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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's. Due to the graphic nature of this program, Listener
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody, Morning wood Today is Monday, December
the sixteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
We are the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
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valuable time this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
My name's Woody. That's great. Gory. We got Menace, what
is up? Gratis here?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
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Speaker 1 (01:27):
Alight, Yeah, come on it for you on the show today.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, we always do like an Ask the Woody
Show or am I the Ahole kind of thing where
we're answering your questions, gonna get your opinion. We have
a little office argument going on, and we'll get your
take on also the internet cesspool.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Check in on that after ours voicemail some of.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The stuff you've been leaving at eight seven seven forty
four Woody plus Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Gory All babe or eye roll.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I love that, And we're gonna give you a chance
to brag like Sea Bass. Oh yeah, be just blatantly
braggs all the time, honesty. But hey ma, it's something
good going on in your life and you've been dying
to just brag about it unashamed.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You could do that on the show this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's a bunch of other random stuff and thoughts that
we're going to get to today.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
One super quick one I had for you, would he Yeah,
because you hate road trips, Yes, Would you rather drive
across the country or take a train across the country?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh god, uh.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
In that train that I thought specifically of you?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I figured you would do car because you have
more control.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Exactly if I'm in the car, I'd want to be driving,
but I don't want to be the person driving the
entire time. Yeah, And I'm also not comfortable really as
a passenger, especially for long distances either way. At least
on a train, I can kind of, you know, zone out,
do something else to distract myself.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think that food car right in the bar car.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think that's one of.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Those things that sounds romantic like in other words, not
like romance, romance, the idea of it sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Really one of those cars with the bed.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The bed already you know you're in the Swiss Alps
and they have like the glass ones, so you can
see that the glass dome cars.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
It'd be so great, it's possible. I just go to
New York to La. Here's a train will take you
with one one change sixty seven hours.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sixty hours.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What is that cost?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I wonder, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's fine out.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm thinking it's pretty damn.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Expense by amtreach like a nice car, I know, I want,
like a sleep like the.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Ones through Canada are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, you'd have to have a sleeper car, right, I mean,
if it would imagine train trip that long, well have them.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm sure there's a budget.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's like you're sitting in a coach seat for sixty
seven hours.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I could. Oh, people do it on Greyhound all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh that's true. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Because I think the incentive is not there because it's
not cheap.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Okay, there we go, Uh, sixty seven hour New York
to LA private rooms. Oh, nine hundred dollars per person. Yes,
it's gone crazy, That's what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You can fly coast to coast five or six hours
right for less than Okay, that is expensive redact. Yeah,
like you have to do it just for the experience
of being on the train totally.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
But Greg, would you rather do that than fly on
a plane?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yes? Yeah, Greg, Like if the next trip we have,
I'll just be like, hey, I gotta leave early because
I got to get there.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I got to train it. If you can train it
coach sleeping in a coach seat for one hundred eighty.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Four dollars, now, that would be torture.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's time to load up on some of your pills
that you take for flying, you know, because September is
going to be Uh it's I'm super busy, man, I know,
super a lot of travel, a lot of planes.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Okay, but Greg, who's there for you on the plane?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's true? Yeah, we all are. We're all going to
sit together.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Your hands so warm, thank you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So uh oh, speaking of of Greg, and what does
he do when he's home? Like, well, you know, because
I have need, I've made the joke because Greg doesn't
really share a ton other than they're like, you know,
some yard work or maybe like you know, sitting next
to the pool.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Right, Yeah, there's only so many back parties like later
after Yeah, get so, Like I've.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Always said, kind of a joke, Like I picture Greg,
like he gets home from work, he sits on the couch,
hands folded on his lap and just sits there quietly
waiting for Mario.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
To get home.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And as soon as Mario walks in, he goes, oh
my god, I've missed you so much, like how your
dog waits. But Greg had actually a question for all
of us about like what do we do to kill time?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What do you do to kill when you're not at home?
Because I have have you ever had this situation? I'm
wondering what people do. I have a friend visiting and
she is flying in and it's arrival time is too
late to go right after work, and it's too early
to go home, so I have about two hours to
(06:02):
kill around work, if that makes sense. Okay, So it's
like too little time to go home, too much time
to just sit around to.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Pick your friend up at the airport. Yeah, let me
tell you, Like, I'll tell you exactly, what.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Would you go to a restaurant? Would you? What would
you do?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I order them an Uber or I get a car
service of something.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm glad you brought that up. This particular person is
worse than me. She literally doesn't have Uber, has never
used it, and it doesn't know how you set it
up for I could set it up for her, or
do you think that would be rude?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Or you could do an old timey like not old timing,
but they still like car services you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Know where they have your name on it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh yeah, a little Yeah, yeah, you can do that too.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Pay all that money instead of just picking them up.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We're killing two hours. Two hours, that's just that's just
until two hours, just until they get there. And then
there's the travel time to and from the airport that
you're got to You got to add on to that.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
That's your whole day.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, like like like what is your time worth?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh yeah, but I mean let's say you work, what
what would you do for after work?
Speaker 10 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I know that's what I wanted.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
If I had to kill two hours, I would probably
go to Costco or Target.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Obviously, don't buy any food items because I don't want
to keep in the car, and then yeah, I'll go
grab something to eat. You know it's gonna be have
to work, I'm sure you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But Greg won't buy himself somewhere.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well, yeah, well this is what I do. I go
through a drive through and I eat in my car.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The last time I had a friend visit and I
had to kill time, I got a bagel and sat
in my car.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Yeah, you can just go to the mall.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Are there any fast food places that serve cottage cheese
and sweet potatoes, right and tomatoes and off a car?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, if you like to do that, yeah, you can
pull up to a place and then they'll just bring
it to your car, like like a whole food So
what are they called grocery stores? Yeah, okay, yeah you
can do the curves.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I pick up and then just eat in your car.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Because there's nothing I hate more than just having time
to kill and not really having a plan, right, you know,
like I'm just waiting for a certain time to pick
this person up at the airport?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What should I do now?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, that this is a luxury that I have afforded myself.
Is the car service the minute I had the opportunity
to do it. No more picking that. I don't pick
anybody up at the airport.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I hate it. I really I used to. I used
to do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
But like how I uh, I finally got a place
years and years ago, my first place that had the
washer and dryer in the apartment. I never went back
like now, like I'm saying, like, you never go back
after you have that unless you have to, and then uh.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Make my parents do it. I don't pick them up right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And then the thing is like when I got to
the point where, okay, so how often do I really
have somebody flying in the time I got to pick up?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Not that much.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Almost never.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's I had to be like every week, that'd be
a different set of mathematics and stuff. But if it's
every once in a while, I don't go to the
airport for anybody anymore. Not my parents, not anybody that
comes in. Nobody about the wife, no nice, no, I
send them in a car. They're on to my in
laws and stuff. I set the car up and boom,
see you.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Now, what about when you're traveling to family, do they
pick you up?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Uh? Well you always run a car.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Oh, so you're good both way?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah? Ok, yeah, nobody's sitting there picking me up.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Right. I mean if you can't uber from the airport
to your friend's house, right, means you don't have like
fifty dollars, you know, can you tell your friend don't
you have fifty dollars? No, it's not that we can
tell them for her. She doesn't even use it.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
So you appreciate her coming to visit you.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
One hundred percent, so then you can pick her up
from the airport and appreciation like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hen you're staying at my house here?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, I'm very happy that she's coming. I just don't
know how to kill two hours.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hence staying at the house. Hence all the meals that
I'm sure he's going to cover and pay for everything else.
The booze, Yeah, all the booze and everything else. That's plenty.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Now, Greg, when you have a guest in staying at
your home, do you refrain from sexual activities so not
to make noise and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Not necessarily er your walls.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
He's so wasted he doesn't know exactly to.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Do it right in front of her.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
One time, a long time ago, I did get caught
because I thought the bedroom door was closed and it
was no.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yeah, but it wasn't locked.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It wasn't it wasn't even Well, something I learned years ago,
and I was very surprised to hear. There's actually a
lot of chicks who like watching gay porn. Yeah, apparently
more than I ever thought. Apparently straight chicks, straight chicks.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Well though, because if you guys watched, like watching two
chicks together, then you know, double schlong doesn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Right, Well, it depends on where they go.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, it could be like a DP.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh yeah, right then double schlong is not good. That's right.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Eighty four. Woodie hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah, let us know
what you end up doing.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well, I'll probably do the menace thing and go to
the mall the.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Mall, go yeah, run some errands.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Something, get the car washed. Yes, you called two hours
right there, right.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, you turn that down just a little bit, but
I would they could listen to the radio, reads the volume.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
I don't see why I should have to turn down
the radio into assisting.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's the Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Pop quiz.
If you drop your phone in water, what do you do?
Nothing these days?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
But Apple is officially warning you not to put it
in rice smart small particles of the rice can get
in there and damage the phone, like through the charging port.
Apple also says no foreign objects please. And the connector
like cute tips, paper towels, things like that. People try
to clean those things out.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
I saw the one that was very satisfying where they
took super glue, poured it into connector areas and then
you'll tease it out. It's awful of hair and garbage.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Super glue.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Yeah, just they just just set enough where it sticks,
like like that nose here, wax waxing.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, okay, Now I found the stuff that you can
use to clean like the vents and stuff from your car,
like the little nooks and cranit it's almost like slim.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Like, yeah, I might still have it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah yeah, and apparently it works really well. I'm not
trying to yet, but I like for the OCD.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
In me sounds satisfying.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
It works once.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Because then I was like, oh, I guess you're supposed
to rinse it off.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
You are not?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, I ruined it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, but they're saying like the phone's now just way
more sophisticated than they used to be. Like you guys
just mentioned you know, some can handle certain levels of water.
You even have a liquid detection warning that tells you
if your charging port gets wet. So if it does
get wet, you're supposed to just dry it with a
cloth and then just tap gently on the phone to
quote drain the water from the ports.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I just try to get the water out of the
ports and then leave it in the dry area with
some airflow and avoid using any cables until it's completely dry.
Is that the stuff?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Yeah too, that's it.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
For probably five years.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
We'll use that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, And so like Greg, you take this out and
you basically yeah, stick it into like the vents and
everything and just pull it out and it just takes
all the I don't want to finger it up here,
but they it'll grab all the dust.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
And we could have used that on our old sound board,
I know.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
God.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah, in this studio, A ministers to the laptop see
kind of food part.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Oh my god, I feel like you would know this.
There's also an app I used to have it. I
took it off those taking up two face where if
you get your phone wet, it like vibrates at a
certain like decibel level or whatever like hz V or whatever,
and then it shakes the Yeah thinks it shakes the
water out of the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like something that wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Although I mean I've dropped my phone and like you
know pool, you know whatever, and fine, take it out
right away, just kind of shake it off, set it
on the side, and then it seems to be fine.
I've lucked out so far.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Just put in the microwave something called clear wave, the
clear Wave app.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, maybe remember the fix for like the Xbox or whatether.
It was supposed to wrap a towel around the xbox
and like let the people are like, oh, well, it
creates enough heat inside that it would take like where
people were soldering the uh. They felt that it would
it would fix the uh the cards inside, like the
circuits really inside that well it would actually like Noah,
(14:15):
doesn't what.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Happened to the good old days of just like blowing
on the cartridge and putting.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It back in us and then you put it back
in the Nintendo and boom beautiful. Yeah, work, great, that's
all you needed. Well, you can do that with the
port on the phone. Yeah, you're sitting there, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
And there's a funny animation online where the those cartridges
are alive and they go just pretend not to work,
and then people blow on them and they go oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Yeah, kind of like uh yeah, oh yeah, that's the spot, right.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, blow into me. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Monday morning, and my name is Woody. That's Greg Gory
Boy would Menace is here. He also serves as our
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Thank you for your service Menace on your social media platforms.
Sea Bass is here. Yeah, our current employee of the month.
We're getting down here to the end of the month,
we're gonna have to crown another.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Employee of the month.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So that'll be you get to take that plaque home
Sea Bass and display with all your other really cool
stuff you have hanging up in your apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, I rejected the award and I don't have a plaque.
Y should do.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
It's on the wall, it's in the office. It's been
there all month, right there. Yeah, been being it's been
it's been being there.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
To look at it now, wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well not because I need you. Uh yeah, there's a
there's Sammy, Fine, go.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Get the plaqu hurry up, yeah, bring it in here?
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number?
Sent us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Well,
the reason I'm the reason that I want him in
here is because there was a big argument in the
office the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Good god, it was a two hour argument. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
So okay, Literally, here's here's a question for everybody listening.
Whatever your hometown is, maybe it's not even like your city,
your home city, but your home state. Are people always
talking about something that is quote famous, like you know,
you know, Nashville Hot Chicken is an example that Sea
(16:32):
Bass brought up at one point because remember everybody started
talking about Nashville hot chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh, Kentucky Fried Chicken came out with a Nashville hot chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Right now, Sea Bass is originally from Nashville, and it
was just like all of a sudden, it was every
It went from being really nowhere to now everywhere had
it on the menu, Nashville Falo hot.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
We want Nashville hot.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's better, right, And so somehow I was like, wait
a minute, how did he mean? Like, I'm from there.
I don't even recognize this.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I mean there's princes that's been around forever, but that
was about it.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Right, right, And well, so the thing is what he's right,
It came out of nowhere. And I talked to the
people who were born and raised naturally, They're like, yeah,
that just became that popped into.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What is this thing?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I lived in Saint Louis for a while, and while
I've heard the name, nobody can really tell me exactly
what it was like. But I don't know what that means,
because I know there's a barbecue, there's there's with sauce,
and then some are like just dry rub.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Right, Kansas City versus Texas versus North Caroline up correct St.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Louis.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Now there were Saint Louis style ribs that you'll see
on what and ago I don't know that Another example
more accurately from Saint Louis. There's a Saint Louis style bagel,
meaning that it's a bagel that they slice in little
slices like bread.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Vertical slice. Yeah, but multiple.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
My wife born and raised in Saint Louis. I lived
a lot of my adult life in Saint Louis. Nobody,
I know, my in law, nobody had ever heard of this.
Nobody had ever seen this. It's not like when people
get bagels. This is how they cut him in Saint Louis.
Somebody has made this a thing on the internet.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I think that was more of a made up thing.
There's there's no real history with that one.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Is there.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
So some thing from your home city, your home state
that is associated and people go, oh, it's whatever, style whatever,
and you're like, what is that huh And everybody seems
to be a mystery to them. Well, we bring this
up because my hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sea Bass brings up
Pittsburgh style steak because we were talking about a couple
other things. There's a Pittsburgh style salad which is not
(18:23):
hard just hardly a salad. It's iceberg lettuce right, and
now it doesn't always have to be steak, but most
people like to put the steak on it. So a
steak salad really, say, okay, or chicken, you'll put chicken
on it. Now here's what makes it the Pittsburgh style.
They'll put French fries on it, because they do everything
with French fries, and they put shredded cheese and some
(18:45):
hard boiled eggs. Yeah, so you.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Have that.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Steak and fries, which is great, with then some crappy
iceberg lettuce under.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I mean taco salad is considered a you know, they
call it a salad. It's not really a salad anyway.
We talk about that. We talked about the Pittsburgh style sandwich,
which is like a Primanny Brother sandwich with again French fries, coleslaw.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
With ye, so I'd like to put an egg on I.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Get the cheese.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Great, that's a Also that's a San Diego style or
Mission style burrito with the frog.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Well they call it California style burrito.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Okay, So something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Good example on the on the text like, yeah, Detroit
style pizza was never a thing until recently. It is
funny and it's not even really a thing here in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It kind of is. I only heard about it when
we went to Detroit.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
And an hour to go get it, so it wasn't
readily available anywhere because I went to the Detroit style
pizza that's downtown.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
I forget what it's called. It was damn good. I
don't know wherever we went. We had to take an airplane.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
And the other difference was of rectangle. That was it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well, it goes up to the cheese and the sauce
goes all the way to the edge.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
That's there.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Not that great.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, Saint Louis style pizza basically ketch up on a cracker.
It's like the really thin crust pizza. And they used
this mid sauce and they used this cheese, this hybrid
cheese of alone in Mazzarella's legal birthday Bay. It's got
nasty aftertaste and it just sticks to the roof of
your mouth. It's disgusting. But that's the thing people were saying, Louis,
(20:09):
they know what that is.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's one of the few things I've ever eaten that
I literally couldn't continue it was so great.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
But anyways, so style steak, so seamask goes what about
Pittsburgh style steak, and I go, what the hell is that?
I've never heard that my entire life, and he's like,
he's getting very impassionate in his argument.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I've just never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So I called my dad, who he's in his sixties
and he's lived in Pittsburgh his entire life. He's never
heard of it. He's like, what is that? Didn't hear
about it? He called Pittsburgh City Hall? They never heard
of it? Now city Hall.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
The mass picked up the phone, called the Steelers Sideline store, right, yeah,
the pro store, the steel steel and stuff. Yeah, and
the lady who had they had never heard of.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
She said, is that with the fries on top?
Speaker 6 (20:56):
To be fair, the reason I was so impassionate is
because I I googled it, which I'm good at doing,
and there were five hundred articles that describe Pittsburgh style steak.
So I'm like, well, this is clearly a thing. It's
not a thing nobody there has been. I called Del
was A Del Frisco's downtown. I said, you guys serve
a steak Pittsburgh style. She's like, oh yeah, black and bluey, absolutely,
she knew exactly what I was talking.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, but if you call a radio person ask him
a radio question, I'm sure they're going to know.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Like, which is.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Why I don't blame your dad. Like if you could
have called any other restaurant, like not a steak place.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Right, if I called But if I call my dad
and my mom and asked him anything about Nashville culture,
they won't know, just because they're old people who just
don't do that kind.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But see, that was his go to answer for everything, Like, well,
what do you call your dad? He doesn't go out?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, what I did? I called somebody else. This guy
goes out to record Denny's program director. He's going out
a lot and doing different things.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
That's a better example.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, So we called, We called our buddy David. David
picks up, and we asked him what it was. He goes, uh, yeah,
and he did hear about it. But here's the thing.
This guy's lived in Pittsburgh for thirty years. Okay, he
only heard about it a month ago, a month or
so ago on a Royal Caribbean cruise.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Nowhere in Pittsburgh did you hear about this? So it's international.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
No, you heard it about on a cruise and it
was on the menu, it's in Pittsburgh style steak.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Can you go?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Can waiter?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Can I ask you a question in person from Pittsburgh?
What the hell is a Pittsburgh style steak?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Black and blue? So push, by the way, it's hot
sear to the outside. And by the way, there's Pittsburgh
restaurants that serves the supposedly the way steel workers eight.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
It's a steak and you call it steakhouse, and they
know what it's about.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
It's black, it's seared black on the outside, but other
than that, it's rare on the inside.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
And my other point to this is there's literally a
small chain of steakhouses called Pittsburgh Blue Steakhouses.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So clearly it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
So they have okay, but they're the place, right, Like,
there's one place in Pittsburgh. There's a Pittsburgh they call
it Pittsburgh style pizza and it's called Bettos Medos dude,
And oh as if everybody's clamoring for this, no they're not.
There's one place that sells this crowd. They bake the crust,
they bake the sauce, and then they put everything else
wrong es yeah, loose cheese, and it's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'd never even heard of it, never heard of it anyway.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
So somebody text overs said, I'm from Baltimore and you
hear Baltimore style wings on their menu.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I've never heard of that, And.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's one thousand percent not a thing in Baltimore.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What's a Baltimore's what it makes it?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Ball?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't because at least with you're the Google experts
on Google.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Like with Nashville hot is different than Buffalo hot because
it doesn't rely as much on the vinegar and cayenne.
