The Woody Show February 23rd 2024 Podcast

Friday Fails, The DUI-Q, Nerdin Out, Dad Jokes & More!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker is due to the graphic natureof this program, listener discretion is advise.
The Woody Show is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in

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session. Good morning, everybody.Today is February the twenty third, twenty
twenty four. Today, guys,it's Friday. Yeah, end of another

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week. Nice shorter week because youknow, coming off that holiday weekend.
I'm not hating on it. Don'twork terrible, I don't hate it.
Thank you for being here. I'mmorning. That's Ramy, I g Ray.
There's Greg Gory morning and this goodmorning to you. Good morning Woodie.
There is the very happy and energeticSea Bass. I love Friday so
much, you guys, he does. Teacher. Yeah, if you know

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what I'm saying, it's Sammy,good morning. We got bored, We
got Caroline, Morgan's here, Vaughn'shere, and the party is just getting
started. Trying to get through themorning as quickly as we can. We
are the Woodie Show. Happy Friday. Hell yeah, Friday morning. Like
I said, the goal on everyFriday is just to get through the morning
as quickly as you can't. Getthis part of the day over with so

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we can get to the weekend.I got a lot of stuff planned to
do that on the show this morning, including those fail stories, also Ravey's
nerd out report before the hour isup. We got that dad jokes today,
ladies, Joe darn Sea baths.I hope he came ready. I
got Oh, yes you did.Yeah, some Friday dad jokes. Be
thinking about that, plus your chanceto win some stuff are Friday dumbass contest?

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Of course is the d U iQ some of the trending news headlines
and whatever else you got for soyou want to be a part of contest
topic whatever it might be. Itwas a called eight seven seven forty four?
Whaty? It's eight seven seven fortyfour? Whaty? Or your Friday
check ins? And it's up withthose over to two two nine eight seven.
Man, everything was going crazy yesterdaywith the phone stuff. We know

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people it got affected by Yeah.I mean my phone was working fine.
I mean maybe just nobody called me. I mean, but I was able
to use my phone to textile issues. Yeah. Yeah, because when it
first happened, I was on thephone and I was, you know,
trying to see if anybody would getback to me. And at least it
worked with because my wife's obviously gotthe same carrier that I do, and

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it was it was working fine.I guess it didn't affect everybody, right,
Yeah, as long as they're onWi Fi, they can still communicate
with people. Maybe that's what itwas. Yeah, on Wi Fi,
maybe that's what it was. SoGreg, I feel I feel so greg
right now. I know you that. Yeah, dude, did you see
that chat gpt went berzark the othernight? No? Yeah, it's given

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some people really weird answers. Likepeople were posting, you know, just
the nonsensical responses that they were gettingfrom chat gpt on social and stuff,
and the responses were like a mixof English and Spanish and just straight gibberish.
There are also a few emojis thrownin there. In some cases,
chat gpt was simply just repeating thesame phrase over and over and over again

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until it filled up your screen.Interesting, nothing could ever go wrong with
AI? Huh right now? Now? That's uh you know that. That
that's what happened before this all wentdown, before the whole phone thing yesterday.
Yeah, this was like it wasa pattern of events. Not this
was open AI itself, not likea third party app or something was opening

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Eye said the issue was resolved bythe time you know the story, really
people die. I feel like I'veseen this movie. I want to make
sure that all the cars are controlledto this network of stuff, like all
networks are down. Oh, that'llbe different piece of technology. Yeah,
I get it. I'm just sayinglike it's all the same. It's all

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saw leave the world behind. Andthey took control of those cars and were
smashing them in, just crushing it. Yeah, smashing. Oh my god.
These two guys in Maryland, theywere found guilty of pulling off a
pretty impressive iPhone scam. They're nowfacing twenty years in prison. This is
according to the US Attorney's Office.They were able to get their hands on

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counterfeit iPhones from Hong Kong starting asfar back as twenty seventeen, and then
they submitted roughly five thousand phones toApple and to authorize service providers over the
course of the next two years,even spoofing serial numbers to make the con
more authentic, and so then Applewould send them genuine iPhone as replacements.
And this was a scam that toldabout three million dollars in fraud and there

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was a similar scam. Yeah,the article is mentioning a similar scam to
have these two brothers. They gotsentenced to forty one months in prison.
Good for that. But yeah,these fake iPhones. You know, he
send it in for repair and thenyou get the uh you get the legit
phone. Yeah before they know that. Yeah, fake they get you get
your new on it in return.San Diego police this week issued it warning

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the people with the Apple Vision proheadsets after a man was caught in a
viral video crossing the street with oneof the headsets on. Oh it happens
all the time. Sure. Thevideo went viral on Instagram showed the guy
just casually crossing the street downtown SanDiego while just scrolling through a virtual menu
right there on his Apple Vision Pro. So police are now warning people to
keep those virtual experiences on the sidewalkand cross streets the old fashioned way with

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your eyes wide open to the realworld, unobstructed, without distractions. I
saw the best photo of a guywith an Apple Pro on driving his tesla
hands free. Oh yeah, simultaneously. That's super cool. Yeah yeah,
what could go wrong in the world? Yeah, right, I hear him.

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If you tried one out. Haveyou done with those thirty minute appointments
yet? No? I don't wantto wait. You don't want to wait
for what to see? Appointments areall booked. Yeah, everyone I've heard
who's used the Apple vision process.It's really really super cool. Actually yeah,
me too. But it costs whateverused car cors? But are these
how much is the thirty five hundred? Yeah? Well plus so call it
caught? But how you get outthere? About four thousand? Yeah?

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Really, taxes and all the crap. And I'm just thinking, are these
people that have never had an Oculussong before? Are they just like super
impressed from Ryan splooged over it sohard he had a thirty minute appointment.
He does have an oculus? Okay, what's the he went sploch and you

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could have surfed on it. Abig difference, obviously, is it's see
throws whereas the ass you're blind,but it's not at all times. I
mean that's a big difference. Yes, but there's a billion differences. You're
you're not an Apple guy, you'renot an Apple fan, but like you
seem pretty interested in this. Wouldyou get this? No? I wouldn't
get it. No, because againthey need to get it to where it
is not obstructive, you know,where it's glasses essentially, where it's not

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a head thing that wraps around.Yeah, get there. There was this
whole article I saw. It wastitled innovation doesn't mean inclusion. Why the
details of the Apple Vision pro matter? Yeah. So you have probably seen
a viral social video by now.You know, people you know, wearing

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these headsets and everything else are likeunboxing them and things like that. There's
this one guy sitting on the NewYork City subway. He's swiping and clicking
in the air. Again, howthese guys don't get mugged? Yeah,
so, the the Internet's filled withvideos like that, people using the lenses
in the real world, even courtside like NBA games. But it says
it just takes a cursory search ofsocial media posts to notice that early adopters

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appear to be overwhelmingly male and predominantlywhite. Oh wow, how do we
turn everything into the same conversation?Right? Everything? Right? It says
this raises the question of who thethree thy four ninety nine dollars virtual reality
headset is designed for and how thetech fits into the everyday lives of women,

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people of color and other marginalized groups, from public safety concerns to wear
ability. What about people without heads? Quotes quote most of the people we
are seeing doing the unveiling in reactionvideos, they're just looking at how cool
this technology is. That's beautiful,but it's rooted in so much privilege.
End quote. Well, I guessthis square doesn't follow any wrapper on social

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media right at all? All right, you're gonna be surprised when I show
you a picture of the person whowrote the article. Did you guess it
looked like this? It's like Sammywrote, except this this chick's like,
she's not as ugly as I thought. She's gonna be like twenty three.
Oh yeah, well that's like ayoung white and she's going off about again

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shut out. I'll check that doesn'tfollow any wrapper on social media that all
have these, And she probably boughtfive and like took them down to,
you know, like the poorest partsof town. Right. Hold on,
she was just writing clickbait. Yeahshe can, she can relate. Whll
this is your march in the line. You know this is rooted in This
is not rooted in privilege, justas rooted in white guilt, right is
what that and you write that justto show everybody like how not it's rooted

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in student debts. Yeah, exactly. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Woodie hit us over that text. Friday check In is over to two
two nine eight seven More Friday Woodieshows. Next, hang on the Wit
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money. It has bad like ablease. And we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Love his song that's by Tiesta.

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It's called Boom is it? Yeah? Boom? Did they work shop
the lyrics? Yeah they did.It took me a while to get the
lyrics down, but once you gotit. Yeah, anyway, welcome to
Friday. Yeah yeah, yeah,bitch, my name is what he got
ready, there's Greg Gory. Yeah, Hi, man, it's good to
see you. I would love tobe out in a pessel with you and

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washing Tess alive. So much funonly in your dreams. Dud Yeah,
yeah, like that brought there tenten shots of tequila. Yeah to wake
up in the middle of it ityou can like boom boom boom boom boom.
Happy Friday. There Sea bass Yeah, we got Sammy, Good morning,

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Bort Caroline Morgan Vaughn. Phones areopen eight seven seven forty four.
It's eight seven seven forty four.What you can hit us over the text
over to two to nine eight seven. Got the d u IQ coming up
for you this hour our dumbass contesta chance to win a prize. You'll
need a number for that to callin. And uh, We're gonna start
here with the Friday Fail stories.Start the hour off strong. You know

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what I'm saying. Friday Fail Stories. What a show. Here we go.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls, Time for your
Friday Fail story. All these peoplethought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong.But then somewhere along the line it went
from being a great idea to onebig stick in mega uber. I'll try

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good. Okay, I kind ofI kind of quit, like right at
the end, I thought that wasyeah, yeah, I like to fade
out, you know what I mean. I don't know what's going I don't
know why. I just kind oflike quit. I don't know. The
voice kind of stopped as a postas opposed to a fade fix it and
post okay, yeah, yeah,we'll fix it and post all right.

