severed? So you
(47:28):
would just like, how don out you got it bad?
You wake up into the morning. No, like that's how
that's how you wake up. But in that time, you
had your whole work day, your whole work life.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
And so it depends on the job.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah, I was going to say, we have a really
fun job. If you did not really fun job, I
take it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
I'm halfway through the second season and the premise behind
the show is that what they're doing is so top
secret that they it can't be known, So you can't
be it. You can't snitch, you can't you can't be
a leak if you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
So again, I've not seen it, but from the people
who have, the consensus seems to be that the people
who would do it have not watched the show. So
if you're saying that you would do it because.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
You haven't watched, the purpose of any of these shows,
Westworld or whatever is not that like and everything was fine.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, it's a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's always a cautionary tale, so there's always bad things behind.
I'll tell you this though our listeners love it. We
talk about lot the.
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Lead actor in that, Adam Scott, Yeah, just give such
a whole energy to say this.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
As someone who's met him in person, that is absolutely accurate.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Really, I thought he was the nice guy when I
met wat day.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Oh to you because you're a girl, Yeah, well that
he was.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I found him to be a humorless douche.
Speaker 9 (48:36):
But he seems that way like he would make me
not watch the show.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Sixty four percent of people said no way, they're not
doing that. Another ten percent said probably not, but ten
percent said definitely.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I mean I've had jobs where that would be the dream,
so I get it.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So my numbing.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Yeah, but I needed to take whatever's left of my
mind and not destroy it, alter reserve whatever is spoiler.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
There's side effects and other things.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
What do you what do you expect?
Speaker 20 (49:05):
You know?
Speaker 14 (49:05):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (49:07):
He's the one who's a scream spoiler over every little thing?
And people haven't.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Started a show, said spoiler alert number one?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
And okay, did everyone have time to try out the radio?
Speaker 1 (49:15):
And number two?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
I also just said, of course everything does no show
was like.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
No, it was great, exactly what it seems.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
Things worked, there.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Was no conflict, and everybody loved it.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
But didn't We also have a conversation, you and I
about how we're both the same, like we will go
ahead and look something up on the internet as we're watching.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Sure, so what do you care?
Speaker 5 (49:36):
I don't care. But for somebody who's constantly screaming spoiler,
I'm shocked that he's giving so much away.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I didn't give anything.
Speaker 14 (49:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Do you understand the series now? Because you said you didn't,
so now every you should be able to follow along
because he has told you everything you need to know.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
What's the one I wanted to There's a thing I
wanted to watch.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
I know I was.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
I was going back to my original statement that what
do he gave away the major spoiler because I didn't
understand what was happening. No, is that in the first episode?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Oh, I think in the trailer.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
I didn't watch the trailer I'd appeared on the first episode. Yeah,
I didn't see the billboard surprised.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Wait, so what I said was the spoiler about the
I thought that's the whole premise of the show.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
It was the clarification.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Well, no, because I just all I.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Did was it's called Severn, So what are you severing? Severance?
To me, sounds like Severn's pay.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
But yet did I rum You can't. You can't even
talk about the show without saying what he said?
Speaker 3 (50:36):
What exactly? Okay, go back to the beginning to what
you said.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, I said, it's about a brain implant.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Okay. See, I didn't know the brain input.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
That severs your work life from your personal life, so
you don't remember working. You just fast forward to the
end of your day and you go home. No idea
after watching the first episode.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
That's what it was. I mean, I stick to the
Housewives basically procedure more than implant. But yeah, it's the
same idea. Okay, yeah I didn't.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
I just like, this guy goes a weird building and
he's sitting on a computer and they're like talking back
and forth about their like work day.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Like I didn't get any of that.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Anyway. There's a there's a new movie that just came out.
It's called The Alto Nights. It's a mob movie. Oh yes,
it's the one Robert de Niro. He plays like a
dual role in this. He's like these two mob bosses. Right,
there were messing and some other people in here, and
it is on it's I think it's streams, right.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, because this is like the whole The Irishman, you know,
where Rayleiota played his twin and then they deaged de Niro.
I think this is like what they're doing now because
we can't, you know, once we don't have DeNiro.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I saw it came out. Actually it's out today. Nice,
but is it like what streaming sert?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Okay, good, yeah, I love this genre, not to go
too far into this, but menace. When you watch the
first episode of seven, Yeah, the whole first episode is
not a spoiler. Okay, the whole first episode involves Michael
Adam Scott. Yeah, introducing a new woman to her new
job at this company.
Speaker 7 (52:10):
Yeah, but I didn't really understand what was going on
because you know, she woke up on that table and
stuff like that, and then the speaker was talking to her.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
The whole episode explains to her what's going on. Though
maybe I just like was not you. Maybe I was
just like, that's the reason what he would hate her
because she's a redheaded. I think she's very hot, but
I think.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I wouldn't hate her.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Britt lower lower Sure, I don't know. Yeah, I just
wasn't getting Yeah, not your type.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Well I should take that off my watch list. Oh yeah, definitely,
land Man, I want to watch the Alto King.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I want to see that Alto Knights.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, because it's nights.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
And I can't get into White Lotus again. It's fantastic,
to be fair, that's a chick show, Greg, d you watch.
Speaker 9 (53:00):
I watched season one and thought I did not think
Season two absolutely sucked.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
I don't even want to start season three.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Although I did hear there's nudity.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
There's a lot of dawn there.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
You gones, get through the slow play anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
It's very slow.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's very conversationally, it's very talk. God, man, just get
to the action already.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Severance is on Apple Plus, Apple TV Plus. And what
we're talking about with HBO Max that's that new mob movie,
the new Robert De Niro mob movie that's out today
called The Alto Nights.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
And if we're not into that, bailing out loud As.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
That's Menace got right away.
