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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Allen's The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody in today's Tuesday. It's April the eighth,
twenty twenty five. We are The Woody Show. Who else
did you expect?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I guess right? Whatddy?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's Greg gory h Menace is here. Hi, there is Ginigrad.
We got Sea Bass, Did you have a boy? Got Sammy Morny,
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brand new Redneck News. Also card Arks, Woody Show, cart
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right thing and return their cards.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Love.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
All the trending news headlines and entertainment stuff. Birthday is born,
a birthday and more all today here on The Woody Show.
A couple of things I wanted to bring up ever
since Gina was talking about her dog puppy yoga thing
that she went to with her. Her step son ruled, Now,
were you getting pressure to get a dog before that happened?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Not once. It never came up.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
He's never asked for the step son's never asked for
a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I mean we've.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
It's we've had a conversation, but it went away quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nobody. Your husband's never said anything about getting a dog.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
No, but the second we got there, till the second
I saw the kid last night, it never stopped.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay, So did Andy or you, either one of you
grow up with dogs.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, see I didn't either. I've always liked dogs. I've
always loved dogs, just never one of the responsibility one
because I wasn't really familiar with it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Same we didn't one either.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Right, Yeah, and so now it's like again, I can't
imagine my life without the dog.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
But I'm one of those people. I'm one of those people.
I guess it's been enough years now, it's been like
six years, but I was. My heart was so broken
by the passing of the senior dog I was fostering.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't know if I can go through that again.
Everyone says that though.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, I said that after my childhood dog, and
now I have one, and I'm so happy that and
glad that I do. But it's so rough when you
go through it.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, rough like a dog. So whose idea was this
this puppy yoga? Mine?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Because seavets, you won't be shocked to hear that. As
a female. I get in and dayt Sammy Morgan Doo
with these targeted ads on Instagram. I was like, well, hell,
we got to check this out.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is able thing for one hundred It was sixty
nine dollars per person.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Very and Andy goes, so how was it? He was
all excited and I told him and I told him
the price. He goes, Wait what I thought? This was free?
Because we did this.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
I made him do a few years ago, a goat
hike in the desert.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh my god. When he went yeah, and the goat
all over his shoes, right.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
It.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
But here's the thing, here's the thing. What bullish?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh bullish?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I said, we these people are geniuses because they're going
to target all of us dummies. They're taking the goats
for hikes anyway, and they charge us a lot of
money to go with them. They're taking these puppies need
to be socialized anyway, and they charge us to play
with them.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
They're they're geniuses. This racket is amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So I can't believe that you said to your husband,
we're going to do this and he goes, oh, that
would have been.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
One of those I think when you were a kid,
like some like really stupid thing your mom did because
it was a fat or a trend.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I'm trying to think of.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
My carib chips, i mean roller skating.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, that was that was really.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
My mom got She went through a lot of fads
and she got really into like drying flowers dehydrated huge
in the nineties. My mom had what was that like
pressing him in books? Yeah, no, no, no, no, there were
no Uh. She would drag us along because we were homeschools.

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We had no whether we had nowhere else we could
go and to like just out to fields and she
would pick you know, willow little things and things with
hot tails.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Now where I'm going with this conversation, because he has
you weren' in the room when she brought this up.
I don't know if we were talking about this on
the air off their We're trying to talk her out
of getting a little tiny dog that I.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Can't handle anything more.

Speaker 10 (04:54):
A little cotton ball poofy.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't want anything, you know, I support that, but yeah,
if we're going to do it, and I know I'm
going to be the one taking care of it.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
So here here's here's the argument that Greg and I
were making. What I'm talking about, they're not real dogs, right,
we're also not talking about We're also not talking about
like a huge dog either, like a medium sized dog.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
What do you consider medium? Medium? Like a lab? Those
are huge?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, you're not the big dog.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Labs A big dog.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
I would say fifty pounds is medium.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Fifty pounds.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yeah, I have a we always dog sit a shitsu
that's like twenty pounds.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
That seems pretty big.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
What's up b a shitsu?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I don't mind. I don't mind taking care of the
glorified damnster dogs are like pounds.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
You need to get this boy, And this is the argument,
agree or disagree, listeners. You need to get the boy
a dog he can be proud of. Right, he's a
real dog like you like. You can't have him embarrassed
to show his friends. Yes, his little purse dog that
it's all fluffy. Yeah, that's that's like, Oh that's my
mom's dog.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
He's going to get all the girls.

Speaker 11 (05:53):
No no, no, no, no no no no no no.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It's also was going to get his ass kicked because
Gina's a bad influence.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Number one.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Poofy dogs. Number two dragging him all these theater shows.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
He likes it.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, the other one, uh shows.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Uh, puppy yoga yoga. He likes this guy. He likes soccer,
he plays basketball. It's different.

Speaker 10 (06:14):
That's fine, that's good. That offsets the musical.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
We played chess.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
But but now you can't. You can't strap this kid
with a little purse dog. This is just like a
Border Collie is on these small, small meadows.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
It's fluffy, ye like English bulldogs.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
In English bulldogs. They stressed me out with.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
The Australian shepherd.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Those are huge and they are My friend has one
and it knocks over every.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Huge There you go.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Cocker Spaniel, Australian shepherd, bulldog, Australian cattle dog.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Those are cute. Those are nice.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Uh. Bearded Collie bull terrier Nope, nope, death Border Collie
Stratford terrier.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So a terrier, Yeah, no, dalmatian.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
I don't want it to be loud either, like seven
at night corky. No, you don't want to very low
to the ground, will get your step son's asking what
about docson?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Do I like the long hair ones? Oh yeah, those
are so very cute. Oh the sharp berrs are so
cute with all that extra Let's let's go large medium.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
Oh no, you know what dog actually smaller houses the
brock do borbonet whatever that is.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's kind of like a hunting dog looking thing, but
it's it's not so huge. Okay, So you guys won't
sign off on like a Bijon free se or like
I will. There's these are so.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
White fluffy for.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Dumb women in their twenties, they can pretend.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I know it's not about See when your son gets asked,
what kind of dog do you write?

Speaker 8 (07:52):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Tulier ask kicked. Yeah, you want to say chocolate, Right, dude,
you're setting this up. Get a lab a lab, yeah,
golden retree. You need to get him a dog. Gold
You need to get him a dog that he can
be proud of.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Fine, I'll keep it. Fox sounds are nice. You got it?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Seriously, please clear it at least with Greg and I
picture before before you make a decision.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
Picture like a nineteen fifties TV show. A little kid
out in the wilderness with his dog. Is he running
around with the curly fluffy poofy Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Do I get to dress it up for fun? Of
course on Halloween? No, just for fun like we could
do matching outfits. Wait, I want to make this fun
for me me? Oh, you and the dog mother boy
with him.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Not I'm saying, but not like putting the sun and
the dog in the mattress.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I just want to have fun.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
You could do around Well wait, hold on, how come
we're not mentioning like the best dog ever?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Right?

Speaker 11 (08:45):
Greg Pitbull say, you know every it's been very sweet.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
We said stay away because they're death.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Did you like all your having all your fingers? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
The actually supply a blot around the house just to
get just not to get into the hospital. Just scared
of my eight all right eight seven seven forty four
Woody send us a text over to two to nine
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Speaker 11 (09:12):
What's Upboody Show podcast listeners, It's menace. This Thursday, myself
and Bort we're gonna be at Piology in Irvine Spectrum
in the city of Irvine from three to five pm
doing a bunch of giveaways for Woody Show events if
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at Piology April tenth at Irvine Spectrum. In the meantime,
keeping joining the Woody Show podcast Bookie.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Show, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's April eighth, twenty to twenty five. My name's Woody.
That's Greg Gory. You menaces here, Hi, everybody, there's Gina,
Grett Sea Bass is here. Carton Arks coming up for
you in this hour. Wait brand new wood He showed
cart Narks. There's Sammy Morgan's ticket your calls eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
Woodie sent us.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
A text over to two to nine eighty seven. I
think this is just going to drive Greg crazy. Oh crap,
what guy in Montreal. He's fighting a parking ticket that
he got in front of his house last week. So
early in the morning, the city installed signs for a
brand new bus stop, so this wasn't already established. It

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was a brand new bus again right in front of
his house, which kind of sucks. So people just waiting
for the buzz in front of your house. Now the
sign is actually in his front lawn, so they just wow.

Speaker 10 (10:44):
I wonder if they asked.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
So the crew finished up about seven fifty five in
the morning, and then just ten minutes after the sign
was put up, parking enforcement came by and put a
parking ticket on the guy's car for blocking the bus stops.
But the car was there overnight, like before the bus
stop even existed, before they put the sign up, and
the guy says that greg nobody was given any advance

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warning about the bus stop comings, so there was no
way they could have known that they wouldn't be able
to park there. And the city agrees. They say they
never update property owners.

Speaker 10 (11:16):
But oh, we agree that we do it the wrong way.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, but the.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Ticket will not be reversed. They say, once a ticket
is written, there's nothing they can do about it.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
We don't have the technology to reverse that. Who there's
nothing we can do. There's something we will do.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
So if you go to court, you can dismiss it, right,
So can't we just save the whole like dog and
Pony show of me showing up just so you can
dismiss it. Just do it, just dismiss it. What do
you mean there's nothing you can do about it? Course
you can, like you wrote it.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, unwrite it, yeah, tear it up with your hand.
If you propose that for like a sitcom plot, they'd
be like, no, that's stupid.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Though it never happen. Right.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I had a comment. This is years ago. I was
doing a contract negotiation and I was talking to the
person who runs the company, not this company, this is
a different company. Yeah, And we were talking about something
and they go, yeah, we can't do that. I go says,
who is it a law? And they go no, I think, well,
it's all so in other words, it's a company rule.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Right. Well, then the company that you run, you're the company,
and you're agreeing.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
With me that it is a good idea, And they're like,
oh no, it's a great idea, and I think we
should totally do that, And I go, well, then can't
you make that decisions?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
It turns out af you're talking with they could Oh wow, interesting.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Can Yeah, when you're doing a contract, you can literally
write anything into it that you want, right, as long
as both sides agree to it. Yeah, it could be
an exception to a rule. It can be It could
be anything. Yeah, as long as it's legal.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
We want a popcorn machine with movie butter in here,
ye write it in.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
That could be written in now is that standard? Is
that standard boilerplate contract language?

Speaker 9 (12:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
No issue?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
So like, what do you mean you can't do anything
about the ticket? Of course you can. You wrote it right, Yeah,
you can absolutely change that. Yeah, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 11 (13:03):
My friend's house had like this no parking sign and
then so one night, my friends and I we went
and cut it down in the middle of the night
and they didn't put it back up for years.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh yeah, it's not like they're checking.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, it's like they're they're rolling around their little golf
cart thing, going, well, there's supposed to be a sign there.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
It was a sign there. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (13:25):
It's sad. How noteworthy it is when anything run by
local government actually works. It's a noteworthy. I got a
parking ticket once because I parked next to a parking meter.
It was six something PM. And the big sign on
the street said metered parking until six pm. On the
meter on a teeny little plaque it said it went

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till seven pm, for example. So I got the ticket
and I wrote a little letter saying, like, hey, I
took a photo of the sign. The giant sign says
up until six, the teeny little plaqu in the meter
says up until seven. Somebody he actually got that read
it wrote me back and said, we're so sorry for
our mistake. We're taking the ticket away and we will
fix the signs and we'll fix this like this is

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the most noteworthy thing of my life eighties because.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
That ain't happening now. No for lying, but that sounds
like a lie, or.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Greg, was it a dream? Yeah, no, it was reality.
It wasn't the eighties, and it wasn't a dream.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
No, and it was.