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Friday fail stories. Reptile people areweird. Sorry, reptile people, you
just are. And there's one ofthe news this week, thirty four year
old Christopher Ward, who had apet HeLa monster. This is a lizard
name's Winston. But one day,Christopher's girlfriend said that she heard something that

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didn't sound right coming from the otherroom, so she went to go check
it out, and when she openedthe door, she saw Winston the lizard
clamp down on her boyfriend's hand.He was already puking. Then he passed
out, then he stopped breathing,and now he's dead. A HeLa monster's
venom is as toxic as a Westerndiamondback rattlesnakes. Really yeah, but the

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venom is still in right, can'tyou take the venom out. Can't you
milk them? I don't know,just a little kiss from a doogie by
a baby, Like say, like, why what do you have that?
It's not necessarily have a poisonous petin your house. Yeah, there's another

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story. It's been very popular gettingshut around social media the last few days.
It's about how this new mom shegave birth to a baby girl,
and for the girl's name, shewanted to pay tribute to her grandparents,
Harvey and Charlotte, so she blendedthe name and named the baby Harlot.
Harlotte looked that up, Harlot.H Well, do you know what harlot
islot like? A hooker? Yeah, a prostitute or sexually promiscuous woman,

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child Harlot. It's an old timeword, for sure, it is.
But I swear I went to schoolwith a Harlot Charlotte. Maybe you probably
went to school with Harley lits thatare currently Harlot's or Harley, Like,
yeah, we had a kid Harley'sCharlotte. That can't be the first time
somebody's name Harlott. Well, thisgirl's in her twenties. She had no

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idea because it is an old timeyfor it. But even though she knows
about it now, she still wantsto keep it. But the husband not
on board. He's doing anything andeverything he can to try to get her
to change her mind. Quote forthe welfare of his daughter. Oh,
naming Phil Harley Chilett to be quitea tart ah, right, you girls
are probably thinking scarlet maybe scarlet letterCharlotte. Possibly. I don't know this

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next one, by the way,there's something going on in Canada. Okay,
there's a lot of stories from Canadathis week. This first one is
from our buddy Graham. Oh loveGraham this story and send it over to
us. It's from Peterborough and Ontario, Canada, where cops responded to calls
about a single vehicle rollover crash thathappened on this county road. The car

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had left the roadway, hit atree, rolled over, and then went
right into a ditch. Pretty badcrash. Both the driver and the passenger
injured how to be transported to thehospital. Now, it turns out,
according to the police report quote,the driver and the passenger were attempting sexual
intercourse while the vehicle was in motion, resulting in the collision. The driver

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stated that they saw a deer inthe roadway and in his attempt to miss
the deer and keep his boner,lost control and then you know, crash.
He was arrested facing charges. Noword and how the girl will explain
that one to her parents when theyasked, Hey, why'd you end up
in the hospital. Yeah, wetried to avoid it deer. On another

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story from Canada, thirty three yearold guy, he was pulling a scam
where he would meet dudes online pretendingto be a woman. Okay, he
was going by Angelina and he'd invitethem to the house for some anonymous fund,
but there were some rules. Numberone, no talking. Number two,
the men wouldn't see him. Instead, they'd get some through a hole
in a sheet that was hanging inthe doorway like a bed sheet glory hole.

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And he did this at least twice, was caught when the second victim
simply pulled the sheet down and sawhim on the other side. He's wearing
a black wig at the time,so he was arrested. Take in the
film God, what was that otherstory the Gail Gail where she was dating
a chick but it was her friendand she was wearing a device that you

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know, and said don't look atme because I have burn scars. So
that was like the rule. Likethey were they were going to hook up.
So it was her friend that sheset up through an online kind of
like meet up thing, right,they were so they were talking back and
forth and they finally said, oh, I guess we can meet, but
you know, I'm really self consciousabout my you know, birds and whatever.

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So anyway, so you're gonna beblindfolded in the room, ready to
go. And so Gail shows up, gets behind the female friend with a
you know device, a strap onand whatever, and starts. At some
point, the girl the woman breaksthe rule, looks back, notices that's
her friend. It's Gail. Cail. What are you doing, Gil?

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What do you stop at Gail?Yeah? So yeah, can you imagine
that she didn't see her at all? No, No, because like you
go in the room, you getrid of Yeah, then you're gonna have
your blindfold on, and then that'sGail. They'd have to be No.
No, they were just online.This was like the first meet up and
they were starting sea she's already blindfoldedin the bedroom in the dark. Well
they've been talking for a while,like you've never done about sheets in a

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hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, right, fair I believe
it or not. It's another storyfrom Canada. Forty two year old guy
who was arrested for causing a disturbanceat a restaurant. He was refusing to
leave. Even after the cops gotthere, still refused to leave, so
they arrested him. He was laterreleased and when he got home, dude
was fuman, so he drove himselfdown to the police station demanded to talk

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with a supervisor about the previous arrest. They noticed that something was a little
off. He seemed a little hammered, riakeed the booze, so they made
him take a breath of the liserand guess what what he Yeah, So
they arrested him again, this timefor a DUI and took away his license.
Yeah exactly. And here I'll giveyou one more from Canada. One

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of my favorite stories of the week. Police there noticed an older car on
the road, but something about itmade him suspicious, so they caught up
with the car and they pulled themover. The driver was wasted. Now
was it a lucky guess on thepart of the officers who saw the car,
or was it the beer can thatthey saw on the roof as the

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car was making its way down theroad that tipped them off that something maybe
going on here. So yeah,driver was drunk, admitted to chugging some
beers and then he said he leftthat second can on the roof by mistake,
So yeah, he was a totake into failed jail. Failed.
A lot of action out of Canadathis week for your Friday fail stories.

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We're gonna take a break and thenwe come back. We got our dumb
ass contest will be the d ui q Sea Bass out in these streets
with these drunks, and all they'retrying to do is answer some what Sea
Bass will call very basic trivia questions. Now what most middle schoolers say,
Yeah, yeah, somebody did anunscientific poll and send it to me on

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the on the social or on emailabout the the pH thing from last week?
Right, what was the neutral period? What's the number? And the
answer is seven? Which to seenow, I know, like, what
the hell is that? Never heardof it? I wonder how many people
had hurt. Then they did ascientific poll and it was it was close,
but it was like sixty percent didnot know an unscientific pole is what

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they did. That's what I said. You just said scientific there, I
meant to say, an unscientific listenerwho did it signed I'm apologizing and saying
that astrict reject asterisk. Yes whatI just said risk? Yeah, thank
you, you said asterist And hewas pointing out that it's asterisk asterisk,

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like how some people say et cetera, like at risk expresso expresso half a
minute. I've always said that,And first of all, somehow I ended
up perfectly. Okay, I don'tknow how Britney Spears is a millionaire too,
So yeah, does that doesn't count. All that matters is your back
balance. Yeah. We just talkedabout Kodak Black the other day together a

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syllable and I love that it annoysso many people, that's the that's the
thing. Yeah, it's like,oh my god, I'm just going to
annoys you. That's why I'm doingit. But does it I'm the first
one to admit that I when Idon't know something, I'm like, I
don't know, I'm just doing Isay all the time, how dumb I
am. And you just brought upthe fact that there was that everyone else
is done too about that's the wholepoint. No, I just don't know

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how many other people really knew that. That's all I was asking. Am
I the only one is that somethingthat was really truly I did not know
the people elementary yeahs old, yeah, I'm just asking and the first ones
we know, how dumb I am. I have a reason. I have
to I have a valid excuse.Yeah. Anyway, script all right,

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so check it out. D yQ is coming up next if you want
to play, if you want tobe our contestant. We got the phones
open. Eight seven seven forty fourWoody is the number. That's eight seven
seven forty four woody. The shouldn'tbe any problem with the phones today.
They got that whole thing worked outliterally, so apparently they don't think it
was any kind of like, yeah, like any kind of hack or cyber

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attack. Uh they think AT andT says they think it was just a
bad software update on their end.But it was every yeah, right,
AT and T. But it wasn'tever cover no, because Verizon came out
and said that our networks operating perfectlyfine, and uh so how did all
at the same time, so didT mobile services in multiple webs But they

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said, if you were calling becauselike, uh, I had the Verizon
people calling each other yesterday. Itworked perfectly fine, even when the AT
and T people did not work.I know non AT and T people that
had no service. Okay, youexplained that, well, I saw I
saw official release from T mobile.I saw an official release from Verizon,
like, our networks are up andworking perfectly fine after you know, they

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got them to work again. No, they were saying, in other words,
it's not our issue. Stop contactingus. It's not our issue.
This is somebody else's issue. Soapparently it was an AT and T thing,
And AT and T even says theythink it was just a bad software
update on their end that screwed itall up. Well done, AI,
yeah, well done? Uh yeah. I mean, you know, I'm

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not sure what the conspiracy website youwere on yesterday. I know you love
those news news news you yeah,all right, So if you want to
play eight seven seven forty four Woody, that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Do you want Q? Isnt theWoody Show? All right? Well,

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a couple of things. It wasn'teverybody who had AT and T.
I guess it was, you know, a good chunk but it wasn't everybody,
so maybe you loved out yesterday.Also, uh, somebody mentioned this,
and this would make sense any mobilecarrier that was using you know,

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AT and T cell towers in differentareas. We're the ones who were affected
by the software thing. So that'swhy you know, certain carriers weren't working
in certain areas. But again,it wasn't everybody, even if you had
AT and T, wasn't everybody metThey worked on it yesterday. They said
everything was back up and running,and then we even got an email here
at the radio station saying, hey, great news everybody. Everything because I

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guess AT and T is responsible forall the phones that come into the radio
station said hey, great news everybody. It's all back up and running.
Until we told you to call infor the duy Q and we're like,
wow, either nobody's listening or thephones are still down. And we checked
with our engineering department and yeah,it turns out the phones are still down,

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so we still have five listeners.Yeah, the five listeners are still
out there. Okay, good.Allegedly we can't confirm unless you want to
text in. Can you hear us? Hello testing testing? Are we hunt?
You can text over the texting workslike that's a program like through the
internet. It tells us what thecarrier is and we're getting texts from people
who are at and T people.Yeah, yeah for whatever. This is

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now something within I don't know.I guess, uh, the infrastructure of
the phone system with the radio stationat this point, I don't know.
I have no idea. Do theyneed to like do like a system restart?
Oh yeah, wait thirty seconds andthen plug it back. They figured
out, hey, we save abunch of money not using this right,
all right, so we're still goingto play the duy q Uh. The

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only thing is we don't have atest and so my apologies. Rady gets
surprised. Yeah, so I said, they're calling in. We getting a
lot of this rank twice and thenwent busy. Yeah, yeah, the
same thing happened. We would loveto have you guys on, but this
is something beyond our control. Andas I've learned through therapy and through practice,
I'm learning to worry about the thingsthat I can control and let go

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of the things I can't let go. Right it is it's better if you're
one of those people. Man,that is like some of the best advice
I got, like, just ifyou do you have any control over this.
If the answer is no, forgetabout it. Try to try to
forget about it or just keep onworrying. Easier said than done. That's
Greg's approach. That's right, Yeah, all right, So we're gonna play

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the uy Q. You guys canjust play along at home like most of
you do anyway, except for theone person who can usually gets through to
be our contestant. And see Bascoheadings played in the way the game works
to everybody, please, I askthese drunks some very super easy trivia questions,
and then you play by sitting athome and not talking to us,
but in your head you guess whetherthat drunk. We'll get the answer correct
or incorrect, and whether you guessright is two times out of three.

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That's how you tell if you win. All right, So we have our
drunk person and we're going to tryto guess with them, and then also
with Menace and Sammy, who arestone cold, sober nice, and see
how everybody does. All right?Who is the person this week? Is
Jerry. He's drinking some rum.He's from Canada, of course, and
he wants to tell us about histrip to the States. All right,
we're drinkle sailors and coke sailor Jerry'sros, Yes, the rum and coke.

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Yeah, you're from Canada, right, Yes, what's the best thing
about coming down to a come partyin America? Well, listen to all
Americans thinking that we live in Iblues and dogs plays everywhere, and you
don't do that. No, no, no, no, we actually have
cars, we have roads, haveinfrastructures. All right, I don't I

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don't think that. Who thinks outabout Canadian Alaskans? Right? Yeah,
everybody knows asks are the ones wholive in year round whale blubber and have
like oil lamps, right, everybodyknows it, float around on ice.
Yeah, and there's like four peoplein Juno and then that's pretty much it
other than like polar bears moves towork. Yeah, everybody knows it.

