The Woody Show April 19th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Nerdin Out, Dad Jokes & More! 

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Speaker's. Due to the graphic natureof this program, listener discretion is advised.
I think that's not all the WoodyShow. This is the Woody Show.

(00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody.

(00:48):
Iday is April the nineteenth, twentytwenty four. And would you look at
that, ladies and gentlemen, wemade it to the end of another week.
It is a Friday morning. Yeah, yes, it is Friday.
Another weekend is upon us. I'mmorning. That's Raby, Oh g Ravey.

(01:08):
There's Greg Gory. Good menaces here? What is wood We got Sea
Bass Sammy, there's born Caroline.See our employee of the month Morgan Cheeze
here Bonner, video producer and ourguest of honor you Friday. It's the
Woody Show Friday morning. We arethe Woody Show. Phones are open at

(01:34):
eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday. Check ins on the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Justtell us who you are and then where
around town you're listening to The WoodyShow this morning. Anybody anything you'd like
to have us mentioned, maybe someweekend plans that you're all excited about.
Let us know. For twenty brayeah, bruh, let's good. First
time in the long time it's beenon a Saturday. Yeah. No,

(01:57):
oh, it's just like my twentyon the weekend. Maybe let me ask,
because your mom's birthday is also onSaturday, how did she feel about
your rampant drug use? I mean, like, is it just something that's
kind of unspoken because she knows becauseshe listens, We never speak about it.

(02:21):
It never comes up, like howdoes she feel because she's from a
different generation, so she's like fromthe reefer madness generations where people were paranoid
of of of pot. And ifshe was legitimately bothered and upset, she
would have talked to me about it, would she or she? Do you
get that from her? Because likeyou're very uh you know, well you'll

(02:42):
bottle stuff up, yeah, nonconfrontational. Yeah, figure maybe you'll pass
yeah, you know. Yeah.I was kind of wonder like what was
going on, you know, ifshe really knew, like like when she
visits that she hit the bong withyou or ask you about your I will

(03:02):
say, though, she moved thisweek, so I was talking to her
and just you know, to makesure everything went well, which it did,
and so my brother's birthday was alsoalso this week, and we gave
him a shout out and she said, I I hadn't heard it yet,
and uh, but she said,but will it be with the birthdays and
the porno birthday? Here in youreighty four year old mother, say porn

(03:28):
no birthday, it's pretty hot rightnow. That was way more unsettling than
like anything she can say about andthen she said she I've seen all those
movies. By the way, myfavorite one is say Aloha to my A
whole lot disconcerting. My favorite roleswhen she was in four Horse One Man.

(03:53):
She did really love that Crimson Jasmineor whatever that real or catch.
Yeah. Yeah, on the showToday Friday Fail Stories, your dumbass contest
will be the d u i QRave's got nerd up for the hours up
be excited to see you. Askdad jokes on the show Today. Always

(04:14):
good for a Friday. Yeah,so we're gonna We're gonna have that for
you on the show. Oh.Speaking of addictions like rabian drugs and porn,
Greg Greg is newly right, it'snewly addicted. The new addictions I've
had this addiction for not coober grape, not peanut, butter, eminem.
It is a food though, icecream, magic shell, all those things

(04:38):
are fantastic. This is a foodand former addictions, but my new food
addiction. And I want to knowfrom you guys. I guess I could
have looked this up, but Ididn't feel like it. I'll just ask
you. Yeah. So, I'mtrying to eat better and I'm eating smaller
portions and trying to cut carbs andall that cliche crap. But my new
thing, and it is a carb, but I don't care. I think
they're good for you. Is sweetpotato? Oh yeah, I they are

(05:00):
very trendy in the health food world. Yes are they? Yes? Well,
it depends on what you do tothem. I just, uh,
are you putting sugar and cinnamon onthe You have to? They're so sweet
alone. Yeah, they're so good. They're so comparab to a regular potato.
They're sweet. Salts up on them. You can literally just throw them
a microwave and dip them in almostanything. I put them in the microwave
for about I don't know, let'ssay five to ten minutes, depending how

(05:23):
big it is, and then Iput it in the oven for like an
hour and you know, skin on, and then I just slice it open.
I do put a dash of salt, a little bit of hot sauce
if I'm feeling like it. Okay, now, Greg, you know it's
really good, and I eat.I'm eating like at least one to day
sometime. That's my whole meal,just to sweet potato cube those things up.
Yeah, Toss them in a littlebit of olive oil, not not

(05:44):
a ton, right, Okay,salt them, throw them in the air
fryer. Really an hour, like, dude, Like they'll be done in
an hour, like I'm taking they'llbe done like he's putting them in the
oven for an hour, like foran hour fifteen minutes, and they're they're
sweet potato home fries basically, right, And you can still use your hot
sauce and stuff, but you're notspending all that time. It gets to
your mouth faster, because I mean, I'm definitely not new to sweet potatoes,

(06:06):
but I used to not eat themfrequently, maybe a couple of times
a year. I have literally hadthem every day now and then when I
can't even think of what to makefor dinner, I'll just have a sweet
potato and some broccoli. So you'reeating for dinner. Yeah, and it's
so good. And then if Ihave, if I make two at a
time, the next day, I'llgo home and have lunch and I'll have

(06:27):
I think I'll just have a sweetpotato. Yeah, what I can't eat?
So are you starving yourself? No? Is that what you're doing?
No? But I'm just eating smallerportions. And I know that if it's
only it's not balanced, right,just a sweet potato. But that's what
I'm wondering. It's good for you, right, because yeah, fiber,
sure, but are they quote fatting? Look at the Look at the macros,
greg that's very easy per pound eata pound of sweet potatoes less than

(06:51):
four hundred calories. Could you eatthree pounds of food in a day?
Probably not? Probably not? Sothat three pound sweet potatoes that's a twelve
hundred calories nice pounds of food.So am I Am I doing the right
morning? Right? It's better thanif I ate like you know? Of
course, Okay, I can't tellyou because I'm not really a big fan
of sweet potatoes. Well, Ilike, I don't like a sweet ptato,

(07:14):
like a baked sweet potato like youwould have a regular baked regular.
I do like sweet potato fries.I do like where they're cubed up and
either baked or air fried, thatkind of thing. It's good, it's
good there, but whole no whole, no, you know what, because
it's it's still too dry. Likeit's better when they're like it's not as
it's not as bad when they're cubedup like that with the home fries because

(07:38):
they're still crispy on the outside andyou get like you get more of the
there. I don't know, there'stoo much. I don't like the consistency,
like they're really better for me.I love the mush and I love
the kind of stringing mush, andI don't like string mush. You can
scrape it right off the peel.None of it goes to waste. So

(07:59):
good. I think I was inspiredbecause I make my dog's food and it's
like a bunch of that is sweet. Yeah. We do have a speaking
of food, we got some foodnew all right, Well we have KFC.
They're trying something el It's called aTwister wrap. The Twister will include

(08:20):
two original tenders, lettuce, tomato, and their pepper Mao sauce on a
toasted tortilla. Yeah, so yougot that. They're just trying that out
right now. It's like a testthing right now. Before but not in
a toast of tortilla. Domino's hada Brooklyn style pizza on their menu before,
but now they've got a new andimproved version that they've named the New

(08:41):
York Style Pizza. Okay, I'msure it's vastly different. Well, a
thinner crust, right, Yeah.McDonald's just added two new chicken sandwiches to
their menu lineup, with a newBacon Cajun Ranch mccrispy and the Bacon Cajun
Ranch Deluxe. Wow. Yeah,Southern style fried chicken filet, apple wood

(09:07):
smoked bacon, crinkle cut pickles,finished with a creamy Cajun Ranch sauce on
the top and bottom of a warm, lightly toasted potato roll. Yeah,
because they're rough equivalent to the Chickfil a sandwich. You think the McChicken
is that little crappy frozen fried thing. Yeah. Right, And then they

(09:28):
had like they have a grilled chickenthey call it Southern style, a ka
Chick fil a style chick fili,And then that's the mccrispy, right,
And then you throw the other crapon it you just mentioned until you get
these different variations. All right,pop Tarts. They've rolled out their latest
innovation pop Tarts, Crunchy Poppers.Yes, I saw this. Yeah,

(09:54):
very convenient. They promised flavor andtexture in every bite they were claiming to
revolutionize. It's a crisp exterior andthen it's filled, you know, like
with the you know stuff that theywould normally have it a filled pop tart,
right. They're come in two flavors. They got a frosted strawberry crunch
and a frosted brownie crunch. Thelittle bites, Greg, Yeah, designed

(10:16):
for convenience because they've had bites before. But I guess these crunchy ones are
crunchy. I mean this is reallydesigned for shoveling. Yep, yeah,
hand right in your mouth. Yeah. In the beverage department, Mountain Dew,
they're celebrating the twentieth birthday of afan favorite flavor, Baja Blast.
Yeah, and they're they're taking thatand making a special Baja Blast flavor of

(10:39):
Dorito's only available while they last atTaco Bell Menace, so you can go
there and then also on the beveragetip Starbucks. They have unveiled some new
spicy lemonade refreshers. Okay, thatsounds good. I don't eat spicy spicy

(11:01):
drink though. I love a spicylike bloody marrit yes that, or a
spicy Mark. Oh yeah, allthat chicks love those right now? Throw
up in there. Yeah, skinnygirl, spicy Mark. So they got
three flavors. They got spicy dragonfruit, spicy pineapple. Imagine how it'll
make you taste to Mario right right? Oh, he would be in for
a spicy pineapple, oh yeah,and then a spicy strawberry along with new

(11:26):
spicy cold I'm sorry spicy cream coldfoam made with Starbucks spicy Chili powder blend.
Have you ever gone into Starbucks andgot one of their like pink drinks?
Ever? Ever? I have gottenone thing at Starbucks. I got
the dragon fruit. I walked ifit was for six bucks, for this
giant thing of juice. I walkedinto a Starbucks either day on the way

(11:48):
here, and it was this dudein front of me. He was got
the reflective vest clearly on a workcrew, and he had his little he
was clearly picking up drinks for thecrew and two of them. Were these
giant pink like strawberry whatever they Yeah, no, the dragon fruit bombs.
I didn't see the guys who aredrinking those, but I was definitely jugg
it judging. No man on awork crew should be getting for his by

(12:09):
thirty drinks on pig drink bottle drinks. You haven't. You haven't tried it.
You don't know exactly. I doknow. I got a satchel that
says I ain't trying it. That'swhat I'm saying. What you got there
by the man? Cool? Igotta get Stanley and let's put it in
there so you can't see it.Hi phones are up at eight seven seven
forty four. Woody hit us upwith the text over to two two nine

(12:31):
eight seven More Friday Woody shows.Next, hang on their DIARYA guess the
Woody Show. Hey, it's man'scheck out. The Lazy Dog Restaurants made
to order lunch specials three dollars offroad trip boles and other delicious meals starting
at only eight dollars and seventy fivecents, available every day until four pm.
Order for pickup or delivery, freedelivery on orders over twenty five dollars

(12:52):
Lazydog Restaurants dot com. Hello,welcome to another edition of the Menace Cooking
Corners. Yes yet, Now todayI'm going to give you a really quick
recipe on how to be a hitat any party. Oh yes, ship,
check out my wienies, yes ship, Oh yeah, yes, chick,
you got some Menace world famous wienersright there. Yes, thank you.
Yeah, I like to hust awoody shoe. And we are into

(13:16):
another new hour insensitivity training for apolitically correct world here on this Friday morning,
April nineteenth, twenty twenty four.Woody ravy. Yes, there's Greg
Goryoy, the Wiener man himself.There's Menace. I we got Sea Bass,
there's Sammy phones are open eight sevenseven forty four Wooding. You can

(13:37):
hit us up with a text overto two to nine eight seven Friday check
ins. Send those over some Wienernews for you, menace. Sweet twenty
seven year old guy somehow broke hispenis while he was rolling over in his
sleep. He he broke it intwo places because he had had wood Yeah.
Yeah, he had a sleeponner.Yeah. Ended up meeting surgery.

