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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Today is April the eighteenth, twenty twenty five. And guys,
today is Friday. And I decided you, guys to change
up the Friday song we had Andrew WKA for a
long time. Now for today, we'll see how it goes.
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Rock the Party, all right, to officially get us out
of the blood going a little bit of rocket.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It is Friday. It is the Woody Show. Friday, Rock
the Party, v O D.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It is the Woody Show. Welcome to it, Woody, Greg Menace,
there's Gina grad Seabasses here, we got Sammy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
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Any kind of fun weekend plans you got or anything
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studio guests this morning, the one the only Kevin Smith.
You know, Clerks Chasing Amy Dogma which is coming back
in theaters, Jay, and Silent Bob. He's the Silent Bob
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part of that equation. So Kevin Smith will be on
the show this morning. Also, your Friday Fail Stories Dumbass contest.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Will be the du i Q.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Anything we can do to get through the morning and
into the weekend as quickly as possible coming up here
on the Woody Show. Good news for Greg because today
is one of the holidays. Is it's National Exercise Day.
That is the best Yeah news of the day. I
mean nobody wants to exercise. I mean I think if
people were honest, you know, you, like even people who
do exercise, won't tell you they want to exercise.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah. Do you ever see people smiling while running?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
It turns out though you can get a lot of
the same benefits by just rushing through stuff. A new
study just got published that found that doing random tasks
and chores. Faster is the way to go. The researchers
tracked the movements of twenty four thousands adults for about
a week, and none of them were people who did
any regular exercise. The ones who did minor tasks at
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a brisk pace, they saw major health benefits years later.
Minor stuff stuff like greg speed vacuuming the rug or
walking faster when you take the trash out.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I should be ripped that. I do everything relatively quickly
movement wise, and I eat quite healthy, and I still
have a pregnant belly.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
You know, you don't for.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Those people, you know, what it is is probably like
you probably have that bloat like that the way the
Ethiopians do, because because you're not eating.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Enough that might maybe yeah, maybe it's a gas pocket.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah maybe For those people, their heart attack and stroke
wrists was half what it was for people who did
those things at a regular pace. They say even five
minutes of rushing per day made a big difference. The
idea is just to get your heart pumping. What about
every day walking like you, what do you walk? I
have to run to keep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, that's just my normal, Paige. I don't even exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Now, I'd have to probably run to move any faster,
but I ain't running. I don't run for help.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
The lead author of the study says that when you
when you do this, and you can fit any kind
of exertion into your daily life. Quote, that doesn't mean
you have to actually exercise.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
All right, good news. Yeah, walk the garbage out faster.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah, it's just getting it out there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Eight seven show. All right, well we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for politically correct world. It's Friday morning, everybody. Yeah,
another week. It is what Friday morning? It is the
WOODI Show. My name is whatdy? That's great, Gory, there's
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Gina grat all right, we got menas who is here?
Good morning Menas c Bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here, and
we have a special in studio guest ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, the one the only Kevin Smith.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You can't keep me away.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Let me tell you something, man, before we dive into
anything else.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What he reached out to me. Was it last week
or whatever? Yeah, he was like, hey man, menace is
walking like it was that felt like it was two
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh man, this is walking Disney like you got a live.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Stream and I'm like, I was like fever dream, Yeah
that happened.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah yeah. He walked from the Disney Burbank lot to
Disneyland forty one miles, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Forty like a like a fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He just wanted something.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
I wanted to see you do it, and I'm so
happy you brought it up because I actually there's something
involving that walk that I felt terrible about, like the
entire day after and involved you because we wanted to
bring you in on the live stream in the last
thirty minutes of it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
And then what He's like, oh, bring in somebody in
the live stream, and he said Kevin. I didn't realize.
I was so out of it because I already walked
like forty yes, and I was like, oh, I don't
want to stress the stream. I don't know who you're
talking about. And then he said Kevin Smith, and I
was like, oh, for Kevin, I'll do it because for me,
you walk on water because I was an ex film
student turned to radio guy and I felt absolutely terrible
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because I thought, like, you heard me say like I
don't want to do that, and then we try to
get ahold of you. I'm like, oh, iised Ken Smith
and I was laying in bed like all day next day,
I'm like, I can stop, man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I worship my wife doesn't worry about offend me, Like
you just displayed here.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's very it wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But number two I felt I was all on me
man because he was like do a thing, and I
was like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Old f Well you're always on social media like live streaming. Yeah,
it's because you can join in and so like, you know,
kind of stop in and say hi kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
It was a mutual nod dog so it's fine.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah, but I was like, I was pretty devastated.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh my god, look you're the only reason I come here.
Never mind it's always been new menace. But I heard
on the way up in the elevator my I got
a compliment of my hokahs like.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm not like one of these. I'm not a cultist,
but when I find a product that works, I stand up.
We were on the Clerk's three tour. My sneakers like
falling apart, and I went into like one of these
hiking stores because we were in Boulder, so it wasn't
like I could just go to the mall. I saw
a walking store across the street. I say, man, like
I'm on my feet A lot was a good sneaker
and that dude was just like, oh, let me show you,
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and he whipped out the Parodi's hocus and they looked ridiculous.
They looked like, well, this is what you make an
action figure where so it stands yea fall off and
he's like, try him on, and I tried him on
and they were like literally pillow soft.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So ever since then, I've got about eight pair, eight
different pair of wo and it's I'm not a sneaker head.
I don't collect or anything, but like, damn if you
canccomplished things a sneaker.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I know, And it hurts my heart because I am
a sneaker guy and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
This, are they considered like a mom sneaker, a dad sneaker.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I think, like geriatric, I think right or whatever, like Mollwalker.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
As an old head sneakerhead guy. To me, they are,
but the younger generations have really embraced them and they
rock them like.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Grandpa's shoes are back now they say, the Grandpa style shoes.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The peds are serious.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I just read something about that. I told Menace about it.
I said, hey, you're in luck then, dude.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I just read an article on this new Adida shoot
that looked just like the Hookahs too.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm oh god, the changing the market.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Man. But wait a second, So just to go back
to the walk, how long did it take?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
It's I left at three am and I got there
at nine forty pm, So I don't know, it's like fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hours, yeah, total, more in that way.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
More than that. Yeah, it's like, uh, let's see three
to three.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Is twelve ago six. You're right that we estimated eighteen hours.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Originally I wanted to get there around like eight o'clock,
but you know, so many cool listeners stopped and I
kept on stopping, and.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
There was.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It broadcast.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, the entire video stream, the whole thing. People
knew it was for RELs.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I know you don't spoke we anymore, but you look
like it's like a confused star, like.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Get all the logistics together on how did you broadcast?
Was all the broadcasting just done from your phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, So I had five.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Harness with a bunch of.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, dude used mind Mobile and not sponsored, but yeah
video streaming.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, we had five phon.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
We have Kevin Smith in studio with us, and there's
a lot to talk to you about. I know, Greg's
got a question for you, and I got a lot
of questions about Dogma is Back in your Possessions one
of my one of my favorite movies. The first time
I ever met you is like, I couldn't wait to
talk about Dogma. I mean everybody you know Clerks of course,
and all the other movies that you've done, but like
Dogmas one of those things because it hasn't been available
for so long, and the story about why hasn't been
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available on you know, DVD and streaming service and everything
else got really interesting for a while. But now it's
back in your possession of a movie that you wrote
and acted in and directed. And so there's a whole
thing around this that we're going to talk about. And well,
we got to take the break first because I know, man,
once we get talking, we're going to talk. Oh yeah,
and we have Kevin Smith here. You can find him
(10:24):
on Twitter and Instagram at that Kevin Smith more what
he showed next? Hang on, so what do you show
to be Happy Friday? Everybody. Kevin Smith is here. Happy Friday, everybody.
Happy Friday to you. It's it's good to see how
you doing. You're doing, and you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I have no complaints whatsoever, man, I you seem like
you're having a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know, on social media, you're doing a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Before I got here, I was checking. We got the
final art on doing a crossover. I got a comic
book label called the Secret Stash Press over at dark
Horse Comics, and so we do a comic book called Quick,
which is like offshoot stories from the viewsk universe, Jane, Silent, Bob,
the Clerk's characters and whatnot. All those movies that I
made that were interconnected. These are little stories that you
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would never bother to make a whole movie about. So
we're doing a crossover with the folks at Archie. So
it's Archie.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Meets Jane's Bomb.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And I just saw all the final artwork and matched
it against like the script, and it was wholesomely delfe
Like a lot of people right away are like, oh, man,
are Jane something Bob I'm gonna do. Betty Ronica was
like they're teenagers. No, that's not the story, but it
wound up being it's it fits insanely well in the
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arch universe. Like, yes, there's definitely moments that push the
line and stuff, but it's shockingly wholesome and it really
at the base of it is a story about how
Archie comes to work at Quick Stop and it helps
Randall get over the death of Dante. Like it's nuts, man,
I can't believe it worked. The artist absolutely killed it
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and we're all drawn in the art she stopped.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So you wrote it, Yeah, I wrote it and then
wrote the story.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yep, that's how you're do it in comics. Well, some
people can write a script and draw it as well.
Tell you, but you come up with all this stuff
my old story and it's like no weed anymore. No,
But I was like, how do I make this work?
And I found a way to work. There were enough parallels,
like we referenced the Archie characters and chasing Amy, like
mister Weatherby and Archie and and Jughead and stuff. So
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there's like a joke there, a long running joke that
we were kind of associated with Archie because of that.
But there's a Veronica in their world of Veronica and
our world our guy Dante was always caught between two girls,
so to speak, so it kind of worked out now.
So this morning I got up and I was just like,
like I never saw this coming, Like they reached out
and like you want to do this? I was like,
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how have we not done this?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And it's it just made me so happy. Am I
get rich off it? Absolutely not. You get paid like
maybe one hundred bucks of page in comics or something
like that, and at you know, this is forty pages.
So it's all right for writing, but nobody gonna live
off that. You do it because the joy. And this
morning I sat there and received all the joy. Writing comics.
Writing cartoons always has this delayed benefit effect where you
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do a thing and then you go on with your
life and then like a month two months later, somebody
presents you with the thing you wrote and it's all
drawn out.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And it just delivers.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's what you need to do is set up cascading
joy throughout your life, particularly in the time right now
where there's so little of that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Well, Kevin Smith is here fout him on Twitter and Instagram.
At that Kevin Smith, And where will people be able
to find that, like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How much.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
July? All right, so it'll be stand So like, what
is it comic book stores down?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Sure, you get online, You've got pre orders going right now,
and there's like a thousand different covers and stuff. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
But yeah, your whole life is fun. Yeah, it's all
your stuff, your creativity and the stuff you want to do.
It's almost as good as our life. Guess who's gas
and guessing if someone's fat or skinny and talking about
your crap and redneck news. Kevin Smith is here. Dogma's
coming out in theaters. Got a lot to talk about there.
Dogma movie dot com for all the info more. Kevin
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Smith coming up here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
M Oh, I think I know this.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Isn't all right.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Welcome back everybody. Oh it's Friday morning. It is the
Woody Show. Kevin Smith is here, very excited to get
Dogma back. I know because Dogma was one of those
movies and I remember I heard about the controversy before
I even knew what it was. And this is like
what year that come about?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ninety My kid was born. Okay, so in fact, my kid,
we were going to get my kid baptized and somebody
put a brick through our front window because when the
movie came out, there were people on the religious folks
who were upset about they remember.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, yeah, because this this coincided with an event in
my career where I was living in Saint Louis at
the time. The Pope was coming to town to Saint Louis,
and it was causing all kinds of traffic problems. It's
kind of like with F one in Vegas, like everybody
in Vegas hates F one because you know the chaos
that it creates and getting around.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
In history, Louis hates the Holy Father.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But do they It's the most Catholic city in America.
I'm I'm sure you found out in this experience with
dogs anyway. So I'm like, look, man, if the Pope
really wants to and I was like ripping on like
the you know, the Pope coming to town. Well, the
Secret Service made us stop the radio station to make
sure that I wasn't going to like inflame anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, while the Pope and also guess who was in
town right around that time was George Carlin, so he
and he was on stage. I went to that show,
was at the Fox Theater and and he's making anyway,
so your controversy, and then I was I was taking
off the air for the two days of the pope
was in town. That's he could be a threat. No,
there were no threats. They just don't want me like
riling people up about Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That wasn't saying to do anything. It was just you know,
bitching about the traffic.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
The air.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
So I heard about the controversy with dog when I'm like, oh,
I must see this. This is definitely from a sense
of humor. Standpoint right down Broadway from me saw the movie.
What a bunch of cool twist. Speaking of George Carlin,
George Carlin, Alanis Moore said, of course everybody else that you.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Happened nice rock like this. Most star studied it. It's
a great James Allen bobb reyboot was the most star study.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And anyway, so you know, Dogma great movie, and you
know you'd be able to watch it back at that time,
and then there was this great dark period where you
couldn't get it. And it's because Harvey Weinstein, Yes, the
Harvey Weinstein, he had the rights to it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, what technically what happened was in order for the
movie to come out. Disney hated it. Disney owned Miramax
at that time, so Disney was like, you guys got
to get rid of this movie. And this had happened
before a Mirror Max with a couple of films. For example,
there's a movie.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Called Kids, Oh Theater.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, And so as a young man, I was like,
you know what, I can probably go to the rest
of my life stout having sex.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, Miror Max made that movie. Mirri Max was owned
by Disney. Disney was like, you got to get rid
of this movie. It's not a Disney type film. And
so the Weinstein brothers personally bought the movie and then
released it themselves, and they made a bunch of money
with it. So when the dog Would controversy happened, and
then Disney, like Michael Eisner, was leaning on Harvey Gunn
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you have to get rid of this movie. You never
should have made it in the first place, and now
you have to get rid of it. So Harvey and
Bob had a model already from what they did with Kids,
where they bought Dogma personally, although I never saw a receipt,
you know what I'm saying, Like, yea, yeah, there was
no proof that they actually money changed hands they ever
paid Disney back, which is the point of contention. But
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in any event, once they had it, then they licensed
it out first to Lionsgate for theatrical release. This baby
lions Gate. This is like I remember when we hit
thirty million, lions took got a double page ad going
through thirty million. This is the company that would go
on to make you know, jail games, hunger games, franchises
and whatnot. So there was a time they were a
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very small company. So Lionsgate had a for the theatrical
Sony or columby TriStar had it for home video. When
you do these things, they have deals, and those deals
eventually laps that probably did a ten year deal or
something like that. Harvey, as we all know, went through
some issues and is in jail. A year ago, year
and a half ago. We started reaching out going like
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I wrote a very heartfelt letter about how this is
my fourth movie and I know you made lots of them,
but this is tied in with my father who's dead,
and it's all about my Catholicism. It's sitting on a
shelf someplace. Can we please have it? It's twenty fifth
anniversaries coming up. I offered two hundred and fifty k.
Lawyer got back to us, said absolutely not. So I
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wrote another letter and then offered five hundred K. Lawyer
came back said absolutely not. That's about as high as
I can go without reaching out to others who may
be like, perhaps I reached out to Benemett. So I
was able to go back and be like, how about
a million bucks? Still told us know, so that was it.
Six months, eight months go by. I forget about it
because it's all done and stuff. Then we get a
(19:14):
call from these people who were like, we just bought
like ten movies, and we were going through them and
we see one has Ben Affleck in it. What do
you know about this? It was a company that bought movies.
Studio didn't buy these movies. What happened was this, I
guess this guy, of course is ever fighting his legal battle,
so he had more bills and he liquidated a bunch
of things that he personally owned. So the way I
(19:35):
heard the story is this, his company is not even
a company, it's an investment. What do they call those things?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We venture capitalist. So they bought a.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Tronch they called it of movies that Harvey personally owned.
One was Kids, Larry Clark's movie. One was Fahrenheit nine
to eleven Michael Morris aconm. They did the same thing
with that years later. Six of them were kung Fu
movies because he had been working on kung Fu stuff
(20:05):
with Quentin, so he started buying I guess Shaw Brothers
stuff maybe. And then one was Dogma, And this whole
tranch of films got sold as a big set for
Not Not. We were within spitting distance, yes, wow, the
(20:26):
one the guy who makes the decision now, Yeah, it
was kind of felt like a real from Hell'shard I
stab at the kind of moment. But whatever. So this
company was like, we own this now, but we don't
know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Do you want to play with it? I was like,
that's so we did.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
First thing we did was our due diligence to make
sure that that dude is completely separated, because over the
years people have been like, hey, i'n get your Dogma
back and be like, great man, let's do it and stuff,
and they're like, but a piece of it goes back
to him, and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
And never in a million years I'd rather never touch
the movie. So he's I mean, he's got his own problems.
I doubt he even cares about this at this point.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So now it's like, oh my god, I get to
play with it again. And it has been wild man
because like you got to remember, this happened nineteen ninety nine,
twenty six years ago. There was a Dogma poster, there
was a Dogma trailer, the Dogma marketing story had been written,
and like now twenty six years later, they're like, here's
your new poster. I was like, oh my god, like
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this is phenomenal, Like here's the new trailer, and the
trailer like I know that movie. The trailer made me
want to see the movie where I'm like this, this
movie looks dope, Like it's just sold in a modern way.
We could never put the Buddy Christ on the poster
back in the day. We were dodging death threats. Back
Now anything goes Now it's like, well, the image of
Jesus pointing we actually wink him with his thumbs up
(21:47):
has been co opted by so many people that I
was like, let's us use it. It came from us, right,
like it's all over the internet and stuff. And he
became the center point of the poster. We have all
these famous people who are tiny around him and Jesus
front and center. My argument, I was like, who is more.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Famous than Jesus?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
They all love them, and so it's it's gonna be out,
like people can buy it, you could stream it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, it comes out re releasing theaters June fifth, everywhere,
so the same way it would like a normal movie.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
But before that was my favorite thing. So it's another
what what do you call the resurrection premiere?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's called well, first there's Dogma the Resurrection Tour, and
then the movie on June fifth is called Dogma Resurrect.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Right, But I'm saying on Easter Sunday, this Sunday the
tour begins, which I think is hilarious first of all. Also,
by the way, it's for twenty yes, yeah, it's all
coming together.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So it literally came together in a month and a half.
I was sitting on Zoom with everybody a month and
a half going, month and a halfgo going like Easter
is for twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, and we were all like, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And the folks at Iconic Releasing man made it happen
in a month and a half NAMC theaters has been amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
So it's happening in La at the Grove in LA.
Kick it off on Sunday for twenty for twenty Easter Sunday,
which is perfect. And then after that it's his Resurrection Tour,
which is hitting a lot of Woodies show cities like,
for example, Dallas on April thirtieth, Philadelphia May fifth, Pittsburgh
(23:13):
May twenty third, just some Woodies show cities. Then back
in La you can get all the details. Just go
to dogmamovie dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't care. Why are you listen. You listen because
you love it.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Listen as long as you're listening.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
This is the Hoodie Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It is the Woodies Show. It's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Kevin Smith is here Sunday the I'm calling it the
Resurrection premiere Dogma securely back with Kevin Smith where it belongs,
and it's happening at the Grove on Sunday, which is
Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yea perfect timing. Nice.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
And then after you hit the road doing all the
things around different cities, you know, doing the Q and
A screenings that you do, all wrapt up back in Burbank.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We just added for the end exactly, Man, I expect
you to get a new pair of Holkas for them,
but yeah, right in Burbank May thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
That so cool. So what is like, what is like
madd and Ben, what all guys think about it?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Like that's good? Matches in question because somebody was like,
what's your guest list for the for the premiere on
on Sunday? And I was like, well, I'm Scott Moser's
coming in. He was a producer of the movie, Laura Graanley.