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And Sting Flipper that we learned about, right, Sting Flipper, that's the
thing. So that's Jerry, aredrunk? Are we ready for question number
one? You're in the d Ui Q last for how many days?
Obviously? Timely? Sure? Question? So timely should be at the top
of everyone's Sammy, Yes, menace. Let me come back to Medas.

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I'm gonna say, Jerry, no, Sammy, yes, Menas, Yes,
I think because we just well,that doesn't really matter. We just
talked about it, I know,right, we could have talked about it
five minutes ago, right, exactlymakes sense. But this one, I
think he does know this one.Greggory, what do you think yes to
menace? I'm kind of leaning noticeSammy, though, I think that would

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be a mistake. Really, yeah, I have a reason why. Okay,
so okay, so yes, Menace, yes, Sammy no, Jerry
all right, Ray same, Sammy. What do you think will Jerry get
it right? No? Menace?No? Way? All right? Question
number one, d U I Qlast for how many days? Menace?

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Forty forty? Sammy forty forty isthe correct answer, because like, Sammy's
from Massachusetts, like around the Bostonarea, very Catholic, right, and
so Catholic, grew up Catholic,right, That's why I figured. But
again, that doesn't matter. Yesterday, Menas spell restaurant, Well, he

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goes to restaurants all the time.Doesn't matter. I'm just going more.
I'm just going more like his streetbackground doesn't matter. Cool. Well,
yeah, these two wind tunnels.Yeah, the answer is is forty.
So let's see how Jerry does withquestion number one. Lent last for how
many days? Lent? Seven days? I'm pretty sure. What do you

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do during lent? Nothing? Hey, you you have for three hundred and
sixty five days a year. Whywould you give something up for seven years
that you really enjoyed seven years?All right? Yeah? This guy,
as you were giving up what like, right, late night snacking? So
far, so good, but itis annoying for sure. Basically I just

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get up, I still get up, I get out of bed, but
get some like ice water. Sowhen you said, like, so,
what defines late night? So anyanything after you've gone to bed? Yeah,
seven or whenever, dinner, anytimeyou've gone to bed, like that's
it for the night, Like nogetting up out of bed to go grab
something, whether you wake up inthe middle of the night or if you're
in bed chilling and decide you wantsomething. Correct, okay, but ice

(30:52):
water? So satisfied? Yeah?Really that does sound great? Yeah,
I mean all right. Question numbertwo for the d u i Q,
despite its name a light year,measures what okay, would give me questions?
I know, despite its name.A light year measures what spite its
name? Hmmm, uh, Jerry, no, what do you guys go

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first? I'm going to I feellike that, alright, Jerry, No,
uh, menace, it's pretty scienceymenace. Yes, okay, I
get it, Sammy. No,wow, I agree with that, Jerry,
No, Sammy, no, menace, yes right, I have so

(31:40):
much confidence in menace today. Aresweeping for no? All right? Menace
and Samy? Do you think thatJerry is going to get it? No?
No, all right? Question numbertwo for the d u i Q
in spite it's name. A lightyear measures what, Sammy? Space?
Space the measurement of space, Like, can you be more specific? Yeah?
Please? Like like how many lightyears away? Right? So light?

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What does that mean? Like?Can I just say, well,
well no, no, no,no, no, no no no,
I want to hear her out,Okay, so working out. I'm just
trying to think of buzz light here. But yeah, yeah, right,
infinity and beyond. Right, sothat's the space. That's he's from space?
Ye? Measures what you said space? Right? Be more specific like

(32:31):
you're getting it? Distance? Yeah? Good lord? That much? Yeah
it could be volume, but yeah, distance in space? Everybody, I
mean just distance. It's not evennecessarily I mean, obviously there's there's They're
usually talking about space, of course, because there's nothing from one to another

(32:51):
point on the planet that would bedistance in space. Well yeah, by
default, not distance on the Earth. Yeah, but it could be right,
but it would just be distance,not necessarily, but it could apply
to other things. Correction best,yes, distance, just distance and water.
If there were two points, yes, that were that much, you
know, that far apart on theplanet. All right, Kennedy and right

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buzz light year got it? Questionnumber two for the d u i Q
quite its name. A light yearmeasures what it's like a thousand years.
What would you do in a thousandyears? Not be alive? All right?
Well you got that one right,well done. Yeah, you won't

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be alive in a thousand years?All right, So Jerry's over two so
far here the duy M what wow? All right? Well with a little
help well with Sammy, yeah yeah. Question number three, if you have
quintuplets, that is how many babiessweep it for? No? I mean,

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somebody could guess their way into it, but I'll sweep for no as
well, my mom. Yeah,Sam, this is tough. Yeah,
Sammy, yes, man, youknow what, screw it? Sammy and
Menace? Yes what Jerry? No? Okay, so Jerry today? All
right, Menace and Sammy. Whatdo you think Jerry's gonna get this one?

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Yes? No, no, no, no, all right? Question
number three for the d y Q. If you have quintuplets, that is
how many baby Menace nine nine,Sammy six? Six? Oh? Greg?
Oh god, do I egg onyour face? So much egg?
Yeah? The answerlets like about akeen sis when you're how old? Fifteen?

(34:52):
When Senora quintuplets? Got it right? I see the connection. Yeah,
that's what I was thinking, youknow, I figured it out,
all right? Question so fifteen?Yeah. Question number three for Jerry,
you're the duy Q. If youhave quintuplets, that is how many babies?
Book? What would you do ifyou had four babies? Probably killed

(35:15):
myself? Okay, you got thatone right too, get it all right?
Well, that's how you play theDUIQ without a contestiny guy? Oh
sure easy. Yeah, the phonesjust not working. I'm sorry. I
apologize everybody who really wanted a chanceto play, but hey, everybody got

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to play at home either way.That's right, all right, So we're
gonna take a quick break more FridayWoody Show is next. Head. Hello,
welcome to another edition of The MenaceCooking Corner. Yes, chef now
today, I'm gonna give you areally quick recipe on how to be a
hit at any party. Oh yes, hip check outies? Yes, oh
yeah, yes you menace world famouswieners right there? Yes, thank you?

(36:00):
Yeah, I like the shoe.You guys want to hear outa am
I the A hole story? Sure? It's about this woman who went to
a restaurant with her husband. Theysat down and at some point the waitress
called the woman's husband referred to himas sweetheart. Okay, so when the
bill came, she did pay thebill, but she left a zero dollar

(36:22):
tip. Is she the ahole text? Yes or no? Over to two
two nine eight seven. I'll goaround the room first before I start reading
some of the comments I saw onthis. Most definitely not. I feel
like that's waitress speak. You know, you get called sweetheart? No,
the question is on the customer,the woman who left, yes, because

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that's waitress speak, right, didn'tmean anything by it? Yeah, sweetheart?
All those different things. Darling,darling, h darling, What can
I get you yeah, so yeah, I think you are the a hole
like calm down one hundred. That'sone of those like psycho, super jealous,
insecure, like oh my god.One of the the comments on this

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tip to the husband don't take yourwife out in public, maybe you can't
run. We all in agreement thatshe is the a yeah, easy slam
dunk question. You ever been withsomebody like that? I mean that jealous?
I make somebody super insecure and jealous. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I have. You're a magnet tothem. You guys ever have been the

(37:30):
person? All right, here's someof the and while you're texting yes or
no, over to two to nineeighty seven. Again, we're talking about
the woman who have the zero dollartip. Because the waitress referred to her
husband as sweetheart. This one sayschildish in proof she's insecure in her marriage.
How embarrassing. So embarrassing. Thatis embarrassing. That is just so

(37:51):
childish. Get some self esteem.As a former waitress, I called everyone
hunts sweetheart and darkling. Yeah,this is a woman who clearly has been
cheated on. No woman in ahealthy relationship is threatened by that, right,
Yeah, I'm a Southern woman,and we call men and women's sweetheart
or hunt all the time. It'sjust our way of being friendly, not

(38:13):
flirty. Sometimes it's also sarcastic ifthat person is being a jerk. That
makes sense, all right, darling, Well I appreciate you coming in being
a dick. They better not goto England together. They call everybody love.
Yeah, she would die stable Yeahwith a four. Yeah, dude,
that over the top, and youshould grow out of that by you

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know, in your twenties. LikeI could see people younger being more that
way, but you get to acertain point in your life, you know,
once you're out of like high schooland college and you're into your adult
life, Like, you got togive that up. I had this front
Gary who was dating uh, thisgirl, Robin, and they rescued a
cat together. It was like aferal cat that they made it a house
cat and it was super sweet andGary's doing the baby talk to the cat.

(39:00):
A pumpkin muffin. You call yourdaughter pumpkin mouse, right, you're
my pumpkin muffin. Robin, whowas in her mid twenties, she put
this poudy look on her face andshe said, I thought I was your
pumpkin muffin. Oh my god.And I witnessed it and I almost bark

(39:21):
smoopy, how embarrassing. Yeah,somebody said jealous of a cat on the
text air. She's not an ahole, she's just jealous, toxic and
an a hole. Oh oh yeah, that's extra bad. I would I
would apply it in this situation thatwas like, oh my god, Yeah,
person like that. Yeah, becauseit's so yeah, exactly all right?

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So yes or no? Over totwo two nine eighty seven. The
waitress is in the hospitality industry projectyour insecurities elsewhere, says this one.
The customer is the a hole,So yeah, yes or no? Over
to two two nine eight seven shoeAll right, A couple of things.
Uh, So, the US hasn'tlanded a spacecraft on the Moon in the

(40:07):
last fifty years since the Apollo mission. Weird, how's that happened? In
the minutes because all twelve missions werefake? Right? No, just the
first one. Okay, those arethe scumbag LNERs. So it's been fifty
years, that is, until yesterday. A lunar lander named Odie made it

(40:28):
with the landing that NASA called anail bier. Okay, the landing engineers
had to overcome some serious navigation issues, but they did pull it off.
They made it to the lunar's surfaceconfirm put that a doubt is our equipment
is on the surface of the manHouston. Odysseus has found his new home.
Oh oh babe, Yeah, Ithought Odie was going to be a

(40:49):
Garfield, right, friend, where'sthey guess what they called Odie for short?
There ain't no people on there orwhat? No, No, it's
first images from the surface are expectedvery soon. Would think there'll be so
many advancements in technology that it wouldn'tbe a nailed ya over fifty years.
Yeah, exactly. Man, it'sweird interesting, just a new vehicle,

(41:10):
you know. And because it isn'tmanned, you're not like somebody is not
there to do it. They gotto do it from you know, Earth.
But I mean the jet who hasbeen doing this India and China,
right, they did some couple ofyears ago. Like our phones don't work,
you know what I mean? Like, so suspend disbelief that there's maybe
like some kind of communication issue.I mean trying to No, they don't

(41:31):
good news, Sammy, I knowyou were into it, but paramount.
Plus they've renewed the Fraser reboot fora second. Yes, it's so good.
I wasn't expecting to like it asmuch as I did. I think
that's great. Yeah, and youlike it right, I have not seen
one episode. You're watching the oldOnes. You've been watching the old Ones.
Yeah, I rewatched the entire highlyrecommend you gotta watch. But all

(41:54):
the cool kids are doing it.I'll do it. Then got some mother
f and Zoo News rep Nebraska Zooofficials. They are pissed. Apparently enough
people thought it was fun to throwloose change at the alligators and one started
acting sick, and they took itinto the vet and they removed seventy coins
from its stomach. Cool seventy insanesocks. Yeah, but the gator is