Speaker 14 (53:43):
Show.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Well, you hear about these scams that people pull all
the time, and there's a there's a new one, it
seems every day. This one though, man, this is cold
scammers in Seattle. They're preying on owners whose pets have
gone missing. And so what they'll do is they'll call
the number on the flyer. Yeah, and they'll pretend to
(54:08):
be from a shelter, saying that the money right away
for emergency care and that it'd be sent digitally. Oh no, yeah,
And so people are like all psychling, Oh my god,
thank god, they're okay, And well, yeah, well here's I'll
play the clip here of this is uh, this is
from Seattle news station.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
There.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
This is one of the pet owners who got one
of those calls. And then a rep from the Seattle
Animal Shelter talking about how this scam works.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
They had done some research on me before they before
they called. You know, they knew my name, they knew
my cat's name. He has been injured, he was hit
by a car. He needs surgery. Do you want to
go ahead with that surgery? And then they wanted asked
if I could venmo them twenty eight hundred dollars. The
back of my head is screaming, this is a scam.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
This is a scam.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Your baby here for child is. I would do anything
to get my baby boy back.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
We would never ask somebody over the phone to make
a payment. And we're going to get that pet to
a veterinarian and get it care and treatment, and then
we'll work out how to get the pet back to
the owner after that. Well, because they figured out that
people are nuts when it comes to their pets, Yeah,
that's true, and so they won't even think. It's like
that scam where they call the grandparents and they say, oh,
you're a grandson or your granddaughter needs help now, my
(55:25):
grandmother she hung up the phone and didn't even call me.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
On one hand, this is a scummy, scummy scam, but
he does deserve it for calling it a for a baby.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
So well and children, Wait that grandparent that wouldn't help
you they hung up. That's not the same one that
you played the prank on. Right, No, no, okay, that
was a different set of grandparents. Okay, they died a
long time ago. Yeah, well those he was part of
this other not us, part of a different morning show
before he joined the Woody Show. And they know this
(55:56):
was going to happen, all right, Well, they called MENACE's
grandparents and told him that he died. Yeah, oh my god,
live on the area. It wasn't It was just prankin,
just hilarious.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
And they didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
They didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
And then they didn't talk to me. Yeah a long time.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I mean they didn't laugh hysteric.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, and then they die. Yeah, and then they it
sounds like the ones who wouldn't even help you. That's
the ones you should have played the prank on.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
No, the one I love. They're just you know, they're
just smart. They don't fall for that dumb stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh menace, Yeah, no, thank you, Yeah, click He'll be fine.
Yeah yeah that no thank you.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Ye not going to fall for it.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie Friday, check ins on
the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 21 (56:36):
Oh, way out.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
And we are into.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
Another new hour insensitivity training, trade, politically correct world. Woody, Greg,
there's menace?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Gina grad Hi? See as here we got Sammy Morgan's
taken to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody that's
eight seven seven forty four Wooding, send us your text
two to nine eighty seven. So this happened in Florida police.
The rest of this chick, Shanika Sertal, attacked a guy
(57:21):
to seven to eleven with a can of pringles. Oh classy.
According to the police report, Shanika walked up to the dude,
called him a bitch, and then hit him across the
face with the pringles can and he was bleeding thanks
to a quote significant cut over his right eyebrow and
under his eye. And I know they say, Greg, once
you pop the can't stop, but Shanika did. She only
(57:43):
popped him once, then stopped and then ran away. Cops
they found her down the street. She still had the
Pringles can with her. As far as why she attacked
him and employed the seven eleven said the guy wasn't
doing anything wrong, but right before he was hit, he
had told them that there was a guy lying down
on the side of the building, and so maybe that
(58:03):
had something to do with it.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
But went to jail, okay, But question was he kind
of a bitch because the Pringles cans are cardboard, they.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Have a little piece of metal on the bottom. Maybe
it was like straight on, dude, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
I don't know how that. Don't look how greg he
got cut? Yeah, it was not a Pringle attack.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
What's importantly what flavor?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
This one is kind of reporting that we need in
I know, inspiring me to get something today.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
I know and I were having this conversation off the random,
just a random asked question that has nothing to do
with anything that we that we've already mentioned, but question
around the room. Do you guys wash your new clothes
before you wear them?
Speaker 2 (58:51):
No?
Speaker 9 (58:52):
No, yes, of course, of course, Sammy does you're addicted
to she's addicted.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
To the laundry. I don't I feel that's the cleanest
in the most crisp it's ever gonna be right.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
I always thought that. I always thought, well, this is
right off the rack, it's ready to go. But then
my friend got me so paranoid and said, it's so dirty.
It's coming from warehouses and factories. It's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
How many people have tried it on before you?
Speaker 5 (59:17):
It was in a store.
Speaker 16 (59:18):
And also sweatshirts, if you don't wash those first, the
inside of them, which is nice and soft, and you
think great, it's brand new, it will.
Speaker 6 (59:24):
Get all over your clothes underneath.
Speaker 5 (59:28):
Needs to be washed. And also I just got a
package from Amazon. I got this giant sweatshirt and it
reeks of perfume. Oh so I sent it back. Someone
tried it on, sent it back, and now.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
You have Let's not forget that I was. I was
able to successfully return a parent like a Boostia slash
lingeride that. Yeah, my mom supposedly got her lady juices all.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
Over I never put back out on the floor.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
I don't sure.
Speaker 9 (59:51):
But if you buy jeans at the store and you
don't wash them and somebody else tried them on before you, Okay,
so you're gonna die.
Speaker 5 (59:59):
But I'm just saying I got hipped to all these
like when they come from the manufacturer and the factory
in the truck and they're they're disgusting.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I was like, oh, it sounds like microplastics to me. Okay,
you're a big diet coke drinker.
Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Yes, do you wash the can before you take a
sip from it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Literally? Not once? And then every once in a while
open and be like ah, and you know I didn't
clean it. And so I'll take, you know, my dirty
shirt and just rub it and be like all clean santati.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I do either throw it under the sink or shirt it, yeah,
or anything anything with a pop top.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, texture, texture, answer over to two to ninety seven.
Just just curious. Not a lot of stuff that I
get are from that Fresh Clean Threads company.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Look that up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yeah, I mean that's where all my t shirts, long
sleeve stuff, polos, all that stuff comes from. And they
send each individual individual shirt is wrapped in an individual
like a plastic bag, you know, So I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think it went from the factory because it has
that little piece of tissue paper and.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
It goes into the bag.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
It goes into a bag and then they you know,
so I don't. I don't think anybody's even touched it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It's like the hotel where they put to have a
strip of paper that has sanitized. It's let's say you
don't clean it, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Acording to somebody on the text, they said that they
know someone who got scabies from not watching something they
got from a store.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay, now, if I got it from the thrift story, yeah, goodwill, Yeah,
well yeah, sure definitely, but new from a Yeah, I'd.
Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Never thought about it, and I was deeply shamed by
someone being like.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
That's disgusting. I bought like a new pack of underwear,
a new thing of socks, and I love the first
time you put on like a fresh, brand new pair
of socks. Right, yeah, I watched those.
Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
But Sammy, you're the only one who was qualified in
Morgan when you go to like Victoria's Secret or something
like that with like the loose panties like in the
drawer of the bin.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
You obviously watched.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you know it's a three tenn or whatever.
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Do you like that word?
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Greg? I kind of do. I feel like we shouldn't
be allowed to say it.
Speaker 20 (01:02:08):
I know, is it?
Speaker 17 (01:02:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Here's the clip of we did this right around Valentine's Day?
For will they take it back? This is Sea Bass
with the lingerie.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Is that something I can return?
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, came out at twenty one ninety, it's gonna go
back on the visit. That's awesome, lifesaver. I appreciate it. Yeah,
see they put it right back on the account. But
here's what he came in with.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Help you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I don't know I'm gonna be able to return this.
Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
It was a Valentine's President from my mama. It's this
lingerie here. The problem is I was supposed to be
a surprise present.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, and then she's got to be a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Then when I showed up, I think Dan was already there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Well, they were.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Already headed relations whatever that I wanted to be fully
honest with y'all. She did try it on and got
some of her uh astras on it in her lady's smith.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I don't think there's any stains. Said something not going
to return, So despite that, they took it back. Wait
did you say she was on the Malaysian Airline her
estress estress time.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
The only time I've already heard the word estress was
in my anthropology class about like bonobo monkeys. It's like
it's a very juicy scientific yes, right off.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Eight four Woodie, you can set us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. We got a brand
new redneck News. The show If the Mouse Matthew.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Don't Ever did?
Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Is keeping score in a game of darts.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Rednick News.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
And today's Redneck News is from Ohio. This is going
to be shocking to us. Sea bass what my grandmother
was mauled to death by her neighbor's pit bulls. Oh no,
she probably attacked them first, bulls which were later found
to have been high on cocaine. Whoa, it's some trashy ish.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Uid terminated right there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
A seventy three year old Joanne Eichelbarger.
Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Some of those things in Ukraine world seconds, according to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Report, was peacefully gardening when the gentle and friendly pits
paid her a visit. The cops said, I guess they
got there and they were still working on the woman.
The dogs were still attacking the woman, so they shot
at one of them and it probably bounced right off,
but the dog was so high it didn't even phase it.
(01:04:37):
Joanne's family assuming the owners as well as the county
dog Warden, accusing them of negligence and failing to act
on several red flags about the dog's behavior. In fact,
just weeks earlier, the cops had gotten a call about
how the dogs had eaten the owner's stash of cocaine
before and so that was reported to the dog warden
and they did nothing. So the condo told them after
(01:04:58):
all that that hey, the dogs got a oh, but
they ignored the order. They started taunting the building management, arguing,
like all owners of bloodthirsty pit bulls do, that's not
the dogs. Quote, humans are the problem. You're both are. Yeah.
This this seventy three year old woman peacefully gardening, she's
she's the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
This is what we always say.
Speaker 22 (01:05:17):
You call it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Well, we can't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that was the dogs block.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, the owner. They were arrested, charged with involuntary manslaughter. Yeah.
So that's from Ohio where a seventy three year old
grandmother was mauled to death by pit bulls that were
high on cocaine, probably pissed.
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Probably good idea for should tell her about for a
couple of hours first.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And that is today's red nick is h o Hal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
It's the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Well, this is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Just another one of the many ways that we covered.
And he's had the Redneck News that was about hit
bulls dogs. But there's so many other animals that we
that we cover here. We have coyote news, somewhat recently,
crocodile news. Crocodile news, right, all the alligators, right, yeah,
we have that, but we're all kind of started by
(01:06:31):
focusing on individual animals. Was when Menace had his Tuesday
takeover one and he was dying to get this segment
on the air. It's called raccoon News. Yes, and now
I don't know if the day goes by that he
doesn't get tagged at least one raccoon video or story that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Happens out photo.
Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
I got a photo that I get tagged in like
crazy of a taxidermy raccoon where it's like a hawk
and a raccoon, so they like took a hawk's body
and then put a raccoon's head on it and it's flying.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I mean, now, Greg, where would you put that in
your house?
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Oh? God? Where would I display that? I mean I
right when you walk in, like yeah, probably on the
like a console table right there.
Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
You don't want anyone to miss it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, Sea Bass. What's happening in the raccoon news?
