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April 2, 2025 104 mins
Did Menace Succeed in his 39 mile walk?, Morgan's Bush Or Bare, News Headlines and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning money.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
Today's Wednesday. It's April the second, twenty twenty five. Hello
and welcome. We are the Woody Show. One man down
menues for now. Menace is not here. He will be
here later on. We told him he can come in later.

Speaker 8 (01:01):
Yeah, you can.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Sleep for an extra thirty eight after the whole walk thing.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna wait till Menas gets here and then
we'll get the complete recap on the on the walk
and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
But yeah, Menace was attempting.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
If you remember to walk from the Disney studio lot
in Burbank, California, all the way thirty nine miles south
to the Disneyland Resort where we're going to have our
Disney California Adventure takeover later on this month.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I think a lot of people don't know what a
studio lot means. I means like that's where they do
all the production. Yeah, so like they'll animate things there
and wonder Brothers a lot the Fox, you know, like
people will come in for Universal Lot. Somebody will show
up and they'll do the you know, Paul Rudd might
come there to do the voiceover for Amy Ryan.

Speaker 9 (01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And they also filled the sound stages there, yep, like
Golden Girls, Hello thirty nine.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Miles pretty impressed all the way to Disneyland.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
So we told Menis he didn't have to get here
as early as the rest of us do, but he
will be joining us a little bit later on in
the program coming up for you today. On the show,
we got Morgan's Bush or Bear. That's always a fun game.
Morgan talking to these different chicks asking them some questions.
We have to try to guess. Are they rock and
wood floors or are they going full bush?

Speaker 8 (02:08):
That's the question.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Any hair at all.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Would be considered bush. Yeah, that's coming up. We got
some of the trending news headlines. Since Menace is not
here early enough, we will do our best to cover
the world of entertainment. I mean, I can't tell you
anything about reality shows like Menace might or like whoever
the latest YouTuber is, but we can we can come
up with something. But this soldier on the most important

(02:30):
thing is the birthdays and the porn on birthdays as
everybody knows. All right, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. What do you got
for us this morning? Gina Graham?

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Okay, I have a question. Somebody attempted to insult me
by saying the quaintest thing I've ever heard. And I
don't even know if you guys have even heard this
insult before or if you are even aware somebody called
me a goody two shoes.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, first of all, thing from that, oh, thank you? Well,
now you're not a goodye two shoes.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
I mean these days I'm more of a goodie too.
But like, so you've heard this before, Like, Sammy, have
you heard of like goody two shoes?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
You went, Wait, you hadn't heard that term at all? Yeah,
I haven't heard it the fanatic.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
I obviously I have. I haven't heard it in literal
decades and not somebody saying it like okay, goody two shoes?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Have you heard of lazy bones?

Speaker 10 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Exactly what year is this?

Speaker 9 (03:27):
So?

Speaker 8 (03:27):
I don't know. I've never felt so warm and fuzzy
after somebody attempted to insult and.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
This was intended as an insult it. It's the context
I was.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
I was doing something charitable and they were like, okay,
goody two shoes. Okay. It's the same person who also
referred to me once as a teacher's pet. What year
is this?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, that's still used teachers pets.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
So were you doing something that was obnoxiously charitable?

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Noel obnoxious? No, this was during the five is just
helping to get close together and stuff, and you know,
as you were so generous to donate, uh the money, yeah,
exactly after recouping expenses. So someone was like in my
in my comments, was like it's a new comment, by
the way, like how it's been a few months. Okay,

(04:17):
goody two shoes. And when I went back to college,
they're like, okay, teacher's pets, Like is this my grandmother?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Well, we like the word shenanigans.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
That's a whimsy. You know, maybe this is a good
insult for.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Me, you remember, Adam, But that's also sell drange yellow smoke.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
What do you do smoke? Just nippling chugging, rolled.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Against whims a whimsical, where the hell.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
A make up? Make sure they gets a good side?

Speaker 11 (05:07):
Good side, got some rules.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
This sounds like something that Greg would hate.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I love that Adam Man I had so many hits
that I loved, and this one's right up there. Because
if you don't drink him, you don't smoke, you're a
good two do.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
It has like that kind of oldies five, which I
normally don't like.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Shot Dank das black follow all, the girl goes no
to swallow, but you're not a goody two shoe.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I didn't think I was this song. I knew there
was another Adamant. This is kind of a crier. Wonderful. Remember,
I'll tell you how much I miss your sweet kiss.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Their name no, not yet, might need a hook?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Did that sell you? I didn't cry? Well, lied lad.

Speaker 12 (06:13):
It's very pretty.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Song called wonderful. I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
The song Sammy no hopefully like I don't.

Speaker 13 (06:27):
Know Adam An.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
You did I so you're a wonderful. He had to
be a big dude.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
This had to be a big wedding song.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yes, I don't.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
I don't know there's a wedding song.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh wrong, all right?

Speaker 6 (06:45):
General lived of ants very much alive.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Craig knows I would say he's sixty eight plus two seventy.
His current look is very Johnny Depp.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
He's got guyliner, his hairs obviously died black, you know,
various complicated hats and scars.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh wow, does look like john That song came out
in nineteen ninety five. Oh I like that.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Yeah, so that was the year I graduated high school.
So you remember I was paying attention to all the
stuff at that point.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I recently heard this random Michael Jackson fact that he
got his whole like military ish jackety sequin thing look
from adam Ant, and he called Adamant to tell him, Hey,
I'm kind of stealing that look, and adam Ant said,
that's not Michael Jackson calling. And then he finally had
like a bunch of people calling him and saying, Michael
Jackson's trying to call you. He took the call.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I would have thought that would be stolen from the Beatles, though,
exactly right, but apparently it was peppery.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
But which, by the way, Greg, I know you can't
wait for new biopics coming out, and they're doing one
for each Beatle, not until what twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Eighth though or something. Because he gots what we need.
You have four whole movies to make. It's gona take
a while. Wow, I thought you would like do one
release one? Do one release one? We need to know
more about George Harris. He has to give. You have
to have like all four done before you can release it.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Probably that's the thing I honestly miss, Like what about
them made then? Makes them so fascinating now to everybody?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Apparently that's what I've been wanting to know nothing.

Speaker 8 (08:20):
I think you got to make Hay while the sun shines,
while the while there the fans are still alive.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Boy, making Hay with the sun shines. So this the
sun has been has been been done.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Shining for eighty years eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven
more what you show next?

Speaker 14 (08:37):
Hang on Sitday next More Woody show giveaways happening this Saturday.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
What's up? Everybody has misused?

Speaker 14 (08:44):
Yes, Saturday April fifth, I'm gonna be at the Desert
Hills Premium Outlets in Capazon, California, right next to Morongo
Casino at the Polo Ralph Laurence store from noon to
two pm. That's this Saturday, April fifth, And later that
day I'm going to be at another location. Once I
get that information, I will post that as well on

(09:05):
social media. But put this down in your calendar this
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be there with a ton of Woody Show giveaways. In
the meantime, keep enjoining the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Show.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
All right, welcome back. Hey, it is the Woodie Show.
Wednesday morning, April the second. Now Menace is coming in
later this morning after that after the walk yesterday.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
It deserves But how interesting is this one of the
holidays days?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
National Walking Day?

Speaker 8 (09:39):
Oh perfect?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, we totally knew that. Oh yeah,
I who knew that? In advair, dude, I really wonder
how he's feeling today. It's probably gonna be what tomorrow,
It's gonna be the worst sets in well, I say, yeah,
it's thirty six to forty eight hours.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
When you talk about muscle soreness.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yeah, lactic as.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
World, We'll never know.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
I was watching I was watching some video where they
were it was what the NFL players go through after
game day leading up to the next game day, right,
and so one of the things was this guy was
getting like basically they say the lactic acid or whatever
pushed out of his calves.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
That's accurate.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
But well whatever it looks like, yeah, because like I
mean pushing down to like bone almost from you know,
on top of the calf.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's all the way down. Oh yeah, you know what
we need to do.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
We need to fill up a giant tub of ice
and be like menas you're sitting in that for the morning.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, very popular these days.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, today is International fact check Day. It's
International Children's Book Day. Dude, Judy Bloom and Beverly Cleary,
I read all those books.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah, that was my jam Ramona, Superfudge, superfudge.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
He jammed out on those Tales of a fourth grade
Tails of a fourth grade nothing that.

Speaker 14 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Did you watch the There was like a Judy Bloom movie.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
Got It's me Margaret.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah. But they also did a documentary.

Speaker 12 (11:02):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah they did.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah did you watch that?

Speaker 13 (11:05):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (11:05):
Did? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Are you there?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
God?

Speaker 11 (11:06):
Its great?

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Okay, So as somebody who read those books growing up,
what I like it?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Like if you read them now?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
You know, if I watched that movie now, because it
just came out like what a year or so ago?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Right, two ago?

Speaker 12 (11:18):
Not made for you.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
It's not made for me. But those books weren't made
for me. I'm thinking, is that the nostalgia factor?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Maybe?

Speaker 16 (11:23):
I don't think so for you, because it's like little
girls trying on bras. They're like twelve and in like
puberty kind of stuff, like creepy when you were also
an agent. Okay, but at this age it would be uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
Let me put it this way.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
That's too close to home.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
I watched it on a plane. You should not watch
it on a plane.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
It look like a per speaking of it. I was
just I didn't know what these books were about. So
was that as a young boy, you're like, oh, I
want to learn about how girls getting out?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Period? No, they were.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
It was one of those assigned books. Yeah, it made
you read them. Yeah, it was like right around what
fourth grade?

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Because kids, I read.

Speaker 12 (11:54):
Super Fudge in fourth grade in the class and it was.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
The best in the motorcycle.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah, I forgot about that one.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Ralph Judy Bloom's still Alive eighty seven, Yeah, sold more
than eighty million books.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Jude's so she's uh, she's become good friends with one
of our friends, Charlotte and the god from the from
the Breakfast Club, because that was another he was another
one we've that was one of the things that we
connected on very early on. He was talking about books.
He goes, hey, man, he goes, you read book? What
kind of books do you read? And I go, dude,
Beverly Clearly and Judy Bloom when I was a kid.
He's like, oh my god, word because his I guess

(12:28):
his mom was a librarian or something, and so he
got exposed all that stuff. But he read all those
books and he's had like this this idolization of so
he became friends with her over the years.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
So I thought it was pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Today's National di y Day, which I like the idea
of idea, like watching all those.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Shows, I trust other people better. And today is National
ferret Day. Hello white trash Nelly, It's smelly National Peanut
butter and Jelly Day.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Really can't do Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
Well, since since Menace is coming in later today, we
got to like scrounge together like some kind of entertainment report.
I don't have that much. I did see something yesterday.
Did you see anything about that in your in your
news collection? Gina about that ACME movie Actme and Wiley Coyote. Yes,
because I didn't know what I didn't know what that
was about. When when when they first I thought it

(13:21):
was just a feature length road runner.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Well it's live action. There's live action and cartoon like
Space Jam was.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
But and I never thought about it, you know, after
they shelved it too, because it looks like it was
never gonna see the light of day. But the premise
does sound funny because the coyote was always buying stuff
from ACME right to try to catch the road Runner,
and it would never work.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
So he's suing ACME. That's that's a funny premise. I
support that.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
John and Will Forte.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. I couldn't remember who was
in it. But okay, so it's into.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Yeah, they bought Ketchup Entertainment, so they're going to distribute
it and they're going to give it life. And not
just that one. There's three other Warner Brothers movies that
you know, because remember they took it as a tax
right off instead of releasing it, and so the other
two shelve movies were Batgirl and Scoob Holiday Hunt. So
those and Coyote versus ACME are are are going to

(14:22):
be released now, all.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Right, I mean I'll watch. I'm not gonna go to
the theater for it. Now.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
I know we have a kid, he'd want to he'd
want to go to the theater.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Although they just did like a big remodeling of the
big movie theater by my house. And it's sweet. Really
boys and stuff. You have to get you there. They
got that stuff. I mean I would, but I haven't yet.
I went.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
I went there and I saw it because they have
like a thing that my wife was part of her
you know, part time job that she's got, and we
went down there and got that.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
It's really cool.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
They have a big bar now, oh damn, which it's
not new for a lot of people in their theaters,
but it's new for ours. They do have the recliner
lounge of things Greg they have. They have one of
those like four is it four?