(42:22):
is fine. You think after thefirst coin the gators like, oh,
that's not food, right, Itry this one? What about this dime
one? Yeah? Not not foodeither? And this sounds awful. There's
this couple in Maryland who broke aGuinness World record by attending one hundred and
thirty five concerts in a single years. The record. Every roadie on the

(42:45):
in the world's like hey by theway. It's my job. I do
twice that many every deadhead. Yeah, some of the some of the shows
they saw Beyonce, Billy Joel,Stevie Nicks, Lizzo, Pitbull, and
Sam Smith. And for all thetickets, they spent a total of eighteen
thousand, four hundred and seven discounts, which works out to be an average
of sixty eight dollars and seventeen centsper ticket. Definitely, yeah, the

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husband says, quote, these experienceshave enriched our lives and ways that money
can't measure, So in our view, every penny spent was well worth it.
Fun. When I hear people like, oh I live for music,
we got no what do you reallyget out of it? More fun night
right? Right. I'm not amusic hater, Like I like music as
much as the average person does.I'm not like one of those over the

(43:30):
top people, you know what Imean, reading all into it and need
to know every little thing about everylittle band and who produced it. Like.
It's not like that. It's theit's the it's the exercise of going
to a concert that I just don'tenjoy, not anymore like back in the
day, I would go to anyband I didn't care. Yeah, but
even as but now I'm only goingif I love this artist. And maybe

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because you know, I've been workingin radio since I was in high school,
and so like it's just been like, uh, you know, I
know it sounds first world problemish,but like, you know, you go
out to so many of these thingsand just like got anything after a while
becomes like a job. I getit. And so like, I don't
want to go camping anymore because youknow all the stuff from the the bad
Kid camps. Just not interested incamping anymore. But they're still not sick

(44:16):
of it. They've already got plansto go see Journey, Green Day,
Paula Abdul and Aerosmith this year.Already on the already on the boat.
Must be cool to be on PermanentVacation getting Is that an Aerosmith joke?
That was their album Permanent Vacation?Come on, I was I was getting

(44:36):
getting. That'd be great for thedad jokes giving all right, Oh yeah,
dude, dad jokes, and wemight be on our own. I
wonder if they made a Love ofan Elevator. Yeah, they were going
through security and everybody had to stopbecause Jenny had a gun and it looks

(44:57):
like lady looking at their photos,she kind of does. But uh yeah,
but yeah, like what's what?How much more amazing is the one
hundred and twentieth concert than the fiftiethone? Was that week that year?
Right? Yeah? True? Somebodyon the Texas I thought Paula Abdul died?
What what? Well? She wasn'tdoing so hot if you recall her
American Idol things. She was kindof a you know, right right,

(45:20):
maybe pills. I'm just thinking,like Aerosmith is doing shows, yeah,
because they called off a bunch,remember, because like Steven Tyler had something
going on. I'm on their websiteand it's empty right now, says stay
tuned for updates. Oh yeah,they're going to reschedule some of them.
They had said that was a tentativething because there was some medical thing with
Steven Tyler vocal their peace Out toura couple of years ago. He like

(45:44):
broke his hip or something and theywere thinking about replacing them, replacing him
or the hip him. Oh yeah, let's go see Aerosmith. Steven Tyler
grandmother wasted time all right? Morewhat he shows? Next thing show and
into another new olu of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. And even

(46:06):
though the phones aren't working properly,because we're still and just tracks. It
tracks for this builder, and it'snot anybody. It's not the fault of
anybody here, because a lot ofour stuff goes through is so weird.
It goes through like some centralized systemthing in like Cincinnati or something. And

(46:27):
so every we have these little stickersall over the building. Yeah, and
it's at every iHeart station across thecountry they have these little stickers with the
QR code that if you have anissue, you scan that and it puts
you in touch with somebody either inlike San Antonio or Cincinnati, India.
And the people who are usually likeboots on the ground in the particular buildings
or in the particular you know,cities or whatever, they're locked out of

(46:52):
stuff like they have the ability tofix things. Right. It's so dumb.
Yeah, it's so dumb. Sowe're gonna still do some dad jokes
for you this out just because it'sFriday. It's fun. I got plenty.
I'm sure everybody else in the worldcastsor if you look, if you
want to text, you can stilltext to the text works. Great,
that's great. You can just textthat over to two two ninety seven.

(47:12):
You've got a good dad joke,and then we'll read a bunch of those
on the air again over to twotwo nine eight seven. It doesn't call
us names, call us nerdsbod,this is nerd with Bravy and Raby's gonna
tellus what's happening in the world ofNerdsah your nerd out report, Well,
Bob Marley one Love expected to staynumber one at the box offices. Everything's

(47:34):
just kind of frozen right now.Waiting for Dune Part two to come out
on March first. I am interestedin director Ethan Cohen's new movie Drive Away
Dolls, which is a female comedycaper. It's not a Coen Brothers movie.
It's Ethan out there on his own, but it does have a seventy
one percent from critics on Rotten.To me personally, I'm saving all my
weekend for the new Wendy Williams docuseries. Right, does that drop this

(47:58):
weekend? Yeah? This weekend?Yeah on Lifetime. Oh, on Lifetime.
I was like, I look atall the streaming services, Yeah,
it's on life Time. I feltbad for her man. She was great
in her day. She was great. But I guess she's been diagnosed with
frontal temporal dementia and aphasia, whichis exactly what Bruce Willis is dealing with,
so that it affects your ability tounderstand or express speech. And they're

(48:19):
tying the doctor said, they're tyingher health issues to alcoholism. Really yeah,
And she's even in this facility,she's under the control of a quarter
appointed guardian, and so it's amess for her. Lifetime is going to
break it all day. But herguardian is suing Lifetime, I believe.
But Wendy Williams is the executive producerof it. From what I heard people
talking about it, Yeah, andthey said they had a full cooperation of

(48:40):
yeah, because she said she wantedto be in control of her own story,
not haveing go through like the rumormill, which she capitalized on for
a Yeah, I feel bad foryou. Would love it when she had
a radio show, she would havea full bar for the guests and get
them wasted. That's how you spillall the tea. Yeah, awesome,

(49:00):
that went well. Yeah, Nowlook well leading streaming, you have Avatar,
The Last Airbender, The live actionshow on Netflix. This is a
huge show for Netflix given how manyfans there are of the animated series,
but the reviews very luke warm.The Hollywood Reporter calling it a major disappointment.
Has a sixty percent from critics onRotten Tomatoes and a seventy five percent

(49:22):
from the audience. Earlier this week, Disney Plus dropped the first three episodes
of the final season of Star WarsThe Bad Batch case you're wondering, they
do meet with Board's approval. Ichecked in with him to make sure,
because I love them. I thinkthey're excellent and bored on Board as well.
The final season Greg, as youknow, is going to put your
heart right through meat brighter. Ohso I'm not ready. I know,

(49:43):
I know it. Menace. Youseem to be all about Sylvester Stallone these
days. Season two of The Family. Stallone drops on Paramount Puss and Noise.
You're watching that Seabas rubbed off onme. Yeah maybe, yeah,
he rubbed me And then he's like, while he was rubbing, He's like,
check out the loan and his lifestory, and now I'm all in
nice And the reviews are really goodfor Constellation, which is on Apple TV

(50:07):
Plus. The tagline is when afatal accident occurs aboard the International Space Station,
a lone astronaut makes the heroic journeyback to Earth, only to discover
key pieces of her life have changed. Oh No, seventy three percent from
critics and a ninety two percent fromthe audience. Now, I'm returning to

(50:28):
the Walking Dead universe this week,and at one point it was my favorite
show on TV. But I felloff like a lot of people did.
But they have this mini series comingout featuring Andrew Lincoln and Deni guerreraz Rick
and Michone as they attempt to findeach other. So it's only six episodes.
It's The Walking Dead the Ones WhoLive, and it has a ninety
two percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Episode one drops Sunday on AMC,

(50:51):
and I find this interesting In Menace, you can help me fill in the
gaps, but let me set upthe story because Menace was standing right there
when a mostly drunk Brandy Glanville feltme up, touched my breast and elevator.
It was in a hotel room,made comments about them, like full

(51:12):
on cupping and commenting that was likenormal girl stuff. Like I was like
touching each other's booms and good,you don't know whatever, like those are
great with somebody you don't know.I was surprised it was unwelcome, and
Menace was a witness. There wasa bunch of witnesses. But he won't
pack you up. He always saysa Legendly there you saw it if you

(51:38):
were a witness to it, becauseyou witnessed it, you didn't hear about
it. That wouldn't be She mighthave grabbed my lower area in the elevator
to his job waitness stake. Notokay? Well, Glanville is bringing up
she's going after Bravo and Andy Cohenalleging sexual harassment. What's up? This

(52:02):
is cattle. I don't really knowwhat it's about. Something involving Ultimate Girls,
trip Morocco, whatever the hell thatis. Think about how many boobs
their whordogram there? And Glanville saidthat Cohen and his minions have come up
with this false narrative involving her andsexual misconduct, which I believe. No,

(52:28):
I don't want to be involved heget involved in this menace legend.
But I did find I saw theheadline. I did find it interesting.
Yeah, given that you're Jrunk hasbeen grabbed in the past. Well,
Cohen says he has receipts because apparentlywhen this happened, Brandy Glanville was in
the room with other women, andhe says, the video shows that Kate

(52:49):
Chastain, whoever that is, andI were clearly joking too, Brandy,
and it was absolutely meant in jest, and Brandy's response clearly communicated that she
was in on the joe. That'sso. But and then he's like,
but it was totally inappropriate, andI apologize, So we'll see where that
goes. I just found that veryvery interesting, Brandy Lanville grabber of boobs,

(53:14):
and hopefully it goes nowhere right,hopefully. I'm Rabian. For more
nerds stuff, check out the NerdNott podcast at The Woody Show dot com.
I think you very much, RabelThe Woody Show. We'll be back
in a sec. The Woody Show. Well Friday Dad jokes, Yeah,

(53:36):
you love them, you want them, and we've got them now. The
phones are are down today. You'reat the radio station, so we can't
take your calls and put you onthe air live. But what we can
do is we can use these textsthat you've been setting over, and we've
got a bunch of the dad jokeshere ready to go for you on our
own. Sweet, We'll start withone off the text. What do you

(53:58):
call a masturbating cow? What beefstroken? Of this one? I named
my mini pony Mayo and sometimes Mayonaise. I think he's sick because he's
a little horse. To call ita lazy raccoon? What do you call
lazy raccoon? Well, I don'tknow because it was supposed to be kangaroo.

(54:22):
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Yeah? You go from the
top on that one. Yes,what do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What a pouch potato? Potato?Puch potato? But what do you call

(54:45):
it? Lazy raccoon? That's whatI want to Yeah, I call it?
Just hanging on that one? Hilarious. What did jay Z call his
wife before they were married? What? Fiance? Uh? You know,
there's no climate change or global warming, it's just autumn identifying as summer.

