HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS The Woody Show February 21st 2025

Disney Takeover Announcement, News Headlines, Fail Stories & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is. Due to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show. This is the

(00:24):
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, Today is February the twenty first, twenty twenty five,
and ladies and gentlemen, today is Friday. Yeah, and another week.
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's our last day of being Greg Gory free or
Greg Gory lists I should say, I gotta get him
back here on Monday. My name is Moning. That's Greg,
Greg Greg Hi, menace, Hey, everybody, seam as we got bored,
Morgan and Vaughn and you are here. Welcome to Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right. Well, yesterday we were at we had the
day off. Yesterday we were at Greg Gory's brother's funeral,
which is where Greg has been for the last two weeks.
His brother was in the hospital and then he died
and then they organized all the funeral stuff. And it's
been a really terrible two weeks for Greg. We have
missed him terribly here on the show. Uh, he will

(01:50):
be back on Monday, and he cannot wait to be back.
So yeah, we've been we've been thinking about Greg a lot.
It'll be nice to have him back in the mix.
But today we got a lot going on. We have
your fail stories, we got the DUIQ, We're gonna get
to the judge my Baby results. You still have a
chance to get your final couple comments there. Just go
to our Instagram at the Woody Show. It's pinned right

(02:12):
to the top of our page. Art to our feed.
That's at the Woody Show on Instagram. But Ladies and
Job and a big announcement major. We told you to
tune in on Friday at any time, so we'll start
the show with this announcement. We are very privileged that
we have this opportunity. Our friends at Disney have once

(02:33):
again invited us to take over one of their parks. Yes,
this is something that I'm telling you nobody gets to do,
and we've done it three times before. This will be
our fourth year. Last year wasn't off year. They had
some business stuff that they were going through and dealing
with and whatever, so it wasn't able to happen. Last year,

(02:54):
we did the big Disney cruise giveaway, Remember we did that.
That was awesome. We were doing a bunch of other stuff
with Disney. But this year, it is back the Woody
Shows after Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park, Yes,
in Anaheim, California. And so the way this works is
they closed the park at a certain point in the

(03:14):
evening to the public. The public gets out and then
the only people who are allowed in the park are
people who are Woody Show listeners who have won their
way in incredible fun. Yeah. So, and we set it
up so that you can just get on rides, and
we make it so I like I said, you got
you guys got stats for all this stuff. I'm sure
tell me how many people we can let into the park.

(03:36):
They gave me that information. And so what we did
is we minused about five hundred to one thousand from
that number. So it is great. And as the evening
goes on, it starts to thin out because people end up.
They went and they hit everything they wanted to end
and then they got to get because they have work
or whatever is the next day. And so it's awesome.
Oh it's the best. It's so empty.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I am videos of me and my friend from the
last one just spinning around, twirling in.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
The park because there was so activities and we wanted
to be that way because we wanted to be this
really cool, once in a lifetime exclusive kind of experience.
It's always memorable. Yeah, So we have it coming up.
It's on April the twenty first, and so you have
a chance to be there where you can be given
away if you're outside of Los Angeles, outside of southern California,

(04:19):
we're given away a ton of trips. In fact, right now,
you can sign up to win one of these trips
if you go to the woodieshow dot com. That's thewoodieshow
dot com and just sign up there. Yeah, sign up
and you can win airfare round tre Bear Fair hotel
tickets of course to the takeover itself happening on April
twenty first, but then also some other tickets for the parks,

(04:42):
so you can go over to Disneyland and check that out.
You can hang out of California venturing before the takeover
gets underway. And so again this is happening on April
the twenty first. I think it's a Monday, right, Yes,
April the twenty first, and it's the Woody Shows after
hours takeover Disney's California Adventure Park. Yes, thank you to

(05:03):
our friends at Disney. It's just an amazing as a
Disney fan, a fanatic, Yep, it's such a cool I
really is an honor to be able to do this.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, and for most people, I would say this is
definitely a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Absolutely for us, it's a fourth in a lifetime. This
is our fourth time getting to do it. But we
want you to be there. You can start to win
right now. Just go to the woodyshow dot com. We'll
have more details obviously as not just the days and
the weeks go on leading up to the event, but
if we have any other things that we can we're
always planning, like maybe like doing like a kind of