(14:01):
And when he rolled over there wasa quote audible snap sound that obviously woke
him up. Also the intense painand uh, he waited thirty six hours
before going to the hospital what country, Uh don't know, didn't it sounds
like something that happens, like,you know, but they fixed them up,
Asia, they fixed them up.He's going to be fun. No,

(14:22):
I mean, dudes break their penis. I don't necessarily buy that he
broke it in his sleep. Maybehe was doing something, Yeah, so
they got you know, there's partsof the story I certainly don't believe.
But the breaking of the penis thathappens, he was an effect that Yeah,
Like if it really was like anaccident, something that happened in the
middle of the night, sleep bonerrolls over breaks his penis, Like,

(14:43):
I think he would have gone tothe hospital right away. But the fact
that he waited thirty six hours,Yeah, that's the part that I don't
disagree because you might think, Okay, it'll just go away. Yeah,
better, maybe it's just just sprain. Something I would imagine that would Matt
like immediately turned like purple. Yeah, you broke you broke stuff so much.
There's no bone obviously, but likethere's a lot of damage there,

(15:07):
but you're embarrassed. You don't wantto go to the hop that doesn't work
too much unsense? Do you everdo that? You make do the wild
turnover though, like in the middleof the night where you actually kind of
get airborne a little bit when youjust like when you flip, Yeah,
like when you you know, thekind of to get me airborne? All
right, anybody else, I doknow what you mean? Aggressive turnover?

(15:30):
Yes, yeah, well you kindof like bounce on the mattress, go
in the air and then flip overlarnever done that, Yeah about you're kind
of like because you're on one shoulderand you have to like and you're you're
just propelling yourself. You're going allright, I totally get so I could
see you've almost broken your penis doingthis or not me personally, but I

(15:52):
could see how he could get ina position like that, right if you're
doing the aggressive if you're doing theaggressive role live. Yeah, he was
bagging produce for sure. Yeah hewas trying to stick it in something.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a facteither way. That's how we alchied what
do you show? Original game?So we got to see the d u

(16:15):
i Q cut up this hour chanceto win some stuff with our dumb ass
contest, and ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls, time for your Friday
fail stories. Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls. You mention, it

(17:10):
is time for those Friday fail story. All these people thought they had the
perfect play on the planet, couldnever go wrong, and somewhere along the
line it went from being a greatidea to one big stake in Mega Uber
Ultra. I'll tell you what,I think we're getting really really good at

(17:41):
it, really good. Yeah.I think you know, fifteen years will
do that. Yeah, you're boundto come around. Yeah, at some
point you'll get it, you know. Yeah. All right, So fail
story is starting with one about thecoffee chain. Tim Horton's Oh What's going
on? Sent an email to thisguy's names Darren Jones told him that he

(18:03):
had won a forty thousand dollars fishingboat. It was the grand prize in
a contest they had been running calledRoll Up to Win. Yeah, and
as you'd imagine, you know,Darren pretty psyched about this until you know,
it was about an hour later,though, his buddy called and said,
dude, guess what, I wona boat? Uh? Oh,
what's happening. Turns out Tim Horton'smade a mistake. Apparently told everybody,

(18:25):
thousands of people that they had wonthe boat. They sent a follow up
email telling everybody to disregard the boatthing. But now you got two thousand
of them and growing who are threateningthem with a class action lawsuit and they're
all demanding their boats. Yeah,we're coming for you. And uh with
Pepsi and the Philippines where they accidentallyput out like all these winter caps.

(18:51):
Yeah, it always costs like awar. Yeah, well here's some of
the people. I was thrilled.I could not believe what I was reading.
It's frustrating that they can tell youwon something and then just say all
of a sudden, you didn't winit. Like that's the frustrating part.
And it just doesn't make sense howthey can do that. They do owe
people what they want, and anemail just isn't going to cut it.
Well, that's probably all you're gettingexactly, because the fine print, which

(19:12):
nobody read, says Tim Hortons hasthe right to cancel, amend, or
suspend the contest if there's any sortof error made. Right, being frustrated
doesn't equal lossuit. Yeah, beingbummed out. Yeah no, Here's here's
the thing. This happened before withtim Hortons just last year. Last year
they accidentally told a bunch of peoplethey had won ten thousand dollars cash.

(19:33):
Oh my god. And to settlethat one, they gave each customer a
fifty dollars gift card for their troubles. So, whoever's running yeah, the
web department, somebody needs to berightings running me. Tim Horton's promotions department
is not doing a good job.Got to step up. The ever's running
the Tim Horton's coffee department. Great, Yeah, you're doing good. They
have awesome coughs with the online stuff. That's a lot. Next up,

(19:56):
in Ohio, a healthcare worker whospecializes an act puncture went on a house
call, met with a patient,you know, instarted the needles, and
then ran back home for a bit, fell asleep, and completely forgot about
the patient. Oh oh no.The patient waited about two hours after the
session was supposed to end, thenjust pulled the needles out themselves and called
the cops. Chial Dong Wang isthe worker's name, first of all,

(20:21):
Dong first of all Wang. Accordingto the report, the patient wasn't hurt,
just confused. The State Board ofMedicine has fined him five hundred bucks
and his medical licenses in jeopardy.It is up for renewal later on this
year, medical for acupuncture. Likesome couple that was at a clinic I

(20:41):
think about two months ago. Thishappened to them where they're just in the
waiting room and then no one evercame back, and then they opened the
door and the lights are off forthe whole place, and then so they
start walking and there's motion sensors,so they set off the alarm. So
bad. Yeah. Law firm wasworking on completing this divorce for a client

(21:02):
and they were using this online portalsystem to file things. So they went
through the entire online process. Theygot to the final screen, they clicked
confirmed divorce and it says you know, are you sure? Yeah, yep,
are totally done. But there wasonly one problem. They realized they
made a mistake, but it wastoo late and they had accidentally granted a

(21:23):
divorce to a different client, acouple listed in the report here as mister
and missus Williams who had been marriedfor twenty one years. So the firm
they immediately called the court, toldthem they had pressed the wrong button,
asked for them to repeal the divorce, but the judge refused the request.
The divorce was final and now andmissus Williams, they have to go and

(21:45):
get married again. Oh my god, excuse New York Valunce. Yeah,
at the expense of the law firm. I'm assuming what, dick judge,
Yeah, for sure. This chicken, Orange County, California. She's been
searching for jobs while she finishes upthere at Chapman University. She applied to
four different jobs before she caught amistake on her resume. Near the bottom

(22:08):
of the second page, she accidentallyadded a photo of Miley Cyrus and it
was like an old photo of Mileyas Handah Montana standa next to a horse
or something. And she knows howit happened. She said she was taking
a break from the whole job searchresume thing and she saw the Miley photo
online, thought it was funny.Has a friend who's a big Miley fan.
Wanted to save it so she couldsend it to the friend later,

(22:30):
but instead of dragging it to herdesktop, she dragged it onto the resume
file that was open she freaked outwhen she realized what she did, but
it was too late, kind oflike the divorce thing. It was already
submitted and there was no way toresubmit. And so far she hasn't heard
back from anyone. She says shedoesn't expect to. She feels like sale,
you know, because that happens.Yeah. And finally, one of

(22:53):
my favorite stories of the week.This is also from Michigan, where this
loser on a motorcycle he got himselfarrested. He was antagonizing a police officer.
Smart, yeah, because that's thesmart thing to do. He was
pulling up on the cop there,cop to the cop car. He's on
his motorcycle. He's popping wheelies.Good cool, speeding up, slowing down,

(23:15):
standing up. They'll never catch me, yeah, and then he speeds
off. Cops. They chase him, and here's some of the chatter between
the officers and a police helicopter duringthe pursuit. To me, he's doing
a willie on a freeway. Prettynice, all right. He's crawling on
if or not he might be outof gas. Looks like he's giving up.

(23:41):
Dumbass, arrested and taking the failjail. So good. So good.
All right, Well, there's yourFriday fail stories everybody. It's gonna
give you a chance to win.We got the dumb ass contest coming up
for you. Next, we gotthe d u y Q. If you
want to play, give us acall now. Eight seven seven forty four

(24:02):
Woody is the number. That's eightseven seven forty four Woodies. Should be
a pretty easy win for a Fridaymorning. Okay, So, but if
you want to play eight seven sevenforty four Wooding, we're having some computer
issue. No never out live aWoody show, and time for our Friday
morning dumb ass contest. Everybody,Yes, and today's dumb ass contest is

(24:26):
the Duq. Yeah, d ui Q looking for a contesting at eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Thatis an eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
And let's say hello to our contestanthere. Let's go to Mario.
Good morning, not your Mario GregOkay, this is a Mario, not

(24:49):
to be confused with Gregg's lover Mariolover. Hey, good morning, Mario,
how are you good? Good morning? What do you show? Great
me? Love? Thank you forthank you. Listen, let's let's win
you apprized this morning, Mario.All right, so Sea Bass explain the
way the game works. Do YouLike You IQ works by me finding somebody
nice and drunk out on the streetsand then asking them simple questions. You

(25:11):
play by guessing, well, thisperson get those questions correct or not,
and if you guess correctly two timesout of three, you win. All
right, So before we get tothe questions that matter here, Mario,
we're gonna play a little clip fromthe person, the drunk that Sea Bass
ran into. This way, wehave just a better idea just how with
it or not with it? Theyare before you start trying to guess,
So they're gonna know stuff. Andwho do we have here, Sea Bass?

(25:32):
Young lady named Jocelyn is gonna tellus just what a responsible and thoughtful
person she is while she's out partying. Okay, today, I've had some
gatorade, I've had some vodka,I've had some water, I've had everything
tequila smart, I've been hang onfriends, trying to ignore the boys even
though they're trying to come up tome. You know, Hibe, what

(25:55):
do they say when they come upto you? They say, Hey,
baby girl, what can I dofor you? And I said, I'm
okay, nothing I'm trying to dowith my girl. What's the best way
to hit on you? What's yourpassion? That's crazy, I know,
but none of them care. Iyou are correct, none of them care.