(55:08):
Let's see, what do you calledbear with no teeth? What got me?
Bear? Pretty obvious one there?Anybody? Uh did you hear that
the invisible man and the Invisible Womanhad kids. Oh yeah, yeah,
they're nothing to look at. Whatdo you call man wearing a rug on
his head? What? Matt orsea bass maddens? All right, yeah

(55:37):
you're standing on them. Come on, do you have one for us?
I've got some, mom, somemodern ones here, Raby? Do you
hear they made a gay ai it'scalled chat LGBT, and maybe one for
you two, Raby it's called catIt's called cat GPT. They made one

(55:57):
for fecal felix. It's called scatchep. Oh. Do you guys know that
in Hawaii it's illegal to laugh loudly? It is. Yeah, you need
to keep it to a low ha. Thank you for that? One?
Seven and four? Here's one fromthe three to one? Oh? What's
the difference? Oops? Here wego? Damn it? All right?
And I just want to save him. Yeah. My uncle named his dogs

(56:20):
time X and Rolex. Okay,they're his watchdogs, ro his watch raccoons.
What's the difference between an enzyme anda hormone? What you can't hear
an enzyme hormone? You can heara horn? Hear that? What kind

(56:45):
of salv does a pig use?What kind of what salve? Salve?
An ointment? That's from the two? One three? Anybody else? I'm
afraid for the calendar. You guys, are you why it's days or numbering?
What do you call one legged hippo? What a hopo? Yeah?

(57:08):
You know? Time flies like anarrow? Root flies like bananas? What
wasghs more? A gallon of wateror a gallon of butane? What gallon
of water? Buttane's a lighter fluiddensity. Yeah? What's an egg?

(57:34):
An egg's favorite vacation spot? Wasan egg's favorite vacation spot? What is
that menace? That would be Newyok City? What do you call paper
airplane that can't fly? What stationary? Did you guys hear about the broken
guitar for sale? No? Yeah, it comes with no strings attached?

(57:59):
Two nine? How about this one? Did you hear about the fire at
the shoe factory? Unfortunately many soulswere lost? Four one two? Thank
you man. I would tell youa joke about boxing, but I forgot
the punchline a box. Yeah,and this is warm now. Yeah,

(58:20):
you can't just sit on the sidelines. You're supposed to come ready with these
jokes. What kind of bagel cantravel? What kind a plane, Bagel
planet and bagel getting? What doa tick in the Eiffel Tower have in
common? What's that rave? They'reboth parasites? How much cocaine can Charlie
Sheen do? How much enough tokill two and a half men? What

(58:45):
you did? What do you callan anxious fly? What a jitterbug?
What about? What do you calla four hundred pound alcoholic? What a
heavy drinker? I was going totell you a joke about time travel,
but you guys didn't like it.What would bears be without bees? What

(59:14):
would bears be without bees? What? Ears? It's a spelling joke?
Menace not getting? Uh? Howdoes the rock pee? How does the
rock pe? He dwanees his Johnsonkilling? Come on? Man? Oh?

(59:36):
I got another AI one for?Yeah? Okay? Cool? And
what do AI and illegal aliens havein common? What? They'll both do
your job for less money? Howabout this one? What do you call
a zombie magician? What an abracadaver? Ray? You're into sci fi?
What is e T short for extraterrestrial? No, it's because he's got

(59:59):
little legs? Getting it? Yeah? Here's one from the eight one?
Oh? What is every Amish Girl'sdream to Mennonite. All right, that's
a hot poor Harlot. I oncehad a dog that would run one hundred

(01:00:20):
miles to fetch a stick. Iknow that seems a pretty far fetched one.
If April brings may flowers, whatdoes may flowers bring? Wait?
What if April showers bring mayflowers?What do may flowers bring? What's that?
Pilgrims flowers? Nail? How doyou make an egg roll? How

(01:00:47):
you push it? Guy's got aterrible dream last night? Yeah, I
dreamed I was a muffler. Wokeup totally exhausted. That's from Tony p
on the Tech seven. Confucia say, man who stands on toilet is high
on pot. It's a style ofjug that it needs to come back.

(01:01:09):
The Confucius say, yeah, itseems like I never remember those never miss
it? Yeah, what where'd yougo? Confucius? Come back? What
is Confucius? Look it up?Why did the orphans go to church?
Why because they wanted someone to callfather? What did the gangster say when

(01:01:32):
the house fell on him? Getoff me, Holmes? How can you
tell if it's a dogwood tree?How by the bark? All right,
lesbian joke for Greg Off the textfrom the four one two. Why is
Dwayne the Rock Johnson the only onewho can turn a lesbian? Who can
turn a lesbian? Why? Becauserock beats scissors? Yeah he does?

(01:02:00):
All right? Here a couple more. Why do fathers take an extra pair
of socks when they go golfing incase they get a hole in one?
What do you call a book club? It's been stuck on one book for
years? What church? What doyou call cows? Or what do cows

(01:02:21):
call each other when they are inlove? What significant utters it? Yes,
Confucius say you should give away allyour used batteries free of charge.
I'm confucious about it. If youlooked it, ups, bring us home,
Ai staff here. Why are aisand movies always female? Why?

(01:02:45):
Because they're never wrong? Your dadjokes? Everybody, thank you for Oh
here's I'll give you one. What'sthat machine of a hippo and a zippo?
What one is really heavy but theother one is a little lighter.
And we'll never know what you calla lazy wrecco. We won't until someone

(01:03:05):
writes that joke one day. Allright, thanks for all the text,
you guys. Sorry about the phones. More show next time, Right,
I keep reading about all these differentthings that companies are doing trying to get
their employees to come back into theoffice, and uh, this is something
that Raby definitely would not be into. This would not motivate me. Yeah.

(01:03:27):
So what a lot of these companiesare doing is now they're using custom
sense, like fragrances, so you'llhave like your signature scent. Like I
know, dude, I love inVegas the Aria Hotel and casino. Like
the scent that they pump into thatplace. I love it. It is
so overpowering. Yeah, I know, I love it. It's crazy.

(01:03:52):
There was this video that I waswatching this guy in Dubai that has like
a shop and you can bring himanything, you know, like make this.
Yeah, and this lady like broughtin some like I don't know,
baby clothes or whatever. Who caresabout that, But he was able to
recreate it by just like smelling it. Like that's cool, like beakers and
crap. That's cool. Yeah.Like my wife and I'm very difficult you

(01:04:14):
know when it comes to like birthdaysand Christmas and that kind of stuff,
like, well, what what woulddo you get somebody like me? I'm
not big into the you know theI am I'm not, but my wife
got me for I think it wasmy birthday. There's a place that sells
and you can go on this website. Off to get the website again,
but you go on this website andyou could type in any place like that

(01:04:35):
has any kind of like a workign, yeah, or just type in a
place and maybe somebody's created it andit's on this website and they'll send it
to you, like in one ofthose like oil diffuser things. You can
also get maybe like those those scentsticks. And that's what she got me.
It was the Aria scent. Yeah. Oh it's it's it's it's awesome.

(01:04:57):
So this front room that I sitin my house all the time where
I you you know, work forthe show or whatever. Yeah, I'll
go in there, I'll turn theI'll turn the little diffuser thing on for
thirty minutes and it's like, oh, it's so relaxing. I love it.
What is the smell? It's likea stale cigarette. No, No,
it's like alcohol. There is likea vanilla Okay, like a hint

(01:05:18):
of vanilla in there, and Ican't really place it. It's so unique.
I've never smelled anything, you know, quite like it, but I
think it smells wet, wet.Yeah. So it says it has to
do with the fact that smells havean incredible power to influence how you feel.

(01:05:39):
And so these companies they just havethis goal of creating these custom smells
that will help to produce and inspirefeelings of creativity and collaboration in the workplace.
Okay, and so wonder what thatwould be. And so there's this
company they say they've got a lotof uh, they've got a lot of
work, this HVAC company going aroundand installing these you know, uh,

(01:06:00):
these things into the systems that pumpthe scent through the building. I'd be
interested in smelling some of these,Like what do you think would make me
more creative? Smell wat you know? Mari water, Hotel collection dot com.
That's it. Yeah, somebody textedover Hotel collection dot got that's where

(01:06:20):
my wife got the oil. Thediffuser you buy separate, all right,
and then and then then you justreuse it for any sense. Yeah yeah,
yeah, you felt like a certainamount of water and then just put
like a couple of few drops ofthe of the oil in there and it
lasts, you know, lasts forlike get a couple of hours or three
hours out of the uh, thediffuser. They have a Star Wars line,

(01:06:45):
Oh, Empire, Jedi, sure, dark Side. Don't know any
of these things. I'd be curiouswhat Star Wars smells like, Princess Leia,
you know Jaba job one? Yeah, dude, Greg, something I
had never had to do as ahomeowner before. One of the panels of
glass at the top of my garagedoor broke because my son was playing hockey

(01:07:09):
and one of the pucks ricocheted andbroke the glass. Right. I had
to get to go the glass replaced. I'm like, do you like,
who do you call for that?Like the garage door ones? And there
was called a garage door company.I guess a garage door repair company.
Yeah, and they came out andthey did that yesterday. Really. Yeah,
that was a new experience. Iknow, Greg and I always like
to talk about, have you everlike priced out and then whatever it is?

(01:07:31):
Right, the last time I hadmy garage door fix, I told
you the repairman when he was done, I said, well, what was
wrong with it? I don't know, you just fixed it. I don't
know how do you not know.Yeah, And we put a tempered glass
in there, and for like thetwo panes it was like four foot by
I don't know, probably like twelveinches. It was six hundred dollars total

(01:07:56):
for both paines installed. In caseyou're wondering how much something like that costs.
Mine's all glass now, you know. Yep, Well, don't play
hockey in there. Kid breaks everything. All right? You guys want to
hear a little Dugan story, ofcourse? All right, this one in

(01:08:17):
Florida. She was dropping her kidoff daycare, briefly left her drivers side
door open, which just went outof nowhere. These three German shepherd duggans.
They all jumped into her car andthen just refused to get out because
you know some duggans, it getsso excited they'll do anything for a ride
in the car. No want togo fall wide. So nothing was working.

(01:08:43):
She didn't know what to do.She called the cops. Cops show
up. They struggled to get themout of the car. But you know
what, finally did the trick fishsticks for lunch. Yeah. They tried
all kinds of stuff, Yeah,and the fish sticks did the trick.
They love those things. They cameright out. They were taken to a
local animal urgent care checked out.They're totally fine and quote overly friendly.

(01:09:05):
Here's there's a picture of them whenthey were in the car refusing to get
out. Where's their person? Well, they did track down the owner.
The owner said, this is notthe first time these three have done this,
little trouble maker. It's so silly. They are silly. Come on,
raight, that's kind of cute.Are scary if they're if they got

(01:09:30):
their you know, mouth around yourneckticks and it reminds you, when's the
last time I had a fish dick? Great question, Well, here we
are, it's a Friday during lastyou never sell some fish sticks. Not
the wrong with fish sticks, youcan't have them as an adult delicious,
Although ever since that South Park episode, I could never hear fish sticks without
hearing fish dicks. Right the KanyeWest you I love fish dicks? Eight?