(05:36):
a pre party right that you can win your way into,
and they usually do like drinks and food and everything else.
There's a lot of stuff that goes in with this
and it's fun. It's quite the undertaking, as you can imagine.
You can start to win right now. Just go to
the woodyshow dot com. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break delicious almonds.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh yeah, I know that feels amazing, right, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Of what.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And we're into another new hour in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world on a Friday morning. Really seven grip,
it's February the twenty first, twenty twenty five on Woody,
that's menace. Hi, there's Gina Grant. Hey, we got Sammy,
we got Sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text Friday

(06:31):
check in if you'd like, over to two to nine
eight seven. So I'm gonna start sad and then we're
gonna build an end happy, Okay, Right, Just to recap,
we went to Greg's brother's funeral yesterday, and you know,
we haven't seen Gregan two weeks. Yeah, and still thin
and all considering, I think, you know, he's holding up

(06:53):
pretty well. And I think it was good yesterday because
that's this is the beginning of the end. It's been
two weeks of you know, watching your brother die. And
that was very traumatic because there was a lot of
I mean beyond the fact that someone's dying, but just
the way you know, his brother was like you know,
coming in and out of consciousness, and he was in
this like terminal agitation I think they called it, so

(07:15):
that he had to be like restrained to the bed.
It was like scary. He said like horror movie kind
of stuff. And then he passed and then it was
just planning for funeral and burial and casket. He's so,
he's so tired of talking about all that stuff. But
he was very touched by all the comments on the
social media posts that we've made and the fact that,

(07:39):
you know, so many of us made it to the funeral. Yesterday.
We drank a lot. Oh yeahs as you can imagine.
Like once we got back to his parents' house. His
parents are awesome. Yeah, they're so great. Yeah, his mom
is super funny. Oh yeah, yeah, hilarious. Oh, she was
showing me all of Greg's artwork to hide it. Yeah,

(08:01):
he's like, mom, don't don't show them that.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
This is not like stuff she put up on the
fridge and this she hung it in the house. Yeah, framed, Yeah,
like adult ar work.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, there was one like painting he did in twenty
twelve because he signed it Gregg and this is very
like a very basic I'll show you some pictures. We're
gonna wait till he's back. And then some things were revealed.
Oh yeah, but then his dad super super cool dude,
you know, really nice man, and man, you just feel

(08:34):
for them. So like, you're not supposed to you hear
that all the time house, You're not supposed to outlive
your kids, and and so I mean it's but it's over, yeah,
and Greg will be back on Monday.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well you learned something very important. You have been doing
the completely wrong father gory impression.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh no, and of course because he's Russian, right right,
and so like he'll Greg, yeah, bring me the look.
But he's got a New York accent. Yeah, yeah, because
he lived there for like twenty years. Greg was born
in Queens, right, didn't live there very long, and then
he ended up moving west for his job to Marin County, California,
where Greg was raised and they've been in his house

(09:13):
since Greg was thirteen years old. That's where the reception
was after the after the funeral, and it was nice.
It was it was nice. There was a lot of
a lot of a lot of drinking. A lot of drinking, yeah,
a lot of drinking. But we're looking forward to having
Greg back. Greg is going to be back. I think
he's making his way back either today or tomorrow. But
he is ready to get out of there.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
We're ready to have him back.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, to nip rip, slip and drip and all the
other inappropriate things that we joke about on and off
the air, and you know, he's looking forward to getting
back to that that normalacy. What's the word normal?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Normal?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Normal, that's normal for around here. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Normal, memorious, Maria, I like it, norm Marinus normal.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah. Anyway, so that's that exciting news. We announced the
Woody Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure this morning,
So that's back. It's happening Monday, April twenty First, and again,
what was so cool about this? I mean, there's a
lot of stations and a lot of times that we've
given away you know, passes to theme parks or whatever. First,

