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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's a dude.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Good.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, today is Friday. It is August the thirtieth, twenty
twenty four. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, thanks for
being here. Give us some of your valuable time this morning.
I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory, Boy wood. We got Menace,
what up? There's Sea Bad, There's Sammy, There's Bort, Caroline
Morgan Vaughn. And as you know, we are out this week,
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Coming up for you on the show today, it's a
Randy versus Sea Bass the Garlic Sauce challenge. Remember that
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this is where we've gotten some of our most used
sound clips from that segment. Also, it was Randy's first
phone call to his mom on the air, and everybody
had Randy's mom in there. That was really good. It
was great Sea Bass and the question will they pee
for twenty bucks? We have drunk Greg at MENACE's birthday party.
(02:34):
Oh we can some other show drama. Julianne the phone
screener versus Young Michael the board op. There was a
hallway separation that happened. They had to be split up
and feelings with Greg, and Greg was reminiscing about how
everyone hurt him individually. Yeah, crying. It's your biggest joy
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is to have me hurt. Yeah, So a little around
the room on that. I We'll start here with some
am I the A hole? Yes? And I'm bringing this
up because Sea Bass told us that he's got something
and he needs to bring up. There's a situation. He
wants to know if he is the A hole again.
All the safe money, safe money is on, yes, probably.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Just like this girl I know is might be the
A hole and I want to tell her story.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, it's like, my god, it's like the d y Q.
Like we were thinking, there's no way this drunk gets it,
and they surprise you every once in a while. Every
once in a while we're surprised. And Sea Bass is
not the A hole. What's your situation, Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
So I was in a hotel room and I decided
to order up some delivery Chipotle and put the room
number in there, the hotel name, et cetera, et cetera,
spelled it all out, just Hey, bring it right to
room three oh three, gets a little text saying hey,
you're your door Dash or whoever's here, and they said, hey,
what's the room number. It's very clear about that. But
I said, oh, room three oh three, come on up.
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And I get a text saying sorry, I'm waiting in
the lobby. And I was like, yeah, well okay, why
would I gave you the room numbers? Leave it outside
the door. I've fit, I've done this many times before.
It's not that hard. And before I replied to that,
I get a call from the front desk saying, hey,
you're a Chipotle is here. It's like, oh yeah, just
bring it up room three oh three. That's cool, fine
(04:11):
by me. Sorry, it's against our policy to allow the
room deliveries.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It is. Well, they probably don't want like the RANDO
coming in yeast, whether they're not a registered guest, and
totally understandable.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Totally understandable that I said. I said to the guy, well,
I just got out of the shower, and yes, this
is me. My name is Sebastian. I am here in
room three oh three. You have my permission to They
called my direct line at the room.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know, He's like.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Sorry, he's gonna have you have to come down and
get it. And so so I texted the lobby guy,
texted the door dash guy, please sneak around the counter,
rush out the elevator, and dropped off you can do it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, And then did they do it?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
And he then replied sorry, they won't let me. And
he sent me a picture of my Chipotle sitting there
on the lobby desk. Okay, So I get a call
back from I'm the front desk saying, hey, yeah, I'm sorry,
it's just on our policy and I and I said, well,
what if the guy just walked in straight to the
elevator and walked into my room, you would never have
known as your food gets cold?
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And why does he enjoy having these conversations? He's back
and forth again.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Here's a guy who says that he doesn't carry change,
like when he gets like coins, that's a waste of time.
It's time, yeah, because he don't want to take the
time to put the coins from his hand where they
put them into his pocket and then he throws them
on the and but you'll labor conversation. He is going
around and around as his food, as you pointed out,
(05:36):
getting cold, that's okay. A question. Did they have security at.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
That There was not a secure This is like, you know,
just a generic every day Hilton sort of place.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
There's a the guy. I guess it's just policy.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
If the door, if the if the guy had the
room not Apparently he showed me a screenshot of his
phone too, like it cut off root and then it
cut off right there, so we didn't have Then the
poor door dash guy like he's probably thinking that he's
going to get like, you know, a bad review, or
you're gonna get robbed or something. Yeah, something like you're
torturing this poor guy's delivering food. Well, he's done at
this point. At this point again, this is this is
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just the desk clerk. There's it's nine o'clock at night
or whatever. And I said, well, what if he just
walked up the elevator and gone straight to my room,
you would have never guessed. And they said, well no,
but it's still our policy.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right, so is Sea Bass. We're not done yet.
Oh that's not the end.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
That's not the end.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So I I was newton out, which you should have appreciate. Greg.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
At this point, I didn't want to get my clothes,
my sweaty clothes. I'm on Carton Arcanel day, get those back, gone,
go downstairs. So I get on again on a different app,
different driver, order a delicious bowl from Wah Wah. They
had these fantastic bowls, by the way, I'm just delightful.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
He gets there like twenty minutes later. I put I
put room three, oh three, Please deliver straight to room.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He goes.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
He follows the directions outside my door. So about half
an hour later, I get a call from the front desk,
Hey you're Chipotle. Still Here's like I was like, oh,
you can keep it. I already got a delivery.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
You know.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
The guy said he's sucked right by you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is Seas Hall. Yeah, yeah, that's hell scenario. Ever, so,
not only did he waste his money his money, he
wasted food much they're not going to eat that a way.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
This is the most pathetic story you've ever.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Holes for.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Not yes, yes, Greg.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
With one slight comment that just because something is quote
policy doesn't make it right, like Okay, it's a dumb policy,
but oh my.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
God, yes, I would have done maybe a different type
of approach. I I probably would have ordered the second order,
but not gone back and forth with the They called.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Me again and I just had rubbed in the face.
Oh yeah, he delivered it and it's already here and
you didn't stop it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Absolutely put me down for a Yes, yeah, you have
to quickly throw something on rundown.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Shorts and shirt for somebody for two hours or from
the dinners.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right, here's the text, long story longer. Yes, yes, is
the a hole? Yes, nailed it?
Speaker 12 (08:05):
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Speaker 10 (08:22):
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Speaker 2 (08:24):
You waking up with the Woody Show? Oh hell yeah? Ah,
you sucking sir, Take a cold shower, horn Dog? Where
it were? The Woody Show? All right? It is the
Woody Show? And uh, let's see what do I have
for you? We can do it quick. What's in the box?
(08:45):
Oh yes, right spin forever. I'm just looking what we
have time for.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Gotta look at that box.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, all right, so what's in the box? We have
this suggestion box that lives in the office in the
Woody Show office, and then anytime somebody gets like a
and has an observation or a random thought or an
idea for something that they want to bring up, they
write it on a little slip of paper and they
slide it into our what's in the box box? Yeli
in the box in the office. Now it's it's under
(09:15):
lock and key. I have the key to it, so
you cannot change your mind as it's falling in. That's
that's that's part of the I'm waiting for today that
I see somebody with like a hangar or like a
piece of gum on the end of it trying to
fish out their comment.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Or they bought a second box replace the box.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Your key's not working.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Box, Your box is broke, broke. Going through the different
piece of paper they're in here and the first one,
what's in the box? Uh, this looks like well they
want to be anonymous, So okay, I can tell by
the handwriting. Oh is it written in hand?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Is it in the hand by hand, let me know
when you screw up a prepossession.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
He says. Ravy printed off probably over one hundred pages
in full color of Lego instructions on the company printers,
signed anonymous. I see that.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
I can track that box because that was I saw
Ravy like going to the printer and like bring these
dreams of full color printing stuff of Lego sets, like
her Harry Potter Lego set.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
I was like, oh, that's very very selfish. Then I
found out later that it was I guess sort of
for work because it was a stupid nerd crew. It
is not a stupid crew.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
That's a great thank you, and it was work adjacent.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
That was my guess.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
That was Greg.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That was great.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
I mean, you know, it's pottered Lego set that will
live in Raby's house and she will keep forever, right, I.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
Mean I felt bad a little bit about doing it,
but it had to be done.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Really was how many pages of that that had to
be a full ream of paper?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think it was undred? Yeah, I'm really four. It
doesn't come with an instruction manual.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
It does, but we needed more than one copy because
people were going to be working on different parts of it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
How many copies did you made and who did you make? Copy?
I know you can do it, three four hundred page
bondle I made my own copies in the box. That's
a good that's a good observation. Actually, all right, wastef Okay,
let's see here. Next day, it's another one from Sea Bass,
and I don't care whatever it's about Raby. She doesn't care.
(11:31):
Just no. I love that you're backing on her, but
I don't think it's selfish.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
It's her lego thing that she gets to keep. And
I guess again it was sort of so I get that, okay.
Speaker 15 (11:42):
And I'm certainly not the dumbest thing in this building
that's been printed on full color.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I would agree, but just because other people do. The
other day I found somebody's bank statements.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
We found we found like a child records orders, passport application,
social security everything.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Next up from the box is another one from Sea Bass.
It says I tried viagra for the first time recently, and.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Really I have a question like how long does it
take to like get going?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Well, thanks, guys, this is gonna sound like an AD
because I heard this on an AD, so I said,
I try it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No, it's not.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
It's not for problems. It's just for like curios, like
oh yeah, first off curiosity and secondly like oh yeah,
tonight's a special night.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
By this when you went to Mexico.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
No, although they did have it in the Cancun airport
you could buy. No, there's there's a bunch of companies
now that Viagra is no longer a proprietary you can
just get Sidenta phillups. I believe it is the active ingredient.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
The company I used blue chew.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Somebody in the They're like five bucks a pill. They
had like a subscription thing, but you can cancel or
pause that. Yeah, and it rules and so like what
Menace was asking, you just chew it up and it's
good to go in like.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
A gross thirty seconds. It's thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Oh yeah, there's a gauge at thirty. I've been using
it like right before it happens, though, yeah, I haven't
been like seven o'clock. Oh well, she'll be here in
an hour or throw this on.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I would say, what's the one that you see on
TV that says it'll be ready when you're ready? Yeah,
which is a different when you have an outdoor bath
but you can buy those you sit in separate claw
tubs to have sex yep, right, because that's hot.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
You can get that active ingredient through these services too,
and it rules. I don't you know, I don't use
it all the time every time, but like once a month.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
Were you having issues about being premature?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
But it's like one of those things.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, no, no, no, not not the least so now
because even if you do finish, like you keep your
rod though, right.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Right, So if you, like I said, if you want
to like take her, you want to really go to poundtown, right,
I mean, is.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
It like painful after though, like you get to the
finish line, but then.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
You anyway, I'm taking the small version, which I think
is twenty five milligrams.
Speaker 16 (13:58):
I think you don't need the big burden, yeah, penis,
But even with the small versions, you do feel that
increased increased blood flow you like a little not like
not like bad, but like a little like just huh,
like your skin's kind of tingly nile?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Does it make like your your heart pumped faster? Or
me again?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Because I'm taking a small amount, but yeah, you could
feel like do.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
You have like some beakers and stuff like, how are
you measuring this stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Or is it just in?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
It comes in a little black discrete package. Man, it's
that you can hide right in your luggage and take
with you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Really, but it.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Could be when you take it, do you automatically rod
or do you have to be stimulated?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Again?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I don't know, because I've taken it so close to
action time kind of halfway know that you were taking it,
I'm not told.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
So now do you use it exclusively like every time
now or just for funds?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Just like I said, maybe maybe once, like when you.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Are going to have like a marathon, sash right anniversary,
love all night?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, when you want to walk in fund you the
next morning?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yes, because because even if you do for a reason
finish early. Fine, let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, that's cool. I can't stop wanting to stop. And
then what you have to get a prescription or whatever.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
That's the thing too, is you can It's all consultations.
So basically you go on to their at least the service.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I use fake doctor dot com.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
No Greg gets blue chew dot com Real.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Doctors and then you just type in hey I want right.
You don't even have you.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Don't even have to face time with anybody. Just say hey,
this is what I'm looking for, and.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Ro ro.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Rod and then that's it, and then they send it
to you.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah it's again. Supers comes in a little envelope against
five bucks a dose. I can't did you.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Just buy it offline or go to Blue? I got
no cup in the building. He's like trying to hook
me up all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I bought let's go get it.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I made two orders over the course of six months, so.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He keeps their bone the longest. I want to try.
Speaker 17 (15:55):
Everybody get a Blue Cheer and we'll have a contests
a bottle who can hang a towel off their boner
for the a wet towel, wet towel and they're.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They're not the only company that does this, but uh
the ones I recommend we have a text here. One
for the nine to five. One says man Sea Bass
is getting old, he's balding and now he needs viagras.
No he's blind for a second out of a couple
of pick news.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Do you go blind for a second, because that's always
the big.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Like oh yeah, with like too much blood flow like
that guy said like four doses. Yeah, I'm taking again,
like a quarter dose, which is just enough to you know, really.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Blind with lust one sea Bass taking viagratic curiosity. Okay,
just like how he's taking pro Pecia out of curiosity.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
You know, I believe you, like like Greg says, it's
like for the curiosity. Absolutely my friends ye called it
stunt sex, like you really wanted to show off.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Basically I would totally try it. Absolutely. Well, I'll get
I'll show you. I'm telling you about the hook hold
your hook up. Take one right now? How long does
it last? Uh? Not that long? Kidding? No, like an
hour ish? Really?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yeah, I'm taking a small dose, like I said, twenty
five milis.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I like how they say if it lasts more than
four hours, to call the doctor. If it lasts four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Going, keep going, Yeah, bro, I think I'm not to
be I think the full like doctor does.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
If you need me vigers one hundred. I think with
this sight you can order twenty fives or fifty.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Wow, yeah for me, take five hundred out of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
As had to do for his consultation with send a
picture of his bald spot, get it because he's on
your shirt.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Lots of loose fall of coals, your scalp shows. I
know you know no cow like. Your hair's really been
showing man's kin again. Wiggy with it? That nobody, buddy,
don't lie. You can't not see it with your eyes.
You do got a fuck the billow Case song you
met with hairs on it?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You get it?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Hey, Hey, you getting wiggy with it, getting wiggy with it,
getting wiggy with it, getting wiggy.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
With it, getting wiggy with it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
We're getting with you with it, all right. We got
to a break. We got some more Wooden show for you.
Speaker 12 (18:14):
Next hang on the wood Show.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. Moddie, that's Raby Greggory Minutess,
fake news, Don Cameron. We got bored in the production room.
One eight hundred seven eight to two seven nine eight
seven one eight hundred seven eight to two seven nine
eight seven. We have a We have a meeting every
week for everybody who works on the show. Everybody gets
(18:47):
together in a room and everybody pitches their ideas for
you have a topic, or uh, I got an idea
for a contest, or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You see so and so is doing such and such.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right exactly, Hey, what's coming up, what kind of events
are coming up, and so, you know, we share ideas
and try to come up with different things to do.
Every once in a while, there's a dumb idea. Every
once in a while there's a good idea, but it's
just not feasible for whatever reason. We don't have the budget,
we don't have the resources, or it's something in this
case where I like the idea. I thought it was
a good idea, but it just opens up to too
(19:18):
much liability. You have seen these stories about people getting
involved in contests, like there was a woman in Sacramento
years ago. It was a hold your Wii for a Wii,
like a Nintendo Wii contest. It was involved drinking water
and whoever had to or whoever was able to hold
their pea the longest and not go to the bathroom
would win the Nintendo Wi while she died.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
Yeah, what they had people calling in People are like, hey,
you should Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So anyway, that's why a lot of those things aren't
allowed to happen anymore. So when Sea Maass pitched this
idea to me, I thought, man, I'd love to see it.
I wouldn't do it. I'd love to see it, but
you can't tell me this doesn't have danger written all
over it. Papa John's and we covered this on the show.
Papa John's had this promotion they were doing where you
could buy a gallon of their garlic sauce that they
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give you with your pizza that you're supposed to like
dip the pizza or the crust or whatever. And it's delicious.
I love it for sure. Oh yeah, I love that
garlic sauce just the cheese bread alone. And so there
was a day that you were able to go onto
the Papa John's website and you could buy a gallon
of the Papa John's garlic sauce. It was what like
twenty bucks twenty.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Bucks for a gallon and it was delivered to you
the same day. We didn't even realize that until we go, Wow,
so I got three of them.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I was like, sweet, yeah, he got three. Guys, like,
what can we do with three gallons of the Papa
John's garlic sauce? And here's what he came up.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Well, anytime anything comes in a gallon, what's the first
thing you think of? Gallon challenge? People used to do
with this back in the day. Can you drink it,
can you hug the whole gallon within an hour? So
I said, can.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You see where I would think that this might be
a very dangerous.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
IDEA dangerous manger is what I support?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That would what? What is the what is the sauce made?
So the ingredients? I've got one gallon because we got three.
I got one something like horse tranquilizer.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
So it's soaping, oil, water, salt, vegetable monl blah blah
blah blah blah. Then less than two percent of garlic
with an asterisk for some reason, doesn't say there's no
follow up on that, soy et cetera, et cetera, A
bunch of preservatives, coloring, et cetera. Okay, and yeah, comes
in the bail gallon. The whole thing is nineteen thousand
calories if you hug it down.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, yeah, nineteen thousand calories. The average daily recommendation when
it comes to calories is around two thousand.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yeah, maybe two to three for if you're a big guy.
So yeah, you could see that's the whole thing. If
you drank this whole thing, you'd gain six seven pounds
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Big deal, big deal.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
That's again that's if it all absorbed in your body
with this much grease, that's going straight through right out
taking up residence.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So that was that was the idea that he pitched
that they were going to do this gall And the
only person who stopped up was and I said, you
know what, guys, I love the idea. I don't think
we can do that. So unbeknownst to any of us, right,
the only two people who knew about this, Sea Bass
and Randy, because Sea Bass worked out some secret plan. Yeah, brah.
Where they met up? Where they where they met up
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over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
At a park near hospital, the hospitals a block away.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, at a park near a hospital.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Set up a table, got some mics out there, and
I put a gallon front Randy, a gallon in front
of myself, set the timer a one hour, and said,
you know what, let's gallon challenge this garlic sauce.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
All right, sounds good. So we're gonna have the audio,
the unsanctioned audio.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And there will be video, of course, I will depending
on how this audio goes. I'm not sure if you
don't want the visual of it, but I can guess
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
What's your lips?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right? So that is coming up next, the Papa
John's Garlic Sauce Challenge right after the break.
Speaker 18 (22:52):
You know the scene in the Matrix where Neo JAMS's
hand into Trinity's chest just to pump her heart and bring.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Her back to life. Yeah, that's basically what's starting your day.
What the Woody Show is like. Welcome back to the
Woodie Show. Everybody, My name is Woody. There's Raby Gregorious here,
Fakenews Dot Cameron. We have Menace holding down on social media. Hi, everybody.
Randy is here in the studio as his Sea Bass.
They are presenting to us. They're a little off campus
(23:19):
challenge Field Trip. It's the Papa John's Garlic Sauce gallon Challenge.
So you used to used to be able to buy
like like a one day only thing.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
It was a one day only thing. They had a
special promotion where they will deliver you a gallon of
garlic sauce for twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's a gallon of the crap that usually give you
in a little cup with your order of pizza one
hundred and twenty eight servings. Yeah, nineteen thousand calories, which
is insane. I remember years ago we did something called
the ho Ho Challenge. Oh that was fun on the show,
and we had we did that with listeners. We could
never do that today. Yeah. It was like they have
to eat like a whole box of hostess ho hos
(23:56):
in order to get another giant tall glass of eggnog,
have to finish the egg nog before they got another
box of ho hos? Then whoever ate the most ho hos?
I don't want to go. I think it was called
the ho Ho Show, wasn't it. I had something to
do with home. Think it was the show our host
show or not So Silent Night. I don't know. Anyway,
(24:16):
I thought it was something. Yeah, anyway, it was gross.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
The worst was the toenails thing and somebody ate toenails.
Can't do that today, No, you couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But anyway, so we have some audio, uh from this
whole Papa John's Garlic Sauce Challenge.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I got a question though the competition between you and Randy.
Was the end result like just pride or did you
have a prize on the line?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
On the line punishment is the garlic sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
They're already Randy had no incentive to do it other
than I just want to beat you.
Speaker 14 (24:48):
Honest, the only thing that made me want to do
this was to beat Sea Bass. Just you know, he's
like he's like an aging race horse. Somebody's got to
put him out some and then he's not as he's
not as great as you think.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
So the Papa John's Garlic Sauce Challenge, they each have
a gallon of this garlic sauce in front of them
over the audio here and where does this start? This
is our reaction after taking our first chug. All right, Mark,
get set garlic sauce. That's terrible.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
What makes it worse? It's just so thick and when
you when you drink it, when you try drinking it,
you have to force it down. Yeah, it's like it's
in your front.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Because when you guys think of the Papa John's Garlic Sauce,
it's warm from the pizza. When you get it room temperature,
it's thick like nacho cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Really, you're actually so, it's not like olive oil. It's
more like ranch dressing.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
Consistently thicker than I think the best thing, the best
thing you compared to is nacho cheese, but like room temperature.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Setaled and just all oil with with asterisk garlic.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Yeah d quotes, Yeah, basically all right. So about five
ten minutes in we realized, oh boy, this is not like,
you know, drinking milk or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
This is.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
This is and the flavor and the salt got worse.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, Oh, Randy didn't throw up, just spinning up so far.
I just it's so salty, and oh, just like how
far into this were you?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
This is about we're both about a leader in so
a good twenty five to thirty ounces.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Maybe five second pulls. The thing was, though, after a
while you stopped tasting garlic. It's like you're just drinking
salt water. Oh yeah, all you taste is the salt
that makes you gag.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Anyway, Yeah, we realized quickly it was the sodium. That's
that's where his next clip come in.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah. By the way, I'm pretty sure this was not
Papa John's intention. When you know, they got into their
marketing meaning they say, hey, you know, it'd be really cool,
let's get people a chance to buy it by the gallon. Yeah,
I didn't have them drink the whole gallon, by the way,
a whole gallon for twenty bucks. Seems like a good
deal considering they charge you like twenty five or fifty
cents for each one of those little yeah yeah that
(27:13):
you get when you get your pizza little dabs. Yeah.
So the salt came a beam factor real quickly here.
All right, I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up.
I don't feel that.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
However, I do feel that it's going to be very
to be much harder to put down.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Agree with Rady. It's not so much that you're full.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
It's just you don't want to drink any more of it.
Your body doesn't want you to take any more of
us in. Yeah, I don't feel like I'm on the
verge of vomiting, but I just I am dreading putting this.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It's natural response, right, I think there's your body's natural
instinct is to try to fight off death. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
We would put like a swallow full in and you
kept you kept force it, yeah, force it down your throat.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So after did you shake it or like, once you
realized that it was the nacho cheese consistent insistency, did
you like try to like warm it up at all
so there would be more like what you get when
you get your pizza.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
I mean if we had access to a microwave, maybe,
but yeah, out in the park, that wasn't an option.
So after about fifteen twenty minutes I called it.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I said, you know what, Randy, wherever we are right now,
we're stopping because we can't swallow anymore. Oh no, about
how far in were you? So Randy indeed won the challenge.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Randy drank about a leader and a half. So you know,
the thirty thirty four ounces is somewhere in there.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I don't know flapping is the appropriate response?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
It was only ten thousand calories, right, right? Honestly, I
was just happy to be a sea bass.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah, I only had about a roughly a leader or less,
so you know, call it like thirty eight ounces maybe
plus thou plus. So now at that point, Randy, I.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Was thinking, I'm not sure when is the word you
want to do.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
At that point, Randy was having trouble standing. Yeah, he
was having sauce come and knocking at the back door
already because.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
I wasn't had anything eat that day. I had something
for breakfast, and by drinking all that, it was trying
to push everything that was in there, got to sit down.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You should just eating a bunch of pizza crust right,
was mixed up really nice in there.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
So Randy had I learned this during the challenge, hadn't
actually thrown up in six years.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I haven't the.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Same the same way, the same way Greg and Menace
are about pooping. I'm out throwing up. I just I
can't do it. Really, I get really self conscious, and
I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
When you decide if you're going to throw up exactly well,
I've usually if you're sick and whatever, it's like, nobody
I'm sick. I would have imagine it, while Menace does
all the time. I do everything I can to avoid
throwing up because people.
Speaker 14 (29:38):
Say, like, when you're sick, always make yourself vomit, But
I've never done better.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yeah, I'm sick, and I'm very much a throw up
when you need to throw up sort of guy. So
I went ahead and purge right there in the park. Yes,
it is so a sick coming back out too.
Speaker 14 (30:02):
What makes this not much worse? He's like, all right,
I don't look myself throw up, like I don't want
to be near you. And as he's as he's getting
ready to make himself throw up, like this daycare group
of like six, I'm swear he's walking.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I'm like, yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna stand over here. Yeah,
you probably times better. So are you a send to
me as you don't like to puke? But are you
a sympathy puker? So, like, I mean, Sea Bass is
(30:36):
making a noise like that, you're feeling like you're feeling
like hot garbage.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
No, So the tables right here, Sea Bass is throwing up.
There's like there's like these three trees. I'm hiding behind.
I'm hiding behind one of the trees so I'm not
seen near him.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
But the problem is you taste it again when it
comes back out now after all that, So I pierced
out about half of it. All this and then Randy,
despite his six years of no puke between the leader
and a half of garlic sauce watching me puke, Randy
could not hold it down right.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Ah, Yeah, I get it, Randy.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That sounds like a fun way to menace coming on. Yamn,
you're an angry puker, Randy.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I'm aggressive, dude. Whatever's coming out has to get out
right now.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Wow, man, how's your weekend. It was lit.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Even though Randy was barfing. He said he had a
bathroom emergency. So I drove Randy quickly back here to
the locker rooms downstairs.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
I'm dying right, I'm like, we've got to go. SeaBASS
is taking a sweet ass time, picking up everything, throwing
everything away. I break down the table, grab that stuff,
and ran to the car.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
He's walking. I don't know if he could run in
that situation.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
No fair enough, And so Randy spent like a half
an hour in the shower downstairs.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, dude, the shower.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
No no, I was throwing up. But because it's oily like,
the bottom like the floor of the of the shower
started getting an oily and slippery. So I'm sitting I'm
sitting on the I'm sitting on the floor of the shower,
oil around me everywhere, just thinking about what I did.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, did you feel ashamed? So we know it came
up that way? Did it ever exit the other way?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Did you number two first and not get in the shower?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
So what happened was the first? Yes, best has a clip.
This is when Randy hit the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
No, oh, you're killing menace.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
It got it got so bad.
Speaker 14 (33:18):
I was gotten so bad to the point where when
I when I'd bend over to throw up in the shower,
I didn't even have to put the fingers.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
In my mouth, like oil was just pouring like. But
it only got it only got worse from there for me.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Randy was sick at home for like another day after
that because it is madre.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
I messed up because I had waited too long to
throw up, so I went home and I threw up
some more. But because I waited so long, the rest
of it got down and digested. So for the next
twelve hours, I was running to the restroom and it
was just an absolute mess.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
But what'd you tell your mom?
Speaker 14 (33:54):
That's okay, that's the worst part about it, because I
get home and Mom's like, you wanted food? Like no,
I just want to lay down. I never told my
mom or anybody what what I did. So she's all worried.
She's talking on the phone to my grandma. She's like,
I don't know, he's like sick or something. My Grandma's like, oh, yeah,
you know, it's this flu going around, Like ah, yeah,
it sucks.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
My mom's seemed to figure out what it is. You ate,
I'm like, I don't know. So she never found out
because she'd be mad, right, Oh dude, she'd what would
she say? She'd be like, really is this she found
out that you tried to do a gallon of Papa
John's garlic saue, she'd go into detail about how like,
so this is what you want to do, this is
(34:32):
your job exactly, all right, I really sincerely mean this.
This is when after all this was said and done,
I thought I was back when this is probably one
of the worst things I've ever done, because it wasn't
the fact that it was just all liquid. It's because
(34:53):
the fact was, Yeah, I felt a lot better because
I peewed when I got back here. I peeked all
my nuts until I started seeing blood. Then I stopped.
My God, but I felt so much better throwing up.
Speaker 14 (35:05):
Throwing up was the only thing that would make you
feel better, But it sucked because then you'd have to
taste the garlic sauce over again.
Speaker 20 (35:12):
Nice job, guys, shut up your stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
To listen to the Wood Show. All right, So somebody
on the text had but what I thought was a
really good idea, and I've consulted with Randy and against
his best wishes. But you know, I am a big
believer in, uh, your relationship with your parents being something
(35:52):
built on trust. And so the fact that that Randy
lied to his parents about what really happened by exclusion,
he just withheld. I wasn't able to say anything. All right, Well,
(36:14):
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls on the phone, we
have Randy's mom. Really, Hi, Randy's mom. Hell, how are you.
We've heard so much about you. I've been dying to
talk to you. Likewise, thank you.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
We love your son. Just so you know, we love
your son. And he's a good guy and he's a
hard worker. Thank you. Card. Now one of the things
that he did. Now, I just want to go on
record with you, Randy's mom, and say that when this
idea was pitched to me, I didn't think it was
(36:55):
a good idea. I thought there was too much risk
and liability involved in it. But your son, and being
the go get her that he is, he stepped up
and he said that he was going to do this,
and he did it, and he paid the price. And
it turns out you were onto something. But he lied
to you about it he withheld the truth, and he
(37:16):
would like to come clean with you this morning and
tell you what really happened. I will just remind you
that we are on the air live and I would
rather not have to dump out, So if you could
just you know, I'm not sure if you're going to
call him the F word or the S word or whatever,
but that's all I would ask.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Does that you Randy?
Speaker 21 (37:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
This is how Salvadorian's tock. It's natural.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Did we did we lose Randy's connection? Hold on, no, mom, darn.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
To the county to disown you?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yea, to fill out the forms? Yeah, all right, hold on,
Cameron's Cavin's getting getting her back up? What what are
you so worried about? What you's gonna do? What are
you worried about?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Hispanic mom?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
He still listen at home?
Speaker 14 (38:06):
All right, Okay, I'm sorry, didn't grow up in Tennessee
where apartments are like twenty dollars?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
But what's gonna happen? What are you worried?
Speaker 22 (38:11):
Where?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
She's on the phone right now? So what do you
what are you worried that's gonna happen.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
It's just it's hard to explain unless unless you live it.
It's it's hard to explain. Well, try just go. It's
like subtle jabs.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, you know this is something that you won't live down.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Absolutely. Okay. I'm in my forties and I still worry
to death with my parents.
Speaker 14 (38:34):
Do you think and then after a while you'll think
it's all said and done, and then it'll be a
family dinner and she'll slide it right in.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Hey, Randy's mom. Mom, I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
What I didn't collected. So what's what's what's the last
thing that you heard that the truth with?
Speaker 17 (38:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yes, all right? So, uh, Randy, Randy, would you like
to clear things up with your mother? For the record,
I was not lying.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
It just omitted some detail.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I just okay.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
So remember how I had a stomach ache a couple
a couple of days ago, like a week or two ago.
I didn't I didn't eat something. Okay, Well I did
consume something, but it wasn't something that I ate at home.