Speaker 10 (14:23):
I will never forget it. It's the only time that
anything worked in local government customer services out the window.
This guy's contesting it. He's annoyed that he has to
spend his time and energy on something so stupid. I
mean agreed, and now he's got a bus stop sign
on his lawn. Bright sucks would be great.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I'd be so much.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know, it's gonna be some homeless person's house pretty much.
You're gonna have a new neighbor.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, what if they put up a bench.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I have the dumbest ticket I ever got. I was
driving into New York City back when I worked there,
So I mean I was driving through this every day.
I know, I know how the system worked, and you
know what, and so anyway, there was a Port Authority
hop everybody does this merge. It goes from all the
toll booths down to however many lanes are open, sometimes two,
sometimes four, depending on which way the traffic's falling in

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or out of the city, and so everybody has to
do that whole you know, one side, the other side,
the other side. Yeah, anyway, So but it's a free
for all in the beginning. As soon as everybody comes
out of the toll plaza, it's a free for all.
Everybody's trying to jockey for position to do like a
one lane, next lane, one lane. Anyway, there's a Port
Authority police car, no lights, no emergency lights on, and

(15:35):
all of a sudden he's pulling me over. So get
through the Lincoln Tunnel into Manhattan. I'm pulled over, and
I go, you know why we pulled you over? I go,
I literally have no idea I have, and he goes,
you didn't yield to an emergency vehicle.

Speaker 10 (15:51):
I'm like, your lights weren't on.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
It, Like I understand, like if the lights are on,
you're supposed to pull over fire trucks, police cars, ambulance
things like that. School bus're supposed to stop for the light.
But the light you don't stop for a school bus.
The lights aren't on. Every time you see a cop're
supposed to pull over. Yeah, And like because I didn't,
you know, I said, it's a free for all. So
he's like, were you just trying to go and like,
you know, you didn't have the lights on. He's like,

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doesn't matter. Supposed to yield to an emergency vehicle. So
I got this ticket. It was like three hundred dollars.
I had to take a morning off of work to
go to court because I was gonna fight it because saying, hey,
the emergency lights.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Weren't even on.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
We're gonna call that the bar.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, and they upheld the ticket. What yeah, because because
I couldn't prove. They said I couldn't prove that the
lights weren't on because the officer was claiming the lights were.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I'm like, no, we were not.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
That's why I got to get these dash cams. Man
is man two thousand maybe two thousand and one. He
did you that was the dumbest ticket. And you know
I am I don't want to say I'm an apologist
for the cops, but I'm a supporter of police officer. Serious,
I am never unlike Greg. I don't have a bad
demeanor with the cops when I talked to them when
they pull me over, made up there? It gets crazy, right,

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remember all those times you were with me whenever.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
Zero see Greg.

Speaker 11 (17:13):
Being a dash cam guy, but it's so unsightly in
his car, so you want to install.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
You can't even say the word please without'm getting hostile, right, yeah,
even when they're not a wrap up?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
No, ho come you can do that. Meanwhile, he's like this,
he's on the tablets.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
He's speaking facts. How come I how come Greg gets
so when cop pulls you over for a cell phone.
Meanwhile he's got a computer, a phone, a radio, smoking,
not signaling, not making a complete stuff in there exactly
watching a movie, that's right, eating a ball of soup.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's on the treadmill in there.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
It's all going on, but the truth hurts. I can't truth.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
We're going to get a quick break and then we're
gonna bring a sea bad us in.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
And then we got some woody show cart Narks coming
up for you here this well, right after, right after
the break, show Man, welcome back.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
It's Tuesday and time for cart Arks Ranks agents of
Ash patrol in these streets, the parking lots all across
our fine land, trying to get these lazy bones bastards
just to do the right thing and their cards. But
it always turns into some kind of back and forth,
some type of explosive situation.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
People's masculinity sometimes it's like you think it's being called
in the question. No, it's just like, how about you
just do the right thing, the moral thing, and return
that cart.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Man character, not your masculinity.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, that's all you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Cart and Arts. What you're gonna do, what you're gonna
do when they not on you Cardarks, card Arks, What
you're gonna do, what you're gonna do and they on you?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Arks is filmed alongside the men and women cardnards listened.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Discretion is advised, all right.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
So the video I saw most recently, you were walking
around with some skank like it looked like something right
from the av ends.

Speaker 9 (19:13):
Let's say that was actually a repost from quite a
while ago Steph Sugar. And she is a person of
only so I judged a book by its cover work,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
She like a suicide girl.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
I believe she was at one point from Albuquerque, and
she does like she's doing something where she's doing like
a thing with three boobs.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Now, I.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Just thought that was one of the more recent posts,
but I don't remember seeing that chick before we did repost.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Well, yeah, that's the thing. That's why. That's why you repost,
because not everyone can go back to your whole archive.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
But also but also it stood out because hot as no.
It stood out because like you typically don't bring people
out to be you know, like honorary agents. We get
those requests all the time, like a c let me
come out with you. It has to be a special
type of person, right, like somebody from onlyfanss ed who
cares about cards? Sure, well this week brand new card arks,

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what have you got?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
All right?

Speaker 9 (20:09):
So this one is going to be I know, controversial,
but it shouldn't be. And it has to do with
what do the cart narks do when there are young,
young young people around Lil ears. Okay, now what happened
here is the setup is very important. Is this lady,
this big old you know, suburban housewife slug she dropped
her She dropped her card off in the spot next

(20:30):
to her car when there's a cart return directly behind her.
Straight shot, easy, pasy, fifteen seconds, classic story. Now I
walk up to her and I, you know, give the
whole do we. I'm on the and on the sidewalk,
and look at it. I see her in her passenger
seat is not a little kid. It's someone who could
sit in the front seat. So it's a bigger kid,
maybe fifteen, I don't know whatever, but big enough where
you usually about on an aproach when there's litt kids

(20:51):
involved because you don't want them to get scared or
hurt or whatever.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
But big kid front seat. I'm like, okay, either one
of you could take this card back.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
It's a learning opportunity, exactly.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Well her and the mom looks at me, sees me
standing there for a good four and a half five minutes.
I timed it out on the video. I'm standing there
pointing at the cart, and she's this is a classic
move where they try to wait you out that long.
Oh absolutely, it's happened before four or five minutes, where
you're just like it's a stare down. Well, but here's
the thing. She's on her phone the entire time, doing whatever.
So I figure, oh, she said, why don't you just leave?

(21:22):
She well, she could a good thing to bring up,
Woody because she could have just left. But she's looking
at me, she's smiling, she's on her phone. She probably
looking what cart narks are.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
She's already in the car, in the car, they're back.

Speaker 11 (21:32):
They're in the car, they're sitting there next to the
cards and so ford.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
But I know what's gonna happen is eventually when I leave,
she's going to wait for that moment to drive away,
because clearly she knows what's going on.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I'm standing there. She's not scared. She knows what the
deal is. Yeah, I'm pointing at the car.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
She could use that time to just put the card on.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Oh yeah, she could have put the whole lot back
at the store. Now listen, now that's the whole setup.
When I find when she does finally do what I predicted,
where she gets away, it's right, and I put the
magict on the hood.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
She comes barreling out of that car with this excuse,
we skip weird, just left your card there? Shot her
up on her.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, I got it. You are putting my daughter in
danger with the do you think you're doing?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Star lying a hole?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
And to me this is especially scummy because if I
was putting her daughter in danger, why was she sitting
there for five minutes?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Why does she stop a running vehicle to get out
and yell at me?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
If I was truly put why is she leaving your.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Kid alone with a dangerous man?

Speaker 10 (22:29):
How does that even equate in her head?

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Well, because it's these things that I happened before in
Carton Arks. Is that parents do is they get to
pretend that they're the hero, and they get to put
that on me as I heard a villain putting people
in danger, which is doubly again, doubly scummy because the
people who actually are in danger, now it's like, okay,
well not no one's telling the truth.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Blah blah blah blah blah. So I point that out
to her, all right, will do you show cart narks?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
What do you think you're doing? Well, ma'am?

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Do ever and Jim and A my daughter her scare
her because you're staring and you're.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
I don't give.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Now.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
I think that she believes what she's saying because you
don't act like that. And I'm looking in her eyes.
I can tell like, this is what this wasn't This
was an act, but it wasn't an act. You know,
she's she's being performative, but she's she's internalized this lie.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Somehow sounds odd, right, Greg, sounds.

Speaker 11 (23:27):
Like remember that clip of that lady that will scream
about Jesus on TV, Oh, super super famous clip.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was thinking she sounded like the telemarketer, like the
woman who was young at the telemarketer.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
People have died.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
And I got I'm asking her. She just says intimidated,
like how I pointed to the car, I put a
man on your car.

Speaker 10 (23:47):
Stupidest argument ever.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
And but now, okay, so you think that, oh, well, obviously,
if I'm doing all this stuff, emergency, call the cops,
et cetera, or get right back in your car and
don't do that go away.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Scummy of you.

Speaker 14 (24:02):
I'm not doing that to your scummy of you to
use her as a shield for your laziness, ma'am, that's
a real poor of example.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
You're using.

Speaker 14 (24:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Then she goes, oh, that was it, So she had
to get out scream at me. Lie, it sound like
she kicked her own car.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
That's when she finally sat down in the car. But
the frame of the car hit the ground. And so like,
even if she's gone, tires gone, if.

Speaker 10 (24:24):
She believes what she's saying, her daughter's in danger, and
now on top of that, her daughter's so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh her daughters.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Is this?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I got a feeling that this is not new. Like,
if she's acting like this way, the daughter is probably
used to her mom flying off the handle. And my
mom was like that when I was a kid. She
not like this like she would but she would be
more mad at us, Like we get the brunt of things.
It wouldn't be random strangers, and it wouldn't be car
narks in the parking lot.

Speaker 10 (24:48):
This is the kind of woman that uses the term
mama bear.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, it's so.

Speaker 11 (24:53):
Much I hate.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Bear.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
Would he showed card narks? So also, here is a
guy who I walked up to and he parked. He
parked way way far out, like toward the edge of
the parking lot. Now there's not many cart returns out
that way, but that's for a reason because that's where
like employees park or big trucks and stuff and so
on and so forth. And he he left his car
just sitting next to him. Whatever, Who cares, blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's my world.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Now, the thing that caught me strange about this guy
is that he was wearing a an LA Clippers basketball jersey.
He had an LA Lakers fanny pack. And then I know,
and he has more sports tatoos we'll get to in
a second. I like all the team right exactly. But
then he but as I approach him, he comes out
also very hot.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
That's all. Where the car goes. Take it somewhere.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
Well, See, the thing is, I can't follow you everywhere?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
What about?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Am I gonna be here the next time?

Speaker 15 (25:39):
Hold it over there?

Speaker 14 (25:39):
That's your your car, Take it over it bothers me.
But you're gonna keep on doing it all right? Here
we go car docks holding mind it?

Speaker 13 (25:46):
What do you do?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
I feel like you have an idea what I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Yeah, of course the classic and we see this. I
get this in comments all the time. If it bothers
you so much, you do it for me. Yeah, And
as I explained it to him, I can't follow you
everywhere every time you litter, don't wash your hands, don't
flush the toilet.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You're trying to teach your kids to make good decisions,
and it's that point. Yeah, if you don't like round us,
you've been fine, but I can't be there, Like when
you're out with your friends or where you're doing something.
You have to be Yeah, like I just needed you
didn't know how to make a good decision.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
And to your point, what are This is something people
should learn as children. But this man is probably almost fifty.
He's a confused sports fans and he like card narks.
I think that's the besides picking up cards, that's the
very littlest part of what we do. It is understanding
the lies and the stupidity of human psychology. Now you
would think at this point when you have the same

(26:38):
thing the treatment, Yeah, he's gonna fight me, he's gonna scream,
he jumps out, and I don't even put the magnet
on his car.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yet I just showed it. I've showed it to him.

Speaker 10 (26:45):
What do you do with him?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
He gets out and takes the cart back. I mean
he's he he's still stupid about it. Whatever, I mean,
he's taking the card back.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yes, I'll take that.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 13 (26:56):
You're getting a.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Hold on you.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
Are you an actor?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
What do you want? R?

