FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 7th 2025 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Menace's Late Night Monologue & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is a dude to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is February the seventh, twenty twenty five. You guys, we
made it to the end of another week. It is
Friday morning. Yeah, yeah, Friday, LFG you know what I'm saying, voter,

(01:04):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hey, what
Happy Friday to you? Menace to my Ryan Gina gran Hey.
All the way over the other side. Here is Seve
adsphere out here. We've got Sammy bort is here, our
associate producer Morgan, our video producer Vonna is here, and
you our VIP. Welcome to Friday. It is The Woody Show.

(01:28):
All right, Friday morning. We're gonna get through it as
quickly as we can. Lots on the agenda for you today,
including the Friday Fail stories. We'll have our dumb Ass
Contest d u IQ and get ready to laugh. It's
gonna be Menaces, late Night Monologue week and yeah yeah,
plus some of the trending news headlines that and whatever

(01:50):
else we could do entertainment stuff, Birthday's, porn of birthday,
all coming up for you this morning, this Friday morning
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Give us you our name, and then what part of
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Speaker 5 (02:02):
What is show?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Any kind of exciting weekend plans, whatever you got going on,
you can send it on over to nine eight seven.
Reading the story out of Tulsa, Oklahoma. We always talk
about animal news of all kinds. But police officers there
they found themselves pretty unusual chase. There was a loose
pig and they initially tried to lure it using crackers,

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but the pig wound up biting an officer's hand and
then running away. Oh. The instity described by the authorities
as a hoof pursuit. Wait wait till MENACE's wee can
review it. Oh yeah, on that big comedy. Yeah, but anyway,
the Tulsa Police Department said it was a case of
cops chasing pigs, and then said, contrary to what the

(02:48):
title implies, this was not police officers chasing other police officer. Yeah,
kind of spilled that one out there. The pig was
finally taken into custody by animal control officers. But I mean,
look at the little piggy there baby. He had the
little crackers cracker baby.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
It kind of gives me a high thought. I don't
think I've ever.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Touched a pig really really like a belly pig.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Very Cute's get one for the studio.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Oh, that'd be cute.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh, Greg, how about we go to the rodeo and
then during halftime they kind of like let pigs like
run around and little kids try to catch them. Yeah,
with the little kids.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Get slippery or Harry grease them up kind of hairy.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Is Saint Thomas or Saint Martin or that pig Island
one of those one of the cruises that we just
went on. You have just last one. The one before that,
there was an excursion that we had signed up for
and then it was raining that day, so we canceled.
It's like, yeah, you would go there, and they say,
swim with the pigs on the ocean, right.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
A friend of mine has a giant pig that lives
in the house with the with the tusks and everything,
And I fed the baby carrots.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
He's a little scary poop everywhere.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So there's somebody on my street that has pig as
a pet, big one. I think it's pretty big. I've
not seen it in person, but the person who lives
next door, because the other neighbor, they hate it because
they wake up they look out their bedroom window and
in the backyard there's this pig. Is like, where are we?
Where do we live? What's the third world? Why they

(04:17):
hate it? It's like a dog. No, It's just it
makes a way more annoying sound than a dog like this.
It's kind of like one of your stupid noises. Yeah,
kind of. I think the problem with pigs is they
haven't found a one that may that grows up to
be small, like even the haughty. They all get enormous.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
A lot of times they sell those as it's a scam.
They're just literally they get giants.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
One more high thought, real quick. If you have a
farm and you have a donkey, what purpose does a
donkey serve?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's a animal? Yeah, but what are you doing? Why
would you have one other than just to have one?
You can ride it slowly? Yeah, carry stuff mule.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
That's a great question. But I mean, do you have
stuff to carry around.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I would find usually you would have an a t
V or something. I have goats? Is that just to
keep the fields kind of like.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
You can do that. You can make dope, bash, cheese, milk.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, yeah, so I cows even like horses. I can understand.
Why don't, like, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
You can make truffle lama.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
You can make a sweet sweater. Oh yeah, so much yarn.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
I'll I think that there's a there's a market here
for like actual if we start breeding actual mini pigs
that stay many and actual mini cows, because like if
I have a backyard, I have friends who lived in
states have goats, but like cows just get too big.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, minature cow's.

Speaker 10 (05:43):
Bad that they're breeding like the French bulldogs or whatever,
because their snouts are so like like that, So why
are you now for breeding these miniature animals.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Breeding in birth defects. You can fix their snouts.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You work out the science get I'll figure out a
way to like, you know, kick in some financial backing
and we can all participate in the marketing.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
And then we can finally touch a pig.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Right, all right, We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woody show coming up next. Hang on
sit tonight more next show. What's Up?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
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In New Orleans.