(01:09:57):
What he texts two two nine eightseven? What do you show these
rights back? We were talking abouthow there are some businesses who are pumping
in like signature of fragrances into theiroffices. This is like one of their
things to try to lure people backto the office. Yeah, people are
saying, like all the different placesthey like to go and like, oh

(01:10:19):
man, the best smell. Yeah, so here's a question, what is
your favorite smell? Like what what'swhat? What if you had to get
like one of these sense or whatever, Like what what would it be?
I mean there's so many things likefresh cut grass bakery, love that chip
cookie car smells a smell. Imean I wouldn't want it like an oil

(01:10:40):
infuser, but like gasoline that Ionly like that. I like that when
I was a kid. No,still like it if I got a good
wif of it. I'm like,like, I'm not doing it to get
high, right, But I likelavender but not strong, yeah, like
really light. I like citrus smellsyeah yeah, oranges. Here's another unpopular

(01:11:01):
one, the smell of cigarettes.Yeah. It reminds me of my grandparents.
It reminds me of my grandma's house. Specifically she had like I remember
as a kid, like why doesgrandma's house smell so good that my mom
would say that's the cigarette right.Well, that reminds me of being a
kid, and the parents would havequote company right, everybody smoke, it

(01:11:24):
was smoking. It was so nice. Yeah, I liked. Also dream
by Gap Is that so? Isthat the Gap store signature smell? Yeah,
that's pretty good. Hum. TheAbercrombie store signature smell is also very
good. So that to me justsmells like straight cologne. Anytime I walked
by that, they spray it allover. Yeah. Isn't that just their

(01:11:45):
cologne? Yeah? Yeah, butit smells so good and the store reeks
of it the second you walk in. It's like and you don't even to
go in the store. That wasjust when you walk by it. It
doesn't Hollister do that too, andit's way stinkier. Yeah, but Hollister
doesn't smell as good as Abercromie.O Sandal would love that. Uh.
Also Christmas Tree like yeah, Pisa, No, dude, the Yankee candle

(01:12:06):
Christmas tree scent is awesome. Itis dead to real, dude. Really.
Yeah. The Bath and Body Worksone is great too. See just
half elly cinnamon broom. Yeah.Fellow comrades in mediocrity, I want you
to listen to very care. Youcan all go straight to show. All

(01:12:30):
right, We're into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Appreciate you being here with us today. Thank you so much for doing that.
I'm what of that's raving. There'sGreg Goring. Menace is our social
media director. Morning Woody our socialmedia of course, any social platform you
can find us at the Woody Show. We've got Sea Mass and they're Sammy.

(01:12:54):
Thank you for We're justicipating as muchas you can, whether it's calling
the after hours, voicemail, anytimeafter the show, a seven seven four
Woodie texting over to two two ninetyseven email email at Thewoodyshow dot com.
So, Kevin Hart's rider has somepretty basic stuff in it, but there

(01:13:14):
are a couple of things that stickout. Number one, that very specific
stool that he requires. We talkedabout that, it's a certain brand,
it's a certain color, it's acertain height. Obviously. He also demands
four man scented candles that are listedunder the heading very important Man. And

(01:13:35):
then there's another thing that the sticksout in Kevin Hart's rider. Kevin demands
that there not be any traffic onhis way to or from the venue.
Okay, the rider states, quote, under no circumstances are vehicles to be
allowed to encounter any delays due totraffic, which obviously the venue can't control

(01:13:57):
that, but the cops can quoteplease, escorts must be arranged in order
to facilitate artist vehicles arrival to anddeparture from the venue. Escort must be
in power to route vehicles through anypotential traffic delay. I would feel so
douchey, I know, wasting everybody'stongue. Are you the president? You're

(01:14:21):
Kevin Hart. I didn't know youwere allowed to just demand that. I
mean, yeah, they do itfor they're not part of the government.
But I thought like the city justkind of offered that, right. I
thought that was just kind of likea I don't know, you know,
like dignitary vip or like I mean, I guess, but like if if
you know, Kevin's just got toshow at the whatever arena and you know,

(01:14:42):
I don't know, it seems verydouchey. I'd be so embarrassed.
What's also douchey? It says,uh, you know, despite all the
help from the cops, the writerstates that the police officers are not welcome
in the backstage, dressing room,hallway, front of house, mixed position,
or in front of the stage.They're also not allowed to search guests
as they enter the building, andI kind of my friends have drugs on

(01:15:05):
them. It's like, ah,this seems pretty douchey very much, And
people go, oh, well,you know that's just Kevin's people. He
probably doesn't, Okay, Like Iwould want to know, like if you
are representing me, I would wantto know what you're sending out there.

(01:15:26):
Ye is so old. I thinkalso, like probably some of these shows,
he's just landing hours before, hourbefore or something like that. Okay,
we'll get there earlier, right,you know, Like then you're right,
I mean, okay, So whenarena holds what how many people twenty
let's say twenty five thousand. Okay, let's use let's use the city like

(01:15:49):
Los Angeles, right as an example. Let's say Kevin Hart's playing the Forum
in Los Angeles. There are inthe great LA area fourteen million people at
best twenty five thousand are going tothe show. Right, so you are
going to disrupt or delay or whatever, so many more people than will ever

(01:16:15):
be or interested even in this show, just so you can get to the
venue. That yeah, douchey.Cool, that's planning ahead. That's real,
douchey. I found some forums onlinewhere you can request the police escort.
You can't again, what was thepolice will escort funerals? Right?
So why did douche? I meanI tend to agree, But why is

(01:16:36):
a douche for Kevin Hart and notfor the basketball team that will be there
the next day? Uh? No, I think it is. I mean,
I think if it's even the president, I hate I hate that,
Like what safety concerns I get.I can understand it more with the president.
You're right because of that kind ofstuff, But like, I think
even that stupid, Like why doeshe come in the middle of the goddamn
day, you know, like andyou know screws up traffic no matter what

(01:16:58):
city it is because you know,you have to have it closed so far
in his riders, so it makesthe venue pay for it. All I'm
saying, like a president like sofar advance, you know, they have
to close the road down to keepit like super open, you know,
so when he's coming through, likeman, because you can't past his bedtime?
How come you can't land at theairport, get on a chopper,
chopper as close as you can tothe venue and then maybe for the X

(01:17:24):
number of blocks, you know,the half a mile that it might be
from the closest possible you can useit to use a chopper, because that's
super vulnerable. Right, you getthe entire all the like all the houses
beneath that flight the flight area,you do because anybody, anybody or a
couple of guys with guns, anybodywill right exactly anybody. We saw homemade

(01:17:46):
rocket launchers online. Yeah, right, lasers. All right, finally come
in overnight. I'm going to startto do street cleaning in the middle of
the day, like you know,sweet street sweepers are out there. It's
like you're doing Yeah, you're doingthat at eight a m. Why bugs
me about the riders is the amountof food a four person band and it's

(01:18:11):
just endless food, enough to feeda family of Tenso yeah, all that
shrimp just thrown out and there,And there was one a rider that even
said that not only is anybody who'snot directly part of the of the entourage
or whatever allowed to touch any ofthat stuff, like none of the other
people who are working, Like whenthey were done with it, they couldn't

(01:18:32):
even like let people take it home, like it had to be disposed of.
God, how would they even know? That was just the rule they
had in the rider. I can'tremember whose rider that was, because it
was it was a thing that peoplegot upset about. Oh my god,
I do you have to get ridof it? You can't even you might
sell it then, Like I rememberwe had Elton John come in and it
and he left his dark coke can, like I got Elton John's Cokie were

(01:18:57):
selling stuff like that. I remember, Like, yeah, it was.
It was like you know Britney Spearsat the time or whoever it was,
and they came in and they hadlike a styrofoam cup and I guess she
had uh you know, put herlittle teeth uh indent indented into the into
the styrofoam. And someone put iton eBay and got like four grand for
it, your grand something crazy itwas. It was at least bands are

(01:19:18):
mentally disturbed. It was at leasta thousand, and it was just because
somebody on the like whether Jonas Brothersone of those kind of bands too,
Like they came in and left somethingbehind, and yeah, these people just
went and bought it. Yeah,people would take dumbshit all the time.
Imagine what we could get for that, right, Yeah, quick break,

(01:19:45):
I got something fun for you.Next there are all these different songs,
uh, that people know, butdo they know who? They're like,
do they know the art? Likeit's a song you're like, oh,
I know the song? Who singsit? And you go, oh,
I don't know? Or what's thename of the song? I have no
idea, but you know the song? So songs that are super popular but

(01:20:06):
for whatever reason. And this isall like they someone did like a survey
about this. These are the onesthat came back where most people knew it
but didn't know who sung under,what the name of the song was.
That sounds super fun. Yeah,so well that's super fun thing next year
on the Woodies Show. Hang onthe Woody Show. So I mentioned this

(01:20:28):
right before the break. I thinkthis will be fun. They looked at
a bunch of songs and they wereasking people about them, and you know,
familiarity, so like they were familiar. These are the songs that people
were familiar with. But then whenthey asked these people who were familiarly like
who sings it? What's the nameof the song? Right, no idea?

(01:20:51):
They didn't know either. Well,some people knew one of the other
ones, but these are the oneswhere people didn't know. All right,
So songs that literally everybody knows butcan't name the artist. Okay, okay,
all right, so let's stick withthe artist because a lot of people
can kind of, like, youknow, based on the lyrics of the
song, kind of fare it outwhatever. And that's anybody who's ever answered
a request line at the radio station. People will always say, you know,

(01:21:13):
whatever it is, and it hasnothing to do with the title,
because they picked something completely random forthe title and the song was just whatever
it was in the play the woohoo song. So so or no,
I'm out. I'll just go aroundand if you know the name of the
artist, raise your hand. Don'tsay anything. If you know the name

(01:21:35):
of the artist, raise your handfirst one. Nobody's got their hand raised.
No, no, go for it. You only one. No,

(01:22:00):
this is wrong. That's not TomJones, is it? No? No,
that doesn't sound like I know itdoesn't a very very very very young
Tom Jones. You know it fromthe Razor commercial? Yeah, yeah,
shocking blue. No, never heardhim, but they've been paid like but
but somebody didn't they? Yeah,it's as a woman A bunch of times,

(01:22:23):
an like Banana Raama, I knowright, yeah, because they did.
Yeah, and that's the thing,like some of these are like that's
the one I know, yeah thecover Yeah yeah yeah, Banana Rama,
Penis, yeah, Penis, Gregstarted it. Don't give me that look

(01:22:45):
to rave? Yeah, Greig started. I was just wondering if saying it
when you were in school, Penis. Alright, all right, who sings
it? You got the music?Raise your hand if you know it.

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Greg's got his hand up. Mensays his hand up. Braby's almost there,
you got up. Sammy seems tobe in the dark. No idea,
Sammy, No Rebby who sings it? Radicals? What everybody said?
Yeah, radical radicals, Yeah,new radicals. We'll kick their asses.