She was like a line producers, social producer. And they're like, no, no,
I mean like your guest list, And I was like
(24:38):
who the cast? Like yeah, I was like I don't
heard from anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I texted Ben the day that the trailer was going
to drop and I was like, hey, man, you got
a second and he was like, he's shooting a movie
right now. He's like, I will tonight. I was like,
I don't even need you tonight. I'm just going to
leave something here. Watching it at your leisure is going
to make you feel young again. And so I didn't
hear back, but I don't take that as like him
(25:03):
going like, I hate this, he's directing the movie. The
next morning, my Jordan, who's Jason Mus's wife, she runs
our company. She like shamed me into texting Rock. She's like,
if you if you texted Ben, why wouldn't you just
text Chris Rock? So I was like all right, and
I reached out to Rock and I was like, hey, man,
is this still you? Because it has been forever? Yeah,
(25:25):
and uh, I said, is this still you? Rufous because
that's what we played in Dog. He was like, it's
still me, friend, how are you? And I said, I
got something to send you, and I sent him the
trailer with the passwords so we can watch it. Never
heard back.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
So but again I don't all they all holy ghosted.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm still in that joke and.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Taking it down the road.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's glass right there.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, so that's not a complaint. That's not me whining
or anything like that. But everyone's in their own stuff,
you know what I'm saying. That's something I always remember
about my work, is what about I haven't heard them?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Oh my god, again, this isn't I never here from
from George? That wouldn't that be interesting? That was that
what he came to doing a dream. Yeah, I like that, George,
you got bad, Yeah, he can't do in a dream
instead of.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
You got this.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yes, shooting promos for the movie at the AMC at
the Grove and they were doing a quality check on
the New Verse because his new four k Uppers and
stuff like that. So they were running it in this
big theater where we were also shooting, and we came
in just when the George Carlin scene happen, and my god,
he was just absolutely magnificent and.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
He was like the dude who on that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That was like, I was Catholic when I started that
movie over the movie was over, I don't think I
was Catholic anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
And that was because of George.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
George is like at one point I was like saying, hey, man,
so in this scene, you're gonna do this and blah
blah blah. You know, it's like that thing in church.
So well.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
For more information, go to dogmamovie dot com. It's Dogma
movie dot com. You'll find all the dates and everything
else there. I'm super happy for because I know it's
such a big deal for you.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
For I got it back.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
It all comes see it, we got we got more
stuff with Kevin Smith coming up next.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
He's ourbecile.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Now all right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
It is all right.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I like that clip.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We're gonna use that from now on. Kevin Smith is.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Here, the one, the only Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So delighted to do. Here is kid, you know why
seven minute ride from my I'm gonna say it again.
And I always say when I come in and it's
never taken up on, I would literally come here.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I know you say that. You say that all the
time every day. I thought it was fun, you know,
seeing a little bit about what you do. You know,
we're the with the four thirty movie thing just right
down the street. We just did that quick little thing
for your that's your latest movie as of right now.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That was the yeah, the last flick id come out,
And I've talked about it before when I came on
the show. That opening gives me chills. Number One, I
love when a movie starts over like the studio logos.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Number two, you set the tone perfectly, man, because like
you understood the assignment. I came in and I was like,
what do I need? Is the one hundred?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Like old school, like top forty you.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Started naming them. Oh yeah, you were like, oh you
want him him or.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Helly and yeah, dude, we called him human newman, human newman.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Pukers what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I was like yelling, screaming and blah blah.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's the term of does anyone puke anymore? Yeah? Now
it's more of a podcast vibe right where everyone was conversation.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Not on like the on the like the the old
not old. They're not oldie stations anymore, but they play
like a lot of eighties.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's not o'clock. Yeah, exactly exactly what.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
But you nailed it, man like, and it was fun
song under it, like all of that was perfect and
all the references and stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
And he knew better than to show me on camera.
It's like, it's a better, better scene than her voice
built for radio.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Not too long ago, Kevin did fill in shifts at
our sister station, and I loved it. I did a
great job. Yeah that was great.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I wanted that so badly. I wanted to be the
king of a M Radio Angeles basin, but it didn't
work out, and it still haunts me to this day.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You're in better shape, man, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, the people around the are and I love I
love radio mana, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
And the how close it you guys are anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Heart exact heart attach anyway, I thought it was. I
thought it was really fun to get to see what
you do. You come in here and you love to
see and participating what we do. I thought it was
fun to go and participate and see the.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Time you come to a said be in it, like
on camera. We're still our money fell apart for we're
making Jane Solemn Bob Store Wars. We were so close
and then our money, which was Canadian, fell apart. So
now it's back to Jordan board to find more money.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It was just fine. I didn't complain it. Man around
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I'm around, yes, yeah, yeah, So question about I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You begin in a Kema Smith movie. First you're just
a voice. Sure, then you are body pretty great one, right,
and we put them together. Back to the dog thing
real quiz. Dogma's coming back out in theaters June fifth.
Kevin finally got the movie back. It's the big anniversary.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
He's doing the whole thing, the resurrection towards hitting all
these woody show cities Dallas Philly, Pittsburgh, of course, Los Angeles,
a big premiere re premiere, new premiere this Sunday, Easter
Sunday for Dogmas. Of all the things and all the
complaints and all the controversy that happened when it first
came out, was there anything that was scary?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Was there like a scary threat? There was one that
we were really concerned about. We got it.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Was it four hundred thousand pieces of hate mail and
three were verified death threats. And one of them I
still remember the one that said, and this is me
quoting a letter. So how do I put this?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
We can believe it? Do we need to bleep it out? No, border,
we ready, can we bleep it out? And it was
a it was directed at a group of people. Okay,
so I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I say you did it, but I assume it was
in but so it said you and in prevac antheticals,
people of the Jewish persuasion.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, but we started out a little more all of them.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Man, you better take that money you stole from us
and start investing in flak jackets because we're coming in
there with shotguns. Your brothers in Christ and.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Good for too long.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh my god. It was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
So there was that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
We couldn't open our mail in the office for like
four months. Instead, when we went to can they installed
for our screening. Uh they installed up installed at the
pallets metal detectors. Sure, because there were threats of violence
and stuff. But the weirdest one and I still remember
this and til this often. We got to the New
(31:44):
York Film Festival premiere of the movie. So it's Alice
tully Hall. New York Film Festival is a huge event
back East every year, and stuff. We brought our kid,
Harley was just born. She was an infant, and we
put these little angel wings on her, so she dressed
like a little angel, still chubby cheek and stuff like
just this, like barely two months old. So we come
out of the car and there's a thousand people lined
(32:08):
up all around the theater holding statues of Mary, praying
the Rosary at Us, weaponizing prayer like at us and
stuff peaceful. Nobody liked pushing or shoven. But there were
a lot of bodies, a lot of people not happy
that we were there. So we go inside and my
plan is, I tell the publicist Gina Gardini. I was like,
I'm gonna go intro, but I'm gonna bring the kid
(32:29):
out because she got the wings on. It's gonna be adorable.
And Gina's looking at me all weird, and I was
like what, and she goes, I just need to remind
you that anybody could buy a ticket for the screening.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And I was like, I know, that's why I sold out.
It's awesome. She goes, No, anybody can buy a ticket
for the screening.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bought this to happen. And I was like, oh, yeah,
I guess you're right. I was like, what's your point.
She's like, you're about to step on stage holding your baby.
Ye are you saying don't do that? She's going, Kevin,
I would feel remiss to not at least mention it,
considering a climate around this movie, and I was like,
I mean, you know, do I I was scared, but
(33:05):
I was like, if I could go out there without
the kid, that's like letting the terrorists win. So I
went out with the kid. But I'd be lying if
I said I wasn't using her like a human shield.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's what kids are for. Hey, everybody, here's the kid
in the balcony and that's.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
What kids are for. I do. I do all of
this blasphemy for her, All these things I do in life,
I do for my family.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, he loves her.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I was like, well, but also at the same she's
serving a dual purpose.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
As scary as that kind of stuff is, I mean, like,
what what great marketing, especially for a movie like that.
You know, more that group gets pissed off, Like the
better it was for the people who would love your movie.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yes and no, Like that was the thing I always
felt did the movie at disservice was people was like, oh, man,
I hear this movie gives it to the church. And
when you see Dogma, it's actually a pretty reverent film. Yeah, no,
it's great. It's pretty pro faith. So I know there
are a bunch of people out there who were like
like Monty Python's Life of Brian, But it wasn't like
My Life of Brian went after their subject. Mine was
(34:07):
more about like they were written by a guy who
was still kind of believing in it. Like Carlin said
to me when we were on set, like at one
point he was like, you really still believe in all this,
don't you? And I was like, yeah, you raised Catholic,
you don't and he goes, no, I'm smarter than that,
And that was like the beginning and the end of
my faith and stuff. So the movie like came with
(34:31):
issues and so much so that when it was all over,
I was like, next movie I make. I just want
to make a movie where like nobody's mad at Me,
where nobody could follow the Jane Solmbob's sight back and
then we glad went after or something.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
They're They're easier to deal with than pissed off Catholics,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's so weird because I never my entire career, I've
never courted controversy, Like I've never been the guy that's like,
let's poke at the establishment. But some of the stuff
I've done has people in a weird way, and I
just assume in my head and heart that it's aged
out of that. So so far, this Dogma re release
has been relatively like none of the problems have last time.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Different time.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I hope it stays that way, we really do. I'd
be so happy.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Well go see the re release June fifth in theaters
and then also it'll be I'm sure soon after pretty
close the streaming.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
On that stream and we got a nice steal book
that's becoming.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
That'll be awesome, all right, so go to dogmamovie dot
com from orformation on that.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
All right.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
We said at the very beginning of your visit here
today that Greg had a question for you, and this
is something I believe that we did talk about on
the air.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
But about a week or two ago.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
No one can answer just in general. It's not about
you specifically, but you.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
You're the one this rask yes about this, And my
question sounds so stupid, but when you have a heart attack, yes,
does it hurt? And do you think somebody could have
one without even knowing?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
One hundred percent? Number one, not a dumb question. Number two.
I can't speak to all heart attacks, and I'm sure
there are those that do hurt. But I had one
where I was not hurt. How it manifested was I
was sweating profusely, but I was heavier then so I
always sweated, right, So I didn't notice that. I know
that feeling and never felt pain.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Never. Even when the doctor at the emergency room was
like you're having a massive was like, how do you feel?
I was like, I feel fine. He goes are you're
doing it wrong. We were doing it wrong. It's supposed
to be a lot of pain. You have a massive
heart attack.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
No pain.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
How how heavy were you at your heaviest.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
My heaviest was three. I was always like, if I
ever weigh my Erica, that's bad. And I went past it.
I was three two three, and I eventually hit three
thirty five.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Three thirty five.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
So when you when you had the heart attack, you
were three.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I was three hundred, three hundred because I'd stopped sugar
for a while, so I dropped like forty five.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And what do you know? Like is this your is
this like last time? I weighed crazy skinny? Like are
you feeling okay? Like, oh my god? Like right now?
I always say like if somebody said to me like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
God, don't look well.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
You look you don't look well. You look so sick.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, if anyone's ever like you look gaunt, I'm like,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
How do I do that? How do I do it again?
I'm always long? You still feel fat though? Sometimes like
people talking about that.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
If I were to just robe like you would have
zero thought in either direction about oh this guy is
he was?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
But do you still feel like you're yes, because you know,
I remember even when I lost a ton of weight
at one point I was two hundred and I was
one hundred and eighty five pounds after being two hundred
and sixty pounds, and I still felt like I was
too sixty.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Like here, I I still buy to excel under her yea,
and it hangs off. Man, My wife is like, you
look disgusting.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
You look like a little old man's like, really big,
my wife, I.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Knew underwear just by smaller. I was like, the moment
I commit to with smaller suns is when you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Go starting back.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I don't know if it's false memory syndrome, but didn't
you say that one of your concerns about the whole
heart attack thing was having to get naked in front of.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Him, yes hundred percent, to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
They were trying to get me to get my hockey
jersey off me in the o R. And I was like,
holding it down.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
That's a belly thing, not a penis thing. Right, It's
all because if.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You got the belly experience, I've been told that's so true.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's also true.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, Kevin's great to see you excellent again, So happy Uh,
the dog with thing is great because I know how
important that's been to you for such a life. Yeah,
and watching I said on on social media, seems like
you're in a really good place, seem really happy. Things
are going well, and I'm happy for you. Life above
ground man, Kevin Smith. Everybody, you kids, all right, it
is the only show. Well you will beat right back.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Because you were here now.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
People really enjoying Kevin Smith's appearance. Awesome, he said, Kevin
was awesome. Hearing a story of dog my on how
he got it back is superb.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I love when Kevin comes on. I can listen to
him all day long.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
His storytelling is awesome.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
One of my favorite stories that he's ever shared is
he lived near Sergeant Slaughter, the wrestler, and he did
do Flaming Duchie at Sergeant Slaughter's house with his friends,
and he said, just like the face of Sargent's slaughterer,
after he put out the fire, he like actually felt
(39:29):
bad for doing it.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
That in person interview with Kevin Smith is one of
the best you guys have ever had with an Instudio guest.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I really enjoyed it. Oh yeah, OK.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
One other thing with that sargean slaughterer thing. He said
that Sergeant Slaughter used to drive a limo like himself. Yeah,
so that was his daily driver.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, as I always wanted to do that.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is a Friday morning, everybody. Yeah, it's April the eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Woodie Gray, we got menace. There's Gina
greg Sea basses here Morgan, Hey, Sammy, and time for
your Friday fail stories.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Time for your Friday fail story.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Other people had to perfect. Clan Morgan, you ready for
your solo?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
God?
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Turning the one big stink in Mega uber ultra.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Beautiful, it's beautiful.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Changing notes in between.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, you're on a bumpy road or something.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Did we did y'all catch that the European sirens that
was failing?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
That was good?
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yea, she knew. This one is from Michigan. Nineteen year
old loser upset that his girlfriend went on a cruise
with her family without him. But you might have seen
this story this week. It's so pathetic and he was
left behind to watch her parents' pets while they were gone.
He was so pissed that he emailed a bomb threat
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to Carnival Cruise Line, which led to more than one
thousand rooms on the ship getting searched for explosives. Of
course there were not just a stupid threat. Because he
was pissed, the FBI tracked the email back to him.
He admitted to making that out of frustration. So for
being a little bitch, he was just sentenced to eight
months in failed jail.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Good is the ultimate little bitch.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
And the report doesn't say, but I'm willing to bet
the chick broke up with him, I hope, so you know,
the parents like you gotta.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Ge get rid of this and even more of a loser.
He was about to have a week to himself at
the house.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And a couple of dogs.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
He doesn't appreciate that yet. He's only nineteen.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Been my dream at nineteen, this guy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Here's one from Hollywood, Tensoul Town where these people were
in one of those vans, the Hollywood tour vans, and
the tour guide spotted a celebrity and pointed it out
to the tourists John Way.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Cool. The only thing is it wasn't John Stamos.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
It was rob Low. He was cool about it, chatted
with the tourists. They knew who he was. But listen
to the tour guide's basic bitch excuse generator response to
when he got corrected.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
You go.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Having fun, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah, see it's just about having fun. Doesn't even me that,
but see we say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's the go to excuse for anybody for any reason,
for anything whatever, having something looted to the store, I mean,
just having fun, you know.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You damn, I don't know about.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
Okay, alright, but thank you for your cool energy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yea kid's gotta go. Yeah, I do tours, say way better.
They know who everybody is. I got to see Justin
Bieber and the Osborne tell him hockey the same trick
on the same trip.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
If I were that tour guy, I'd be like, sorry,
I get the two prettiest men on earth mixed up, you.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Know, like, oh yeah, hahaha.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
This next one is from Florida with this really cool
twenty year old Guy's name is James Case. He was
behind the wheel of a super sweet Audi S five.
Oh yeah, when his buddy passenger in the car with
him told him, hey, man, slow down. James had them
going one hundred and fifty five miles an hour, and.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
He's pretty cool. What's what the buddy? What a pussy right?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
I mean, it's only one hundred and fifty five miles
an hour on a public street.
Speaker 8 (44:42):
Oh my god's fine.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
That's why James turned to him and said, quote, I
am James, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I am change.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
It's going to be my new tell.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Moments later, he crashed into another vehicle, ejecting and killing
one of the other passengers. So James was arrested six
felony charges, taken to fail jail and sales. When you
see his mugshot, he looks perfectly fine, uninjured.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
James, I don't know about you, but I hate being
in our car and being a passenger when the car's
going crazy fast.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Oh I hate it. I'd rather be the driver, yeah,
for sure. Yeah, I hate it. That's when wood he drives.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I'm not driving that fast.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah, but you approached the car in front of you
way too fast and it's scary.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
This is one of my favorite stories of the week.
Sixty year old guy Missouri. His name is Dale Hammett.
He slammed his super sweet Dodge Ram into a Come
and Go gas station. First of all, come and Go,
and instead of owning up, Dale backed up, took off,
and then had the balls. He returned to the store
twice like nothing happened. In fact, he even watched the
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security footage of himself with one of the employees and
said nothing cool. So the cops they show up, they
arrest him, and when they asked him what he was thinking,
Dale said that he panicked because one of his crocs
had got caught under the gas pedal. Oh no, didn't
say if he had any charms up on it, but
you know, he's sixty years old, so I doubt it.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Obviously he didn't have it in sport mode either, because
as secure as your cross.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
And now he's facing a felony charge for leaving the
scene and he's looking at four years and failed.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Dumb.
Speaker 7 (46:24):
Oh you know dumb as well. Come and Go is
changing their names they are. Yeah it's a maverick.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah that's not funny. That's a classic name. Even if
you do get bought out, I think if you're the
company that buys them, I think you keep the name.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
Yeah I know, but yeah, they're changing it. I haven't
been to him, Mavericks. I see them, but I wonder
if they're any good. Well, those are you Friday fail
stories We've got coming up for you. Next here on
the Woody Show, the dumb Ass contest for today is
the duy Q. So if you want to be our contestant,
he can calls now Today's dumb ass Contest eight seven
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seven forty four, Woodie.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
If you want to play, it's the du Iq.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
All right, Dyq, it's k explain the way the game works, everybody,
please see best.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I find someone very drunk and ask them just the
most simple trivia questions. But that's the whole game is
is this person so drunk that they won't know the
answer to otherwise easily knowable questions. And if you can
guess whether they know that they know the answer two
times out of three, you are the winner. All right,
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. And of course we're
guessing just on Menace and Sammy if they're gonna know
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the answers to these questions. And let's get our contestant
and say hello to how about uh Mark?
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Mark, Hey, good morning, guys, Good morning all.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Right, so you're gonna be the contestant for the duyq.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Now, before we get to the questions that actually count,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
bit better to see how with it or not with
it they are, so you can make a more educated guess,
you know, And who is this person? Sea Best?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
This is a Lexus, and she's gonna give us a
little rundown on what she's had had to drink, but
also a specific review of one of those items.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
All right, here's a Lexus.
Speaker 10 (48:04):
So what do you had a drink tonight?
Speaker 12 (48:05):
Alexis a lot tequila Tennessee, maybe a poor loco?
Speaker 10 (48:11):
What flavor of four loco do you like the most?
Speaker 8 (48:14):
What is it a gold?
Speaker 10 (48:16):
And what does that taste like?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yes with red Bull?
Speaker 10 (48:21):
How can I stay classy?
Speaker 12 (48:22):
Like you keep your eyes open, your legs close, and
always say yes to a free shot. Never look away
from the drink ladies, never never.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
I have to remember that.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, good, that's some good advice.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, I would you say no to a free shot?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's the last time you had a four loco? I
think when we taste tested all of them. Yeah, that
was so cross I'm still the one four logo and
I shot this out. Whenever I think of it is
hemp flavored, it's discontinued. I only found it one time
and a guest Florida or tasted like bong water. Get
back for Loco.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's like when they made that was it the Oreo coke?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Was disgusting?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
That was I think that's the foulest soft drink I've
ever had? Or was it pepsi? That one of the two? Yeah,
so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
That was nasty.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right, Mark Uh, we're to the questions that count here,
Menace and Sammy. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 9 (49:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Question number one for the d.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
U i Q.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
A group of people are known as leathernecks.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Okay, what group of people are known as leathernecks? I'm
gonna say sweep it for.