It's more of like a smoky I forget what it
is exactly. I couldn't even tell you, but it's a
different style of heat. So there's at least a difference there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Can I ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Uh, where did you even come across this Pittsburgh style
steak thing?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Well, I as you folks who don't know this, but
before I joined the Woody Show, I was a food
writer for Thrillist.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
I was their local. So you just get you get used.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You hear terms, you hear like, and I would I
fully agree with you in that certain things are more ubiquitous.
Manis so a Philly cheese steak? People know because the
names there are cheese steak, but people know that's. Oh,
I know what that is, Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Again,
it's in the name. They know what that is. World
famous Nashville Hot Chicken. People like, Oh, they don't know
(24:07):
exactly why it's that, but they may know. And I
in Pittsburgh, I think Pittsburgh Style Steak is down that
list where it's not as famous at all.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But again, I but I mean not famous at all.
I guess there were.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Five hundred articles recipes.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
There's a chain of restaurants called Pittsburgh Blue Steak is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, it might be great, but that's not the point.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
That's not that's I'm not arguing it's as known as,
like I said, a Philly cheese steak.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
But it is definitely a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Of course. Okay, So does it exist? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Does anybody even in Pittsburgh know it exists? The percentage
I would be if you went on the streets and
went to wherever you wanted to go, and you would
ask them one hundred people with ten Maybe.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
We look at the timeline on Google.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Oh, the Google trends. That's a good point because when
I googled it. There were articles going back is you know,
twenty something years and that's just the Internet. And again
apparently it's if you don't respect Pittsburgh steel workers, that's
on you.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Coparently that's how they their steaks.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Are there any left, jez, This is this is probably apocryphal, menace,
But they say that that's the reason it's called Pittsburgh
style blue is the steel workers would have their their
they bring raw steak to work like you do, and
they wouldn't have anything to cook it on, so they
had just sh on the hot steel or with their
wedding torches. That's why it's charred on the outside and
on the raw.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, so that's a legend.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Just throwing this out there, not sure if there's anything
like this from whatever city or state that you are,
from your hometown and like what people know or don't know?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Like if you if you told me Nashville hot Chicken
today and I was like, what, no one's ever heard
of that, and you google it and found five hundred results,
I'd say, you know what I was wrong?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
You would never come oh bless.
Speaker 14 (25:47):
Unfortunately, we do know that there is some fecal shedding
blessed equals shedding.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
The wood show creating awkward moments between Uber drivers and
their customers.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Is twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
We're going to be right back, be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
This is like a boom.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's like gi a dome eight seven seven text us
over to two ton.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh this is unfortunate. This guy he got bitten on
the testicles by twelve foot python while he was sitting
on the toilet. Yeah, so he beat the snake to
death with a toilet brush. Nice, damn, that's a strong
toilet brush.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Now that didn't really go through the toilet.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Or did he put in?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah? What's it's Thailand?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Sexual?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm gonna say what country?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah guy in Thailand. Okay, Yeah,
it's back to school time. Louisville, Kentucky. The Jefferson County
School District, they changed their bus routes this year, so
I left some kids without easy access to transportation. So
a group of middle schoolers they protested by recording a
hip hop song called where my bus at?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Where your grammar is at? It's a better question.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Well that's why they're going to school sea be All right,
here's a I believe they call this a bop, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, there we go. That's really good. That's a
(27:34):
good bop. You know that's goods all right.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
They're trying to do what this kid, these kids from
Europe are doing, or they're making songs like this, and
the kids from Europe are just like making straight bangers.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, that's not AI. It's I mean, you know somebody
actually made that. It's very decent. I like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
What do you give Elon's AI stuff menace? Have you
messed around with that at all?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No, you're just talking about this stuff that's on X.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, because he's getting a bunch of stuff. Is all
this like real? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Because there's like there's no film fake stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's because a lot of times when you go to like,
let's say you wanted to, I want a picture of
Greg Gory in a bikini, most AI image generators would
not let you do.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That because it's a sexual.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But Elon, if you click on X and you click
on the little X logo, you can.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Say, like try it right now.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Actually, okay, yeah, Greg Gory from The Woody Show and
a bikini, you might have to have premium like I do,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Oh Greg Cory from the Woods premium.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Oh while you're doing that, you want to tell everybody
what happened with your cart narks thing, which like you
were trying to register.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
So if you're a small business person.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Understand, Okay, So I so to get verified on the
Facebook and Instagram platforms. They will they'll do it for
you for a fee, which is what Twitter does too.
But they want you to have a business license. So
I said, okay, I might as well get a business
license for cart arcs. Make it official. I already have
insurance because I know if I gets this company's not
saving me. So I go through the process, get the LLC,
(29:04):
and I get fifteen pieces of mail and like, oh,
what's all this? And it looks real official for cotton
Arks LLC business blah blah blah blah blah, And it's
like you could get a thousand and fifteen hundred dollars
fine right now if you don't have the employee safety
workplace you know posters and the human trafficking poster.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Do people have to do that they're running a business
out of their house.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That's the question I had because I but these letters
look super official, like five pay US eighty five dollars.
We'll send you a post right now to avoid this fine.
Like oh, and then at the bottom, this is not
correspondence from a government official. This like, oh, it's a
scammer who's trying to scare PEO.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Gave up your information the government. But yeah, because it's
now now it's public.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Well yeah, because I remember one point we created an
LLC because you used to be able to do stuff,
you know, as a show and so like for some
of our business dealings. Yeah, people would pay the corporation
and then anyway, so we signed up and did the
whole thing. Never end up being able to use it
because there were some loopholes that were closed from the government.
(30:06):
And so we had this business that was opened for
I don't know, maybe a year or so, closed it down.
But still to this day, I get all this stuff
sent to me.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, you know, and scare tactics.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And big fat, really expensive catalogs of like all the
office equipment stuff like garbage cans, filing cabinets. Yeah, stuff
for like the cleaning solutions and.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, just because you're on a list now yeah right, yeah,
wet floor signs.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
But I can imagine like you, like you're a plumber
or whatever or something or some kind of consultant and
you sign up and.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Get all this What the hell?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
All right, so greg I got the This is the
Elon Grock Ai Okay, Gregory from The Wooden Show in
a bikini.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
A dude, it doesn't look like you at all. I know.
I wish I looked like that. Yeah, keep eating those.
Uh somebody Sammy would like it's so real.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Yeah, he has Glenn Powell. He's attractive, he doesn't have
a bikini on.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, it looks like.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
How about this one. This guy, he's at a bar
in Rhode Island. It's called Dead Beats. Sounds like a
cool place. These three guys in their thirties walked up
to him, dragged him out, and beat him up so
bad that he lost consciousness and they may have broken
his jaw.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sounds he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
But the initial reports they said that they beat up
the dude over a song that he played on the jukebox.
No word on what that song was, and the owner
of Dead Beats ain't snitching. They're denying there was even
a fight in the first place. However, he felt because
of social media, and I guess it is a pretty
popular place. There were a number of people who were there,
so obviously a lot of people had questions. And so,
(31:48):
according to people on social media who claimed they were there,
the victim was harassing the female bartenders and some other
women at the bar that night, and he kept playing
square dance music on the jukebox just to annoy everybody,
and so they were skipping his songs, which the people
at the bar are able to do. So he starts
harassing the bartenders whatever, which got him even more fired up.
(32:09):
So he shoved a woman and then that's when he
got his ass beat again. All unofficial, but I would
expect that from a place called Dead Beats.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
And I'm looking at this Google street View. This is
one of those bars. You see a lot of these,
like in the Chicago area that are built into the
bottom of what used to be a house.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, in the basement bar, Yeah, which is cool, which
is then you you're subterranean.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Yeah, where do we want to is? I can never
say it correctly? Is Zuza on the track.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Or yeah on the track? It's in New Orleans? Yeah,
and yeah it's right with the whole jazz fest. Yeah,
it's like an old house man some of the best
gumbo and New Orleans barbecue trimp and they had a
New Orleans Barbecue srimp po boy that medic and I dude.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
It's just butter.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, I used good.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I use this by the track, Oh yeah, by the track,
by the track, I use it, I use.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's it's so good built into a house.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
They have one that this this This dude his only
jobs is to come in every day and make the gumbo.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's his only job.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, it's a gift from heaving so good.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Every time I park outside of it, though I think
my car is gonna get broken in.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It might maybe it might, but it's part of the charm.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
Speaker 16 (33:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You know, of all the people here on the show,
Greg is by far the most romantic. There's nothing like
a good romance.
Speaker 17 (33:39):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Greg loves love I do.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
How can you not nothing wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, it just depends. It does get to a point
where it's a little cheesey. It can be cheeseball, it
can be over the top, it can be bumper stickers
on your car. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Now Greg gets started to mention, I said, oh wait,
hold on, I think everybody needs to hear this. I
was a little bit surprised to hear for the first
time ever, Greg was covering his eyes during a commercial
Yes from All Things E Harmony.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
I I would think.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That would be like porn.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I know you would think, yeah, I think there were
still around I issue not.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I physically put my hands in front of my eyes.
It was so disgusting. I guess they have this new
ad campaign where there's someone for everyone, you know, like
it's just a romance thing, and this one particular E
Harmony ad. If anybody's seen it, let me know. There's
a dude standing in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
He has no shirt on, and he's notices something on
(34:38):
his back, so he kind of contorts his back. Oh,
and it's this massive ZiT that is so gross, like
it's comically large. It's disgusting. And then so he realizes
he has the ZiT, can't reach it himself, walks out
into the family room where I guess his girlfriend or
wife is lying watching TV, and he walks up to
(34:59):
her and kind of just sits right in front of
her where she has her legs, and shows her the
ZiT and she reaches up and starts to squeeze it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Chicks love doing that.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Right, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
I think it's just the type of personal female centric Yeah,
Like my daughter is even into it.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
My wife is into most women that I know. They'll
see it even on a person that's not part of
our femin they'll go, let me get it. But yet
my wife is grossed out by doctor pimple popper.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I can't. So I don't even know if it shows.
Well I do know now because Mario was in the
room and I said, can look, and I put my
hands in front of my face. He said, they don't
show it actually happening, but you assume it does happen.
And right after it happens, does he go back to
the bathroom and clean it up.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
And does she wash her hands? No? He just lies
back and lies into her arms and they watch TV
togetherrrus everywhere and thing disgusting again. Are you a.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
For my own? Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Like if you're with a you know, you have boyfriend whatever,
and you see he's got a got a white one, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'm gonna ignore it, pretend it's not there.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I'll see people in public, I'll see people in public,
and I'm like, dude, can I take.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Care of that for you?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
I just don't know how.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
But I'm looking at this commercial right now, and it's
been around for nine months. Really, it only has a
few days ago.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Six six says I saw that commercial last week and
I screamed, I'm with.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
You, Greg, Yeah, it's disturbing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now. Have you ever had to do something for Mario
like that was gross? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Like, because couples, especially after you've been together for a while,
I mean, you experienced gross stuff with each other.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Right after he had back surgery, I had to help
him to the toilet, But I didn't have to do
anything after that, and that's not gross. And I would
have done everything, yeah, of course, because I'm sure he'll
have to do that for me.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah. I did have in the future. I did have
a big old honker on the back like on my hamstring,
like on the back of my of my thigh ingrown
hair or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
And I didn't even know it was there until I
had like a like a random mitch. I went to
itch and I'm like, wow, I can feel it, like
how big a way. I couldn't see it, of course,
and so I'm like wow. So, uh, my wife's like, oh,
let me see it, and she goes and it was
a ZiT on your thigh.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah. I think it started like you said. Maybe it's
like some kind of ingrown hair or something. I don't know.
But she's like, oh, this one's a bleeder too, and
she's like getting it nice. Yeah, but it took care
of it. Now it's gone.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
It feels hey.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
There was one time she had had this procedure done,
you know, like an ablasion where they have to go
into the uterus. I remember that, do like a like
a hot ceiling to burn the whole inside of the
uterus for you know whatever those things that grow anyway. So, uh,
within a week she goes what is going on?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
She walks.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I'm like in bed, I'd just woken up or I
was sleep and she woke me up to take a
look at her vagina and there was like something hanging
from it looked like an extra lip.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Remember that.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Yes, I'm like what I'm trying to forget what.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Is that or something from the head, like you know
whatever from the oblasion whatever had like fallen and like
came through, but it looked like another like another lady.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Pull it out or like what they want to touch.
It was like I kind of looked. I kind of
looked like I said, does it Does it hurt? Because no?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Anyway, so she made an emergency appointing with her doctor
and Doc's like, oh well that's just It's like, oh ok.
But anyway, you see stuff. I mean I watched childbirth,
so I mean anything after that seems to be pretty
just like yeah, I wouldn't be any You can poop
the door open, you can pop pimples, none of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Is gonna skive me out. Yeah yeah, but like you
do stuff like that, like are like, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Here?
Speaker 16 (38:43):
Look?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Check it out? Is this a buttons?
Speaker 16 (38:46):
It?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Seven seven forty four Woody Text over to two to
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Speaker 1 (38:52):
Ladies.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Are you are you a ZiT monster? Do you like
getting after him? Text over yes or no? Over to
two ninety seven. We'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back. Hi.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
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Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, thank you for being here giving us some of
your valuable time today. Phones are open at eight seven
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text over to two to nine eighty seven after ours
voicemails in fact, I have a few that we can
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(39:36):
get ahold of us. A lot of things on the
Internet that you can find that which, by the way,
this hour, the internet is a cesspools some examples that
just a few things that I wanted to I just
wanted to highlight because I mean, people all the time
have their two cents. We get the crossroads emails and
things like that, but it doesn't matter what it is.
(39:57):
And all the different platform be it Facebook, any of
the social media stuff, or even if you go on
on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Reddit seems to be the worst. Yeah, usually that seems
to be where all like all the biggest trolls are.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
I disagree. I think it's Twitter by far.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Twitter, because for Reddit you have to, like you have
to go and find the specific thing you're you want
to talk about, which means you're usually a fan. But
with Twitter, it could just pop up on your timeline
anyway and you could be like, oh, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I always do experiments with myself because when I look
at Twitter, I get depressed every time, and I think
maybe today I won't and then I look at Twitter
for ten minutes and I'm like, I want to jump
off a break.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
If it's just nasty, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, terrible. Yeah, it's fine, I mean, but like if
it is it about.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You, no, not at all, but like every just everything
is news is bad news, right, So that's by definition,
and then it's enhanced, right and it's just people hating
on everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Uh so we'll get to that coming up here later
on in MBA.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Just a couple except I found more and Menace was
looking for some stuff too, just to bring up. But yeah,
well we'll read a couple of those for you. Pretty
pretty interesting after ours. Voicemails eight seven seven forty four.
What are the same number that you call in with
during the show. After the show, if you're listening on
podcasts or whatever it might be, you can always leave
us a message follow up on things. And we did
(41:19):
that brag like Sea Bass segment, and this woman is
following up with hers Hi Woody show.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
This is Sarah, and I have a brag like Sea Bass.
In less than two weeks, my husband and I are
flying to Japan. There's a daily mention them Japan. Yeah,
and going on a ten day Princess cruise around Japan,
both our first time in Japan and my husband's first cruise.
But the best part is the kids will be staying
home and being watched by Grandma Nice.
Speaker 18 (41:44):
It's going to be more excited.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Bye bye, bye bye Nice.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Look.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Any vacation minus kids, that's a vacation. Everything else with kids,
that's a trip.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, it's like a great one.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, well I would. I've looked into that, but we
just don't. We don't have ten days off in a
row round here.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
But me could do it over the holidays. We usually
have at least ten days.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
I see that that's cold.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I want to be warm. I want to see the
cherry blossom.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Oh nice? Yeah, okay cool? See how had this one?
This is a cart nark related one.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
So I had a total moment today and Aged Seves would.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Be proud of me.
Speaker 19 (42:19):
So I was at Aldi and one thing I've never
seen before. Was a cart left out at Aldi really weird.
It was parked by my car on the grassy parts.
I don't remember what cart narks calls that when they
park it there, but anyway, so I put my stuff away,
I put my car back, and then I decided to
put that cart back and I got a free quarter out.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Of it because the quarter was still in it.
Speaker 19 (42:43):
So again, never seen the cart left out at Aldi
and I got a free quarter, So that was cool. Anyways,
thought about you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I love the show.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
I love all you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Bye. Yeah nice.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That's so as you worked out really well for us
because not only the people like to watch the cart
nark videos, but people think about us every time there
at any place has a cart.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I mean brain. And to her point, yeah, I don't
even bother at all because, like what she said, if
even if someone doesn't want their quarterback, someone else will
usually grab it for you pretty damn quick.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
You want that quarter.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Uh, this is a grass isn't always greener. On the
other side, we were talking about people like, oh, I
can eat whatever I want. I don't gain weight, I
can't I try, and this person is, uh, you.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Have something along those lines, though, Woodie, what's that when
I shave, I look young? Like, wait, you look young on.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Episode of You?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
But plain about it. I wish I looked younger.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
When you're clean shave and I know with like, no, no,
you always so young? Well no, because the difference is
and it rules, because it's the same as the person
who can't gain weight. Oh wait, can I explain why?
It's okay?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
So when I shave, everything else around my face, hair,
all the way down neck, everything else looks older except
I have that. You know those people like I think
Ralph Maccio looks strange. Yeah, like he said, the point out,
it's always benefited him. Guy like Karate Kid Daniel Russo.
It always it looked fine for the longest time. But
(44:12):
now when you see him, he's got this young face,
but everything around him looks super old older.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
It's kind of Benjamin Button.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yes, yeah, and so and for those reasons, I don't
like it.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
It's weird, but it's equivalent. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Anyway, this guy says, the grass isn't always greener.
Speaker 17 (44:26):
Guys, Hey, I was listening to your guys the show,
and you know Greg and what we were talking about,
how they wanted each other's hair, and you know you
guys said that, God, if you could do over, would
you give me one thing. I have a genetic pancreatic
disorder that makes it so it's extremely difficult for me
to put on weight. So I'm six and a half
feet tall and I weigh one hundred and sixty pounds.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Rah. Yeah, no, it's a little really over six feet tall.
I'm six, you know, being so skinny. Yeah, it does
make my dog look here.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
True.
Speaker 17 (45:00):
You know I eat, I will not necessarily eat, but
consume north of thirty five hundred calories a day.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Okay, I get to eat a start, Yeah, thirty five hundred.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
How do I catch what he has?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
What did you go out to eat and have an app?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Cool?
Speaker 18 (45:14):
Just to maintain being.
Speaker 17 (45:16):
Really, really skinny. And you know a lot of times
I'll be looking at social media and I'll see these
guys walking around with dad bods, and I'm like, oh,
I want that. You know, I would much rather be
uh fatter than I am than be you know, the skinny.
The grass is always greener on the other side anyways, right, No,
it is.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It's just out of your thirty five hundred calories. Why
don't you, like, you know, kick it up to about
nine thousand calories a day.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
Just app every bill start coming on.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, have you heard of apples and milkshake? With a yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, you want to see how to gain weight? We'll
just come in and hang out with us.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Don't have add donut? Have a dozen donuts?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
All right?
