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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's Up Woody Show Podcast listeners This Saturday Garden Grove, California,
Stater Brothers from one to three pm. Myself, Menace and Bort.
We'll be there doing a bunch of giveaways for events, concerts,
and so much more. Let's just say you're not gonna
want to miss it. Hang out with us this Saturday,
March first, one pm to three pm at Stater Bros.
(00:23):
Garden Grove, California. Get more information at the woodyeshow dot
com and we'll see you there. In the meantime, enjoy
the Woody Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What is Weird? The Woody Show?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday, It is
February the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That is Menace. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We you've got Sammy. They're Sea Bass. And then the
return ladies and gentlemen, the Man, the Myth, the beautiful
eyed led Greg Gory is here.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I've never been happier for a new day.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, well we are. We are so happy to have
you back. We've had a lot of conversation, all right,
so you know how we all feel about you and
we love it, and we're happy that you're back and
sorry for everything that you've been going through.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Thank you very much. It was uh two weeks that
felt like an indescribable amount of time. Like thinking about
the day that I took off to go be there
at the hospital felt like a year ago. It feels
like a year ago. Yeah, so long learned way too
much about death and dying. I learned way too much for.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
A guy who's always been obsessed by it. Yeah, about
the finite amount of time that we have on the earth.
But yeah, you've always been thinking when it comes to
like your own utality. Yeah, which scares me a little
bit less. But that was gonna be my question. So
now that you've I mean, had you ever been with somebody,
wouldn't they had died before?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, And that was not fun. It's so haunting, it's
it's it's uh. I The thing is the dynamic of
what it was, me being next to my brother with
my parents there too, And there's no way to say
it without being really blunt. They thought he was about
(02:19):
to vomit, and I knew, I don't think that's what
this is. It was dying and it was so haunting
and scary, and it actually happened pretty fast, not the
lead up to it. That's the part that sucks. The
waiting is you see the decline. You see the mental decline.
Because he had organ failure, he had something called toxic
(02:42):
brain damage, with which affected his memory. He was hallucinating.
I had to witness him thinking that there were people
in the room that weren't there. He thought there were
people on the ceiling that weren't thought aost He thought
I was a ghost because I was wearing white. He
didn't know how many months in a year there were.
It was you could see and hear the rapid mental
(03:03):
decline and the physical decline goes without saying. I learned
about something called terminal agitation that you itch a lot.
As you're kind of spending your last days, you get
real itchy. I spent way too much time at a hospital.
I memorized the floor plan, met all the nurses. Have
a whole newfound respect for nurses. Not that I didn't
respect them to begin with, but they do stuff that
(03:25):
I couldn't do to my own family member. Yeah, I
mean it is incredible what they do. Spent way too
much time at this aftercare facility, which he spent all
of twenty four hours in. And then one of the
biggest things I learned his funerals are incredibly difficult to coordinate.
I was so naive. I thought, when somebody died, you
(03:47):
go to a funeral home and you say, hey, I
want to do Tuesday. That would be great, thanks, and
they handle it. Well, you got to coordinate the priest,
the funeral home, and the cemetery. So the cemetery can
do one day, but the funeral home can't, And the
priest can't do Wednesday, he can only do Thursday. Then
the cemetery can't do Friday, but they can do Tuesday.
(04:08):
But then you're back to square one because the funeral
home can't do it. How do people throw off funerals
so quickly?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I just turned out within twenty four hours exactly, that's
the way it should be.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, oh sorry, you think this would be an industry
that is coordinated like they do. That's your job, you
do this every day.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, that's what I thought. And then they have a
limited staff. They take holidays. They said, oh, you know,
because Monday is a holiday, that's going to be an issue.
I said, whoa whoa WHOA funeral homes have holidays, observe, Oh, yeah,
we do holidays weekends and what I didn't know that.
Then I had the fun task of finding what clothing
to pick out for him to be buried in, the catering,
(04:47):
the flowers, the transportation. It was so much to do,
and that helps a lot after somebody passes as being busy,
because I had my first non busy day two days
ago and I was losing my mind. So I just
started cleaning things just to keep busy, because you want
(05:08):
to kind of forget about the past two weeks. And
then also the emotions that I had were so over
the map, and I felt an overwhelming guilt for I
felt guilty if I was hungry, I felt guilty, if
I got horny, I felt guilty. If I was tired.
I felt guilty because you know, watching my parents go
through this, my brother died, and then I'm tired. Oh
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I'm tired, you know. I just felt guilty for every
emotion that I had. It's very strange. And then I
was so incredibly overwhelmed when I saw you guys walk in.
That meant so much to me, and it just really
overwhelmed me. I mean, I'm so thankful for that. I'm
so lucky for that. I know so many people that
(05:51):
can't be in that position to have their friends just
show up at the spur of a moment on an
unplanned event like a funeral, and the fact that you
guys were there it meant more to me than I
expressed to you verbally and in writing. And I will
never be able to express how thankful I was for that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I've told Greg there was no way that we
were gonna miss it, and obviously like not everybody could go, uh,
based on their own circumstances of things that were going on.
Sea Bass said that his gift to you was not
going That's a nice gift.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Put myself in Greg's shoes, Gregg out of curiosity.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What what would you have thought if if you saw, like,
you know, I'm walking in Menaces, walking in there, my wife,
there's Sammy, and then all of a sudden like Sea
Bass walks in, Like what what's your thought?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
My Well, my initial reaction would be like, could you
like ask the funeral director can do a two for one? No,
those days are long over. I think Sea Bass made
the right choice not to go because it would have
been a distraction for me mentally, I would have thought, like,
why is he here? I know he's doing a bit, right,
(06:57):
I would That's that's where my mind was, what's the
hidden cameras?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right, said Sea Bass, you need to go. No, I
was thinking of Greg's feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, No, you did the right thing, not going. I
wouldn't have been angry or or I would have been suspiciously.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't want to make it as easy on him
as possible.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
And by the way, Greg, speaking of which, in front
of you right now, a beautiful apple with a heart.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Shaped huge plate for you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think I did already leak the news that Sea
Bass had given us while you were out. I can't
remember when when it was at this point. Remember over
the holidays, it was, uh, you know Sea Bass sears stands. Yeah,
and he was giving us gifts and everything else and
gifted the show. It was for us to figure out
who would get it. But then he just decided to
make an executive decision. He said that because of what
(07:56):
you went through, he has made the decision that you,
Greg Gory, we'll get the ride in the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wait what Yeah, what is the value on that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Thousands?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
How much do I have to pay for this? Nothing?
That's great? Can borrow the cyber truck?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Could he could he take it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like? Can he have the cyber.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Truck for it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I wouldn't trust myself with it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, because it is it does take a second to
get used to the steering because that that's steer by
wire stuff. It's very responsive to.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is that It's like Greg just said, I don't think
he trust myself with Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I think it'd be too stressful.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Does you have a steering wheel or one of those
weird yilks? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is that like like like a sweet ass jet, super
cool jet? So yeah, I'm always thinking of Greg and
his stress level. I think this would be the anti stress.
I'll just drive him around you things.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wait, I just want to clarify. I don't have to
pay for this experience.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Don't you put it? I mean I could, Tenney, because
it's probably worth more than six hundred dollars. You know
what between you and me and not the.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I R S so our How are your parents doing?