Speaker 14 (27:02):
Are you an actor?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
No?

Speaker 14 (27:05):
Okay, you have a lot of sports teams you enjoy
man seeing Lakers, Yankee, Steelers, Clippers, Jeez Kawhi Leonard whenever.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I do enjoy orderly this, that is true?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Good, at least he did it.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
Yeah, that's not first. Have you ever have you ever
seen anybody with a both on his on his sleeve
of stupidity? He had a Steeler's tattoo and a Yankees logo.
I've never in my life never seen it, and again
Clippers and Lakers. On top of that, he just likes
the favorite.

Speaker 11 (27:32):
Our friend, dumbass Tyler. He has uh some tattoos like
that on his arm, and he is a dumbassy. Yeah,
Mom tends the name us Tyler. But this is pretty interesting.
So the guy could walk.

Speaker 9 (27:45):
He could walk here, he said, I hope you enjoy
your job. He had every excuse not to do it,
but he didn't. He actually got out and did it okay,
which is a weird, like.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
He was young.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, it looks like we have time for one more
if you got one Sea Basketball show cardner. The position
of cart narks in the media.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
This is from one of the I guess trillion barstool
podcast called macro Dosing, and they, for whatever reason, they
were talking about putting your you know, picking upup to yourself,
et cetera, et cetera. And this is with one of
their barstool guys and Arian Foster, NFL legend, also a
guy who doesn't like the cart narks, and he's some
kind of Tennessee Vols fan, And here's him and them

(28:22):
talking about the whole principle.

Speaker 16 (28:24):
Let's say there's someone whose wife is like tremendously sick
and they're running to the store to get her a
bunch of stuff and trying to get back home, and
they don't put the car back, and this guy's running
up to their car and slapping on their car, Like,
is that is that a good use of anyone's time?

Speaker 8 (28:36):
You should call them?

Speaker 11 (28:38):
She's not going to die, but she's so this guy
can only he needed to put the bottle of medicine.

Speaker 16 (28:44):
Well, he had to get like he had to get
like a case of gatorade and stuff.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
It was the whole thing. If it's not a die emergency,
then you can put the car back.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, exactly right, thank you, Arian Foster. A lot of
people invent these like, Okay, here's the thing. Let's say
you're walking out of the grocery store in your leg breaks. Yeah,
it can happen, or if somebody shoots you or you
get hit by a car. In those situations you get
hit by fine, but he's he's absolutely right. If it

(29:11):
was that bad, why didn't call the ambulance and why
do you need a car? Well, but in any other situation,
it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Isn't this like the cliche like straw man argument.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Exactly yes, and it's not. And it's it's not like
it takes like you already took the time to get
in your car, go to the store, go into the
store and get all this stuff, check out, leave walk
to the car.

Speaker 10 (29:32):
The extra.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Extra and I don't know why people by the way,
doctor Phil pulled the same crap on me too. That
was the dumbest and and I don't get why people
think this is and they think, again, that's the point
one percent of times. But every time I go to
someone in card arcs and I and people say, well,
I'm busy, and I asked them, and that's never they store, right,
it's never. The excuse is my wife's got explosive brads,

(29:56):
never ever, ever. So I just want to say, I
just don't want to.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I'll take that.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
I'm entitled.

Speaker 9 (30:03):
Yeah, so that's what these guys kind of land with
this egg. By the way, the guy from who's against
me in this clip is just like four hundred pounds,
just grossly obese, So why wouldn't he want to be
I'm I returned my car. Don't put that on all
of us, fatty all right, So here they are wrapping
things up.

Speaker 16 (30:16):
I think that guy's a loser and he's wasting everyone's time.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
I think that guy's a loser.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I think that guy's a loser.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
I think that guy's a loser.

Speaker 16 (30:23):
And he's wasting everyone's time and also committing crimes. Someone
running up to your car and slapping a magnet on
it with a little wand going we will we woo
your lazy look like, dude, get a job that is
his job.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
That's not a job. It might be his job.

Speaker 16 (30:38):
It's not a job.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, it's a job that he does for his job.
It's a job for this job, it's a sub job.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's fun as hell and entertaining. That's right.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
So he also he finds something you love, find a
job that he loves it?

Speaker 11 (30:50):
Right, Yeah, he enjoys.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You don't get to dictate how people have income in
this country, brother, are country?

Speaker 10 (30:57):
Keep doing the Lord's work. Cart do great things.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
Brother that is four time pro bowler, Arian Foster, new
converts and of fisihally. I didn't have a list of
celebrity fans and car Mark well sea bass Night's work.
Somebody actually brought the cart back.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Can't you believe it? He lets, I thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Ste What you're gonna do? What do you think you're doing?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Do you ever?

Speaker 13 (31:25):
And jimed my daughter?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
What did I do? What I say to work?

Speaker 13 (31:28):
To scare her? Because you're staring and you're throwing this.
I don't give her?

Speaker 8 (31:34):
Really the Woody Show? Who am I the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Well, nice way to start a Tuesday, yet bad even
though it's the butthole of the week. True. Yeah, you
gotta travel today too, oh good? Oh yeah, ye, but
it'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Did you ever get your ticket by the oh to go?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (32:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
The other day it was like, yeah, I forgot to
book my Yeah, I thought you were going.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
On this and then I forgot to check in this
morning and I did. We checked in. Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Medicine are going to Dallas after the show today, Shadow
Dallas for a couple of a couple of days, one
of one of our our great woodies show cities. Yeah,
and uh, we'll be there for the next couple of days.
But you know, the show continues as always. You know,
we'll be on the road and the rest of the
crew will be here. It works out.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah. I love Dallas. People are so nice.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
They're so nice. The barbecue is good to the point,
barbecue is great. There's a great place. Uh it's an
Addison kind of over by Galleria where the radio station
is in that area. If you ever been to Dallas,
go to this place called Oaked Oh a k apostrophe
d so good. That's where we went right, Yes, big

(32:55):
like metal tray, so good.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Loved it so good. When are Airline's going to stop
this whole nonsense of checking in?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, what's the point you have your You don't have
to You can go to the airport and get your
boarding pass there. You got to check in to get
your boarding pass. You don't have to check in a ticket.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
I only ever understood it for that's your boarding group.
But if you don't do that, then who cares?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Right, you got your thing, don't worry about me. I'm fine,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I don't think they're worried about you. I think it's
for Southwest if you want to make sure that you're
any groups, saying that's what I said, at the very least.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Otherwise, if you're not doing it for a boarding group,
I'll either when I get.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
There, exactly leave me alone. That's life.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
So, Gina, you have your kolonoscoby appointment today. Yeah, okay,
So I wanted to bring this up because she brought
this up to us, saying, hey, because Greg and I
both have had I think we're the only other people.

Speaker 10 (33:50):
Have you had one?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
No, you haven't had them for any reason, but you're
such a medical disaster because I think I wasn't sure
if there's a difference between men and women for whatever.
I don't know, because I'm not a doctor. I'm the
guess who was gast right.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
So anyway, she goes for the appointment before the kolonoscopy,
which I didn't.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Have to do. I didn't have to do that. Yeah,
in person with the doctor.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, I did that, and the doctor put a finger
in her butt.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, And I was like, Okay, I guess that's normal,
which Greg not experienced.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I did not have the first time anything went in
the back door was the kolonoscopy itself.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
This was like right after like shaking my hand and
saying nice to meet you, and then it was like
up on in there?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
No, and for what purpose? Yeah, that's the whole purpose
of the kolenoscopies, to go up there, go up there?
Then like, why why are we doing this? Twice?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I just looked it up.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
According to Google, they might do that just to check
for hemorrhoids or like fissures or something to make sure
that the kolenoscopy is not going to cause any damage.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
But if I had one, wouldn't I tell him?

Speaker 7 (34:50):
Like, she didn't ask any questions he just checked himself.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
But you you even Okay, so you have a hemorrhoids
or whatever, Like, they're still going to pave the coloni.
Wouldn't they notice that? Yeah, it's not gonna stop.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Them doing but I think it would need a look.
But I never hemorrhoids never came up. I was like, Hi,
let's talk about this. Klonosby was like, well, before we
do that, before you take your pants off.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
You're gonna feel a little pressure. At first, it's just
my finger, but then you're gonna feel my watch. This
is normal that that might scrape your hemright, all.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Right, that's another one. It's a metal band. I have
another one today with a different doctor. If he does that,
is it me? Do I have just an inviting ass
and demeanor. I'm very sweet. Yeah, this chick likes this. Yeah,
it'll make it more comfortable with me.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's an icebreaker.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So okay, so before you had your Kolonosby when you
went in for your consultation, yeah, I never had it.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I never ended up going through with the kolonoscopy. Okay.
There for the that was the setup. That was the
setup for yes.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Okay, so when you went for your setup. Did that
happen to you? Did you get a finger in the butt?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Over to two not a seven. I think she got violent.
You got bonus procedures show a Brandy red Deck.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
News come up here in just a moment. Bad news.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Also, forty year old guy's name is Speedy Gonzalez.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, that's that's what his said, Speedy Gonzalez.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
All right, that rule.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Imagine that your last name is Gonzalez. You have a kid,
and you on purpose give that kid the name.

Speaker 10 (36:35):
That's not cool.

Speaker 11 (36:36):
One of the most famous people on the planet right now.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Speed don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:40):
I'm sure that's not his real name, Speed Speed.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, he's uh what does he do?

Speaker 11 (36:45):
It's like a live streamer about about what like what
he does, Like he does well, a lot of video
game stuff and then like I would say, like physical
stuff like he'll he'll race Tyreek Hill and he just
does these like insane physical challenges.

Speaker 10 (37:03):
He doesn't walk forty miles though. No, that's no baby.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah. Oh way.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
So this guy, Speedy Gonzalez arrested for robbing multiple Walmart stores.
Oh no, they say he stole more than twenty grand
worth of items. And he's currently, by the way, lifetime banned,
oh Walmart, but also being held on felony charges. So
Speedy Gonzales.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
So did they.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Did they? Do they wipe Speedy Gonzalez off the face
of the earth? Seems like in the cartoons. Is that
one of those things that was a victim of I
think so political? Probably they got rid of Pepe Lai. Yeah,
well Pee had some problem, very problem.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
He was a French Lizario.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yeah, Speedy gonzalezario like a like a casanova.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Oh oh yeah he has he's a ladies Yeah, exactly,
that's the one at her. But he wanted to no
speaking souls.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
I think, uh, he was just in a movie recently.
I think he was in Space Jam.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Two because I think gave him he sounds like this.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
No, I think our friend Gabriel Glacier's voice did it.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
They said they fear he perpetuated offensive stereotypes and removed
him from their programming.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Cartoon Network did in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
What are you talking about offensive?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, Herry, Herry, that's how Speedy speaks.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, yeah, well got a brand new redneck news. Phones
are open if you want to hit us up. Eight seven,
seven forty four. What he sent us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. I gotta show you
the mugshot in this one too.

Speaker 11 (38:40):
So what do you show you?

Speaker 16 (38:42):
Ever got a flat tire on your house?

Speaker 14 (38:45):
Is that for remig news?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
And today it's redneck news. This is from Florida where
you got this? Fifty six year old Hotty Shelley Hardwick
is her name. She got into what police categorized as
an alter k with her boyfriend. Now what they were
fighting about, who knows. But what we do know is
that things boiled over and got serious when Sally quote
this is according to the police report here picked up

(39:11):
a whole watermelon and threw it out. Oh now that's
some mupper body strekes.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
That's right impressive.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Now, she denied trying to hit the boyfriend, telling the
officers that she quote only threw the watermelon out of frustration.
He is fine by the way he dodged the melon.
But the cops did see watermelon seeds and other things,
juices on his face and clothing, okay us, and they
arrested Shelley for domestic battery. She spent the night in

(39:38):
the county jail and now has a restraining order against her.
She's not allowed to have any contact with the boyfriend,
and she's got to wear an ankle bracelet that monitors
for alcohol consumption. Okay, here's her mugshot. Oh, let's just
say she looks like she gives a very soft mouth party.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
She has those eyes were ones looking at you, the.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Others looking for you, I know, like a touch of
downs or something.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Yeah, yeah, old.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Poor thing.

