The Woody Show February 6th 2024 Podcast

Sebas at the Super Bowl, News Headlines, Nerdin Out & More!

Episode Transcript

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Training class is now in session.A good morning everybody. Then, well,

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today's Tuesday. It's February the sixth, twenty twenty four. Welcome to
The Woody Show. I'm Wordy.That is rape. Happy toothday to you.
Ray. Oh, happy Tuesday.Let's get through. Yeah. Yeah,
I feel like, you know,like Friday, We're just trying to
do whatever we can to get throughthe morning. Right. Yeah. I
feel the same way on Tuesday,but with just less excitement, with a
different attitude for different reasons. Yeah. Yeah, Tuesday is just that day.

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Man. Good morning, Greg Gory, Oh hi, good morning.
There is menace. It's Tuesday,Menace it is. He's our social media
director. You can find us.You can follow us at the Woodies Show
on any of the social media platforms. Sea Bass, as you know,
is on assignment this week. Heis in Vegas and he is covering the
Super Bowl for for everybody. He'son on radio row as they call it,

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where all the different celebrities and playersand all these different people come through
for all the stations that are thatare broadcasting from the super Bowl all week
leading up to the game on Sunday, So Sea Bass has credentials for that.
So he's just collecting content not justthere but throughout town, like wherever
there's something going on super Bowl related, he is capturing that. So we'll
check it with with Sea Bass alittle bit later on this morning. Sammy's

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here, Good morning, we gotbored. We got Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here. Phones are open ateight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four,Woody, or you can hit us up
with the text over to two tonine eight seven coming up for you here
this morning. Like I mentioned,besides check out with Seabask, we got
some of the trending news headlines.Raves got nerd out before the hour is

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up, and I wanted to sharethis with you because I thought this was
kind of interesting. I feel likesuch a loser now going to bed as
early as that we you know,we go to bed so early just because
of the schedule. I think backto like my younger days. Now,
I wasn't doing any kind of likeearly morning work that we are now,
so it makes sense that we goto bed as early as we do.

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Yeah, for what we do.But man, I just remember, like,
man, your night wouldn't start untillike eleven pm. Oh yeah,
But there's this article in the WallStreet Journal. It was a study on
sleep that found young adults between eighteenand thirty four years old are in bed
by ten pm, like on average. Now really, yeah, they're living
like old people, oh my god, big time. And they say it's

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because as they understand the link betweensleep and health more than previous generations did,
and so they're just prioritizing sleep overgoing out. If I was that
young, going to bed that early, I would feel like I'm missing out
on right, I mean, Iwant to lose. And I was never
a club guys, never a bigbar guy or whatever. But I would
least be up and I'd be doingsomething. Maybe I was out, you

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know, but it wasn't every singlenight, but I was at least even
if I was home, I wasup super late. I go to bed
at the time I'm getting up now, go to bed at two o'clock,
around one or two. Sometimes wewouldn't even go out until ten, right,
Yeah, yeah, exactly, goodday. Now, if the younger
adults eighteen to thirty four now aregoing out, they're doing it at five
or six o'clock. So they're meetingup with people for dinner, a meal.

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Yeah, for a happy hour yeaeah. There's this quote in there for
a nineteen year old college kid whosaid, quote for me, nothing good
happens after nine pm. Mine usedto be after one. Yea, wow,
I thought I thought that was interesting. Damn. And also nightclubs they're
getting rid of the dance floors andit's just seating. Really, yeah,

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it's always dancing. You're sitting around. I'm drinking bottles, that's it.
How come that couldn't happened when Iwas younger? Maybe I would have gone
more because I always got that like, come on this dance, come on,
get out there, like I'm nota dancer. Yeah, a lot
of the dance floors are getting filledup with seating. Yeah. Uh,

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Sammy, I know you're on yourtrying to reduce inflammation diet. New study
claims that fasting helps reduce inflammation,which in turn helps prevent chronic diseases Alzheimer's,
Parkinson's, things like that, how'sthat diet going By the way,
are you bored with it? I'mso bored with it. No, dude,
so bored. I feel like thefirst three like you do get into

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a habit like where it's easier makingdecisions to do whatever it is. But
then there's another there's another plateau orlike another wall that you hit it,
which is it's so boring. Yes, it's like the same thing over and
over again, and you have totry and work different things in. Now
it's like you have the base andthen now it's like, I'm so bored.

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I have to find a new recipeor something to eat et something.
What is it that, Like,what's the main thing you can't have?
Like, is it no carbs,no dairy? It's dairy and cheese and
like a lot of sodium that wouldbe in like a pre made meal kind
of processed stuff. Yeah. Yeah, because I was telling my wife this
past weekend because I've been eating reallywell and you know, not perfect but

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you know, progress not perfection,right, and just so boring, like
I need to That's why people falloff. Yeah, but I need to
find I needed to like you know, get out of the you know,
the same three things. Yeah.True, I tried to switch it up
yesterday and I had squash pasta.I don't know. It was fine,

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but it wasn't what I was lookingfor. I loves soodles are tasty,
but I cover them in sauce that'sfull of sodium. Yeah, I just
mixed with olive oil. There's thisEating Healthy. There's this eating Healthy Instagram
page. I watch it. I'mlike, there's no way that this Philly
cheese steak pasta is healthy. Andthere was another one where this guy was

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all for a healthy, high proteinmeal. You got, you go and
you buy the frozen pre made meatballsin the freezer section there at the the
grocery store. You dump him intoa crock pot and then you dump in
a whole jar of He was usingRayos vodka sauce, so there's cream in
there, and there's you know,it's it's jarreds is a big thing in

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the Keno community because they don't havethe amount of sugar. Okay. So
I'm like, all right, soprocessed frozen grocery store meatballs and then this
like you know, half cream sauce, jarred sauce or whatever. Yeah,
I mean, but hey, lookand if that's good I'm in was it

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there? Like some workle just comingout recently saying that pasta doesn't make you
fat, It doesn't it. Idid read something we tried look and they
say anything with like where you're restrictingcarbs or restricting whatever like you know,
is not good because that's not sustainableand not bounce back hard right. Uh.

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The other thing people are talking aboutLarry Flint's Hustler Club in Vegas.
They have extended a offer to TraceKelsey and Taylor Swift for after the Super
Bowl. Now, good luck.You are two filthy rich people, right,
super popular. Let me let letme tell you about it. Then
you could tell me if yeah,let's just say you were in their situation,

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would you be taking this off?Okay, let me see the topless
Touchdown celebratory celebration. It's a packagevalued at one million dollars. It's going
to be awarded to Travis Kelcey andTaylor Swift provided that the Chiefs win the
Super Bowl and they show up totake the club up on their offer after
the game. The package will includeunlimited access to the ten thousand dollars per

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hour Mahoney suites That already sounds grossan Ace of Spades, Champagne, bottle
Parade, fifty thousand dollars in cashso that Travis and Taylor can quote make
it rain round trip, Limo transportation, and a VIP Platinum lifetime membership which

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gets them free lap dances for life. Do you get like a card like
what? Obviously this is just forpublicity. Yeah, I mean you're talking
about them. Yeah, But theonly thing I could think of is,
Man, how great would it beif one of these times somebody took up
whoever was on one of these offerseverybody to do it? Yeah, because
everybody goes, yeah, they're notdoing never do it, but they show

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up. Yeah, then they calltheir bluff and they actually show up.
Where's Honestly, though, I thinkTravis might have done it if he wasn't
with Taylor. I don't know.I don't I don't think so. I
don't think so. Really, yeah, I don't think he's like the strip
club guy. Maybe back in theday Travis was not thirty four Travis.
Yeah maybe. And so also theGrammy's happened, and now we know what

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was inside the Grammy's gift bag.Okay, sweet, I love these yeap?
So for the twenty fifth year ina row. The presenters and the
performers they received that gift bag.It's you know, marketing company that puts
it all together. And according tothe reports, one hundred and forty five
people took home this year's bag valuedat thirty six thousand dollars. So of

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course you got to pay taxes onthem. Yeah. Right, So here's
here's some of you know, thisis not all of because there's like sixty
different items that are in there.But the most expensive thing in the Grammy
gift bag this year was a privateperformance. I'm a mentalist, Greg,
that'd be fun. Chrisman, Ilove Have you heard of that guy?

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I have not, But mentalists aresuch a trip. So that right there
is valued at twenty five thousand dollars. That's most of the bag. Yeah,
that's like the entire bed stop it. Okay, So private live show
reportedly combines magic, mind reading,hypnosis, and comedy for a mind blowing
experience. That's pretty cool. Bythe way, just so you know,

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we've been reaching out of it sincewe talked about it on the air,
We've been reaching out to hypnotists,right, and I think we have a
line on one we do. Yeah, yeah, so that'll be coming up
in a future awesome. On theflip side, the least expensive items A
case of poppy soda. That's that. Oh yeah, I know that's soda

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that has those those properties that aregood for your gut health. Okay,
that's just value to eight dollars ninetynine. A pair of socks from a
pair of thieves about of twelve ninetynine. There's a robotic pool cleaner in
there. Ooh, so you canclean your pool. Fun found. It's
six hundred ninety nine dollars. Atwo hundred and ninety nine dollars smart bird
feeder rave oh brother for your brother, right. It takes photos of the

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birds that visits and sends them hisdigital postcards. Cool noise canceling headphones from
Dyson, which I didn't know theymade. Yeah, the ones that have
the uh they have the mouthguard overremember, but those are headphones. I
thought that was more like a maskand mask. Yeah, their headphones as
well. That's fat. It's sevenhundred bucks. Uh. The organic pet

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food from smack Worth two hundred andeighty two dollars okay, and a two
hundred ninety nine dollars sleep consultation witha renowned sleep expert and neuroscientists from westper
Oh we need that, Yeah yeah, let's do that. Rock stars need
it? Yeah, so I think, dude, I would. I'll be
like, what's in the bag?And then I passed because I'm not paying
First of all, I'm not payingtaxes over based on a twenty five thousand

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dollars mentalists mentalists for that bag,not that. Yeah, week the mentalists
would be super fun. I don't. I don't need that bird feeder.
That'll go right to Ravey's brother.Oh yeah, I would gift that the
socks, no, thank you.The soda can get, you know,
any grocery store. The pool cleaner. That's kind of neat. But I'm
not gonna take the whole bag justfor the pool cleaner. No, yeah,

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just say it. How how effedup is that? The sleep consultation
sounds like the most interesting eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. If you
want to hit us up on thephones, that's the best way to do
it. Eight seven seven forty fourWoody textas of course, text over to
two two nine eight seven shoe andwe're into another new hour. Insensitivity training

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for a politically correct world. Itis Tuesday morning. It's February to sixth,
twenty twenty four. I'm morning.That's Ravey, Good morning. It
was Greg Gory Menaces Sammy right thereis bored. Good morning, Bored.
How are you? Hey, Hey, hey, you our as sociate producer
More Vaughn's here. Phones are openat eight seven seven forty four. That's