Speaker 13 (45:52):
So uh?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Alicia writes in this is email at Woodies show dot com,
hoy Woody Show A long time listener here listening long
enough before these thirsty dudes were chasing after Sammy or
the rate my baby.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Now.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm not a huge feminist, but I am a huge
fan of the show. For the sake of entertainment, I
like to have Sea Bass rate me.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Oh alright.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I personally consider myself as solid eight real and Sea
Bass a solid four, But just for.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Issues and giggles, have him rate me. I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
I'm not going to try to sell myself as some
perfect match for Sea Bass, because well, I have standards.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But I thought this would be fun.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Image number two is taken in Tokyo, and there is
another daily mention of Japan for you.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
She does give herself a point right there.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Alicia that's from Alicia.
Speaker 12 (46:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Let's go to a picture here. All right, here's a
picture right here, Sea Bass at the middle there. Yep, Well,
considering that she put the smiley face emojis over the other.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
One, she's not the giant orange head with us. Yeah,
she looks nice. Okay, It's like she's at a Colleen
party or something.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Everyone's wearing black.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I don't think it's a halloween we maybe a funeral. No,
because she's got stuff crossed out in the background. It
looks like more of like a somewhat somewhat formal.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
It's like a decent little like a little She's cute,
she's fine.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That came to mind, is like, yes, very goodie gooding, Yes,
goodie good.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
We'll see that.
Speaker 7 (47:18):
No, yeah, bad girl.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
There's another picture where she's with some friends. She's at
Disneyland Paris. Oh boy, we'll go there.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
She's very girl. Next story, body's fine.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
She says.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Her shirt says retard. Yeah it's French, so it's on retard.
Oh yeah, I mean that's still not a cool shirt
to wear.
Speaker 7 (47:43):
Okay. So yeah, she's a Disney in Paris, So that's
down a point.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
As an adults, like what do you what are you?
Speaker 4 (47:49):
What are you rating?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
She's you know, she's probably in the seven range. I
didn't I need to see the boobs obviously, if she
must have sent some of those photos in.
Speaker 9 (47:57):
Yeah, but she don't.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
She's very she's very nice.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah, I don't think she's off that she's seven and
a half.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Eight.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
No, I wouldn't not at eight, because you gotta think,
you gotta think about it's.
Speaker 7 (48:07):
It's the standard deviation.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
And when you look at that that big, that bubbly
curve at the standard deviation, when you get up to
those top few standard deviations in the end, the eights
and the nines, that's a tiny, tiny fraction of people.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You can see more boobs here, like she's got more
like side proto.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
You can also see more nose in that one too.
Speaker 17 (48:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, I'm saying if you're looking for I mean.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
She's you know what, she's nice, but I wouldn't kick
her out of.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
It.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Seems like a nice mom type.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Her style is terrible, all right, what do you give
in her menace? Uh? Yeah, I agree? Bringing her back
down to like a seven probably, I mean.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
That's not an insult to say you seven seven is
a good solid above average.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah yeah, her power ranking says Greg. Oh my god,
let's get drunk together and you can totally fondle what
little boobs I have. Okay, there, well you should be higher.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
On the list, but o G. Female and fellow alcohol
enthusiasts take the lead, and can we please get more
of the that's what's up news?
Speaker 4 (49:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
We just had another one recently like that. That's What's up?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Menace is next in there hanging their little buddy and
stay safe near the railroad tracks time Morgan because I
can both relate to her and wish I was more
like her. That's followed by Sammy. She represents the basic
bitch side of me and the listeners minus the knitting.
Speaker 9 (49:26):
Ew ew.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Then it was like Randy Cameron, Caroline Bort King of
Creep Sea Bass. You should be hiring the list because
of card narks, But like I said, ew and then uh,
let's see Julianne rest in Peace, the animation team that
puts together the animated podcast Dumbass Tyler anybody else that
I have forgotten, and followed by our old producer Christina.
(49:50):
I used to have so much to say about her,
but now all I got is this. Thank god you
got rid of Croatia's love child. So she's been around
for quite a while. Let's her basic what's her face?
Speaker 19 (50:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Also the Woodie Show More show podcast would be great.
Nip rip, slip drip, nip and rip whatever. That was
my love all in Alicia and you like her alish
a bet Leashy. All right, Well, we're gonna take a
quick break. If you want to send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. Otherwise after hours voicemails
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We'll take a break
(50:25):
and then we're gonna come back. The internet is a
cesspool just some of the stuff that people are saying
about the show and about people on the show. And
also have this other person Sea Best Uh saw this
video and this is good.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
This is what the internet's for. You know, Like who
we called it? What do we call the victim off?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
It like everybody's trying to prove like what a victim
they are all the time.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
It was victim off at the OK Corral.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yeah, and you can decide next to the bigger victim
is And then I'll give you some of this other
feedback too that is coming up after.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
The break the show.
Speaker 18 (51:01):
Show.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
All right, welcome back. The Internet is a cesspool.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
We know this, but just a couple of exempts would
like I said, I got a few things here. Do
you want to hear the victim off video or do
you want to go right into what people are saying
about the Woody.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Show, which is more painful. They're all painful in their
own way.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It's just this is more just to point out the
ridiculousness of the Internet. And you know, I've I give
a lot of credit to people who you know, they
say and I don't necessarily believe it, like when they
have a radio show or they're in the public eye
in some way that they never read that stuff. And
I guess I find it more entertaining than most people.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Do you definitely do yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's do
the show stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, you want to do show stuff first, Let's have
some fun. Okay, Well, this one just simply says the
Woody Show sucks. Donkey balls, what he looks like he
drinks but or what a cow?
Speaker 12 (52:02):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
I hate I hate butter. Recently, I was like I
was crazy something saltick of it. Well, I kind of
took a knife and it scrape like nothing salty, nothing salting?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Wow, where do you have your period or something like? Yeah?
That like what is it like? Like you were so
like all of a sudden you were craving salt.
Speaker 6 (52:22):
That's always I always want, Like that's my thing is
I want crunchies Like chips are perfect, but they're terrible
for you. So I don't keep him in the house.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
You're always eat butter.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's very paleo, very menaces. Word of
the day should be semi glue tide burn.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Okay, I agree, Like bring it up.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
The show is sucking bad on the content board report
more like torture report board. Forgot to include himself on
his own segment. He also mispronounced his own name as
the worst employee of the month. Maybe he's a nice
guy in a hard work or but I can't stand
listening to him on the air.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
There.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Uh, Morgan is very fake. She also lies and says
stupid things like her mom is ugly. I really dislike her,
but you know her mom.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, Morgan's dad ym is hated.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, maybe her mom's like a real dog faced bit.
Yeah maybe if she was nineteen, her pick me personality
would make sense, but she's thirty.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
I hate that that that phrase because gets thrown around
a lot, and it's basically it's saying it's a version
of you're a bad gay, Greg, because you don't you
don't act like every other like I see gay people acting.
Because Morgan doesn't act like he wants like other girls. Therefore,
it's not just her personality, she's.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
She's being picked me right Internet cesspool, always loving what
he is on vacation and not the rest of the show.
I can't stand Greg. His opinions are stupid, he refuses
to see other points of views, and he just overall
seems kind of dumb. That's all true even on the
iTunes ratings, like one star review from snow White. I'm
(53:58):
sorry show White says bad show lax entertainment and appeal.
The host is a sweat hog, with the rest of
the cast being the fecal matter in his.
Speaker 7 (54:08):
Hoofs wasn't the sweat hogs from Welcome Back.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Steaks and Supplement says wood He's morbid obese physique has
diffused into his ego, and after four years of almost
daily listening, I'm out lose some weight, Woody, too much
fat in that brain on red if there was a
whole thread? Is there any adult who actually enjoys listening
to the wood Show? Sammy, please stop. I get it
(54:38):
that she's speaking up more on the show now, but
she's so ingrading and annoying. All she does is agree
in cape for Woody or offer of her ignorant opinions.
Bort too, but he's less annoying.
Speaker 7 (54:51):
Cape is a new thing.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, Cape, that's not necessarily a new thing.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I am, I am curing it more. God, I've been
hearing it more recently.
Speaker 8 (55:01):
Is that like flying in like a superhero with your cape?
Speaker 13 (55:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, you're taking up for blindly defending.
Speaker 7 (55:09):
I don't see me doing that for Woodie.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
No, No, she does it for a lot of dumb things,
but not for sure, right.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
You guys, Yeah, constantly accused me of doing that.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
But yeah, why is menace even on the radio. The
dude has zero voice talent, He produces no content at all,
and the show's social handles are a joke. It's not
like he's a good social media director. Their Facebook page
has fifty thousand followers for an effing naturally syndicated radio show. No,
it just seems correct. It just seems frustrating to listen
(55:39):
to somebody with so little talent adopt such a boss
like mentality. He doesn't deserve it. And then there was
a follow up to that agreed and I really can't
stand menace for a guy so dumb. He speaks on
topics he does jack ish about.
Speaker 6 (55:54):
Look, that might be true, but we have over one
hundred and fifty thousand follow us.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
They forgot the one idiot.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
And then there's another one talking about your videos that
you post online when you're out events.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
They go, why does his idiot never know what to
do with his hands?
Speaker 3 (56:09):
He already looks stupid, but the fact that he's like
constantly just clapping his hands, he looks like a stand a.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
That is one thing like when you like when most
people you're a TV person, to know what to do
with your hands, what to do because you're thinking, like, oh,
I got to move my hands, I got to do something.
It's not necessarily something that looks natural awkward when you
don't stand there still.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
It's very ricky.
Speaker 7 (56:30):
Bobby, I don't know what to do with my head.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Let's see on to Morgan. I hate Morgan so much.
I did find bush er Bear tolerable, but she's not
as interesting as what he thinks she is.
Speaker 6 (56:43):
I mean, I think yeah, And I think busher Bear
might be her best segment yet because there's so many
ways that can go. You can really you really get
to pick people's brains.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
I tune out the moment they say another Morgan segments
on the way. I think Morgan is pretty boring. All
of her content is repetitive. I feel like all of
her segments are supposed to be like sea basses, but
just not funny.
Speaker 6 (57:07):
You know what, young before you can run.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
This one says, I don't get why what he is
so miserable. He has a wife who is way too
hot for him, despite him being morbidly obese. He has
a successful, high paying show despite having very little talent.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
I think I've explained that one before. It has nothing
to do with my job.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
I love my job, and I love a lot of
things about my It has nothing to do with my
wife or anything else. It's all me on me, right,
That's that's what it's all about. Like, that's where my
anything I'm miserable about, That's what it's about.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
And he got with his wife when he was skinnier.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
So yeah, yeah, that is also true.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
Now, but.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
When we got married, when we got married, when we
were dating and we were married, then I was skinny.
But when we met, because we were friends for years,
I was fat. Then I was fat and then got scared?
Speaker 7 (57:55):
Did give you a chance until he got skinned? Right now?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Because you know what I just I found this a
fun fact. I just learned about my wife the first
time ever. We've been married for sixteen years.
Speaker 16 (58:04):
There.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I like, when we first met, she was dating a
guy who turned out to be gay, the big long
term relationship guy turning to be gay. I was in
my first marriage at the time. Turns out that guy
that she dated trying to be gay. What's the second
boyfriend who turned out to be gay?
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Oh so you have something right now?
Speaker 10 (58:21):
You know?
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Why are you tricking women?
Speaker 3 (58:25):
I don't know's see another one on me. He always
rails against people acting like children with their hobbies but
an interest, but is known to throw intense timber tantrums
over small things like football games, often throwing things and
breaking things when things don't go his way.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Now, that has been a long time, right, ten years.
That was the last Steelers Super Bowl. My son was
like he was like maybe one or two at the time.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
So you have calmed down since then? Yeah, oh yeah,
that was the last thing, like you three were destroyed, oh.
Speaker 3 (58:55):
For a football game. Oh years and years and years.
That might have been the last one of things. Uh
well yeah, here I smashed headphones, keyboards. Yeah, yeah, the
keyboard was even a long time agott a smash. We're
a set of headphones, my headphones, not station property, my
own stuff. But still I'm not taking up for I'm
not saying that's like respectable behavior. Yeah, no, I get it,
(59:18):
all right. So there's a there's a couple of things.
There's a couple of things a lot. Okay, now to
the victim off So this is a video that that
Sea Bass found.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Who is the bigger victim?
Speaker 6 (59:31):
This was we pick up, as we do with many
of these videos after the initial offense.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
So what has happened?
Speaker 6 (59:36):
We the best we can understand is there's two Well,
there's a woman walking down the street of New York.
Another person who claims says they're a trans woman, says
that the woman walking bumped into them, like she kind
of shoulder checked them or whatever. But not they just
say it was kind of an accident, and the trans
person is now angry at the woman who's videotaping because
(59:58):
that woman has not apologized. Yeah, a reason to stop
and yell number one.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Spend time on that.
Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
And then the trans person says that, oh, you know,
you're not nearly the victim. I am, and you should.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
So basically turned into an argument. And who's the bigger victim?
The woman, the woman who's black, or the woman who.
Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
We haven't even talked at that point. Yeah, the person
videoing is an African American female.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
So who is the bigger victim? Here's how that went ran.
Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
Into me Because you're a transphooner and you're having a
bad I have chance friends, So why did you walk
into me like that?
Speaker 14 (01:00:31):
You're looking for problems and you're a purpose to regonizing
am I. So I'm going to give you a minute
and then I'm going to call the cops. You was
going in that direction and now you're following me to
this location and I'm going to stand here for one minute'stagonized.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Okay, what's your name?
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
You're a black woman calling what's your trans woman?
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
And I just want what's your name?
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Okay, okay, I want you to think about In other words,
I know that you're you're a victor.
Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
You're a victim just by the how you were born
a parent.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Wait, have you ever been to New York?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
The streets of New York are pretty congested. You gotta
be the sidewalks like you're gonna bump into somebody whether
you want to or not, plan.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
You shoulder bruises. Right. So, so the trans person there
is saying, well, guess what, I know you're you're a victim,
but I'm I'm higher on the victim thing than you are.
So how dare you call the cops on me for
talking to you? And then and then the things. But
the trans person isn't getting their way, so it escalates
from that, Yeah, just intensifying.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
You hit me.
Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
It's Henny, It's not honey anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Bitch, it's not honey, bitch.
Speaker 14 (01:01:34):
We're just gonna patiently wait for the cops.
Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Yes we are.
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
This is getting You're a hypocrite, is a liberal hyt
yeah PTSD bitch Okay, so with the wrong T word.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
So, I mean, I think by the way I think
the woman, I think she handled this very calmly way.
More calmly than I In most people, you just.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Point out, hey, I didn't mean to walk into you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
And I also walk away, right, yeah, you know that's
always an option. But now the the person who's angry here,
the trans person has now taken off their wig that's
on the ground. Now we've thrown out another victim car
that they have PTSD. Uh huh and that, and then
the trans person assumes that the other person is a
liberal person on account of she of her of her gender,
(01:02:26):
and her racial identity.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I have PTSD for being assaulted by people.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Like you, and by that I need insecure. That's a
good bab, I mean an African American lady. I'm you
know you people, And by that I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
And by that I need insecure.
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I'm not a racist.
Speaker 17 (01:02:51):
Swear you're gonna racist transform.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
At me on sidewalk.
Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
You assaulted me on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I think I see lights come okay, yeah assaulted that
was bumped into yeah, you know exactly the cops And
she's like, oh great, yeah, but that was the best
move that she could have ever done.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Is once the trans person didn't even say anything racist necessarily,
but it was in their brain and just be quiet,
let them stew in it and talk their own way deeper.
And I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Well, can have one more clip for us after the break,
and we're gonna take a quick break. The internet is
a cesspool. As indeed, if you're looking this three on
something fun, it's a it's always there for.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
You, you know what I mean. Yeah, never disappoints. More shows.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Next hang up for a smoke break That cigarettes or
smoking hands show returns in a second.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Actually, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
This is they show, all right, So we were talking
about just the cesspool that is the Internet.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I read you some of the stuff. I mean, yeah, look,
it's it's all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
If you have any kind of like a public facing job,
I mean, look, it's gonna be out there.
Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Not everybody's gonna love you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, not everybody's gonna love you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
And in your nasty opinion, doesn't necessarily make somebody like
stop in their tracks and go, oh well wait a minute,
let me change everything to police this person. Because it's
every day you're gonna hear and see stuff like that.
Uh So then we also went through that last clip,
where is the trans woman on the sidewalk flipping out
because that uh yeah, bumped into you know this, this
other person who was on the sidewalk bumped into this
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person and they were.
Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
In front of what should be a happy place. Man,
I say, Korean fried chicken barbine.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Oh yeah, extra crispy and extra juicy.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
So I'm not thought it was police worthy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, so we were just talking about that.
Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
There's also one more clip. Another thing that you can
find on the cesspool that is the internet.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
And I don't know as much about how this started,
but a woman who's in a uniform from Wendy's.
Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
She's got the Wendy's T shirt. Okay, she she.
Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
Doesn't like that this guy's recording her. We don't know why,
we don't know what happened beforehand. So she said, stop recording,
step recording, stop recording. And one way to do that
is to run up and slap the man's phone out
of it. That's how it starts, all right there, It
goes before the record that. So he doesn't stop recording.
So she walks to her car, starts up her car,
(01:05:22):
and grabs her gone.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Right, and then but then she fires one morning shot
and then a second shot into the man.
Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Okay, record, shove me a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Right, Brauh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
He is a bad as.
Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
As someone who has had pulled on him. It's not
smart to stay when someone pulls a gun on you.
Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
You're not a pussy. If you then move out of
the world, that's leave.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I wouldn't run, But it doesn't sound like it's that bad.
Listen to this guy just got shot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
You might like it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
He's not crying, he's like gasping for area whaling.
Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
He's doing a good job of recording. Are you getting
the license plate?
Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
All that stuff?
Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
That's that's fine and all seems good to me.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Yeah, so I guess I guess maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
All right, Well, if you find some good stuff, you
can always send it to us email at the woodieshow
dot com phones are open eight seven seven forty four
wood He text us over to two to nine eighty seven,
will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Hello.
Speaker 16 (01:06:36):
I'm Chris Katan.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
What is that I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
To uh to?
Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I want to make a shout.
Speaker 16 (01:06:48):
Out to the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Woody Greg Venice mask there's a
good morning Sammy. Gina grad is here. Hey, I've got
the phones open for you at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
two to nine.
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Eight seven if you like like to hear from you,
And we're gonna want to hear from you this hour
because it's been a minute since we've done this. And
people always like getting to share their good news, so
we call it brag like sea bass. So you get
to call up in whatever it is that you are proud, excited,
whatever about you can call it and you can share,
(01:07:30):
you know, like Greg shared his big exciting news with
us here recently about how he bought another property, bought
a second.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Property, so excited about it. Yeah, close today.
Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Do you really wow?
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Like yeah, it's just a it's a small little condo,
you know, but he's really excited about it, like a
very small thing. He can airbnb and like uses a
weekend get away from time. He loves real estate and HGTV.
What can you say addict it to it. Now there
are people who will say.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Oh, well Greg, you just keep that to your shelf man,
not everybody the luxury and that's how it goes now
when people share anything good, well you should keep your
mouth shut. You're supposed to not feel.
Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
You know, uh, you know, good or proud, because not
everybody shares that same experience, not just Greg's typifica.
Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
It could be anything.
Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah, oh you know, which is so redundant, you know,
because that just pointing that out makes sense. Not everybody
has what everybody else has.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
I mean, but what we have found is that when
people share these things, the segments get really good feedback
because it's like, man, it's good, I'm uplifted, Like people
find it inspiring, Yeah, motivational. You're hearing good stuff that's
happening to people as opposed to bad stuff all the time.
