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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight seven seven four.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What he is?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
The phone number? You can hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. Uh, we've
got some after hours voicemails that people have left. Let's
see how about this one. This woman is drunks.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hey, what a show. It's Jesse. Just want you guys
to know, like, I'm super attracted to gay guys and
it's sort of land spots and it ended up with
a neighbor, Kis's husband, and now it's Craigory his husband Mario.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I just have an attraction to gay man. Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yes, attraction to gay man. I see that.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
It wasn't that a thing that we had heard at
one point that there's a lot of straight women that
like watching gay porn.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I have heard that they're like.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Watching pretty people do things. Yeah, nothing wrong with yeah
and having an awesome talk.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I mean I think about this sometimes, like, if you're
a straight man and you only like stuff that's super straight,
what's straighter than watching two dudes? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Why are you watching? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:14):
I feel like I had a gummy.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
You're super like manly and you like stuff that's browed
out like super manly, then why wouldn't you want to
have sex with a man?

Speaker 7 (01:29):
What ye're manly? We're like, oh yeah, like check out
that lifted truck and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Boots when a super manly dude like, oh, I just
love women because they're so like soft and like pink
and frilly, and like, well that's not manly, Like why
don't you just want manly.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Guy because they're soft and pink, like soft and purty.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
What you do.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You do?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Like French made outfits and stuff with like because it's hot,
but it's it's because and gurly.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's not about that. It's it's about it's the naughtiness
of it, you know, like the outfit is the is
the naughtiness, right.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
You actually actually you guys like the frilly stuff. We
like bikinis, bros T shirts. Yeah, huh yeah, No, it's not. No,
it's not about you're you're.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Wearing so but like chicks are in so many ruffles
and guys like, oh that's so hot, and like you're
into ruffles.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's against the naughtiness of it.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's not the ruffles, but what's naughty, not going oh
look at that's a great, Look.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
You're not supposed to be having sex with the maid.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
So why isn't she dressed like the maide It, like
the Marriott.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Because that's the that's because that's not naughty.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
To menace this point, he said, you're not supposed to
have sex with the maids. Why don't you just dress
like any maid?

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Hot maid, it's a guy, they'd be happy whatever made up. Okay,
you're asking the wrong guys because like medicine, I have
said this forever. Meta started with the whole lingerie is
so eighties yea, And I couldn't agree with him. What
it's a waste of time, it's a waste of money.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Why do girls do sexy Halloween custom for themselves? They
really you're not You don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hot and for attention from dudes.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's hot because it's there a chick, and it's it's
about vagina and about sex.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's not about they're.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Not nakedizza, because it's about themselves and make themselves look especially.
The benefit is it also attracts me.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's not in the fashion sense of it.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
I don't care about if she feels sexy. I'm saying
she's wearing it because you guys think she looks sexy.
She's sexy in like stuff that is not considered manly.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
My friend Tony of everything that his wife could wear.
That gets him the horny. This is when she has
like a sports jersey on, Like if she had a
sports jersey on and just a pair of panties, he
is ready to go.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So that's so so yeah, he makes sense. Then he's
a manly dude into like manly.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Because underneath it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's because it's what's under like, it doesn't matter the
lingerie to me, Like I don't care, like people spend
all this time wrapping gifts and making it. You're just
tearing that off. And he goes right in the garbage.
It's it's not important, that's for you.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
It's just but if but if you're a lady, okay,
I know you're not into her Christmas.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
P J no, because she has like gingerbread men and.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
When she came to bed and like I'm not, but
what if she came like something super like.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like regular lingerie, like you know, like something that you
got to like whatever Frederick's of Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Thank you, Vicky doesn't have that much of that stuff anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's all like because so fat at leisure.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, there's.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Think it's not necessary, Like would I hate it? No,
I wouldn't hate it. I would just think it's a
full on waste of time and money.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
They just need to go out and get that. I
don't like, just let's go and I.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Get that, but a lot of dudes don't think that,
and they love that stuff. And I'm just like, you're
into bows and.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
The woman feels when she's wearing it. Take if the
woman's wearing lingerie, she's gonna act sexy and more likely
want to bang that.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I get all right now, Gina, I really need you
to listen to this and listen to this very care.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Everybody knows you never go full retired.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Check it out? It doesn't often. Ray Man look retired
to a retarded not retired cat two picks cards, autistic
not reatia the forest gump. Yeah, yes, retarded. Maybe baste
his owners, but he timed to pay hs off next
to it and they want to pin pound competition.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yep, that reta never go full retard. That's it right there.
Keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Okay, I'm gonna keep working on that you just give
off credit for how good his delivery was committed to them.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back more what
he shows next. Hang on now back to the show. Hi,
welcome back. We've continued the conversation during the commercial break.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
So many very very sensitive.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Dude, it's not sensitive, you're a hyperbology.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You're being hyperbology.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I think this is you being more sensitive to the
fact that people are getting this is what happens when
I'm just saying, but this is what happens when two
people you're trying to make each other understand that neither
one's understanding.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So it becomes frustrated.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I get what you're saying. I get like it's naughty
and it's weird. But and then I said, then why
aren't they in regular made.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Out for everybody, for everybody who's just joining. Let me
let me catch everybody up. I for exactly how it
came out, I don't know, but Gina made a comment about, oh,
I know what it was. We had the after hours voicemail,
the girl that said that she is in love with
Greg and she thinks she's just in the gay guys
because there's been all these other gay guys that she's