(26:18):
Hey, baby girl, what's youpassionate about? Your passion's talk about
heart? I wonder what Jocelyn's passionis? Well, you know what the
best didn't ask. I guess it'sgot lost. Well, they have so
much time. All right, Mario, are you ready for question number one?
I am all right. Here wego, d y Q. Who

(26:40):
wrote the words to the Star Spangledbanner? All right? Who wrote the
words to the Star Spangled banner?This doesn't give it away, but this
is been in the news recently.Yes, I don't think anybody. I
don't think anybody will make that connection. Kind of they're stupid, all rights?
Yeah, what are you here?Okay? It very much has all

(27:03):
right, let's see. I don'tthink wrote it though. I don't think
anybody here knows. I'm triple knowingthis. Uh yeah, I don't.
I don't think that Joscely's going toknow it. I think there's a no
based on look on her face.Sammy does not know. She hasn't.
Okay, yeah, so triple no, you write a triple no, Greg

(27:23):
Gory, let's go surface to airmissile No, SAMSI all right to menace
and Sammy. Do you think thatJoscelyn is going to know this one?
No? All right? No,so everybody in the room here, Mario
says, no that Jocen will know. But what do you think? No
way, no way, all right, it's find out question number one for

(27:44):
the d u i Q who wrotethe words to the Star Spangled Banner.
Sammy, I just don't even havea clue. So I wrote down Caitlin
Clark because she's been in the news. Clark, no giving up aloud.
I'm on Sammy's when I wrote downFred Astare Ross. Well, okay,

(28:07):
Well, Betsy Ross also has abridge named after her, right, the
Key Bridge in Baltimore is what hasbeen in the news, right, what
he got? It? Named afterthe guy who wrote the Star Spangled banner,
Sammy Key, mister Key, misterkey Key, Scott Key name ringer,

(28:30):
Bill, Francis Scott Key. Okay, Francis Scott Key bridge you heard,
Okay, wasn't making that connection?I thought it was going to be
like in the news, because isn'tthere like a verse tak him out of
it? I don't know that thatpart of the news I missed. I
guess okay, all right, let'ssee if if you let's see if you're

(28:51):
on the board. Question number one, who wrote the words to the star
spangled banner? Washington? Do youknow any words to the stars? Right
by flag, red, blue andflags? Yeah, he was the best

(29:12):
answer with George Washing explains to herit was written by George Washington. Yeah,
Fred Astaire or Caitlyn Clark. Heguy needs to be more famous.
Yeah, I think he is prettythird grade. All right, well,
Mario, great news. You're onthe board. You got a point.

(29:33):
The next two questions, you onlygot to get one of them right.
Question number two for the d yQ, the prime meridian indicates what It's
a little open ended, but tripleno atomic nuclear Nagasakipoa lips triple note,
trying to think retaliatory airstrike, nocluster. I'm kind of thinking Menace would

(30:03):
know this. Bunker Buster. No. Yeah, let's go triple no again.
All right, so Menace and Sammy, do you think that I think
Johnson is going to get this one. No, no, all right,
So it's allot to sweep for nohere in the room, Mario, what
do you think, yes or no? I gotta say no, no way,

(30:26):
no way, all right. Questionnumber two for the d U i
Q the prime meridian indicates what hell? Who is Jennie? Either one I've
heard of it? Is it ariver? Indication of a river? Okay,
indication of a river? Alright?Area? Okay? Alright? Uh

(30:56):
Sammy? Is it like the verticalequator kind of situation? Look at that
girl? Yeah, you might haveeven passed by it. Man, I'm
trying to because they do. Wasa spot where it thinks a big on
the on the building. That's agiant line where because it's it's ours,
it is yes, East and Westernhemisphere. It is arbitrary, right,

(31:17):
that's it's where the GMT Northern SouthernHemisphere, East and Western Hemisphere it spluts
the eastern Western Hemisphere. Is itby Honduras? I've been there. I
just think Honduras was in charge ofmaking the question number two. That's good
jobs, Sammy, Mario. Hesaid that he didn't think that Jostle is

(31:40):
going to give this one. Soif she bombs. He wins the dumb
Ass Contest today. Let's find outthe prime meridian indicates what? No?
Is that geological? Geographical, geodrafticallike variety, like overdical CeNSE, right

(32:00):
boy, Mario, so stressful geological? Yeah? All right, well Mario,
congratulations you are the winner here onthe dry Thank you, nice work,
my friend. Hey, you knowwhat, have a great weekend,
Mario. Thank you so much forlistening the Woodie Show. And hang on
so we can get your info.Okay, well done, Well all right,

(32:25):
all right, well there's there's ourwinner, Mario. Now we have
one more question that he did notneed for the contest, but just for
funds. He used question number threefor the d y Q. A but
soon is a type of what allright, okay you, Sammy, did
you miss the question? I'm thinkingA but soon is a type of what

(32:49):
the answer be like super general?Uh? Yes, all right, say
he's thinking about like she's going towrite us the whole history of how the
thing came to be. Right,I will say the answer can be super
general. I'll say yes and yesfor Sammy and Venice. I'm saying no
for Josh, no for Joscelyn no, yeah, she is no up from

(33:09):
down right? All right? No, she gets pretty close. Yeah she
did say George Washington. Yeah,that's close. Here's closer than you guys
on that one. That's true.True. Yes, I'll say no for
Joscelyn. I'll say yes for menace. No for Sammy. I agree with
that, yes, menace. Andthen two nos. All right, medicine

(33:30):
Sammy. Do you think that Jocelyngets this one? No way? All
right? Question number three for thed U y Q. But soon is
a type of what and this isgoing to be we're on account of three.
We both say our answer at thesame time. All right, one
two three weather event, weather event? And what did you say? Weapon?
Weapon? Those are both wrong?General? Wow, I said an

(33:55):
instrument instrument. There you go,Yes it is. It's a musical instrument.
Yeah, damn dog. Then whywould that be a general because the
instruments opposed to like saying like woodwind, brass. Why did you get in
that in depth that much? Wouldmaybe not even if I was blackout drunk,
I would still say woodwind that's atype of whatever. It's a type

(34:17):
of drunk before it's you know,like, yeah, you can computers,
these days. So I see whereyou were going with your answer. They're
like a monsoon or something because ithas something you drew a parallel to monsoon
based on bassoon, Yeah, basedon sounds the same. Thank you.

(34:38):
The problem is, at least sofar man, computers don't literally handle every
single syllable that comes out. Iunderstand that was the computer chiming inside idiot
better than everybody else. Just becauseyou memorize a couple of things, don't
feel bad eight one eight, sayingthese d y Q questions have been tougher
as of late. I don't thinkmost sober people would know prime meridian.

(34:59):
I think I think you're stupid andthe entire country in the world is being
done down. Is that you thinkthat primaridian I would think would be I
had geography in like six grade ofthe probably six grade eleven years old.
Ye before computers, okay, whichis true, But one that thing you

(35:19):
do with the other saying just becauseyou memorize some information, it's not about
memorizing. I understand why people areimpressive back in the day before computers.
I'm not arguing, Wow, thisis the world's warns person, and then
you can act like we have adifferent learning experience. I'm not saying that
all the questions I think are aseasy as possessor. They certainly aren't.

(35:39):
But like prime meridian, dude,it's like it's not knowing equator like Francis
Scott Key start there, I was. I don't know that I ever learned
that, if we're being honest,I have no heard it. But like,
why is that important to know?My question is, well, you

(36:00):
can tell me who sings summer girlsright right? That My little question is
because you were twelve years what arethese two days like eight hours a day
for twelve years. I'm not goingto go as far as Sammy. I'm
sure. Yes, in the earlydays of my education, I was told
this information. I just didn't retainit, that's all. Yeah, But
it just doesn't come up one timein life, right it doesn't. All

(36:23):
right, well, it's never comeup for me. So question number three,
let's see, let's see what Jocelynsaid question number three for the duy
Q. But soon is a typeof what a plus tu, a bus
soon is a type of what abazoon soon is a type of brass wow,

(36:44):
brass instrument. I'll y way closerthan you instrument. What does it
sound like? Yeah, oh mygod, noise. It's not a breast.
But at least she that would havebeen the general that Raby was going

(37:05):
for. I you know, Ibet you she feels really smart. She
said around for years to memorize that. But she also had the benefit of
computers. Like computers, All right, quick break more wood you show next,
hang on more next. Maybe,so let's look at the menace excuse
generator. Okay, because uh,this is just that, you know,
I don't like people who are late. People who are always late, they

(37:29):
say, aren't rude. They aretime optimists. Oh okay, isn't that
clever. Late people are unreasonably optimisticabout how many things they could cram in
and how long it takes to getfrom point A to point B. Guys,
they're just time optimists. Okay,oh my god. Meanwhile, these

(37:50):
are some real life excuses that managershave heard from their employees for missing work.
Okay, employee was not sure howthe solar eclipse would affect him,
so it would be easier and saferto stay home. Fired safer employee had
to reschedule a manicure because some ofher artificial nails had fallen off. Who

(38:13):
emergency. This other employee said thata bear was in their yard and he
was afraid to come out. That'sfair. I mean, if it's true,
so you can't go to work allday, well, I mean that
bear is just standing there waiting.That's why I don't feel bad during ideal
d u I Q for myself andSammy because there's people like this out there.

(38:35):
That's another there. We're just alittle bit higher on them. Uh.
Employee's phone exploded and it hurt herhand. Doubts all right. Employee
broke his arm wrestling a female bodybuilder. Noise Okay, broke his arm wrestling
a female bodybuilder in a cast anduh yeah, this is my favorite.

(38:57):
One employee called in fat because hisuniform didn't fit. Can't make it.
His uniform needs to be let out. Yeah, I get a girl.
I mean, what do you dotoo, fat? If they don't have
uniforms that you could fit in?Well, I mean you go and the
one that you got, would youlike blow up overnight? Overnight? Yeah?

(39:20):
You handle that like as you noticedit's getting a little tight. You
go, Hey, guys, snugmaybe popped that morning? Yeah, I
think the next size up. Ohthat's funny. I'm too fat to come
in, too fat to come in. My favorite one was the guy that
I used to work with that ithad been like really cold, there was
some ice outside, and he saidhe was frozen in his house because the

(39:43):
front gate has the gate. Yeah, he couldn't open the front gate.
Now, the front gate was astall as like just like a you know,
like a like three foot three anda half foot you know, like
kind of like front gate. Itwasn't the big like wall, you know,
heights just over it. Yeah,he could have just hopped over this
guy bud okay, Yeah, buthe was frozen in his house. And

(40:05):
unbelievably, the program doctor goes,all right, all right, they let
this guy get away with murder.Oh yeah, he took his company issued
laptop and pawned it, all right. Oh my god. Yeah, he
stole a lamp in the station.All right, lamp show. I would

(40:25):
have loved to witness this. Copsin Michigan they get a call about a
couple of homeless dudes who started brawlingwith each other over some quote subpar sushi.
Oh no. According according to thereport, the one guy I guess
had brought some sushi that he hadfound back to the homeless encampment. The

(40:50):
other guy tried it, didn't likeit, called it subpar, and that's
what started the fight. And here'swhat it says in the police report.
The suspects started swinging a machete atthe victim. The victim then picked up
a shovel and the two men engagein a quote sword fight. I get
it. And in the midst oftheir fight, a different homeless person picked
up some feces and threw it atthe victim. I mean, if you're

(41:17):
a sushi fan and you get subparsushi, sucks. It's the worst.
You know when you find it,you know, you find it and then
somebody brings it back to your tentvillage. To use the word subpar.
Yeah. To celebrate the beginning ofthe NHL Playoffs, anytime after three pm
this coming Monday, you can walkinto any Chipotle and you can get a
free entree item with every entree ofequal or greater value, purchase a Bogo

(41:45):
deal to say it's good up tofive So that's a pretty good deal,
a great deal. Wait, speakingof hockey, did that is that true
that the Arizona. Yeah, goingto Utah. It weren't they like the
worst team, like no other teamlike visiting, No, because they were
playing in like they're playing at ArizonaState College. Yeah, just yet to

(42:07):
walk to the visitors locker room.It was like a half a mile.
The locker room is basically, youknow, they set up like in like
conference centers or like you're having abig convention. They'll set up those big
metal poles and just hang black drapes, the drapes. Yeah, yeah,
that's that was the locker room.Wow. Really I believe it was a
four thousand seater yeah, yeah,which it would have been really cool to

(42:28):
see, like your favorite team,Yeah, in a small venue like that,
in a small venue. But Ididn't know it was that JANKI oh,
way janky, because I guess theyowed the other arena like a ton
of money, right, the onethat's in Phoenix. They couldn't work it
out like where the Sun's play,and so they're basically kicked out of their
right and so they ended up havingto go play at the university. But
now they're going. The same guywho owns the Jazz now owns the Coyotes