So braglike Sea Bass. Think about what you're all happy
and excited about, and you would like to share with everybody,
(01:08:48):
quote screaming it front like an oh babe, scream it
from the rooftop ba ah babe, and then you'll be
able to call in text in two two ninety seven
to text eight seven seven forty four, what are you
to call? Speaking of Bob Baber eye roll. We had
one here recently, just kind of like a little one off. Yeah,
but we haven't done.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
A full round. You needed a full round of Greg
Gory a baber eye roll. Now, Greg sometimes can be
very tricky. Sometimes you're thinking like, oh man, I think
the only person who's gonna find any kind of empathy
or whatever with this or get emotion will and will
be Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
And then all of a sudden he's like, ugh, eye roll.
So we turned it into a game I have. These
are all good stories. Okay, all of them are good
news stories. What we're trying to guess is what are
we going to get out of Greg? We're going to
get an a bib or are we going to get
an eye roll? First story about how two cops in
Texas rescued a cat after it managed to get a
(01:09:41):
jar stuck on its head.
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Oh does I think it's a raccoon?
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
And there are some chesscam footage of the whole thing
from the officers that helped out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
They got the jar off of its head, got it
to a vet. They nicknamed it jar Jar Jar.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Here's a little clip of them rescuing the kiddy.
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
It was a glass us.
Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Okay, baby a babe?
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah? So uh a babe? Or eye roll? What do
we think we'll start with?
Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
You?
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Menace?
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
I roll as a cat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
He's gonna say cats are diamond does in Also, it
got its head stuck in jar?
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Cool people got the jar off of it, Okay, see mass.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Yeah, because it's I will still say a babe, though, menace,
because I hear all your arguments. They are accurate.
Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
But the cat didn't do anything wrong, and you know
it was It wasn't like somebody did it just for
social media.
Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
And it's not a bug, you know, any kind of
like bug. I think he would obviously with eye roll
whatever story was this one. I think I'm going all babe,
it's barely an obvious an a babe.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I'm gonna say I roll because it's a dumb cat
that got its head stuck inside.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Is that how you feel? No? Okay she said.
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
It away or like what else with such conviction?
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Yeah, so you're going irol iroll, Gina.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I would say.
Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
Iroll because I I do think that. You know, you're
a dog guy, but when a cop does something like
you know, help a kitten, well.
Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Greg Greg legitimately hates police officers, and not only just that,
any police officer ever, Greg hates you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
I didn't realize that, but he's got.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
A problem with authority.
Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Okay, well it's nice to see these, you know, big
Burley dudes helping a hell little helpless kid.
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
You mean big Burley nazis.
Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Yeah, our star, right, yeah, us.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
To try to I'm you guys are introducing me to
Gina in such accurate way.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Audio. We'll play the audio.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Okay, So your guess is I think babe babe, Greg
gory babe or I roll?
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
That is a nuclear a babe. I cannot find an
iron component.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
The cat wasn't being dumb, It's just a cat.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Okay, all right, how about this one?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Now, this chick in England was getting married and she
surprised her fiance and the wedding guess by singing herself.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
She did this song You're Still the One by Shania Twain,
and by the way, she sang the whole damn thing,
not even like a part of it. She sang the
whole thing or that she's walking down the aisle. All right,
not a bad singer. But is it an all babe
(01:12:38):
or an eye roll menace?
Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Say?
Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
I roll?
Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I'm going all babe because he's such a romantic. Yeah,
but I think this could be like their.
Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Song, right, Craig would want a setting where there was
a singer off to the side as they were walking
down the aisle together.
Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Romantic.
Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
You're you're a poker for your poker voice is not
very good. We know you know the great things here.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
No, I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I think No, I think because it's there's the romantic
aspect of this, the wedding and how love. What do
you mean she's by herself, she's singing to him as
she's walking down the eye. I'm still going legitimately a babe.
Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
On this really.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Yeah, see that's my thoughts and narcissistic. Yeah, I want
to pat myself on the back for creating poker voice
copyright trade marksy best.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Okay, we're guessing for Greg, right, I'm not saying for me.
Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
I'm oh, yeah, I hate it all. I hate everything
about it personally. I'm thinking for Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
I mean, the event is all narcissism.
Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
That's taking it to an extreme.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Yeah, there's nothing more distracting than singing yourself down the aisle.
Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
I mean that's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (01:13:44):
And I would be offended if Greg thought that was
a good thing.
Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Okay, Greg a babe or I roll.
Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
That is an eight point three on the Richter scale
of I roll. I totally get it if during the
reception she surprised her her now husband with a song,
A romantic song to sing yourself down the aisle is
the ultimate look at me. I mean, she is the bride,
I know, but any hardcore look at me? And I
(01:14:12):
whiffed on that one embarrassing to begin with, and then
you sing yourself down the aisle, that's kind of desperate.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Yeah, okay, she did have a good voice.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
A husband in Missouri bought a lottery ticket, only scratched
off the bar code to scan it, found out it
hit for one hundred thousand dollars, did not tell his
wife nice He left it for her to scratch off
so she would get the full experience of hitting the jackpot.
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Au babe or eye roll menace.
Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
I think it's fun, so, I mean, oh, but I'm
thinking about in Gregg's point of view, he doesn't like
the other people getting money, so.
Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Well, he doesn't get happy when other people win.
Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean, like because it's never me. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
If Mario did this for him, right, yeah, so he
would have the excitement. I mean, look at all the money,
the actual money he spent on that game.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
But again, we're not talking about him, right, and talking
about other people getting money, which he is not a
fan of. So I'm saying, irol yeah, but what.
Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Do you think, Sammy, I'm gonna say a babe, A
babe Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Yeah, man, that's you're trying too hard. This is an
all babe for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Again, I'm going to a babe on this one, because
when you hear a story like this, I can I
can see Greg if it's just a guy winning one
hundred thousand dollars, I don't think he'd be more jealousy
pissed than anything.
Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I think it's the aspect of the fact that he
left it for her to have that experience for me.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
For me, I think it's uh a babe personally, Gina.
Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
I don't know. I mean, I might be projecting too
much onto Greg, but I think too much can go wrong.
Like what if you get in a fight and she's like.
Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
This is my ticket I scratched.
Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Off and you're like, oh, I like you, Okay, I
don't like it.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I don't like it. I think too much can go wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Okay, iroll, iroll greg gory au babe, or I.
Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Roll as eye roll as that singing lady was. This
is equally aw bad. That is so sweet when you
said he didn't tell his.
Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Wife, oh he where's this going to pocket it?
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
And then he wanted her to have the excitement of winning,
knowing it would win by doing the barcode thing. That's
so clever and generous and nice.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Thanks you sweet.
Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
What if she abscons in the night with her she won't?
Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
That's so sweet. And if you want to look up
abscone gone, Yeah, those are good.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
We got more Woodies show brag like Sea Mass is
coming up after the break. If you want to call
in you got some good news you want to share
with everybody, go ahead and call eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Or
you could text whatever he got over to two to
nine eight seven. A lot of people are already starting
to do that, but your chance. Finally, we're happy to
(01:16:53):
hear your news. We want to hear.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Your good news. Whatever he is you want to share,
so bragleg Sea Bass will be next.
Speaker 15 (01:16:58):
Hang on, this is the show who wants to brag
like sea bass, Sea bass, not a shame.
Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
You want to get yours out of the way. I'm
sure you got something. Taking a small one and it's
it's cryptic, right, we got a small one. But I
was offered.
Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
I was offered to come back and do something very
high profile and potentially very lucrative. I was like, I'm
tired of that.
Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
What do you mean, Well, that's why I'm saying it's
got to be it's kind of cryptic because of a
certain on disclosure agreements. I was offered to come back.
They liked, they liked what I did so much the
first time.
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Apparently, doctor Phil, we'll want you to host.
Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
It's a possibility because he's got that new version of
his show.
Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Now, wait, is it the blind Side too?
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
When you were a.
Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Spec role where they dubbed my voice over with somebody
else's roles. They have to pay me as a police officer.
But that's something else I can't, unfortunately say. But oh,
we'll be talking about other things about it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
But you're saying no.
Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
But I was like, yeah, ok, interesting, they want to
be so bad.
Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
I was like, yeah, thirsty all right, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I thought for sure there's going to be something about
like chicks slamming.
Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Maybe it is. It's the green door too.
Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah, somebody told me that you have like a somewhat
steady girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Now, but who told you that?
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
It was a little little birdie tweeted in my tweeter
in my ear that you have like some steady somewhat
said not like a like a somewhat steady girlfriend like
that wouldn't be the first time that we've met people. Yeah, well,
I'm saying, no, we've we've met people that you've had
like not just.
Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
A slam but like an.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Ongoing Yeah, like an ongoing thing. I mean that's I mean,
I sounds like you're fishing for something.
Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I'm just telling you I've heard I haven't heard a
lot about slams lately, and I'm thinking maybe that had
something to do with it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Again, fishing, So it's not okay anyway, there's literally it's
literally nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
Could be further from the truth.
Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Yeah, that's my fishing.
Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
I've heard no rumblings of this.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yeah, and man is better at this than you are.
Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah, Oh, I'm pretty good at the rumbling, bragged sea bass,
brag leg sea basses.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Go to uh Kathy, good morning, Kathy, Good morning, Woody Show,
Good morning. So what do you got? Bragleg sea bass.
Speaker 18 (01:19:20):
Okay, that's what was directed almost directly at Woody. My
son Ryan is a twenty three year old. He recently
became a commercially licensed instrument rated oh a engine rated pilot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Nice, that's awesome, and wow, that's awesome. When did he
start flying?
Speaker 18 (01:19:40):
He skipped a year, so he started like eighteen and
a half.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Okay, and what is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Is he gonna fly for an airline or is he
going to do like a well.
Speaker 18 (01:19:49):
Business is the next step for him is to learn
to be a CFI certified fly instructor because you have
to have so many hours in the year. He could
apply to be a pilot right now Delta American where Yeah,
it's just he doesn't have enough time in the air.
You have to have fifteen hundred flying hours in the
air and he's at like five hundred right now. Okay, Well,
(01:20:10):
that he went to in North Dakota. They smack us
five hundred off, so he only has.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
To have a thousand.
Speaker 18 (01:20:14):
So he's about halfway to be coming to be able
to apply.
Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
I watched so many flying videos on Instagram of these
people just flying.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
When is your wife gonna lets you take a lesson?
Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
She says I can do it, But I don't trust
that she's authentic about it. I think she's like one
of us liked, yeah, you go do it. Go ahead again,
try that?
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
How that works out? That one of those kinds of things.
Speaker 18 (01:20:34):
Try the pilots are You'll have that in no time.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah, well, I just want to know how to do it,
that's all. I'm not planning on doing really anything with it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Tell your wife to put her whipped.
Speaker 15 (01:20:43):
Yeah right, all.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Right, well, Kathy, thank you for to call. It's very
that's awesome. Thank you, Kathy, thank me love. All right, bye,
let's go.
Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
But how scared would you be if you were getting
out of a plane that was a twenty three year
old iselting?
Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Oh, I've seen there's a kid I just read about
this morning who's like got like it's his solo around
the world, and he's like sixteen or seventeen or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
I saw seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
You see that story I did.
Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
Yeah, I saw an eight year old landing plane on.
Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
Yes too.
Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
A kid's in a booster chair. It's pretty cool. Greg,
if I get my license, would you fly with me?
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Probably because I've driven with you and I think you're
an exceptional driver.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Hey, thank you. A little bit reckless, but fast, but
very fast.
Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
You don't think he's not gonna tilt the plane?
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
No, Also, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I think if Greg went up in a plane like
that with somebody like me, I think it might help
him in his other flying maybe adventures. Maybe let's go
to Elizabeth. Good morning, Elizabeth.
Speaker 12 (01:21:47):
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 16 (01:21:48):
We love, Oh we.
Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Love all right?
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Brag like sea bass? What do you got?
Speaker 18 (01:21:53):
I like Sammy and an old lady?
Speaker 12 (01:21:55):
And I make little anna groomy.
Speaker 11 (01:21:58):
Craft nice and.
Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
I was recently invited to sell them in a local store.
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Oh a nice.
Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
That's cool, Like, like, what what kind of money can
you make doing that? I've seen stores like that and
I've always wondered, like how much do they really sell
the consignment stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Do you know what? Do you have any kind of
numbers on that?
Speaker 13 (01:22:19):
I do?
Speaker 12 (01:22:20):
I'm so surprised I make these little I first did
it with some little cactuses. And I was selling them
for fifteen dollars. Yeah, and the store sold them for
thirty five.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Okay, wow, that's cool crochet cactus.
Speaker 12 (01:22:35):
Yeah, and they're not that big. They're maybe about six
to eight inches.
Speaker 19 (01:22:38):
My favorite ding.
Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Can you send one to Gregs who can put it
on his coffee table?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah? Are the credenza? I absolutely can a.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Right, Hey, Elizabeth, thank you such a shape.
Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Let's go to Chris. Hey, Good morning, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Hey, good morning guys. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
You know, bragging like sea bass? What do you got?
Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
So?
Speaker 17 (01:23:05):
Ten years ago when I first heard about you, guys,
I've been listening to the radio since I was broken
in debt. And now my wife and I are on
our third property.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Nice we have Dave Ramsey pay cash for all your
investment properties.
Speaker 17 (01:23:19):
No, no, oh a one bedroom condo and that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah, moved on from there.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
No, that's awesome, man. And so what's what's the plan
with all this? Just to rent them out and just
keep just keep buying.
Speaker 17 (01:23:31):
More, hold them, hold them and eventually, you know, try
to turn them over to our son.
Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Yeah, okay, co generation all right, cool man? Always hold
all right, Chris, thanks for call. I appreciate you listening.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
It's like, hey, let's go to Robert.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Hey, Robbie, Robert, Hey, good morning, Rabbe.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
All right, Robbie, what do you got bragged like sea bass?
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
You know, our twenty three year old son was working
for was working at the water park during the pandemic,
and you decide to go work for Chick fil A
And now twenty three just got promoted a general manager.
So he's running that store.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Oh wow, I think generally those uh those positions pay
for are you well at Chick Fla?
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Don't they think they do?
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Yeah? Maybe I should increase his rent.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Still live at the house, fucky.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, he still lived at the house, and uh, you
got kicking general manager. Maybe I can get a free
uh free chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
That's all I was gonna say, eat chicken run off
of Robert. Let me ask you a question. How long
and he have this nonsense a limited the house? Continue?
Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Twenty three?
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yeah, twenty three with a good job like that. I
mean he's got a fly man.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
You know, he's he's working on his master's degree, so's
he's doing good things with his life. So we're fortunate
enough that we can afford to support him at this point.
Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
But yeah, for a while, let us stay at home.
I support him. He's getting his master's GM. So you've
got wants to know what kind of master?
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Yea masters in one, masters in what?
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah, masters in leadership, which I think he's gonna own
a Chick fil a.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
So we know a person who owns a Chick fil
a too. We do the one right down the street
from the radio stage.
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Hell is the Masters in Leadership.
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Management, business or business man?
Speaker 12 (01:25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I like that? All right, Robert, thanks for the man,
I think chant listen to the One show. Congratulations to
your son, Robbie, rob.
Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
Robby, all right, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
This is not like art masters.
Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
I hear that.
Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
And also if he's got free chicken minutes where the
food ad? I know his dad's like, oh maybe I
can get a chicken sandwich. They're not there daily.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Let's go to John Hey, good morning. I'm totally to
take John's call next after that, Robert call, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
John, John Hey show.
Speaker 16 (01:25:46):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Bragle like sea Bass, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Man?
Speaker 16 (01:25:50):
I got four daughters? All Just then they're all out
of high school now. No more high school, no more
back to school nights, no more open houses, no more musicals.
Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
And do you sound twenty?
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
And what are they what are they doing with their life?
Speaker 16 (01:26:08):
Dude, I'm forty eight man?
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
And what are they doing? What are they doing with
their life?
Speaker 16 (01:26:14):
One works to Disney yeah and married, one is uh
working at a T mobile store? I think right now?
Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Okay, are they are they living? Are they living in
your house? I guess what we're getting at.
Speaker 16 (01:26:26):
They are, and three of them are, unfortunately, But here's
where it gets good. Ready, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
All right, all right, all right, I'm following, John, I'm following.
What are you. I'm here for the journey.
Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Go ahead.
Speaker 16 (01:26:37):
Two of them are twins.
Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Okay, so that was the big payoff. They both hold on,
hold on, hold on.
Speaker 16 (01:26:45):
They both just graduated.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:26:47):
One of them is already half way to or AA
just after graduating high school.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Oh nice.
Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
So she takes classes at like the college or something
during high school.
Speaker 16 (01:26:55):
No, No, she was dueling roles at her school. Actually
they do it. That's i'll we do it in the
long junified.
Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Twin.
Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
All right, John, thank you, thank you for the call
congratulations man was very suspenseful.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
What if I said this man associate arts? Yeah, yeah off,
hold on, let's go, Terry, Terry, Hey, Terry, he now,
good morning morning. All right bragleke sea bass. What do
you got So?
Speaker 13 (01:27:27):
Our daughter is a dolphin trainer and we are moving
her from Hawaii back to San Diego. She just got
a job at Sea World.
Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
What adorable? Love that? That's cool.
Speaker 18 (01:27:41):
To have her back.
Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Yes, yeah, all right, I'm being back home.
Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Okay, all right, will Terry congratulations and uh hey that's
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Dolphins are rad dolphin.
Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
Yeah, she's going to be working with the sea lion
I'm sorry, the wallases and the bluega whales.
Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Oh nice, all right, well Terry, thank you for listening
to show. I appreciate that. All right, Brian, that's how
you uh, that's how you bragg like sea bats. Everybody
anybody else think?
Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
When he was telling that story about his daughter and
going to a A, I thought like, at first I
heard alcoholics anonymous?
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Am I the only one? Sammy's the only one that.
Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Yeah yeah, oh wait, waiting for it.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Here's no alcoholic more want to show next back in
a few We love him but he's a monster. We
don't care what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
He looks like.
Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
This is the witty show.
Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Some follow up bragg like Sea Bass text messages. This
one says, I'm a single woman and I just signed
documents on my new condo. This has been a long
term goal of mine. Nice, fantastic, I'm this one bragging.
Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Uh that as good as Woo he is with driving
and texting, I'm better. My peripheral vision is legendary.
Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Oh wow, way to go.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
How about this one.
Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
I just finished my electrical apprenticeship and I got a
ten dollars an hour race. Sweet great this bragli seed Bass.
I've been sober from alcohol for three weeks now, hardest
yet most rewarding three.
Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Weeks of my life.
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Wow, uh for.
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
My brag like Sea Bass. My daughter got diagnosed with
leukemia two years ago when she was five, and today
we ring her survivor bell because she no longer has
cancer and she beat cancer's ass.
Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
That's what Sammy did.
Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Yeah, Sammy ring a bell too? Oh wait, that was.
Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Her physical therapy A bell graduationally asked me, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
All you guys, I just don't know who. I'm happier for.
Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
My back, and I got to ring the bell after
I did some stretches.
Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
They have a bell ring it, she says me, and love.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
I love all you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
You guys have helped me through a lot of my
problems during this long two years. So thank you for
being as real and as positive as you can be.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Awesome this one.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
I'm getting a new car today.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Rip my brag like sea basses that me and my
wife we got over a bump in our relationship and
now my self esteem has reached new heights and our
sex has been on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
It's like we're dating all over again.
Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Thank you everybody for sharing yours. We appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Holy hattie, that's your got a tasty kid doing, Ladisha.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
We'll be right back.