My dad? It seems okay. I had never in my
entire life, and I issue not I had never once
seen him so much as shedd a tear and I've
seen him cry three or four or maybe five times
in the last two weeks, so that's very not disturbing,
(09:20):
but it's sad to me. And then my mom, I
thought handled things pretty well, but I don't think she's
doing very well behind the scenes. She's very reclusive now, yeah,
super quiet. She was very sweet because she was so nice.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I was so funny.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Everybody loved your parents. We spent a lot of time,
you know, chopping it up with your mom and your dad.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And that was another thing that I thought was really cool.
I'm like, wow, you guys are in my childhood home.
You're talking to my parents. Now you get to see
that they don't have these thick accents a little bit,
thank you, and you got to see how when you're
half Russian, a funeral has a lot to do with shots.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We did a lot of sh Yeah, yeah, there was shots.
There was a lot of like chanting slash singing. Yeah,
you were me off about the ceremony because like Russian orthodox, right,
this guy's up there, has got this crazy hat on,
and he's got this giant beard and a lot of
a lot of like you know, spoken swinging purse thing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Anyway, so then he said, here's he kind of laid
out like what the ceremony was going to be in
the very beginning. I'm like, wow, it sounds very ambitious.
And then the Indigo girls get up there. These two
chicks get up there and they start singing with the.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Right like almost like a talking singing kind of yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, it kind of you know, reminds me of it
reminds me of like a like a bar of bob
mitzvah yeah, where things are kind of a melody and
uh yeah yeah. So they get up there and then
what surprised me. It was like one long song. I'm
like wow, because that, like I I expected, like I thought,
(11:01):
this is kind of like the opening act, right, there's
gonna be this song and then we're gonna go into
these different things. But the whole thing it was on
one giant for a guy. It is like musicals, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Some of it, don't you think that? The chanting singing,
it was like, okay, wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, it was ied it. It was forty minutes, was it.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
It was impressive though, the breath work to be able
to sing like that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
For that long.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That was impressed.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, and then also having that meeting with the priest
where he tried he convinced us to do open casket,
which by the rules.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I was so shocked because I know how you feel
about that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, my mom was adamant against it, the priest was
adamant for it. My dad was kind of adamant for
it because he's way more into the church than any
of us are. I'm not into it at all. So
they decided on it, and uh it for me, it
actually wasn't that bad, I thought. He because having been
with with Mike for two weeks, well not quite two weeks,
(11:58):
six days before he passed away. Uh, I thought this
is going to sound strange. I thought he looked better
on the on that day than he did the previous week.
They did a good job. Did not appreciate the reality
of it seeing it, you know, and all that. It
It sucks and I'm happy it's over. I feel guilty
(12:21):
today because I'm like in a good mood. I'm laughing
already because it's I'm happy to be here, Like I
feel like I shouldn't even be laughing, but I guess
I'll just see where where the world the world takes
right now, you know, don't feel guilty.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You're free to feel then people have you heard that
different ways to deal with things and for a lot
of people that escape is really good. If you've had
two weeks man, where you've just been in it. Yeah,
just you know it's from the same topic. So when
we've been talking, it's like, you know, I can I
can really feel from you, like how much you just
want to get.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Back to Yeah, I do, normal, I really do.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What's the word I just came up with the other day,
new work.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We have a new word that's like normalcy. What's the
other one that you say? Pictitional, fictitional and normalcy?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, I mean they sound good, they do. That sounds
sounds better than normalcy, right, Yeah, that's what I was
going for. Sounds more normal. But you know, we're we're
happy here and we love we love you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Welcome back and I love you, guys, and thank you
for everything, especially for dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It sucks, you know why we were there, but it
was really cool to hang out with your parents good.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, they appreciated it. And that gave my mom you
asked how my mom's doing. You guys, being there gave
her a lot of I don't I don't know what
to word happiness or or or you know, kind of
some comfort in the fact that I had my support
so she doesn't have to worry about me kind of
deal that. Yeah, she was very made it so sweet.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, she showed us your art work.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh, I'm so embarrassed about.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That, which I gave to Sea Bass because he's going
out to the art expo to talk to those art
snobs and we'll get their feedback on some of your artwork.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I was like, I can't remember how old I was
when I did the one that was on the mantle
and the family room.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh, I haven't sent that one the Sea Bass yet.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I was in a madre phase. I was trying to
be a madre that like, oh I could I could,
I could do that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There's one there's one area of Greg's parents house where
it's I'm assuming it's like a little dining area, like
a little cat like off the kitchen, a little casual
dining area, but they have like a bar set up there.
There's a little wine fridge and everything else, and there's
another like rack of you know stuff for you know,
drinking wine stuff. Well right above that it's terrible. It's
one of Greg's paintings that he did, and I'm like, oh,
(14:34):
look it's the flag of France, right right, and he goes,
sure that was supposed to be America, but I thought
it was like kind of going like the whole wine thing.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And for folks who aren't art snobs, man as p
mandre On was a Dutch painter who did like square colored.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Squares and yeah, so this is this is this is
what's sitting on his parents mantle that Greg did.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, tan and burgundy.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It took a fabric swash and put out a new couch.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know why I chose those colors because that was
the color of my house and I used house paint
to I mean, I realized that I like the idea
of painting more than actually painting, like Picassa.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh yeah, and this was done like not when he
was a child.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
This was now. He signed it. I might have been
in my thirties.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
He signed it, and he it says Greg March of
twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Well, Greg, with me going and showing these two arts
not only dealers, but you know other collectors, you might
be making a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'll be making pennies. Yeah, just pounds of pennies.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Any thank you for you know, coming back so quickly.
I wasn't quite sure, you know, how you would be
And well I feel about it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But the burial is today and I'm frankly glad I
won't be there.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, we're happy to have you back. Greg Gory is back. Everybody. Yeah,
we're gonna take the quick break more what he show
is next. I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think that iper makes it so that you
want to pee.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I think it. I think there may be some kind
of effect.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Where you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth,
kind of like heading down.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Toward my test The wood Show. I'm curious, how does
one become a cork soaker?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Cork socker, as we are likeed to say, corksuckers are born,
not made.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I like to soak the biggest thick corks.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also
massage at.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The Great The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
The guest on SNL for that episode was Janet Jackson.
She was the one that was asking the questions from
the gallery of people who.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Were just there visiting the winery.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
And I thought about that when I was recently out
a winery right soaking the corks, and then while we
were laughing too because we were giving away those woody
show Valentine's Day butt pus is great.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You haven't seen yet? No, oh you have an actual
way here? Yeah? Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What do you think that's quality?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Craftsman? Would you put that in your butt? Show? Go
all in? Yeah? I would not. I've never listened to
what these are even four. Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's funny because one of the one of the wives
on our trip is asking the same thing. She didn't
really get it. She goes, well, if you have that
in like, how do you get anything else in there?