(10:19):
it's Disney. People have just a whole different, you know,
vibe when it comes to to Disney. Next level, right,
But Disney gives us one of their parks. They close
it to the public and it's only open for wood
Show listeners who have won their way in. So you
can't you can't even buy these tickets. You got to

(10:39):
win your way in the park is closed experience. So
it's a private party at a Disney park.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Insane.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, but anyway, you pull this up. They asked, and
I couldn't especially this show, right, You would think it
would be like the Soccer Mom Station or the light Rocks. Yeah,
but we actually go to the parks. Yeah, but we
are especially medicine, Yeah, Sammy, we actually yeah, yeah, immerse ourselves. Yeah.

(11:08):
And they know that we're not hiding anything from them.
They know who we are. Yeah, they know what we do,
and it's a love love relationship. They love us, we
love them. And so they just came to us one year,
a handful of years ago and they said, hey, we'd
like to give you one of the parks. Is that
something you'd be interested in to go? Are you saying?
Of course it is. I would love to do that.
And so yeah, So it's Monday April, excuse me, Monday

(11:31):
April twenty. First, they are closing Disney's California Adventure Park
for us. Incredible, and the public gets the hell out
and then it's just Woody Show listeners who are allowed in.
And there's plenty of chances for you to win your
way there, and it starts today. In fact, right now,
you can go to our website. If you go to
the woodieshow dot com, you can sign up to win

(11:51):
right there. Now, if you're outside of southern California, you can.
It concludes like a trip, so round trip bear Fair. Yeah,
so if you're one of our winners, round of bear
Fair Hotel, take us to the park and of course
the takeover itself. So sign up right now. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com. And I will say this
because I'm supposed to, but I'm not doing this every

(12:12):
time like they want me to to enter and get rules.
Visit the woodieshow dot com furnished by Disney Destinations LLC's
week Now you know. Yeah, so dumb, that's a dumb part.
But anyway, so sign up right now. The woodieshow dot
com excited for Monday, April twenty first Woody Show after
hours takeover is back. Yep, we didn't get to do
it last year. We've got some fail stories coming up

(12:33):
next and then we'll do the duyq later on this hour.
That'll be your chance to win a prize. And uh yeah,
phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody Show. Yep,
that's right, it's Friday. You're heard right. Yeah, try to
get into the weekend as quickly as we can. You

(12:54):
can sign up to win your way into the Woodies
show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com right now and get
signed up. Be there as we take off. Have you
ever been to a private party at Disney before? Incredible
unless you've been at one of our other takeovers, right exactly.
All the answer is no, you haven't, and they're fun.

(13:17):
It's super cool. Yeah, run around the park just getting nuts.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
We have the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven And it's time for your Friday fail stories.

(14:12):
All right, ladies and.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your Friday
fail story.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
All the people fact they have the perfect plan, the
plan that can never go wrong. But somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big stinket, mega uber ultra menace. You were so off.

(14:46):
I always blame me, I know, because I ducked the
mic just to see who it is. Sometimes I'll play
with it like I'll go, huh, I wonder who that is,
and I'll start, you know, and then of course you know,
I'm just it's fine, man, it's it's fine. I'm just
I'm just.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Checking, I mean, fail experience, Like, you know, left it alone,
it would be good.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
What does that mean? I expect if you didn't pay attention,
ye'd notice. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, it's not that it wouldn't happen, it's that you
would notice.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Right here we go. Next one here is from Louisiana
where these two morons they were caught attempting to smuggle
two hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband into a federal
prison using a cannon. Oh my gosh. So they had
planned to shoot one hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth
of tobacco and about ninety grand worth of meth over
the wall and into the prison grounds. Nice, that's what