Speaker 8 (15:01):
D oh? Not a fan.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
We're like spray's water at you and it means to
move around.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
We saw Spider Man and I swear to god, I
felt like I had been in a car accident. I
probably love it well because it tips you forward and
then tries to like joss.

Speaker 16 (15:17):
You out of the seas It's like a two hour
long Disney ride exactly.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
It was crazy, so I'd probably love it then, Yeah,
I like that kind of stuff. Oh, speaking of old
timey cartoons and everything, who framed Roger Rabbit?

Speaker 14 (15:28):
Love?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Okay, Well, that's another example of one of those things
that they could not make that movie today. The director
Robert Tamchi right says that there was a good script
for a Roger Rabbit sequel at Disney, but they won't
make it because they don't want Jessica Rabbit in it.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Oh well, then who wants it?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
He also pointed out that Disney put Jessica in a
trench code rather than her trademark sexy red dress for
its Tune Town attraction at Disneyland. I don't like that, yeah,
because you can't have her shown off too much.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Fur Hey, I'm just remember when that movie we came
out and we thought, whoa crazy.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Humans and cartoons. I mean, it was cool. It was
at the time. It was incredible. Yeah. Now I haven't
watched it in decades years. Oh, I haven't seen it
since the theaters. Theaters? Would that hold up? I kind
of doubt it.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
I don't know. I mean, they made Town it's like clearly,
you know, it's legendary.

Speaker 16 (16:22):
Yeah, but it was big at the time, like, oh
my gosh, this is groundbreaking, and now when you watch it,
I mean, I don't remember being super impressed with it.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Oh you know what.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
You know what we watched the other day when we
were at my parents' house. They had Jurassic Park on.
Oh yeah, my daughter was watching Jurassic Park and that
one the first scene, the first Jurassic Park, where all
of a sudden, the camera pans and it's the big
open field and you see like the Bronosaurus and they're
all kind of like wondering.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah. I remember thinking how cool that looked, Like.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Oh my god, I think it holds up. Now you
look at it and you're like, oh really yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
The other ones and I'm still impressed.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Well, the other ones are new.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah, that's technology. Still impressed with the old one.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
When did the when did that first Durassic Park come out?
Ninety three? Probably was it that early ninety three?

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Wow, Sea Bass, SeaBASS, that was increasing a gold star.
That was gold star for Sea Bass. It's pretty cool.
Another sequel update here. Ice Cube has confirmed that a
Friday sequel is on the.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Way, another Friday, Another Friday.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
So this update follows his earlier comments where he said
he wasn't sure what was going on with Warner Brothers
at the time. Should the Next Friday movie actually come out, Uh,
it will release more than two decades since the last installment.
The last one in the series was Friday After Next
and that came out in two thousand and two.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Wow, Yeah, I've won. I won another one for so long?

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Yeah, I mean I love the original and I think
I did like the first what's there because there's.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Two sea Friday, Next Friday and Friday After Next?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Yeah, Next Friday. I liked Friday After Next not so much. Yeah,
but the originally o G Friday.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
What is this gonna be like three Fridays from now?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Third Friday. Yeah, it's a whole month of Friday, an
animated series to reach the gap.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
One more story, then we'll get into the birthdays. Will
Ferrell and John c Riley awesome together, you know, best
friends and junk the best friends up. Yeah, stepbrothers to me,
still the best. We were doing that when we did
that the Blind Rank game. But they were shaking bake
in a movie that Greg has never seen Talladega Nights.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Oh, I didn't know John c Riley was it? Yeah,
that would make me want to watch it more.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Yeah, yeah, and Will says there was only one time
that John made him break character. He told the story
at the Oscar Wild Awards, which honors Irish American artists,
and said that John got him during a scene where
his character is in a coma quote. John comes to
me to confess that he once posed for Playgirl under

(18:52):
the name of Mike Honcho. And yes he did spread
his butt cheeks and that was all improvised. I swear
you see me just hanging on for dear life.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Ye see.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Now that's another good friendship. The Will Ferrell John Ferans
in real life whatever they're not.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Didn't you have a whole big story on that. I
don't think it was them.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
It was was it Adam McKay, Yes, Yes, it was
Adam McKay is at the company.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, Will Ferrell and John c Riley is so cool.
That's awesome. Yeah, that's like the Rock and Kevin Hart, right,
your favorite.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
That is a beautiful friendship. Yeah, I love that eight
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Speaker 6 (19:34):
Think we did.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
Okay, Yeah, I think got through it.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
The entertainment sign for the birthdays show, We're gonna it's Shimo.
We're gonna sit like it's shi and you know we don't.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Do what bay Birthday's extra week today. Pedro Pascal has
a birthday though he is the Mandalorian literally everything the
Stars movies and TV.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Yeah, Joe and the Last of Us, your Fame of Thrones,
everybody loves.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
We get A good actor is narcost You're hot.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Pedro Pascal is fifty Christopher Maloney from Law and Order,
SPU and Orgized Crime and I also know him rock
and Bod from True Blood who was also in OZ.
He's sixty four. Michael Fastbender, Magneto and the X Men movies.
He's forty eight.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
These are not weak, but no, these are all give it.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Only got four and the last one is Hot VODs
Country Legend Emmy Lou Harris, Okay, I love, I love.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah, she's seventy eight.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Years old, Emmy Lou, Emmy Lou. I mean that's real country,
right right, I love her.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Your porno birthday today is Tommy King and yes it's
a birthday girl.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
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Speaker 8 (20:45):
Y o me.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yeah, she's been covered in more DNA than a hotel bedspread, Greg,
she's been in the suit not my hotels, two hundred
and twenty one fine films, including Tommy Drains the Pipes.
She was in Game of Throats, want to get it?
She got fertilized, also anal and oil loving lesbians.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Oh sweet, she really put her back into it. And
nympho in the window and who can forget her role
in her rumps?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
I'm sorry her.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Rumpus is scrumptious volume three. We're getting right, Rumpus is scrumptious,
volume three.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
What do he?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
I hate to correct you on the birthdays, but Today'sobby
Bones's birthday.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
To you, Yeah, bodies, the radio guy Bobby Tommy King
is thirty years old today, Bobby, you met your pornum
birthday your celebrity birthdays. And I don't consider radio people
to be celebrities. Yeah, he's he's just he shouldered his
way into like an American.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
He was on Dancing with the Stars, Thank You, and
he won, and he's so funny in the world.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I just I just don't consider radio people unless you're
Howard Stern. What about Seacrest More than radio.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
I still consider radio radio it's the bottom rung of entertainment.
We're below TikTokers right, exactly, absolutely, It's another new hour

(22:24):
in a sensitivity training freight politically correct world. Wednesday morning,
April the second, twenty twenty five. Yeah, hell yeah, a
little poison ye unskinn unskinny bomb. My name is whatody?
That is Greg Gory, Good morning. Menace is not in
yet And I told him, I said, dude, you don't

(22:45):
even have to come in tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
He's like, no, b.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
If you watched on the live stream of him walking
to Disneyland yesterday, it got worse after it was all done.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
It was concerning.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
People on the stream were like, so this is what
it sounds like to have sex.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
It's it's kind of what And I don't get to
hear it as much as you guys do on that
side of the room, But like, Menace makes noises all
the time, all the time, AND's no but it's those yeah,
you know, and if you listen closely you can hear it.
I never noticed it until Greg pointed out and see
that as pointed it out, because.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
We were like, how do you not hear that?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I'm like I just I don't know, maybe I've worked
with Menace for so long I've just kind of blocked out.
But I'm across the other side of the room here.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
But anyway, when I I decided to go down to
meet up with Menace f the last for the last
couple of miles of the of the walk, also to
check on them because we were all in our own
not just on the on the stream, but on the
like a text chat, and there was concern. My wife

(23:54):
was on another text chat which included MENACE's wife, Nacho,
and couple of other our friends and things like that,
so there was some concern.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Somebody said he looked gray, very gray. Yeah, but he
checked in at different times of the day.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
You could see the changes, but the color, Like when
I was there and standing right in front of him,
he looked normal, Like his coloring looked normal. It was
clear that he had been drinking you know, fluids. He
had some water, he had some some electrolytes and things
like that. He had plenty of snacks. People were bringing
stuff left and right.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
But the weird thing is, I mean I watched pretty
much the entire eighteen hours, and I think I saw
him eat twice.

Speaker 12 (24:34):
Yeah, he didn't go to the bathroom until like seven.

Speaker 11 (24:37):
Thirty at night.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
He finally he said, that was like what a lot
of the grunting was at first, because he had the
peace so bad. Oh and then he said he took
a mega long pah.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
But we were warning him that it would be like
dark brown because he's hydrated.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
So when it was all said and done and we
finally got through the gates of Disneyland, Menace had walked
over forty one miles damn in credible, and I took
a picture because I had him. I said, hey, man,
bring up. We figured out how to see his steps. Yeah,
oh good, all right, yesterday Menace walked a total should

(25:15):
we guess?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I'm going to say ninety thousand.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Okay, oh, I'll say one hundred and twelve thousand.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
I think more than that.

Speaker 11 (25:24):
I'll say one fifteen hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Ooh, one hundred and four thousand, two hundred and twenty
four steps. Wow, wow, yeah, God, that is awesome. Yeah.
I can't believe he did it. Yeah, I don't believe
he did it. I think he when he puts his
mind to something true, It's just he powers through like disassociating.
It done.

Speaker 16 (25:46):
And he was carrying so much with him too. It
wasn't even just him walking. He had all the cameras
and all stuff strapped to him.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah, and credit where credit is due. I mean that
was incredible. But I put this in the chat a
few times. I'm like, whoever this dude is walking with him?
Is no love?

Speaker 15 (26:01):
Like?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Was it the security guy the entire time? Entire time
he did the whole thing with him. The hut out
to that, Yeah, shout out to the to the guy. Wow,
good job the guy.

Speaker 15 (26:12):
We know.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
A lot of people that that is not fun.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
I didn't, but how racist is that just because he's black? Jeez, chan,
you know more than one black guy?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Thank you, thank you?