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Speaker 1 (06:46):
There you And it's another new hour in Insensitivity training Crede
Politically Correct World on this Friday morning. Everybody getting the
Super Bowl weekend. It is February the seventh, twenty twenty five.
I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory Morty what menaces right there?

(07:08):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Woody? Got Gina Graham? Hey, Steve Mans is here?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
We got Sammy phones are opening at eight seven seven
forty four. At least for now, we're gonna do the
DYQ later on this hour. That'll be our dumb Ass
contest and your chance to win a prize. As you know,
it's speaking with the drunks and junk yep. So yeah,
we got that coming up for you and some Friday
fail stories. Oh yeah, yeah, we just got We did
some research, listener research. Of all the things that we

(07:34):
do not even care, you guys saw the same thing
we did. Friday fail stories is the most popular, all
the popular thing. That's what I thought too. So that's
the fan favorite of what you show listeners Friday fail stories.
Here we go. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(08:18):
it is time for your Friday fail story.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
All these people.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Probably have the perfect plan, the plan that could never
go wrong. But then somewhere along the line it went
from being a great idea the one big stink in
Mega uber ultra yeah, isolated menace there because I'm like, wow,

(08:51):
this is the this is the flat tire on this.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Boy this morning. Yeah, well we have research.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah you know what it is called the fail store.
What you're supposed to do, It's supposed to be good
all right, we're gonna start with this one. This twenty
three year old dude, his name is Ashton Man, and
he and his buddy they were hanging out smoking some weed. Yeah,
and they got a great idea.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Okay, all right, I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
The friend claimed he could dodge a bullet, so he
asked Ashton to shoot him to prove it, or at him.
I should say, right, I mean, uh huh. Ashton's like, yeah, man,
great idea.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Great, great idea.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
So they go out to the garage, grab a gun,
and what do you know, the friend took a bullet
to the chest. He couldn't dodge it, didn't dodge it,
No matrix there, Oh, no help. Eventually showed up, took
the front of the hospital, but he did. Oh yeah.
Ashton arrested taking the failed jail charge was second degree
felony manslaughter along with some other gun charges.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
So that one, Well, when you have a gun, what
you want to do is play with it.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah, and how do you convince the cops. I'm telling
you my friend wanted he.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Said that he could dodge it.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I think with even though it's the copy, say
we're high. One of us you have on video This
next one is from Idaho, where this thirty two year
old loser, Dylan Rockwell is his name, just busted using
a homemade bar code at the Walmart self checkout, giving

(10:27):
himself deep discounts.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
It's a pretty good idea.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, he got away with it a few times, got greedy,
finally got caught after he tried buying a three one
hundred dollars grill using a bar code for a can
of tomato soup. Idiot about seventy cents. Uh huh yeah,
I love that grills discount of that deep. But he
was arrested taking the failed jail. He is now also
banned for life from Walmart.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Sales. That happens. It's a good idea, though.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Twenty two year old loser from Florida in the news.
His name is Tyler. He wanted to rekindle a brief
section relationship that he had with some chick from several
years ago. So what he did is he hit up
best Buy. He bought a Cube brand tracker device. Are
you familiar with that?

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Yeah, yeah, I have fun.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
And he hit it. It's he hit it on her
car so he could accidentally run into her. That was
his plan. So crazy seeing you here. Yeah, but the
plan didn't work. She ended up finding the tracking device
on her car, called the cops. He was arrested, charged
with a felony, and booked into fail JAILO he sailed,

(11:34):
I mean you know where her car is to put
it on. Can either one of you ladies or Morgan
can let me think of like what's the craziest thing
that a guy's ever done to get your attention? Like
this guy clearly was like he might have had the
best of intentions. He just liked her, but just picked
the wrong way to go about it, like not where

(11:55):
someone was like like truly like trying to be a creeper,
but they did something.