(15:37):
like fifty pounds of tobacco. According to the report, the
cannon had a range of over three hundred and fifty feet.
But how do they expect that nobody in or around
the prison would notice a cannon going off? I mean,
not exactly discreet. Also, that's a lot of stuff, one
hundred and twelve thousand dollars worth of tobacco. Damn.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, Well, they always screw us on those numbers, because
they'll say, like, well, if you sold each one individually at.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Street park or prison press, that's true. But still that's true.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
It's like a thousand packs of ramen.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Prison but prices. Both men arrested now are residents of
the same prison that they were trying to shoot the
contraban into. One of them won't be there long though,
because he's in the country illegally and they are deporting
his ass. Question about that, like if you put a crime,
or shouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
You know, fill your whole sentence out, serve your whole
sentence before we send you home.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, usually that's how it goes, That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yeah, Or do they ship you right to your home
prison because you're home prison if you're away prison.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
The Tory Lanez trial, like you know, like everybody else
was right. They he has to do the time and
then immediately after he's done, then he gets deported.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I think maybe they send them to Guantanamo. Maybe he's
one of the guys who will go to Guantanamo. Here's
one from Brazil over this dude named Jose Prigo da Silvia.
He was up for reelection. He was running for mayor,
and he figured that he needed an edge in the election,
so he decided to buy an eight K forty, hire
a pair of hitmen, stage of fake assassination. Okay, okay,

(17:04):
that's the plan. Sure, he thought this would generate enough
sympathy to win a second term. And then on the
eve of the election, the armored vehicle that he was
in came under fire. The goons that he had hired
were shooting at the car with the gun that he
bought and gave them. He was hitting the shoulder, rushed
to the hospital. Of the plan was going great. Even
his political enemies were denouncing the attack. He was sure

(17:24):
to win, Yes, except he didn't. And not only did
he not win, he lost any landslide. And then the
lid was blown off his grand plan when the investigator
started digging into what happened. And so now he's mega screwed.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Effort.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Should have hired another group of assassiness to take those assassines.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And this is my favorite story of the week. It's
his fifty five year old broad who was on vacation.
She was snorkeling in Turks and Caicos and while she
was in the water, she saw a shark, so she
got out of the water and stayed the hell away
from it. Oh wait, she tried to take a selfie
with the shark.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Oh ida, what a cool picture?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Sure, Now, the good news is that everything was fine.
She was able to enjoy the rest of her vaca.
Oh wait, the shark attacks her. The husband tried jumping
in the water to scare the shark off, but it
was too late. She did survive, but she lost a
hand on the one arm, and then the other arm
had to be amputated halfway up her forearm. Oh no,
what an idiot, sailed.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Like, the shark thinks your food. You know you're not
your friend.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, let me get a selfie with this shark. Oh
my god, And no more hand jobs for the Husband's right,
that's kind of good. Eight seven seven four? What is
the phone number? Those are always terrible. Yeah, when you're
a teenager, they're pretty cool. Now when you're fifty five,
that's what I'm saying, Like as an adult.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
They're always terrible.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh oh, I mean.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's the old thing is, you know, no one knows you,
you like you, blah blah blah. But it's always Yeah,
with a woman, it's always dry and chafy.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, that's so true.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
It doesn't have to be it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Have to be right, but you tend to be. Yeah, Okay, yeah,
because if if you're gonna prep for a handy, yeah,
why wouldn't you just go through with you know, something else?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay, I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It can't be part of the whole experience, but it
goes back to a guy won't deny it, but he
won't deny it, but he's not.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
On a pinch.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Dude, these days, I would deny it. You would if
that's all she was offering.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Now if once she came with like her own like
lotion or lubrication, well they're okay, we've we've had that.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Because this came up and the guys said, well, the
professional you know jackshack ladies, they're really good at it,
the guys in the military or whatever, and like yeah,
because they have no no, because they have a full
cop first off, they've done it a billion times and
they have a full accessories to make sure it can
goes smoothly. Sure, but the average like an ambiance. We're
back in the back of maneuver. Let me no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Nothing here nothing I can wait. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody's the number. We're gonna play our dumb ass contest,
the Duyq that's going up next. If you'd like to play,
call us now show in our dumb ass contest here
on this Friday morning. As you know is the duy
Q calones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding,