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Right.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
But anyway, got to Disney and walked through the gates
literally with ten minutes before the park closed, and I
thought to myself, how much would that have sucked? Oh yeah,
let's say there was some kind of slight delay, you know,
where he did stop maybe to eat or stop to
doce or whatever he would have had to do, and
he would have gotten.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
There and the sorry folks.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Have told you.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah, man, that would have sucked.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Yeah, your wife and I were talking about.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
That, like, so was it basically just in and then out?

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Well, so we uh we got into the park and
shout out to Disney. Disney was waiting with a wheelchair
and two churros, which he didn't have. But yeah, we
we put him in the wheelchair that they brought and
wheeled him down all the way to the end of

(27:19):
Main Street where it's in front of the castle. He
forced himself to uh to stand up in just enough
time to get the picture and then.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Crashed back down. Oh no, I take that back. He
walked down Main Street, he did.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
Yeah, he walked picture in front of the castle with
the mickey and the well.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, so he he he walked down Main Street,
did the picture, had me take the picture real quick,
and then that's when the wheelchair came up. And that
was the first time he had sat all day.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
And the sound he.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Made was my god, because they said his feet were burning.
Then his wife was calling and saying, hey, don't let
him because he was staying at a hotel. Yeah, I
offered to give him a ride back to his house.
Board offered to let him stay at his place last night.
And then coming with him, but he decided just to

(28:15):
get his own hotel room, which is where he's at now.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Good good. I'm not even gonna bother him. If he
comes in, he comes in. If he doesn't make it in,
he doesn't make it in. Yeah, but he did it.
He did it. And then his wife's make sure he eats.
So we did that. We wheeled him back to the
Grand California.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Did he actually eat hotel?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, because their little restaurant off the lobby was open,
wheeled him through the lobby.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Guys, he's going I was going to ask how long
did it take for him to kind of get his
normal breath back?

Speaker 9 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (28:44):
He did?

Speaker 16 (28:45):
You even see him get it backed?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
His breath was fine, but it was there was just
a lot of like grunting and moaning yea and all
the way through everything. So, you know, pushing him through
downtown Disney back to the hotel, through the hotel at
the restaurant, I said, dude, people are gonna think there's
some kind of special needs guy because he's in this
wheelchair and he's like but he's loud, right, so yeah,
and people don't want to make a scene, like they're

(29:09):
all looking we could tell them because I notice now,
so shout out to all the people who are caregivers,
because I'm like, I see that looks that you get
now because people just want to see, Oh my god,
what's going on.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
You should have been holding a little sign. Yeah, I
just walked forty miles.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, I know. I would want the world to know.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
I think he got some news shout outs. I think LA.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
ABC seven, I know, mentioned something about it.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Yeah, which they should.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
I mean, this was a big deal, noteworthy one.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
The one thing that I was concerned about when we
got to the table at the restaurant is he wants
to go yawn and he did that stretch that he does,
but he's he's shaking like somewhat violently.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Oh my god, you know, yeah, his muscles.

Speaker 12 (29:52):
Anyone check it. He's in a hotel room alone.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I not sactise different hotel.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I asked a thousand times, can a nurse meet him
there and check his vitals?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
And there was somebody available. They didn't know, no blood.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Pressure, No one checked him.

Speaker 12 (30:08):
I thought someone did check him.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
He had it set up. But you know how they'll
show up at a at an accident seeing and people.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
You know, no I'm good.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Don't let it. He's not allowed to make that call.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
But he you know what he looked. He looked fine.
He was drinking.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
He ordered when he sat down, he ordered a water,
a diet coke, an apple juice, and an orange juice,
and took them all down like one after the other,
and they.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Just kept bringing stuff. Apple juice ran. So anyway it happened.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
He'll come at some point again. Congratulations to Menace. And
also super cool, super cool of all the people that
were driving by, who were meeting up along the way,
like they would see Menace and then they pull up
a little bit into a parking lot somewhere and then
just wait on the sidewalk as he'd walk by, just
to say hi or grab a picture. And it was

(31:00):
super cool bringing them stuff, bringing them unity, all that
kind of stuff. So there's just a ton of what
you show listeners. I know, we sit here sometimes and
I know it sounds silly, but it's it's a thought
that that radio people have, is that we're sitting here
because all we see is each other, and you think,
like maybe nobody's listening, I know, you know, or maybe
it's not a lot of people that listen, dude.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
It felt like just for the whatever it was a
couple of three on whoever it was down there, it
felt like everybody listened, you know, like everybody was this
was like everybody was following along and wanted the part
of it was cool. It was oddly emotional, and that
the people were so incredibly nice. It was uplifting. It

(31:41):
was fun.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, and I wasn't planning to go down there. I
just figured, like, you know, I didn't want him to
get there, and I figured, like, you know what, somebody
else from the show should.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Probably when you when I saw you pop up, well
you you kind of gave us a little advanced warning
that you were gonna head down there. Yeah. I regretted
not going with you. Really absolutely.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
How many people are like, Okay, where's Greg.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
I'm like, I thought, I watch it, like I thought,
he is such a good guy. If we're such dicks for.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
No, I just felt like, you know, somebody else from
the show should have you know, that's that's a big things.
Plus miles he walked real his idea. He insisted on
doing it. He's been cho Yeah, totally his choice.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Yeah, everyone's like employee of the decade, I'm like, sure,
but nobody made him do that.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
But it was a it was a it was a
fun day. I'm sure a little less fun for Menace.
But in hindsight, it's going to be I think something
that he's gonna be like, dude, I did that. I wonder, Oh,
I wonder if you ever do it again. No, I
don't think.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
You don't think if somebody asked him, I think he's good. Yeah,
if I'm remembering correctly, I believe he said he was
never going to do that.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
That's a one time thing. And his energy level toward
people he was talking to and like fans never changed. Yeah,
he had with mile one or mile thirty nine.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
I try to just stay quiet because, like you could tell,
like it was everything he had just to keep going
because I tried to get there when I when I
arrived and talked to him, Yeah, I said, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
All right, cool. So I just kind of just kept
an eye on him, made sure he didn't fall in
the street or like run.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
A little interference because he was anymore.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
I was a little but every every car that would
go by was honking.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
He's like, we are here in the building.

Speaker 16 (33:24):
But he did pick up so much energy when he
thought he saw the w S S h Q the
w S S and they were like, no, that's working.

Speaker 12 (33:33):
And he's like, oh man, I don't know what's going
on anymore.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Kind of delirious feet. Lauren out to Lauren the security guy.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
And now we have a new project for Will they
take it back for Sea Bass?

Speaker 7 (33:52):
We do, but I kind of had an idea. This
is such a big moment in the history of the show.
I think, what we as we take one of those
shoes and we put it like a kind of like
in a glass case. Oh yeah, vision, Yeah, it's like
how they do with this is a winning Super Bowl
jersey for Tom Brady or like whoever.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
You don't want to get rid of them, No, you're yeah,
you don't just give that away.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Gina wants to just throw them away because.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Wanting to see if anyone would take those Hokas back.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
The shoes were in really good shape.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
That's incredible.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Yeah, they still look new enough. I think they would
take them back. Okay, where you're at, But in Menaeso
it pains them to admit it because they're so ugly.
He said, they need better styling. But as far as
what they're there for. It's their mission, their purpose. Did
a really good job.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Awesome.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Yeah, So I left, h I left Menace and our
other friends who are going to take them back to
the hotel after they finished eating at the restaurant. It
was a good solid hour for me to get back
and so by the time by the time I got home,
it was midnight. Oh god, and my alarm goes off
at one point fifteen. So I said f it, and
I just changed my clothes, you know, And I wraw

(35:00):
since the time I left the house, wearing pretty much
what I was wearing yesterday. But it's a different shirt.
Oh sure, No, I'm saying I have the same I
just grabbed the next shirt because you don't have like
five Steve jobs.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah, five of everything and just not even thinking just
so you're still on the same day. Yes, that was
also weird. So weird.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yeah, because I got home from the Menace thing, just
turned right around and started my next day.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
That's crazy with that.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
And I didn't sit, you know, I just got right
in my car and headed down here to uh to
get everything going for for this morning.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Between us staying up late watching the stream you doing
that and hearing all this, I'm starting to see that we,
not Menace, are the real heroes slash victims, right yeah,
and we walk yeah yeah, we're there the whole time.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Right. So our friend was, what do you need?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
And he's like, I need underwear and they need socks
and he needed to change it clothes, Like, well, he
didn't usually he's pretty good about thinking a head on
that stuff. But she went to one of the Disney
gift shops and got him like all this, like yeah, yeah,
so that when he does.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Show up today, if he shows up to you, that's
what he's wearing.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
They have underwear there.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
I think she bought him a bathing suit because he
didn't have underwear, so you could just wear the bathing suit.
It's but you know, it looks like Menace on vacation metalsuah,
like very much in the style of that. They got
Mickey and stuff on it. So oh that's awesome anyway,
but I'm impressed with him. Ously Yeah all right, well,
congratulations to Menace. He walked all the way from the
Disney studio lot in Burbank, California, the forty plus miles

(36:42):
to Disneyland the gates of Disneyland and into Disneyland and
down main Street to the castle. Incredible in what how
many hours was that? Fifteen hours? And Greg, you were
the closest, right because it was I said ten. It
was just a few minutes before ten.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
Yeah, yeah, I think we're about ten, yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Because I I'd guess nine thirty, but we are past that.
So closet without going over was Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah, where to go? It was an amazing day. D
D D U I q LBJ was what president's initials? Menace?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Leonard Beatrice Jacobs.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
The Lyndon B. Johnson Is that ringing bill?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Nowadays, but I was drawing on blank Yeah, yeah, Leonard Jacobson.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
We're gonna look at the trending news headlines here in
a second. Actually, I'm gonna need some different music.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Bringing our next guest. Oh yeah, not even a guest.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
The man, the myth now legend, the guy who you
will someday tell your grandchildren there's this guy.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
And he walked.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
From the Disney lot in Burbank to the gates and
down main stream of Disneyland.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
La gentlemen, it's menace. Oh my god, how you feeling.

Speaker 17 (38:20):
Hurdydy Yeah, so like, yeah, if you had to top three,
top three areas of discomfort, you said yesterday your lower
back was actually the number one.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Oh yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, which is actually I just got of like ten
minutes ago, and it's fine now. It's just my left
leg leg, oh god.

Speaker 18 (38:46):
I can't. I barely stand and that oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
And then I was like limping last night and like
walking uh so slow trying to get to my hotel room.

Speaker 18 (39:01):
And some teenage girls were laughing at me.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
What the heck?

Speaker 18 (39:07):
Man, I'm like, you don't know me, you don't know
what I just did.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well man, so when I left you, uh,
when I left you, I told everybody how you ordered
the water, the orange juice, the apple juice, and the
dye coke.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Was there any kind of rhyme or reason? Did you
read something about that? I thought it was kind of
an odd combination, might make you feel sick.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
No, I just wanted it just craving just round the world.

Speaker 18 (39:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my medicine.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Oh yeah, man, dude, he sounds okay, he sounds like
half bad definitely, yeah, sound like half big.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah. And by the way.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Uh, you know who showed up for the last part
of the walk, like the last literally probably two hundred
yards of the walk.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Half Bake's brother. Oh, yes, yeah, I call because you
it's a totally normal dude, no banks.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
And then we're walking through as I'm pushing Menace on
through the wheelchair back through uh into the California Grand
California Hotel, We're passing some of the security guards, you
know where the screening stuff.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Do I know you like pointing at Menace? It's dumbass
Tyler's brother everybody.