(06:54):
had crushes on, right, And then I said something about,
like I've heard a lot about straight women who enjoy
watching gay porn.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's how I came. And then you said, well, okay,
so here's the question.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah that if if manly dudes like stuff that's manly,
then why are they so attracted to women when they
are at their frillliest? Basically, and everybody went crazy, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
To be intoos and ruffles, like other words, why why
wouldn't you want to watch for such manly men? Why
wouldn't we want to watch other manly men do each other?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
And then and then, and then people got very upset.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Because you said it was about an obsession with action.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
It was a dumb statement.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, seems very but you're but when mena says something's dumb,
that's usually hiding a little bit of extra upsetness.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
But yeah, now that's a lazy argument and response to people.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's gaslighting. Yeah maybe, but like my parents are fighting,
I know, but.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
It's weird because like, just because you don't agree doesn't
mean it shouldn't be.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Like I'm sponsor when people don't agree with you and
that's also true.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm not mad.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
I no, I agree.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm not mad. I'm not going quote crazy.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
I just think that you're going crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm trying to give you the male perspective.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
And I get what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, Like, I don't care about trust me.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't care about frills, bows, I don't like I said,
don't like lingerie. It's about her acting a certain way.
I agree with whoever said that, and the fact that
you're already when when you're dressing up as a naughty nurse,
maide whatever or lingerie and jet, you're half way fantasy.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
I totally understand that. That makes perfect sense to me.
But this, this idea, this the pictures of women in
like Nudi mags have been around way longer than any
of us have been around. So we didn't start it.
I didn't. I'm saying from everything I've noticed, like girl like,
they're not naked in a lot of these magazines. They
have like a bow over this tea or right, And