Speaker 10 (40:09):
Oh wow, So that's that's that's true.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
That's from Florida fifty six year old Shelley Hardwick, who
was arrested after assaulting her boyfriend with a watermelon. That
is today's raid. Nick with another new album, Insensitivity Training
for a Politically Correct World. On this Tuesday morning, It's

(40:36):
April the eighth, twenty twenty five. Wood, Greg Boywood, Menace, Hi,
Gina gren Sea Bass. We've got Sammy Morgan's here taking
your calls eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
What he is?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
The phone number? You can send us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. I mentioned that story
about how that dude, Speedy Gonzales I love that guy.
He got arrested for robbing multiple Walmart stores, and then
we got into the conversation about Speedy Gonzalez canceled or
not canceled because of stereotype and everything in the cartoons

(41:12):
and apparently not so much. I guess Gabriel Iglesias did
have something to do with.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
For something, well, I think he They were supposed to
do a speaking Gonzalez movie and then Gabriel Gleasis was
going to do the voice, and then that wasn't happening
because Space Jam two was coming out, and I think
it might had been in Space Jams.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
They didn't he voice it for that. I think he
might have anyway. His cousin though, And I completely forgot
about that character, slow Poke Rodriguez's.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Speedy.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
What's the you know the names? You know that guy
was token for sure, slow Poke and apparently yeah he
was in space I never watched it, oh.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
So many times here slow Po. I know people like
worship space GM one. Well that's the.

Speaker 17 (42:03):
One which is me, not schlus Maus, which is maybe
slow Bug is pretty slow downstairs in the feats, but
he's pretty fast upstairs in the capas.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
That's gonna be my new go to line.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
The feet people are trying to cancel Speedy probably weren't Latinos.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
No, it never is.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
Never. Every person I mean, Latinos the least that I'm
surrounded by are very self deprecating.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Dude, Latinos and Jews so funny, I think the.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Best sense of humor. Yeah, that's why I said, if
I ever had to choose a religion, I'm not a
religious person, but if I had, if somebody like I
choose not to be, but if it was one of
those things, nope, you have to, I'd go Jew all
day every day.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
He was great.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You know, it's pretty good most most part. There's a
lot of I like a lot of jew food. Yeah,
and then uh, you know, it's always fun. Yeah, like
the get togethers and the bar mitzvahs were always fun.
I think I just remember a lot of stuff from like,
you know, being a kid, and that's weddings.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
The share vans.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I always say that. Well, the Jews always say for holidays.
Every holiday is the same. They tried to kill us,
we survived, Let's eat that's every holiday.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I'll also talk about over and I really hate how
and it's certain people, like you're right, certain people feel
the need to go back and they look at everything
in the past through today's PC lens. Right, I was
reading about the mighty morphin Power Rangers, which I was
always too old for that by the time that came
out time, Right, I was always I was already ate

(43:39):
a aged.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Out of that.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Oh, I was so into Power Rangers. That came out
in ninety three. I was a sophomore in high school.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
So it was massive.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah, and there are people crying about how the casting
could have been quote so blatantly racially insensitive.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yes, so blatant. What do you mean it was?

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Agent was the Yellow Power Ranger.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, the Yellow Paler Ranger was played by an Asian,
but they had the Black Power Ranger was played by
a black person. The writer Tony Oliver says it was
such a mistake. And there's a whole episode on the show.
It's on ID channel and on Max it's called Hollywood Demons,
and the episode is called Dark Side of the Power Rangers.

(44:23):
No one even thought about it, Like, dude, come.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
How would you know? That doesn't even come close to
the problem with the Power Rangers. They're like, murder somebody.

Speaker 11 (44:30):
We're like, oh, it's actually diverse, Like they had a
diverse cast of people.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
They were helmets. How could you tell who's who?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
But why do you have to make the Asian actor
the yellow one? Why do you have to make the
black actor the black one?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Well, let's just stop making TV then we can't.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
Get it right.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Shore Menace walked forty one miles to Disneyland with this
dude over in the UK. He ran on a treadmill
for twenty four hours. His name is Joe Pritchard. He's
twenty three years old. He did it for charity. He
ran one hundred and four point six miles yeah, and
would have done more, but he eventually lost control of
his legs and he passed out twice. His friends had

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to help him move. It took several days to recover.
But hey, for his efforts, he raised a hole five
thousand dollars Like people couldn't have ponied up more for
a guy who just ran one hundred plus miles.

Speaker 11 (45:24):
Could no longer feel his legs As people ask me like, oh,
did you do a charity angle for your walk and
go no, because no, I don't know dude. I can't
ask people for money anymore, even though helping like other
charities and stuff like that, Like I just I can't.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Do it you can, but I just don't understand like
why everything has to have a charity tied into it,
Like I think people I just think, like I know,
radio people, everything, every idea that comes up, well, what
charity we get?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
What's a charity angle?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
No, sometimes you can just do it just to do it,
just for like Menace walk into Disneyland just it was.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
A personal for me.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Yeah, I it was just it was for our stupid stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yeah, it's something I do.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
And then honestly I kind of don't even though I
want to help charities, I'll go help promote or whatever,
but I am I don't know. I don't think I'm
comfortable anymore asking for people to donate money to things.
I'm just not because I think like if people want
to donate money to something, they'll.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Just kind of do it on their own.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
So for the charity thing, because there's plenty of stuff,
like you're getting able to go out to raising canes
and spend money, so it's not about hey, here's something cool,
spend money.

Speaker 11 (46:31):
I think it's like if people want to spend money
or donate money, like that's their decision to do.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah, isn't it always?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah? But I think the I think you know what
it is. I just I feel like so much of
the tie ins to charity are not genuine. There's so
many of them.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, they're doing it to either try to look good sure,
or because they feel like just because they feel like
they have to.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
It's like or they say a portion will be donating,
like how much I want to know.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
There's a cherry that I love called power Site, right,
and their cherry, and I love supporting them, and they'll
just like they handle everything on their own and they'll
just like do pop ups and they'll people will show
up to their events and they'll get free glasses.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Right.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
But I'm not saying, hey, come donate money, right, so
they can ye understand what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
But if people want to feel helpful, it's great to
have something that feels vetted. Like if I just randomly
heard that, I'd be like, I don't know, is that legit?
But because you're telling me, then I believe you. So
it's good to have a voice and have something. Yeah,
you know that people can direct their good will towards.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I think that's more of the mentality now too, because
every time everybody talks about it, you check out the
grocery store, would you like to round up for Yeah? Yeah,
but we don't know if that's going and everybody's asking
for something. It feels like it's just a constant ask.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
So we can make it part of our attacks right off.
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, oh really yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
So the money, So the money they collect, like and
you go to the grocery store and they say, would
you like to do whatever? They don't get to use
that as a charitable tax right off. They have to
disclose that they raise that money through customer donations, so
it's not a tax right off for them?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Ever? Because somebody can match.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
It, they can whatever they add to it, you know,
whatever they do to match.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Somebody we both know with a microphone used to rail
against it. And now I'm going to have to let
them know that it might not be as nefarious.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
As he thought.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Maybe they used to do that and they closed a
loophole because they figured out that people were doing that.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, like all of a sudden, like yeah, it's from us.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Oh. There was a guy he did mornings at one
of the radio stations that I worked at years ago,
and that was his big thing. Every year he would
do a thing, and it was all going to charity. Yeah,
but he would get all these T shirts that the
company spent the money to have printed up. He'd go
out to a place and he would sell the T
shirts for you know, fifteen bucks or whatever it was.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
At the time.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It was all cash because it is before everybody just
using square and you know digital stuff. So he would
have bags of cash from these events that he would
go do. He would go deposit it into his bank
account and then he'd write a check to the charity.
So he did correct.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right, look at this guy correct, and.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
He's like, well, even though I'm not getting paid to
go out and do these events, he figured he was
getting the right off. That was going to be his
quote compensation.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
And then he got in trouble for wasn't there a
DJ out in New York that had like a giant
ranch that.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
His listeners paid for it?

Speaker 10 (49:38):
Don Imus Ranch.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
They made it.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
I made it in charity. I don't know the details
on it, so I can't see it too much, but
I think it.

Speaker 10 (49:46):
Would benefit every charity to stop using a couple of
phrases that turned me off instantly. Number One, raising awareness.
I am very much aware of breast cancer, thank you
and empowering. That's so vague that it makes it it's
a turnoff.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Yeah, I want research, I want medicine. I don't want
my money to go to raising awareness.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Let's free.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I'll be aware.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
The turnoff for me now is attaching strong to everything
that's right, whatever, whatever's happened, blank strong, Yeah, that's strong,
that's strong.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
We get it.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Like, let's let's find something else like Boston strong. After
that whole marathon bombing thing happened. That was the first
one I remember where it was like strong, Boston Strong. Fine,
that's theirs.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Now it's like gut milk, got ad space or now
everyone uses.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, okay, so uh you know, not eleven never forget
okay Boston Marathon. Like every event needs its own slogan.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah anohing.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You can't just glom onto somebody else's strong.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah, that cuts me off from rule.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Like let's say I do donate to a charity, which
I do yearly, not for just tax it right offs
If they start following up with just like constant mailers
to get.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
You, you're out.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
You're out.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
I'm like, you're wasting so much money yep, to like
try to get me to donate even more. And after
I've donated to you, stop sending me emails constantly asking
for more. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah I got you unsubscribed.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
No thank you.

Speaker 15 (51:16):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
On the walking and exercise thing, the guy with the
marathon five thousand dollars, which is where this conversation started,
how did the backtrack to figure out how.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
We got to this conversation. Yeah, Now this.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Is my kind of hiking. I am not a hike person,
but I would do that. It's dangerous, very dangerous. Several
mountains in China have been installing escalators so anyone can
quote hike up them, and so it's it's like having
a gondola style lift, but it's a literal escalator.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Look them up like a.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Mountain escalators China. Awesome, right, And so they say it's
better than a gondola because a gandla just shoots straight
to the top. These escalators they give you a chance,
multiple stops along the way to take a break and
you know, break from your hike and see the sights.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Look at that. It doesn't even look real.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
You know what it reminds me of if you've been
to Universal Studios Hollywood they have for those to get
down that go from the upper lot to the lower
lot of the park. It kind of reminds me of that,
but at a much bigger scale.

Speaker 11 (52:25):
Wonder if these things that are break down they got
to be we take the stairs everybody.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Officials will tell you it's so that people with mobility
issues and older folks can get to the top to
see the view without having a hike up. But really
it's just because people are lazy. The reaction has been mixed.
The critics argue that having the escalator takes the fun
out of hiking.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
What fun.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Puts the fun in?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
And also, can you imagine how much it costs to
install an escalator on a mountain? Nope, no idea, dude,
that's got to be insane. Over two mil for what
how many like a fire step escalator?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah exactly. I don't know, but if all I know is.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
If I'm gonna get like a you know, three yards
of concrete from my backyard, it's like fifty million dollars.

Speaker 10 (53:09):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Those are one of the big big disappointments in life. Though.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
You get to a place and it's not working. Yeah,
oh my god, you look like Oh, it's the one
going upwards.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
That's work.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Whatever I needed up there, I'm just not going.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yeah, that's so true. Or those ones that are like flat,
I love those at the airport. Those are awesome. When
those aren't working, you're like, damn it, I just.