Speaker 18 (40:27):
Yeah, brother's day.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
Were you surprised to see what he?

Speaker 18 (40:34):
Yeah? Like, I don't know, Like at that point, I
was just like so.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Out of it.

Speaker 18 (40:40):
I'm like, I don't even know what's I don't even
know what's happening right now.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
It was a fever dream, wasn't even there hallucination? Yeah,
all right, So what's what's the what's the plan?

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Man? Like?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Are you gonna like, did you shower?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
That's one thing I wanted to shower so bad, but
I couldn't even stand I was gonna say that requires yeah, yeah,
I would.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Have, like I can take it all over, take a
tubby shower. Stool.

Speaker 18 (41:08):
There's no bath in the room.

Speaker 12 (41:09):
I then, but and there's no one to help them
get out of the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah, what's you just like, uh wants just sleep it off?

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Yeah, like I don't don't. Yeah, you don't, you don't
need I don't know if you were calling to tell
me that you're not making it in. It's totally fine.
I told you that yesterday.

Speaker 18 (41:27):
Oh I'm gonna take a shower and let me see
how I feel.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
Yeah, but we're very proud of you, many.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Impressed.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
You're not you weren't glued to the live stream the
whole time, but we were just such a community there,
so much love. Everybody loves you. Everybody is so deeply impressed.

Speaker 18 (41:47):
Yeah, and just like all the people that we saw
out on the street is like wow, like people listen
to this show.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
That's what I was telling everybody. Would you have consider
doing that again?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (42:05):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (42:07):
Maybe maybe it was like a start and destination. Maybe
that was really into maybe.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
What would you reckon? Would you recommend it to anybody?
But I told everybody what your total steps were yesterday.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Uh yeah, yeah, so I.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Recommend it, Like, you know, if you into that kind
of stuff. But you know, I just went in straight dry.
I didn't no preparation nothing.

Speaker 12 (42:34):
How is the chasing situation?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh yeah, how's your bag?

Speaker 14 (42:39):
The bags?

Speaker 18 (42:40):
Everything was cool, but I think like my booty cheeks
are a little bit chage.

Speaker 14 (42:44):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
But other than that, I'm Gucci.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
You didn't wear down there? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:51):
No, he had like these uh fanatics. It looks like fanatics,
uh like kind of like yeah jo jopp pants.

Speaker 18 (43:00):
No, No, that's sabletics.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Yeah, fabletic the name, okay, fabletics aletics.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I love athletics, all right. I told everybody you were
you approved the shoes, like.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
They worked out, even though you were disappointed in this,
you know, you were disappointed in the style you said there.
But as far as like the job that they were
there to do, they did the job well. And people
knew what they were talking about online.

Speaker 18 (43:24):
I can't hate man. Yeah, they were they were legit.
They were legit, all right.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Well, Menace walked.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
He made it forty plus miles in one day, leaving
at three am and then arriving at Disneyland walking forty
plus miles, arriving just before part close to ten pm.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Last night, and very inspirational and uplifting. You did it,
Greg City kind of got weepy. I I kind of
got emotional. It was really it was really great. I
was very impressed. I was so happy for you, and
and I regretted not kind of going with you like
it was so inspirational. Then that's why I wanted to

(44:05):
know if you would do it again, because I would
do it with you.

Speaker 18 (44:10):
Are you serious? Serious exercise?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
But walking is basically the only exercise I do.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
But anyway, all right, yeah, well uh men, it's just
hang tighter ticket, Just take ticket easy, sleep down and
see if you can bathe yourself, you know, be careful,
don't fall, and then yeah, and then you know, you
can come in tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
All right, if you know what's going on. I remember this, alright,
he sounds like remember those clips of Verne Troyer.

Speaker 18 (44:44):
All right, sorry for all the grunting on the live stream.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Don't be sorry. It was only like three hours of gritting.

Speaker 12 (44:56):
You didn't turn anyone away, Yeah, yeah, all right, all right,
go back to sleep.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
All right, all right, there he is the Olympian, the
Olympian hero. Yeah, menace, nice nice work. Forty plus miles.
It is that I can't believe he did it.

Speaker 11 (45:14):
Incredible.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break more what
he showed next, Hang on, kick your feet up on
the dashboard. Back in a few The Woody Show, The
Woody Show. All right, Well, this is a great news
for a good friend of the show, Kevin Smith.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Uh huh oh yeah, Silent Bob of James, Silent Bob actor, director, writer, podcaster,
movie theater owner. He does it all really, but now
that it's been rescued from Weinstein, rembry.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Harvey Weinstein had the rights to Dogma. Yeah, you've been
trying for years. Yeah, you got it back.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Because that's the one movie that people keep saying, hey, man,
like how can we see Dogma because it's not on
any streaming. It's like because Harvey Weinstein had the rights
to it and Kevin couldn't get it.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
He'd been offering all this money and different things over
the years.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
He doesn't have what Weinstein wants, right, young underage strange allegedly.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Right, I mean allegedly.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
This the legend anymore.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
But anyway, Dogma is returning to theaters on June fifth, honestly,
and it's been remastered in four K Kevin is hosting
a premiere at the Grove in Los Angeles on Easter
Sunday night, which I mean for that movie, you know,
I mean the Catholic.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
Church was not happy about that movie when it came out.
There were a lot of protests. But yeah, Easter Sunday
is on four to twenty, so it's also perfect for
all the old Kevin.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
He doesn't smoke weed anymore. Yeah, he gave that up.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
Yeah, So host hosting the Dogma premiere at the Grove
in La Easter Sunday, and then from there he's taking
the show on the road, like he's doing with a
lot of his movies. At this point, he'll be in
San Diego, Dalla Us, Philadelphia, Kansas City, Atlanta, New York City, Boston,
a handful more. You can get more information about that
on his website. But then I'm assuming at that point

(47:09):
it'll go on all the streaming services and you But
to watch dog a great.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
Movie, Yes, it is a great movie.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Atlantis is in that right, Oh yeah, that's your what?
No should we spoil it for?

Speaker 14 (47:20):
No?

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Are you going to watch it?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
At this this teller to tell her what the character?

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Well, because people are going to text over anyway, you're
gonna say, no, she doesn't look at the text.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Oh, you don't look at the text.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
I'm not looking at it right now now, Okay, sometimes.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I do because it plays an important role. Yeah, yeah,
very important, like the most important. So does Ben Affleck
and Matt Daymon also true, right when they were hot,
George Carlin young and hot.

Speaker 12 (47:42):
I'm sorry, when did this movie come out?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Ninety nine? Was it that late? Yeah? I thought maybe
like ninety yeah, twelve, ninety nine, twenty nine, Oh wow,
big anniversary. Just have the twenty fifth anniversary.

Speaker 12 (47:56):
We'll have to watch it now that I can.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah, I know, you would have to. Don't spoil it
for me exactly. She would have to go get it
on DVD. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Anyway, congratulated. I know this is a big deal for Kevin.
He's been working on this for for a long time.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
So yeah, and Sammy got to watch I think eight.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Seven seven forty four what he set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven right back. If
you're just tuning in, Menace did make it to Disney
If you weren't watching the stream last night, Menace made
it all the way to Disneyland. From Burbank walked the
forty plus miles. Well, he checked in with us earlier
in this hour kind of.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
He's still technically alive.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Yeah, I mean he just he called in. Yeah, he
was planning to be here by now. Nah, but I hope.
I I told him last night, hey man, just take
the day off. Yeah, you know, take it easy. Yeah,
you don't need to come in tomorrow. We got this.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
I think there's some weird Does he have a streak
of some kind going where he hasn't missed a day
or maybe that was it pretty much. I don't know,
but he said, like, oh, I got meetings today. I've
got dentist appointment. Maybe change that, Yeah, something that can't wait, Yeah, postponing. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can text us
over to two to nine eight seven The Woody Show.

(49:16):
Welcome Wednesday morning. It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
I'm Woodie. That's great, Gory would Gina grad is here.
There's Morgan.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
We'n turn that mic out me yeah, unces.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Mic position over.

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Oh yeah, the legend.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Yeah, there's a sea bass, there's Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. How
about around of a bush or bear? I'm about to
have it do it? Yeah, So where'd you.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Go for this round? Where do you Where'd you find
these people?

Speaker 16 (49:50):
So?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
I tried to take Menace as an inspiration, right, you
know how he did the first impression thing and he
went to like a bus stop or a chicken joint stuff.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Yeah, inspiring.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Right, I'm like, that's where I'll find characters. Tried that
big fail. Really, I don't know if I was in
the wrong part of town or what. So then I
was like, where else would Minnesco the mall? Yeah, I'm like,
who still goes to the mall? And then I went
to talk to some nice women at the mall.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Very few though, very very Let's say the type of
ladies at bus stops are old, Yeah, that's the ladies
at malls are young.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
Yeah, Well where would you have gone Sea Bass porn Convention.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I wouldn't say that, you know that weekly porn convention.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
I wouldn't say that all the women at the at
the mall are young. There are still mall walkers. Well, yeah,
I was at the mall last weekend and.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
It was packed, really I went on a weekday, so
that's probably not. But I found it weird. There was
like not many middle aged women. It was either really
old women or really young.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Because everybody else is working.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Probably all right.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
So this is Morgan talking to ladies at the mall,
asking them some questions to get to know a little
bit about them, and based on their answers, we have
to try.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
To guess are they bush or bear?

Speaker 11 (51:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Okay, so and again for this game. The purpose of
this game. Bear is wood floors. Bush is any kind
of hair whatsoever that could be, like, whether it's trimmed
or landing strip. Yeah, just trimmed down or whatever. So
it's either completely bald or hair of any kind, Bush
or bear. And who is this first person?

Speaker 11 (51:23):
Oh god, I should have written her name down. What's
her name in there?

Speaker 15 (51:25):
That?

Speaker 11 (51:26):
Emily?

Speaker 15 (51:27):
I think?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Emily?

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Oh nice?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
All right, here's Emily.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
What's her name? Emily? Emily?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I'm here at the mall with you. Are you here
for a specific reason? Are you just coming to hang out?

Speaker 11 (51:37):
I'm just here to hang out? You do that often?

Speaker 12 (51:40):
Yes, of course I work in the mall, so you
do retail?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (51:43):
What's your dream job? I want to be a dentist.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I just love teeth and I want to help people
who didn't grow up with oral hygiene, like people teaching
them how to do it.

Speaker 11 (51:52):
What's your favorite food? Sushi? Are you single? Take in dating, married,
et cetera. I'm single. Are you on any dating apps?
I was for like a week, but then I deleted
it only a week. What's the weirdest message you got
on there?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Probably just like hello, So, how do you expect to
find someone now that you're not on the dating app?

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Naturally? Hopefully? Are you bush or bear in the southern region?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Okay, so really hit her with it. Uh, she sounds
like a natural girl. I'm going I'm going bush on
this one. Not in a relationship? Very She sounds young
and naive, but also not in a relationship.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Is it not true? Ladies? If you're if you're not
with somebody, you're not shaving your legs or your armpits
as much dating app?