It was it was I drank. Okay, I try to
drink a gallon of garlic sauce for for work.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
We told you not to do it.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Now you went behind our back.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Randy's mom Randy's mom. Are you familiar with the Papa
John's garlic sauce that they serve on the side with
when you order like a pizza.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I heard I tried it.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, well it's it's a whole gallon of basically oil
and asterisk garlic and sodium. Wow.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
What brain.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Understand? Wow? But he only drank about it? What's that?
I'm sorry? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
And he kicked me up all night?
Speaker 21 (40:05):
Is the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh it's not. We got weird sticks in the house.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
We have your keys. If I opened the door, they
start barking. I mean, I wasn't trying to be loud.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
It's just when I when I asked him, what did
you eat? I told him your master eating something there?
Yeah that is a lot.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, whatever you.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Cook, I only eat your food, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Oh wait a minute, so you no, no, I you
said to her. You said to her, I only eat
your food. So now you got your poor mom thinking
that she poisoned you. Just know. Now I'm going to
cook something to really make him stick.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
You gonna he's gonna pay at home.
Speaker 23 (40:57):
At the script on your I didn't I wow, And
you lied to her?
Speaker 7 (41:02):
That's called Randy.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Did it anyways? When we told you not to do it.
We told him this wasn't a good idea. Then he
and SeaBASS wet and did it on their own. Well,
I told him, but something even more Yeah, exactly, all right,
Well Randy, Randy's mom, thank you so much for for
being on with us something. Yeah you guys, sorry, and
(41:25):
I just I love you guys, thank you for putting
up with that liar in there.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
All right, you're so grounded when you alright by, love
you baby.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh my God's.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Mom, Randy's get some flowers on the way home.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
Yeah, no, that's not a liar. Do you understand now
what I'm telling you? Like it's hard, it's it's hard
to explain it or just described it unless you're live it.
Speaker 18 (42:02):
No, she doesn't sound mad though, Quick grab a pan
write down this number fourteen.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Thanks. I didn't want to forget that this is the
Hood show. Greg called me over the weekend and told
me the story. How to just share it? Greg, we
worked with and wanted to know one. No, if I
thought we should bring it up on the air, I
said absolutely no, Yeah, no buggs, no bugs. Greg, tell
everybody what happened all.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Right, Well, this happened on Saturday. No, Saturday was a
beautiful day, sunny, clear skies, relatively warm. So I thought,
why not use this wonderful day to vacuum my pool.
The pool had been dirty. And as I'm vacuuming the pool,
my dog is keeping me company. Mario's inside cleaning the house.
It's a good productive Saturday afternoon. Right, Everything's going fine.
(42:51):
And now, while I'm vacuuming the pool, I see my
dog in a certain area of the yard that she's
not allowed in because it has wood chips, you know,
like the little chunks of bush munch type things.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay, and I thought, well.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Whatever, a landscape bed right, and it's surrounded by little rocks,
and it's a defined corner of the yard. I thought, ah,
let her be. I'll let her stay there. I'll finish
my stuff, let her do her thing, and all is
fine with the world. So fast forward several hours. I'm
finally done cleaning the dirty pool, looking great. Backyard looks
all great, And I figured, I wonder what my dog
(43:25):
was doing over in this one corner of the yard. Well,
it turns out she was doing what all dogs do
relieving herself.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Okay, which made me a little bit upset because she's
not allowed in that portion of the yard. But big deal.
She knows that, and she knows it.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, but she knew that it was just a mellow
day and she was getting away with murder. So I
figured I should probably clean this up. But then I
look and I noticed, Oh, it wasn't just this isolated incident.
Apparently she has been using that corner of the yard
that she's not allowed in, in the wood chips, which
is why I don't want her in there, because she
disrupts the look of it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's beauty back there.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
She's been using it like to poop for quite a
while while, because there's a lot of dog poop.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Okay, So she definitely knows she's not supposed to.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
She knows she's not supposed to, all right, naughty naughty dog.
So I figure this cannot be left, this disgusting, very tidy,
And what I should really do is go get a
plastic bag and clean up everything. Obviously it's in my yard,
but I don't want to go all the way back
(44:25):
inside get a bag, this, that and the other. I
have tools at my disposal, which is one of those,
and I don't know what you call them. It's a
pooper scooper. It's got a handle and usually you can
you can sweep leaves into it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
It has a handle and a little plastic tray tray things.
So I figured, oh, I'll just put it in that
a dustpan. Look at dustpan, thank you, thank you. And oh,
I don't need a plastic bag because she went poop
poo in the woodchips.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Poop.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah, So what I'm gonna do is find the biggest,
longest woodchip I can find, use it as a tool
to scrape the poo poo into the dust. So let's
just saying that one of the wood chips acted like
a diving board, went underneath the piece of kaka and
shot a big chunk of it like a bullet into
(45:12):
the back of my throat. So I am screaming and gagging,
and I'm immediately like and it is lodged in there
like a popcorn, Colonel, this big chunk of dog too, right,
So I am punched over yah, screaming, gagging, but it
(45:37):
is stuck and it is a big chunk. Meanwhile, my neighbors,
who I've never even met before, are sticking their heads
over the fences. Hell, mister Gregg, are you okay? Are
you okay out there? What is happening? And I'm like,
I'm ok I was gonna gag myself, but my hands
(45:58):
were messy. Mario comes running out.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
I'm like, and I'm like, it is a chunk the
size of a piece of popcorn. It's lodged in my throat.
I can't vomit. I can't gag myself. Mario says, well,
why was your mouth open? I'm like, that's boy.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
As I do.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
And as I'm gagging, I step backwards, step into more
dog poop.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
More neighbors come out. What's going on? Are you a camera?
Speaker 5 (46:29):
The mister greg I'm like, And for the next two
to three hours, I could still feel little.
Speaker 22 (46:38):
Shut of dog coca in the very back of my throat,
and I was so worried I was gonna get ill poison.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh my god. It was uh nightmare, Gregory.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Everybody, Wow, dog poo shot like a bullet in my
open mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
It is the show with a dumb Ass Contest, another
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in the car in the office, wherever you happen to be.
It's listening on the podcast whatever, right we are as
we say, the fattest show on the radio. Yes with
an F, that's not fat with a b Oh.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, absolutely, that doesn't happen overnight.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I was looking in the garbage the other day, Yeah,
for food.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
No, no, not George Stands style.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I was looking in the studio trash can. I was
throwing something away. The trash can was an empty box
of donuts, a bunch of Wieners, Stitzel wrappers, hot dog wrappers.
God help you. So we have a little dumb ass contest.
We've played this a few different times. Everybody seems to
like it a lot. Today's dumbass contest is the right.
Speaker 18 (47:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Ryan Secret could never play this, No, no, we can.
So today it's going to be myself in Menace. Each
one of us has hidden something in one of our
fat roles. It's an everyday items. As I said here
right now, I have the item in my fat role
as well. Yeah, and so the rest of you will
(48:20):
go around the room and try to ask questions to
get better clues as to what it is. Okay, all right, okay,
and then let's see how long it takes before somebody
actually guesses what's in that fat role? Okay, good?
Speaker 7 (48:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Who wants to go for? I mean I can go
first if you want, if you want or medicine go.
Are you uncomfortable right now?
Speaker 17 (48:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Are you sucking it in? Are you holding? Okay, he
looks uncomfortable. First, I'm giving you no clue.
Speaker 7 (48:48):
All you have to give clues. That's the game.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well, we can ask questions, what kind of material or
you know what? What is this item made? Made with plastic? Plastic?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Is it something you would normally have in your pocket
that you just stuck in a fat roll?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Do you use it at home?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
No?
Speaker 7 (49:08):
Is it designed to eat with?
Speaker 24 (49:10):
No?
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Did you grab it off your desk.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
In my cabinet? Cabinet? Does it have sharp edges?
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Some edges are sharp?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yes? Are they all the same size, like, no, matter
which one it is, they're relatively the same size. Would
you use this on your body? Yes? Is it a shaver? No,
plastic shaver disposal shaver? A coke?
Speaker 10 (49:37):
It is not a comb?
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Is it wood you show branded?
Speaker 6 (49:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Is it something you would use like as a health
and beauty product? Yes? Is it a toothbrush. Now? Is
it a hair brush?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Can I guess? Is it a tin of mintce?
Speaker 17 (49:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Plastic? Is it chapstick?
Speaker 7 (49:57):
Okay, no, it's a plastic tin.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
No.
Speaker 7 (50:01):
Is it gum?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
No? Is the gum from my hair?
Speaker 21 (50:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:05):
What you said it was for your hair?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh? Is it for your hair? You said a health
of beauty product? Yeah? Is it the hair gel? Or
is it hair related? It is hair related? Hair gel,
hair loose?
Speaker 17 (50:18):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Is it that? That pub the balm?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Hair balm?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Is it hair spray?
Speaker 25 (50:23):
Now?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's got a fitness fatal? Did it be anything? Is it?
Is it a fifty five gallon drum of compound?
Speaker 7 (50:32):
Is it green hair dye for your dill dark costume?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh my god, Oh it was tough.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Maybe it's not die. Maybe it's powder. Is it a
powder of some kind?
Speaker 2 (50:41):
No?
Speaker 9 (50:43):
The hell?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Oh my god? Can use it's a joke related.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
It's a non joeing item.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Would it hurt if you joke? Is it a hair clip?
Speaker 10 (50:52):
It is a hair clip?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Hair clip? What do you have a hair clip for?
Speaker 10 (50:58):
I don't know my isis on it.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Because I'm thinking like what we have access to? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (51:09):
That's you know, what do we have a four year
old girl in the office.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, how many more things gonna use for hair? Plastic?
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah. The fattest show on the radio, We are the
Ones show that was a tough one menace had a
plastic hair clip hidden in his fat role. I have
an item hidden in my fat roll, one of my
fat rolls, the main one, the front or flab or yeah, belly?
All right, so I am ready? The item is there
(51:38):
is metal? Is it metal? Yes? No? But it all piece? Sure?
Is it a pen? It is not a pen an
airplane getting.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Uh, aircraft carrier? Is this something that all of us
would have on ourselves right now?
Speaker 14 (52:00):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (52:02):
This is something we use on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
There is a piece of metal that's part of part
of it is the other part? Would know?
Speaker 7 (52:13):
Is it used for office type activities?
Speaker 4 (52:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Is the other part edible?
Speaker 7 (52:20):
You shouldn't have to think about that.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yes, edible metal?
Speaker 14 (52:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Ingestible? Oh well, okay? Oh?
Speaker 7 (52:31):
Is it a Is it a condiment of any type?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
It is not a condiment and it is not gum.
Do any of us have this thing? And I do
in my fat role right now? Is it a Is
it a beauty product?
Speaker 24 (52:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do you use it every day? No? I don't a
lot of people do. Okay, do you keep this in
your pocket on a daily basis? Is it a flash drive?
That's funny about this, Like when you know what the
item is, you're like, man, there's so many different ways
you can ask questions that would get you closer to it. Yeah. No,
it's not a flash drive. It's not a food item.
(53:13):
Because I said singestible to women use this more than men,
probably probably? Is it? Is it used for beauty? No?
Does it? Does it use for like medical conditions of
any kind? No? I used to stop clotting one time
(53:36):
when when I had my wisdom teeth out. Is it
a tampon? Yeah? It has has metal, a small.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
Piece of metal, small piece of metallic MAXI pad. Is
it a suppository? Isn't there all metal?
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Is it dental flaws? No? But it does have a
string a tampa an edible tampa? Nope? What the hell?
Speaker 26 (54:04):
Nice one of those toothpick things?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Does it only come in one color? No?
Speaker 7 (54:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Is it a large no? Is it a vaight pen? Nope?
A toothpick? It is not a tooth toothbrush. It is
not a toothbrush. Is it a utensil. No, but you
can find it in the same area of the office
where you would find maybe a utensil. Are trying to
lead you along, Okay, is it?
Speaker 18 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:39):
It a tea bag. It is a tea bag. Yes,
it's got the it's got the little stable and you
know you can't eat it, but it's it's Are you
supposed to put those? You're gonna go hot sauce, hot
sass bottle. We have a ton of those, that's true.
Speaker 27 (54:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah, And so when I had my whiz teeth out,
they said, get a tea bag, soak it and then
you just basically bite it and it helps to it
helps to you know, stop the bleeding. Weird You just
pulled Earl Gray from your fat roll. Yeah, well the
good thing is it was in this actual like little
like packet, right, and then you know, yes.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Drink it very much.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
To drink it. Well, that's how you play the fat
Challenge had really good. It's dumb, it's unsatisfying, but it
keeps you listening the.
Speaker 7 (55:31):
Entire time, going screaming T bag.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
I say that because I just saw a textas says
like this game has gotten so dumb and so boring,
yet I can't tune out because I want to know
what So it works for us, It works for us.
We do have some more woody show for you next.
Speaker 18 (55:50):
Hang on the Woody Show, they say, if you love something,
let it go. So let us take a break and
if we come back. You don't know it's destiny.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
The woody showy stuff.
Speaker 24 (56:02):
To me, and I.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Started to cry, what show? Don't know them? I said anything.
So the moment of truth, we finally find out will
he peepee?
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (56:15):
This is not like a takeoff on Guess Who's Gas?
This is a follow up. I forgot that Sea Bass
had actually gone out and done this until we actually
had a second, a second one of these stories yesterday
when somebody had called in very late in the show
asking if they should give their clean pee to their
friend because he had to take a drug test for
a new job. I mean, nothing heavy. This guy's like
(56:37):
a pot smoker, so I don't really care, but they're
going to be testing on an ongoing basis, and so
we said, you know, do you really want to be
involved in that? So he decided that it was probably
the best that he didn't. But that was the second
story that we've had here recently about somebody trying to
get clean pea for a drug test. The other one
was a redneck news story a couple of weeks ago
or so, and uh so we sent after that one,
(56:57):
we sent Sea Bass out onto the street to see
just how easy it would be to convince people, or
how many people who take you up on a just
a very simple, no pressure offer to give you some
clean pa in exchange for twenty bucks. So he hit
the streets with a bottle and you know, some twenty
dollars bills, and we're just walking up the perfect strangers
asking them, Hey, can I get some clean pea?
Speaker 5 (57:20):
Were you going door to door or just finding people
on the st.
Speaker 7 (57:23):
Just random like outside restaurants, just anybody on the sidewalk.
Huh okay, you know, because who knows who's at home
in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
So yeah, he's found people who were, you know, just
sit down and around not do anything else. Looked like
they might have a couple seconds of free time on
their hand. I want to make twenty bucks quick.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, And so we're going to play a little game
with this, and the game is will they give Sea
Bass their pee? Yes? Or no. We just have to guess.
Speaker 7 (57:48):
Our first group of people, where they're outside of a
sit down Mexican restaurant. They'd all obviously just finish their meal.
They're kind of wrapping things up, saying hi by and
so on and so forth. Three or four guys and
a girl twenties and thirties.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Imagine, yeah, out with your friends, just having a nice meals.
Some random comes up.
Speaker 7 (58:08):
Look like average average Joe's and Jane's just just chit chatting.
I say, middle class looking. Huh, what do you guys think?
Will they sell me?
Speaker 22 (58:17):
Well?
Speaker 7 (58:17):
What any again? Any any one of these people? Would
they sell me their pea?
Speaker 2 (58:21):
We're guessing now before we hear them.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Right, I'm gonna say no, how old are these people, say,
twenties and thirties.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Did they ask you any questions about like what was
going to be for?
Speaker 7 (58:31):
The standard question is always is this for a job
or a probation something like that.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
Okay, I'm going to say yes, because the group dynamic there.
One of them talked the other into doing it. They're like, yeah,
that'd be funny day, go do it. What part of
town are you in?
Speaker 2 (58:45):
This is in Oh, this is in Hollywood, Oh, that's
a wild card. The Hollywood, California, random Mexican restaurant. I'm
going to say yes, you're going yes, Yeah, I'm I'm
going to say, well, it's Hollywood. There's a lot of
weird stuff going on there.
Speaker 28 (59:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
How close to Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
About block and a half. Nice restaurant though.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Nice restaurant. Oh yeah, I'm gonna say no. Okay, yeah,
I'll say no. I want to say yes because it's Hollywood,
but I'll say no.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yeah, it's gross. I say no. If you're in Hollywood,
there are just tons of puddles of pee everywhere. Just
find one of the storefronts that's closed down with a
game across it. You're liable to find like a bottle
of some kind that has pee in there. Now, I
don't know if it's gonna be clean.
Speaker 7 (59:31):
It's so funny you mentioned that, because right down the
street from this restaurant was a fresh pile of barf
where someone has gone to like a sorry, sorry minute,
They gone to a Popeyes, gotten chicken. They were clearly
drunk from the night before, got some biscuits and just yea,
oh man, so disgusting, all right.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
So I'm saying no. Rayby saying yes, Greg, what's your guess?
Yes you're going yes, I'm going no because of the age.
All right, Uh, let's find out who's right. So here's
our first person that we're asking. Will they go for it? Yes?
You know, here we go. I need clean pe.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
I have twenty bucks and it's got a clean though
clean dude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I'm in sobriety. I'm in rehab right now. That's why
we're Oh cool, cool, I guess I came. You have
the cleanest right here? Like you have to pee right now,
do you? I'll peel right now. I'll stay right here.
I'll buddy. He got a good as steal.
Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
His friends are all mad that I that he said
yes first.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Busy. So you also you also found like a very sympathetic,
you know, table of people. There was the most rad like,
oh people in drug rehab. This is the clean. If
I'm a guy going around looking for clean p, I
don't know if the guy who's in rehab, I'm not
sure that's the P I take in to fake my
test results.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Well, they said they're so sober, right, Yeah, they apparently were.
They just left the meeting. They've gone here for lunch
and they were all hanging out out. I'm surprised they
would do it. Then they would probably, I would think
they would do you out of it, right, Hey.
Speaker 15 (01:01:05):
I think they were sympathetic to the cause and saw
the twenty bus.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Little judgementace, because they've been there, they've done that. Yeah, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
You guys would share it later on.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Well, yeah, I didn't know. It's just me.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
I got friends.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I promise you was cleans. Well, I appreciate you this,
Thank you so much. What's your name again, Bennie, Bennie
found it out? Bro, Thanks guys.
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
I didn't people thought maybe one person.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Wow, So not only yes, but like, bring us more
business please. Yeah, just a Randall tolling Gray asking people
for p You're right, here's my number.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
I didn't give him the handshake because he just handled
himself the bottle of urine.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
And he went to the side of the building.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
He cut a little bit of time out there. He
did go and went inside, and I have the bottle
right here for menace.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Oh god, hey, awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
That aron's pretty dark.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, that's not clean. There's no way. I can't believe
you capped that oh God, give it this morning. No, Greg, here,
hold on. I'm not going to hold it. Why is
it sticky because because there's some random guy's pig. I'm
not holding it because of the label on the outside
of it. I guess it looks it's making.
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Me so pretty dark. Doesn't look like what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Just hold it up and shake it next to the
mic so you can hear it so people people know
it's real. I don't want to come on up and
shake it so people know it's real. Go ahead, do it.
Just hold it and shake it so people know it's real.
You don't have to do anything else. Maybe are those
anti back to wipes?
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Okay, I need a clox white afterwards. Okay, just some
people can hear it. Wait, is the cap screwed on
real tight? The cap is screwed on time? Yeah? Just
shaked all over his face. I shake it, wife. It's
all bubbly now, all frothy. Yeah, like there's your wife's
(01:03:08):
You're fine. Thank you, Greg. I would have done it
myself and I can't reach out grow thank you. I
want to get I said. Raby's got a point. Just gross.
Great question from the seven to one four giving People
twenty dollars for the Wow Raby's really going?
Speaker 14 (01:03:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah? Rabby smell? Does it smell clean? Tasted? Is it clean? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
My god?
Speaker 24 (01:03:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
By? Sniff chest? What did he have to eat? You's
got the sharpest note, I swear, I smell pe now
smells like pea four? Giving people twenty bucks for their pee?
Is this some type of tax tax expense for work?
What's funny is we took money out of petty cash? Yeah?
So yeah, I was wondering. Yeah, when you have to
write down what it's for? Yeah, urine, Yeah, that's what
(01:03:57):
you said. We have to write that down. Good idea.
Somebody said we should get a drug test for the
p that we have in that bottle? Work like? Is
it like you can test it within a certain amount
of time? That's a good question. I'm not sure we'll
get time for one more quick one. I didn't know
if you were going to find anybody who I figured
most people, especially these days, would be.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Too you know what's going on on? The hell's going
And again this guy he took my or he asked
me if I was a cop. I said no, therefore
I couldn't be one.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
And you didn't tell them anything about being like a
radio show. No, oh god, no, no, no, okay, yeah,
he couldn't see, you know, hitting microphone a lot of stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Yeah, So this last group of people are wait, there's
three people, two guys and a girl waiting for a bus,
just waiting at the bus stop, sitting on a bench.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
People at the bus stop. Yes, on a kind of bus. Well,
because the reason being, I remember when I used to
have to take the bus, Like I didn't want to
take the bus anymore, and so that's why I got
an extra job. I got a whole other job just
to be able to four to carus sucks so hard.
So yeah, like I will take the extra twenty dollars. Yeah,
I'm saying. I'm saying that people waiting for the bus
(01:04:59):
would do it. So I'm going yes, I'm saying no,
all right.
Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
For some reason, I think it's an easy guess to
say yes, yeah, but probably no.
Speaker 15 (01:05:10):
The only way I would say no is if there's
no place to pee, you know, because right in the
open have his bus shelters. Can you go around a
corner and pete like as a corner of it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I just stand in the back corner of the bus
shelter maybe not there, right, but you put your jacket there.
So you're saying I'm saying yes, all right, saying yes, Greg,
I'm saying no, all right. So Greg is saying no,
let's find out. Will they peepee?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Hey, somebody's peach?
Speaker 28 (01:05:39):
Are you trying to down?
Speaker 24 (01:05:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
None will no one. I don't want you, don't want
nobody's in Hollywood. You don't want mine, you don't have.
Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Clean, then get twenty bucks, he said, nuggets wid come out.
I spoke so much clean, I spoke smo much goddamn weed.
Let's be covering that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Great.
Speaker 19 (01:06:09):
Yeah, what about you look like a nice clean lady?
I am clean, like pregnant or something?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
No, no, no, I am Oh you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh see that's the thing that shows up pregnant and
they know it's not a man.
Speaker 19 (01:06:25):
Well, congratulations, he has Hypothetically, if you were clean, would
you put you the twenty bucks a good price?
Speaker 24 (01:06:33):
No? What not?
Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
And then I'm taking and I am going out.
Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
But you do know you can't get pregnant off by peeing, right,
I don't trust I have thirteen So he goes thirteen kids.
So at first I wonder she's high.
Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
Jeez, So first he goes, I don't know, like, I
won't trust you. Maybe you'll take my pee and give
it some lady support.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
But how babies are made?
Speaker 20 (01:07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
What are you supposed to pee in a woman and
get her pregnant? That's not how it works.
Speaker 29 (01:07:14):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yeah, So we got a big fat no there. But
he found ot he has thirteen kids, right, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
So there you go. Two? Yes is one?
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
People a lot more nice and charitable, I know, unbelievable
for twenty bucks. Like, well that's for a price. I
mean it's just for your but they're willing to help
somebody else.
Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
I thought he would at least just get one, and
then the rest would say.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
People are weird.
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Video up at the woodeshow dot com. If you want
to see you I do well find folks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah, nice job, now you know I just have to
two out of three people will give you pe on
the street. I turned in the bottle of your in
in order to get my guess the CRV get that back.
It's the Woody Show and we are into another new hour.
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Speaker 18 (01:09:04):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
All right, well it is Friday and we got today's
dumb ass contest, And today's dumb ass contest is the DUQ.
And let's say hello to our contest. And today for
the d u i Q, we'll go to Gina. Good morning,
gen Hi, good morning, good morning. All right, so we're
gonna play the u i Q. Go ahead and explain
(01:09:26):
the way it works, says everybody there. Seem I find
a very drunk person and ask them some very easy
trivia questions.
Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
If you can guess whether they know the answer to
the questions, two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
I know you're laughing, Gina. Is it the you've heard
this game before? The question is maybe too hard?
Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
You think, uh no, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Sometimes I do.
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I mean, I don't know, little hard.
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I feel like last week it was hard, but I
don't know. We'll do First of all, it was hard.
It was hard hard. Yeah that's hot. All right, Well, Gina,
we're gonna meet the person that going to be guessing
on their answers today. But before I get into the
actual questions, account or are you winning a prize or not?
This is why we have a better idea just how
with or not with him? They are? Who is this?
This is a guy I met actually he was super drunk.
(01:10:10):
He was at MENACE's birthday party. And his name's Greg Gory.
Oh no, yeah, no, I thought about that, all right.
So let's get to know Greg just a little bit better.
What drinks would you say you've had tonight that you
can remember? I do remember.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
I started with wind in my room by myself. Then
I had a vodka tomato with olives because this classy.
Then I had beer, then I had tequila. Then I
went to vodka and orange juice.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Oh, you're here to do the intimate things beforehand or afterhand, afterhand,
because you don't want to mess up your outfit.
Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
You don't want to mess up your face, if you
know what I'm saying. But he sounds very handsome, all right, So, Gina,
that is Greg Gory. I literally don't remember I remember
talking to you. I don't remember what I said, all right,
(01:11:13):
So we're.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Gonna guess Greg whether he knows the answers or not.
D y Q Question number one, Menace, Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Here we go. The Ryder Cup is in what sport?
The Ryder Cup is in what sport?
Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Comes up? You know once a year we talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
It, all right? Raby we'll start with you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Wow, I'm going I'm gonna double.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Know it, all right, I'm gonna double no as well, Menace.
Do you think that Greg's gonna get it? It sounds fancy,
so I'm gonna say yes, all right. What do you
think here, Gina? Do you think that Menace is going
to get it or Greg? Either? One?
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
All for the questions that count for the prize, obviously
it's Greg. But is they're both on the show. I
guess we could have everybody guess on both.
Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
Okay, I don't think you either.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I'll get it either. We'll get it. All right. Let's
see question number one for the U.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I Q.
Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
The rider copy is in what sports? Horse racing? Horse
racing is incorrect? Oh, damn incorrect?
Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
And I guess well you can't reveal the answer. Wait
for Greg to find out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
That is true, right, Gory, the rider copy is in
what sports? I think the Rider Cup might be ser
do you guys have the players to be attractive?
Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Well, you got Beckham and you got that what's his name?
Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Yes? Hello God? And I did not slow down that audio.
Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Wow, Yeah, you're on the board.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah, we're looking for the answer.
Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Golff yea in my head. Now, I remember I was
thinking socker or sailing. I thought, yeah, wow, I'm stupid.
What is the big sailing race? What is that against
the World Cup? Or you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
You know, yeah, that's where they go sailing. That's what
I thought.
Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
Second, spend dumb money on those boats.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Yeah, it's gonna drive me crazy.
Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
The bottom of America's Cup, America's Cup, America's Cup.
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I think. All right, let's go to question number two. Gina,
are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
I'm ready?
Speaker 24 (01:13:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Name any two stars of the movie Oceans eight? Name
any two stars the Ocean's eight. I'm double knowing you're
double no. I think Menace has the better chance.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I think men'sa has the better chance as well. But
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go double no on that
one again. Greg, do you think of the Menace is
going to get it?
Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
All right, Menace. Do you think that Greg's going to
get it?
Speaker 21 (01:14:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
This is weird. All right, so we don't think that
Greg's gonna get it. Gina, what do you think? Yes
or no? I'm gonna go in.
Speaker 24 (01:14:10):
Enough.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
All right, let's worry about Menace. First question number two
for the d u i Q.
Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
Name any two stars of the movie Ocean's Eight's.
Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
Say, Brad Pitt, Ocean's eleven, Ocean's eight.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I don't know was that two? That was one? You said,
Brad Pitt? Do you have another? Guess?
Speaker 22 (01:14:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I just said, I thought it was just one star.
Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Name any two stars of the movie Ocean's eight?
Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Okay, yeah, Brad Pitt In George Clooney, what was the
special that Ocean's eight menace?
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
It was all chicks, including the girl you shout out
all the time named Rihanna, another one you shout out talk.
I totally forgot about that movie. All right, a ban
right here. We'll see how Greg it now again. Gina
said that Greg would not get this. So if he
does indeed screw it up, which I think he will,
she will be the winner of this round of the
(01:15:07):
d U i Q. Nay many two stars of the
movie Ocean's Age? Is that the chick one? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
So we got oh crap, uh Drew Barrymore and uh
the one that she has her eyes like nine feet apart,
Cavern Diaz, even.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Though she's not the chick. Thought you watch Ocean's Age?
I did and I hate it. Oh my god, I
was thinking.
Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
Of the original Charlie's Angel, right, Errymore not in it?
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Really? Well, Gina, congratulations, you are a winner here on
the d U. I Q awesome. Thank you, You're welcome.
Thank you so much for listening to the Woodie Show.
Keep telling everybody about the show and the station. Okay,
for sure, I will thank you so much. All right,
have a great weekend. There ja is Gina? Everybody all done?
(01:16:09):
Was one of the chicks were messing out?
Speaker 11 (01:16:11):
She was in it?
Speaker 15 (01:16:15):
McKennon, Blanchette's gravery Aquafina, Helen Abana Carter you love.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
That Hathaway, Okay. Would you have known that in the
condition you were in at that party? Yes? Really a
feminist looking at prefer to do the intimate things beforehand
or afterhand.
Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Afterhand, because you don't want to mess up your outfit.
You don't want to mess up your face, if you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like.
Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
This is the witty show.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Will you finally find out? What is it that? Well?
I know what it is now because Raby did run it.
Buy me how she'd be able to say this on the.
Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
Radio because I get dumped out quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Yeah, she does. You're doing this for as long as
she's been doing that. I know a better idea dirty. Yeah.
So Rebby's questions for the fellas, we're going to try
to collectively give her, you know, the best answer that
we can. Now, if you have a question, ladies, the
phone's open for you eight seven seven forty four. What
is something you've always wanted? Why do guys do this?
(01:17:25):
Or why is it when guys blankety blank blank blank
this happens?
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah? Or you can also text over as people have
been doing over to two two nine eight seven. Let
me get right to Raby's question. And I also want
to know how did this come up? This particular question is.
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
The result of a very high thought. Okay, blaze it. No,
I don't high thought think.
Speaker 15 (01:17:49):
I want you guys to think about right now, like
what you've done with your wings over the course of
your lifetime. Oh, all the sex, all the masturbation, all
the manipulation over the course of your lifetimes.
Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
At this point, would everything you've produced do you think
it would fill a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
That's real bathtub? Like over of standard bathtub, like so
in a man's lifetime from till death.
Speaker 24 (01:18:24):
Or like to say where you are now right now
in your life? No way, I'm saying I think yeah,
I think no. Sure, definitely a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Think about it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
That's a lot of production, Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Thousands of times. How many gallons is the average tub?
Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Do we know that?
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Hold on, I got it? Are you looking it up?
Speaker 11 (01:18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
So wait, I'm I'm on the first question first. Well,
let's answer the first so you know the answer. Don't
tell us yet. I want to find out, Like like
I say, yes, let's see eighty gallons. Eighty gallons for
the No.
Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Forty two, I was gonna say, eighty gallons a help,
forty two gallons, I mean your richie rich neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Yeah, standard bathtub.
Speaker 10 (01:19:11):
I'm on standard bathtub right here.
Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
I'm a standard bathtub dot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Com for two sounds more reasonable? Okay, all right, so
forty still no news yeah whatever? Still?
Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Okay? Okay, I mean maybe Wilt Chamberlain. All right, so right,
twenty thousand.
Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Okay, So then I have the answer to Raby's question
from mel magazine dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Okay, hold on, so I said no, Greg, I say yes,
you say yes, Cameron, speaking personally seas I will say no, no,
all right, it does not.
Speaker 10 (01:19:43):
But what's the crazy part is is exactly half the
amount of standards twenty one gallons. And that's for like
a typical for a lifetime of a yes, a man.
Speaker 29 (01:19:57):
That's when you think about it, you don't fill your
ba tippy tippy tops. It has the overflow that is
enough to bathe get someone fat like me gets in there.
It's like it's overflowing. It's poor, like an empty house
in there. Wow, why do you think yes?
Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Just because there's a lot Like if you're you're saying
over the course of a lifetime, let's say you begin
at thirteen and then fast forward what thirty seven years,
that's a.
Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Lot of production. Production.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
It's a big production.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
It's a lot of production. That was a really high question,
maybe yeah, super high where it's.
Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Exactly half the amount you're talking about Winders, there's a
question off the text.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Can men really not feel past the tip?
Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
Who said that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
You can't?
Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
You never heard that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Okay, well put a cigarette out on it. No, no, no,
it's not like that. That's how you can't feel. I
think I understand what they're saying sensation. Let's let's assume
that fellas your tip was gone, all right, right, and
all you had was the rest of it, Like would
you be pleasure exactly? And I think that's what they're
going for. You don't. You don't get any pleasure from
(01:21:18):
anything that's going on with the trunk of the tree
talking about you with the other part, because like all
the nerve endings and stuff, well, I mean the ones
that will get you there. This is disagreements it, yeah,
(01:21:38):
just because you're I mean, Greg, this was the whole
point of like bringing this up. So maybe it's different
for a different guy. I don't know, Like, I can't
see where teacher think the kung fu grip comes from.
Why they even because it's hard to talk about it.
It is hard to talk about, are you guys high? Yeah? Seriously,
But that's not from that's not from that. You're not
(01:22:00):
getting that sensation from that part of it. Why do
you even touch the lower part because it's connected to that?
You're not? Then why don't you just plane doesn't fly
without the cocktail? Then why don't you just go straight
to the top and fiddle?
Speaker 23 (01:22:13):
Then?
Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Yeah, why don't you basically do essentially, why don't you
use it like a stick shift on a car.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Then, Yeah, here's the thing. Let's just say that's all
you had. I think you could get to where you
need to go. She could, right, But if you didn't
have that, if you didn't have the tip, I don't
I don't think you'd ever get to where you're going.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Try it or if you you can't, let's say trunk
of the tree, like you mentioned, if you only climbed
the trunk of the tree and didn't reach the top
of the tree, you're going to be climbing all day.
Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
It's like permanent whiskey. Right.
Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
It might take a little longer, but there is no
consensus in here. These guys are just doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
But I'm saying, like, you're agree with Woody and Greg.
If you can still yes, you can still feel a
borton sound wave, Come on in here, I'm still feeling.
Come on in here. We're gonna che larger sample for them,
have a split room sales department. Okay, So like, so
if you just had like your your your uh, let's
(01:23:19):
say you removed your tip and you were just just
t it. You were just going at it solo style
with your trunk. You think that you'd be able to
interesting yourself. Lucky you can get there, Bort, you walked
in first. You get the answer first, What do you
think is the right answer?
Speaker 14 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 21 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 17 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 11 (01:23:39):
What is it for?
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Repeat the question one more time? All right, No, I'm serious.
I was on the phone with someone. We're enjoining it.
What are you talking about? Well, tell you what. Let's
take the break. We'll explain it to them. Okay, you
have to take a break.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
I like the some one for they have a good
theories because what he has a food but he can't
feel his bay? Okay, controversial it is? This would be easy. Well,
we'll fill these guys in on the on the question
hung Jerry getting.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah and then uh, and then we'll come back and
we'll see what the rest of the guys have to say.
And hey, tell us on the text over the two
two nine eight seven? Have you guys even have had sex? Agree?
Speaker 24 (01:24:27):
Ever?
Speaker 30 (01:24:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
It's the show, all right, Welcome back to the Wooded
Show started with rabies questions for the fellows that we
got a question off the text from one of the
ladies listening to the Woodie Show who wanted to know
can guys really not feel past the tip And it's
not that you can't feel it's dead. It's not dead
(01:24:53):
arm you know, yeah, exactly, it's not like that. But
I mean it's not the.
Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Same as but it's still a very divided room, very
body room.
Speaker 24 (01:25:04):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
So Greg and I we are on team. Like if
you if you had, like I brought up before the
bride said, if there was no cockpit, the plane doesn't fly.
So without the front of the plane, you're you're really
not going anywhere, like you So you say that you
can't get there if you do not have the top, like, Okay,
(01:25:25):
So I've never had that experience. I've been lucky enough
to have a tip my whole life.
Speaker 19 (01:25:28):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
I don't know for sure, and uh, neither do you guys. Really, yeah,
none of us has ever been you know, right, and
with my off air you know demonstrations of using Greg
is using his mouth and his fingers and everything else.
Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Doing a sideways thing. And if you're doing going doing
the sideways thing and you're only going you know, at
the bottom here.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
And I say that if you if you do stimulate
the lower area, you can by itself.
Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
I've done it about I've done it with that area only,
and I can tell you the situation was, I didn't
have any sort of assistance.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
I didn't have any lube at all. It was a
total dry run.
Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
And you don't that and you don't want to adjust
your grip at all because you don't want the friction
right because there's nothing to loube so and if you're
just dry running it, that's all you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Okay. But then Greg makes a point about that, it's
like even doing that is you're moving around out there,
which creates the stimulation.
Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
That is a second that brings me to my second point.
I think the problem with Greg and Woody where they
don't realize how much the lower part plays. A part
of this is they have such short wieners that there's
just not a lot of and so they don't really
not Deflection of texture brought this up, and I agree
with them. They small wieners. They complain about it a lot.
So it's just it's such a small portion of their piece.
(01:26:42):
They can't even get a hand on it.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Okay, Oh that's it interesting. Can't get a hand on it.
That's a good observation. Thank you. My hand won't fit
on it. Yeah, it's like how you fingers?
Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
But it's all right, kidding, it's about the grip because
why is everybody's a big fact.
Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
If you watch any professional porn what she she's going nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
With ual, that's for sure. There's a lot of stuff
in porn that's exactly porn support in fact. Yeah, all right,
we've asked, uh, Bort and Randy because it is a
divided room, we're going with all the guys that work
on the show. So which team are you on here?
Speaker 21 (01:27:17):
Bort in the argument, I am on team Yes, you
can get to the finish line, thank you. It's even
if you know, if there's a plane that has no cockpit,
the plane still has engines. You may not be able
to steer the ship, but you're the ship is still
gonna go. It's gonna get there somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
All rkay? Interesting, what about you, Randy? I am a
team sea Bass and Randy, Well, I mean because you're
also like twelve, okay, well you're puberty. Yeah you're not.
Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
You're not chalking a pool queue. That's what that's the
whole thing that you is that it's like it's the
base of.
Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
It, you know, a good one that's a good vision.
Speaker 25 (01:27:58):
Nicely done you Okay, Nick, sound with you to be
team no Tip or is that Menacine Sea Bass? Yes,
it might be a little harder to get there, but yeah,
a little detour here to the finish line.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, okay, a little more work, but whatever, interesting and
push through. Hey, maybe we're wrong. I hope to never
know for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
That text is almost universally with me and mass as well.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
I've seen zero but okay, I saw a couple of
Team Woodie, Team Woody, Team Greg Greg making up.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Okay, yeah, open your eyes. You'll say it, and I
don't even care. Imagine, I don't care more agree with you.
I don't agree with it. It's Greg, you're not your
own opinion. No, we're not trying to Wiener shame you, Greg.
I don't care if you do.
Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
I myself, I was gonna say, like, you think I care?
Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Right, you think I care? Why are you saying? Guys,
let's all try it. Let's duct tap the tip so
we can't get to it, and then we'll try.
Speaker 31 (01:28:55):
Yeah, Ora, Jill, Yeah, numb it up. Wow, I'll tell
you why it really didn't blow up. The text though
it's never been so controversial in here you know what
I know? Yeah, that's nice. The bravest questions for the fellas.
And then we all learned something today. Good morning stuff.
(01:29:15):
Here's what I learned to be a thinker. I learned
that if you're fat or gay, your opinions don't matter.
Because it's seven o two text in Greg is gay
and Woody is a fat loser, their opinions are pointless.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Well I was, I know that opinions mean nothing. Day
the Woody Show. Look at party. Oh yeah, dude, the
Woody Show will be right back, ladies, here we go again, show,
(01:29:52):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. I got a text
this morning. I noticed my cat playing with something and
acting like he's hunting. I went over to see what
it was and it was a roach the size of
a big toe. Died all these roaches this morning. Here's
another text. I was eating cereal this morning and two
crickets jumped out. I was in the living room.
Speaker 10 (01:30:13):
Quo, Yeah, there was a big cricket outside my door
the other day. Gigantic one was like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
There's another one for Greg. Saturday night, I opened up
the dishwasher and a huge roach at least two inches long,
climbed out of it. Oh my god, you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Mess those crickets. If they get in your apartment, it
will start singing.
Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
There's another one.
Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
The other night.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I was asleep and I felt something crawling on my leg.
I jumped up. I turned on the light. It was
a giant cockroach in bed. Yeah, could imagine, I said.
He said he caught it and then threw the roach
into his lizard cave and the lizard munched down that mother.
Oh god, Yeah, he had to grab it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
If I had a roach in my bed and crawled
on my leg, I'm not even kidding. I would have
to be institutionalized. Institutionals in circular room. I believe it
wearing a straight jacket for the rest of my life.
Speaker 10 (01:31:11):
He'll get rid of the bed, You'll get new covers, right.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Amputate my leg. I think it's Greg would absolutely overreact, Yeah,
no question in a heartbeat. All right, So, julian the
phone screamers in here. Apparently while we were gone last week,
Julianne got into a battle with young Michael. And now
Julianne can't even be in the same room with young Michael,
(01:31:34):
and she's sitting in the hallway.
Speaker 28 (01:31:36):
Now he's rude.
Speaker 32 (01:31:38):
He's yeah, he's always rude to me, and I don't
really like sit here in the room with him anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Where's young Michael? Oh my god, I can't wait, just
the way he speaks cute about it.
Speaker 28 (01:31:53):
Yeah, I mean I don't know if he's.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Hold on, wait till he comes in so we can
defend himself next to me. Michael, Yeah, I hear's young No,
Young Michael runs the Lord.
Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
You're all rude.
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
By the way, we had some video of you on
Instagram last week, and uh, somebody's like man, nobody said
that young Michael was so sexy. Yeah, some thirst on
there is real for young Michael. It's all I heard.
Let me tell you what I heard. I heard that
there was just some kind of fight between Julian and Michael.
(01:32:26):
But I don't know what it was about.
Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
A fight, what would you call it?
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
But you're now sitting in.
Speaker 32 (01:32:31):
The hallway, yes, because I just you guys all sit
amongst great people.
Speaker 28 (01:32:36):
You guys are all super nice. I love it you
go in there. He doesn't really ever talk. Okay, you
say hi to him, he doesn't say anything.
Speaker 32 (01:32:45):
He sneezes, he doesn't say, I'll say bless you, and
he's like mm hmm, or he doesn't say anything at all. Yes, yes,
but I think he might be worse than Sea Bass.
And sometimes just the way he speaks, it's just like
he's talking down to you, and I no nobody here
talks like that to anybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Has anybody else experience with no one else in there
with you? Okay, yeah, I've never seen your sneeze. Now,
I will say. I will say that Michael is a
very focused guy, you know, and I know that when
it comes time for him to do his job that
he gets really focused. And because that was one of
the uh that was one of the points of of
(01:33:28):
tension at one point between Julian and Michael, because Michael
will turned the speaker's way up in the studio because
he wanted to hear what's going on and then you know,
trying to be on the phone and she can't hear.
So it was it was a whole thing I was for,
you know, But this is so like, what was your take?
What started this? By the way, what started the beef?
Last week?
Speaker 32 (01:33:48):
I walked into the studio and I tried turning on
my monitor, and it wouldn't turn on. So I asked, Michael, hey,
can you do me a favor and look at the
computer and see if it's turned on or not? Because
my monitor is not looking on and he goes, it's on.
Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah, I was in that computer earlier, but he.
Speaker 32 (01:34:07):
Didn't tell me that. And I said, okay, but the
monitor is not turning on. Can you just look below?
And he wouldn't look below. He kept looking at the
monitor beside him because our monitor's mirror. And I'm like,
can you just look at the computer and see if
it's turned on or not? He goes, it is, and
I go, okay, but can you just look because my
monitor is not turning on.
Speaker 33 (01:34:28):
He goes, it is, Michael. I said, Michael, listen. I said,
I'm asking you to please.
Speaker 32 (01:34:38):
Look under your desk, and you're not looking under your desk.
My monitor is not turning on, and I need to
figure out why. I don't know, but that's all he kept.
Speaker 28 (01:34:49):
Saying to me.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Is it is? He wouldn't say.
Speaker 28 (01:34:53):
He wouldn't say, oh, listen, Like I was on it earlier,
I checked to see if it was on. It was
on because I was using it.
Speaker 32 (01:35:00):
It Maybe there's something wrong with my monitor, because sometimes
if he touches something on his side, it affects my side.
But instead of explaining to me what was going on,
he just looked at me and just kept saying it is.
Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
It's all you go to do is explain what's your mind?
Speaker 28 (01:35:21):
Reader.
Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
She just kept asking me the same question, and I
was just like, it's on.
Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
I already I checked.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
You did not say you checked.
Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
You just kept saying it is.
Speaker 28 (01:35:32):
And he wouldn't look below his computer.
Speaker 32 (01:35:34):
That's why I kept asking the same question the below
the desk, because he wasn't looking to where the computer
was at.
Speaker 28 (01:35:40):
He kept looking at the monitor.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Okay, let's just assume for the sake of argument that
it was like three times you asked at that point,
wouldn't you just like walk around?
Speaker 32 (01:35:47):
I was about to, so I was about to go.
I was like, you know what, forget it, Michael, I'll look.
And so I went to go walk to go to
his side, and then all of a sudden it clicked
on and I go, oh, there it goes. He goes,
I know because I was using it earlier, right, you
are complete?
Speaker 28 (01:36:05):
No, I'm not, And I said no, I said, you know, what.
Speaker 32 (01:36:10):
I'm sorry, Michael, I'm not a mind reader, and I'm
sorry I didn't know if.
Speaker 28 (01:36:13):
You're in a bad mood today, my bad.
Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Oh damn.
Speaker 28 (01:36:16):
And then I and I walked out.
Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Okay, now, Michael, what's your side of this whole thing?
I thought it was.
Speaker 27 (01:36:22):
I was perfectly reasonable, just saying, yeah, it's on, But
you didn't say that. I don't know what you want
me want me to say here, Like I had used
that computer earlier, so I knew it was on, So
I was telling you it was on. I didn't think
I was had a tone with you sometimes, I admit
I sometimes I can be a little I don't know,
not as gentle.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
But there was no there was no malice behind it. So, Julian,
is this just a simple misunderstanding? Or like, do you
hate Michael?
Speaker 24 (01:36:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
I don't.
Speaker 28 (01:36:53):
I don't hate him anybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Do you hate Julian No? Why would I? Okay, I'm
just asking a question. I don't arm because now, like
you know, you are don't even sit in the same
room because in the hallway.
Speaker 28 (01:37:04):
But that's fine.
Speaker 32 (01:37:05):
I would rather sit in the hallway where he can
do his thing and I could do mine and I
don't need to get into any type of situation like this.
Speaker 28 (01:37:12):
There's there's no reason for any of it.
Speaker 32 (01:37:15):
But if that's the way he sometimes happens to talk
to people, then I would rather him sometimes not do
that to me, because none of us here ever talk
to each other like that.
Speaker 28 (01:37:25):
You guys are all in here doing your show.
Speaker 32 (01:37:31):
I'm in there in like dead silence, don't speak to
anybody all day long because Michael only speaks when Michael
wants to speak. If you say something to him and
he doesn't want to respond, but that's just his personality.
Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
I guess. But I'm just I'm a quiet person.
Speaker 32 (01:37:47):
What can I say unless he wants, unless he's interested
in something that you guys are saying.
Speaker 28 (01:37:52):
But so I just prefer there's nothing wrong with me
sitting in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
No, I don't care where that's there.
Speaker 28 (01:37:57):
There's a phone there.
Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
As long as the work is done, I don't care anyways.
Is I don't care who talks to who. It's just
you know, I don't know. I would say, like if
that's what the whole thing is about, like maybe I
don't know, just like I would let that roll off
your back a little bit.
Speaker 28 (01:38:10):
Yeah, but this is also the second time that something's happened.
Speaker 32 (01:38:14):
Between us, so I don't want there to be a third,
all right, So I just moved away from the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
All right, it's not restraining order. If there's a third,
this is going to be like a you know, episode
of Snapped or something. Right.
Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Yeah, thanks for all the drama, Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 32 (01:38:30):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
I'm the worst seven saying guys, just get it over
and bang.
Speaker 26 (01:38:34):
Already there's a lot of text messages saying you Now,
Julianne knows what it's like when people are rude to you.
Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
Yeah, this is just this is just two personalities that
don't agree.
Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
I agree, to be fair, We've had plenty of very
pleasant conversations we have.
Speaker 28 (01:38:56):
We have, but I just don't prefer to get spoke
to like that at three four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Well, I mean I understand too, Like you did ask
a question, he said, it is even it goes.
Speaker 32 (01:39:06):
It is it is Yeah, like me, Hey, julian I
used it earlier, so I know for a fact that
it's on. But instead of saying that, he just kept
saying it is and he wouldn't look underneath. And I
just didn't understand why he wasn't all right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
H well, this is a definite example of first world problems. Yes,
we should have saved it for tomorrow. But I didn't
know what happened all her, like some battle that was
going on.
Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
I know, I was really excited to hear about it. Yeah,
we should have saved it for fails.
Speaker 21 (01:39:37):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Yeah, all right, well, young Michael, congratulations, you now have
the room to yourself. Right, Julian, congratulations, you now have
your own desk, your own area away from young.
Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
Mint involved in some kind of drama.
Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Weird.
Speaker 32 (01:39:56):
That's funny because a lot of people know me personally,
right O. So often everyone gets to know how my
personality was.
Speaker 18 (01:40:07):
Number one with people who yell at the microwave because
it takes too long?
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
What do you show? All right, welcome back to the
Woodie Show. You know, feelings, they're a They're a funny thing.
Yeah they are. They're not for Raby. You can't control them.
Speaker 11 (01:40:22):
They aren't. But I have feel I get caught up.
I cry where she absolutely has no feeling in her nipples.
True story.
Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Ye, occasionally like a nerve will fire. Yeah it's so painful,
like yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
Oh really yeah, yeah, rest production surgery. Yes, years ago.
How many years ago, like twenty five?
Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
Uh, well probably probably twenty now.
Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Twenty years ago. And uh when they did that, she
lost all feeling and sensation in her nipples, which is unfortunate.
It is she used to be really a nipple play
before that.
Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
You put them aside.
Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Did they warn you that could happen?
Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
I don't believe so.
Speaker 21 (01:41:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Now, the person who has the most feeling on the show,
not only just emotionally, but also in his nipples would
be Greg. Yeah. Oh yeah, my nipples are very sensitive.
Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
I legit feel bad when I think that Greg is
actually upset by something, and I think sometimes he goes
home and stews about it.
Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
At it because the next day he brings it up again.
I go, oh, we're still on it. You're really upset
with that. I'm we've decided to make this a feelings
with Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Music for this I did. I completely forgot. I hope
this doesn't get too awkward. It's just I'm gonna let
it out. You know what this would be good for?
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
You could probably let it go. You can let it
go that we all know about or are they some
of them?
Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
You're all kind of connected in a way, but I'm
assigning it to each person. So I'm gonna start with
Ravy because this she was the impetus of this. Okay,
the time I was most upset with Ravy at last
year's iHeartRadio Music Awards, we had a party that was
being thrown by our general manager and market president, kind
of a big deal. Clients show up, big wigs show up.
We're supposed to be there as a show. I had
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no clue this party was happening. We had a very
very detailed itinerary that we had emailed to us, printed out.
We followed it to the letter. Nowhere was this party
on the itinerary, But apparently it was on our work
show calendar, which is a completely separate thing. Nine times
out of ten, somebody in this room will say, oh,
I didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
It's on the calendar, and.
Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
That's the excuse. It's on our work calendar. This party
was on the work calendar, which had nothing to do
with our trip to Vegas. So I'm sitting at the
hotel killing time until the festival starts later that night.
A couple hours later, I get a text from Woody,
how come we didn't go to that party.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
I said, what party? Kevin's party? I didn't know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
I saw Ravey later that night and I said, Ravy, you,
of all people, why didn't when you saw I wasn't there,
Why didn't you text me and say, Greg, where are you?
The party started? I would have been late, but I
would have been there. And she said, I don't know.
I didn't even think of it. Now, had I gone
to this party and saw rape, oh yeah, and you
shrugged it off, and you're like, I don't know. I
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didn't even think of it. If I had, if the
roles were reversed, I totally would have realized, Oh, I
wonder if Ravey doesn't know about this, maybe she's late.
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
I would text her Rave what about the party? Oh
my god, what party? And then hey, Kevin's party? You
got to be here? Oh cool, thanks for the reminder.
I'm on my way. But she totally ignored it. I
didn't even think about it.
Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Out of everything, that's when you've been the most of
the Wow. Yeah, and you all, what do you knew?
Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
What is the one to put it on the calendar?
I saw it on the calendar on the.
Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
Calendar, and that's the thing. This follows other under that umbrella.
You were all flipping about it, like, yeah, Greg, whatever
it was on the calendar. It wasn't on are detailed
to the day to the hour list of things we
were doing. It was on a work It might but
Ravey was so flippant about it.
Speaker 10 (01:44:08):
In my defense was Kevin invited me to the party personally,
and I just went and there's so many people there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
I didn't know who's next? Yeah, next is you? Wuddie.
Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Back in the OG days when we first started this
is probably twelve years ago, maybe longer. Our original OG
phone screen er Katie worked for the show, and you,
for some reason, were convinced that she and I were
having an affair, that we were sleeping, not just me,
Well okay.
Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Everybody, yeah, everybody. Everybody was convinced.
Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Now, in reality, Katie was the only person who knew
I was gay. I had come out to her, and
so what we would do is go out to lunch
or hang out and we would talk about how I
had just come out to her, that talk about this
guy I was seeing at the time. But what he
was still convinced, and apparently everybody was convinced that we
were having an affair. We had a work trip to
Lake Tahoe, where I found out later you told everybody
(01:44:56):
on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Don't talk to Greg and Katie. They're being so slow
and secretive. No, no, no, you're you're missing that, You're
missing the point. We had like some undercover investigations going on,
so we didn't want it was about to get to that. Yeah,
well that Menace and Spicy Nacho follow us around and
Tony and there was a number of people that were
trying to get some type of evidence that you guys
(01:45:18):
were right and mess around right, and we would like
to be a hotel room together. Yeah, let's keep it
on the d L. Don't talk to Greg and Katie
so we could try to catch them, you know, see
what I'm saying, Like, Oh, we clued into it because.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
We want to make it on this because we realized
nobody was talking to us, and we knew it looked
suspicious when we would go off to a hotel room
together inside of which we were just drinking wine and
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Me gay, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
And then when we got back from the trip, you
called me one random afternoon and said, I've just I've
made a decision, I want you off the show, and
I've already called our program director and told him I
want you off the show.
Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
And that was a big fight.
Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
I think, I think I cried on the phone and
then we made up and everything was fine after that.
But that's when I was most upset with you.
Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
And then we got fired too, And then we got fired. Yeah,
joke was on us. Yeah, why he.
Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
Wants you off the show?
Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
He thought I was. Yeah, I wasn't coming clean with
I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Yeah, you called me at home and I've I've made
a decision, I'm getting you off the show. Like, but
what about I've already called our boss, I want you off.
Speaker 10 (01:46:25):
It was always weird because you guys were whisper buddies
in the hall.
Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Yeah, and that's why that's why I never liked the
clickie thing. Yeah, because this whole thing is just like
especially like this environment is supposed to be where, you know,
that's why everybody's involved in different things, collaborative. Keep that
in mind when we get to minutes. So if you're
going to be so, if you're going to be like
an outsider, then you're not going to be part of
we have going on. I just don't want that environment.
I don't remember that. Honestly, I don't remember that conversation.
(01:46:50):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
I mean what he was wrong about something and ran
it into the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
I've made a decision. He already called our bass. Cameron's
is so easy. I'm never upset with Cameron. But I
have two words. America says.
Speaker 17 (01:47:07):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
And it's not only the fact that America says it's
my favorite game show. And rarely do I find a
game show that I obsess about or a game show
host I obsess about. Not only did you go on
the show get a call from the casting people, have
all these excuses as to why you didn't even let
me know. You'd let me know after you're on the show.
Oh well, they wanted people that met online. First of all,
(01:47:30):
Mario and I did meet online. We didn't meet even
if we had met on the moon or at the
grocery store. I highly doubt that America says has a
detective agency where they go and spy on you, like
insurance fraud investigators. I wonder if they really did meet
online and they have this weird FBI behind the scenes
that America and says, you know, you could.
Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Say whatever you want, Hi, Greg, Who's next?
Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
With Seabas, it's more of a general thing with when
Woody rolls me, there's a look in his eye that
I can tell I think he might be trying to
just get being angry or worked up. And then when
all of a sudden done, he says, didn't you realize
I was just trying to upset you? But with Sea Bass,
the defining moment that I realized his trolling never turns off.
(01:48:16):
It's twenty four to seven. He's the Dennis of trolling.
It never closes and that you never let up on it.
And that was the hoverboard chair invention that I came
up with. Yeah, this is like when I thought, oh,
Sea Bess is one of those guys that he trolls
everybody else but not us internally.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Oh no, he does, because I when met Again, Yeah
it did. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
And when Metis had that hoverboard that he was totally into,
I was too afraid to try it because I saw
what he fall on it. Oh yeah, I used it
and sat on a chair and leaned forward. And then
Sea Bass did it. What do you happened to see
it happen. Oh that's a funny idea. Oh you know,
I just came up with that, and I'm like, you
did not, and you would not let it go. And
that's when I realized you're the Denny's of trolling, and
that's the beginning of my stay for your trolling.
Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
I appreciate that. Let it be know that I never
tried to get you fired though.
Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Correct. As for Menace and you were talking about clicks,
I couldn't. Even though Menace and I have probably butted
heads more than anybody else in this room, I couldn't
think of one specific time. So I'm thinking of an
overarching theme to Menace, and that is when we all
work together five days a week, like twelve hours a day.
We do stuff out of work together, we travel together.
(01:49:26):
We basically live together more than we live with our
own families. But when there's an event I eat a
concert and we're all there as a group, Menace acts
like he doesn't even know us. He acts like the
rock star mentality, that kind of clickish, I'm not even
gonna say hi to you, kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Like school too cool for school. Only at events, it's
really strange.
Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
Like give you an example, like, so he's not talking
to you, Yeah, I won't say hi, kind of you know,
just turning his back. What do you say, like rock starting,
Like what do you mean? Just an overlying too cool
for school attitude, not like.
Speaker 7 (01:50:04):
I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Meeting celebrities or yeah, like kind of like, well, I'm
not really going to pay attention to you guys. I'm
just gonna kind of be cool over here.
Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Menace most events is just on his phone.
Speaker 15 (01:50:18):
There's sometimes like you know, he's working, he's posting, he's
taking pits there.
Speaker 10 (01:50:23):
Sometimes I don't go on my way not to say hi.
I swear to God in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
No, I believe you. Yeah, Like that's what I'm saying.
I had the hardest time coming up with Menace. When
we're meeting listeners, for example, and people are coming up
and they're, oh my god, Hi, how are you listen
to the show every day? Like I'll look in they're
going high Menace, and Menace is like I gotta like
hit Menace, like dude, say hi, like say hello, yeah,
And it's not because he's like looking right at and
ignoring them. He's on his phone instead of shaking the
(01:50:48):
person's hand, not.
Speaker 10 (01:50:49):
Trying to big time anybody at all.
Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
Yeah, I swear, but it's called feelings, and that's how
it makes it.
Speaker 13 (01:50:58):
Might not be based on probably better better Greg, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (01:51:05):
And then a lot of times I'm just trying to
kind of trying to hide. Really, Yeah, I got that
from Greg from what I don't know, like.
Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Like a general anxiety of being at an event from Greg.
Speaker 10 (01:51:19):
I'm just hiding space.
Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
I'm just a bulldozer. I know he's that's probably the issue.
I don't want anybody to see me. Yeah, yeah, well
there you go. There's a feelings with Greg dead and buried. Now, yeah,
I can let go after decades you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:51:38):
But a relief.
Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Did you feel better?
Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
I feel lighter? Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but I
feel better nervous. Well, like what if you got now
what if you guys obsessed about.
Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
What I said?
Speaker 7 (01:51:49):
Oh, I'm going to obsess all that all day, all day.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
I don't know if i'll sleep tonight probably see we
know this aboue Greg?
Speaker 21 (01:51:57):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Okay, Well now I won't.
Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
And you yelled at me many times about that party.
Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
I did you deserved it?
Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
Because Greg can't open his calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
We're gonna ta get quick. Und see, clearly didn't listen
to the segment We've got some more Woodie Show coming
up for your next hang up the Woody Show.
Speaker 18 (01:52:17):
You know the scene in the Matrix where Neo JAMS's
hand into Trinity's chest just to pump her heart and
bring her back to life. Yeah, that's basically what's starting
your day with the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
Is like, I mean, everybody's all good after that feelings
with Greg segment, right, Yes, those feelings were hurt by
Greg's feelings like sympathy feelings like fine, I thought mine.
Speaker 7 (01:52:37):
Would be like a choice of like five different maybe
different things.
Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Don't remind you because bring it up and that was
in the mix. That's so mean. Yeah, Like I didn't
fire Greg, like we said, we got fired, and we
already way before that even happened. Greg wasn't going anywhere
for I think a month, but then I got fired.
Speaker 7 (01:53:00):
Oh yeah, I was like we got fired like a
week after that trip.
Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
It wasn't long after that.
Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
It was late March. Yeah, fired April day.
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Why would I hire Greg back for this show when we.
Speaker 7 (01:53:13):
Got to keep trolling?
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Um ye, just to upset me. You know what's funny, Man,
As long as I've been hosting a show and have
had people working on the show, there have been many
people I should have fired, and I have never once
actually fired anybody. I'm way too forgiving, believe it or not,
and loyal. I'm loyal to a fault. Remember Tony, they
(01:53:38):
want they wanted him, they want to fire. It was
everything short of sucking a d so that they wouldn't
fire him, Like if this goes wrong, like you can
fire me. But yeah, I'm sorry, Greg, I don't remember
that conversation if I remember where I was.
Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
Then at the trip he's talking about.
Speaker 15 (01:54:02):
I'm not surprised that you don't have a beat on
that because so many things happened.
Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Exactly because it doesn't like it really doesn't sound like
something like again just based on like how it doesn't sound.
Speaker 15 (01:54:13):
But I do feel bad the reality show of all
toll Have they been filming that weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Do you actually see though? Greg? Oh no, no, no,
I drank about I don't know, seventy beers. Maybe he
misremembered what he is, A rat, backstabber. You would be
lucky to work on this show to get backstab. This
is even as radio shows go. Man, I mean I
think this, and I see other ones, and I see, like,
(01:54:42):
you know, people that work together, but they.
Speaker 7 (01:54:44):
Straight up can't be in the same room. Yeah, can't,
you know, look at each other.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
I think have zero say what goes on? Nobody's ever
included except for host. Yeah, you know it's crazy man
thattored friendship. Yeah, we'll we're get it.
Speaker 10 (01:55:03):
That morning show boot camp, and there was one this
guy was talking about. Yeah, I had to talk to
his agent. Yeah, even though I'm yeah, a discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
They wouldn't they wouldn't talk to each other. Oh my god.
This guy wouldn't talk to the host. And so the
only way that the host could have a conversation or
get something to the other guy was to call his agent.
Speaker 7 (01:55:24):
How could you work that way?
Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
I don't know. And work that way, I don't know.
Why would you want to?
Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
Yeah, they're just in this business. They're so worried that
they won't get another job.
Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Greg. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Show.
Speaker 6 (01:55:39):
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Speaker 19 (01:56:10):
Everyone listening turned to another radio station immediately.
Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
Menas, how many edibles are you in so far?
Speaker 10 (01:56:19):
I'm still on the three the first three.
Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
So part of my being naive here like how long?
Speaker 21 (01:56:25):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
How long will that last before it starts to Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:56:30):
See, I never know because I usually just fall asleep.
Most of the research. Most of the research says the
average of six hours. Really yeah, because it takes it
takes longer to kick in, but also longer to wear off.
Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
Are you going to have more?
Speaker 10 (01:56:50):
I don't know. I think I'm good for now.
Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
Well, I've got some munchies for you minutes. I got
either hot fudge Sunday pop charts or chocolate frosting straight
from the can. What are you going through it?
Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
He's already had flaming hot cheetos. Hell yeah, and sugar crystals.
How gross?
Speaker 7 (01:57:24):
Well, you know when the first thing I do istak
the frosting off.
Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 19 (01:57:29):
Weird.
Speaker 10 (01:57:29):
Yeah, oh that is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Man. We've got the menace excuse generator coming up. I
saw a story about this woman in Scotland. She found
this dead pigeon on the street and she tried to
revive it by doing CPR, by blowing into its mouth.
She's given CPR to a dead pigeon. I mean the pigeon,
by the way, very dead and she thought she could
(01:57:54):
bring it back to life. It reminds me of you know,
Greg trying to save the dove after his dog got
hold of it. Oh god, he wasn't gonna give it
CPO and pieces. I tell you what, Menace is dealing
with the crazy dove situation right now.
Speaker 10 (01:58:09):
I know, right, there's this dove that's terrorizing me in
your in my garage, his apartment complex.
Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
Yeah, this dove is so weird. What happened, Menace? So okay?
Speaker 10 (01:58:25):
So I uh, I was getting something out of the
trunk and this dove like flips out on me.
Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
So the duf flips out on me? Oh my god,
what do you mean the dub that flipped out on you?
Speaker 20 (01:58:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
What does that mean? Your car flapping make you wish
it's flapping and making weird sounds. Yeah, just leave it alone.
Then I I go away and a couple hours that
come back to the car.
Speaker 10 (01:59:05):
And then this like bird wants to commit suicide.
Speaker 23 (01:59:08):
Because it starts flying in the air and then boom
straight into the ground, Like what are you doing, you
dumb dumb and then it like goes goes back.
Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Up in the air boom right into the So I'm like,
I'm like this dumb is crazy. Leave this stuff alone.
The very next day, what do.
Speaker 9 (01:59:34):
You know, dums all over my face? What do you know,
just causing drama again, dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
Then I just had to walk away. Man said, I
want no beef.
Speaker 7 (01:59:54):
I don't want no beef. And you dumb, if you're
gonna kill yourself, just kill yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Leave me out of it. Probably back again today. Damn
dove drama cos that's crazy, he said a video yesterday.
I had this dove and then it's like sitting up
there like in a rafter, almost staring menace down. It's bizarre.
Speaker 10 (02:00:16):
I can put that on something.
Speaker 7 (02:00:19):
You'll put it on something, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
I'm pretty sure I can tell you where to put it.
And it would take a minute to get there. Don't
they freak you out when they fly because they go
like the Woody Shell, the Woody Show. Welcome back to
(02:00:54):
the Woody Show. So recently, seamasters trying to make one
of his inflammatory comments, I was making an observation, Okay,
he was saying, He's like, why is it that all
male flight attendants are homosexuals? Seems that way? Yeah, exactly,
thank you. I just not turned into flame anybody.
Speaker 34 (02:01:16):
I'm just saying, why, why is that it does seem
that way? Yeah, I'm not saying it's a wrong stereotype, right,
you know, it's definitely not. Yeah, but you can see
where that would be. Yeah, you know people made it
out there, right, question. Yeah, but there's also the question
of categories too, of gays, right, because that's how that's
how I started talking about bears.
Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Somebody said, yeah, like bear Hotter, Like, well, deal is
another one, right, And they asked, like Tim Gunn, like
what category would he be in that? I was clueless
extra fancy? Yeah, what is there a fancy category? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:01:55):
So category stuff, this stuff came up, and I saw
Greg over there. He's like, right, guy, I gotta write this.
I gotta do some research.
Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
Yeah, so Greg did what he calls an investigation, an investigation,
and he's putting the gay and investigations right, uh, to
get us some answers. So what he did is he
went and he talked to his gay and lesbian friends, right,
A lot of which are at a lot of whom
at the meeting. Right.
Speaker 5 (02:02:18):
That's right, Yeah, your meeting. It couldn't have been more
convenient because we had the meetings already scanty away.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Yeah right. I'm like, hey, you guys, I have something
to ask you. Yeah. By the way, the people who
are on homeowners associations, like on the board of homeowners associations,
they all find themselves to be very high and mighty
most of the time. But I found it funny because,
like I saw the post the other day, like they
had to sign up in my neighborhood saying that the
next meeting of the homeowners association will be this Thursday
(02:02:46):
at the I Hop. Oh, Like, seriously, can you take
yourself if your big meetings at the ie Hoop, I
would like rudy fresh and fruiting. As we discussed solar panels,
my question is like, Okay, they make rules, I mean,
how do they really enforce them though, because they'll find you.
But how do they if you don't pay? They put
(02:03:07):
a lean against your house signed to the paper. Because
when you buy a house in that neighborhood that has
a homeowner association, you agree to the indentures. You agreed
to the REMI and so you're like, city will enforce
that or the state will enforce that. It's not about
those fines. Well, I mean there are laws that say
that the you know, the homeown association can then put
just like a contractor that comes to your house and
(02:03:29):
does work and you don't pay, Yeah, they can go
down to city Hall and they put a lean against
your house and.
Speaker 7 (02:03:34):
Try selling your house with a lean on it.
Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Yeah, you can't do it. Look, that's why they when
you go to buy a house or whatever, they want
to make sure it's a clear title and you know
all that kind of Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:03:41):
So the people are just robbing stores? What happens to them?
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
So Greg did his investigation? What did you find? Greg? Well?
Speaker 5 (02:03:50):
Can I get a gay music bet of some sort,
maybe like the Hustle or something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
I just think it was coming right.
Speaker 5 (02:03:59):
You're going I want to start with the categories because
there were more categories than I knew of. They're pretty
objective because I want to get to the flight attendant
thing later. That's more subjective. They're based on pretty self
explanatory stereotypes like twinks, fems, geeks, jocks, daddies. There's also twinks, bears, wols, cubs, otters.
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Twink first and foremost, their young, slim, minimal body, hair,
clean shaven, usually the target of all the stereotypical jokes.
They're also the target for mature gay men. Would exactly favorite.
Speaker 7 (02:04:37):
He would show up to a casino a kid who
couldn't get it, and.
Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
We had to alter all our plans to accommodate him.
Speaker 7 (02:04:44):
This guy couldn't drink.
Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
You say, pray, I say, guide.
Speaker 3 (02:04:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:04:54):
And then I found out that a twunk is like
a twink, but more muscular, like a twink. That's a punk,
So ank a twunk a twink but more confident. So
think Justin bieber Nick Jonas.
Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Nice beaver, still in the twin even though he's a
little rip but all right. And then you have a.
Speaker 5 (02:05:17):
Then you have a discrete, which is a hidden category
for obvious reasons because they're in the closet. Then you
have the otter, which is kind of between a twink
and a bear. They're lean, but they're hairy. Otters are
commonly known to have that guy next door kind of
look like an otter. Then you have a geek and
they're simply described as passionate and they have a lot
(02:05:38):
of hobbies and they're considered smart. Okay, all right, kind
of self explanatory. But their body, what's the body tie?
Speaker 7 (02:05:45):
What's the body?
Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
Is that sort of a.
Speaker 7 (02:05:46):
Neil Patrick Harris maybe probably like that, like an NPA.
Speaker 5 (02:05:51):
Now, I think this is kind of the same category
a jock or a bowl they're also known as a
gym rat. Obsessed with body billuilding muscles, weightlifting, and they're
built like trucks, so like a tunk. Right, not to
be confused with the bear. They are stocky and unlike
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the gym rat, the jock, the bull, they're hairy, not
necessarily in shape. They are jovial and friendly. They're big,
they're barrel chested, they like beer. They're on the older side.
The thing they're they're older if you fit that description,
but you're on the younger side, you're a cub.
Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
Okay, Okay, that was one that was one that came
up when that whole discussion happened. Exactly what exactly is
a cub? Got it? Is a younger bear? Got it?
So to answer the Tim such a question, I love it.
I love it. You're good.
Speaker 5 (02:06:53):
Now I think the tim gun question, I'm thinking he
would fit into the.
Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
Category of daddy.
Speaker 5 (02:07:00):
Daddy is described as dapper and debonair, yes, but not parental,
more as nurturing, usually older, obviously, and they prefer a
partner who is younger.
Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
But I say, daddy would pray pray on prefer a twink?
Speaker 5 (02:07:19):
Yes, more than like that exactly. So those are the categories,
got it. So those are more objective, and that was
way easier to do an investigation.
Speaker 2 (02:07:28):
Yeah. So this is Greg's investigation right into some of
these different things that have come up, and we need
the official words.
Speaker 5 (02:07:34):
Oh yeah, now we transition into some Madonna, which rules.
Now the question is why are most flight attendants gay?
This is totally interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
So I asked them to find out if that was true, right,
or just to stereotype.
Speaker 5 (02:07:50):
And it turns out it is true. I asked three
flight attendants for their first person perspective, and they in
turn asked a bunch of their flight attendant friends, and
they also asked a few pilot friends. So here are
some of the answers I got, and these are their
exact quotes. Teens who are gay dream of getting out
(02:08:12):
of town and escaping their hometowns. And the service industry
is gay friendly, So what better industry than a service
industry that literally.
Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
Travels out of town. Yeah, you get paid, right, That
was one person's answer.
Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
Another one said that he thought he was good looking
enough to be a model, but never became one, So
being a flight attendant, he thought, was a great way
to model up and down an aisle and get paid
to do it. Answer, but no, he wanted you to
know I'm not kidding. Another one said that some of
(02:08:49):
the pilots that my flight attendants talked to admitted that
a lot of pilots are gay, but they are in
the closet, and the pilots know that ninety percent of
flight attendants are gay, and that being a pilot is
a great way to hook up with flight attendants, even
though the pilots are married and have kids. And bonus,
you're not only out of town. You might be out
(02:09:10):
of state or out of country and they'll put you
in the same hotel, so it makes it very easy
a wrinkle, super interesting.
Speaker 19 (02:09:17):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:09:17):
Another one said, and it doesn't count if it's out
of state, right, automatic furlough from marriage.
Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
Another one said that they know that they're not going
to have kids. They wanted a career that would be fun,
and they're always searching for the next fun and exciting thing.
And what's more fun and exciting than traveling from place
to place, always keeping things exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:09:37):
Well, yeah, that's just a theory. That was the first one.
Speaker 5 (02:09:40):
None of this is These are all just theories, right.
Another one said that he likes meeting different guys at
every layover city. Yeah, that grinder. For example, this past
weekend he hooked up with a guy that he met
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (02:09:56):
Sweet.
Speaker 5 (02:09:57):
And then you go to a different country, a different town,
different city. That's almost like a challenge to meet somebody
in every different city, man in every port, as they say, right, right, Yeah, Now,
this one seems to make a lot of sense. Airlines
are very gay friendly corporations to work for. They have
benefits for same sex couples. They've been historically gay friendly,
(02:10:18):
so they are an industry that has been known to
be gay friendly, so it attracts gay employees.
Speaker 7 (02:10:25):
I wonder if I wonder if that's a chicken in
the egg argument. Maybe they are that way because they
realized they had so many.
Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
Yeah, I'm sure that's how it works. That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:10:34):
But either way it works out, which leads to the
final one, which I find to be the most compelling
argument of all of them. It's simply a self fulfilling
prophecy because the stereotype already exists that there are a
lot of gay flight attendants. Therefore, a lot of gay
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men want to be flight attendants because it's on the
radar are for them, and because of that stereotype, it
also keeps a lot of straight men from wanting to
go get the job. So if you think that there
are a lot of gay flight attendants, as a gay dude,
you might think, oh, I want to be a flat
attendant because there's a lot of gay flat attendants. And
if you're a straight guy, you think, huh, there's a
(02:11:17):
lot of gay flight attendants. I don't think I want
to be a flight attendant. So it kind of that's
very homophobic, you know what it is, But it makes
sense because you think it's already, right, so it perpetuates it,
so it's a self fulfilling prophecy. Those were the results
of the survey of the flight attendants, and they none
of them disagreed with it. None of them disagreed with them.
Speaker 2 (02:11:38):
And my other thought, I was thinking about this, and
I think also it's very service oriented and gay gay
guys tend to be more like people pleasers, very like
like concierge types, like I want to help people if
they're outgoing, outgoing, like kind of like the catwalks, the
thing you talked about, Yeah, that was super Hilo girl. Right.
(02:11:58):
Greig had that one friend. Every time they would go
eat somewhere, he had to pick his seat based on
who would be able to walk by and see the
shoes he was wearing. Do you mind if we trade seats?
And he's like, why, because I've got my new shoes.
Oh my god, I have tom facing on the outside right,
and so he would like kind of sit sideways and
(02:12:18):
then cross his legs so that, you know, the shoe
would be on display outside. Yeah, yeah, let him know,
and then we'd be walking down the streets. Do you
think they saw my shoes? Yeah? Go ask them. So
interesting none of them disagreed. They all agreed to the stereotype,
and that goes with the reasons they gave. I thought
it was pretty interesting Greg's investigation. That's not what we wanted,
(02:12:46):
all right, it's Greg's investigation. There, I got it, get it.
That's where they're trying to play gay DJ over here
and yeah, nailed there. He just got locked in the music.
There's a lot of funny Jeff pan hell ya, I shoot,
(02:13:09):
do you think this song is in the head of
the flight attendants that are stop shaying down the aisle
way ahead sex Tom saying can I get you a drink?
Cosmo Beacus promised, which is the barmber.
Speaker 18 (02:13:24):
We were kind of hoping they were lying about that part.
Speaker 2 (02:13:26):
It's the Woody Show. Okay, I like it or not,
we're back. But I think you're gonna like what we
have for you because it's a brand new interview Roulette.
I love these, so these are fun interview Roulette. Randy
is gonna be the one with the interview this time around,
(02:13:47):
and he's gonna be talking to while he already talked
to a cyber bully expert. We're just gonna go back
and listen to some of the parts of the interview,
I'll bring Randy in. Yeah, so the interview where that works.
We get pitched on guests all the time, and so
we just take some of these random interviews and then
we have somebody here on the show interview this person.
(02:14:07):
You always have some kind of book. They're an expert
in something. Now, what they don't realize is that when
we do the questioning, the questions that are being asked
are questions that were written up by everybody else on
the show, and you, as the person doing the interview,
just have to read whatever the question is. Very like
an Impractical Jokers style. Right, You can't apologize, you can't
say someone else wrote this for me. You have to
(02:14:28):
Yeah the question, make it work. Yeah, do your best
to try to, you know, work it into the conversation
and then get out of it, by the way, so
you can move on to the next question. See how
long you keep them around? All right, here's a ready
Hey Randy, Hey, good morning Randy. All right, So interview roulette.
This is a cyber bully expert. Now Randy is not one.
He was, in fact, just talking to me about how
(02:14:49):
he's not really into cringe and so The first thing
I thought of is I knew that we had this
this segment coming up, So like hidden camera shows make
them uncomfortable, and practical jokers make them uncomfortable, things like that.
So like, were you super nervous getting into.
Speaker 14 (02:15:01):
This or I was a little bit, I did tell you,
Like watching the latest Borat super difficult for me. I look,
look away, cover my ears, hum a little bit when
I hear him saying something like, oh God, but doing something,
I don't know, it's a little different. I don't know
how I feel about listening back to the Like when
you're a part of it. Yeah, when you're a part
of it, you kind of get lost in it, sort
of doing the action.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Because he's helped out Sea Bass a number of times
as the camera guy for some of the things that
Sea Bass has gone out, like the steal a base
steal Taco thing.
Speaker 14 (02:15:28):
Some of those have been difficult, like for instance, the
seal a based seal of Taco. Like I'll have the
camera and I'll see the workers looking at me, and
then instantly I just start to shut down. I'm like,
I'm live him something like a look. So listening back
to these things should be interesting.
Speaker 9 (02:15:42):
I get it, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
All right, So interview Roulette. Now, this person's a cyber
bully expert. Tell me about this person.
Speaker 7 (02:15:47):
Yeah, this guy is a doctor. He is a licensed
psychologist in New York. His name is doctor Michael Nutch telly.
Is website is ipredator dot Co. You'll hear that from
Randy a few times here, and this is actually he
does a great public service. He's got a fully free,
open source website. He says, you can print out any articles,
post them. This is how to, especially for kids and
young adults, how to disengage and not be cyberbullied, how
(02:16:10):
not to fall into the trap of the trolls. You
hear about this all the time, especially with teenagers. It
gets caught up in these online worlds. Their self esteem plummets, big,
big problems. So Randy, as our youthful tech expert, is
going to talk to the doctor about cyber bullying and
cyber stalking and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
Okay, Interview Roulette, here we go.
Speaker 14 (02:16:28):
I'm here with doctor Michael Mitchell Telly. The ipreader website
can be reached by visiting ipredator dot co. What is ipredator.
Speaker 4 (02:16:35):
Ipredator It includes cyber bullyes, cyber harassers, cyberstalkers, cybercriminals, internet trolls,
cyber terrorists, online predators, and the most depraved of the
bunch is the online child pornography consumer and distributor.
Speaker 14 (02:16:51):
Right, I think my girlfriend put a tracking device on
my phone. I guess she thinks I'm cheating. But all
my fat ass is doing is playing video games and
doing nothing with my life.
Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
I was talking about child preadors. A nice transition. You're
eating so my girlfriends, I think stalking me? Okay, terrific.
Back to my problem.
Speaker 7 (02:17:17):
It's a nice question.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
All my fat ass is doing is playing video games
and doing nothing with my life.
Speaker 4 (02:17:23):
Iseline gaming is a multi billion dollar industry, and unfortunately,
you know some of these individuals. They can spend anywhere
from twelve sometimes sixteen hours a day on line gaming.
Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
Is stan Lee, by the way, sounds like him.
Speaker 7 (02:17:38):
Exuci are like I got a dodge to the well, yeah,
game it could be bad if you get addicted to it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:44):
I've noticed that a lot of these guys are really
good at redirecting back to totally.
Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
That's what what he has, what he was doing. What
he would ask some ridiculous questions. The guy be like, well, yeah,
I was in a coma for six weeks and that
was terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:17:55):
Yeah, but you find some like one word in my
question to tie it back to his things. So which
is good? All these guys spend a ton of time online.
So it's interview roulette. Brandy is interviewing a cyber bully expert. Now, doctor,
I live with my mom, you know, like a loser.
And in case I'm sil walking on my feverishly joeing
to scat point, is there a way I can get
that blocked up from my internet history? I mean, I
(02:18:17):
gotta get my wack on, gotta get my.
Speaker 14 (02:18:25):
Scat I was playing like a little game in my
head every time set me one of these pat the papers, like,
I wonder who wrote this question or who wrote that?
Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
Ques was me?
Speaker 7 (02:18:36):
To be fair, I had it in like a loser.
Speaker 2 (02:18:38):
Yeah, good at it? Yeah, oh my god, cyber bully
expertally know about this, right. And by the way, you've
been living with your mom for a long time. Now,
my entire life, your entire life, I'm saying, like, you know,
have you as an adult though, but have you been
caught by your mom either solo time or no, no,
(02:18:58):
no no, but I mean para.
Speaker 14 (02:19:00):
You always hear about how parents act like they don't know.
So how do you hide it from a Randy I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (02:19:06):
Not do it near her? What do you mean how
do I hide it from some people don't like to
be like when they're in the bathroom to run the
water right exactly, kind of cover things?
Speaker 14 (02:19:16):
What do you do also with these hours I get off?
We get off so early. People are that's all the time.
Ones at the house are working so all the.
Speaker 2 (02:19:23):
Time, all day to Joe question interviewer, lad what do
you say to this one?
Speaker 14 (02:19:29):
Is there a way I can get that blocked up
from my internet history? I mean, I gotta get my
wack on.
Speaker 4 (02:19:36):
Goodness gracious, I mean that's an interesting question. They mean
obviously clear your history, which I do every time I'm off.
And the only person, not even a person, that I
have to worry about is my lovely cat that I
took in as a straighter to love.
Speaker 2 (02:19:49):
A goos Your history locked with the cat?
Speaker 7 (02:19:54):
There you psychologists?
Speaker 2 (02:19:57):
Yeah, interview Roulette Randy talking to the side iber bully experts.
Speaker 14 (02:20:01):
Okay, doctor, so real talk girlfriend. Sometimes I'd be liking
the attention, eyes, get some randos on the internet. Can
a girl of a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:09):
And then you know what I'm saying. Did you write
that of those are you always with the girlfriend?
Speaker 24 (02:20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:20:18):
Yeah, yeah, because that's what a lot of these people
in the do.
Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
Cat when he to watch Catfish, a lot of people
they enjoy the attention.
Speaker 7 (02:20:24):
They just who cares if they're lying to me? I
like the fantasy. Yeah, yeah, that was Randy's question.
Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
All right, can a girl of a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
And then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 24 (02:20:34):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
Uh, you know what I'm saying, can't a girl of
a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:40):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:40):
And then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:20:43):
When you talk about fantasy, I'm into Carl Young. And
what Young talked about is from the moment we wake
up to the moment we go to sleep, is that
we engage in what is called fantasy. What I believe
is that how my offline life is going has a
direct impact.
Speaker 2 (02:21:02):
On what I do on the line.
Speaker 7 (02:21:04):
No dub, all right, that's a deep answer.
Speaker 14 (02:21:06):
Was I was pretty impressive how well he kept his
composure though? Yeah, any questions like what he was saying?
Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
The key on keywords and you give kind of general answer. Yeah,
didn't really address Randy's problem. Yeah, real girlfriend. Interview Roulette
Randy talking to a cyber bully expert. We're gonna have
the remainder of the questions for you coming up next
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (02:21:30):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
The phone number? You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Hang on, it's the
way you I get the bloody bullet points?
Speaker 5 (02:21:37):
Or what do you show?
Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
Next time?
Speaker 12 (02:21:39):
Are we doing this?
Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
We're doing this.
Speaker 22 (02:21:42):
Show?
Speaker 2 (02:21:43):
What do you show?
Speaker 24 (02:21:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21:46):
Interview Roulette continues. We have Randy, who is doing the
honors so good this time around, interviewing the cyber bully expert.
We've heard so much so far. He just wants to
get his whack on. We've heard all about that. Wow.
(02:22:08):
I'll also talked about his girlfriend a little bit. Yeah,
So what's next for the cyber bully expert. Interview Roulette.
Here we go.
Speaker 14 (02:22:17):
I'm talking to doctor Michael mitche Telly, creator of iputitor
dot code. There's no m after the dot co. Now, doctor,
I found my mom's nudes on the family computer.
Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
Is that illegal? What you found your mom's what nudes?
I thought?
Speaker 14 (02:22:35):
I said, news, I know yeah, like what All right,
I'm talking to doctor Michael mitche Telly, creator of iputter
dot code.
Speaker 7 (02:22:42):
There's no M after the dot co oh really just
in case you're wondering.
Speaker 2 (02:22:47):
Yeah, Menace might need that information because he adds letters
to things all the time, just helping people out. CO
No M on there though, he's thrown l Yeah. Now, doctor,
I found my mom's nudes on the family computer? Is
that illegal? All the cyberbully expert? What did he have
(02:23:10):
to say? I found my mom's nudes on the family computer?
Is that illegal?
Speaker 20 (02:23:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:23:17):
I'm sorry you her storing uh, you know, sexually suggestive
material on her computer? Not at all. If you were
to disseminate without her knowing, I guess she could take
you the core, kick you in the ass, and three
you out of the house.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Possibly. Now, good news, it's not illegal. Let me ask
you a question. What would you do if you were
on the computer and all of a sudden you found
your mom's secret folder of nudes and like you saw them,
you opened up going what is this? What would you do?
Whack seemed to be a fan of that you said earlier.
Speaker 14 (02:23:54):
That's what you said. Earth, I'm discussing now I don't
even know what I do. That's inconceivable.
Speaker 2 (02:23:59):
I don't.
Speaker 14 (02:24:00):
I guess I would just start drinking untill I forget.
I don't know, plenty of alcohol the house, figure something out.
Uh you go look for a roofie or a roof
to jump off of it at first.
Speaker 2 (02:24:12):
Yeah, she has needs. All right, So Randy's interview Roulette.
Speaker 14 (02:24:16):
I'm here with doctor Michael Nicheitelli, New York State License
Psychologists and cyper psychology researcher and doctor. Whenever someone insults
my friend menace online, he will look up their home
address and send them a picture of it. That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 10 (02:24:31):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:24:34):
Send them a picture of his address. He sends them
the picture of their own house. House. Yeah, yeah, oh
I love the non question.
Speaker 4 (02:24:43):
Well yeah, I mean that could fall under you know, trolling,
that could fall under cyber harassment, or it could you know,
standing up for one, so defending one.
Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
So right, Yeah, that's thank you because it wasn't it
was unprovoked. It's an answer to somebody attacking you. That's
like trying to Yeah, you didn't start it, yeaheah, you
can start the fire.
Speaker 10 (02:25:08):
I know where you live and they're always trying to
be like secretive and pretend that we can't find out.
Speaker 2 (02:25:13):
Who they are here. Yeah, here's a picture of your house. Yeah,
no words needed. Pretty sweet, all right. Interview Roulette, Rady's
talking to the cyber bully expert.
Speaker 14 (02:25:23):
Next question, now, doctor, let's just say, hypothetically, I really
wanted to cyber bully someone. What's the best way to
do it without getting caught?
Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
That's good question. Yeah, I'll be in jail and your
professional experience, it would be the best way to knock
you a cod hypothetically, of course, doctor. Hypothetically.
Speaker 4 (02:25:47):
Well, the first thing is, so when you're talking about
trawling or cyber harassment, you're now moving into the realm
of targeting people, engaging and disinformation, doing whatever you can
to character assassinate a person's reputation and their trustworthiness online.
Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
Didn't really answer my question than that's what's the best
way to do it. It's called the VPN. Thanks for
the tip, stock and knock it busted.
Speaker 7 (02:26:14):
I know that that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
I know what it is. I've learned. Thanks for the info.
You're useless. All right, it's an interview Roulette. It's Randy
with the cyber bully expert.
Speaker 14 (02:26:25):
Now I'm here a doctor Michael niche Telli, New York
has state license, p like collegist creator of the eye predator? Uh, doctor,
I ate dog food the other day. That's clearly it
is this question. Yeah, oh my god, is that yours?
Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
Yeah? Okay, thanks the question the other day, and that's
just the question.
Speaker 10 (02:26:54):
That I just want to see what how the guy
would read.
Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
Okay, so it's just a statement. It's not even a quest.
Speaker 14 (02:27:00):
All right, I ate dog food the other day. Okay,
all right, I'm serious. I did it was it was
not pleasant, but it is something that I did. Am
I an eye predator?
Speaker 9 (02:27:11):
For that?
Speaker 3 (02:27:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (02:27:13):
You're not an eye predator? Now that I was just
thinking of my cat for my Her name is Brooklyn.
By the way, I don't want to say too much
because she'll start me yelling, and I want.
Speaker 2 (02:27:27):
To keep this professionals professional?
Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
I didn't add that it was a good embellishment. He
ran what you could have done. You said, I ate
dog food and I got roasted online for it. Yeah, well,
just to see what he would say.
Speaker 14 (02:27:46):
Well, I don't want to throw him off, though, you know,
because I know what the questions at least at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:27:49):
I mean, you just said I ate dog food.
Speaker 14 (02:27:52):
I know, but that was the first response where he
actually was like he didn't stick to what like was like,
uh yeah, he was taking it back, so I didn't
want to lose him.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
It reminds me of my cat's food. Yeah, I don't know, Brooklyn.
I learned so much, right, get it. Because I'm in
New York, everything has to be like I'm surprised to
just name it. Tribeca named the kid or the cat
soho or garbage on the sidewalk. But I don't want
(02:28:23):
him because it will interfere with this very lucid conversation.
Speaker 14 (02:28:28):
Now you're a doctor, Michael mitche Telli, New York, has
state license psych collegist, creator of the Eye Predator. Uh, doctor,
I ate dog food the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
Yeah, congratulations, So my mom's naked eating dog food. I
like Scott Porne.
Speaker 14 (02:28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
So I emailed the doctor after he talked to us.
He's like, hey, thanks a lot for having me on.
I can really tell mister Randy knows his stuff. You
know your stuff. He's all about the cybersecurity. All my
fat ass is doing is playing video games and doing
(02:29:07):
nothing with my life.
Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
Eyeline. Gaming is a multi billion dollar industry. Unfortunately, you
know some of these individuals. They can spend anywhere from
twelve sometimes sixteen hours a day on line gaming.
Speaker 2 (02:29:21):
Yeah, thanks a professional. But Reddy did a nice job.
Very nice. We look forward to Raby. Who's next? Oh yeah,
wait an interview roulette. Wait, we'll be waiting for a while.
See how she does that bitch? Oh, I don't know.
I think she'll do.
Speaker 14 (02:29:39):
Well as someone who hates cringe. This wasn't that bad.
That's pretty fun. You got this, She'll do great, You
got it all. It's the one show will be right back.