(01:23:27):
I hate this song other than thisright now. You've never heard this song
play on our show ever, andyou won't. Really Yeah, I hate
because I hate that one part somethingsomething I don't know where the hell it
is. Oh wait, hair yeah, big By computed. He went back

(01:24:02):
to willya your pussies taking? MarilynManson called out on that one kick your
I liked you. That was themusic video. Isn't them all? So?
Well? There we go? Allright? Uh, songs that literally

(01:24:23):
everybody knows but can't name the artists. Well, that last one three out
of four? How about this one? Joke us to the right here,
I am stuck in the middle withyou. Guess I'm stuck in the middle
with you? And one it isI should do nobody's hands upby Brabies went

(01:24:46):
up? Menace is like half upjust means it's halfway. Yeah, all
right, let's let's get MENACE's guestsVersuss halfway there, Roscoe p Colchure Peak,
Cold Chaine, Cold Change, No, Greg Gory. My guess was

(01:25:09):
Jackson Brown, Jackson Brown, RabyStealers Wheel, Stealers Wheel. I didn't
know that stealers only from Reservoir talks, right. But if I didn't like
I know the song. I listenedto that soundtrack A lot would just pop.
All right? Who slings? Whosings this one? Greg and Raby's

(01:25:30):
hands are up? Menace is singingalong to it? Sammy, are you
familiar with this song? Yeah?I know the song. You know the
song. I'm trying to remember themusic video. It's like get a visual.
Okay, I can't do it.I can't do it, Sam,
You're out ray the las or thelaws. I see that one. I

(01:25:56):
knew. Here's what I don't know. I don't know what's the proper way
to pronounced that. I believe it'sthe laws, the laws or the las.
Yeah, like yeah, all right? Next up, songs that literally
everybody knows but can't name the artist. Name this artist from the Guards to

(01:26:19):
the Galaxy. Right, Yes,I'm proud of you? Are me?
Are you? That's right? Girl? I love this song, sweet Candy.
I know it's called helped on afeelings it? Menace has his hand
up, sings it? Vega louvega yea? Yeah? Was that?

(01:26:55):
Here? Was mambo number? Isthat Mama number five? Blue suede?
Yeah? I feel like good song? Alright? Song? Next one?
Who sings it? I feel likeSammy might get this one. She knows

(01:27:16):
the words, singing all the moviesin there. Yep. Braby's got her
hand up. Braby's pretty good atthis. Remember it's called She's So High
Bye. When I hear it,I'll kick myself. Braby Lachman was that

(01:27:39):
his last night? Tall Bachman?Al Bachman, Tall Bachman, damn it?
All right. It's just like theseguys, they have, like these
songs that they know what's good.Make more of those, all right?
How about this one? Who singsits? Grand Cat has handed up?

(01:28:11):
I was so CONFI then he switchedup. I'm still pretty confident. Okay,
nobody, I'm not confident Rick Spring. I was gonna say Corey Hart.
The I was thinking Corey Hart,Cutting crew, Cutting crew. Yeah,

(01:28:34):
they had it. They had anothersong. You remember this song.
Greg Raby wouldn't have liked it.It's called I've Been in Love Before.
I love this song. Yeah,cutting crew forget. I like it.
When the when that first verse starts, I like something this is this is

(01:28:57):
a good vibe. Yeah, Ilike it. This came on recently like
a Schoffle. I'm like, ohhell yeah, this good whine and cry.
So I don't know. You don'tknow now once you get the hook,

(01:29:17):
he was say, here and thenthis dancer something, it takes so

(01:29:41):
long to get to the hook.Here's one. Here's the one that we
played a billion times on the radio. But the question is here, who
sings it? People used to calla request a song you played copesthetic like
when it when it first came out, you ninety six. I would say,

(01:30:02):
it's so weird how you can playa song a thousand times and yeah
he learned seven? Who sings it? Brave's got her hand up. I
don't remember. I don't remember MenaceLas Vegas, Si, No, they

(01:30:25):
had they had a great song calledI can't wait one minute more? Oh
yeah, this is locally found forthe floor is the name of the song.
Oh that's dull. We're gonna havea local he getting we do,
yeah, we do get it.That's labeled local. H kidding? Yeah?

(01:30:49):
Local? Actually, you know whatI think it really is? Was
there a boss getting? Yeah?Yeah, I remember this song? This
is this was siev. I can'twait one minute more. That's it.
I can't worry one minute more?Yeah, I thought, Yeah, let's
see. I am man hold on. I'm ashamed of myself right for local
age, Yes, past my soul? Minute time so long enough, sick,

(01:31:15):
so brodt by myself. I gottatrust him myself minute yep? Wait,
wait, wait a minute, Ican't wait one minute more? Yeah?
Kind yeah, here before we goto the break, and I'll give
you some more after the break too. So hard but fun? But did

(01:31:40):
I promise? Fun? All right? Do you know the song? But
who the hell sings it? Promise? I know? Y? Goddamn God,
damn, I love this song.Promise you such Greg and there say

(01:32:05):
you really suck at this. Idon't even think I've heard the song what
oh yeah, always you Live?All this is by the artist when Row
promised you? Did you watch youand Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite. I seen

(01:32:30):
that movie that was like the areyou how about just breathing? Are you
living? Breathing human being on earth? Or just a tart? Like?
What is it? Which one ofit? Which? All right? We'll
play some more after the break,Hanks, welcome back. Going through this
game. I love it. Songsthat pretty much everybody knows, but even

(01:32:58):
the people who know this song can'tcome up with the name of the artist.
So you know the song, youmight even know the title, but
man, who the hell sings it? Ready for the next one? If
you know what, you're gonna putyour your hand up? All right?
All right, the next one?Here we go. This is the story
of Bravey's hand is up. Andpeople always think it's the name of the

(01:33:29):
song is story of a girl.The name of the title is actually absolutely
and then parenthetically, the story ofa girl. Bye who That's ready?
All right? Ravy nine days ninedays. Wow right, Wow, Sammy
has yet to get one. Theyget one, all right, maybe maybe

(01:33:54):
you'll get this next one? Allright, Sammy, who sings this one?
I know? I do know whaton bill the dogs out? But
who sings it? Bravey's hand isup. You don't know? I thought
menace would know. I mean,I'm trying a blank right now? What

(01:34:16):
their actual names are? What's thegroup name? Is? Anybody came out
so frustrating? Raby, No,that's is Baha men baha men who let
the dogs out? Wow? Idid know that one though, Let the

(01:34:40):
dogs? They say the name ofthe who sings it? I don't know.
This one I knew was Bahamas.All right, Well that's why you
said it, right, why youtied the bright away? Got it?
All right? So that literally everybodyknows but can't name the artists. Greg's

(01:35:02):
hand went up the meads hand.But they probably can't name the artist a
Greg who sings it? Kaja?Google? Google? Go? Wow?
Yeah, not Google too shy?You know this one? I think you've
heard it the wedding singer. Damnit, Sammy, it was a wedding

(01:35:25):
singer. I mean I've heard it. Yes, who sings this one ever
dancing and dancing, Oh, saysa hand on. Bruce willis his single?

(01:35:50):
No, Bruce willis you know youhave that song around then? He
did not have that. I knowthe song. I did not know I
sang. I know the song.It's a it's by an artist, King
Harvest, King Harvest, King Harvest. That would have been amazing to nail
that one. All right. Thisis another one that we play a lot,

(01:36:11):
and we have played a lot.All right, Greg who sings it?
Greg's hand is up hand. TheNorman people a right, raybe nothing

(01:36:35):
huh. The band is escaping justin time for this text to come over,
says all these rights, turning meon boying. Yeah, it's pretty
hot. Yeah alright. Man's whosings it are Danger Harvey? Goddamn you?

(01:37:00):
All right? Next one, one, last one, last one for
you who sings it? This iswriting the Greg and Raby I know this
one too, I mean I knowwho sings it to this songs all the
sime probably bigger than when it wrote. Exactly. Are you familiar with the

(01:37:20):
song, samon, I am familiar. Okay. Do you know who sings
it? Absolutely? No, absolutelynot? Mentis is a song? But
do you know who sings it order? Huh it's new Order, right,
No, it's not Grank Gory.Who sings it Modern English? Modern English?

(01:37:40):
Same thing. I melt with you. It's legally the same. That's
that's how you do that. Ilove it. We're gonna take a break
and there's gonna be so much funon the other side of that break.
Hang out. I don't even knowwhat that means. No one knows what
it means. But it's for FoxShow people. Welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:38:06):
sights because it's Friday ripped. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Phones are up at eight seven sevenforty four Wooding and it's up with the
text over to two to nine eightyseven. Raves gonna be nerd down here
in just a moment and find outwhat's happening. The latest in the world
of nerds, but the latest inthe world of Greg. Greg all ray,
what do you think of Greg's haircut? Like? How does it?

(01:38:28):
What does it look like to you? Looks like it look normal though,
Yeah? To me it does?All right? Man, take a look,
does it look normal? It looksfresh and clean. It looks like
from the angle that I'm looking atit. Yeah, it looks like it's
been dyed a little bit. Iwould agree with that. Man, Oh,
folks, you don't know Greg.He does, like what do you
do? Like a two on thesides and like a five on top.

(01:38:48):
Usually like a zero on the side, okay, zero faded up to a
five, about a one, andthen the very very top is a six.
Okay, So yeah, No,I've never colored my hair. Would
hundred percent admitted darker and brown.Really I wonder if this is why.
Okay, well he knows why,because you guys, Greg gave himself a

(01:39:10):
haircut, cut my own hair theother day. It was that long you
couldn't take it any You couldn't takeit anymore. And normally Mario cuts your
hair. He cuts my hair andis he not available? He was not
available and said through it and Icut it myself. I mean, I
knew it would be difficult. Thetop is not difficult. The sides are

(01:39:31):
nearly impossible. I think blending onthe tops too, because you are yeah,
and then the sides are sticking outand it just looks what did you
use like a bowl? Clippers?Clippers, just clippers. Yeah, you
did a great job, but howdid you fade it like not faded,
But how did you like blended?I had the sides cut a few weeks
ago, so they were they're alreadytoo long, in my opinion, pretty

(01:39:55):
long, pretty long. So Idid the top and just kind of go
all over. There's really no whereyou can mess that up. And then
on the sides, I went onenumber lower and went sideways trying to blend
it, and it didn't blend verywell. So it's kind of sticky,
auty and and helmety, and itlooks sticky out. And then I didn't
do the at the very end ofthe haircut. You're supposed to do the
scissors on the I guess you callthem the banks. Yeah, but how

(01:40:17):
you don't have bangs, right,but he would you still have to clean
up the side here by the templesand all that. So I did.
I give myself my first ever haircutout of desperation. He said, wow,
that looks really good. I don'tknow if he's being until you told
me, I had no idea.Really, yeah, he's got your haircut,

(01:40:38):
but it looks darker. Yeah,yeah, because even the cut,
even the cut, like the wholething looks different to me, like,
oh, babe, looks good.It's not. It just looks different.
Let Menace the expert haircutter. We'veseen him cut hair. It looks darker
way. Do you have product init? Yes, like more than usual.