I'm like, no, no, that occupies your butt, and then
other things occupy other places. Wow, that's it.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'm with Greg because are more decorative.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's very small. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Maybe
she's just try that. It's a nice looking thing, like
a paperweight. Would that be something that maybe Mario would
be interested in? And I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's more like, look what I can do?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Show up?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I mean, I guess we want to find out.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
But ours aren't huge. It's very approachable.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, it's it's a beginner, it's beginners gage.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Now Morgan asked for one. She was gonna give it
to her boyfriend, who we call Cabo. Did you give
him the plug?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Because I decided I want to keep it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
It's more.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Right.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I have no plans of using it. But there's only
so many.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Oh, you weren't going to use it. I thought that
was like part of the birthday gift.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
I mean maybe at some point in a relationship was,
but again, I've never done it, and I don't think.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, she's trying to act classy, right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
No, trust course.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's a good paper weight or something. It looks nice,
right yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh, because one of the things when they have like
those big barrels of the wine at the wineries, and
they kept saying, we have to put the plug in
and take the plug out. And of course, you know
this is right as we're doing all these Woodie Show
fount on state butt plug things.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know, if you're at a winery, that plug is
going in and out of a bole.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I was going to say that called Yeah, it's called
the bunghole. It's like, it's great.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It was stolen from the wine lexicon.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right, I knew they do that in hard alcohol. For whiskey,
they call it bunghole. I didn't know if they called
that for the wine. And what do you Was it
as boring as you thought it would be going to
the winery, Yeah, yah, I mean it was there for
the social aspect, Yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I was there hanging out with with our friends and
its smell. Explaining to somebody else's wife, like what a
bud plug was for routes used to a shabby winery.
They always fancy and nice.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, it's such a great thing. I think the best
thing in the world would be a winery dog, because
every winery has like a dog just hanging out. What
a great life you get to, yeah, get wasted, hang
out and a winery. Everybody's pew giving.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Ginah Grad has laryngitis, which Greg was pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Came from like the eighteen hundreds, Right, it's so old time,
it's like nineteen sixties. You really laryngitis. I didn't know
that was still a thing.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
That is something my mom would talk about.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Ye yeah, and then uh, and then she came down
with a fever and she can't speak. She sent a
doctor's note to me, which I thought was hilarious of
like this where I'm not quite true and I know
her employment history, I'm like, who did you work for
that you felt the need to get a note?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Do you think this is that kind of place? Do
you think that we think you would lie about Laren Jackets? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah? But anyway, so she's been ordered to keep her
mouth shut, which her husband's very happy about.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Three days.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeow, like that's what it said on the on the
doctor's note.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Three days. He probably poured some laryng jaison to drink. Yeah,
he gave her larryenitis on purpose. But apparently it's very
lareniis is very Uh, that's what I'm looking for. Contagious.
Thank you? Wow, Yeah, I say that was the first one.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm not addictive. Yeah, today, but yeah, she can't wait
to see you. She's been crying almost as much as you.
That can't be just just thinking about you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
That can't be possible.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Weekend cheers and jeers. Let's start with Greg Gory. Yeah,
I'm gonna give my cheers to technology.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Got these things, uh, these Sonos speakers for my TV.
So there's one. Well I didn't hook them up obviously,
but there's one in the front and then two on
the side. And it takes a while to get used
to how that sounds. But it sounds really good and
I love it so nice. So cheers to set it
up on your own. Oh totally, yeah, No, I thought
(21:16):
he did not. I watched Mario set it up. You
have to do this thing where you take your phone
and and it makes these weird pulsing sounds like a whoa,
and then you stand there with your phone and you
kind of trace the room. I said, what the hell
are you doing? And I don't even remember the word
for it. I'm tracking. I don't know what it's called.
But he figured it out, So that's pretty cool. Jeers two.
(21:37):
Having a couple of weeks away from a bathroom scale.
And then because I weigh myself like ten times a
day and I thought, oh, I probably lost so much
weight because I was skipping meals for days on end.
Didn't lose a damn pound? Are you saying? Not one?
I mean I think I lost one pound. I thought
I would have lost like four, but one, because you look,
(21:58):
I'm not saying this to make you feel better. When
we saw you, I'm like, wow, I think Greg did
lose some weight. You look, I'm saying, but not yet.
Like maybe it was the suit, because the suits.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Are more fitting than like what people would wear just
in a normal day to day life.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That was a mail order suit. By the way, I
didn't pack a suit, so I got on Amazon found
this cool generic suit. I really like it. Yeah, eighty
bucks for so nice.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I know, yeah, I thought about it. I had a
text Greg because I'm like, dude, I don't own a suit.
I don't own a sport code, I don't own anything
like that. So I'm like, hey, man, no defense. But
you know, and what was the one thing I told you?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Just don't wear a hat?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
A priest might not like that. Oh yeah, yeah, Like,
don't worry about the suit, just don't.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Wear weekend cheers and jeers cheers.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I got to hang out in my hometown area of
the San Francisco Bay Area and just saw a lot
of friends and family. Gabriel Glacia is a friend of
the show. He had a bunch of shows, so I
went to multiple shows and that was super fun. And
then my nephew had his birthday party. He's one years old,
and uh, that was just fun.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Who's got a bigger vocabulary at this point.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He does, for sure, He's already he's already talking about
spelling circles. I love going there because I'm always you know,
buying new stuff for him.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And how old does I get the shot?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
One? Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
One years old? Yeah, and then I think my only
jeers is on the way home. I started streaming the
SAG Awards on Netflix because, like, you know me, I'm
the only one on the show that pretty much just
watched every watch this, every single war show. And can
we just just stop asking Harrison Ford to do stuff
he doesn't seem to he doesn't want to be there. Yeah,
(23:42):
it's like dude, yeah, like, dude, we love you. He's great,
Like everybody else stopped forcing him to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
And he is a good sport, Like he will do
something like he'll be on stage all of a sudden,
they'll have somebody in a Chewbacca outfit in the audience
not now Chewie.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
He's you can tell, it's like going along a good
time with but like you're right, yes, he's doing it
because he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
YEA thousand percent agreed, because his crankiness is awkward. And
uncomfortable at this point. I don't find it find it amusing.
I find it uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's kind of that character in that uh that show
he's on now with Jason what's his face from?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, no, it's not crashing. That's the other one.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Yeah, no, no, oh, the one with Jason.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's on TV Plus, right, Yeah, I don't
shrinking shrinking, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, Like if he wants to go and like sit
at a table, cool, but like making him go on stage,
just like stop it.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
There's funny cranky Larry David and then there's just awkward cranky Harrison.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Right yeah, because you know he's really yeah more what
he shows coming up is great, h.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
O Abel Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget.
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they leave it out for
an extra day. It's the.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Woody Show. We will have an update this week, yes,
on Greg's war with his neighbors affect you know, way,
can we can do that tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What's yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding check
in with us text over to two to nine eight
seven were going through. So the Weekend Cheers and Jeers,
we heard from Greg, we heard from Menace, uh sammy
Weekend Cheers and Jeers.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
My cheers is too.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
And I know we did a bit on the show
about this, but the flex reasonable menstrual cup, Oh my god,
what we had Gina try to put one in, remember, yeah,
in the bathroom and it didn't work out and she
couldn't get it in.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Well, I had a friend who was raving about it,
and I mean, tampon's just seem so archaic now you'll
never go back. They're ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I don't know why we ever used.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
To Why are we still building houses with wood? You know,
this is what this person who.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Sold it on us said. They said it's a game changer.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It is a game changer.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And I think the problem with Gina was you really
can't put it in a public restroom because you have
to squat, so it's a deep squat to get it in.