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Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
Now what are you show? We're going to be right back,
But what do you show? I'll be right back
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Coming up for you on the show today, it's a
Randy versus Sea Bass the Garlic Sauce challenge. Remember that
(02:13):
this is where we've gotten some of our most used
sound clips from that segment. Also, it was Randy's first
phone call to his mom on the air, and everybody
had Randy's mom in there. That was really good. It
was great Sea Bass and the question will they pee
for twenty bucks? We have drunk Greg at MENACE's birthday party.
(02:34):
Oh we can some other show drama. Julianne the phone
screener versus Young Michael the board op. There was a
hallway separation that happened. They had to be split up
and feelings with Greg, and Greg was reminiscing about how
everyone hurt him individually. Yeah, crying. It's your biggest joy
(02:55):
is to have me hurt. Yeah, So a little around
the room on that. I We'll start here with some
am I the A hole? Yes? And I'm bringing this
up because Sea Bass told us that he's got something
and he needs to bring up. There's a situation. He
wants to know if he is the A hole again.
All the safe money, safe money is on, yes, probably.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Just like this girl I know is might be the
A hole and I want to tell her story.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, it's like, my god, it's like the d y Q.
Like we were thinking, there's no way this drunk gets it,
and they surprise you every once in a while. Every
once in a while we're surprised. And Sea Bass is
not the A hole. What's your situation, Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
So I was in a hotel room and I decided
to order up some delivery Chipotle and put the room
number in there, the hotel name, et cetera, et cetera,
spelled it all out, just Hey, bring it right to
room three oh three, gets a little text saying hey,
you're your door Dash or whoever's here, and they said, hey,
what's the room number. It's very clear about that. But
I said, oh, room three oh three, come on up.
(03:50):
And I get a text saying sorry, I'm waiting in
the lobby. And I was like, yeah, well okay, why
would I gave you the room numbers? Leave it outside
the door. I've fit, I've done this many times before.
It's not that hard. And before I replied to that,
I get a call from the front desk saying, hey,
you're a Chipotle is here. It's like, oh yeah, just
bring it up room three oh three. That's cool, fine
(04:11):
by me. Sorry, it's against our policy to allow the
room deliveries.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It is. Well, they probably don't want like the RANDO
coming in yeast, whether they're not a registered guest, and
totally understandable.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Totally understandable that I said. I said to the guy, well,
I just got out of the shower, and yes, this
is me. My name is Sebastian. I am here in
room three oh three. You have my permission to They
called my direct line at the room.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know, He's like.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Sorry, he's gonna have you have to come down and
get it. And so so I texted the lobby guy,
texted the door dash guy, please sneak around the counter,
rush out the elevator, and dropped off you can do it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, And then did they do it?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
And he then replied sorry, they won't let me. And
he sent me a picture of my Chipotle sitting there
on the lobby desk. Okay, So I get a call
back from I'm the front desk saying, hey, yeah, I'm sorry,
it's just on our policy and I and I said, well,
what if the guy just walked in straight to the
elevator and walked into my room, you would never have
known as your food gets cold?
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And why does he enjoy having these conversations? He's back
and forth again.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Here's a guy who says that he doesn't carry change,
like when he gets like coins, that's a waste of time.
It's time, yeah, because he don't want to take the
time to put the coins from his hand where they
put them into his pocket and then he throws them
on the and but you'll labor conversation. He is going
around and around as his food, as you pointed out,
(05:36):
getting cold, that's okay. A question. Did they have security at.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
That There was not a secure This is like, you know,
just a generic every day Hilton sort of place.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
There's a the guy. I guess it's just policy.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
If the door, if the if the guy had the
room not Apparently he showed me a screenshot of his
phone too, like it cut off root and then it
cut off right there, so we didn't have Then the
poor door dash guy like he's probably thinking that he's
going to get like, you know, a bad review, or
you're gonna get robbed or something. Yeah, something like you're
torturing this poor guy's delivering food. Well, he's done at
this point. At this point again, this is this is
(06:06):
just the desk clerk. There's it's nine o'clock at night
or whatever. And I said, well, what if he just
walked up the elevator and gone straight to my room,
you would have never guessed. And they said, well no,
but it's still our policy.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right, so is Sea Bass. We're not done yet.
Oh that's not the end.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
That's not the end.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So I I was newton out, which you should have appreciate. Greg.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
At this point, I didn't want to get my clothes,
my sweaty clothes. I'm on Carton Arcanel day, get those back, gone,
go downstairs. So I get on again on a different app,
different driver, order a delicious bowl from Wah Wah. They
had these fantastic bowls, by the way, I'm just delightful.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
He gets there like twenty minutes later. I put I
put room three, oh three, Please deliver straight to room.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He goes.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
He follows the directions outside my door. So about half
an hour later, I get a call from the front desk,
Hey you're Chipotle. Still Here's like I was like, oh,
you can keep it. I already got a delivery.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
You know.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
The guy said he's sucked right by you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is Seas Hall. Yeah, yeah, that's hell scenario. Ever, so,
not only did he waste his money his money, he
wasted food much they're not going to eat that a way.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
This is the most pathetic story you've ever.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Holes for.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Not yes, yes, Greg.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
With one slight comment that just because something is quote
policy doesn't make it right, like Okay, it's a dumb policy,
but oh my.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
God, yes, I would have done maybe a different type
of approach. I I probably would have ordered the second order,
but not gone back and forth with the They called.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Me again and I just had rubbed in the face.
Oh yeah, he delivered it and it's already here and
you didn't stop it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Absolutely put me down for a Yes, yeah, you have
to quickly throw something on rundown.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Shorts and shirt for somebody for two hours or from
the dinners.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right, here's the text, long story longer. Yes, yes, is
the a hole? Yes, nailed it?
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(08:45):
Oh yes, right spin forever. I'm just looking what we
have time for.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Gotta look at that box.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, all right, so what's in the box? We have
this suggestion box that lives in the office in the
Woody Show office, and then anytime somebody gets like a
and has an observation or a random thought or an
idea for something that they want to bring up, they
write it on a little slip of paper and they
slide it into our what's in the box box? Yeli
in the box in the office. Now it's it's under
(09:15):
lock and key. I have the key to it, so
you cannot change your mind as it's falling in. That's
that's that's part of the I'm waiting for today that
I see somebody with like a hangar or like a
piece of gum on the end of it trying to
fish out their comment.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Or they bought a second box replace the box.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Your key's not working.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Box, Your box is broke, broke. Going through the different
piece of paper they're in here and the first one,
what's in the box? Uh, this looks like well they
want to be anonymous, So okay, I can tell by
the handwriting. Oh is it written in hand?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Is it in the hand by hand, let me know
when you screw up a prepossession.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
He says. Ravy printed off probably over one hundred pages
in full color of Lego instructions on the company printers,
signed anonymous. I see that.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
I can track that box because that was I saw
Ravy like going to the printer and like bring these
dreams of full color printing stuff of Lego sets, like
her Harry Potter Lego set.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
I was like, oh, that's very very selfish. Then I
found out later that it was I guess sort of
for work because it was a stupid nerd crew. It
is not a stupid crew.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
That's a great thank you, and it was work adjacent.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
That was my guess.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
That was Greg.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That was great.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
I mean, you know, it's pottered Lego set that will
live in Raby's house and she will keep forever, right, I.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
Mean I felt bad a little bit about doing it,
but it had to be done.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Really was how many pages of that that had to
be a full ream of paper?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think it was undred? Yeah, I'm really four. It
doesn't come with an instruction manual.
Speaker 15 (11:03):
It does, but we needed more than one copy because
people were going to be working on different parts of it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
How many copies did you made and who did you make? Copy?
I know you can do it, three four hundred page
bondle I made my own copies in the box. That's
a good that's a good observation. Actually, all right, wastef Okay,
let's see here. Next day, it's another one from Sea Bass,
and I don't care whatever it's about Raby. She doesn't care.
(11:31):
Just no. I love that you're backing on her, but
I don't think it's selfish.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
It's her lego thing that she gets to keep. And
I guess again it was sort of so I get that, okay.
Speaker 15 (11:42):
And I'm certainly not the dumbest thing in this building
that's been printed on full color.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I would agree, but just because other people do. The
other day I found somebody's bank statements.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
We found we found like a child records orders, passport application,
social security everything.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Next up from the box is another one from Sea Bass.
It says I tried viagra for the first time recently, and.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Really I have a question like how long does it
take to like get going?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Well, thanks, guys, this is gonna sound like an AD
because I heard this on an AD, so I said,
I try it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No, it's not.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
It's not for problems. It's just for like curios, like
oh yeah, first off curiosity and secondly like oh yeah,
tonight's a special night.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
By this when you went to Mexico.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
No, although they did have it in the Cancun airport
you could buy. No, there's there's a bunch of companies
now that Viagra is no longer a proprietary you can
just get Sidenta phillups. I believe it is the active ingredient.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
The company I used blue chew.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Somebody in the They're like five bucks a pill. They
had like a subscription thing, but you can cancel or
pause that. Yeah, and it rules and so like what
Menace was asking, you just chew it up and it's
good to go in like.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
A gross thirty seconds. It's thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Oh yeah, there's a gauge at thirty. I've been using
it like right before it happens, though, yeah, I haven't
been like seven o'clock. Oh well, she'll be here in
an hour or throw this on.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I would say, what's the one that you see on
TV that says it'll be ready when you're ready? Yeah,
which is a different when you have an outdoor bath
but you can buy those you sit in separate claw
tubs to have sex yep, right, because that's hot.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
You can get that active ingredient through these services too,
and it rules. I don't you know, I don't use
it all the time every time, but like once a month.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
Were you having issues about being premature?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
But it's like one of those things.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, no, no, no, not not the least so now
because even if you do finish, like you keep your
rod though, right.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Right, So if you, like I said, if you want
to like take her, you want to really go to poundtown, right,
I mean, is.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
It like painful after though, like you get to the
finish line, but then.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
You anyway, I'm taking the small version, which I think
is twenty five milligrams.
Speaker 16 (13:58):
I think you don't need the big burden, yeah, penis,
But even with the small versions, you do feel that
increased increased blood flow you like a little not like
not like bad, but like a little like just huh,
like your skin's kind of tingly nile?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Does it make like your your heart pumped faster? Or
me again?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Because I'm taking a small amount, but yeah, you could
feel like do.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
You have like some beakers and stuff like, how are
you measuring this stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Or is it just in?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
It comes in a little black discrete package. Man, it's
that you can hide right in your luggage and take
with you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Really, but it.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Could be when you take it, do you automatically rod
or do you have to be stimulated?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Again?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I don't know, because I've taken it so close to
action time kind of halfway know that you were taking it,
I'm not told.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
So now do you use it exclusively like every time
now or just for funds?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Just like I said, maybe maybe once, like when you.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Are going to have like a marathon, sash right anniversary,
love all night?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, when you want to walk in fund you the
next morning?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yes, because because even if you do for a reason
finish early. Fine, let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, that's cool. I can't stop wanting to stop. And
then what you have to get a prescription or whatever.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
That's the thing too, is you can It's all consultations.
So basically you go on to their at least the service.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I use fake doctor dot com.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
No Greg gets blue chew dot com Real.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Doctors and then you just type in hey I want right.
You don't even have you.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Don't even have to face time with anybody. Just say hey,
this is what I'm looking for, and.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Ro ro.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Rod and then that's it, and then they send it
to you.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah it's again. Supers comes in a little envelope against
five bucks a dose. I can't did you.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Just buy it offline or go to Blue? I got
no cup in the building. He's like trying to hook
me up all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I bought let's go get it.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I made two orders over the course of six months, so.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He keeps their bone the longest. I want to try.
Speaker 17 (15:55):
Everybody get a Blue Cheer and we'll have a contests
a bottle who can hang a towel off their boner
for the a wet towel, wet towel and they're.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
They're not the only company that does this, but uh
the ones I recommend we have a text here. One
for the nine to five. One says man Sea Bass
is getting old, he's balding and now he needs viagras.
No he's blind for a second out of a couple
of pick news.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Do you go blind for a second, because that's always
the big.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Like oh yeah, with like too much blood flow like
that guy said like four doses. Yeah, I'm taking again,
like a quarter dose, which is just enough to you know, really.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Blind with lust one sea Bass taking viagratic curiosity. Okay,
just like how he's taking pro Pecia out of curiosity.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
You know, I believe you, like like Greg says, it's
like for the curiosity. Absolutely my friends ye called it
stunt sex, like you really wanted to show off.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Basically I would totally try it. Absolutely. Well, I'll get
I'll show you. I'm telling you about the hook hold
your hook up. Take one right now? How long does
it last? Uh? Not that long? Kidding? No, like an
hour ish? Really?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yeah, I'm taking a small dose, like I said, twenty
five milis.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I like how they say if it lasts more than
four hours, to call the doctor. If it lasts four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Going, keep going, Yeah, bro, I think I'm not to
be I think the full like doctor does.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
If you need me vigers one hundred. I think with
this sight you can order twenty fives or fifty.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Wow, yeah for me, take five hundred out of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
As had to do for his consultation with send a
picture of his bald spot, get it because he's on
your shirt.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Lots of loose fall of coals, your scalp shows. I
know you know no cow like. Your hair's really been
showing man's kin again. Wiggy with it? That nobody, buddy,
don't lie. You can't not see it with your eyes.
You do got a fuck the billow Case song you
met with hairs on it?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You get it?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Hey, Hey, you getting wiggy with it, getting wiggy with it,
getting wiggy with it, getting wiggy.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
With it, getting wiggy with it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
We're getting with you with it, all right. We got
to a break. We got some more Wooden show for you.
Speaker 12 (18:14):
Next hang on the wood Show.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. Moddie, that's Raby Greggory Minutess,
fake news, Don Cameron. We got bored in the production room.
One eight hundred seven eight to two seven nine eight
seven one eight hundred seven eight to two seven nine
eight seven. We have a We have a meeting every
week for everybody who works on the show. Everybody gets
(18:47):
together in a room and everybody pitches their ideas for
you have a topic, or uh, I got an idea
for a contest, or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You see so and so is doing such and such.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right exactly, Hey, what's coming up, what kind of events
are coming up, and so, you know, we share ideas
and try to come up with different things to do.
Every once in a while, there's a dumb idea. Every
once in a while there's a good idea, but it's
just not feasible for whatever reason. We don't have the budget,
we don't have the resources, or it's something in this
case where I like the idea. I thought it was
a good idea, but it just opens up to too
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much liability. You have seen these stories about people getting
involved in contests, like there was a woman in Sacramento
years ago. It was a hold your Wii for a Wii,
like a Nintendo Wii contest. It was involved drinking water
and whoever had to or whoever was able to hold
their pea the longest and not go to the bathroom
would win the Nintendo Wi while she died.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
Yeah, what they had people calling in People are like, hey,
you should Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So anyway, that's why a lot of those things aren't
allowed to happen anymore. So when Sea Maass pitched this
idea to me, I thought, man, I'd love to see it.
I wouldn't do it. I'd love to see it, but
you can't tell me this doesn't have danger written all
over it. Papa John's and we covered this on the show.
Papa John's had this promotion they were doing where you
could buy a gallon of their garlic sauce that they
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give you with your pizza that you're supposed to like
dip the pizza or the crust or whatever. And it's delicious.
I love it for sure. Oh yeah, I love that
garlic sauce just the cheese bread alone. And so there
was a day that you were able to go onto
the Papa John's website and you could buy a gallon
of the Papa John's garlic sauce. It was what like
twenty bucks twenty.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Bucks for a gallon and it was delivered to you
the same day. We didn't even realize that until we go, Wow,
so I got three of them.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I was like, sweet, yeah, he got three. Guys, like,
what can we do with three gallons of the Papa
John's garlic sauce? And here's what he came up.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Well, anytime anything comes in a gallon, what's the first
thing you think of? Gallon challenge? People used to do
with this back in the day. Can you drink it,
can you hug the whole gallon within an hour? So
I said, can.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You see where I would think that this might be
a very dangerous.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
IDEA dangerous manger is what I support?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That would what? What is the what is the sauce made?
So the ingredients? I've got one gallon because we got three.
I got one something like horse tranquilizer.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
So it's soaping, oil, water, salt, vegetable monl blah blah
blah blah blah. Then less than two percent of garlic
with an asterisk for some reason, doesn't say there's no
follow up on that, soy et cetera, et cetera, A
bunch of preservatives, coloring, et cetera. Okay, and yeah, comes
in the bail gallon. The whole thing is nineteen thousand
calories if you hug it down.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, yeah, nineteen thousand calories. The average daily recommendation when
it comes to calories is around two thousand.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yeah, maybe two to three for if you're a big guy.
So yeah, you could see that's the whole thing. If
you drank this whole thing, you'd gain six seven pounds
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Big deal, big deal.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
That's again that's if it all absorbed in your body
with this much grease, that's going straight through right out
taking up residence.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So that was that was the idea that he pitched
that they were going to do this gall And the
only person who stopped up was and I said, you
know what, guys, I love the idea. I don't think
we can do that. So unbeknownst to any of us, right,
the only two people who knew about this, Sea Bass
and Randy, because Sea Bass worked out some secret plan. Yeah, brah.
Where they met up? Where they where they met up
(22:14):
over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
At a park near hospital, the hospitals a block away.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, at a park near a hospital.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Set up a table, got some mics out there, and
I put a gallon front Randy, a gallon in front
of myself, set the timer a one hour, and said,
you know what, let's gallon challenge this garlic sauce.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
All right, sounds good. So we're gonna have the audio,
the unsanctioned audio.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And there will be video, of course, I will depending
on how this audio goes. I'm not sure if you
don't want the visual of it, but I can guess
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
What's your lips?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right? So that is coming up next, the Papa
John's Garlic Sauce Challenge right after the break.
Speaker 18 (22:52):
You know the scene in the Matrix where Neo JAMS's
hand into Trinity's chest just to pump her heart and bring.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Her back to life. Yeah, that's basically what's starting your day.
What the Woody Show is like. Welcome back to the
Woodie Show. Everybody, My name is Woody. There's Raby Gregorious here,
Fakenews Dot Cameron. We have Menace holding down on social media. Hi, everybody.
Randy is here in the studio as his Sea Bass.
They are presenting to us. They're a little off campus
(23:19):
challenge Field Trip. It's the Papa John's Garlic Sauce gallon Challenge.
So you used to used to be able to buy
like like a one day only thing.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
It was a one day only thing. They had a
special promotion where they will deliver you a gallon of
garlic sauce for twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's a gallon of the crap that usually give you
in a little cup with your order of pizza one
hundred and twenty eight servings. Yeah, nineteen thousand calories, which
is insane. I remember years ago we did something called
the ho Ho Challenge. Oh that was fun on the show,
and we had we did that with listeners. We could
never do that today. Yeah. It was like they have
to eat like a whole box of hostess ho hos
(23:56):
in order to get another giant tall glass of eggnog,
have to finish the egg nog before they got another
box of ho hos? Then whoever ate the most ho hos?
I don't want to go. I think it was called
the ho Ho Show, wasn't it. I had something to
do with home. Think it was the show our host
show or not So Silent Night. I don't know. Anyway,
(24:16):
I thought it was something. Yeah, anyway, it was gross.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
The worst was the toenails thing and somebody ate toenails.
Can't do that today, No, you couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But anyway, so we have some audio, uh from this
whole Papa John's Garlic Sauce Challenge.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I got a question though the competition between you and Randy.
Was the end result like just pride or did you
have a prize on the line?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
On the line punishment is the garlic sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
They're already Randy had no incentive to do it other
than I just want to beat you.
Speaker 14 (24:48):
Honest, the only thing that made me want to do
this was to beat Sea Bass. Just you know, he's
like he's like an aging race horse. Somebody's got to
put him out some and then he's not as he's
not as great as you think.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
So the Papa John's Garlic Sauce Challenge, they each have
a gallon of this garlic sauce in front of them
over the audio here and where does this start? This
is our reaction after taking our first chug. All right, Mark,
get set garlic sauce. That's terrible.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
What makes it worse? It's just so thick and when
you when you drink it, when you try drinking it,
you have to force it down. Yeah, it's like it's
in your front.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Because when you guys think of the Papa John's Garlic Sauce,
it's warm from the pizza. When you get it room temperature,
it's thick like nacho cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Really, you're actually so, it's not like olive oil. It's
more like ranch dressing.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
Consistently thicker than I think the best thing, the best
thing you compared to is nacho cheese, but like room temperature.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Setaled and just all oil with with asterisk garlic.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Yeah d quotes, Yeah, basically all right. So about five
ten minutes in we realized, oh boy, this is not like,
you know, drinking milk or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
This is.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
This is and the flavor and the salt got worse.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, Oh, Randy didn't throw up, just spinning up so far.
I just it's so salty, and oh, just like how
far into this were you?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
This is about we're both about a leader in so
a good twenty five to thirty ounces.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Maybe five second pulls. The thing was, though, after a
while you stopped tasting garlic. It's like you're just drinking
salt water. Oh yeah, all you taste is the salt
that makes you gag.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Anyway, Yeah, we realized quickly it was the sodium. That's
that's where his next clip come in.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah. By the way, I'm pretty sure this was not
Papa John's intention. When you know, they got into their
marketing meaning they say, hey, you know, it'd be really cool,
let's get people a chance to buy it by the gallon. Yeah,
I didn't have them drink the whole gallon, by the way,
a whole gallon for twenty bucks. Seems like a good
deal considering they charge you like twenty five or fifty
cents for each one of those little yeah yeah that
(27:13):
you get when you get your pizza little dabs. Yeah.
So the salt came a beam factor real quickly here.
All right, I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up.
I don't feel that.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
However, I do feel that it's going to be very
to be much harder to put down.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Agree with Rady. It's not so much that you're full.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
It's just you don't want to drink any more of it.
Your body doesn't want you to take any more of
us in. Yeah, I don't feel like I'm on the
verge of vomiting, but I just I am dreading putting this.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It's natural response, right, I think there's your body's natural
instinct is to try to fight off death. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
We would put like a swallow full in and you
kept you kept force it, yeah, force it down your throat.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So after did you shake it or like, once you
realized that it was the nacho cheese consistent insistency, did
you like try to like warm it up at all
so there would be more like what you get when
you get your pizza.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
I mean if we had access to a microwave, maybe,
but yeah, out in the park, that wasn't an option.
So after about fifteen twenty minutes I called it.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I said, you know what, Randy, wherever we are right now,
we're stopping because we can't swallow anymore. Oh no, about
how far in were you? So Randy indeed won the challenge.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Randy drank about a leader and a half. So you know,
the thirty thirty four ounces is somewhere in there.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I don't know flapping is the appropriate response?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
It was only ten thousand calories, right, right? Honestly, I
was just happy to be a sea bass.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah, I only had about a roughly a leader or less,
so you know, call it like thirty eight ounces maybe
plus thou plus. So now at that point, Randy, I.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Was thinking, I'm not sure when is the word you
want to do.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
At that point, Randy was having trouble standing. Yeah, he
was having sauce come and knocking at the back door
already because.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
I wasn't had anything eat that day. I had something
for breakfast, and by drinking all that, it was trying
to push everything that was in there, got to sit down.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You should just eating a bunch of pizza crust right,
was mixed up really nice in there.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
So Randy had I learned this during the challenge, hadn't
actually thrown up in six years.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I haven't the.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Same the same way, the same way Greg and Menace
are about pooping. I'm out throwing up. I just I
can't do it. Really, I get really self conscious, and
I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
When you decide if you're going to throw up exactly well,
I've usually if you're sick and whatever, it's like, nobody
I'm sick. I would have imagine it, while Menace does
all the time. I do everything I can to avoid
throwing up because people.
Speaker 14 (29:38):
Say, like, when you're sick, always make yourself vomit, But
I've never done better.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yeah, I'm sick, and I'm very much a throw up
when you need to throw up sort of guy. So
I went ahead and purge right there in the park. Yes,
it is so a sick coming back out too.
Speaker 14 (30:02):
What makes this not much worse? He's like, all right,
I don't look myself throw up, like I don't want
to be near you. And as he's as he's getting
ready to make himself throw up, like this daycare group
of like six, I'm swear he's walking.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I'm like, yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna stand over here. Yeah,
you probably times better. So are you a send to
me as you don't like to puke? But are you
a sympathy puker? So, like, I mean, Sea Bass is
(30:36):
making a noise like that, you're feeling like you're feeling
like hot garbage.
Speaker 14 (30:41):
No, So the tables right here, Sea Bass is throwing up.
There's like there's like these three trees. I'm hiding behind.
I'm hiding behind one of the trees so I'm not
seen near him.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
But the problem is you taste it again when it
comes back out now after all that, So I pierced
out about half of it. All this and then Randy,
despite his six years of no puke between the leader
and a half of garlic sauce watching me puke, Randy
could not hold it down right.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Ah, Yeah, I get it, Randy.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That sounds like a fun way to menace coming on. Yamn,
you're an angry puker, Randy.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
I'm aggressive, dude. Whatever's coming out has to get out
right now.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Wow, man, how's your weekend. It was lit.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Even though Randy was barfing. He said he had a
bathroom emergency. So I drove Randy quickly back here to
the locker rooms downstairs.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
I'm dying right, I'm like, we've got to go. SeaBASS
is taking a sweet ass time, picking up everything, throwing
everything away. I break down the table, grab that stuff,
and ran to the car.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
He's walking. I don't know if he could run in
that situation.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
No fair enough, And so Randy spent like a half
an hour in the shower downstairs.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, dude, the shower.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
No no, I was throwing up. But because it's oily like,
the bottom like the floor of the of the shower
started getting an oily and slippery. So I'm sitting I'm
sitting on the I'm sitting on the floor of the shower,
oil around me everywhere, just thinking about what I did.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, did you feel ashamed? So we know it came
up that way? Did it ever exit the other way?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Did you number two first and not get in the shower?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
So what happened was the first? Yes, best has a clip.
This is when Randy hit the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
No, oh, you're killing menace.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
It got it got so bad.
Speaker 14 (33:18):
I was gotten so bad to the point where when
I when I'd bend over to throw up in the shower,
I didn't even have to put the fingers.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
In my mouth, like oil was just pouring like. But
it only got it only got worse from there for me.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Randy was sick at home for like another day after
that because it is madre.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
I messed up because I had waited too long to
throw up, so I went home and I threw up
some more. But because I waited so long, the rest
of it got down and digested. So for the next
twelve hours, I was running to the restroom and it
was just an absolute mess.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
But what'd you tell your mom?
Speaker 14 (33:54):
That's okay, that's the worst part about it, because I
get home and Mom's like, you wanted food? Like no,
I just want to lay down. I never told my
mom or anybody what what I did. So she's all worried.
She's talking on the phone to my grandma. She's like,
I don't know, he's like sick or something. My Grandma's like, oh, yeah,
you know, it's this flu going around, Like ah, yeah,
it sucks.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
My mom's seemed to figure out what it is. You ate,
I'm like, I don't know. So she never found out
because she'd be mad, right, Oh dude, she'd what would
she say? She'd be like, really is this she found
out that you tried to do a gallon of Papa
John's garlic saue, she'd go into detail about how like,
so this is what you want to do, this is
(34:32):
your job exactly, all right, I really sincerely mean this.
This is when after all this was said and done,
I thought I was back when this is probably one
of the worst things I've ever done, because it wasn't
the fact that it was just all liquid. It's because
(34:53):
the fact was, Yeah, I felt a lot better because
I peewed when I got back here. I peeked all
my nuts until I started seeing blood. Then I stopped.
My God, but I felt so much better throwing up.
Speaker 14 (35:05):
Throwing up was the only thing that would make you
feel better, But it sucked because then you'd have to
taste the garlic sauce over again.
Speaker 20 (35:12):
Nice job, guys, shut up your stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
To listen to the Wood Show. All right, So somebody
on the text had but what I thought was a
really good idea, and I've consulted with Randy and against
his best wishes. But you know, I am a big
believer in, uh, your relationship with your parents being something
(35:52):
built on trust. And so the fact that that Randy
lied to his parents about what really happened by exclusion,
he just withheld. I wasn't able to say anything. All right, Well,
(36:14):
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls on the phone, we
have Randy's mom. Really, Hi, Randy's mom. Hell, how are you.
We've heard so much about you. I've been dying to
talk to you. Likewise, thank you.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
We love your son. Just so you know, we love
your son. And he's a good guy and he's a
hard worker. Thank you. Card. Now one of the things
that he did. Now, I just want to go on
record with you, Randy's mom, and say that when this
idea was pitched to me, I didn't think it was
(36:55):
a good idea. I thought there was too much risk
and liability involved in it. But your son, and being
the go get her that he is, he stepped up
and he said that he was going to do this,
and he did it, and he paid the price. And
it turns out you were onto something. But he lied
to you about it he withheld the truth, and he
(37:16):
would like to come clean with you this morning and
tell you what really happened. I will just remind you
that we are on the air live and I would
rather not have to dump out, So if you could
just you know, I'm not sure if you're going to
call him the F word or the S word or whatever,
but that's all I would ask.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Does that you Randy?
Speaker 21 (37:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
This is how Salvadorian's tock. It's natural.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Did we did we lose Randy's connection? Hold on, no, mom, darn.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
To the county to disown you?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yea, to fill out the forms? Yeah, all right, hold on,
Cameron's Cavin's getting getting her back up? What what are
you so worried about? What you's gonna do? What are
you worried about?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Hispanic mom?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
He still listen at home?
Speaker 14 (38:06):
All right, Okay, I'm sorry, didn't grow up in Tennessee
where apartments are like twenty dollars?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
But what's gonna happen? What are you worried?
Speaker 22 (38:11):
Where?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
She's on the phone right now? So what do you
what are you worried that's gonna happen.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
It's just it's hard to explain unless unless you live it.
It's it's hard to explain. Well, try just go. It's
like subtle jabs.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, you know this is something that you won't live down.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Absolutely. Okay. I'm in my forties and I still worry
to death with my parents.
Speaker 14 (38:34):
Do you think and then after a while you'll think
it's all said and done, and then it'll be a
family dinner and she'll slide it right in.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Hey, Randy's mom. Mom, I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
What I didn't collected. So what's what's what's the last
thing that you heard that the truth with?
Speaker 17 (38:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yes, all right? So, uh, Randy, Randy, would you like
to clear things up with your mother? For the record,
I was not lying.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
It just omitted some detail.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I just okay.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
So remember how I had a stomach ache a couple
a couple of days ago, like a week or two ago.
I didn't I didn't eat something. Okay, Well I did
consume something, but it wasn't something that I ate at home.
It was it was I drank. Okay, I try to
drink a gallon of garlic sauce for for work.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
We told you not to do it.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Now you went behind our back.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Randy's mom Randy's mom. Are you familiar with the Papa
John's garlic sauce that they serve on the side with
when you order like a pizza.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I heard I tried it.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, well it's it's a whole gallon of basically oil
and asterisk garlic and sodium. Wow.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
What brain.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Understand? Wow? But he only drank about it? What's that?
I'm sorry? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
And he kicked me up all night?
Speaker 21 (40:05):
Is the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh it's not. We got weird sticks in the house.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
We have your keys. If I opened the door, they
start barking. I mean, I wasn't trying to be loud.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
It's just when I when I asked him, what did
you eat? I told him your master eating something there?