(42:50):
and whoever bought the Coyotes previously paidlike three hundred and thirty million for them,
and this guy who owns a jazzpaid like one point two billion.
WHOA, somebody's making money investment insports. They said that the Utah season
tickets are almost sold out, soI'm sure they're going to support them speaking
about sports and making money. CaitlynClark the answer to who wrote the star

(43:15):
Spangled banner. She's done everything,getting close to signing an eight figure endorsement
deal with Nike. Huge is goingto have a shoe massive Well, there's
a lot of the w n BA checks already have their own shoe for
different companies, but this is goingto be obviously a much much everybody is

(43:36):
gonna want. It's going to bea hot Shoe's going to get you a
pair of Caitlin's as long as theydon't whiff on the design sometimes they do,
even with like the biggest players.Now, will they be just like
women's shoes or like will they That'sa great question. I doubt it,
though, I will menace to beable to rock these With the other w
NBA players, I don't know whothey are, but they do have shoes

(43:57):
and I know NBA players have warnedthem games. Okay, you about the
Nike Sabrina ones? Oh yeah?After legit question though, like are they
going to make those like a Iknow and a men's show? I know
men's have men men men bewaring themfor them and a girl eight seven seven
forty four. Wood HiT's up ofthe text over to two two nine eight

(44:19):
seven. Well, apparently, fellas, we need to be more self aware
because these are things that women noticeabout dudes that apparently most dudes are rarely
paying attention to hands. Oh yeahright, oh yeah, really love ye

(44:40):
hands, that's the first thing Inoticed hands? Yep, what they look
like? Are their nails cut Okay, because nails and cuticles are also on
the list, Like it's you know, hands, I mean, who's thinking
about your hands? Right? Butalso for some women's small hands equal smallness
in other areas. But the nailsand the cuticles, though, there's nothing

(45:00):
unmanly about making sure your fingertips arelooking neat, trimmed, and clean.
All right, tell me what youthink injury. Greg's thumb is mangled.
It looks like he caught it ina food process. It's injury. Okay
if it's an injury. But ifpeople are he bites it off only one

(45:23):
finger. It used to be allten here, look at look at Greg's
thumb. Oh my goodness. Right, it used to look like an injury.
One at a time, and I'mstill on the thumb. Can't stop
things that women to know because guys, we're checking out butts, right,

(45:43):
But the women, they're checking ourbutts out too, They say, pull
up the pants, invest some timeand some squats and some lunges. Okay,
forearms a turn on for many women. Rolled up sleeves that expose strong
forearms. Noise apparently like that.Oh yeah, breath obviously dumb. That's

(46:04):
a huge turn off, no kidding. If someone's got that Bodega breath,
you know, breath right, ifyour breath is hey, women don't like
that. Brushing, flossing, usingmouthwash all very important. Uh, the
bathroom and not just like any bathroom. But if you have her over to
your place, if you have anasty ass toilet that's covered in stains and
pubes and pea stains and whatever elseyou were too lazy to clean up,

(46:30):
they say, it makes a powerfulstatement. But this is what they said
mainly that if this relationship goes anyfurther, she's going to be the one
doing all the work to clean thatup. Makes sense, Yeah, that's
your future pea stains. Yeah,your car made the list, fellas,
don't go picking her up? AndI agree just in general forget like,

(46:51):
you know, try to impress anybodyelse, but don't go picking people up
or just go driving around in acar filled with garbage. Oh yeah,
how hard is it? Like whenyou get out of the car, you
take whatever trash is in there andyou take it out of the car.
With every store that you're going intoyour house, like there're garbage cans in
there. Yeah. And then shoes. Never really thought about the shoes,
but if you watched a Shawshank redemption, it's a how often you pay attention

(47:15):
to a main shoes? Never?But apparently chicks are doing that, so
dingy old sneakers ruin it for him. Yeah. I always noticed shoes,
clean shoes that go of the stylethat you're trying to pull off. That
just gets you noticed more so,just a just a few things that women
notice. Now this this was thiswas on the list, and I thought
to myself, well yeah, no, kidding. They say general rule,

(47:37):
if you could smell your own crotch, someone else came to No woman wants
to go downtown on you when yousmell like a bad boon's taint. That's
a quote and I believe it.It's a show and we are into another
new hour Insensitivity Training, Free plentycorrect World on this Friday morning, April

(48:05):
the nineteenth, twenty twenty four.Thanks for being here giving us some of
your time today. On whatody that'sRavy leftg would lfg Raven there's a great
gory boy would menace is here?Letsie asked, We've got Sammy phones are
open at eight seven seven forty four. What he'll be able to use that
and the text two to nine eightyseven for dad jokes which are coming up

(48:27):
later on this hour. Yeah,some Friday dad jokes. That's good vibe
stuff, right, that's what we'regoing for on Friday, good getting into
the weekend. Yeah, so you'vebeen a call in, text it and
start thinking of your best dad jokes. We'll have those for you. And
Ravey's gonna start the hour here witha round of nerd Out. The Woody
Show presents Nerd Edge with our specialnerd corresponding Ravy and an update of what's

(48:49):
happening in the world of nerds.In theaters this weekend, you have Abigail,
which is expected to compete with CivilWar for the number one spot at
the box office. It's about ayoung girl who's kidnapped. She's from a
very, very wealthy family. Butthe rub is she just happens to be
a vampire and just starts ripping thekidnappers apart. Apparently a very blood soaked
a vampire movie. And I believethis is the final on screen appearance of

(49:14):
Angus Cloud, who plays one ofthese kidnapps. It does have an eighty
three percent though from critics on RottenTomatoes. You know, like you're saying,
Greg, oh, great Morva,but they're like, ah, this
is kind of a fun Sprince,kind of a fun spent Also knew this
weekend The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.Great title from director Guy Ritchie. It

(49:37):
stars Henry Cavill, Henry Golding,and Carrie Elwis. That one has a
seventy percent from critics. So newjust streaming this weekend. Over on Netflix,
you have Rebel Moon Part two,The Scargiver This is the second half
of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon movie.And I don't know anybody that liked part
one. I couldn't make it throughpart one, and so this has been
kind of a big boondoggle for Netflix. Just a lot money down the crowds.

(50:05):
Carpetbag thirteen percent. Part two hasfrom critics over on Hulu. You
got Lily Gladstone and Riley Kyo teamingup to investigate the murder of a team
by other teams. Apparently it's relentlesslygrim. It's called Under the Bridge.
It does have an eighty six percentfrom critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Guys might
have noticed this week Conan O'Brien outand about doing interviews. You're right,

(50:29):
he's got a travel show called ConanO'Brien Must Go. It's on HBO Max.
It's a spinoff of his podcast ConanO'Brien Needs a Friend. This travel
show, he's going to be meetingup with various fans in person that he's
featured on video calls on his podcastseries. So he's going to Norway,
Thailand, Argentina, and Ireland andOrlando. Bloom Fans, are you out

(50:51):
there because Peacock has a show,Orlando Bloom to the Edge, in which
Orlando quote embarks on physical, mental, and spiritual journey of self discovery as
he undertakes three extreme sports. OrlandoBloom is going to be wingsuiting, free
diving, and rock climbing to pushhimself to the edge of what is possible.

(51:15):
How many celebrities are going to dothis show? I know Yearsworthy Rain
Wilson did something like this where hewas discovering himself. That's right, McGregor
drove across Mongolian a motorcycle or twentyyears ago. That's never interesting. It's
Orlando Blooms SeaBASS is the only onethat remembers all these shows. I remember
that Chris Hemsworth did one because that'swhat I thought. Oh, this is

(51:37):
an exact ripoff of what Helmsworth's justedago, right, thank you. The
next dird Not podcast, we're goingto review season one of Fallout on Prime
Video and to the surprise of NoOne, Fallout has been given a second
season, and this second season ismoving to California because California is going to
give them twenty five million dollars intax credit. According to Amazon, Fallout

(52:01):
is one of their top three mostwatched shows ever and the most watched season
of TV on Prime video since Lordof the Rings. The Rings of Power.
Fallout has a ninety four percent fromcritics, not eighty nine percent from
the audience. Now it's done byJonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy. They were
responsible for Westworld and Westworld had akick Ass for a season and THENO.

(52:24):
So I'm hoping Fallout doesn't follow thatsame trajectory. Speaking of shows that started
out as popular games, Netflix hasannounced that The Witcher is coming to an
end. Season four in production rightnow, and then the show's gonna end
with season five. Season four featuresa new guy in the lead, Liam
Hemsworth, nice Chris's brother. He'staken over the lead role from Henry Cavell,

(52:49):
who left after season three. SoWitcher social media posted a video from
the cast and crew gathering for atable read of the scripts. Meanwhile,
Bravo put out a sharply worded statementsaying that Bravo and Andy Cohen are not
parting ways. There was an articleand in Touch magazine suggesting that they were.

(53:10):
I know the Internet was pushing forit. The haters want and the
actual fans of Bravo would not standfor it. The real Yeah, I
mean if Andy left, I willI would be done with Bravo. Oh
yeah, that's keeping you in there. Let the service noticed Bravo because he's

(53:31):
like, yeah, he's the wholeface of it. That's absolutely true.
When I think of Bravo, Ithink of Andy Cohen. This article and
in Touch said that Cohen was negotiatinghis exit amidst amid swirling controversy and plummeting
ratings. So I don't know,I don't know, but Bravo says,

(53:52):
quote, there's absolutely no truth tothe story that this tabloid obviously made up
by a source. Up's not credible. Obviously there are in a transition period.
They're getting rid of a lot ofthe older cast and getting new people
transitioning such trending, you know,it's perfect for Bravo. He is being
sued by one former's wife of NewYork and then Brandy Glanville. Any any

(54:16):
lawsuit brought by Brandy Landville has nomerit because she has no merit. I'm
Ravan. For more nerd stuff,check out the Nerd Not podcast at the
woodieshow dot com. Nerd. Whatwas going on with your neighbors, Greg,
There was like a street paving.Oh yeah, prodjat rave about this.
That just yesterday they did what's calleda slurry on our road. So

(54:38):
it's not really a repaving. It'sjust kind of going over the existing street.
Oh, they did that, Andwhat's the end goal? Make it
look nice, to smooth it out, make make it look better. I
believe they basically do like a justa small scrape on the top and then
they put this stuff over the topof it. Right, it's garbage.
It is garbage. But when theyhad it done, they had this closed

(55:00):
down for twelve hours, six inthe morning until six in the evening,
barricaded the streets off, and withinoh, I don't know, let's say
thirty minutes of the project being complete. So you had another eleven and a
half hours of closure ahead of you. Not one, not two, not
three, but four neighbors pulled outof their driveway, drove down the street,

(55:21):
moved the barricades and went through them. So now we have massive tire
tracks everywhere. Some of it hasgotten shredded up. And then a guy
across the street from me left hishouse, walked across the street. You
think, what across the street?So you see footsteps that are now permanent
into the street, and then theygo up onto the sidewalk on the other

(55:42):
side and down the street, theseblack tar footprints. Wouldn't you think if
you took the very first step intothis gooey slurry, that you'd be like,
oops, I shouldn't continue. No, kept going walked across. So
now we got footprints. Gouge's tiremark got news for you. This system
that they're using now for this uhprocess, Yeah, sucks so bad.

(56:04):
Your street will be soft. Everytime it gets even somewhat hotly. You're
gonna get waves. You're gonna getlike when people pull out of their driveway
and they cut the wheel to turn. You're gonna you're gonna see like little
like uh, you're gonna see likelittle like kind of like tire waves.
Oh wow, it's gonna it sucksso bad, constant like the asphalt,
gravelly stuff kicking up underneath your carand on the side of your car.