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eight seven seven forty four. Hewill be checking in with the Sea Bass.
He is covering all things super Bowland uh he says that he actually
talked to a celebrity. Oh we'llfind out. But he is boots on
the ground covering all things in Vegasthis week. He's a you know,
part of the uh what they callthat radio row, you know, talking

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to different people that they swing throughthere for all the people doing their broadcast
from there for the whole week.Yeah, so we got that one thing
you don't have to worry about,though. Patrick Mahomes's dad will be at
the game. Yeah. We're gonnahave one of those alcohol monitoring bracelets or
whatever that yeah. Oh really,yeah, remember that one time we had

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Tracy Morgan in Yeah, yeah,yeah, he was talking about having one
of the yeah, he had oneon his ankle and uh yeah, so
anytime like he would drink or whatever, would it would go off. Let
the cops know. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty serious. I can't remember
if it was me who asked thestupid question, like, can't you just
dip it in something like, yeah, like ankle bridge trying to make ankle

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bread? What do you talk aboutwith the ankle bridge ankle bride? And
then uh, yeah, well,luckily the super Bowl is not in a
party town at all this year.Yeah. And by the way, the
judge did say, yeah, youcan go to the super Bowl, but
just no alcohol and or illegal drugs. And he's also required to have an
interlock device on his car. That'sgood. Greg. Your team is complaining,

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oh about their field. They're notthrilled with the practice field right to
soft. Yeah, so they're atthe u n L. They'ret the UNLV
practice site. Natural grass was placedover the artificial turf that was already on
the fields, and they say there'sseams that are kind of coming up.
Well, yeah, because you justput sod. Oh yeah, it has

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to be terrible. Yeah, becausethe surface at Allegiant is natural grass that
they wheel in and out. Ohright, you know what I mean.
So like and it's pretty crazy,like how that whole system works. I
know that they have the same thingin Phoenix, like where the Cardinals play
State Farm Stadium, whatever that is. It's pretty cool. There's like a
whole thing under the stadium that likebasically yeah yeah, I know, but

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like they have like artificial light andstuff under the stadium to take care of
the grass. So it is anatural playing service. And I've actually walked
on it and it's like perfection.Well yeah, I would hope, so
absolutely perfect. Yeah, considering howmuch it costs, Yeah, you would
appreciate it, expect imagine if thatwas your home law. Yeah, that'd

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be cool. Yeah, Roder Goodell'slike, we had twenty three experts check
it and it's mine. Yeah.Hey, bor, sorry, We're going
to say, where's the Chiefs atthen Raiders facility? Oh are they considered
the home team the Chiefs. I'mnot sure who the home team is I
mean, but I'm assuming maybe that'swhy they get the you know, the

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home stadium practice facility compared to Ihave no idea, I don't know.
Doesn't make shift home depot one,right, So bored. I saw this
and I wanted to bring you inthis because you are a resident wrestling expert.
Oh yeah, So all this dramawith The Rock's daughter, Simone,
she's getting death threats because The Rockis going to fight Roman Reigns in WrestleMania.

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Yep, so people are giving herlegit death threats over like some fake
storyline thing. Yeah, I don'tknow the daughter. I don't know if
you guys have realized adults, butnine percent of every fan base is completely
our word and insane, and thatgoes especially for wrestling fans. They are
infuriated that instead of us getting CodyRoads versus Roman Reigns two at WrestleMania this

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year, the Rock is going tobe there. He positioned himself in so
yeah, so they feel that theRocks stole his spot. Yes, exactly.
Well, everyone still brought her becauseCody Rhodes didn't win last year and
everybody wanted him to win and thenso everybody he's like kind of been like
the underdog and people have been rootingfor him and now he's getting sidelined at
this thing. But so certainly theRock daughters to blame for this. She

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is asking people to quote leave meout of this because quote a situation I
have nothing to do with. It'sone thousand percent her fault. I don't
know where you guys are not sayingthis is her fault. She used to
blame for all of it. Well, she performs. She's a wrestler.
She performs as Ava on NXT,which is like some kind of it's like
the minor league for WWE. Yeah. Correct, Yeah, so she's like

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a up and comer. I guess, yeah, yeah, wrestlering. She's
a couple of years in, she'sstill pretty fresh into it. But yeah,
but I mean, okay, sothis is like just complete fake storyline
stuff anyway that people are getting reallife pissed and making real life death threats
over. But like anytime you seepeople making death threats against like oh,
the you know whoever, the chickthat Harry Styles is dating now is getting

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like death threats from these other girlswho have a crush on him or you
know whatever, uh, you knowwhatever guy starts dating whoever. It is
like some of the you know,like Travis Kelcey starts dating you know,
Taylor Swift, And I mean,I don't know, good luck going up
against him, but have the dudesthreatening would get their ask right? It's
like, do you care that muchabout someone who doesn't even know who you

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are? It's still real to me, man, if they did, they
wouldn't don't know you at a zeropercent? They zero percent of every fan
base is our word? Completely insane? Yeah, true everything, But well
the politics people are that way too. The facts. I mean, the

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Rock's not gonna take over the championshipand become the champion, like no,
Rocks got other stuff going on.Yeah, but he's not gonna lose.
Do you think like some weird thingsgonna happen and then Cody Rhoades ends up
being championed because that's what people reallywant. I think that they really really
want to make money. And theconspiracy theory right now is that they're trying
to get any eyes off of VinceMcMahon and all that stuff, so they're

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willing to cause all this drama justto stop talking about Vince. Wing Man,
it's like what the government does.Hey, you guys should be paying
attention to this, but we're gonnahave distract you. Ye. Yes,
let's go talk about homeless houses thatcost like one hundred thousand dollars to build
that look like a shack instead oftalking about the real problems. Well,
the big news really that everybody shouldbe talking about is how Papa John's is

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offering the hard shaped pizzas for Valentine. Oh yeah, that's what we discussing
the guys. Yeah, that's thebig news. Yeah. So we got
sea bass, your sea bass.See you there? Hi? Oh there
he is your thoughts connection works?Look at that. Oh yeah, what

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are your thoughts on wrestling? Yeah? Yeah, it's stupid and for children.
But unlike the super Bowl, Yeah, I'm unlike the super Bowl.
Security is insane. They they don'teven like when I went to go check
in for my I d didn't evenask for my ID. They just scan
my face. Oh wow, Ohwhich I had ever, I hadn't given

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them a face scan. I gavethem just a regular photo. Well they
have it, but it popped rightup. Boom boom boom wow everywhere,
dogs everywhere. It's a It's veryair tight. It's like international travel the
right. That's how that global entryworks. Ye, bunch of israel machine
guns. Wow, no kidding,I mean it makes things faster, I
guess right, Uh yeah, Ishould I would I would think that.

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I would think so, but youknow somebody has to you know, do
the scanning and stuff. Like withglobal entry, you do it yourself.
So if it was like everybody hadto scan their own face, yeah forever.
Yeah. So Sea Bass is uhbroadcasting from his hotel room are at
the Luxe or I'm alost White Digs. Yeah, I've always wondered, well,
could you get a hell of adeal there? Super Bowl week?

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Not super Bowl weekend, but superBowl week. He's got a hell of
a deal. And I got awindow that's at an angle, which is
sweet. Okay, that is Ihaven't stayed there for years, but I
do remember that, like the windowsat the angle. My question is is
there a room at the top,like the at the very top I'm or

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something there has to be. Isthere a room the very top, you
know, like where it all comesto the point the top of your room.
You got like a cathedral ceiling upthere, the pyramid Elite suite,
Pyramid elite. I'm going to lookthat. I stayed there when it like
kind of first open, and that'swhen I've found out about an inculator.

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That's what they have. Elevator inclator, right, is that what it's called
it? Yeah, that's it's notan elevator or an escalator. Is an
inclinator because you are you're not goingstraight up. You're going up at the
angle of the side of the pyramid, so it's like thirty nine degrees.
I think they tell you in theelevator because the elevator shakes real bad when

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you get or the inculator. Sorry, if you ever go to Saint Louis
and you go up into the arch, the Saint Louis Gateway arch, that's
the inculator. Yeah. Well,because you get like in this this little
like egg pod looking thing and ifyou're coastro phobic, you'll hate it.
But it goes up, so itstarts tracing like the shape of the arch,
and then it corrects to where yourlevel, and it goes up more

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and then correct So it's this constantclicking click click click click, click click
click click until you get to thetop. This one's real shaky, but
they explained it's good. Well thatthat pyramid sweet, you know, it's
the nicest one because the carpet andthere has been replaced in the last twenty
years. That's their high end suitethere. I am noticing in the shower

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that there's a lot appealing of thepain coming. Cool. Cool. Well,
anyway, the action is not happeningthere, It's happening at all these
different things around town for the superBowl, which see Bass. He is
on assignment this week covering all thisstuff. And I was telling everybody that
you have a celebrity, yes,celebrity encounter to share with us today.

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There's a lot of folks who comethrough the radio row to to you know,
do interviews and sell their pitches.Day one, not as much slower
did get Greg the star of yourfavorite show. America's got talent. Oh,
Terry Fader, He's two people whomake money doing ventriloquis. He's very

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successful. Yeah, one of agt'sfinest. Yeah. Well, anyways,
so Sea Bass talked to him andwill get his complete check in on his
daily activities. He's covering the biggame for US, our official Super Bowl
correspondent on the ground, Sea Basswith Terry Next hang on and Sea Bass

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is on assignment this week. Heis I mean he's got official NFL radio
row credentials, you guys. Thatwhich is I'll be honest, this is
kind of a big deal for us. Agree, we don't ever get approved
for this kind of stuff. Buthere we are checking in live from his
room there at the Luxere right onthe strip and just a stone's throw from

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where the big Game will be playedon Sunday. Sea Bass, good morning.
See there. Oh wait, holdon, hold on, I have
the wrong Here we go, therewe go. Try that out, jibboy.
Sorry, Mission control. A lotof buttons, a lot of knobs.
We've never used the Sea Bass atthe super Bowl button before. Yeah.

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Yeah. They have a lot oftable like and basically everyone all the
radio people have the general tables,but then you have the big sets for
the big fancy people. That includes, of course, like the Pat mac
Maxis from ESPN and Scott Farrell.Are you floating or do you have to
have an official table? Oh?I don't have antional table at all.
I just float around it and sitdown with every is an open area.