Yeah that is a lot.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, whatever you.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Cook, I only eat your food, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Oh wait a minute, so you no, no, I you
said to her. You said to her, I only eat
your food. So now you got your poor mom thinking
that she poisoned you. Just know. Now I'm going to
cook something to really make him stick.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
You gonna he's gonna pay at home.
Speaker 23 (40:57):
At the script on your I didn't I wow, And
you lied to her?
Speaker 7 (41:02):
That's called Randy.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Did it anyways? When we told you not to do it.
We told him this wasn't a good idea. Then he
and SeaBASS wet and did it on their own. Well,
I told him, but something even more Yeah, exactly, all right,
Well Randy, Randy's mom, thank you so much for for
being on with us something. Yeah you guys, sorry, and
(41:25):
I just I love you guys, thank you for putting
up with that liar in there.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
All right, you're so grounded when you alright by, love
you baby.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh my God's.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Mom, Randy's get some flowers on the way home.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
Yeah, no, that's not a liar. Do you understand now
what I'm telling you? Like it's hard, it's it's hard
to explain it or just described it unless you're live it.
Speaker 18 (42:02):
No, she doesn't sound mad though, Quick grab a pan
write down this number fourteen.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Thanks. I didn't want to forget that this is the
Hood show. Greg called me over the weekend and told
me the story. How to just share it? Greg, we
worked with and wanted to know one. No, if I
thought we should bring it up on the air, I
said absolutely no, Yeah, no buggs, no bugs. Greg, tell
everybody what happened all.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Right, Well, this happened on Saturday. No, Saturday was a
beautiful day, sunny, clear skies, relatively warm. So I thought,
why not use this wonderful day to vacuum my pool.
The pool had been dirty. And as I'm vacuuming the pool,
my dog is keeping me company. Mario's inside cleaning the house.
It's a good productive Saturday afternoon. Right, Everything's going fine.
(42:51):
And now, while I'm vacuuming the pool, I see my
dog in a certain area of the yard that she's
not allowed in because it has wood chips, you know,
like the little chunks of bush munch type things.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay, and I thought, well.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Whatever, a landscape bed right, and it's surrounded by little rocks,
and it's a defined corner of the yard. I thought, ah,
let her be. I'll let her stay there. I'll finish
my stuff, let her do her thing, and all is
fine with the world. So fast forward several hours. I'm
finally done cleaning the dirty pool, looking great. Backyard looks
all great, And I figured, I wonder what my dog
(43:25):
was doing over in this one corner of the yard. Well,
it turns out she was doing what all dogs do
relieving herself.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Okay, which made me a little bit upset because she's
not allowed in that portion of the yard. But big deal.
She knows that, and she knows it.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, but she knew that it was just a mellow
day and she was getting away with murder. So I
figured I should probably clean this up. But then I
look and I noticed, Oh, it wasn't just this isolated incident.
Apparently she has been using that corner of the yard
that she's not allowed in, in the wood chips, which
is why I don't want her in there, because she
disrupts the look of it.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's beauty back there.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
She's been using it like to poop for quite a
while while, because there's a lot of dog poop.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Okay, So she definitely knows she's not supposed to.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
She knows she's not supposed to, all right, naughty naughty dog.
So I figure this cannot be left, this disgusting, very tidy,
And what I should really do is go get a
plastic bag and clean up everything. Obviously it's in my yard,
but I don't want to go all the way back
(44:25):
inside get a bag, this, that and the other. I
have tools at my disposal, which is one of those,
and I don't know what you call them. It's a
pooper scooper. It's got a handle and usually you can
you can sweep leaves into it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
It has a handle and a little plastic tray tray things.
So I figured, oh, I'll just put it in that
a dustpan. Look at dustpan, thank you, thank you. And oh,
I don't need a plastic bag because she went poop
poo in the woodchips.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Poop.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah, So what I'm gonna do is find the biggest,
longest woodchip I can find, use it as a tool
to scrape the poo poo into the dust. So let's
just saying that one of the wood chips acted like
a diving board, went underneath the piece of kaka and
shot a big chunk of it like a bullet into
(45:12):
the back of my throat. So I am screaming and gagging,
and I'm immediately like and it is lodged in there
like a popcorn, Colonel, this big chunk of dog too, right,
So I am punched over yah, screaming, gagging, but it
(45:37):
is stuck and it is a big chunk. Meanwhile, my neighbors,
who I've never even met before, are sticking their heads
over the fences. Hell, mister Gregg, are you okay? Are
you okay out there? What is happening? And I'm like,
I'm ok I was gonna gag myself, but my hands
(45:58):
were messy. Mario comes running out.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
I'm like, and I'm like, it is a chunk the
size of a piece of popcorn. It's lodged in my throat.
I can't vomit. I can't gag myself. Mario says, well,
why was your mouth open? I'm like, that's boy.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
As I do.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
And as I'm gagging, I step backwards, step into more
dog poop.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
More neighbors come out. What's going on? Are you a camera?
Speaker 5 (46:29):
The mister greg I'm like, And for the next two
to three hours, I could still feel little.
Speaker 22 (46:38):
Shut of dog coca in the very back of my throat,
and I was so worried I was gonna get ill poison.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh my god. It was uh nightmare, Gregory.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Everybody, Wow, dog poo shot like a bullet in my
open mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
It is the show with a dumb Ass Contest, another
interactive game that you can play along with at Homer
in the car in the office, wherever you happen to be.
It's listening on the podcast whatever, right we are as
we say, the fattest show on the radio. Yes with
an F, that's not fat with a b Oh.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, absolutely, that doesn't happen overnight.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I was looking in the garbage the other day, Yeah,
for food.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
No, no, not George Stands style.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I was looking in the studio trash can. I was
throwing something away. The trash can was an empty box
of donuts, a bunch of Wieners, Stitzel wrappers, hot dog wrappers.
God help you. So we have a little dumb ass contest.
We've played this a few different times. Everybody seems to
like it a lot. Today's dumbass contest is the right.
Speaker 18 (47:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Ryan Secret could never play this, No, no, we can.
So today it's going to be myself in Menace. Each
one of us has hidden something in one of our
fat roles. It's an everyday items. As I said here
right now, I have the item in my fat role
as well. Yeah, and so the rest of you will
(48:20):
go around the room and try to ask questions to
get better clues as to what it is. Okay, all right, okay,
and then let's see how long it takes before somebody
actually guesses what's in that fat role? Okay, good?
Speaker 7 (48:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Who wants to go for? I mean I can go
first if you want, if you want or medicine go.
Are you uncomfortable right now?
Speaker 17 (48:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Are you sucking it in? Are you holding? Okay, he
looks uncomfortable. First, I'm giving you no clue.
Speaker 7 (48:48):
All you have to give clues. That's the game.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well, we can ask questions, what kind of material or
you know what? What is this item made? Made with plastic? Plastic?
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Is it something you would normally have in your pocket
that you just stuck in a fat roll?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Do you use it at home?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
No?
Speaker 7 (49:08):
Is it designed to eat with?
Speaker 24 (49:10):
No?
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Did you grab it off your desk.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
In my cabinet? Cabinet? Does it have sharp edges?
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Some edges are sharp?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yes? Are they all the same size, like, no, matter
which one it is, they're relatively the same size. Would
you use this on your body? Yes? Is it a shaver? No,
plastic shaver disposal shaver? A coke?
Speaker 10 (49:37):
It is not a comb?
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Is it wood you show branded?
Speaker 6 (49:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Is it something you would use like as a health
and beauty product? Yes? Is it a toothbrush. Now? Is
it a hair brush?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Can I guess? Is it a tin of mintce?
Speaker 17 (49:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Plastic? Is it chapstick?
Speaker 7 (49:57):
Okay, no, it's a plastic tin.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
No.
Speaker 7 (50:01):
Is it gum?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
No? Is the gum from my hair?
Speaker 21 (50:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:05):
What you said it was for your hair?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh? Is it for your hair? You said a health
of beauty product? Yeah? Is it the hair gel? Or
is it hair related? It is hair related? Hair gel,
hair loose?
Speaker 17 (50:18):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Is it that? That pub the balm?
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Hair balm?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Is it hair spray?
Speaker 25 (50:23):
Now?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's got a fitness fatal? Did it be anything? Is it?
Is it a fifty five gallon drum of compound?
Speaker 7 (50:32):
Is it green hair dye for your dill dark costume?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh my god, Oh it was tough.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Maybe it's not die. Maybe it's powder. Is it a
powder of some kind?
Speaker 2 (50:41):
No?
Speaker 9 (50:43):
The hell?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Oh my god? Can use it's a joke related.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
It's a non joeing item.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Would it hurt if you joke? Is it a hair clip?
Speaker 10 (50:52):
It is a hair clip?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Hair clip? What do you have a hair clip for?
Speaker 10 (50:58):
I don't know my isis on it.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Because I'm thinking like what we have access to? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (51:09):
That's you know, what do we have a four year
old girl in the office.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, how many more things gonna use for hair? Plastic?
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah. The fattest show on the radio, We are the
Ones show that was a tough one menace had a
plastic hair clip hidden in his fat role. I have
an item hidden in my fat roll, one of my
fat rolls, the main one, the front or flab or yeah, belly?
All right, so I am ready? The item is there
(51:38):
is metal? Is it metal? Yes? No? But it all piece? Sure?
Is it a pen? It is not a pen an
airplane getting.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Uh, aircraft carrier? Is this something that all of us
would have on ourselves right now?
Speaker 14 (52:00):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (52:02):
This is something we use on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
There is a piece of metal that's part of part
of it is the other part? Would know?
Speaker 7 (52:13):
Is it used for office type activities?
Speaker 4 (52:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Is the other part edible?
Speaker 7 (52:20):
You shouldn't have to think about that.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yes, edible metal?
Speaker 14 (52:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Ingestible? Oh well, okay? Oh?
Speaker 7 (52:31):
Is it a Is it a condiment of any type?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
It is not a condiment and it is not gum.
Do any of us have this thing? And I do
in my fat role right now? Is it a Is
it a beauty product?
Speaker 24 (52:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do you use it every day? No? I don't a
lot of people do. Okay, do you keep this in
your pocket on a daily basis? Is it a flash drive?
That's funny about this, Like when you know what the
item is, you're like, man, there's so many different ways
you can ask questions that would get you closer to it. Yeah. No,
it's not a flash drive. It's not a food item.
(53:13):
Because I said singestible to women use this more than men,
probably probably? Is it? Is it used for beauty? No?
Does it? Does it use for like medical conditions of
any kind? No? I used to stop clotting one time
(53:36):
when when I had my wisdom teeth out. Is it
a tampon? Yeah? It has has metal, a small.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
Piece of metal, small piece of metallic MAXI pad. Is
it a suppository? Isn't there all metal?
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Is it dental flaws? No? But it does have a
string a tampa an edible tampa? Nope? What the hell?
Speaker 26 (54:04):
Nice one of those toothpick things?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Does it only come in one color? No?
Speaker 7 (54:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Is it a large no? Is it a vaight pen? Nope?
A toothpick? It is not a tooth toothbrush. It is
not a toothbrush. Is it a utensil. No, but you
can find it in the same area of the office
where you would find maybe a utensil. Are trying to
lead you along, Okay, is it?
Speaker 18 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:39):
It a tea bag. It is a tea bag. Yes,
it's got the it's got the little stable and you
know you can't eat it, but it's it's Are you
supposed to put those? You're gonna go hot sauce, hot
sass bottle. We have a ton of those, that's true.
Speaker 27 (54:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah, And so when I had my whiz teeth out,
they said, get a tea bag, soak it and then
you just basically bite it and it helps to it
helps to you know, stop the bleeding. Weird You just
pulled Earl Gray from your fat roll. Yeah, well the
good thing is it was in this actual like little
like packet, right, and then you know, yes.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Drink it very much.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
To drink it. Well, that's how you play the fat
Challenge had really good. It's dumb, it's unsatisfying, but it
keeps you listening the.
Speaker 7 (55:31):
Entire time, going screaming T bag.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
I say that because I just saw a textas says
like this game has gotten so dumb and so boring,
yet I can't tune out because I want to know
what So it works for us, It works for us.
We do have some more woody show for you next.
Speaker 18 (55:50):
Hang on the Woody Show, they say, if you love something,
let it go. So let us take a break and
if we come back. You don't know it's destiny.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
The woody showy stuff.
Speaker 24 (56:02):
To me, and I.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Started to cry, what show? Don't know them? I said anything.
So the moment of truth, we finally find out will
he peepee?
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (56:15):
This is not like a takeoff on Guess Who's Gas?
This is a follow up. I forgot that Sea Bass
had actually gone out and done this until we actually
had a second, a second one of these stories yesterday
when somebody had called in very late in the show
asking if they should give their clean pee to their
friend because he had to take a drug test for
a new job. I mean, nothing heavy. This guy's like
(56:37):
a pot smoker, so I don't really care, but they're
going to be testing on an ongoing basis, and so
we said, you know, do you really want to be
involved in that? So he decided that it was probably
the best that he didn't. But that was the second
story that we've had here recently about somebody trying to
get clean pea for a drug test. The other one
was a redneck news story a couple of weeks ago
or so, and uh so we sent after that one,
(56:57):
we sent Sea Bass out onto the street to see
just how easy it would be to convince people, or
how many people who take you up on a just
a very simple, no pressure offer to give you some
clean pa in exchange for twenty bucks. So he hit
the streets with a bottle and you know, some twenty
dollars bills, and we're just walking up the perfect strangers
asking them, Hey, can I get some clean pea?
Speaker 5 (57:20):
Were you going door to door or just finding people
on the st.
Speaker 7 (57:23):
Just random like outside restaurants, just anybody on the sidewalk.
Huh okay, you know, because who knows who's at home
in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
So yeah, he's found people who were, you know, just
sit down and around not do anything else. Looked like
they might have a couple seconds of free time on
their hand. I want to make twenty bucks quick.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, And so we're going to play a little game
with this, and the game is will they give Sea
Bass their pee? Yes? Or no. We just have to guess.
Speaker 7 (57:48):
Our first group of people, where they're outside of a
sit down Mexican restaurant. They'd all obviously just finish their meal.
They're kind of wrapping things up, saying hi by and
so on and so forth. Three or four guys and
a girl twenties and thirties.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Imagine, yeah, out with your friends, just having a nice meals.
Some random comes up.
Speaker 7 (58:08):
Look like average average Joe's and Jane's just just chit chatting.
I say, middle class looking. Huh, what do you guys think?
Will they sell me?
Speaker 22 (58:17):
Well?
Speaker 7 (58:17):
What any again? Any any one of these people? Would
they sell me their pea?
Speaker 2 (58:21):
We're guessing now before we hear them.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Right, I'm gonna say no, how old are these people, say,
twenties and thirties.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Did they ask you any questions about like what was
going to be for?
Speaker 7 (58:31):
The standard question is always is this for a job
or a probation something like that.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
Okay, I'm going to say yes, because the group dynamic there.
One of them talked the other into doing it. They're like, yeah,
that'd be funny day, go do it. What part of
town are you in?
Speaker 2 (58:45):
This is in Oh, this is in Hollywood, Oh, that's
a wild card. The Hollywood, California, random Mexican restaurant. I'm
going to say yes, you're going yes, Yeah, I'm I'm
going to say, well, it's Hollywood. There's a lot of
weird stuff going on there.
Speaker 28 (59:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
How close to Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
About block and a half. Nice restaurant though.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Nice restaurant. Oh yeah, I'm gonna say no. Okay, yeah,
I'll say no. I want to say yes because it's Hollywood,
but I'll say no.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yeah, it's gross. I say no. If you're in Hollywood,
there are just tons of puddles of pee everywhere. Just
find one of the storefronts that's closed down with a
game across it. You're liable to find like a bottle
of some kind that has pee in there. Now, I
don't know if it's gonna be clean.
Speaker 7 (59:31):
It's so funny you mentioned that, because right down the
street from this restaurant was a fresh pile of barf
where someone has gone to like a sorry, sorry minute,
They gone to a Popeyes, gotten chicken. They were clearly
drunk from the night before, got some biscuits and just yea,
oh man, so disgusting, all right.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
So I'm saying no. Rayby saying yes, Greg, what's your guess?
Yes you're going yes, I'm going no because of the age.
All right, Uh, let's find out who's right. So here's
our first person that we're asking. Will they go for it? Yes?
You know, here we go. I need clean pe.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
I have twenty bucks and it's got a clean though
clean dude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I'm in sobriety. I'm in rehab right now. That's why
we're Oh cool, cool, I guess I came. You have
the cleanest right here? Like you have to pee right now,
do you? I'll peel right now. I'll stay right here.
I'll buddy. He got a good as steal.
Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
His friends are all mad that I that he said
yes first.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Busy. So you also you also found like a very sympathetic,
you know, table of people. There was the most rad like,
oh people in drug rehab. This is the clean. If
I'm a guy going around looking for clean p, I
don't know if the guy who's in rehab, I'm not
sure that's the P I take in to fake my
test results.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Well, they said they're so sober, right, Yeah, they apparently were.
They just left the meeting. They've gone here for lunch
and they were all hanging out out. I'm surprised they
would do it. Then they would probably, I would think
they would do you out of it, right, Hey.
Speaker 15 (01:01:05):
I think they were sympathetic to the cause and saw
the twenty bus.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Little judgementace, because they've been there, they've done that. Yeah, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
You guys would share it later on.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Well, yeah, I didn't know. It's just me.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
I got friends.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I promise you was cleans. Well, I appreciate you this,
Thank you so much. What's your name again, Bennie, Bennie
found it out? Bro, Thanks guys.
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
I didn't people thought maybe one person.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Wow, So not only yes, but like, bring us more
business please. Yeah, just a Randall tolling Gray asking people
for p You're right, here's my number.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
I didn't give him the handshake because he just handled
himself the bottle of urine.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
And he went to the side of the building.
Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
He cut a little bit of time out there. He
did go and went inside, and I have the bottle
right here for menace.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Oh god, hey, awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
That aron's pretty dark.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, that's not clean. There's no way. I can't believe
you capped that oh God, give it this morning. No, Greg, here,
hold on. I'm not going to hold it. Why is
it sticky because because there's some random guy's pig. I'm
not holding it because of the label on the outside
of it. I guess it looks it's making.
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Me so pretty dark. Doesn't look like what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Just hold it up and shake it next to the
mic so you can hear it so people people know
it's real. I don't want to come on up and
shake it so people know it's real. Go ahead, do it.
Just hold it and shake it so people know it's real.
You don't have to do anything else. Maybe are those
anti back to wipes?
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Okay, I need a clox white afterwards. Okay, just some
people can hear it. Wait, is the cap screwed on
real tight? The cap is screwed on time? Yeah? Just
shaked all over his face. I shake it, wife. It's
all bubbly now, all frothy. Yeah, like there's your wife's
(01:03:08):
You're fine. Thank you, Greg. I would have done it
myself and I can't reach out grow thank you. I
want to get I said. Raby's got a point. Just gross.
Great question from the seven to one four giving People
twenty dollars for the Wow Raby's really going?
Speaker 14 (01:03:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah? Rabby smell? Does it smell clean? Tasted? Is it clean? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
My god?
Speaker 24 (01:03:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
By? Sniff chest? What did he have to eat? You's
got the sharpest note, I swear, I smell pe now
smells like pea four? Giving people twenty bucks for their pee?
Is this some type of tax tax expense for work?
What's funny is we took money out of petty cash? Yeah?
So yeah, I was wondering. Yeah, when you have to
write down what it's for? Yeah, urine, Yeah, that's what
(01:03:57):
you said. We have to write that down. Good idea.
Somebody said we should get a drug test for the
p that we have in that bottle? Work like? Is
it like you can test it within a certain amount
of time? That's a good question. I'm not sure we'll
get time for one more quick one. I didn't know
if you were going to find anybody who I figured
most people, especially these days, would be.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Too you know what's going on on? The hell's going
And again this guy he took my or he asked
me if I was a cop. I said no, therefore
I couldn't be one.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
And you didn't tell them anything about being like a
radio show. No, oh god, no, no, no, okay, yeah,
he couldn't see, you know, hitting microphone a lot of stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Yeah, So this last group of people are wait, there's
three people, two guys and a girl waiting for a bus,
just waiting at the bus stop, sitting on a bench.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
People at the bus stop. Yes, on a kind of bus. Well,
because the reason being, I remember when I used to
have to take the bus, Like I didn't want to
take the bus anymore, and so that's why I got
an extra job. I got a whole other job just
to be able to four to carus sucks so hard.
So yeah, like I will take the extra twenty dollars. Yeah,
I'm saying. I'm saying that people waiting for the bus
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would do it. So I'm going yes, I'm saying no,
all right.
Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
For some reason, I think it's an easy guess to
say yes, yeah, but probably no.
Speaker 15 (01:05:10):
The only way I would say no is if there's
no place to pee, you know, because right in the
open have his bus shelters. Can you go around a
corner and pete like as a corner of it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I just stand in the back corner of the bus
shelter maybe not there, right, but you put your jacket there.
So you're saying I'm saying yes, all right, saying yes, Greg,
I'm saying no, all right. So Greg is saying no,
let's find out. Will they peepee?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Hey, somebody's peach?
Speaker 28 (01:05:39):
Are you trying to down?
Speaker 24 (01:05:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
None will no one. I don't want you, don't want
nobody's in Hollywood. You don't want mine, you don't have.
Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Clean, then get twenty bucks, he said, nuggets wid come out.
I spoke so much clean, I spoke smo much goddamn weed.
Let's be covering that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Great.
Speaker 19 (01:06:09):
Yeah, what about you look like a nice clean lady?
I am clean, like pregnant or something?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
No, no, no, I am Oh you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh see that's the thing that shows up pregnant and
they know it's not a man.
Speaker 19 (01:06:25):
Well, congratulations, he has Hypothetically, if you were clean, would
you put you the twenty bucks a good price?
Speaker 24 (01:06:33):
No? What not?
Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
And then I'm taking and I am going out.
Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
But you do know you can't get pregnant off by peeing, right,
I don't trust I have thirteen So he goes thirteen kids.
So at first I wonder she's high.
Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
Jeez, So first he goes, I don't know, like, I
won't trust you. Maybe you'll take my pee and give
it some lady support.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
But how babies are made?
Speaker 20 (01:07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
What are you supposed to pee in a woman and
get her pregnant? That's not how it works.
Speaker 29 (01:07:14):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yeah, So we got a big fat no there. But
he found ot he has thirteen kids, right, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
So there you go. Two? Yes is one?
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
People a lot more nice and charitable, I know, unbelievable
for twenty bucks. Like, well that's for a price. I
mean it's just for your but they're willing to help
somebody else.
Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
I thought he would at least just get one, and
then the rest would say.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
People are weird.
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Video up at the woodeshow dot com. If you want
to see you I do well find folks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah, nice job, now you know I just have to
two out of three people will give you pe on
the street. I turned in the bottle of your in
in order to get my guess the CRV get that back.
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Speaker 18 (01:09:04):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
All right, well it is Friday and we got today's
dumb ass contest, And today's dumb ass contest is the DUQ.
And let's say hello to our contest. And today for
the d u i Q, we'll go to Gina. Good morning,
gen Hi, good morning, good morning. All right, so we're
gonna play the u i Q. Go ahead and explain
(01:09:26):
the way it works, says everybody there. Seem I find
a very drunk person and ask them some very easy
trivia questions.
Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
If you can guess whether they know the answer to
the questions, two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
I know you're laughing, Gina. Is it the you've heard
this game before? The question is maybe too hard?
Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
You think, uh no, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Sometimes I do.
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I mean, I don't know, little hard.
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I feel like last week it was hard, but I
don't know. We'll do First of all, it was hard.
It was hard hard. Yeah that's hot. All right, Well, Gina,
we're gonna meet the person that going to be guessing
on their answers today. But before I get into the
actual questions, account or are you winning a prize or not?
This is why we have a better idea just how
with or not with him? They are? Who is this?
This is a guy I met actually he was super drunk.
(01:10:10):
He was at MENACE's birthday party. And his name's Greg Gory.
Oh no, yeah, no, I thought about that, all right.
So let's get to know Greg just a little bit better.
What drinks would you say you've had tonight that you
can remember? I do remember.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
I started with wind in my room by myself. Then
I had a vodka tomato with olives because this classy.
Then I had beer, then I had tequila. Then I
went to vodka and orange juice.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Oh, you're here to do the intimate things beforehand or afterhand, afterhand,
because you don't want to mess up your outfit.
Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
You don't want to mess up your face, if you
know what I'm saying. But he sounds very handsome, all right, So, Gina,
that is Greg Gory. I literally don't remember I remember
talking to you. I don't remember what I said, all right,
(01:11:13):
So we're.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Gonna guess Greg whether he knows the answers or not.
D y Q Question number one, Menace, Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Here we go. The Ryder Cup is in what sport?
The Ryder Cup is in what sport?
Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Comes up? You know once a year we talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
It, all right? Raby we'll start with you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Wow, I'm going I'm gonna double.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Know it, all right, I'm gonna double no as well, Menace.
Do you think that Greg's gonna get it? It sounds fancy,
so I'm gonna say yes, all right. What do you
think here, Gina? Do you think that Menace is going
to get it or Greg? Either? One?
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
All for the questions that count for the prize, obviously
it's Greg. But is they're both on the show. I
guess we could have everybody guess on both.
Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
Okay, I don't think you either.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I'll get it either. We'll get it. All right. Let's
see question number one for the U.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I Q.
Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
The rider copy is in what sports? Horse racing? Horse
racing is incorrect? Oh, damn incorrect?
Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
And I guess well you can't reveal the answer. Wait
for Greg to find out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
That is true, right, Gory, the rider copy is in
what sports? I think the Rider Cup might be ser
do you guys have the players to be attractive?
Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Well, you got Beckham and you got that what's his name?
Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Yes? Hello God? And I did not slow down that audio.
Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Wow, Yeah, you're on the board.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah, we're looking for the answer.
Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Golff yea in my head. Now, I remember I was
thinking socker or sailing. I thought, yeah, wow, I'm stupid.
What is the big sailing race? What is that against
the World Cup? Or you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
You know, yeah, that's where they go sailing. That's what
I thought.
Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
Second, spend dumb money on those boats.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Yeah, it's gonna drive me crazy.
Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
The bottom of America's Cup, America's Cup, America's Cup.
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I think. All right, let's go to question number two. Gina,
are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
I'm ready?
Speaker 24 (01:13:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Name any two stars of the movie Oceans eight? Name
any two stars the Ocean's eight. I'm double knowing you're
double no. I think Menace has the better chance.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I think men'sa has the better chance as well. But
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go double no on that
one again. Greg, do you think of the Menace is
going to get it?
Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
All right, Menace. Do you think that Greg's going to
get it?
Speaker 21 (01:14:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
This is weird. All right, so we don't think that
Greg's gonna get it. Gina, what do you think? Yes
or no? I'm gonna go in.
Speaker 24 (01:14:10):
Enough.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
All right, let's worry about Menace. First question number two
for the d u i Q.
Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
Name any two stars of the movie Ocean's Eight's.
Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
Say, Brad Pitt, Ocean's eleven, Ocean's eight.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I don't know was that two? That was one? You said,
Brad Pitt? Do you have another? Guess?
Speaker 22 (01:14:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I just said, I thought it was just one star.
Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Name any two stars of the movie Ocean's eight?
Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Okay, yeah, Brad Pitt In George Clooney, what was the
special that Ocean's eight menace?
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
It was all chicks, including the girl you shout out
all the time named Rihanna, another one you shout out talk.
I totally forgot about that movie. All right, a ban
right here. We'll see how Greg it now again. Gina
said that Greg would not get this. So if he
does indeed screw it up, which I think he will,
she will be the winner of this round of the
(01:15:07):
d U i Q. Nay many two stars of the
movie Ocean's Age? Is that the chick one? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
So we got oh crap, uh Drew Barrymore and uh
the one that she has her eyes like nine feet apart,
Cavern Diaz, even.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Though she's not the chick. Thought you watch Ocean's Age?
I did and I hate it. Oh my god, I
was thinking.
Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
Of the original Charlie's Angel, right, Errymore not in it?
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Really? Well, Gina, congratulations, you are a winner here on
the d U. I Q awesome. Thank you, You're welcome.
Thank you so much for listening to the Woodie Show.
Keep telling everybody about the show and the station. Okay,
for sure, I will thank you so much. All right,
have a great weekend. There ja is Gina? Everybody all done?
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Was one of the chicks were messing out?
Speaker 11 (01:16:11):
She was in it?
Speaker 15 (01:16:15):
McKennon, Blanchette's gravery Aquafina, Helen Abana Carter you love.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
That Hathaway, Okay. Would you have known that in the
condition you were in at that party? Yes? Really a
feminist looking at prefer to do the intimate things beforehand
or afterhand.
Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Afterhand, because you don't want to mess up your outfit.
You don't want to mess up your face, if you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like.
Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
This is the witty show.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Will you finally find out? What is it that? Well?
I know what it is now because Raby did run it.
Buy me how she'd be able to say this on the.
Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
Radio because I get dumped out quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Yeah, she does. You're doing this for as long as
she's been doing that. I know a better idea dirty. Yeah.
So Rebby's questions for the fellas, we're going to try
to collectively give her, you know, the best answer that
we can. Now, if you have a question, ladies, the
phone's open for you eight seven seven forty four. What
is something you've always wanted? Why do guys do this?
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Or why is it when guys blankety blank blank blank
this happens?
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah? Or you can also text over as people have
been doing over to two two nine eight seven. Let
me get right to Raby's question. And I also want
to know how did this come up? This particular question is.
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
The result of a very high thought. Okay, blaze it. No,
I don't high thought think.
Speaker 15 (01:17:49):
I want you guys to think about right now, like
what you've done with your wings over the course of
your lifetime. Oh, all the sex, all the masturbation, all
the manipulation over the course of your lifetimes.
Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
At this point, would everything you've produced do you think
it would fill a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
That's real bathtub? Like over of standard bathtub, like so
in a man's lifetime from till death.
Speaker 24 (01:18:24):
Or like to say where you are now right now
in your life? No way, I'm saying I think yeah,
I think no. Sure, definitely a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Think about it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
That's a lot of production, Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Thousands of times. How many gallons is the average tub?
Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Do we know that?
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Hold on, I got it? Are you looking it up?
Speaker 11 (01:18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
So wait, I'm I'm on the first question first. Well,
let's answer the first so you know the answer. Don't
tell us yet. I want to find out, Like like
I say, yes, let's see eighty gallons. Eighty gallons for
the No.
Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Forty two, I was gonna say, eighty gallons a help,
forty two gallons, I mean your richie rich neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Yeah, standard bathtub.
Speaker 10 (01:19:11):
I'm on standard bathtub right here.
Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
I'm a standard bathtub dot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Com for two sounds more reasonable? Okay, all right, so
forty still no news yeah whatever? Still?
Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Okay? Okay, I mean maybe Wilt Chamberlain. All right, so right,
twenty thousand.
Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Okay, So then I have the answer to Raby's question
from mel magazine dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Okay, hold on, so I said no, Greg, I say yes,
you say yes, Cameron, speaking personally seas I will say no, no,
all right, it does not.