Speaker 11 (52:36):
Yeah, unless you're going out a lot.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Right.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
If she's still hooking up with people all the time
and she just to stay fresh.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
She didn't sound like it sounds like a door and
for her age, let's say i'd probably clock her like
twenty two, twenty three, like a young twenties.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
She had a raspy bushboy. I got that, Greg, I
got that too, by a little a raspy bush voice.

Speaker 11 (52:59):
I have a bush.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
No, no, not at all. There's Rasby Bush, there's Rasby
bar lady. Yeah, the different. This was a little bit
on the rasp beside. Okay, all right, so I'm saying
I'm saying bush, You're saying bush.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
I'm saying bush, Ginigratt bush Bush bear bear Sea bass
Bush it up.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
I find out Emily Bush or bear?

Speaker 11 (53:21):
Are you busher bear in the southern region?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I am there.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
I work at a lingerie store, so okay, but okay,
even if you work at a larger rae store.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Stuff.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
But she gets a discount, so she's buying a lot
of it.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, well I did ask her. I cut the part
out so I didn't sound like a creek. But I
was like, do you see a lot of bush and
lingerie stores?

Speaker 5 (53:44):
And she was like, no, no, that way. It sounds
like she brought it up right.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I know that.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Guys, Good job.

Speaker 8 (53:52):
Drank and bite that girl.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
You do work at a lingerie store? Are you seeing
any nakedness?

Speaker 11 (53:58):
That's what I thought maybe you'd see booby. Yeah, but
you wouldn't see would you?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Would you change? But don't they make you wear make
you wear a liner. If you try on bottoms, right, well.

Speaker 19 (54:10):
There is a liner in them, they give you a diaper, right,
I had no idea.

Speaker 11 (54:15):
To keep your pants, so all the wait.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
So if I went to a victorious secret right as
a chick, and I'm going there to buy underwear, every
pair of underwear that I'm buying has like a like
a sticker a line.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
Not every pair, not the ones that are in the bins, right, yeah,
but yeah, a lot of them do. When you would
keep your underwear.

Speaker 11 (54:34):
On, what about have a liner?

Speaker 5 (54:36):
You can try them on?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (54:37):
Yes, and then now you're not allowed No, I mean
it's gotta be.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Weird, like like, I know, there's no work.

Speaker 12 (54:45):
It's like trying on a shirt when it comes to bras,
I know, but a.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
Shirt is not like I mean, I guess maybe for
a guy like me touching your bod get.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
I get what you're saying. I've never tried on an
official bra, but you're right, I mean you would touch it.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
You've never tried a broad a store, But don't you
can and walk out.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Don't your cans get like real sweaty? Just in general,
so you're like, no, why all the time I thought
like the under boob sweat thing was it was?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
It was it?

Speaker 16 (55:11):
No.

Speaker 19 (55:12):
I mean, if you're working some summers, but if you
work at a lingerie store, not just seeing boobs and
naked everybody worked there.

Speaker 11 (55:25):
The wrong question? What do you think about it?

Speaker 12 (55:27):
Some people are very liberal.

Speaker 16 (55:29):
You'd be surprised when you're working in a store like that,
how many people will be like, can you what do
you think?

Speaker 12 (55:34):
Can you come here?

Speaker 16 (55:34):
Because they're just that type of person. And when you're
working in a store like that, you're over time. You're
gonna see enough and a lot of them.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Don't bother shutting at the door.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Nice? All right? This is Morgan's round a Bush or Bear.
She's at the mall. She's talking to different people. Who
is this? Next person?

Speaker 11 (55:51):
This Ismettajametta? All right, here we go down Blue? Are
you bush?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Or all right? Hold on? Hold on, here we go?

Speaker 11 (55:58):
What's your name? Why are you at the mall? Right now?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Bankrupt stores? I like their prices. It's like forever twenty one.
I used to work there, and I see all my
ex employees there and they're basically getting fired. But I'm
enjoying the sales right now. I'm seeing things forty percent.
Some things aren't even on sale. I didn't really find
the best stuff, but it's okay.

Speaker 11 (56:17):
What do you do now?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You still work in retail? I do roadblock shoots, so
I work with helping them do like ads. I work
with this one company that I won't name out loud,
but I'm an artist and I work with all kinds
of media, like all kinds of like work like paintings,
traditional digital, such and such. So basically it was kind
of the perfect job for me. It's like online, it's

(56:40):
I get to work from home, and yeah, that's it.

Speaker 11 (56:42):
What's your favorite fast food joint?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Ooh, probably just be like almost any taco street, like
on the corner. Not any more chains. I feel like
they're too much nowadays. It's too overrated.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
Are you single? Dating anyone married? What's the deal?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Dating for four years and I gave him a limit
of five years, and he was the first one to
say I love you. And I've never had an argument
with him, so I think it's like perfect now. Almost
every day he does didn't forget to remind me how
much he loves me and all that down blue?

Speaker 11 (57:11):
Are you bush or bear.

Speaker 15 (57:15):
You?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
I saw I saw a meme yesterday or the day before.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
It's like, oh, the modern man, And it was like
you'd seen a romance movie or romance scene of a
movie where the guy has his back up against the
fridge and he's got his legs wrapped around the woman
as she's kissing, Like yeah, yuck, yuck.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
All right, hmmm.

Speaker 11 (57:41):
Also, sorry, my mic sounds so bad.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
That's right over module, That's fine, fine, so art like artistic? Yeah,
I didn't quoditor. So does she paint roadblocks? So she
takes photos inside of her No? I think she's doing.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
I think she's doing like some type of like digital
art for rob or for advertisements that are within roblox.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah, yeah, career.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
Well she was at them all on a weekday.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
All right, what do you think, Greg? I'm getting the
sense that she's bear because her man loves her so
much and she wants to please him.

Speaker 12 (58:17):
See I was going the opposite. I think because he's
so in love with her that she doesn't having to
do anything.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
She's like, oh whatever, and it's been four years.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, I think she still tries.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
I say she's done trying.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
The one thing I'm trying to figure out is the
taco thing, Like she's trying to be cool and like,
you know, out on these streets, I just go to
like the local spot, you know, I want to put
my community.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
You have that also tracks for like the the artsy types,
right ry it does. That's why it's confusing. I'm gonna
go I'm going I'm going Bear.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
I'm going Bush, Bear Bush, So guys, bear girls Bush?

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Yeah, okay, butch or bear and Matta here we go.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 11 (59:01):
Bush or bear? What does that mean?

Speaker 16 (59:05):
Like?

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Are you do you shave?

Speaker 15 (59:06):
Blow?

Speaker 11 (59:06):
Do you got a bush? I have a coworker she
does stencils. So here's my thing.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I'm very much like afraid of germs and like I'm
very hygienic. So as much as I think bushes would
be like pretty pretty like people, I could not do that,
not for the hygienic reasons.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yes, nice bear, because she wants to clean canvas. Can
you mind which one of your coworkers does like pube stencils?

Speaker 11 (59:33):
Morgan? Oh, I mean I don't. What's her name?

Speaker 10 (59:36):
Again.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Oh, we work with this person.

Speaker 11 (59:38):
We know a girl who does like I don't know
anybody Christmas Trees.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Is that why threw her hands up in the air.
You're just that, okay, because as it played hands up
time that.

Speaker 12 (59:53):
I showed everybody here in my private part.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
No you didn't.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
But we're talking about stencils, and you seem to know
a lot of bout Yeah, it's really weirds.

Speaker 12 (01:00:02):
Are so strange. Your obsession with the steps.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
Coming out?

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Where do you where those Michaels. It's definitely not like
lightning does. Van of White makes stencils too, in.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Addition to just a good yarn, just a good yarn,
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Busher bear, this is a person number three, woman number
three at the mall. Who is this?

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
She told me her name is China.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Okay, China.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
What's your name? My name is China? China? Are you
from China?

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
What do you do for a living? I am a teacher.
Is that what you want to do forever? What's your
dream job?

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
I mean, yeah, it's a job that my parents always did,
so I just wanted to follow in their footsteps.

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
Do you still live with your parents?

Speaker 16 (01:00:54):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Thank goodness, are you married, single dating. I'm currently single,
but right now I'm kind of just like going with
the flow and seeing what happens like at the clubs
and bars and stuff, and I don't know, I'm taking
it one step at a time.

Speaker 11 (01:01:10):
Craziest thing that's ever happened to you at the club
or out at a bar.

Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
Some guy got mad at me because I wanted to
go get pizza after going to the bar. He just
wanted to take me back home and got all upset
and like left me and ghosted me. And I went
and got pizza anyways, because that's.

Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
You know priority. Do you want kids in the future, No.

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
Because I work with kids, So all right, you know
I have I have enough already on my plate to
worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:41):
And last question for you down below, are you bush
or bear?

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Oh? Club chick?

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
Semi inappropriate question always is she a heavy set gal?

Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
How dare you Gina?

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
I'm just asking, yeah, okay, yeah, I kind of just
heard it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Okay, so she was over sex before that, before that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Itsmarking to ask that it has nothing to do with that.
I just I could hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Yeah, you just got says that she's a fatty.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
Yeah, she's a heavier goal.

Speaker 16 (01:02:12):
Okay, and how does that sway your I'm trying to
figure out how that I'm trying to Yeah, I was asking,
you know what that means.

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
To Yeah, now I'm factoring that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:20):
Okay, I can't get some things easily.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Yeah, that leads to more bush. That's bush heavy. Yeah,
it's bush forward.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
I'm not saying full bush, but like, okay, so it's
like regular you know, like those little skinny club chicks.
I was gonna say bear, but like the the bigger
club chicks. I would say more like a landing strip
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
So it's not completely just like disheveled, right, Okay, it's
not Caddy wampus.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
It's not caddy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
All right, So I'm gonna go you know, I'm gonna
go Bush. You're going Bush greg gory thoughts.

Speaker 10 (01:02:51):
I'm thinking Bear Bear Yeah, because it's the club in
the streets. Yeah all right, Sammy Bear, You're right on
that club thing. But I think teacher plus oh Genus
loves fat people apparently.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
I mean, I'm fine with it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
So that's that's Bush for me. Okay, all right, China
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 11 (01:03:10):
Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?

Speaker 17 (01:03:12):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
My gosh, I'm probably Bush.

Speaker 9 (01:03:18):
Probably yeah Bush mm hmmm, I don't know. I kind
of like it rugged down there, like you never know
what could happen, Like I don't care, just you know,
do what you gotta do.

Speaker 11 (01:03:30):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Yeah, nice, like rock, I can alter.

Speaker 11 (01:03:35):
Just do what you want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
It's like being it's like being right, that's all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I'm sorry. I like Wing.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
I like her mindset there though, because she's like, you
know what, You're going to take what you can get here, you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Go and she knows because like, is a guy going
to call that a deal breaker? Even if it's full
full bush like old school seventies bush, Is that a
deal breaker?

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
That's the question for no.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
But like I'm saying, like, okay, let's take the club situation, right, Yeah,
Let's say she didn't want to go to pizza first,
she just was ready to go back to your place.
And you get there, pants come off, lights go out
because it's a bush eclipse, right?

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Are you calling that a night and go? Are you
pushing through?

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I think are we talking about men? Most men will
stay and play exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:04:19):
Doesn't mean there's going to be another call, It doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
But anyway, at the point that you're home with You're
willing to do her a girl her size, You're willing
to do anything.

Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
Make it clear she's not morbidly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
She was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
I don't have a problem with it. Gina is the
one that has a problem. Is it has a problem.
The problem. I'm just observing that the ladies are talking.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
I'm just making it my own observation.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Until you played Bush or Berry guy, I will thank
you Morgan, thank you ladies of the mall for a
quick break.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
More when he shows next, hangou with a little extra effort,
I think she'll be right back fast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
The Woodies ship.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
What about the trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
Some very sad news. Iconic actor Val Kilmer, known for
his roles in Top Gun, Batman, Forever the Door Is
So Many, he has passed away at sixty five years
old from pneumonia. His daughter Mercedes confirmed the news. Kilmer
battled throat cancer, which most people knew twenty fourteen. Really
tough stuff. He had died well, no, you had treatments
that messed up his voice. But you know he made

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the big, great return in acting in Top Gun Maverick,
which I shed a couple of tears when I saw
him in that That was twenty twenty two. Despite health
struggles and a reputation for being intense on set, he
did reflect on his life with a lot of gratitude
in that twenty twenty one documentary Do you guys see it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Valve did?

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
It was Okayun was a part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Yeah, he is great.

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
He survived by his two kids, Jack and Mercedes both
worked on projects with him. And I mean he was
my first real crush, like as a kid ice and
what role top secret, secret and top gun. Yeah, there's
nothing finer than.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
So funny familiar with it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
It was kind of like almost like a naked gun
style airplane like yeah, yeah, a lot of puns like
like it would yeah, okay, Well. Attorney General Pam Bondi
told federal prosecutors to seek the death penalty for Luigi
Mangioni yesterday if he's convicted of the murder of United
Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. One of the charges against him

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is a federal charge, which is murder through use of
a firearm, and that makes him eligible for the death
penalty if he's convicted. He's pleaded not guilty to state charges,
but hasn't entered a plea to the federal yet he's
doing court on.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
The eighteenth unpopular opinion of Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
F this guy. Screw him right to hell. Yeah, he's
not a hero.

Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
It's a saint to most people.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
And okay, So, as a person who loves reading the
comments any article, and when this news broke, of course,
I go into the comments and I always read you are.
It's a challenge to find one that says, you know, good,
give him the death penalty.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Everybody else is like, free my man or one this year.

Speaker 9 (01:07:15):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
I don't get it. That's I know. It's an unpopular opinion.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
It is an unpopular opinion because that's where society is
right now. It's just eat the rich, eat the man,
and it's in laugh at them, kill them.

Speaker 11 (01:07:28):
Yeah, exactly, murderer right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
And to have that opinion is actually the easy opinion
to have. It's you are amongst You're not fighting the system.
You are part of the mob. You are the system now.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
And also I would be the first to admit if
I agreed with people and thought, oh, he's so handsome,
what is that about? But he's not. It's if the.

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
If the system is screwed up, fight the system. The
system is not killing this guy on the street.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Well, it's an old Doug standhip line from the Occupy
Wall Street people is like, well, you could either become
a lawyer, become a local representative, become you could become
a cop, and you could become work your way up.
You could work your way You could run for state senate,
or you could stick up a park for six months. Yeah,
so you can either you know, you know, become a senator,
or work with PABLA Black, get into the hell policy makers,

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work into the healthcare industry, get your medical degree. You
could do all these things. Or you could write stupid
comics on the internet which try to fixt yourself on
the back, or you know, murder somebody. And I get
being frustrated with anybody's got to deal with an insurance company.
It's always a pain in the ass. I get horrible
you had a family member who didn't make it, or
they got denied coverage to something.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
I get that, or you just don't. I don't get
the worship for this guy.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
What has changed? Has it all changed now? Is it fixed?

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
Okay, Well, yesterday at the annual league meetings, the NFL
powers that be decided to push any talk of banning
the tush push or is the Eagles call it the
brotherly shove to another day. Any change to the rules
needs support from at least twenty four of the thirty
two teas owners. It'll be revisited again during another set
of league meetings in May. And meanwhile, you know that

(01:09:05):
hot controversy we talked about with the torpedo bats that
also look like juggling pins too, right. According to reports,
only about ten to fifteen percent of players are using
the bats, but the demand is off the charts. Over
half of the MLB players say they're planning on trying it.
And as we mentioned a few times, that torpedo bat
does not affect any rules in the MLB. It complies

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with everything. So I think where you see a lot
more of those all right?

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Here the NFL owners meetings. Here are some things that
were approved. Okay, okay, so kickoff touchbacks, Well, now see
the receiving team get possession of the ball at the
thirty five yard line, and they say that'll hopefully result
in more kickoff returns as opposed to what kicking it
through the back of the end zone. Okay, no return

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replay assists was enhanced and now the on site replay
official will be able to reverse flow that are thrown
for hits on defenseless players, along with fouls for face mask,
horse collar tripping, and running into a roughing the kicker.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
So that's to kind of get rid of the Tiki
Tech stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Correct replay can't cannot be used to enforce an obvious
foul that went uncalled, So oh it can't. Yeah, and
they weren't doing that before, you right, I think they
tried it, didn't they try that for pass interference like
you geld challenge to say that was past interference.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Oh, I didn't see that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
They did it like one season, I think like two
two years ago, maybe three years ago. Each team will
now be guaranteed of possession during the overtime period in
regular season games. So before if the receiving team scored
a touchdown, the game was over, the other team never
touched the ball.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Now that's done so because some of those college overtimes
get really exciting like that. You know, even though we
lost the Georgia Georgia Tech over like six overtime was
pretty bad ass.

Speaker 16 (01:10:53):
Yeah, but it's almost like saying defense doesn't count. Well,
we didn't get to play offense. Yeah, but your defense
should have stopped that offense. There's part of the game.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
I mean, it's true you scored points.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
You would be in this situation, bro, I mean, it's
the same thing I liked.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I liked sudden death. I kind of thought that was fun.
You know, get the ball, you know, get the ball,
brot like it.

Speaker 16 (01:11:19):
No, but stop the offense. That's the point of the game.
The defense is still part of the team who needs to.

Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
Do their job.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
But we got to let the other team have a chance.
But they did have they didn't have a chance the entire.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Game exactly, And then why not continue that and they
still have a chance to stop the offense so they
can get the ball.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Idiots, Difference of opinion, We can agree to disagree.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
A proposal to make playoff seatings based on regular season
records as the primary guiding principle rather than winning the division.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
That was tabled.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
So that's a good idea, I agree, But does it
does that water down the division? Because like it's fun
to have the division rankings, it's to have that rivalry locally, right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
No, that's fine, but they're saying, like the playoff seedings
would be based on regular season records. So a team
like say you have a crappy division and you barely finished,
you know, you still get in. Yeah, you still get in.
You you finished nine and seven, but you don't leap
frog over Yeah exactly, you barely got in. But like
you know, you can't be that the nine and seventeen
wouldn't be a higher seed than a team that won

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fourteen games?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
What was it?

Speaker 15 (01:12:26):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
There was Minnesota Detroit, right and a few.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Years ago set seven and nine, all the.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
All these teams that had a way better record who
were all vying for the first round by way, and
then they end up like as a fifth seed or
something like that. It's eight now, oh yeah, nine and eight.
That's seven too, by the way, Oh yeah, eighteen games.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Yeah, so that's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Uddy, all right, thank you very much, Gina Gretta The
Wood Show.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
Now, this is why it just sucks to do it
when you start to actually size and Greg, you're gonna understand,
and yeah, you want you want immediate results.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Yeah, I worked out once. I expect to wake up
tomorrow and be.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
By totally different cloths, hell skinny, Yeah, I want as.
But experts thanks say those visible changes can take at
least two to four weeks and more like six to
twelve weeks, depending on factors like exercise type, diet, age, sex, metabolism.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
So on, so and forth. I would think it would
be even longer than that, So did I, So did I.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
But noticeable changes may be slow, But exercise provides greg
a ton of invisible benefits.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Who cares?

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
No, Who cares about those?

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
If I can't see them? How fun are they? It's
like I don't care about the health aspect.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
Yeah, here, but you have a spring in your stuff? Yeah,
let me do all this working out? Yeah, and you
won't even notice it. It's like when you, uh, you've
spent a bunch of money on your house, but it's
all for stuff like a new water heater.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Right, this sucks nothing cool? We stealed the foundation neat, Yeah,
the stewer line got replaced, new roof, big deal. How
about a new couch right, yeah, a new TV or something.
We know exercise is good for you, we know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
So noticeable change is slow. Exercise, though, provides a ton
of invisible benefits, such as reduced risk of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, cancer,
as well as improved muscle strength, greg bone health.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Really come right? Oh really? Cognitive function and sleep quality? Neat?
But do I look better?

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
But the older I get, the more I'm like, I
don't want to have a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Like that sounds good as long as it gets you quick.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Well that's the problem. It doesn't. Sometimes it does. Some
people just drop and they've done something.

Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
Heart attack my grandparents.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I've always had the most obvious, stupid question. Do
heart attacks hurt? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
From what I understand, there pain pain, yeah, pain until
your heart what seizes up?

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
You know if you're having one, because I think I
might have had one years ago that had to make
it attack?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:15:03):
Is that the one where your arm hurts first?

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:15:09):
Your arm is like the first.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Sign a numb arm. I heard of that.

Speaker 11 (01:15:13):
Yeah, that's the first.

Speaker 16 (01:15:14):
So that's like a would be a mild one, and
then there's also obviously a severe one that would hurt
really and I imagine.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Pain in the arm.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
John next, so quick, somebody have a heart attack and
tell us how is I don't like I want to know,
but I don't want to know, yeah, right right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
I just wondered how painful they because I want to
know the difference between actually having one and you know
what you said, like a thinking like a attack. We
need to re ask our friend Kevin Smith was when
he had when he was still large and he had
that episode. The widow makers like they caught like whatever
he had was enough that it didn't kill him, but
it led them to find that he had a giant problem.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
Right, yeah, And don't most office buildings have like one
of those defists. Yeah, let's try it on somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I saw the airport quick a heart attack I saw
at the airport. I thought it was just the defib thing. No,
it's one of those like CPR dummies that anybody walking
through the airport can go over there and practice CPR.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
What Yeah, I thought it was weird. Is like a
dental The chest was all caved in. Well, you're not
supposed to do mouth to mouth.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
Anymore, oh, just chest compression.

Speaker 16 (01:16:18):
But they did have those plastic things that you're supposed
to put over someone's face. I took CPR class in
junior high and they had these things that you put
over the dummy that was plastic and They.

Speaker 12 (01:16:27):
Were like, now carry this on your keychain, this little
bag in case of an appergence, will you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Yeah? Okay. I do have a friend who had a
stroke and I asked him what that felt like. He
said it felt good. He's like, oh, it was awesome.
Was he not kidding? Like how this felt like? He
was stoned and relaxed and he was smiling.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Shutting down.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
It was so cool. Did he have symptoms afterwards? I'm
assuming no. I mean, luckily he was okay from it.
But he said it felt great.

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
A one A texting over pharmacists here. Painting the arm
is for heart attacks, but mainly mainly in men. Women
actually have more indigestion symptoms and stomach issues during a
heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
I'll never know a warm dessert.

