FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 15th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. All right, today's Tuesday. It is
April fifteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Tax day. Dun't dun't. At least we get paid today,
we do?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, hell yeah, that'll offset the depression.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I was distracted. Today is my wife's birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, text day. What'd she asked for for a birthday? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing?
What does she want? Yeah? What has she implied?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well tonight, because you know we have to go to
this are you do you guys have to go to
this thing? Or it's just me this thing in this afternoon.
We don't all the monkeys, so you don't have to go.
You're so lucky. It's me and about a bunch of
like Tim Martinez, our friend.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I lean, I think I heard about this, al right.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's like we're all required to go, and so it's
on my wife's birthday, which I told the monkeetys. I'm like, well,
you're gonna owe my wife. I mean, what are you
gonna do there?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know what this is I just have to attend
And so I'm gonna attend this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
You just have to be there speech. Yeah. No, I
don't have to do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I have to be in attendance because I guess there's
a bunch of like clients and the CEO of our
companies there and so they want me there and like
all the other morning show people from from the building anyway,
So I'm gonna go there that you wrap up around
four thirty this afternoon, and traffic at that time of
day will be at least two hours to get home here.
So what I'm doing, I'm getting a hotel down there.

(02:09):
And I told her, I said, hey, because she's like, well,
how about this is that once she's come down, like,
come down, we'll go to dinner. I just don't want
to drive two hours home.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Come down.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
We'll go to dinner, just the two of us. We
got a hotel rip yeah tex on the birthday and
then uh more thing lit up and then and at
that point, like I'll just get up and go to work.
You stay until the next morning and go home in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
That sounds good. So that's what she's going to do. Yeah, Yeah,
can the kids just spend for themselves.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, we have somebody who's overseeing the kids because they
got to make sure you get them out of the house,
get him to school. They can't get themselves to.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
School that day. I like it.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Good job anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So that's what's going on. Do they have morning breakfast
at travel ludge or no? What are you talking about.
I'm just kidding. At the hotel we're saying, yeah, I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm never around for those because they don't really put
the breakfast out at one thirty in the morning, and
they put.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It out way too early.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
They I feel like they know what they're doing with yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Because from five thirty to seven fifteen, right, Yeah, I'm
never awake that early away, and I always missed the
breakfat while I get there on the tail end when
like everything's been ran through like a hundred times and
every like dirty kid's fingers been through it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So I already have.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
My taxes done. Yeah, that tax guy I go through
and I have not sent the payment. I did it
last night.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, which is weird because I called I'm completely forgotten,
like oh yeah, because I figure O, all the taxes
are done didn't think about it. Oh yeah, I got
to send that stupid payment, which is ridiculous, like the federal.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Then the money or you give it straight to the government. No,
I give it to federal.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
So you said it right, so you go to you
know whatever, just pay it directly to them and then uh,
and I already got into what reminded me though, I
was I got my state money back. Oh so the
state the state refund got posted, and I'm like, oh, man,
I didn't pay that federal yet, so just remind me.
Make sure you send it in today. Guys, I wonder
if I should be worried.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
I did my taxes almost a week ago, and I
still haven't gotten that notice that says your return has
been accepted.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
By you don't get a notice, Oh I do. You
should be worried, actually, because that usually comes within less
than an hour. Yeah, exactly. I just go to the website.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
I contacted the person who did my taxes and said,
did this go through? And they said, yeah, I went through.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lean on your house.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
I know.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, if you go to like especially if your odor refund,
where's my refund irs? Your state has a way to
check on your refund, it'll say when your your return
was received, when it was processed, and then if you
are do a refund, it'll give you like what you
know what what time to expect it.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Like in the next X number of days? Got it?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You can find it out there. Two thirds of people
already filed before the deadline or don't need to this year.
Everyone else is still working on them. Ten percent haven't
even started yet this yesterday.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Almost half of people said they find taxis and stressful,
while the other half don't think it's that bad. I
think it is one of those things that you put
more stress than is necessary.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
Well, I don't know. I mean I have to go
through all of us to your nitpick all the little
deductions and stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I hate doing that. Well, it's if you got to
do with that in real time basically.

Speaker 10 (05:12):
Yeah, and I never do. It's always a present for
around Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
But one thing everybody agrees on is they don't want
to pay any more. Sure, there's only three percent of
Americans that they think they pay less than their fair share. Wow,
But for those people that three percent, there's nothing that
says you can't send more in Yeah, says that.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
You three dollars to the presidential campaign. I sure didn't.
Never have. I will never do that never. Ever.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Thirty percent said they pay more than their fair share.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
And that's what I.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Have.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Not used the tax preparation online services like the turbo
taxes or anything for a while.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Is that what you do? Or do you have a person?
I have a guy? Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
And do they give you like your what do they
call your merged tax tax rate or whatever?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
With your husband or with you?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
In other words like uh, you know the what do
they call it? I forget that the term for it.
But in other words like no idea? How much you
pay in taxes? Like what percentage you pay in taxes
every year?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Your tax rate? Oh oh I probably pay eighty feels
like what are we in Denmark? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Because I I I never really paid attention to that
until like now I got to send this big, stupid
payment to the federal government. It's insane. You keep fifty
Like in my case, I'm keeping fifty two cents of
every dollar that I earned. What it's nice of them
to let you keep that fifty two cents of every day?

Speaker 8 (06:37):
So you invest some of that fifty two cents and
make a profit on it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
They take that too, exactly right? What's the capital gains
or like? What were they killed me this year? Was
the money you have in a money market account? That's interest, right,
and you can't offset the interest with losses from tax?
It's from stocks.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It's yeah. Are you saying they're stacking the deck against us? Yeah,
it's why Morian wants to live in North Korea. Yeah,
that's all right for sing. Do you want to have
any stress or housing?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the phone number.
If you want to get ahold of us today, you
can hit us some of the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We got some redneck news for
you this morning. Also a little game are you smarter
than Gina's step son? That's that'll be coming up a
little later. Some of the entertainment stuff with men as
birthday's porno birthday? All come up this morning.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
This is Lorny. What what do you know?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's Tuesday morning, It's tax day. It's April fifteenth, Yeah,
twenty twenty five, Woody, Greg, what is Gina?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Gremy? Sea Bass is here?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
We got Morgan, we got Sammy, We got the phones
open eight seven seven forty four, woody, send us a
text over to.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Two two nine eight seven. Yeah, today's the deadline, and
let you get an extension. Who's extending today?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Not me?

Speaker 11 (07:52):
Not me?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Not me?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I did mine the first week?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Tell yeah, yeah, your money back, you get a refund
aarty spent it?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Oh take what did you spend it on?

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Bills?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
And rent bills and rent necessity?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah? No fun.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
The top of Google search how to file a tax
extension way up this year. Yeah, the most Google questions
what happens if you file your taxes late? And what
happens if you never file taxes?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Oh, they'll find you.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
More people say they might risk it this year and
not file at all. Seventeen percent of millennials said they
might not file because they don't think they'll get caught.
People feeling cocky because of the budget cuts of the IRS.
But the experts say, don't risk it because you're just
gonna end up with penalties, you're gonna owe even more.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Like you just it's just one of those things that
you could you could take a shot. But why and.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Don't they have like didn't we talk about this? They
have like seven or like ten years to find you.
They'll still find you.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm not clear on what the window amount of time is.

Speaker 12 (08:59):
Yeah, So there was a time in my life where
you know, I was unemployed, and then I was like CouchSurfing,
and then I was living in my car, and then
so there was about like three years I didn't file
my taxes. And then finally when I got like back
on my feet and got everything correct, I went to
my tax person. I said, hey, past three years, haven't

(09:20):
done taxes, and here's my W two's I want to
like correct everything and come to find out, when the
government owes you money, they don't track you down. Oh no, yes,
they're like, oh yeah, everything's all clear, Like it took
like ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
If it's everything, yeah, get They probably don't care if
they owe you, of course, but if you owe them
a penny nights they.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Were looking for me.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh yeah. People are also being more reckless with mistakes.
Twenty four percent said they're less worried about errors on
the returns because they don't think the IRS has the
manpower to catch them. But again it's risky.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
One of my tax people that I've dealt with, he
used to be uh Lee counsel, not Lee counsel, but
he used to be counseled for the I R S
and so he had all this insight and he still
had people. They they flag certain things every year, so
they'll put these thresholds in there for whatever it is,
certain deductions or certain things, and if you fall outside

(10:19):
of that threshold, that's what flags you for audit. And
they picked different things every year. So this tax guy
that I had, he had the inside on what the
keywords were, what what the thresholds, and what they were
they were going for that year. So he would really
focus hardcore on those things. And he was he wasn't
but in other words, like if he had a question
about something, he wouldn't even bother asking me. He would

(10:42):
just go and you know, and uh and and just fixing.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah. It was uh, it was really interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
And he would think because he explained to me the
process and so there are these thresholds. If you go
without without our outside of that threshold, that's what gets
you flaged.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Well, and they always say like if you buy a horse,
a boat, or a car, you're getting auditted.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
They will buy cars all the time, like a.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
Sports car, like an exotic car, they are like ten horses. Yeah,
so you better watch out.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
The one thing people are worried about their refunds forty
six percent. I think fewer IRS agents means their refund
might get delayed, Oh for sure. But the thing, a
lot of these are just done. I think it's all
scanned through, and especially because they're all digital now, like
people submitting over you know, just smitting their tax form
and stuff over Turbo tax and mine was quick. Speaking
of refunds, we are more dependent on them than ever.

(11:34):
Like Morgan here, forty nine percent say it's true. For
their own finances. The top things people are using their
refund for buying necessities, paying down debt, and making sure
they have some money in savings. Heard that, and not
everyone hates doing their taxes. Sixty four percent find them
at least somewhat stressful. But the seven percent of people
say they actually enjoy doing their tax I do.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Just to get it over with, Like I love this
and relaxing.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
You're just like getting stuff done.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just want to get it done. Yeah, it's how
I feel. I put that stat right in there with
people who say they like to run.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Your serial killers. You may feel.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Good about everything, like when you're done with the taxes, like, oh,
I did it, It's done, don't to worry about further year.
You may feel great after you ran because you got
exercise in and you're happy that you did it, but
like while you're while you're doing the taxes and while
you are running, there's no way you're enjoying it.

Speaker 12 (12:27):
Yes, yes, well in the middle of it, when you
figure out how much you paid in taxes, it's just insane.
I mean you you see it in your paycheck, like
every every couple of weeks. I mean even when you
get electronically you don't really see it. But then when
you actually get that end of the year number. What

(12:48):
And then and then when you're done after paying everything,
you do all that stuff, and then you drive down
the street and you hit a pothole, You're like.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
What is going on? Why is this not for? Why
are this brush?

