January 28, 2025 • 43 mins
Sebas Moving Auction Day 2, Morgan's Dare For Dollars & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, well it's time for Morgan's dare for dollars. Yeah,
we got your suggestions. We narrowed it all down, and
now it's time for her to do the actual challenge,
the lego coal walk.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Any parent knows how.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Much that sucks stepping on a lego. Now, somebody didn't
make a point on the on the text, Morgan, it's
it's worse when you're not expecting it. Like if you're
just walking across the carpet and all of a sudden boom, Yeah,
you step on a random lego.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That that that blows now to you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Kind of like help create that effect, we've brought in
a blindfold, so you're gonna have the blindfold on, so
we're gonna be able to see where you're going, and
you're gonna have to get from that end. We've set
up a you know, like you would see like a firewalk,
a coal walk. Yeah, okay, so it's from one end
to the other. About how many feet we just that
is Greg eight feet seven feet about seven or eight feet. Now,
(00:53):
Greg is gonna be drawing out instructures, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It'll say like take a drop, take one step forward,
take one step back, one step to the right, one
step to the left, and then you have to make
it to the end. Okay, but you have to stand
still until you get the next instruction. Now, a step
forward because you're a tall lady. Yeah, big step.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So like you can't put your foot any further out
than where your toes end on the other on the
other foot, you're on the catwalk. Yeah, exactly, Like you're
like you're walking a straight line like a or you
pay that before right, No, actually.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, a roadside test. You've never done that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, I would love to. Yeah, okay, all right, So
this is Morgan's dare four dollars and uh, Greg has
it again. Greg has the cup, and so he's going
to have the instructions. So go ahead and put that
blindfold on. Just make sure you keep that microphone right
in front of your face to her, but you can
hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
If she makes it to the other end, which I'm
sure she's gonna do. Uh, but she'll get to spin
that wheel, we'll find out how much this there for
dollars will be worth up to one thousand dollars. Let's
go toward her nose job Okay, so feet are out barefoot.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, they're kind.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Of sweaty already though.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Blistery, yeah, you seem blister Okay, first order of business.
Two steps forward and one step to the left.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here I go okay, oh out, ye yep if
that counts to Oh god, Oh, I can't even balance okay.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, Now you got to take one step back?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
One step back, dam Greg, Oh god, they're stuck to
the bottom of my.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Feet at.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, and one step to the left.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
To the left.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can we go faster?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh god?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh, trying to balance on it's not helping.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Where where's the sharp part like in the middle of
like so like like in an arch or something.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, in my art, I really have we popped a
blister yet? I can't see you? Have we not yet?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Take two steps forward?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay? Ah, I'm so scared. I'm gonna cuss. I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Okay, Oh you lucked out with this one? Three steps forward?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Good?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Drop a Can I use the wall? I can't even balance.
Oh my god, I'm taking them with me too. They're
stuck to the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh, she can't have balance.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, how far would you say, greg, she is from
the from the end right now.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's about a foot and a half a foot almost,
I can I ask our cameraman to get some low
shots of her feet actually hitting thee.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, get the onions in there.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, this is bad news. Oh God, two steps.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Back, kay, Gina? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Two steps back?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Six seven? God damn okay?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh okay, giant plus Jesus did about that. But you
know what you've You've made some really good progress. Yeah.
Well you did keep going backwards, I know, but like
just in general, you've you've gotten halfway, You've gotten further
ahead than I thought you would by this point. There's
a lego in between my toes. Right now.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
They tell her she can use a lifeline, and all
that means is she has to do it on her knees.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Why why you trying to ur It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Okay, And now you're taking two steps forward again?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yes, one.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Something popped.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She almost okay, she fell into the walls, got one
in the blister. I think we're good. So she gus
fall over. Are allowing her to get back on her feet,
of course, but I think if you fall over, you
got to take at least one step. Okay, I won't.
Somebody said you sound like Phoebe from Friends. Your reactions
sound very phoebeous, now, Greg, yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Little bit, I kind of.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, if you could give us an oh no, that
would be great.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh no, what do you mean? Oh no, friends? Okay,
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
My gosh, it's you hear it on the show all
the time. Yeah, no, no, oh that okay.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now take one step to the right.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Okay, right, a pleasant behind tree, okay, okay, like a
palm in the wind.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
She was look at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Of my backwards.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Oh my god, she literally has them all over them.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
They're stuck at the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Now you don't have a whole lot of room to
your right, but you have to take one step to
the right again.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, now, how yes, on a scale of one to ten, like,
what would you what would you rate the when you
say al, like, what are you writing the pain? I
mean scale, it's probably six six.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Okay, majorly uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
But I get how if you're not expecting it, it would
hurt way more. I've had a data prepare mentally, all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now take one step forward and one step to the left.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay forward.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh oh, sometimes they get in weird spots. Ah okay,
oh this is nice, this feels good.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
All right, my god, you're literally about two inches from
the goal.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Five steps backwards.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now it's one step back and one to the right
and one to the right.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
One so close.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Almost all right there?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
All right, Morgan's dare for dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You guys voted for it. This is it out. This
is the lego coal walk. She's walking across a bed
of loose legos. She has to get to the other
end in order to spin that wheel. Yeah, okay, to
the right.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, you're there, and now you're going one step back.
You give one step to the left.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Printed out these little pieces of paper back. Oh sammy,
she designed it this way. Oh god, that's the worst.
It's hurt so like Sammy was giving her Oh Sammy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
All right, okay, now man can be the bearer of
this news.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh this says two steps back?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Oh god, you are so closed.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How long do we have for this segment? All right,
one step back.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's until you get to the end.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh she almost fell.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Thank god, there's all here. Oh my god, I'm definitely
breaking them.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, now you're good.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
How the blisters?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't, I mean, I think we're good. How's the
back of my ankle?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
They're full of legos?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You can now take one step forward and one step
to the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Left, okay, Greg?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Forward?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, not bad?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not bad?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Left? Oh okay? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh god, okay, and now this is three steps or yes.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You think I think if.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
My feet are big enough to almost there?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She did it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sometimes she did it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yay, you clear the Wow, there's only two stuck to
the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You do, thank you, you did a congratulations she survived
the lego coal walk. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Show show show, Greg.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
At the bottom of your foot, I put up on
the counter something so we can see, Like, how's how's
it looks, greg O.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yah's some battle scar.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's mega red. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Now if I was in defeat, I'd be under those
feets and painted nails and very soft.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You like the color?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah? They look good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, Morgan, congratulations, you made it to the end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You did what you said you were going to do.
Your dare for dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And some time, and so much loved it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So what we're gonna we'll take the break.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We'll come back, and then you can spin the wheel
to find out how much this is going to be worth. Okay,
I have time to wake the wheel down ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, all right, more what he shows next?
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right back.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here
and you far do it out loud Woody show.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, we'll have the video by the way from
Morgan's dare for dollars. We have yet to spend the
wheel that's coming up next. We'll find out how much
how much that's gonna be worth. You said you have
eight hundred bucks right in your account. Yes, okay, so
you started her savings account for the nose job for
the last thing that she did.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Oh that's smart.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, so she socked that away.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, smart. You to at least eight ten thousand, right.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay, well you know you're one tenth of the way there.
If it's ten thousand, you know I bound that. So
that's good. I'm sure I could probably find you a
deal too, if you want something like real bargain basement.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We can find you something really good. Yeah, we'll get
you a Christmas nose job.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, Hey, Morgan, why I got you? And then and
Sammy and Gina want your opinion on this. Also, I
want to see what Bort's gonna have to say about
this too. So when it comes to hobbies, that's my
next to what we're having for dinner tonight. It's my
least favorite question, right, least attractive hobbies that a guy
can have. They talk to a bunch of women about this,
(10:17):
want to see if the ladies here in the room agree.
So the least attractive hobbies to women. Comic books number one.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I don't think there's anything wrong with comic books, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What about cosplay because that's number two?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
One nounds weird and you wear costumes and call people
like malais.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it shows creativity, thank you.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
I see people doing it at the park and I'm
not down.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You don't cosplay, do you know? Okay, I have friends
that do. I'm sure you want to collecting figurines? Man,
that's interesting. That's a shot right to Bort's art. That's
like half my life.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, it's just a lot of stuff, clutter, a lot of.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, toys, not.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Interesting, not attractive, not attractive. No, I know, okay, thankfully,
I don't care about your guys opinions, magic tricks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I like magic.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I need to just not just not magic.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The gathering apparently exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
If I could chime in on that, that is awesome.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Magic rules to learn it and I like a little
brain teaser.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What about anime? That's the next one.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No, it's fine. It's really popular right now.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, I mean I voice a lot of it, but
I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like anime seems super dorky. Like there's there's the comic
books and things like that, but then the anime is
even dorkier. But am I wrong on that board? It's
it's like on the dorky scale. Isn't that more dorky
you think? I would say it's probably yeah, more dorky
than not. Yeah, okay, Drinking it's a hobby if.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
You considered a hobby weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It's on here as a hobby.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm just going down the.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
List to beeries and stuff like that, beerieses, gambling No.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
No, no, not gambling away my savings on a hobby.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And then Model Trains is on here.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I don't hate that.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't hate it either.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're gay. All the dudes that I know that are
waiting the trains.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, guys, model trains and gambling. You're so cool. My god,
I would put that on the old tracks. Okay, an
old gay man old.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes, I'm so glad. I'm not being got fun with
every no you show. And you know it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I walked in this morning, Morgan, and I apologize to
you because I saw a text that you sent me yesterday.