Speaker 10 (01:19:43):
But what's the crazy part is is exactly half the
amount of standards twenty one gallons. And that's for like
a typical for a lifetime of a yes, a man.
Speaker 29 (01:19:57):
That's when you think about it, you don't fill your
ba tippy tippy tops. It has the overflow that is
enough to bathe get someone fat like me gets in there.
It's like it's overflowing. It's poor, like an empty house
in there. Wow, why do you think yes?
Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Just because there's a lot Like if you're you're saying
over the course of a lifetime, let's say you begin
at thirteen and then fast forward what thirty seven years,
that's a.
Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Lot of production. Production.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
It's a big production.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
It's a lot of production. That was a really high question,
maybe yeah, super high where it's.
Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Exactly half the amount you're talking about Winders, there's a
question off the text.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Can men really not feel past the tip?
Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
Who said that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
You can't?
Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
You never heard that?
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Okay, well put a cigarette out on it. No, no, no,
it's not like that. That's how you can't feel. I
think I understand what they're saying sensation. Let's let's assume
that fellas your tip was gone, all right, right, and
all you had was the rest of it, Like would
you be pleasure exactly? And I think that's what they're
going for. You don't. You don't get any pleasure from
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anything that's going on with the trunk of the tree
talking about you with the other part, because like all
the nerve endings and stuff, well, I mean the ones
that will get you there. This is disagreements it, yeah,
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just because you're I mean, Greg, this was the whole
point of like bringing this up. So maybe it's different
for a different guy. I don't know, Like, I can't
see where teacher think the kung fu grip comes from.
Why they even because it's hard to talk about it.
It is hard to talk about, are you guys high? Yeah? Seriously,
But that's not from that's not from that. You're not
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getting that sensation from that part of it. Why do
you even touch the lower part because it's connected to that?
You're not? Then why don't you just plane doesn't fly
without the cocktail? Then why don't you just go straight
to the top and fiddle?
Speaker 23 (01:22:13):
Then?
Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Yeah, why don't you basically do essentially, why don't you
use it like a stick shift on a car.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Then, Yeah, here's the thing. Let's just say that's all
you had. I think you could get to where you
need to go. She could, right, But if you didn't
have that, if you didn't have the tip, I don't
I don't think you'd ever get to where you're going.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Try it or if you you can't, let's say trunk
of the tree, like you mentioned, if you only climbed
the trunk of the tree and didn't reach the top
of the tree, you're going to be climbing all day.
Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
It's like permanent whiskey. Right.
Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
It might take a little longer, but there is no
consensus in here. These guys are just doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
But I'm saying, like, you're agree with Woody and Greg.
If you can still yes, you can still feel a
borton sound wave, Come on in here, I'm still feeling.
Come on in here. We're gonna che larger sample for them,
have a split room sales department. Okay, So like, so
if you just had like your your your uh, let's
(01:23:19):
say you removed your tip and you were just just
t it. You were just going at it solo style
with your trunk. You think that you'd be able to
interesting yourself. Lucky you can get there, Bort, you walked
in first. You get the answer first, What do you
think is the right answer?
Speaker 14 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 21 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 17 (01:23:38):
What?
Speaker 11 (01:23:39):
What is it for?
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Repeat the question one more time? All right, No, I'm serious.
I was on the phone with someone. We're enjoining it.
What are you talking about? Well, tell you what. Let's
take the break. We'll explain it to them. Okay, you
have to take a break.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
I like the some one for they have a good
theories because what he has a food but he can't
feel his bay? Okay, controversial it is? This would be easy. Well,
we'll fill these guys in on the on the question
hung Jerry getting.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah and then uh, and then we'll come back and
we'll see what the rest of the guys have to say.
And hey, tell us on the text over the two
two nine eight seven? Have you guys even have had sex? Agree?
Speaker 24 (01:24:27):
Ever?
Speaker 30 (01:24:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
It's the show, all right, Welcome back to the Wooded
Show started with rabies questions for the fellows that we
got a question off the text from one of the
ladies listening to the Woodie Show who wanted to know
can guys really not feel past the tip And it's
not that you can't feel it's dead. It's not dead
(01:24:53):
arm you know, yeah, exactly, it's not like that. But
I mean it's not the.
Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Same as but it's still a very divided room, very
body room.
Speaker 24 (01:25:04):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
So Greg and I we are on team. Like if
you if you had, like I brought up before the
bride said, if there was no cockpit, the plane doesn't fly.
So without the front of the plane, you're you're really
not going anywhere, like you So you say that you
can't get there if you do not have the top, like, Okay,
(01:25:25):
So I've never had that experience. I've been lucky enough
to have a tip my whole life.
Speaker 19 (01:25:28):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
I don't know for sure, and uh, neither do you guys. Really, yeah,
none of us has ever been you know, right, and
with my off air you know demonstrations of using Greg
is using his mouth and his fingers and everything else.
Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Doing a sideways thing. And if you're doing going doing
the sideways thing and you're only going you know, at
the bottom here.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
And I say that if you if you do stimulate
the lower area, you can by itself.
Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
I've done it about I've done it with that area only,
and I can tell you the situation was, I didn't
have any sort of assistance.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
I didn't have any lube at all. It was a
total dry run.
Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
And you don't that and you don't want to adjust
your grip at all because you don't want the friction
right because there's nothing to loube so and if you're
just dry running it, that's all you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Okay. But then Greg makes a point about that, it's
like even doing that is you're moving around out there,
which creates the stimulation.
Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
That is a second that brings me to my second point.
I think the problem with Greg and Woody where they
don't realize how much the lower part plays. A part
of this is they have such short wieners that there's
just not a lot of and so they don't really
not Deflection of texture brought this up, and I agree
with them. They small wieners. They complain about it a lot.
So it's just it's such a small portion of their piece.
(01:26:42):
They can't even get a hand on it.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Okay, Oh that's it interesting. Can't get a hand on it.
That's a good observation. Thank you. My hand won't fit
on it. Yeah, it's like how you fingers?
Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
But it's all right, kidding, it's about the grip because
why is everybody's a big fact.
Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
If you watch any professional porn what she she's going nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
With ual, that's for sure. There's a lot of stuff
in porn that's exactly porn support in fact. Yeah, all right,
we've asked, uh, Bort and Randy because it is a
divided room, we're going with all the guys that work
on the show. So which team are you on here?
Speaker 21 (01:27:17):
Bort in the argument, I am on team Yes, you
can get to the finish line, thank you. It's even
if you know, if there's a plane that has no cockpit,
the plane still has engines. You may not be able
to steer the ship, but you're the ship is still
gonna go. It's gonna get there somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
All rkay? Interesting, what about you, Randy? I am a
team sea Bass and Randy, Well, I mean because you're
also like twelve, okay, well you're puberty. Yeah you're not.
Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
You're not chalking a pool queue. That's what that's the
whole thing that you is that it's like it's the
base of.
Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
It, you know, a good one that's a good vision.
Speaker 25 (01:27:58):
Nicely done you Okay, Nick, sound with you to be
team no Tip or is that Menacine Sea Bass? Yes,
it might be a little harder to get there, but yeah,
a little detour here to the finish line.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, okay, a little more work, but whatever, interesting and
push through. Hey, maybe we're wrong. I hope to never
know for sure.
Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
That text is almost universally with me and mass as well.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
I've seen zero but okay, I saw a couple of
Team Woodie, Team Woody, Team Greg Greg making up.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Okay, yeah, open your eyes. You'll say it, and I
don't even care. Imagine, I don't care more agree with you.
I don't agree with it. It's Greg, you're not your
own opinion. No, we're not trying to Wiener shame you, Greg.
I don't care if you do.
Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
I myself, I was gonna say, like, you think I care?
Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Right, you think I care? Why are you saying? Guys,
let's all try it. Let's duct tap the tip so
we can't get to it, and then we'll try.
Speaker 31 (01:28:55):
Yeah, Ora, Jill, Yeah, numb it up. Wow, I'll tell
you why it really didn't blow up. The text though
it's never been so controversial in here you know what
I know? Yeah, that's nice. The bravest questions for the fellas.
And then we all learned something today. Good morning stuff.
(01:29:15):
Here's what I learned to be a thinker. I learned
that if you're fat or gay, your opinions don't matter.
Because it's seven o two text in Greg is gay
and Woody is a fat loser, their opinions are pointless.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Well I was, I know that opinions mean nothing. Day
the Woody Show. Look at party. Oh yeah, dude, the
Woody Show will be right back, ladies, here we go again, show,
(01:29:52):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. I got a text
this morning. I noticed my cat playing with something and
acting like he's hunting. I went over to see what
it was and it was a roach the size of
a big toe. Died all these roaches this morning. Here's
another text. I was eating cereal this morning and two
crickets jumped out. I was in the living room.
Speaker 10 (01:30:13):
Quo, Yeah, there was a big cricket outside my door
the other day. Gigantic one was like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
There's another one for Greg. Saturday night, I opened up
the dishwasher and a huge roach at least two inches long,
climbed out of it. Oh my god, you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Mess those crickets. If they get in your apartment, it
will start singing.
Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
There's another one.
Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
The other night.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I was asleep and I felt something crawling on my leg.
I jumped up. I turned on the light. It was
a giant cockroach in bed. Yeah, could imagine, I said.
He said he caught it and then threw the roach
into his lizard cave and the lizard munched down that mother.
Oh god, Yeah, he had to grab it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
If I had a roach in my bed and crawled
on my leg, I'm not even kidding. I would have
to be institutionalized. Institutionals in circular room. I believe it
wearing a straight jacket for the rest of my life.
Speaker 10 (01:31:11):
He'll get rid of the bed, You'll get new covers, right.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Amputate my leg. I think it's Greg would absolutely overreact, Yeah,
no question in a heartbeat. All right, So, julian the
phone screamers in here. Apparently while we were gone last week,
Julianne got into a battle with young Michael. And now
Julianne can't even be in the same room with young Michael,
(01:31:34):
and she's sitting in the hallway.
Speaker 28 (01:31:36):
Now he's rude.
Speaker 32 (01:31:38):
He's yeah, he's always rude to me, and I don't
really like sit here in the room with him anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Where's young Michael? Oh my god, I can't wait, just
the way he speaks cute about it.
Speaker 28 (01:31:53):
Yeah, I mean I don't know if he's.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Hold on, wait till he comes in so we can
defend himself next to me. Michael, Yeah, I hear's young No,
Young Michael runs the Lord.
Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
You're all rude.
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
By the way, we had some video of you on
Instagram last week, and uh, somebody's like man, nobody said
that young Michael was so sexy. Yeah, some thirst on
there is real for young Michael. It's all I heard.
Let me tell you what I heard. I heard that
there was just some kind of fight between Julian and Michael.
(01:32:26):
But I don't know what it was about.
Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
A fight, what would you call it?
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
But you're now sitting in.
Speaker 32 (01:32:31):
The hallway, yes, because I just you guys all sit
amongst great people.
Speaker 28 (01:32:36):
You guys are all super nice. I love it you
go in there. He doesn't really ever talk. Okay, you
say hi to him, he doesn't say anything.
Speaker 32 (01:32:45):
He sneezes, he doesn't say, I'll say bless you, and
he's like mm hmm, or he doesn't say anything at all. Yes, yes,
but I think he might be worse than Sea Bass.
And sometimes just the way he speaks, it's just like
he's talking down to you, and I no nobody here
talks like that to anybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Has anybody else experience with no one else in there
with you? Okay, yeah, I've never seen your sneeze. Now,
I will say. I will say that Michael is a
very focused guy, you know, and I know that when
it comes time for him to do his job that
he gets really focused. And because that was one of
the uh that was one of the points of of
(01:33:28):
tension at one point between Julian and Michael, because Michael
will turned the speaker's way up in the studio because
he wanted to hear what's going on and then you know,
trying to be on the phone and she can't hear.
So it was it was a whole thing I was for,
you know, But this is so like, what was your take?
What started this? By the way, what started the beef?
Last week?
Speaker 32 (01:33:48):
I walked into the studio and I tried turning on
my monitor, and it wouldn't turn on. So I asked, Michael, hey,
can you do me a favor and look at the
computer and see if it's turned on or not? Because
my monitor is not looking on and he goes, it's on.
Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah, I was in that computer earlier, but he.
Speaker 32 (01:34:07):
Didn't tell me that. And I said, okay, but the
monitor is not turning on. Can you just look below?
And he wouldn't look below. He kept looking at the
monitor beside him because our monitor's mirror. And I'm like,
can you just look at the computer and see if
it's turned on or not? He goes, it is, and
I go, okay, but can you just look because my
monitor is not turning on.
Speaker 33 (01:34:28):
He goes, it is, Michael. I said, Michael, listen. I said,
I'm asking you to please.
Speaker 32 (01:34:38):
Look under your desk, and you're not looking under your desk.
My monitor is not turning on, and I need to
figure out why. I don't know, but that's all he kept.
Speaker 28 (01:34:49):
Saying to me.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Is it is? He wouldn't say.
Speaker 28 (01:34:53):
He wouldn't say, oh, listen, Like I was on it earlier,
I checked to see if it was on. It was
on because I was using it.
Speaker 32 (01:35:00):
It Maybe there's something wrong with my monitor, because sometimes
if he touches something on his side, it affects my side.
But instead of explaining to me what was going on,
he just looked at me and just kept saying it is.
Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
It's all you go to do is explain what's your mind?
Speaker 28 (01:35:21):
Reader.
Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
She just kept asking me the same question, and I
was just like, it's on.
Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
I already I checked.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
You did not say you checked.
Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
You just kept saying it is.
Speaker 28 (01:35:32):
And he wouldn't look below his computer.
Speaker 32 (01:35:34):
That's why I kept asking the same question the below
the desk, because he wasn't looking to where the computer
was at.
Speaker 28 (01:35:40):
He kept looking at the monitor.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Okay, let's just assume for the sake of argument that
it was like three times you asked at that point,
wouldn't you just like walk around?
Speaker 32 (01:35:47):
I was about to, so I was about to go.
I was like, you know what, forget it, Michael, I'll look.
And so I went to go walk to go to
his side, and then all of a sudden it clicked
on and I go, oh, there it goes. He goes,
I know because I was using it earlier, right, you
are complete?
Speaker 28 (01:36:05):
No, I'm not, And I said no, I said, you know, what.
Speaker 32 (01:36:10):
I'm sorry, Michael, I'm not a mind reader, and I'm
sorry I didn't know if.
Speaker 28 (01:36:13):
You're in a bad mood today, my bad.
Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Oh damn.
Speaker 28 (01:36:16):
And then I and I walked out.
Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Okay, now, Michael, what's your side of this whole thing?
I thought it was.
Speaker 27 (01:36:22):
I was perfectly reasonable, just saying, yeah, it's on, But
you didn't say that. I don't know what you want
me want me to say here, Like I had used
that computer earlier, so I knew it was on, So
I was telling you it was on. I didn't think
I was had a tone with you sometimes, I admit
I sometimes I can be a little I don't know,
not as gentle.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
But there was no there was no malice behind it. So, Julian,
is this just a simple misunderstanding? Or like, do you
hate Michael?
Speaker 24 (01:36:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
I don't.
Speaker 28 (01:36:53):
I don't hate him anybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Do you hate Julian No? Why would I? Okay, I'm
just asking a question. I don't arm because now, like
you know, you are don't even sit in the same
room because in the hallway.
Speaker 28 (01:37:04):
But that's fine.
Speaker 32 (01:37:05):
I would rather sit in the hallway where he can
do his thing and I could do mine and I
don't need to get into any type of situation like this.
Speaker 28 (01:37:12):
There's there's no reason for any of it.
Speaker 32 (01:37:15):
But if that's the way he sometimes happens to talk
to people, then I would rather him sometimes not do
that to me, because none of us here ever talk
to each other like that.
Speaker 28 (01:37:25):
You guys are all in here doing your show.
Speaker 32 (01:37:31):
I'm in there in like dead silence, don't speak to
anybody all day long because Michael only speaks when Michael
wants to speak. If you say something to him and
he doesn't want to respond, but that's just his personality.
Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
I guess. But I'm just I'm a quiet person.
Speaker 32 (01:37:47):
What can I say unless he wants, unless he's interested
in something that you guys are saying.
Speaker 28 (01:37:52):
But so I just prefer there's nothing wrong with me
sitting in the hallway.
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
No, I don't care where that's there.
Speaker 28 (01:37:57):
There's a phone there.
Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
As long as the work is done, I don't care anyways.
Is I don't care who talks to who. It's just
you know, I don't know. I would say, like if
that's what the whole thing is about, like maybe I
don't know, just like I would let that roll off
your back a little bit.
Speaker 28 (01:38:10):
Yeah, but this is also the second time that something's happened.
Speaker 32 (01:38:14):
Between us, so I don't want there to be a third,
all right, So I just moved away from the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
All right, it's not restraining order. If there's a third,
this is going to be like a you know, episode
of Snapped or something. Right.
Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Yeah, thanks for all the drama, Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 32 (01:38:30):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
I'm the worst seven saying guys, just get it over
and bang.
Speaker 26 (01:38:34):
Already there's a lot of text messages saying you Now,
Julianne knows what it's like when people are rude to you.
Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
Yeah, this is just this is just two personalities that
don't agree.
Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
I agree, to be fair, We've had plenty of very
pleasant conversations we have.
Speaker 28 (01:38:56):
We have, but I just don't prefer to get spoke
to like that at three four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Well, I mean I understand too, Like you did ask
a question, he said, it is even it goes.
Speaker 32 (01:39:06):
It is it is Yeah, like me, Hey, julian I
used it earlier, so I know for a fact that
it's on. But instead of saying that, he just kept
saying it is and he wouldn't look underneath. And I
just didn't understand why he wasn't all right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
H well, this is a definite example of first world problems. Yes,
we should have saved it for tomorrow. But I didn't
know what happened all her, like some battle that was
going on.
Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
I know, I was really excited to hear about it. Yeah,
we should have saved it for fails.
Speaker 21 (01:39:37):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Yeah, all right, well, young Michael, congratulations, you now have
the room to yourself. Right, Julian, congratulations, you now have
your own desk, your own area away from young.
Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
Mint involved in some kind of drama.
Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Weird.
Speaker 32 (01:39:56):
That's funny because a lot of people know me personally,
right O. So often everyone gets to know how my
personality was.
Speaker 18 (01:40:07):
Number one with people who yell at the microwave because
it takes too long?
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
What do you show? All right, welcome back to the
Woodie Show. You know, feelings, they're a They're a funny thing.
Yeah they are. They're not for Raby. You can't control them.
Speaker 11 (01:40:22):
They aren't. But I have feel I get caught up.
I cry where she absolutely has no feeling in her nipples.
True story.
Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Ye, occasionally like a nerve will fire. Yeah it's so painful,
like yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
Oh really yeah, yeah, rest production surgery. Yes, years ago.
How many years ago, like twenty five?
Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
Uh, well probably probably twenty now.
Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Twenty years ago. And uh when they did that, she
lost all feeling and sensation in her nipples, which is unfortunate.
It is she used to be really a nipple play
before that.
Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
You put them aside.
Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Did they warn you that could happen?
Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
I don't believe so.
Speaker 21 (01:41:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Now, the person who has the most feeling on the show,
not only just emotionally, but also in his nipples would
be Greg. Yeah. Oh yeah, my nipples are very sensitive.
Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
I legit feel bad when I think that Greg is
actually upset by something, and I think sometimes he goes
home and stews about it.
Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
At it because the next day he brings it up again.
I go, oh, we're still on it. You're really upset
with that. I'm we've decided to make this a feelings
with Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Music for this I did. I completely forgot. I hope
this doesn't get too awkward. It's just I'm gonna let
it out. You know what this would be good for?
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
You could probably let it go. You can let it
go that we all know about or are they some
of them?
Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
You're all kind of connected in a way, but I'm
assigning it to each person. So I'm gonna start with
Ravy because this she was the impetus of this. Okay,
the time I was most upset with Ravy at last
year's iHeartRadio Music Awards, we had a party that was
being thrown by our general manager and market president, kind
of a big deal. Clients show up, big wigs show up.
We're supposed to be there as a show. I had
(01:42:17):
no clue this party was happening. We had a very
very detailed itinerary that we had emailed to us, printed out.
We followed it to the letter. Nowhere was this party
on the itinerary, But apparently it was on our work
show calendar, which is a completely separate thing. Nine times
out of ten, somebody in this room will say, oh,
I didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
It's on the calendar, and.
Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
That's the excuse. It's on our work calendar. This party
was on the work calendar, which had nothing to do
with our trip to Vegas. So I'm sitting at the
hotel killing time until the festival starts later that night.
A couple hours later, I get a text from Woody,
how come we didn't go to that party.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
I said, what party? Kevin's party? I didn't know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
I saw Ravey later that night and I said, Ravy, you,
of all people, why didn't when you saw I wasn't there,
Why didn't you text me and say, Greg, where are you?
The party started? I would have been late, but I
would have been there. And she said, I don't know.
I didn't even think of it. Now, had I gone
to this party and saw rape, oh yeah, and you
shrugged it off, and you're like, I don't know. I
(01:43:21):
didn't even think of it. If I had, if the
roles were reversed, I totally would have realized, Oh, I
wonder if Ravey doesn't know about this, maybe she's late.
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
I would text her Rave what about the party? Oh
my god, what party? And then hey, Kevin's party? You
got to be here? Oh cool, thanks for the reminder.
I'm on my way. But she totally ignored it. I
didn't even think about it.
Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Out of everything, that's when you've been the most of
the Wow. Yeah, and you all, what do you knew?
Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
What is the one to put it on the calendar?
I saw it on the calendar on the.
Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
Calendar, and that's the thing. This follows other under that umbrella.
You were all flipping about it, like, yeah, Greg, whatever
it was on the calendar. It wasn't on are detailed
to the day to the hour list of things we
were doing. It was on a work It might but
Ravey was so flippant about it.
Speaker 10 (01:44:08):
In my defense was Kevin invited me to the party personally,
and I just went and there's so many people there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
I didn't know who's next? Yeah, next is you? Wuddie.
Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Back in the OG days when we first started this
is probably twelve years ago, maybe longer. Our original OG
phone screen er Katie worked for the show, and you,
for some reason, were convinced that she and I were
having an affair, that we were sleeping, not just me,
Well okay.
Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Everybody, yeah, everybody. Everybody was convinced.
Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Now, in reality, Katie was the only person who knew
I was gay. I had come out to her, and
so what we would do is go out to lunch
or hang out and we would talk about how I
had just come out to her, that talk about this
guy I was seeing at the time. But what he
was still convinced, and apparently everybody was convinced that we
were having an affair. We had a work trip to
Lake Tahoe, where I found out later you told everybody
(01:44:56):
on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Don't talk to Greg and Katie. They're being so slow
and secretive. No, no, no, you're you're missing that, You're
missing the point. We had like some undercover investigations going on,
so we didn't want it was about to get to that. Yeah,
well that Menace and Spicy Nacho follow us around and
Tony and there was a number of people that were
trying to get some type of evidence that you guys
(01:45:18):
were right and mess around right, and we would like
to be a hotel room together. Yeah, let's keep it
on the d L. Don't talk to Greg and Katie
so we could try to catch them, you know, see
what I'm saying, Like, Oh, we clued into it because.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
We want to make it on this because we realized
nobody was talking to us, and we knew it looked
suspicious when we would go off to a hotel room
together inside of which we were just drinking wine and
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Me gay, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
And then when we got back from the trip, you
called me one random afternoon and said, I've just I've
made a decision, I want you off the show, and
I've already called our program director and told him I
want you off the show.
Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
And that was a big fight.
Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
I think, I think I cried on the phone and
then we made up and everything was fine after that.
But that's when I was most upset with you.
Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
And then we got fired too, And then we got fired. Yeah,
joke was on us. Yeah, why he.
Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
Wants you off the show?
Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
He thought I was. Yeah, I wasn't coming clean with
I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Yeah, you called me at home and I've I've made
a decision, I'm getting you off the show. Like, but
what about I've already called our boss, I want you off.
Speaker 10 (01:46:25):
It was always weird because you guys were whisper buddies
in the hall.
Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Yeah, and that's why that's why I never liked the
clickie thing. Yeah, because this whole thing is just like
especially like this environment is supposed to be where, you know,
that's why everybody's involved in different things, collaborative. Keep that
in mind when we get to minutes. So if you're
going to be so, if you're going to be like
an outsider, then you're not going to be part of
we have going on. I just don't want that environment.
I don't remember that. Honestly, I don't remember that conversation.
(01:46:50):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
I mean what he was wrong about something and ran
it into the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
I've made a decision. He already called our bass. Cameron's
is so easy. I'm never upset with Cameron. But I
have two words. America says.
Speaker 17 (01:47:07):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
And it's not only the fact that America says it's
my favorite game show. And rarely do I find a
game show that I obsess about or a game show
host I obsess about. Not only did you go on
the show get a call from the casting people, have
all these excuses as to why you didn't even let
me know. You'd let me know after you're on the show.
Oh well, they wanted people that met online. First of all,
(01:47:30):
Mario and I did meet online. We didn't meet even
if we had met on the moon or at the
grocery store. I highly doubt that America says has a
detective agency where they go and spy on you, like
insurance fraud investigators. I wonder if they really did meet
online and they have this weird FBI behind the scenes
that America and says, you know, you could.
Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Say whatever you want, Hi, Greg, Who's next?
Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
With Seabas, it's more of a general thing with when
Woody rolls me, there's a look in his eye that
I can tell I think he might be trying to
just get being angry or worked up. And then when
all of a sudden done, he says, didn't you realize
I was just trying to upset you? But with Sea Bass,
the defining moment that I realized his trolling never turns off.
(01:48:16):
It's twenty four to seven. He's the Dennis of trolling.
It never closes and that you never let up on it.
And that was the hoverboard chair invention that I came
up with. Yeah, this is like when I thought, oh,
Sea Bess is one of those guys that he trolls
everybody else but not us internally.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Oh no, he does, because I when met Again, Yeah
it did. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
And when Metis had that hoverboard that he was totally into,
I was too afraid to try it because I saw
what he fall on it. Oh yeah, I used it
and sat on a chair and leaned forward. And then
Sea Bass did it. What do you happened to see
it happen. Oh that's a funny idea. Oh you know,
I just came up with that, and I'm like, you
did not, and you would not let it go. And
that's when I realized you're the Denny's of trolling, and
that's the beginning of my stay for your trolling.
Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
I appreciate that. Let it be know that I never
tried to get you fired though.
Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Correct. As for Menace and you were talking about clicks,
I couldn't. Even though Menace and I have probably butted
heads more than anybody else in this room, I couldn't
think of one specific time. So I'm thinking of an
overarching theme to Menace, and that is when we all
work together five days a week, like twelve hours a day.
We do stuff out of work together, we travel together.
(01:49:26):
We basically live together more than we live with our
own families. But when there's an event I eat a
concert and we're all there as a group, Menace acts
like he doesn't even know us. He acts like the
rock star mentality, that kind of clickish, I'm not even
gonna say hi to you, kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Like school too cool for school. Only at events, it's
really strange.
Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
Like give you an example, like, so he's not talking
to you, Yeah, I won't say hi, kind of you know,
just turning his back. What do you say, like rock starting,
Like what do you mean? Just an overlying too cool
for school attitude, not like.
Speaker 7 (01:50:04):
I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Meeting celebrities or yeah, like kind of like, well, I'm
not really going to pay attention to you guys. I'm
just gonna kind of be cool over here.
Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Menace most events is just on his phone.
Speaker 15 (01:50:18):
There's sometimes like you know, he's working, he's posting, he's
taking pits there.
Speaker 10 (01:50:23):
Sometimes I don't go on my way not to say hi.
I swear to God in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
No, I believe you. Yeah, Like that's what I'm saying.
I had the hardest time coming up with Menace. When
we're meeting listeners, for example, and people are coming up
and they're, oh my god, Hi, how are you listen
to the show every day? Like I'll look in they're
going high Menace, and Menace is like I gotta like
hit Menace, like dude, say hi, like say hello, yeah,
And it's not because he's like looking right at and
ignoring them. He's on his phone instead of shaking the
(01:50:48):
person's hand, not.
Speaker 10 (01:50:49):
Trying to big time anybody at all.
Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
Yeah, I swear, but it's called feelings, and that's how
it makes it.
Speaker 13 (01:50:58):
Might not be based on probably better better Greg, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (01:51:05):
And then a lot of times I'm just trying to
kind of trying to hide. Really, Yeah, I got that
from Greg from what I don't know, like.
Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Like a general anxiety of being at an event from Greg.
Speaker 10 (01:51:19):
I'm just hiding space.
Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
I'm just a bulldozer. I know he's that's probably the issue.
I don't want anybody to see me. Yeah, yeah, well
there you go. There's a feelings with Greg dead and buried. Now, yeah,
I can let go after decades you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:51:38):
But a relief.
Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Did you feel better?
Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
I feel lighter? Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but I
feel better nervous. Well, like what if you got now
what if you guys obsessed about.
Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
What I said?
Speaker 7 (01:51:49):
Oh, I'm going to obsess all that all day, all day.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
I don't know if i'll sleep tonight probably see we
know this aboue Greg?
Speaker 21 (01:51:57):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Okay, Well now I won't.
Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
And you yelled at me many times about that party.
Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
I did you deserved it?
Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
Because Greg can't open his calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
We're gonna ta get quick. Und see, clearly didn't listen
to the segment We've got some more Woodie Show coming
up for your next hang up the Woody Show.
Speaker 18 (01:52:17):
You know the scene in the Matrix where Neo JAMS's
hand into Trinity's chest just to pump her heart and
bring her back to life. Yeah, that's basically what's starting
your day with the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
Is like, I mean, everybody's all good after that feelings
with Greg segment, right, Yes, those feelings were hurt by
Greg's feelings like sympathy feelings like fine, I thought mine.
Speaker 7 (01:52:37):
Would be like a choice of like five different maybe
different things.
Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Don't remind you because bring it up and that was
in the mix. That's so mean. Yeah, Like I didn't
fire Greg, like we said, we got fired, and we
already way before that even happened. Greg wasn't going anywhere
for I think a month, but then I got fired.
Speaker 7 (01:53:00):
Oh yeah, I was like we got fired like a
week after that trip.
Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
It wasn't long after that.
Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
It was late March. Yeah, fired April day.
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Why would I hire Greg back for this show when we.
Speaker 7 (01:53:13):
Got to keep trolling?
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Um ye, just to upset me. You know what's funny, Man,
As long as I've been hosting a show and have
had people working on the show, there have been many
people I should have fired, and I have never once
actually fired anybody. I'm way too forgiving, believe it or not,
and loyal. I'm loyal to a fault. Remember Tony, they
(01:53:38):
want they wanted him, they want to fire. It was
everything short of sucking a d so that they wouldn't
fire him, Like if this goes wrong, like you can
fire me. But yeah, I'm sorry, Greg, I don't remember
that conversation if I remember where I was.
Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
Then at the trip he's talking about.
Speaker 15 (01:54:02):
I'm not surprised that you don't have a beat on
that because so many things happened.
Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Exactly because it doesn't like it really doesn't sound like
something like again just based on like how it doesn't sound.