Speaker 12 (13:01):
Why isn't this brush like all cleared on the side
of the road, Like what am I paying for?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Seven forty four? Woody send us your text over to
two to nine eight seven. Got a little game we're
gonna play coming up next? Are you smarter than Gina's steps?
We've heard a lot about her steps on it's a
good boy. And yeah, so he is going to ask
some questions. These are all pre recorded. We didn't we
didn't wake them.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Up for this, no shit have I am.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
So it's gonna be all grade level appropriate questions. Yeah,
and we're going to see if any of us are
smarter or as smart as gina step son.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, we'll find out, never know.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Probably not right fun with this group.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Probably this is a opponent.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Shoes.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Hey, it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
It's Tuesday morning, and we have if Gina with some
clips here a little game we're gonna play. Are you
smarter than Gina's stepson?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (14:09):
These are all questions that These are all things that
are taught in fourth grade.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
He's in fourth grade. He's in fourth grade in his
fourth grade class.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
It's you know, all manner of subjects with nine he's
nine yet nine and a half, and.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
This is all the stuff that they're learning. Okay, I've
learned so far? All right?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now? Was he excited? Like, how did you expect? I've
tried to get my kids involved in certain things on
the show, and they tend to freeze up a little bit.

Speaker 10 (14:34):
He was a little It took some It took some nudging.
He was a little nervous because he thought he would
have to come in and do it live.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
And what if what if they make fun of me?
So nice?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't be the one getting made fun of.
You're not supposed to know a lot of this.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
You're only nine. Yeah, but he fourth grade. But this
is all stuff he has.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
Learned in fourth grade. And so he gives the question
and he knows, you know, you know.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
All right, So we're going to hear the question and
then we'll all take our guesses. Right, yes, exactly right,
and then we'll find out what the answer is. All right,
Here we go. Question number one?

Speaker 11 (15:12):
What type of an angle do the hands of a
clock make when the clock says eight fifteen? A acute
B straight cub? Twos?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Could we good quick preference? Could we eliminate the multiple choice?
I think we'll get much funnier answers. Oh, I agree,
But I have these two trying to.

Speaker 10 (15:30):
Help about how about yeah about use you might want
to use a pen and paper for this, Okay, I
can picture it.

Speaker 13 (15:36):
I just I'm looking at a clock.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I got an angle?

Speaker 11 (15:41):
Do the hands of a clock. Make when the clock
says eight fifteen a acute B straight c ub twos.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, I have my answer to menace. Yes, your answer,
Oh my answer is ce see straight no uptuse, yeah,
which was see I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I take that that we're doing. We're doing fast.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Morgan, up to up to but like no, because if
it's eight fifteen, that's not acute because it's it's less
than ninety degrees or less than right, Q is less.

Speaker 13 (16:21):
Than ninety degrees and obtuse is greater than ninety.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Degrees, but it's not greater than ninety degrees. That's what
I'm saying. Fifteen six fifteen would be right, oh six never.

Speaker 14 (16:31):
Mind, all right, so he's just gonna answer, Yeah, new
game seabast is correct because I wouldn't been able to
come up with any of these answers.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
But thank you. I just positive extra. Yeah, yeah, we
can do that. Yeah, it's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Right, so we've all said up to then yes, okay,
that's the answer.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Answer see up to.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Like one fifteen would be acute for instance, right exactly, yeah,
small piece of pie.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah that's what For whatever reason I was thinking six fifteen,
I was thinking like two at yeah, and I.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Am surprised school is doing clockface stuff with kids because
most of them can't even true.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, So are we smarter than Gina's step son?
Question number two?

Speaker 11 (17:20):
What number is three sevenths of fifty six?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh? ABC? Three seventh? What's the answers?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Three sevenths of fifty six six?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Your phone?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Morgan, I can't do math o, No, I'll do it.
I can still get it right. I'll still get it right.
Watch i'mach longer.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
And that's why the show like are you Smarter than
a fifth grader?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Is so brilliant because you don't remember this crown. No.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, I'm trying to think of a situation where I
might have needed to figure that out.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, in life on the phone?

Speaker 11 (17:53):
What number is three sevenths of fifty six?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
She is?

Speaker 13 (17:57):
I am, but I'm in my notes because I don't
have anything to write down.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
But I do think I have the answer here.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'll give you a piece of paper, all right.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
I promise I'm not cheating, And if you want me
to show my work on this.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Math, I will, yes, please, seven fifty six sixty nine.
I've I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think that that was three seven fifty six sixty nine.
Because I don't know the answer. I got it provided answer.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yea, it sounds good. I don't know an answer.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's more than fifty six, though, I understand that, but
it's the funny answer sixty nine.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh, no, kidding questions like this, all right? What was
your answer?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Greg? I? Wow, I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
How about wow?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
How about three point one four even three point one
four nine? Morgan?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh no, I'm doubting myself two point four two point
four right now.

Speaker 13 (18:49):
I'm doubting myself.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I had twenty one twenty one.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I will see that as Okay, technically Sammy is the closest,
but Morgan is also really close.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm missing a step.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
You just you times that by ten.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
What number is three seventh of fifty six?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
So it's twenty four I missed the last time.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
There you go, yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
Wow, okay, that's the answer B twenty four.

Speaker 15 (19:15):
Alright, Well, yeah, I wrote down twenty four and I
changed it to twenty one to give.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
That fifty six divided by seven. You can't give that
to her. Yeah, but that was so said No.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Because he turned in the assignment with like you thought
one thing and crossed out.

Speaker 13 (19:28):
Fifty six, Yeah, divided by seven.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Damn, I told you she was close.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Wait, so how do you figure this out? Was fifty
six divided by seven? Fifty six divided by seven something?
Okay times three eight.

Speaker 15 (19:39):
Times three is twenty four And I thought it was
supposed to be the seven that was times three, And
that's when I changed it.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Before I did fifty six times three divided by seven.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
You can also do that, Okay, that's it's just easier
to do in your guy the other way.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
God, we're so smart, you really are.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
No, we're not no one even to answer at least
me more than five.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, are you smarter than Gina's steps? And here's
the next question? Uestion two of false.

Speaker 11 (20:01):
A mixture is two or more substances that are combined
together with the molecules changing or false. A mixture is
two or more substances that are combined together with the
molecules changing.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Like God wants to say true, but do the molecules change?
Is what I want to just the same thing.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
This seems too easy a mixture to will be Okay,
got that, But like the extra part of the molecules.

Speaker 12 (20:39):
Are they Are they changing? I don't think they're changing,
They're just mixed together.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
So say we're both going. So maybe the word he's
looking for is a compound, is to with the molecules
changing might be the definition they're looking for, so mixture
would be wrong. Oh true, I'm saying false.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
You're saying true, Greg, I wrote true, true and false.
All right, let's find out.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
Next question here, answer false without molecules changing.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Nice this guy think, y'all?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, yeah, words and stuff. This is where you know
they're trying to trick dumb people. So you go, I'm
gonna be smarter than that.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
You're smart. It's how you played the game.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, all right, next question, are you smarter than Gina's
nine year old?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Steps on? Here we go?

Speaker 11 (21:29):
How much is five times five divided by five times five?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Five times five?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Huh? What was the second?

Speaker 11 (21:38):
How is five times five divided by five times.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Five times five divided by five? There could be some
trick here, because I feel like he's intentionally not giving
us parentheses. Yeah, okay, these weren't part of the I understand.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
But it would matter how you do the math if
there are would Yeah, menace nose.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Ye, all right, I have a guess.

Speaker 15 (22:01):
Okay, well, it feels like half the equation is unnecessary zero.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I put one one zero. Yeah, there was no zer
the nominator nominator, yeah, because I was thinking it was
twenty five divided by twenty five.

Speaker 15 (22:19):
Yeah, right, I thought about it that way, which is
my answer as twenty five twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Because I also thought, like, okay, five times five twenty five, right,
divided by five five would be five then divided by
five again, No.

Speaker 13 (22:32):
Times five Again, I thought.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
No, five times five divided by five times five.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Oh times five, you mess up again?

Speaker 11 (22:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh so I'm with Sammy. I put twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, so twenty five. Doing that in my head, then
it would have been twenty.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Five if you have it's just straight up yeah, because
I went to yeah, because you divide again by five
zero in that order.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
Yeah, five times five's no, five is five times five
is twenty five, so twenty five. But if it's five
times five divided by five times five.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
And it's one, right, that's whether the parentheses would come
to play. But again, assuming it's just as he stated, yeah,
then I got it right.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You think you we don't know we don't know yet, Morgan,
what answered you put down?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm going one, but who knows? Who knows the answer? Five?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Your boy.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Is minus doing it crazy?

Speaker 10 (23:23):
Well, switch brains, Menace, smart, you're thinking this up?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I told you, certainly happy Madison, this thing?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
No smart person?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Your flowers for aldrenon flowers.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Next question? Are you smarter than Gena's step son?

Speaker 11 (23:45):
What a part of speech does a word although belong
to a pronoun B, proposition, ce, enerjections, deconjunction?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Okay, hell there, no, he didn't.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
What a part of speech does a word although belonged
to a pronoun B proposition, C interjections deconjunction?

Speaker 13 (24:07):
I like schoolhouse rock right now?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Think about it? A voice process of elimination?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Sure, well Menace, Yeah, what's your guess? See? Which was what?
Which was what? Interjection? Interjection?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think, hmm, I'm going interjection to I think preposition.

Speaker 13 (24:27):
Oh yeah, I had proposition.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Proposition, conjunction, conjunction. Yeah, it was between the interjection and conjunction.
But my first thought was interjection.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
It sounds right. I put conjunct dividus. Conjunct dividis like conjunction. Although,
so what was yours proposition?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Proposition. All right, let's find out the answer.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
Answer de conjunction interjection be like, oh, although, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What I thought it was? I didn't it makes sense
to me.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Although pos let me propose this to you as an interjection.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
All right, how about we're gonna take a break for
our brains and then we'll come back. We got we
got a few more.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Than we can do. It's a sweaton. So but he's
doing all right, Yeah, he's doing okay. I'm still in
the game.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Are you smarter than Gina's fourth grade nine year old
step son?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Show?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
We are right in the middle of a round of
are you smarter than Gina's step son?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
He is nine years old, he's in the fourth grade. Men,
is doing surprisingly well, Thank you. I'm doing as I
expected pretty much. A lot of stuff I get. Well,
we mentioned it at the beginning of this when's the
last time you used after this stuff? Your kids are
a little older than But you did have this stuff
not too long though. Why what do you mean I

(25:49):
did it? I didn't around it.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
It was you could have omo mostified.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I wasn't in class with them on this stuff, on
the stuff that they something yeah, on some stuff, but
like you know, like a lot of this stuff, you
learn it and then it goes away.

Speaker 14 (26:04):
Move on.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I've been saying, dog, hold you down? This Is this
a conjunction? Is this a preposition?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know what does that matter? Like, like when
would that come into play?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
One of those people are the housewives. It would make
a great game show home, Yeah, to host it like
Travis Kelsey, though, are you smarter than Gena's step son?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Here is the next question.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
Who became president after Abraham Lincoln? A Fattius Stevens, b Ulysses, S.
Grant See, Rutherford B. Hayes D. Andrew Johnson?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Okay, okay, I didn't know if I was gonna keep going,
m M E. Bill Clinton.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Alight, let's see. So who was the president after Lincoln?
Say catchy songs that you would have to do all
the presidents? Which was Fatty A great name, Fattius Fattius,
uh Lyndon B. Johnson, No, Jacob, yeah exactly?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Uh God put me down for Rutherford B. Hay Rutherford B.

Speaker 15 (27:14):
Hay Andrew Johnson because wasn't there a weird thing that
both the Johnson's took over after the dead presidents?

