FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 18th 2025 Podcast

Sebas Ebay Auction, News Headlines, Judge My Baby & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today
is Tuesday. It is February the eighteenth, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show.
The phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.

(00:58):
Woody you can't and send us your text over to
two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you today,
we are gonna have a new photo for you to
look at for Judge my baby. Oh and there's a
there's a twist to it this week, but we'll let
you know when the baby photo gets posted. And you're
gonna you're gonna give us a baby scale of one
to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
This kid is fugly. Put it back. I don't think
it's done bacon yet or number you know, ten would
be oh, what a what a cute baby. So we're
gonna have that. We have all the training news havedlines.
Of course, getting caught up from the long holiday weekend,
We've got some entertainment stuff Birthday's, porn of Birthday all
coming up for you this morning here on the Woody
show a couple of things. Uh, first thing was menes.

(01:41):
Have you heard like I guess Yahoo is big with
the gen z crowd? Really yeah I thought Yahoo was.
I mean other than like you can go there for
news or whatever, but the actual site. So yeah, they
for like news. It's it's gaining ground, they say among
the gen z crowd with no pull it in fighting
or AI fakery controversy. Some younger users are discovering it

(02:04):
to be a quote gentler corner of the Internet today.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, you don't really see it's not really one sided.
I still go there once in a while just to
look at what news articles that they have. What I
found also is interesting. It's uh Yahoo AOL And you're like,
what is AL doing? Right? Check this out? So AOL,
Now what's the number one scam on the internet with
like old people, celebrity No, no, people like called them

(02:32):
and said, hey, you have malware.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Or some likeater.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
We need to get into it, right, But AOL that's
their whole business model now where they actually do it legitly.
If you have problems with your computers running super slow,
AL sells software. Now now I'll clean up your computer.
Like if you're you know, but I always want to like, like,
you don't even you don't even like let's say you're

(02:55):
not tech savvy at all, right, but you want your
like your computer's running slow because probably you did download
a virus or something like that. AOL Now that's their
whole business model, is selling this type of software, which
is so funny because that's the number one thing that
you know, old people get ripped off on.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well that's uh, that's what I read this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yahoo is taking off with the gen z crub wow thing.
Oh by the way, I taught my mom how to
use chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh how did that work?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
She loves it? Okay, well, okay, so she had to
get these tests done with the doctors. She had that
hip replacement, and there was some problem with nerves being
damaged in the process, and so she had to do
this thing basically like an EKG but for nerves, like
you know, kind of how much uh how much damage
was done to the nerve and regeneratives regenitative regenerative, regenerative

(03:47):
stuff that's going on. So anyway, she has the report bag,
but she's trying to make heads or tails out of
medical stuff, and typically she will do the long form research.
She'll go online. She'll get you know, legit sources and
different things and try to figure out what these because
she's not a doctor to try to figure all these
things mean. I go, MA, you can upload this right
to chat GBT and say, please explain this to me

(04:07):
in layman's terms.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It has saved her so much time. So if you
have something, I got the idea because she's talking about shoes.
I just had to go through all this paperwork and
figure out what the hell it means. It's exhausting. And
I thought about my kid's school sent that thing about
that fundraiser, and they had that chart that was written
out in a weird way, and I go, we coult
my wife and I couldn't make heads or tails out
of it. And I just took a picture of it,

(04:30):
uploaded the chat GBT and it explained it in super
simple terms in two seconds.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Because that's what you want when you're asking someone for money,
is to make it as complicated as possible.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
I also saw a news article about a mom her
son for two years, the doctors couldn't figure out what
was wrong with them, and kept going to the doctor
where she took all of his medical records put them
into AI, and they figured it out in like two minutes,
so much faster.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
And the doctors could not figure out.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
So we hear bad things about AI. You know, hey,
the fake stuff for you know, people getting screwed over.
We had something about celebrities last week and the video
takes Yeah, but that's that's that's pretty cool. Yeah, I said, Well,
and then when it spits something back, you could see
what the reference is. You can see what the reference is,
see if it's something legit or not. And then also

(05:20):
if you have a follow up question, say hey, tell
me more about whatever it spit out that you have
a better question. She's loving it.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's awesome.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
The other thing that a I might be doing for
old people is it's now gotten to the point where
you can do a real time conversation in speech, so
like it'll talk back to you as fast as you're
talking to it, and that could be a nice companion
for like old ladies.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh for sure, you don't have who missed their dead
husbands and stuff, you know, because it's really so that
we should play with the one time on the area
here but because it's not like they're allowed to have
another relationship and get they have to miss you forever.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
And then the robot right exactly fall in love with
the AI.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I want to clone myself and just have to take
some family calls once in a while.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
That'd be cool. Yeah, put your voice in there and yeah,
let it go it, let it rip. Top Hour. Phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
The Woody Show, wood whizz back and into another new
hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's

(06:20):
Tuesday morning. It's February the eighteenth, twenty twenty five, Woody Menace, Hi,
Gina gran there's sea Bass. Yes, we've got Sammy phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text to over to two to
nine eighty seven. We got a big announcement coming up
on Friday morning that we want everybody to hear because

(06:42):
you have a chance to be a part of it.
I think it's the coolest thing that we get to
do details Friday morning, no particular time. Just listen to
the show because we're little bit once we're on the air.
We're gonna talk about it a lot. Yeah, and that
is on frind and tell you how you can win
your way to our event. It's kind of a big
that'll be that'll be Friday. Greg will be back this

(07:03):
coming Monday.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Good.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
All right, So he is out this entire week. His
brother's funeral is on Thursday. I was talking to Greg.
He's like, man, I didn't I didn't realize like how
difficult it was to coordinate this kind of thing. He thought, like,
somebody died, they can get together and have the funeral
and the burial and everything else all done. Yeah, no
matter of the day or two No one.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Just swoops in and does this. You have to just
figure it out from scratch.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
So, Gina, how did the Jews do it quickly? Yeah,
a lot of if you're like a you know, practicing
dox stuit, especially like it's got to be within twenty
four hours.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Four hours. Yeah, ours was because it was COVID. I
think it was forty eight. But yeah, it's it's no
embalming pine box, you know. Service, You just you know,
back to the earth with you and then you have
and then at the end of the service, everybody piles
the dirt. We're very logical people. You shovel the dirt
onto the casket to kind of give that closure. And

(07:57):
this is the most Jewish thing I'll probably say today.
It is required. It is a commandment that after a
funeral you go home and eat.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, because you want to now you separate yourself from
the dead and cool thing. Yeah, for your lives. So
you need to remind.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yourseffic happens after funerals anyway, right, I mean nobody goes
to like a reception somewhere.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, our agent was Jewish.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah that's the way.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
And yeah wine box, Yeah we put dirt on.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, that's part of it.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Well, anyway, Greg's brother's funeral is on Thursday, So don't
get pissed, guys, but we are taking Thursday morning off
so that we can be at the funeral. There's a
handful of us that are going up there, put together
like a little because I just didn't want Greg to
feel alone. Because Greg has mentioned a number of times
about just how small his family is, and at this

(08:53):
point it's just Greg, his mom and his dad and
I think maybe one somewhere, Yeah, I know of a cousin,
like his parents didn't have a lot of brothers and
sisters or they're gone or that's it. I mean, so
that's that's his whole family. His aunt died a number
of years ago, a handful of years ago, and that
was such a big deal because the family was already

(09:13):
so small.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
So you're a good friend.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, I mean we all wanted to, do, you know something,
show support for Greg. So we'll be off on on
Thursday just so we can go to the funeral, will
be back on Friday, and then Greg will rejoin the
show on Monday. Now I'm not going is a good thing, right?
He don't want to see me? Did you want to go? No?

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Not necessarily, but okay, they know. I think you'd be
happier not to see me then to see me.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Oh that's a that's an interesting point.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I think you could look past it.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Well, like you're doing your job as a friend by
not going show of support.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
See, that's the thing. I think he doesn't want to
see me though the relationship is complicated. It is, it's
going to additionally when he's here. But I'll think.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
He gets a ride in the car, right exactly, So.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't truck.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
But yeah, I don't think his focus would be on you.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
But I think just for me to be there, I
think it would be weird for him what he doesn't
because I don't know his family obviously.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah yeah, but this is for Greg.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
That's what I'm saying exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
So the Sea Bass's gift is not going My thoughtlessness
is not thought less. Okay, I got it. I did
think about it because I was like, man, what would
be the right thing here? Because you know, again, their
their relationship is complicated, like Greg respects Sea Bass and
what he does, and you know, like there are times
where it's like I feel like he does enjoy Sea Bass,

(10:39):
and then there's other times it's like, man, you wouldn't
care if he died, not a fan, always looking forward
to that. Do you know what you can do?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know what you do? He would love this. Write
a card Sea Bass?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh yeah, you get like a card? Should I send
that with you?

Speaker 10 (10:52):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Will leave it here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
With us?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
But like Bizarro Sea Bass or you like.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Sincere Morgan good news? Yeah, I have the show. But plugs,
Oh yeah, look how nice they came here? Look seriously,
look how nice those things came out so it's it's
it's the logo is under like almost a glass. But yeah,
last stick, Yeah, I like a resin.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
Is that a normal size because it seems large.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
My wife saw it and said, oh, that's not as
big as I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
This seems like I don't know. Is this a starter plug?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
It seems pretty uh like the gauges. It seems reasonable,
I say, pretty much anybody could deal with that.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, let's try.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
All right, Morgan, like as a group.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You know, I'm not doing it alone.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
Let's all see if we can do it.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
We only have one, so settled down because well, no,
we have other ones. Yeah, but it's nice, right.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
It definitely looks like high end. It looks like it's
from Tiffany.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, I mean, and the way the logos on there,
it looks it's it's a very anybody else want to.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
You want to handle it? I want you to touch it.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't think I've ever seen a butt plug with
anybody's logo on it. Mean either, we have our very
own butt plug. It's very excited that one gonna be mine.
I have I have one for you.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
It's actually slightly lighter than I thought.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, it's just heavy enough. I think it was very light.
The widest diameter inch and a half maybe. Anyway, if
you ordered one from the what do You Show merch store,
just know, uh, they are being picked up from what
you Show headquarters here today taking to the place that's
doing the distribution, and that means they should be going out.
I would think tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Cool, they're coming, yeah, yesterday.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
And if you want on the show, if you're one
of the winners of the butt plugs, uh, those those
will I can go out today from this location. Nice
to the people who to people who won. So we
bring one a great uh you know what, that would
be a nice.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Thought, like hey, here you go touching.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah we can.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
We can put it. We can put it like because
it looks like it comes in this little like pouch
and we can hang the palch from like I don't know,
like the neck of a bottle of wine or something
like that. Very fancy. Yeah here it is nice. So
gut you're ready for this. Speaking of the well, they
weren't sex toys, like at least the dive toys weren't.
But then there were the anal beads and Dragon's tail