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Speaker 1 (01:27):
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, we always do like an Ask the Woody
Show or am I the Ahole kind of thing where
we're answering your questions, gonna get your opinion. We have
a little office argument going on, and we'll get your
take on also the internet cesspool.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Check in on that after ours voicemail some of.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The stuff you've been leaving at eight seven seven forty
four Woody plus Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Gory All babe or eye roll.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I love that, And we're gonna give you a chance
to brag like Sea Bass. Oh yeah, be just blatantly
braggs all the time, honesty. But hey ma, it's something
good going on in your life and you've been dying
to just brag about it unashamed.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You could do that on the show this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's a bunch of other random stuff and thoughts that
we're going to get to today.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
One super quick one I had for you, would he Yeah,
because you hate road trips, Yes, Would you rather drive
across the country or take a train across the country?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh god, uh.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
In that train that I thought specifically of you?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I figured you would do car because you have
more control.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Exactly if I'm in the car, I'd want to be driving,
but I don't want to be the person driving the
entire time. Yeah, And I'm also not comfortable really as
a passenger, especially for long distances either way. At least
on a train, I can kind of, you know, zone out,
do something else to distract myself.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think that food car right in the bar car.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think that's one of.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Those things that sounds romantic like in other words, not
like romance, romance, the idea of it sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Really one of those cars with the bed.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The bed already you know you're in the Swiss Alps
and they have like the glass ones, so you can
see that the glass dome cars.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
It'd be so great, it's possible. I just go to
New York to La. Here's a train will take you
with one one change sixty seven hours.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sixty hours.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What is that cost?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I wonder, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's fine out.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm thinking it's pretty damn.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Expense by amtreach like a nice car, I know, I want,
like a sleep like the.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Ones through Canada are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, you'd have to have a sleeper car, right, I mean,
if it would imagine train trip that long, well have them.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm sure there's a budget.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's like you're sitting in a coach seat for sixty
seven hours.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I could. Oh, people do it on Greyhound all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh that's true. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Because I think the incentive is not there because it's
not cheap.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Okay, there we go, Uh, sixty seven hour New York
to LA private rooms. Oh, nine hundred dollars per person. Yes,
it's gone crazy, That's what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You can fly coast to coast five or six hours
right for less than Okay, that is expensive redact. Yeah,
like you have to do it just for the experience
of being on the train totally.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
But Greg, would you rather do that than fly on
a plane?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yes? Yeah, Greg, Like if the next trip we have,
I'll just be like, hey, I gotta leave early because
I got to get there.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I got to train it. If you can train it
coach sleeping in a coach seat for one hundred eighty.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Four dollars, now, that would be torture.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's time to load up on some of your pills
that you take for flying, you know, because September is
going to be Uh it's I'm super busy, man, I know,
super a lot of travel, a lot of planes.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Okay, but Greg, who's there for you on the plane?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's true? Yeah, we all are. We're all going to
sit together.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Your hands so warm, thank you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
So uh oh, speaking of of Greg, and what does
he do when he's home? Like, well, you know, because
I have need, I've made the joke because Greg doesn't
really share a ton other than they're like, you know,
some yard work or maybe like you know, sitting next
to the pool.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Right, Yeah, there's only so many back parties like later
after Yeah, get so, Like I've.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Always said, kind of a joke, Like I picture Greg,
like he gets home from work, he sits on the couch,
hands folded on his lap and just sits there quietly
waiting for Mario.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
To get home.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And as soon as Mario walks in, he goes, oh
my god, I've missed you so much, like how your
dog waits. But Greg had actually a question for all
of us about like what do we do to kill time?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What do you do to kill when you're not at home?
Because I have have you ever had this situation? I'm
wondering what people do. I have a friend visiting and
she is flying in and it's arrival time is too
late to go right after work, and it's too early
to go home, so I have about two hours to
(06:02):
kill around work, if that makes sense. Okay, So it's
like too little time to go home, too much time
to just sit around to.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Pick your friend up at the airport. Yeah, let me
tell you, Like, I'll tell you exactly, what.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Would you go to a restaurant? Would you? What would
you do?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I order them an Uber or I get a car
service of something.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm glad you brought that up. This particular person is
worse than me. She literally doesn't have Uber, has never
used it, and it doesn't know how you set it
up for I could set it up for her, or
do you think that would be rude?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Or you could do an old timey like not old timing,
but they still like car services you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Know where they have your name on it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh yeah, a little Yeah, yeah, you can do that too.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Pay all that money instead of just picking them up.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We're killing two hours. Two hours, that's just that's just
until two hours, just until they get there. And then
there's the travel time to and from the airport that
you're got to You got to add on to that.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
That's your whole day.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, like like like what is your time worth?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh yeah, but I mean let's say you work, what
what would you do for after work?
Speaker 10 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I know that's what I wanted.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
If I had to kill two hours, I would probably
go to Costco or Target.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Obviously, don't buy any food items because I don't want
to keep in the car, and then yeah, I'll go
grab something to eat. You know it's gonna be have
to work, I'm sure you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But Greg won't buy himself somewhere.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well, yeah, well this is what I do. I go
through a drive through and I eat in my car.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The last time I had a friend visit and I
had to kill time, I got a bagel and sat
in my car.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Yeah, you can just go to the mall.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Are there any fast food places that serve cottage cheese
and sweet potatoes, right and tomatoes and off a car?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, if you like to do that, yeah, you can
pull up to a place and then they'll just bring
it to your car, like like a whole food So
what are they called grocery stores? Yeah, okay, yeah you
can do the curves.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I pick up and then just eat in your car.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Because there's nothing I hate more than just having time
to kill and not really having a plan, right, you know,
like I'm just waiting for a certain time to pick
this person up at the airport?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What should I do now?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, that this is a luxury that I have afforded myself.
Is the car service the minute I had the opportunity
to do it. No more picking that. I don't pick
anybody up at the airport.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I hate it. I really I used to. I used
to do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
But like how I uh, I finally got a place
years and years ago, my first place that had the
washer and dryer in the apartment. I never went back
like now, like I'm saying, like, you never go back
after you have that unless you have to, and then uh.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Make my parents do it. I don't pick them up right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And then the thing is like when I got to
the point where, okay, so how often do I really
have somebody flying in the time I got to pick up?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Not that much.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Almost never.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's I had to be like every week, that'd be
a different set of mathematics and stuff. But if it's
every once in a while, I don't go to the
airport for anybody anymore. Not my parents, not anybody that
comes in. Nobody about the wife, no nice, no, I
send them in a car. They're on to my in
laws and stuff. I set the car up and boom,
see you.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Now, what about when you're traveling to family, do they
pick you up?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Uh? Well you always run a car.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Oh, so you're good both way?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah? Ok, yeah, nobody's sitting there picking me up.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Right. I mean if you can't uber from the airport
to your friend's house, right, means you don't have like
fifty dollars, you know, can you tell your friend don't
you have fifty dollars? No, it's not that we can
tell them for her. She doesn't even use it.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
So you appreciate her coming to visit you.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
One hundred percent, so then you can pick her up
from the airport and appreciation like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hen you're staying at my house here?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
No, I'm very happy that she's coming. I just don't
know how to kill two hours.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hence staying at the house. Hence all the meals that
I'm sure he's going to cover and pay for everything else.
The booze, Yeah, all the booze and everything else. That's plenty.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Now, Greg, when you have a guest in staying at
your home, do you refrain from sexual activities so not
to make noise and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Not necessarily er your walls.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
He's so wasted he doesn't know exactly to.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Do it right in front of her.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
One time, a long time ago, I did get caught
because I thought the bedroom door was closed and it
was no.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yeah, but it wasn't locked.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It wasn't it wasn't even Well, something I learned years ago,
and I was very surprised to hear. There's actually a
lot of chicks who like watching gay porn. Yeah, apparently
more than I ever thought. Apparently straight chicks, straight chicks.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Well though, because if you guys watched, like watching two
chicks together, then you know, double schlong doesn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Right, Well, it depends on where they go.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, it could be like a DP.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh yeah, right then double schlong is not good. That's right.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Eighty four. Woodie hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah, let us know
what you end up doing.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well, I'll probably do the menace thing and go to
the mall the.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Mall, go yeah, run some errands.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Something, get the car washed. Yes, you called two hours
right there, right.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, you turn that down just a little bit, but
I would they could listen to the radio, reads the volume.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
I don't see why I should have to turn down
the radio into assisting.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's the Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Pop quiz.
If you drop your phone in water, what do you do?
Nothing these days?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
But Apple is officially warning you not to put it
in rice smart small particles of the rice can get
in there and damage the phone, like through the charging port.
Apple also says no foreign objects please. And the connector
like cute tips, paper towels, things like that. People try
to clean those things out.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
I saw the one that was very satisfying where they
took super glue, poured it into connector areas and then
you'll tease it out. It's awful of hair and garbage.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Super glue.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Yeah, just they just just set enough where it sticks,
like like that nose here, wax waxing.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, okay, Now I found the stuff that you can
use to clean like the vents and stuff from your car,
like the little nooks and cranit it's almost like slim.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Like, yeah, I might still have it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah yeah, and apparently it works really well. I'm not
trying to yet, but I like for the OCD.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
In me sounds satisfying.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
It works once.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Because then I was like, oh, I guess you're supposed
to rinse it off.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
You are not?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, I ruined it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, but they're saying like the phone's now just way
more sophisticated than they used to be. Like you guys
just mentioned you know, some can handle certain levels of water.
You even have a liquid detection warning that tells you
if your charging port gets wet. So if it does
get wet, you're supposed to just dry it with a
cloth and then just tap gently on the phone to
quote drain the water from the ports.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I just try to get the water out of the
ports and then leave it in the dry area with
some airflow and avoid using any cables until it's completely dry.
Is that the stuff?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Yeah too, that's it.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
For probably five years.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
We'll use that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, And so like Greg, you take this out and
you basically yeah, stick it into like the vents and
everything and just pull it out and it just takes
all the I don't want to finger it up here,
but they it'll grab all the dust.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
And we could have used that on our old sound board,
I know.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
God.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah, in this studio, A ministers to the laptop see
kind of food part.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Oh my god, I feel like you would know this.
There's also an app I used to have it. I
took it off those taking up two face where if
you get your phone wet, it like vibrates at a
certain like decibel level or whatever like hz V or whatever,
and then it shakes the Yeah thinks it shakes the
water out of the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like something that wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Although I mean I've dropped my phone and like you
know pool, you know whatever, and fine, take it out
right away, just kind of shake it off, set it
on the side, and then it seems to be fine.
I've lucked out so far.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Just put in the microwave something called clear wave, the
clear Wave app.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, maybe remember the fix for like the Xbox or whatether.
It was supposed to wrap a towel around the xbox
and like let the people are like, oh, well, it
creates enough heat inside that it would take like where
people were soldering the uh. They felt that it would
it would fix the uh the cards inside, like the
circuits really inside that well it would actually like Noah,
(14:15):
doesn't what.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Happened to the good old days of just like blowing
on the cartridge and putting.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It back in us and then you put it back
in the Nintendo and boom beautiful. Yeah, work, great, that's
all you needed. Well, you can do that with the
port on the phone. Yeah, you're sitting there, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
And there's a funny animation online where the those cartridges
are alive and they go just pretend not to work,
and then people blow on them and they go oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Yeah, kind of like uh yeah, oh yeah, that's the spot, right.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, blow into me. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Monday morning, and my name is Woody. That's Greg Gory
Boy would Menace is here. He also serves as our
social media director.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You can find us. You can follow us for the
word Show.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Thank you for your service Menace on your social media platforms.
Sea Bass is here. Yeah, our current employee of the month.
We're getting down here to the end of the month,
we're gonna have to crown another.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Employee of the month.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So that'll be you get to take that plaque home
Sea Bass and display with all your other really cool
stuff you have hanging up in your apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, I rejected the award and I don't have a plaque.
Y should do.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
It's on the wall, it's in the office. It's been
there all month, right there. Yeah, been being it's been
it's been being there.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
To look at it now, wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well not because I need you. Uh yeah, there's a
there's Sammy, Fine, go.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Get the plaqu hurry up, yeah, bring it in here?
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number?
Sent us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Well,
the reason I'm the reason that I want him in
here is because there was a big argument in the
office the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Good god, it was a two hour argument. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
So okay, Literally, here's here's a question for everybody listening.
Whatever your hometown is, maybe it's not even like your city,
your home city, but your home state. Are people always
talking about something that is quote famous, like you know,
you know, Nashville Hot Chicken is an example that Sea
(16:32):
Bass brought up at one point because remember everybody started
talking about Nashville hot chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh, Kentucky Fried Chicken came out with a Nashville hot chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Right now, Sea Bass is originally from Nashville, and it
was just like all of a sudden, it was every
It went from being really nowhere to now everywhere had
it on the menu, Nashville Falo hot.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
We want Nashville hot.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's better, right, And so somehow I was like, wait
a minute, how did he mean? Like, I'm from there.
I don't even recognize this.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I mean there's princes that's been around forever, but that
was about it.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Right, right, And well, so the thing is what he's right,
It came out of nowhere. And I talked to the
people who were born and raised naturally, They're like, yeah,
that just became that popped into.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What is this thing?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I lived in Saint Louis for a while, and while
I've heard the name, nobody can really tell me exactly
what it was like. But I don't know what that means,
because I know there's a barbecue, there's there's with sauce,
and then some are like just dry rub.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Right, Kansas City versus Texas versus North Caroline up correct St.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Louis.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Now there were Saint Louis style ribs that you'll see
on what and ago I don't know that Another example
more accurately from Saint Louis. There's a Saint Louis style bagel,
meaning that it's a bagel that they slice in little
slices like bread.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Vertical slice. Yeah, but multiple.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
My wife born and raised in Saint Louis. I lived
a lot of my adult life in Saint Louis. Nobody,
I know, my in law, nobody had ever heard of this.
Nobody had ever seen this. It's not like when people
get bagels. This is how they cut him in Saint Louis.
Somebody has made this a thing on the internet.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I think that was more of a made up thing.
There's there's no real history with that one.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Is there.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
So some thing from your home city, your home state
that is associated and people go, oh, it's whatever, style whatever,
and you're like, what is that huh And everybody seems
to be a mystery to them. Well, we bring this
up because my hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sea Bass brings up
Pittsburgh style steak because we were talking about a couple
other things. There's a Pittsburgh style salad which is not
(18:23):
hard just hardly a salad. It's iceberg lettuce right, and
now it doesn't always have to be steak, but most
people like to put the steak on it. So a
steak salad really, say, okay, or chicken, you'll put chicken
on it. Now here's what makes it the Pittsburgh style.
They'll put French fries on it, because they do everything
with French fries, and they put shredded cheese and some
(18:45):
hard boiled eggs. Yeah, so you.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Have that.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Steak and fries, which is great, with then some crappy
iceberg lettuce under.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I mean taco salad is considered a you know, they
call it a salad. It's not really a salad anyway.
We talk about that. We talked about the Pittsburgh style sandwich,
which is like a Primanny Brother sandwich with again French fries, coleslaw.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
With ye, so I'd like to put an egg on I.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Get the cheese.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Great, that's a Also that's a San Diego style or
Mission style burrito with the frog.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Well they call it California style burrito.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Okay, So something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Good example on the on the text like, yeah, Detroit
style pizza was never a thing until recently. It is
funny and it's not even really a thing here in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
It kind of is. I only heard about it when
we went to Detroit.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
And an hour to go get it, so it wasn't
readily available anywhere because I went to the Detroit style
pizza that's downtown.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
I forget what it's called. It was damn good. I
don't know wherever we went. We had to take an airplane.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
And the other difference was of rectangle. That was it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well, it goes up to the cheese and the sauce
goes all the way to the edge.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
That's there.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Not that great.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, Saint Louis style pizza basically ketch up on a cracker.
It's like the really thin crust pizza. And they used
this mid sauce and they used this cheese, this hybrid
cheese of alone in Mazzarella's legal birthday Bay. It's got
nasty aftertaste and it just sticks to the roof of
your mouth. It's disgusting. But that's the thing people were saying, Louis,
(20:09):
they know what that is.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's one of the few things I've ever eaten that
I literally couldn't continue it was so great.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
But anyways, so style steak, so seamask goes what about
Pittsburgh style steak, and I go, what the hell is that?
I've never heard that my entire life, and he's like,
he's getting very impassionate in his argument.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I've just never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So I called my dad, who he's in his sixties
and he's lived in Pittsburgh his entire life. He's never
heard of it. He's like, what is that? Didn't hear
about it? He called Pittsburgh City Hall? They never heard
of it? Now city Hall.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
The mass picked up the phone, called the Steelers Sideline store, right, yeah,
the pro store, the steel steel and stuff. Yeah, and
the lady who had they had never heard of.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
She said, is that with the fries on top?
Speaker 6 (20:56):
To be fair, the reason I was so impassionate is
because I I googled it, which I'm good at doing,
and there were five hundred articles that describe Pittsburgh style steak.
So I'm like, well, this is clearly a thing. It's
not a thing nobody there has been. I called Del
was A Del Frisco's downtown. I said, you guys serve
a steak Pittsburgh style. She's like, oh yeah, black and bluey, absolutely,
she knew exactly what I was talking.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, but if you call a radio person ask him
a radio question, I'm sure they're going to know.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Like, which is.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Why I don't blame your dad. Like if you could
have called any other restaurant, like not a steak place.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Right, if I called But if I call my dad
and my mom and asked him anything about Nashville culture,
they won't know, just because they're old people who just
don't do that kind.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But see, that was his go to answer for everything, Like, well,
what do you call your dad? He doesn't go out?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, what I did? I called somebody else. This guy
goes out to record Denny's program director. He's going out
a lot and doing different things.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
That's a better example.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, So we called, We called our buddy David. David
picks up, and we asked him what it was. He goes, uh, yeah,
and he did hear about it. But here's the thing.
This guy's lived in Pittsburgh for thirty years. Okay, he
only heard about it a month ago, a month or
so ago on a Royal Caribbean cruise.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Nowhere in Pittsburgh did you hear about this? So it's international.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
No, you heard it about on a cruise and it
was on the menu, it's in Pittsburgh style steak.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Can you go?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Can waiter?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Can I ask you a question in person from Pittsburgh?
What the hell is a Pittsburgh style steak?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Black and blue? So push, by the way, it's hot
sear to the outside. And by the way, there's Pittsburgh
restaurants that serves the supposedly the way steel workers eight.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
It's a steak and you call it steakhouse, and they
know what it's about.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
It's black, it's seared black on the outside, but other
than that, it's rare on the inside.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
And my other point to this is there's literally a
small chain of steakhouses called Pittsburgh Blue Steakhouses.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So clearly it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
So they have okay, but they're the place, right, Like,
there's one place in Pittsburgh. There's a Pittsburgh they call
it Pittsburgh style pizza and it's called Bettos Medos dude,
And oh as if everybody's clamoring for this, no they're not.
There's one place that sells this crowd. They bake the crust,
they bake the sauce, and then they put everything else
wrong es yeah, loose cheese, and it's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'd never even heard of it, never heard of it anyway.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
So somebody text overs said, I'm from Baltimore and you
hear Baltimore style wings on their menu.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I've never heard of that, And.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's one thousand percent not a thing in Baltimore.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
What's a Baltimore's what it makes it?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Ball?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't because at least with you're the Google experts
on Google.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Like with Nashville hot is different than Buffalo hot because
it doesn't rely as much on the vinegar and cayenne.