But in a bathroom that stalls, don't go all the
way to the floor, you really can't do it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
That's a problem though, because a lot of times don't
you have to change these things.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
It's not a problem tampons you would, yeah with tampons,
but with the disc it lasts for twelve hours and
it's self empties and you don't have to do anyway. Sorry,
but this is like off the charts crazy that we
(26:46):
are just now coming up with.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
This again self empties.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yes, so just when it needs to empty and you're
going to the bathroom, it'll just empty.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
But it stays in there.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You don't have to come out.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
There's no like the timer or something trigger device like
in other words, like you don't have to put your
hand whatever you don't know, you release the trap door,
you don't have to touch it.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Time to wash it.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
So it's like a floating like a ball stop or
like on a toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Like just just just enough the weight of whatever it's holding.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
We'll just kind of tip it. Yeah, when you're in
the position.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Of it, then hold on.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So then okay, I'm going to go back to knitting talk.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Okay, so itself.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Sorry, but it's a game changer.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
For so itself empties. But then aren't you left with
then a mess?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I mean you went to the bathroom it self empties.
When you go to the bathroom, I.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Know, but the the what it's empty and comes from
a different place than your peas coming from.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
But it's all going into the toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
No, I know, but like the blood is being released
from further up into your box. What you're saying, right,
And so okay, let's say let's let's say I had
like a.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Position in your body I think in the push.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
But let's so let's let's say I had a uh,
empty tube from the toilet paper right, and at the
top of it, I'm like dripping out stuff. But wouldn't
it like dirty the tube on the way down?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You see what I'm saying. Kind of no, but I'm
glad you asked about it because self emptying thing is
that it doesn't make sense to me either unless listen,
I don't.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Know the science.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's like magic.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I mean, you just you put it up, you know,
you put it in, and then when it needs to empty,
it just does when you go different So you go
to the bathroom like not on its own.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I heard that there were different sizes from Jean.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Gina was saying that.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
The one, the one that she tried to put in,
was too.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Big, right, So what I ordered, it's the flex reasonable
and it's at like Target and Amazon, and they just
had the one.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
No, it's just the one. There was just one size
that wasn't different options.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Possible that it could accidentally self empty, Like say you
had it in just all day long and you sneeze.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well, you can't have it in longer than twelve hours.
You have to take it out after twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And then what was.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, and yeah, it's best to do it in the
shower because you could just kind of like soak it up.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
And and do.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
You just one of them, sammy, or do you rotate them? No,
you only need one that you guys.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
It's like they don't sash dollars, which is basically two
months worth the tampons, and that's it and you just
key you keep reusing.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yes, there are disposable ones.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
So when I bought this, when it came with two
disposable ones in the pack, and so you can different colors.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Do they have collauds or something?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well, my geer is uh heard not knowing so much.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I know, I'm sorry that it's a room full of
guys right now, but really it's game changing. And at
first it's you think it's kind of weird, and after
the second time of having to put it in and
take it out.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
You're all locked in and you're like.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
This is the best and and there's no there's almost
no cramping.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
And I was like, how is how is this possible?
Because I've had other reports of people.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Saying that too, And then when I googled it, it's
because apparently when we put tampons in there's a whole
bunch of micro tears happening, and that that's what causes
the crampy stronger.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, Jesus, roomsful of dudes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I guess Morgan doesn't.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I'm just perplexed in this other room, like what.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Change?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
So it's watched in the shower. In other words, when
you're taking it out.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
In my years, when you go back to something that
you previously loved, like as a kid, and you think
you're gonna love it again and you don't. There's a
movie that I watched all the time when I was
a kid that I loved, cry Baby with Johnny Depp,
and that's a horrible movie. I was watching it. I
only got an hour in and I just stopped. I
(30:48):
don't like it anymore.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
And I used to love it.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean as an adult.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Now, I'm like, this isn't.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Good, John Waters, movies are just made to be weird, overrated.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I was never, even as a kid, was never into
the movie The Never Ending Story, which my wife finds
to be like, how is that possible? How did you
not love this movie? I didn't like as a kid,
but I'd be willing to bet if she watched now
as an adult that she wouldn't have the same. There's
no way that's not one of those movies. I think
they it was. What a dumb movie that's had a
great song from the soundtrack, The Never.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, great movies that's seen so many times but never
all the way through.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Because it's so good.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Always be on TV uh Sea Bass Weekend Cheers and jeers.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Mine is a food based I want to give a
great end of absolute cheer to don Lee Farms choice
beef agus patties. So I love the little the microwave
gas station burgers we have downstairs in our little convenience area,
and they come with pre cooked patties, which I much like.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Woody was that is that a real patty?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It looks like it has a plastic Yeah, it looks
like a plastic kids toy, like where they have like
a kitchen place set like plastic food.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
It comes fully cooked. Again, I know it's not I
know it's trash, but much like wood. He loves the
tasty cakes and that's the garbage food, but he loves it.
I love them, and I found them at Costco. They're
there everywhere, by the way, but I just I was
there actually looking for cinnamon rolls for you, Greg, which
they are now as if they could be. And I
love it, love love it because it's like a fully.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Carved it's got why is it shiny juices, looks glazed.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
It looks like a pro.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
You can throw it in the microwave in like two
minutes it comes out fully cooked beef.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Try it.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's roughly eighty five fifteen. If you're for your bros,
count your macros like.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I don't know a sawdust filler and stuff in there,
because it looks like it'd be one of those like
really low quality.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
It has less than two percent of corn starch and
other crap in there and meat and is allegedly that
is Matt Menace. I love you don Lee Farms and
your flame grilled English choice patties. All right, and your
jeers to America. We're losing Hooters. You know you have
seen the news. Yeah, they're going to be going through bankruptcy.
They've already closed a ton of stores.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
It's a big going out a business, bankruptcy restructure.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Well every but it's going to mean less Hooters. Probably,
they'll probably go away. And we went through this with
you know, toys, r Us and other things that are
gone bad, Bath and Beyond, et cetera, et cetera. It's
not looking good for them, not good. And you know,
take take some time, take care. If you have like
a four year old son, take him at least once
before it's gone.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, get the greatest wings. According to Greg, that's his
favorite wing. And it's not a big deal. Like remember
when back in the eighties, everyone Hooters a big deal.
Enjoy it while it's here because you know it's gonna
get really affected by this. The people will make paneos,
don't those chicks that have to wear like yeah, they.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Can't get the kitchen because they're flammable.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's happening to American males. I know.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
That's all what we talked about. You know, video online
port everybody getting fat, et cetera, low birth weight, all
that stuff. It's all coming together and it's we'll see.
We love you, Hooters. You are a great thing. So again,
don't don't, don't let it go, and you'd be like,
oh man, I should have gone one more time.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, right for the three Mile Island Wings, Housie.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Insensitivity, draining, for a politically great world. It's a Woody Show.