Speaker 14 (53:36):
Got to do the thing.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I was already doing thing. Even when those aren't working,
I'll still walk on them. Really, even if they're not moving,
I still walk on those.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
As supposed to. I don't know, so you stay on track.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Some of them are kind of bouncy and foamy, you know, like, yeah,
it's more comfortable on your foot.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
No, not the ones on the airport. The airport ones
are just a straight to Oh I've gone over like
robbery ones. Yeah, me too, really like kind of almost bouncy.
I do out of the Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 11 (54:02):
Yeah, but you're so disappointed when you get there and
you're like, oh, it's not working.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Like the one time I went to Pearl Harbor the
water was too rough and we couldn't go onto the monument.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I was like, that's why I'm eating.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Right to take a quick break, we'll come back. We
got some of the trending news headlines. Gina grad. Tell
me all about the trending news headlines today.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I sure will.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Florida beat Houston sixty five to sixty three to win
the men's NCAA Championship. Despite trailing by twelve points in
the second half, Florida took the lead in the final minute.
This marks Florida's third national title. Also a little fun fact,
a person who entered a CBS Sports match March Madness
bracket finished one game from a perfect bracket.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yeah, they picked Oklahoma State. What's the odds of that?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I'll tell you, because I don't think anybody's ever picked
a perfect bracket. They've done those contests.

Speaker 11 (54:57):
Before where they offer up yeah, like a million, least.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
A million. Yeah it was YEAHO, you're.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Right, nobody's ever I don't think anybody's ever done it.
It is nearly impossible.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah, the NCAA computed the chances of getting every single
game right.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
It is one in nine point two quintillion. So there's
a chance.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
So you're saying there's a chance. A biotech company called
Colossal Biosciences has.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Just brought the dire wolf back from extinction, So we're
looking wolf. It's cool, it's huge.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
These are giant wolves. They vanished around ten thousand years ago,
but they're now three living pups. Here's how they pulled
it off Science Jurassic Park.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
I'm gonna say, cue the music, but we're supposed to
have the wooly mammoth.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Like they're working on the they're working on it. But
here's how they pulled off the pups. Scientists used DNA
from ancient dire wolf fossils. See if this sounds familiar
again any movie plots you might know of. Compared them
to modern day gray wolves, which are basically ninety nine
point five percent genetically the same, and using gene editing,
they tweaked the gray wolf DNA to match the dire wolves.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Those edited cells were.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Placed DNA that's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
In the dog surrogates and Boom Direwolf puppies born late
last year early this year. They're now living on a
protected two thousand and acre preserve, and like Mena said,
this is just part of Colossal's bigger goal to bring
back other extinct species. They're wanting to bring back the
wooly mammoth by twenty twenty eight. Why do we need
the wooly mammoth?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
But my question is why aren't there reasons natural cycle
of ones, reasons that you know, species meant for now
come and go.

Speaker 11 (56:36):
Yeah, but here's the thing. A lot of this has
to do with the animals, but they're kind of doing
this with the animals first, so they can do with
humans genetic editing so that we don't go extinct.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Yeah, but first of all, there's plenty of us for
eight billion.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, but also to fix a lot of health issues
and things like that. So here's what's going to happen.
I can predict it because Nate Natra finds a way, right,
So here's what's going to happen. They're going to figure
out how to make us live forever. And then that's
when the big meteor comes and takes it just like
the dinosaurs. Yeah, like we figured it out. Yes, okay,
so as long as everything stays okay here.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
On Earth, isn't it ironic?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
But that's when some you know, something the size of
the Moon's gonna clide.

Speaker 11 (57:17):
That's when we all move back to Mars. Yeah, just
going back and forth.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
I just kind of feel like the whole and who
knows this is this could be a very good high
conversation at some point that it's a final destination kind
of thing. If if man is not supposed to live forever,
man won't live forever, right, but we something will take.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
It out longer than we did hundreds of thousands of
years ago whenever died in their twenties.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Well, yeah, that's different. That's that's a slight uh, you know, evolution.
But I'm saying, you know, everything has a life star.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
We're hacking it.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
If ever, if you believe it, nothing lasts forever. Yeah, right,
nothing truly lasts forever. Species don't last forever, dinosaurs or
whatever you want, like, you know, so at some point
this will come to an end no matter what we do.
They're gonna be some other force. You believe in something,
a higher power kind of thing, like it's not meant
to be that.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
And then in a micro you think like, well, I
can bring my you know, beloved dead husband back.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Nah, not the same guy.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
We don't take dogs.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
The genetic editing where you can like, okay, I can
just do one thing and I don't have to keep
on taking shots to lose.

Speaker 17 (58:22):
You know.

Speaker 11 (58:23):
It's like I could just do this one little genetic
editing thing and then suddenly until the extra were et.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
I thought we already could do that with babies, right,
the designer baby thing, where it's.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Like, yes, but there's so many policies against it.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Right, but we technically could. So that's my other version
is with the gray wolf, is that the only reason
we were able to bring the dire wolf back is
that we just took the gray wolf and then manipulated
it to look like well we we essentially.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Be they they pulled the DNA from a fossil of.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
A dire wolf, and okay, so it didn't really have
to do with the gray wolf, so we could do
it with a dinosaurs.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Well, well, like I said in the news story, it's
ninety nine nine point five percent the same.

Speaker 10 (59:06):
Well, why can't they take a dude with an awesome
body and a ginormous wiener and tweak my DNA?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Well that's what they're.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Trying to do.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Well, then bring it on.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
I'm all for it's Yeah, he is ripped with no effort.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
That's the dream.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You are ripped with no effort. Please, all right? Are
you kidding? He eats nothing? Oh, that is effort, that's true. Well,
he doesn't do any real power is almost impossible.

Speaker 11 (59:37):
But Greg wants to hog out on ice cream.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, who doesn't.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Well, let's talk about this Minecraft movie. This is causing
some chaos in theaters, especially during a scene where Jack
Black's character yells chicken Jockey after seeing a baby zombie
writing a chicken in a boxing ring, and like, teenage
boys lose their minds.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Oh, Greg, you can sound like you can probably explain
this to us, Yeah, Hockey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
The moment is apparently based on a rare event in
the game. It went viral.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Fans shout the line in the theater. They throw popcorn,
they lose, it go insane during the movie. In some cases,
things have gotten so out of hand that cops have
been called to boot the rowdy teens. And then I
saw a clip where like they boot out all the
kids from the front Road. They have the same haircut,
by the way, and everyone's like cheering and like throwing popcorn.

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Like, what's the line that makes them crazy?

Speaker 13 (01:00:28):
Chicken Jockey?

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yeah, it's like the new Rocky horr. The Supreme Court
has ruled that the Trump administration can use an old
wartime law to deport Venezuelan migrants accused of being gang members,
but only if they're given a chance to challenge it
in court. The hearings have to happen in Texas, not Washington,
and it doesn't allow the Trump administration to start sending

(01:00:50):
people back to El Salvador again like they were doing
without giving them a chance to challenge the deportation in court.
While conservative justices supported the ruling, liberal justices dissented, saying
it risked too many wrongful removals.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I could see what the process is going to be.
It's like when I tell my kids, I'll think about it. Yeah, right, yeah,
we'll see a Salvador. Anything to say for yourself, Yeah, man,
didn't do it cool on the bush. Yeah, you're not
really going to think about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Well, there has been, you know, out of all the
whatever stories, there has been a couple of horror stories.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
And you're like, well, good luck to everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I mean, look, there's always some where they say
dolphins caught in the tune in it, right, I don't understand.
Don't pretend to understand how er how it all works,
or you know what the what the right answer had.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
A like a what do they say, like a makeup
artist had a mom tattoo, so they thought he was
a gang member, and he's like, hello, I'm too fabulous
for this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Okay, look, there's too many stories about politicians being nasty.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
To each other, right, yeah, but this is actually good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
This is this is something nice for a change between No,
I'm serious between the two sides.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Prove it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
It's a poul Titian in uh not Ohio. It's Idaho.
What's her name, Brooke Green? She's a Democrat here it is,
and she's currently going through treatment for breast cancer. And
so a group of Republican lawmakers shave their heads in solidarity.
See isn't that nice? And yeah, here's Representative.

Speaker 15 (01:02:19):
Green being surrounded by all my colleagues and my friends
is really special. It's something you know when you serve
in this capacity. It's a bond we all have with
one another. And for them to do this for me
has been really very very heartwarming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
That's lovely.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
See, I'm really happy to legit nice. Well, that's a
good one to go out on that. And that's what's
going on with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
A I thank you very much, Gina Grab We're going
to take a quick break. More wood He shows next.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
All right, Oh yeah, I gotta leave notes for myself
all the time too. Two seconds ago I was thinking, oh,
I want to bring that up. Yeah, Mike's go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
On is gone?

Speaker 10 (01:03:09):
Ready forgot?

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Yeah, I love to note for myself this morning.

Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
Do taxes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
You aamn, Greg Thursday. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
You don't have to go right you just I'm going
to actually go because I waited so long, and I
have a few questions. So that's why you just send
it and say, hey, hit me up after you get
all this. I have a couple of questions. I like
you with birthday cards. When it comes to taxes, I
wait until the fourteenth at eleven fifty eight pm. Oh god,
I gotta do my Yeah, Herry want to hear about

(01:03:40):
I'm gonna change it up. I'm just gonna tell you
something else. But oh but I want to know what
your note was.

Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
I'll go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
But since you're talking, since you're talking about money and stuff,
some people just don't like money. The CEO of Spirit Airlines,
this guy, uh, Ted Christie is his name. He's been
the spirit for thirteen years and then out of nowhere he.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Put in his reskin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
What but here's the thing, Ted, if he would have
just waited a few months. Yeah, he would have gotten
a three point eight million dollar retention bonus, and then
he could have quit after that and he could have
kept the bonus.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Who so, no one's understanding Well wait why.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
That what?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Just like why would just it's like a roster bonus
and it was a sports yea.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Anyway, No, no matter where.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Your issue is with your job, just stick it out.
Yeah for the ill tell you what if you can
hang out for three more months, like you even have
to work with Sea Bass or whatever. It is, three
point eight million dollars down, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
I'm holding there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Let's just say it was until maybe it was fall.
I don't know, Like, let's just say till the end
of the year. The year of the year, it's April.
Some people just really don't like money.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
There's got to be such a juicy reason.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
It seems like a lot of companies don't like money.
When you hear about, like in food News, some delicious
food on it, We're going to test it and on market. Yeah,
people will love it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
And if it fails in that market, we're not gonna
put it anywhere else, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Or open a location of some fast food place that
isn't available. Why do you hate money? Yeah, exactly, we'll
go odd, zero sense at all. Well, this other guy,
if you want to tip on more money, you want
more money, just dream about more money with this guy
in DC did he was going through a rough stretch.
His mom and his dog, and I guess it both
died right around the same time, which I mean that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
One night through all this he had a dream. He
had a dream that he became a millionaire. And so
the next day he was thinking about that dream. He
decided to buy a lottery ticket and guess what, Greg,
he didn't win an his dream came true. The ticket
hit for one million dollars. So I was going to
use some of the money to take a vacation and

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then save the rest for retirement.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Awesomart guy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Yeah, okay, see he likes money.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
His dog died, so lucky, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
The other the Spirit Airlines guy, he apparently hates money,
I guess eight seven seven forty four. Wood sent us
a text over to two two nine eight seven show.

Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
We'll be right there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
A couple of things. First thing I'll tell you is
that Menace and Bort will be out on Thursday. Yeah,
it's this Thursday, the tenth, three to five pm at
Biology at Irvine Spectrum. Come on through a bunch of
giveaways there that's this Thursday. Get all the details by
going to the events page on the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 11 (01:06:34):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct World. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
That is Greg Gory. There's menace.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
What is up?

Speaker 10 (01:06:54):
Gina grad is here?