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
We actually have a lot of raccoon news, big story
coming out of Kansas where it's one of the states
currently where raccoons are not legal to own. However, one
man is looking to change that.
Speaker 23 (01:07:33):
Every night around nine pm, Stephen Casper goes out to
his deck.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
He brings the marshmallows.
Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
The raccoons bring their appetite.
Speaker 23 (01:07:41):
It's all about trust and it takes a while Stephen
and his wife for empty nesters. Even testifying before the
Kansas legislature to legalize pet raccoons, House Bill twenty two
ninety seven requires a permit from the Kansas Animal Health Commissioner.
Owners must take an educational course on raccoon care, vaccinate
the raccoons for rabies, and consent to yearly inspections.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Okay, all right, well this is a fair good, all
up and up he's got a plan. It's cost a
couple hundred bucks to get all this done, but at
the end of it, you get a full permitted, nice
friendly home raccoon, even though he's already got raccoons visiting
him in his wife. Yeah. Now, this is from NBC
forty one, and of course because they're the news, they
have to find someone who's on the.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Other side of fair and balance.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, what should be a clear and obvious thing, pet raccoons,
here's some bitchmen the wildlife.
Speaker 12 (01:08:29):
What it is not something that, through the evolution of breeding,
that you're going to breed out the wildness.
Speaker 23 (01:08:37):
Conservation educator Kathleen Sabiano says domestication takes hundreds of years,
but ultimately it's about ethics.
Speaker 12 (01:08:45):
We shouldn't be selfish and take those animals away from
where they're supposed to live doing the job that they're
supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, what garbage.
Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Yeah, so it takes years and years to domesticate them.
We shot start, Yeah, we should take the first step,
you know. Oh, it's gonna be tough to get over
to that.
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
New sounds like a party would be a selfish No,
did the raccoons want to be with us.
Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
Raccoons they want to cuddle.
Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
I was next to raccoon speaking of raccoons that want
to be with someone. A lady found some some raccoons
under her porch area or whatever, and she was feeding them,
doing what you're supposed to do, interacting with them and
having fun with them. Is their magical woodland creatures that
want to They just babies, little sweeties until she found
a medical emergency one day.
Speaker 24 (01:09:30):
Ashley Bennett's family discovered raccoons living under the deck four
years ago here and has been co existing with what
they call their outdoor cats since Bikaboo, a baby raccoon
passed out its mother slumped under the ice chest. Believing
it may have been exposed to fentanyl, The Dudey Veterinary
team administered Narcan, which revived the nocturnal mammal.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
So we had a pit bull, two pit bulls high
on coke, home and the redneck news and now we
have raccoons on fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Well, they were probably at a party, got something that
they thought was cocaine, but it was cut. Okay, this
is from Global News Canada where the lady okay, yeah,
passed that raccoon under your porch. Of course, probably fentanyl,
you give it. Well, that's what they did, and here's
here's talking to the vet and the vet tech about
So they gave the baby raccoon narcanda wake it up,
(01:10:22):
which it did, but they had kind of left it
alone for a while and they found this.
Speaker 14 (01:10:26):
All right, Doctor Walton had come out in the most
best hot mess possible going you know, the narcan work.
Speaker 22 (01:10:33):
There was smashing glass everywhere. I walked into, saying, napway
up the wall on our computer screens, just kind of
hanging like there. It took us about five minutes to
wrangle him to go into the crate. But once he
went in by hisself, he literally just turned around, reached over,
grabbed the door and shut it and I was able
to walk it.
Speaker 14 (01:10:52):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Yeah, it's scared.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Smarty had fun.
Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah, all right, other Raccoon news.
Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Well this is all fun. But would you like to
watch a full feature Raccoon movie. Of course, it's one
of the in the series now which is very popular.
Take an animal, give it drugs and call it that.
So cocaine bear and so on and so forth. Pitbull, Right,
this is crack coon. I showed medicines at clip of
(01:11:23):
this in the office there. Oh dude, it's dope. There's
new there's nudy in this movie. It's available now to
stream for free with Raccoon Nudity Crack. Well it's a
little raccoon. Yeah, raccoons are always naked.
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's a little bit more than nudy, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, it's something fun, okay on Amazon Prime Video now
to watch. Here is a little clip of a krackcoon.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
It's probably a bear or something.
Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
It ain't no bear. I think I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Be careful, get away from me, you.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Towards the end. So obviously this version of the raccoon
is evil on crack. But that that shouldn't let that
scare you against raccoons. You know, they did it with
Winning the Pooh and you know, and Greg, it's on
your favorite platform. I know, Amazon, thanks all the time.
That wasn't the scene that you showed me. The scene
I showed was a lady in bed nude hot uh
(01:12:28):
and she opens up the covers to find craccoon down
there doing stuff. Oh yeah, he giving trash.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, get in.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
A raccoon. Another raccoon TV show. There's a new raccoon
TV show on Place Medics. I'll never see it.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
That is PBS.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
And here's a profile from a real legitimate journalist on
ABC News.
Speaker 17 (01:12:49):
Carl the Collector follows a raccoon named Carl who has
autism and his friends in their home of Fuzzy Town,
where they live how to understand themselves and each other.
Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Wait what he teaches their friends and fatown for PBS?
Do you need like antenna for.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
That digital antenna?
Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
If it's PBS on like the Roku channel or something,
there is a PBS app. Yeah, gets your app mass Okay,
I'm sure that will happen. So that's Carl the uh
the Collector. Carl the Collector. He's an autistic raccoon. Here's
a clip from the new PBS show.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
You see, my brain works differently than some kids. I'm
really great at remembering facts about my collections and birthdays,
but sometimes it takes me longer to understand what others
are thinking and feeling about stuff and what to do
in new situations. This is because I'm autistic.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Hey clip, still going.