(01:41:01):
No, I don't think it looksanything. I don't either. I'm
not picking up on that. Maybeit's in the product I did recently color
my go tea. Yeah, butjust very like if you've done the trick
where if you do give yourself ahaircut, you're supposed to put headbands on
at the levels you want to stopat. So you put like a headband,
do oh be mid temple cut,you know, gets you trimmed up
from a zero or one to that'sa good a little higher. Or you

(01:41:21):
can spend the fifteen dollars at GreatClips or whatever they or just wait for
Mario to get home. You guysdon't understand hair desperation. I couldn't take
it anymore so long. If onlythere was a place on every corner I
just walk right into with no appointment, I guess I could. Yeah,
it was a challenge. It wasa self challenge. Challenge. Mats see,

(01:41:42):
this is one of the great thingsabout being a dude. Is that
you know you want a haircuts fifteenbucks and you can go right now any
place, just walk in. Youdon't need it's not your person. It's
not like this big to do orit's going to take off frigging day.
I thought you were going to saythe great thing about being a dude is
you try to cut your own hair, you royally mess it up. It
doesn't matter half for a week.Yeah. Cops in Petaluma, California,

(01:42:04):
they pulled over a driver recently fora routine traffic stop. A while they
were questioning the driver, they foundout that she had a misdemeanor and a
warrant out for her arrest. Theysaw a meth pipe in her car,
so they brought in a little drugdugan officer to inspect the vehicle and the
dog ended up discovering a box ofdog treats hidden in the car, but

(01:42:26):
no treats inside. It was justfull of meth I know, right,
still a good duge. And alsofound a cat litter box full of myth
too us from Ravey's house. That'sjust how my litter box is today,
so check it out, and totallyfound about ten pounds of meThe inside the
car, so she had a warrantout and they didn't bother to go get

(01:42:50):
her. She was taking the jail. There was oh yeah, speaking of
it, there was another chick thatI saw in the news. This is
in a Pennsylvania truck driver arrested inColumbus. She had six hundred and forty
nine outstanding warrants for her arrest,damn three hundred and twenty two felonies,
three hundred and twenty seven misdemeanors,mostly theft related. Her felony charges include

(01:43:15):
identity theft, criminal use of communication, theft by unlawful taking, movable property,
access device issued to another who didnot authorize, use, financial exploitation.
I mean the list goes on andon. Yeah, for six hundred
and forty nine things. Yeah,and it's just so, how do you
end up with six hundred and fortynine? Like, at some point,
don't you hit like the threshold whereit's like, all right, it's like

(01:43:35):
lock you up and throw away thekey. Yeah, we're like, you
know, you're you're on like ashow, right, or if you're on
the police force, you get towork that morning and say let's go get
her. Yeah, right, Butshe's working as a truck driver. Yeah
yeah, that's a that's a lotof warrants. That is a pretty bad
background check. Like Jesus H allright eight seven seven forty four warding.

(01:43:57):
You can hit us up with atext over to two to nine eight seven
In Today, February twenty third,Today's National Banana Bread Day. Oh yeahh
banana bread. I saw a reallyI saw a really funny meme. See
it was like everybody, my wifedoes this all the time. I swear
this meme was made for my wifespecifically, because you leave bananas out on

(01:44:18):
the counter and they go like blackyeah you know, in like two days.
Yeah. The meme says, stoplying to yourself. You're not gonna
make banana bread. No one's makingbanana bread. Just let them go.
And they're because they're like so witheredexact're like oh no, how many?
And my wife all tell me,can we get rid of these? These
are? They're grossing me out.They're like banana raisins. They're like so

(01:44:39):
like dead yeah you know, ohno no like and then of course she
ends up throwing them out. Doesn'tmake banana bread. She pretends like she's
going to do some kind of likea house workers. She she will make
banana bread. But like you know, I would say, out of all
the times the bananas are there andI go, can we get rid of
these? And then the ten timesthat she says I'm gonna make banana bread
twice, oh out of those twoare those ten times she'll actually make it?
Where is that? Today's where's where'sthat? Where's that? Banana bread?

(01:45:13):
When the butter belts on there,you can put butter on the top,
butter anything, but yeah, butwhen the butter belts it just hits
different. I was just told aboutputting butter on pop tarts. Yeah it
doesn't sound feeling. What about whenthe mozarella cheese melts over the top of
the banana bread? Hell? Yeah, yeah yeah, magic shell, Magic

(01:45:40):
Shelley. Is National Tootsie Roll Day, Garbage, It's National dog biscuit Day.
It's also National Hospitality Workers Appreciation Day. I appreciate you. It's a
National rationalization Day. And you guysit skip the straw day. No turtles.

(01:46:03):
That'll make a big difference, itwill with you. I haven't encountered
a paper straw in a minute.As soon as I said that, By
the way, yeah, I feellike the very next meal I had.
Yeah, really, But the goodpart was at least it was like a
thing. It was almost like amilkshake straw. It was like thicker and
wider. Yeah, but tho soshbecause those thin ones, man, they

(01:46:23):
last about four seconds, so thisone lasted like eight seconds. Yeah,
eight whole seconds. What he showpresents nerd nut with Raby all right,
right, Friday morning, yep,what's happening in the world of nerds?
Well, if you turn on anypop station right now, you're gonna hear
a twenty year old song, Murderon the Dance Floor by Sophie Ellis Bexter.

(01:46:45):
And the reason it's back is becauseit's in salt Burn and lead actor
Barry Kiogan does a naked dance toit. Now, you know what number
one good for Barry because he's notone of these guys who's like, oh,
I could never watch my work.He's out there talking about means right
exactly, and he says he's reallyhappy with the way that scene turned out.

(01:47:08):
People like this movie or is thisone that people keep talking about because
all I ever hear when they mentionedsaul Burn is this bathtub or whatever.
I have decided I really do likeit. Watched it. I watched it
twice. The sex scene, thebath scene, and then the wind.
It has a lot of crazy scenesin it, but overall I decided I
really do like it. But it'sdefinitely not for everybody. But I definitely

(01:47:30):
have vibes when you watched Emerald Fanell'sfirst movie that was promising Young Woman,
all right, and it's definitely hasa lot of vibes like that movie.
Just similarly, I'm not gonna saylike plot it out, but just kind
of a slow burn like and buildup, right. I just feel like,

(01:47:51):
again, anytime you hear about themovie, it's only about this bathtub
or something involving the bathtub. Outthere, Barry said, quote, you're
really kind of put yourself out therein the most vulnerable state, and it's
beautiful to look at. I'm notsaying it's because of my body. It's
a freeing to see a body movearound the way that it does. It's

(01:48:15):
like a moving painting almost. Imean it would be moving like get it.
It's like a bucket full of goo. He also said they created like
a really safe environment for him todo this, like very not a whole
lot of people on the set andstuff like that. It is very It's

(01:48:38):
an extended scene, it's not justclipped to that and he's naked and dancing.
No, I was on a set. I got yelled at for peeking
around the corner to try to seesome Winger menace. Oh really, it
was like a fake Wener too.They want to make it safe. Yeah,
stop creeping, Yeah stop, thatwas all Barry Kyogan there. I

(01:48:59):
don't think there's any Wiener there.That's weird that you would do that were
there. I was one of theguys. I was interesting. I was
the stand in for one of theWiener guys. And then they were like,
winner, now just set the lightingand stuff down the okay, clear
the sets. The actors are gettingnude now and I'm just like, I
say, pushed. They shuffle usoff, but like you can kind of
still see. So I like,hey, hey, are you are you

(01:49:21):
a urinal peak or two? Newthat's gross. That's a real Wiener.
I'm a real person, not ina place where you know phil people.
It's also it's intended to be lookedat. Yeah, you're filming this for
a reason. If I had afair stand up and show everybody. Do
whatever you want. Your mouth aheada taste, you want to punch it,

(01:49:44):
go ahead, my guest. Now, as we know, Amazon Prime
Video now has ads unless you're payingthree bucks a month not to have the
ads. I watched something recently andthere was only like one ad. I
didn't think it was a big deal, But it looks like Amazon's free ad
supported streaming survey freebee is going tobe a casualty of Amazon's new mon hold

(01:50:04):
on, hold on. This iswhat according to ad Week, which is
where I found this article, sayingthat the decision to get rid of freebe
is part of a quote broader effortto focus its advertising and product efforts on
Prime Video. There's only one reasonwe care about free v and then it
is Lewis he better be safe?Well, they'll probably move him to Prime

(01:50:30):
Video. They better you better,or they're going to get the strictest letter
strict. Yeah's going to be strict. I's going strictly, and I will
use the word jerks a lot.Damn. A is convinced that Amazon's not

(01:50:51):
going to continue with to standalone streamingservices, So I mean that does make
sense. But if Jeff Lewis isn'tsafe. I'm out. We were.
We were. Screw you. I'mraving for more nerd stuff. Check out
the nerd Nod podcast at The WoodyShow dot com. All Right, dude,
thanks very much, Raybolds, yougot it, Dunk. It's time
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(01:51:17):
it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit beta. She was like, it's Shiversday,
and you know, we don't getwhat birthday. And we'll start with these
celebrities. We're just talking about JoshGadd. Yeah for uh, you know,
fun Justified, hate olof the Snowmanand Froze and he's been in a
bunch of different things. But yeah, Josh Gadd's forty three today asase,

(01:51:39):
I'm sorry, is forty one.You got Damon John from Shark Tank.
He's fifty five. Kristin Davis,she was Charlotte on Sex and the City.
She's fifty nine. You got DakotaFanning. She's thirty years old.
Wow, is that crazy? Likeshe's been around forever? Makes me feel
old? Yeah, I mean shewas obviously the child actress. How you

(01:51:59):
knew her? Like it's crazy thingthat you've known about her for so long
and she's just thirty. Was carryingher all over the place and war in
the world. Yeah, it's likewe raised her. It is like we
raised her. Emily Blunt is fortyone. You got the Nissi Nash from
Reno nine to one one. She'sfifty four. Scene ed to Tall Jones
former Cowboys legend. Also, heplayed High Tower in the Police Academy movies.

(01:52:25):
He's seventy three years old today andhe got Tom Bow debt He'll Leave
the Light On for You Still AliveMotel six spokes legend. I guess how
old he is? Greg U seventythree sixty nine. Come on, Yeah,
you act like he's not all overNPR programming ly, Oh he is?

(01:52:45):
What he actually? That's a shockto you, Like you don't listen
to NPR all the time? Iknow, is he really? Yeah?
I listened to NPR, Like hehas a commercial he's all over Like wait,
wait, don't tell me. Yeah, Oh so the advertising not him
as a no, no, no, it's corresponding. He's like as a
person Boudette, he's a correspondent.Friend. PR's not No, it's really
was a NPR and I didn't knowthat. Okay, is Wendy the Snapple

(01:53:09):
lady corresponding right here that I know. Your porn o' bernte today is Cali
Carter and she's been smashed more thangrapes at a winery four one hundred and
sixty one find films on her,uh well adult video IMDb. She was
in Big Boobs and Bare Feet Volumeone gross, also having sex with my

(01:53:30):
divorce attorney. She was fantastic andGreg late, rent leads to lesbian fun.
It's called trade. That's how youcan pay your rent. Also another
one of Greg's favorite words, naughtylunch break at the hospital. I'm watching
that tonight. She was in PornStar Therapy volume four also and see bast
mind have something to say about this. She was in a movie called Squirting

(01:53:50):
is Not Peeing? Oh, isn'tit? And scientists say otherwise? And
who can forget her unforgettable role inBuilt for Banging two Callie Carter, who
is thirty four years old today,And that is your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is aFriday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of nerds? With your nerdout report. We're gonna take a quick

(01:54:12):
break. We got some more Woodiesshow for you. Next hang on,
will be right back show Friday seven. Listen, and now that's how speaking.

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