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Hi, we got sea backs, Sammy Morgan's taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four Woody. And Morgan comes in every once in
a while, almost like a secretary, and she's got questions
that she's collected because she sees, you know, the people
on the text, and we try to do our best

(01:07:15):
to get back to you know, people on the text
when we can, but there's there's some that escape us.
We get busy and we're doing stuff. But she's been
collecting some of the questions that people have on the text,
that people have been calling in with that you know,
haven't made it onto the air. And so we figured
like she's got all these questions from listeners. Maybe we
can we can answer some of those.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Okay, hopefully you can.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Yeah, and there was one in particular that you brought up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna start with that one because this is
one that caught my eye. I think you guys missed.
So it's from the three to one. Oh yeah, says
hey Woody show. We are expecting a baby in June.
We want the gender to be a surprise. But we're
having a debate about whether if it's the boy, to
give them the chop or not.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
What do you guys think circumcision? Yeah, totally, yeah for it.
Usually it's based on the dad, what he wants it is, right?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
That's what I would think. Dad is usually the more
adamant one about that time.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Yeah, and I know moms who put the kai on it, right,
And that's not fair. Really, I don't think that's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
I don't know that was the rule.

Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
I didn't know there was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Like I thought it was just like a decision that
my circumstanced because well.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
If he decides later, who wants to go through that
made later? People have done it later in life. It
was not fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Weal we talked to him. Yeah, we we've talked about
this before. No child, no baby remembers their circumcision. They don't,
so like you could take that out of the equation.
I don't remember it. It might have been traumatic as hell,
you don't remember. You have no idea whether you blacked
it out or that's just the way that God intended anything.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
I think it's the fear of something going wrong that
you would end up saying no to it, right, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
And people are just very much against it, like it's
some kind of like well and the mutilation and people
who are either penis.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Intactivists or something something like that huge amount of people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
There's three guys who dress in white with red splotches
on the I mean, look as a guy, I would say, definitely,
definitely do it. I mean it does seem I mean,
it does seem cleaner.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
It's it's it's more visually appealing, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:09:28):
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I don't really think.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
About it visually appealing to whom, appealing to whom, visually
to others, yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Himself.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
So yeah, I would think there's in general, well.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Aren't they all the same one they're excited.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Yeah, so what does it matter, because you've got to
be very hygienic. Yes, you want to figure that out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
I have seen both up close close per person, and
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
The one that didn't get the chop weird, weird taste,
lack of hygiene.

Speaker 13 (01:10:15):
Maybe that would be a hygiene thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
That might not be everybody, but that particular not not
so good. That is well, that is okay.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
So they actually do these and adults in some cases,
because it does reduce the risk of as they say,
and the ribbon and the terran oh exact and men
in Africa I had, like I told the whole village,
it got it because of some kind of STV that
was going around.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yeah, it is easier hygiene. A wild day that one
of the trillion box botched things well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
All in favor of this person getting their son's circumcised.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Say, I was making the final decision for them, but
I asked it might be a girl, worry about it.
They did that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
They did ask all right, Next question.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Next one from the eight one eight. Hey, I'm a
straight guy, and I forgot if I'm okay to use
an umbrella or not sea bass?

Speaker 11 (01:11:10):
What do you think.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
That's good question?

Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
Yeah, umbrella is typically as a straight man, you don't
want to be using those, however.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
By yourself or with another person.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Certainly not with another person unless it's a chick.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
That's That's like saying, do you want to when you
go to the bathroom, do you dock with the guy
next to you? That's just ridiculous. That's a press to
even throw out there, would he?

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Yeah? Yeah, you never with another man, of course, not somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Can you use it if it's just you by yourself,
if it's absolutely pouring.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Downs I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Torrential downpour has to be and you have to live
in a place where that happens all the time, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yeah, here's the thing I think as guys, we're not
used to carrying stuff. So the chances of us carrying something,
remembering the grab it when you leave, it's just we.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Don't think about it. Oh we carry dumb bells and stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:11:55):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Yeah, yeah, paint buckets, carry a them around just in case. Yeah,
you know, we don't do that, but yeah, I would say.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I mean you're saying, no, it's it has to be
absolutely pouring and you have to be and on top
of that, you have to be walking outside for quite
a while.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Can you wear like a rain jacket, no umbrella if
you are middle aged men wear rain though you're.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Talking about the fisherman type of rain jet repels water.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I think whatever your regular, whatever coat you're already wearing,
is acceptable, and you can even pull that up kind
of over your head. That you can't do that if
it's pouring down rain, pouring down rain.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
It's pouring.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I'm not talking about a drizzle. You walk through a drizzle,
my nizzle.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Okay. The raincoat thing is have to be you have
to be again on a crab boat or I mean
just use a winter coat that that would protect.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Me, or or you're hiking in the woods and you're
going to be there for four days and you know
it's going to rain. Yeah, otherwise it's weird if you
have a raincoat.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
I've got one. I forget what, I have a cute one.
Well that's for girls. Again, rain boots and have raincoats
for chicks.

Speaker 10 (01:13:07):
Like in a financial district, men that have to wear
suits to work, they're the ones that have those full
length rain friends ones.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Yeah, school shooters for gain coats, the dusters okay, So
I guess the answer is super gay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Is that it's just like, it's just that something. I
don't think.

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
It's not manly, fial, damn poor cool. There's a difference
between gay and not manly. But that But the guy asked,
is it gay?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
It's situational. I guess you guys question again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
He said, Hey, I'm a straight guy. I forgot if
I'm okay to use an umbrella.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Or that's not what he said. See that is as
a straight man, there's unmanly a different things. Yeah, you
guys imply to him.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
But why would he say as a straight man if
that wasn't because there's all constant the window game, it
would be acceptable.

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Yeah, because because I wouldn't say. When it comes to rain,
I think that we have gotten we as men, have
gotten the shaft when it comes to umbrellas, because men
have those umbrellas that are like domes. As a man,
I don't have the nerve to use one, but they
make more sense than your standard umbrella. Yeah, I would
love to use one, but I can't. They have LEDs

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and thanks society, you could, I couldn't. I could do
anything I want. I'm a grown adult. I can do
whatever you want as well, but.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
You can get away with it. I can get away
with it legally, legally because somebody would go like, all
right here, okay, complete hypothetical, right is dome umbrella?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
More umbrella?

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
He steps out of his car, he's walking into the store,
and some other dude goes, what are you gay? He
go yeah, actually.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Cool man. Yeah, tracks and the mouth party.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Yeah, And then that would be it'd be dy'd be like, oh, okay,
you have a pass.

Speaker 10 (01:14:57):
Or how about this nightmare scenario. You're dressed up to
go to a wedding or whatever and it's raining. You
use an umbrella. You don't have to. You're all shower fresh,
your hair is on point. Yeah, you don't want to
get wet before walking into the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Yeah, you look like it's combat.

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Well, it depends if you're against. How far is the
walk true? Yeah, standard parking lot or just wait it
out in your car.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
But your hair will be all messed up.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
Yeah, yeah, what about the hair?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
What's the next question.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
From the seven one to four. This is for Sammy.
I looked up Sammy yesterday and she is so hot.
Why is she single? Does she have cats? Or something.
Is there something going on downtown?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
What's the deal? I have a question for the person
to send that question.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Do you listen? She's so complicated?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Oh everyone is?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Actually no, because she's she's very particular. She has, like
you seem to be a person that has their way
of life and way of doing things. And it's very
much about like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
You mean, like her way or the highway, no way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Like the crocheting watching brom coms that I think some
guys would love that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
They want how does that make me particular?

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
It's just a okay, I mean, I got nothing else.
It's just a bad take unless us we had a question,
I was giving bad take us explaining what is her response?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
How about that? Thank you menace? Yeah? What is my
response as to?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
I mean, I think it's always a weird question for
people to be like, why are you single?

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
There doesn't have to be something wrong with me number
one to be single? Really, Sea Bass, that's a funny answer.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Well are you not singles? Are you with somebody? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Well, I don't want to take away from Sammy because
that's the main question here. But Menis and I both
laughed at that because it would lough at because it
seems kind of defense. Exactly, Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
You are single? Yes? Yeah, is there something wrong with you?
Hold on, we're derailing trying.

Speaker 9 (01:16:57):
It is a.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Defensive answer, because I think it's very rude for people
to always say things like that. I don't so that
to me to begin with, I don't really understand. I'll
say there's nothing strong with me, right, But I would
say probably the biggest thing is I just don't meet people.
I work a lot, I'm here all the time, I
go home, I'm go to bed early, and even like

(01:17:19):
when I hang out with people, a lot of my
friends are married and have kids.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
And at a certain point, you just are not meeting
new people.

Speaker 9 (01:17:28):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
It's a strange thing that you don't really expect to happen.
You don't really know what's coming, and all of a
sudden you're.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Like, oh my god, I don't need anyone new. Yeah,
where are the single people?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:17:39):
And I think you're right to get defensive because when
you when you're asked why are you single? The you
know they're implying something's wrong that because you are single, right,
so she should take.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Well, and it's the same thing as like, well, why
don't you have kids like you? That is so not
even like, don't don't tuget that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
What's what's the thing that we were talking about? The
dude who had the video about like, you know, there's crazy,
hot and single. You can only be two, you can't
be all three.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Okay, Well she's hot and she's single. Oh no, what
is it like?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Oh the matrix?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
You had a matrix? How's that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
How does that go?

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
So if she's hot and single, it's okay. So if
you're hot and single, it means you're crazy. If you're
crazy and hot, that means you're single. I see, if
you're crazy and single.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
Yeah, And he broke it down to the danger zone,
the fun zone, the wife zone, and the wife zone
for him was eight and above and they like a
two and below and crazy. Uh and then the below
that's the unicorn zone, which is eight and above hot
and like one and below crazy, which is but I
think Sammy to all this, Sammy's ex explanation was spot on,
because you at a certain age, all your friends are

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not hooking you up with their friends anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
They're going on daddy daughter daughter dates Like.

Speaker 11 (01:18:55):
My friend groups when they get together, like they're all
pretty much married and they it's all pretty much about
the kids now, right, And then there's a few people
that are like divorced and stuff and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
They're all bitter. And Sammy does have but you know,
they got probable her advantages.

Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
She does live near where she grew up mostly high school, college,
et cetera, so she has that going for her. I
have swirled this back around to Gina's question. I don't
have that going for me, right, Like when I lived
in Atlanta where all my friends where I went to
school is oh, I was every weekend. I was doing
all kinds of fun stuff if people who were. But again,

(01:19:33):
as you get to upper twenties into the thirties, that
starts to go away because all your buddies aren't doing
that stuff anymore unless you have like a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Full dirt a few friends, which I do.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Uh, And then it's like oh and that Well, again,
Sammy doesn't have advantage as a lady, but and as
a lady with no kids, which is aug for her.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Age is a huge advantage.

Speaker 9 (01:19:52):
As far as guys talking to her. But she doesn't
go on the dating apps. Yeah, and she does have
an awful schedule. Yeah, so what is Yeah, like Greg
always says, we talk.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
About that you don't like those apps, like if you're
if the whole thing is meeting people, like, you're not
in favor.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Of the apps.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
Well, I've never been on the apps. I just don't
think I'm that type of a person because I'm not.
I don't typically judge people. I know, you guys are
gonna be like, oh, but off of how they look.
I can't tell their vibe. And I'm much more of
a vibe type person than I am of how they look.
And I don't like judging people that way. It just
feels weird to me, and I won't I think accurately
be able to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
May I suggest speed dating?

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
Ooh okay, see now hold on, yeah, okay, that's a
that's a perfectly normal response.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Than that exactly other people that would go I get.

Speaker 9 (01:20:39):
That, I get that, I get that, but I but
from what I understand is that because the apps are
such a waste of time these days, people are going
back to I R L as they say, dating and
the speed dating. It isn't like it isn't some guy
with a mole and you know when you think of
like the movie version of all the creeps that would
be on speed Date. Apparently it's just people who are

(01:20:59):
like it's people with exactly Sammy's attitude of like I
don't want to deal with swiping and people flaky.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Yeah, I've never seen anyone have a great time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
On that phony pictures, right, eat, don't look like that
looks matter like you say, like you want to get
a vibe. What if a guy is an umbrella user?
Is that a deal breaker? What if he's uncircumstanced, uncircumcised
deal breaker? But okay, so feel about those two things
that we covered a big thing, you know it'd be okay.