Speaker 12 (01:17:08):
Yes, Oh my gosh, I'm having a heart attacksert.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Wednesday morning. It is April of
the second, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That
is great, gory menace. Uh didn't make it in today.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Can't blame him.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
He is recovering. We generously gave him the day off,
very nice. We fought him and fought him. We said, no, man,
you've got to come in. We're not allowing you anything.
But we told him, of course, like dude, just rest up.
Man after walking forty plus miles, san crazy but Jina

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grads here.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Yeah, we got Sea mass.

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
There's Sammy Morgan is taking your calls eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, that's eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us eight text over to two to nine
eight seven. Have you had like a really awkward celebrity encounter?
I have something I gotta grab it. But some people

(01:18:22):
were sharing. And what's funny about the ones I saw?
These are all people who I knew it. I knew
there were dicks. Oh yeah, yeah, you guess in somewhere
it's like people are like, oh no, I thought there
would be like, no, yeah, did you have like a
bad celebrity encounter. Well we'll get to that, okay, I'll

(01:18:45):
share the ones that I saw. Yeah yeah, Well, Greg,
we've talked about this before. Why can't it just wait?
Why do you have to Joe at work?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Oh, I've never understood that a car or out in public?

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
Yeah, wherever these people just wait. If people get they
get busted. So when it when it just can't wait.
Story out of Florida police patrolling they noticed a super
sweet white Nissan that was parked in front of a
cemetery with the windows down, door left open, but no
one was in the immediate area.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Hu huh.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
When they stopped to check it out, they found this
couple that the car belonged to. They were going at it,
banging on top of someone's grave. Oh it's also badass, though, Greg,
that's badass. It's hardcore badasses. That's what gods do, right,
I mean, yeah, I guess. So the officers allowed them
to go back to their car to grab their clothes,

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and they were arrested. Now, the chick had around forty
or so of the oxy cotone pills and there it
is all prile ezam. And you didn't have these prescriptions,
of course, for any of this crap. You know what
she did have as a rap sheet. She's been in
trouble with a law plenty of time over the years. Also,

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when it just can't wait, a woman was suing I
guess American Airlines. She was on this flight from New
York to Italy. The guy who was sitting next to
her in first class just started spanking it and he
did this for about an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
How that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 15 (01:20:14):
How.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
She claims that she told the flight attendant, but the
flight attendant told her quote, men just do stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Yeah, and then probably Italian flight attendant on American Airlines,
maybe our Milan based flight crew. Anyway, it's okay, he's yeah,
he's just a spanking his Canol offered to move her
to coach now instead of addressing this guy directly. Yeah,
American Airlines says that they are investigating.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
That's the question is you can't wait until you get
to Italy? Yeah, it's along a flight's like an eight hours,
or go to the bathroom. I was gonna say, like,
can you at least like at least go hit the restroom?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
But if someone's doing that, that's what they're into. They
want the public showing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Yeah, yeah, because otherwise, why would you Are you that
oblivious that you don't realize this is insanely inappropriate slash illegal?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Right, and people can see you and they know what
you're doing. Yeah, well I just can't wait. Yeah, that's
gonna happen right here, right now.

Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
Never happened in high school for you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
What showing like, I just gotta do it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
I mean, I know a girl who yes, in high school,
I'm like, where were you in class?

Speaker 11 (01:21:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
You went to the bathroom?

Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
Like god you were? Where were.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
And when the other kids find out about that kind
of stuff, that's the kind of thing that gets around
life exactly name. Yeah, it happened in my in my
son's school, somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Got yeah that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
Yeah, and so now the kids got a nickname. And
you know, it sucks because the parents are really nice.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
And you know, I will say this, that's probably one
of the one benefits of going to an all male
Heights school, all boys school, is as I am a
thousand percent hetero, this wasn't all boys, Oh it was,
That's what I was saying. The benefit for me is,
we know we never had that. I never had that urge.
I never heard of anybody doing it. Because you're a
thousand percent.

Speaker 12 (01:22:11):
Heteros, no girls around.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
You can never peg him for well can't you can
never you can never mistake him for a gay for
the day kind of guy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Way. But Gina your friend, instead of just saying oh yeah,
my stomach hurt or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
She is one of those like kind of free spirit,
like masturbating pretty much.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
I was like, oh yeah, cool, yeah, that's hot right on.

Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
The morning announcement.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
But if you're at work, way till your shift is over.
If you're driving, wait till you get to your eination.
So have you had an awkward celebrity encounter? I got
this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
I got the examples that people were asked that question,
and the stories, again, I think make a lot of sense.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
I could totally see these people doing this, But none
of them were people you've met before, like, oh, yeah,
he's a dick, make sure.

Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
But no, okay, no, not at all. Oprah, Oh no, Madonna, shocking,
Amy Schumer, bj Novak, Oh no, that guy. His face
will tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Okay, I like him.

Speaker 12 (01:23:30):
Okay, well, I don't think I am saying like I
don't think he looks smug. I think he looks attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
He was, well that's your problem, but he was.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
He was a bad guy on the show intentionally, like
they you know, they picked him on type Well he
was one of the writers, right, yeah, exactly, and he
was and he wrote out his fantasy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Yeah, he writes what he knows exactly. He looks like
Seth Meyers, but with like some sort of disorder. I
never the most questionable taste.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
And I never I never had a thought about bj Nova,
you know, other than just like a total judge of
book by its cover kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Never heard anything bad about him.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Mandy Kaling seems to really like him. They're really really
good friends. Sweet, and he's the father of her kids. Yeah, rumors, rumors,
Amy Schumer, I've always hated always.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's
not true.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
When she first came on the scene, I thought she
was great, and she was really funny, and then she
got kind of serious, and then she got yeah, and
all of a sudden she forgot how to be funny.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
But I was back to being funny.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
I think I think her face, the way it looks
just cushings.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
You have to try harder, you know, I know this
is a fat, ugly person. I can't have to try harder.
You Ca Lasagna, Oh my god, I've always loved her,
But that's.

Speaker 19 (01:24:45):
The fifth player's noodles, meat ricotta, basil cushing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
That's so wrong. Okay. Madonna, of course is hot. Greg
what's that cut?

Speaker 15 (01:25:01):
Like?

Speaker 12 (01:25:01):
He's an attractive guy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:02):
I wouldn't put because, like, I know what Sammy's type is,
and that's like little brown haired guy's pointy like beady eye, right,
but he's dark haired.

Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
He kind of has that that boyish Paul McCartney vibe.
I'm guessing that's something really I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:25:15):
Yeah, he's boyish, well young younger right now, there's.

Speaker 16 (01:25:20):
Well what are his hair is longer and I'm not
really into you like c more more clean cut version of.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
She's got glasses. All right, So did you have a
bad a bad celebrity encounter? If you got a good one,
I mean, if it's nothing on that great Somebody said
they like Jamie Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Was a dick.

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
He's he's a maniac these days.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
Yeah, but I mean I see, I never put him
as like a real like he's not a real celebrity,
got no like he was always he's I think the
highest he ever got was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Like a D list.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
I never put him as like a legit celebrity. He
had a few years and the stupid prank shows.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Somebody said, I met Puddy from Seinfeld.

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
I went to give him a high five and he
grabbed my hand and shook it because I guess you
get tired of high five and everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
Yeah, I dare shake your hand. Patrick Horburn, Yeah he's right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Yeah, it's he hot.

Speaker 12 (01:26:24):
He's an attractive guy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Yes, now though it's his hair too long or.

Speaker 12 (01:26:31):
He's a very very nice guy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
He's tall.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
Yeah, so yes, I'll tell you why why these people
said these things, like what happened with him?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
What happened with Amy Schumer.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
I'm very curious about that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
What happened would be j Novac.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
So we'll have that in any other stories that you
got that you had a weird experience, a bad experience,
worst celebrity encounter eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Can set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We'll get to that next time.

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
Hang on.

Speaker 14 (01:27:07):
Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
All right, So, did you have a bad celebrity encounter.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Like who was just a dick let down? Yeah, I'll
read you this one about Oprah. Oprah visited Walter Reed
Military Hospital when my cousin was there. He had been
the only person in his caravan to survive a roadside bombing,
and he came out of it with brain damage, two
missing legs, and a wife who dear jawnned him before

(01:27:34):
he was even out of surgery. When asked on camera
if he do it all again for his country, my
cousin understandably said hell no, and then Oprah then proceeded
to lecture him on the meaning of patriotism. Oh, he's
doing okay now, but he still says, f Oprah whenever
she comes up in conversation, that's not that sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Well, I guess it was on camera, allegedly.

Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
I'd like to see that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
Yeah, here's the one about Madonna. A person says, I
worked at a boutique luxury retail store. It was a
place where many celebrities shopped. The store had seven floors,
so there was a lot to see. I managed one
of those floors, and when she came to my floor,
one of my staff members came up to her and
very politely expressed how much her music had meant to
him growing up as a gay man in a communist

(01:28:22):
country in the eighties. It wasn't inappropriate or unprofessional, just
a really heartfelt, I'm a fan acknowledgment. She rolled her
eyes and turned away from him in disgust, and after
that left our floor.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
He cried I believe that. I totally believe that. That's terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
Yeah, you're talking to me, say how to Vincent? Tag
morning Vincent?

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
How are you morning?

Speaker 10 (01:28:54):
So bad?

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Celebrity encounter.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
George is a jerk?

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Who George Lopez? Where does he get room to be
a jerk?

Speaker 16 (01:29:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Bro, dude, we were we went and we'll see him
in concert years ago and my old lady was pregnant
and we uh we saw walking in and we started
running up to George. He looked at us like grew
just a pair of rabbit flee infested dogs at We

(01:29:27):
looked at and We're like, yo, we could have spend
this money on tackles with her botchy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Yeah, I mean, even if you don't have time, you know,
like maybe you're walking through the venue, you're on the way,
I don't know, like whatever, for whatever reason, you don't
have time.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Even like quick like hey man, how are you you know? Thanks?

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Thanks, thanks for coming something something, you know, just some
kind of acknowledgement. Yeah, yeah, Vincent, thank you for the call.
So we said Paul Rudd was a complete Oh no,
I don't believe it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
I'll never believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:03):
It was a problem guaranteed and his cameraman confirmed it
for me since the two, one, three. Now we met
Paul Rudd, Remember we hosted that and he was very
What was that movie that one of the dirty cartoon
sausage parties?

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Was great?

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
Like, we hosted the Hollywood premiere for that lot and
it was fun man, Paul Rudd and all all the dudes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Yeah, it was fun. Rogan. Yeah, it was a lot
of fun. And he was super nice.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
And there was this thing I was just reading People
Magazine had something about this, like, as nice as Paul
Rudd is, there's one guy that he can't stand. Oh,
and it was Yeah, it was this dentist that he
went to when he was in his late twenties or
early thirties, that guy after he appeared in Clueless, and
this dentist had told him and convinced him that he
needed some preventative stuff. And since he was, you know, all,

(01:30:51):
you know, a professional in the in the public guy
and everything, and so Paul believed him because this guy
screwed up my teeth so badly. It's one of the
things that I around. I'm so furious. It's the only
time I ever went to him, because I don't even
remember his name. If he's reading this, I hope he knows.
He's a terrible dentist.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
We're from the same hometown. I've never heard a bad
word about him.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Yeah, but even Paul, he says, I don't think I'm
particularly nice. He said, just try to be polite, try
to respect other people's time, show up on time, don't
be a dickhead. And that's pretty much it.