(13:10):
and dragon's tail and then the fist, the big rubber fist.
This is from the auction for sea bass moving and
we had gotten a bit on this and then the
buyer never came through at the funds and so we
are reposting this auction item. Oh yes, it's one time only.
It's the sea bass moving auction of the day and

(13:30):
all of the proceeds generously being donated to fire.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Relates after he recoups expenses.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
Exactly, because we couldn't write the check until I'd sold
all the items. So now we're going to give a
second chance, drawing here and up on the same eBay site.
Medice will have the links on all our socials. Okay,
Medice is going to post that right now, same deal
twenty four hours. Twenty four hours, yep.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Okay, So by tomorrow morning we will hopefully have a
winner that will come through and this money will graciously
go to generously go to Fire Release.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Take it a while to get through because I the
guy who won the toilets. See it is just now
picking it up.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay, Well, you know people are busy, exactly, they got
things going. But it is that was autographed. If you'd
like anything autographic course. Sure, happy to do that.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
Absolutely recommend shell lacking it before you use it, especially
with this rubber.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Fist menace is posting yes, yes, all right, So on
our Instagram at the Woody Show you can find the
link there. Also going to the woodieshow dot com. Again.
This auction is twenty four hours only. We're gonna take
a quick break. We'll come back. We got some news headlines,
the trending news of the morning. Next with Gina grad
Hang on, everybody else gonna take a quick break. I'm

(14:36):
gonna take a permanent one.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm gonna fill.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Show.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I forgot to mention we have a big announcement coming
up on Friday.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's a biggie yeah, yep, and you're gonna want to
be here. You don't have to listen to any particular
time because we're gonna be talking about it a lot
from the time we hit the air until the event
actually happens. Yeah. Well, we'll be mentioning it enough that
you'll not miss it as long as you're tuning in.
But we want you to be there Friday morning. We
have all the details for you. Phones are open eight

(15:04):
seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. I have
a good holiday weekend.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, a lot of holiday shopping going on. You know,
I'm saying a lot of sales.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh yeah, big sales after the sales present day? Is
that the Mattress.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Holiday, the Mattress Holiday?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Also, you know the big SNL celebration. I enjoyed that.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
The concert on Friday and then the Big Shell Sunday
three hours long.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
I know, so long. I only got through an hour
of it because it was so long.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I'm going to go back and finish.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah. This weekend was that trip to Napa that we.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Do, Oh yeah, I was it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It was the socializing was great, Like you know, I
went to three of the wineries with them.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
You did?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah on the one day?

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh they went like two and a half days worth
of wineries. And I was like yeah. After after that
one day, I was like, yeah, it's good. I'll probably
never did to go again. Can you ever drink wine
at all? Or no? No instant headache. It's drinking a headache.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
So what did you do?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I just hung out and socialized. The one place, the
one place that we went was called mum and they
make like sparkling wine. You can't call them champagne.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
And I had like one glass of the champagnya.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
There and did you love it?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
It was good. I mean it tastes like champagne.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, exactly, you know that's following it.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
I'm so jealous that you got.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
To go there. We went to Camus. Did your wife
come home drunk and making fun of you as she
usually does. No, she was actually very friendly. She was
very nice. Maybe yeah, maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's
just the environment. But yeah, anyway, I hope everybody had
a good three day weekend. It is the Woody Show.

(16:47):
That's the laugh of superiority, The wood Show. What was
the big trending news headlines this morning, Gina.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Grett, Well, this is definitely something I'm glad Greg isn't
here to talk about. Delta Airlines plane crashed at Toronto
Pearson Airport yesterday afternoon, and this was unlike anything most
people have ever heard of. Turns out the plane crash
landed and flipped upside down on the runway.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, I wanted the video of that.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
It's very rare.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Well, did you see video.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
There's gotta be some that's come out that's from like
a lot across the way, and instead it shows it
was probably wind she er.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
They fit.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
There's That's what I was thinking, how that happened. I'm thinking,
like a gust of wind came and it slams it
in the ground, right exactly. There's a lot of snow
on the ground. There's a lot of stuff going so
it wasn't like it's just a typical dry sunny day
type blinding number one. So there was clearly some kind
of weather coming through. But like there's always uh cameras
from the airfield, right, like at least from the tower
looking out onto the airfields. It's got to be some

(17:45):
kind of video of it.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Well, there's definitely video of people exiting the plane and
the like. The flight of are not messing around. The
ESFA is trying to figure out what the hell happened,
and there will probably be more info on that in
the next few days.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
The weakest thing is, like you're involved in something where
everybody survived, you don't even get to use the slot
because it's upside down. There's subside down. Well, what is
this change? Are you're the big oh, I don't need
to put my seat built on all that stuff. I
would have been out of the plane quicker. You'd be
the ICU. I uh a lot of an injured. But anyway,
I I heard some of the people talking about, like

(18:19):
what happened. So they said that they landed, the plane
flipped and ended up on its roof. They said it
was a really weird feeling, unbuckling themselves and then dropping
to the ceiling.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
Plane and they said, yeah, think about how many like
just people are fat and out of shape and there's
no way they can catch themselves.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh no, it's just crack. They're dropping well.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
And they said the fact that it was a smaller
plane probably help because the drop from your seat to
the ceiling wasn't as far. But they're trying to figure
out what happened. The plane was carrying four crew members
and seventy six passengers. At least eighteen people injured, three
in critical condition and taken to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I saw its being of a guy getting injured. There's
a video I think it was on that PPV Tahoe
account that we follow on Instagram. Yeah, this guy like
a uber or lyft driver, so he had one of
the cameras inside the car, So that's how you got
this video. But he's sitting there at a light and
some kid texting and driving rear ends him. It's seventy
five miles an hour to see just how violent that is.

(19:15):
And then and this guy ended up with a back
broken in like three places.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, did he go through the windshield seventy five miles
an hour?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
No, he was buckled into his seat and you know
got rear ended. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, I know somebody that fell asleep at the wheel
and hit somebody like going full speed and they were
at a stop and they thought they killed the person. Wow,
because they were knocked out instantly.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I mean, did you ever, like misjudge, know, when you're
pulling into a parking spot and they have those little
like curb looking things in front of the spots going
too far forward? Do you ever hit those going like
not even fast at all? Too Yeah, but it's still
like joltya yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
You're pulling through and you're like, oh sorry.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Somebody out. The text says on the the Aviation Rare
Instagram page. There was a clear recording.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Oh oh, this seems like something you would follow anyway. Yeah,
the fiftieth anniversary of SNL was this past weekend and
the numbers are in. It was huge, Almost fifteen million
people watched. Lil Wayne and Miley Cyrus were some of
the musical guests. Paul McCartney closed the show with a
rarely performed Beatles song you know, Golden Slumbers, Slash carry
that Weight, Slash the end that one. There were cameos

(20:25):
from Eddie Murphy and Kristin Wig, Will Ferrell, Steve Martin, Scarlett, Johnsen,
Chevy Chase, Dan Agramy.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, how are you doing? Ryan? Why have you heard that?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
You heard?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
And if you missed it, you could stream it on peacock,
Like you know, Sammy only sell the first.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
It doesn't seem like his wife was in on the
joke because her face instantly changed.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Well, no, she was just she had no expression and
that's the only way you can play it.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
You can't laugh at what he say.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
You can't really show me smiling. He said that, and
then she wasn't and Kevin Costner was sitting behind them.
There were people trying to make something out of Kevin Costner.
As soon as he stood up, Ryan Reynolds now I'm
saying Ryan rounds. He kind of had this look on
his face, like this mmm kind of look on his face.
Also said there chewing gum with a lot of shots on.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
What are you talking about? Kevin Costner or Kevin.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Costa Like he did not It seemed like he wasn't
into you want to be there, Ryan Reynolds like getting
up there, like they're like, well, who can you tell?
Who said he's on? Because he then was making eyes
like trying to see what Blake Lively's reactions.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
He knows where Kevin's knew best he is Pete Davidson.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Oh well, that's not something that I expected to hear.

Speaker 7 (21:37):
I guess they were together at the Super Bowl and
then they were hanging out again at SNL fifty and
like backstage and everything or after the most.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Likely pair they must be shooting something. Yeah, but yeah,
but there was the concert on Friday, which I thought
was really really good.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
The whole weekend. Well, high level delegations from the US
and Russia have begun talks in Saudi Arabia today with
the hope of ending the now three war in Ukraine.
Ukrainian President Vladimir Selenski was not invited to the meeting.
This is just the beginning of the process to see
where Russia is since they started this whole thing, and
to see if there's a deal to be made to
end the fighting. And after that they'll get Ukraine involved

(22:13):
to work out a deal.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Well.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
President Claudia Shinbaum said yesterday that Mexico will take Google
to court if maps shown to US based users continue
to label the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
And she told reporters what Google's doing here is changing
the name of the Continental Shelf of Mexico and Cuba,
which has nothing to do with Trump's decree, which applied
only to the US Continental Shelf. And we do not

(22:38):
agree with this.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Okay, here's here's here's my thing. I think the whole
thing's dumb on both like renaming it dumb, also suiting
about it dumb.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
This is like when they renamed the Sears Tower in
Chicago the Willis Tower. Nobody calls it the Willis Tower.
Yeahs town, nobody calls it the Willis Tower. Or like
every other year where they rename a venue from one
thing to the next thing. It's everybody refers to it
as whatever it was always was right, all right, so
does it? I mean, none of it really matters. This
is just a pissing contest.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I wonder if they're gonna my a friend of mine said,
if when my kids taking a geography test. I wonder
if they're going to count it off.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I pieces, well, they even bother like who cares.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yeah, that's why the SNL thing, Steve Martin said, I
was a vacationing in the Gulf of Steve Martin.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I mean the whole the whole thing, from the very beginning.
The whole thing's dumb.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yeah it is. Well, Justin Tucker, you know, the kicker
for the Baltimore Ravens, he's facing more accusations of sexual misconduct.
So at first six massage therapists said he was inappropriate
with them, but now the number is sixteen. These incidents
allegedly occurred between twenty twelve and twenty sixteen, and while
Tucker and his attorneys deny the allegations, most accusers have

(23:47):
lawyered up. The NFL is reviewing all of this under
its personal conduct policy, and Tucker says the claims are
false and hurtful.