I was wondering if you got my sex I did.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I meant to reply back to you.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm sorry, okay, sensitive.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This This is the This is the text I got
from Marie yesterday says, can we put my feet behind
a paywall? Blur them for YouTube? Mena said he can
set it up.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh yeah, I said, this is not my call because
she wants to maximize this situation to you know, get
closer to her goal of getting a nose job, and
she likes, you know, to have the feet in full
display on only fans for all the foot freaks out there,
so she can mind.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh wait a minute, what if? Because I think I think, yes,
like we can do something with that. Because we've been
saying like why not, why wouldn't you? Greg said why
why wouldn't have you put your money on the tap?
You have the only fans account, right, you still have it? Like,
why wouldn't you have put pictures of your feet already
(13:48):
on OnlyFans because you already got the account.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
But I use this sin doing something like legos that's
going to get people.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And she says, I'll only take twenty percent, Like what
what are we going to do?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The mom that was trying to be incentive for you
guys do it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, I don't want your money.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'll try to give you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Does we try to give you money?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
No, it has nothing to do with me. You should
do it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Did we get was there like a foot cam? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't know. Samy was in the the angle of
the feets?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Yeah, I mean I definitely zoomed in on her feet
a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, they like towards the end, I got some really
clean footshots.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, so okay, So like, yes, I think what you
do to maximize it? I think you put like actual
feet picks and maybe we can do like some creative ones.
You know, it's not just yeah, we can put a
mic in like little shots. Yeah, we can get like
little sets yeah, I mean like like feet on a farm,
you know, like feet on the street.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Feet in the big city.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I can have the foot model to my resume, right, yeah,
and then you put you can put that stuff, and
then of course we'll promote it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, and then we can just see how how it goes, Okay,
I mean it could be interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I like that put right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But then and then the other thing is we'll take
I mean, yeah, we'll have the video and sure, but
we could also add to that gallery or collection for
your only fans feet page, some of the stuff from.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
The Lego coal walk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's a good idea, is that I mean, is that
a good idea?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's a great idea. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I mean I guess we would save the the really
clean up close shots that I got for your only fans. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Or we could do other stuff too, like what what
other like foot shots should uh Morgan put on her
only fans to raise money for your nose job? Like
do we drizzle like chocolate sauce on them? Yeah? Like
do we pour chili over them?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is that appetizing?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
But like little mini pickles between your or like tar.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And feather them you? Yeah, here's the thing. We're not
foot freaks, allegedly, so if people like would text in
that are into that, they would probably have better ideas.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like maybe it's like one new thing a week until
you get to your nose job goal, like a new
every week, or a new thing it could.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Be whatever, it could be.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Step on a cinnamon roll and all the icing oz toes.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, wow, we're helping her get a those job here.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Menace. No, I agree, but I'm just saying, we don't
know what these people are into, so.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm sure we'll get some suggestions hot in the foot world.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Stepping on potato chips or something.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Honestly, I think anything. Yes, interactive, would you be willing
to bring in one of your your guinea pigs and
let the guinea pig crawl over her feet because people
like animals?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, and they are adorable.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah. He came to say he doesn't want to explode.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sorry, I'm stealing Gregs Mike because I'm in the other
studio right now.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Studio.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh okay, No, you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Why she might step on it, It would step on her.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Why no, no, no, it's not stepping on it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, No, in that studio.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Hold on, guys, nobody cares menace, all right, So her
feet would just be like they're just standing on the ground,
and then the guinea pig just gets this crawl o
from like little mountains like scurry. And I'll give you
twenty to donate to guinea pig. You know, you love that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They're not doing anything to them. They're just like crawling
over them. Don't they crawl on you? Guys.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I don't want to freaks looking at my guinea pigs
and imagining weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Fine, I'll buy one of pet smart they can crawl
over her feet and then we'll just bring it to
the shelter. Don't take care of it afterwards. Okay, okay,
all right, so look there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That's right, we're officially doing this. Then I suggest she
gives out her you're out.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well, well, let's get it together first, okay, instead of
like you know, ready fire aim, Let's okay, let's get
it all together and have let's be professionals.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Here, maybe like bugs crawling over here.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Or like a tarantula, and we get to film it here.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Greg, Yeah, alright, alright, I mean I think you can
get to your goal pretty quickly, honestly, and and maybe
especially if we get our friend John Jay, remember the
radio guy that.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Called infinitely have.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
A bunch of ideas.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'm saying, but like he can maybe like he can
post like something on his account because he's got a
ton of people. He's got a couple hundred thousand people's yeah,
just to help you get to your nose job goal.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
He's big in the fu community of the genre's incredible,
all right, gonna be huge, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So let's figure out how much the lego coal walk.
Let's go back to the thing at hand. Now you
have the wheel behind you. It's anywhere from I think
twenty five bucks all the way up to one thousand dollars.
And there's one that says wild card. What do we
I get to choose the amount there? I think I
think the wild card was a spin again? Okay, I
think yeah, because the numbers that are on there we
(18:47):
use for something else, right, and then we just applied
it to what we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So we'll make that like a spin again.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Okay, all right? Or ten thousand okay, right, yeah, yeah,
or ten you know, this comes out of my pocket yeah, okay, okay,
all right, here we go. All right, she did Lego
call Walk, spending that thing make money?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's spending around and it's slowing down.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
It just slided on one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It looked like such a week.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, it kind of did well.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, thousand dollars, bring them out again. We could do
this every hour. It shows over. Oh my damn, wow,
what a day.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What it's time to be alive?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Shop Well, one thousand dollars for the Lego call Walk. Congratulations, Morgan,
fast days ever.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, like thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That people are like driving the work Like God, I
don't know what you do for a living, but are
you making a thousand dollars today plus whatever the stupid
company's paying? Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, I are you making ony ten dollars?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Study?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Your feet.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I'm not to get kicked in the nuts.
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doing an uncensored version because Sea Bass and Morgan went
to the AVIN Awards, the Adult Video News that's the
porn Awards, the Oscars of Pornography. That can you know,
(21:02):
you can't use the term of oscar no, but I
say it's you know, it's oh, it's the Cadillac of whatever.
It's yeah, yeah, it's the Cadillac of golf guards and
what you know, they always say that the Oscars porn, right,
So it's the Oscars of porn. It's the highest award
that you can win in the industry. And so they
were there and as Seabast does every year, he talks
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to the performers about, you know, everybody's got a bad
day on the job, so like, what was your worst
day on the job. That's your job, and theyah and
they and they share those stories like, for example, did
you see the story of the American Airlines employee at
the airport in Charlotte got hit and killed on the tarmac.
But it's a bad day, Yeah, just just working on
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the ramp, got hit by a ramp vehicle.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's probably worse than a porn thing.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, and so the medics were on it quick, but
they had already died. So see, it can always be worse.
You think your day at work sucks, like you have
something like that, or yes, you're having sex for a living,
But what if something like that, what happens to one
of these fine ladies happened to you?
Speaker 10 (22:02):
There's no m vehicles there, Thank god.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You're gonna hit You're gonna get hit with something large.
You may end up with like a head injury. Yeah,
something he's getting paled. Throw your back at throw your
back now. I know Morgan did have a bone to
pick with Sea Bass. Oh what's that over this? Over
this trip?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, I'm trying to put him in the hot seat, honestly, yeah,
because you know, and apparently this was Sea Bass's idea
for me to join a van expo this year.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And in the meeting before.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
We went, I was like, hey, can I get some
kind of itinerary, what's the plan? You want to do
things together alone? Blah blah, No answer from sea bass.
And then we get there and I'm just like refreshing
my email, checking my phone the whole time.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Don't hear from him the whole time.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hold on, well's let's stop stup real quick.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And then.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
But we've already we've already misstated some things. You guys
were in that meeting. I said, yeah, let's meet up
at four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, great, And then did I hear from you at
four o'clock of where to meet you?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Nope, No, you could have hit me up, so, hey,
where do you want to meet?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Sounds like she tried.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, I didn't because I know he doesn't want to
be bothered by people. And also if you said you know, then.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
How could you get an answer to a question?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Thank you, Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Well, he was supposed to let me know. Also, because
weren't you supposed to be like the like the Yoda
of the situation, like you do this all the time.