Speaker 8 (01:13:46):
Autistics.
Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
ABC put it out there, Sea Bass okay, terrific. Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
So that is dude, we did have an autistic kid
at my school and he knew everybody's birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
You're I know, I'm like, you know. Raccoon News another
great what should be a great raccoon story from CBS
seventeen Rawley, where a woman found a new raccoon friend
and you just heard some great examples of how easy
it is to make them your friends, make them your pets.
(01:14:22):
She did not take that advice though.
Speaker 23 (01:14:23):
Oh boy, I was upstairs sleeping her ruckus downstairs.
Speaker 21 (01:14:29):
The woman spoke to us on the phone and asked
us not to use her name.
Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Round soon on the floor two broken glasses, and I
was like, what the heck happened here?
Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
And I turned around and there was this raccoon.
Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Okay, so she don't use my name.
Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
She wants to be anonymous in case the raccoon comes back. Yeah,
well because and.
Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
I think she has a good reason to, because she
did not pet, in love and cuddle with the raccoon
as she should.
Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
She did this for a while.
Speaker 21 (01:14:57):
She hoped the animal would leave through the dog door
the way it came in, but eventually she decided to
try to get it out.
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
So I think I'll just grab it and get out
the front door.
Speaker 21 (01:15:06):
She put on a pair of surgical gloves, followed by
this pair of metal mesh gloves, but they weren't enough.
She ended up in the er for raby shots. Regretting
her decision to remove the raccoon herself.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
I should have just.
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Called it animal control.
Speaker 23 (01:15:18):
Locked myself in a room.
Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Because the rac locked doors my life.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
But you know what HAPs to her for being like,
I'm going to handle this didn't go well?
Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
But having metal mesh, who has metal mesh gloves?
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
We have that story about there was like a raccoon
in a bar in New York City and everybody in there,
Oh was a possum.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Okay, Oh and that chick grabbed it.
Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Yeah, because like all the dudes in the bar, like
nobody wanted to touch. Some chick was in town from
you know, like Alabama or something like, and she just
went over there took it outside.
Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
It was I think possums when they're scared, they just
like freeze and.
Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
They use their they're prehensile, right, Venice, Yeah, I get it. Style, Yeah,
I know they hissed, how you and they got razor
sharp teeth. One more story here of raccoon news all
right against some kids who got lucky. Any raccoon invaded
their preschool.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
CE seventeen rally again.
Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Well staff out of preschool in Carrie, So they got
quite the surprise after finding their building in a bit
of a mess after a long holiday weekend.
Speaker 14 (01:16:24):
Yeah, it was the call that involved the help of
animal services in Carrie to find out who the culprit
was behind all of this.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
This is interesting. I love this story.
Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
It's kind of cute and even though it was kind
of a mess, there was seventeenth Marah Ellis's Live for
Us there now.
Speaker 16 (01:16:38):
An unexpected visitor left the building in an unusual mess,
from trash and candy wrappers and rooms, even items knocked
over into artwork half eaten.
Speaker 12 (01:16:47):
It was your first thought as the fairy when you
got the ce mal and heard what actually happened.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I honestly had hoped that they got pictures. Who's so naughty? Yes,
with the raccoon.
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
They closed school for the whole day because of rack
who ate some artwork?
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Raccoon news. We'll get some more woody show coming up.
Hang on, I feel sick. I got diarrhea. My mouth
is trying it's a woody show. Metallica of the song
all right, but he's had some raccoon news. Yeah, I
(01:17:26):
saw the most of the Dorbs video and this is
the whole thing. Is this kayaker in Sweden, but he's
gone viral because this otter loves him fucky. Her name
is Leah and he found her as a baby a
(01:17:47):
year and a half ago and realized that her mom
was gone, and so like he's taking care well, he
was taking care of his baby. Listen how the story
goes here.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
This is great fine.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Her mother on one of the major year olds.
Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
We needed to start to retrieve her.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
She had a eating for I think two money days.
Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
So after that's the story continues.
Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
She'd be in the front with me for one and
a half a year almost, and she leaves her out
in the wild. She do she goes on her own
adventures and then she shows up like nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yeah, so he goes back out on his kayak. The
video almost got me.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Guys got to see.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
This is just another reminder go get tested for low tea.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I saw you're gonna say that. Then she ripped his
face off. No, I've heard otters are digs really yeah,
I heard her. Nice. Remember it's so cute.
Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
In Monterey, California, they were having problems with the otters
attacking people.
Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Yeah in the water. Yeah, they can be mean anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
So this guy, he goes back out there because he
released her back in the wild, and she's great on
her own, she does her old thing. But whenever he
comes into the water with his kaya act, she knows
it's him. And you see this video, haul's ass over
to him on the one side of the kayak, then
swarms underneath the other side and then jumps in and
sits on his lap, just like scratching her under the chin.
(01:19:13):
And she's just loving it, like, oh, dad, it's so
friggin cute. I love it so much.
Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
How many times did you watch it?
Speaker 10 (01:19:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I watched it at least five times in a row.
You want your own No, I don't want my own honor,
But it was it was really, really cute.
Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
There's a whole video series. Man, it's your favorite country
in the world, Japan, where people this whole community of
people that have otters as pets and they take them
on walks and they bathtubs.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Somebody somebody asked me recently because we were talking about
people have exotic pets, like if you had to have one,
would you go with raccoon menace? Because you talked about
monkeys before finger monkeys, but they they poop way too
much though.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, I don't know what I would go with.
Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
I want a little sugar glider. There's so cute sugar gliders. Yeah,
google like a monkey, adorable. They look like cartoon characters.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, and then they have like a little wings, big eyes,
and they can jump and was Rocky.
Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
From Rocky and Bowlingles supposed to be a sugar glider.
Maybe they're adorable sugar I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Giant lyons. I would want like a tiger.
Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Yeah they Yeah, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Looks like a bat, Gina, But when.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
They put their little flappies down they're just.
Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Being It still looks like a bat.
Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
There's a lot of people that just have them.
Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Really are you allowed to?
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
I think so? Like, uh, remember Vanessa used to work
on our show. She had him, she did really, Yeah,
I thought that was highly illegal.
Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
It's not an exotic pet. But I think other than
like cat dog stuff that you typically like horse, I
would like you know, yeah, I love horses. Horses like
big dogs.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Yeah, I don't like the personality like them.
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
You don't like them?
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
No, because I almost got bucked off of one. I'm like,
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
I like to sit there and talk to him because
I'm I grew up around horses, going to visit my
dad at the at the racetrack, right, and then you
know my daughter's in the horses now with the horseback
rinding stuff. And I'll said that I was talking to
them and like I talked like a you know, like
an idiot, like people talk to a puppy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Sound.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I go like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Come here, let me see your nose.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Oh, your nose is so soft. You feed them carrots
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Yeah, and I write you like to get scratched behind
your ear right here, right behind oh, on your neck?
Add that feels so good? And because they start like
moving their neck around.
Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
When are you coming?
Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Just posted a video for like laying down and petting
a horse. Yeah, the horse is laying down with her.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Really, she's into like the ek wine therapy.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yeah. What would you have?
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
You could have like an exotic pet. You have to
choose one. What would you go with? Text us over
to two to nine eight seven, will be right.
Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Back, fellow comrades in mediocrity, How would you listen?
Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Very careful, you can.
Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
All go straight to.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Show this it's the show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It's a Friday morning. We're all very excited, as excited
as Juda can be with whatever sin a sea thing
is going on, whatever tropical disease today. She's got her
(01:22:17):
head down. Yeah, it's first time during songs and commercial
breaks yesterday and already today.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Today is March twenty first. Today is World Puppetry Day.
It's a Big Bang Day. Are you going to celebrate
by doing some slam and sea baths? Or I assume
that has to do with the creation of the universe?
Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Does you can tell? Nobody knows to be told, like
what lyrics mean or exactly how to celebrate the Big
Bang Day?
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Yeah, I mean they didn't make anything up with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Credit Card Reduction Day is today. It's Memory Day, Greg Gory,
I need one. We're National Common Courtesy Day. Yeah, also
Single Parent Day. It's National French Bread Day. Oh, I
love for bread and National Crunchy Taco It's a lit day.
And I'll give you, I'll give you one more. Today
(01:23:07):
is Rosie the Riveter? Day, Rosie the Rivet. You don't
world War two? Or yeah, oh yeah, I know the poster. Yeah,
the industrial looking woman I didn't know her name. Yeah,
moved in together his wartime come on, yeah, yeah, she's
(01:23:27):
so empowered.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Those are some of the holidays. Day we got the birthdays.
Part of birthday coming up here to segment Minutesica and
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment?
Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yes, now, mister beasts, we all live, mister Beasts, especially
Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Uh, mister Beast is always working on.
Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
Videos that have like a long play like people, the
one that I liked a lot that somebody had lived
in a grocery store. Now he has some new ones
that he that he shared. Yeah, he has some new
ones that he shared. And I wanted to ask you
if you were down for this one? Now, maybe what
do you might be down for this one? This pilot
has to live in a private jet for one hundred days.
(01:24:04):
Now it's a two point five million dollar private jet,
so it's not like one of those big fancy ones
are usually what they run about twenty five million, thirty million.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
In which one I mean, but as one two point
five million so used, Yeah, but I mean I don't
it's still not a lot of two.
Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Point five million dollar one.
Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
It's probably the smaller ones, like the small like the
one that you like, right, don't those go for about
two point five million?
Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Well, like a vision jet. Yeah, I'm not living in
I'm not living in a vision jet for one hundred days.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
No, no, right, not a hundred hours.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
It's got to have something that's got to like a
lab You got to have an actual I don't know
what that lavoratory says. You don't know what that I mean,
I didn't know. Is that what they're called on the airplanes?
Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I got I thought it called the bucket.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I thought it was called the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Okay, look I get it. And I don't let us.
Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Don't let it making fun of you stop you from
using this lingo because we love it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
But I thought that's what like when you're on an airplane,
they say the front laboratories and the real lavatory or
they always say laugh they do.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Yeah, I can hear them. I got a new serious
vision jets about three and a half million. Okay, then
a haunted jet I think is about the same. Yeah,
all right, I'm out living in that for one hundred
days ago. Well, what do you want to do that?
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
How about this stay in a prison cell for one
hundred days with the criminal, now a cop, criminal crop
white collar. A cop and a criminal are currently doing
this for one hundred days, for five hundred thousand dollars
for one hundred days, for one hundred days.
Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
I mean, does that be in an actual prison?
Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
And that's what the cop gets. The cop gets five
hundred thousand dollars, and so does the criminal. The criminal
gets money too, kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Yes, I would do all of these to answer the question.
But I had been problem with hisster be because I
was started watching some of his videos when I was
on before I was on Beast Games. Uh. He picks
people who are just not interesting, like like no one cares.
I don't care about these contestants. I saw allyone like
live in the out in the woods for one hundred days.
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
And you say this as a contestant on Beast Games, right.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Exactly because I did it for the fun and for
the store. He's in for possibly ten million dollars, which
didn't happen.
Speaker 9 (01:26:02):
But still and then the people on Beast Games, they
were crying and say, oh, I can't believe I just
say goodbye to my friend like you met him three
ye right ago.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Friends forever. He has a very low threshold for what
he do, like Survivor and all those other games. Yeah,
well they.