Speaker 11 (23:55):
Ravens.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I'm so close to retirement.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeah, false heart fall. Well, tax season is here and
the IRS expects one hundred and forty million people will
file returns by April fifteenth. The IRS has also debuted
a new online tool to help taxpayers check the status
of their refunds. So, if you file your taxes electronically,
the IRS says it should take twenty one days or

(24:17):
less to get your refund. If you choose to get
your refund with direct deposit, it'll be an even shorter
amount of time. And if you file a paper return.
Do people file paper return?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I had to?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I had an extension. I was late for the reason
I was late.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, I mean it's not that long ago that I
remember being like the last in line at the post
office in the eleventh hour of like April fourteen.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
They would post up at the post office. Yeah, exact kids,
ask your parents.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yep. So, if you file a paper return, the refund
could take four weeks or more. And if you return,
if your return requires any corrections, good luck, you'll be
waiting a while.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I'm still waiting on documents really are yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Should not be?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, I should have gotten them, but I have not
gotten them.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
With.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, that's what I'll end up having to do is
then go online find the things there, download or then
request whatever it is. But it's always it's always this way.
For whatever reason, I get the W two the company,
by the way, who's the most incompetent of all the
things I have to deal with. Huh, they're the first
to get me my stuff.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
And that's pretty of the case.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So that's appreciated. Yeah, we can't get information, like we're
giving away tickets to a concert. When's the concert? I
don't know, I don't know whatever. We fired that department. Yeah,
but it comes to get in the W two.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Great, Yeah, on the spot. You're plaiting on one too.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Actually yeah, oh no, what it is. It's like where
I have like my you know, investments and stuff. I'm
like the people who are like handling my money.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, they don't know where it's at.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, where's my text form? That doesn't bring much confidence?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Well, speaking of that, heads up everyone, because the I
R S does not send text messages regarding stimulus that getligibility.
Hey no, and if you get one, it's a scam.
A lama ding dong.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
We're still doing stimmies.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, the IRS has already doled out stimulus payment stimmies
automatically to eligible people, and nothing more is required from
tax payers. Scammers are impersonating the IRS through texts, and
they trick people into handing over their personal information for
all kinds of shady purposes.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hey, it's the IRS. I think you might be entitled
to a bigger refund than we initially thought. Just gonna
need to enter your Social Security numb All right, let's
do it. That's a scam, you're kidding.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah, Just go to Target, get us some gift cards.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, oh my god. They don't even sell the visa
gift cards anymore at Target?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Is that why?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, because morons.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
I didn't know that well. The phishing scam includes a
fake link that looks like an official IRS website, of course,
and potentially leading to malware or request for sensitive info
like you said. The Better Business Bureau says people should
be careful of unsolicited messages claiming to be from the
IRS and avoid clicking suspicious links. Don't get too curious.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
They don't sell them at all.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
No, I try to get them, and they they're like, yeah,
too many idiots like get scammed, so we.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Can't sell them, and too many people going in stealing
the numbers. Well, because I noticed what they've done, because
I did buy a Visa gift card recently. Like the
number on the backside is not exposed anymore. You have
to peel the card off, yes, but the cashier at
the register makes you do that in front of them. Yeah,
so that then they can scan it, so they won't
put him back on the shelf that I already had it.

(27:28):
It's very clear that somebody's already opened it, right, I
don't even bother with it. I was at a grocery
store recently where the couple in front of me had
a bag full of gift cards.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
They were scanned. This one work, nope, this one work nope.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
The guy in front of me, he said like, well, okay, well,
why are we dealing with these thieves? Yeah, exactly, here
we go.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, well they're going to soon move on to like,
you know, red lobster gift cards or something.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
And that's the thing, like, why don't they just put
them behind a little lock box like they do everything
else there? All right, Well that's what's going on with.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Thank you very much, Gina grad I got some more
Woodies Show coming up for your next hand, I have
to stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Well I think that's I think.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, you could have got Salmon Miller's.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Who Sucks Now.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Show?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Just in time. The Woody Show is back. So check
out this idiot. Our friend Charlotte and the God had
posted a video this dude. I don't know who he is.
I guess people maybe the hip hop world might know
who he is, because people were in the comments saying,

(28:41):
you know, well, this this is what you get for
messing with so and so. I can't remember Keith Lee.
Who messed with Keith Lee? What is Keith Lee? I've
heard the name. Yeah, I don't know anyway. So this guy,
he's in some legal trouble. He's wearing an ankle monitor now.
And it's because he took those PPP loans or whatnot loans,

(29:03):
but the PPP money from the government when he had
no business taking it. And here's what he said.

Speaker 12 (29:10):
So in twenty twenty, everybody was doing the PPP. My
cousin did, my brother did it. Then my best friend
did it. I said, she signed me up. Now I
wish I never fucking did the ship.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
So bruh, four years after the money already spent. I
could it not because the door the other day pleased
to brow me open the door, but you're inside.

Speaker 13 (29:32):
I opened the door because I ain't do the hell
y'all baking up my door like that for cause here's
why her backyard under her wrest. I'm like, damn, what
the hell I do? Can I put my dog up?
Then I'll give me no information? Not let me put
my dog up. Get to the van, take me downtown.
I'm in book and asking what am I being arrested for.
They're not giving me no information. I find out when
I get in front of the judge.

Speaker 12 (29:52):
I got four charges bank fraud, wire fraud, making false statements,
and tax evasion.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
So the judge never mentioned PPP. But that never crossed
your mind. You never crossed your mind that, like all this,
all this stuff, you had, all this money that you
got by lying on applications.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Since catching up with a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Now, yeah, will listen, listen to what he's in.

Speaker 13 (30:13):
So it's not.

Speaker 12 (30:14):
Registering to me what am I actually here for? So
he said, on buying at twenty thousand dollars, I'll go
back to my sale home. To my salemate and I
tell him about the charges.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
He's like, Bro, that's for PPP. I'm like, how you know,
tell me why this man?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Tell me that is.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
Being at least fifty people that came through within the
last week with the same charges.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Good. Yeah, all these people that stole money that was
supposed to be for you know, businesses to stay afloat
during COVID And you're just like, I'm gonna go get
a car, I'm gonna go buy whatever. Like, just how
are you spending money?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Are we supposed to feel sorry for him?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's was my thing when I saw this video, bro,
like what are you coming after me now? For bruh?

Speaker 12 (30:54):
So the jail is overpopulated, the court's backed up for months.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
My next court day isn't until July. After I make bail,
they tell me.

Speaker 12 (31:01):
I got to go on an ankle monitorm bracelet and
this bitch hurt.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Bro, I can't leave the house. I can't smoke. I
can't you guys, you guys, you can't smoke. You can't drinking.
That bitch hurt can't smoke.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I can't trinking.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I can't do and mind jo.

Speaker 12 (31:18):
They can listen to anything I'm doing at any given time,
and talk to me through this bitch like it's a walk.
You talk defender earlier, and this man tell me on
face of twenty two years in prison. But if I
find a way to get them the twenty two thousand
dollars back, then.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
He can give me less than ten years. I don't
even have money for a pay little year.

Speaker 12 (31:37):
So yeah, I got a ten thousand dollars watch forsel
if anybody want to buy.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Okay, okay, yeah he got a tend I wonder wordy
got the money for the ten thousand watch.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, but I have to.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
But you know what, you know what lawyers love too
is talking about your case. Yeah, they love that, putting
it out there like that.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
What an idiot. Good. I hope he goes away for
all twenty years dumb and he has to think about
that all the time. Like, oh man, remember the howks
sid I was when I got that twenty two thousand
dollars check from the government. I thought I really had them.
If you put that money to a bitcoin, he could
have covered all these problems.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I know.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
These days, we got something some follow up news for you.
Do you remember that Hooters girl? She was flirting with
that cop called him daddy during her dem Yeah, here's
here's a little clip of that. We're going to make
out here to wake out here.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Out a heap, bro, I got a.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Okay, do you want to try this first exercise for me?
I will do anything for your daddy.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Can you put your feet together.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
In your hands?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Are you wearing are you wearing cars?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Wearing glasses?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Hey, Sophia, God, for two seconds, he's such.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
A nerd bro, a nerd bro daddy boobes.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Well, she job, she dodged jail time. She walked away
with a year of probation, random drug testing, in fifty
hours of community service. But that's all okay because the
silver line of this whole thing porn. She started an
only fans and she is now in the top two
percent of OnlyFans creators. Now, I looked into it, like,

(33:21):
how much does that really equate to the top one
percent of only fans creators? They aren't about six thousand
dollars a month on average, that's the that's the top
one percent. She's in the top two percent. It's the
top point one percent on only fans for the creators
that are earning over one hundred thousand a month. So
she's making something off of it, and you need to

(33:43):
have you need to have a hook like this. I'm
the Hooters the deal, which is why she's in the
top two percent. Yeah, but there's so many of these
hoes out there that are starting, these only fans thinking
that they're gonna be making, you know, catch outside check money.
You gotta have a hook, yeah, get arrested. Yeah, it'll
be a hooker. Be outside into another new hour insensitivity

(34:06):
training for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here.
It's February the eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Greg will be
back this coming Monday. His brother's funeral is on Thursday,
and so we're gonna be taking the morning off so
we can make a trip up to his brother's funeral.
It's a it's a quick flight and we're gonna be

(34:26):
up there and do the funeral and then there's I
guess there's a reception afterwards, so there would be food.
Greg I'm in Menace, Oh yeah, yeah, Greg's parents house.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah, we'll get to see Greg's dad. Yeah, I'm Greg's dad.
You I'm father Gory. I'm Father Gory. Yeah. But anyway,
so that that's gonna be what's happening on Thursday. We'll
be back on Friday for a live show, and then
on Monday everyone would be back. Greg will be back,
everybody way back. So anyway, hopefully you know, Greg gets

(34:55):
the support that.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
He yeah, tells me Greg is ready to get.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Oh yeah, he was ready a week ago.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
And we're saving all of our favorite Greg things for
next week when he comes back, because I discovered something
over the weekend that I want to share with Greg
so bad. Yeah, yeah, for us to do in the studio.
Oh okay, yeah, so I'm not going to use it
this far, but I know he's gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Oh well, Menace actually has a situation to share with us.
You're not waiting. You're not waiting for Gread to come
back on that, are you? No?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
No, this is pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
So you guys remember Julianne the phone screener, and Julianne
is still part of Menas's podcast, and so you know
they keep in touch on.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
The regular, so we have like a group chat going.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
And so last weak heard from her, she was at
a bar in Mexico spring people with her breast milk.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, so she always has awesome stories over the weekend.
She puts in the group chat. She's like, guys, I
got this voicemail and it's crazy and it's pretty scary,
and so I listened to it. I'm like, whoa, this
is pretty wild. Give me the phone number and I'll
reverse the phone number.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Because you know, menace well, he loves to track down
a person and find a picture of their house.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Or yeah, you're like one of those. They're called private
investigators hackers.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
So I reverse the phone number and I find this
address in Oregon, and I look up the house and
the house the house is the dumpiest house on the block.
It's scary, right, even the front window is covered with
plywood side right. So I go, hey, Julianne, I go,

(36:32):
I think you should contact like the non emergency number.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
And just have them check this out, like a wellness check. Yeah,
just a wellness check. Here's yeah, here's a phone call
that came from this house. Yeah, you know, we have
a weird feeling about it. You know, you go check
it out.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Here's the voicemail, just like, just check it out. Do
you want to hear the voicemail? Be ready? It might
be kind of triggering.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Okay, really yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Triggering all right, ready the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
That's the only the only thing they got to get
the cops involved.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Right, So the the cops are like, oh, yeah, we're
definitely going to look into this.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
So they win now.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
So they start calling the number and then a guy
picks up, right because the number is reasured to a guy.
And then the guy apparently starts like swearing at them
and getting crazy with them. So they did go to
the house, but no one answered the door, and so yeah,
and they're like, well, we don't there's nothing else we

(37:51):
can do. We don't know for sure if this is
the owners of the phone's house and all that stuff.
So then they they said it is registered to an
older address in California, so we're going to have to
contact the authorities in California. Okay, so they said they
that they did that, and that's where we're at there.