It's more of like a smoky I forget what it
is exactly. I couldn't even tell you, but it's a
different style of heat. So there's at least a difference there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Can I ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Uh, where did you even come across this Pittsburgh style
steak thing?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Well, I as you folks who don't know this, but
before I joined the Woody Show, I was a food
writer for Thrillist.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
I was their local. So you just get you get used.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You hear terms, you hear like, and I would I
fully agree with you in that certain things are more ubiquitous.
Manis so a Philly cheese steak? People know because the
names there are cheese steak, but people know that's. Oh,
I know what that is, Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Again,
it's in the name. They know what that is. World
famous Nashville Hot Chicken. People like, Oh, they don't know
(24:07):
exactly why it's that, but they may know. And I
in Pittsburgh, I think Pittsburgh Style Steak is down that
list where it's not as famous at all.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But again, I but I mean not famous at all.
I guess there were.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Five hundred articles recipes.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
There's a chain of restaurants called Pittsburgh Blue Steak is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, it might be great, but that's not the point.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
That's not that's I'm not arguing it's as known as,
like I said, a Philly cheese steak.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
But it is definitely a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Of course. Okay, So does it exist? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Does anybody even in Pittsburgh know it exists? The percentage
I would be if you went on the streets and
went to wherever you wanted to go, and you would
ask them one hundred people with ten Maybe.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
We look at the timeline on Google.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Oh, the Google trends. That's a good point because when
I googled it. There were articles going back is you know,
twenty something years and that's just the Internet. And again
apparently it's if you don't respect Pittsburgh steel workers, that's
on you.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Coparently that's how they their steaks.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Are there any left, jez, This is this is probably apocryphal, menace,
But they say that that's the reason it's called Pittsburgh
style blue is the steel workers would have their their
they bring raw steak to work like you do, and
they wouldn't have anything to cook it on, so they
had just sh on the hot steel or with their
wedding torches. That's why it's charred on the outside and
on the raw.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, so that's a legend.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Just throwing this out there, not sure if there's anything
like this from whatever city or state that you are,
from your hometown and like what people know or don't know?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Like if you if you told me Nashville hot Chicken
today and I was like, what, no one's ever heard
of that, and you google it and found five hundred results,
I'd say, you know what I was wrong?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
You would never come oh bless.
Speaker 14 (25:47):
Unfortunately, we do know that there is some fecal shedding
blessed equals shedding.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
The wood show creating awkward moments between Uber drivers and
their customers.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Is twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
We're going to be right back, be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
This is like a boom.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's like gi a dome eight seven seven text us
over to two ton.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh this is unfortunate. This guy he got bitten on
the testicles by twelve foot python while he was sitting
on the toilet. Yeah, so he beat the snake to
death with a toilet brush. Nice, damn, that's a strong
toilet brush.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Now that didn't really go through the toilet.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Or did he put in?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah? What's it's Thailand?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Sexual?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm gonna say what country?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah guy in Thailand. Okay, Yeah,
it's back to school time. Louisville, Kentucky. The Jefferson County
School District, they changed their bus routes this year, so
I left some kids without easy access to transportation. So
a group of middle schoolers they protested by recording a
hip hop song called where my bus at?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Where your grammar is at? It's a better question.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Well that's why they're going to school sea be All right,
here's a I believe they call this a bop, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, there we go. That's really good. That's a
(27:34):
good bop. You know that's goods all right.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
They're trying to do what this kid, these kids from
Europe are doing, or they're making songs like this, and
the kids from Europe are just like making straight bangers.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, that's not AI. It's I mean, you know somebody
actually made that. It's very decent. I like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
What do you give Elon's AI stuff menace? Have you
messed around with that at all?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No, you're just talking about this stuff that's on X.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, because he's getting a bunch of stuff. Is all
this like real? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Because there's like there's no film fake stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's because a lot of times when you go to like,
let's say you wanted to, I want a picture of
Greg Gory in a bikini, most AI image generators would
not let you do.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That because it's a sexual.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But Elon, if you click on X and you click
on the little X logo, you can.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Say, like try it right now.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Actually, okay, yeah, Greg Gory from The Woody Show and
a bikini, you might have to have premium like I do,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Oh Greg Cory from the Woods premium.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Oh while you're doing that, you want to tell everybody
what happened with your cart narks thing, which like you
were trying to register.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
So if you're a small business person.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Understand, Okay, So I so to get verified on the
Facebook and Instagram platforms. They will they'll do it for
you for a fee, which is what Twitter does too.
But they want you to have a business license. So
I said, okay, I might as well get a business
license for cart arcs. Make it official. I already have
insurance because I know if I gets this company's not
saving me. So I go through the process, get the LLC,
(29:04):
and I get fifteen pieces of mail and like, oh,
what's all this? And it looks real official for cotton
Arks LLC business blah blah blah blah blah, And it's
like you could get a thousand and fifteen hundred dollars
fine right now if you don't have the employee safety
workplace you know posters and the human trafficking poster.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Do people have to do that they're running a business
out of their house.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That's the question I had because I but these letters
look super official, like five pay US eighty five dollars.
We'll send you a post right now to avoid this fine.
Like oh, and then at the bottom, this is not
correspondence from a government official. This like, oh, it's a
scammer who's trying to scare PEO.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Gave up your information the government. But yeah, because it's
now now it's public.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Well yeah, because I remember one point we created an
LLC because you used to be able to do stuff,
you know, as a show and so like for some
of our business dealings. Yeah, people would pay the corporation
and then anyway, so we signed up and did the
whole thing. Never end up being able to use it
because there were some loopholes that were closed from the government.
(30:06):
And so we had this business that was opened for
I don't know, maybe a year or so, closed it down.
But still to this day, I get all this stuff
sent to me.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, you know, and scare tactics.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
And big fat, really expensive catalogs of like all the
office equipment stuff like garbage cans, filing cabinets. Yeah, stuff
for like the cleaning solutions and.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, just because you're on a list now yeah right, yeah,
wet floor signs.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
But I can imagine like you, like you're a plumber
or whatever or something or some kind of consultant and
you sign up and.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Get all this What the hell?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
All right, so greg I got the This is the
Elon Grock Ai Okay, Gregory from The Wooden Show in
a bikini.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
A dude, it doesn't look like you at all. I know.
I wish I looked like that. Yeah, keep eating those.
Uh somebody Sammy would like it's so real.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Yeah, he has Glenn Powell. He's attractive, he doesn't have
a bikini on.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, it looks like.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
How about this one. This guy, he's at a bar
in Rhode Island. It's called Dead Beats. Sounds like a
cool place. These three guys in their thirties walked up
to him, dragged him out, and beat him up so
bad that he lost consciousness and they may have broken
his jaw.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sounds he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
But the initial reports they said that they beat up
the dude over a song that he played on the jukebox.
No word on what that song was, and the owner
of Dead Beats ain't snitching. They're denying there was even
a fight in the first place. However, he felt because
of social media, and I guess it is a pretty
popular place. There were a number of people who were there,
so obviously a lot of people had questions. And so,
(31:48):
according to people on social media who claimed they were there,
the victim was harassing the female bartenders and some other
women at the bar that night, and he kept playing
square dance music on the jukebox just to annoy everybody,
and so they were skipping his songs, which the people
at the bar are able to do. So he starts
harassing the bartenders whatever, which got him even more fired up.
(32:09):
So he shoved a woman and then that's when he
got his ass beat again. All unofficial, but I would
expect that from a place called Dead Beats.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
And I'm looking at this Google street View. This is
one of those bars. You see a lot of these,
like in the Chicago area that are built into the
bottom of what used to be a house.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, in the basement bar, Yeah, which is cool, which
is then you you're subterranean.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Yeah, where do we want to is? I can never
say it correctly? Is Zuza on the track.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Or yeah on the track? It's in New Orleans? Yeah,
and yeah it's right with the whole jazz fest. Yeah,
it's like an old house man some of the best
gumbo and New Orleans barbecue trimp and they had a
New Orleans Barbecue srimp po boy that medic and I dude.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
It's just butter.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, I used good.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I use this by the track, Oh yeah, by the track,
by the track, I use it, I use.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's it's so good built into a house.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
They have one that this this This dude his only
jobs is to come in every day and make the gumbo.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's his only job.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah, it's a gift from heaving so good.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Every time I park outside of it, though I think
my car is gonna get broken in.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It might maybe it might, but it's part of the charm.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
Speaker 16 (33:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You know, of all the people here on the show,
Greg is by far the most romantic. There's nothing like
a good romance.
Speaker 17 (33:39):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Greg loves love I do.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
How can you not nothing wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, it just depends. It does get to a point
where it's a little cheesey. It can be cheeseball, it
can be over the top, it can be bumper stickers
on your car. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Now Greg gets started to mention, I said, oh wait,
hold on, I think everybody needs to hear this. I
was a little bit surprised to hear for the first
time ever, Greg was covering his eyes during a commercial
Yes from All Things E Harmony.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
I I would think.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That would be like porn.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I know you would think, yeah, I think there were
still around I issue not.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I physically put my hands in front of my eyes.
It was so disgusting. I guess they have this new
ad campaign where there's someone for everyone, you know, like
it's just a romance thing, and this one particular E
Harmony ad. If anybody's seen it, let me know. There's
a dude standing in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
He has no shirt on, and he's notices something on
(34:38):
his back, so he kind of contorts his back. Oh,
and it's this massive ZiT that is so gross, like
it's comically large. It's disgusting. And then so he realizes
he has the ZiT, can't reach it himself, walks out
into the family room where I guess his girlfriend or
wife is lying watching TV, and he walks up to
(34:59):
her and kind of just sits right in front of
her where she has her legs, and shows her the
ZiT and she reaches up and starts to squeeze it.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Chicks love doing that.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Right, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
I think it's just the type of personal female centric Yeah,
Like my daughter is even into it.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
My wife is into most women that I know. They'll
see it even on a person that's not part of
our femin they'll go, let me get it. But yet
my wife is grossed out by doctor pimple popper.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh I can't.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I can't. So I don't even know if it shows.
Well I do know now because Mario was in the
room and I said, can look, and I put my
hands in front of my face. He said, they don't
show it actually happening, but you assume it does happen.
And right after it happens, does he go back to
the bathroom and clean it up.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
And does she wash her hands? No? He just lies
back and lies into her arms and they watch TV
togetherrrus everywhere and thing disgusting again. Are you a.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
For my own? Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Like if you're with a you know, you have boyfriend whatever,
and you see he's got a got a white one, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'm gonna ignore it, pretend it's not there.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I'll see people in public, I'll see people in public,
and I'm like, dude, can I take.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Care of that for you?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
I just don't know how.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
But I'm looking at this commercial right now, and it's
been around for nine months. Really, it only has a
few days ago.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Six six says I saw that commercial last week and
I screamed, I'm with.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
You, Greg, Yeah, it's disturbing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now. Have you ever had to do something for Mario
like that was gross? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Like, because couples, especially after you've been together for a while,
I mean, you experienced gross stuff with each other.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Right after he had back surgery, I had to help
him to the toilet, But I didn't have to do
anything after that, and that's not gross. And I would
have done everything, yeah, of course, because I'm sure he'll
have to do that for me.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah. I did have in the future. I did have
a big old honker on the back like on my hamstring,
like on the back of my of my thigh ingrown
hair or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
And I didn't even know it was there until I
had like a like a random mitch. I went to
itch and I'm like, wow, I can feel it, like
how big a way. I couldn't see it, of course,
and so I'm like wow. So, uh, my wife's like, oh,
let me see it, and she goes and it was
a ZiT on your thigh.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah. I think it started like you said. Maybe it's
like some kind of ingrown hair or something. I don't know.
But she's like, oh, this one's a bleeder too, and
she's like getting it nice. Yeah, but it took care
of it. Now it's gone.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
It feels hey.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
There was one time she had had this procedure done,
you know, like an ablasion where they have to go
into the uterus. I remember that, do like a like
a hot ceiling to burn the whole inside of the
uterus for you know whatever those things that grow anyway. So, uh,
within a week she goes what is going on?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
She walks.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I'm like in bed, I'd just woken up or I
was sleep and she woke me up to take a
look at her vagina and there was like something hanging
from it looked like an extra lip.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Remember that.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Yes, I'm like what I'm trying to forget what.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Is that or something from the head, like you know
whatever from the oblasion whatever had like fallen and like
came through, but it looked like another like another lady.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Pull it out or like what they want to touch.
It was like I kind of looked. I kind of
looked like I said, does it Does it hurt? Because no?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Anyway, so she made an emergency appointing with her doctor
and Doc's like, oh well that's just It's like, oh ok.
But anyway, you see stuff. I mean I watched childbirth,
so I mean anything after that seems to be pretty
just like yeah, I wouldn't be any You can poop
the door open, you can pop pimples, none of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Is gonna skive me out. Yeah yeah, but like you
do stuff like that, like are like, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Here?
Speaker 16 (38:43):
Look?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, is this a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Check it out? Is this a buttons?
Speaker 16 (38:46):
It?
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Seven seven forty four Woody Text over to two to
ninety seven, ladies. Let's do a little text pole.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Ladies.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Are you are you a ZiT monster? Do you like
getting after him? Text over yes or no? Over to
two ninety seven. We'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back. Hi.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
We are the Woodies Show.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, thank you for being here giving us some of
your valuable time today. Phones are open at eight seven
seven four Woodie. You can hit us some of the
text over to two to nine eighty seven after ours
voicemails in fact, I have a few that we can
go through here, and then of course the social media
at the Woodies Show, email us email at the woodieshow
dot com. I mean, there's a lot of ways to
(39:36):
get ahold of us. A lot of things on the
Internet that you can find that which, by the way,
this hour, the internet is a cesspools some examples that
just a few things that I wanted to I just
wanted to highlight because I mean, people all the time
have their two cents. We get the crossroads emails and
things like that, but it doesn't matter what it is.
(39:57):
And all the different platform be it Facebook, any of
the social media stuff, or even if you go on
on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Reddit seems to be the worst. Yeah, usually that seems
to be where all like all the biggest trolls are.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
I disagree. I think it's Twitter by far.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Twitter, because for Reddit you have to, like you have
to go and find the specific thing you're you want
to talk about, which means you're usually a fan. But
with Twitter, it could just pop up on your timeline
anyway and you could be like, oh, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I always do experiments with myself because when I look
at Twitter, I get depressed every time, and I think
maybe today I won't and then I look at Twitter
for ten minutes and I'm like, I want to jump
off a break.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
If it's just nasty, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, terrible. Yeah, it's fine, I mean, but like if
it is it about.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
You, no, not at all, but like every just everything
is news is bad news, right, So that's by definition,
and then it's enhanced, right and it's just people hating
on everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Uh so we'll get to that coming up here later
on in MBA.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Just a couple except I found more and Menace was
looking for some stuff too, just to bring up. But yeah,
well we'll read a couple of those for you. Pretty
pretty interesting after ours. Voicemails eight seven seven forty four.
What are the same number that you call in with
during the show. After the show, if you're listening on
podcasts or whatever it might be, you can always leave
us a message follow up on things. And we did
(41:19):
that brag like Sea Bass segment, and this woman is
following up with hers Hi Woody show.
Speaker 11 (41:25):
This is Sarah, and I have a brag like Sea Bass.
In less than two weeks, my husband and I are
flying to Japan. There's a daily mention them Japan. Yeah,
and going on a ten day Princess cruise around Japan,
both our first time in Japan and my husband's first cruise.
But the best part is the kids will be staying
home and being watched by Grandma Nice.
Speaker 18 (41:44):
It's going to be more excited.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Bye bye, bye bye Nice.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Look.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Any vacation minus kids, that's a vacation. Everything else with kids,
that's a trip.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, it's like a great one.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, well I would. I've looked into that, but we
just don't. We don't have ten days off in a
row round here.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
But me could do it over the holidays. We usually
have at least ten days.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
I see that that's cold.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I want to be warm. I want to see the
cherry blossom.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Oh nice? Yeah, okay cool? See how had this one?
This is a cart nark related one.
Speaker 19 (42:15):
So I had a total moment today and Aged Seves would.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Be proud of me.
Speaker 19 (42:19):
So I was at Aldi and one thing I've never
seen before. Was a cart left out at Aldi really weird.
It was parked by my car on the grassy parts.
I don't remember what cart narks calls that when they
park it there, but anyway, so I put my stuff away,
I put my car back, and then I decided to
put that cart back and I got a free quarter out.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Of it because the quarter was still in it.
Speaker 19 (42:43):
So again, never seen the cart left out at Aldi
and I got a free quarter, So that was cool. Anyways,
thought about you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I love the show.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
I love all you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Bye. Yeah nice.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That's so as you worked out really well for us
because not only the people like to watch the cart
nark videos, but people think about us every time there
at any place has a cart.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
I mean brain. And to her point, yeah, I don't
even bother at all because, like what she said, if
even if someone doesn't want their quarterback, someone else will
usually grab it for you pretty damn quick.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
You want that quarter.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Uh, this is a grass isn't always greener. On the
other side, we were talking about people like, oh, I
can eat whatever I want. I don't gain weight, I
can't I try, and this person is, uh, you.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Have something along those lines, though, Woodie, what's that when
I shave, I look young? Like, wait, you look young on.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Episode of You?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
But plain about it. I wish I looked younger.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
When you're clean shave and I know with like, no, no,
you always so young? Well no, because the difference is
and it rules, because it's the same as the person
who can't gain weight. Oh wait, can I explain why?
It's okay?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
So when I shave, everything else around my face, hair,
all the way down neck, everything else looks older except
I have that. You know those people like I think
Ralph Maccio looks strange. Yeah, like he said, the point out,
it's always benefited him. Guy like Karate Kid Daniel Russo.
It always it looked fine for the longest time. But
(44:12):
now when you see him, he's got this young face,
but everything around him looks super old older.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
It's kind of Benjamin Button.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yes, yeah, and so and for those reasons, I don't
like it.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
It's weird, but it's equivalent. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Anyway, this guy says, the grass isn't always greener.
Speaker 17 (44:26):
Guys, Hey, I was listening to your guys the show,
and you know Greg and what we were talking about,
how they wanted each other's hair, and you know you
guys said that, God, if you could do over, would
you give me one thing. I have a genetic pancreatic
disorder that makes it so it's extremely difficult for me
to put on weight. So I'm six and a half
feet tall and I weigh one hundred and sixty pounds.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Rah. Yeah, no, it's a little really over six feet tall.
I'm six, you know, being so skinny. Yeah, it does
make my dog look here.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
True.
Speaker 17 (45:00):
You know I eat, I will not necessarily eat, but
consume north of thirty five hundred calories a day.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Okay, I get to eat a start, Yeah, thirty five hundred.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
How do I catch what he has?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
What did you go out to eat and have an app?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Cool?
Speaker 18 (45:14):
Just to maintain being.
Speaker 17 (45:16):
Really, really skinny. And you know a lot of times
I'll be looking at social media and I'll see these
guys walking around with dad bods, and I'm like, oh,
I want that. You know, I would much rather be
uh fatter than I am than be you know, the skinny.
The grass is always greener on the other side anyways, right, No,
it is.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It's just out of your thirty five hundred calories. Why
don't you, like, you know, kick it up to about
nine thousand calories a day.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
Just app every bill start coming on.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, have you heard of apples and milkshake? With a yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, you want to see how to gain weight? We'll
just come in and hang out with us.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Don't have add donut? Have a dozen donuts?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
All right?