(20:26):
it's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Won't you explain
the way the game works to everybody? Please see bass
I hit.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
These screets and find someone who's nice in drunk and
ask them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions that of
course you listening. You all know the answer what The
game is played by guessing whether the drunk person knows
the answer is. You can guess correctly whether they know
it two times at a three, you win, all.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Going to Jamie
here online number two. Good morning, Jamie, Hey, good morning, hey,
good morning. All right, So you're ready to play duy
Q questions. We'll get to the ones that actually count
towards something here just a moment, but we're gonna meet
the drunk first. Get a little clip here to get
a better idea. Just how with it or not with it?
They are before we get to those questions that count,

(21:09):
And who is this person? Sea best? This is a
guy man?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
And uh then he goes byreezy reason and I found
him out on the streets. He's gonna tell us why
he's there, not inside as well as some life philosophy.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, here is reasy. What have you had to drink tonight?
Back tequila? You know what's crazy? What's crazy? The only
thing I do is weed alcohol up. I don't do
nothing now. Look, I'm charged up up, I'm all to
be turned up. I am charmed up. Yeah, I'm saying
what the secured is?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Security threw me down. I say you know what you
might look. I say, live your life, man, and if
you got kids, take care of them.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm out even write that up. You never believe I'm good.
Get it up, Get your money, man, get your money,
so take care her family. It sounds a good message
to me. Sweep it for no security? Yeah, yeah, shocking
all right, So, uh, Jamie, that's what we're dealing with here.

(22:10):
You have to guess whether he's going to know the
answers to these questions right or wrong? Uh, and then
if you get two out of three right, you were
going to be the winner. Let's see, we have question
number one here on the duy Q. Myopia is a
problem with what part of your body? Do I know
that you do? It may have affected you at one

(22:31):
point in your life? What's the hold on? Myopia is
a problem with what part of your body? Good Lord?
I don't. I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I wouldn't say this is a common thing that anybody
would know.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I just think that you know it.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
I mean this is I don't think this is like,
come on, this is a gimme.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah. I feel like I I've heard the word. I
just don't know what that would be if you heard
it in conversation. Perhaps in the rhetorical context, you could
then make an inference. Hmmm, right, okay, yep, yeah, right,
all right, Gina grad triple no, triple no, babe. Uh,

(23:09):
I'll say triple no as well. Definitely no on Reasy
Menace and Sammy, do you think that Rezy is gonna
get it? No? No way, no, all right, we're all
saying no on Reezy, Jamie, what do you say?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I'm saying no across the board for everybody.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right, smart question number one d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Myopia is a problem with what part of your body
menace skin, skin, sammy teeth, teeth, I mean no, what
is it? Well, if someone is my opic, but perhaps
you might have heard that meaning the opic Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
The.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Technically it means near sided.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right, so the other So you might not talk about
just the eyes.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You might say like, oh, you're being myopic about a
certain situation or a subject, like you're not seeing the
ors for the tree, right.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, huge retort. We're talking about office jargon, the optics.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
This is why Woody, you should learn Latin, because then
you would know to break down words, the root words or.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I just say it and thinking about how much better
and thinking about how much better I'd be at the
d uy q exactly. Yeah, all right, So we all
guessed that Reezi wouldn't get it, as did Jamie our
contested here on the phone. Question number one, myopia is
a problem with what part of your body? Get up?
You know why I said it case come from well,

(24:34):
kise come from myopia, by the way, that's not where
the kids come from. The kids come from your nuts
aroundabout way, all right, great news, Jamie, you're on the board.
You got a point. He has been treated for my opia.
He's been treated for myopia the doctor. One point for Jamie.