Speaker 11 (01:21:25):
I was part of the Sex with Emily podcast, which
is like a relationship podcast for a very long time.
And another big word of advice though, because you do
have the weekends, maybe just like a half a Friday
and maybe a full Saturday, you have to change your
environment though. You can't constantly be doing this same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
You can't be Friday to to what he's point.

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Caneah, you can't be watching rom coms and knitting. I
thought that makes you complicated. It just makes you not available.
Complicated was the wrong complicated was the wrong word.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
I definitely agree with that. But again, it's easier said
than done to find other things to do when again,
all your friends are busy, there's no one to really
do anything with, and then you're.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Having this weekend. Let me let me go by myself. Yes,
going down for real stage coach.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
You like country eight one seven texting over Sammy, how
about a free trip to Cabo?

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
It worked out for you. Yeah, you got to take
a chance. Sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
By the way, we haven't gotten an update. You're still
with You're still with your boyfriend, right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Yes, we're still together.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
So again, we try to pay as much attention as
we can. Emails, of course, we get those in the
after hours, voicemails and things like that. Somebody texts coming
through every morning, and a lot of times, you know,
we're doing our thing and we'll go by.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
We won't even.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Necessarily see it, but Morgan is paying attention because everybody's
secondary job is to try to keep and eye on
that text get back to as many people as we can.
If you ever want to text and be part of
the show, we always say eight seven seven forty four
what used to call you?

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Text two two.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Nine eighty seven and uh Morgan as we had right
before the break. Some more questions from people who have
been texting it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Yes, so from the nine oh four. My wife did
a peloton ride this morning and Greg Understore Underscore Gory
was also in the class. Any chance it was my dog?

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
No zero?

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't mind having a peloton.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
They look cool. But would you ever cycle? Greg? Ever?

Speaker 10 (01:23:36):
I probably would if I had one, But I think,
you know, my big thing is utilitarian things in the house.
I don't want to see them like garbage cans or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
That they make a hutch for your peloton.

Speaker 10 (01:23:49):
I know there's a way you can put it away.

Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
When I was way into a peloton before, you know,
finding zep bound, which is way better. There is a
bunch of Woody show lists on peloton. There's a hashtag
wood the Woody Show and that that are our listeners
of the show that do peloton.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Greg, that'd be one thing that you would buy and
then you'd never use it, really, yeah, because you have
no ambition to exercise at all.

Speaker 10 (01:24:12):
I don't, But if I had a peloton, I honestly
I would use it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
If the instructor was talking to you like there's greg.

Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
No, we played those that audio and you still call
them pelotars. We played that audio and it's the most
obnoxious people in the planet.

Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
I mean you don't yeah, but you don't have to
do the class. Can't you just do it where it
looks like you're riding through the countryside or whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Yeah, right now, Yeah, those people because my wife was
addicted to the peloton ride thing. Really, oh my god,
she bought all the shirts and the shoes. Oh, she
was following the trainers or who whether pelotards on social
media and yeah, well here's a couple of examples. This
is what Sea Bass said. We were just talking about.

(01:24:52):
These are some of the obnoxious trainers that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
What they call them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Uh yeah, instructors. Thank you, there's what I'm trying to
think of. Yes, this is uh here to listen to that,
all right?

Speaker 13 (01:25:03):
What the Felati family.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
I am Robin, I am here with.

Speaker 13 (01:25:05):
My zer friend, Madam gunn you let's get on. I want.

Speaker 16 (01:25:11):
Listen.

Speaker 18 (01:25:12):
When I refer to you as a family, it is
because that is what we are. We're going to lead
with love and today we are going to stand for
power an unapologenic swagger. So break was that all of
that to the bike yuck.

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
I will explain it at the time, but there was
a thing that started with a soul cycle, which is
where my where a peloton came from. Where fifteen years ago, however,
somebody decaid, let's bring to the club, to the gym,
and it's it's loud, it's dark, it's neon, and it's
this fake Tony Robbins spiel. You just turned right there
with love your sack and you're read Reade's fam and
also we just pedal until we're not fat anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
It's inspirational.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
But I was in all gyms. Berry's Fitness is one
of these the douchiest, like most obnoxious gems. Rumble boxing,
same same, same formula or dark loud.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
I don't know about arms theory, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
He got another question.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, sure, let's see from the two two five, Why
does Menaes pronounce it pronunciation?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh, just as a joke. I think you continue to
do it now as a joke. It didn't it didn't
start that way. It is one of those million words
that Menace can't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Really say, right. It's yeah, like everything he does.

Speaker 11 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I mean we have guy, there's announciate, enunciate and honestly,
you know what I'm saying. This is where this is,
this is this is where it came from. I don't
think I had the financier. Yeah, yeah, pronounce it. Let
me go down to the I gotta scroll down to
the peace.

Speaker 9 (01:26:42):
This folder has two hundred clips. It's just it's a
great way. It's a great word occasion.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
No hold on announce it particularly all right, Yeah, I
mean there's normal. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Oh you know what I think is I have a
whole separate one just that work. Yeah, that's a oh
yeah wait here you here.

Speaker 11 (01:27:02):
It is by Nancerrationaring Guide.

Speaker 10 (01:27:05):
That was the most alarm.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
That's the original. Can you do it one more time?

Speaker 18 (01:27:09):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:27:09):
Huh by Nancerrationaring Guide. Uh, by Nancier predecation predecation on amophilia.

Speaker 9 (01:27:19):
And we use that word because it's so much funny
that he mispronounces a word that tells you how to
pronounce this agreeably.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Agreeably. Oh this is another dude. I think this could
be my favorite menace one of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
What is the.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Square corail made out of?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Yeah, do you know what that is? Gina?

Speaker 10 (01:27:37):
We all know because we all lived it. We could
offer her a billion dollar?

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
What is the square corail made out of that one?

Speaker 10 (01:27:47):
I will offer you ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
I mean, I used to be pretty good at this,
but this this is not a word.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
What is a square crew square curl made out of?
Can you spell? All right? Your time is up? Who
is the weakest thing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
This is he was hosting weakest That was the question.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
What is the squirker?

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
I saw it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
All right? Should we raise it to twenty five thousand?

Speaker 10 (01:28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I will add twenty five?

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
Okay, So what is the square criil made out of?
Thirty one place? What is a squirre crew square curl
made out of? Do you spell? All right? Your time
is up? Who is the weakest thing?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
I just saw it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Square? Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:28:35):
Thirty five?

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Thirty five thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Is on the line where a squirk reel? Circular saw?

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Circular saw?

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
That's a good guess.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
The clip continues, sour crowd was the word he was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Looking what he showing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
I enjoyed the the questions. Thank you for by the way,
thank you for doing that Morgan. Oh I don't know
what made her start writing them down.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
It was nice.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Well, now, I have a list going, so I'll keep
gatting them.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
So coming hot that one day with the circumcision question,
as if it was like yeah, what yeah, like I
need to get back to this person.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Right away, they need a decision.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Yeah, it was somebody asking if they should get their
son's circumcised chopped as a as they say, Yeah, dude,
years ago, Menace, when you know, before Sea Bass Words,
he would do a lot of this on the street,
talking to people about different things, and I forget what
it was. There was something in the news. There was
a lot of circumcision talk at that point. Yeah, this
circumcision topic comes around every ten years. Yeah, it's like

(01:29:40):
Haley's comment, it has a cycle, you know, Yes, and yeah,
So Menace went on the street asking people circumcision yay
or Nick show?

Speaker 8 (01:29:49):
Are you pro or against circumcision? I'm like yainst and
I think it should be the choice of the children. Yeah,
are you pro? Are you against circumcision? I am a
pro for circumcisions.

Speaker 11 (01:30:02):
Have you seen an uncircumcised penis in real life on
a baby?

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
And how did it look? Not too cute? And they're like, man,
that's stuff, right, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 11 (01:30:14):
So I'm asking, I'm asking people are they pro or
against circumcisions?

Speaker 10 (01:30:19):
I'm for circumcision, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
It's cleaner for one, you know, it keeps the penis
more clean, and pressure it can grow a smell into it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
And I will say this is that in this dant age,
most kids don't want to be different, and to be
uncircumcised and'll make you really different.

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
And when you go into the locker rooms when you
get a little bit older and you're the one with.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
The uncircumcised, yeah, because they raised cut and or they'll
be like, oh my god, man, it's weird. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Are you pro or anti circumcision?

Speaker 13 (01:30:51):
Neither?

Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
But I'm anti circumcision at first. I personally do not
think that it's right to prest upon anymore in a child.
But have you seen an uncercise penis? Like what it
looks like for real?

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
What are your thoughts on that? Okay, maybe the circumcised
one looks a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Little better, Oh it does you know that?

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
Other stuff not really freaks though?

Speaker 15 (01:31:15):
Right?

Speaker 14 (01:31:15):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
Are you pro against circumcisions?

Speaker 10 (01:31:19):
I think it's all or you just wait and kills.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
They have fourteen sixteen and then say do you want
it or not?

Speaker 11 (01:31:26):
Don't you think that would hurt?

Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
What makes you think it doesn't hurt?

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
The one there three days old? I don't remember having
it done.

Speaker 8 (01:31:32):
Yeah, but that's why you're wearing a hair like that,
maybe roasted so a four or against circumcision for it?
You know, I mean I heard that that it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
No, but I've heard I heard that guys that are
uncircumcised have more sexual pleasure.

Speaker 12 (01:31:49):
Okay, which one do you think looks better to be
circumcised having it cut?

Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
Last question? Would you like to see my wiener?

Speaker 13 (01:32:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Thanks?

Speaker 10 (01:32:01):
Served Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
I don't care. Why are you listen?

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
You listening because you love it listening As long as you're.

Speaker 11 (01:32:17):
Listening, this is the Hoodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Hi, it is Tuesday. It's
the Woodie Show. Its April eighth, twenty twenty five. A
couple of the holidays. Then we'll see what's happening with entertainment.
Oh yeah, birthdays, porn and birthday coming up today April eighth.
Here's for you, Gina. I know you have a thing
with that. It's the Pigmy Hippo Day.

Speaker 13 (01:32:38):
Oh I love them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Shut up moodang and hagis and what's the other word?
See nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
And by the way, I saw a billion of those
mentions of moodangah for like a month straight. It's been
at least a month or two since I've seen one.
You know what, everybody cared about it. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Because she's getting bigger and so people don't think she's cute,
but she looks so adorable.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
She's on her toddler stage. I love over the nation.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
It's National Zoo Lover's Day, Shout to zoos. It is
also International Be Kind to Lawyer's Day. You never know
when you might need one. International Pageant Day. I'm surprised
we're still doing pageants likes I mean not even the
kid ones, I mean any of them.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
Yeah, they're trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:33:21):
They're slowly going away because they're taking all the hotness
out of them.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Look, Hooters is almost gone. Yeah true.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
It's International Kids Yoga Day.

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
Just did that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Gina just did that with her steps on over the weekend,
that puppy yoga thing. It's Baby Massage Day, National and
Panada Day.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
All right, are good? I love it will be a
bad Panada.

Speaker 11 (01:33:44):
Yeah, I've been waiting to try those apple and banadas
for Better Goods at Walmart.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Waiting.

Speaker 11 (01:33:49):
I've been waiting, Uh see, should we try them in
studio or should I just do it so they're not stop?

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
What are you waiting for?

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Yeah, I'll just cop them. Can you make them? But
they're not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
It's not one of the things that you're having a
hard time finding.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
We just haven't done it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:04):
Of all the turnover style desserts, epinadus cal zones, I
guess whatever else there is out there, I think are
probably the.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Worst, the wrong spots.

Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
I'll take you to one, because yeah, the dough is
very bland, and if they're baked not fried, it's very
just meh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Michelle spot, Can I ride in the cyber truck with you?

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I'll take check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
I'll try to change your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Menace?

Speaker 11 (01:34:28):
Well, remember when Bill Murray had those allegations a couple
of years ago on a movie set.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
The movie was.

Speaker 11 (01:34:34):
Called Being Mortal. Well, that movie eventually got canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
It was like aase I'm sorry was directing. It was
supposed to be this big deal that said about they
said something happened between him and a female cast member,
and then the whole thing just got killed, like they
killed the whole project, stop filming, done, dam that was it.

Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
So at the time, Bill briefly addressed it during a
CNBC interview and he just said that he had a
different opinion the woman where he thought something was funny
and she took it the wrong way.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
So they shut down the production.

Speaker 8 (01:35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
I was thinking, like, man, this s must have been
like super bad.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Yeah, I did hear about what this was.

Speaker 11 (01:35:11):
Yeah, So he just did another interview where he gave
his full side of the story and he said he
was wearing a mask at the time, and so was
the woman that he had this issue with. She was
also wearing a mask, and I guess he leaned in
to give her a kiss while wearing the mask. She
was also wearing a mask. They did not touch, but

(01:35:32):
she took it the wrong way and.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
I killed the movie.

Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
Yeah that is unheard of.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Right, that's insane face mask. By the way, this is
twenty twenty two, so that was still.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:35:44):
I thought it was funny. I did it before with
other people. They thought it was funny, but she did not.
Yow shut down the hole.

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
Between that and as he's getting canceled for a while. Yeah,
he's probably.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Just like man, I can't wear Yeah. The New York
Times cover this in that article that I read. It
said like there was no conversation, no peace making, nothing like,
everything just ended. And I guess Bill phil is bad
for it. He said that the you know, not many
days go by without him thinking about it. Really, Yeah,
what year was this though? Twenty two?

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
I mean, we've all heard he wasn't exactly a choir
boy just throughout his life, but this is this is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
It didn't rain it. Yeah, he didn't take his penis.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
No, I didn't know if it was like pandemic COVID
coming into play, if everyone was wearing those face masks,
if it was still like a fear of them.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
She's freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Yeah, but he still had his mask on, she still
had her mask on and everything, and then they made it.
Didn't make any contact.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
It was sexual.

Speaker 11 (01:36:39):
But anyways, well that movie is I'm getting made. Moving
on to Jeffrey Ross, speaking of faces, a roastmaster general.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Did you see this?

Speaker 10 (01:36:49):
Yes? Did you google this?

Speaker 14 (01:36:51):
So?

Speaker 8 (01:36:51):
He got alert?

Speaker 11 (01:36:52):
He got an allergic reaction to eating ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
But it's a red ice cream, like Barta cheese ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I've never had it before, cheese ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
That sounds maybe it's like cheesecake tasting or something.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Yeah, like cheese.

Speaker 11 (01:37:08):
But his whole lip just like, yeah, look out, these
so hot it's bleinky.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Yeah good, did you see it? Oh yeah, get hotter.

Speaker 10 (01:37:18):
Now he's not handsome anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Although we see a lot of chicks, they go in
and intentionally get this look like that. They pay for
this look.

Speaker 11 (01:37:27):
Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna start buying this ice cream.
Anybody allergic to anything in this room?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Not like that.

Speaker 13 (01:37:34):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:37:34):
I used to be allergic to beans, but it went away,
like the allergy just like yeah, faded.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
As a kid. I was allergic to eggs, potatoes and pineapples.

Speaker 11 (01:37:45):
Oh yeah, all right. Well, I know, Gina, you do
love musicals, but I just want to give you a four.
I just want to give your heads up on this one.
The Tina Term Musical in London has put out a
warning on their website and it says Tina Turner will
not be appearing at this production this f wy. If

(01:38:06):
you don't know, Tina Turner kind of died two years
ago people you might be there.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 11 (01:38:15):
Yeah, I mean, if you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Just make sure you guys know Tina won't be there.

Speaker 9 (01:38:18):
They do.

Speaker 12 (01:38:19):
They do the same thing at the MJ musical. I
don't know about Michael Jackson will not be appearing tonight.
Maybe Tina Turner dying might not be on the radar.
And I mean, if you're in London and you want
to bore yourself with the musical, just walk on through.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
She lived in Sweden.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
If you're going to a Tina Turner show, wouldn't you
at the very least be aware that she's dead?

Speaker 9 (01:38:40):
I think so, dude, would not not dude, because a
lot of these two, especially London, a lot of these
people just Touristsy, what are we going to do today?

Speaker 11 (01:38:46):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
And there's people on the streets selling you on this
stuff like, oh, okay, I thought she was alive.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
You think she would just show up to this musical? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:38:59):
Moving on to other people that you might not know
that it's still alive. You grant he was at an
airport slive. I don't know what has he done recently
and something new he's I watched. It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
That's all right, Okay, Well he's alive and kicking.

Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
And he was at an airport and he tweeted out
that I just came through the he through airport with
my children, and customs asked my children. And we all
have the same name, by the way, that if I
was the parents of the.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Children, Like, he's such a grumpy old man.

Speaker 10 (01:39:35):
Hold on, So he's complaining.

Speaker 11 (01:39:37):
So this happens if you go through customs, they'll ask
the children like, oh, are.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
These your parents?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Oh, they understand.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
So they did that to his kids, and he was upset.

Speaker 6 (01:39:48):
To be fair, he's sixty four and has a six
year old kid, so it's a fair question.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Yeah, I asked for that.

Speaker 14 (01:39:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:39:55):
So I think he's kind of saying, hey, I'm famous.
You should know who I am, right right, my children?

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Yeah, but you're right, Gina, he's cranky about yeah, literally grumpy.

Speaker 10 (01:40:06):
Well, he has a terrible life, though, I hold on, you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
Know how you can fix that. Get a couple of prostitutes,
you know what I'm saying. Hell, yeah, bro, get you
in a better mood.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Divine Brown, Yeah Brown?

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Oh, is she still alive? Google that that's a good question.

Speaker 11 (01:40:20):
Actually, yeah, Divine Brown, where's she at?

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
Though?

Speaker 11 (01:40:24):
All right, while we looked that up, dude, Jessica Alba,
she's single?

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Did we not know?

Speaker 8 (01:40:31):
Who knew?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
We did?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
We talked about that.

Speaker 10 (01:40:33):
I think we recently we might have mentioned that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Yeas divorced. Well I didn't hear about that. Well.

Speaker 11 (01:40:38):
The only reason that people know that she's single now,
for sure is because the internet blew up because she
started posting those bikini picks with their rip body because
usually that's what you do when you break up. We're
supposed to Tellini Blake's bikini picks, and it took over
the internet. She's forty three, has two children, and is
worth three hundred and forty million dollar. Honest Company is

(01:41:01):
worth one point seven billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
So girl, this just in Divine Brown aka Estella Marie
Thompson still alive, five years old?

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Hell yeah and still hot? Yeah awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:41:14):
Well, our other favorite subject, Sean P.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Diddy Combs.

Speaker 11 (01:41:19):
He's gonna have a little issue here because Cassie his axe,
has verified that she will be testifying against him in
the sex trafficking cases.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Right, I think that to say, but I think pretty
much new. But it's that she's gonna use her name.

Speaker 7 (01:41:35):
Some of the other accusers are going by Jane Doe
because they don't want to be harassed by anyone.

Speaker 11 (01:41:40):
Yeah yeah, but it's official, official that she will be
in court all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
In early twenty twenty two, Divine Brown faced legal challenges,
including charges related to battery, child cruelty, and drug possession.
Wound surprising good from an incident on Valentine's Day of
that year where authorities responded to her home following reports
of an altercate involving a minor. So things are going, well, oh,
she's a really great person.

Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
Well how about this story? Have you heard this one, Sammy?
This might be in your realm. David Beckham and Victoria
Beckham's children are beefing. Our sons are not talking to
each other. Brooklyn and Romeo are beefing over a chick.
Apparently Romeo's new girlfriend dated his brother earlier years prior.

(01:42:28):
And I don't know if you looked her up before,
but she's a London DJ. She I don't care about
David Beckham or his wife. Why do I care about
her kids?

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Who they're dating?

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
Well, they're beef and they're not talking a lady. Yeah,
well you know what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Yeah, alright, thank you. No time for the birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
It's shimmer. We're gonna sit because it's and you know
we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Do well sar. The celebrities. Happy birthday to Robin Wright,
who is Jenny and Forrest Gump, Claire Underwood on House
of Cards, and most importantly Princess Buttercup and the Prince's Bride.

Speaker 10 (01:43:09):
Yes, very important boy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
That's check.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Pitchup fifty nine years old, as you wish. Wide receiver
for the Dallas Cowboys number eighty eight. Ceed Lamb is
twenty six. Cedy Lamp.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Matthew Healy, the lead singer for the band nineteen seventy five,
is thirty six. For Chrich Arquette is fifty seven. Tarn
Noah Smith. He was the son Mark on Home Improvement.
He's forty one. John Schneider, the original bo duke of
Jonathan Kent on Smallville. He's sixty five. Ezra Konig, the
singer for Vampire Weekend, is forty one. Taylor Kitch, Tim

(01:43:44):
Riggins on Friday Night Lights. Gambit in the Wolverine X
Men movie is forty four. He got sung Kang Han
in the Fast and Furious movies. Who's fifty three and
former Guns N' Roses guitarist Ezzy Stradler is sixty three.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
I'm still alive. Apparently, Apparently your.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Porn of birthday today is Lily Hall, and today's birthday
girl has ridden harder than a Walmart has been ridden
harder than a Walmart scooter in two hundred and fifty
three fine films. We're making it through it today, guys, yep,
love it. Beauty in the Priest Volumes one and three. Yeah,
she was in Perv City University anal Majors Volume seven,

(01:44:21):
also Construction Worker plows Ass.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
She was in one of Sammy's favorites, anal Cheer Squad audition.

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
Oh yeah, that's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Yeah, and who can forget her unforgetable role in He
Wants Something to Eat?

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
What is there? I wonder what there is?

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Yeah, Yeah, that's Lily Hall, who's thirty three years old. Today,
I met your born of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show. I
don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Well that's all she wrote. Well that's all we're doing.
Yeah with Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
All right, we're done.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Yeah, there's plenty more we could do, but our time
is up.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
Ready to call it a day.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Tuesday podcast, full show podcast and that fifteen to thirty
minute highlight podcast available just by going to the woodieshow
dot com or wherever you find your podcast. Brand new
Redneck News Today. But I think the highlight for all
of us was a round of cart narcs always Yeah,
So we had Agent Sebastian in those parking lots trying
to argue with people. All they're arguing with him, trying

(01:45:31):
to get him to put back their carts where they belong.
They're in the car corral. So if you miss that,
that is on the podcast tomorrow. We're back with an
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Look for us at the Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Show, Greg Gory partying words and boisdom.

Speaker 9 (01:45:59):
Please.

Speaker 10 (01:45:59):
Yeah, it would be fun to hire us somebody to
pick up all the dog poop in your backyard and
after about a month tell them I don't have a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
You do like going outside? Ask Greg? You said a
number of times it's fun, Yeah, fun to go outside.
Number two is not fun outside?

Speaker 17 (01:46:15):
That is.

Speaker 8 (01:46:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Have you ever done it?

Speaker 16 (01:46:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Really? You dig a hole?

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Yeah, I don't dig it.

Speaker 10 (01:46:25):
It's really empowering.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
I don't think number one outside is awesome. Yeah, yeah,
I don't have to aim number two.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Thanks, thank you very much, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
I have tried. I'm sure you lived like that for
a long time. No, but do it like in the
street it downtown.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Yeah, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Jo, thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
S M D double M. Quit this bitch.