(09:00):
I'm saying, why does it have to be a bow?
Why is it a roughly jeans?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It could be anything over her nips like that.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's about always because she's a girl, she likes because
that's what she likes.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
She's not dressing herself. Magazines geared towards men are dressing her.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
It's about like a fantasy of if a woman was
going to dress up, she wouldn't be dressing up in
like dickies, but you don't.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Think it's hot. If she was wearing like a construction
worker's vest with nothing on underneath.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It, well, she's got nothing on underneath it. That was
also But that's not.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
How they dress in these magazines. They dress in like
bows and ruffles. I didn't put them in that, but
I'm observing it and asking why that's.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Just like you just described literally, Pamela Anderson dressed in
a like a worker's outfit on Home Improvement.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (09:49):
So why isn't every woman Why doesn't she look like
she's part of the village people in these magazines? Why
is she always in Yeah, none of us are going
to be able to answer this because none of us
work in that industry.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Just a question.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
I am so sorry I brought it up.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Don't be sorry to bring it up. It's just I
think it.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Is a question.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I don't I don't understand it, and I get what
you're saying that it's if it's the naughty aspect, good,
but a lot of very upsetting.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't think they're not upset.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
No, they've never been calmer, they've never been more.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
No, you're you're reacting to the fact there's been a
ton of texts because because you're not getting I am getting.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
What you told me why and I agreed with you.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, but your argument to me says you're not getting Okay,
like that.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Said it's because it's naughty, and I agreed, and I just.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Had to follow up for that part.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm saying, but that your your thing is like about yeah, see,
we're not We're never gonna She's saying this whole like
their naughty cops don't have frills and laces. It's just
a cop. And yeah, essentially, but we're disagreeing with the premise. Okay,
I guess, I guess we're not angry.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Can anybody asks you that? What's at Homina? She said
that to the man, Literally, what does that mean? Like
you're you're you're.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Veering off the armament argument and making personal attack.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
But hey, stupid, yeah you would know.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Ironically, Gina is doing that with these Texters. Instead of
sticking with the argument she's calling them upset, and because.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
They are, but because they they do seem upset, they
do seem defensive. But if I'm asking a question, if
I'm asking a question and the answer is I'm retarded,
then you wouldn't say that's ad hominem, Sea Bass, I
think that's.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Maybe maybe what it means. I don't even know how
I would use ad hominem.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
First off, that there's a clinical definition for that word,
and they'll they're using, but they're usually that the same
way would he used it when he played that clip
in a in a silly joking manner.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Correct, Oh, I didn't know you could. I didn't know
you could pre or post qualify as something else. I
wasn't aware.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
It has to do with men wanting to feel strong
in order to protect the meek man okay, egos, that's
to make them feel bigger.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
And jack'son also an answer. That answer makes sense, but
to say I don't know and you're stupid doesn't clear
anything up. He gave an answer that makes sense. You
gave an answer that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
But being like Gina's hard.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Or Okay, well, I guess, I guess that's where we'll
leave it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
He's not the most creative bottle. But it's just a joke, understood.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
But oh my god, I know, I know he's just
doing this on purpose now and he's not that he's
not that efficient. But the thing is, if I'm asking
a question and I'm getting an answer that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah done. Hell right now, I'm very angry.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
I wish I was.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I know it sounds like Gina's been workshopping this stand
up bid for years and doesn't know how bad it.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
It's just a question. I don't see this is what
I'm talking about. I don't know. It wasn't supposed to
be funny.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
It's question.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, it's just a question.

Speaker 10 (12:53):
I feel for you so hard right now this episode
if you share a wonderment.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Or just not the group.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, this is not the creation. But guess what.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
But guess what, I'm not going to stop doing it.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's Gina smelling burning hair right now.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
But it's not that she sho is that we gave
a response and an answer and she just didn't take
it well, I think.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
But I don't have to agree with you, but I
understand it. I didn't understand when I didn't understand MENACE's
argument of we can dress up like somebody at the
TSA and and you'll think it's hot. I asked him
to explain it. I didn't get an X. I didn't
get a follow up answer. I get that we it
makes you look like somebody who needs to be protected.
I get that it's naughty. Those those answers I understand.

(13:33):
I understand the.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Watching the part where I responded and I said, guys
just don't care. They don't care.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Always says anything I put on looks best on the floor.
Are agreed, guys don't.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
But I'm asking a question about something that's been going
on long before we ever existed.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's not something I like. It's just some philosophy.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
It's just something that they ran with and kept.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
On doing it.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
They wouldn't stop doing it if it didn't make money.
If you, if guys didn't.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Have secure, they're still going to buy the magazine regardless.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
I'm looking at I'm looking at like a nineteen thirties
newty bag, and it's like there's they're wearing slips and
and uh.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Right, a lot of slip.