This is really your event. We're bringing her out for
the first time. You're supposed to be there to show
her the ropes and stuff like that, which ropes have
a whole different meaning.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
At the yeah, let's meet up at four o'clock. I
was there at the hotel at four, ready to go,
and I was just and I guess because she didn't
contact me saying that she was ready to go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I assumed, Oh, she must have figured things out herself.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
But you didn't text.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay, like are we meeting?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It's for no, because I figured I don't want to
step on her feet branch.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
She did Morgan, I will say hearing this, uh, this detail,
it's it's on the both of you, like should have
read out. You should have reached out to him one
of you, like I know, like on a weekend or whatever.
He doesn't want to be bothered. But you are there
for some kind of function. Okay, but backtrack.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You know you're saying that you were in the meeting
you said, oh, we'll meet up four.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
When did you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Say that in front of it?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Did everyone else hear that?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I don't recall hearing at four o'clock time.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, I remember him saying, oh, I'll email you.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
But this is on both of you, yeah, each other.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I don't care that.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
Well, here's the thing is that I don't need to.
I don't need her like I was there. Oh, if
she needs me, I'll be there at four ready to go.
So I assume she doesn't because it's not a mystery.
You're not, you know, going through the dark caves of
nim or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's like they have a.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Place where you go register and pick up your badge
and then you go inside the expoe and you talk
to people like it's not the hardest thing.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Dumb on both you guys in contact each other. It
didn't matter to me, Yeah, exactly, I think there's fault
on both sides. No fault here.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
But like what he said, it didn't occur to you
as somebody who's done this a million times. To make
sure that Morgan had what she needed and she knew
what to do, I figured if.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She didn't, because this is not a hard thing to do.
This is that they have a well set up.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
But if you've never done it before, it didn't occur
to you to say, do you have any questions?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Do you know where to go?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Do you know what you're doing? To kind of to
mentor the situation.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
He doesn't have that kind of capavillay.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, that's he's the one who suggested her going with
him to begin with.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
And I figured, if she had, again, this is they
they've got a process for this. You'd have to not
know how to read and write to not follow it.
And I figured, if she this is very telling. But
if she had, if she said, oh, hey, I can't
get if she had a problem, let's say, oh, they
don't have my name on file, right, can you.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Help me with so and soca.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Then if she had reached of course I would have
helped her. But I figured, oh, let's just chalk it
up to fall on both sides.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Of the communication. Don't be reluctant to text each other.
Big deal, exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
See anyway, so we'll have a little bit of the
worst day on the job audio, the censored part. Then
we'll have the uncensored continuation, and a couple of the
other ones that you won't hear on the air, like
on over the air, I'm very excited today. And then
it'll just be exclusively on the podcast and you'll be
able to hear that. And then later on in the week,
(26:00):
Morgan was doing a round of Bush or Bear. Oh,
so that's where she asked the different questions, and the
last question is you know, what about their their hairstyle
down below.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
And for folks who don't know, like, wouldn't it be obvious,
couldn't you just look? No, No, they do. They do
dress code checks because it is a it's still you know,
it's a casino, it's Las Vegas care.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But also they're not all like hardwood floors like because
there are like a whole thing, like you know, scary
and hairy.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Volume four. We hear, we hear them in the we
hear them.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
A girl I know who's in the industry and hooked
up with me said some of my guys just like
it when I have hair down there.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, some of my guys. Are you interested in them?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Right? So yeah, we'll get to that here.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Coming up a little bit in the art now, Greg
was kind of sharing a little bits and pieces. We
don't have the full story yet.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, it's a speaking of whoes, by the way, complicated
story about let's call her a whore.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I was.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I was going to leave names out, but it is
totally public record. It's not a brand new thing. But
I have a friend I'll only use for his name
is Ron. He used to be the number one talk
show host in the city. I grew up in San Francisco.
Big deal. I found out he moved recently, so I
texted him and said, Hey, I didn't know you moved
(27:12):
days go by. Haven't heard back from him yet. So
I told another friend, a mutual friend of Ron, said Hey,
I texted Ron. Haven't heard back from him. And the
response was, Oh, he's probably busy disowning his daughter. What
what does that mean? Oh, you haven't heard about his
daughter and what has going on. She's in the news
and is in the court system. So it turns out
(27:34):
the daughter again first name is only Laura met this
guy from the TV show The Bachelor, Clayton at card.
I believe his name is. I've never watched him. I've
never watched it either, but apparently he is, so it's Echard.
They met and apparently either went on a date or
dated for a little while. Yeah, that's the guy, Gina.
(27:56):
Then she claims, Hey, Clayton, I'm pregnant with twins and
I want money from you, and he said, I don't
think that's possible. We only did mouth parties, right, So
she takes him to court and the court requires her
to furnish proof of being pregnant. So she gives over
(28:18):
medical documents, says yep, I'm pregnant, and she's saying I
want money, I want money. She isney, I want money.
That's the rub. She's not pregnant. She falsified medical records,
lied about the whole thing. That was months and months
and months of back and forth and what Clayton claims
is harassment, right and saying that this was just a
(28:41):
big fraud case.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
It's harassment.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
She falsified records, she plagar, not plagiarize. What is it
called when you lie in the stand? Committed perjury. So
now she's facing legal problems because of that, because those
are crimes. And it turns out Clayton's not the first guy.
She's done this too. Did she do it to another guy? No,
(29:06):
she did it apparently to another.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Three guys, to the point where they made.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
This community called victims of her name, And now she's
facing charges in this new city that she lives in.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Why are you should why are you disguising names if
it's a public case.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, I just didn't want to say, Laura Owens. Isn't
that I victims? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It is the kind of stuff that Gina loves to
read about it.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
It's so layered and complicated. But apparently like she went
back to the court and thought she could exonerate herself
by saying, I'm no longer pregnant. That's what she said,
and the judge said, well, it's not that easy. You
can't just say you're no longer pregnant. You gave us
medical records that were falsified allegedly in a court.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
In a court doesn't sound very allegedly.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
And then when this story came out, I guess it's
because he was on the Bachelor that became more high profile.
Of course, other guys came forward and said, hey, I
wasn't on the Bachelor, but guess what happened to me too?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
How was she not on a list somewhere.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
And now she is somehow? And I haven't read her story,
but apparently she has this blog where she's claiming that
she's the victim. Of course she's you know, well a.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Lot of these things, Greg, if they do it once,
they women kind of get just kind of like let go. Yeah,
quite frankly, I mean this happened like Trevor Bauer is
not a good guy. But this happened to him. Yeah,
he was straight up.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Blackmailed the picture for the Dodgers. She just got kind
of let go.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And I don't know this to be true or not,
but maybe she did this to other people and she
was Ye, you're a whore. I think there's a lot
of guys I've gone through this.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, from her, I'm assuming that she might have been successful.
I never had a check fake pregnancy. I did have
the one girlfriend who lied about having cancers.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I just looked at the one little paragraph, like three
sentences about her, it says. Laura Owens self recorded a
ted X talk entitled The Life Saving Power of Kindness
to Stranger Apparently, it says. In her talk, Laura Owens
shared her personal story of escaping an abusive relationship, highlighting
how a simple act of kindness from a stranger on
a plane changed her life. However, many of the details
(31:25):
of the story have been debunked by court records, so.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
She can't stop lying.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Wow, no kidding, This happened to Eddie van Halen when
he was before he married Ller you Partnelly, I remember,
guys now claimed remember a reference about the Big Bang theory,
(31:57):
and it's exact same thing where he goes to his manager.
He's like, this women says she's predate, and and Eddie
was very stupid at the time, maybe still of those
who knows, and and he's like, yeah, we only had
my mouth parties.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But Eddie was so dumb. He's like, could that have happened?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
He deserves the horse keeps keep trying the same tactics,
hors keep horn.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
When someone files a lawsuit, though, can you not see
previous lawsuits that they filed, Like, I think that's.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Prejudicial, but maybe it's happened without the courts in the
other cases, maybe the guy just said, oh, you're pregnant, Okay,
here's some money.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Did they call Schneider as a character witness?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Missus Romano, that's.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
A joke for a person of a certain age, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
More, when his show's coming up, we'll get into this
audio that Sea Bass has for us worst day on
the job for a porn star?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
What would that be?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Like we have we have a censored example, and of
course then we'll have the full uncensored, with a lot
of other ones too, like a few of them right,
and greater details, greater detail, uncentered on the podcast. That's
that's for another time.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Shoe.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Well, the avy ends just happened the twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Five Adult Video News Awards the porn Oscars If you Will,
Steeve asked, as always there to cover the happenings and
talking to some of the performers about their worst day
on the job. Everyone's got a bad day of work. Yeah,
those are just different.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
And you can the folks that meant this before when
you go to the porn Awards during the day, go
to the expo because they're all out there hanging out,
glad handing, taking photos.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, try to get appointments for later on tonight. How
it's basically comic, it is, But you like, I saw that.