(38:12):
But again, this could also be one of those scams
where it's like, oh, we kidnapped somebody and you know
that you're related to set us money. Oh god, so
the right thing.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Oh yes, that actually was more disturbing than I was expecting.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, it's got sort of a joker vibe or yeah,
because so Julianne said she did call the number back
right away and texted, but then they never responded.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
So I was thinking, like, okay, well, if it was
a scam, they would want to get in contact with
her right away.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Julian's not the smartest, so she probably texted saying, hey,
blink if you're in trouble. Yeah, and maybe the person
was blinking.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Phone, but you know, reversing that number and then seeing
the address that is attached to and seeing the house
compared to all the other houses, this looks like, Okay,
something's happening at this house.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Could you know nothing good is up in a house
like that?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
We ply whatever the windows.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
We hear about a thousand times when somebody actually does
something like, oh well the neighbors had all kinds of
signs for.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
You, yeah, kept himself. Yeah, Yeah, there'll be there'll be
a story ten years from now about some woman who
has been held in captivity. Yeah, it'll be this chick.
Did you try to call that number back from her
own cell phone? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I wonder why the cops wouldn't have knocked on the
neighbor stores to at least ask questions or something, because
they just knocked on the door, no one answered and.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
Then that was it. Yeah, other than you know, calling
the other stage.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, they said that they you know, the furthest thing
that the next thing they could do is just contact
another address that the phone and number is attacked.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
There's definitely bodies in that basement.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, we'll send a letter. Yeah, that'll help Lettercuse me,
are there any women being held in captivity?

Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Or no?

Speaker 9 (39:55):
This could be like that Josh Hartnett movie that just
came out recently where he's got people in his basement
and he's going to the concert or the hell Yeah, yeah, no,
like you know, fake.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Fake it was actually's daughter, dude.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
That's disturbing, man, very a scam.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, he did the right thing. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Coming up next, we got some Dougan news, Sea Masses
Dougan News. There's always stories out there. And I'll tell
you the music that he.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Put together for so appropriate for dogs, who are our
little babies, who are the most our most precious gifts
that that are given to us in this world.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, so we got some Dogan news coming up. Also
Judge my Baby. Yeah, we got a brand new Judge
my Baby for you to take a look at me. Yeah,
details and all that coming up next hang on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (40:55):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Well, if you hit up our Instagram at the show
pinned right to the top of our profile, I have
a picture for you to take a look at Judge
my Baby. Right, it's another Judge my Baby submission. And uh,

(41:19):
I'm assuming this is a.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Girl, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
All right, yeah you can. You can see the picture
right now, and we're gonna be getting your comments and
on a on a baby scale of one to ten,
one means man, this kid's rough. Ten means adorbs. Yeah,
so get your your rating and your comment all right,

(41:43):
and then we'll have later on in the week we'll
give you the feedback. And by the way, even though
Greg's not here for this week, yeah, it is one
of his favorite things, Judge my Baby. So I'll I'll
solicit his feedback. Yeah maybe, and then I'll share his
feedback or.

Speaker 15 (41:56):
Maybe we can get him at least a call in
that awesome. You know, he might need to distraction, yeah
for sure. Yeah, yeah, liter in the week, so if
you want to check it out, you can see it
right now. It's pinned to the top of our Instagram page.
At the Woody Show Judge Ma Baby Yep, some other
kids to talk about.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Two teenagers in Texas arrested after they were busted going
up to little kids between seven and nine years old
on their way home from school and asking if they
wanted to be kidnapped. Excuse me, yeah, just pranking, probably
just pranking. They were charged with making terroristic threats. The
kids told the parents, the parents called the cops, and
when they picked up these two losers again, they said
they were just pranking. That's what it sounds like. Yeah,
and they were just acting out a TikTok prank that

(42:36):
they had seen fun and funny.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, okay, what could possibly go wrong? Like, oh my god,
if that were me, I would be just be like,
I'm secret shopping your children.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
They all passed.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
None of them wanted to be kidnapped. Great parenting.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
Oh yeah, there's there's that account that does that where
they walk up to kids and like all from Candy
right exactly. They do They do it with the parents
already knowing about it. Yeah, they like the parents have
done this. They're testing their kids, which I don't Oh
that's ethical either, but this one's certainly not.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
A ten year old boy got in trouble with his
dad because he didn't finish his homework on time. His
dad punished him, so the kid stormed out of the house,
went to a nearby store and asked the employees if
he could use the phone. He called the cops and
told him that his dad was using drugs. And so
now the dad is being investigated.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
And your parents, you know, got mad at you. Did
you even think of stuff like this?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
How did they get ideas on how to do this?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, what was the biggest revenge thing I did against
my parents?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Why are they so emboldened?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Now for the parents, you think you're having a hard
time with your kid, check out this story twelve year
old boy in Michigan who drove almost one hundred miles
and a stolen SUV. Oh nice, a super sweet red
two thousand Chevy Blazer, and the cops eventually stopped the
kid after he had already gone ninety miles.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
They took him into custody. They also confiscated a twelve
gauge pump action shotgun with several rounds of van munition
along with a small bag of weed. And even though
he's only twelve, he's looking at a ton of charges.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Yeah, his charges. You get to grow up and be
a country music star because he's already got the best.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Story in the world.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, he's going to be like the King of the Underlords.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah. So there's these two women. They run a daycare
in Georgia. They're on the news. They're facing charge. They
got bust to give the kids Bena drill, so they
go to sleep. A parent noticed that the kids were
crankier than normal, they were acting lethargic. They were also
sleeping a lot. So some blood work was done showed
both of the kids had elevated levels of benadryl and

(44:35):
melatonin in their systems, and so the cops got involved.
They found out the two women running the daycare there
had been loading all the kids up every day to
get them to take naps, and they had been doing
this for a while.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Yeah, it turns out parents don't like when you drug
their kids.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
No, this is such light drugging.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
Why does melatonin exist for kids?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Because it does. Yeah, they have like a kid's version
of melale.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
I know somebody who they give their kid like half
a melatonin. Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
It's on the market to give the kids to sleep,
So I guess I don't get I mean, no, I
don't want someone doing that without my permission if it's
my kid.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
But it's legal and on the market.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
But you're not just supposed to give them benadryl.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Yeah, I got to get approval. But there's some people
that give their dog like anxiety stuff every single day
just to keep them. You know, is that really isn't
that from the vet?

Speaker 11 (45:26):
Now?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Some of them just do it because they just, uh,
you can get like weed pills.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Oh yeah, you can get those in any yeah, any
like your local friendly neighborhood pet store.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah. But I mean to those war it's like CBD.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
So we're talking about yeah, pretty much. They give them to.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
CBD stuff is dumb.

Speaker 16 (45:49):
Oh No.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
When I took my senior rescue dog because I'm a
great human to the vet, the vet said, Okay, as
a vet, I can't tell you to give this to them.
As a dog owner and dog lover, it works really well.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Yeah, all right, they straight up have xanax for dogs
that I heard about my dog.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
But yeah, I do have to get a prescription for that.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, i'd heard about I'd heard about like people going
because their dog has like, you know, anxiety or depression
and they'll put like dogs on. Yeah, they'll put dogs
on meds.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Dog impression is real, dude. Every time I'm not home,
they're sad.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Yeah, they have all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Dog, but my uh, one of my dogs, when it
gets in the car, it starts hyperventilating because it's so
excited and something. So I just give it some dotty
doggies and Xanax and it's good.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
Isn't like the behavioral modification, the actual thing that will
help your dog, like dog whisperer stuff. Yeah, dog thea
he shows up and those dogs are flipping out and
he just and he grabs dog about.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Caesar, Yeah I do.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Dog got to visit his compound. Dude. He was like
the lion king dude, Like all the dogs like walked
right behind him and once he stopped, they all just
sat down. And he's the man said, they don't want
to be abused.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
All these all these dog pair all these dog owners
are just lazy.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
That's what the drugs.

Speaker 9 (47:10):
If you just if you actually sat down and properly
trained your dog, this this problem would not.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Stories about Caesar Milan, no about like you know treatment,
you know, I know, I'm honest. I'm honestly asking.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Like people don't like his way of training dogs. He
goes because he's good at it.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Every time I try what he's tried, it works. Yeah,
Like what dogs have you tried to train?

Speaker 9 (47:34):
I did not even not even train like I just
I was dating this girl. She brought me and she
was house sitting and she said, Okay, be careful. This
dog is gonna be super hyper. He's gonna jump all
over you. And I said, oh will he? I do
exactly what Caesar said, didn't don't. I don't address the
dog like I'm supposed to be here. You're just in
my presence. And so first he said. And then it's like, okay, well,
I'm not getting the reaction I want out of uh

(47:55):
Sea best whisper here.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Nobody does. Nobody gets the respect inside of Sea Bass
that they're anticipating.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
He was coming up to me and cuddling with me
yea and being quiet and calm. Yeah, because the stupid
owners are when when the dog flipped out, they flipped
out back.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
It started screaming at it.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
I love the dogs who were like or that, the dogs,
the dog owners who say now, not no, stop.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
That, don't do that, and he just kep. I did
see a video where it was one of those things
where it there was an elephant in cactivity and the
guy was like trying to move it from place to place,
and he had a stick and he kept hitting the
elephant on the legs, tap tap tap and town tap tap,
and his elephant just snapped but killed this dude. And

(48:41):
that's apparently this place wherever they were, they're like known
to be abusers of these elephants, and so the elephant
just had it good. It picked him up, threw them
and then came over, folded him in half, and then
stomped on his folded in half body and then stomped
on the back of his head, and then picked him
up again and tossed him again, and finally somebody else

(49:02):
came over. This guy was just wish, Oh my god,
it was awesome. Yeah, It's like, okay, cool, Why would
you You're gonna you're gonna abuse this animal who will
easily kill you baby. Yeah, speaking of the dumb dog stuff.
Tony Hinchcliff who runs you know They Killed Tony podcast. Yeah,
he's a he's funny man. His uh, his comedy is

(49:23):
really funny. He hangs out with Burt Kreischer a lot
on his tours and so anyway, so he was talking
about in uh one of his stand up specials I
think it's called one shots on Netflix, about this restaurant
in Los Angeles that's that's by his house, and speaking
of things that you can do for dogs, just built
a place right around the corner from where I live.
This is some weird la stuff for you. They just