Well that's gonna do it for Monday. Yeah, full show
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Speaker 2 (35:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
What is Weird? The Woody Show?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday, It is
February the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That is Menace. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We you've got Sammy. They're Sea Bass. And then the
return ladies and gentlemen, the Man, the Myth, the beautiful
eyed led Greg Gory is here.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I've never been happier for a new day.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, well we are. We are so happy to have
you back. We've had a lot of conversation, all right,
so you know how we all feel about you and
we love it, and we're happy that you're back and
sorry for everything that you've been going through.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Thank you very much. It was uh two weeks that
felt like an indescribable amount of time. Like thinking about
the day that I took off to go be there
at the hospital felt like a year ago. It feels
like a year ago. Yeah, so long learned way too
much about death and dying. I learned way too much for.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
A guy who's always been obsessed by it. Yeah, about
the finite amount of time that we have on the earth.
But yeah, you've always been thinking when it comes to
like your own utality. Yeah, which scares me a little
bit less. But that was gonna be my question. So
now that you've I mean, had you ever been with somebody,
wouldn't they had died before?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, And that was not fun. It's so haunting, it's
it's it's uh. I The thing is the dynamic of
what it was, me being next to my brother with
my parents there too, And there's no way to say
it without being really blunt. They thought he was about
(02:19):
to vomit, and I knew, I don't think that's what
this is. It was dying and it was so haunting
and scary, and it actually happened pretty fast, not the
lead up to it. That's the part that sucks. The
waiting is you see the decline. You see the mental decline.
Because he had organ failure, he had something called toxic
(02:42):
brain damage, with which affected his memory. He was hallucinating.
I had to witness him thinking that there were people
in the room that weren't there. He thought there were
people on the ceiling that weren't thought aost He thought
I was a ghost because I was wearing white. He
didn't know how many months in a year there were.
It was you could see and hear the rapid mental
(03:03):
decline and the physical decline goes without saying. I learned
about something called terminal agitation that you itch a lot.
As you're kind of spending your last days, you get
real itchy. I spent way too much time at a hospital.
I memorized the floor plan, met all the nurses. Have
a whole newfound respect for nurses. Not that I didn't
respect them to begin with, but they do stuff that
(03:25):
I couldn't do to my own family member. Yeah, I
mean it is incredible what they do. Spent way too
much time at this aftercare facility, which he spent all
of twenty four hours in. And then one of the
biggest things I learned his funerals are incredibly difficult to coordinate.
I was so naive. I thought, when somebody died, you
(03:47):
go to a funeral home and you say, hey, I
want to do Tuesday. That would be great, thanks, and
they handle it. Well, you got to coordinate the priest,
the funeral home, and the cemetery. So the cemetery can
do one day, but the funeral home can't, And the
priest can't do Wednesday, he can only do Thursday. Then
the cemetery can't do Friday, but they can do Tuesday.
(04:08):
But then you're back to square one because the funeral
home can't do it. How do people throw off funerals
so quickly?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I just turned out within twenty four hours exactly, that's
the way it should be.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, oh sorry, you think this would be an industry
that is coordinated like they do. That's your job, you
do this every day.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, that's what I thought. And then they have a
limited staff. They take holidays. They said, oh, you know,
because Monday is a holiday, that's going to be an issue.
I said, whoa whoa WHOA funeral homes have holidays, observe, Oh, yeah,
we do holidays weekends and what I didn't know that.
Then I had the fun task of finding what clothing
to pick out for him to be buried in, the catering,
(04:47):
the flowers, the transportation. It was so much to do,
and that helps a lot after somebody passes as being busy,
because I had my first non busy day two days
ago and I was losing my mind. So I just
started cleaning things just to keep busy, because you want
(05:08):
to kind of forget about the past two weeks. And
then also the emotions that I had were so over
the map, and I felt an overwhelming guilt for I
felt guilty if I was hungry, I felt guilty, if
I got horny, I felt guilty. If I was tired.
I felt guilty because you know, watching my parents go
through this, my brother died, and then I'm tired. Oh
(05:30):
I'm tired, you know. I just felt guilty for every
emotion that I had. It's very strange. And then I
was so incredibly overwhelmed when I saw you guys walk in.
That meant so much to me, and it just really
overwhelmed me. I mean, I'm so thankful for that. I'm
so lucky for that. I know so many people that
(05:51):
can't be in that position to have their friends just
show up at the spur of a moment on an
unplanned event like a funeral, and the fact that you
guys were there it meant more to me than I
expressed to you verbally and in writing. And I will
never be able to express how thankful I was for that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I've told Greg there was no way that we
were gonna miss it, and obviously like not everybody could go, uh,
based on their own circumstances of things that were going on.
Sea Bass said that his gift to you was not
going That's a nice gift.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Put myself in Greg's shoes, Gregg out of curiosity.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What what would you have thought if if you saw, like,
you know, I'm walking in Menaces, walking in there, my wife,
there's Sammy, and then all of a sudden like Sea
Bass walks in, Like what what's your thought?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
My Well, my initial reaction would be like, could you
like ask the funeral director can do a two for one? No,
those days are long over. I think Sea Bass made
the right choice not to go because it would have
been a distraction for me mentally, I would have thought, like,
why is he here? I know he's doing a bit, right,
(06:57):
I would That's that's where my mind was, what's the
hidden cameras?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right, said Sea Bass, you need to go. No, I
was thinking of Greg's feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, No, you did the right thing, not going. I
wouldn't have been angry or or I would have been suspiciously.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't want to make it as easy on him
as possible.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
And by the way, Greg, speaking of which, in front
of you right now, a beautiful apple with a heart.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Shaped huge plate for you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think I did already leak the news that Sea
Bass had given us while you were out. I can't
remember when when it was at this point. Remember over
the holidays, it was, uh, you know Sea Bass sears stands. Yeah,
and he was giving us gifts and everything else and
gifted the show. It was for us to figure out
who would get it. But then he just decided to
make an executive decision. He said that because of what
(07:56):
you went through, he has made the decision that you,
Greg Gory, we'll get the ride in the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wait what Yeah, what is the value on that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Thousands?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
How much do I have to pay for this? Nothing?
That's great? Can borrow the cyber truck?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Could he could he take it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like? Can he have the cyber.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Truck for it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I wouldn't trust myself with it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, because it is it does take a second to
get used to the steering because that that's steer by
wire stuff. It's very responsive to.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Is that It's like Greg just said, I don't think
he trust myself with Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I think it'd be too stressful.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Does you have a steering wheel or one of those
weird yilks? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is that like like like a sweet ass jet, super
cool jet? So yeah, I'm always thinking of Greg and
his stress level. I think this would be the anti stress.
I'll just drive him around you things.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wait, I just want to clarify. I don't have to
pay for this experience.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Don't you put it? I mean I could, Tenney, because
it's probably worth more than six hundred dollars. You know
what between you and me and not the.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I R S so our How are your parents doing?
My dad? It seems okay. I had never in my
entire life, and I issue not I had never once
seen him so much as shedd a tear and I've
seen him cry three or four or maybe five times
in the last two weeks, so that's very not disturbing,
(09:20):
but it's sad to me. And then my mom, I
thought handled things pretty well, but I don't think she's
doing very well behind the scenes. She's very reclusive now, yeah,
super quiet. She was very sweet because she was so nice.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I was so funny.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Everybody loved your parents. We spent a lot of time,
you know, chopping it up with your mom and your dad.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And that was another thing that I thought was really cool.