Speaker 5 (49:35):
No same trips no triple no, No, this.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Is not a giveaway. But you don't think any of
these people ever saw the classic classic movie with John Wayne.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
No, that's a.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Little bit of a giveaway. But John Wayne, that's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
No, No, that wouldn't help. I mean I think maybe.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Well no, all right, so triple no, triple no triple
triple No, all right, menace and samity. Do you think
that Alexis is going to get it?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:09):
No, all right, Mark, what do you think.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I'm gonna go with the guys and say no?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
All right?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Question number one d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (50:16):
What group of people are known as leathernecks?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Menace?
Speaker 7 (50:20):
I'll be honest, I heard the term, but I totally
forgot what it meant. I did write down a minor, a.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Minors, not a minor likens.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, totally forgot.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Sammy, bikers, bikers, leathers are incorrect.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, sorry, the answer is marines. And of course flying
leatherneck is the James James Bond the John Wayne movie.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
So I thought when you said John Wayne, they might
think cowboys.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Yeah, all right, that's the answer that we're looking for.
Question number one d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What group of.
Speaker 10 (50:57):
People are known as leathernecks?
Speaker 6 (51:00):
Is it someone in the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (51:03):
Do you like military?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
Gosh, they look good, but they're usually apples.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Damn Well, yeah, I mean she's way closer than we were.
Good news.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Mark, you are on the board. Got your first point
here on the d u i Q.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Question number two of the Great Lakes. Oh, name any
two of the Great Lakes. Let's see Alexis. Oh, I'm
not sure about her. I'm gonna say yes for Menace.
I'm gonna say yes for Sammy, No for Alexis.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I'm leaning triple yes.
Speaker 8 (51:44):
No really, yeah, because i think they'll be on the
name one.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna go triple Do you think they don't
know the acronym.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
I'm gonna say yes to Menace, yes to Sammy. You
know what, screw it?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Triple yes.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Wow, this is what first grade kindergarten?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Maybe probably first Sammy.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
Do you think that Alexis gets it?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
No, no, all right, Mark, what do you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Think I'm gonna have to go with Milan?
Speaker 9 (52:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Question number two d u i Q of the Great
Lakes Sammy.
Speaker 7 (52:22):
Lake superior in like Michigan, Menace Lake Michigan and salt Lake.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
And salt Lake. All right, Menas, that's increct salt Lake
like salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, it's not really close to the All right, Sammy.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Congratulations, you got yourself a correct answer today in this
route of the d uy q. Let's see if our
friend Mark here is the winner of the duy q
of the Great Lakes.
Speaker 12 (52:48):
Oh, Michigan, Michigan has no.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Great lakes, utah Utahs spirit Animal.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Mark, congratulations, you are the winner here on the d
u i.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Q where people call it great Salt Lake.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Okay, Uh, Mark, congratulations, you are the winner where you
get your set up with your prize, and thank you
so much for listening to the show. Have yourself a
great weekend and hang on.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Okay, alright, thank you guys, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
All right, There's a there's Mark and then Menace. What
Sea Best was referring to was homes homes. Yeah, what
does that stand for?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (53:32):
Sarn Ontario, Michigan Erie Erie, Yeah, last.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
One Menace uh and Salt Lake Superior.
Speaker 8 (53:43):
You know what, I've never heard the acronym.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
You hadn't.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
No, No, I forgot the acronym.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
But you can.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
You can figure it out. Why don't you hear it exactly?
Speaker 5 (53:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Question number three for the d u i Q the
US one.
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Texas from what country?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Okay, I'll say no for Alexis, I'll say yes for Menace,
I'll say yes for Sammy.
Speaker 8 (54:08):
I'm going triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Greg Gory, I think I'm gonna side with you, and
yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy, no to Alexis all right?
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Uh Menace and Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (54:20):
No, no. Question number three for the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (54:24):
The US won Texas from what country?
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Mexico, Mexico, Menace, Mexico, Mexico.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
The OLUS points, guys, and what wars? What was the
war that they we won?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
It?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
World War eleven? Of course.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah, everybody knows the Alamo the war?
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Remember the Alamo? I don't know the war?
Speaker 5 (54:49):
Was it the Salt Lake War?
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (54:51):
The very it's googling.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Not googling the Mexican American War.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
Very tough. Ohting google chat gibt. Sorry, yeah, all right.
Question number three, d u i Q the US one
Texas from what country?
Speaker 12 (55:07):
The US one Texas from?
Speaker 8 (55:10):
Was it Mexico?
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (55:12):
Should we give it back or keep it?
Speaker 12 (55:15):
Keep it the border?
Speaker 1 (55:17):
I want my Alvocados?
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah? More what he show coming up next?
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Or what he show?
Speaker 4 (55:31):
All right, we're back. It is the Woody Show. It's
a Friday morning, you guys.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Rea beach Man.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
Bad news yesterday, the shooting at Florida State, I know, terrible,
what's crazy? So the shooter not only one of the students,
he's the son of a deputy for the county Sheriff's department,
and apparently she's like really well respected, really good lady,
good cop does a lot of great for these stuff
for the community and stuff. And he got a hold
of one of her service weapons. I guess just started
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shooting here. The student union campus went into lockdown. The
shooter ended up neutralized. They always say that neutralized, taken
to the hospital alive. All classes and events are canceled
through the weekend. Also story in the news the senator
from Maryland who went to go see that Kilmore guy
and El Salvador went a long way for nothing. For
the second day in a row. He was blocked from
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the prison. Armed guards stopped him. Oh at a military
checkpoint two miles from the facility, and it was specifically
set up to keep him out.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah. Sorry, sorry folk, the.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Sorry, waste some time.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
Go home. Sam's Club. They're playing some major changes man
hold on, like a whole new store layout, the elimination
of checkout lanes.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, I used their app, I just scan him and
walk out.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
They're leaning into that app, the scanning go model and
the goals to make it easier than ever to get
in and then get out.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Of those places. It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Even when they're crazy busy, it should be pretty easy.
Sam says the the plan does not include any staff
cuts and that the people who are currently cashiers will
be there to help people navigate the new system and
help the great gorries of the world with the app
and tech aspect. But that just means that once people
like Greg have a handle on it, then they'll cut.
Then they're out, then they'll fire. At Samsclub, at least
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the one that.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I go to, they have the robotic sweeper happening.
Speaker 8 (57:28):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Now, Greg, have you ever tried like the Amazon go
or one of those places like the Key airports.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
And you wouldn't like it.
Speaker 7 (57:35):
But the Samsclub thing is cool because you just scan
the item as you're putting in the basket, and then
when your basket is full and you're done, you just
walk around.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
Yeah, that sounds easy.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
You got to show them something, right that you paid
on the way.
Speaker 7 (57:48):
Now there's like this new like thing kind of like
at the airport, at least at mine, where I don't
even have to show it. I just walked through it
like little term.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
And they have scanners on the exit to kind of
double verify what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Yeah, I was gonna say this is an honor system fail.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
Sam's Club plans to open thirty new locations over the
next year, and approximately fifteen new stores annually going forward,
so there's gonna be a lot more Sam's Club.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
Actually, no, I love Costco, but like dude, their their
cafeteria very far superior over Costco.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Do you remember the Only Fans model who got arrested
recently for quote, spraying her urine on about fifteen hundred
bucks worth of stuff of that grocery store.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
That was just rude.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
You can forget well.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Now she's in trouble again, this time for an alleged
pea spree, as they're calling it, at a hotel. Authority
say she peed on the hotel rooms, comforter, the curtains,
the Bible, even into the air conditioner. She also is
accused of dropping a deuce on the floor and pulling
an upper decker, which is the move where you take
a dump in the tank.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (58:48):
Tops say she recorded all this the peace brief for
her Only Fans account, which has since been taken down,
so that's done, and then she's going to be in
court on animal.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Cool upper deck the toilet. Just poop in the shower
like a human being, a normal which, by the way,
but point out that all the peak content is prohibited
already on OnlyFans. But apparently there are people who kind
of you can you can fly over the radar if
you aren't a well, hugely popular.
Speaker 4 (59:13):
I'm pretty sure she gets a lot of attention, especially
now that she's in the news with her.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Apparently fansly allows that kind of stuff, so prote Oh good, that's.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
What I want to time to jump shit and people
want to know, SeaBASS, if you're pooping at your new place.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
In your shower, My new place does have the center
drain as a walk in and that's why I do it.
Speaker 4 (59:32):
Eighty four Woodie, send us a text over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (59:44):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you so much for
being here. I'm Woody.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
That's Greg Gory. We got menace.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
There's Gina grant Sea basket morning to you. Sammy is here.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
We got mortgane. She's taken your calls eight seven seven
forty four. You could send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven. Got a brand new red
neck news. Sea Bats has a story for m I
the a hall so you can place your bets guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, I'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
And before we get to the red neck news, I
didn't realize this, but Virginia's state flag has a bear.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Booby on it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
What oh statue?
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I didn't realize that, but some parents in Texas did,
and they say it should be censored for the children.
The school district near Houston, they yanked a lesson about
Virginia from their online platform for their third through fifth
graders because the state flag shows a Roman goddess with
a partially exposed boob. I mean, this is this is
what we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
But how long has it been that? And now we notice?
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, school officials say it violates their no nudity policy
for elementary library material. The flag features the goddess vertus
standing over a defeated tyrant.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, boob out sword up. Schools like nah, don't like
women power women probably weird too, but yes, that's correct
actually I even looked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
It's in English speaking countries that that's the Latin right
pronunciation of it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
As a Latin speaker, that's why I pronounce it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
But in the in all English speaking countries, if you're
not speaking Latin, that is the acceptable pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
This is America.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Yeah, trust me, I saw the name and had to
look up the pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
You didn't ask your kids. There's your kids are learning that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I could have.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I could have, but yeah, it's it's a it's a
chick with her boob out. Awesome, it's a drawing of a.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Chick with her booth old tim chick though, Yeah, like
a really bad animated drawing of a chick with the
That's what I want you to. I want you to
take a sharpie or a black marker and just draw
a circle and put a dot in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
That's what you're looking at on this. I mean it's
that detailed.
Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Guys, everybody freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
It's like a b cup?
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
That's a nice sea.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yes, it's very could I could I ever in my
life have whacked it to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
That as a kid, you would have tried.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
No desper moment. I can say perky.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
If you have any am I the a hole questions
for you, We'll be happy to hear you out as well.
Uh seabas going to share his story. We've got a
brand new redneck news here.
Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
First, if your sister's college fund involves two for one
table dances and you're her biggest contributor, pass read.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Nick news.
Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Man Today's redneck News. This is from Hanover, Pennsylvania, where
you got this forty seven year old broad name, Crystal Goss.
Crystal is a classic textbook white trash name.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
By the way, is it not Crystal one?
Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Crystal?
Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I mean, I'm sure when they tried to come up
with name, I mean Crystal met right, It's like, yes,
it kind of looks like crystals.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
But also the people who use this stuff, a lot
of them will be named Crystal. Perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Anyway, she goes into a store, and in this particular store,
they have a refrigerator room with a big sign over.
You've probably seen one of these places says beer cave. Yeah,
and so that's where you would go in you would
pick up some cold beer. Crystal walked in, she pushed
a case of the beer out of the way. She
pulled her pants down and took a dump one of
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the shelves and when she was done, she pulled up
her drawers. She walked out back to her suv and then.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
She just left.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Now, I know what you're wondering. Does this place have bathrooms? Yes,
they do. In fact, they're right next to the beer cave.
Making a statement, the entire front wall of the beer
cave is glass, so she didn't have much privacy in there. Greg,
There's also a camera inside the fridge, and so it
was all caught on video. Police didn't mention the motive,
(01:03:43):
but Crystal was charged with open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorder,
the conduct and created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Oh, and the report mentions what Crystal does for a
living or what she used to do for a living.
I'm guessing they're going to fire her after this. Any guesses.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Hair stylist, quality control, Yeah, hairstylist quality control cashier cashier, Walmart.
Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Research chemist, research chemist works at Walmart. Nope, she is
or was the director of food and nutrition for the
local school district. What are they gonna do, man, They're
gonna have to get the sloppy Joe's elsewhere. Yeah, that's
from a Hanover, Pennsylvania, forty seven year old Crystal Goss
who stopped by the store, pulled her pants down and
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pooped in their beer caves.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
And that is today's Raidnick.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
I think the ultimate white trash name for a woman
is Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Brittany.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 11 (01:04:42):
What about the Tiffany, I think Tiffany, I see your Brittany,
and I raise you a misty candy Candy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yes, yeah, she's a street horror.
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
A street horn made names because you can always put
like Tiffany, a little lexus in there. But that's what
about Mercedes, Yeah, that's a stripper, Mercedes anmer Classic, it's
a stripper.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
I'm asking chat GPT the ultimate white trash Oh here's
the response, said white trash names for women. It responds with,
all right, you want some down home chain smoke and
mountain dew sipping, court dates skipping.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Number one on the list, Crystal, Yeah, Destiny sure, Amber, Yeah,
Brittany is number four, Candy, Tiffany, misty Brandy, Shanna, Tanya. Oh,
Tanya is a white trash name. Okay, how about this
(01:05:47):
Eli Starla Crystal, Chastity, Summer Dakota, Dakota Rock, Sanne Cheyenne,
Trina and Joe Lene.
Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
Oh yeah, she is a whore.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
So I rock, which is supposed to be the fun
cool AI give me a list top ten white trash
fee millimes.
Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
The term white trash is to rock it TOI Chat.
GBT is all about it, and we need the list.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Yeah, all right, So we're gonna take a break, then
we'll come back. C Bass has a story, something just happened.
He wants to know is he the a whole? Maybe
more than one story? Maybe more than one story. And
we've already got some people in the text sending theirs in.
If you're wondering, whatever you did or said, whatever the
situation is, are you the a whole? We're more than
willing to give you an unbiased opinion and we'll tell you. Yeah,
(01:06:34):
we'll let you know if you're a jerk.
Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
I have a question for you guys too, would I
be the A hole?
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
It's a future, so like you have done it, I
haven't done it considering it, so you haven't done it yet,
but you're you're contemplating anything to do with the garbage
can situation.
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
No, okay, but a different neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
All right, that is.
Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Another neighbor beef h good lord, got to be yet
another neighbor situation.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Okay, we're celeb ready.
Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
You want burner media rare. You're not gonna hear burner
media rare.
Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
Bitch is so needy because I'm Russian. He's the best, honestly,
the right.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
A welcome back. Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
People on the on the text saying they don't even
have to hear the story. They're willing to bet that
Sea Bass was the eighth Yeah, well.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
That's not impartial.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah, that's such a good based on experienced Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The segments over then they got me.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Yeah, maybe we'll see he's got a story. You were
asking us, So it's gotta be Uh, it's gotta be
in the gray area.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
That's right. Well, what happened. I felt sort of bad
about it. That's why, Well, emotion, that's maybe a bit
and the hot sizes. Let not that day. Let's say
that I felt like I should feel bad to be
bad about There you go, guys, there's a bag of
bagels over there. Came from one of the food delivery services.
(01:08:03):
I shan't say which one, but I did the same
thing recently.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Hold on before you go any further. I don't know
where this is going to go. Are you the a hole?
And you brought these menace already?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Ate one? So I did too.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I don't know what happened to these bands.
Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
I know not to go off the bagels anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Okay, all right, all right, Well, the last time I
got a delivery, the driver you get the little thing like,
oh something shows the map, but it's very convenient, so
I can go walk downstairs, pick it up right when
it's arriving, so on and so forth, and it says,
you know, Alexandria is coming with your delivery. She'll be
there in one minute. There she is a little picture
of her walk downstairs, drives up and who pops out
(01:08:41):
of that car not Alexandria whatsoever. And some guy with
like a mustache. And I looked in the car because
sometimes people will drive with a partner, which is actually
quite smart if you can afford it, because office buildings
apartments very hard to park a lot of times. Right,
I will even like it when they have like a
(01:09:01):
teenager with them, Like I'll take that. That's cool. It's
kind of like going to work with your parents. That's
nothing wrong there, right, Well, I looked around and there's
nobody else in that car. It's not Alexandria. Now, the
food came properly, It came promptly. This man was not well,
not impolite. Everything was perfect. However, you bet your ass
(01:09:21):
he got reported. Oh yeah, for you.
Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
Know what happened to Alexandria because it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
This is a fresh account. This like this account because
it tells you like they're rating like eight thousand something
proper delivery.
Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
So I've heard that they rent out their accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Right people, that's very common, like especially like not This
is not to get into the politics of it, but
let's say you either you can't get a job, or
you can't you don't qualify for some reason to work
for one of the companies. Let's just say your background
check doesn't fly. Yeah, whatever the reason is you someone
else will loan you their account.
Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
And do you pay them a cut?
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Obviously you can ask you a question, yes, as I'm
trying to figure out how much of the a hole
you are here to. So your food got there was correct,
Everything was on time, he was polite, Yeah, the but
clearly personating it was it was there, it was correct
on time, and he was polite. What so, what's the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
He didn't make a joke like thank you, Alexandria.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Well, the problem is that how you see this lot
too now is how often do we see oh, fake
door Dash or fake Amazon or fake Uber shows up
and steal stuff. So this opens the door for that,
because what's the you know, if you are a let's
say whatever, any kind of delivery driver that well, you
don't want to steal something you just dropped off because
your your identity is all over the place, right, Well,
if you're using someone else's account, no it's not.
Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
I think I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
And from what I hear, I certain apps, not this
one obviously, but like they'll make you do a face scan,
like if you're driving Uber before you even start your shift,
because it's become such a problem all other people taking
over accounts.
Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Well, what if this was Alexandria's husband or something. Okay, okay,
that's and they kind of share the job.
Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Then why can't she get her own account?
Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
They should both be in the picture.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Well, why why couldn't you get your an account though.
That's that's so weird. It's not a hard thing to.
Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Do because, like you pointed out, he probably didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Qualify for whatever reasons. Muster maybe I don't want some
sexual predator.
Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Shocking.
Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean everyone, you couldn't just send someone
to go to work for you anywhere else, and everyone
goes through a background track for a job.
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
There are reasons for that, and that's clearly not the job.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
If I'm the if I'm the manager of the whatever
it is, door Dash or whatever company over company, yeah,
I really don't know what you use. Yeah, but if
I'm the manager, I work for that company, well the thing, yeah,
then I do.
Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I do care.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
If I'm just the customer and I'm ordering this case
bagels and they show up and they're on time and.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
They're untampered, and I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
The other thing I never look at I never look
at the name of the person who's delivering like a
door Dash order. I look at the photo. So I'm
saying that you are the a hole. I'm saying yes,
Sammy says no.
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I say no.
Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
On the text over to two to nine eighty seven
is Sea Bass the a hole. Yes or no. Technically
I understand yes, they are not following the rules. That's
not the way it's I'm just wondering as a customer,
why you care.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Because I don't want to open the door for fraud, abuse, theft,
et cetera.
Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
Well, and also being a feminist, you don't want it
to freak out a woman who is expecting a woman
to deliver.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, thank you guy. I didn't want to stand on
that myself.
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
But business somebody else.
Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
On the text says, you know, what if this what
if this person was transitioning?
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Well, that's the thing. It wasn't even close, Like the
race was off, got it?
Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
It wasn't just the.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Beard and the name.
Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
I mean, do you do you look for things to
call on to report? Be Like do you get a
boner over that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Is that something that brings you kind of like an excitement.
Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
When you're a hammer? Is everything a nail?
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
That's a good question. And it's not the act of it,
like do you enjoy it? It's the act of justicing.
Is what I get off on cars and stuff like.
Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
That has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
It's justice.
Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
For example, you would always take towels from the gym downstairs.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
And I'm sure there's a policy. These towels are not
to leave the premises.
Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Let's get returned. There's no policy saying that. I'm sure
there is to be.
Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Fair if somebody else did it, Let's use a better example.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Let's use a better example. Leaving the car in the
garage here.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
At the radio station. People, that's a worse example.
Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
That's not because there is a rule. We all know
about the rule that you're supposed to tell the and
there's a.
Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Rule if you're trying to leave it there, you have to.
Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
When you left your car for five days a week
or two ago, did you do follow the rule? Hell no,
that's point. It's victims client. This is a victim victims crime.
I don't think, well, okay to me, you're right, I
was not personally victimized. But again, we see in the
news all the time about fake so and so drivers.
And let's say let's say this is a guy who
doesn't have UH for whatever reason, he's not supposed to
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be on that app and he screws up and he
gets into a car wreck. You think he's gonna stick around,
and they're gonna say, wait's a lot of happens every day.
Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Okay, again, if.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
It's not, if you're right, if it's not in your favor,
then it's absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
And I'm sticking up for the company who is about that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
He was so angry about that garage situation as if
he was the victim here. Now, you get away with
it as long as you get away with it, like
menace he got away with As long as he gets
away with it. There's nothing but when you do get
because it's against the rule. But when you do get
called out on it, like when the sea bass of
the garage downstairs calls to go about this random cyber
ti you don't know that. I know that, okay, So
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whatever they found out about it, and then they call
you on it, you gotta go, ah, well you know
it was good loss. No, no, no, he doesn't say that.
He continues to go on and complain about it. I'm
not saying I'm the ross gage. But when you see
an unjust stand up.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
To you can say that's a stupid rule. And somebody
who I don't know doesn't wipe down their gym equipment
can say, well, that's a stupid rule.
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
That's a posted rule, Greg, and it's not a stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Rule, so they don't have a sign.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Not Sea, Bess said me. Through careful analysis of the
see this is the SAMI argument, is it? Well, you
just feel the way?
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I carefully analyze the situation and described in detail why the.
Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Rules dumb if it apply to you.
Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
No. No, if if Menace left his car here for
five days, I would never notice number one because it's
a dumb rule to observe because we have so much
extra space.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Is a dumb rule. But you're also negating your philosophy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I'm My philosophy isn't stand by the rules. My philosophy
is what's right?
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
A couple couple of a couple of things on the
on the text here one says, has Seabas's gone to
a therapist? I think tattling has got to be a
mental illness, like just for the sheer amount that you
do it, I got. And then the other one. What
if it was a guy who was supposed to deliver
your food but it turned out it was a woman
who showed up. Would you have complained about the woman
showing up and it wasn't the guy? I would be
(01:15:58):
much less likely to depending on how hot she was
right eats her above. Your word's not mine.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
A food delivery drivers never hot number one, but number two.
Much to Gina's point as a feminist, I would be
less likely because it's dangerous. Because guess who's less more
less likely to comit crimes?
Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
Truman, thank you, and I just see bass the hell
out of this response to a Texter Oh Sweet, who.
Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Said, as usual a Sea Bass apologist.
Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
In this case, you are the ahle Men's just trying
to make an honest buck, I said, not honest.
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
If he's using someone else's.
Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Idea, he's specifically making a dishonest So I'm with Woody.
I wouldn't not I would not complain, But I am
not against you complaining Sea Bass if that's something that
you feel that you needed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
To do, because again, I don't want that in the system.
I don't want people because that leads to problems.
Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
I'm not knocking you for it, all right, Greg, do
we ever get an I think this driver more than likely,
and this is what Sammy thinks. So I'll go ahead
and agree with Sammy. He probably murdered around her attractive.
Therefore murders.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I think seas is the a hole. Yes, it's situational.
You don't know what this guy's going through, and was
fine just just for fun.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I don't even think it would matter what the story was. Bored,
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I always thinks there's the answer I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Show looking at the text. Here is Sea Bass the
a hole? I mean there's arguments on both sides.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I will say that the one crew that is specifically
on one side are people who claim to be delivery
drivers themselves. They say no, no, they say they are
on my side completely because it screws them when you've
got fakers diluting the labor pool.
Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Okay, again, I don't disagree with Sea Bass at all. Personally,
I would not report it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
But and I'll say to to say, why even brought
this up as a question is because I saw the
side of well, because it's not like they're fa making,
you know, being whatever the CEO of a company. They're
not faking a high paying job, so the will maybe
they're just trying to earn it. Not an honest book.
But again, it opens the door to all these stories
we see about fraud, fake robberies, et cetera. And it
(01:18:13):
does screw the system. And again, these these apps have verification,
therefore a reason.
Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
I really just hope Alexandria wasn't in the trunk of
that car.
Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Oh you know she was?
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Yeah, well, if you're just tuning in Sea Bass was
asking am I the A whole? Question? Because he reported
the driver who brought his food because it said it
was supposed to be this woman, and it was this
dude who showed up. But he was very nice, he
had the complete order. Everything was fine, the.
Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Food, but there was no other person in that car.
I do approve she was sleeping in the back. Similar
some other am I the A hole?
Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Questions?
Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
This is from the eight one to eight am I
the A hole? For not letting my boyfriend go to
his female best friend's wedding. They used to hook up.
I don't care if it was a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Oh you're the A hole?
Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I mean, you see a child you can control if
he goes to a wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
Or and you think he's going to hook up at
the wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Okay, so here's here, here's the thing on this, and
this is definitely you know, people have an opinion one
way or the other. I think it's more of a
gray area because everybody's not rules, but what they're okay
with and what they're not okay with different for each relationship. Yeah,
if one person, if you wouldn't do or say something
in front of that person, then you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
They is it cheating?
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
If X, Y Z, Well, if you wouldn't do it
or say it in front of that person, you know,
then it's probably not okay for your relationship. Maybe you
should be with somebody.
Speaker 8 (01:19:35):
Who is right fine with that, okay with that if it's.
Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Such a big deal to you, I can understand why
she wouldn't want that. I get that.
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
But to not allow, but to tell someone they can't
do something, that's a problem. You're in a bad relationship,
I think if you're in a marriage. But if it's
just a boyfriend situation, I still don't want to call
her the A hole, but I think I get it,
all right, What do you say, Greg, Yes, she's the's
the home all right? This one from forbid him from
going the.
Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Four one two put an air tag in my mom's
purse because I knew she wasn't just running errand she
was at the damn casino about that. Yeah, maybe he's
trying to help her just got a problem.
Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
I mean, if she has an issue, then I don't
think he's an airhole. But he's just trying to keep
random tabs on his mom's weird he's breaking the law
too well.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I mean again, I think it's a I think it's
a situation where he's clearly trying to help her.
Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, I like it, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
Sometimes you got to do some of your your own
detective work.
Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Let's say it was an alcoholic family member, right, but
you want to know if they are really running errands
or are they going to the bar.
Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
Because this is the stuff I always wanted to do.
So I like that somebody went there with it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
But then after, you know, what can you do about it?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
You can confront her and say, okay, so if they
have I know it with an iPhone, if you have
an air tag on you that is not yours, it'll
tell you that you are in possession of somebody else's
item or whatever. Does it doesn't do that with the
and like iff, the mom has an Android, they put
an air tag in there, it wouldn't alert her, right,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Right, you'd have to do it would still pick up
you know whatever they call it tile or whatever they
use on androids. Yeah, it would still you'd still pick
up the location because there'd be other androids around to
tell you where that location is.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Hm hmm okay, but it wouldn't give you that warning
on the on the screen like the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
So thanks for the workaround. And also, and.
Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
Also this guy's especially not the a hole because something
tells me if she's spending all her money gambling, then
he's having to finance her life.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Oh maybe, And I don't know how old this person is.
We can text them back.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Am I the a hole?
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
This is from the two one four for bringing my
own food to my friend's dinner party. She's one of
those experimental chefs, and I wasn't about to go home hungry.
Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I've done it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
That's just eat on the way. I think it depends
on how you do it.
Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
But then you can then you look rude not eating
a little bit.
Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
You say, oh you're not a little yeah, you know,
not that hungryperware.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
But I guess you can also look rude if you're
bringing your own food.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
I guess you could. Yeah, yeah, okay, in a whole.
Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
I brought this up before, but we never discussed if
I was an a hole or not. But I've been
to weddings where it is open bar, which I appreciate,
but they only have one bartender and the line is
super long. So I door dashed my own alcohol to
the wedding and then I like, I hit it by
the DJ booth. Am I an a hole?
Speaker 8 (01:22:20):
That's problem solving?
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
There's no phone.
Speaker 8 (01:22:24):
It's not like you stole there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You shared it with other people. But maybe the bartender
got less tips.
Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
And you're saving more alcohol for them.
Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Oh here's someone after your own heart, seabath. So another
narking situation, this one from the five oh five says
this is more petty than anything. But I called the
cops my brother's emotional support ferret after it crapped in
my shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Am I the a hole?
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
I mean, first off, there's no such thing as emotional
support anything that's that's not a term that has an
illegal weight.
Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
It's my emotional support crocodile.
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
It does suck to call the cops because then also
it's just dumb, because.
Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
You call the cops on people.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Yeah right, It's just dumb because once it comes inside
the home, that opens a whole range of possibilities. So
I'm assuming that farre it's illegal where he is, which
they are in some states, Okay, else it wouldn't be
a problem.
Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Uh two one five. My siblings all use my mom's
Prime account, but now they're mad. I won't give up
my Netflix password, am I? The a hole are just
uh the only one paying for something?
Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Yeah, they can afford the five ninety nine a.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Month, She's not.
Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
The Netflix is the strict one though.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Now these days you can share an Amazon accounts. Oh yeah,
like you just add other addresses. I guess if you
have a private's Oh that's a dumb thing to do,
because your credit cards on there they can be making Yep,
here's one.
Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I park across two spaces at the gym, so no
one dings my new car. I pay for the membership
like everyone else. But to be keyed doude. I hate
people to do they park at that angle.
Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
They go after you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I park narks is a side project of card narks,
and I will give them a pass. If you are
in the way way far back and there's no one
within five space.
Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
That's my Would I be the a whole question for you?
About the house right next to me has a three
car garage. They park none other cars in the garage
because they're a bunch of sloppy, dumpy people. No, they rule,
they're awesome, they're clean, and their house is gorgeous. But
between my house and their house there is ample space
for two cars to park on the street. Ample they
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park smack dab in the middle, if not slightly more
in one direction, so you can't fit a car behind
or in front. So when I have friends over, they
have to park down the street. Would I be the
a hole if I saw them and next time I
see them, go like, hey, could you park either all
the way on this side or all the way on
that side? Why does it have to be right in
the minute?
Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Or they're doing that on purpose so people don't park there.
Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
Yeah, and that's an a whole move.
Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I don't think that's being an a whole. No, you should,
because you're bringing it up to them, you're not.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Taking the next step. Yeah, and if you already talked them.
Speaker 8 (01:24:51):
About it, smacking a magnet would.
Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Do a purpose?
Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Be like, Hey, I have some friends visiting.
Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Yeah, and the last time my head friends come over,
they were like that, and they did have to park
down the street, Like why do you have to park
right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Because it's either it could be just they're oblivious.
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
I think that's why they just.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Don't think that's probably it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Okay, well, thank you everybody for your opinions. Appreciate the text.
Send your text over to two to ninety seventy and
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Yeah, it is a Friday morning ribbagep It's April the eighteenth,
twenty twenty five days. Good Friday, Oh, good Friday. This
Sunday is Easter. As we mentioned, it's also another very
important day for us here at the Woodies Show. It's
National Exercise Day.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
Yeah, we live for it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
It's exercise Day today, as we mentioned, the International Juggler's Day.
Cool sweet juggling, something that I've tried a number of times,
even something very simple with just you know, three tennis
balls whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
You can't get it.
Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
You know how, you should start with scarves because they're
slow and they look cool.
Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
And I and I otherwise have Okay, all the hell.
I was always had really good like hand eye coordination.
But I can't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Are you done totally, Jule? You can't do It's fun.
I was studying for finals one year and I was
so sick of studying. I'd like, I'm going to try
to juggle, and I just taught myself that. I became obsessed.
Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Really yeah, okay, I thought it was like a set
up for a joke, and these nuts or something.
Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
You want to see it? Uh see?
Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Today is National pinata Day. Sweet, It's linement appreciation day.
Now is that football lineman or like people.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Who alignment for the county linment that works on the
pole the util polls and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
It's a National Animal cracker Day, which I know you
guys judging here, but I do love me a good animal.
Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Crackety stuff, like the cheap, the cheaper the.
Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Better, Like the ones that come in the little uh box, Yeah,
that little red box that have the animal anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
They do put the animals in the cages.
Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
They do.
Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
They're not like I haven't seen them in the box anymore,
but I do see them in those like resealable bags.
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah, you know, I see.
Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
That in the cookie. Ye, but the ones I like
better ones or they're like kind of puffier and oh god,
I don't like those again, Like I said, the cheaper
the better for me. I like the ones that are
kind of puffy. They look like puffy letters on them,
are puffy animals and they come in like a big
(01:27:20):
like a plastic like tub. Look like the bitches are good.
What's going on in the world of entertainment? Menace, Well,
David Blunts, We've talked about him. He is a rapper
and he is still alive. He is a very large show.
He's a couch rapper.
Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Yeah, he's the one.
Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Yeah, he's the one that went viral about a month
or so ago where he was he's so fat he
sits on a couch on the stage to performs.
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Okay, he's getting better because he drinks a lot of
cost sort with Cody. That's well.
Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
He did post on his Instagram story that if you
go to a show, no matter what race you are,
you are free to use the word.
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Oh oh, he says so, and he will allow it. Yeah,
and if you don't like it, go home and listen
to Malcolmore because sing along to his lyrics and stop themselves.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Yeah, I've never understood that, Like if you're a fan
and you're at a show, or even if you're in
your own car and you're listening to Jay Z or
whoever it is, Michael Bolton, let's say. Yeah, let's say
you're Michael Bolton and you're in your car, but you're
listening to jay Z and Michael Bolton wants to sing
along to like can I get a whatever? Big pimp
inis and and though yeah right, and and those lyrics
(01:28:34):
come up even when you're by yourself, Like are you
really that concerned that you're going to censor yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Like when you're seeing people?
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
Are I do?
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Because then I'm worried if I don't practice when I'm
by myself, if I'm in public, I'm going to slip up.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I'm telling you right now. I let it rip. Cypress
Hill Black Sunday is one of my favorite albums start
to finish, and that that album's littered with n words
Oh yeah, from Hispanic guys, from the fan of guys, yeah,
and uh yeah, just let it rip. They're the ones
who wrote the song. I'm not like saying this is
not like my own words or thoughts I'm just I'm
singing along. I'm having a great time. And if you got,
(01:29:10):
if you got, if you got a product, and if
you in your mind that makes me racist.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
I'm okay with it. What did you fair to say?
Even that we're having a good time?
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Or no?
Speaker 8 (01:29:20):
Was called the last week?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah he was French Lady David have a field day shows?
Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah? No good.
Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
Now do you know this guy named James Borlin. He's
an old yeah guy. Was he an actor or something?
But he is married to uh Barbara Streis.
Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Josh James.
Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
You know you know who he is, right.
Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
I know that Josh Joshins and goonies.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Josh Brolin's and goonies his dad.
Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Okay, here's o gr all right, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Al Borland was on Home improvement.
Speaker 8 (01:29:58):
Yeah, any relations.
Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
Well, this James guy, he's been married to Barbara streisand
for twenty seven years. Lucky, and he says the key
to their marriage is investing in a nice mattress.
Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
He goes, we're lazy.
Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
We love being in bed all day, being on the
phone in bed, love.
Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Reading in bed.
Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Hell yeah, sitting next to each other. So it's a
key yeah everything being.
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Married to.
Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
A twenty seven year marriage is investing in a good mattress.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Now he did?
Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
He said all this and demon say what kind of
mattress he has? Yeah, come on, Marshal James, I bet
you anything.
Speaker 11 (01:30:38):
It's a craftmatic adjustable art link litterate. You get to
each recline on your own bed.
Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
That sleep number, it isn't that what sleep numbers? Yes?
What don't you have that? Sleep like?
Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
Do your own vibe?
Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
It's great for sleeping, not so good for sexy time
because there's a right. Yeah, it goes all the way
down because that way you can control head it's too
bad and foot adjustment. I mean they're not pulling apart.
But yeah, you'll find like you fall right into the increase,
your knee goes down to that thing.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Or when it's all the way down, it looks like
a normal bed. Right, Yeah, it's not on site medical
No no.
Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
No, no, no traction bar right. Yeah, you know I
love headlines. Unrecognizable. Oh yeah, we're talking about Brad Pitt
the other day. Yeah no, no, no, no, Johnny Depp,
I'm sorry. Yeah, so the latest one is unrecognizable.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Mark Wahlberg, I immediately when I saw this, Now you did,
I did know.
Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
I was gonna say this one.
Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
He looks kind of unrecognized.
Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Really, I was like, yeah, so is this Mark Wahlberg?
Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
What to the picture from? Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
So, it's from a new movie that's coming out where
he plays a mobster and it's about a mobster who
got involved with the FBI to help investigate murders that
were happening within the civil rights movement of nineteen sixty
six in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Do we know the name of the movie is? They
have not released the name of the movie. Mark Wahlberg
is clearly wearing a prosthetic nose, a big hair piece
and sunglad Yeah. But when you look at Harry Quick,
it doesn't look like Mark Wahlberg. Like this one. I
actually agree with my reaction.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
You're talking about this one. Yeah, totally looks like.
Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
This is. We didn't think it looked like Johnny.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Johnny Johnny Depp. Thing looked like he was just had
great hair.
Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
That totally looks like.
Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
Minutes side on the picture. I was like, so, what's
up with Mark?
Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I think you can punching the head so many times?
Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Yeah, yeah, man, you trip and dog looks.
Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Is called by any means, by the way, I think we.
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Can all agree on this one though. He's a terrible actor.
Not great Mark, Yes, hell no good. He's like one,
he's like the rock. He's good at playing. Yeah, I
think it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Her my heart all right. Time for the birthdays and.
Speaker 10 (01:32:55):
Show this ship Bay. We won't sit matage and you
know what we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
I'm not saying he's not hot, Greg, I'm just you know, yeah,
that's what he used to be. I don't want to
insult you.
Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
He's way too old.
Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Birthdays today, Starting the celebrities. Conan O'Brien is sixty two,
Rick moranis Ghostbusters, Spaceball, Honey Shrunk, the Kids, Parenthood, He's
he's super cool. He just disappeared when his wife died,
well five years after his wife.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Does and he got plage.
Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Remember that, that's right, Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
He's seventy two today. Eric McCormick, Will from Will and
Grace is sixty two. Courtney Kardashian is forty six. Jane Leaves,
she was Daphney on Frasier.
Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
I Love Her.
Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
She's sixty four. America Ferrera Amy on Superstore, Betty and
Ugly Betty Betty forty one. The Puppet Commedie and Jeff
Dunham is sixty three.
Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
You love Him.
Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
I just don't get like why grown adults go to
see Ventriloquist. It's kind of strange. Vent with a bad
act Alliah Shotcat who was maybe on arrested Development. She's
thirty six, Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina The Teenage Witch
and Melissa and Joey's forty nine and James Woods is
seventy eight. Your porn of Birthday Today is Liilah Lovely
(01:34:12):
and Today's Fat Birthday Slut. She's mouthed more wieners than
Joey Chestnut, The Nathan's Fourth July Hot Dog Geting Contest
one and twenty nine fine adult films, including Fat Hose
and Black Black Bros.
Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Volume five, Oh Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
She was in Jelly Belly Girls Volume ten and eleven,
Heavyweight Hotties Volume five, also Scale Bustin' Babes Volumes Volumes
Fifty seven through sixty five.
Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
She was in.
Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
For Us.
Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
She was in Giant Blonde Takes It Like a Champ
and who can forget her unforgettable role in one of
Greg's favorites because he loves the lesbians.
Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
She was in Plumper clam bumpers Plumper. That's Lylah Lovely
who's forty six years old today. That's your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And is a Friday morning. Look what's
happening in the world of entertainment here on the Woodie Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woodie shows next,
hang on, so what do you show?
Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
Show?
Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Join fun?
Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for this week. Everybody,
It's time for the weekend. Hey, and I'm gonna make
this quick. We appreciate your time. Check out the podcast.
Anything you might have missed on the show this week
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(01:35:35):
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That's on Monday, Anthony and got for us. In the meantime,
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(01:35:57):
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Now give us a follow on social media, whether it's
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Whatever you like the best, nobody has it at the
Woody Show, find us there. Greg Gory parting words of
(01:36:19):
wisdom please.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
Yeah, the Bible says not to covet thy neighbor's wife,
but the Bible doesn't say anything about not covering thy
neighbor's husband.
Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
Than this one is just an applicant to walk and
my wife to my life, not to your life, AH,
or your wife or my wife.
Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know we'd love it to
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Monday. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
SMD Doublem Bye, Great Friday Mother
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
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Speaker 4 (00:49):
Today is April the eighteenth, twenty twenty five. And guys,
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up the Friday song we had Andrew WKA for a
long time. Now for today, we'll see how it goes.
(01:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:19):
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Speaker 4 (01:26):
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You know, Clerks Chasing Amy Dogma which is coming back
in theaters, Jay, and Silent Bob. He's the Silent Bob
(02:17):
part of that equation. So Kevin Smith will be on
the show this morning. Also, your Friday Fail Stories Dumbass contest.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Will be the du i Q.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Anything we can do to get through the morning and
into the weekend as quickly as possible coming up here
on the Woody Show. Good news for Greg because today
is one of the holidays. Is it's National Exercise Day.
That is the best Yeah news of the day. I
mean nobody wants to exercise. I mean I think if
people were honest, you know, you, like even people who
do exercise, won't tell you they want to exercise.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah. Do you ever see people smiling while running?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
It turns out though you can get a lot of
the same benefits by just rushing through stuff. A new
study just got published that found that doing random tasks
and chores. Faster is the way to go. The researchers
tracked the movements of twenty four thousands adults for about
a week, and none of them were people who did
any regular exercise. The ones who did minor tasks at
(03:11):
a brisk pace, they saw major health benefits years later.
Minor stuff stuff like greg speed vacuuming the rug or
walking faster when you take the trash out.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I should be ripped that. I do everything relatively quickly
movement wise, and I eat quite healthy, and I still
have a pregnant belly.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
You know, you don't for.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Those people, you know, what it is is probably like
you probably have that bloat like that the way the
Ethiopians do, because because you're not eating.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Enough that might maybe yeah, maybe it's a gas pocket.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah maybe For those people, their heart attack and stroke
wrists was half what it was for people who did
those things at a regular pace. They say even five
minutes of rushing per day made a big difference. The
idea is just to get your heart pumping. What about
every day walking like you, what do you walk? I
have to run to keep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, that's just my normal, Paige. I don't even exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Now, I'd have to probably run to move any faster,
but I ain't running. I don't run for help.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
The lead author of the study says that when you
when you do this, and you can fit any kind
of exertion into your daily life. Quote, that doesn't mean
you have to actually exercise.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
All right, good news. Yeah, walk the garbage out faster.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah, it's just getting it out there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Eight seven show. All right, well we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for politically correct world. It's Friday morning, everybody. Yeah,
another week. It is what Friday morning? It is the
WOODI Show. My name is whatdy? That's great, Gory, there's
(04:42):
Gina grat all right, we got menas who is here?
Good morning Menas c Bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here, and
we have a special in studio guest ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, the one the only Kevin Smith.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You can't keep me away.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Let me tell you something, man, before we dive into
anything else.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What he reached out to me. Was it last week
or whatever? Yeah, he was like, hey man, menace is
walking like it was that felt like it was two
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh man, this is walking Disney like you got a live.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Stream and I'm like, I was like fever dream, Yeah
that happened.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah yeah. He walked from the Disney Burbank lot to
Disneyland forty one miles, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Forty like a like a fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He just wanted something.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
I wanted to see you do it, and I'm so
happy you brought it up because I actually there's something
involving that walk that I felt terrible about, like the
entire day after and involved you because we wanted to
bring you in on the live stream in the last
thirty minutes of it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
And then what He's like, oh, bring in somebody in
the live stream, and he said Kevin. I didn't realize.
I was so out of it because I already walked
like forty yes, and I was like, oh, I don't
want to stress the stream. I don't know who you're
talking about. And then he said Kevin Smith, and I
was like, oh, for Kevin, I'll do it because for me,
you walk on water because I was an ex film
student turned to radio guy and I felt absolutely terrible
(06:11):
because I thought, like, you heard me say like I
don't want to do that, and then we try to
get ahold of you. I'm like, oh, iised Ken Smith
and I was laying in bed like all day next day,
I'm like, I can stop, man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I worship my wife doesn't worry about offend me, Like
you just displayed here.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's very it wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But number two I felt I was all on me
man because he was like do a thing, and I
was like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Old f Well you're always on social media like live streaming. Yeah,
it's because you can join in and so like, you know,
kind of stop in and say hi kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
It was a mutual nod dog so it's fine.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah, but I was like, I was pretty devastated.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh my god, look you're the only reason I come here.
Never mind it's always been new menace. But I heard
on the way up in the elevator my I got
a compliment of my hokahs like.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm not like one of these. I'm not a cultist,
but when I find a product that works, I stand up.
We were on the Clerk's three tour. My sneakers like
falling apart, and I went into like one of these
hiking stores because we were in Boulder, so it wasn't
like I could just go to the mall. I saw
a walking store across the street. I say, man, like
I'm on my feet A lot was a good sneaker
and that dude was just like, oh, let me show you,
(07:34):
and he whipped out the Parodi's hocus and they looked ridiculous.
They looked like, well, this is what you make an
action figure where so it stands yea fall off and
he's like, try him on, and I tried him on
and they were like literally pillow soft.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So ever since then, I've got about eight pair, eight
different pair of wo and it's I'm not a sneaker head.
I don't collect or anything, but like, damn if you
canccomplished things a sneaker.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I know, And it hurts my heart because I am
a sneaker guy and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
This, are they considered like a mom sneaker, a dad sneaker.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I think, like geriatric, I think right or whatever, like Mollwalker.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
As an old head sneakerhead guy. To me, they are,
but the younger generations have really embraced them and they
rock them like.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Grandpa's shoes are back now they say, the Grandpa style shoes.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The peds are serious.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I just read something about that. I told Menace about it.
I said, hey, you're in luck then, dude.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
I just read an article on this new Adida shoot
that looked just like the Hookahs too.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm oh god, the changing the market.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Man. But wait a second, So just to go back
to the walk, how long did it take?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
It's I left at three am and I got there
at nine forty pm, So I don't know, it's like fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hours, yeah, total, more in that way.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
More than that. Yeah, it's like, uh, let's see three
to three.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Is twelve ago six. You're right that we estimated eighteen hours.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Originally I wanted to get there around like eight o'clock,
but you know, so many cool listeners stopped and I
kept on stopping, and.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
There was.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It broadcast.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, the entire video stream, the whole thing. People
knew it was for RELs.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I know you don't spoke we anymore, but you look
like it's like a confused star, like.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Get all the logistics together on how did you broadcast?
Was all the broadcasting just done from your phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, So I had five.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Harness with a bunch of.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, dude used mind Mobile and not sponsored, but yeah
video streaming.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, we had five phon.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
We have Kevin Smith in studio with us, and there's
a lot to talk to you about. I know, Greg's
got a question for you, and I got a lot
of questions about Dogma is Back in your Possessions one
of my one of my favorite movies. The first time
I ever met you is like, I couldn't wait to
talk about Dogma. I mean everybody you know Clerks of course,
and all the other movies that you've done, but like
Dogmas one of those things because it hasn't been available
for so long, and the story about why hasn't been
(10:03):
available on you know, DVD and streaming service and everything
else got really interesting for a while. But now it's
back in your possession of a movie that you wrote
and acted in and directed. And so there's a whole
thing around this that we're going to talk about. And well,
we got to take the break first because I know, man,
once we get talking, we're going to talk. Oh yeah,
and we have Kevin Smith here. You can find him
(10:24):
on Twitter and Instagram at that Kevin Smith more what
he showed next? Hang on, so what do you show
to be Happy Friday? Everybody. Kevin Smith is here. Happy Friday, everybody.
Happy Friday to you. It's it's good to see how
you doing. You're doing, and you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I have no complaints whatsoever, man, I you seem like
you're having a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know, on social media, you're doing a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Before I got here, I was checking. We got the
final art on doing a crossover. I got a comic
book label called the Secret Stash Press over at dark
Horse Comics, and so we do a comic book called Quick,
which is like offshoot stories from the viewsk universe, Jane, Silent, Bob,
the Clerk's characters and whatnot. All those movies that I
made that were interconnected. These are little stories that you
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would never bother to make a whole movie about. So
we're doing a crossover with the folks at Archie. So
it's Archie.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Meets Jane's Bomb.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And I just saw all the final artwork and matched
it against like the script, and it was wholesomely delfe
Like a lot of people right away are like, oh, man,
are Jane something Bob I'm gonna do. Betty Ronica was
like they're teenagers. No, that's not the story, but it
wound up being it's it fits insanely well in the
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arch universe. Like, yes, there's definitely moments that push the
line and stuff, but it's shockingly wholesome and it really
at the base of it is a story about how
Archie comes to work at Quick Stop and it helps
Randall get over the death of Dante. Like it's nuts, man,
I can't believe it worked. The artist absolutely killed it
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and we're all drawn in the art she stopped.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So you wrote it, Yeah, I wrote it and then
wrote the story.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yep, that's how you're do it in comics. Well, some
people can write a script and draw it as well.
Tell you, but you come up with all this stuff
my old story and it's like no weed anymore. No,
But I was like, how do I make this work?
And I found a way to work. There were enough parallels,
like we referenced the Archie characters and chasing Amy, like
mister Weatherby and Archie and and Jughead and stuff. So
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there's like a joke there, a long running joke that
we were kind of associated with Archie because of that.
But there's a Veronica in their world of Veronica and
our world our guy Dante was always caught between two girls,
so to speak, so it kind of worked out now.
So this morning I got up and I was just like,
like I never saw this coming, Like they reached out
and like you want to do this? I was like,
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how have we not done this?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And it's it just made me so happy. Am I
get rich off it? Absolutely not. You get paid like
maybe one hundred bucks of page in comics or something
like that, and at you know, this is forty pages.
So it's all right for writing, but nobody gonna live
off that. You do it because the joy. And this
morning I sat there and received all the joy. Writing comics.
Writing cartoons always has this delayed benefit effect where you
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do a thing and then you go on with your
life and then like a month two months later, somebody
presents you with the thing you wrote and it's all
drawn out.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And it just delivers.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's what you need to do is set up cascading
joy throughout your life, particularly in the time right now
where there's so little of that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Well, Kevin Smith is here fout him on Twitter and Instagram.
At that Kevin Smith, And where will people be able
to find that, like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How much.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
July? All right, so it'll be stand So like, what
is it comic book stores down?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Sure, you get online, You've got pre orders going right now,
and there's like a thousand different covers and stuff. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
But yeah, your whole life is fun. Yeah, it's all
your stuff, your creativity and the stuff you want to do.
It's almost as good as our life. Guess who's gas
and guessing if someone's fat or skinny and talking about
your crap and redneck news. Kevin Smith is here. Dogma's
coming out in theaters. Got a lot to talk about there.
Dogma movie dot com for all the info more. Kevin
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Smith coming up here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
M Oh, I think I know this.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Isn't all right.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Welcome back everybody. Oh it's Friday morning. It is the
Woody Show. Kevin Smith is here, very excited to get
Dogma back. I know because Dogma was one of those
movies and I remember I heard about the controversy before
I even knew what it was. And this is like
what year that come about?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ninety My kid was born. Okay, so in fact, my kid,
we were going to get my kid baptized and somebody
put a brick through our front window because when the
movie came out, there were people on the religious folks
who were upset about they remember.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, yeah, because this this coincided with an event in
my career where I was living in Saint Louis at
the time. The Pope was coming to town to Saint Louis,
and it was causing all kinds of traffic problems. It's
kind of like with F one in Vegas, like everybody
in Vegas hates F one because you know the chaos
that it creates and getting around.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
In history, Louis hates the Holy Father.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But do they It's the most Catholic city in America.
I'm I'm sure you found out in this experience with
dogs anyway. So I'm like, look, man, if the Pope
really wants to and I was like ripping on like
the you know, the Pope coming to town. Well, the
Secret Service made us stop the radio station to make
sure that I wasn't going to like inflame anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, while the Pope and also guess who was in
town right around that time was George Carlin, so he
and he was on stage. I went to that show,
was at the Fox Theater and and he's making anyway,
so your controversy, and then I was I was taking
off the air for the two days of the pope
was in town. That's he could be a threat. No,
there were no threats. They just don't want me like
riling people up about Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That wasn't saying to do anything. It was just you know,
bitching about the traffic.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
The air.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
So I heard about the controversy with dog when I'm like, oh,
I must see this. This is definitely from a sense
of humor. Standpoint right down Broadway from me saw the movie.
What a bunch of cool twist. Speaking of George Carlin,
George Carlin, Alanis Moore said, of course everybody else that you.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Happened nice rock like this. Most star studied it. It's
a great James Allen bobb reyboot was the most star study.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And anyway, so you know, Dogma great movie, and you
know you'd be able to watch it back at that time,
and then there was this great dark period where you
couldn't get it. And it's because Harvey Weinstein, Yes, the
Harvey Weinstein, he had the rights to it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, what technically what happened was in order for the
movie to come out. Disney hated it. Disney owned Miramax
at that time, so Disney was like, you guys got
to get rid of this movie. And this had happened
before a Mirror Max with a couple of films. For example,
there's a movie.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Called Kids, Oh Theater.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, And so as a young man, I was like,
you know what, I can probably go to the rest
of my life stout having sex.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, Miror Max made that movie. Mirri Max was owned
by Disney. Disney was like, you got to get rid
of this movie. It's not a Disney type film. And
so the Weinstein brothers personally bought the movie and then
released it themselves, and they made a bunch of money
with it. So when the dog Would controversy happened, and
then Disney, like Michael Eisner, was leaning on Harvey Gunn
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you have to get rid of this movie. You never
should have made it in the first place, and now
you have to get rid of it. So Harvey and
Bob had a model already from what they did with Kids,
where they bought Dogma personally, although I never saw a receipt,
you know what I'm saying, Like, yea, yeah, there was
no proof that they actually money changed hands they ever
paid Disney back, which is the point of contention. But
(17:49):
in any event, once they had it, then they licensed
it out first to Lionsgate for theatrical release. This baby
lions Gate. This is like I remember when we hit
thirty million, lions took got a double page ad going
through thirty million. This is the company that would go
on to make you know, jail games, hunger games, franchises
and whatnot. So there was a time they were a
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very small company. So Lionsgate had a for the theatrical
Sony or columby TriStar had it for home video. When
you do these things, they have deals, and those deals
eventually laps that probably did a ten year deal or
something like that. Harvey, as we all know, went through
some issues and is in jail. A year ago, year
and a half ago. We started reaching out going like
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I wrote a very heartfelt letter about how this is
my fourth movie and I know you made lots of them,
but this is tied in with my father who's dead,
and it's all about my Catholicism. It's sitting on a
shelf someplace. Can we please have it? It's twenty fifth
anniversaries coming up. I offered two hundred and fifty k.
Lawyer got back to us, said absolutely not. So I
(18:52):
wrote another letter and then offered five hundred K. Lawyer
came back said absolutely not. That's about as high as
I can go without reaching out to others who may
be like, perhaps I reached out to Benemett. So I
was able to go back and be like, how about
a million bucks? Still told us know, so that was it.
Six months, eight months go by. I forget about it
because it's all done and stuff. Then we get a
(19:14):
call from these people who were like, we just bought
like ten movies, and we were going through them and
we see one has Ben Affleck in it. What do
you know about this? It was a company that bought movies.
Studio didn't buy these movies. What happened was this, I
guess this guy, of course is ever fighting his legal battle,
so he had more bills and he liquidated a bunch
of things that he personally owned. So the way I
(19:35):
heard the story is this, his company is not even
a company, it's an investment. What do they call those things?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We venture capitalist. So they bought a.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Tronch they called it of movies that Harvey personally owned.
One was Kids, Larry Clark's movie. One was Fahrenheit nine
to eleven Michael Morris aconm. They did the same thing
with that years later. Six of them were kung Fu
movies because he had been working on kung Fu stuff
(20:05):
with Quentin, so he started buying I guess Shaw Brothers
stuff maybe. And then one was Dogma, And this whole
tranch of films got sold as a big set for
Not Not. We were within spitting distance, yes, wow, the
(20:26):
one the guy who makes the decision now, Yeah, it
was kind of felt like a real from Hell'shard I
stab at the kind of moment. But whatever. So this
company was like, we own this now, but we don't
know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Do you want to play with it? I was like,
that's so we did.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
First thing we did was our due diligence to make
sure that that dude is completely separated, because over the
years people have been like, hey, i'n get your Dogma
back and be like, great man, let's do it and stuff,
and they're like, but a piece of it goes back
to him, and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
And never in a million years I'd rather never touch
the movie. So he's I mean, he's got his own problems.
I doubt he even cares about this at this point.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So now it's like, oh my god, I get to
play with it again. And it has been wild man
because like you got to remember, this happened nineteen ninety nine,
twenty six years ago. There was a Dogma poster, there
was a Dogma trailer, the Dogma marketing story had been written,
and like now twenty six years later, they're like, here's
your new poster. I was like, oh my god, like
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this is phenomenal, Like here's the new trailer, and the
trailer like I know that movie. The trailer made me
want to see the movie where I'm like this, this
movie looks dope, Like it's just sold in a modern way.
We could never put the Buddy Christ on the poster
back in the day. We were dodging death threats. Back
Now anything goes Now it's like, well, the image of
Jesus pointing we actually wink him with his thumbs up
(21:47):
has been co opted by so many people that I
was like, let's us use it. It came from us, right,
like it's all over the internet and stuff. And he
became the center point of the poster. We have all
these famous people who are tiny around him and Jesus
front and center. My argument, I was like, who is more.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Famous than Jesus?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
They all love them, and so it's it's gonna be out,
like people can buy it, you could stream it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, it comes out re releasing theaters June fifth, everywhere,
so the same way it would like a normal movie.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
But before that was my favorite thing. So it's another
what what do you call the resurrection premiere?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's called well, first there's Dogma the Resurrection Tour, and
then the movie on June fifth is called Dogma Resurrect.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Right, But I'm saying on Easter Sunday, this Sunday the
tour begins, which I think is hilarious first of all. Also,
by the way, it's for twenty yes, yeah, it's all
coming together.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So it literally came together in a month and a half.
I was sitting on Zoom with everybody a month and
a half going, month and a halfgo going like Easter
is for twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, and we were all like, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And the folks at Iconic Releasing man made it happen
in a month and a half NAMC theaters has been amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
So it's happening in La at the Grove in LA.
Kick it off on Sunday for twenty for twenty Easter Sunday,
which is perfect. And then after that it's his Resurrection Tour,
which is hitting a lot of Woodies show cities like,
for example, Dallas on April thirtieth, Philadelphia May fifth, Pittsburgh
(23:13):
May twenty third, just some Woodies show cities. Then back
in La you can get all the details. Just go
to dogmamovie dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't care. Why are you listen. You listen because
you love it.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Listen as long as you're listening.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
This is the Hoodie Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It is the Woodies Show. It's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Kevin Smith is here Sunday the I'm calling it the
Resurrection premiere Dogma securely back with Kevin Smith where it belongs,
and it's happening at the Grove on Sunday, which is
Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yea perfect timing. Nice.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
And then after you hit the road doing all the
things around different cities, you know, doing the Q and
A screenings that you do, all wrapt up back in Burbank.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We just added for the end exactly, Man, I expect
you to get a new pair of Holkas for them,
but yeah, right in Burbank May thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
That so cool. So what is like, what is like
madd and Ben, what all guys think about it?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Like that's good? Matches in question because somebody was like,
what's your guest list for the for the premiere on
on Sunday? And I was like, well, I'm Scott Moser's
coming in. He was a producer of the movie, Laura Graanley.