Speaker 10 (12:00):
Well, I've told you the story before of the guy
who was like showing up to my work that was
an all women's clothing store. It was so awkward and
it was Yeah, he was just a socially awkward guy
who really didn't know what to do or like how
to talk to girls.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
And it made me uncomfortable. But my boss was like,
he's fine, why she thinks.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
So mine is also showing up to work when I
worked in and men suiting and he would buy like
a suit a week just to talk to me like
this is great, but then I'm a grown woman. He
went up to my boss one morning and talked to
him and came to me and said, I worked everything out.
I can take you to brunch right now. I was like,
excuse me, like yo, let's go. So I was like, okay,

(12:42):
you I was I was an idiot, and we went
and he was like force feeding me fresh squeezed orange juice,
which I really don't.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Like no drink and it's really good for you. You
said like you have a cold.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
I'm like, did you roofy this?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
And then I went back to work.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
It was weirdkaying them off.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Why does he talk.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Suits for me that I get commissioned? Gee, I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I kind of had the same thought as Greg, like,
you know what, not a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Done a bad move, that's pretty bos to get the
time off.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I didn't want to.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Yeah, he didn't ask her if she wanted to go.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
I work on commission, I.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Know.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But the thing is, it wasn't the first time he
came in. It was because he's come in all the
time out a.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Lot, and I had been declining, like making up excuses.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I should have read more for after that, yeah, okay,
after some after some denials, but yeah, but if he
was coming in there clearly just to you know, see
you or talk to you, and hadn't asked you out,
had bought you know, just coming in there and you
know whatever, Oh we should grab a coffee, and all
of a sudden he sprung that on you without asking
you previously. Yeah you know I'm saying like that that
would have been like he took his shot right, you

(13:49):
know the fact that he already asked you and you
had already turned them down a number of times.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
That's that's what I lost.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Man.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
If he has weekly suit money, you might want to depression.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I mean, other than the force feeding of orange tree.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
Here's the thing. Yeah, the juice was fresh. And then
this idiot overhear me because she didn't know how to
say no back. Then went on a dinner date with
him where he wouldn't let me out of the car
until I agreed to go fly fishing with him the
next day, and then I didn't show up.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Wow, Oh wow, that's that's weird. Was he good looking?
Do you know?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
And he was from England and he kept talking about
clotted cream.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's their specialty.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm thinking like, man, if I'm working at some place
and some chick comes in, she's way into and she's
way into, Like, oh my god, I would be flattered,
like she talked to my boss and now she wants
to take me out.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah we can fly fish.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I would so put out.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
And you're the number one salesperson.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's right, because of him. WA's numbers are impressive. I
would have the least let her put her hand under
my shirt. At the very least, you grab some can.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, I grab a little mob.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Gina.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
You sold eighty seven this year. What a number?

Speaker 12 (15:03):
I know?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
And I five. This is my favorite story of the week.
It's from Florida. A lot of them from Florida this week.
Where a while back, this guy had gone into a
hundaid dealership and he won the finance a new car,
so they looked into it, ran his credit. The whole
thing got denied. Terrible credit. Dude got so upset that
he stole a car from the lot. Oh he knows.
The keys were left in the ignition. Cops had no
problem tracking him down two reasons. One, the car had

(15:26):
GPS sensors on it and two. Homeboy had just given
all his info, name, address, social Security number because he
was trying to get the financing. So while he was
being arrested, he told the cops that he stole the
vehicle because he had no choice. They denied him the
car loan. He said he had spent his fifty dollars,
his last fifty bucks on an uber just to get
to the dealership.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
So what was he supposed to do?

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Desperate man?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
He was taking to failed jail for felony vehicle theft sale.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
That's like those people that go and ask for a
job application and then robbed the place and they fill
out all the rial from Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Marian, what's the weirdest thing a guy did to get
your attention?

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Unfortunately, I've never been pursued by a creep before, really.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Not a creep, but I'm unfortunately it doesn't have to
that's the thing. It doesn't have to be a creep.
But you'd just be like, what's the most I mean
on a notable thing that a guy did to get
your attention?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Honestly, nothing, I don't think they Yeah, no experience doing that.
Maybe like a lot of texts or something.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
About I know they never have long shot, but do
you want to go to Mexico?

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Maybe we just met, but let's vacation together.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh yeah, I think maybe I just don't get creeped
out like most girls.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah again, I'm not I'm not talking necessarily creeped out,
just like because it could have been flattering the circumstances.
He hadn't asked Gina out already a number of times
and gotten shot down.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
I had gone out with other dudes I saw too.
He just wasn't. I wasn't feeling this guy.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, I've never really been pursued before.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
So he went to college though, Like.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Well, yeah, but I was working and maybe I.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Think Morgan in a lot of ways, UH experience things
the same way that I about. Like, I was never
able to tell when somebody was truly into me.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
That's true, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
And yeah, Greg, given a mid Mouth party, it would
you could be right in the middle mid Mouth. Partly,
I don't know, man, I don't know if she really
like me.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, Like I just wasn't. I wasn't good at picking
up those those vibes. I'm sure it's happened with Morgan.
She maybe just didn't she wasn't.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, maybe she's just so such horrible self esteem. Maybe
she just didn't even realize you're too intimidating me.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
No, like that movie Mister Glass, where like you know,
one guy is unbreakable and one is totally breakable. So
like with Morgan, like nothing really creeps her out, She's
willing to explore. And then with Sammy, she's like miss
mister Glass where like every everything, Like, yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Walking out of the grocery store and this guy said, Hi,
how are you all the cops with my umbrella?