I saw the girl we talked about, Lily Phillips, the
girl who was going to sleep at one thousand men.
Sure there, Nice, your boyfriend Adam twenty two was at
the dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's just Ellie at the Virgin Hotel, just hanging out. Nice.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I thought you're gonna say, at the dunkin Donuts booth.
I'm like these sponsored I like that guy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
From that podcast with the really famous It's like, oh
that's him.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, Now, what we're gonna do because we've done this
every year where we talked to the different stars about.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Their worst day on the job. They're the porn industry.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
But we've never done it where we've offered a podcast
only uncensored edition, and so we're gonna have that for
you on today's podcast. You'll be able to go to
the Woodieshow dot com and hear the whole thing uncensored.
We've done this a few different times. Obviously, for FCC reasons,
we cannot air that on the actual airways, thanks government,
but we can have that on the podcast. You'll be
(34:24):
able to find that later on today just by going
to either the woodieshow dot com or your podcast platform
of choice.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, to search The Woody Show and hit subscriber. Here's
a little cheese.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
I met this lady Wisconsin, tiff so you she obviously
came from Wisconsin, and she's telling me about.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Her game's probably Tiffany, I'm guessing I bet you it is.
It's just fun here she is talking about her specialty.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
All right, I do Grandpa's really old men and gang bangs.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Like the other day, a fifty guy.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Gang bang in my wow, who was it? Front door
or back door, that would be the rear end inference.
So we'll get one more into this. But if you'd
like to not at work or on anything, you want
anyone else to see Wisconsin TIFFs.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Twitter feed is.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Heinous perfect in a way, depending what you're into.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wisconsin too.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Yeah, I think it's like if you just search that,
it should pop up. I think there's a bunch of
underscores in there or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
The iff.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
She puts her money and other and where her mouth
is and where other things are.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh god, yeah, the first thing you see is there, Okay,
but like, but.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
The dude she invites is like Joe Joe next door
because we were talking about like with Lily Phillips, the
other girl that did a thousand guys. They're just inviting
fans to come hook up. And that's that's the big
trend in board these days is if you follow me online,
there's a good chance you'll be able to have sex
with me in some kind of group fashion for free.
It's straight to consumer, I know, to start paying for
(35:52):
their only fans exactly.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And by the way, the line of meat, she's just
kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
She has kind of like a yeah, she's gotta just
gotta with spoon vibe to her. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're gonna hate me for this. The pictures I'm looking at.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
She has an Amy Schumer vibe in.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
A few photo shoots.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well, here's the thing, Tiff didn't live in Wisconsin.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
She probably would glow up a little bit because when
you're around all that cheese, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There's well, Wisconsin is the land of cheese and porn.
Right like you leave Illinois, like I was living in Chicago.
We were driving to Green Bay for a game, and
you all you start hitting is porn stores and cheese shops,
cheese and beer. It's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
And the general general public go to the awards ceremony.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
You can, in fact I did. Now that's a ticketed
event separate from the expo, and quite frankly, it's something
because you can you can point out the guys that
are there just for fun, like bachelor parties.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
You do it once, honestly, is kind of boring.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's like a New York Times Square.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
It's interesting to say like, oh, I saw the best
day in a but you have.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Been right yeah, oh yeahr worst day at work? Who's
this person here?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
He's a lady named ariana star with two ours.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Okay, I just gone out with three dinner with my
girlfriends and I went to go do a collab, like
a face collab.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Jay Ramero, cuge, short kid, big oh, okay, short kid,
but a big one, going up to the hotel rooms
and shooting content.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
She's talking about a day of the past where she
had gone out to had a big dinner. But then
she's like, oh darn it, I'm scheduled for a face something. Yeah,
collaboration work with Jay Romero. Yeah, oh, maybe I shouldn't
have had that giant meal because something's about you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's about to have another giant meal. Short guy, big,
big one, you know.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
But back to the War show themselves. They have big
names and last year was arian Grande, but what what's
there the event Australian girl, what's her face?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The rapper?
Speaker 10 (37:44):
It is a This year was Jason Derulo was the
musical guest. Decent name exactly, so I get check it
out if you want to.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
And then when they do the categories like best face blank,
do they do little clips.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
Like so they they they got a little risky or
risky or risky. This year Greg because normally they don't
show almost anything. This year I noticed they were showing
boobs and they were showing clips of the movie. That's
where it starts. Clips, yes, flips, okaytlips like they'll crop
it out so well, move locations too. You're the back
at the Virgin forming the hard rock.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
They going through some stuff. They need the money.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I wonder where they displayed the rewards, like on the mantle.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Let's talk to another lady about her wild or bad
day at work at the av ends.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
This is Emma Rosie.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (38:29):
One time I had a coast star. She's an amazing
Coco love lock, and she was getting she was feeling good.
I was like rubbing hers up and she was like, oh, it's.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Starting to feel too good.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
She had to run to.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
The bathroom to her so she didn't all over the camera.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
You don't know what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, figure it out now, just wait till the uncensored podcasts.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Then it'll all makes it.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, like, oh my god, it's like a mad live
Just one.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Time I had a coast star. She's an amazing Coco
love lock and she was getting she was feeling good. Okay,
I got that part I was like rubbing her.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, I mean I can figure that out, and she was.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Like, oh, it's starting to feel too good. She had
to run to the bathroom to her so she didn't
all over the.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Camera save the camera.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So I couldn't make out that part.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Clearly.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
And would you believe that that's not Emma's only story
of a wild day at work? Wow?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay, when you are a porn star, you still have
bad days of work. This is hers, you know.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
Oh and another funny thing is one time I had
like water balloons on me on a scene. Why because
shout out, hook up podshot, they do water balloons.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Shut out, shut out.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They don't get their respect, all right, I mean you
know that happens.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
And her name Emma Rosie, all right, it's.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Just however, the tip of the hitting me inside my
little tummy.
Speaker 10 (39:48):
Oh she's very small. She's like four to eleven. And
we'll get into how much she weighs, but it's she's
there's a there's a category of girls who you you
walk around, you're like, oh, she's twelve, but no, no, no
she's not.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
She's the little short, petit girls. Can we say what
they're called?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What is that spinners. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's an old timey term.
Oh I'm a spinner, Yeah, I remember talking about with
the other kids on the playground.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, I don't use that term these days. Better that
girl grows up to be a spinner.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Yeah, so check out that in this un Sensored podcast
in Wisconsin, Tiff. If you're in the Greater Her and
you want a good time, her.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Ex account is.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I mean the first thing that comes up, but you
show Greg.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
It's one of those things where you show up and
you're not gonna feel bad about your body because the
other dude's there.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Did you see that picture?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I tried to point it out to you. Look at
these Look at this crew.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
All the girls are out, all their cans out right.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Two chicks next squatting next to the pole with the
dudes all around her.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh yeah, well they're having fun.
Speaker 10 (40:58):
Wait and by the way, because because we talked about
what she does, we gloss over the first thing she said,
which is Grandpa's But again, I think in this.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Case it would be glazed over.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
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Okay, well it's time for Morgan's dare for dollars. Yeah,
we got your suggestions. We narrowed it all down, and
now it's time for her to do the actual challenge,
the lego coal walk.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Any parent knows how.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Much that sucks stepping on a lego. Now, somebody didn't
make a point on the on the text, Morgan, it's
it's worse when you're not expecting it. Like if you're
just walking across the carpet and all of a sudden boom, Yeah,
you step on a random lego.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That that that blows now to you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Kind of like help create that effect, we've brought in
a blindfold, so you're gonna have the blindfold on, so
we're gonna be able to see where you're going, and
you're gonna have to get from that end. We've set
up a you know, like you would see like a firewalk,
a coal walk. Yeah, okay, so it's from one end
to the other. About how many feet we just that
is Greg eight feet seven feet about seven or eight feet. Now,
(00:53):
Greg is gonna be drawing out instructures, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It'll say like take a drop, take one step forward,
take one step back, one step to the right, one
step to the left, and then you have to make
it to the end. Okay, but you have to stand
still until you get the next instruction. Now, a step
forward because you're a tall lady. Yeah, big step.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So like you can't put your foot any further out
than where your toes end on the other on the
other foot, you're on the catwalk. Yeah, exactly, Like you're
like you're walking a straight line like a or you
pay that before right, No, actually.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, a roadside test. You've never done that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, I would love to. Yeah, okay, all right, So
this is Morgan's dare four dollars and uh, Greg has
it again. Greg has the cup, and so he's going
to have the instructions. So go ahead and put that
blindfold on. Just make sure you keep that microphone right
in front of your face to her, but you can
hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
If she makes it to the other end, which I'm
sure she's gonna do. Uh, but she'll get to spin
that wheel, we'll find out how much this there for
dollars will be worth up to one thousand dollars. Let's
go toward her nose job Okay, so feet are out barefoot.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, they're kind.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Of sweaty already though.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Blistery, yeah, you seem blister Okay, first order of business.