She was like a line producers, social producer. And they're like, no, no,
I mean like your guest list, And I was like
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who the cast? Like yeah, I was like I don't
heard from anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I texted Ben the day that the trailer was going
to drop and I was like, hey, man, you got
a second and he was like, he's shooting a movie
right now. He's like, I will tonight. I was like,
I don't even need you tonight. I'm just going to
leave something here. Watching it at your leisure is going
to make you feel young again. And so I didn't
hear back, but I don't take that as like him
(25:03):
going like, I hate this, he's directing the movie. The
next morning, my Jordan, who's Jason Mus's wife, she runs
our company. She like shamed me into texting Rock. She's like,
if you if you texted Ben, why wouldn't you just
text Chris Rock? So I was like all right, and
I reached out to Rock and I was like, hey, man,
is this still you? Because it has been forever? Yeah,
(25:25):
and uh, I said, is this still you? Rufous because
that's what we played in Dog. He was like, it's
still me, friend, how are you? And I said, I
got something to send you, and I sent him the
trailer with the passwords so we can watch it. Never
heard back.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
So but again I don't all they all holy ghosted.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm still in that joke and.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Taking it down the road.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's glass right there.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, so that's not a complaint. That's not me whining
or anything like that. But everyone's in their own stuff,
you know what I'm saying. That's something I always remember
about my work, is what about I haven't heard them?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Oh my god, again, this isn't I never here from
from George? That wouldn't that be interesting? That was that
what he came to doing a dream. Yeah, I like that, George,
you got bad, Yeah, he can't do in a dream
instead of.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
You got this.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yes, shooting promos for the movie at the AMC at
the Grove and they were doing a quality check on
the New Verse because his new four k Uppers and
stuff like that. So they were running it in this
big theater where we were also shooting, and we came
in just when the George Carlin scene happen, and my god,
he was just absolutely magnificent and.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
He was like the dude who on that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That was like, I was Catholic when I started that
movie over the movie was over, I don't think I
was Catholic anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
And that was because of George.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
George is like at one point I was like saying, hey, man,
so in this scene, you're gonna do this and blah
blah blah. You know, it's like that thing in church.
So well.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
For more information, go to dogmamovie dot com. It's Dogma
movie dot com. You'll find all the dates and everything
else there. I'm super happy for because I know it's
such a big deal for you.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
For I got it back.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
It all comes see it, we got we got more
stuff with Kevin Smith coming up next.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
He's ourbecile.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Now all right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
It is all right.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I like that clip.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We're gonna use that from now on. Kevin Smith is.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Here, the one, the only Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So delighted to do. Here is kid, you know why
seven minute ride from my I'm gonna say it again.
And I always say when I come in and it's
never taken up on, I would literally come here.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I know you say that. You say that all the
time every day. I thought it was fun, you know,
seeing a little bit about what you do. You know,
we're the with the four thirty movie thing just right
down the street. We just did that quick little thing
for your that's your latest movie as of right now.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That was the yeah, the last flick id come out,
And I've talked about it before when I came on
the show. That opening gives me chills. Number One, I
love when a movie starts over like the studio logos.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Number two, you set the tone perfectly, man, because like
you understood the assignment. I came in and I was like,
what do I need? Is the one hundred?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Like old school, like top forty you.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Started naming them. Oh yeah, you were like, oh you
want him him or.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Helly and yeah, dude, we called him human newman, human newman.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Pukers what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I was like yelling, screaming and blah blah.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's the term of does anyone puke anymore? Yeah? Now
it's more of a podcast vibe right where everyone was conversation.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Not on like the on the like the the old
not old. They're not oldie stations anymore, but they play
like a lot of eighties.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's not o'clock. Yeah, exactly exactly what.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
But you nailed it, man like, and it was fun
song under it, like all of that was perfect and
all the references and stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
And he knew better than to show me on camera.
It's like, it's a better, better scene than her voice
built for radio.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Not too long ago, Kevin did fill in shifts at
our sister station, and I loved it. I did a
great job. Yeah that was great.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I wanted that so badly. I wanted to be the
king of a M Radio Angeles basin, but it didn't
work out, and it still haunts me to this day.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You're in better shape, man, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, the people around the are and I love I
love radio mana, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
And the how close it you guys are anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Heart exact heart attach anyway, I thought it was. I
thought it was really fun to get to see what
you do. You come in here and you love to
see and participating what we do. I thought it was
fun to go and participate and see the.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Time you come to a said be in it, like
on camera. We're still our money fell apart for we're
making Jane Solemn Bob Store Wars. We were so close
and then our money, which was Canadian, fell apart. So
now it's back to Jordan board to find more money.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It was just fine. I didn't complain it. Man around
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I'm around, yes, yeah, yeah, So question about I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You begin in a Kema Smith movie. First you're just
a voice. Sure, then you are body pretty great one, right,
and we put them together. Back to the dog thing
real quiz. Dogma's coming back out in theaters June fifth.
Kevin finally got the movie back. It's the big anniversary.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
He's doing the whole thing, the resurrection towards hitting all
these woody show cities Dallas Philly, Pittsburgh, of course, Los Angeles,
a big premiere re premiere, new premiere this Sunday, Easter
Sunday for Dogmas. Of all the things and all the
complaints and all the controversy that happened when it first
came out, was there anything that was scary?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Was there like a scary threat? There was one that
we were really concerned about. We got it.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Was it four hundred thousand pieces of hate mail and
three were verified death threats. And one of them I
still remember the one that said, and this is me
quoting a letter. So how do I put this?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
We can believe it? Do we need to bleep it out? No, border,
we ready, can we bleep it out? And it was
a it was directed at a group of people. Okay,
so I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I say you did it, but I assume it was
in but so it said you and in prevac antheticals,
people of the Jewish persuasion.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, but we started out a little more all of them.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Man, you better take that money you stole from us
and start investing in flak jackets because we're coming in
there with shotguns. Your brothers in Christ and.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Good for too long.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh my god. It was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
So there was that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
We couldn't open our mail in the office for like
four months. Instead, when we went to can they installed
for our screening. Uh they installed up installed at the
pallets metal detectors. Sure, because there were threats of violence
and stuff. But the weirdest one and I still remember
this and til this often. We got to the New
(31:44):
York Film Festival premiere of the movie. So it's Alice
tully Hall. New York Film Festival is a huge event
back East every year, and stuff. We brought our kid,
Harley was just born. She was an infant, and we
put these little angel wings on her, so she dressed
like a little angel, still chubby cheek and stuff like
just this, like barely two months old. So we come
out of the car and there's a thousand people lined
(32:08):
up all around the theater holding statues of Mary, praying
the Rosary at Us, weaponizing prayer like at us and
stuff peaceful. Nobody liked pushing or shoven. But there were
a lot of bodies, a lot of people not happy
that we were there. So we go inside and my
plan is, I tell the publicist Gina Gardini. I was like,
I'm gonna go intro, but I'm gonna bring the kid
(32:29):
out because she got the wings on. It's gonna be adorable.
And Gina's looking at me all weird, and I was
like what, and she goes, I just need to remind
you that anybody could buy a ticket for the screening.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And I was like, I know, that's why I sold out.
It's awesome. She goes, No, anybody can buy a ticket
for the screening.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bought this to happen. And I was like, oh, yeah,
I guess you're right. I was like, what's your point.
She's like, you're about to step on stage holding your baby.
Ye are you saying don't do that? She's going, Kevin,
I would feel remiss to not at least mention it,
considering a climate around this movie, and I was like,
I mean, you know, do I I was scared, but
(33:05):
I was like, if I could go out there without
the kid, that's like letting the terrorists win. So I
went out with the kid. But I'd be lying if
I said I wasn't using her like a human shield.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's what kids are for. Hey, everybody, here's the kid
in the balcony and that's.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
What kids are for. I do. I do all of
this blasphemy for her, All these things I do in life,
I do for my family.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, he loves her.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I was like, well, but also at the same she's
serving a dual purpose.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
As scary as that kind of stuff is, I mean, like,
what what great marketing, especially for a movie like that.
You know, more that group gets pissed off, Like the
better it was for the people who would love your movie.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yes and no, Like that was the thing I always
felt did the movie at disservice was people was like, oh, man,
I hear this movie gives it to the church. And
when you see Dogma, it's actually a pretty reverent film. Yeah, no,
it's great. It's pretty pro faith. So I know there
are a bunch of people out there who were like
like Monty Python's Life of Brian, But it wasn't like
My Life of Brian went after their subject. Mine was
(34:07):
more about like they were written by a guy who
was still kind of believing in it. Like Carlin said
to me when we were on set, like at one
point he was like, you really still believe in all this,
don't you? And I was like, yeah, you raised Catholic,
you don't and he goes, no, I'm smarter than that,
And that was like the beginning and the end of
my faith and stuff. So the movie like came with
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issues and so much so that when it was all over,
I was like, next movie I make. I just want
to make a movie where like nobody's mad at Me,
where nobody could follow the Jane Solmbob's sight back and
then we glad went after or something.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
They're They're easier to deal with than pissed off Catholics,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's so weird because I never my entire career, I've
never courted controversy, Like I've never been the guy that's like,
let's poke at the establishment. But some of the stuff
I've done has people in a weird way, and I
just assume in my head and heart that it's aged
out of that. So so far, this Dogma re release
has been relatively like none of the problems have last time.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Different time.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I hope it stays that way, we really do. I'd
be so happy.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Well go see the re release June fifth in theaters
and then also it'll be I'm sure soon after pretty
close the streaming.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
On that stream and we got a nice steal book
that's becoming.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
That'll be awesome, all right, so go to dogmamovie dot
com from orformation on that.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
All right.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
We said at the very beginning of your visit here
today that Greg had a question for you, and this
is something I believe that we did talk about on
the air.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
But about a week or two ago.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
No one can answer just in general. It's not about
you specifically, but you.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
You're the one this rask yes about this, And my
question sounds so stupid, but when you have a heart attack, yes,
does it hurt? And do you think somebody could have
one without even knowing?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
One hundred percent? Number one, not a dumb question. Number two.
I can't speak to all heart attacks, and I'm sure
there are those that do hurt. But I had one
where I was not hurt. How it manifested was I
was sweating profusely, but I was heavier then so I
always sweated, right, So I didn't notice that. I know
that feeling and never felt pain.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Never. Even when the doctor at the emergency room was
like you're having a massive was like, how do you feel?
I was like, I feel fine. He goes are you're
doing it wrong. We were doing it wrong. It's supposed
to be a lot of pain. You have a massive
heart attack.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
No pain.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
How how heavy were you at your heaviest.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
My heaviest was three. I was always like, if I
ever weigh my Erica, that's bad. And I went past it.
I was three two three, and I eventually hit three
thirty five.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Three thirty five.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
So when you when you had the heart attack, you
were three.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I was three hundred, three hundred because I'd stopped sugar
for a while, so I dropped like forty five.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And what do you know? Like is this your is
this like last time? I weighed crazy skinny? Like are
you feeling okay? Like, oh my god? Like right now?
I always say like if somebody said to me like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
God, don't look well.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
You look you don't look well. You look so sick.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, if anyone's ever like you look gaunt, I'm like,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
How do I do that? How do I do it again?
I'm always long? You still feel fat though? Sometimes like
people talking about that.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
If I were to just robe like you would have
zero thought in either direction about oh this guy is
he was?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
But do you still feel like you're yes, because you know,
I remember even when I lost a ton of weight
at one point I was two hundred and I was
one hundred and eighty five pounds after being two hundred
and sixty pounds, and I still felt like I was
too sixty.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Like here, I I still buy to excel under her yea,
and it hangs off. Man, My wife is like, you
look disgusting.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
You look like a little old man's like, really big,
my wife, I.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Knew underwear just by smaller. I was like, the moment
I commit to with smaller suns is when you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Go starting back.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I don't know if it's false memory syndrome, but didn't
you say that one of your concerns about the whole
heart attack thing was having to get naked in front of.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Him, yes hundred percent, to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
They were trying to get me to get my hockey
jersey off me in the o R. And I was like,
holding it down.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
That's a belly thing, not a penis thing. Right, It's
all because if.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You got the belly experience, I've been told that's so true.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's also true.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, Kevin's great to see you excellent again, So happy Uh,
the dog with thing is great because I know how
important that's been to you for such a life. Yeah,
and watching I said on on social media, seems like
you're in a really good place, seem really happy. Things
are going well, and I'm happy for you. Life above
ground man, Kevin Smith. Everybody, you kids, all right, it
is the only show. Well you will beat right back.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Because you were here now.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
People really enjoying Kevin Smith's appearance. Awesome, he said, Kevin
was awesome. Hearing a story of dog my on how
he got it back is superb.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I love when Kevin comes on. I can listen to
him all day long.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
His storytelling is awesome.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
One of my favorite stories that he's ever shared is
he lived near Sergeant Slaughter, the wrestler, and he did
do Flaming Duchie at Sergeant Slaughter's house with his friends,
and he said, just like the face of Sargent's slaughterer,
after he put out the fire, he like actually felt
(39:29):
bad for doing it.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
That in person interview with Kevin Smith is one of
the best you guys have ever had with an Instudio guest.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I really enjoyed it. Oh yeah, OK.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
One other thing with that sargean slaughterer thing. He said
that Sergeant Slaughter used to drive a limo like himself. Yeah,
so that was his daily driver.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, as I always wanted to do that.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is a Friday morning, everybody. Yeah, it's April the eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Woodie Gray, we got menace. There's Gina
greg Sea basses here Morgan, Hey, Sammy, and time for
your Friday fail stories.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Time for your Friday fail story.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Other people had to perfect. Clan Morgan, you ready for
your solo?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
God?
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Turning the one big stink in Mega uber ultra.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Beautiful, it's beautiful.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Changing notes in between.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, you're on a bumpy road or something.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Did we did y'all catch that the European sirens that
was failing?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
That was good?
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yea, she knew. This one is from Michigan. Nineteen year
old loser upset that his girlfriend went on a cruise
with her family without him. But you might have seen
this story this week. It's so pathetic and he was
left behind to watch her parents' pets while they were gone.
He was so pissed that he emailed a bomb threat
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to Carnival Cruise Line, which led to more than one
thousand rooms on the ship getting searched for explosives. Of
course there were not just a stupid threat. Because he
was pissed, the FBI tracked the email back to him.
He admitted to making that out of frustration. So for
being a little bitch, he was just sentenced to eight
months in failed jail.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Good is the ultimate little bitch.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
And the report doesn't say, but I'm willing to bet
the chick broke up with him, I hope, so you know,
the parents like you gotta.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Ge get rid of this and even more of a loser.
He was about to have a week to himself at
the house.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
And a couple of dogs.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
He doesn't appreciate that yet. He's only nineteen.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Been my dream at nineteen, this guy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Here's one from Hollywood, Tensoul Town where these people were
in one of those vans, the Hollywood tour vans, and
the tour guide spotted a celebrity and pointed it out
to the tourists John Way.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Cool. The only thing is it wasn't John Stamos.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
It was rob Low. He was cool about it, chatted
with the tourists. They knew who he was. But listen
to the tour guide's basic bitch excuse generator response to
when he got corrected.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
You go.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Having fun, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah, see it's just about having fun. Doesn't even me that,
but see we say that all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's the go to excuse for anybody for any reason,
for anything whatever, having something looted to the store, I mean,
just having fun, you know.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You damn, I don't know about.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
Okay, alright, but thank you for your cool energy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yea kid's gotta go. Yeah, I do tours, say way better.
They know who everybody is. I got to see Justin
Bieber and the Osborne tell him hockey the same trick
on the same trip.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
If I were that tour guy, I'd be like, sorry,
I get the two prettiest men on earth mixed up, you.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Know, like, oh yeah, hahaha.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
This next one is from Florida with this really cool
twenty year old Guy's name is James Case. He was
behind the wheel of a super sweet Audi S five.
Oh yeah, when his buddy passenger in the car with
him told him, hey, man, slow down. James had them
going one hundred and fifty five miles an hour, and.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
He's pretty cool. What's what the buddy? What a pussy right?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
I mean, it's only one hundred and fifty five miles
an hour on a public street.
Speaker 8 (44:42):
Oh my god's fine.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
That's why James turned to him and said, quote, I
am James, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I am change.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
It's going to be my new tell.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Moments later, he crashed into another vehicle, ejecting and killing
one of the other passengers. So James was arrested six
felony charges, taken to fail jail and sales. When you
see his mugshot, he looks perfectly fine, uninjured.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
James, I don't know about you, but I hate being
in our car and being a passenger when the car's
going crazy fast.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Oh I hate it. I'd rather be the driver, yeah,
for sure. Yeah, I hate it. That's when wood he drives.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
I'm not driving that fast.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah, but you approached the car in front of you
way too fast and it's scary.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
This is one of my favorite stories of the week.
Sixty year old guy Missouri. His name is Dale Hammett.
He slammed his super sweet Dodge Ram into a Come
and Go gas station. First of all, come and Go,
and instead of owning up, Dale backed up, took off,
and then had the balls. He returned to the store
twice like nothing happened. In fact, he even watched the
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security footage of himself with one of the employees and
said nothing cool. So the cops they show up, they
arrest him, and when they asked him what he was thinking,
Dale said that he panicked because one of his crocs
had got caught under the gas pedal. Oh no, didn't
say if he had any charms up on it, but
you know, he's sixty years old, so I doubt it.
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Obviously he didn't have it in sport mode either, because
as secure as your cross.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
And now he's facing a felony charge for leaving the
scene and he's looking at four years and failed.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Dumb.
Speaker 7 (46:24):
Oh you know dumb as well. Come and Go is
changing their names they are. Yeah it's a maverick.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah that's not funny. That's a classic name. Even if
you do get bought out, I think if you're the
company that buys them, I think you keep the name.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
Yeah I know, but yeah, they're changing it. I haven't
been to him, Mavericks. I see them, but I wonder
if they're any good. Well, those are you Friday fail
stories We've got coming up for you. Next here on
the Woody Show, the dumb Ass contest for today is
the duy Q. So if you want to be our contestant,
he can calls now Today's dumb ass Contest eight seven
(47:03):
seven forty four, Woodie.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
If you want to play, it's the du Iq.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
All right, Dyq, it's k explain the way the game works, everybody,
please see best.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I find someone very drunk and ask them just the
most simple trivia questions. But that's the whole game is
is this person so drunk that they won't know the
answer to otherwise easily knowable questions. And if you can
guess whether they know that they know the answer two
times out of three, you are the winner. All right,
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. And of course we're
guessing just on Menace and Sammy if they're gonna know
(47:33):
the answers to these questions. And let's get our contestant
and say hello to how about uh Mark?
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Mark, Hey, good morning, guys, Good morning all.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Right, so you're gonna be the contestant for the duyq.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Now, before we get to the questions that actually count,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
bit better to see how with it or not with
it they are, so you can make a more educated guess,
you know, And who is this person? Sea Best?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
This is a Lexus, and she's gonna give us a
little rundown on what she's had had to drink, but
also a specific review of one of those items.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
All right, here's a Lexus.
Speaker 10 (48:04):
So what do you had a drink tonight?
Speaker 12 (48:05):
Alexis a lot tequila Tennessee, maybe a poor loco?
Speaker 10 (48:11):
What flavor of four loco do you like the most?
Speaker 8 (48:14):
What is it a gold?
Speaker 10 (48:16):
And what does that taste like?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yes with red Bull?
Speaker 10 (48:21):
How can I stay classy?