Speaker 10 (14:16):
Looking at her in her blouse, she's showing ankle.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
This girl's got she's got there like drapes she's but
she's tied them around.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's it's not frill and laceness.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Well, she's wearing a slip right.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
No, I think what SeaBASS is looking at that's to
compliment her curves.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
And it's just a right.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
It's it's not like she's trying to be something like.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
What genus experiencing right now is what Greg experience when
he brought up the whole thing about how gerrilla tape
didn't work, like.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
The rest of the room wasn't getting It's maddening you're
trying to explain, like we know for me it didn't work.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, how dare you like you?

Speaker 10 (14:48):
I mean, congrats on having products that always work perfectly
for you.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Just the question is wild eighty four? What is the
all number? Don't text Gina do this, We'll move on.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Don't be angry at her.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Seven. I'm gonna take a quick pert Yeah, be nine.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I've heard it all. There's nothing anyone could call me.
I've worked in mail radio my entire adult life. I
don't see male gared radio.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
What male weard radio?

Speaker 7 (15:22):
We don't know these texts are mad.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah, I know you guys, you guys, you're all right.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We do have your fifty audience.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
You guys have all got your finger on.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
The pulse A reaction scale.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Yes, shows that you're used to this.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Woody show, it is, it's a Woody show.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Possible that TikTok gets banned on Sunday. So would that
be like Saturday night at eleven fifty nine fifty nine
or eat?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Or is that like Monday.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Talk don't give you Sunday afternoon?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I don't know anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, And I was just wondering.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So I guess they could just like turn it off,
liked what do they call it?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Menace geo blocking, So they would just block the entire
United States?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (16:17):
Probably, But how does that work physically? It's like if you, yeah,
it gets banned, let's say, and you go to TikTok, is.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It just yeah, it does doesn't work like it just
can you still see it?

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Well?

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah, you would be able to what I've been told,
you'd be able to still open it and see content
that's already been uploaded, but just nothing.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
New and you can't comment or.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
I don't know about that part, but I don't know
that there won't be new content being uploaded.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well because and there was another story. The Supreme Court
is going to hear this one because you know, poor
and it's so easy to find. And so the Supreme
Court is taking a look at all these efforts to
require these adult websites to have electronic age verification. So
the industry, the adult industry, they're challenges like a law
in Texas that says websites containing more than one third

(17:05):
of sexual material harmful to minors must verify that every
user is at least eighteen years old through electronic age verification,
or that site can face penalties up to ten thousand
dollars a day. And so ever, since that happened, platform,
you know, porn Hub, other things, rather than comply, they've
just straight up decided to stop operating in the state

(17:26):
of Texas altogether. And I get because why risk it
the same kind of thing, But it's not like you
can go on there you can see what was already
posted on that website. You can't, like, if you're in Texas,
you don't just go on and all this stuff there's off.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
You're an aggregate.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
There's so many different ways that you can do this.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
Yeah, can't you VPN in and all that.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, and you can trick it to think that you're
in like some other place. I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Yeah. But again, I mean there, who knows what they're
actually gonna do. Again, I don't think it's going to
be banned. You know, the Supreme Court justices, they hear
some boring stuff. They hear about all kinds of like
that's the dumbest quest and yeah, now when it comes
to this, now they're probably like, man, at least we're
talking about porn.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, f's interesting something.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, but because the argument violates First Amendment unfairly targets
the porn industry, so they should have a decision by
the end of June.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
Yeah, they're saying like, oh, we're gonna need to look
at a lot of evidence here.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, give some example.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Can you give us an example of something that would
be harmful to minors compared to something that might not
be We may be risky but not powerful.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yeah, we need examples.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, harmful quote unquote to minors eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie hit us up with your text over to two
to nine eight seven. I don't know how those sites
porn Hub and the how do they make money? So
if they got like a penalty and ten thousand dollars
per day, yeah, you're not paying for it, Like when
you go that's the whole thing. People go there cause
it's free.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Now from what I understand, And Sea Bass, maybe you
should chime in because you are going to the a VNS.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'm well for some industry. Yeah, yes, the industry expert.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
I know, like right, there's different users that are uploading
content because they want people to go to other plat forms.
But fans and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
That's the best question because when you're on these sites porn,
hum or wherever, all those ads are other porn ads.
So but like what he's saying is well, okay, so
for those ads to be making money someone still you
still have to pay for porn at some point in
this whole chrest.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, So how are the performers making money? How are
these sites making money?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Leave like porn Hub and uh whatever website that's just
the avenue for advertising for other things.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Balls, yeah, but I'm saying, but yeah, but that's to me,
Like okay, so I go there just to Joe, which
by the way. It's another thing that Greg says is gay, Like.