(49:45):
built a place called just Food for Dogs. Yeah, it's real.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
This is a place where you take your dog so
that it can get a restaurant style meal while you
sit there and watch.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
No food for you.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
It's just food for dogs, which means there's a kitchen
at that place, which means there's a chef at that place,
which means there's a chef right around the corner from
where I live that is so terrible at what he
does for a job. This is the guy so terrible
at being a chef that he once cooked for one
of his buddies and his pal tried his food and

(50:24):
he's like, dude, I wouldn't feed this to my dog.
And the other guy's like, I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
There was a dog right by one of my favorite
sushi places ever. There was this dog reiki place. Excuse
they'll do on your dog.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
So the dog just sits there and they like wave
their hands out.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Yes, I don't know, And for folks don't know what
reki is, it is complete. It's literally that it is spells. Yeah,
you don't you don't touch the person. The person just
like it's like an energy thing, right.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
I've done it, Okay, is it okay?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
No, but I'll try anything and everything. And I stand
up and the guy's like and he starts like waving
his hands fast and furiously over. I mean, he's sweating,
and I'm like, what am I supposed to feel? And
he's working, and by the time we were done, he
like collapses on the couch and I'm just standing there
like what do we do now? And he goes, well,
if you're a person who takes a lot from other people,

(51:21):
you'll you'll start to feel nervous and anxious. But if
you're a person who gives a lot. You'll feel really
empowered because I've cut all your core.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
What office look like? Can I tell you what I'm imagining. Yeah,
I'm imagining one of those casting couch videos and porn
where it's just pleasure. Yeah, it's a desk, a couch
and then a camera on a tripod and just a
white office.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Okay, you're very close. It was, But it was in
the back of like one of those like stone gem stores. Okay, yeah, Samory.
And then you go in the back and it's like
a curtain and you open it. It's basically like office
supplies with boxes and like a Radiosh, oh really you
were on a couch?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Okay, you paid for this?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
No? Oh no, I I was given a Ye, that's
very nice.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Imagine the value on that.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
And so you never felt anything?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Well, I convinced myself. I was like, well, I guess
I feel free, but I'm still with like my like
emotionally abused boyfriends. Though it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
That's why she got it from. Uh remember when we
pepper spray or anything.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Remember when we interviewed one of those reiki guys and
I asked him if he did it on Wieners and
he got so mad.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Oh that's right. It was kind of like interview were
let before interview were left.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Yeah, so so no is the answer.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Well, he got mad, but Mes did have a wiener
injury that he wanted.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
To Yeah, and then so I made him feel bad.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, I'm legitately wondering if his works one of the
times that menace had to get a stone. Yeah, kidneys
tone pulled out through a shaft. Yeah, I was too
big to pass on its own.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
And he was like writing apology letters and all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Some people on the on the texts have seen that
elephant video said, man, that was a good one. Yeah,
that's what's up at dumb Towney. It was like anybody, who,
I mean, everybody loves animals. Yeah, who's just knowing like
this this alone is like you know what not today,
buddy enough and then folded this guy in half and
just stomped him. It was great. It was great.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
It was like some like dirty, disgusting third world country
has already got a terrible enough life.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
Right, they say, almost all elephants in captivity is not
a good situation.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah, all right, eight seven seven forty four. It's the
hot Show. All right, welcome back. I found this to
be kind of odd. Okay, Gina had a sleepover with
a girlfriend of hers over the weekend, or like I
thought it was ended after like.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
A certain that's the whole thing that you thought was weird.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, she just had a sleepover.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
I don't think that's weird.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Uh was it? Brandon? Is a sleepover someone's ended up
staying kind of late.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
No, my friend was in town and she's staying at
a mutual friend of ours house who was out of town.
And I said, all come sleepover at the house with
you and it'll just be like a little girls girls
sleep overnight.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
I have friends that stay in my house.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Yeah you do. Yeah, but as an event, people stayed
in my house. But I'm like, hey, like how kids
I'm picturing like how like my daughter will have a
sleepover with her friends.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Yeah, it was kind of like that. Okay, yeah, but
you're like late talking.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I'm just saying it's not male or female. It's like
after a certain age. I would think that would kind
of weird.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Order food chat.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah, like that's that would be hanging out with friends.
But like the sleepover part, like do.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
You stay get a brunch in the morning.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Duh, okay, all right, you see that's right. The only
people that stay in my house we go and do
something and then come back.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
It would never occur to me to do something like this,
but I'm not surprised that women do.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But do you call it a sleepover? Like we're having
a sleepovers?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
A sleepover, I think, is what she says. Like, they
don't go anywhere and do it.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
The plan is just to come over and sleep here,
watch a movie, not like, oh, we went out tonight
and maybe had a little bit too much a drink.
You should just stay the night. You can drive home
in the morning.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
Drinking at home.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Yeah right, yeah, So like the drinks are still being had,
but the plan is come over, we'll have some drinks,
spend the night.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
So when when she said to this to me, she
don't adult guys to sleepovers with their guy friends, can
you imagine?

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Yeah, that's what I said. They don't do it, do
they do?

Speaker 13 (55:22):
We might?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I think, like, hey, sea beasts, you want to come
over for a sleepover. Can we do each other's nails?

Speaker 10 (55:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
That'd be fun, I think.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
To the closest thing to that is like, you know,
everyone will come over on a Friday night because we're
going to be doing something the next morning. But like
on Friday night, we're all so different drinking, and yeah,
it's the purpose stical.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
The purpose is not Yeah I thought, I don't know,
I put it. I put it in there with you know,
adult coloring books.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Oh, I don't do that, right, Okay, you thought that
was weird, right, Yeah, that's done.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Okay, that's the same.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
But I'm and also it's it was kind of my
fault because I knew I was going to see her
two days and I want to back and forth from
you know, drive, I said, oh, I'll do a sleepover.
I slept on.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Jamis obviously. Yeah. No, no dude was able to get
away with that. You don't think so No, Like if
you like, if a guy told his guy friends, like
you know, found out about a sleepover like that would
be very harshly judged.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
I mean, I just don't do that. But I think
people like, yeah, people will go over and like watch
a game or something and then I'm spending the night,
and then that's not.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
You got too drunk.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Yeah, but with the plan to spend the night.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
It's correct.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I think maybe people do that again my daughter, I don't,
but will say, hey, can Tally and I have a
sleepover this weekend?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Yeah, that's what I did, not like, you know, hey,
can Tim come over and spend the night?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah? But I think people do that with the intention
that they're going to be spending the night. They'll go
there and they'll watch an event like let's say, yeah,
maybe I'm not explaining it. They're going to watch rustle
Mania or something.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
And I could be I mean, you know, it's it's
just an opinion, but I could be completely in the
minority here. That's okay. I just they just they just
said it. When she's like, guys wouldn't do that, I'm.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
Like, no, guys, don't her first, it wouldn't pay plans
and there wouldn't be events and like activities plans, like
I'm sure you guys had a.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Movie right that you're gonna want. We just talked, well,
bring a sleeping bag.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
If I'm being totally honest. We talked on the couch
like nine hours and it was all good for like
the first three hours, but then Edible's got involved and
then the night it was off to the races. It
was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Now when somebody fell asleep over fell asleep first, did
you like draw penis on them? No, stack empty beer
cans on their head? No, but I did flip their
fingers in warm water to give them pee.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
But you know where I do draw the line. I
don't share beds with friends. So I stayed on the
couch because I'm yeah, because I'm like, I'm an adult.
I'm not going to snuggle into the bed with you
like doing that dog.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Of course you would.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, yeah, we've heard your stories.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Right back.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Apparently menaces just rediscovered Ace hardware.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
I did. I haven't been in like twenty years.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I mean, he's running out of things to do, guys,
He's been everywhere, He's done everything. Yeah, but Ace, what's that?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
There was a new Ace Hardware and I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna check it out because I've
probably been in there like one time in the past
twenty years just to get a key made. It's pretty cool.
They got merch up in there.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
They got all kinds of kind of merch, like clothing
like Ace hardware.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Shol like flannels and stuff and like fascination.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Yeah, they have fashion.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
You're going from a hoodie?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Yeah, No, it's really cool in there. Who knew not I? No,
have you been to an ACE.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
There's a true value that's close to the house. Okay,
I'll go there like in a pinch, rather than going
all the way over to the home depot. I want
to get a screw or a wash. Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
But dude, ACE is a pretty is the place.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's a hardware check it out.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Yeah, yourself a cool flannel.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I didn't use for the first time one of those
key makers that are at Ralph's.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool to have that Walmart.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It actually worked.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Yeah, but I use some punch.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
But if your key says do not duplicate, will it
not work?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Work? Work? He just says it on there.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Yeah, I didn't know if it was like matching that at.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
It works? Just fine? Your bless would you do it?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Just chilling, true true.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
The Woody Show and.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
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(59:56):
Got some Dougan News. Hessan News love to killing up
this hour. A couple of things to let you know about.
There was this lawsuit I was reading about and people
will sue over any of that. This woman she's suing
the Miami Marlins because she slipped and fell on some
pea oh at the stadium and it was dog pee.

(01:00:21):
They were hosting their Bark in the Park promotion and
fans could bring their dogs to the game. Now, according
to the lawsuit, she slipped on the dog piece, she
fell to the ground. She issuing the stadium operator, the team,
and the city. The lawsuit reads that she sustained injuries
resulting in pain and suffering disability, disfigurement, what mental anguish,

(01:00:43):
loss of the capacity for enjoyment of life, expenses of hospitalization,
medical and nursing care of treatment, loss of earnings and
lost the ability to earn money in the future, and
aggravation of a previously existing condition.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Well, they're just throwing everything.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yet did she fall onto a bed of knives?

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
That's the question.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
What is her job? Is she a dancer?

Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
How is this?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
The Marlins having commented, but the report points out that
every ticket for every Major League baseball game has a
policy on the back, and that really little print can't
say us. Yeah, so you're agreeing that when you use
the ticket an assumption of risk related to personal injury
and or property damage. Disclaimer It says quote holder recognizes
that the attendance of holder at the event is voluntary

(01:01:29):
and may result in personal injury, including death and or
property doubt.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Well damn they're covered.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
And it agrees to stay alert and remain aware of
her surroundings by using the ticket or by attending, observing,
or participating in the event. Holder acknowledges and assumes all
risks and damages associated with holder and or miners, especially if.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
You're going on dog p Day. There's going to be
dog good good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
That's like if a bat comes flying, actually like a
broken bat or a foul ball.

Speaker 9 (01:01:56):
Will say that that doesn't mean you can walk in
the stadium and they can legally murder you. But there
are normal things that will happen in the normal course
of attending it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, people will spill things in the concourse, right, Like
it's not like the team put that there no to
jerk you up, but it's just like, man, people they
look for the easy payday, loss.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Of enjoyment of life. Then you have bigger problems than donkey.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
It's called marijuana.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Look into it because people people will sue just hoping
that the people that they're suing won't want to pursue
it to litigation, and then they'll settle it out and
then they get something on that and something like oh yeah,
I can because when you when you get that laundry
list of stuff disfigurement, mental anguish, like oh kay, we've

(01:02:40):
all been embarrassed and we've fallen, you know, publicly, or
you felt like an idiot, you've slipped off a chair,
you drunk, did something stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Trying to think the last time I fell right while.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
You were hospitalized?