Speaker 13 (27:20):
So Lyndon B. Johnson was Kennedy and Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
He is a fan.

Speaker 13 (27:25):
Okay, I could be wrong, but I really hope I'm righting.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
That would be cool.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I'm piggyback.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
That would be cool as someone who loves the death
of JFK.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, a big fan, all right, see bass, I will
also go with Johnson Johnson.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Question number whatever this is? Are you smarter than Gena's stepson?

Speaker 11 (27:44):
Answer d Andrew Johnson.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, that's so cool. And do you want to tell
us about how Lincoln secretary was Kennedy and Kennedy secretary
was Lincoln. That's true.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You heard that.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. And
Lincoln was secretly gay. I've heard that as well.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Have we sent Sammy to Ford's Theater to become a
big thumbs up in the smile?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It's awesome like she did when she went to uh
or the spot on the street that was marked where
Kennedy got his brains blown out, and she's out in
the middle of the street the whole thumbs up in
a big old smile.

Speaker 13 (28:21):
There was a poor choice of hand.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Cars coming at me.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I was in the middle of the street.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Are you smarter than Genus? Steps?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
On?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Next question?

Speaker 11 (28:32):
How many Southern states seceded from the United States? A? One, B, nine, C,
eleven D fifteen?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Okay, I think the one I had wasn't in there.
Oh really, the number I was thinking of was, Yeah,
that was eliminated that it wasn't sixty nine.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
How many Southern states seceded from the United States? One? A, one, B, nine, C,
eleven D fifteen?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
All right, I think a B. So what was that
was that? None? Did he say none or nine? Very possible?

Speaker 13 (29:16):
None I thought was what he said.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I thought he said none. It was either none or nine.
All right, Well you get a freebie on that way.
All right, then I'm gonna say B. At the end,
I'll say eleven eleven. Okay, all right, I'll say none none.
Is it your question? Yeah? None, none, menace. I'm trying
to think it's either one or nine, So I'm gonna

(29:38):
go with none none, Yeah, Morgan eleven ce eleven, So
nine was on in there?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Eleven?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I thought he said none. It was either none or
nine or nine. I couldn't really make it out. Yeah,
I'm going none or nine. None. I'm trying to I'm
trying to figure out what succeeded means left separated from all.
They say succeeded from the Union, seceeded from you, like
the words like withdrew themselves, you're no longer in the Union. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

(30:09):
I'm gonna go with nine. Okay, all right, see who's
right answer?

Speaker 11 (30:15):
See eleven?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, Hey, I'm from the South. What can I say?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
So they were excellent, so they left and then they
went back. Yeah, yeah, it was all over. Yeah, why
I picked none because they all up in the United States. Now,
you know, there was a slight beat. It's like some relationships.
They figured it out and they came back together.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
As Morgan, you're definitely the closest to fourth grade everyone
of the good.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
You actually really young. So here's the thing is, I
didn't realize that Texas and Florida were states then, and
that's why I said note, but it's only worse. Yeah
if you go to the one wrong. Oh dude, I've
seen Confederate flags plenty places. Yeah, they got they got
it all up in there. I grew up in Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, all right, tell let's do one more question. Are
you smarter than Gina's step son.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
What is thirty days fifteen hours minus ten days and
three hours?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Write that down? Okay, what's not too bad?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Thirty days? Wait and fifteen hours? Fifteen?

Speaker 11 (31:18):
What is thirty days fifteen hours minus ten days and
three hours?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
God, I can use my calculator.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Thirty questions. This should be a non calculator question.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Thirty days minus fifteen hours.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Thirty days ten hours, thirty days comma ten hours?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
What are you giving the answer?

Speaker 11 (31:38):
What is thirty days fifteen hours minus ten days and
three hours?

Speaker 14 (31:45):
Okay, it's not It is easy, we think yes, yeah, okay, okay,
all right, give their answer?

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Okay a count of three year.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Twenty days and twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, all right, thank you.

Speaker 10 (32:05):
Unless there's some question we haven't some wrinkled all right
parentheses in there?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Be so proud of myself.

Speaker 11 (32:12):
This is right answer b twenty days and twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, thank you Jesus.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
What about.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, bitch?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
What about a leap here? Though? I will hey tell him?
Thank you absolutely.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
And he did a great job, a great host. He
did a wonderful job. Are you smarter than Gina's steps?
Upud you get him like something for all his work.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I mean, you know, we don't go to work for free.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
We give him stuff for no work all the time.
He can do us as solid.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
All right, more what he shows next?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Hang on?

Speaker 9 (32:50):
So what do you do.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Tax Day?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
April fifteen, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, I got the something else on that here in
a second?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Whatdy Greg minus, there's Gina grad Sea basses here, we
got Morgan, we got Sammy phones are open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
What a text?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Us over to two two nine eight seven. So a
bunch of national chains have deals today for tax day
food stuff?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Burger King has one cent cheeseburgers.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Really cash.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
You got to be a Royal Perks member and go
through their app. Okay, you getreg get one cheeseburger for
a penny if you spend at least one dollar.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
So that's good.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Shake Shack has free black Truffle Burgers with the promo
code Truffle tax. Okay, you have to spend at least
ten dollars and forty cents as in the ten to
forty tax form.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
On question, has anybody tried to do by shik yet?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
No anybody out there?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
What makes it do buy I'm a following. I've heard
the name.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I don't know what what. Yeah they have I think
they have pistachio and yeah, that's like.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
The whole shake. I thought it was a chocolate. They
mixed it in.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It is, but they mixed it in the shape.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, I don't think when it comes to savory, not chocolate. Truffle.
But you know, like much of.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Thank you, power over power, the smell of truffle fries.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I get them off the table if they talk about
and we talk about like how Greg doesn't understand the fentanyl.
How they can have like one little like on the
tip of a pin that that could kill somebody allegedly,
But then you hear the people rock of it and smoke. Yeah,
they could use like the amount of truffle could be
on the end of a pin and it stinks like feet.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I'm with you, it's all I taste.

Speaker 10 (34:48):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, I'm supposed to like this. It's fancy.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
They built defensive. There's certain menus where it's like every
truffle this, can I get any of this without the truffle? Truffle?

Speaker 12 (34:58):
But yeah, grossule oil. I did hate the truugh sauce.
The hot sauce at first, but now I absolutely love it.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I like it on bac and cheese so good in today?
Was that they're down on my feet?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
What is that he brought it?

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Remember those?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Uh we talked about food? Now is the Reese's peanut
butter and jelly. Oh, one of strawberry and then the other.
The other one is the grappe. Yeah, here this one, Morgan,
because it's one of each.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
If I like the jelly, we're gonna find out.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Damn, those are thick boys.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Wait do we lady in the trumpet? Or how do
we say? How do you split it? You mean, how
do you split it? It's pass it over. They're very
tall right now, broke out. They're taller than a regular one.
The size of it. Yeah, strawberry joint.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Now if you said grab, grabbed with them out. I
don't have like aids or anything.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Baby, No, I found out all right, checked jelly.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Really the strawberry one's good, but I like grape jelly
better for peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
So I'm interested to try this one. Oh yeah, I
love it. It's like those cherry cordials. It's very little jelly. Yea,
it's just a hint.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Have you all tried the feastible? The you know is
mister Beast's version of the races you have?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Oh god, what about it? The grape cups, the grepe
one okay, like the flavor profile, the great one good.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I would say, whatever your preferences when it comes to peanut,
butter and jelly. If you're a strawberry jelly person, go
with the strawberry. If you're a great person, go with
the grape.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Actually, grapes a little better. Really, you have any strawberries
left and right there on your computer in front of you,
yeam in front of it's behind my screen. Shut up,
all right? The grape is more like it. Mary is
better out of place.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I love them and they're big.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Other Tax Day deals today, Krispy Kreme has a buy one,
get one deal. You buy a dozen donuts, you're going
to pay the sales tax for that second dozen.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Aginal glazed deal.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
UH seven to eleven has a delivery deal. The code
right off all one word gets you ten dollars and
forty cents off your delivery through the app Ooh you
spend at least twenty bucks. California Pizza Kitchen Reward members
get ten dollars off delivery. Bjay's Restaurant in brew House
is a similar deal. And then Hooters, Greg, I'm listening,
get them before they shudder for good, Save them, Greg.

(37:51):
They got a discount on appetizers through their app. It's
April fifteenth, so you get one appetizer for four dollars
and fifteen cents.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
That's three places I haven't been to for a minute. BJ's,
California Pizza Kitchen, California Pizza Kitchen, and Hooters. I mean
I've been a Hooters most recent because my buddy Hapache
that's like go to spot right.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
How often does he go? Like once a week?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, I mean he used to go daily. What Yeah,
all the girls knew him.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, I loved him.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh yeah, Well we uh we talked about these new
recent peanut butter cup peanut butter and jelly joints and
now we officially tried them and I think we can
we can recommend them.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I like them. Yeah, it gets a Woody Show recommendation.
I like both of them as far as like the
majority of the room. Yeah, I mean, are they good.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Obviously they're good, but I would prefer the actual peanut
butter cup just to be that size.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, these are very tall, but they're super tall. They're
big cups. Yeah, the big cups. You've seen those? Have
I seen those? You haven't seen these? I don't think so.
You're not looking at the candy. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah,
the way I started at it, shopped at all the
get like a lady groceries. They probably have a version
of it.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, yeah, but it's good. Like again, the flavor of profile.
It's just enough. I think Greg wants just to you know,
because he eats that goober grape I do, and so
he'll put his spoon in there, and I'm assuming you
go for equal parts. Yeah, like one part jelly, one
part peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, the ratio has got to be one of one.
They still make those, the stripe oh yeah, business childhood.
Greg can murder those. He did more than his spoon
in it. Oh yeah, you got that right. He dipped
his balls in there. That's right. Eight four? What is.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
All right, A couple of things before we get to
the news headlines. First thing, Robert from Fort Worth texting over, Dude,
y'all didn't even thank Bort for bringing in the reeses cups.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Excuse your yes, I.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Did thanked him physically when he brought and he gave
them to me. First of all, he texted me yesterday
and say, hey, look that I found. We were just
talking about these. You wanted to pick them up? I
said yes, And not only did I think when he
brought him in, I am reimbursing him.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
For the for the reasons you don't know something. No,
I have to, but like you know, you don't have
to be doing that. Everybody's so quick to be so
crappy all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
When you brought them out the bag in the studio
right there, Yeah, I thought it was very nice that
we have robbe who's looking out for Bort. It just
shows that everybody's got somebody to care about on this show.
And we've had a number of people saying, seriously, what's
up with Sammy. I know she was part of the
Smarter than segment last hour, but we are switching out
positions with Morgan.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
No, I mean yes and no for this week.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
We are because one of the things about keeping a
show like this with many moving parts on the rails
is making sure that everybody's up to speed on redundancy
of other positions, right, And so Morgan and Sammy are
the two main producers, and so it's between this room
and then the other room we're Morgan is typically all
posted up, and so there are different responsibilities. And so
if Sammy's out for whatever reason, I need more going

(41:07):
to be able to slide in here and do that.
If Morgan's out, I need more than one person. Vond's
typically the person that covers there. But it's this position
and other positions that we need that redundancy. So not
that anybody needs the explanation, but if you are wondering,
and I appreciate again the conspiracy, Yeah, but I'm saying
that's that's how it's going. I mean, in Sammy, you're
okay in there, right, it's a very nice place.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, it's fine in here.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, she has the lights the way she likes to shape.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I do have that.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yes, that's why it's going to because we keep it
somewhat dark. Darker in this too. Oh it's very dark
in the No, No, it's dungeon. I don't like Sammy.
I'd rather have all the lights on. Yeah, I don't
like the fluorescent lights. It reminds me of a doctor's office.
Or a school or someplace I don't.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Want to be, And let's get new lighting for there.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Let's get mood lighting, no lights see for everyone.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Don't think she's a goddamn influencer. She wants to have
ring lights in.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Here, obviously, I don't, I think, back me up.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
You know, one soft box, just one one light, nice
little soft box with a soft box, just so we don't.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Look like a soft box.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
So the lighting here is very yellow, and so if
we change its crappy radio station track lighting. I mean,
we're not Hollywood, people will know. I agree, And it's
just it would just help the coloring of the cameras.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah it would.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, get a soft box, a soft fuck you know
what that I can figure it out.