Speaker 10 (19:35):
I mean, if not definitively, but you could kind of imagine.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You can make an argument that is gay.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
But anyway, so if I go there, I'm going to watch,
you know, the five or six minutes that it's going
to take from start to finish. I'm not paying a
dime to watch that, and I'm not clicking. I think
the average person is definitely not clicking through and paying
for any other kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
My question is the person that did upload that nine
in video, did they pay to have it like boosted
and be like on the front page of that.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
And where do they get the money from? Right, if
nobody's paying for one.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Of those girl of performers, I should say it's not
mostly girls. They are then advertising only. We'll put ten
videos on porn Hub, but you want more, you come
to my only fan. You want the forty five, Which
goes back to my question.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Who's paying for fans?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
That's one we we've talked about that we'd like to
have a if you post it on for like here
to defend yourself, like if you're someone who's paying for
and only fans.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah, not just one time, curious whatever, but like you subscribe,
subscribing somebody's early fans. Yeah, why Yeah, we'd like we'd
like to hear you on a round of here to
defend Yourselfah.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
We had that girl who shared that one guy or
the super user spent like over two million dollars on
her yea, her only fans pace.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Which is that's one thing I get. I don't get that,
but that's one thing.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
But then there's tens hundreds of thousands of other guys
who are paying ten fifteen times.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Look, I'm glad it works.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
However it works, it's magic, and you know it gets
you your five or six minutes that you need.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Yeah, and he's over here shaking her head. Are you
starting one or what's going on?

Speaker 8 (21:06):
We'll get to this later. I've had one before. I
probably could still pull the count up.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Yeah, oh my god, we need to know everything.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
We're gonna take a break more. What do you show
that talk about a cliffhanger? What he shows next?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Hang up? All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, today is
January the fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Today is National Bagel Day.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Bagel Day.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
My doctor told me that you if you're going to
have a bagel, you might as well.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Have a donut really.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Car right, but you're not gonna get these sugars, get
simple carbs. So he's dope donuts or deep bright as well,
so he's doubly stupid.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
All right, Can I ask something though? I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (21:53):
I don't get the hype on what about a bagel?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Everything bagel, everything, the season, the flavor, everything, doesn't get it?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh, I love a little much now.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
My favorite is everything bagel with a good veggie shmear.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Oh that is good. But everything bagel, are you okay with?
Like the sunflower seeds that are glued to it? I
don't need that.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh that way the sunflower No, no, not sunflowers like
sesame seeds.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's more than everything all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't like when they that's too extra, not getting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, National Bagel Day, Today's National Strawberry ice Cream Day.
It's National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day, trillion dollar National hat Day. Today,
it's also National pothole Day. Oh good, celebrate those which
I thought was later on, like more towards spring, like
once you get out of the winter. They would do
pothole Day to identify the biggest potholes around town. I

(22:45):
thought it was like so that people would notify the
you know, the town or whatever that Hey, there's a
really big pothole that's swallowing up cars on main Street whatever.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
See it?