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There is a big guess we wantand he prefers that way exactly. I
could to run around and kind offollow people as they go about. Because
we're not doing a full broadcast,I can just kind of float in hunting
Peck for my interviews. So didyou talk to any of the big guys
like Pat mcphe or any of thosedudes. I am planning on doing that,
apparently. I was there a littlebit later than when his show is

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But man, good guy, likeyou see a show like that which is
just supposed to be a dude totank top talking sports right right. And
the amount because I got there rightas he was wrapping things up, the
amount of people, just like everybodyhandling the set, all of his boys
sitting in the areas, all thelighting. It's the opposite of radio.
It's like, oh, radio isvery much. Here's some toothpicks, build
a house. And we are veryfortunate on this show compared to ninety nine

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point nine percent of all the showsout there. Oh, like, we
have a staff full of people,we have resources and things like that.
But just when you look at andthat was the thing that was so eye
opening to me, being on theset of a television show and just seeing
just the sheer number of people runningaround doing all these different jobs. It's
insane. It's insanity. Yeah,well money, I guess, well yeah,

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yeah here it's like, uh yeah, we have to put in a
request then sign out a ream ofcopy paper. Should we need it?
Sure? Yeah? You know whatare you going to be using things for?
Well, copies, printing, printingthings out? All right? So
who'd you talk to their sea bass? Well, the one, the only
Terry Fader. Yeah. Wow.It's the first day of radio rows,

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so people are still kind of tricklinginto town, you know, celebrities and
touch like that. But Terry's alocal guy. He's obviously been playing Vegas
for many many years. One seasontwo Belove America's Got Talent one of the
great favorites. I love it.He is a singing ventriloquist and he showed
up with his uh turtle puppet.It's apparently one of his standbys. Very

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nice guy Terry is, and herehe is talking to us about what he's
up to. I've been doing twohundred to two hundred and fifty shows a
year in Las Vegas, and Ilike to do Sunday through Wednesday or Sunday
through Thursday because I like my inso that I can do my touring.
Yeah, I go with him.By the way, who is this over
here? I'm lynched in the personatingturtle right Westin you do impersonations I do.

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Yes of singers, I don't wantto ask you to be a dancing
turtle in this case, would youmind doing just one please? She sat
of my life, she shot ofmy life. That's Michael Jackson. Right,
Okay, now Greg has already lookedup his network. Yes, and
a half one hundred and sixty millionsigned. He signed a one hundred million

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dollar contract for five years. Wow, you got a million. You get
a million just for winning a GT. Right, yeah, you got one
million plus. Well that used tobe a show. Now I believe it's
you're just part of a show inVegas. Yeah, so it's like a
group of winners that which I believeis at the Luxeur, I think it
is. Yeah, but he buthe's so big. He's doing his own
thing at New York, New Yorkas well as his touring. Yeah and

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yeah, if you told me thatwas Michael Jackson. Okay, up on
that. Yeah. So, I, like many people, have a have
an idea to pitch to a ventriloquistTerry Fader, Okay, all right,
now, how often do you getpitched for new characters, new puppets,
new ideas. Honestly, everybody wantsme to do a puppet of whatever they
are. So they're like, oh, you need to get a dentist puppet,

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or you need to get a truckdriver puppet or whatever they do.
They they want me to do whateverthey do. I'm gonna pitch you one.
Sorry. So this is a guywho works on our show. His
name is Greg Gory, and he'svery fancy and he has a very distinct
voice. I'm giving you full permissionto use not only his his likeness,
but his name. Whenever he introduceshimself to anybody, goes, Hi,
I'm Greg Gory, yeah, andjust goes from there, Oh, I'm

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Greg Gory. So he just didan impersonation of Greg Gory. Then of
you doing Greg Gory right right rightright? A hello father sell out every
night. Yeah, and that's allhe says, Greg rules you are officially

(29:02):
you have now been puppetized that.Yeah, I'm tingling, and I might
be erect I mean you have noyou have no financial stake in it because
you just signed over all your likeness. That's fine, Yeah, I get
away from that's fine. Just doit for the glory. Speaking of America's
got talent, I'm bringing up heresomething that that actually Greg has brought up
about that show with Terry Greg.Actually he's a big AGT fan on our

(29:25):
show and he watches it every week. He loves Heidi, but he says
the way to win America's Got Talentis, he calls it, America's got
a SOB story is to have Youdidn't really have one of those. You
were just kind of like, I'vebeen working for such a long time,
right, It was kind of likeI said, you know, I've been
I've had dreams of one day makingit and this is probably my last shot,
so I'm gonna do the best Ican. But no, I did

(29:45):
not have any SOB story. Thatdoes tend to happen a lot of times,
the person with the with the saddeststory is going to either win or
get really really far in it.And my attitude was just I'm gonna be
myself. I'm gonna be who Iam. I'm not going to create a
character, and if people like mytalent and they like me, than then
they'll vote for me. And itworked that story this is my last run.

(30:06):
Well, I mean, well,good for him. I personally just
don't understand, like, who isthe person paying for a ticket to go
see it? What I people areyou? I mean, I know I'm
saying. I know people go tohis shows. The guy's got a ton
of money, and there certainly isan audience for it, but obviously they
gave him a hundred million dollars.I'm just like, I don't get it.

(30:29):
Not my favorite thing. I don'tknow if I would run out to
see a Terry Fader show. Butyeah, he's one of like what one
hundred puppet guys. It seems well, there's like two of them. It
seems a lot of billboards. Alittle girl, well she's not a little
girl anymore. That went on andto win as well. She's eventual request.
I can't remember her. You guyshave really done it and made a
good living. Is is Terry Faderand Jeff Dunham Jeff Jeff both of their

(30:55):
audio he doesn't new Netflix special whichis terrible, both of their audiences.
Again, Terry's super nice guy.It's Grandma's and grandpa. Yeah, okay,
it's an older demograph, is it. Yeah, it's like old,
nice clean people who like old,nice clean humor. Again with Terry's a
lot of singing, which he isvery talented at Andrew mccafee. Right,
wait, what's the what's the isthat the puppet's name, the old one

(31:15):
that had like the monocle. Idon't know, madam, right, I'm
not a connoisseur of it was itwas a bunch of judy. I'm not
sure. You know, it's likethe old times, like it's like the
first one. You know, theythey got whalon flowers flowers and madam,
this is what all people do inVegas. They don't go to Access nightclub

(31:38):
right right, because you know thefamily has dragged them along. There's the
puppet guy, Charlie McCarthy. Charliethis thing. Yeah, I remember as
a kid, like that scary puppetthat is terrifying, scary. The bottom

(31:59):
jaw is cross. Bring that back. Maybe he could play with Ory.
Oh oh, So talking to TerryFader, we're world famous vent trillo quizz.
He actually has a new bit hedid that's is sort of going viral

(32:19):
here a little bit he's gonna tellus about that. All of my sociers
are at Terry Fader everything, soYouTube, TikTok everything. I just did
We Are the World, and Idid all nineteen voices without moving my lips,
and I moved from character to character, and I did all the impressions
and nineteen different puppets. And bythe way, Lionel Richie saw it and
said it was one of the mostamazing things he's ever seen. I would
like to see that, I wouldtalk. Well, apparently, he said

(32:43):
he taped it months ago, noteven knowing they were doing a documentary about
me. The greatest documentary comes out, He's like, oh, perfect timing.
Oh yeah, kidding and rav yes, you can't see it. Well,
you can't see it if you goto Terry Fader's YouTube page his live
show. He says he's going tohave it in a few months, but
I have the audio for you right. Here comes a time when we heat
a certain when the world must cometogether as Verity the die. Oh and

(33:15):
it's time to turn into hand tolife, the greatest gift of We can't
go all your body, so soonwe go soon make the change. That's

(33:37):
pretty good. It helps you cansee the faces. Yeah, I mean,
but this sounds terrible trying to Iwant to see h see what he
does with the strong got really,Nel says, will it is pretty good.

(34:00):
He does, and he does doit without opening his mouth, which
I don't know. There's Bruce maySon swim can forget it. You were

(34:25):
right there shine shot stand get well. Now, I don't know where he
said. We heard it be hugheyeright there, we heard it and oh
wow, yeah, all right.Were people clamoring to talk to Terry SeaBASS?

(34:50):
Was I clamoring? And what's likethe line overage? Like, no,
he did know he was making therounds. People wanted to talk to
him. Also there early day ofyou know, Radio Row, Yeah,
trying to fill a show with uh, with stuff. Those guys. I'm
gonna tell you, I've gone toa number of these things and people show
up with no plan. They're like, what we're gonna do is we're just

(35:10):
gonna talk to all the celebrities thatare there. And you get there on
the first day and there's like twopeople and these guys are just making stuff
up. They think like Joe Montanais gonna roll through, like Tom Brady
and Steve Young. Yeah, andit's the guy from Bounty Paper Towels and
Terry Fader. Terry Fader very nice, Nosah. I remember one time they

(35:31):
came around and uh, it wasone of those things man, where we
talked to the person who was pimpingTurbo Tax. Oh yeah, remember Remember
that was fun because we were justtalking about how they like, all right,
they're really don't bring anybody through thatwe when we do have a plan
when we go to the one ofthese things, but just for fun,
we're like, all right, thisis how bad the guest list is today.

(35:51):
They just pitched us this representative fromTurbo Tax and where we said yes
and we're taking it. In fact, that's where honestly, that's where interview
Roulette started. That was my favoritething that you guys did because I would
stay back at what do you showh Q? And then I was the
list of people that you guys areabout to talk to him, like wait,
Turbottax, guys, this is gonnasuck, and it didn't. Also

(36:13):
was really cool about these things.Did there's people that show up that are
not even on the list, youknow, and then you tried to nice.
Yeah, yeah, I love that. I've been told again fingers crossed,
no promises, but I was toldthat Patrick Mahomes wanted only carrot that
carrot top. The lady, thelady who was in charge of Terry Fader

(36:34):
said, Yeah, I'm gonna haveCarrot Top to talk to him about wine.
Greg would love it wine. He'sa big drinker apparently. Yeah,
if you looked like that, also, how dare you also he got bipped
to see I did not see?This is good. This is why you
do these prep meetings. That's whyyou got to have around. I'll tell

(36:55):
you all. That's when his carwindow got smashed in. All the stuff
got stolen. When you park inSan Francisco, they have these littles that
are basically glass breakers. All theydo is is bi or bip. Yeah,
radio in shadow. Well, seemass, thank you so much for
chaking in. Appreciate it. I'llsee if I get some McAfee or something

(37:15):
today, take care or the top. Yeah. Look it's either Pad McFee
or carrot To or the TurboTax guy. Look for what's seventy three minus four?
Yeah, it's hot. Well,I've got some sad news report out
of the world of music Country music. Toby Keith, superstar the artist Toby

(37:42):
Keith has died. Sucks. Hewas sixty two years old. He's been
battling stomach cancer. Oh god,yeah, so yeah, he lost his
battle of that sixty two stomach cancer. Man, that sucks, it does.
Yeah, Toby Keith responsible for thissong. It's so I mean most
people. Yeah, let's have aparty. Let's have a party. Even

(38:07):
Greg Gory is a fan of hI like, what was the what was
the song you liked? Courtesy ofthe Red, White and Blue Rolls,
Aerican girls and American guys. Wewill always stand up, Pensilon. We
will always recognize when we see youglory flying. That's there's a lot of

(38:30):
men did so we can sleep inpeace and when we lay down, I
tell it my daddy, sir,fast forward into this Glasses against Steve.
It's called us. Here for myhorses, my horses, Here for my

(38:53):
horses, my horses. Yeah,Peter hates it alright, this man.
I remember, like one of myfirst jobs in radio is that'd work at
a country station and this song wasall over that station. Oh yeah,
should have been a cowboy. Thisis a big hit for him too,
right, Oh yeah, yeah.Toby Keith has died at the age of

(39:19):
sixty two. Yeah, it shouldhave fast forwarded into that. I'm willing
to let you continue to play itthough for people not familiar with that stuff,
man, Like it's kind of torture. Yeah, that's true, you
know, like you can get tothe you can get to like the hook
of it and go oh check itout. Although, like red Solo,
Cup did make this list of theworst country songs that ever became huge hits.