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Light.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
I mean, I think I know what it means.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Very soft.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
It's probably not what I'm thinking. Has at box.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I mean, that's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Pabo says it all the time. It does getting anyway.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Eighty four woulding, Yeah, but she's got that bright ass
lighting in there. I walk by, it's like, good lord,
even from standing outside the doors blinding.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Even a heart surgeon would say, right in here, damn
it a little Yeah, take it easy, but these guys
would hate the soft box. It would last a day.
Any type of lighting, No, what do you mean hate that?

Speaker 12 (43:15):
Woody and Greg are not big fans of the of
a large amount of lighting, and this would increase the
lighting a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I think you're right about Woody, but Greg wouldn't be like,
oh my skin looks too flawless. Yeah, look whole point,
se Greg. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I just don't remind everybody that we are radio people. Okay,
if you want to be TV people, go do television
like this, right, this is radio.

Speaker 12 (43:48):
We're not, you know, going crazy. No, I'm not studio gear.
I'm not doing it to make ourselves look better. It's
just the color of the I the That's all I care.
Gina grad Trending news headlines for this Tuesday morning.

Speaker 10 (44:04):
Well, that dude who allegedly fire bombed the Pennsylvania governor's
mansion while the governor and his family were inside. He's
been arrested. The whole thing went down on two am Sunday.
Thankfully no one was hurt. But according to cops, this guy,
Cody Balmer, he climbed the fence threw molotov cocktails into
the house, which caused a lot of damage. He eventually
confessed saying he hated the governor even planned to attack

(44:26):
him with a hammer. This dude has a history of
mental illness, shocking. His mom says he has schizophrenia, bipolar
disorder and has stopped taking his meds.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Well, guess what, Lis, He's out of your basement now, lady,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I'm into a nice facility at fars. Yeah, he finally
got a place of his own getting.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
He was also already out on bail from a twenty
twenty three assault involving his family, and he now faces
all kinds of charges terrorism, attempted murder, lots of stuff.
He's being held without bail. His next court date is
set for April twenty third. Katie Perry, Gail King, and
Jeff Bezos fiance Laurence Sanchez did their flight to fake space.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yes, they did fake space.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
This fake space, ever, people who were only off the
ground for ten minutes. These gals are really talking about
it like they are astra not snacks.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Oh yeah, remember they're putting the ass in astronauts.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
They did so.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Did they ride the rocket?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
They did?

Speaker 10 (45:25):
They flew an altitude of like sixty two ish miles up,
which is the edge of the Earth's atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
After touching back down, Katy Perry said, quote, I feel
super connected to love. Oh she was the most annoying
out of everybody. She's yeh yeah, and she brought a
little tiny like dandelion and held it up. All right,
you're up there for very little time. I think it's
four minutes. Waits on our freaking rockets. Dude, I'm in yeah,

(45:52):
and I found.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
You sound like my wife. You don't even let me
finish my point? What okay?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Not on our birthday?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Anyway, you're up there for four minutes of weightlessness. Wouldn't
you want to maximize that time? Look out the goddamn windows,
like experience all the weightlessness stuff that you're only going
to get for four minutes.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
They're holding up trinkets to the camera. Yes, and they're
doing like the like you could do that on Earth.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
They were posing for sure.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
It's like when you take your kids somewhere and you're like,
what are you doing? You could do this at home.
You could be on the phone and playing games on
your phone. We're at Disney or whatever. I'm just using
as some crazy example. You're up there for four minutes,
look out the windows.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
Yeah, so you're right, like they would float by the
camera and like do a little like elegant pose with
a prop.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
You're right they did. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
Also if you look at every headline, though it was
mostly women that are talking smack on.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
This typical Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I don't like any of the Blue Origin stuff because
it's not real space, and I think it's a letdown. Like, okay,
if I get an opportunity now that said, yeah, if
they invited me to go, I would absolutely go.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I just want more.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I think it would make it worse because I'd want more.
I want four hours in orbit, twenty four hours of waitlessness.
I want the rocket launch twenty four hours minimum weightlessness. Uh,
and then the re entry in the Earth's atmosphere. I
don't care about the splash down and that kind of stuff.
I don't care about. I want to experience those three things.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
But they did. When they showed out the window, they
still saw Earth like it was still below it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Of course, you can also see that when you were
flying on the concord back in the day you saw
the curvature of the Earth and.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I'm with menace though they still went up in a rocket. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, again, it's that part's cool. Yeah, that part's cool.
That the rocket part cool, not real space. And somebody
on the on the text said, did you hear all
the screaming? I would have opened the door halfway down.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Here's a clip of one, two three you girls in space.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Good moon, you guys.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I will have to tell you. Look at the moon.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Wow, look at the blue law. My gosh, oh my god,
that's amazing. What do people want though, like them to
just be duzz like, oh yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
No girls, Yeah, I'd be crabbing my pants.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I'd be screaming while they were up there.

Speaker 10 (48:26):
Katy Perry even treated everyone to a little ditty. She's saying,
what a wonderful world. Yeah, she said of the mission quote,
it's about us. This is all for the benefit of Earth.
She and Gail were super cliche. They kissed the ground
when they landed. By the way, Katie is, of course
writing a song about the experience you got to and
the most entertaining part of the whole thing, which.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Face planted while trying to greet the capsule but excited
to see a gal. There was a hole on the
side of the where they landed. He his face is
no worse off.

Speaker 8 (48:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't just kiss the ground, have sex with
the ground, make a little hard I would marry the
ground well.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
During a white House event celebrating Ohio State's college football championship.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
J D.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
Vans accidentally broke the trophy while lifting it with player
Trevion Henderson.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Was supposed to be a two piece trophy. The base
came off. It seems like it just wasn't screwed on properly.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Every trophy looks cool, yeah, right until you hold it
and then the garbage, cheapest piece of crap.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
There's bolts under it, yeah, right, like with a wing
nut on it. Hold it together.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I remember, like all my old trophies from playing baseball
and stuff growing up.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Yeah, I don't understand. Was the base supposed to be attached,
Yeah it was it? Or yeah, like it just came loose. Yeah,
and yeah, I don't think it's because they wouldn't have
handed it to him with the bass. They would have
just handed him to the top.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
He tried to pick it up, I know, but they
would have said no, no, no, you know, somebody would
have stepped in. I think if that's wasn't the way
you were supposed to pick it up.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I mean, I watched the video. Two guys they didn't
they didn't move or anything. No, that's what I'm saying.
If you want to go pick it up like that
and that's not the way to pick it up, somebody
would have stepped in and said, no, you don't pick
this up that way. That's just what it sits on,
and it would just handle them the regular, which is
what ended up happening. They hand them the actual trophy.
To me, it just tracks as another cheap ass looking trophy.

(50:20):
Isn't the Stanley cupp really heavy? Yes?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
The Stanley cups are pretty heavy?

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Is that thing beat up? Because they let people party
with it.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Players? Of course, like anybody else. They have the gloves on.
Oh yeah, sometimes you can touch it, sometimes you can't.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Touch it exactly.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
Well, a teammate caught the top before it hit the ground.
Vans joked afterward that he broke it so no one
else could win it, and he told the guys how
proud of them he was, especially as a former US
senator from Ohio, told the team they did a great
job rep in the state. Harvard is standing its ground
in a major standoff with the Trump administration, even though
it could lose nearly nine billion dollars in federal funding.

(50:58):
So the administration and laid out a list of demands
like shifting to purely merit based admissions and like no
other way in. But Harvard's president said nah. He says
the government shouldn't be able to tell a private university
what it can teach, or who it can hire, or
who it can let into the school. To push back,
some Harvard faculty are suing, saying the administration's threats are unconstitutional.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
This whole situation is part.

Speaker 10 (51:22):
Of a bigger crackdown on elite schools. Columbia, for example,
already gave in too similar demands after it's funding got frozen.
But Harvard seems like they're going to.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Fight it out. But like, can you tell a private
school what to do? I mean, I guess if they're
getting any funding.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, Well, because I heard a really good comparison. When
you're planning a wedding and the bride's family is picking
up the tab, they get a certain number of spots
for their friends and for your dad's co workers, right,
and people that you don't necessarily need or want to
be there.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
But they're footing the bill. Right.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
So if you're getting nine billion dollars, I'm sorry, but
billion dollars, the people may have an ask for that.
And if and if you don't want that, yeah, don't
accept it, and you could do whatever you want. Yeah,
and your Harvard you're worth fifty two billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
That is that there.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, but they're having their coffers they want to.

Speaker 12 (52:15):
I wish I think it's stupid. I always think, like
on campus protesting is dumb. But if that's what they
really want to fight for and they don't want to
take the nine billion then and their private then whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I don't care. I'm never going to Harvard.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
So it always just, I mean, all like the it
always feels like causeplay to me, you know, like we're young,
we're energetic.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
We want to fight for cause. Like who's got a cause?
I'm ready to put set up a tent on the
quad enough effort to leave our campus? Yeah, exactly?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Why good point?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Why would I mean good question on the text? Why
would Harvard be getting billions from the government to begin with.
That makes questioning any private uh any private university, Like
why would you get maybe billions for.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Uh, I don't know, some type of studies or research
or something. Yeah, that's possible. Well, did you guys see
Lil nas X's face. Yeah, half of it works.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
He is hospitalized after suddenly losing movement on the right
side of his face. Despite this, he has a good attitude,
even joked about it in videos, told everyone he's okay,
He's just gonna.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Look funny for a little bit.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
He didn't say what caused the problem, but some people
think it's a temporary nerve condition.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Like Bell's palsy, which just like happens. Apparently.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
I've had two friends with it and it just goes away.
It affects a lot of celebs. Angelina Jolie had it,
George Clooney, Pierce bros and Sylvester Alone. Justin Bieber had
something similar called Ramsey Hunt. But it does the same
thing to your face.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
So you know our friend, uh mahoney, Yeah, another radio
guy he had that, Oh really really yeah a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
So what are they all taken? That's he's in this right, No,
he's he's fine, it's a DIA's fine, he's fine now,
but like it affected him for a little over a year.
I think, yeah, I know, like, oh, it's random that
all these people have it. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
I think, off the top of my head, I think
it's anto immune things, so it text your immune system.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
But I have a question.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I think it's too much fried chicken and social media. Man,
it's to be careful.