I'm like, wow, you guys are in my childhood home.
You're talking to my parents. Now you get to see
that they don't have these thick accents a little bit,
thank you, and you got to see how when you're
half Russian, a funeral has a lot to do with shots.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
We did a lot of sh Yeah, yeah, there was shots.
There was a lot of like chanting slash singing. Yeah,
you were me off about the ceremony because like Russian orthodox, right,
this guy's up there, has got this crazy hat on,
and he's got this giant beard and a lot of
a lot of like you know, spoken swinging purse thing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Anyway, so then he said, here's he kind of laid
out like what the ceremony was going to be in
the very beginning. I'm like, wow, it sounds very ambitious.
And then the Indigo girls get up there. These two
chicks get up there and they start singing with the.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Right like almost like a talking singing kind of yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, it kind of you know, reminds me of it
reminds me of like a like a bar of bob
mitzvah yeah, where things are kind of a melody and
uh yeah yeah. So they get up there and then
what surprised me. It was like one long song. I'm
like wow, because that, like I I expected, like I thought,
(11:01):
this is kind of like the opening act, right, there's
gonna be this song and then we're gonna go into
these different things. But the whole thing it was on
one giant for a guy. It is like musicals, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Some of it, don't you think that? The chanting singing,
it was like, okay, wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, it was ied it. It was forty minutes, was it.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
It was impressive though, the breath work to be able
to sing like that.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
For that long.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That was impressed.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, and then also having that meeting with the priest
where he tried he convinced us to do open casket,
which by the rules.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I was so shocked because I know how you feel
about that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, my mom was adamant against it, the priest was
adamant for it. My dad was kind of adamant for
it because he's way more into the church than any
of us are. I'm not into it at all. So
they decided on it, and uh it for me, it
actually wasn't that bad, I thought. He because having been
with with Mike for two weeks, well not quite two weeks,
(11:58):
six days before he passed away. Uh, I thought this
is going to sound strange. I thought he looked better
on the on that day than he did the previous week.
They did a good job. Did not appreciate the reality
of it seeing it, you know, and all that. It
It sucks and I'm happy it's over. I feel guilty
(12:21):
today because I'm like in a good mood. I'm laughing
already because it's I'm happy to be here, Like I
feel like I shouldn't even be laughing, but I guess
I'll just see where where the world the world takes
right now, you know, don't feel guilty.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You're free to feel then people have you heard that
different ways to deal with things and for a lot
of people that escape is really good. If you've had
two weeks man, where you've just been in it. Yeah,
just you know it's from the same topic. So when
we've been talking, it's like, you know, I can I
can really feel from you, like how much you just
want to get.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Back to Yeah, I do, normal, I really do.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What's the word I just came up with the other day,
new work.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We have a new word that's like normalcy. What's the
other one that you say? Pictitional, fictitional and normalcy?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, I mean they sound good, they do. That sounds
sounds better than normalcy, right, Yeah, that's what I was
going for. Sounds more normal. But you know, we're we're
happy here and we love we love you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Welcome back and I love you, guys, and thank you
for everything, especially for dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It sucks, you know why we were there, but it
was really cool to hang out with your parents good.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, they appreciated it. And that gave my mom you
asked how my mom's doing. You guys, being there gave
her a lot of I don't I don't know what
to word happiness or or or you know, kind of
some comfort in the fact that I had my support
so she doesn't have to worry about me kind of
deal that. Yeah, she was very made it so sweet.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, she showed us your art work.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh, I'm so embarrassed about.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That, which I gave to Sea Bass because he's going
out to the art expo to talk to those art
snobs and we'll get their feedback on some of your artwork.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I was like, I can't remember how old I was
when I did the one that was on the mantle
and the family room.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh, I haven't sent that one the Sea Bass yet.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I was in a madre phase. I was trying to
be a madre that like, oh I could I could,
I could do that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There's one there's one area of Greg's parents house where
it's I'm assuming it's like a little dining area, like
a little cat like off the kitchen, a little casual
dining area, but they have like a bar set up there.
There's a little wine fridge and everything else, and there's
another like rack of you know stuff for you know,
drinking wine stuff. Well right above that it's terrible. It's
one of Greg's paintings that he did, and I'm like, oh,
(14:34):
look it's the flag of France, right right, and he goes,
sure that was supposed to be America, but I thought
it was like kind of going like the whole wine thing.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And for folks who aren't art snobs, man as p
mandre On was a Dutch painter who did like square colored.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Squares and yeah, so this is this is this is
what's sitting on his parents mantle that Greg did.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, tan and burgundy.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It took a fabric swash and put out a new couch.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know why I chose those colors because that was
the color of my house and I used house paint
to I mean, I realized that I like the idea
of painting more than actually painting, like Picassa.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh yeah, and this was done like not when he
was a child.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
This was now. He signed it. I might have been
in my thirties.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
He signed it, and he it says Greg March of
twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Well, Greg, with me going and showing these two arts
not only dealers, but you know other collectors, you might
be making a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'll be making pennies. Yeah, just pounds of pennies.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Any thank you for you know, coming back so quickly.
I wasn't quite sure, you know, how you would be
And well I feel about it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But the burial is today and I'm frankly glad I
won't be there.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, we're happy to have you back. Greg Gory is back. Everybody. Yeah,
we're gonna take the quick break more what he show
is next. I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think that iper makes it so that you
want to pee.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I think it. I think there may be some kind
of effect.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Where you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth,
kind of like heading down.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Toward my test The wood Show. I'm curious, how does
one become a cork soaker?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Cork socker, as we are likeed to say, corksuckers are born,
not made.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I like to soak the biggest thick corks.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also
massage at.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The Great The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
The guest on SNL for that episode was Janet Jackson.
She was the one that was asking the questions from
the gallery of people who.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Were just there visiting the winery.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
And I thought about that when I was recently out
a winery right soaking the corks, and then while we
were laughing too because we were giving away those woody
show Valentine's Day butt pus is great.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You haven't seen yet? No, oh you have an actual
way here? Yeah? Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What do you think that's quality?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Craftsman? Would you put that in your butt? Show? Go
all in? Yeah? I would not. I've never listened to
what these are even four. Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's funny because one of the one of the wives
on our trip is asking the same thing. She didn't
really get it. She goes, well, if you have that
in like, how do you get anything else in there?