(39:45):
So it was like that and itwas achy breaky heart right that Hey,
sorry Swift, eas Taylor Swift madethat list. We are never ever
getting back together? Yeah, honkyTonk, but dunk and dounk I issue
not that is a side is you'dhate to see your go open watcher lady,

(40:14):
But dunk and don't all? Howabout to Save a Horse Ride a
Cowboy? One of the worst countrysongs that became a huge hit. Oh
another one? She thinks my tractoris sexy? Sexy? Hell yeah,
man, who can forget Tracy BirdWatermelon Crawl? We got a gat We

(40:38):
read from the biggest watermelon uber.All right, this is a great list.
This. I love these songs.It's a list of the worst country
songs that ever became huge hits.Sugar Lands, stuck like glue. You
calling me dracky, I'm never lettinglisten stuck on you that one gets stuck

(41:09):
in your head. Our Jason alDean dirt Road Anthem, U Road lead,
that Joe Latin George Joe speak wellSmuggled. That's the kind of changed
country music with that song. Howdare all right? Well? Rest in

(41:30):
peace? Toby Keith? People talkabout all the time more Wooden shows?
Next? Hang on, yeah,this is the Woody Show. What is
woo Woody Show? Into another newhour in sensitivity Training for a politically correct

(41:52):
world. Yep, it's still Tuesday. It's February sixth, twenty twenty four,
and it was bacon many Yeah.Last night in Virginia, the women's
basketball team was playing Miami, andI guess the deal was if they missed
both of their free throws, itwould be free bacon for the crowd.

(42:14):
Oh my god. Then the studentswere so excited about it. Sure,
some dressed as strips of bacon.Some had giant cardboard bacon strip signs.
And here's how that went. Sothe kids are on the edges of their
seats because everybody gets bacon. Ifin the second half the opponent here miss

(42:36):
two consecutive free throws, its time. That's funny, that's random. Better
place bacon for everybody, and it'sbacon tie bigger I love is that Duncan
bacon. Meanwhile, fans at NorthCarolina State they were psyched they were watching

(43:00):
their women's basketball team because of afree chicken incentive Chicken and to the deal
here was if a player from Louisvillemissed two free throws anytime in the second
half, it would be winter Winterchicken dinner and the chilling chicken in here
because if she misses the next one, they'll get chicken. Let's do that

(43:23):
chicken chicken games. I want tobe part of great promotion. I mean,
they gotta do something for chicken hoops, you know, totally, but
I mean it's pretty funny, man. Although Sammy would not be excited for
the bacon thing. No, let'ssee, I know I have a couple
other things chicken related. Egg priceson the way back up, guys,

(43:43):
game again. Yeah, it's dueto a breakout of the Avian flu at
the end of last year. Sothat avian flu just keep so many chickens.
Well, look I got some eggnews if you don't mind. Okay,
okay, I was just sent thefirst egg laid by one of the
Woody showed chicken either Ray or Sammy. They just laid this egg, wow

(44:07):
looking egg number one and it's abrown egg for a Black History month.
That's nice. I just got ittwo seconds ago that they first ever.
Yeah, it's not nice. Whichone of these whores either they're too young
for this, Sammy or Ravey?Well either one minis turned out to be
a rooster. Oh no, butit's is still at the farm, apparently

(44:31):
snuggling up to some other chicken,not Sammy or Raby, because they were
running around as like a a clicklike the three of them. But the
menace has like kind of got thesweets for some other chicken in the henhouse.
So so far, yeah, menacehas not proven aggressive. And then

(44:55):
one of them went to chicken heavenright what he did? Oh yeah,
all right, let's look like fora while or do you even think that
that's true? Yeah, we goteggs. I do have one more chicken
thing. Okay, have you seenthis idiot online? He's doing what he
calls the raw chicken experiment. Ohyeah, I've heard of this and have

(45:20):
ignored it promptly. Okay, wellI have as well. That ends now
because you're gonna hear all about it. Oh good, he's uh, he's
eating raw chicken every day until itmakes him sick. God, which eventually
it will. I mean at somepoint that will will land on salmonella.
You know, how did it notmake him sick on day one? I
don't know. Maybe is that maybethe experiment, like people are so freaked

(45:40):
out about, you know, rawchicken or pork or whatever, is it
just to show you're not necessarily gunningagainst sick. I was surprised because apparently
you're not supposed to wash it.If you're a chef, you you do
not wash to wash chicken. Iused to wash chicken people, but I
don't want to wash it off,like get the semonella off there, and

(46:05):
that would create it, right becausethe temperature of the water or something like
that makes it. Uh, youshould not wash it. Look, I'm
like, I don't know, butyou always washed chicken. But now yeah?
Uh anyway, so, uh,what he's doing, So he's eating
this raw chicken. He washes itdown with a cocktail glass filled with three
raw eggs. God, but sofar, I mean, he's three weeks

(46:27):
in. Man, this guy's stillalive. That's discovering I'm not sick.
This is Himay eighteen, eating rawchicken every day till I got to tell
me ache. I got to geton a flight in about one hour,
so I'm just having a quick breakfast. Don't try this at home. When
you get chicken suck in your teeth, you can use one of nature's toothpicks.
Today we're gonna try some chicken wings. And I got this hot sauce.
It's from hot Ones and it's usuallythe last one that they use.

(46:50):
I might have made a mistake,yeh, because it's hot, not because
the chicken wings that he's eating areraw. Raw. And by the way,
when he says nature's toothpick, he'susing the nail of a chicken foot
like one he's doing. It's almostlike I hate this guy. Yeah,
I hate him too, but Iam fascinated about how he has not been
sick. I'm with you, gregOr how he can even stomach one bite

(47:14):
of it. Yeah, weirdo soundsgross Every once in a while, like
I love hard boiled eggs. Ilove eggs. Every once in a while,
it hits me wrong really where it'slike, yeah, where it's like
I have a hard time even swallowingit because I'm chewing like the egg and
then I'm like thinking about what isYeah, yeah, I love eggs.
But if you think about him toomuch, yeah, it's like a chicken

(47:35):
abortion. Don't think about Nature's creamtoo much. Yeah, it's like we
went to the clinic, pulled allthese things out of the trash and said
this is gonna be good for breakfast. Yeah, but I love eggs,
but every once in a while,just it hits me the wrong way and
menace, he said. He's it'salmost like he's doing it for attention,
kind of like every single person online. Do you like steak tartar? I

(47:58):
do? I love it. Yeah, I'm kind of won and done on
that one. Yeah, I'm notgrossed out by raw meat, but I
am grossed out by raw chicken.Like a steak in raw form to me
looks amazing, But like why,like what's the different? No, I
don't know there's something about chicken becauseI'm like ravy when I eat chicken.
While I'm chewing my last bite,I'm usually running to the bathroom because people,

(48:20):
uh yeah, because people feel thatway about sushi, you know,
like, oh, I'll eat fishbut it's got to be cooked. They're
missing, so they avoid they avoidsushi all together. I know a lot
of those people. Yeah, doyou like stick tartar rave? I do.
It's it's I've had it a coupleof times and I'm like, okay,
okay, it's good. I justfind it interesting, Like, you
know you can eat that. Yeah. I don't know it, but the

(48:44):
idea of raw chicken turns your stomach, right, Maybe because you're just associated
with being sick. Probably probably.Yeah, there's a mental hurdle that I
couldn't get over. Yeah, Icould never take it. I just do.
And it's uncooked form. Yeah,it's like weird color favorless do it

(49:06):
so much? Is it weird thatI'm saying all this is gross? But
I'm like, man, I'm kindof hungry. Oh here, we're late.
Anyways, it doesn't matter. Losingweight may make you healthier, but
it won't make you happier. Thisaccording to research they followed over three thousand

(49:29):
people over a seven year period.They found that people who put on weight
were happier than people who lost Weightizza, Right, why aren't thinner people happy?
They say, it's simple. Dietingis torture and boring deprivation. That's
what we've been saying. It couldhave just come to us, paid us

(49:51):
for that study done done. Itwould have taken thirty seconds. Yeah,
that's why when you get married oryou do something life changing, you get
a fat because you're all happy.Eight seven seven forty four. What he
text over to two two ninety seven. Yeah the egg it's not an abortion,
just not fertilized. Yeah, soit's likes period. Yeah, does
that make it better? Show backin a field. It's fun to do

(50:15):
that stuff. Show. So notonly were the ratings up for the Grammys
this year, but they got alot of yeah, but they got a
lot of people talking about them afterwards, which is, you know, not
something that's been happening much over thelast ten years really, and this year
that talk is thanks to what somepeople are calling the greatest Grammy performance of

(50:37):
all time. The posting about itwas like, well, yeah, Nation
healed the Tracy Chapman Luke Combe's FastCar performance, and it was such a
hit that the og song thirty sixyears old, that song just rocketed the
number one on iTunes. I believeit. Yeah, pretty cool, good

(50:57):
for trace old new Yeah, audienceprobably discovered it. Yeah, yeah,
well pretty sure. Like I said, my nephew, who's twenty, his
first experience too Fast car was LukeCombs, and I said, you know
that's a cover. He's like whatoh young people? Oh yeah. I
was the same like my kids withwe didn't start the fire. All they

(51:20):
knew was okay, the fallout boyand then they heard the Billy Joel when
they go this one sucks. Didn'treact that way to Garb this one sucks
terrible. Let's say hi to Casey. Hey, good morning, Casey,
good morning. Would show we're talkingbefore the break about the guy eating the

(51:43):
rock chicken and everything, and exaidit was like grossing them out, disgusting.
That's so Casey had something add tothat. What do you got So
I'm not above eating raw sush sheet, good salmon, just all the goodies.
Right, of course, my roleas a chef, and he spends
multiple times year traveling the world,learning different techniques, different food. He

(52:04):
is eating raw chicken sashimi in Japan. Oh then, by the way,
there's your daily mention of Japan.Yeah, we figured out how to get
Japan into the conversation at least oncetoday. Love it? Yeah all right,
so your your brother's a chef andhe's gotten eating raw chicken shashimi.
Yeah, yes, what did hesay? He loved it, absolutely loved