(56:24):
Dude, it is. It isso bad, Like I prefer the streets
before they did this in our neighborhood, and now they did it. It's
like the road is loud. Itlooks like crap because it's so you know,
just torn up, right, Yeah, it just looks so torn up.
Yes, since we're talking streets,can we please fix Sepulvida in front

(56:45):
of the police station in Mission Hills. It is like pothole city and it's
been like that for over a year, like especially if it's like city workers
driving in and out of that area, Like, how is that? Is
that? Not? One? Fixit? The busy streets? So many
surface streets look like war torn countrystreets. Yeah. And then, by

(57:07):
the way, the the street repavingstuff in our neighborhood was all done by
La County. Oh, because alot of people hit up the homeowners association
going like who the hell did youguys Hire? Like not our responsibility,
that was LA County. So LaCounty is doing this really shoddy job with
this. You know, I'm sureit's mega cheap, but his neighbors aren't
helping, no exactly. I mean, it hadn't been fresh for ten minutes.

(57:30):
But I guess what I'm telling you, Greg, you think you hate
it? Now? Just I doyou just wait, you're really gonna hate
it? Looks so bad? Whatare you thinking here, It's like,
okay, you're on the right tracka lot as you guys know it to,

(58:00):
is right. Yeah, yeah fortwenty bro, So are you prepared?
Ray? Yeah, I got dumbamounts of snacks, all right?
Four twenty twenty four? Is uhdo amounts of product? Yeah? That's

(58:23):
what's a pound? Drum menace?I don't know, is that something had
mooney get high? Just if youwant to peat that for twenty twenty four.
Oh, it's like when the numbersrepeat or something. Yeah, it's
the same in reverse. Not gonnahappen again for another thousand years. WHOA,
I gotta get more snacks. Inthe news, this twenty one year

(58:45):
old chicken Memphis arrested at the airporther suitcase six pounds over the limit.
And the police say that one ofher bags busted open on a luggage cart.
And you want to know why,Why Because this bitch had fifty six
pounds of weed in there. Ohmy god, damn bitch. Six pounds.
See, I won't charged with possessionand intent to sell. That's a

(59:06):
felon a idiot. I travel withit, but not inedible for him.
Yeah, yeah, I will nottravel with it if I go to a
place that you can't have it.I just don't have it. You can
get it everywhere, yeah, orship it. People are asked, how
can you tell if someone is aweed smoker without even talking to them?
If they call it marijuana, theydon't smoke, they call it weed.

(59:28):
They do it. If they knowoffhand how many grams are in an ounce
or a smoker, I don't know, I know either. I don't know.
What do you go to that?Especially? They go would you like
any or any something? I don'tknow. It's thirty yeah, emograms grams
an announce at the especially though,they always ask do you want a half
a gram or a full gram?And I don't. I don't know if

(59:50):
this way? A full sounds better, So let's go with that. If
you had a bag with an ounceof weed, would that be a lot?
Yeah? Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, that's a and that's
usually like that's a good amount ofmarijuana ground like people are allowed to have
up to announce for personal use beforeit's fifty six pounds not so much,
but announced ann more than you need, like definitely get a swamp. People

(01:00:14):
asked if you can tell if someonesmokes weed and they say if you ask
the person do you smoke, andthey reply smoke what? Nine times out
of ten they smoke weed because theyneed clarification which which type of smoking?
At family gatherings, stoners are usuallythe ones playing with the kids. Really
they always go out on their lunchbreak and you have no idea where they
go, and they go between reallychill and really stress. There's like no

(01:00:37):
in between. That's some of thethings that really stressed. Yeah, well
maybe the highs warn off you knowwhat I mean, they were really chill
that I didn't write them a peoplewere asked people rest, We are asking
you for your dad jokes. Yougotta good dad joke for us. Give

(01:00:57):
us a call Friday Dad Jokes onthe air next eight seven, seven forty
four Woody, go ahead and giveus a call with your best dad joke.
Or you can go ahead and justtext it over to us. If
you'd rather do it that way,you can text over to two to nine
eight seven. Next on the WoodyShow, hang you get away the word
you're back in a few show We'llbe back. So I'm listening to the

(01:01:22):
non threatening music this master showman.You gotta be fun, fun, with
it, no Woody show. Wellit's time for dad jokes everybody. Yes,
I think most people except for seaBass. But all the sea Bass.
You gotta say for somebody who doesn'treally like the dad jokes, you're
really good at them. I loveparticipating, you know, I love joining
fun. Yeah, so why don'tyou once you start us off? Okay?

(01:01:43):
Well, as a feminist, Iwant to hit some of those here.
Okay, you know, what's thedifference between a g spot and a
golf ball? What's that? Aman will actually look for a golf ball.
Text here says I don't always telldad joke oaks, but when I
do he usually laughs. My kidsbought me an alarm clock that swears to

(01:02:07):
you instead of beeping. It's areal rude awakening. Why I was Cinderella
is so bad at soccer? Whyshe kept running away from the ball?
Yeah, see good stuff. Whatis the which bear is the most condescending?
I don't know, mat, it'swhich bear is the most condescending?

(01:02:30):
A panda? Utta got? Yeah? This is why I live for dad
joke. Yanna James, Yes,here doing great? What's your what's your
dad joke? My dad joke isdid you guys see that blind man across

(01:02:53):
the street? The blind man acrossthe street? No, I didn't,
Well, he didn't see you guyseither. Oh yeah, all right,
James, thank you for the call. Let's go to Brandon. Good morning,
brand Brandon, Good morning, guys. How are you doing today?
We're doing great. What's your Fridaydad joke? Yeah? So, did
you guys hear about the zombie who'sgirlfriend broke up with him recently? Jim?

(01:03:14):
What a shame? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he's fallowing apart?
Did a great because he's a zThe correct set up for that would be
a leper. Yeah, a leper. Let's go to Sandra. Hey,
good morning, Sandra, good morning. What do you show? Hi?
No one likes a fact checker duringdad jokes? Be tough. What's your

(01:03:36):
dad joke? What happened to theman who stole a calendar? What happened
to the man who stole the calendar? What he got twelve months? Gid?
All right, Sandra, thank youfor the call. Appreciate that we
got some more people on the textover to two to ninety seven. Uh.
This one from the nine to eightsays, why did the cop pull
the U haul? Van over becausehe wanted to bust a move. Greg.

(01:04:01):
Do you hear that Chris Brown isselling his pit bulls? He is,
Yeah, No, he doesn't wantto live with something that can fight
back. Why can't orphans play baseball? Why? Why? Because they don't
know where home is? Why didthe fly get off of the toilet seat?

(01:04:21):
Why he was pissed off? Yes, menace. How do you get
a country girl's attention? You atractor? Which days are the strongest?
Which days are the strongest? Whichones Saturday and Sunday? The rest are

(01:04:44):
weekdays? Get it? What doyou call it? Pudgies psychic? A
pudgy psychic? Yeah? What afortune teller? A fortun okay, god,
a fortune tell you? I sawravy like repeating it? Wait,
what teller? Here's one from thefive O five? Why do the people

(01:05:08):
of Athens hate getting up early?Why? Because dawn is tough on grease?
Here's the good I've never seen thisone before. Three one. Oh.
How does a transgender person kill someone? They slash them? Your favorite?

(01:05:28):
That's pretty funny. That's gonna makethe rounds this weekend, seabats,
You got another one? Oh?Yes, I guess. Feminism please.
What do you call a woman whohas a lot of sex? But what
her name? Let's go, let'sgo, let's go to Justin. Good

(01:05:51):
morning, Justin? Hey, what'sup? What's your dad joke? What's
got two wing and a halo?What's got two wings and a halo?
What a Chinese phone call? Wing? Wing? Hello? Getting all right?
Just appreciate your Let's go to Mike. Hey, good morning, Mike,

(01:06:18):
Mike, good morning, good morning. What what's your dad joke?
Why did the bear get fired?Why did the bear get fired? Why?
Because he always did the bear minimum? Mike? I like, how

(01:06:39):
let's it breathe ye building? Andthen the delivery? Here's one? Uh?
Where to go here? I gavemy blind friend a cheese grater for
his birthday. He said it wasthe most violent book he's ever read.
I'll have this one. What kindof music scares balloons? What pop music?

(01:07:03):
What do I know? You havea butt watching toilet? But do
you know how to cook toilet paper? Hell? You brown it on one
side? What do you call potato? Who procrastinates? What a hesitator?
Like? How Sanley actually left outloud thing? I know some of them
because hey, Carlos Carlos, what'sup, man, what's your what's your

(01:07:27):
dad joke? Yeah? So it'sdid you know it's illegal to laugh out
loud in Hawaii? It is?Yeah, you got to keep it alow
hay, okay, all right,let's say hi to Mike. Hey,
good morning mine, Mike, Mike, Good morning Mike. The two mics
have been very slow. Yeah,all right, Yeah, what's your what's

(01:07:50):
your dad joke? Uh? Doyou know how to fix a broken pumpkin?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? Pumpkin? That? Alright,
let's say hi to one. Goodmorning one? Hey, good morning would
show, Good morning one? Allright, So, what's your dad joke?

(01:08:13):
Joke? What did the blind mansay when he walked by the fish
store? What did the blind mansay when he walked by the fish store?
What he said? Well, goodmorning ladies, oh fie. Alright,
yeah, that's not one of yourfeminist jokes store, I know,
not a feminist joke. You know, what's another name for feminism? What's

(01:08:35):
that? Common sense? Sea bass? How often do chemists go to work?
How often periodically? Where do Hamburgersgo to dance? Where the meat
ball? Hey? Rave? Yeah, I watched a documentary on weed you
did, Yeah, I think you'dagreed that they should all be watched that

(01:08:57):
way. It's a karate expert's favoritebeverage. What karate? What's the most
popular fish in the ocean? What'sthat? A starfish? Sea bass?
Take us home? One last dadjoke? All right, how do you
fix a woman's watch? How?You don't need to? There's a clock

(01:09:17):
on the oven. That's that's that'sseat. Somebody roped right back roots open
the show and we are into anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct

(01:09:45):
world. It is Friday morning,you guys. Yeah, it is April
the nineteenth, twenty twenty four.Pretty chich being here giving us some of
your time this morning. I gotmy friend's here with me morning. That's
Ravy. Good morning. There's Gorymiss, Good morning to you. Good
morning. We've got sea bass,We've got Sammy, there's born, we
got Caroline Morgan's here. We gotvon our video producer. You on the

(01:10:09):
phones to be a part of theshow as well. If you want to
call in top the contest, whateverthe case might be. Eight seven seven
forty four, what he is thenumber to do that? That is an
eight seven seven forty four whatning.You can also hit us up of the
text over to two to nine eightseven with a four to twenty being tomorrow
people talking about smoking smoking weed inthis part of the case, but also

(01:10:31):
in the news. I thought thiswas I thought this was interesting. Parliament
over the UK they have approved abill that, if it gets final approval,
would make it illegal for anyone bornafter two thousand and eight to purchase
or use tobacco products like all together. Wow, this is where things are
going. The smoking age will beraised every year until it excludes everyone born

(01:10:57):
in two thousand and nine or later. It also sets fines for retailers that
sells tobacco and vaping products to underagepeople, and also establishes a special government
division to combat the black market cigarettes. Wow, so they're trying to get
rid of smoking all together. Iwas on a college campus recently and they
yes, there were signs everywhere thisis a completely tobacco free campus. Interesting.