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
I thought sliping false stood that's such an eighties like lawsuits. Yeah,
express people even bother with that and more.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Yeah, that's embarrassing for her. Where's shame? What happened to it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Right now? I used to feel that way about the
McDonald's hot coffee lady.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Oh did you see that dog?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Though I did, but I still don't feel bad for her.

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
Well, they had it. They had the temperature higher than regulation.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
McDonald's was wrong, and there's regulations for a reason, so
that people can't burn themselves in their hole.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
You can still an area, but you can still get
burnt damage.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Even if it was like, let's just say, even the
temperature that's regulation like that would still hurt. It's still
hot coffee.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
Yes, but she had third degree burns. I mean it
was really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Well yeah, so let we turn that around. You, Well,
you did order hot coffee.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
Yeah, but again there's regulation for a reason.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
McDonald's had it higher, just so that you could smell it,
so that people would order it, and they didn't care
that it was going to be burning people.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Oh yeah, and they threw it on her.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
They cared that it would be burning people because they
people at McDonald's drink their own coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I'm quite sure. So you know, maybe it's like it sucks.
It does It does suck.

Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
I mean the injuries are real.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
To make that make her whole, I don't like that argument,
But if that's the thing, this is a real argument.
And I'm not gonna be the one that's like rooting
for McDonald It's like this, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I'm not reading for like like to me, she has
but but.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
There has to be repercussions too, otherwise they would continue
to do.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
It as well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
God forbid that coffee be too cold. You sue them
for that. I ordered hot coffee. She's acted like it
was malicious because it's just higher than regulation to sell
more coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
It was negligent.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
You are so complicated because like there are times where
like there's no way Samy can even try to defend
whatever it is that we're talking about and inevitably out
of left field. Well yeah, but then on something like that,
you can't even at least see like the middle ground
of it, Like I understand what you're saying, and I
can see that I don't necessarily agree with it. I
think that you ordered hot coffee, or hot coffee, they
more careful, you know, but.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Plenty of people have spilled hot coffee on themselves and
not got third degree burns.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Maybe they did. They just said, you know what, what
a dumb ass I am. I can't believe I spilled
this coffee on myself? What an idiot? Or spilling coffee
on yourself is not the proper use of that, yeah, yeah,
or the people better better? How about people who sue
a place like McDonald's because they're fat, or they sue
the cigarette makers because they got lung cancer after smoking. Like,

(01:05:28):
I mean, at what point.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
These days that's not a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yeah. Sometimes sometimes I think in the case of this
woman with the Marlins and slipping on the dog bee,
it was just an accident, you know what I mean, Like,
I don't think anybody is necessarily responsible for it. Yeah,
just chalk it up to oh man, that sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
And again I thought she had a real argument until
you said, oh, it was take your dog to the park.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
In the park's at minimum? Looking at it, like, you know,
both ways at minimum? Maybe her uh hospital costs at least.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, but why would they be responsible for that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Because they caused an environment for her to get injured.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
How about let's find the minimum just.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Take care of her.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
When lawyers start throwing in terminology like loss of enjoyment
of life, yeah, that's where she's looking for.

Speaker 9 (01:06:19):
The only argument in that case menace again, like spill
drinks or whatever. She could get a slipped on any liquid.
The hoarly argument would be is if that dog piece
set there for hours and they knew about it or
should have known about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
If you want to see anybody sue the person who
let their dog pee on the floor and then didn't
clean it up like the person that we saw. Is
that the Vegas Airport. This dog took a dump right
in front of a restaurant in the terminal and then
the person just started walking away, disgusting.

Speaker 16 (01:06:48):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Last week, this woman, Chyanne Campbell, she was unexpectedly reunited
with her missing dog Emma, at a Second Chance shelter.
This is an Hour, Alabama. After five months of being separated,
the dog had disappeared. Despite months of searching, Cheyenne and
her family just had no luck finding her. And then
a good Samaritan who had been trying to locate Emma's

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family for months, finally brought her to the shelter. And
it's the shelter where the you know, where the owner works.
This woman works at the shelter and she's been looking
for her dog and then this person all of a sudden,
here's your dog.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Oh wow, lucky day. Crazy, Yeah, the best day of
her life. Yeah, it'd be hard to go into work
every day with all those dogs knowing that yours is missing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
And you know what I mean, it's an ugly ass
dog too. Sorry, I get it. I love I do
love dogs huge, and I wouldn't be mean this dog
other than other than this, say like this was a
judge my baby.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Yeah no, that's if Pete Davidson was a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
It's that's not the eddite dog from Fraser. That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
The eye game is crazy. Yeah, he's looking everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, it looks kind of like a Chihuahua. Yeah, like
a chuaa R mix. Yeah, I get show. Yeah exactly, yeah,
brown brown eyes though. Yeah, Okay, whole film is busted.
You see the whole look at the whole family that fits.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Around over that, just keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, that's that's a that's a go to Walmart and
sweatpants family. No, absolutely sorry pants. Yeah all right, So
Sea Bass coming up next. He's got his Dugan news.
You can't you can't be mad at this duke because
it's about duggans and just their their adorableness. Okay, right,
complete with song. Yeah, so that's coming up next. Phones

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are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight
seven seven forty four, Woody. Hit us over with the text.
You can send those over to two two nine eight
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Because it has a head show. If you'd like to
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text over to two to nine eight seven about some
Dougan News.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yes, yes, please, We've.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
We've got a lot of good feedback. I mean, it's
I'd love to do with the song. I'm sure people
just people. They love dogs, they do, yeah, they do
escapeable Yeah. People. People love dogs and they love sea masses.
Dougan News. We have a brand new round here for you.
Its seas what he had for us. Well, today we're

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going to meet a number of pets and their guardians,
starting with Chris.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Not owners, they're they're for Mama's caretakers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Her dogg o daddies. And we're gonna start with Chris
and his little baby Body, who are out on a
walk one night, and we'll let NBC two Orlando tell
us about how Body saves Chris.

Speaker 17 (01:09:58):
For Chris mckin, Body, the boxer, taking an evening walking
their Altamont Springs neighborhood is usually a relaxing pleasure, but
Wednesday night was a different story. Chris says, as he
was walking Body two coyotes appeared.

Speaker 14 (01:10:16):
He took off with so much force that the dog
took me with it. It took me to the ground,
but at the same time, it let this one creep
a little bit closer to me because I was on
the ground.

Speaker 17 (01:10:30):
Well, he's a little sore because his dog dragged him
to the ground, but he says that his dog saved
his life, and he's amazingly realistic about it all.

Speaker 14 (01:10:40):
Well, when a ninety one pound dog comes at you
at about thirty five miles an hour, you're like a
bully pen.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
It's just about your safety.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
About what was happening, it's his nature.

Speaker 14 (01:10:52):
You can't predict it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
It's just something.

Speaker 14 (01:10:55):
But everybody's got to be aware of that. We're building
so fast and so can't expect. He's an animal was
not to be around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
It's just big. He's walking. This white looks like Florida
man for something.

Speaker 9 (01:11:10):
Really does meth mouth, and he's like any one pound boxer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
If you typed in the AI, give me a generate
a picture of Florida man, Guess exactly what I was doing.

Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
They're walking like it's like it's late at night and
two kyties show up. Now the conties did not attack
Chris and Body, but Body attacked the coyotes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
And then he drags his odor of the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:11:30):
His face is all scratched, but he's I guess his
life got saved from a potential coyote attack.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Oh yeah, cootes are known to attack.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
People, especially with dogs by their side. We're bigger than them,
so take the win. I guess you know you got scratched,
scratched up for no good reason. But I don't know
why the news showed up. So the counties didn't attack you. No,
and your dog attacked the counties.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Yeah, telling him by the reporter.

Speaker 9 (01:11:53):
It's a small town, very very dangerous. All right, Well,
let's go to NBC eight Portlands for Greg. Not that Greg,
a different Greg and his little baby Lucy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Lucy's my best friend and we've been together for six years.

Speaker 16 (01:12:10):
Greg then's like almost lost his poodle Lucy. About a
week ago. Greg was taking Lucy on her morning walk.
He noticed a car parked in this driveway. The window
was down a few inches and there was a pit
bull inside. Greg says he thought they were safe. He
was wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
What's wrong? The way the song comes in just perfectly.
They were wrong because it was a pit bull. Yeah,
locked a car with a window just cracked.

Speaker 16 (01:12:38):
A pitple could get down a few inches, and there
was a pit bull inside. Greg says he thought they
were safe.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
He was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Somehow that pitbull managed to pull the window down.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
The very strong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
He got out and came really fast across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
I'm surprised that he just come like coming right through
the window like the Kool aid man can't jump through
all come onses.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
He got out and came really fast across the street.

Speaker 16 (01:13:10):
Greg says the dog pounced bit his arm. That went
for Lucy, and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
The dog snapped her out of my arms and threw
her on the ground, breaking her pelvision.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
It's just.

Speaker 16 (01:13:23):
Greg's daughter ran over to help, so did a bystander.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
We were wrestling with him to try to get Lucy
free because he was bound and determined to kill that dog.

Speaker 16 (01:13:34):
Lucy spent three nights at Douve Lewis.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
She's a fighter, and Greg says.

Speaker 16 (01:13:38):
He spent seven thousand dollars on dead care.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I'm retired on social Security such it's a pretty big
bill for me.

Speaker 16 (01:13:44):
He'd like the pit bulls owner to help, but says
they haven't even apologized.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
It's so owners to be irresponsible.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Do you think they would, you know, be there to
lend a hand. And you know poodles, right it well
known as fighters.

Speaker 9 (01:14:01):
Well be though, But the puzzle was up in the
guy's arms, so the pit bull probably said, oh okay, no,
he ripped it out of his arms.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Yeah, why didn't they try the butt trick?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Yeah again, Oh yeah, we've heard about that. So like,
if you get attacked by a shark, you're supposed to
poke in the eye, right, And if you're being attacked
by a dog, take your finger. Were supposed to take
a finger right in the button.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
That'll stop him next time. Yeah, let's go to NBC Baltimore,
NBC eleven Dougan News. Joanne and her little baby Misha.

Speaker 11 (01:14:28):
Joanne Doalgo pulled up to her house in the Patterson
Park neighborhood and let Misha out of the back seat.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
And I turn around and the dog is lying on
the curve and these two pitbulls are on him and
they are ripping flesh.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
Who took A neighbor heard Joanne and Misha's screams and
tried to help.

Speaker 10 (01:14:48):
He and I were throwing bricks at these dogs and
hitting him on the head with pieces of wood and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
We couldn't get these dogs off. It's just stop.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
The vet compared the wound on Misha's front left leg
to a shark.

Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
He said that these dogs had to be trained fighting dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Joanne was bit on her thumb.

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
A second dog and its owner were also attacked by
the dogs That same day. Baltimore City Police and Animal
Control told us they're investigating the case and the pit
bulls have been removed from the owner's custody.

Speaker 10 (01:15:17):
Big What if a toddler had been out here playing,
I mean a toddler would have been killed.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
What if a toddler was out here just covered in meat.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Juices, delicious savory, succulent.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Juice, dress as a dog toy? Toddlers aren't safe in Baltimore.
That they're knocking to be out and it's not the dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
And I'm sorry, but was her name Joanne Doggo?

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Actually think it was like Joanne Doggo, Look what do
you do if there's a toddler on the sidewalk? That
she sounded like you didn't want it. There was gonna
be a fun accent of sea basses.

Speaker 9 (01:15:56):
Dougan News ABC ten Miami brings us this last story
of a sweet dog, Maximus and her owner, Sorry guardian caretaker, Maria.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
All right, Maria and Maximus.

Speaker 11 (01:16:11):
It's been a rough way for a woman who lost
her beloved Pomeranian and a pit bull attacked, and.

Speaker 16 (01:16:16):
Now to add the heartbreak, the memorial she left for
him has apparently been vandalized.

Speaker 18 (01:16:21):
According to Broward County Animal Care, Maria Virgerskaya was walking
Maximus while Lindsay Christy, who lives just around the corner,
was out with her two pitbulls. Well, suddenly Christy lost
control of her dogs and they attacked.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Maximus stood big.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
They were just out of control, and you know, these
are big dogs.

Speaker 17 (01:16:41):
And I'm not a huge guy, but I'm a big
guy and I couldn't pull that dog off for enoughing.

Speaker 18 (01:16:46):
The dismantling of this memorial for a Pomeranian named Maximus
is only adding insult to injury for the dog's owner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
And I pulled my dog off to the heir.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
I was trying to protect him, and they just jumped.

Speaker 18 (01:17:00):
Broward County Animal Care did not confiscate the dogs, saying
they had not been previously designated as dangerous and that
the owner agreed to keep them confined.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
So your two pit bulls that you can't control. Yeah,
they killed this Pomeranian, but just as long as you promise.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Yeah, they weren't dangerous before that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Yeah, now they've tasted blood.

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
Not only that, but what likely happened here is the
owner of the pit bulls saw the memorial photos of
little Pomeranian and just ran it over with their cars.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
That's the story.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
This is the follow up story where the memorial has
been vandalized and destroyed because you know, how dare you
point out that you love your dog? Well, there's a
round of Sea Basses Dougan News.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
I don't know how you find these stories. I mean,
like they had.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
To go to the dark wabe.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
How do they make dogs this strong that are fully uncontrollable?
Should buy lottery tickets? I don't care. It's so lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I mean, it was so rare to find these.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Nice to the Woody Show. We'll follow up on some
more animal news. Ooh okay, because we had Sea Bass
and Dougan News, heads up for dog and cat owners.
Your pets microchip might not work right now. There's this
Texas based chip company called saved this light and they

(01:18:21):
went under, but they didn't tell anybody. So one of
their chips, if you gets scanned right now, it's not
linked to anything and there'd be no way to contact you.
There's a central database of all the chip numbers that's
kept by a third party, but pets registered through this
Save This Life not in it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
No, no, So.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
The good news is your pets microchip. It's fine, but
you have to reregister it through another company, which apparently
there's a few that do that for freet check on that.
You can find them with a quick Google search. But
to other charge around twenty bucks, you know. But also,
by the way, your vet might have your chip's number
on file or they can scan it. If you have

(01:19:02):
it written down, you can you can check it yourself
if you go to A A H A dot org.
So A A H A dot org. That's all that's
if you already have the number. Though somewhere I watch
I know that the dog's got a chip, but I
don't know what the hell. Yeah, but that's all you
know you're supposed to Is that not something you would think?
That'd be something you can build into your phone. That'd
be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
My phone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Can r F I D two like a payment appu
at the grocery store. Maybe that's the new ones.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Maybe some new ones, the new joints.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah, some pussy news. The Italian doctor has been placed
under investigation after giving his own cat a cat scan
at the hospital after hours. I guess he's the manager,
should I say? Most likely was the manager of the
radiology unit. He said the cat fell off a roof,
so we figured he'd skip the vet, save a few
bucks and brought the dumb cat in the work.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Once that was done, he used one of the surgical
suites and he performed surgery on the cat. Oh you said, no,
big ad Jesus says that he used the hospital equipment
after hours, when all the X ray schedule for the
day had already been completed and no other patients were
booked for tests, adding that he was a red it
totally embarrassed of the hospital. If his actions proved costly,
he is on administrative leave and the hospital is investigating.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
I got no problem with this now, perk of the job.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure they have rules as to
you know, animals and hospitals for people.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
The sanitary aspect of him being in a surgical suite.
I'm just gonna use the X ray's, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Yeah, but if he had a i don't know, use
anything that was cost of the company, then yeah, there's
some issue there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Just pay him back, yeah, to just pay anyone to
do something I can just do myself.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
I mean I get why he might try it. Yeah,
but I also get like that man you're taking on,
I could see where that would be also against the rules. Yeah,
for just the sanitary I mean, you know, the being a.

Speaker 8 (01:20:54):
Hospital, I mean the whole thing, right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
So of course that's not the point though, Like you
know that the employees can't be bringing their pets in
there for stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
I mean, what would a cat do? I mean, what
does it have?

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Do you see the way that the doctors and scrub
up before they deal with patience.

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
It's not doesn't have a virus?

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah, cat scratch fever.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I'm not sure. Well, we have judged my baby.
We got to judge my baby. Photo. It is up
on our Instagram, so you can check that out right now,
Just go at the Woody Show on Instagram. It's pinned
right to the top of the account and there's a
couple photos there. We're asking you to rate this baby
on a scale of one to ten, one meaning that

(01:21:37):
it's fugly. Yeah, too adorbs And already some of the
comments coming in, for example, okay, cute, but am I
the only one that thinks that the second photo looks
like an elf baby? Here? Look point yeah, okay, obviously
a cute baby. Seems that somebody needs validation, like setting

(01:21:57):
the picture in icee and like, oh okay, well yeah,
your baby's cute. So but you got to rate on
a scale of one to ten, so please give us
the grade first and then comment. Yeah, more comment and
then gray. But don't don't do one or the other
might first pick because there's the first picture is like
this kid if you haven't seen it yet, and I'll
just explain. Uh, sitting there looks like a brush in

(01:22:18):
one hand and then a hair dryer in the other,
and the hair is wild. I don't know where this
baby is sitting, but somebody said it looks like it's
a baby with a hair dryer sitting in a bathtub?

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
Is that where you put outlets? The next to bathtub?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Uh? That last kid?

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
All kids, they're both the same kid. That last kid
is going to sell fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Oh yeah, so already, already we got some feedback coming
in on the judge of my baby photo. Because here's
the thing we believe here the Woodie Show that parents
should know the truth about if their baby's cute or not.
Too many parents are out there showing photos of their
babies and they're not cute.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to see them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
And then you're forcing everybody to sit there and make
it awkward, be like, oh, that's a really cute baby.
But if you want an honest opinion about your baby
and you want to have some consideration for a future
around to judge my baby, just send us the photos.
We got to get the permission, So these photos. You
got to say that these are photos that you took,
because sometimes, like it is done by a professional, they'll

(01:23:19):
have like the rights belong to a different photographer.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
And it's got to be your kid not dragging some
of correct.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
And then you also have to state in your email
to us that we have permission to post the photos.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Yep, but we have it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
We have a ton of people who send us their photos.
I just want to know and I would want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
This is a public service announcement. This is this is
us help in the community.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Yeah, so again, send us an email. If you'd like
consideration for your children, your kids to be up on
a round to judge my baby, send us an email
email at the Woodieshow dot com. It's email at the
Woodieshow dot com. In the meantime, you can check out
the latest baby. It's there on our instagram at the
Woody Show, The Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:24:05):
it is February the eighteenth, twenty twenty five days National
Battery Day. Okay, it's National crab stuffed Flounder Day. All right,
sure that sounds really good.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Question. Have you bought batteries lately? I just did at
the Walmart.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
I did a Costco. That's where we usually buy the
bo you know, we always have a stock of double
a's and triple a's. Menace. Was the price too damn high?

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
The price was mad high. So I ended up getting
the Walmart brand because I was getting D batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
You know high, What do you what do you run
on D batteries?

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
You know how? I love my ring security system and
then the motion sensors with the lights. They run on
D batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
D batteries. Well, I thought, like only kids toys at
this point ran on on D.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
These are like the little they're like little sticks that
you you put up in your yard. Yeah, and uh yeah,
they run on D batteries. I know there's a there's
a solar ones, but this is the D battery.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
I don't know what's going on with my one neighbor.
This is one neighbor, because I'm taking walks around the neighborhood,
kind of get a little movement in you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, and my one neighbor I off took
a picture of it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
They have at the end of their driveway. There's like
a tree right off to the right of the driveway
and in this tree facing the entry of the driveway
like or you're pulling off the street.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
They set up one of those wireless ring cams. Okay,
that has like the light on it and it's solar.
Oh so they's they hung it from the tree. Yeah,
thinking what are you trying to capture there?

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
I have a couple of solar joint windpacker.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
They might be like my parents, who hey, they have
one of those or it's not bad, but they have
like a trail cam underneath our back yard shed where
they are.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Trying to find opossums and little birdie. Yeah, but that's
not this situation. I'm just in a suburban neighborhood. Yeah,
but it's it's just it's just facing the street.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Well maybe because they're well the street would be kind
of annoying. But at the moment you started approaching my house,
like I have like chimes and things going on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Is a National Drink Wine Day? I will Pluto Day?
Is Pluto still a thing? It's just not a planet.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
It gets a planet, it goes back.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
It's a planet again, what does that? That's not right?

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
We on top.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Today, in nineteen thirty, the ninth planet in our solar system, Pluto,
was discovered. But then they took it away, right, they take.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
It away, But then they brought us to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Car No, no, now they were talking about bringing it
back and they were talking about the planet.

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
Yeah, it's a planet. Yeah, planet Toyd or whatever. It
is the official planet of Arizona. Yeah, Arizona recognizes it.
And it's a thumb appreciation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Day, you guys aw thumbs up. Yeah, in case what
separates us from the Monkey's know what I'm saying. Yeah,
did you know twenty year old Millie Bobby Brown, who
my son had the biggest crush on for a while.
Now he's now he's all about Jenna Ortega loves her.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Didn't marry somebody?

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Yeah? Did bon Jovi's kid?