Speaker 12 (54:09):
What's something that I have no understanding of it? But
I hear celebrities bringing up, what's this beta blocker thing?

Speaker 5 (54:16):
That?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh, that's sweet, you're supposed to take that for a
light detector test. But what is that? What?

Speaker 8 (54:20):
It relaxes you? So if you have anxiety for flying
or whatever, you take a beta blocker before a.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Flight, you don't feel that anxiety.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
You're nervous, basically, like not quite like a xanax, but
along those same lines.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
But I do I've seen enough true crime to see
people take it.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
For light detector tests and it's like over the counter stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I don't know either way, pausing their faces, Oh that
could be it. I don't know. I don't know, but
they seem to be bringing it up a lot. Even else,
celebrities get a lot exhaustion. We only hear that celebrity
when they have to check themselves into a facility.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
In terms of all balls palsy, bells, bells, Oh, bell's Paulsy,
you wish it was balls polsy.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Might imagine waking up a ball's palsy one morning.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
They just don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Yeah, well, I've been there. I think I have it now. Actually,
are you looking it up? Yeah? Okay, okay, beta blockers
and balls palsy?

Speaker 5 (55:15):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Especially?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
All right.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
So it's when the muscles on one side of your
face suddenly get weak and stop working for a while.
It's like one side of your face takes a little nap.
You can make it hard to smile, close one eye,
or move your face like normal on that side. It
might feel funny, tingly or droopy, but it doesn't hurt
most of the time. Usually happens because a nerve in
your face gets swollen, kind of like when a wire
gets pinched and stops working.

Speaker 11 (55:43):
Right.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's not anyone's fault, but most people get better in
a few weeks or months. Doctors might give medicine and
tell you to rest, and your face usually goes back
to normal on its own.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Yeah, it's they.

Speaker 10 (55:55):
They think it's triggered by a viral infection. Okay, so
take it by him as everybody.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It's not anybody's fault though. That's good.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Yeah, that sounds like something written by someone with line nobody.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
We're so soft as Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
So doctors aren't sure why it happens, but sometimes because
you had a cold or a virus recently, your body
is fighting an infection and the nerve gets swollen by mistake,
or it can just happen randomly, even if you feel
totally fine. It's not contagious, not caused by anything that
you did wrong. Most of the time, your body heals
and the nerve goes back to normal all by itself,
and you.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Would just look like you're smirking constantly. Balls, Harvey.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I would think I'm having a stroke or something.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
It looks like, well, what could little Chrysler? Yeah, but
what could little be getting on his face that would
cause that? I don't know, I know, Yeah that's whatever.
It smells like bleach and old pennies.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Wow, that's so accurate.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Yes, it gives you, It gives you balls. Harvy.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
All right for Woodie get us with the text over
to two to nine eight seven, will be right back.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
We're gonna take a little bit of a break in
the meantime. Please lower your standards show show. I am
one of your senior listeners. I was that a concert
the other day and your people were.

Speaker 12 (57:19):
There, and I talked to him and said, oh, the
show doesn't show me.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
They agree. Nobody rites Woody in your show. I think
all sucks show.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
I've brought bored in here because we got an unidentified
object seems to have fallen from the sky and hit
an auto shop in New Jersey, leaving a huge hole
in the garage. I've got a clip here, and it
starts with the UFO hitting the shop and then the
owner on the TV news talking about what he witnessed.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
That's why I looked up.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
I saw the giant hole up there in the ceiling,
a sizeable dent in a thick steel gage box. And
so that's why I want to cameras, and I found
all the videos and realized what had actually happened with
the giant flash outside and then the impact in here.
You eventually see like a giant fireball come through the
ceiling and then everything comes flying down the roof with it.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
All right now bored.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Unidentified flying object comes through the garage. Is it an alien?

Speaker 6 (58:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
No, okay, aliens? You don't know what's inside it or
something that fell off of Was it an attack from
another world on this auto shop or a space debris
piece of satellite SpaceX? Okay, now I have classified this
next piece as get the f out of here. Let's
see what you think. A recently declassified CIA document has

(58:42):
brought light to a Cold War era incident involving Soviet
soldiers an alleged encounter with extraterrestrials.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
This one is making major headlines.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
According to the report, during a training exercise in Ukraine,
Soviet troops firedy surface to air missile, a low flying
saucer shaped UFO, causing it to crash. From the wreckage,
five small humanoid beings with large heads and black eyes
reportedly emerged. Witnesses claim these beings merged into a glowing

(59:15):
sphere that exploded in a flash of intense light, turning
twenty three soldiers into stone.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
The statues of these soldiers.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Only two soldiers, who were partially shielded from the blast survived.
The KGB allegedly transport of the petrified remains and UFO
debris to a secret site in your Moscow. Soviet scientists
reportedly found that the explosion altered the soldier's cells into
a limestone like substance, and the CIA document concludes that,
if true, this event suggests the Aliens possessed advanced defensive capabilities.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
But they got shot down by a surface to air missile. Yeah,
which is it?

Speaker 11 (59:57):
Right?

Speaker 4 (59:58):
In their vehicle they weren't outside shields could be down.
You never know. This sounds Yeah, why.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Would the CIA exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Because it's just a document. It's a report, so they
have to hold onto report and so like it's a
document that was claim Yeah, which part do you find
fark fetch turning people to stone? I mean that's in
the Bible, though people believe that, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Fusing together into a ball of light.

Speaker 15 (01:00:23):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Well, man transformers, have you watched that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Oh, that's true. A little robots had a big robot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
My question is an alien enthusiast, does this kind of
stuff annoy you when it when it gets published, because
it kind of makes the whole thing. I mean, is
there a chance that there's life out there, sure, but
doesn't something like this make it make it seem completely silly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
The part that stuck out to me was that it
happened in the Ukraine Chernobyl.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
They say a lot of UFO sightings happened in their
nuclear sites, and that's what they're actually onto. Maybe they're
attracted to it like flies to exactly exactly. So that's
the part that I'm like, Okay, there could be something
nuclear power.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Plas and they know what it is eight seven seven four.
Woodie set us a text over to two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
So you know, Menace walked to Disney forty one miles
from Burbank, the Disney lot, the Disney studio lot in Burbank, California,
to Anaheim, to the gates of Disneyland down Main Street
and to the circle right in front of the castle.
He had forty one miles in his hokahs. Well, I

(01:01:35):
hope this woman, I hope she has her hokahs. She's
eighty years old, she's got Alzheimer's and she is walking
across the country to raise awareness. Her name is Judy Benjamin,
and she said it's just a bunch of stuff that
she did lifestyle wise to change it up, And so
she's showing how much of a difference these lifestyle changes

(01:01:57):
can make. And she's got a lot of people helping her.
She's calm, and then she could make it all the
way across. She started in San Diego, she's going to
take a southern path ends in Saint Augustine, Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Yes, three thousand miles.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Woe with Alzheimer's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah, she's eighty. Well, maybe she forgot she walked out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Do you think she'll remember every once in a while
what she's doing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Well, No, she sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I heard an interview with her and she said diagnosed
with Alzheimer's thirteen years ago. But she said she's doing
better at eighty than she was at sixty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
That's inspiring.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
And she credits the diet and the exercise for the transformation.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Come on when they're like whiskey and no sweating.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, you could track her progress. Judy walks dot com
is the website. But yeah, she's got her hokus.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
I know, I know, I do love it when old
people say, yeah, it's because I smoked and drank a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you know, no condoms. That's my secret ice cream
for dinner. Yeah, some people like are the Hocus super expensive?
They don't look like they should be. They're about one fifty.
I had the Clifton Nines. Okay, I mean yeah, an
average shoe should cost you. I mean a decent one

(01:03:13):
should cost you anywhere between eighty two one hundred dollars. Okay,
because I saw, like some people on the Instagram comments
and stuff like, oh they work in a nurse people
who are on their feet a lot, and they swear
by the Hookahs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Those the Brooks Brooks are another one on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
The Brooks Cloud. Yeah, those are big. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Because again there people talking about how expensive they are
and I go, man, they don't look expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
You see, I'm going to die on this hill. I
don't think they're that ugly. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
They're not more or less ugly than but for that price.
Would you pay that price for those shoes? But right,
that's the word Gucci on there? Then maybe more Woody
shows coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Am I Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And we are in two another new hour Insensitivity Training
for a politically correct World. It is Tuesday morning. It's
April fifteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody that
is Greg Goring. Menace is here, Woody. There's Gina Grant
Yody Sea Baskod morning to you. There's Morgan Sammy's here.

(01:04:24):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send us
a text over the two to nine eight seven. There's
this broad in Pennsylvania who was doing this thing where
she would make a bunch of hotel reservations and then

(01:04:45):
cancel them at the last minute. And she did this
hundreds of times, and I mean like four hundred times
according to the report. He was ridict it, and even
though she was warned, hey, knock it off, she kept
doing it. And since the hotel's no show fee was
on only a small cut of the full price, they
lost a ton of money. So back in January, one
of the hotels noticed forty four different reservations tied to

(01:05:08):
this one credit card just in that month, and she
was using names of local officials for some of these
fake bookings, including some of that had already died. She
was arrested charge with theft and unlawful use of a computer,
and it's part of her bail she's banned from making
hotel reservations within two hundred miles of where she lives.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Oh my god, that's about right, bitch. Beach ripping Seabeast
loves to say some.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
Sort of hack like can you make them and you
cancel them, then you get them for free, or you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Get with airline tickets, like if you if you don't
want a middle seat, we can do as you buy
all the seats, all the middle seats. You cancel that
and then to make your other reservation.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Yeah, but this this is like a crank with an
act grind.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Well, if you see a picture of her, you'll see
If you to see a picture of her, we did
like one of those first impression deals. Yeah, yeah, tell
me how this person ended up in jail or how
they ended up getting arrest. You'd be like, oh makes sense, Yeah, okay, Yeah.
She looks like somebody who have a cracker barrel, like
frequent diner card, Oh, sitting a lot and he buys

(01:06:13):
all their home decor from the cracker barrel. I can
see every sixty year old woman in the South. Yeah
did you you pulled the picture?

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Okay, yeah, she's that's very accurate. Thumb with glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Like a sixty year old thumb with glasses. That's actually
a pretty good descriptor looks just like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
What was her endgame? Built like a nose? I don't
understand how that evely worked. Well, I think I think
it is. It's a crank. Yeah, somebody. She probably had
a beef with the hotel and she's also fixed just
the hotel industry and I got nothing but time.