Two steps forward and one step to the left.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here I go okay, oh out, ye yep if
that counts to Oh god, Oh, I can't even balance okay.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, Now you got to take one step back?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
One step back, dam Greg, Oh god, they're stuck to
the bottom of my.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Feet at.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, and one step to the left.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
To the left.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can we go faster?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh god?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh, trying to balance on it's not helping.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Where where's the sharp part like in the middle of
like so like like in an arch or something.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, in my art, I really have we popped a
blister yet? I can't see you? Have we not yet?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Take two steps forward?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay? Ah, I'm so scared. I'm gonna cuss. I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Okay, Oh you lucked out with this one? Three steps forward?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Good?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Drop a Can I use the wall? I can't even balance.
Oh my god, I'm taking them with me too. They're
stuck to the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh, she can't have balance.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, how far would you say, greg, she is from
the from the end right now.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's about a foot and a half a foot almost,
I can I ask our cameraman to get some low
shots of her feet actually hitting thee.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, get the onions in there.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well, this is bad news. Oh God, two steps.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Back, kay, Gina? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Two steps back?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Six seven? God damn okay?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh okay, giant plus Jesus did about that. But you
know what you've You've made some really good progress. Yeah.
Well you did keep going backwards, I know, but like
just in general, you've you've gotten halfway, You've gotten further
ahead than I thought you would by this point. There's
a lego in between my toes. Right now.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
They tell her she can use a lifeline, and all
that means is she has to do it on her knees.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Why why you trying to ur It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Okay, And now you're taking two steps forward again?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yes, one.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Something popped.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
She almost okay, she fell into the walls, got one
in the blister. I think we're good. So she gus
fall over. Are allowing her to get back on her feet,
of course, but I think if you fall over, you
got to take at least one step. Okay, I won't.
Somebody said you sound like Phoebe from Friends. Your reactions
sound very phoebeous, now, Greg, yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Little bit, I kind of.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, if you could give us an oh no, that
would be great.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh no, what do you mean? Oh no, friends? Okay,
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
My gosh, it's you hear it on the show all
the time. Yeah, no, no, oh that okay.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now take one step to the right.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Okay, right, a pleasant behind tree, okay, okay, like a
palm in the wind.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
She was look at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Of my backwards.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Oh my god, she literally has them all over them.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
They're stuck at the bottom of my feet.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Now you don't have a whole lot of room to
your right, but you have to take one step to
the right again.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, now, how yes, on a scale of one to ten, like,
what would you what would you rate the when you
say al, like, what are you writing the pain? I
mean scale, it's probably six six.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Okay, majorly uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
But I get how if you're not expecting it, it would
hurt way more. I've had a data prepare mentally, all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now take one step forward and one step to the left.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay forward.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh oh, sometimes they get in weird spots. Ah okay,
oh this is nice, this feels good.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
All right, my god, you're literally about two inches from
the goal.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Five steps backwards.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now it's one step back and one to the right
and one to the right.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
One so close.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Almost all right there?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
All right, Morgan's dare for dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You guys voted for it. This is it out. This
is the lego coal walk. She's walking across a bed
of loose legos. She has to get to the other
end in order to spin that wheel. Yeah, okay, to
the right.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, you're there, and now you're going one step back.
You give one step to the left.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Printed out these little pieces of paper back. Oh sammy,
she designed it this way. Oh god, that's the worst.
It's hurt so like Sammy was giving her Oh Sammy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
All right, okay, now man can be the bearer of
this news.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh this says two steps back?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Oh god, you are so closed.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How long do we have for this segment? All right,
one step back.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's until you get to the end.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh she almost fell.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Thank god, there's all here. Oh my god, I'm definitely
breaking them.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, now you're good.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
How the blisters?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't, I mean, I think we're good. How's the
back of my ankle?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
They're full of legos?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You can now take one step forward and one step
to the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Left, okay, Greg?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Forward?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay, not bad?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not bad?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Left? Oh okay? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh god, okay, and now this is three steps or yes.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You think I think if.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
My feet are big enough to almost there?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She did it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sometimes she did it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yay, you clear the Wow, there's only two stuck to
the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You do, thank you, you did a congratulations she survived
the lego coal walk. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Show show show, Greg.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
At the bottom of your foot, I put up on
the counter something so we can see, Like, how's how's
it looks, greg O.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yah's some battle scar.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's mega red. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Now if I was in defeat, I'd be under those
feets and painted nails and very soft.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You like the color?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah? They look good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Well, Morgan, congratulations, you made it to the end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You did what you said you were going to do.
Your dare for dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And some time, and so much loved it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So what we're gonna we'll take the break.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We'll come back, and then you can spin the wheel
to find out how much this is going to be worth. Okay,
I have time to wake the wheel down ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, all right, more what he shows next?
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right back.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here
and you far do it out loud Woody show.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, we'll have the video by the way from
Morgan's dare for dollars. We have yet to spend the
wheel that's coming up next. We'll find out how much
how much that's gonna be worth. You said you have
eight hundred bucks right in your account. Yes, okay, so
you started her savings account for the nose job for
the last thing that she did.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Oh that's smart.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, so she socked that away.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, smart. You to at least eight ten thousand, right.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay, well you know you're one tenth of the way there.
If it's ten thousand, you know I bound that. So
that's good. I'm sure I could probably find you a
deal too, if you want something like real bargain basement.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We can find you something really good. Yeah, we'll get
you a Christmas nose job.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, Hey, Morgan, why I got you? And then and
Sammy and Gina want your opinion on this. Also, I
want to see what Bort's gonna have to say about
this too. So when it comes to hobbies, that's my
next to what we're having for dinner tonight. It's my
least favorite question, right, least attractive hobbies that a guy
can have. They talk to a bunch of women about this,
(10:17):
want to see if the ladies here in the room agree.
So the least attractive hobbies to women. Comic books number one.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I don't think there's anything wrong with comic books, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What about cosplay because that's number two?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
One nounds weird and you wear costumes and call people
like malais.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it shows creativity, thank you.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
I see people doing it at the park and I'm
not down.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You don't cosplay, do you know? Okay, I have friends
that do. I'm sure you want to collecting figurines? Man,
that's interesting. That's a shot right to Bort's art. That's
like half my life.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, it's just a lot of stuff, clutter, a lot of.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, toys, not.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Interesting, not attractive, not attractive. No, I know, okay, thankfully,
I don't care about your guys opinions, magic tricks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I like magic.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I need to just not just not magic.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The gathering apparently exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
If I could chime in on that, that is awesome.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Magic rules to learn it and I like a little
brain teaser.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What about anime? That's the next one.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No, it's fine. It's really popular right now.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, I mean I voice a lot of it, but
I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like anime seems super dorky. Like there's there's the comic
books and things like that, but then the anime is
even dorkier. But am I wrong on that board? It's
it's like on the dorky scale. Isn't that more dorky
you think? I would say it's probably yeah, more dorky
than not. Yeah, okay, Drinking it's a hobby if.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
You considered a hobby weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It's on here as a hobby.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm just going down the.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
List to beeries and stuff like that, beerieses, gambling No.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
No, no, not gambling away my savings on a hobby.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And then Model Trains is on here.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I don't hate that.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't hate it either.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're gay. All the dudes that I know that are
waiting the trains.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, guys, model trains and gambling. You're so cool. My god,
I would put that on the old tracks. Okay, an
old gay man old.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes, I'm so glad. I'm not being got fun with
every no you show. And you know it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I walked in this morning, Morgan, and I apologize to
you because I saw a text that you sent me yesterday.
I was wondering if you got my sex I did.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I meant to reply back to you.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm sorry, okay, sensitive.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This This is the This is the text I got
from Marie yesterday says, can we put my feet behind
a paywall? Blur them for YouTube? Mena said he can
set it up.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh yeah, I said, this is not my call because
she wants to maximize this situation to you know, get
closer to her goal of getting a nose job, and
she likes, you know, to have the feet in full
display on only fans for all the foot freaks out there,
so she can mind.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh wait a minute, what if? Because I think I think, yes,
like we can do something with that. Because we've been
saying like why not, why wouldn't you? Greg said why
why wouldn't have you put your money on the tap?