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Yep? Jake bon job nice. Yeah, they're married now, she's twenty.
They live on a farm in Georgia. Oh, she just
did a big interview for Vanity Fair to talked all
about her humble married life too. Jake bond Jovi. She
said she lives close enough to the stranger thing set,
and she's really not looking to do anything for like
the esthetic, you know what I mean. She's not doing

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it just because, oh, farmhouse or whatever is cool. She
really loves the farm life. She and her husband they
got cheap and goats and cows and donkeys and horses.
Sounds pretty. Queen is even taking veterinary classes through Purdue University.
She's able to treat wounds, take their pulse, moderate blood pressure,
and then you know things like that. She also does

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all their medical records herself. She even bought an ultrasound
machine so she can learn how to scan animals for pregnancy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
She's husband.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Yeah, she's also got an animal rescue that she launched
a few years ago where she rescues dogs from local
kill shelters.

Speaker 9 (01:27:48):
So she's interesting because I would think she was born somewhere. No,
she her born in Spain to British parents who lived
in Britain for a while, moved to Florida, and then
you know, through whatever, got acting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Yeah, and now it's a farm lady at twenty and married.
Probably not the best idea.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Well she's into it though.

Speaker 15 (01:28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
No, I'm saying that the farm part, I mean the
getting married at twenty years old part. You got to
start having kids. I mean, I got married at twenty three,
didn't really work out. Most people that I know that
got married in their early twenties.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
That's the starter.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Marriag actually right exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
She needs kids to help on the farms.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Oh, speaking of kids, Seth Rogan has been pretty outspoken
over the years about how he and his wife made
the decision not to have kids, and he's having a
hard time understanding why so many people care. He says
that people have strong takes on it, like f this
fing guy who the f does he think he is
not to have kids, to which Seth says that if

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you hate me so much, why do you want more
of me? He says people should just only have kids
and they really want them, and he his wife just don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Yeah, some people get crazy when you tell them you
don't want kids. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Misery loves company, I guess exactly. Yeah, time kept going by,
and that whole let's do it moment just hasn't happened.
He says that the thing that you know that the
kid pushers bring up is like, who's going to take
care of you when you're old money? Yeah, exactly, And
he hates that number one because it's very selfish to
create a person just so someone can take care of you.

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And then number two, because you have a kid doesn't
mean that they're going to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Dude, you might get a crappy dud of a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
And then he's been saying, yeah, uh. It's the twenty
fifth anniversary of Malcolm in the Middle, and Frankie Munez,
who played Malcolm, recently an interview with People magazine to
talk about the show and the upcoming revival, and he
says that his character was the worst character on the
whole show, which isn't shocking. That happens a lot. Yeah,
so there are a lot of shows, you know, the

(01:29:45):
main characters isn't the most interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Yeah, that makes sense, like this show.

Speaker 9 (01:29:51):
Honestly, Like you know, that happened to The Simpsons where
Bart Simpson was the big guy first and it turned.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Out to be Homer. Yeah, but even like you know,
a big bang thing. I'm thinking of all these other shows,
Jerry Seinfeld, it was not like, even though it's called Seinfeld,
but he's not the most interesting person. You're right, Johnny
Drama on Entourage, they could have killed him off.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Drama was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Sorry yeah, Vince yeah, Vince, Yeah, that's why I'm sorry.
Not Johnny Drama. My bad? Are you screwing upge facts?
Come on? Yeah, my bad. Anyway, So Frankie says when
he and his wife sat down and finally watched all
the episodes together, she looked at him and said, you
weren't acting at all. You are literally Malcolm, which he
didn't know how to take because Malcolm sucked. He's like, men,

(01:30:36):
Welcome's not cool. And as far as the revival goes,
Disney Plus announced this whole thing back in December. It's
gonna be four episodes. It's gonna show Malcolm and his
daughter as they're being drawn into the family chaos with
his parents. Hal and Lois demand his presence for their
fortieth wedding anniversary party. And yes, Brian Cranston and yeah,
she's back to play to play Lois. Yeah, they'll both

(01:30:58):
be there. So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
I say shout out to Frankie Munez, who was the
current spokesman four Spirit Airlines.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Is he really well? Oh yeah, he's on all their
d you go to their website and he's a race
car driver, race car driver for Sammy Billy Joel has
announced a twenty twenty five stadium tour Yes with Stinging
and Stevie Mix and Rod Stewart. First of all run.
It's gonna make its way through cities like Pittsburgh, New York, Washington,
d C, Toronto, Detroit, Milwaukee, Salt Lake City and more. Okay,

(01:31:25):
and you know, I like fun facts and this one
is about how ac DC got their name the band right.
They started back in nineteen seventy three when Malcolm Young
said that his sister in law was the one who
suggested the name as well as their signature Lightning Bolt,
because her sewing machine had ac DC on the back
of it, and that's where they got it from. He says.

(01:31:46):
I thought it was an easy name to remember, and
it was on the side of a lot of electronic appliances,
so I thought, hey, free advertising. Sweet. He said, it's
also easy to say, and it means power.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Yeah, it's kind of brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Yeah. All went through my head very quickly, and I said, yeah, great,
love it done.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
So sewing is rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's what Sammy's been saying, speaking of which,
you know, coming back after the Valentine's Day weekend, we
did get that text for the listener asking Sammy what
our top three rom com recommendations were, and she gave
us that list. But the Hollywood Reporter posted their list
of Mutts must watch rom coms, and again that's what

(01:32:29):
Sammy's been saying. They got you got mail in the
number one spot. Yeah, that's what did you watch that? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:32:35):
Yes, it's a lot of it's really making a come back.
I saw it on a bunch of cable channels. Is
like their their special presentation of whatever cheap The Run.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Sammy's top three also included How to Lose How to
Lose a Guy in Ten Days Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey,
and Sweet Home Alabama with Reese Witherspoon. Now Sammy, Agree
or Disagree the Hollywood Reporter, they have ten Things I
Hate about You and another Tom Hanks classic nineteen ninety threes,
Sleepless in Seattle.

Speaker 8 (01:33:03):
I agree with Sleepless in Seattle at number two and three.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
I don't agree with how to Lose It or with
ten Things Ten Things I Hate about You, only because
to me it's more of a teen movie rather than
a rom com.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Number four to all the Boys I've loved before. Number
five Crazy Rich Asians. That's a rom com.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Yeah, it is good movie.

Speaker 8 (01:33:24):
I one in theaters.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
I just didn't know it was a rom com. I've
never watched a wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Yeah, it's about meeting in loss when Harry met Sally.
At number six, love it How to Lose a Guy
in Ten Days, Let's see my best friend's Wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
I love that movie. It is a classic for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
The Proposal, Yes, I love that one too. That one's
a little bit more wintry to me since they're in Alaska.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
But still love it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Love.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
Actually, I've been told to watch that a million times.
I've never seen. I don't care about it, and Sammy
says it I have to watch it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
No, I don't. I mean I know that people love
it and we'll rave about it. I think it's overrated.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Uh, pretty Woman made their list. Yes, Yes, crazy stupid
love love that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
Movie, crazy stupid long that movies like fux Hours and
doesn't go anywhere? Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
No, you cannot say it doesn't go anywhere. That is
one of the prom com that actually.

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
Does go somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I take it back, it goes somewhere. So stupid that
I can't believe very yes of mine.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Was blown the first time I saw that movie. I
don't want to give it away, but I was like,
oh my god, this.

Speaker 8 (01:34:35):
Was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
The gentle breeze that blew your mind.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
It's pretty creepy, creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
You don't no the reveal?

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
No, okay, I don't even know we're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Don't bother.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Okay, Pretty in Pink Noting Hill, Yeah, Pretty in Pink,
Never Been Kissed and my big fat Greek Web.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
Great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Yeah, that's that's from the Hollywood reporter. Okay, he agrees
with something. I know.

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
I look pretty and pink too. That one to me again?
Is it like a teen colles?

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Now we know how to trigger her, like all right,
Time for your birthdays and your porn of birthday show
Shiver Okay, we're going it's Shiverday. We're gonna sit patage.

Speaker 13 (01:35:19):
It's shiverday, and you know we don't Doday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
I will start with these celebrities. Happy birthday to doctor
Dre sixty years old. Big birthday, Okay, Vana White, she's
very sweet. I was on a flight with her once
and my wife and Vanna like chopped it up the
entire time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
And she was so nice and just like you know,
super normal and courts.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
Vana White is sixty eight years old. Imagine the birthday
next year. Oh boy, John Travolta, he's worth two hundred
and fifty million dollars and he can park a jet
in his driveway. That's like the coolest house I ever saw.
It's like house slash airport. It's so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
John Travolta is seventy one. Matt Dylan is sixty one.
Jillian Michaels from Biggest Loser is fifty one in a
lesbian just to point that fifty one, Molly Ringwald is
fifty seven, Sivil Shepherd is seventy five, Dennis d Young
from Styx is seventy eight, and Yoko Ono is ninety two.
I did want to play this clip because how was
she still alive? I had never seen this before, and

(01:36:20):
I always know that people hated Yoko, but yeah, I
didn't really kind of get why because then, yeah, you're
not a big Beagles huh. But then but then later
on I heard some of her quote music that she
would like put out.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
It's something, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
And then this this video keeps popping up online and
it's this old video where John Lennon and Chuck.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
Berry video is the greatest thing ever, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Where they're doing a performance together, two legendary artists doing
that performance and for some reason, she's involved and pissed.
The look from Chuck Barry's face that you see when
she starts quote singing. Here's a little clip of it.
I got a clip for you can hear this. Listen,
see if you can out Yoko Ono in this clip.
All right, here we go, and.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Hey do you want to hear a conspiracy theory with
Yoko sures it's pretty good. People believe that Yoko Ono
actually hypnotized John Lennon to be with her because he
actually broke up with her and got with like this
super hot Asian one other Asian chick, right and look
it up and then uh, and then Yoko convinced John

(01:37:39):
to like meet up with her, and then the other
chick said yeah. Like when they met up again, John
acted like they'd never even met before, like it was
acting super weird, and then they got you and then
they got back together.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Looking her up, Dude is ninety two years old. Wow,
your porn of birthday is Jill Cassidy and she's been
on her knees more than a Catholic during Mass six
hundred and fifty three fine films including Awesome Office Foursome
Volume one. She was in Jill Cassidy Master Bates for
her Allowance. Also White Girls Love Asian Dong International House

(01:38:14):
of Cream Pies. She was in bedding Valves get it
like wedding valves better than Bee. She was on stop
jamming on that guitar and jam that penis into me?
Oh that is her greatest role every on line as well.
That is Jill Cassidy, who's twenty eight years old today,
and that Chapporano birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is

(01:38:36):
a little look what's happening in the world of entertainment
this morning. You're on the Woode Show. We're gonna take
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Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
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I prefer to do it too. Like sometimes I'll be
interested in the podcast and I'll see it's like an
hour and a half long. Uh huh, yeah, too much.

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
You just give me the bottom line.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
What's the ideal length podcast if you're going to listen
to I think like thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Yeah, twenty five thirty minutes they say about forty five,
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of well, if I'm driving, but if I'm like laying
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