Speaker 10 (01:06:46):
Oh my gosh, she definitely has bodies under her floorboards.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Here's another bitch be tripping story, this time about this
woman who managed to pull off a disability scam that
lasted for sixteen years. She claims she was mute and
as a result of a traumatic incident at work, and
she was collecting this disability pension for more than a decade.
She got busted when they did a routine review of

(01:07:12):
her case and noticed that none of her doctors had
mentioned anything about her being unable to speak, so that
raised a red flag. The insurance company hired a private investigator,
which my buddy does this. This guy used to work
with in radio.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
All those people around and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I told you about that guy, right, Yeah, Yeah, he
listens to the show Lives He lives in Portland, Oregon,
And a lot of times he's sitting outside of some place,
like waiting for somebody or just keeping an eye on somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
And he listens to the show a lot, but so
much downtime, so much downtime.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
He loves it. Last time I talked about it, he
loves it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I would bust people left and right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
And he gets hired for stuff like this. Anyway, Sure enough,
she was out and about living a pretty non mute life.
She was chatting it up with other moms at the
school pickup, she was talking on her phone, going to
work out classes, totally normal stuff, and so just to
be sure, the private investigator approached her one day on
the street asked for directions, and she gave a very full,

(01:08:09):
very clear, very vocal answer, not realizing that she was
being recorded, and that's how she got busted. So her
lawyer tried to get the recording thrown out as evidence,
but the court told her to suck it. So, not
only is she off the payroll, the insurance company is
suing her to get back to sixteen years worth of money.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Yeah, what's the backpay on that? What's the total? I mean,
I don't know. I'll know what she was doing money to.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
Say to have My favorite one was that lady that
said that she could barely walk and her back was
all messed up. And then she was in the newspaper
for the Christmas tree toss. Oh that shit, that's right.
She's like, what I forgot about that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Charlie Sheen's twenty
one year old daughter, Sammy has become a very popular
only fans model, as.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
We've talked about before her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
But where does she draw the line, Morgan, we've talked
about your only fans. Yeah, she has things she won't do.
No sex, no full nudity, she says, quote, keep it
very classy while still giving people their money's worth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Yeah, is it not naked.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
But the list of things that she will do includes
foot stuff, which is the area, which is the area
that you're considering.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Yes, dabbling in it, put a toe in exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
She says that her followers have requested weird things like
dipping my foot in the toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Done it right now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
For a dollar, she says that really one dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yeah, you'll dip your foot in the toilet for a dollar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, like a clean toilet bowl?

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Or does there have to be at the radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Challenge?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Yeah, yeah, here comes a dollar.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Well here's the thing though, No, no, no, I will
do it, but if you want a recording of it,
my toes aren't painted, so they're not cute, so I
actually don't want you to see my toes right now?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
How bad that about?

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
Ten?

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Hold on? Ten dollars a toe in?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, you know, I gotta put your foot in up
to the ankle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Oh yeah, I'll sit in there all day, just till submerged.
Ten dollars an hour. I'll sit over there all right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Ten dollars, all right, Ten dollars until this next commercial
breaks over.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Why don't I record it like from the back, so
it's not like looking at her.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
I mean, y'all can see my gross foot here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Ten dollars. Ten dollars to leave your foot in the
toilet up to your ankle until the commercial breaks over,
like go right now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah, okay, it's gonna be okay if yeah, thank you
for the listeners. Crazy call in okay so.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
We can get you, so we can get you on
the phone. Get Yeah, don't leave until you've called in
you know what else, Sammy she Do you even know
the number? I don't even know the number. You can
flush to give the backline number here?

Speaker 9 (01:10:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
All right, yeah, board get her set up. Sammy Sheen
got a nose job at the age of twenty wha,
see goals Morgan? And now she's not only fans, so yeah,
now she's on Only Fan Next, next astronaut. I guess
how about she want that nose job? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Bad, pretty bad?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Ten yeah, ten dollars closer. Yeah, every ten dollars counts.
I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Comment talking about this Sammy Sheen foot story or what
she does on OnlyFans? Is I hear that, Charlie Anonymous?
Men are pleasuring themselves washing your precious daughter, dipp her
foot in the toilet and you and you deserve.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
It, And she goes, I have a daughter? Yeah, right?
Is that one of my angels? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Oh? Is this a?

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Is this Morgan on the line? Yeah? I mean someone
else their foot?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
The other because it's it's the lines here put you
gotta put a you gotta put them on hold, all
right so I can pick.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
It up in here. I mean it's in the middle
of the building. It might not work all the way.
I do have phone service issues. I've done it. I
did it in the bathroom, but I had to do Yeah. Yeah,
there we go morning. Yeah. All right, so you're you're
in the echo, all right, and the ladies. What if
somebody walks in there and you're just you're just sitting there.
I mean I didn't even lock the door. I was
gonna say that door better stay open, you know. But

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can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Okay, so imagine like you walk into work, You're like,
you know what, I'm gonna hit the restroom real quick
before I put my stuff out of my desk, and
you walk in, and then there's Morgan with her foot
and the toileft.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
To her ankle, just hanging out there. Wow on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, I'm all right, what you go, bunch lunch, you
go check it, check it out, all right, don't don't
don't hang out. Yeah, Gina's on her way.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
She's like the Guinness Book the World, which.

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
Kind of big.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I have like a size nine foot, so it really
doesn't even go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
That far in. So did you did you play? Did
you put it in already?

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Was I wait?

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Okay, that's fine, that's right, can you hold the phone
down there and splash around a little bit me here,
hold on, watched it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Hey, Gina is here? Is her foot in there? It's
an Yeah, Gina just got in here. She's taking a video.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
My calves look real nice.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
Dang.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
All right, so you have to keep it in there
until the commercial breaks over in ten old hours. Yeah, anything, all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Right, we'll be right back showing. How's the water, Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Is it cold? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Oh, her phone was good like the entire commercial break
of course?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Was that a yup? It is? Is that a yup?

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
It was? No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Did she go all well in Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Yeah, you did it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
It's up?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
What you hang up the phone and then just come back,
come back in, tell us all about it. Yeah, leave
like a wet footprints like a puppy coming back inside
from going out potty in the yard.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
You know what we are talking only fans. This is
a particular sub genre. Is a lady gets stuck in something,
let's say, foot in toilet. Yeah, and then a man
approaches and things happen, Oh like a hero, right, a
damsel pund of flesh? Afterwards? Well, so what was the
total time of her foot in the toilet ten minutes.

Speaker 14 (01:14:16):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Act it's a big deal. It felt nice. It was
cold at first. It was cold like when you get
in the pool and it's a little chilly, but then
you warm up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
To like tamps in there or anything right, stains, yeah, poots.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
We're here so early. I think that might have been
the first toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
I told you to flush it.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
So you get a little whirlpool of that for quick
dollars your money?

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
What else? Will you lick her toe? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
How about for Morgan to get that money?

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Would you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
It was like, can I lock my own?

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Can Morgan lick her toe? If Morgan can get her
nose job today, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Look, So that's that's a no. What I mean? I
mean there's a long way to go for eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Yeah, for eight.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Thousand dollars, get no shot money today, I'll do it
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Now, let's go all right, Seabats, I thought that you
might be good for this event. What that is the
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Sperm Racing, a startup in Los Angeles launching the first
sperm Racing League. The event will be live streaming next

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week Friday the twenty fifth, from the Hollywood Palladium on
Sunset Boulevard where that is. And they've built a microscopic
racetrack that mimics the dynamics of a woman's reproductive system,
and guys go head to head to see who's got
the fastest swimmers. I'm thinking, like, you always talk about
being so superior, and you got all these kids, this
would be a really good competition. You're like the Michael

(01:15:53):
Phelips of.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
The sperm race, and they don't let you into the
sperm donation program without good motility.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
So they say the point is to bring attention to
fertility and turn health into a competition because it's something
that you could train for, just.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Like any other sport. How do you make your sperm faster?
How would you do then? Well, what they advised when
you're a donor like I was selfishly self Leslie is
they say they ideally refrain for at least two days.
That's it, so they speed up right now. That being said,
I've done it, you know, the day after high fives,

(01:16:28):
and it worked out just fine. I was never rejected
for low speed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
The new league will have everything the other sports have
including press conferences, weigh ins, play by play commentary, and betting.
You'll be able to bet on the sperm races. You'll
be able to pick favorites, bet on the winners. First
race is going to feature competitors from U C, l A,
and USC. Wow, it's a little crosstown rivalry. And that's
the ideal age.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
You want to get the young college bucks out there
with brains.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
So what do they procure the sample right then and
there behind a cur or something, I mean, because it
has to be fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
For and then they got away? Why the palladium Like, yeah,
you need like space for spectators. Yeah that's odd. Yeah,
but sperm races, that's the thing. How do they need
someone perhaps to like make sure it tastes right or
getting are you are you daring? Because I know all
you got to be a well rounded judge, you know, Hey, sure,

(01:17:25):
discussive experience, Yeah, discussing odor.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Someone to get out of your hair, Henry say, hudough
you know who that is?

Speaker 11 (01:17:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Yeah, he used to be a champ and you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
So somebody broke into his house. His wife and kids
were asleep in the house. They U I guess there
was a detached studio that he's got that was broken into.
His first ever UFC Championship belt was stolen, along with
ten thousand dollars worth of camera equipment that belonged to
his producer, who was asleep in the studio at the time.

(01:17:58):
So it sounds like an inside jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
No one stopped them, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
He just ONTs his things returned, and if they are,
he won't press charges, I guess, or kick the person's
teeth in the back of their neck. It's been interesting
times for him lately because this burglary just days after
he tackled and held down this alleged drunk driver who
tried to take off after he plowed his car into
his neighbor's house. Yeah, so this guy's had an interesting

(01:18:23):
week or so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Street But yeah, I heard there have like a reward
out for the belt, because like, what are you going
to do with the belt? You can't sell it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
All that stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:18:31):
Yeah, Well, if you're watching the TV show Friends and Neighbors,
you go to the pawn shop and then there's a
secret room in that back of the pawn shop by
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
It's on Apple TV, not a sponsor.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yeah, there was a video of some guy talking smack
to some other dude. They're standing there in the aisle
of a stadium. It looks like, you know, just like
where people walk them down to get to their row
and their seat. And this guy he's talking smack to
it apparently is a fighter, and everybody's like this guy
and he looks like the smaller of the two guys.
So the big guy think he's just using his his

(01:19:05):
size to intimidate this smaller guy. But apparently this smaller
guy's death on wheels and he would have like ended
this dude.

Speaker 12 (01:19:14):
I see that a lot of the smaller guys are
into fighting. Like when Morgan and I went to Power Slab,
it was nothing but short kings up in there, Yes,
and they're all ripped and they all could like, yeah,
take you down in three seconds because that's what they got,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
They they're trained, trained, they're lowered the ground, they're more agile, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Yeah, the guys who talk scrappy, guys who talk crap,
and Morgan, you probably are meeting some of these guys
are usually the dudes who've taken like three months of
some kind of combat sport. So they like me that's
what I'm saying. So they know just enough to not
know how much they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Know, yes, and you get a little bit of ego going.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
And then the guys who know what they're doing, they
don't need to talk smack because they know what exactly.
Are you still planning to have an actual fight?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Yeah, that's the Actually have a call with the people today,
But my goal is by the end of the year.
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Yeah, that other fight we talked about, anything happened with that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
No, I need to email that guy again.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Boxing boxing, Uh No, this one is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
The Official Pillow Fighting League. Yeah, someone reached out to
me from there and I was like, oh my god, yes,
of course, you put.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Your foot in the toilet for ten dollars. Yeah, but
the pillow fighting thing is on ESPN.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Yeah it's actually legit. That would rule just crazy to me.
But then, yeah, I haven't heard from them, so I'll
follow up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
All right. It doesn't look super legit when I see it.
It looks like some do It looks like backyard wrestling.
Can you put like pennies in it? What do you
feel you?