(01:11:20):
When I summaed in Cambridge for summerschool and I asked the HA,
the housing advisor, if you're allowedto smoke in the campus housing. He
said, allowed to, you're encouragedto. It was not just classy but
also cool. You know, yeah, like everybody you'd be in class.

(01:11:40):
People are saying, yeah, didyou have that little stick thing? Greg?
It was at the end of itlike a little flute. I wish
I never had one of a coupleof things on the four to twenty three.
First of all, we have Menacedoing a higher education where Menace got
baked yes, and did an interviewwith somebody, and we're going to learn
all about dream interpretation, which Iknow Sammy was very excited about it.

(01:12:00):
I'm so excited. I can't waitto hear about it. Yeah. And
then the other four to twenty things. One little stat that I'd seen is
that, you know, going tocigarette smoking, people are way more shy
about admitting that they smoke cigarettes atthis point than they do weed. Absolutely,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they broke down like so many
of these different stats, And yeah, people are way more closeted about their

(01:12:24):
tobacco smoking than they are for surethat they that they smoke weeds. That's
a big difference from for sure.Right used to be anxiety if you have
a cigarette, right, it's notright. But I mean there's still a
stigma attached to weed depending on whatgeneration you're from. That's true, you
know, yeah, I mean it'sdefinitely you know, there's a difference in

(01:12:45):
the generations, but also there's there'sstill people in no matter you know,
age group that still feel a certainway about it. I keep running in
the people every once in a while, like, eh, Tim, all
right, exactly. They all cameout of the woodwork. By the way,
when we were doing that event withCyprescil, and I said that,
you know, Cyprescil smoked me out. I can't believe how many people like
set me something saying like I can'tbelieve that you're in this, you know,

(01:13:08):
still promoting Oh yeah, yeah,drugs, drugs gateway. That's I
know, it's a common term andthat we folks community. It smoked me
out, but it sounds gay.It sounds gay smoked. I'm gonna smoke
you out, smoke me out.I never thought about that. I mean,

(01:13:29):
it is very phrolic. It soundsit sounds sexual, I should say,
suck off. Sounds you know,right, But I want to smoke.
I'm not really picking up gay onthat, are you, man?
I'm but like this smoke you out, yeah, I mean, like,
man, it sounds more like Ikilled somebody. I smoked them. But
if you're saying it like an apositive way, I'm gonna go smoke you

(01:13:51):
out, Like, oh really,we've never said that to each other,
but I have women that have saidthat to me. I see, So
maybe that's more headrow. Was thata dream? Was that part of the
dream interpretation? No, Honestly,the people that were the biggest promoters of

(01:14:14):
weed in my life have always beenwomen. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Like I used to these three girlsthat would drive me to school and
they would smoke weed the whole time. I knew I had some. Oh
yeah. Another piece of overseas newsthat involves a world famous celebrity, this
case Gordon Ramsey. Some squatters hadtaken over his pub in London. Oh

(01:14:34):
my god. And yeah, theyfinally got the hell out of being served
legal papers. At least six individualsfrom a group calling themselves the Camden Art
Collective. That sounds instant, well, it sounds like they locked themselves inside.
They opened this autonomous art cafe inthe space. Yep. They even

(01:14:56):
taped a notice on the front doorsaying they had the right to occupy the
space and they weren't violating the rulesagainst squatting. But after those losers were
served the papers, they they leftand they posted a statement on social media
saying, quote, we are sadto announce Camden Art Collective has left the
building after being served papers yesterday.We hope to be a part of the

(01:15:17):
community again soon watch this space.Oh god, what a loser. Good
luck Camden or without this. Itsounds like those same people that bred themselves
up that we're living in that littlehippie compound in Oakland. Yeah, every
city has this group of like artistsor whatever, and people who don't contribute
anything to society, and they don'tfind things like that warehouse in Oakland where

(01:15:40):
they were running at legal wiring andwhen people died having parties and stuff.
That's the same sort of thing.You got what they did that in Seattle
and they had that that little zonethey took over. Oh it's right,
a couple couple of kids died inthere. Well, we're gonna learn about
dream interpretation with Menic's Higher Education.Menascott stoned, Yeah, and I started
talking to this dream interpreter. Shewasn't a fan of me, but I
really enjoyed. I really enjoy talking. She's very serious. Weren't you watching

(01:16:11):
Fallout like it somehow ended up inyour dream? Well, here's the thing.
Fallout is a really violent show.A lot of watching through you like
your fingers and stuff. But Ihave found that the more violent to show,
the earlier I have to watch it, Like, I can't watch it

(01:16:31):
right up against bedtime, like TheWalking Dead was that way when I was
watching it. And because all ofa sudden in my dreams, I am
running from zombies, okay, andso like the whatever I did influenced by
directly influences what I'm going to dreamabout. So I really careful. Cool

(01:16:53):
Fallout was not a show I couldwatch right before bed? Is that why
you watch porn before bedwat? Sothat follows me into my dream? Yeah?
You know I do a lot ofyou know, smoking out, Yeah,
you know porn stuff. Sure,Oh yeah, I get high with
porn noise of smoking people out right, exactly. Well, medic is higher

(01:17:14):
education. We're gonna learn about dreaminterpretation. That is coming up next year
on the Woody show. Hang onthe show Lazy Dog has these frozen TV
dinners that are ten bucks each andthey're full meals. So I've seen those
on the media. I don't thinkI've ever had nobody texted over about them
this week saying menace put them ontothat and they're awesome. I'm telling you,

(01:17:38):
if you are low on money,get yourself ten meals like full meals
for a hundred bucks and bucks ascheaper than fast food. Now. Yeah,
for sure, buy a lot.Yeah they're the best because I've seen
them on the menu when I'm atLazy Dog and they look like the old
timy like ones from the eighties thatare like them, them and everything.
Yeah, they're like the separated youknow trays. Yeah, like a hungry

(01:18:00):
man dinner. You have a tonof different kind old school yeah, have
like the brownie in there, yeah, the or the apple crumbles. The
desserts are delicious. Yeah yeah.So when next time you go take one
home or just pick them up.What are the options of like Salisbury steak,
the old school TV there kind ofstuff. I like the fried chicken.
That's that's my favorite one and thatholds up. Oh yeah for sure.

(01:18:25):
There's meat loaf. Yeah, themeat loaf one is really good as
well. It's delicious, man,Okay, telling you I've seen them on
the menu. I've just never chickenpar I didn't even know they had chicken
partment. Lazy Dog, well,yeah, yeah, go figure. Every
time I go to a restaurant thatI like, I always get what I

(01:18:45):
know. I like there. Idon't get adventurous. Who knows. Since
we're talking about Lazy Dog, haveyou tried the Cuban sandwich that they have
there? I did not know theyhad a Cuban. I love a Cuban.
It's that they have like these proteinballs. I'll go with that every
once in a while, get likethe the shrimp protein bulk. It's got
like a little bit of rice,but like a ton of shrip and it's
like a sweet and spicy. Yeah. I think Cuban is Cuban and it's

(01:19:08):
my favorite sandwich. Yeah. Numberone. Are we all high right now?
Do we all have munchies? Isthat? Well? I know that's
all Raveieshole weekend planned for twenty tomorrow. I know what I know, gonna
be doing his whole way down toCoachell this weekend. It's gonna be just

(01:19:29):
running back afro Man. Let's shonon stop. This is the Woody Show.
Well we got the Menace? Yeah, who got super high? What
was it edibles. Yeah, soI met Chee and Chong and they gave

(01:19:49):
me some of their edibles that theyhad. I had a couple of those
here it says it's only take one, but I had to and then because
I have a high tolerance. Andas as I was doing the interview,
you know, I love those papspaps Seltzers seltzers. So they have their
own wee company called paps Labs wherethey make these different seltzers and so I

(01:20:12):
was just enjoying that as well.While doing this interview, Cheech and Chong
was on with Bert Kreischer on hisSomething's Burning, Yeah that he does,
and he was asked like our Cheechand Chong were asked, who's the most
random person that you've gotten high with? And they said Wally from Leave It
to Beaver. That was pretty funny. Is that the number one person they

(01:20:34):
want to smoke with? Or whoshould be on the mount rushmore of weed
smokers should be Paul McCartney. Yeah, he kind of rested in Japan,
that show Japan. But yeah,this lady the dream interpretator interpator interpretator,

(01:20:55):
she's a she's an expert in dreaminterpretation. Yeah, and Menace did an
interview with her. He was,as you know, just heard all the
different things he was doing. It'ssuper high and he's talking to her.
We're going to learn all about dreaminterpretation. And may I say I loved,
loved, loved talking to her.Did she love talking to me?

(01:21:15):
I don't think so. This isa perfect subject for high talking dreams,
you know. And I think itwas because Sammy had a little insight on
it because I guess she was hittingup Sammy because I wasn't sending the interview
link promptly and so she was gettingkind of frustrating. Yeah, it was
fifteen minutes before the interview was supposedto happen, and he hadn't sent it
yet. So she called me saying, hey, I don't have the link

(01:21:38):
for this interview. And I waslike, oh yeah, he sends it
pretty last minute. And she saidvery last minute, fifteen minutes before,
like he'll send it at the timeas supposed to happen. She cares with
me, and I'm like trying toreset my password and I'm like, yeah,
she's nice, right, Yeah,she cares. She didn't she didn't
like, like I do interviews allthe time, and that's that's common because
they do just the link once.Why do you need it that early?

(01:22:00):
Thomas that he wants to be prepared? Nothing wrong with that. Well,
so she she gets on with Menace. She goes through about three and a
half minute background on her okay,and then Menas has a question for it.
All right, I have so manyquestions just off the intro alone on
your back crowd. I need tofigure figure this out. Where I'm even
gonna start? Make it easy foryou? Okay, do you want me

(01:22:26):
to tell you six points of entry? No? No, no, real
quick? Can we can? Ican? I ask you a couple of
questions first, and then we'll getinto this. Man, where do I
even start? Okay? So shesaid, well, here's a place to
start, the six points of entry. No no, no, no,
no, no no no, Igot this. And then where do I
start? Because I didn't want herto go into a long spiel about the

(01:22:47):
six points of entry without being ableto ask a question. So she has
six different ways you can look atyour dreams, which is fascinating, by
the way. So she and thenbut he's like, no, Menas,
like I got something, Oh youknow what I have? I can talk
about my friend what he's dreams.Oh, okay, I got some pretty
violent dreams the Woody Show. Hesays that every single dream he has is

(01:23:10):
violent. Do you have anything tosay about that? We lie, we
deny, we avoid, and wesweep, and I call that welcome to
the human race. We don't liketalking about our feelings. So what happens
is you hold it in and thenyour dream gives you the over reaction,

(01:23:31):
and that's the violent nightmare. Soyou're implying that he wants to do violence.
No, he wants to say somethingsmall, like, gee, what
you said to me yesterday really aggravatedme. Yeah, but he's not saying
that, stop holding it in?What I shoulrely speak up more? Yeah?