Speaker 10 (22:56):
Yeah, menas gave me an obsession about potholes. Yeah, right, man,
It's like you're like, where do they where'd it go?
The road dissolves?

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Like why?

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Like why next to every pothole is not the chunk
of road that came out.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
That's a good point all the time.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Why, Yeah, where where does the material that we used
to be in that hole?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
In that void? Where did it go? Like it collapse in? Right?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
This is a this is a classic Greg like sinkhole.
This is a classic Greg. I know that I could
google the answer, but I don't want to.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
I hate googling answers.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
I'd rather be so like, yeah, are like tires are
made of spikes? Like why is he even getting ripped
up in the Why does water? How does water screw
up cement? It dissolves it?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah? I always thought like, well, see, I always thought.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
That the potholes were created from cold and cold weather
cities where because like the water gets into the road,
it freezes, expands and breaks it up, right, and so yeah,
and then of course, or then plows like the snowplows
like you know, kind of tear up.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
The roads as well.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
So if you want to buy two buildings, you just
shoot water at it, but and then freeze it.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
You could do that because it would expand. But uh,
then you get to a place like a warm weather
city where it doesn't ever freeze, and you go, wait
a minute, there's potholes here still too, No snowplows, no
water getting into cracks and freezing and expanding.

Speaker 10 (24:16):
Where the innards of the road go.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Yeah, I'm assuming that they can, you know, fix this
problem all the time. But why do that because you're
going to put yourself out of a job.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Well, yeah, and apparently, and the sun, the sun really
dries out the asphalt, it weakens the chemical bonds.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Then what about potholes in concrete highways and freeways?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
What about the city of Rome? Weird?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Well about it's been there for thousands of year, that'shalt. Yeah, Well, no,
medicine is not. He's looking into some stupidly into something.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
There are peers.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Romans were the first civilization that figured out how to
do air water, concrete and cement. And there are peers
that they built two thousand years ago, yes, that are
still around today.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's a really old pier.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
But in general they used they used actual carved stone
and that's why they got like aqueducts have been around
for like mad years. Yes, more rome today.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's also Alpha Kappa Alpha Day.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
What is that? That is a sorority.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
I believe that's a traditionally black Fields Kamala Harris's sorority.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Wasn't that in the news that.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Would make sense?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Okay, well, wow, that's neat Well. Patrick Mahomes and his
wife Brittany, they just had their baby. It's their second kid.
It's a girl, I'm sorry. Third they named her Golden Ray.
Now the other kids, they're named Sterling Ray and Bronze.
I'm sorry, Sterling Sky. So you have Golden Ray, Sterling Sky,

(25:48):
and then I'm not sure what Bronze is name middle
name is.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
But that's at least a boy, at least a got
his son.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Should they have at least named them in the reverse order,
because the first one's gold, second one is silver, third one's.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Bron I don't know. After seems like a nice guy,
but boy did he screw up with his wife. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I think, like anything, douchey I just assigned to her. Yeah,
because she's clearly the douche between the two.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
For sure, and she got her hooks into him early though,
when they're like high school sweetheart she invested.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
At this point, of the teams that are left, who
do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
People we asked, the most popular answer the Kansas City
Chiefs and then also the Detroit Lions. Meanwhile, thirty three
percent of people just don't care, nineteen percent aren't sure,
and twenty two percent of people plan to watch most
of these preseason games, but thirty seven percent don't plan
on watching, and nine percent say they'll only watch once

(26:38):
it gets to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Well, at the referee treat they said, the Chiefs at
the what retreat the ref Oh, it's not one of
your referee doing, Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Besides the Super Bowl, the Madden Ball is also happening
in New Orleans. If you didn't know, the Madden Ball
features the best Madden Football players in the world competing
for a one million dollars prize pool, I didn't know
it is happening on Friday, February seventh. You can watch
it on Twitch or on their YouTube accounts. But besides
all the riveting action watching people play video games, they've