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
No, they're official, because when he reached out to me
He's like, we'll send you official pillows to practice with
and all this stuff official pillo. I guess they got lost.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
They have to be a certain weight or whatever they like,
Sony in handles and stuff. All right, My question is
have you taken a hit yet?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
I've sparred. I sparred for the first time two weeks ago. Yeah,
so I'm taking a hit, but not like an actual
real hit, because when you spar you don't go full
force with something.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Yeah, it's like NFL players saying the speed and the
intensity and also the hitting and you can't practic You
got to get into the game situation.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
So are you worried about that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I'm not worried about it. I'm kind of not, but
I have a I have the sick feeling that I'm
gonna like it and be good at getting Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Think so to make you feel alive, Yeah, I'm sure
it's not about pain threshold. It's about not getting not
falling asleep that threshold is there? Is there a name
for the style of fighting that you're doing? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I don't even know what I'm training for is boxing,
because I'm too old and uneducated in the fight world
to get into mm A. This really yeah, grappling. If
I were to wrestle, I don't know anything about the people.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Who are champions now started jiu jitsu at aged four.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yeah, yeah, they're amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
You will be retiring by now.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
She was.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
They would be putting me to sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
So you're not doing the kicks. It's just I'm pressing that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
In you know, my workouts. But no, when I do
an actual fight, it will just be boxing. Nothing on
the ground, you know, which I don't really like it,
but that's smart for me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Okay, I need an easy bits. I know you like
mm A style like UFC. Yeah, I thought maybe you're
gonna be training to to do stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
It's just not smart for me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
There's a reason she can't.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Train for it. Yeah, right, but you would actually then
get into Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
I just don't have the fight I care.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Actually, Yeah, she knows her limitations. Yeah, she's very self aware.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie, you can send us
a text over to two.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Two nine eight seven The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Now, Morgan on the fighting thing, did you, yes, queen,
did you ever get in fights before.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
You started fighting? Like so, just as a kid, like
in school or yeah rap, oh god no.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
And that's what's so weird about me being into the
whole fight scene now, is I, I don't know, maybe
five years ago hated violence still if there was a
street fight going on, I'd run away, you know. Yeah,
I'm kind of a little pussy when it comes to that.
But but now, like when it's organized violence into it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
So what what attracted you to it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Like if that's how you felt about, you know, stuff
and right in the wild, like what what attracted you
or what got you into Was there a particular friend,
were you dating somebody? I know some people that got
into stuff that way, like other person they were with
is in the football.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Was because of a guy?

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Well it was my friend group, So my core friend
group that I see every Saturday. That's just what was
always playing in the background. And then after so many
months and as I got into it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Yeah, Gene, did you ever get in a fight only
with family? No, I mean like a physical fight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I mean, oh really a physical with family with my brother?

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
No, no, no, no, no, don't discount these These.

Speaker 10 (01:23:32):
Were as adults, teens, teens, pretty rough, yeah, pretty rough?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Who I still kind of chalk that up to. Yeah,
that's a good question. Who won then?

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Yeah? Probably you right?

Speaker 10 (01:23:45):
Not even well, you know when once the tears, you know,
when the blood started flowing, you know, I get the
most Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
But yeah, I mean we so not like sibling rivalry
kind of stuff. No, not brother and sister firing, like
actual fight.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
We threw down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, you should get into training.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Yeah, I think I've left that behind.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
My daughter said to my son last week or that
whatever was recently, Uh there were whatever he was. He
was messing with her, and she goes, I'm gonna kick
you right in the balls. And I thought it was
so funny, sweet little girl, I'm gonna kick you right
in the balls.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Good for her, Yeah, I knocked it off.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I had to tell him because he she she was
waiting and she was being patient, but he was she reached.
He was testing her for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Yeah. You ever getting a fight, Greg, Not technically.

Speaker 8 (01:24:40):
I gott in this situation where I pretended to chase
a guy and he fell down a hill and scraped
his knees, and then he whipped around and started punching me,
and I punched him back and it got broken up
in two seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
So it sounds like just by the way you described
it that you won. Yeah, if I was another kid
that was always saying, everybody gather around.

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
Ripped parents, bloody. Yeah, and a couple of punches here
and there. But in general, like if I think about
an actual fight, I couldn't do it for one second. Yeah,
I couldn't go to a boxing ring, no way, especially
you Morgan with wanting your nose job. So you're getting
into the thing that's gonna be the biggest target. Not
big size wise, but every boxer has a messed up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Nose, right, Well that's the thing. I'm not getting a
nose job and then fighting. The goal is to fight
and then you know, yes, take me a while to
make the money to actually get a nose job, find
a doctor, all that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
So once you get the nose job, fighting over Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Of course I'm not wasting my money stirring. Yeah, no
one's touching my face after that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Medics, You don't seem like you were a guy who
got in the fights.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
I got a few. Yeah, I got arrested over one.
You did. Yeah, as an adult. This is adult. It's
like I was a junior. He was a senior.

Speaker 12 (01:25:50):
Oh yeah, he like stole some stuff from me and
then he was talking smack and then so I said, hey,
meet me at my friend's house because we used to
have a break in between classes, and I didn't think he.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Would show up, and he did, and I was like, wow,
you got a fight. I guess. Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:26:09):
He punched me first, so it was self defense, and
then I broke his nose and then he went back
to his parents' house with a broken nose and leaning
all over the place, and then they called the cops.
His dad was actually a cop too, so but luckily
my friends videotaped it and then so they when I
was at the police station, they go, we understand there's

(01:26:30):
a tape, you know, can you provide the tape? And
I did, and it showed that he punched me first.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
I'm surprised, like a junior and a senior in high school,
they even went through all that because fight teenagers.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
They you know, it's the dad. That's how my friend
Jo and I became friends. Like we hated each other.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
We rode the bus together every day to school, and
it was just one of those where I hated him,
he hated me, And it got to the point where
one day on the way home, it's like, all right, dude,
when we get off the bus because we had the
same bus stop. All right, dude, when we get off
the bus, and then you know, drop backpacks like you know,
hockey players dropping gloves, and we just beat the crap
out of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
I can't say anybody won because we both just mean
we were both getting really good licks in and then
and it was done. Like no one even broke it up.
We just kind of, I don't know, gassed out, and
it was like yeah. And then he goes when I
come over to my house and played Nintendo, and I'm like, yeah,
like that he was the best man at my wedding.
We were oh yeah, yeah, we were. We were really

(01:27:24):
good friends from that point on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
There was another time I got my ass kicked. My
buddy and I Ralston. We were goofing on this one
chick and it turns out her boyfriend was like an
eighth year senior or something like. This guy was the
size of the rock. We were freshmen in high school.
This and the boyfriend, like I said, he had to
be at least I joke about eighth fifth year senior,

(01:27:48):
you know, and this the biggest dude you've ever seen.
And uh, I'm sitting at my table of friends and
she uh, she taps us both on the shoulder and
I turned around.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I see him. I see her. I go uh and
uh the boyfriend goes dead him. All right, here we go.
So I stood up. I got one really awesome like
Marty McFly you know on Biff, one really good shot.
I mean right on his chin too. And it's like

(01:28:20):
I didn't even try.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
I hit him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I hit him so hard and then that I just
got in the fetal position and covered because he he
was like like like just like cang fists, like I'm
just beating them the Jesus out of me. And I'm
like and of course it's at school. It's in the cafeteria,
so here come all the teachers and everything. They're blowing
the whistles and breaking it up and the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
That was a guy like well, okay, now, when I
was a fifth year senior, how do you think you
get away with that and not gets.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
No, I mean there was well he didn't get expelled.
That's what you just get detention at that point school
the time, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Get like a Saturday attention.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
But I did.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
I got my asking I did. I did have two
more fights after that, but it was more in radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
One.

Speaker 12 (01:29:01):
It was awesome because I went in with the hitter
microphone to a bunch of DJs and I talked back
to them and one of them got like legit pissed
and wanted to fight me. So they had me fight
at a concert in front of twenty two thousand people.
And when I got got face to face to him,
I could see that his lip was quivering like shaking.
I was like, Oh, I got this dude. I dropped

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him twice in front of twenty two thousand people, which
was awesome. And then the other fight we did the
previous morning show that was on. We did blind boxing,
so we all put on blindfolds and we fought in
like the hallway outside.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Of the store. We would do that we should and
just like just wailing on each other. And I cracked
this dude's tooth. Oh yeah, did you have the terminology
call you out? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what do
you call you out? That's what happened in my first fight. Yeh.
I brought that guy's nose.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
And at least back in this time, like in the nineties,
it was like early early early nineties, Like the way
the fight would always start between two dudes. You'd have
your arms out to your sides like this, like almost
like crucial kind of thing, and you'd be like bumping
chest like what are.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
You gonna do? Go ahead, man, go ahead? So stupid.
I had this one.

Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
I had this one in middle school where I headbutted
this guy when we got face to face like that
and to break his nose.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
No, but I got major trouble from should it hurt you? Yeah,
you're a man? No, my head cool? You know my head?

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
True?

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
And it's col when you're a teenage, not cool when
you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Alright, more what he shows next.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Thing on the show. We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right, Today is Tuesday.
It's April fifteenth. Today is of course tax Day, as
we discussed it. Just another reminder. You're gonna hear a
lot about that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Today's Universal Day of Culture. It's going to be It's
Jackie Robinson Day. Today's National Anime Day. All right, It's
National Bunyon Day. Greg, What exactly is a bundance? That's
not that's not a blister.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Curves.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Is it a bunion's cut off? I thought it was
something like kind of like a wart, but not what
I thought like a bump or something.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
So what is a bunyan? It's a bony bump. Yeah,
it makes your toe go in. It's typically it's typically
on the outside of your foot on either side, but
right below the toe line, kind of the big part
of your of your pad.