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, this guy was so creepy. I ran in my
car and called the police immediately.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
He found me attractive. He should be in prison.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Ah more, Whatoody Shows next, We're gonna play the deuy Q.
If you want to be our contestant this morning, give
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(18:35):
and we're playing the du i Q. Everybody. Yeah, So see,
Bess goes out and talks to some drunk people right,
and then you just have to guess whether the drunk
person is gonna get it right or not. Two out
of three times you'll win a prize. And then we
have Menace and Sammy that we're guessing just for funzie
see love It eight seven seven forty four. I say

(18:56):
hi to Donovan. Hey, good morning Donovan.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Hey, good morning, good morning Heavy.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Friday to you. We're gonna play the d U y
Q now before we get to the questions that matter
here Donald, and we're gonna get to know the drunk
person in question a little bit better. We'll get a
little info about them and just see how with it
or not with it they are? And who is this person?
Sea Best? This is Sean. He's gonna tell us about
what he likes to drink and things he doesn't like
to drink. All right, here is Sean.

Speaker 13 (19:20):
What's your drinking choice?

Speaker 14 (19:22):
Coniac, Coniac, Coniac, Cogniac.

Speaker 13 (19:25):
What's your brand? Was it Hennessy or what? You don't
know it?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was like the special edition Coniac. It's in a
big old pretty bottle. He kind of sounds like Von
when he's drunk. Not wrong, not wrong, right, like when
not not von sober, von drunk one of our parties.
A little slabby, a little hyped up.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Yeah yeah, kind of out of breath. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Absolutely.

Speaker 13 (19:49):
Do you ever drink a deal or no?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh, I'm know what tequila is there? I can't quit.

Speaker 14 (19:55):
I'm on from Mexico, right, I'm African American, That's what
they told us.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
But I'm Black America, all right. I just to be
Cleary's not from Mexico drinking that.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
All right, So are you ready for the questions? Question
number one? Here on the d U I.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
Q lickten sign is one of one hundred and ninety six.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
What I mean, I could throw a guess out, but.

Speaker 13 (20:37):
Lickten sign is one of one hundred and ninety six.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
What let's okay? Can I start the guessing with a
triple just nuclear?

Speaker 10 (20:46):
No?

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah, same.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm just wondering because if I'm right, anybody can back
into it.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Say, well, I mean I have a guess, but it
can't be right.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, all right, I'll say I'll go with Greg Tripple. No, yeah,
just to be safe. What about you, menace, Sammy? What
do you think? No way, No, won't get a Donovan
for our drunk friend Sean. Will he get that question right?

Speaker 8 (21:09):
I'm gonna go with the hell Omega uber ultra No.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
No, no, all right, all right, new listener, I can
tell gidding. All right, this is a question number one.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Lichtenstein is one of one hundred and ninety six what sammy.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Nobel Prize winners?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
All right, Lichtenstein menace countries. That was my guest dame.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
But we have more than that and it will be correct.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
No, yeah, it's a country.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, there's only Stegn. I usually Lichtenstein.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
I thought that's a person like the last name.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
It's tenant to celebrates when I went, I'm very happy
for you here.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is it's fantastic, thank you. That's probably where all the
lesbians live.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
Is one of one hundred and ninety six what lichten
lit style is one of one hundred and ninety six?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
What right countries? And that the number.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
You'll be surprised.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
The number of countries does fluctuate pretty regularly. Right this
very moment, it was one eight before it's been one five.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's why I was so confused.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Okay, Umber, sure, it was surprising how much it fluctuates. Yeah,
but the word lesbian does come from an islands?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yes, fun facts, fun facts, Yeah, thank you minutes, that's vacation.
Congratulations on your win and then also thanks for the
fun fact. How about this, Alfred P. Lichtenstein nominated Johann
Martin Schlayer for the Nobel Peace Project.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
She's the the guy who nominated him, not the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
He's also a Nate of course.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
So Donovan, Donovan, guess that sham would not get it right.
Let's see if he gets on the board with his
first point here on the d u i.