You have the only fans account, right, you still have it? Like,
why wouldn't you have put pictures of your feet already
(13:48):
on OnlyFans because you already got the account.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
But I use this sin doing something like legos that's
going to get people.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And she says, I'll only take twenty percent, Like what
what are we going to do?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The mom that was trying to be incentive for you
guys do it.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, I don't want your money.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'll try to give you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Does we try to give you money?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
No, it has nothing to do with me. You should
do it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Did we get was there like a foot cam? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't know. Samy was in the the angle of
the feets?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Yeah, I mean I definitely zoomed in on her feet
a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, they like towards the end, I got some really
clean footshots.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, so okay, So like, yes, I think what you
do to maximize it? I think you put like actual
feet picks and maybe we can do like some creative ones.
You know, it's not just yeah, we can put a
mic in like little shots. Yeah, we can get like
little sets yeah, I mean like like feet on a farm,
you know, like feet on the street.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Feet in the big city.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I can have the foot model to my resume, right, yeah,
and then you put you can put that stuff, and
then of course we'll promote it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, and then we can just see how how it goes, Okay,
I mean it could be interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I like that put right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But then and then the other thing is we'll take
I mean, yeah, we'll have the video and sure, but
we could also add to that gallery or collection for
your only fans feet page, some of the stuff from.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
The Lego coal walk.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's a good idea, is that I mean, is that
a good idea?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's a great idea. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I mean I guess we would save the the really
clean up close shots that I got for your only fans. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Or we could do other stuff too, like what what
other like foot shots should uh Morgan put on her
only fans to raise money for your nose job? Like
do we drizzle like chocolate sauce on them? Yeah? Like
do we pour chili over them?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is that appetizing?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
But like little mini pickles between your or like tar.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And feather them you? Yeah, here's the thing. We're not
foot freaks, allegedly, so if people like would text in
that are into that, they would probably have better ideas.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like maybe it's like one new thing a week until
you get to your nose job goal, like a new
every week, or a new thing it could.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Be whatever, it could be.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Step on a cinnamon roll and all the icing oz toes.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, wow, we're helping her get a those job here.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Menace. No, I agree, but I'm just saying, we don't
know what these people are into, so.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm sure we'll get some suggestions hot in the foot world.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Stepping on potato chips or something.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Honestly, I think anything. Yes, interactive, would you be willing
to bring in one of your your guinea pigs and
let the guinea pig crawl over her feet because people
like animals?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, and they are adorable.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah. He came to say he doesn't want to explode.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sorry, I'm stealing Gregs Mike because I'm in the other
studio right now.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Studio.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh okay, No, you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Why she might step on it, It would step on her.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Why no, no, no, it's not stepping on it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, No, in that studio.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Hold on, guys, nobody cares menace, all right, So her
feet would just be like they're just standing on the ground,
and then the guinea pig just gets this crawl o
from like little mountains like scurry. And I'll give you
twenty to donate to guinea pig. You know, you love that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They're not doing anything to them. They're just like crawling
over them. Don't they crawl on you? Guys.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I don't want to freaks looking at my guinea pigs
and imagining weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Fine, I'll buy one of pet smart they can crawl
over her feet and then we'll just bring it to
the shelter. Don't take care of it afterwards. Okay, okay,
all right, so look there's no bad ideas in a brainstorm.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That's right, we're officially doing this. Then I suggest she
gives out her you're out.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well, well, let's get it together first, okay, instead of
like you know, ready fire aim, Let's okay, let's get
it all together and have let's be professionals.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Here, maybe like bugs crawling over here.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Or like a tarantula, and we get to film it here.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Greg, Yeah, alright, alright, I mean I think you can
get to your goal pretty quickly, honestly, and and maybe
especially if we get our friend John Jay, remember the
radio guy that.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Called infinitely have.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
A bunch of ideas.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'm saying, but like he can maybe like he can
post like something on his account because he's got a
ton of people. He's got a couple hundred thousand people's yeah,
just to help you get to your nose job goal.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
He's big in the fu community of the genre's incredible,
all right, gonna be huge, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So let's figure out how much the lego coal walk.
Let's go back to the thing at hand. Now you
have the wheel behind you. It's anywhere from I think
twenty five bucks all the way up to one thousand dollars.
And there's one that says wild card. What do we
I get to choose the amount there? I think I
think the wild card was a spin again? Okay, I
think yeah, because the numbers that are on there we
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use for something else, right, and then we just applied
it to what we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So we'll make that like a spin again.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Okay, all right? Or ten thousand okay, right, yeah, yeah,
or ten you know, this comes out of my pocket yeah, okay, okay,
all right, here we go. All right, she did Lego
call Walk, spending that thing make money?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's spending around and it's slowing down.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
It just slided on one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It looked like such a week.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, it kind of did well.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, thousand dollars, bring them out again. We could do
this every hour. It shows over. Oh my damn, wow,
what a day.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
What it's time to be alive?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Shop Well, one thousand dollars for the Lego call Walk. Congratulations, Morgan,
fast days ever.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, like thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That people are like driving the work Like God, I
don't know what you do for a living, but are
you making a thousand dollars today plus whatever the stupid
company's paying? Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, I are you making ony ten dollars?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Study?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Your feet.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I'm not to get kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
This is the Wooty Show, and we got some good
stuff coming up for you this hour, New hour, Insensitivity
Training for a politically correct world. Woody, great gory, hooy, menace,
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open at eighty seven seven four, Woodie, send us your.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Text over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We got a little bit of something and then we're
gonna post like a special one of those podcast only segments.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Oo naughty.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, So consider what we're gonna be doing here on
the air for you this morning. Just a little preview
and then the completely uncensored And you understand why we're
doing an uncensored version because Sea Bass and Morgan went
to the AVIN Awards, the Adult Video News that's the
porn Awards, the Oscars of Pornography. That can you know,
(21:02):
you can't use the term of oscar no, but I
say it's you know, it's oh, it's the Cadillac of whatever.
It's yeah, yeah, it's the Cadillac of golf guards and
what you know, they always say that the Oscars porn, right,
So it's the Oscars of porn. It's the highest award
that you can win in the industry. And so they
were there and as Seabast does every year, he talks
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to the performers about, you know, everybody's got a bad
day on the job, so like, what was your worst
day on the job. That's your job, and theyah and
they and they share those stories like, for example, did
you see the story of the American Airlines employee at
the airport in Charlotte got hit and killed on the tarmac.
But it's a bad day, Yeah, just just working on
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the ramp, got hit by a ramp vehicle.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's probably worse than a porn thing.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, and so the medics were on it quick, but
they had already died. So see, it can always be worse.
You think your day at work sucks, like you have
something like that, or yes, you're having sex for a living,
But what if something like that, what happens to one
of these fine ladies happened to you?
Speaker 10 (22:02):
There's no m vehicles there, Thank god.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You're gonna hit You're gonna get hit with something large.
You may end up with like a head injury. Yeah,
something he's getting paled. Throw your back at throw your
back now. I know Morgan did have a bone to
pick with Sea Bass. Oh what's that over this? Over
this trip?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, I'm trying to put him in the hot seat, honestly, yeah,
because you know, and apparently this was Sea Bass's idea
for me to join a van expo this year.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And in the meeting before.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
We went, I was like, hey, can I get some
kind of itinerary, what's the plan? You want to do
things together alone? Blah blah, No answer from sea bass.
And then we get there and I'm just like refreshing
my email, checking my phone the whole time.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Don't hear from him the whole time.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hold on, well's let's stop stup real quick.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And then.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
But we've already we've already misstated some things. You guys
were in that meeting. I said, yeah, let's meet up
at four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, great, And then did I hear from you at
four o'clock of where to meet you?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Nope, No, you could have hit me up, so, hey,
where do you want to meet?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Sounds like she tried.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, I didn't because I know he doesn't want to
be bothered by people. And also if you said you know, then.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
How could you get an answer to a question?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Thank you, Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Well, he was supposed to let me know. Also, because
weren't you supposed to be like the like the Yoda
of the situation, like you do this all the time.
This is really your event. We're bringing her out for
the first time. You're supposed to be there to show
her the ropes and stuff like that, which ropes have
a whole different meaning.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
At the yeah, let's meet up at four o'clock. I
was there at the hotel at four, ready to go,
and I was just and I guess because she didn't
contact me saying that she was ready to go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I assumed, Oh, she must have figured things out herself.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
But you didn't text.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay, like are we meeting?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It's for no, because I figured I don't want to
step on her feet branch.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
She did Morgan, I will say hearing this, uh, this detail,
it's it's on the both of you, like should have
read out. You should have reached out to him one
of you, like I know, like on a weekend or whatever.