Speaker 13 (45:52):
So uh?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Alicia writes in this is email at Woodies show dot com,
hoy Woody Show A long time listener here listening long
enough before these thirsty dudes were chasing after Sammy or
the rate my baby.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Now.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm not a huge feminist, but I am a huge
fan of the show. For the sake of entertainment, I
like to have Sea Bass rate me.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Oh alright.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I personally consider myself as solid eight real and Sea
Bass a solid four, But just for.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Issues and giggles, have him rate me. I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
I'm not going to try to sell myself as some
perfect match for Sea Bass, because well, I have standards.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
But I thought this would be fun.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Image number two is taken in Tokyo, and there is
another daily mention of Japan for you.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
She does give herself a point right there.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Alicia that's from Alicia.
Speaker 12 (46:40):
Here.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Let's go to a picture here. All right, here's a
picture right here, Sea Bass at the middle there. Yep, Well,
considering that she put the smiley face emojis over the other.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
One, she's not the giant orange head with us. Yeah,
she looks nice. Okay, It's like she's at a Colleen
party or something.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Everyone's wearing black.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I don't think it's a halloween we maybe a funeral. No,
because she's got stuff crossed out in the background. It
looks like more of like a somewhat somewhat formal.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
It's like a decent little like a little She's cute,
she's fine.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That came to mind, is like, yes, very goodie gooding, Yes,
goodie good.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
We'll see that.
Speaker 7 (47:18):
No, yeah, bad girl.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
There's another picture where she's with some friends. She's at
Disneyland Paris. Oh boy, we'll go there.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
She's very girl. Next story, body's fine.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
She says.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Her shirt says retard. Yeah it's French, so it's on retard.
Oh yeah, I mean that's still not a cool shirt
to wear.
Speaker 7 (47:43):
Okay. So yeah, she's a Disney in Paris, So that's
down a point.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
As an adults, like what do you what are you?
Speaker 4 (47:49):
What are you rating?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
She's you know, she's probably in the seven range. I
didn't I need to see the boobs obviously, if she
must have sent some of those photos in.
Speaker 9 (47:57):
Yeah, but she don't.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
She's very she's very nice.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah, I don't think she's off that she's seven and
a half.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Eight.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
No, I wouldn't not at eight, because you gotta think,
you gotta think about it's.
Speaker 7 (48:07):
It's the standard deviation.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
And when you look at that that big, that bubbly
curve at the standard deviation, when you get up to
those top few standard deviations in the end, the eights
and the nines, that's a tiny, tiny fraction of people.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You can see more boobs here, like she's got more
like side proto.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
You can also see more nose in that one too.
Speaker 17 (48:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, I'm saying if you're looking for I mean.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
She's you know what, she's nice, but I wouldn't kick
her out of.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
It.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Seems like a nice mom type.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Her style is terrible, all right, what do you give
in her menace? Uh? Yeah, I agree? Bringing her back
down to like a seven probably, I mean.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
That's not an insult to say you seven seven is
a good solid above average.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah yeah, her power ranking says Greg. Oh my god,
let's get drunk together and you can totally fondle what
little boobs I have. Okay, there, well you should be higher.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
On the list, but o G. Female and fellow alcohol
enthusiasts take the lead, and can we please get more
of the that's what's up news?
Speaker 4 (49:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
We just had another one recently like that. That's What's up?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Menace is next in there hanging their little buddy and
stay safe near the railroad tracks time Morgan because I
can both relate to her and wish I was more
like her. That's followed by Sammy. She represents the basic
bitch side of me and the listeners minus the knitting.
Speaker 9 (49:26):
Ew ew.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Then it was like Randy Cameron, Caroline Bort King of
Creep Sea Bass. You should be hiring the list because
of card narks, But like I said, ew and then uh,
let's see Julianne rest in Peace, the animation team that
puts together the animated podcast Dumbass Tyler anybody else that
I have forgotten, and followed by our old producer Christina.
(49:50):
I used to have so much to say about her,
but now all I got is this. Thank god you
got rid of Croatia's love child. So she's been around
for quite a while. Let's her basic what's her face?
Speaker 19 (50:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Also the Woodie Show More show podcast would be great.
Nip rip, slip drip, nip and rip whatever. That was
my love all in Alicia and you like her alish
a bet Leashy. All right, Well, we're gonna take a
quick break. If you want to send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. Otherwise after hours voicemails
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We'll take a break
(50:25):
and then we're gonna come back. The internet is a
cesspool just some of the stuff that people are saying
about the show and about people on the show. And
also have this other person Sea Best Uh saw this
video and this is good.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
This is what the internet's for. You know, Like who
we called it? What do we call the victim off?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
It like everybody's trying to prove like what a victim
they are all the time.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
It was victim off at the OK Corral.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yeah, and you can decide next to the bigger victim
is And then I'll give you some of this other
feedback too that is coming up after.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
The break the show.
Speaker 18 (51:01):
Show.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
All right, welcome back. The Internet is a cesspool.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
We know this, but just a couple of exempts would
like I said, I got a few things here. Do
you want to hear the victim off video or do
you want to go right into what people are saying
about the Woody.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Show, which is more painful. They're all painful in their
own way.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It's just this is more just to point out the
ridiculousness of the Internet. And you know, I've I give
a lot of credit to people who you know, they
say and I don't necessarily believe it, like when they
have a radio show or they're in the public eye
in some way that they never read that stuff. And
I guess I find it more entertaining than most people.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Do you definitely do yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's do
the show stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, you want to do show stuff first, Let's have
some fun. Okay, Well, this one just simply says the
Woody Show sucks. Donkey balls, what he looks like he
drinks but or what a cow?
Speaker 12 (52:02):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
I hate I hate butter. Recently, I was like I
was crazy something saltick of it. Well, I kind of
took a knife and it scrape like nothing salty, nothing salting?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Wow, where do you have your period or something like? Yeah?
That like what is it like? Like you were so
like all of a sudden you were craving salt.
Speaker 6 (52:22):
That's always I always want, Like that's my thing is
I want crunchies Like chips are perfect, but they're terrible
for you. So I don't keep him in the house.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
You're always eat butter.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's very paleo, very menaces. Word of
the day should be semi glue tide burn.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Okay, I agree, Like bring it up.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
The show is sucking bad on the content board report
more like torture report board. Forgot to include himself on
his own segment. He also mispronounced his own name as
the worst employee of the month. Maybe he's a nice
guy in a hard work or but I can't stand
listening to him on the air.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
There.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Uh, Morgan is very fake. She also lies and says
stupid things like her mom is ugly. I really dislike her,
but you know her mom.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, Morgan's dad ym is hated.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, maybe her mom's like a real dog faced bit.
Yeah maybe if she was nineteen, her pick me personality
would make sense, but she's thirty.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
I hate that that that phrase because gets thrown around
a lot, and it's basically it's saying it's a version
of you're a bad gay, Greg, because you don't you
don't act like every other like I see gay people acting.
Because Morgan doesn't act like he wants like other girls. Therefore,
it's not just her personality, she's.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
She's being picked me right Internet cesspool, always loving what
he is on vacation and not the rest of the show.
I can't stand Greg. His opinions are stupid, he refuses
to see other points of views, and he just overall
seems kind of dumb. That's all true even on the
iTunes ratings, like one star review from snow White. I'm
(53:58):
sorry show White says bad show lax entertainment and appeal.
The host is a sweat hog, with the rest of
the cast being the fecal matter in his.
Speaker 7 (54:08):
Hoofs wasn't the sweat hogs from Welcome Back.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Steaks and Supplement says wood He's morbid obese physique has
diffused into his ego, and after four years of almost
daily listening, I'm out lose some weight, Woody, too much
fat in that brain on red if there was a
whole thread? Is there any adult who actually enjoys listening
to the wood Show? Sammy, please stop. I get it
(54:38):
that she's speaking up more on the show now, but
she's so ingrading and annoying. All she does is agree
in cape for Woody or offer of her ignorant opinions.
Bort too, but he's less annoying.
Speaker 7 (54:51):
Cape is a new thing.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, Cape, that's not necessarily a new thing.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I am, I am curing it more. God, I've been
hearing it more recently.
Speaker 8 (55:01):
Is that like flying in like a superhero with your cape?
Speaker 13 (55:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, you're taking up for blindly defending.
Speaker 7 (55:09):
I don't see me doing that for Woodie.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
No, No, she does it for a lot of dumb things,
but not for sure, right.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
You guys, Yeah, constantly accused me of doing that.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
But yeah, why is menace even on the radio. The
dude has zero voice talent, He produces no content at all,
and the show's social handles are a joke. It's not
like he's a good social media director. Their Facebook page
has fifty thousand followers for an effing naturally syndicated radio show. No,
it just seems correct. It just seems frustrating to listen
(55:39):
to somebody with so little talent adopt such a boss
like mentality. He doesn't deserve it. And then there was
a follow up to that agreed and I really can't
stand menace for a guy so dumb. He speaks on
topics he does jack ish about.
Speaker 6 (55:54):
Look, that might be true, but we have over one
hundred and fifty thousand follow us.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
They forgot the one idiot.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
And then there's another one talking about your videos that
you post online when you're out events.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
They go, why does his idiot never know what to
do with his hands?
Speaker 3 (56:09):
He already looks stupid, but the fact that he's like
constantly just clapping his hands, he looks like a stand a.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
That is one thing like when you like when most
people you're a TV person, to know what to do
with your hands, what to do because you're thinking, like, oh,
I got to move my hands, I got to do something.
It's not necessarily something that looks natural awkward when you
don't stand there still.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
It's very ricky.
Speaker 7 (56:30):
Bobby, I don't know what to do with my head.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Let's see on to Morgan. I hate Morgan so much.
I did find bush er Bear tolerable, but she's not
as interesting as what he thinks she is.
Speaker 6 (56:43):
I mean, I think yeah, And I think busher Bear
might be her best segment yet because there's so many
ways that can go. You can really you really get
to pick people's brains.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
I tune out the moment they say another Morgan segments
on the way. I think Morgan is pretty boring. All
of her content is repetitive. I feel like all of
her segments are supposed to be like sea basses, but
just not funny.
Speaker 6 (57:07):
You know what, young before you can run.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
This one says, I don't get why what he is
so miserable. He has a wife who is way too
hot for him, despite him being morbidly obese. He has
a successful, high paying show despite having very little talent.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
I think I've explained that one before. It has nothing
to do with my job.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
I love my job, and I love a lot of
things about my It has nothing to do with my
wife or anything else. It's all me on me, right,
That's that's what it's all about. Like, that's where my
anything I'm miserable about, That's what it's about.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
And he got with his wife when he was skinnier.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
So yeah, yeah, that is also true.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
Now, but.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
When we got married, when we got married, when we
were dating and we were married, then I was skinny.
But when we met, because we were friends for years,
I was fat. Then I was fat and then got scared?
Speaker 7 (57:55):
Did give you a chance until he got skinned? Right now?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Because you know what I just I found this a
fun fact. I just learned about my wife the first
time ever. We've been married for sixteen years.
Speaker 16 (58:04):
There.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I like, when we first met, she was dating a
guy who turned out to be gay, the big long
term relationship guy turning to be gay. I was in
my first marriage at the time. Turns out that guy
that she dated trying to be gay. What's the second
boyfriend who turned out to be gay?
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Oh so you have something right now?
Speaker 10 (58:21):
You know?
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Why are you tricking women?
Speaker 3 (58:25):
I don't know's see another one on me. He always
rails against people acting like children with their hobbies but
an interest, but is known to throw intense timber tantrums
over small things like football games, often throwing things and
breaking things when things don't go his way.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
Now, that has been a long time, right, ten years.
That was the last Steelers Super Bowl. My son was
like he was like maybe one or two at the time.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
So you have calmed down since then? Yeah, oh yeah,
that was the last thing, like you three were destroyed, oh.
Speaker 3 (58:55):
For a football game. Oh years and years and years.
That might have been the last one of things. Uh
well yeah, here I smashed headphones, keyboards. Yeah, yeah, the
keyboard was even a long time agott a smash. We're
a set of headphones, my headphones, not station property, my
own stuff. But still I'm not taking up for I'm
not saying that's like respectable behavior. Yeah, no, I get it,
(59:18):
all right. So there's a there's a couple of things.
There's a couple of things a lot. Okay, now to
the victim off So this is a video that that
Sea Bass found.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Who is the bigger victim?
Speaker 6 (59:31):
This was we pick up, as we do with many
of these videos after the initial offense.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
So what has happened?
Speaker 6 (59:36):
We the best we can understand is there's two Well,
there's a woman walking down the street of New York.
Another person who claims says they're a trans woman, says
that the woman walking bumped into them, like she kind
of shoulder checked them or whatever. But not they just
say it was kind of an accident, and the trans
person is now angry at the woman who's videotaping because
(59:58):
that woman has not apologized. Yeah, a reason to stop
and yell number one.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Spend time on that.
Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
And then the trans person says that, oh, you know,
you're not nearly the victim. I am, and you should.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
So basically turned into an argument. And who's the bigger victim?
The woman, the woman who's black, or the woman who.
Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
We haven't even talked at that point. Yeah, the person
videoing is an African American female.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
So who is the bigger victim? Here's how that went ran.
Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
Into me Because you're a transphooner and you're having a
bad I have chance friends, So why did you walk
into me like that?
Speaker 14 (01:00:31):
You're looking for problems and you're a purpose to regonizing
am I. So I'm going to give you a minute
and then I'm going to call the cops. You was
going in that direction and now you're following me to
this location and I'm going to stand here for one minute'stagonized.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Okay, what's your name?
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
You're a black woman calling what's your trans woman?
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
And I just want what's your name?
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I want to think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Okay, okay, I want you to think about In other words,
I know that you're you're a victor.
Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
You're a victim just by the how you were born
a parent.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Wait, have you ever been to New York?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
The streets of New York are pretty congested. You gotta
be the sidewalks like you're gonna bump into somebody whether
you want to or not, plan.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
You shoulder bruises. Right. So, so the trans person there
is saying, well, guess what, I know you're you're a victim,
but I'm I'm higher on the victim thing than you are.
So how dare you call the cops on me for
talking to you? And then and then the things. But
the trans person isn't getting their way, so it escalates
from that, Yeah, just intensifying.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
You hit me.
Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
It's Henny, It's not honey anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Bitch, it's not honey, bitch.
Speaker 14 (01:01:34):
We're just gonna patiently wait for the cops.
Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Yes we are.
Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
This is getting You're a hypocrite, is a liberal hyt
yeah PTSD bitch Okay, so with the wrong T word.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
So, I mean, I think by the way I think
the woman, I think she handled this very calmly way.
More calmly than I In most people, you just.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Point out, hey, I didn't mean to walk into you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
And I also walk away, right, yeah, you know that's
always an option. But now the the person who's angry here,
the trans person has now taken off their wig that's
on the ground. Now we've thrown out another victim car
that they have PTSD. Uh huh and that, and then
the trans person assumes that the other person is a
liberal person on account of she of her of her gender,
(01:02:26):
and her racial identity.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I have PTSD for being assaulted by people.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Like you, and by that I need insecure. That's a
good bab, I mean an African American lady. I'm you
know you people, And by that I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
And by that I need insecure.
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I'm not a racist.
Speaker 17 (01:02:51):
Swear you're gonna racist transform.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
At me on sidewalk.
Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
You assaulted me on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I think I see lights come okay, yeah assaulted that
was bumped into yeah, you know exactly the cops And
she's like, oh great, yeah, but that was the best
move that she could have ever done.
Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Is once the trans person didn't even say anything racist necessarily,
but it was in their brain and just be quiet,
let them stew in it and talk their own way deeper.
And I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Well, can have one more clip for us after the break,
and we're gonna take a quick break. The internet is
a cesspool. As indeed, if you're looking this three on
something fun, it's a it's always there for.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
You, you know what I mean. Yeah, never disappoints. More shows.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Next hang up for a smoke break That cigarettes or
smoking hands show returns in a second.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Actually, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
This is they show, all right, So we were talking
about just the cesspool that is the Internet.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I read you some of the stuff. I mean, yeah, look,
it's it's all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
If you have any kind of like a public facing job,
I mean, look, it's gonna be out there.
Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Not everybody's gonna love you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, not everybody's gonna love you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
And in your nasty opinion, doesn't necessarily make somebody like
stop in their tracks and go, oh well wait a minute,
let me change everything to police this person. Because it's
every day you're gonna hear and see stuff like that.
Uh So then we also went through that last clip,
where is the trans woman on the sidewalk flipping out
because that uh yeah, bumped into you know this, this
other person who was on the sidewalk bumped into this
(01:04:36):
person and they were.
Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
In front of what should be a happy place. Man,
I say, Korean fried chicken barbine.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Oh yeah, extra crispy and extra juicy.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
So I'm not thought it was police worthy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, so we were just talking about that.
Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
There's also one more clip. Another thing that you can
find on the cesspool that is the internet.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
And I don't know as much about how this started,
but a woman who's in a uniform from Wendy's.
Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
She's got the Wendy's T shirt. Okay, she she.
Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
Doesn't like that this guy's recording her. We don't know why,
we don't know what happened beforehand. So she said, stop recording,
step recording, stop recording. And one way to do that
is to run up and slap the man's phone out
of it. That's how it starts, all right there, It
goes before the record that. So he doesn't stop recording.
So she walks to her car, starts up her car,
(01:05:22):
and grabs her gone.
Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Right, and then but then she fires one morning shot
and then a second shot into the man.
Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Okay, record, shove me a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Right, Brauh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
He is a bad as.
Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
As someone who has had pulled on him. It's not
smart to stay when someone pulls a gun on you.
Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
You're not a pussy. If you then move out of
the world, that's leave.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I wouldn't run, But it doesn't sound like it's that bad.
Listen to this guy just got shot.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
You might like it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
He's not crying, he's like gasping for area whaling.
Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
He's doing a good job of recording. Are you getting
the license plate?
Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
All that stuff?
Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
That's that's fine and all seems good to me.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Yeah, so I guess I guess maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
All right, Well, if you find some good stuff, you
can always send it to us email at the woodieshow
dot com phones are open eight seven seven forty four
wood He text us over to two to nine eighty seven,
will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Hello.
Speaker 16 (01:06:36):
I'm Chris Katan.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
What is that I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
To uh to?
Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I want to make a shout.
Speaker 16 (01:06:48):
Out to the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Woody Greg Venice mask there's a
good morning Sammy. Gina grad is here. Hey, I've got
the phones open for you at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
two to nine.
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Eight seven if you like like to hear from you,
And we're gonna want to hear from you this hour
because it's been a minute since we've done this. And
people always like getting to share their good news, so
we call it brag like sea bass. So you get
to call up in whatever it is that you are proud, excited,
whatever about you can call it and you can share,
(01:07:30):
you know, like Greg shared his big exciting news with
us here recently about how he bought another property, bought
a second.
Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Property, so excited about it. Yeah, close today.
Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Do you really wow?
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Like yeah, it's just a it's a small little condo,
you know, but he's really excited about it, like a
very small thing. He can airbnb and like uses a
weekend get away from time. He loves real estate and HGTV.
What can you say addict it to it. Now there
are people who will say.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Oh, well Greg, you just keep that to your shelf man,
not everybody the luxury and that's how it goes now
when people share anything good, well you should keep your
mouth shut. You're supposed to not feel.
Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
You know, uh, you know, good or proud, because not
everybody shares that same experience, not just Greg's typifica.
Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
It could be anything.
Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah, oh you know, which is so redundant, you know,
because that just pointing that out makes sense. Not everybody
has what everybody else has.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
I mean, but what we have found is that when
people share these things, the segments get really good feedback
because it's like, man, it's good, I'm uplifted, Like people
find it inspiring, Yeah, motivational. You're hearing good stuff that's
happening to people as opposed to bad stuff all the time.