Speaker 8 (01:31:22):
But I do feel bad for celebrity sometimes. It's like
we all have a bad day, but when you have
a bad day, the world knows about it, and now
the world hates you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Right, yeah, that's true. Well then go buy a Ferrari
and seer yourself off.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
You want to hear the Amy Schumer one, yes, please.
We were walking out of a comedy club. I saw
her on the sidewalk, clearly walking toward the club. She
was maybe ten feet away from us. I said to
my boyfriend, oh my god, it's Amy Schumer, because I
think seeing a celebrity in the wild is fun. And
Amy Schumer looks at me and says, f off es,
and she goes. I tell you before that, I sort

(01:31:56):
of bought into the narrative that she was just being
punished for being a woman in comedy and that people
calling her unlikable was sexist because things like that definitely
do happen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
But I think in her case, she's actually just a
rude person.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
Maybe, but.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Full story, no, exactly, no one I've ever met in
my life, because ever just walked fall Well, I mean
Kevin Costner told that person to she.

Speaker 12 (01:32:20):
Wanted a picture though, right, or maybe you said, like.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Ooh, Sarah, Michelle Geller is the worst.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
It couldn't be bothered, tried to hide under her cap
and glasses, was rude to all the employees of the
Victorious Secret, where I worked at the time, but then
she required assistance, still having a bitchy attitude, Sarah. When
I worked at the Hard Rock Hotel, David Spade came
in that tracks Rachter, he got, let's see, beat up

(01:32:50):
by his bodyguard what and yeah, he was a story.
He was a complete a hole to every single person
and nobody likes him. Well, I mean he just did
get beat up, right, right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
Is that there's a thing where David Spade's personal assistant
or bodyguard like basically home invaded him. David Spade beat
the hell out of him. He told it before, so again,
you'd be in a bad mood.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
I don't see. I don't think that one's fair.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
And if you're as hot as David Spade, also true.
All right, Bj Novak, here we go. What was his
character on the Office?

Speaker 15 (01:33:18):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Ryan? Ryan? Thank you hot?

Speaker 12 (01:33:22):
Michael Scott was in love with him.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
So, Sammy, you said you think he's attractive.

Speaker 12 (01:33:26):
I do think he's at I'm not in love with him.
He's not anyone that I think about.

Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
But she's attractive.

Speaker 7 (01:33:31):
Here here's another actor hot or not came in on
the text five six two, and I think Raymy Malick.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
Oh not not absolutely not surprised. I thought for sure
she would have said she likes the boy next door.

Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
He's more my type, kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
He's also kind of rat facie.

Speaker 11 (01:33:49):
He's yeah, mercury.

Speaker 12 (01:33:56):
There's no coming back from that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
I could somebody would.

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
I think he's attractive. You do?

Speaker 12 (01:34:06):
That's interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
That's weird because he and and uh Ryan, he and
uh Bj kind of have like similar qualities.

Speaker 11 (01:34:14):
I don't think so yeah a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:34:17):
Well, this person is much softer.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
Worst celebrity encounter. I used to cook and bartend at
a local dive bar. He came in did a comedy
set for the local local college students, and after the show,
BJ walks in sits down at the bar. Our main
bartender goes over to talk to him. He sneered at
our menu and asked for things that he knew we
would never have. He finally picks something and the bartender

(01:34:43):
asked for his ID. Now keep in mind that this
is a bar in a college town where we were
to card everybody who ordered to drink, regardless of how
old they look. There are literally signs about this in
about eight different places all over the establishment. BJ loses
it completely up at our bartender, cursing him out, saying
things like, don't you know who the f I am

(01:35:04):
all by this place? And fire the whole effing staff.

Speaker 8 (01:35:09):
Okay, hold on, sounds like a bad ss.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
He eventually showed his ID and went and sat in
the corner. Every now and then he'd make a rude
comment to a server, and when he tried to order
another round, the bartender cut him off and kicked him out.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Oh my god, these are just all accounts.

Speaker 16 (01:35:24):
So was he wasted then? I mean, he got cut off.
Isn't that why he was a little aggressive?

Speaker 8 (01:35:29):
Well, we've heard how many of those stories came out
about James Cordon. Oh the eggs?

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Wait wait, okay, tell me please. He seems so sweet allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
That's the thing is, he doesn't seem so sweet. He
seems like an unfunny pampas douche. You say that, but
it's also a theater guy, so that's against that up.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
I understand why you don't like him, but like the
same way you will believe that someone comes out about
James Cordon, who a lot of people think is a
sweet guy, and.

Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
He doesn't get the allegedly treatment. Is we're getting paul
Ly treatment, are we not?

Speaker 15 (01:36:01):
Or no?

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Well, we like him, but we also met him. We
were also really good friends with you old on, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
I'll say this I heard a story about and you
believe this or not. This is the second hand at
this point that oh, what's his name? The stupid guy
from a Zoolander Ben Stiller is a massive rag from
someone who worked with him, director nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
I've never met him, but he seems like he would
be an aihole, like difficult weird artsy Hey Kim, yes, Kim,
who did you meet?

Speaker 15 (01:36:35):
I just moved to California and I was managing a
homework shop at the old fashion the Sherman Oop Fashion
Square mall. It had the three floors. This has gone
way back. So of course, you know, new to California,
you always hope to encounter somebody, and incomes David Hasselhoff.
Now I apologize, it's going to be a little sensitive.

(01:36:55):
So he came in at the end of the day
for Valentine's Day and complain that he could not find
a Valentine's Day card for his wife, and I explained
to him, do you realize what time a day it is?

Speaker 18 (01:37:07):
Correct?

Speaker 15 (01:37:08):
So Ever, since I met him then, I never really
had a good taste in my mouth about him.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Was he rude about it?

Speaker 15 (01:37:14):
He was just a little kurt. This is back in
the day when he was really I guess into himself
because of Baywatch. So it just ruined my outit outlook
on him. I also had an encounter with Lady Gaga.
Were sweet. I worked seeing Culver City in the showroom
and her at that time she was with her last
boyfriend and I was so excited to meet her. She

(01:37:37):
had just did her speech about the movie she just
did and got the award.

Speaker 18 (01:37:41):
Yeah, and her.

Speaker 15 (01:37:42):
Boyfriend warned me. I said, do you mind if I
go over and talk to her? And he's like, yes,
just don't ask for a picture.

Speaker 18 (01:37:48):
Okay, but she was super sweet.

Speaker 15 (01:37:53):
It ruined it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
I've heard that about Letdy Gaga a lot, about how
she's really cool.

Speaker 8 (01:37:58):
Yeah, and she's founding.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
She is super talented. I wish she wouldn't feel the
need to do all the shtick. Be weird. Yeah, yeah,
like the over the top weird for the sake of
being weird. Because I kind of.

Speaker 8 (01:38:07):
Toned it down.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
She seems super cool a little bit. Check out the
newest music video. She's super talented. She's a legit, legit talent.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
But a lot of like really good talented singers before
they get super hot, get weird, like look at me,
I need attention, and they get kind of hot, They're like, no, now,
I'm just going to look like every other girl in Hollywood.

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Yeah, all right, eight seven seven forty four Woody text
us over to two two nine eight seven Ready, Oh my.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
God, I was born for the smelling right here.

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 11 (01:38:39):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Woody, Woody, Woody.

Speaker 7 (01:38:47):
Sure, so we were all sharing stories, people texting, calling
everything else about bad celebrity encounters and mentioned Lady Gaga.
Somebody mentioned Lady Gaga, how nice she was? Yeah, Pole
her opposite of David Hasselhof, the experience experience with them.

(01:39:09):
And I'd mentioned about how man, Lady Gaga is so talented,
and a lot of people say she's super nice. It's
not really the combination that needs a.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
Shtick, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
They like wearing toilet seats around her face and things
like that. And I used to feel the same way about.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Cia because she always hit her face.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
She's a She's another one where man, what a voice.
Super talented. I like a lot of the stuff that
that she's done, but yeah, she's always And she just
did something I just saw video.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
Was it?

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
David Gietta like got that that song titanium? I like
that that song Titanium. Well she did it for the
first time live on stage with him. I guess they
had never done that before. And she's out there in
like this like thirteen hundred layers of stuff, just people
like carrying her parts of her.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Now now that said, I get it. I heard the
explanation about it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
She wants just to do music, but she doesn't want
the recognition, like as far as like she wants to
be able to still go.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
To the store.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
Smart, it's also a really smart move if you don't
want to age out of a particular genre of Also true,
I don't want to have to switch the country and like.

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
What about daft punk?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Smart, same thing, marsh Marvell. Yeah, you could say that's
why Kiss has lasted so long.

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
Ago and they can rotate through members, right, marsh Man,
It could be exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
That could be a whole different dude. Marshmallow is just
collecting all the royal that.

Speaker 16 (01:40:38):
Is the rumors, different people, it's different.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
I met him.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
The iHeartRadio Music Festival. My son at the time is
like way into Marshmallow.

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
The kids love that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:51):
He was a very he was a very cool dude.
Those guys make somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
Yeah, because I heard he didn't he did a video
for my son. Because I heard because somebody was here
one day and they said he couldn't talk.

Speaker 12 (01:41:01):
Yeah, that's because it was probably a different person they.

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
No he was talking to did the video for the
video for my son? Because you could like then send
him a bunch of stuff, which I thought a bunch
of gear and stuff. So that was a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
Now, when I was at the sushi place and we
were sitting right next to Rashida Jones, yea friend. Why
does she suck so bad? Because like it was Rashida's
birthday I guess the day or so earlier, and her friend,
the close friend, super nice lady. She was so excited

(01:41:36):
to give her her gift.

Speaker 11 (01:41:37):
She's like, oh my gosh, look good, this is he
happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Oh we love you like two chicks.

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
Yeah anyway, and then uh anyway, So like in all
she could do up, thanks, takes the gift since it
I saw this, so I experienced this, sits it down
next to her and then just continues to unload on
this woman about whatever was bothering her. And this woman
you can see she's just getting defeated. And I felt
my wife and I felt so bad for her friend.

Speaker 5 (01:42:03):
And then she goes.

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
And that's why I'm never going over there for any
kind of call. They can call me all day. I'm
never stepping foot on that studio. A lot of guys like,
she's just wishing to have your birthday and you haven't
even looked at the gift yet.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
That sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
Becuse I thought it sucks yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:18):
With like that whole parks and recruit like she seems
like she's just normal.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
And I wanted her to be cool, and my wife
and I were so disappointed by this. She did grow
up Rich Well the riches yeahue.

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Eight seven four warning insensitivity draining for a politically world.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
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Yes, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, dogs
understand several human words, but we understand no dog words.
So dogs might be smarter than us.

Speaker 8 (01:43:45):
Selective hearing me that says you shouldn't make animal noises
back to animals because you don't know what you're saying
to them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
Oh like if you bark, yeah, you know Exactually a
lot of people do that on video and it freaks
them out.

Speaker 7 (01:43:58):
Yeah for sure, So I got this. Buddy grew up
in a Spanish speaking household. His mom would pretend not
to understand English when it was a beneficial term.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
That whole thing kind of like, uh like.

Speaker 11 (01:44:12):
No, love that all right?

Speaker 7 (01:44:15):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:21):
Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys could suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day,
s MD. Double M.

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I quit this bitch.

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