(52:29):
it. He would do it again, need anything. I got to be
like a soil assume. I wouldimagine this is like soy sauce or from
Walmart. Yeah, big bottle ofyum yum. There we go, just
dropping absolutely wow. Interesting, Casey, I wouldn't do it personally, I

(52:50):
don't know, not far for meto judge someone. Yeah, well it's
not above me, so Casey,thank you to call appreciate. Oh that's
just so gross. No, no, thank you, h Greg Gory.
What about the trending news headlines today, Well, the big story is that

(53:12):
Buckingham Palace announced yesterday that King Charleshas cancer, But they did not specify
what kind of cancer, the stageof the cancer, or the type of
treatment he's going to be getting.But apparently it's out of prostate, right,
that's what everybody's assuming. They werealso saying that a procedure like and
a large prostate can lead doctors tofind something else. Sure, so you

(53:37):
can assume it's prostate cancer. Butdon't assume it, right, he told
his family about the cancer before itwas made public. Asses right there and
assume so it probably is. Theysaid, Harry's going to go over and
meet with them right within the nextfew days. Apparently. Uh. The
CEO of McDonald's, he just didan earnings call and admitted that their sales

(53:59):
have taken a hit thanks to majorlyjacked up prices. They've had big mac
combos in some places going for aroundeighteen has been saying, yeah, there
was one to warned you. Yeah, he foresaw this. He did.
Yeah, I know it. Itwas that guy that rode through Boston.
What was his name, Paul Revere? He was the Paul Revere was like,

(54:19):
prices are too damn high at fastfar. Anybody know this inflation?
There was way before inflation, Greg, way before. That's what he's been
saying. Okay, there was aConnecticut McDonald's. It was charging seven to
twenty nine for a egg McMuffin.Oh what what what? What? Five
bucks for a side of hash Browns. The list goes on. So the

(54:40):
CEO said that eating at home hasgotten more affordable. So the battleground for
them is that low income customer andthey promise to get more affordable, but
hasn't gone. Is it more affordable? Well, that's what they say it
is. Yeah, and for sureeating at the house definitely. But they
say that now to make a McDonald'smore affordable. See if this makes sense

(55:04):
to you, price hikes will slowdown to about two to three percent instead
of last year's ten percent. Oh, so we're not lowering the price.
We're just going to slow down,right, And then they're also going to
let all your raises catch up.Yeah, you know, all those raises
everybody's getting. They're also going tooffer what they call targeted deals on the

(55:25):
app, and that app discounts aregoing to be a big part of their
strategy to get things more affordable atMcDonald's. Yeah, the home if you
really want to, if you're lookingat the level of fast food, you
can get mac and cheese a boxof it for like a dollar or something,
and then get some type of meatfor like four bucks. Is all

(55:46):
about this app, this McDonald's app, you know. And I'd never been
in the car when she's used it, but like we pulled up there and
yeah, I'm getting ready to givethe orders because no, no, I
have the app. I go,wait, what am I supposed to do
here? I felt like Greg,She goes, no, you just give
him this code, and I go, uh oh because she pre ordered.
Yeah, I'm like, I havea code, Like, ah, what

(56:08):
is it? Like? This isso weird, This is so dumb,
This is so dumb. Yeah,I'm trying to order food. I have
a code on the app. Ihave a code on your app and you've
already paid for it through the app. Yes, so you just go to
the window and you pick it outfood or but you get the rewards through
the app, right, that's whatyou I guess, I don't know.

(56:28):
You don't mess up the communication.Yeah, it was so tough. I
got some nuggets the other day andthey're like, oh, what kind of
sauce do you want? And Isaid, I want barbecue and I want
honey mustard. Guess what I gotall barbecue. Buffalo sauce their standard to
Buffalo sauces, because their standard theyalways default the barbecue, not all this

(56:49):
day. And I hate their Buffalosauce really damn it. That's not a
good day for your power through Buffalo. I did because I was already like
way down the road found out.I didn't see that coming offloads off now
as much as I dream and fantasizeabout being able to mind e RaSE Taylor
Swift. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell loveswhat he calls the tailor effect on the

(57:13):
NFL. Obviously, he was ata press conference in Vegas said that there's
no denying the positive impact that theTaylor Swift Travis Kelcey thing has had on
this season, and he said Taylor'spresence has been massive for the NFL.
He said, quote, she knowsgreat entertainment, and I think that's why
she loves NFL football and when moreof her boyfriends on the field exactly.

(57:35):
And then when he was asked isany of this stuff scripted? Any of
this relationships scripted? He said,I don't think I'm that good of a
scripter. Script yeah, And healso said, and neither are my people,
because I think he kind of realizedwhat he said, oh, scriptor
yeah, gotcha. And then there'salso a group of people who are not

(58:00):
fans of the Apple Vision Pro andthat would be fans of porn. So
the Vision Pro apparently doesn't let youaccess explicit immersive content. So some people
are calling it a thirty chastity belt. You think that you would be able
to do that? Why not?Like you can watch porn on your phone.

(58:21):
I mean you could surf the webon it. I guess, yeah,
I mean surf. Well, that'sthe thing corn or something. Let's
just say you're on a porn site, you know, like you porn or
something like that. I've heard froma friend that you can't cast it to
a TV, like through your AppleTV. My friend says you can't do
it. Yeah, yeah, it'svery informative. I'm assuming if you download
the content though, you would beable to do it because it would be

(58:44):
in your photos download. Well theywhere would you download porn from? You
porn? Like all the free stuffor whatever stuff. But yeah, I
mean these guys sound like very committedto porn. Yeah, so maybe they
do pay for it. And thecomplaint is that vision pro will play flat
videos from porn sites, but nofeature that plays porn footage as a one

(59:06):
hundred and eighty degree video. Man, so they really want to want to
be immersed in it. But usually, you know, all the technologies that
usually starts with porn, like theinternet exactly, like like Internet and all
sorts of other like you know,pieces of technology have really gotten their boost
from porn. Yeah, but they'llthey'll find a way. There'll be an
app where you'd be able to playthe way the Android version whatever files you

(59:30):
want because on meta the Meta quest, you can do that. Yeah.
I was like kind of like addwhatever on the Vision Pro, but I
did like a deep dive of likeall the reviews, and yeah, it
does have some features that are absolutelyincredible, like such as well, let's
say, and I know you're goingto knock this, but I'm going to

(59:52):
say, like if I was inmy twenties and I lived in an apartment
and I really didn't have a lotof money to make my apartment nice,
I would probably invent us in aVision Pro because it does have a feature
where you can pin everything around yourapartment. So if you put it on
and you said, I want onehundred inch television on this side of the
room and I want to have mycomputer at this desk, you could put

(01:00:16):
it on and you'll have everything thatyou want. You have the nicest speed,
but you'll be able to use thenicest computer that you could ever afford
using the Vision Pro. If youuse the computer. So if you had
a keyboard in a mouse, it'llconnect to the vision Pro and you would
be able to like edit your videos, edit your audio, you surf the

(01:00:36):
web, and it would sit atthe desk. But it would be that
way because the device you're using,or you're not using the computing speed or
the whatever. Like what what arethose the new computers? Everybody's talking about
the quantum computers. You can normizeaccess to that. But I'm saying,
if you had your thing, youI want the quantum computer. Well,

(01:00:57):
I'm just saying, like whatever youcouldn't do mac computer, they would it
would look like that. It'd basicallybe like a Ferrari shell under whatever engine
you always already have, like whatevercomputer you already have. Correct, uh,
no, whatever the vision Pro capabilitiesare. That's what I'm right.
That's why it's as expensive as itis. You're buying a really high end

(01:01:17):
computer, So why would you spendthirty five hundred bucks on that as opposed
to like, I don't know,a new couch. And because you can,
you could constantly update everything because theminute you take it off, you're
in your crappy place. But no, don't do that you just leave it
on. But again, like ifyou waste all your money on furniture and

(01:01:40):
all that stuff or televisions, eventuallyall that stuff is going to go out
of style, or that your televisionis going to go out of you know,
I don't know. The capabilities aregoing to change. This way,
you can constantly update it also tofree up all your your extra money to
do other things. I think it'skind of cool. The Apple Store has
to a thirty minute tutorial that youcan take, and I had a friend

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my neighbor took it and is like, this is the greatest thing I've ever
seen in my life. Really.Yeah, he wants to take out a
loan so you could get one.I'm like, dude, just save some
money. Yeah yeah, because yeah, the price point is this. I'm
not going to spend money on it. So if I walk into MENACE's house
in this in this like a situation, right, He'll have an empty place

(01:02:27):
and I walk in, I'll puton this thing, like, Wow,
what a great place you have here? Man, you have a country couch,
So who cares? Is that?Like? So that's the future that
I'm not. If you've seen ReadyPlayer one, this sounds like the oasis
where people spend all their time inlike a better virtual world. The real

(01:02:49):
world sucked, right, Yeah,yeah, it's so strange, like that's
what I'm hearing. Slash sad though, right, I mean it's like you
have to trick yourself. Yeah,I mean yeah, I would take all
the extra money that I had becauseI didn't spend all this money to buy,
you know, a two thousand couchor a big TV. I would
go do that so I could likego travel places, or I go to

(01:03:13):
a theme park more, or Iwould have much a lot more money because
I'm not wasting it on crap atmy house a financial plan. But if
I have a really nice virtual couchand then the minute you take it off,
if you have a futon, yeah, and you're you know, you
got to pay in your back andthe cheap furniture, you know said non
like your brain doesn't turn off.You still know, Wow, my apartment

(01:03:36):
sucks. Yeah, I don't know, it's very weird. Yeah, but
I mean, I'm just saying youwould have different priorities. I see what
you're saying. I understand what you'resaying. I want to do the thirty
minute thing at an Apple store andjust really see what it's I'm not touching
it until it does the porn,Yeah, one hundred until porn, right
then talk to me, Okay,until then forget it. You know,

(01:04:00):
maybe a spot on this is superdepressing. What do I care if you
come to my house and you thinkI have a nice couch or not,
Like most people, rather have moremoney in my bank account to go do
better things, go to better restaurants, go again, have better trips.
Notice that none of that was likesave or invest or save and invest a

(01:04:24):
bunch of so that acounts you showyou my balance, nicer things, you'll
be able to retire someday or likewhatever. Just seems like this where I
can retire one day. Well,because the whole idea, which is so
like scary slash sad, a lotof people are going to get to the
point where they realized, like manlike, they are screwed. They're absolutely
screwed because they got so caught upin the moment of the now and the

(01:04:45):
immediate. Well that's what all thosenew commercials are about. You know,
the seniors singing about how you didn'tsuck your money and commercial now you're forced
to work just like three or fourof them. Yeah, that's a funny
commercial and it's out hate invest nowso you're not me later. Yeah,
consumer the future, you hates currentyou but I basically, but what I'm

(01:05:08):
saying is you could do that.You could be ahead of the game.
I understand. I'm just you know, I'm trying to apply it and think
about like just my own self.Like to me, it's the same way
people tell you like, oh,well, you know, you just got
to tell yourself. And I go, well, if you know you're mind
effing yourself, how does that work? Yeah? Right, Like if I
know I have this thing, like, to me, this thing pretty cool.