(01:23:55):
And by the way, not allmy dreams are violent. I do
have a good amount of violent dreams. Some of them are straight weird.
Apparently its because you're a little wienerand you won't speak your mind, right,
yeah, right, right, allright, So this is menace.
He's super high on edibles from Cheechand Chong and some PBR weed seltzer yah,
and he's talking to this dream interpreterand why not you know, talk
about drugs? Oh? Not perfectI uh, I want to ask you

(01:24:19):
about I've been hearing a lot ofpeople getting into ayahuasca. It's big with
celebrities, right, but they saidit was to release bad chemicals from their
brain. Are the chemicals, likebad chemicals in your brain? Are the
ones or maybe good chemicals in yourbrain that are the ones that produce the

(01:24:41):
dreams? Or is there something beyondlike maybe in like I'm in a different
dimension. Yeah, yeah, right, this is let me tell you what
I do. I am much morean expert in the language of metaphor than
I even am a dream a list. Okay, this is why I really
like the lad because she was verystern about like, hey, I don't

(01:25:05):
believe that you're going into another dimensionwhen you're in a dream. I don't
even believe in psychic dreams. Wellat least I won't even talk about it.
I just interpret, like what ishappening basically, like within your week,
what might have affected something have triggeredthat dream? Yeah, it's it's

(01:25:25):
not necessarily like it's the universe tryingto tell you something. Yeah, she
wasn't saying like she wasn't into like, oh yeah, you go off into
a far off planet. And talkto aliens and stuff like that. So
let's get to that. Let's getto a dream that Menace is having right
now. What I mean as he'ssuper high. I want to know,
though you had a social media postabout celebrities, about dreaming about celebrities.

(01:25:45):
Which celebrity it is because of thenews. I keep on dreaming about OJ.
I love all James Simpsons comes tomind about him, football, the
White bron go and not guilty?What let me write this down? Not

(01:26:08):
guilty? Yeah? And how didyou feel in that dream? Cornie?
I feel like there's so many unansweredquestions. What do you think might be
going on in your life this weekthat makes you feel you're not sure about
what's going to happen? Is wherethe food at? She's like, what,

(01:26:33):
that's what's going on in my week? Where the food at? What's
going on? Is that OJ died? Well? Yeah, and you know
I'm thinking about OJ. She's tryingto tie it into you. Yeah.
No. But so when she whenshe was explaining the dream, she was
saying, like, this random stuffof me talking about thinking about OJ is

(01:26:54):
triggered by something else. It's notreally about OJ. So she's asked me
so what so what is making youthink about oj and I said, that
makes sense. She has a stockdream that she talks about, so like
to explain that how what she doesreally works as apparently didn't work with what

(01:27:14):
he earth meenis. So this woman, she says, came to her and
said, Okay, I have adream about a puppy crapping on a table.
Okay, And what's going on inyour life right now? Well,
I've got this overbearing boss I don'tlike. And so she, with her
master dream expertise, tied those thingstogether. Okay. So I said to
the dreamer, if you really hada puppy and he really crapped all over

(01:27:35):
the table, what would be thesolution to the problem. What would you
do? She said, Well,the first thing I would do is take
him off the table. I askedher, what does that mean for you?
And she said, oh, whenI take something off the table,
it's over. And so she leftmy office and quit the job. She

(01:27:57):
took it off the table, getit, okay, get but that in
due stress because she didn't have ajob anymore. Maybe pay bills. Okay,
dude, you sound way high annoyedwith you. We've been around.
Man, it's a lot when he'sbeen high. Yeah, but this is

(01:28:18):
like, this is next level high. Is this like Indica, like the
ind the couch stuff like like,but see, the thing is like these
interviews are really long, like theprevious interviews. Sometimes I'd lay my head
down on the table. The thingis he can't do that because these people,
they will go on their giant boyis it her though? Because she

(01:28:39):
was also told that the interview wouldbe a half hour long and it went
way over. How long was itin total? It was about an hour?
This is within the first half hourhere. Yeah, what hit harder?
Was it the edibles or the weedceltzer, the cheech and show edibles
or the weed selt the PBR we'retaking them all at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hardenough. All right, so menaces higher

(01:29:00):
education, he's super high. He'stalking to this lady who's a dream interpreter.
And we got to keep playing thisone here because yeah, well,
okay, that previous clip we pausedin the middle. What's her job?
She did that in due stress becauseshe didn't have a job anymore, maybe
pay bills. She didn't want tobe with an abusive boss and that was

(01:29:25):
her priority. But did I sayquit a job until you got another job?
You know, I see what's goingon here. It took me a
while. Maybe actually didn't take methat long, but hmm hmm. Okay,

(01:29:45):
so she thinks she's getting this themedicine isn't taking this seriously. I
see what's going on here. Shehas ferreted him out. And that wasn't
that he wasn't being that route there. He was just he was kind of
like just trying to Yeah, hewas repeating what he always says, don't
quit a job unless she another job, right, And I legit enjoyed talking
to her too. She just couldn'ttell I see what's going on here,

(01:30:08):
you radio people. So now doesshe thinks she's being punked for like the
rest of the way, Well,then Menace brings her back, because you
know what, what people talk aboutdreams is songs, dreams, song song,
dreams. Yeah, and Menace hasa little fun with that, and
I think he brings her back.Right. Well, Okay, we are
a music station as well, andI just wanted to say, do you

(01:30:30):
have any songs that you really likethat talk about dreams that I love?
John Lennon. Nice, Now,would you play the karaoke with me if
I did two songs to see ifyou can figure out who they are?
Sure? Why not? Okay,all right, I'm going to sing the
song and you tell me who whoit is. Okay, there we go,

(01:30:51):
dream Love, come risk you me, take me up, take me
down, take me anywhere you wantto. Baby, I'm looking in the
man in the mirror. I'm askinghim to change his wall. It's Michael
Jackson. The man cut it right, But you started with Maria carry I

(01:31:16):
didn't cut that. He went toMichael Jackson Dream Lover and Mariah Carry right
and the man in the Mirrorshow there'smore more? Okay? The next one
is, uh, all right,it's Raybone, Raybone, you got it?

(01:31:39):
No Aerosmith? Right, yeah,I don't. Okay, I'll give
you. I'll give you a hint. They just announced the tour and this
is called the peace Out Tour.Aerosmith. Yes, right, Nice,
I love it. But yeah,I mean, dreams do inspire a lot

(01:32:03):
of music. They sure do.Nine for nine Jesus, this is so
cringe. I think he's with herback though you got give her her clog.
Here is totally waste her time.Okay, I mean I loved speaking

(01:32:26):
with you today. It was somuch fun. I mean, the dream
Analyst. I love your social media, so keep it up. Have a
great dream dot com. You findout all about me there. You're a
great speaker. Thank you, Thankyou so much. So I admit,
I admit I was like skeptical becauselots of radio shows are jokes and so

(01:32:49):
I wasn't really sure where you weregoing with me. But I'm so happy
to say, menace. He turnedout to be the real man. I
love it. Thank you so much. Yeah, thank you so much.
A great great discussion. Yeah youtoo, you were super high. No,

(01:33:10):
okay, well, I mean again, I really enjoyed talking to her.
It was fun. Well, thereshe is the interpreter Lane Dolphin.
We should probably mention her name.Dream Analyst dot com. The dream Analyst
dot com. Menaces six points ofentry. I'm sure we know what they
are. Mouth. Oh no,I'll tell you it was actually really good.
No, it wasn't really good.It was what she did with the

(01:33:31):
dog. It's basically punts. Youtake something off the table, it's over,
Okay, you take it off thetable. Therefore you have to quit
your job. Okay, she listens, she lists, she lists. Wordplay
is one of her six points ofentry. Okay, one of the six,
but a lot of six point entryis just like you know, you
can choose what kind of person youwant. The points of entry are feelings,

(01:33:55):
plot, wordplay, symbols, repetition, and action. So like,
okay, what happens. Well,so you can't say we didn't learn anything.
We learned that PBR has the weedcell, so that's really good.
Yeah, yeah, we learned thathave some really powerful and that's what sick
and Medics goes. Right from MariahCarey man in the mirror. Yeah,

(01:34:21):
the Woody Show returns in a second. What what exactly? What is this
the show? Well, this firsttext says, it's my birthday. I'm
thirty three today. I love youguys. I'm a daily listener. I've
been all in for a few years. That's from Steven, Thank you,

(01:34:42):
birthday, birthday, Stephen right,some other people checking in after MENACE's higher
education segment. If you missed it, you can go back on the podcast
so you can hear it. Yeah, talking to the lady the dream interpreter.
This one says, holy ish menaces. Higher education is killing me right
now. I'm laughing my ass off. This one says, I'm dying in

(01:35:02):
the car, laughing so hard thatI can't breathe. This one says,
Yo, I think I've just losta few brain cells listening to Menace in
this interview. Why come on,jo fun joint education? Yeah, yeah,
joined learning. Oh well, thisperson didn't want the person in their

(01:35:24):
car doing any learning from this show, that's for sure. I left a
message in the after hours voicemail.Oh yeah, oh no, eight seven,
this is eight seven seven forty four. What do We can leave your
messages anytime after ten am each dayuntil the Woody Show hits the air the
next day. Here's this woman,Hello, Woody Show. I am calling
about a game you guys played onyour show, specifically the one called weed

(01:35:47):
string or partner name. Uh.Just so you know, I listen to
your show every day in the carswith my daughter on the way to school.
She's eleven. So when I heardWoody say the word is weed strain
and porno name, I turned downthe volume and decided to listen later on
the podcast because it sounds freaking hilarious. I he didn't even notice we talked

(01:36:11):
about horses the whole rest of theway to school. Thank you, Hi.
All right? By twist, seeyou like that twist? Twist that
was n night Shyamalan worthy twist.You thought she was going to be a
rag and it turns out no,she did the right thing. She down.
Yeah, she realized that there's avolume. Nob you can change the
station and do whatever and then goback later and you can listen. It's
a serial killer. It's almost asif she was being a parent. No,

(01:36:35):
no, it's crazy. Anyway,leave your message anytime after hours after
ten am, eight seven, sevenforty four. This is the show,
and welcome back everybody. Yeah,we're feeling Friday morning. I'm doing doing
whatever we can to get through themorning into the weekend. You guys,

(01:36:57):
we got the Rabiess Nerd out Reporthere and just moments the latest in the
world of nerds. Also birthdays andyour Parno birthday. Today. I saw
that we had some rappers with dumbnames in the news. Young boy Never
Broke Again was arrested in Utah.Oh no, this is in graduation.
He violated his house arrest and he'sfacing drug and weapon related charges in other

(01:37:25):
rappers with dumb names. News yougot glow Rilla. He was arrested for
driving under the influence in Georgia.She even had a nip slip during her
sobriety test that the cop had totell her about. Glowilla is quite popular
man and also rappers with dumb names. News. The home of Takashi six

(01:37:45):
nine bah was rated by the IR s and they left with some cars
and some other items. It wasso weird. I was thinking about him
the night before. Oh, Ihaven't heard about Dikash, Greig's favorite rapper.
I haven't heard about him. Andthen next day, how do you
make money? I'm got that's probablyThat's what I was thinking about. How's
this guy right like maintaining because hehasn't put out any music or done anything

(01:38:09):
for dead well, wondering that.Yeah, they've made him a couple of
times. Uh menace Mama June News, Oh, I'm all over it.
Yeah, there's what you want.Is it the drama with the daughter taking
all the money or is this oneabout her taking ozembic or yeah, well
she had gastric sleeve surgery right,yeah, and she lost more than one

(01:38:30):
hundred pounds that was ten years ago, right, remember she was lucky.
Yeah one way, A lot ofit back since her weight loss. So
she lost one hundred pounds, she'sgained one hundred and thirty ye o true,
yea mama. And so now she'sstarted taking you know, ozempk or
will go one of the one ofthe two. How do we know this
menace? Because there's a new HoneyBooboo show out right now. There is

(01:38:53):
is called it's called a Family andCrisis. A family Crisis. Yeah,
I watch that, but of coursehe has the Uh the weight game was
actually pretty fast. It was goingon because one of the daughters died.
She was like, yeah, cancer, I got cancer like in the animal