Speaker 12 (01:31:27):
They're up front, uh, the knuckle. Oh dude, did you
see that photo of the bronze foot. We know that
he's had some mess up feet, but there's a new
photo floating around of how bad his foot looks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
That's real literally over the other times, like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Runs around like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
It's like a ballerina's foot. Yeah, it's not like he
hasn't didn't have access to good shoes his whole life. Yeah,
I don't know what's some with that, but it's pretty brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
It's a maybe that's why he falls down.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
So he's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Because he's got really bad feed And I saw that
he was on the on the ground, writhing around as
if he was in the world's worst paint. He was
barely bumped by this other.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
Dude in the Paint's victim.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
I know, I know he's a flailer. I know he's
a flopper.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
I get that. Well, they say he is the best
actress in the NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
But this was like, like anybody in this room could
have taken that amount of contact from this dude. He's
on the ground as if somebody smashed him with a sledgehammer.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Bad feet.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
He sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
It's National Laundry Day, Love laundry. It's National that Sucks Day.
It's take a wild guest Day today, all right, and
a couple of food holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
It's McDonald's day. Yes, shout out to McDonalds. Out to McDonald's.
Do minecraft sauce yet, menace? Oh no, I haven't. It's
it's like a it's a buffalo style, it's dice. It's
actually hot. Okay, well okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
And it's a National glazed Spiral Ham Day.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Now you know what you know honey bake ham. Yes,
I didn't realize that it was opening around. I thought
it was a seasonal thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
The restaurants so you can get sandwiches, so they're able
to stay open.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah, kind of thought like Hickory Farms. I love with
the cheese soup I mean well because if you look
at the like have you ever seen a hickory farm stores?
Or is it just like the little kiosk around around
the malls or the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
But Honey Baked has like a deli counter and like
sandwich counter. Really yeah, it's awesome. Yeah you knew. Oh yeah,
that used to be like one of my mom's go
tos for like whenever we had gathering to the house,
she would like one of the things would be would
be like a honey baked tan. No, they're good, but
then you get in the middle, it's like, you know,
like ham, I'll take it or leave it? So good?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
How about those like refrigerator sandwiches? Those are good that
you make with the ham and the cheese. They're called
funeral sandwiches, like a little you're like a little slider rolls.
That sounds good, Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Well what makes those is the butter is soaked. butN
is what makes this? So you tell me right now,
I can go to honey baked ham.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Yes, mind blown, but so learned it all right? Menace
be learning us on some entertainment stuff. What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Well, SNL's Bowen Yang has done an interview just recently.
I find him really funny. You don't like him. I
think he's a little much.

Speaker 12 (01:34:15):
Okay, Well I didn't know this. He went through conversion
therapy as a teenager. His parents really wanted him to
not be gay. Yeah, I think he wanted the exact opposite.
So he made a deal with that made him, it
made him gayer. Yeah, that he would do the conversion
therapy if he was able to go to New York University,

(01:34:38):
which he said, which was a gay school. Ever, Okay,
so yeah, I didn't really work for them, and I
found out actually that conversion therapy is banned in twenty
three states currently.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
The last ones of the last convert trying to get converted.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Here's fair question, why all the other dumb stuff that
doesn't really do anything, that's still a lowed by lots,
like what is it about conversion therapy?

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Right? Why is allowed? They wouldn't allow it.

Speaker 10 (01:35:06):
I think it's it's abusive A lot of times, it
can be physically abusive, beat the gay.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Out of you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
I was reading up on it. It sounds a lot
like the camp that you got sent to. But yeah,
so I think maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Question I have no idea what they do in this conversion.
I'm just imagining it's like any kind of other therapy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
But I guess not. I guess it's a young gay person.
What a great place to meet people. A Yeah, he
just played along until he was able to go off
to college. Yeah. Yeah, I promise I'm straight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 12 (01:35:45):
Speaking of gay Babo television, well it's coming out on
page six that producers apparently get really angry or have
set when Real Housewives become sober because apparently they.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Get all boring and the formulas pretty boy. Yeah, so uh,
they're not happy about that. And then you know when
we were talking about Mickey Rourke, he was over on
is it Mickey Rour? Yeah, Mickey Rourke.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Yeah, he was on Celebrity Big Brother UK and he
was talking all this you know, homophobic stuff. Jojo Siwa,
Well he's been kicked off guys, yeah, because apparently he
was really threatening on top of that to other people.

Speaker 12 (01:36:28):
And again I didn't even know he was alive, but
check this out. They said that he's not going to
get his full amount for being paid to be on
the show. And guess how much she was gonna get
paid to be on celebrity Big Brother UK.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Now for the entire for the whole thing. Yeah, to
be how long is that forty five days or something?

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Forty five days? Yeah, find out twenty grand I was
gonna say, yeah, like a hundred put me ye, put
me down for two hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
I'll go two hundred. Yeah, I'm going twenty.

Speaker 12 (01:36:55):
Anybody else five hundred, five hundred, crazy, six hundred and
fifty worth thousand dollars out of the house.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Yeah, Jo Josie know that. He said that he's still
gonna get paid. They didn't say how much though, pro right, Yeah,
it just pro rare.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I found the clip I was talking about. The guy's
name was Andrew Caldwell. Remember this guy. He was like,
well the conversion, the conversion thing, and yeah, so all
about like you know these homophobic pastors.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
We've heard about them before. So he's at the church
and they're doing like power God. Yeah, I'm not gay?
How about it? He is you need God to do?
He just told you it's done. Right now, what did
you come here for? What did you come down here for?
Tell me to get delivered? More you get delivered? Do

(01:37:42):
you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free? Yes, sir,
turn around and tell those people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
I am deservered.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Women.

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
I'm not guy. I not say young man, I not
tear up hart.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Make well.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
I will hello, oh women, women underrated? How good that organized?
Is right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Really good?

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:38:29):
He delivered right well. A man we know is not gay.
His name is Jelly Roll, and now he says he
is not skinny at all. But he did give an
update on how much he has lost. He is down
two hundred pounds now from where he was at He
was five hundred and forty pounds. Now he's down to
three hundred and forty pounds. And of course he's doing
the two Bear five k run in Tampa Bay made

(01:38:52):
fourth with our friends Burt Kreischer and Thomson Gera.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Are you going there for that? Yes, of course I'll
be there. Yeah, and I'll be there too. He'll need
the skin surgery, right, oh oh yeah, definitely. Did you
see these photos of Britney Spears going to Mexico, which
I think is always a bad idea because I guess
she likes hanging out in Mexico. She doesn't live there,
but she vacations there a lot.

Speaker 12 (01:39:14):
And I see things going very sideways. But the recent
photos of her getting off the private jet, her security
is holding a very creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Doll for her. Have you have you seen Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:39:28):
Yeah, this is like this super creepy doll that they
keep wrapped up in a blanket for So this tracks
again what she shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Be in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
It looks looks like a toy. It looks like some
wore up. It looks like what the people I watch
on Love on the Spectrum carry around.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Yeah, Madison, Yeah, I don't know. I think you guys
love that show. I mean it's getting great reviews this season.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
You'll cry.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Yeah, Brittany spears in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Not a good idea, they were saying on Love in
the Spectrum today on a very special edition.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
It's extra special, you know, every episode special, super special,
extra special.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
I don't got to tell you.

Speaker 12 (01:40:07):
Addition, Well, another lady that's a little bit crazy. Her
name is Julia Fox. You might have seen her in
Uncut Gems. She was also ex girlfriend of Kanye West.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
She had some vice. She has some advice for the ladies.
Don't have a baby with a loser.

Speaker 12 (01:40:24):
Guys, great advice, don't do that because She's been complaining
online lately that her baby daddy shows up late to
a bunch of different things and then he just starts
unnecessary drama constantly. But I feel like ladies are attracted
the losers though, and then they want to have babies
with them, which makes everything better?

Speaker 6 (01:40:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Is it part of the power dynamic, Like if someone's
a like a loser, you feel like you're superior to them,
and yeah, like as opposed to like someone you can fix.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Maybe I think it's a fixed thing for most women.
I don't know where the baby comes in for that.

Speaker 12 (01:41:00):
Of convinced though, you know, I don't speak on behalf
women like feminist, but I feel like they kind of
like the drama. It gives them something to talk about
with the gal pals, right and the guy is just boring.
What are they going to talk about?

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
And they feel safe, They feel like the guy's not
gonna cheat.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
I found this other club. This was a homo exorcism.
Oh man, do you remember this from years ago? I
think some years ago. So again, you could order this
DVD series and if there was somebody gay that you
wanted to have them become not gay anymore, exercise it
out yeah, you would get this DVD series that these
preachers and stuff for selling. And here here's here's a

(01:41:41):
little clip from one of the exorcisms.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
A judge, judge, judge, because in this man, because in
this man commit abominations. Show I lose for the curse,
the curse of homosexuality, of homosexuality, sexuality.

Speaker 10 (01:42:08):
I light up, I lie not, I light up, I
lie up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
This is totally legits the here's the pitch.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
First of all, I pray in the name of Jesus
for those who may be battling sexual feelings of lust
and pornography and lesbianism and homosexuality. I have prepared a
free video series, how to Break the Six Strongholds of Satan,

(01:42:47):
how to beat the Devil at his own game.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Yeah, so you can these DVDs get the gay right out.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
That's right. Show day. We're gonna it's shiver We're gonna
sit bag. She was like, it's Shiver Day, and you
know we don't do And we'll start with celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Happy birthday is Seth Rogame, who is forty three years
old today.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
I'm loving his new show The Studio Watching. Yeah, that's
is that on? Good is it on Apple Apple, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Emma Watson, Harmione Granger and The Harry Potter Movies is
thirty five.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Are you Stark? Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Game of Thrones. Macy Williams is twenty eight. Ed O'Brien
from MENACE's favorite band Radiohead he is fifty seven. Today,
Country superstar Chris Stapleton is forty seven. Owen Shaw in
The Fast and Furious Movies, Luke Evans forty six, and
m Thompson is sixty six. You got Linda Perry? Oh yeah,
so four nine blondes, what's up right?

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
But then she's also written a bunch of huge songs
like Pink Get the Party started. Christina Aguilera is beautiful.
She's also Lesbo married to Sarah Gilbert.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
I think they did and used a bunch of stuff
for Dolly Parton. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Linda Perry is sixty years old today. Samantha Fox number
her from the eighties, Yes, she's fifty nine, and then
Jennifer Fight is forty eight years old. Today birthday, I'll
bit Cookie, Cookie cooks. Today's Porto birthday is Rina Ellis
and today's birthday Girl She's been packed tighter than a
fat chicken. A Tube Tops Shit two hundred and twenty

(01:44:27):
fine films including Asian Strip Mall Massage Volume five.

Speaker 5 (01:44:31):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
She was in True Anal Addiction Volume three. For Greg
she was in Lesbian Prison Guard Penetrates Inmates. Nice sounds good.
Also Farmers Market Sluts Volume one, High class hottie gets
to any way she can in the office, Yes she does.
And who can forget her unforgettable role and squirt until
it hurts.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
That's Rina Ellis who's thirty two years old today.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
A little bad news her her Twitter ex account has
been suspended and we gotta do some really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
That's Rita Alis, who is thirty two years old today.
And that's you report a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a little Tuesday morning. Look what's happening in
the world of entertainment?

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
More fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had goneree a
few times, and I say I haven't had gone show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
All right, Well, it is time to wrap up, calling
it a day Tuesday. Woody Show in the books and
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You can find that on the podcast platform of your
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(01:45:47):
you smarter than Gina's step son? And so, yeah, he's
he's a young man, but is he smarter than people
in this room? I think you already know the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
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News a bunch of other stuff. You just go and
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Speaker 8 (01:46:55):
Yeah, pretending to be a functional adult will never not
be exhausting.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
You know, I wanted to be an adult ever since
I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
Yeah, because when you're a kid, like dude, that'd be
so awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Man, whatever you want, you have your own rule, and
then as you get older, you realize that even though
you have less rules as far as like what happens
at home goes, Yeah, there's so many other rules you
got to follow.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
Yeah yeah, and you're responsible for so much stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Yeah, Bill, I gotta say, though, I still like it
better taxes, scheduling, colonoscopies.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
Oh god, okay, never take it back.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giving THEO he shows some
of your valuable time this morning. You know, WITHVI it
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
Have a great day. S MD, double lamp. Quit this bitch,