Speaker 15 (01:54:13):
But I do feel bad the reality show of all
toll Have they been filming that weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Do you actually see though? Greg? Oh no, no, no,
I drank about I don't know, seventy beers. Maybe he
misremembered what he is, A rat, backstabber. You would be
lucky to work on this show to get backstab. This
is even as radio shows go. Man, I mean I
think this, and I see other ones, and I see, like,
(01:54:42):
you know, people that work together, but they.
Speaker 7 (01:54:44):
Straight up can't be in the same room. Yeah, can't,
you know, look at each other.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
I think have zero say what goes on? Nobody's ever
included except for host. Yeah, you know it's crazy man
thattored friendship. Yeah, we'll we're get it.
Speaker 10 (01:55:03):
That morning show boot camp, and there was one this
guy was talking about. Yeah, I had to talk to
his agent. Yeah, even though I'm yeah, a discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
They wouldn't they wouldn't talk to each other. Oh my god.
This guy wouldn't talk to the host. And so the
only way that the host could have a conversation or
get something to the other guy was to call his agent.
Speaker 7 (01:55:24):
How could you work that way?
Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
I don't know. And work that way, I don't know.
Why would you want to?
Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
Yeah, they're just in this business. They're so worried that
they won't get another job.
Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Greg. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Show.
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Speaker 19 (01:56:10):
Everyone listening turned to another radio station immediately.
Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
Menas, how many edibles are you in so far?
Speaker 10 (01:56:19):
I'm still on the three the first three.
Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
So part of my being naive here like how long?
Speaker 21 (01:56:25):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
How long will that last before it starts to Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:56:30):
See, I never know because I usually just fall asleep.
Most of the research. Most of the research says the
average of six hours. Really yeah, because it takes it
takes longer to kick in, but also longer to wear off.
Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
Are you going to have more?
Speaker 10 (01:56:50):
I don't know. I think I'm good for now.
Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
Well, I've got some munchies for you minutes. I got
either hot fudge Sunday pop charts or chocolate frosting straight
from the can. What are you going through it?
Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
He's already had flaming hot cheetos. Hell yeah, and sugar crystals.
How gross?
Speaker 7 (01:57:24):
Well, you know when the first thing I do istak
the frosting off.
Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 19 (01:57:29):
Weird.
Speaker 10 (01:57:29):
Yeah, oh that is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Man. We've got the menace excuse generator coming up. I
saw a story about this woman in Scotland. She found
this dead pigeon on the street and she tried to
revive it by doing CPR, by blowing into its mouth.
She's given CPR to a dead pigeon. I mean the pigeon,
by the way, very dead and she thought she could
(01:57:54):
bring it back to life. It reminds me of you know,
Greg trying to save the dove after his dog got
hold of it. Oh god, he wasn't gonna give it
CPO and pieces. I tell you what, Menace is dealing
with the crazy dove situation right now.
Speaker 10 (01:58:09):
I know, right, there's this dove that's terrorizing me in
your in my garage, his apartment complex.
Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
Yeah, this dove is so weird. What happened, Menace? So okay?
Speaker 10 (01:58:25):
So I uh, I was getting something out of the
trunk and this dove like flips out on me.
Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
So the duf flips out on me? Oh my god,
what do you mean the dub that flipped out on you?
Speaker 20 (01:58:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
What does that mean? Your car flapping make you wish
it's flapping and making weird sounds. Yeah, just leave it alone.
Then I I go away and a couple hours that
come back to the car.
Speaker 10 (01:59:05):
And then this like bird wants to commit suicide.
Speaker 23 (01:59:08):
Because it starts flying in the air and then boom
straight into the ground, Like what are you doing, you
dumb dumb and then it like goes goes back.
Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Up in the air boom right into the So I'm like,
I'm like this dumb is crazy. Leave this stuff alone.
The very next day, what do.
Speaker 9 (01:59:34):
You know, dums all over my face? What do you know,
just causing drama again, dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
Then I just had to walk away. Man said, I
want no beef.
Speaker 7 (01:59:54):
I don't want no beef. And you dumb, if you're
gonna kill yourself, just kill yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Leave me out of it. Probably back again today. Damn
dove drama cos that's crazy, he said a video yesterday.
I had this dove and then it's like sitting up
there like in a rafter, almost staring menace down. It's bizarre.
Speaker 10 (02:00:16):
I can put that on something.
Speaker 7 (02:00:19):
You'll put it on something, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
I'm pretty sure I can tell you where to put it.
And it would take a minute to get there. Don't
they freak you out when they fly because they go
like the Woody Shell, the Woody Show. Welcome back to
(02:00:54):
the Woody Show. So recently, seamasters trying to make one
of his inflammatory comments, I was making an observation, Okay,
he was saying, He's like, why is it that all
male flight attendants are homosexuals? Seems that way? Yeah, exactly,
thank you. I just not turned into flame anybody.
Speaker 34 (02:01:16):
I'm just saying, why, why is that it does seem
that way? Yeah, I'm not saying it's a wrong stereotype, right,
you know, it's definitely not. Yeah, but you can see
where that would be. Yeah, you know people made it
out there, right, question. Yeah, but there's also the question
of categories too, of gays, right, because that's how that's
how I started talking about bears.
Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Somebody said, yeah, like bear Hotter, Like, well, deal is
another one, right, And they asked, like Tim Gunn, like
what category would he be in that? I was clueless
extra fancy? Yeah, what is there a fancy category? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:01:55):
So category stuff, this stuff came up, and I saw
Greg over there. He's like, right, guy, I gotta write this.
I gotta do some research.
Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
Yeah, so Greg did what he calls an investigation, an investigation,
and he's putting the gay and investigations right, uh, to
get us some answers. So what he did is he
went and he talked to his gay and lesbian friends, right,
A lot of which are at a lot of whom
at the meeting. Right.
Speaker 5 (02:02:18):
That's right, Yeah, your meeting. It couldn't have been more
convenient because we had the meetings already scanty away.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Yeah right. I'm like, hey, you guys, I have something
to ask you. Yeah. By the way, the people who
are on homeowners associations, like on the board of homeowners associations,
they all find themselves to be very high and mighty
most of the time. But I found it funny because,
like I saw the post the other day, like they
had to sign up in my neighborhood saying that the
next meeting of the homeowners association will be this Thursday
(02:02:46):
at the I Hop. Oh, Like, seriously, can you take
yourself if your big meetings at the ie Hoop, I
would like rudy fresh and fruiting. As we discussed solar panels,
my question is like, Okay, they make rules, I mean,
how do they really enforce them though, because they'll find you.
But how do they if you don't pay? They put
(02:03:07):
a lean against your house signed to the paper. Because
when you buy a house in that neighborhood that has
a homeowner association, you agree to the indentures. You agreed
to the REMI and so you're like, city will enforce
that or the state will enforce that. It's not about
those fines. Well, I mean there are laws that say
that the you know, the homeown association can then put
just like a contractor that comes to your house and
(02:03:29):
does work and you don't pay, Yeah, they can go
down to city Hall and they put a lean against
your house and.
Speaker 7 (02:03:34):
Try selling your house with a lean on it.
Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Yeah, you can't do it. Look, that's why they when
you go to buy a house or whatever, they want
to make sure it's a clear title and you know
all that kind of Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:03:41):
So the people are just robbing stores? What happens to them?
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
So Greg did his investigation? What did you find? Greg? Well?
Speaker 5 (02:03:50):
Can I get a gay music bet of some sort,
maybe like the Hustle or something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
I just think it was coming right.
Speaker 5 (02:03:59):
You're going I want to start with the categories because
there were more categories than I knew of. They're pretty
objective because I want to get to the flight attendant
thing later. That's more subjective. They're based on pretty self
explanatory stereotypes like twinks, fems, geeks, jocks, daddies. There's also twinks, bears, wols, cubs, otters.
(02:04:21):
Twink first and foremost, their young, slim, minimal body, hair,
clean shaven, usually the target of all the stereotypical jokes.
They're also the target for mature gay men. Would exactly favorite.
Speaker 7 (02:04:37):
He would show up to a casino a kid who
couldn't get it, and.
Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
We had to alter all our plans to accommodate him.
Speaker 7 (02:04:44):
This guy couldn't drink.
Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
You say, pray, I say, guide.
Speaker 3 (02:04:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:04:54):
And then I found out that a twunk is like
a twink, but more muscular, like a twink. That's a punk,
So ank a twunk a twink but more confident. So
think Justin bieber Nick Jonas.
Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Nice beaver, still in the twin even though he's a
little rip but all right. And then you have a.
Speaker 5 (02:05:17):
Then you have a discrete, which is a hidden category
for obvious reasons because they're in the closet. Then you
have the otter, which is kind of between a twink
and a bear. They're lean, but they're hairy. Otters are
commonly known to have that guy next door kind of
look like an otter. Then you have a geek and
they're simply described as passionate and they have a lot
(02:05:38):
of hobbies and they're considered smart. Okay, all right, kind
of self explanatory. But their body, what's the body tie?
Speaker 7 (02:05:45):
What's the body?
Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
Is that sort of a.
Speaker 7 (02:05:46):
Neil Patrick Harris maybe probably like that, like an NPA.
Speaker 5 (02:05:51):
Now, I think this is kind of the same category
a jock or a bowl they're also known as a
gym rat. Obsessed with body billuilding muscles, weightlifting, and they're
built like trucks, so like a tunk. Right, not to
be confused with the bear. They are stocky and unlike
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the gym rat, the jock, the bull, they're hairy, not
necessarily in shape. They are jovial and friendly. They're big,
they're barrel chested, they like beer. They're on the older side.
The thing they're they're older if you fit that description,
but you're on the younger side, you're a cub.
Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
Okay, Okay, that was one that was one that came
up when that whole discussion happened. Exactly what exactly is
a cub? Got it? Is a younger bear? Got it?
So to answer the Tim such a question, I love it.
I love it. You're good.
Speaker 5 (02:06:53):
Now I think the tim gun question, I'm thinking he
would fit into the.
Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
Category of daddy.
Speaker 5 (02:07:00):
Daddy is described as dapper and debonair, yes, but not parental,
more as nurturing, usually older, obviously, and they prefer a
partner who is younger.
Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
But I say, daddy would pray pray on prefer a twink?
Speaker 5 (02:07:19):
Yes, more than like that exactly. So those are the categories,
got it. So those are more objective, and that was
way easier to do an investigation.
Speaker 2 (02:07:28):
Yeah. So this is Greg's investigation right into some of
these different things that have come up, and we need
the official words.
Speaker 5 (02:07:34):
Oh yeah, now we transition into some Madonna, which rules.
Now the question is why are most flight attendants gay?
This is totally interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
So I asked them to find out if that was true, right,
or just to stereotype.
Speaker 5 (02:07:50):
And it turns out it is true. I asked three
flight attendants for their first person perspective, and they in
turn asked a bunch of their flight attendant friends, and
they also asked a few pilot friends. So here are
some of the answers I got, and these are their
exact quotes. Teens who are gay dream of getting out
(02:08:12):
of town and escaping their hometowns. And the service industry
is gay friendly, So what better industry than a service
industry that literally.
Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
Travels out of town. Yeah, you get paid, right, That
was one person's answer.
Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
Another one said that he thought he was good looking
enough to be a model, but never became one, So
being a flight attendant, he thought, was a great way
to model up and down an aisle and get paid
to do it. Answer, but no, he wanted you to
know I'm not kidding. Another one said that some of
(02:08:49):
the pilots that my flight attendants talked to admitted that
a lot of pilots are gay, but they are in
the closet, and the pilots know that ninety percent of
flight attendants are gay, and that being a pilot is
a great way to hook up with flight attendants, even
though the pilots are married and have kids. And bonus,
you're not only out of town. You might be out
(02:09:10):
of state or out of country and they'll put you
in the same hotel, so it makes it very easy
a wrinkle, super interesting.
Speaker 19 (02:09:17):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:09:17):
Another one said, and it doesn't count if it's out
of state, right, automatic furlough from marriage.
Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
Another one said that they know that they're not going
to have kids. They wanted a career that would be fun,
and they're always searching for the next fun and exciting thing.
And what's more fun and exciting than traveling from place
to place, always keeping things exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:09:37):
Well, yeah, that's just a theory. That was the first one.
Speaker 5 (02:09:40):
None of this is These are all just theories, right.
Another one said that he likes meeting different guys at
every layover city. Yeah, that grinder. For example, this past
weekend he hooked up with a guy that he met
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (02:09:56):
Sweet.
Speaker 5 (02:09:57):
And then you go to a different country, a different town,
different city. That's almost like a challenge to meet somebody
in every different city, man in every port, as they say, right, right, Yeah, Now,
this one seems to make a lot of sense. Airlines
are very gay friendly corporations to work for. They have
benefits for same sex couples. They've been historically gay friendly,
(02:10:18):
so they are an industry that has been known to
be gay friendly, so it attracts gay employees.
Speaker 7 (02:10:25):
I wonder if I wonder if that's a chicken in
the egg argument. Maybe they are that way because they
realized they had so many.
Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
Yeah, I'm sure that's how it works. That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:10:34):
But either way it works out, which leads to the
final one, which I find to be the most compelling
argument of all of them. It's simply a self fulfilling
prophecy because the stereotype already exists that there are a
lot of gay flight attendants. Therefore, a lot of gay
(02:10:56):
men want to be flight attendants because it's on the
radar are for them, and because of that stereotype, it
also keeps a lot of straight men from wanting to
go get the job. So if you think that there
are a lot of gay flight attendants, as a gay dude,
you might think, oh, I want to be a flat
attendant because there's a lot of gay flat attendants. And
if you're a straight guy, you think, huh, there's a
(02:11:17):
lot of gay flight attendants. I don't think I want
to be a flight attendant. So it kind of that's
very homophobic, you know what it is, But it makes
sense because you think it's already, right, so it perpetuates it,
so it's a self fulfilling prophecy. Those were the results
of the survey of the flight attendants, and they none
of them disagreed with it. None of them disagreed with them.
Speaker 2 (02:11:38):
And my other thought, I was thinking about this, and
I think also it's very service oriented and gay gay
guys tend to be more like people pleasers, very like
like concierge types, like I want to help people if
they're outgoing, outgoing, like kind of like the catwalks, the
thing you talked about, Yeah, that was super Hilo girl. Right.
(02:11:58):
Greig had that one friend. Every time they would go
eat somewhere, he had to pick his seat based on
who would be able to walk by and see the
shoes he was wearing. Do you mind if we trade seats?
And he's like, why, because I've got my new shoes.
Oh my god, I have tom facing on the outside right,
and so he would like kind of sit sideways and
(02:12:18):
then cross his legs so that, you know, the shoe
would be on display outside. Yeah, yeah, let him know,
and then we'd be walking down the streets. Do you
think they saw my shoes? Yeah? Go ask them. So
interesting none of them disagreed. They all agreed to the stereotype,
and that goes with the reasons they gave. I thought
it was pretty interesting Greg's investigation. That's not what we wanted,
(02:12:46):
all right, it's Greg's investigation. There, I got it, get it.
That's where they're trying to play gay DJ over here
and yeah, nailed there. He just got locked in the music.
There's a lot of funny Jeff pan hell ya, I shoot,
(02:13:09):
do you think this song is in the head of
the flight attendants that are stop shaying down the aisle
way ahead sex Tom saying can I get you a drink?
Cosmo Beacus promised, which is the barmber.
Speaker 18 (02:13:24):
We were kind of hoping they were lying about that part.
Speaker 2 (02:13:26):
It's the Woody Show. Okay, I like it or not,
we're back. But I think you're gonna like what we
have for you because it's a brand new interview Roulette.
I love these, so these are fun interview Roulette. Randy
is gonna be the one with the interview this time around,
(02:13:47):
and he's gonna be talking to while he already talked
to a cyber bully expert. We're just gonna go back
and listen to some of the parts of the interview,
I'll bring Randy in. Yeah, so the interview where that works.
We get pitched on guests all the time, and so
we just take some of these random interviews and then
we have somebody here on the show interview this person.
(02:14:07):
You always have some kind of book. They're an expert
in something. Now, what they don't realize is that when
we do the questioning, the questions that are being asked
are questions that were written up by everybody else on
the show, and you, as the person doing the interview,
just have to read whatever the question is. Very like
an Impractical Jokers style. Right, You can't apologize, you can't
say someone else wrote this for me. You have to
(02:14:28):
Yeah the question, make it work. Yeah, do your best
to try to, you know, work it into the conversation
and then get out of it, by the way, so
you can move on to the next question. See how
long you keep them around? All right, here's a ready
Hey Randy, Hey, good morning Randy. All right, So interview roulette.
This is a cyber bully expert. Now Randy is not one.
He was, in fact, just talking to me about how
(02:14:49):
he's not really into cringe and so The first thing
I thought of is I knew that we had this
this segment coming up, So like hidden camera shows make
them uncomfortable, and practical jokers make them uncomfortable, things like that.
So like, were you super nervous getting into.
Speaker 14 (02:15:01):
This or I was a little bit, I did tell you,
Like watching the latest Borat super difficult for me. I look,
look away, cover my ears, hum a little bit when
I hear him saying something like, oh God, but doing something,
I don't know, it's a little different. I don't know
how I feel about listening back to the Like when
you're a part of it. Yeah, when you're a part
of it, you kind of get lost in it, sort
of doing the action.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Because he's helped out Sea Bass a number of times
as the camera guy for some of the things that
Sea Bass has gone out, like the steal a base
steal Taco thing.
Speaker 14 (02:15:28):
Some of those have been difficult, like for instance, the
seal a based seal of Taco. Like I'll have the
camera and I'll see the workers looking at me, and
then instantly I just start to shut down. I'm like,
I'm live him something like a look. So listening back
to these things should be interesting.
Speaker 9 (02:15:42):
I get it, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
All right, So interview Roulette. Now, this person's a cyber
bully expert. Tell me about this person.
Speaker 7 (02:15:47):
Yeah, this guy is a doctor. He is a licensed
psychologist in New York. His name is doctor Michael Nutch telly.
Is website is ipredator dot Co. You'll hear that from
Randy a few times here, and this is actually he
does a great public service. He's got a fully free,
open source website. He says, you can print out any articles,
post them. This is how to, especially for kids and
young adults, how to disengage and not be cyberbullied, how
(02:16:10):
not to fall into the trap of the trolls. You
hear about this all the time, especially with teenagers. It
gets caught up in these online worlds. Their self esteem plummets, big,
big problems. So Randy, as our youthful tech expert, is
going to talk to the doctor about cyber bullying and
cyber stalking and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
Okay, Interview Roulette, here we go.
Speaker 14 (02:16:28):
I'm here with doctor Michael Mitchell Telly. The ipreader website
can be reached by visiting ipredator dot co. What is ipredator.
Speaker 4 (02:16:35):
Ipredator It includes cyber bullyes, cyber harassers, cyberstalkers, cybercriminals, internet trolls,
cyber terrorists, online predators, and the most depraved of the
bunch is the online child pornography consumer and distributor.
Speaker 14 (02:16:51):
Right, I think my girlfriend put a tracking device on
my phone. I guess she thinks I'm cheating. But all
my fat ass is doing is playing video games and
doing nothing with my life.
Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
I was talking about child preadors. A nice transition. You're
eating so my girlfriends, I think stalking me? Okay, terrific.
Back to my problem.
Speaker 7 (02:17:17):
It's a nice question.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
All my fat ass is doing is playing video games
and doing nothing with my life.
Speaker 4 (02:17:23):
Iseline gaming is a multi billion dollar industry, and unfortunately,
you know some of these individuals. They can spend anywhere
from twelve sometimes sixteen hours a day on line gaming.
Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
Is stan Lee, by the way, sounds like him.
Speaker 7 (02:17:38):
Exuci are like I got a dodge to the well, yeah,
game it could be bad if you get addicted to it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:44):
I've noticed that a lot of these guys are really
good at redirecting back to totally.
Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
That's what what he has, what he was doing. What
he would ask some ridiculous questions. The guy be like, well, yeah,
I was in a coma for six weeks and that
was terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:17:55):
Yeah, but you find some like one word in my
question to tie it back to his things. So which
is good? All these guys spend a ton of time online.
So it's interview roulette. Brandy is interviewing a cyber bully expert. Now, doctor,
I live with my mom, you know, like a loser.
And in case I'm sil walking on my feverishly joeing
to scat point, is there a way I can get
that blocked up from my internet history? I mean, I
(02:18:17):
gotta get my wack on, gotta get my.
Speaker 14 (02:18:25):
Scat I was playing like a little game in my
head every time set me one of these pat the papers, like,
I wonder who wrote this question or who wrote that?
Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
Ques was me?
Speaker 7 (02:18:36):
To be fair, I had it in like a loser.
Speaker 2 (02:18:38):
Yeah, good at it? Yeah, oh my god, cyber bully
expertally know about this, right. And by the way, you've
been living with your mom for a long time. Now,
my entire life, your entire life, I'm saying, like, you know,
have you as an adult though, but have you been
caught by your mom either solo time or no, no,
(02:18:58):
no no, but I mean para.
Speaker 14 (02:19:00):
You always hear about how parents act like they don't know.
So how do you hide it from a Randy I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (02:19:06):
Not do it near her? What do you mean how
do I hide it from some people don't like to
be like when they're in the bathroom to run the
water right exactly, kind of cover things?
Speaker 14 (02:19:16):
What do you do also with these hours I get off?
We get off so early. People are that's all the time.
Ones at the house are working so all the.
Speaker 2 (02:19:23):
Time, all day to Joe question interviewer, lad what do
you say to this one?
Speaker 14 (02:19:29):
Is there a way I can get that blocked up
from my internet history? I mean, I gotta get my
wack on.
Speaker 4 (02:19:36):
Goodness gracious, I mean that's an interesting question. They mean
obviously clear your history, which I do every time I'm off.
And the only person, not even a person, that I
have to worry about is my lovely cat that I
took in as a straighter to love.
Speaker 2 (02:19:49):
A goos Your history locked with the cat?
Speaker 7 (02:19:54):
There you psychologists?
Speaker 2 (02:19:57):
Yeah, interview Roulette Randy talking to the side iber bully experts.
Speaker 14 (02:20:01):
Okay, doctor, so real talk girlfriend. Sometimes I'd be liking
the attention, eyes, get some randos on the internet. Can
a girl of a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:09):
And then you know what I'm saying. Did you write
that of those are you always with the girlfriend?
Speaker 24 (02:20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:20:18):
Yeah, yeah, because that's what a lot of these people
in the do.
Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
Cat when he to watch Catfish, a lot of people
they enjoy the attention.
Speaker 7 (02:20:24):
They just who cares if they're lying to me? I
like the fantasy. Yeah, yeah, that was Randy's question.
Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
All right, can a girl of a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
And then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 24 (02:20:34):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
Uh, you know what I'm saying, can't a girl of
a fantasy?
Speaker 11 (02:20:40):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:20:40):
And then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:20:43):
When you talk about fantasy, I'm into Carl Young. And
what Young talked about is from the moment we wake
up to the moment we go to sleep, is that
we engage in what is called fantasy. What I believe
is that how my offline life is going has a
direct impact.
Speaker 2 (02:21:02):
On what I do on the line.
Speaker 7 (02:21:04):
No dub, all right, that's a deep answer.
Speaker 14 (02:21:06):
Was I was pretty impressive how well he kept his
composure though? Yeah, any questions like what he was saying?
Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
The key on keywords and you give kind of general answer. Yeah,
didn't really address Randy's problem. Yeah, real girlfriend. Interview Roulette
Randy talking to a cyber bully expert. We're gonna have
the remainder of the questions for you coming up next
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (02:21:30):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
The phone number? You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Hang on, it's the
way you I get the bloody bullet points?
Speaker 5 (02:21:37):
Or what do you show?
Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
Next time?
Speaker 12 (02:21:39):
Are we doing this?
Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
We're doing this.
Speaker 22 (02:21:42):
Show?
Speaker 2 (02:21:43):
What do you show?
Speaker 24 (02:21:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21:46):
Interview Roulette continues. We have Randy, who is doing the
honors so good this time around, interviewing the cyber bully expert.
We've heard so much so far. He just wants to
get his whack on. We've heard all about that. Wow.
(02:22:08):
I'll also talked about his girlfriend a little bit. Yeah,
So what's next for the cyber bully expert. Interview Roulette.
Here we go.
Speaker 14 (02:22:17):
I'm talking to doctor Michael mitche Telly, creator of iputitor
dot code. There's no m after the dot co. Now, doctor,
I found my mom's nudes on the family computer.
Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
Is that illegal? What you found your mom's what nudes?
I thought?
Speaker 14 (02:22:35):
I said, news, I know yeah, like what All right,
I'm talking to doctor Michael mitche Telly, creator of iputter
dot code.
Speaker 7 (02:22:42):
There's no M after the dot co oh really just
in case you're wondering.
Speaker 2 (02:22:47):
Yeah, Menace might need that information because he adds letters
to things all the time, just helping people out. CO
No M on there though, he's thrown l Yeah. Now, doctor,
I found my mom's nudes on the family computer? Is
that illegal? All the cyberbully expert? What did he have
(02:23:10):
to say? I found my mom's nudes on the family computer?
Is that illegal?
Speaker 20 (02:23:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:23:17):
I'm sorry you her storing uh, you know, sexually suggestive
material on her computer? Not at all. If you were
to disseminate without her knowing, I guess she could take
you the core, kick you in the ass, and three
you out of the house.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Possibly. Now, good news, it's not illegal. Let me ask
you a question. What would you do if you were
on the computer and all of a sudden you found
your mom's secret folder of nudes and like you saw them,
you opened up going what is this? What would you do?
Whack seemed to be a fan of that you said earlier.
Speaker 14 (02:23:54):
That's what you said. Earth, I'm discussing now I don't
even know what I do. That's inconceivable.
Speaker 2 (02:23:59):
I don't.
Speaker 14 (02:24:00):
I guess I would just start drinking untill I forget.
I don't know, plenty of alcohol the house, figure something out.
Uh you go look for a roofie or a roof
to jump off of it at first.
Speaker 2 (02:24:12):
Yeah, she has needs. All right, So Randy's interview Roulette.
Speaker 14 (02:24:16):
I'm here with doctor Michael Nicheitelli, New York State License
Psychologists and cyper psychology researcher and doctor. Whenever someone insults
my friend menace online, he will look up their home
address and send them a picture of it. That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 10 (02:24:31):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:24:34):
Send them a picture of his address. He sends them
the picture of their own house. House. Yeah, yeah, oh
I love the non question.
Speaker 4 (02:24:43):
Well yeah, I mean that could fall under you know, trolling,
that could fall under cyber harassment, or it could you know,
standing up for one, so defending one.
Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
So right, Yeah, that's thank you because it wasn't it
was unprovoked. It's an answer to somebody attacking you. That's
like trying to Yeah, you didn't start it, yeaheah, you
can start the fire.
Speaker 10 (02:25:08):
I know where you live and they're always trying to
be like secretive and pretend that we can't find out.
Speaker 2 (02:25:13):
Who they are here. Yeah, here's a picture of your house. Yeah,
no words needed. Pretty sweet, all right. Interview Roulette, Rady's
talking to the cyber bully expert.
Speaker 14 (02:25:23):
Next question, now, doctor, let's just say, hypothetically, I really
wanted to cyber bully someone. What's the best way to
do it without getting caught?
Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
That's good question. Yeah, I'll be in jail and your
professional experience, it would be the best way to knock
you a cod hypothetically, of course, doctor. Hypothetically.
Speaker 4 (02:25:47):
Well, the first thing is, so when you're talking about
trawling or cyber harassment, you're now moving into the realm
of targeting people, engaging and disinformation, doing whatever you can
to character assassinate a person's reputation and their trustworthiness online.
Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
Didn't really answer my question than that's what's the best
way to do it. It's called the VPN. Thanks for
the tip, stock and knock it busted.
Speaker 7 (02:26:14):
I know that that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
I know what it is. I've learned. Thanks for the info.
You're useless. All right, it's an interview Roulette. It's Randy
with the cyber bully expert.
Speaker 14 (02:26:25):
Now I'm here a doctor Michael niche Telli, New York
has state license, p like collegist creator of the eye predator? Uh, doctor,
I ate dog food the other day. That's clearly it
is this question. Yeah, oh my god, is that yours?
Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
Yeah? Okay, thanks the question the other day, and that's
just the question.
Speaker 10 (02:26:54):
That I just want to see what how the guy
would read.
Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
Okay, so it's just a statement. It's not even a quest.
Speaker 14 (02:27:00):
All right, I ate dog food the other day. Okay,
all right, I'm serious. I did it was it was
not pleasant, but it is something that I did. Am
I an eye predator?
Speaker 9 (02:27:11):
For that?
Speaker 3 (02:27:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (02:27:13):
You're not an eye predator? Now that I was just
thinking of my cat for my Her name is Brooklyn.
By the way, I don't want to say too much
because she'll start me yelling, and I want.
Speaker 2 (02:27:27):
To keep this professionals professional?
Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
Am I?
Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
I didn't add that it was a good embellishment. He
ran what you could have done. You said, I ate
dog food and I got roasted online for it. Yeah, well,
just to see what he would say.
Speaker 14 (02:27:46):
Well, I don't want to throw him off, though, you know,
because I know what the questions at least at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:27:49):
I mean, you just said I ate dog food.
Speaker 14 (02:27:52):
I know, but that was the first response where he
actually was like he didn't stick to what like was like,
uh yeah, he was taking it back, so I didn't
want to lose him.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
It reminds me of my cat's food. Yeah, I don't know, Brooklyn.
I learned so much, right, get it. Because I'm in
New York, everything has to be like I'm surprised to
just name it. Tribeca named the kid or the cat
soho or garbage on the sidewalk. But I don't want
(02:28:23):
him because it will interfere with this very lucid conversation.
Speaker 14 (02:28:28):
Now you're a doctor, Michael mitche Telli, New York, has
state license psych collegist, creator of the Eye Predator. Uh, doctor,
I ate dog food the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
Yeah, congratulations, So my mom's naked eating dog food. I
like Scott Porne.
Speaker 14 (02:28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
So I emailed the doctor after he talked to us.
He's like, hey, thanks a lot for having me on.
I can really tell mister Randy knows his stuff. You
know your stuff. He's all about the cybersecurity. All my
fat ass is doing is playing video games and doing
(02:29:07):
nothing with my life.
Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
Eyeline. Gaming is a multi billion dollar industry. Unfortunately, you
know some of these individuals. They can spend anywhere from
twelve sometimes sixteen hours a day on line gaming.
Speaker 2 (02:29:21):
Yeah, thanks a professional. But Reddy did a nice job.
Very nice. We look forward to Raby. Who's next? Oh yeah,
wait an interview roulette. Wait, we'll be waiting for a while.
See how she does that bitch? Oh, I don't know.
I think she'll do.
Speaker 14 (02:29:39):
Well as someone who hates cringe. This wasn't that bad.
That's pretty fun. You got this, She'll do great, You
got it all. It's the one show will be right back.
Speaker 30 (02:29:45):
Hang For example, the first thing that we make now
instead of akoockle clock, see this is a poopole clock.
And what we did see is we took them turns
and we crammed them in between the number there. So
that's one, thirty, two, thirty, three thirty.
Speaker 18 (02:29:57):
They show creating awkward moments between uber drivers and their
customers since twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
Now what are you show? We're going to be right back,
But what do you show? I'll be right back
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