(01:05:30):
They show that a commercial where they'resitting on the airplane and you have
like this, you know, you'rewatching a huge look like a like a
giant movie screen. Because that's interesting. Am I going to pay thirty five
hundred bucks for that? So whenI'm flying I can no. But you
know, other stuff like that wouldbe more interesting than mind effing myself into
I'm sitting in this really nice apartmentthat I have when knowing it's not real,

(01:05:54):
it's very weird. You know,I just can't wrap my head around
it, right, I mean atit, like to talk to about it,
because which is not more important thana couche done? You know the
Woody Show. If they ever pulledour internet history, that would really be

(01:06:16):
good for me. This grady wouldrubber feet on my face. Some of
those tunes go into my mouth,that would be fantastic. This is the
Woody Show, all right, Welcomeback is the Woody Show. Phones are
open eight seven seven. He hitus over with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Here's anopportunity, you guys. It's a whopper

(01:06:41):
of an opportunity, all right.Burger King is offering up one yes to
someone who comes up with their nextgreat whopper innovation. Really they are currently
I guess they currently have more thantwo hundred thousand possible customized combinations. Uh
huh, with all the stuff thatBurger King already stocks. But if you

(01:07:03):
can think of something new, theywant to hear your pitch. And there's
not a ton of rules. Butyour submission can only have eight toppings max.
That's plenty. That's too many,too many. You can't change the
bun or the burger patty, butthose don't count toward the eight Okay.

(01:07:23):
So and the other thing is tooyou can use anything you want, doesn't
have to be something that burger Kingcurrently has. In fact, I think
they're looking for, Hey, whatcould you bring in that would be great
and help create the next big thenext great whopper. But you can't use
any allergens to like, no peanuts. They had to put this in there.
You can only pick edible food items. Oh really, I was going

(01:07:45):
to put a credit card in there. Yeah, they're looking for popularity,
so I mean, don't go weirdlike Frogois that's what the caveat? Yeah?
Yeah, it was a lot ofthose. Yeah, no nurse,
but I'm telling nobody. Nobody wouldwant it, you know, the masses
at least throw a frieda egg upon that. Yeah, there you go.

(01:08:10):
Don Yeah. Also feasibility, soit needs to be something they could
you know, reasonably stock at aBurger King. So three finalists will be
chosen. The winner gets a milliondollars, but two other finals will walk
away with two hundred thousand and onehundred thousand dollars respectively. Now to prispate
Greg, you need one of theirfree Royal Perks accounts. Ok, but
you can also submit a suggestion throughtheir app or on their website. The

(01:08:33):
deadline is March seventeenth, and bka, we'll give you a coupon for a
free whopper with your first entry.Ooh, I like that. Yeah,
so you can come up with anew whopper that they really like. You
can win in one thousand bucks ormaybe even one hundred grand two hundred grand
million of it. The very least, you'll walk away with a coupon for
a free whopper. All right,I got to think of something now,

(01:08:56):
yeah, or or what they are, what they haven't already done, right,
yeah, you know, can't bepeanut butter and jelly though, yeah
it could be no, no,yeah, oh yeah, gotta stay away
from those. Well somebody out there'sallergic. There goes the cat fur idea,
right right, yeah yeah, catburger. Wait we think about No,

(01:09:21):
we can no, not actual cat. I mean like we'll just collect
a bunch of fur and just putthe fur on that. Yeah yeah,
yeah, like we'll use like Rabi'slint brushes. Yeah, dumb them on
a whopper and the dander Whopper,the dander Whopper. It's a dandy of
a whopper. The new dan Wopperif you go out in the hall and
test fire and there's no smell,and then you come in here and you
far out loud wood Show. Imean we just had National fart Day.

(01:09:49):
That's right. It was now huge. Yeah, got international. It is
Tuesday morning. It's February the sixth. We are the Woody Show into another
new hour. I've been sensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world on body.
That's Raby, there's Greg Gory morning, Menace is here? What is up?

(01:10:10):
Woody? There's Sea Bass. We'vegot Sammy phones throw up at eight
seven seven forty four. What dohe hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven.Have you placed any bets for the Super
Bowl? Not yet? You haven'tdone that yet. There's some things I've
been considering, yeah, yeah,like such as like such as I've been
pretty lucky on everything life. Yeah, any wager she's ever made literally any

(01:10:36):
slaw machine she sat at any scratch. What players are going to score two
touchdowns? Like, I've hit thattoo out of the last three Super Bowls.
So that's something I'm considering. Whoscores the first touchdown? Something I'm
considering. I like to bet thecoin toss but I want to see the
coin first. What do you meanyou want to see the coin first?
Because they usually put out an imageof the coin and seaheads. You can

(01:10:58):
see tails, and by looking atit, maybe you can determine which side
it's a little bit heavier. Yeah. Then, and by doing it that
way, I think I've hit thecoin toss the last every time I bet
it. There's this guy. Menacewas telling me he's a writer for Fox
Sports and he's getting a lot ofattention. Oh. Here, Peter Schrager
is his name. They started puttinghim on television like four or five years

(01:11:23):
ago. And I guess he hasaccurately predicted the last four Super Bowl winners
and he has given his pick forthis year. And who do you think
it is? Uh? I havestinking thinking where where's he from? Do
you know? Like where? Oh? I did not look at the West
Coast guy, East Coast guy.I don't think it matters because he's well

(01:11:46):
you could say they looking at thecoin doesn't matter, But apparently it does,
as we just learned from raving.But his past couple of picks have
been Yeah, so the last fourhe got accurate? Yes, So who
do he pick? He picked theKansas City Chiefs. Yeah, does he
prick with the line or does hejust this is just straight up winning.
The straight up winning, I meanthe smart money if I was just betting

(01:12:11):
win or lose. The smarter moneyI think is on the Chiefs, just
based on their experience, experience.Yeah, though I feel like so many
people are like, oh yeah,forty nine ers got this, they got
this well on paper, they're thebetter team, right, they think the
rosters better. Okay, but didthat makes sense to me? The defense
for the Chiefs is better than thedefense for the Niners. Niners getting cash

(01:12:34):
and defensively, and you've got theguy who you never bet against, Patrick
Mahomes, who takes what he hasand figures out how to use it and
win. So and I think basedon all the experience and everything else,
I mean, if you just waitthe starting quarterbacks, right, Patrick Mahomes
and Brock Purty. Right. AndI don't dislike Brock. I like,

(01:12:55):
I don't. I think he getstoo much. I think it gets too
much crap from people. Yeah,his stories, he's got it done.
The guy's got it done right.Yeah. Yeah. Now the Speeder guy,
they just say that he is fromJersey, but not where he's like
where he does his work. Yeah, yeah, I mean last year Super
Bowl kicked ass, and I amhoping for a similar I want to be

(01:13:16):
I want to be a good game, and I don't want a flag at
the end to determine the outcome.Jesus scriptors. So medis what are you
doing for the Gamer? Because Menacehas a house guest, you guys,
I do, Yeah, and he'shere. Yeah, he's in the building.
It's a guy here. Yeah,it's it's a guy that we've had

(01:13:39):
on the show on the phone before. I don't think I've ever met him
in person. Really. Yeah.I thought I've brought him by the station
before. But yeah, you mighthave been. I wasn't there, you
know, it might have been likeafter hours or something quite a few times,
but who half baked, half bakedbaked. Definitely never met him.
We've had him on for you know, sling trivia because he knows everything about

(01:14:01):
wrestling to a certain point. Iforget where he drew the line. But
he loves hooters. Yeah, fan, he's a slow individual. I don't
even know what he looks like.Really, I think that he was like
Sea Bass cousin maybe. Yeah,But Medic had an idea, uh that
we're going to try out, Ithink this week because he's trying to he's

(01:14:23):
a good house guest who's trying tofind things to do with half Baked.
Yeah, and half Baked will dopretty much anything, okay, And so
Medics had this idea about him doingstand up. Yeah, because we have
an open mic night. We havea friend of ours that's also staying with
us who uh is a comic andhe does like open mics and he also
does shows. Well, let's bringhalf Bake along and then see what we're

(01:14:48):
talking about. Yeah, if you'renot familiar, we'll bring him in at
for the break all right, halfBaked will join in Medicine's house guests and
meet him. We can also findout what it's like to be a guest
at Medic's house. All right,how are we doing this? We're doing
this? What do you show?Well, here it comes everybody. Oh

(01:15:09):
hey the door opens. Yeah,all right, No, that's MENACE's spot.
You got to keep going all theway over the end, all the
way over the end. Good morning, good morning. You know, I
realized in all the years that we'veknown you I've only known you as half
Baked. What is your actual name? Corder? All right, yeah,

(01:15:32):
all right, Hugh, everybody akhalf Bake who has been staying at MENACE's
house. Yes, he's a guestin MENACE's place. It's been quite interesting
since he stayed at my house.Yeah. Yeah, well we've uh,
we've had half Baked on before becausehe is like a like an idiot savant
when it comes to all things wrestlingand yeah yeah okay basketball, Yeah,

(01:15:58):
Hooters loves the and they're still around, right, I mean not in my
area. Okay. I was gonnasay, like, I don't even know
where there is a Hooters. Yea, at this point I used to know
like where there was, like youknow where there was one, but even
that one I think is closed.But were a little out for their buffalo
I know those were so good.Anyway, So welcome, good to see.