He doesn't want to be bothered. But you are there
for some kind of function. Okay, but backtrack.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You know you're saying that you were in the meeting
you said, oh, we'll meet up four.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
When did you.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Say that in front of it?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Did everyone else hear that?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I don't recall hearing at four o'clock time.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, I remember him saying, oh, I'll email you.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
But this is on both of you, yeah, each other.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I don't care that.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
Well, here's the thing is that I don't need to.
I don't need her like I was there. Oh, if
she needs me, I'll be there at four ready to go.
So I assume she doesn't because it's not a mystery.
You're not, you know, going through the dark caves of
nim or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's like they have a.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Place where you go register and pick up your badge
and then you go inside the expoe and you talk
to people like it's not the hardest thing.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Dumb on both you guys in contact each other. It
didn't matter to me, Yeah, exactly, I think there's fault
on both sides. No fault here.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
But like what he said, it didn't occur to you
as somebody who's done this a million times. To make
sure that Morgan had what she needed and she knew
what to do, I figured if.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She didn't, because this is not a hard thing to do.
This is that they have a well set up.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
But if you've never done it before, it didn't occur
to you to say, do you have any questions?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Do you know where to go?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Do you know what you're doing? To kind of to
mentor the situation.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
He doesn't have that kind of capavillay.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, that's he's the one who suggested her going with
him to begin with.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
And I figured, if she had, again, this is they
they've got a process for this. You'd have to not
know how to read and write to not follow it.
And I figured, if she this is very telling. But
if she had, if she said, oh, hey, I can't
get if she had a problem, let's say, oh, they
don't have my name on file, right, can you.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Help me with so and soca.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Then if she had reached of course I would have
helped her. But I figured, oh, let's just chalk it
up to fall on both sides.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Of the communication. Don't be reluctant to text each other.
Big deal, exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
See anyway, so we'll have a little bit of the
worst day on the job audio, the censored part. Then
we'll have the uncensored continuation, and a couple of the
other ones that you won't hear on the air, like
on over the air, I'm very excited today. And then
it'll just be exclusively on the podcast and you'll be
able to hear that. And then later on in the week,
(26:00):
Morgan was doing a round of Bush or Bear. Oh,
so that's where she asked the different questions, and the
last question is you know, what about their their hairstyle
down below.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
And for folks who don't know, like, wouldn't it be obvious,
couldn't you just look? No, No, they do. They do
dress code checks because it is a it's still you know,
it's a casino, it's Las Vegas care.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But also they're not all like hardwood floors like because
there are like a whole thing, like you know, scary
and hairy.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Volume four. We hear, we hear them in the we
hear them.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
A girl I know who's in the industry and hooked
up with me said some of my guys just like
it when I have hair down there.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, some of my guys. Are you interested in them?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Right? So yeah, we'll get to that here.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Coming up a little bit in the art now, Greg
was kind of sharing a little bits and pieces. We
don't have the full story yet.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, it's a speaking of whoes, by the way, complicated
story about let's call her a whore.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I was.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I was going to leave names out, but it is
totally public record. It's not a brand new thing. But
I have a friend I'll only use for his name
is Ron. He used to be the number one talk
show host in the city. I grew up in San Francisco.
Big deal. I found out he moved recently, so I
texted him and said, Hey, I didn't know you moved
(27:12):
days go by. Haven't heard back from him yet. So
I told another friend, a mutual friend of Ron, said Hey,
I texted Ron. Haven't heard back from him. And the
response was, Oh, he's probably busy disowning his daughter. What
what does that mean? Oh, you haven't heard about his
daughter and what has going on. She's in the news
and is in the court system. So it turns out
(27:34):
the daughter again first name is only Laura met this
guy from the TV show The Bachelor, Clayton at card.
I believe his name is. I've never watched him. I've
never watched it either, but apparently he is, so it's Echard.
They met and apparently either went on a date or
dated for a little while. Yeah, that's the guy, Gina.
(27:56):
Then she claims, Hey, Clayton, I'm pregnant with twins and
I want money from you, and he said, I don't
think that's possible. We only did mouth parties, right, So
she takes him to court and the court requires her
to furnish proof of being pregnant. So she gives over
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medical documents, says yep, I'm pregnant, and she's saying I
want money, I want money. She isney, I want money.
That's the rub. She's not pregnant. She falsified medical records,
lied about the whole thing. That was months and months
and months of back and forth and what Clayton claims
is harassment, right and saying that this was just a
(28:41):
big fraud case.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
It's harassment.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
She falsified records, she plagar, not plagiarize. What is it
called when you lie in the stand? Committed perjury. So
now she's facing legal problems because of that, because those
are crimes. And it turns out Clayton's not the first guy.
She's done this too. Did she do it to another guy? No,
(29:06):
she did it apparently to another.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Three guys, to the point where they made.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
This community called victims of her name, And now she's
facing charges in this new city that she lives in.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Why are you should why are you disguising names if
it's a public case.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Well, I just didn't want to say, Laura Owens. Isn't
that I victims? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It is the kind of stuff that Gina loves to
read about it.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
It's so layered and complicated. But apparently like she went
back to the court and thought she could exonerate herself
by saying, I'm no longer pregnant. That's what she said,
and the judge said, well, it's not that easy. You
can't just say you're no longer pregnant. You gave us
medical records that were falsified allegedly in a court.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
In a court doesn't sound very allegedly.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
And then when this story came out, I guess it's
because he was on the Bachelor that became more high profile.
Of course, other guys came forward and said, hey, I
wasn't on the Bachelor, but guess what happened to me too?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
How was she not on a list somewhere.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
And now she is somehow? And I haven't read her story,
but apparently she has this blog where she's claiming that
she's the victim. Of course she's you know, well a.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Lot of these things, Greg, if they do it once,
they women kind of get just kind of like let go. Yeah,
quite frankly, I mean this happened like Trevor Bauer is
not a good guy. But this happened to him. Yeah,
he was straight up.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Blackmailed the picture for the Dodgers. She just got kind
of let go.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And I don't know this to be true or not,
but maybe she did this to other people and she
was Ye, you're a whore. I think there's a lot
of guys I've gone through this.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, from her, I'm assuming that she might have been successful.
I never had a check fake pregnancy. I did have
the one girlfriend who lied about having cancers.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I just looked at the one little paragraph, like three
sentences about her, it says. Laura Owens self recorded a
ted X talk entitled The Life Saving Power of Kindness
to Stranger Apparently, it says. In her talk, Laura Owens
shared her personal story of escaping an abusive relationship, highlighting
how a simple act of kindness from a stranger on
a plane changed her life. However, many of the details
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of the story have been debunked by court records, so.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
She can't stop lying.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Wow, no kidding, This happened to Eddie van Halen when
he was before he married Ller you Partnelly, I remember,
guys now claimed remember a reference about the Big Bang theory,
(31:57):
and it's exact same thing where he goes to his manager.
He's like, this women says she's predate, and and Eddie
was very stupid at the time, maybe still of those
who knows, and and he's like, yeah, we only had
my mouth parties.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But Eddie was so dumb. He's like, could that have happened?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
He deserves the horse keeps keep trying the same tactics,
hors keep horn.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
When someone files a lawsuit, though, can you not see
previous lawsuits that they filed, Like, I think that's.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Prejudicial, but maybe it's happened without the courts in the
other cases, maybe the guy just said, oh, you're pregnant, Okay,
here's some money.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Did they call Schneider as a character witness?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Missus Romano, that's.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
A joke for a person of a certain age, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
More, when his show's coming up, we'll get into this
audio that Sea Bass has for us worst day on
the job for a porn star?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
What would that be?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Like we have we have a censored example, and of
course then we'll have the full uncensored, with a lot
of other ones too, like a few of them right,
and greater details, greater detail, uncentered on the podcast. That's
that's for another time.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Shoe.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Well, the avy ends just happened the twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Five Adult Video News Awards the porn Oscars If you Will,
Steeve asked, as always there to cover the happenings and
talking to some of the performers about their worst day
on the job. Everyone's got a bad day of work. Yeah,
those are just different.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
And you can the folks that meant this before when
you go to the porn Awards during the day, go
to the expo because they're all out there hanging out,
glad handing, taking photos.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, try to get appointments for later on tonight. How
it's basically comic, it is, But you like, I saw that.
I saw the girl we talked about, Lily Phillips, the
girl who was going to sleep at one thousand men.
Sure there, Nice, your boyfriend Adam twenty two was at
the dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's just Ellie at the Virgin Hotel, just hanging out. Nice.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I thought you're gonna say, at the dunkin Donuts booth.