I'm like, no, no, that occupies your butt, and then
other things occupy other places. Wow, that's it.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'm with Greg because are more decorative.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's very small. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Maybe
she's just try that. It's a nice looking thing, like
a paperweight. Would that be something that maybe Mario would
be interested in? And I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's more like, look what I can do?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Show up?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I mean, I guess we want to find out.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
But ours aren't huge. It's very approachable.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, it's it's a beginner, it's beginners gage.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Now Morgan asked for one. She was gonna give it
to her boyfriend, who we call Cabo. Did you give
him the plug?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Because I decided I want to keep it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
It's more.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Right.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I have no plans of using it. But there's only
so many.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Oh, you weren't going to use it. I thought that
was like part of the birthday gift.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
I mean maybe at some point in a relationship was,
but again, I've never done it, and I don't think.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, she's trying to act classy, right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
No, trust course.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's a good paper weight or something. It looks nice,
right yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh, because one of the things when they have like
those big barrels of the wine at the wineries, and
they kept saying, we have to put the plug in
and take the plug out. And of course, you know
this is right as we're doing all these Woodie Show
fount on state butt plug things.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know, if you're at a winery, that plug is
going in and out of a bole.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I was going to say that called Yeah, it's called
the bunghole. It's like, it's great.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It was stolen from the wine lexicon.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right, I knew they do that in hard alcohol. For whiskey,
they call it bunghole. I didn't know if they called
that for the wine. And what do you Was it
as boring as you thought it would be going to
the winery, Yeah, yah, I mean it was there for
the social aspect, Yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I was there hanging out with with our friends and
its smell. Explaining to somebody else's wife, like what a
bud plug was for routes used to a shabby winery.
They always fancy and nice.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, it's such a great thing. I think the best
thing in the world would be a winery dog, because
every winery has like a dog just hanging out. What
a great life you get to, yeah, get wasted, hang
out and a winery. Everybody's pew giving.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Ginah Grad has laryngitis, which Greg was pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Came from like the eighteen hundreds, Right, it's so old time,
it's like nineteen sixties. You really laryngitis. I didn't know
that was still a thing.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
That is something my mom would talk about.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Ye yeah, and then uh, and then she came down
with a fever and she can't speak. She sent a
doctor's note to me, which I thought was hilarious of
like this where I'm not quite true and I know
her employment history, I'm like, who did you work for
that you felt the need to get a note?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Do you think this is that kind of place? Do
you think that we think you would lie about Laren Jackets? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah? But anyway, so she's been ordered to keep her
mouth shut, which her husband's very happy about.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Three days.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeow, like that's what it said on the on the
doctor's note.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Three days. He probably poured some laryng jaison to drink. Yeah,
he gave her larryenitis on purpose. But apparently it's very
lareniis is very Uh, that's what I'm looking for. Contagious.
Thank you? Wow, Yeah, I say that was the first one.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'm not addictive. Yeah, today, but yeah, she can't wait
to see you. She's been crying almost as much as you.
That can't be just just thinking about you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
That can't be possible.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Weekend cheers and jeers. Let's start with Greg Gory. Yeah,
I'm gonna give my cheers to technology.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Got these things, uh, these Sonos speakers for my TV.
So there's one. Well I didn't hook them up obviously,
but there's one in the front and then two on
the side. And it takes a while to get used
to how that sounds. But it sounds really good and
I love it so nice. So cheers to set it
up on your own. Oh totally, yeah, No, I thought
(21:16):
he did not. I watched Mario set it up. You
have to do this thing where you take your phone
and and it makes these weird pulsing sounds like a whoa,
and then you stand there with your phone and you
kind of trace the room. I said, what the hell
are you doing? And I don't even remember the word
for it. I'm tracking. I don't know what it's called.
But he figured it out, So that's pretty cool. Jeers two.
(21:37):
Having a couple of weeks away from a bathroom scale.
And then because I weigh myself like ten times a
day and I thought, oh, I probably lost so much
weight because I was skipping meals for days on end.
Didn't lose a damn pound? Are you saying? Not one?
I mean I think I lost one pound. I thought
I would have lost like four, but one, because you look,
(21:58):
I'm not saying this to make you feel better. When
we saw you, I'm like, wow, I think Greg did
lose some weight. You look, I'm saying, but not yet.
Like maybe it was the suit, because the suits.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Are more fitting than like what people would wear just
in a normal day to day life.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That was a mail order suit. By the way, I
didn't pack a suit, so I got on Amazon found
this cool generic suit. I really like it. Yeah, eighty
bucks for so nice.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I know, yeah, I thought about it. I had a
text Greg because I'm like, dude, I don't own a suit.
I don't own a sport code, I don't own anything
like that. So I'm like, hey, man, no defense. But
you know, and what was the one thing I told you?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Just don't wear a hat?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
A priest might not like that. Oh yeah, yeah, Like,
don't worry about the suit, just don't.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Wear weekend cheers and jeers cheers.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I got to hang out in my hometown area of
the San Francisco Bay Area and just saw a lot
of friends and family. Gabriel Glacia is a friend of
the show. He had a bunch of shows, so I
went to multiple shows and that was super fun. And
then my nephew had his birthday party. He's one years old,
and uh, that was just fun.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Who's got a bigger vocabulary at this point.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He does, for sure, He's already he's already talking about
spelling circles. I love going there because I'm always you know,
buying new stuff for him.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And how old does I get the shot?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
One? Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
One years old? Yeah, and then I think my only
jeers is on the way home. I started streaming the
SAG Awards on Netflix because, like, you know me, I'm
the only one on the show that pretty much just
watched every watch this, every single war show. And can
we just just stop asking Harrison Ford to do stuff
he doesn't seem to he doesn't want to be there. Yeah,
(23:42):
it's like dude, yeah, like, dude, we love you. He's great,
Like everybody else stopped forcing him to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
And he is a good sport, Like he will do
something like he'll be on stage all of a sudden,
they'll have somebody in a Chewbacca outfit in the audience
not now Chewie.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
He's you can tell, it's like going along a good
time with but like you're right, yes, he's doing it
because he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
YEA thousand percent agreed, because his crankiness is awkward. And
uncomfortable at this point. I don't find it find it amusing.
I find it uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's kind of that character in that uh that show
he's on now with Jason what's his face from?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, no, it's not crashing. That's the other one.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Yeah, no, no, oh, the one with Jason.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's on TV Plus, right, Yeah, I don't
shrinking shrinking, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, Like if he wants to go and like sit
at a table, cool, but like making him go on stage,
just like stop it.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
There's funny cranky Larry David and then there's just awkward cranky Harrison.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Right yeah, because you know he's really yeah more what
he shows coming up is great, h.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
O Abel Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget.
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they leave it out for
an extra day. It's the.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Woody Show. We will have an update this week, yes,
on Greg's war with his neighbors affect you know, way,
can we can do that tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What's yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding check
in with us text over to two to nine eight
seven were going through. So the Weekend Cheers and Jeers,
we heard from Greg, we heard from Menace, uh sammy
Weekend Cheers and Jeers.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
My cheers is too.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
And I know we did a bit on the show
about this, but the flex reasonable menstrual cup, Oh my god,
what we had Gina try to put one in, remember, yeah,
in the bathroom and it didn't work out and she
couldn't get it in.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Well, I had a friend who was raving about it,
and I mean, tampon's just seem so archaic now you'll
never go back. They're ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I don't know why we ever used.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
To Why are we still building houses with wood? You know,
this is what this person who.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Sold it on us said. They said it's a game changer.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It is a game changer.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And I think the problem with Gina was you really
can't put it in a public restroom because you have
to squat, so it's a deep squat to get it in.