(01:16:20):
I don't think we've ever like hadyou in the studio, like you
know, I've ever honored I feellike a million one million dollars. So
what what what? Because people arepeople are gonna wonder what is the story
with you? I mean, doyou have like some kind of condition or
like like you you talk this way. This is not this is not a

(01:16:43):
character, like he is a characteras a personality. But I mean like
I'm at step slower, but I'mnot like way out and out or speak
right. But I'm saying, isit like some form of like pardon my
mental retardation or like you or likeuh you know downs or something like that,
not to the extreme, but arerung below that? A rung below

(01:17:08):
that? Okay? Because people arepeople are gonna ask. I just didn't
know. Yeah, that's what whatwhat to say? Now? Mena says
that, uh, you know,while he's staying with you, I guess
you got paid and like there werelike these special instructions. So he told
me that when I get paid,uh with my direct deposit, that I

(01:17:28):
have some special instructions that I needto do. And what is that?
Which is what? Well, I'vechanged my mind, okay, but what
were they? What were to mailthe money to my house? But I'm
not going to do mail the money. Why would you mail the money because
I blow it on eb? Ohyeah, you can trust yourself. So
the first instructions that he told me, he is like, look, when

(01:17:48):
I get the direct deposit, we'regoing directly to the bank taking the money
out. Then we're going to theUPS store and we're going to buy a
sixteen by sixteen bucks six bush sixby six box. Sorry, we're gonna
put the money in there, andthen we're gonna leave UPS and then go
to the USPS store and then Mail'soffice. Yeah, because he doesn't want

(01:18:10):
the UPS store to see him puttingmoney in the box. Oh okay,
and then mail it out to hisparents. Yes, it is any plan
that Mail's money is smart, otherthan like maybe like a twenty that your
grandma puts him a card. ButI said, why why don't you leave
it in your account? And yousaid it doesn't yeah, eBay, Yeah,
I mean because you you blow moneyon some dumb stuff. I forget

(01:18:31):
some of the stuff that Menace hastold me that. I mean, I
have an eighty eight Bruce Smith figureworth seven hundred dollars. Oh yeah,
Bruce Smith. Also something about likejerseys on like hundreds of jerseys of jerseys,
So say I have too many,but I say not how many over

(01:18:54):
two hundreds? Some might say that'stoo many. Yeah. So of the
things that Mena said that he wantsto do with half baked while he's in
town, is to do like gohit up like an open mic night.
Yeah, I think that'd be fun. Yeah, because, uh, half
baked is a is a really goodsport. I can tell you that over

(01:19:15):
the years that we we've had himon for different things, he has a
good sport about stuff. And sowhat is the idea? Is the idea
that he would go up? Doyou have any interest in doing stand up
at all? Or is this justsomething that not excessively but I'll do it
for this show? Okay, Woodyshow soil? All right? All right?

(01:19:39):
Yeah, so how what was it? Are we writing the jokes?
Writing jokes? Well? Okay,but he's pretty good on the fly.
By give me a joke when youforce it on me, you know you
do not? He just as firedfor I think he's guilty. Who do

(01:20:02):
you hate more? Do you hateVince mcmaan Moore or do I know you
hate Hulk Hogan's son Nick? NickHogan did what Andre the Giant couldn't do,
and that's kill Hulk Amenian. Allright, all right, so here
give us a joke, give usa good joke. If you give Nick

(01:20:26):
Hogan a full tank of gas,you'll be an accessory to murder because Nick
Hogan he got in that accident,damn near killed his friend, right,
Yeah, he died. Wha,I mean he's a vegetable. It wouldn't
be murder. Yeah, that's awell done joke. Yeah, nice solid,

(01:20:50):
I like that. Happy. Anythoughts on who's going to win the
Super Bowl, I'm going to bepoint blank with you. I bleed red
and gold to the bone. I'ma Niner fan till the end. But
I do think either team can beateither team. But I think the two

(01:21:13):
best teams works. I think theNiners will eke it out by seven to
ten to at max fourteen two touchdownsand out is one point. Yeah,
you like in real Kansas City.I mean I think the Kansas City Chiefs
will win this game. I'm neverbetting against Patrick Mahomes if Patrick Mahomes is

(01:21:38):
in the game, just based onwhat he's done to this point. Unbelievable
story about my friend that you don'tknow, so not menace. All right,
let's hear an unbelievable story. Hebought a box of football cards for
like three hundred bucks and got onmy homes autograph card. Number of forty

(01:22:00):
nine and he looked it up.Three racks thousand. So I have pictures
of three cards worth a lot ofmoney on my phone right now. Really,
Oh so the pictures aren't worth alot, but the cards cards themselves

(01:22:20):
themselves. Okay, Jeter card,we're two racks. Yeah at this point,
I don't need to explain what racks. Yeah, that's a thousand so
hard card rap yeah, two thousand, Yeah, and I have razor ramone.
We're seven fifty. Damn well youheard it here first. I'm looking

(01:22:43):
forward to this after that one jokeI'm looking for I am looking forward to
the to the standar. We justgot to find a place, I mean,
all the everywhere. I have aquick question for a half picked is
man. It's a good host?Yeah, oh yeah rocks. Oh what
makes menace a great host? Whenyou stay at his house? The way
he treats people, and he's avery nice person, and it's just awesome.

(01:23:12):
Yeah. We went to the grocerystore. Yeah, it got some
cookie, you know. Then Ibought you that slim gym that you started
eating in the store. Yeah.Sometimes problem snap into a slim Now do
you have do you have your ownroom? Like either a guest quarters or
are you like on some kind oflike fold out couch like I'm on the

(01:23:33):
second floor. Okay, so youhave a guest quarters. Yeah, very
nice. But he is doing somethingat my house that Craig would absolutely hate.
Oh so, since Half Baked hasgotten to my house, I keep
on hearing this noise and I'm like, what is this noise? Well,
the bathroom that he's using, he'snot turning the foxt off all the way,

(01:23:57):
the water is running. One thingabout the longwood that's my name.
Once you threaten me once, Idon't do it again. Okay, Okay,
so I got to remind you again. You just got to be told
once? Yes, Like, whatare something give me another example of something
that disability? Okay, I haveto be told to do stuff. Okay,

(01:24:21):
But what's something that you realize nowthat you were doing and somebody had
to correct you and then afterwards,like the water he told you? Yeah,
well, Half Baked, thanks forpopping in. Say hi to us,
and I'm looking forward to the tothe stand up open night Half Baked

(01:24:44):
menaces house guest. How does howDoesnacho feel about? Okay? Okay,
so I know a lot of dudes, if they just had their like their
friends staying for a whole week,they might want to kill themselves. Yeah.
We also have another friend in towntwo, so she's like, she's

(01:25:04):
all right, do anything else forus while we got Are you from the
East Coast? Yeah? Yeah,did you ever know this store? It's
like a lower than a Kmark.It was exclusive to the East Coast.
You're talking about Hills. Oh yeah, Hills, of course Hills. Did

(01:25:25):
you live there in ninety four?Yeah, well you really screwed the pooch
because at that time they had thethey were exclusive to Hills. The green
carded hasbro wwf. Oh you couldhave made an investment. What do you

(01:25:48):
do for a living? Like whereare you getting your your money? Like?
What do you do? I don'thave a wife, I don't pay
rent, and I don't have kids. Okay, so I bank one check?
Yeah doing what? Like what doyou do? Where do you work?
And they don't give me the nameof the place, Like what kind
of work do you do? Okay? Okay, all right, you need

(01:26:11):
to drive a forklift? Okay,they want to trust you with a forklift?
Nick Cogan, there's a hat tacheseverybody see a man looking forward to
open bat. Yeah, so Iknow everybody thinks this happens, and I'm

(01:26:41):
one of those people. Everybody thinksthis happens. Okay, but if we
are to believe this, they say, your phone is not listening to you.
Oh oh. The article says,the myth that your phone's microphone is
constantly on and is listening to yourcommentations and selling that data to advertisers is

(01:27:03):
just not true. They tested Facebook, Instagram, and over seventeen thousand other
apps, and the researchers found zeroinstances of an app unexpectedly activating your microphone.
Don't I don't believe it. Then, why is it that when we're
talking about something completely randomly pla,yes, exactly. Let's just see something

(01:27:29):
that's not like an everyday conversation.Pergola is one of those things that you
have over a patio or whatever it'sgot. It's not it's not a closed
roof situation. It just has thelike the raptors kind of the choice waver
they go across. Right, Well, we can start talking about randomly pergolas.
Next thing you know, you're gettingan advertisement popping up on your Instagram

(01:27:50):
or one of these other things orreceiving an email or whatever for friggin pergolas.
There's no way that that's just arandom circumstance. Let me let me
tell you how they can skirt thisbecause Uber got caught for this. So
Uber was taking some information from users, right, and Apple is very hardcore

(01:28:13):
about privacy. So what they didwas when they submitted their app, if
anybody's gonna sell it, we're selling. Yeah. What they did was when
they were submitting their app to getapproved by the App Store, they did
a like a thing called the geofence where the information they circled the Apple
campus. So yeah, so whenthey uploaded it, that information wouldn't be

(01:28:38):
visible on the on their phones oron their computers at the Apple campus.
So they could just know where theresearch center is and geo fence that area
so that information wouldn't pop up atall, and it wouldn't work if your
voice was talking into the phone asthe Apple was working, but everywhere outside
of that geofence it at work.That's how they could fake that. I

(01:29:01):
feel like this is true too.Someone for texting over I don't have to
talk about it. I can thinkabout it, and it's something I'll get
an advertisement for that's the new readingmine. Man, Yeah, I don't.
I don't think that's true at all. I mean, wasn't Google also
in trouble because they had like whateverthe search was, it was supposed to

(01:29:21):
be incognito. It's like, dude, they're they're monetizing every little thing that
they can do, and you havethis false sense of privacy and whatever else.
I mean, that's why I likethe people who are blatantly telling you
like, oh, yeah, we'remonitoring this. I don't worry about like,
oh, we have a cameras becausethey're like, they're straight up telling

(01:29:41):
you. It's the people that aren'tsaying anything and try to convince you that
it's incognito mode. Like the adstuff I don't care about, because you're
just going to show me stuff thatI'm like that I like you interested in.
Yeah, but the audio is alittle bit scary because there can be
wor or somebody that takes advantage ofthat and they'll start turning on people's phones

(01:30:03):
and recording stuff or doing whatever.Oh wait till they hear my conversations.
Well they're not, they're not interestedin you. But no, they could
do that to other people they are. They're gonna be so bored. It's
gonna be like they're gonna list It'dbe like, wow, is oh he's
talking about the remodel in his bathroomtogether. They're totally listing this. I
know they've been in there and they'veraised all their kids here, but they're

(01:30:24):
totally listing. My God, Davidcholdin the Perfect House. More Woody shows
next, How dumb are you onthe Woodie Show. I'll be right back.
Oh no, I think I'm aboutto have my periods. It's a
Woody show. Welcome back, everybody. It is Tuesday morning. Coming up

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here. In just a moment,Raby is gonna tell what's happening in the
world of nerds. You got yourNerd and Out report. Also, we'll
cover the birthdays and your porno birthdays. Hot, Greg Gore, you did
say you had a shout out.Yeah, I have a shout out to
our legal best friend Kevin Smith.I love Kevin Smith even more now.

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So he was filling in for atalk show at one of our sister radio
stations and doing a fantastic job athost him. Yeah, hosting the show,
he had on a guest who wasan aspiring filmmaker. He made a
couple of short films, and thisyoung filmmaker was asking Kevin Smith about directing
styles, and Kevin mentioned a storythat he had heard of Michael Bay being

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notoriously a yeller on set, thathe would yell at people a lot,
and Kevin was saying how he doesn'tsubscribe to that philosophy of yelling on a
movie set at all, because andI quote, we're all adults that are
lucky enough to do child's play fora living, and the only time you
should yell on a movie set isif you're saying look out for that light.