So braglike Sea Bass. Think about what you're all happy
and excited about, and you would like to share with everybody,
(01:08:48):
quote screaming it front like an oh babe, scream it
from the rooftop ba ah babe, and then you'll be
able to call in text in two two ninety seven
to text eight seven seven forty four, what are you
to call? Speaking of Bob Baber eye roll. We had
one here recently, just kind of like a little one off. Yeah,
but we haven't done.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
A full round. You needed a full round of Greg
Gory a baber eye roll. Now, Greg sometimes can be
very tricky. Sometimes you're thinking like, oh man, I think
the only person who's gonna find any kind of empathy
or whatever with this or get emotion will and will
be Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
And then all of a sudden he's like, ugh, eye roll.
So we turned it into a game I have. These
are all good stories. Okay, all of them are good
news stories. What we're trying to guess is what are
we going to get out of Greg? We're going to
get an a bib or are we going to get
an eye roll? First story about how two cops in
Texas rescued a cat after it managed to get a
(01:09:41):
jar stuck on its head.
Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Oh does I think it's a raccoon?
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
And there are some chesscam footage of the whole thing
from the officers that helped out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
They got the jar off of its head, got it
to a vet. They nicknamed it jar Jar Jar.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Here's a little clip of them rescuing the kiddy.
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
It was a glass us.
Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Okay, baby a babe?
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah? So uh a babe? Or eye roll? What do
we think we'll start with?
Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
You?
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Menace?
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
I roll as a cat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
He's gonna say cats are diamond does in Also, it
got its head stuck in jar?
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Cool people got the jar off of it, Okay, see mass.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Yeah, because it's I will still say a babe, though, menace,
because I hear all your arguments. They are accurate.
Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
But the cat didn't do anything wrong, and you know
it was It wasn't like somebody did it just for
social media.
Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
And it's not a bug, you know, any kind of
like bug. I think he would obviously with eye roll
whatever story was this one. I think I'm going all babe,
it's barely an obvious an a babe.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I'm gonna say I roll because it's a dumb cat
that got its head stuck inside.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Is that how you feel? No? Okay she said.
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
It away or like what else with such conviction?
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Yeah, so you're going irol iroll, Gina.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I would say.
Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
Iroll because I I do think that. You know, you're
a dog guy, but when a cop does something like
you know, help a kitten, well.
Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Greg Greg legitimately hates police officers, and not only just that,
any police officer ever, Greg hates you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
I didn't realize that, but he's got.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
A problem with authority.
Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Okay, well it's nice to see these, you know, big
Burley dudes helping a hell little helpless kid.
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
You mean big Burley nazis.
Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Yeah, our star, right, yeah, us.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
To try to I'm you guys are introducing me to
Gina in such accurate way.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Audio. We'll play the audio.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Okay, So your guess is I think babe babe, Greg
gory babe or I roll?
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
That is a nuclear a babe. I cannot find an
iron component.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
The cat wasn't being dumb, It's just a cat.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Okay, all right, how about this one?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Now, this chick in England was getting married and she
surprised her fiance and the wedding guess by singing herself.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
She did this song You're Still the One by Shania Twain,
and by the way, she sang the whole damn thing,
not even like a part of it. She sang the
whole thing or that she's walking down the aisle. All right,
not a bad singer. But is it an all babe
(01:12:38):
or an eye roll menace?
Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Say?
Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
I roll?
Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I'm going all babe because he's such a romantic. Yeah,
but I think this could be like their.
Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Song, right, Craig would want a setting where there was
a singer off to the side as they were walking
down the aisle together.
Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Romantic.
Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
You're you're a poker for your poker voice is not
very good. We know you know the great things here.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
No, I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I think No, I think because it's there's the romantic
aspect of this, the wedding and how love. What do
you mean she's by herself, she's singing to him as
she's walking down the eye. I'm still going legitimately a babe.
Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
On this really.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Yeah, see that's my thoughts and narcissistic. Yeah, I want
to pat myself on the back for creating poker voice
copyright trade marksy best.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Okay, we're guessing for Greg, right, I'm not saying for me.
Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
I'm oh, yeah, I hate it all. I hate everything
about it personally. I'm thinking for Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
I mean, the event is all narcissism.
Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
That's taking it to an extreme.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Yeah, there's nothing more distracting than singing yourself down the aisle.
Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
I mean that's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (01:13:44):
And I would be offended if Greg thought that was
a good thing.
Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Okay, Greg a babe or I roll.
Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
That is an eight point three on the Richter scale
of I roll. I totally get it if during the
reception she surprised her her now husband with a song,
A romantic song to sing yourself down the aisle is
the ultimate look at me. I mean, she is the bride,
I know, but any hardcore look at me? And I
(01:14:12):
whiffed on that one embarrassing to begin with, and then
you sing yourself down the aisle, that's kind of desperate.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Yeah, okay, she did have a good voice.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
A husband in Missouri bought a lottery ticket, only scratched
off the bar code to scan it, found out it
hit for one hundred thousand dollars, did not tell his
wife nice He left it for her to scratch off
so she would get the full experience of hitting the jackpot.
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Au babe or eye roll menace.
Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
I think it's fun, so, I mean, oh, but I'm
thinking about in Gregg's point of view, he doesn't like
the other people getting money, so.
Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Well, he doesn't get happy when other people win.
Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean, like because it's never me. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
If Mario did this for him, right, yeah, so he
would have the excitement. I mean, look at all the money,
the actual money he spent on that game.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
But again, we're not talking about him, right, and talking
about other people getting money, which he is not a
fan of. So I'm saying, irol yeah, but what.
Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Do you think, Sammy, I'm gonna say a babe, A
babe Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Yeah, man, that's you're trying too hard. This is an
all babe for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Again, I'm going to a babe on this one, because
when you hear a story like this, I can I
can see Greg if it's just a guy winning one
hundred thousand dollars, I don't think he'd be more jealousy
pissed than anything.
Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I think it's the aspect of the fact that he
left it for her to have that experience for me.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
For me, I think it's uh a babe personally, Gina.
Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
I don't know. I mean, I might be projecting too
much onto Greg, but I think too much can go wrong.
Like what if you get in a fight and she's like.
Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
This is my ticket I scratched.
Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Off and you're like, oh, I like you, Okay, I
don't like it.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I don't like it. I think too much can go wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Okay, iroll, iroll greg gory au babe, or I.
Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Roll as eye roll as that singing lady was. This
is equally aw bad. That is so sweet when you
said he didn't tell his.
Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Wife, oh he where's this going to pocket it?
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
And then he wanted her to have the excitement of winning,
knowing it would win by doing the barcode thing. That's
so clever and generous and nice.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Thanks you sweet.
Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
What if she abscons in the night with her she won't?
Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
That's so sweet. And if you want to look up
abscone gone, Yeah, those are good.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
We got more Woodies show brag like Sea Mass is
coming up after the break. If you want to call
in you got some good news you want to share
with everybody, go ahead and call eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Or
you could text whatever he got over to two to
nine eight seven. A lot of people are already starting
to do that, but your chance. Finally, we're happy to
(01:16:53):
hear your news. We want to hear.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Your good news. Whatever he is you want to share,
so bragleg Sea Bass will be next.
Speaker 15 (01:16:58):
Hang on, this is the show who wants to brag
like sea bass, Sea bass, not a shame.
Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
You want to get yours out of the way. I'm
sure you got something. Taking a small one and it's
it's cryptic, right, we got a small one. But I
was offered.
Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
I was offered to come back and do something very
high profile and potentially very lucrative. I was like, I'm
tired of that.
Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
What do you mean, Well, that's why I'm saying it's
got to be it's kind of cryptic because of a
certain on disclosure agreements. I was offered to come back.
They liked, they liked what I did so much the
first time.
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Apparently, doctor Phil, we'll want you to host.
Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
It's a possibility because he's got that new version of
his show.
Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Now, wait, is it the blind Side too?
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
When you were a.
Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Spec role where they dubbed my voice over with somebody
else's roles. They have to pay me as a police officer.
But that's something else I can't, unfortunately say. But oh,
we'll be talking about other things about it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
But you're saying no.
Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
But I was like, yeah, ok, interesting, they want to
be so bad.
Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
I was like, yeah, thirsty all right, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I thought for sure there's going to be something about
like chicks slamming.
Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Maybe it is. It's the green door too.
Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah, somebody told me that you have like a somewhat
steady girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Now, but who told you that?
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
It was a little little birdie tweeted in my tweeter
in my ear that you have like some steady somewhat
said not like a like a somewhat steady girlfriend like
that wouldn't be the first time that we've met people. Yeah, well,
I'm saying, no, we've we've met people that you've had
like not just.
Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
A slam but like an.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Ongoing Yeah, like an ongoing thing. I mean that's I mean,
I sounds like you're fishing for something.
Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I'm just telling you I've heard I haven't heard a
lot about slams lately, and I'm thinking maybe that had
something to do with it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Again, fishing, So it's not okay anyway, there's literally it's
literally nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
Could be further from the truth.
Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Yeah, that's my fishing.
Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
I've heard no rumblings of this.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yeah, and man is better at this than you are.
Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah, Oh, I'm pretty good at the rumbling, bragged sea bass,
brag leg sea basses.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Go to uh Kathy, good morning, Kathy, Good morning, Woody Show,
Good morning. So what do you got? Bragleg sea bass.
Speaker 18 (01:19:20):
Okay, that's what was directed almost directly at Woody. My
son Ryan is a twenty three year old. He recently
became a commercially licensed instrument rated oh a engine rated pilot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Nice, that's awesome, and wow, that's awesome. When did he
start flying?
Speaker 18 (01:19:40):
He skipped a year, so he started like eighteen and
a half.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Okay, and what is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Is he gonna fly for an airline or is he
going to do like a well.
Speaker 18 (01:19:49):
Business is the next step for him is to learn
to be a CFI certified fly instructor because you have
to have so many hours in the year. He could
apply to be a pilot right now Delta American where Yeah,
it's just he doesn't have enough time in the air.
You have to have fifteen hundred flying hours in the
air and he's at like five hundred right now. Okay, Well,
(01:20:10):
that he went to in North Dakota. They smack us
five hundred off, so he only has.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
To have a thousand.
Speaker 18 (01:20:14):
So he's about halfway to be coming to be able
to apply.
Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
I watched so many flying videos on Instagram of these
people just flying.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
When is your wife gonna lets you take a lesson?
Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
She says I can do it, But I don't trust
that she's authentic about it. I think she's like one
of us liked, yeah, you go do it. Go ahead again,
try that?
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
How that works out? That one of those kinds of things.
Speaker 18 (01:20:34):
Try the pilots are You'll have that in no time.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah, well, I just want to know how to do it,
that's all. I'm not planning on doing really anything with it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Tell your wife to put her whipped.
Speaker 15 (01:20:43):
Yeah right, all.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Right, well, Kathy, thank you for to call. It's very
that's awesome. Thank you, Kathy, thank me love. All right, bye,
let's go.
Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
But how scared would you be if you were getting
out of a plane that was a twenty three year
old iselting?
Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Oh, I've seen there's a kid I just read about
this morning who's like got like it's his solo around
the world, and he's like sixteen or seventeen or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
I saw seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
You see that story I did.
Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
Yeah, I saw an eight year old landing plane on.
Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
Yes too.
Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
A kid's in a booster chair. It's pretty cool. Greg,
if I get my license, would you fly with me?
Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Probably because I've driven with you and I think you're
an exceptional driver.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Hey, thank you. A little bit reckless, but fast, but
very fast.
Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
You don't think he's not gonna tilt the plane?
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
No, Also, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I think if Greg went up in a plane like
that with somebody like me, I think it might help
him in his other flying maybe adventures. Maybe let's go
to Elizabeth. Good morning, Elizabeth.
Speaker 12 (01:21:47):
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 16 (01:21:48):
We love, Oh we.
Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Love all right?
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Brag like sea bass? What do you got?
Speaker 18 (01:21:53):
I like Sammy and an old lady?
Speaker 12 (01:21:55):
And I make little anna groomy.
Speaker 11 (01:21:58):
Craft nice and.
Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
I was recently invited to sell them in a local store.
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Oh a nice.
Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
That's cool, Like, like, what what kind of money can
you make doing that? I've seen stores like that and
I've always wondered, like how much do they really sell
the consignment stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Do you know what? Do you have any kind of
numbers on that?
Speaker 13 (01:22:19):
I do?
Speaker 12 (01:22:20):
I'm so surprised I make these little I first did
it with some little cactuses. And I was selling them
for fifteen dollars. Yeah, and the store sold them for
thirty five.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Okay, wow, that's cool crochet cactus.
Speaker 12 (01:22:35):
Yeah, and they're not that big. They're maybe about six
to eight inches.
Speaker 19 (01:22:38):
My favorite ding.
Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Can you send one to Gregs who can put it
on his coffee table?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah? Are the credenza? I absolutely can a.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Right, Hey, Elizabeth, thank you such a shape.
Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Let's go to Chris. Hey, Good morning, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Hey, good morning guys. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
You know, bragging like sea bass? What do you got?
Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
So?
Speaker 17 (01:23:05):
Ten years ago when I first heard about you, guys,
I've been listening to the radio since I was broken
in debt. And now my wife and I are on
our third property.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Nice we have Dave Ramsey pay cash for all your
investment properties.
Speaker 17 (01:23:19):
No, no, oh a one bedroom condo and that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah, moved on from there.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
No, that's awesome, man. And so what's what's the plan
with all this? Just to rent them out and just
keep just keep buying.
Speaker 17 (01:23:31):
More, hold them, hold them and eventually, you know, try
to turn them over to our son.
Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Yeah, okay, co generation all right, cool man? Always hold
all right, Chris, thanks for call. I appreciate you listening.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
It's like, hey, let's go to Robert.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Hey, Robbie, Robert, Hey, good morning, Rabbe.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
All right, Robbie, what do you got bragged like sea bass?
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
You know, our twenty three year old son was working
for was working at the water park during the pandemic,
and you decide to go work for Chick fil A
And now twenty three just got promoted a general manager.
So he's running that store.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Oh wow, I think generally those uh those positions pay
for are you well at Chick Fla?
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Don't they think they do?
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Yeah? Maybe I should increase his rent.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Still live at the house, fucky.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, he still lived at the house, and uh, you
got kicking general manager. Maybe I can get a free
uh free chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
That's all I was gonna say, eat chicken run off
of Robert. Let me ask you a question. How long
and he have this nonsense a limited the house? Continue?
Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Twenty three?
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yeah, twenty three with a good job like that. I
mean he's got a fly man.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
You know, he's he's working on his master's degree, so's
he's doing good things with his life. So we're fortunate
enough that we can afford to support him at this point.
Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
But yeah, for a while, let us stay at home.
I support him. He's getting his master's GM. So you've
got wants to know what kind of master?
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Yea masters in one, masters in what?
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah, masters in leadership, which I think he's gonna own
a Chick fil a.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
So we know a person who owns a Chick fil
a too. We do the one right down the street
from the radio stage.
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Hell is the Masters in Leadership.
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Management, business or business man?
Speaker 12 (01:25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I like that? All right, Robert, thanks for the man,
I think chant listen to the One show. Congratulations to
your son, Robbie, rob.
Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
Robby, all right, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
This is not like art masters.
Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
I hear that.
Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
And also if he's got free chicken minutes where the
food ad? I know his dad's like, oh maybe I
can get a chicken sandwich. They're not there daily.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Let's go to John Hey, good morning. I'm totally to
take John's call next after that, Robert call, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
John, John Hey show.
Speaker 16 (01:25:46):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Bragle like sea Bass, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Man?
Speaker 16 (01:25:50):
I got four daughters? All Just then they're all out
of high school now. No more high school, no more
back to school nights, no more open houses, no more musicals.
Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
And do you sound twenty?
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
And what are they what are they doing with their life?
Speaker 16 (01:26:08):
Dude, I'm forty eight man?
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
And what are they doing? What are they doing with
their life?
Speaker 16 (01:26:14):
One works to Disney yeah and married, one is uh
working at a T mobile store? I think right now?
Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Okay, are they are they living? Are they living in
your house? I guess what we're getting at.
Speaker 16 (01:26:26):
They are, and three of them are, unfortunately, But here's
where it gets good. Ready, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
All right, all right, all right, I'm following, John, I'm following.
What are you. I'm here for the journey.
Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Go ahead.
Speaker 16 (01:26:37):
Two of them are twins.
Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Okay, so that was the big payoff. They both hold on,
hold on, hold on.
Speaker 16 (01:26:45):
They both just graduated.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:26:47):
One of them is already half way to or AA
just after graduating high school.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Oh nice.
Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
So she takes classes at like the college or something
during high school.
Speaker 16 (01:26:55):
No, No, she was dueling roles at her school. Actually
they do it. That's i'll we do it in the
long junified.
Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Twin.
Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
All right, John, thank you, thank you for the call
congratulations man was very suspenseful.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
What if I said this man associate arts? Yeah, yeah off,
hold on, let's go, Terry, Terry, Hey, Terry, he now,
good morning morning. All right bragleke sea bass. What do
you got So?
Speaker 13 (01:27:27):
Our daughter is a dolphin trainer and we are moving
her from Hawaii back to San Diego. She just got
a job at Sea World.
Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
What adorable? Love that? That's cool.
Speaker 18 (01:27:41):
To have her back.
Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Yes, yeah, all right, I'm being back home.
Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Okay, all right, will Terry congratulations and uh hey that's
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Dolphins are rad dolphin.
Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
Yeah, she's going to be working with the sea lion
I'm sorry, the wallases and the bluega whales.
Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Oh nice, all right, well Terry, thank you for listening
to show. I appreciate that. All right, Brian, that's how
you uh, that's how you bragg like sea bats. Everybody
anybody else think?
Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
When he was telling that story about his daughter and
going to a A, I thought like, at first I
heard alcoholics anonymous?
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Am I the only one? Sammy's the only one that.
Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Yeah yeah, oh wait, waiting for it.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Here's no alcoholic more want to show next back in
a few We love him but he's a monster. We
don't care what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
He looks like.
Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
This is the witty show.
Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Some follow up bragg like Sea Bass text messages. This
one says, I'm a single woman and I just signed
documents on my new condo. This has been a long
term goal of mine. Nice, fantastic, I'm this one bragging.
Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Uh that as good as Woo he is with driving
and texting, I'm better. My peripheral vision is legendary.
Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Oh wow, way to go.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
How about this one.
Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
I just finished my electrical apprenticeship and I got a
ten dollars an hour race. Sweet great this bragli seed Bass.
I've been sober from alcohol for three weeks now, hardest
yet most rewarding three.
Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Weeks of my life.
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Wow, uh for.
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
My brag like Sea Bass. My daughter got diagnosed with
leukemia two years ago when she was five, and today
we ring her survivor bell because she no longer has
cancer and she beat cancer's ass.
Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
That's what Sammy did.
Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Yeah, Sammy ring a bell too? Oh wait, that was.
Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Her physical therapy A bell graduationally asked me, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
All you guys, I just don't know who. I'm happier for.
Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
My back, and I got to ring the bell after
I did some stretches.
Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
They have a bell ring it, she says me, and love.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
I love all you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
You guys have helped me through a lot of my
problems during this long two years. So thank you for
being as real and as positive as you can be.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Awesome this one.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
I'm getting a new car today.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Rip my brag like sea basses that me and my
wife we got over a bump in our relationship and
now my self esteem has reached new heights and our
sex has been on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
It's like we're dating all over again.
Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Thank you everybody for sharing yours. We appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Holy hattie, that's your got a tasty kid doing, Ladisha.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
We'll be right back.
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