(01:39:13):
world. So mama said that shewas too soon. Yeah, dad,
jokes are later joke. That's howshe say, what does it? Definitely
do all that weight game right thatquickly? Yeah, so that happened and
then uh yeah, but I've beenfollowing the drama. What's all the money
and Honey Booboos money that's gone?Now this is on a wee TV.
If you want to watch mam Mamaseating the TV and so and all the

(01:39:39):
girls. She has what four daughters? Uh yeah, Chipmunk and yeah,
Pumpkin, I did a one onher. Her cameo to us was so
sweet, it was great. Itwas great which we got from like a
casino marking, which we appreciate evenmore. I absolutely loved it. But

(01:40:00):
I am conflicted now because of theway Honeyboo was money was handled, and
it's it's pretty sad. You didn'tprotect me, she protect her. Well,
what happens when you ignore history,You're doomed to repeat it. Did
they see all these other like Hollywoodor like child actors or child celebrities.
Well, unfortunately they were in astate where her money could have been it

(01:40:20):
couldn't be protected. So the onlytime that she was her money was protected
was one time out of her wholelife, was when she did Dancing with
the Stars. And then the percentage. The only reason is the only reason
I feel bad about it is becauseHoneyboo actually wants to do something with their
life and she wants to go tonursing school. So she was counting on
that money to go to nursing schoolinstead of just being a child. I

(01:40:45):
understand you don't like anything that getsattention, but this is what's happening.
I guess this is the le Greg, Isn't that funny? This is the
legit stuff. But if we ifwe're talking about something that's like actually like
news example, tell me like likein then it well, okay, we
were talking recently about, uh,what was it? There was there was
there was something about station rape,no men slashing out like whatever. It's

(01:41:13):
like, nod cares about that.Everybody said, what was that, Greg?
We were talking about. Oh,let's talking about some law that had
to do with transgender and how parentswere not supposed to be notified if their
kids correct wanted to be identify asa different gender. Yeah, and that
was exact exact. Nobody really caresabout that. Nobody really cares about that.

(01:41:35):
Housewives, well, yeah, abunch of soccer moms and the burbs
are like they scared themselves to deathwith it. So you think that's like
the constant topic that is going on, But it's it affects very little people,
and we are aware of every changinglaws and changing different things that do
affect people, and so it is. It is a real thing. But

(01:41:55):
you're very quickly dismissed that. Butgod forbid you crap on, honey,
We crap on why I fell backtrying to go to nursing school, you,
guys. I was disappointed and MamaJune is so nice June, and
she did a great cameoon people,which surprising. Let's go ahead and put
that on the schedule for Monday.Guys, it's been a minute. We've
done a cameo on the Cheapo.Today is April the nineteenth. Today is

(01:42:19):
National Garlic Day. Yes, yeah, did give me all the garlic garlic.
It's also rice ball Day, solidfood that's really good. It's a
National amaretto Day, Raby. It'sa National cat Lady Day. Match I
celebrated every day, glory. It'sNational dog parent Appreciation Day. Appreciate us.

(01:42:41):
Right, But you didn't give birthto the dog? No? I
mean, but so basically dog dad. Hold on, so you mean to
tell me, like if you ifyou adopt the child, because you didn't
give birth or help make that child, you are not that child's parents because
you're the same species. Yes,of course you're the No, that's not
that's not what you said, becauseyou didn't give birth to You said because

(01:43:02):
you didn't give birth, like youwere second category. Like you're saying adopted,
you still have to be you stillhave to be the same. Clarifying
I mean, I guess parents.There is so much in this segment.
We're just having a discussion. I'mtalking about the dumbing down of the language.
Just because my daughter has fore legsand fur doesn't make her daughter.

(01:43:27):
By the way, I don't callmy dog my daughter. She's my she's
my dog. I did say that, like, because you know my daughter
will be around. I go,well, there's my favorite dog as the
dogs running up. Yeah, isyour daughter like that? Well she wants

(01:43:53):
to differentiate because I call her myfavorite daughter. She's my only daughter.
I have a dog. Yeah.And did your dog to upset your wife
on her birthday? No? No, the daughter did. So who's better
the dog? Yeah? Whoa?I'm getting sorry for the truth bombs Rave

(01:44:14):
Ray, what's happened in the worldof the Nurse day. It's back to
the drawing board for Quentin Tarantino.He's already declared his next movie is going
to be his last one, andthat the plan was to make this movie
called the Film Critic, about acynical movie critic from the seventies that Tarantino
grew up reading and there were rumorsthat this was going to be like a
companion piece to Once Upon a Timein Hollywood and would feature Brad Pitt again

(01:44:36):
as stuntman Cliff Booth. But Tarantinohas decided not a dog, and his
tenth movie is going to be somethingelse. Back to the drawing board.
Now. One of the most disturbingmovies of all time is from Korea.
It's a flick called Old Boy abouta man who selld captive for fifteen years,
never gets an explanation as to why, and then goes on an insane

(01:44:57):
revenge trip with horrific consequences. Well, the television division of lions Gates is
teaming up with Korean filmmaker Park ChanWuk and they're going to develop an English
speaking Old Boy series. I thinkthey made an English speaking Old Boy moving
Yeah, but it was terrible.You know that's just based on title alone.
That's something that Mike the show killerwill never watch. Warm it up

(01:45:21):
for dad Jokes. Guys released astatement saying, Lionsgate Television shares my creative
vision for bringing Old Boy into theworld of television. I look forward to
working with the studio whose brand itstands for bold, original and risk taking
storytelling and an AI generated trailers rackingup millions of views. It's a fake

(01:45:43):
Bond trailer for Bond at twenty six, which features Henry Cavill as Bond and
Margot Robbie as the Bond Girl,and the creator whoever made this said,
my goal is to showcase my creativityand storytelling skills through this trailer. Thank
you for your support, and let'sdive into the world of imagination, meaning
let's take everybody else's work feeded intoAI and generated trailer and then though it

(01:46:06):
does look pretty legit, I meanit's good enough to full morons or anyone
who's not really paying attention. Henrycavill one of MENACE's hottest Hollywood hunks.
Yeah yeah, was he number one? You want himself? He's Superman.
He is in theaters this weekend inthat Guy Richie World War two movie.

(01:46:29):
He doesn't have the ministry of ungentlemanlywarfair fingers crossed that. I'm raving for
more NERD stuff. Check out theNerd Not podcast at the Woody Show dot
com. Nerd All right, thankyou very much, Rabels, you got
it talk. It is time foryour birthdays. And your horn O birthday
show. It's Shivery gonna, it'sshiver It's Shiverday and you know we don't

(01:46:58):
do Okay, I already forgot Remindme. Has James Franco been canceled?
Yes? Yeah, he's not anA list actor anymore. Definitely not.
Yeah, I haven't really seen himin anything he is. He was canceled
because he had that acting school wherehe was hooking up with the student actresses.
I've heard whatever he's going to beable to like their career kind of

(01:47:19):
thing. Rogan already said he wasdone working with m Yeah. Him.
No, Well, let's just sayhe wasn't canceled. He'd be forty six
today. Oh okay, apparently he'sdead. The everybody Ashley Judd is fifty
six. He got a Hayden Christensenwho's forty three. Troy Polamalu, he's

(01:47:40):
forty three years old today as well, Raby Oh yeah, yeapy birthday Troy.
Kate Hudson is forty five. Hegot to Ali Wong comedian Ali Wong,
who's forty two. Sugar Night Menaceis fifty nine. And so you
got the Maria Sharapova, the Russiantennis star. She was really more known

(01:48:00):
for wearing you know, really shortskirts and grunting. Really last, she's
the one, she's the one thatgot stabbed her. No, that was
Stephanie Graff. No is it theSteppie Graft didn't get stack Monica that she
also Stephanie Graff is married to AndreAgassy. Oh okay, Ali Wong is

(01:48:20):
oh know, yeah, no,Maria Sharon Pope. That's where the hell
were we did? She gets thatMaria Sharon pop? But did she she's
thirty seven? Yeah, jesus.And then Tim Curry is seventy eight years
old. A penny Wise, theclown, the o g it she got
stabbed by Andre You know all rightnow, today's porno birthday girl, get

(01:48:44):
this theme? Ray, you thinkyour mom really liked the gonna get horn.
Today's porno birthday girl is butt plugged. Betty get first name? Is
that your mom's favorite star? Sheis a falla. She's been packed tighter
than the cheesecake factory. On aFriday night, Oh No. One and

(01:49:04):
fifty nine, fine film. Shewas in uh masturbating. Then my cameraman
joins in what's that about? Shewas in popping Balloons with My Huge Ass.
Also sixty nine with the Hottest Girlat the Party, very vague title.
Yeah, well she wants to leavea little to the imagination. Artsy.

(01:49:24):
Yeah, she was in butt Plugsat Work Compilation Volume one. Also
who Can Forget her unforgettable role inSinko the My Own Butthole swear the title
cincod my own Butthole They work shotthat one. And her name is butt
Plugged Betty. She's thirty four yearsold today, and that is your porn

(01:49:47):
birthday, your celebrity birthdays. Andthat is a Friday Morning. Look what's
happening in the world of nerds andwith Mama June. Yeah, in your
out before we're gonna take a quibreak. More Friday Woody shows. Next,
hang on back in a Bit,Back in a Bit, Back in
a Bit show, Check Back ina Bit. Sensitivity Training for a politically

(01:50:10):
correct World, The Witty Show,I Don't Care about your feelings. Well,
that's gonna do it for this hour. Yeah, that's gonna do it
for today's show. You in fact, you guys, that's it for this
week. It is time to weekend, all right, So hopefully we made
this first part of your day goby pretty quickly. Let me tell you

(01:50:30):
what you can find In case youmissed anything on this Friday morning edition of
The Woodie Show. Just go tothe woodieshow dot com. The Friday fail
stories of course, I got thosefor you every week. Our Dumbass contest
today was the dui q Raveies nerdout and also the Birthdays porn of Birthday
in there. And we did somedad jokes today Friday dad jokes nice,
never a bad idea on a Friday. People seem to really like them.

(01:50:54):
Are they my favorite thing? No? Do I like them? Yes?
Do the people like them? That'swhat counts they're And the answer to that
is a resounding yes. So thatand more on the Friday Podcast. Just
hit up thewoodyshow dot com. Comingup on Monday, We're gonna play Cameo
on the Cheap Oh I love it. Yeah. So this is where you

(01:51:14):
know, all these different celebrities,we got to figure out which one's the
cheapest one. Whichever one is,we get a personalized greeting from them.
Oh boy, it's exciting. Whowill it be? We will find out
Monday on The Woodi Show. Alsoanything you got for us on the weekend
Drunk Doyle voicemails or whatever you canleave on the after hours voicemail at eight
seven seven forty four Woody A's eightseven seven forty four Woody or find us

(01:51:35):
on social look for us on anysocial media platform at the Woody Show.
Yeah, all right, Raby minute, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything you'd
like to add now, Greg Goryparting words of wisdom please, Yeah,
remember that you don't need alcohol tosend texts that you will regret later.
You send whenever you want. I'mreally good at that. I've been known

(01:51:59):
to do that from time. Gotto think before you text sometimes. But
also it's kind of nice, like, here, are you done with it?
I've said what I've had to say. That's true. I said it
in a peak of my anger forfrustration. I couldn't say anything worse.
So now we can just move on, right, Yeah, hopefully all right?
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for give
me the show some of your valuabletime this week. You know we'd love

(01:52:21):
it. Appreciate you for that.The rest of you guys can suck it
and we will catch you back hereon Monday. Have yourself a great weekend
s m D Double m Bye,Great Friday Mother,