But in a bathroom that stalls, don't go all the
way to the floor, you really can't do it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
That's a problem though, because a lot of times don't
you have to change these things.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
It's not a problem tampons you would, yeah with tampons,
but with the disc it lasts for twelve hours and
it's self empties and you don't have to do anyway. Sorry,
but this is like off the charts crazy that we
(26:46):
are just now coming up with.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
This again self empties.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yes, so just when it needs to empty and you're
going to the bathroom, it'll just empty.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
But it stays in there.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You don't have to come out.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
There's no like the timer or something trigger device like
in other words, like you don't have to put your
hand whatever you don't know, you release the trap door,
you don't have to touch it.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Time to wash it.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
So it's like a floating like a ball stop or
like on a toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Like just just just enough the weight of whatever it's holding.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
We'll just kind of tip it. Yeah, when you're in
the position.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Of it, then hold on.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So then okay, I'm going to go back to knitting talk.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Okay, so itself.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Sorry, but it's a game changer.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
For so itself empties. But then aren't you left with
then a mess?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I mean you went to the bathroom it self empties.
When you go to the bathroom, I.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Know, but the the what it's empty and comes from
a different place than your peas coming from.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
But it's all going into the toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
No, I know, but like the blood is being released
from further up into your box. What you're saying, right,
And so okay, let's say let's let's say I had
like a.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Position in your body I think in the push.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
But let's so let's let's say I had a uh,
empty tube from the toilet paper right, and at the
top of it, I'm like dripping out stuff. But wouldn't
it like dirty the tube on the way down?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You see what I'm saying. Kind of no, but I'm
glad you asked about it because self emptying thing is
that it doesn't make sense to me either unless listen,
I don't.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Know the science.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's like magic.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I mean, you just you put it up, you know,
you put it in, and then when it needs to empty,
it just does when you go different So you go
to the bathroom like not on its own.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I heard that there were different sizes from Jean.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Gina was saying that.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
The one, the one that she tried to put in,
was too.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Big, right, So what I ordered, it's the flex reasonable
and it's at like Target and Amazon, and they just
had the one.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
No, it's just the one. There was just one size
that wasn't different options.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Possible that it could accidentally self empty, Like say you
had it in just all day long and you sneeze.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well, you can't have it in longer than twelve hours.
You have to take it out after twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And then what was.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, and yeah, it's best to do it in the
shower because you could just kind of like soak it up.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
And and do.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
You just one of them, sammy, or do you rotate them? No,
you only need one that you guys.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
It's like they don't sash dollars, which is basically two
months worth the tampons, and that's it and you just
key you keep reusing.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yes, there are disposable ones.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
So when I bought this, when it came with two
disposable ones in the pack, and so you can different colors.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Do they have collauds or something?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well, my geer is uh heard not knowing so much.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I know, I'm sorry that it's a room full of
guys right now, but really it's game changing. And at
first it's you think it's kind of weird, and after
the second time of having to put it in and
take it out.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
You're all locked in and you're like.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
This is the best and and there's no there's almost
no cramping.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
And I was like, how is how is this possible?
Because I've had other reports of people.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Saying that too, And then when I googled it, it's
because apparently when we put tampons in there's a whole
bunch of micro tears happening, and that that's what causes
the crampy stronger.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, Jesus, roomsful of dudes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I guess Morgan doesn't.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I'm just perplexed in this other room, like what.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Change?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
So it's watched in the shower. In other words, when
you're taking it out.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
In my years, when you go back to something that
you previously loved, like as a kid, and you think
you're gonna love it again and you don't. There's a
movie that I watched all the time when I was
a kid that I loved, cry Baby with Johnny Depp,
and that's a horrible movie. I was watching it. I
only got an hour in and I just stopped. I
(30:48):
don't like it anymore.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
And I used to love it.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean as an adult.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Now, I'm like, this isn't.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Good, John Waters, movies are just made to be weird, overrated.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I was never, even as a kid, was never into
the movie The Never Ending Story, which my wife finds
to be like, how is that possible? How did you
not love this movie? I didn't like as a kid,
but I'd be willing to bet if she watched now
as an adult that she wouldn't have the same. There's
no way that's not one of those movies. I think
they it was. What a dumb movie that's had a
great song from the soundtrack, The Never.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, great movies that's seen so many times but never
all the way through.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Because it's so good.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Always be on TV uh Sea Bass Weekend Cheers and jeers.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Mine is a food based I want to give a
great end of absolute cheer to don Lee Farms choice
beef agus patties. So I love the little the microwave
gas station burgers we have downstairs in our little convenience area,
and they come with pre cooked patties, which I much like.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Woody was that is that a real patty?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
It looks like it has a plastic Yeah, it looks
like a plastic kids toy, like where they have like
a kitchen place set like plastic food.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
It comes fully cooked. Again, I know it's not I
know it's trash, but much like wood. He loves the
tasty cakes and that's the garbage food, but he loves it.
I love them, and I found them at Costco. They're
there everywhere, by the way, but I just I was
there actually looking for cinnamon rolls for you, Greg, which
they are now as if they could be. And I
love it, love love it because it's like a fully.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Carved it's got why is it shiny juices, looks glazed.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
It looks like a pro.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
You can throw it in the microwave in like two
minutes it comes out fully cooked beef.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Try it.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's roughly eighty five fifteen. If you're for your bros,
count your macros like.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I don't know a sawdust filler and stuff in there,
because it looks like it'd be one of those like
really low quality.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
It has less than two percent of corn starch and
other crap in there and meat and is allegedly that
is Matt Menace. I love you don Lee Farms and
your flame grilled English choice patties. All right, and your
jeers to America. We're losing Hooters. You know you have
seen the news. Yeah, they're going to be going through bankruptcy.
They've already closed a ton of stores.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
It's a big going out a business, bankruptcy restructure.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Well every but it's going to mean less Hooters. Probably,
they'll probably go away. And we went through this with
you know, toys, r Us and other things that are
gone bad, Bath and Beyond, et cetera, et cetera. It's
not looking good for them, not good. And you know,
take take some time, take care. If you have like
a four year old son, take him at least once
before it's gone.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, get the greatest wings. According to Greg, that's his
favorite wing. And it's not a big deal. Like remember
when back in the eighties, everyone Hooters a big deal.
Enjoy it while it's here because you know it's gonna
get really affected by this. The people will make paneos,
don't those chicks that have to wear like yeah, they.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Can't get the kitchen because they're flammable.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's happening to American males. I know.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
That's all what we talked about. You know, video online
port everybody getting fat, et cetera, low birth weight, all
that stuff. It's all coming together and it's we'll see.
We love you, Hooters. You are a great thing. So again,
don't don't, don't let it go, and you'd be like,
oh man, I should have gone one more time.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, right for the three Mile Island Wings, Housie.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Insensitivity, draining, for a politically great world. It's a Woody Show.
Well that's gonna do it for Monday. Yeah, full show
podcast waiting for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.
I will keep this nice and quick on today's podcast,
the trending news headlines from over the weekend, also the
weekend cheers and jeers. We welcome Greg Gorybank. It's all
(34:27):
on the Full Show podcast, which you can always find
the Highlights podcast. It's only like fifteen to thirty minutes,
just our favorite stuff from the day. So whichever one
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with his neighbors over the garbage cans, brand new round
(35:13):
of cart narks, that and more Tuesday on The Woody Show.
In the meantime, anything you got for us you could
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Speaker 2 (35:19):
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