(27:07):
also announced some performers. You Got, Jelly Roll, Shaboozi, Chris Stapleton,
They're all going to be there. Bill Maher says he's
got no plans to stop doing real time on HBO.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
My question is, why would he? What a Kate gig?
Do you ever watch the credits on that? Not a
lot of writers?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, just a ton of writers. So he'll sit there
and go, I like that one, I like that one,
I like that one, kind of put it all together
and look, and he's I think he's a funny guy too.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
He's definitely got to you know. He does love scolding
his audience when they don't laugh though.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah yeah, well I mean like hill hill pause, Okay,
yes not And then he goes backstage and beats the
writers nine inch nails. They're aplotting a twenty twenty five
world tour, but they're waiting to announce the details because
of the California wildfires.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I guess it messed up their announcement.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Aerosmith might not be done after all what it all
depends on Steven Tyler's recovery from vocal issue.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
All Right, I'm gonna go to the first show and
you just I can help him with.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then for the first time, the first show in
thirty years is gonna be at the Bottle Rock NAPA
Festival in May.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
I was wondering if you're going to cover this one.
This is big.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's big, but like I don't understand, like why it's big.
All I can think of is one song, four non blondes.
Who cares for one song. It's like going to see Sponge.

Speaker 10 (28:21):
Who cares well and they have.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
My bigger headline is they haven't been milking this for
the past thirty years, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's a great song. What's up?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (28:31):
They don't give me rocking out?

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Yeah? Backyard and I wouldn't even take the walk back.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, And I like that song a lot, but it's
the one song. It's like uh and Sponge. I like
their Molly, I like Waxes Static, Uh PLoud, which is
the album where Rotting Rotting was the album with plowed.
That's a great song. And so they had, you know
a handful of songs that I like. They were playing

(28:59):
this radio station show for the station I was working at.
They started with PLoud, which I thought was crazy. I'm like, wow,
that's your biggest song and you're starting with it. And
then they did a bunch of other songs that people
really didn't necessarily care about, and then they did this
like jam band version of PLoud to wrap up the show.
So they played the one song twice. Maybe that's what
fordn Blanc should do, right, just play that twice.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Well, they said that they recorded another album that was
never released.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Oh cool, that'll get the crowd going. And new stuff Yeah,
new stuff is always well, people want.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
To see it shows. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Coming up this weekend, Dave Chappelle is gonna be the
host on sn L. The musical guest is Glorilla, and
then the following week, on the twenty fifth, Timothy Chalamy
will host and be his own musical guest.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, hen be singing Bob Dylan. Yeah for sure. Yeah, Okay, Greg,
I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I don't like this guy and I don't want to
like this guy, but apparently he's really really good.

Speaker 10 (29:51):
As Bob Dylan.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, yeah, apparently.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Yeah, you hate Bob Dylan of course to.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
Ears like if you say you like Bob Dylan, you're lying.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
I mean, there's a couple of songs I go, okay,
really yeah, but like as a as a whole.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, I'd never seen him.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I couldn't force myself to a bunch of Bob Dylan memorabilia,
including early drafts of his number one hit Mister Tambourine Man,
and an original oil painting of his soon up forbid.
Julian's Auction is gonna be releasing Bob Dylan's fifty Extraordinary Artifacts,
and they're expecting some of these items to bring in
up to six hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
I say hippies and beat Nicks were easily impressed, is
my people like, Look.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
It's not as about the way he sounds. He's a
poet cool.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
He had to be told how to sing his own
part as Bob Dylan and We Are the World?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Did you watch that documentary?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Hey, Stevie Wonder had to go, no, man, this is
how you sound.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
I wish I was mega rich. I would buy the
oil painting at auction and just throw it like a
frisbee off.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Ability that was there, like a Wu Tang album that
somebody bought for like so it was like one copy of.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Ten million dollars. He used it as a coffee cup tray.
Martin Skelly, that's a squirrell dog.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
And then somebody who was that guy? I know that
like he was like some kind.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Of like he was bro yesrelly legend. Shelly Wait, is
he a cool guy? No?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I know, Yeah, he's a nerd. Who's who's cosplaying is cool?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
We got some birthdays and Porner birtha is greg I'm
not really clear.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Are you gonna be watching that SNL or yeah? Birthday
both show this shivery. We're gonna it's shivery. We're gonna
sit the She was like, it's shiverday and you know
we don't do.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Happy birthday to the former Saints quarterback Drew Brees forty
six Today, menace, it's Pitt Bull's birthday forty four. You
got Regina King Sandra Palmer on twenty four. I was also,
you know, Jared McGuire, Miss Congenie out and we're usually
get a K fifty four today. Mister van Peebles, Mario
van Peebles is sixty eight. He got Skrillicks who is