Speaker 12 (48:22):
Like you keep your eyes open, your legs close, and
always say yes to a free shot. Never look away
from the drink ladies, never never.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
I have to remember that.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, good, that's some good advice.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, I would you say no to a free shot?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's the last time you had a four loco? I
think when we taste tested all of them. Yeah, that
was so cross I'm still the one four logo and
I shot this out. Whenever I think of it is
hemp flavored, it's discontinued. I only found it one time
and a guest Florida or tasted like bong water. Get
back for Loco.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's like when they made that was it the Oreo coke?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Was disgusting?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
That was I think that's the foulest soft drink I've
ever had? Or was it pepsi? That one of the two? Yeah,
so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
That was nasty.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right, Mark Uh, we're to the questions that count here,
Menace and Sammy. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 9 (49:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Question number one for the d.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
U i Q.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
A group of people are known as leathernecks.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Okay, what group of people are known as leathernecks? I'm
gonna say sweep it for.
Speaker 5 (49:35):
No same trips no triple no, No, this.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Is not a giveaway. But you don't think any of
these people ever saw the classic classic movie with John Wayne.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
No, that's a.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Little bit of a giveaway. But John Wayne, that's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
No, No, that wouldn't help. I mean I think maybe.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Well no, all right, so triple no, triple no triple
triple No, all right, menace and samity. Do you think
that Alexis is going to get it?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:09):
No, all right, Mark, what do you think.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I'm gonna go with the guys and say no?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
All right?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Question number one d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (50:16):
What group of people are known as leathernecks?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Menace?
Speaker 7 (50:20):
I'll be honest, I heard the term, but I totally
forgot what it meant. I did write down a minor, a.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Minors, not a minor likens.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, totally forgot.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Sammy, bikers, bikers, leathers are incorrect.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, sorry, the answer is marines. And of course flying
leatherneck is the James James Bond the John Wayne movie.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
So I thought when you said John Wayne, they might
think cowboys.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Yeah, all right, that's the answer that we're looking for.
Question number one d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What group of.
Speaker 10 (50:57):
People are known as leathernecks?
Speaker 6 (51:00):
Is it someone in the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (51:03):
Do you like military?
Speaker 12 (51:04):
Gosh, they look good, but they're usually apples.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Damn Well, yeah, I mean she's way closer than we were.
Good news.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Mark, you are on the board. Got your first point
here on the d u i Q.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Question number two of the Great Lakes. Oh, name any
two of the Great Lakes. Let's see Alexis. Oh, I'm
not sure about her. I'm gonna say yes for Menace.
I'm gonna say yes for Sammy, No for Alexis.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I'm leaning triple yes.
Speaker 8 (51:44):
No really, yeah, because i think they'll be on the
name one.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna go triple Do you think they don't
know the acronym.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
I'm gonna say yes to Menace, yes to Sammy. You
know what, screw it?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Triple yes.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Wow, this is what first grade kindergarten?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Maybe probably first Sammy.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
Do you think that Alexis gets it?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
No, no, all right, Mark, what do you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Think I'm gonna have to go with Milan?
Speaker 9 (52:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Question number two d u i Q of the Great
Lakes Sammy.
Speaker 7 (52:22):
Lake superior in like Michigan, Menace Lake Michigan and salt Lake.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
And salt Lake. All right, Menas, that's increct salt Lake
like salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, it's not really close to the All right, Sammy.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Congratulations, you got yourself a correct answer today in this
route of the d uy q. Let's see if our
friend Mark here is the winner of the duy q
of the Great Lakes.
Speaker 12 (52:48):
Oh, Michigan, Michigan has no.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Great lakes, utah Utahs spirit Animal.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Mark, congratulations, you are the winner here on the d
u i.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Q where people call it great Salt Lake.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Okay, Uh, Mark, congratulations, you are the winner where you
get your set up with your prize, and thank you
so much for listening to the show. Have yourself a
great weekend and hang on.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Okay, alright, thank you guys, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
All right, There's a there's Mark and then Menace. What
Sea Best was referring to was homes homes. Yeah, what
does that stand for?
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (53:32):
Sarn Ontario, Michigan Erie Erie, Yeah, last.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
One Menace uh and Salt Lake Superior.
Speaker 8 (53:43):
You know what, I've never heard the acronym.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
You hadn't.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
No, No, I forgot the acronym.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
But you can.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
You can figure it out. Why don't you hear it exactly?
Speaker 5 (53:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Question number three for the d u i Q the
US one.
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Texas from what country?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Okay, I'll say no for Alexis, I'll say yes for Menace,
I'll say yes for Sammy.
Speaker 8 (54:08):
I'm going triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Greg Gory, I think I'm gonna side with you, and
yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy, no to Alexis all right?
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Uh Menace and Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (54:20):
No, no. Question number three for the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (54:24):
The US won Texas from what country?
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Mexico, Mexico, Menace, Mexico, Mexico.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
The OLUS points, guys, and what wars? What was the
war that they we won?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
It?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
World War eleven? Of course.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah, everybody knows the Alamo the war?
Speaker 8 (54:45):
Remember the Alamo? I don't know the war?
Speaker 5 (54:49):
Was it the Salt Lake War?
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (54:51):
The very it's googling.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Not googling the Mexican American War.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
Very tough. Ohting google chat gibt. Sorry, yeah, all right.
Question number three, d u i Q the US one
Texas from what country?
Speaker 12 (55:07):
The US one Texas from?
Speaker 8 (55:10):
Was it Mexico?
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (55:12):
Should we give it back or keep it?
Speaker 12 (55:15):
Keep it the border?
Speaker 1 (55:17):
I want my Alvocados?
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah? More what he show coming up next?
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Or what he show?
Speaker 4 (55:31):
All right, we're back. It is the Woody Show. It's
a Friday morning, you guys.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Rea beach Man.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
Bad news yesterday, the shooting at Florida State, I know, terrible,
what's crazy? So the shooter not only one of the students,
he's the son of a deputy for the county Sheriff's department,
and apparently she's like really well respected, really good lady,
good cop does a lot of great for these stuff
for the community and stuff. And he got a hold
of one of her service weapons. I guess just started
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shooting here. The student union campus went into lockdown. The
shooter ended up neutralized. They always say that neutralized, taken
to the hospital alive. All classes and events are canceled
through the weekend. Also story in the news the senator
from Maryland who went to go see that Kilmore guy
and El Salvador went a long way for nothing. For
the second day in a row. He was blocked from
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the prison. Armed guards stopped him. Oh at a military
checkpoint two miles from the facility, and it was specifically
set up to keep him out.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah. Sorry, sorry folk, the.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Sorry, waste some time.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
Go home. Sam's Club. They're playing some major changes man
hold on, like a whole new store layout, the elimination
of checkout lanes.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, I used their app, I just scan him and
walk out.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
They're leaning into that app, the scanning go model and
the goals to make it easier than ever to get
in and then get out.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Of those places. It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Even when they're crazy busy, it should be pretty easy.
Sam says the the plan does not include any staff
cuts and that the people who are currently cashiers will
be there to help people navigate the new system and
help the great gorries of the world with the app
and tech aspect. But that just means that once people
like Greg have a handle on it, then they'll cut.
Then they're out, then they'll fire. At Samsclub, at least
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the one that.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I go to, they have the robotic sweeper happening.
Speaker 8 (57:28):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Now, Greg, have you ever tried like the Amazon go
or one of those places like the Key airports.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
And you wouldn't like it.
Speaker 7 (57:35):
But the Samsclub thing is cool because you just scan
the item as you're putting in the basket, and then
when your basket is full and you're done, you just
walk around.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
Yeah, that sounds easy.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
You got to show them something, right that you paid
on the way.
Speaker 7 (57:48):
Now there's like this new like thing kind of like
at the airport, at least at mine, where I don't
even have to show it. I just walked through it
like little term.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
And they have scanners on the exit to kind of
double verify what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
Yeah, I was gonna say this is an honor system fail.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
Sam's Club plans to open thirty new locations over the
next year, and approximately fifteen new stores annually going forward,
so there's gonna be a lot more Sam's Club.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
Actually, no, I love Costco, but like dude, their their
cafeteria very far superior over Costco.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Do you remember the Only Fans model who got arrested
recently for quote, spraying her urine on about fifteen hundred
bucks worth of stuff of that grocery store.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
That was just rude.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
You can forget well.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Now she's in trouble again, this time for an alleged
pea spree, as they're calling it, at a hotel. Authority
say she peed on the hotel rooms, comforter, the curtains,
the Bible, even into the air conditioner. She also is
accused of dropping a deuce on the floor and pulling
an upper decker, which is the move where you take
a dump in the tank.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (58:48):
Tops say she recorded all this the peace brief for
her Only Fans account, which has since been taken down,
so that's done, and then she's going to be in
court on animal.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Cool upper deck the toilet. Just poop in the shower
like a human being, a normal which, by the way,
but point out that all the peak content is prohibited
already on OnlyFans. But apparently there are people who kind
of you can you can fly over the radar if
you aren't a well, hugely popular.
Speaker 4 (59:13):
I'm pretty sure she gets a lot of attention, especially
now that she's in the news with her.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Apparently fansly allows that kind of stuff, so prote Oh good, that's.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
What I want to time to jump shit and people
want to know, SeaBASS, if you're pooping at your new place.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
In your shower, My new place does have the center
drain as a walk in and that's why I do it.
Speaker 4 (59:32):
Eighty four Woodie, send us a text over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (59:44):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you so much for
being here. I'm Woody.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
That's Greg Gory. We got menace.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
There's Gina grant Sea basket morning to you. Sammy is here.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
We got mortgane. She's taken your calls eight seven seven
forty four. You could send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven. Got a brand new red
neck news. Sea Bats has a story for m I
the a hall so you can place your bets guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, I'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
And before we get to the red neck news, I
didn't realize this, but Virginia's state flag has a bear.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Booby on it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
What oh statue?
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I didn't realize that, but some parents in Texas did,
and they say it should be censored for the children.
The school district near Houston, they yanked a lesson about
Virginia from their online platform for their third through fifth
graders because the state flag shows a Roman goddess with
a partially exposed boob. I mean, this is this is
what we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
But how long has it been that? And now we notice?
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, school officials say it violates their no nudity policy
for elementary library material. The flag features the goddess vertus
standing over a defeated tyrant.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, boob out sword up. Schools like nah, don't like
women power women probably weird too, but yes, that's correct
actually I even looked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
It's in English speaking countries that that's the Latin right
pronunciation of it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
As a Latin speaker, that's why I pronounce it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
But in the in all English speaking countries, if you're
not speaking Latin, that is the acceptable pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
This is America.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Yeah, trust me, I saw the name and had to
look up the pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
You didn't ask your kids. There's your kids are learning that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I could have.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I could have, but yeah, it's it's a it's a
chick with her boob out. Awesome, it's a drawing of a.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Chick with her booth old tim chick though, Yeah, like
a really bad animated drawing of a chick with the
That's what I want you to. I want you to
take a sharpie or a black marker and just draw
a circle and put a dot in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
That's what you're looking at on this. I mean it's
that detailed.
Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Guys, everybody freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
It's like a b cup?
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
That's a nice sea.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yes, it's very could I could I ever in my
life have whacked it to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
That as a kid, you would have tried.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
No desper moment. I can say perky.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
If you have any am I the a hole questions
for you, We'll be happy to hear you out as well.
Uh seabas going to share his story. We've got a
brand new redneck news here.
Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
First, if your sister's college fund involves two for one
table dances and you're her biggest contributor, pass read.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Nick news.
Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Man Today's redneck News. This is from Hanover, Pennsylvania, where
you got this forty seven year old broad name, Crystal Goss.
Crystal is a classic textbook white trash name.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
By the way, is it not Crystal one?
Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Crystal?
Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I mean, I'm sure when they tried to come up
with name, I mean Crystal met right, It's like, yes,
it kind of looks like crystals.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
But also the people who use this stuff, a lot
of them will be named Crystal. Perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Anyway, she goes into a store, and in this particular store,
they have a refrigerator room with a big sign over.
You've probably seen one of these places says beer cave. Yeah,
and so that's where you would go in you would
pick up some cold beer. Crystal walked in, she pushed
a case of the beer out of the way. She
pulled her pants down and took a dump one of
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the shelves and when she was done, she pulled up
her drawers. She walked out back to her suv and then.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
She just left.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Now, I know what you're wondering. Does this place have bathrooms? Yes,
they do. In fact, they're right next to the beer cave.
Making a statement, the entire front wall of the beer
cave is glass, so she didn't have much privacy in there. Greg,
There's also a camera inside the fridge, and so it
was all caught on video. Police didn't mention the motive,
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but Crystal was charged with open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorder,
the conduct and created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Oh, and the report mentions what Crystal does for a
living or what she used to do for a living.
I'm guessing they're going to fire her after this. Any guesses.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Hair stylist, quality control, Yeah, hairstylist quality control cashier cashier, Walmart.
Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Research chemist, research chemist works at Walmart. Nope, she is
or was the director of food and nutrition for the
local school district. What are they gonna do, man, They're
gonna have to get the sloppy Joe's elsewhere. Yeah, that's
from a Hanover, Pennsylvania, forty seven year old Crystal Goss
who stopped by the store, pulled her pants down and
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pooped in their beer caves.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
And that is today's Raidnick.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
I think the ultimate white trash name for a woman
is Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Brittany.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 11 (01:04:42):
What about the Tiffany, I think Tiffany, I see your Brittany,
and I raise you a misty candy Candy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yes, yeah, she's a street horror.
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
A street horn made names because you can always put
like Tiffany, a little lexus in there. But that's what
about Mercedes, Yeah, that's a stripper, Mercedes anmer Classic, it's
a stripper.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
I'm asking chat GPT the ultimate white trash Oh here's
the response, said white trash names for women. It responds with,
all right, you want some down home chain smoke and
mountain dew sipping, court dates skipping.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Number one on the list, Crystal, Yeah, Destiny sure, Amber, Yeah,
Brittany is number four, Candy, Tiffany, misty Brandy, Shanna, Tanya. Oh,
Tanya is a white trash name. Okay, how about this
(01:05:47):
Eli Starla Crystal, Chastity, Summer Dakota, Dakota Rock, Sanne Cheyenne,
Trina and Joe Lene.
Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
Oh yeah, she is a whore.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
So I rock, which is supposed to be the fun
cool AI give me a list top ten white trash
fee millimes.
Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
The term white trash is to rock it TOI Chat.
GBT is all about it, and we need the list.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Yeah, all right, So we're gonna take a break, then
we'll come back. C Bass has a story, something just happened.
He wants to know is he the a whole? Maybe
more than one story? Maybe more than one story. And
we've already got some people in the text sending theirs in.
If you're wondering, whatever you did or said, whatever the
situation is, are you the a whole? We're more than
willing to give you an unbiased opinion and we'll tell you. Yeah,
(01:06:34):
we'll let you know if you're a jerk.
Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
I have a question for you guys too, would I
be the A hole?
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
It's a future, so like you have done it, I
haven't done it considering it, so you haven't done it yet,
but you're you're contemplating anything to do with the garbage
can situation.
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
No, okay, but a different neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
All right, that is.
Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Another neighbor beef h good lord, got to be yet
another neighbor situation.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Okay, we're celeb ready.
Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
You want burner media rare. You're not gonna hear burner
media rare.
Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
Bitch is so needy because I'm Russian. He's the best, honestly,
the right.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
A welcome back. Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
People on the on the text saying they don't even
have to hear the story. They're willing to bet that
Sea Bass was the eighth Yeah, well.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
That's not impartial.
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah, that's such a good based on experienced Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The segments over then they got me.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Yeah, maybe we'll see he's got a story. You were
asking us, So it's gotta be Uh, it's gotta be
in the gray area.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
That's right. Well, what happened. I felt sort of bad
about it. That's why, Well, emotion, that's maybe a bit
and the hot sizes. Let not that day. Let's say
that I felt like I should feel bad to be
bad about There you go, guys, there's a bag of
bagels over there. Came from one of the food delivery services.
(01:08:03):
I shan't say which one, but I did the same
thing recently.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Hold on before you go any further. I don't know
where this is going to go. Are you the a hole?
And you brought these menace already?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Ate one? So I did too.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I don't know what happened to these bands.
Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
I know not to go off the bagels anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Okay, all right, all right, Well, the last time I
got a delivery, the driver you get the little thing like,
oh something shows the map, but it's very convenient, so
I can go walk downstairs, pick it up right when
it's arriving, so on and so forth, and it says,
you know, Alexandria is coming with your delivery. She'll be
there in one minute. There she is a little picture
of her walk downstairs, drives up and who pops out
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of that car not Alexandria whatsoever. And some guy with
like a mustache. And I looked in the car because
sometimes people will drive with a partner, which is actually
quite smart if you can afford it, because office buildings
apartments very hard to park a lot of times. Right,
I will even like it when they have like a
(01:09:01):
teenager with them, Like I'll take that. That's cool. It's
kind of like going to work with your parents. That's
nothing wrong there, right, Well, I looked around and there's
nobody else in that car. It's not Alexandria. Now, the
food came properly, It came promptly. This man was not well,
not impolite. Everything was perfect. However, you bet your ass
(01:09:21):
he got reported. Oh yeah, for you.
Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
Know what happened to Alexandria because it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
This is a fresh account. This like this account because
it tells you like they're rating like eight thousand something
proper delivery.
Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
So I've heard that they rent out their accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Right people, that's very common, like especially like not This
is not to get into the politics of it, but
let's say you either you can't get a job, or
you can't you don't qualify for some reason to work
for one of the companies. Let's just say your background
check doesn't fly. Yeah, whatever the reason is you someone
else will loan you their account.
Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
And do you pay them a cut?
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Obviously you can ask you a question, yes, as I'm
trying to figure out how much of the a hole
you are here to. So your food got there was correct,
Everything was on time, he was polite, Yeah, the but
clearly personating it was it was there, it was correct
on time, and he was polite. What so, what's the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
He didn't make a joke like thank you, Alexandria.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Well, the problem is that how you see this lot
too now is how often do we see oh, fake
door Dash or fake Amazon or fake Uber shows up
and steal stuff. So this opens the door for that,
because what's the you know, if you are a let's
say whatever, any kind of delivery driver that well, you
don't want to steal something you just dropped off because
your your identity is all over the place, right, Well,
if you're using someone else's account, no it's not.
Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
I think I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
And from what I hear, I certain apps, not this
one obviously, but like they'll make you do a face scan,
like if you're driving Uber before you even start your shift,
because it's become such a problem all other people taking
over accounts.
Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Well, what if this was Alexandria's husband or something. Okay, okay,
that's and they kind of share the job.
Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Then why can't she get her own account?
Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
They should both be in the picture.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Well, why why couldn't you get your an account though.
That's that's so weird. It's not a hard thing to.
Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Do because, like you pointed out, he probably didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Qualify for whatever reasons. Muster maybe I don't want some
sexual predator.
Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Shocking.
Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
Yeah, yeah, I mean everyone, you couldn't just send someone
to go to work for you anywhere else, and everyone
goes through a background track for a job.
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
There are reasons for that, and that's clearly not the job.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
If I'm the if I'm the manager of the whatever
it is, door Dash or whatever company over company, yeah,
I really don't know what you use. Yeah, but if
I'm the manager, I work for that company, well the thing, yeah,
then I do.
Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I do care.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
If I'm just the customer and I'm ordering this case
bagels and they show up and they're on time and.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
They're untampered, and I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
The other thing I never look at I never look
at the name of the person who's delivering like a
door Dash order. I look at the photo. So I'm
saying that you are the a hole. I'm saying yes,
Sammy says no.
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I say no.
Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
On the text over to two to nine eighty seven
is Sea Bass the a hole. Yes or no. Technically
I understand yes, they are not following the rules. That's
not the way it's I'm just wondering as a customer,
why you care.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Because I don't want to open the door for fraud, abuse, theft,
et cetera.
Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
Well, and also being a feminist, you don't want it
to freak out a woman who is expecting a woman
to deliver.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, thank you guy. I didn't want to stand on
that myself.
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
But business somebody else.
Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
On the text says, you know, what if this what
if this person was transitioning?
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Well, that's the thing. It wasn't even close, Like the
race was off, got it?
Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
It wasn't just the.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Beard and the name.
Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
I mean, do you do you look for things to
call on to report? Be Like do you get a
boner over that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Is that something that brings you kind of like an excitement.
Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
When you're a hammer? Is everything a nail?
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
That's a good question. And it's not the act of it,
like do you enjoy it? It's the act of justicing.
Is what I get off on cars and stuff like.
Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
That has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
It's justice.
Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
For example, you would always take towels from the gym downstairs.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
And I'm sure there's a policy. These towels are not
to leave the premises.
Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Let's get returned. There's no policy saying that. I'm sure
there is to be.
Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Fair if somebody else did it, Let's use a better example.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Let's use a better example. Leaving the car in the
garage here.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
At the radio station. People, that's a worse example.
Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
That's not because there is a rule. We all know
about the rule that you're supposed to tell the and
there's a.
Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Rule if you're trying to leave it there, you have to.
Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
When you left your car for five days a week
or two ago, did you do follow the rule? Hell no,
that's point. It's victims client. This is a victim victims crime.
I don't think, well, okay to me, you're right, I
was not personally victimized. But again, we see in the
news all the time about fake so and so drivers.
And let's say let's say this is a guy who
doesn't have UH for whatever reason, he's not supposed to
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be on that app and he screws up and he
gets into a car wreck. You think he's gonna stick around,
and they're gonna say, wait's a lot of happens every day.
Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Okay, again, if.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
It's not, if you're right, if it's not in your favor,
then it's absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
And I'm sticking up for the company who is about that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
He was so angry about that garage situation as if
he was the victim here. Now, you get away with
it as long as you get away with it, like
menace he got away with As long as he gets
away with it. There's nothing but when you do get
because it's against the rule. But when you do get
called out on it, like when the sea bass of
the garage downstairs calls to go about this random cyber
ti you don't know that. I know that, okay, So
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whatever they found out about it, and then they call
you on it, you gotta go, ah, well you know
it was good loss. No, no, no, he doesn't say that.
He continues to go on and complain about it. I'm
not saying I'm the ross gage. But when you see
an unjust stand up.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
To you can say that's a stupid rule. And somebody
who I don't know doesn't wipe down their gym equipment
can say, well, that's a stupid rule.
Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
That's a posted rule, Greg, and it's not a stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Rule, so they don't have a sign.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Not Sea, Bess said me. Through careful analysis of the
see this is the SAMI argument, is it? Well, you
just feel the way?
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I carefully analyze the situation and described in detail why the.
Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Rules dumb if it apply to you.
Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
No. No, if if Menace left his car here for
five days, I would never notice number one because it's
a dumb rule to observe because we have so much
extra space.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Is a dumb rule. But you're also negating your philosophy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I'm My philosophy isn't stand by the rules. My philosophy
is what's right?
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
A couple couple of a couple of things on the
on the text here one says, has Seabas's gone to
a therapist? I think tattling has got to be a
mental illness, like just for the sheer amount that you
do it, I got. And then the other one. What
if it was a guy who was supposed to deliver
your food but it turned out it was a woman
who showed up. Would you have complained about the woman
showing up and it wasn't the guy? I would be
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much less likely to depending on how hot she was
right eats her above. Your word's not mine.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
A food delivery drivers never hot number one, but number two.
Much to Gina's point as a feminist, I would be
less likely because it's dangerous. Because guess who's less more
less likely to comit crimes?
Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
Truman, thank you, and I just see bass the hell
out of this response to a Texter Oh Sweet, who.
Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Said, as usual a Sea Bass apologist.
Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
In this case, you are the ahle Men's just trying
to make an honest buck, I said, not honest.
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
If he's using someone else's.
Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Idea, he's specifically making a dishonest So I'm with Woody.
I wouldn't not I would not complain, But I am
not against you complaining Sea Bass if that's something that
you feel that you needed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
To do, because again, I don't want that in the system.
I don't want people because that leads to problems.
Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
I'm not knocking you for it, all right, Greg, do
we ever get an I think this driver more than likely,
and this is what Sammy thinks. So I'll go ahead
and agree with Sammy. He probably murdered around her attractive.
Therefore murders.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I think seas is the a hole. Yes, it's situational.
You don't know what this guy's going through, and was
fine just just for fun.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I don't even think it would matter what the story was. Bored,
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I always thinks there's the answer I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Show looking at the text. Here is Sea Bass the
a hole? I mean there's arguments on both sides.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I will say that the one crew that is specifically
on one side are people who claim to be delivery
drivers themselves. They say no, no, they say they are
on my side completely because it screws them when you've
got fakers diluting the labor pool.
Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Okay, again, I don't disagree with Sea Bass at all. Personally,
I would not report it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
But and I'll say to to say, why even brought
this up as a question is because I saw the
side of well, because it's not like they're fa making,
you know, being whatever the CEO of a company. They're
not faking a high paying job, so the will maybe
they're just trying to earn it. Not an honest book.
But again, it opens the door to all these stories
we see about fraud, fake robberies, et cetera. And it
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does screw the system. And again, these these apps have verification,
therefore a reason.
Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
I really just hope Alexandria wasn't in the trunk of
that car.
Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Oh you know she was?
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Yeah, well, if you're just tuning in Sea Bass was
asking am I the A whole? Question? Because he reported
the driver who brought his food because it said it
was supposed to be this woman, and it was this
dude who showed up. But he was very nice, he
had the complete order. Everything was fine, the.
Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Food, but there was no other person in that car.
I do approve she was sleeping in the back. Similar
some other am I the A hole?
Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Questions?
Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
This is from the eight one to eight am I
the A hole? For not letting my boyfriend go to
his female best friend's wedding. They used to hook up.
I don't care if it was a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Oh you're the A hole?
Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I mean, you see a child you can control if
he goes to a wedding.
Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
Or and you think he's going to hook up at
the wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Okay, so here's here, here's the thing on this, and
this is definitely you know, people have an opinion one
way or the other. I think it's more of a
gray area because everybody's not rules, but what they're okay
with and what they're not okay with different for each relationship. Yeah,
if one person, if you wouldn't do or say something
in front of that person, then you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
They is it cheating?
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
If X, Y Z, Well, if you wouldn't do it
or say it in front of that person, you know,
then it's probably not okay for your relationship. Maybe you
should be with somebody.
Speaker 8 (01:19:35):
Who is right fine with that, okay with that if it's.
Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Such a big deal to you, I can understand why
she wouldn't want that. I get that.
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
But to not allow, but to tell someone they can't
do something, that's a problem. You're in a bad relationship,
I think if you're in a marriage. But if it's
just a boyfriend situation, I still don't want to call
her the A hole, but I think I get it,
all right, What do you say, Greg, Yes, she's the's
the home all right? This one from forbid him from
going the.
Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Four one two put an air tag in my mom's
purse because I knew she wasn't just running errand she
was at the damn casino about that. Yeah, maybe he's
trying to help her just got a problem.
Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
I mean, if she has an issue, then I don't
think he's an airhole. But he's just trying to keep
random tabs on his mom's weird he's breaking the law
too well.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I mean again, I think it's a I think it's
a situation where he's clearly trying to help her.
Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, I like it, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
Sometimes you got to do some of your your own
detective work.
Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Let's say it was an alcoholic family member, right, but
you want to know if they are really running errands
or are they going to the bar.
Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
Because this is the stuff I always wanted to do.
So I like that somebody went there with it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
But then after, you know, what can you do about it?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
You can confront her and say, okay, so if they
have I know it with an iPhone, if you have
an air tag on you that is not yours, it'll
tell you that you are in possession of somebody else's
item or whatever. Does it doesn't do that with the
and like iff, the mom has an Android, they put
an air tag in there, it wouldn't alert her, right,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Right, you'd have to do it would still pick up
you know whatever they call it tile or whatever they
use on androids. Yeah, it would still you'd still pick
up the location because there'd be other androids around to
tell you where that location is.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Hm hmm okay, but it wouldn't give you that warning
on the on the screen like the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
So thanks for the workaround. And also, and.
Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
Also this guy's especially not the a hole because something
tells me if she's spending all her money gambling, then
he's having to finance her life.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Oh maybe, And I don't know how old this person is.
We can text them back.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Am I the a hole?
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
This is from the two one four for bringing my
own food to my friend's dinner party. She's one of
those experimental chefs, and I wasn't about to go home hungry.
Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I've done it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
That's just eat on the way. I think it depends
on how you do it.
Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
But then you can then you look rude not eating
a little bit.
Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
You say, oh you're not a little yeah, you know,
not that hungryperware.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
But I guess you can also look rude if you're
bringing your own food.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
I guess you could. Yeah, yeah, okay, in a whole.
Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
I brought this up before, but we never discussed if
I was an a hole or not. But I've been
to weddings where it is open bar, which I appreciate,
but they only have one bartender and the line is
super long. So I door dashed my own alcohol to
the wedding and then I like, I hit it by
the DJ booth. Am I an a hole?
Speaker 8 (01:22:20):
That's problem solving?
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
There's no phone.
Speaker 8 (01:22:24):
It's not like you stole there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You shared it with other people. But maybe the bartender
got less tips.
Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
And you're saving more alcohol for them.
Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Oh here's someone after your own heart, seabath. So another
narking situation, this one from the five oh five says
this is more petty than anything. But I called the
cops my brother's emotional support ferret after it crapped in
my shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Am I the a hole?
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
I mean, first off, there's no such thing as emotional
support anything that's that's not a term that has an
illegal weight.
Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
It's my emotional support crocodile.
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
It does suck to call the cops because then also
it's just dumb, because.
Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
You call the cops on people.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Yeah right, It's just dumb because once it comes inside
the home, that opens a whole range of possibilities. So
I'm assuming that farre it's illegal where he is, which
they are in some states, Okay, else it wouldn't be
a problem.
Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Uh two one five. My siblings all use my mom's
Prime account, but now they're mad. I won't give up
my Netflix password, am I? The a hole are just
uh the only one paying for something?
Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Yeah, they can afford the five ninety nine a.
Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Month, She's not.
Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
The Netflix is the strict one though.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Now these days you can share an Amazon accounts. Oh yeah,
like you just add other addresses. I guess if you
have a private's Oh that's a dumb thing to do,
because your credit cards on there they can be making Yep,
here's one.
Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I park across two spaces at the gym, so no
one dings my new car. I pay for the membership
like everyone else. But to be keyed doude. I hate
people to do they park at that angle.
Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
They go after you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I park narks is a side project of card narks,
and I will give them a pass. If you are
in the way way far back and there's no one
within five space.
Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
That's my Would I be the a whole question for you?
About the house right next to me has a three
car garage. They park none other cars in the garage
because they're a bunch of sloppy, dumpy people. No, they rule,
they're awesome, they're clean, and their house is gorgeous. But
between my house and their house there is ample space
for two cars to park on the street. Ample they
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park smack dab in the middle, if not slightly more
in one direction, so you can't fit a car behind
or in front. So when I have friends over, they
have to park down the street. Would I be the
a hole if I saw them and next time I
see them, go like, hey, could you park either all
the way on this side or all the way on
that side? Why does it have to be right in
the minute?
Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Or they're doing that on purpose so people don't park there.
Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
Yeah, and that's an a whole move.
Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I don't think that's being an a whole. No, you should,
because you're bringing it up to them, you're not.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Taking the next step. Yeah, and if you already talked them.
Speaker 8 (01:24:51):
About it, smacking a magnet would.
Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Do a purpose?
Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Be like, Hey, I have some friends visiting.
Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Yeah, and the last time my head friends come over,
they were like that, and they did have to park
down the street, Like why do you have to park
right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Because it's either it could be just they're oblivious.
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
I think that's why they just.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Don't think that's probably it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Okay, well, thank you everybody for your opinions. Appreciate the text.
Send your text over to two to ninety seventy and
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The Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Yeah, it is a Friday morning ribbagep It's April the eighteenth,
twenty twenty five days. Good Friday, Oh, good Friday. This
Sunday is Easter. As we mentioned, it's also another very
important day for us here at the Woodies Show. It's
National Exercise Day.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
Yeah, we live for it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
It's exercise Day today, as we mentioned, the International Juggler's Day.
Cool sweet juggling, something that I've tried a number of times,
even something very simple with just you know, three tennis
balls whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
You can't get it.
Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
You know how, you should start with scarves because they're
slow and they look cool.
Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
And I and I otherwise have Okay, all the hell.
I was always had really good like hand eye coordination.
But I can't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Are you done totally, Jule? You can't do It's fun.
I was studying for finals one year and I was
so sick of studying. I'd like, I'm going to try
to juggle, and I just taught myself that. I became obsessed.
Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Really yeah, okay, I thought it was like a set
up for a joke, and these nuts or something.
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You want to see it? Uh see?
Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Today is National pinata Day. Sweet, It's linement appreciation day.
Now is that football lineman or like people.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Who alignment for the county linment that works on the
pole the util polls and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
It's a National Animal cracker Day, which I know you
guys judging here, but I do love me a good animal.
Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Crackety stuff, like the cheap, the cheaper the.
Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Better, Like the ones that come in the little uh box, Yeah,
that little red box that have the animal anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
They do put the animals in the cages.
Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
They do.
Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
They're not like I haven't seen them in the box anymore,
but I do see them in those like resealable bags.
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah, you know, I see.
Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
That in the cookie. Ye, but the ones I like
better ones or they're like kind of puffier and oh god,
I don't like those again, Like I said, the cheaper
the better for me. I like the ones that are
kind of puffy. They look like puffy letters on them,
are puffy animals and they come in like a big
(01:27:20):
like a plastic like tub. Look like the bitches are good.
What's going on in the world of entertainment? Menace, Well,
David Blunts, We've talked about him. He is a rapper
and he is still alive. He is a very large show.
He's a couch rapper.
Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Yeah, he's the one.
Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Yeah, he's the one that went viral about a month
or so ago where he was he's so fat he
sits on a couch on the stage to performs.
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Okay, he's getting better because he drinks a lot of
cost sort with Cody. That's well.
Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
He did post on his Instagram story that if you
go to a show, no matter what race you are,
you are free to use the word.
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Oh oh, he says so, and he will allow it. Yeah,
and if you don't like it, go home and listen
to Malcolmore because sing along to his lyrics and stop themselves.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Yeah, I've never understood that, Like if you're a fan
and you're at a show, or even if you're in
your own car and you're listening to Jay Z or
whoever it is, Michael Bolton, let's say. Yeah, let's say
you're Michael Bolton and you're in your car, but you're
listening to jay Z and Michael Bolton wants to sing
along to like can I get a whatever? Big pimp
inis and and though yeah right, and and those lyrics
(01:28:34):
come up even when you're by yourself, Like are you
really that concerned that you're going to censor yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Like when you're seeing people?
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
Are I do?
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Because then I'm worried if I don't practice when I'm
by myself, if I'm in public, I'm going to slip up.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I'm telling you right now. I let it rip. Cypress
Hill Black Sunday is one of my favorite albums start
to finish, and that that album's littered with n words
Oh yeah, from Hispanic guys, from the fan of guys, yeah,
and uh yeah, just let it rip. They're the ones
who wrote the song. I'm not like saying this is
not like my own words or thoughts I'm just I'm
singing along. I'm having a great time. And if you got,
(01:29:10):
if you got, if you got a product, and if
you in your mind that makes me racist.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
I'm okay with it. What did you fair to say?
Even that we're having a good time?
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Or no?
Speaker 8 (01:29:20):
Was called the last week?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah he was French Lady David have a field day shows?
Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah? No good.
Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
Now do you know this guy named James Borlin. He's
an old yeah guy. Was he an actor or something?
But he is married to uh Barbara Streis.
Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Josh James.
Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
You know you know who he is, right.
Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
I know that Josh Joshins and goonies.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Josh Brolin's and goonies his dad.
Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Okay, here's o gr all right, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Al Borland was on Home improvement.
Speaker 8 (01:29:58):
Yeah, any relations.
Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
Well, this James guy, he's been married to Barbara streisand
for twenty seven years. Lucky, and he says the key
to their marriage is investing in a nice mattress.
Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
He goes, we're lazy.
Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
We love being in bed all day, being on the
phone in bed, love.
Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Reading in bed.
Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Hell yeah, sitting next to each other. So it's a
key yeah everything being.
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Married to.
Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
A twenty seven year marriage is investing in a good mattress.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Now he did?
Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
He said all this and demon say what kind of
mattress he has? Yeah, come on, Marshal James, I bet
you anything.
Speaker 11 (01:30:38):
It's a craftmatic adjustable art link litterate. You get to
each recline on your own bed.
Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
That sleep number, it isn't that what sleep numbers? Yes?
What don't you have that? Sleep like?
Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
Do your own vibe?
Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
It's great for sleeping, not so good for sexy time
because there's a right. Yeah, it goes all the way
down because that way you can control head it's too
bad and foot adjustment. I mean they're not pulling apart.
But yeah, you'll find like you fall right into the increase,
your knee goes down to that thing.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Or when it's all the way down, it looks like
a normal bed. Right, Yeah, it's not on site medical
No no.
Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
No, no, no traction bar right. Yeah, you know I
love headlines. Unrecognizable. Oh yeah, we're talking about Brad Pitt
the other day. Yeah no, no, no, no, Johnny Depp,
I'm sorry. Yeah, so the latest one is unrecognizable.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Mark Wahlberg, I immediately when I saw this, Now you did,
I did know.
Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
I was gonna say this one.
Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
He looks kind of unrecognized.
Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Really, I was like, yeah, so is this Mark Wahlberg?
Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
What to the picture from? Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
So, it's from a new movie that's coming out where
he plays a mobster and it's about a mobster who
got involved with the FBI to help investigate murders that
were happening within the civil rights movement of nineteen sixty
six in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Do we know the name of the movie is? They
have not released the name of the movie. Mark Wahlberg
is clearly wearing a prosthetic nose, a big hair piece
and sunglad Yeah. But when you look at Harry Quick,
it doesn't look like Mark Wahlberg. Like this one. I
actually agree with my reaction.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
You're talking about this one. Yeah, totally looks like.
Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
This is. We didn't think it looked like Johnny.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Johnny Johnny Depp. Thing looked like he was just had
great hair.
Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
That totally looks like.
Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
Minutes side on the picture. I was like, so, what's
up with Mark?
Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I think you can punching the head so many times?
Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Yeah, yeah, man, you trip and dog looks.
Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Is called by any means, by the way, I think we.
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Can all agree on this one though. He's a terrible actor.
Not great Mark, Yes, hell no good. He's like one,
he's like the rock. He's good at playing. Yeah, I
think it's terrible.
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Her my heart all right. Time for the birthdays and.
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Show this ship Bay. We won't sit matage and you
know what we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
I'm not saying he's not hot, Greg, I'm just you know, yeah,
that's what he used to be. I don't want to
insult you.
Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
He's way too old.
Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
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Does and he got plage.
Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Remember that, that's right, Yeah, crazy.
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He's seventy two today. Eric McCormick, Will from Will and
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Ugly Betty Betty forty one. The Puppet Commedie and Jeff
Dunham is sixty three.
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you find your favorite podcast. Monday, we're back with an
all news show. Monday is also when the Disney California
Adventure takeover is happening, So, man, I think that's gonna
be kind of a Friday energy of Friday vibe for sure.
That's on Monday, Anthony and got for us. In the meantime,
you can leave on the After Hours voicemail that numbers
eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie also still trying to
(01:35:57):
get to two hundred thousand followers on Instagram. Guys, I
think we can do it with another six months of promotion.
Now give us a follow on social media, whether it's
Instagram or Phase, but whatever you're on, no one has Instagram.
Whatever you like the best, nobody has it at the
Woody Show, find us there. Greg Gory parting words of
(01:36:19):
wisdom please.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
Yeah, the Bible says not to covet thy neighbor's wife,
but the Bible doesn't say anything about not covering thy
neighbor's husband.
Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
Than this one is just an applicant to walk and
my wife to my life, not to your life, AH,
or your wife or my wife.
Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know we'd love it to
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Monday. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
SMD Doublem Bye, Great Friday Mother
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