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Yeah, they make you go through all this stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Okay, one last one, Woody, are you into this? You
live at a gym until you lose one hundred pounds
and you get five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
No, that's not enough money, because that's going to take
forever time. It's going to take forever days.
Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
It was one hundred pounds if you lived at the
gym twenty four to seven, if I lived to the
gym twenty four to seven, Yes, you've.
Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Done two days before. And how quickly did you lose
that weight when you were to lose it?
Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
No, that's not enough. I need more to be at
the gym. It's going to take me three years to
lose this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Forget. The question should be imagine that your twenty three
year old Woody, and these are all the numbers put
in front of you. Yeah, not today? Whatdy?
Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Life changing money?
Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
To lose pounds, because again I'm still thinking about how
much time that would take to lose It would be
three months, three months. I don't know, dude, zep bound
won't help me lose weight.
Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Tell you about five hundred thousand dollars here be skinny, Yeah,
and I lose one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Did you not ask me a question? Is there only
one answer I can give?
Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
I'm shocked?
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Okay, everyone else in the room in a heartbeat.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Well, Sammy needs to I would die.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah, you'd be negative.
Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
All right, Well, but yes to that prison, no to
the plane.
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Like it's all hype. Nobody's getting to offer us any
of this stuff, minnes So again.
Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
These are just Joe Schmoe losers who go on these
mister Beast challenges. I see them.
Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Yeah, for sure, that's okay. Well, a new report is
finally saying what I've been saying.
Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
They did a global survey of movie theaters and movie
theater goers and they're asking like, what type of movies
do you want in theaters? And the number two was comedies. Okay,
finally bring comedies back to movies. And number one was thrillers.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
So people love them, as I think that people they're
just going to TV now with comedies, like yeah, straight
to streaming, right straight to streaming is in other worse?
Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Well, I mean you got the new Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
But although that's I'm excited for that.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
Why why are you hating?
Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Because every time one of these things is announced, these
sequels to classic movies, everyone in this room says, oh,
I'm excited, and they forget about Anchorman two and Zoolander too,
and Dumb and Dumber two and Super Troopers too. There's
a whole there's.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
The Trump, the people that are behind this one workaholics
team be good. I would also rather be right to Netflix,
so I'm not you know, having to go to a
theater for that or you know, just watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
We're at your leisure. Almost always disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Here we go, these are disappointed with the fifteen of
the greatest dumb comedies ever made. See if you agree,
Hollywood or Bust at number fifteen, that show what that
that's an old one though it's like in the fifties.
Oh forget that one. You're a trip at number fourteen.
Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
I never saw.
Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
I don't think it holds up. I think that's a
board favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Another one from nineteen seventy nine, The Jerk with Steve Martin.
That's a That's a fun movie bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Also the House Bunny. I'm not sure what that?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, girl, you got a chick great movie?
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Number ten, Naked Gun Files a police Squad. That's good one.
Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle the Original. That's good,
Robbie and Michelle's high school reunion a Roamy okay, Wow,
so good? You watch chick movies? Undercover Brother okay? And
then you got Dumb and Dumber yep, love it? Bad
Teacher at number five, Oh yeah, Poodi Tang at number four.
Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
People pretend to like one of my favorites of all
time step Brothers at number three. Sure, And then two
I'm not familiar with Caveman that came out in the eighties.
And then number one is a movie called duck Suit
Like No, what about Airplane? I guess, I guess I
(01:30:10):
had to make a decision between Naked Gun and the Airplane.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Speaking with Horrible Bosses too, how'd you like that? I
liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I thought I had a good twist, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Well, moving on with more movie news.
Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
Did you hear that Warner Brothers, You know, they were
supposed to come out with that movie Coyote Versus Acme.
It was going to be animation and live action and
it was starring John Cena and Will Forte and and
they shelved it. Right, well, it's been announced that it
may go to movie theaters. Are you ripping out now?
(01:30:46):
Something I was not ripping out for? And I kind
of said, you know what, I kind of understand why
they're going to shelve it because like live action and
animation and the whole Acme thing is that like still
a thing?
Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Are people still mean to that?
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Kids don't know any of that stuff, but they still
make it.
Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
They still make Looney Tunes, they still make Scooby Doo,
they still make all that crap.
Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Yeah, my kids aren't. I don't think any of that
stuff's on their radar. Oh really yeah, any of any
of those kind of cartoons. By the way, Bort might
know something about this board. Do you think, uh, is
there a place to get all the old Looney Tunes
and Warner Brothers all that kind of stuff, like before
they started cleaning them all up? And you know, somebody
Sam didn't have guns anymore vhs.
Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Yeah. Yeah, there's Bugs Bunny and Drag.
Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Like or Bugs Bunny with a very offensive Asian. Yeah,
there's some Hitler stuff in there. Yeah. Is there any
place to get the good ones?
Speaker 20 (01:31:42):
Used to release it through the Warner Archives DVDs on
their website, so you could get the original Looney Tunes uncensored, unfiltered.
Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Yeah, but doesn't stream anywhere. Huh.
Speaker 20 (01:31:51):
It does not stream anywhere. They will not let us
stream anywhere, kind of like the original Beavis of butt Head.
They don't have all of those out anywhere. If you
go to your local flea market.
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
There a lot of the Loony Tunes stuff is on
HBO Max. But yeah, probably not the good ones.
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Yeah, not the good ones. I want the good ones.
There was one where, like Bugs Bunny, he was behind
a fence shooting at a bunch of like Native Americans.
That's back when they were Indians though, And as he
was knocking them off one by one with a shotgun,
he was like taking like little like uh you know,
like marking them off. You have like a little scorecard
on his side of the fence. He's going one, little two,
(01:32:28):
little three, little Indians. I see a lot of that
stuff on YouTube that was kids cartoons back then. You know,
there was nobody batter than I.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
There was one where he was like, wasn't he like
with some like Native Headhunter types?
Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
Oh yeah, jungle jitters. Oh boy is not available for streaming. Ok,
all right, Well one last thing. Tina Fay said that
she kind of judges celebrities who have side hustles, like,
you know, they come out with different you know, hair
products and things like that. Well, they're worth two hundred
(01:33:01):
million dollars. Somebody better talk to Shack.
Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Exactly that guy.
Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Yeah does.
Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
So she does this podcast with Amy Pohlar, and Amy
Polar responded like, great gory, why do you hate money?
Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
She also responded with what like podcasts?
Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Yeah? Well yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Tina Fey says that she doesn't hate money, but she
has enough that she can live on.
Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
For you, Well, it is disingenuinous when so and so like,
oh you created that makeup or you know you didn't,
You just slept your name on something.
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
So I mean, it's fine, who cares?
Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
And Amy Polar even said to Tina fag no, no, no,
we need to learn from gen z because there's no
shame in that anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
There's no judgment.
Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Make your money.
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Yeah, I don't understand like what she was just saying.
She was just Tina fey to be fair. She was saying,
like people that are worth like hundreds of million.
Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
Yeah, but when you have that much money, you have
to invest in somehow, So you have to figure out
how to.
Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Do that too, So if you choose to.
Speaker 16 (01:33:56):
I think she's thinking more about for like tax right
off purposes and so like that, like you that you
really should because that otherwise you're geting nail in taxes.
Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
But you can move stuff around and do different things, upset.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Your capital gains. But even still, like who cares make
a trillion? If you can make a trillion dollars, make
a trillion.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Dollars, you become evil?
Speaker 18 (01:34:13):
What do Yeah, if you can make but hey, fai je,
we is sounder for well with samon, am I wrong
time for the birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
We're gonna shar We're gonna sit this sim and you
know we don't do what I do understand what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yes, yeah, they have business advisors telling them to do things.
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
You need.
Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
You need stuff that you can claim as a loss
right oopset. That's why Mark Cuban has his own line
of deodorant. Oh wait, yeah, well, I mean whatever you
choose to do. Good.
Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
A bunch of stuff your birthdays today, Starting with celebrities.
Matthew Broderick is sixty three. Some forty one's lead singer,
Derek Whibley is forty five. Scottiswood Clint's son, he's in
the Fast of the Furious sequels. He's thirty nine. Gary
o Oldman Serious Black and the Harry Potter Movies is
sixty seven. Ireland's newest resident, Rossie O'Donnelly birthday. Rosie is
(01:35:07):
sixty three. She'll let us know when it's safe, yes,
say Kevin Federline, famous for knocking up Britney Spears. He's
got six kids with three different mamas. He's forty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Lucky kids.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Ananda Lewis remember her from MTV. She was an MTVVJ
back when there were mtvvjys. She's fifty two. And you
got Timothy Dalton, widely considered the weakest of the James Bonds.
Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Oh he sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
He's seventy nine. And your pornod birthday today. I doubt
this is what his birth certificate says or his driver's license,
but he goes by the stage name Damaged Bottom. All right,
get that changed. Second day in a Row, another birthday boy.
He's been slammed harder than around the Shots during spring Break.
He's been in sixty two fine adult films, including Taking
(01:35:55):
Turns on the Damaged Bottom. He was in Raw is
the law ofvolume One tiny bottom gets banged by a
big muscle guy out. He was in Hodown, Throwdown, barn Orgy,
also bare Back, gang Bang on the Lake, Sound Fun
and who can forget his unforgettable role in Gang Bang
(01:36:17):
Whole Wreckage.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Oh yeah, that's like a sci fi movie, wreck the Hole.
Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
That is a damaged bottom. Who is twenty what I'll
see what it looks like. It was twenty eight years
old today. And that's your port of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment Here on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Shows next,
hang on.
Speaker 13 (01:36:40):
In the meantime, have an existential crisis to the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do
it for today's show. That's it for the week Yeah,
time the weekend. We told you at the offset of
the show, the onset, the offset, the on set of
the show this morning, we told you have to jump that.
Our goal today was to get you and us through
this morning part of the day together, which we have done.
(01:37:09):
You can catch the podcast if you missed anything on
the show today, full show podcast and our fifteen to
thirty minute highlight podcast that's available for you if you
go to the woodieshow dot com plus since the weekend,
get caught up on everything that you missed. Man, we
had a lot going on this week. It started Monday
with the butt chugging beersh yeah, for Saint Patrick's Day. Also,
(01:37:30):
we met some of those people that were subscribing to
Only Fans. We met an OnlyFans content creator Ice Yeah
yee yeah. We have videos, by the way, all the
stuff that's up on the woodieshow dot com and in
our social media's The Woody Show, Taste Drive, those different
items that men has had from Walmart. We met Seabass's
AI girlfriends loved her. We had our best stories for
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Story Day that was yesterday. The Week in Audio Today,
the Failed Stories, the duy Q, all that stuff. It's
on the podcast from the week. Just find it by
going to the Woody Show podcast or subscribing on the
podcast platform of your choice. Yeah, back on Monday with
an all news show. But between now and Monday, you
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this place, Let's get the hell out of here. Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 9 (01:38:48):
Please, Yeah, don't hate lazy people.
Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
They don't do anything.
Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Which is my favorite thing me two to do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
I'm really good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
To be full on lasers.
Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Yeah, you know what. And it's something that's come with age.
You get really good at it.
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
It's so true.
Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
So don't get frustrated if you're not great at it
now right, the day will come.
Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
It will happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys could suck it. Catch back here
on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
S MD, double m bye, Great Friday Mother,
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