(32:09):
thirty seven?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is dump step still a thing? I know that's kind
of falling out m.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah, still that was, but that style of dumpstep had
a very distinctive sound to me. Yeah, more so than
like EDM stiff, almost like hard metal type.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Dove Cameron is she's kind of a big deal on
the Disney Channel. I know exactly what for, but Dove
Cameron is twenty nine. James Nesbit beaufour in the Hobbit trilogy,
and am I saying that name right? Beaufour both is
sixty None of us Hobbit fans apparently. And then Eddie Cahill,
he's Rachel's assistant on Friends. Oh yeah, and Detective Don

(32:45):
on CSI, New York, forty seven years old today.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
Well he got another job after Friends.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Your porn of birthday is Tasha Rain. And this is
one of those situations where you might not know the name,
but if you saw her vagina, you know her.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
She's been in five hundred and sixty six fine films,
including farm Girls Gone Bad. She was in First Time Anal,
Superstars Back Toward. She was in Spring Makes Me Horny
Volume one, also Big Breast Nurses Volume seven, greg she
was in something called Licking Pinko, also Fill My Throat

(33:19):
Volumes nine and ten, and who could forget her unforgettable
role in Cinderella Meets her Penis Charming? Oh alright, glove, Yeah,
that's that's Tasha Rain, who's thirty six years old. Today
I met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Wednesday morning look at what is happening in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
You're on the Woody Show, Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Times you wrap up, get out of here, all right?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Wednesday podcasts plural, There will be two. You find the
full show podcast, also the abbreviated Highlight podcast, which is about,
you know, fifteen to thirty minutes, depending on how much
we really enjoyed from today's show. That's how you can
always tell how we felt about the show that day.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I say fifteen minutes, is it closer to the thirty minutes?
Either way. Both are available the woodieshow dot com. However
you see fit to enjoy the program. We appreciate you listening.
But on today's show, we got the redneck news sprendy
redneck news and all the trending news headlines, of course,
and then Sammy's question got the conversation going.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
She was wondering if something that she observed was gay.
But then I got into a bit of a confessional
where I joined the first Timers club for something and
wanted to get the opinion from Greg the official.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Is it gay? We'll responded that more. It's all on
the Wednesday podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Just hit up the woodieshow dot com coming up for
you tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
What is something that wasn't that bad?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Like you went into it going, oh man, this is
gonna suck, and then it turned out, you know what,
not that bad. Example, I give vasectomy sound. I had
a vasectomy. It really wasn't that bad. But we're talking
about this because we have some audio. There's a guy
who says that he loves being in jail.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, what's the guy? Was the guy in Shawshank Redemption?
The old guy? Yeah, no, not the old guy who
in Brooks.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Yeah, he was out for like a day and then.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Couldn't couldn't handle it.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
He tried to work at the grocery store, couldn't do it,
hung himself from the raptors. But yeah, he just loved
being in jail. There's a real live guy loves being
in jail. We're gonna meet him. Also a dumb ass contest.
It's radio's most immature game. We're gonna play Guess Who's gas.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
I think the world needs it now.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That and more tomorrow Wednesday here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
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