I'm like these sponsored I like that guy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
From that podcast with the really famous It's like, oh
that's him.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, Now, what we're gonna do because we've done this
every year where we talked to the different stars about.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Their worst day on the job. They're the porn industry.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
But we've never done it where we've offered a podcast
only uncensored edition, and so we're gonna have that for
you on today's podcast. You'll be able to go to
the Woodieshow dot com and hear the whole thing uncensored.
We've done this a few different times. Obviously, for FCC reasons,
we cannot air that on the actual airways, thanks government,
but we can have that on the podcast. You'll be
(34:24):
able to find that later on today just by going
to either the woodieshow dot com or your podcast platform
of choice.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, to search The Woody Show and hit subscriber. Here's
a little cheese.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
I met this lady Wisconsin, tiff so you she obviously
came from Wisconsin, and she's telling me about.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Her game's probably Tiffany, I'm guessing I bet you it is.
It's just fun here she is talking about her specialty.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
All right, I do Grandpa's really old men and gang bangs.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Like the other day, a fifty guy.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Gang bang in my wow, who was it? Front door
or back door, that would be the rear end inference.
So we'll get one more into this. But if you'd
like to not at work or on anything, you want
anyone else to see Wisconsin TIFFs.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Twitter feed is.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Heinous perfect in a way, depending what you're into.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wisconsin too.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Yeah, I think it's like if you just search that,
it should pop up. I think there's a bunch of
underscores in there or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
The iff.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
She puts her money and other and where her mouth
is and where other things are.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh god, yeah, the first thing you see is there, Okay,
but like, but.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
The dude she invites is like Joe Joe next door
because we were talking about like with Lily Phillips, the
other girl that did a thousand guys. They're just inviting
fans to come hook up. And that's that's the big
trend in board these days is if you follow me online,
there's a good chance you'll be able to have sex
with me in some kind of group fashion for free.
It's straight to consumer, I know, to start paying for
(35:52):
their only fans exactly.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And by the way, the line of meat, she's just
kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
She has kind of like a yeah, she's gotta just
gotta with spoon vibe to her. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're gonna hate me for this. The pictures I'm looking at.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
She has an Amy Schumer vibe in.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
A few photo shoots.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well, here's the thing, Tiff didn't live in Wisconsin.
Speaker 10 (36:10):
She probably would glow up a little bit because when
you're around all that cheese, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There's well, Wisconsin is the land of cheese and porn.
Right like you leave Illinois, like I was living in Chicago.
We were driving to Green Bay for a game, and
you all you start hitting is porn stores and cheese shops,
cheese and beer. It's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
And the general general public go to the awards ceremony.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
You can, in fact I did. Now that's a ticketed
event separate from the expo, and quite frankly, it's something
because you can you can point out the guys that
are there just for fun, like bachelor parties.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
You do it once, honestly, is kind of boring.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's like a New York Times Square.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
It's interesting to say like, oh, I saw the best
day in a but you have.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Been right yeah, oh yeahr worst day at work? Who's
this person here?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
He's a lady named ariana star with two ours.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Okay, I just gone out with three dinner with my
girlfriends and I went to go do a collab, like
a face collab.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Jay Ramero, cuge, short kid, big oh, okay, short kid,
but a big one, going up to the hotel rooms
and shooting content.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
She's talking about a day of the past where she
had gone out to had a big dinner. But then
she's like, oh darn it, I'm scheduled for a face something. Yeah,
collaboration work with Jay Romero. Yeah, oh, maybe I shouldn't
have had that giant meal because something's about you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's about to have another giant meal. Short guy, big,
big one, you know.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
But back to the War show themselves. They have big
names and last year was arian Grande, but what what's
there the event Australian girl, what's her face?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The rapper?
Speaker 10 (37:44):
It is a This year was Jason Derulo was the
musical guest. Decent name exactly, so I get check it
out if you want to.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
And then when they do the categories like best face blank,
do they do little clips.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
Like so they they they got a little risky or
risky or risky. This year Greg because normally they don't
show almost anything. This year I noticed they were showing
boobs and they were showing clips of the movie. That's
where it starts. Clips, yes, flips, okaytlips like they'll crop
it out so well, move locations too. You're the back
at the Virgin forming the hard rock.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
They going through some stuff. They need the money.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I wonder where they displayed the rewards, like on the mantle.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Let's talk to another lady about her wild or bad
day at work at the av ends.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
This is Emma Rosie.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (38:29):
One time I had a coast star. She's an amazing
Coco love lock, and she was getting she was feeling good.
I was like rubbing hers up and she was like, oh, it's.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Starting to feel too good.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
She had to run to.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
The bathroom to her so she didn't all over the camera.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
You don't know what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, figure it out now, just wait till the uncensored podcasts.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Then it'll all makes it.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, like, oh my god, it's like a mad live
Just one.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
Time I had a coast star. She's an amazing Coco
love lock and she was getting she was feeling good. Okay,
I got that part I was like rubbing her.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, I mean I can figure that out, and she was.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Like, oh, it's starting to feel too good. She had
to run to the bathroom to her so she didn't
all over the.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Camera save the camera.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So I couldn't make out that part.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Clearly.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
And would you believe that that's not Emma's only story
of a wild day at work? Wow?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay, when you are a porn star, you still have
bad days of work. This is hers, you know.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
Oh and another funny thing is one time I had
like water balloons on me on a scene. Why because
shout out, hook up podshot, they do water balloons.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Shut out, shut out.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They don't get their respect, all right, I mean you
know that happens.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
And her name Emma Rosie, all right, it's.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Just however, the tip of the hitting me inside my
little tummy.
Speaker 10 (39:48):
Oh she's very small. She's like four to eleven. And
we'll get into how much she weighs, but it's she's
there's a there's a category of girls who you you
walk around, you're like, oh, she's twelve, but no, no, no
she's not.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
She's the little short, petit girls. Can we say what
they're called?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What is that spinners. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's an old timey term.
Oh I'm a spinner, Yeah, I remember talking about with
the other kids on the playground.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, I don't use that term these days. Better that
girl grows up to be a spinner.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Yeah, so check out that in this un Sensored podcast
in Wisconsin, Tiff. If you're in the Greater Her and
you want a good time, her.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Ex account is.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I mean the first thing that comes up, but you
show Greg.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
It's one of those things where you show up and
you're not gonna feel bad about your body because the
other dude's there.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Did you see that picture?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I tried to point it out to you. Look at
these Look at this crew.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
All the girls are out, all their cans out right.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Two chicks next squatting next to the pole with the
dudes all around her.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh yeah, well they're having fun.
Speaker 10 (40:58):
Wait and by the way, because because we talked about
what she does, we gloss over the first thing she said,
which is Grandpa's But again, I think in this.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Case it would be glazed over.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Okay, yeah, she takes care of that.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
But the podcast today, you'll be able to hear we
and we go into much more with some of the
other girls that SeaBASS talked to at the Avan Awards
their worst day on the job. This is a not
safer work thing, completely uncensored, you know what it is,
So don't act surprise when you get there. And that's
what you find. But it'll be on the podcast. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com wild and you can
(41:33):
find out wherever you get podcasts, just look for us
at the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, that's gonna do it for Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
The Woody Show podcast waits, whether it's the full show
podcast or our abbreviated Highlight fifteen to thirty minute podcast, which,
by the way, how's that going, Menace is still.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Hanging in there. Yeah, it's still going really well.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Okay, yeah, because I know, look, everybody's very busy. You
don't necessarily have all that time to get to us
every day. So if we can just give you kind
of the best of what we've got, what we feel
we've had for that day, that's on the abbreviated podcast
Soup the Nuts version full show podcast always available, both
available your choice, which.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
One do you like?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
And it's always available on the podcast platform of your
choice there as well, so if it's Spotify, Pandora, of course,
the iHeartRadio app, Apple.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Podcasts, and you can't find it.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
If you haven't a problem in any one of those places,
just go to the woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
It's always there.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
But today was today it's Morgan's there for dollars the
Lego fire walk and so yeah, so she earned some
money there if you want to hear it, it was
really the audio is great, but how much money you
get We could tell you right now, but then why
would you listen to the podcast? You can hear that. Also,
we had another auction. It's Sea Bass's Moving Day auction
(42:52):
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Also at the woodieshow dot com. All the proceeds from
each day's auction going to the wild fire victims. So
go ahead and mid on some of seabasts and stuff
like on Monday yesterday it was the Toto Washlet the
butt washing toilet seat starting strong. So that one's closed out,
but now we have another new one again. See it
(43:12):
right now on our Instagram story. Coming up for you
tomorrow Wednesday, Woody Show Freak of the Week. Yeah, we
haven't done that for a while, So a brand new
redneck news that anything you got for in the meantime
you can leave on the after hours voicemail anything you
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