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And I thought, God, blessyou, Kevin Smith. That rules,
because we've talked about people yell andworkplaces and how embarrassing it is.
Awkward and embarrassing, and especially ona movie set you're literally playing make Believe.
I know well Megan Fox said thatout loud and was banned from Transformers
movies after she said it. Yeah, And I just thought the way he

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phrased it was so good. Andhe said he likes to foster, you
know, an atmosphere of creativity andfun and zero reason for yelling on a
movie set. I was alone inmy car, and I almost applauded.
I mean, it was awesome,that's cool. That rules. Yeah.
I mean I've worked for some people, man, who are NonStop yellers.

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I feel like more early in mycareer me too. We definitely have yellers
around here right now, and I'malways embarrassed for them when I hear there
are Yeah, there are some andat times, you know, yeah,
I mean, every once in awhile, I will lose my ish,
you know, and usually that's justfrom someone's not paying attention. Like that
to me is like the easiest thingbecause like, h really, whenever the

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mics are on, that's when weshould all be paying attention. Yeah,
you know. And if you're likehalf assing and not paying attention that man,
that angers me because we do havea great job and you're uh and
you're taking advantage. Yeah you know, so like yeah, but the people
that I'm talking about are the oneswho are like it's old school football coach,

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you know, grabbing people by theface mask and you know, yeah,
and and that kind of stuff.I used to be the middleman between
two yellers, you know, theperson would yell at me to go tell
the other person some information. Thatperson would yell at me. So I'm
so immune to it now. Yeah, I'm just like, okay, whatever,
I'm laughing inside as somebody's yelling.Yeah, Kevin Smith and I did

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hear the same show that you did. And it's interesting. I think Raby
brought up this point too, becausehe was hosting a show and one of
his guests was uck. Kevin Smithis a big talker. William Shatner is
another big talker. They'll go aslong as you let him right. And

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so he did a really great jobof controlling the conversation and uh, you
know, shutting Shatner up and endingit went at the appropriate timewing it to
the news like being like soups professionI was like, whoa, Yeah he
was really good. Yeah, hewas really good. What what can't Kevin
Smith do? I know, he'salways been super passionate about radio. He

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filled in for Greg one time,Yeah he did. Yeah, when when
Greg's dog died. Yeah he did. Yes, I mean I know as
many years ago, Oh my god, but he sat in for Greg because
we didn't have the team that wedo right now. He was much smaller,
it was much smaller. So yeah, and Greg was going to be
out for a couple of days,two days home. Yeah, so Kevin
Smith sat in for Greg. Yeah, he just rules. And that thing

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he said is so great. Theonly time we should yell on the movie
set, if is if you're sayinglook out for that lone. I know.
He's trying to get a word outabout an event that he's doing.
It's called chronic Con. It's goingto happen in October in Chicago. And
if you love Jay and Silent Bob, and he watched the last Jay and
Silent Bob film, chronic Con ispart of the movie and he's gonna make

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it become real life. Yeah,in Chicago's chronic Con. Check out chronic
Con. It should be really funfor a guy doesn't even smoke weed anymore.
Yeah, I know, right,but again it's part of the movie.
I understand. I understand, allright, right, So yeah,
just just up Kevin Smith Socials hiswebsite for all that information. Holidays.
Today, it's February the sixth.It is Frozen Yogurt Day. Yes,

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today is also pay a Compliment Day, which I think we just did.
I think. Yeah, it's alsotime to Talk day. They talk about
time to have a big conversation.Today would be the day for that.
And also, I mean everybody knowstoday's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female
Genital Mutilation Day. I mean,wow, yeah, today, right,

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just today, Yeah, yeah,we're shedding some light on that. And
also today is National Chopsticks Day,you guys, yeah, yeah, ok,
yeah, chopsticks. Yeah. Ido like this guy who says there
is no reason to still use chopsticks. The only reason people still use chopsticks
is to show off, and Irefuse to believe out horse, we inve
died better technology. It's it's calleda fork, and it's way easier to

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use. It does a lot morethings. That has all the basic functions
of a chopstick, plus a wholelot more. It would be like people
if they insisted on still using aNokia flip phone or only watching black and
white TV. Why adapt with thetimes? We got better technology now.
The only reason to do that isto prove you're some kind of hipster who's
better than everyone else, and you'renot. I wonder what that was recorded

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because I was watching Seinfelder here.That is a direct ripoff of a Seinfield
bit. Yeah, glad we playeda ripoff artists on the air. What
I like about Chinese people as longas we're on the subject. They're hanging
in there with those chopsticks, stillusing chopsticks. You know they've seen the

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fork. Ah yeah, oh,they're well aware that we have the fork
and thispoon. I don't know howthey missed a Chinese farm and getting up
working in the field with a shovelall day. Hello, shovel, there
it is. You're not plowing fortyacres with a couple of pool cubes.
And here while we're talking about chopsticks, do you guys remember the politician who

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lost to bed and had to breakfifty three chopsticks with his butt? I
know, you know I remember thisone. And they're like, oh,
you're so crazy. Us name state, call us all right, Ray,

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what is happening in the world ofnerds? So it has started, and
it's always disappointing. The Super Bowlads are being released. Me. I
made a point this year. Itold myself I'm not watching any of them.
Oh nothing else. Yeah, yeah, I'm planning on watching the game.
I'm gona be watching with my parents, watch like Craig Good. Yeah,

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And I've just decided that because itis it has not been as exciting
the last hand full of years becauseI have watched a lot of them before
they even aired, and I've madethat decision we should start a campaign right
now. Don't watch them online.Well I've watched them. Oh week,
because Chris Pratt is the new spokespersonfor Pringles. Oh, I love Pratt

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and you have well that'll bring backfat Pratts. Chris Pratt eat more because
he was doing like this whole thingon his social media of like this hardcore
like exercise red in to start twentytwenty four. But now he's the Pringles
guy. Cool. What was hedoing that for the sleep app? I

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don't know. I don't know.They release a booking dot com spot.
Tina Fey and some for thirty RockCoast stars are in that one. Pratts
Parks and rec Co stars Aubrey Plazaand Nick Offerman. They're in a Mountain
Dew spot. Anthony Hopkins is thenew Wrexham Dragon mascot for a cold brew
coffee in this concept that Ryan Reynoldsput together. And there's a Paramount plus

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ad out there with Patrick Stewart that'sbeen on for several days now. Oh
che But all this stuff is goingto be airing in the Super Bowl.
I'm with Woody, I'm gonna wait. I'm not going They started popping up
and I was about to click on. I'm like, no, you know
what, I'm not doing it.Not this year. I'm resisting. Yeah,
not this year. So Argyle isthe third major theatrical release from Apple,

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and none of them have exactly setthe box office on fire and have
all costs between two hundred and twohundred and fifty million dollars. The Argyle's
eighteen million dollar first weekend is byfar the worst in total globally. Napoleon
has taken in two hundred and nineteenpoint four million. That was cool.
I want to see that. AndThe Killers of the Flower Moon I also

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want to see that has taken inone hundred and fifty seven point six million.
I know they positioned this as likea bomb, but it's really made
for streaming. They're just putting itin the theater, so that could be
consideration for awards. Well was thatright? Yeah? Correct? And I
mean think about it if Warner Brothersspent two hundred million dollars on a movie
and it made eighteen million its firstweekend. Ohe, the headlines would be

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just destroying that. It's ginormous aboutlike what a big bomb Warner Brothers just
had. But like you said,because Apple's streamers, it's not considered that
dire for them. And it's Apple, and it's Apple. They got trillion,
plenty of months, two trillion,they got that iPhone money sure and

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flower moons bringing some prestige to AppleFilms because it is nominated for ten Oscars,
third behind Oppenheimer's thirteen and Poor Thingseleven and Napoleon has thirteen Oscar nominations
in the technical categories. I'm readyfor more nerds stuff. Check out the
nerd Not podcast at the Witty Showdot com. All right, thank you
very much for rabels. You gotit all. And time for your birthdays

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and your Corno birthday. Go showit Shiver. Okay, we're gonna It's
Shiverday. We're gonna sit the tagIt's Shiverday. And you know we don't
get what I do. And ofcourse we start with the celebrities from Guns
N' Roses Axel Rose Noise sixty twoyears old today, Tom a Barokawo Cocklaw

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Tom Brokaw is eighty four years oldtoday. Oh without him, there would
be no Rickrolling. Rick Astley isfifty eight years old today. I thought
he's way older. He got CharlieHeaton, who plays Jonathan Byers on Stranger
Things, And you got Chris Humphries, who signed to the seventy six ers
and twenty seventeen but then got wavedin their final roster. Cut was married

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to Kim Kardash's right a minute,he's thirty nine years old. And your
porno birthday today is Layla Black andtoday's birthday. Girl, She's been filled
more than all the Krispy Kreme donutson earth. Whoa in one and fifty
eight fine films, including Feeding aHungry Ass Volume one. She was in
Sausage Connection, Okay, also NudeFight Club. Here you go, Greg,

(01:42:38):
Chinese Balls Volume one, Chinese Balls, Menas's next two or for you.
She was in anal Menace, Amenace. Yeah, there's menace and
then there's anal menace. Yeah,marg Jenemy, who can forget her unforgetable
role in two Whorees in a Mall. Oh wow, that's a girl after
my own heart. That's a purtectfor menace. Yeah, if he's gonna

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watch porn, it's gonna be twohours and a mall. Oh yeah,
that's Layla Black, who is thirtyseven years old today. And that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Tuesday morning.
Look what's happening in the world ofNerds with Rabies Nerd Album Report. We're
gonna take a quick break. Wegot some more monies show for you.
Next hang on, say next inSensitivity Training for a Politically Correct World,

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The Woody Show, I don't careabout your feelings. And that's gonna do
it for a Tuesday morning, allright. I'm always very excited to get
that Tuesday show over with. SoI don't know what it is. It's
just Tuesdaydaysursday week. I hate it. Yeah, but hey, that's all
wrapped up at the full show podcastis waiting for you. Just hit up

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the woodieshow dot com. Today.Another check in with Sea Bass, who
is covering all the HAPs around theSuper Bowl. He is in Vegas for
the entire week, going around tothe different events. He's on NFL's radio
row. Oh and yeah, we'rejust getting a whole bunch of stuff to
make sure that we're keeping you inall the action of what's happening. There
also the trending news headlines for youtoday. We had that plus Rabi's nerd

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out a bunch of other stuff wegot to and you can find it all
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(01:44:35):
minus Sea Bass, Sam anything liketo add yes, great gory parting words
of wisdom please. Yeah. Thename Lance isn't really that common nowadays,
but in medieval times men were namedlance a lot, Lance a lot good
well lance, rabies kind of senseof humor. Yeah, like funny things

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like Renaissance, medieval times, right, or when things are just funny.
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the wood Show some ofyour valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate it alance a lot. Dude. The rest
of you guys can suck it.We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day, s MDdouble M. I quit this bitch.