(24:56):
Question number two here on the d u y Q,
Moby Dick was the Great White What oh come on?
Okay that I know? Uh say no for Reazy? Sticking
with that. Uh yes for Sammy, Yes for Menace.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Okay, because he called me out for it last time.
Now I feel extra bad, But just say no to
mess yes to say no?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Too easy? No easy? All right? Sammy and Menace? What
do you think about Reese? No? No, all right? Jamie?
What do you say yes or no to question number two?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, as much as he likes talking about his own
I want to say yes to this, but I'm gonna
have to stick with no.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
No. All right. Well, if you get this one right,
you're gonna end up being the winner of the d
y Q. But we're gonna see what Menace and Sammy
have to say. First question number two, Tobie Dick was
the Great White What Sammy? Wha menace? Wha job? Yeah?
All right? So I mean who doesn't know that? Next
to Shamou said famous? Yeah, the two most famous Willie.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Yeah, yeah, I guess he's slippers a.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Dolphin even I know that. And that's to Humphrey. There
wasn't the ship because the ship is famously named, uh
the Dickens in what is the ship? The Pea Quad?
The Pea Quad? From Captain A have you know Captain
all right? Question number two d u i Q And

(26:25):
Jamie said that uh razy here would not get the
question right, so that would be a win on the
d u i Q if.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
He Moby Dick was the great white what mobi only
moment I know it from mom from what what's that movie?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Look with the aisles? Always the movie? And he had
that yellow soap?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
No that what was his name?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
The Morgan's Fisherman? No, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I didn't just pronounce yes, what is not the Morgan's Fisherman?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Is that what he was talking about? I know what
I think you're talking. I had a totally different answer.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's not Morton's Moby Dick.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
And yellows like, is he talking about Dick Tracy.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Talking about the Gordon Fisherman? What's wrong with his eye?
He's I pads it's like an old time he like, see,
I don't think he's I thought he was talking about
long John Silver. I mean, I'll give him credit for
being in the nautical realm.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, Jamie, congratulations, you are the winner on the Do
you like you? Big win going on the weekend? And hey,
thank you so much for listening to the Woody Show.
Appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Just there.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Ism has no eye patch.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
He doesn't. There's an older Gortons. I'm not seeing old version.
Maybe that there's a head one.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
There's no eye patch.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
They cleaned him up, made him sexy over the years.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
He looks kind of like the most interesting man.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, he's more like a Zaddy now, yeah, exactly. The
Gordon's Fisherman has had Zaddi energy. The same thing with
the brawny go like they've the mascots. I know, sexual.
I won't mind rugged, I will Jamie did not need
the third question, but we do have a third question
here in the d uy Q.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
How many lives is a cat supposedly have? Oh god, okay,
I'm always menace and Sammy, yes, no way, four year olds.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Look, look, it's going to be a windy answer.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
We know that he's going to give you a Baker's dozen.
He's gonna all right, so no one, reasy, let's have
some fun. Let's say triple yes, let's get nuts. Yeah,
let's get Yeah, the game already been one. Who look,
look you say, no, Sammy, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
All right? Question number three d u y Q. How
many lives is a cat supposedly have? Menace?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Almost eight nine nine nine is correct? He almost faked
himself out. Yeah, all right, here's here's reasy. How many
lives does a cat supposedly have? Seven?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You have a cat?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, I have a dore I love good. Okay, Well
he's that's so crazy. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Thought you have a pomeranium, no doubt. It's one of
the things too that I found this numerous time talking
to folks in the street drunk at two am. As
they always talk about, like, oh, I love my kids.
When the last time in your life were you out
of the bar at two am? As a parent of
howe many woody?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Or I mean you go out probably recently I'm taking,
like on a night out without the kids, like you
might as well take full advantage of it, I suppose, right,
And then you know, but are.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You by yourself, by yourself the club by security. No,
don't go to the club, but I mean it's been
known to happen, I guess, especially if you're out of town.
Maybe and even if there was an emergency, like what
could you do?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're not you know. Yeah, Well, anyway, congratulations to Jamie
and nice round Menace and Sam. Ain't you okay? They
place for the first one they missed, Yeah, babes. Yeah,
the first one they missed, But the next two, yeah,
nail and those were super easy. Allegedly, we're gonna take
we're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodies

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show for you next hang on.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
And then I went to the bathroom and I came by.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
And the planet totally changed, totally different experience. Oh no, no,
we're looking at Woody show right now. We'll be right now.
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