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Q, Lichtensti is one of one hundred and ninety six what.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
They sounds like a scientists just sound like.

Speaker 13 (23:01):
Did you well in science a school?

Speaker 12 (23:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Uck?

Speaker 13 (23:05):
What's your favorite science class?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Money?

Speaker 13 (23:06):
Money?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Money, yeah, money, you get it right, But congratulations Donovan,
you are on the board. Your first point here on
this round of the d u i Q. Good shape.
You know they have a country named Baton another fun fact,
thank you minutes on.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
That, mister geography.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah all right. Question number two d u.

Speaker 13 (23:27):
I Q, what is the Aloha State?

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
No for Sean, I mean I've asked easier questions, but
not much easier.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Have you maybe you think this is a triple yes.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
No for Sean, No way for Sean, No for Sewan,
yes for Menace and for Sammy. You're going triple yes.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah, I have the faith, Greg.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Gory, I'm gonna triple yes as well.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Menace, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Do you think Sean's going.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
To get it? I do, all right, Dollivan, what do
you think.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm gonna go again with the dog?

Speaker 6 (23:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So no, he he won't get it right. Question number
two for the d u i Q, what is the
Aloha state? Menace?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Hawaii? Sammy? Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Hawaii is the answer, of course, I mean, yeah, I
don't think there's This doesn't get much easier. What does
it mean? Sammy means hello and goodbye? Wow, look at
you look on her face too. I'm gonna describe it
for the listening audience, but I'm looking at that Sea
Best like, what are you kidding? No, she had that

(24:29):
look of like, of course I know it was a
very confident, cocky, condescending look back at Sea Best like
he's the idiot for even wondering if she would know that?

Speaker 6 (24:38):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Question number two d u i Q, what is the
Aloha State?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Hawaii Alai, No, Paul, I'm Vegas.

Speaker 13 (24:52):
Then, I mean I get.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It boy, Alright, Donovan's all right. I know Sam's going
to piss people off because it technically means like love
and friendship, but people use it as a greeting. Okay, Okay,
I apologize.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
It's like shalom, It's like hello, goodbye, peace.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
And John Yeah right out n be so many different things.
It's just a multi purpose work.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Well, Donovan, you're still in the game because we have
one more question. You got to give us one ride,
make or break question number three, d u I.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
Q Godzilla comes from what country?

Speaker 6 (25:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Another easy one? My god, he just whipped on Aloha though, well,
I mean the drunk guy didn't. Donovan didn't get it right. Yeah,
this is do or Die from Let's see God.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Thirty is thirty okay, but there's because he got there's.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Been mad Gozilla movies and then they got the really
popular TV shows on.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
That is the modern Godzilla movies.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
They don't reference that.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I mean they do, but they're they're like stuck on Island,
but they're designed for a larger audience than the originals.
All right, Wow, right, gory.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
What do you think this is so easy that it
makes it more challenging?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
See what I'm doing here?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
I do see that is incredible insight on your.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
You get to pick anything from your treasure chest.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
It's just incredible. So yes to Sammy and Menace and
for Sean. Oh, this might be a first another triple yes.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Yes, I know, I'm gonna say yes to Menace and
no to Sewn and Sammy.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, I'm saying yes to both Sammy and Menace. I'm
on the fence with Sean. I'm gonna give him the
benefit of doubt only because he got that last one right.
Because once they prove they can at least get one
question right, I usually go no until they show me
that they got something up there. Okay, alright, so I'll
say yes, yes, yes, I'm with Greg.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
I'm getting nuts.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
This is crazy, all right? What do you think Sammy Menace?
Will he get it right?

Speaker 12 (27:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He will not? All right? This make or break down
of and yes or no question number three?

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yeah, Dy, I totally agree with you. I think this
is gonna be your first mention of Japan.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay, all right, let's see. Let's see how and Sammy do.

Speaker 13 (27:24):
Godzilla comes from what country?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
I say Japan? Extra points for the drunk saying Korea.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Okay, I would now like to say Japan ahead and
take that point.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
What was what was your original player? Jackass? China?

Speaker 13 (27:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Damn you guys did look at Sammy's face the entire.

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Like biting her nails and looking terrified.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Look, I got to read the face.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
You know you can't. That's cheating.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You don't have a face, have a poker face. Yeah,
did you know there's a difference between China and Japan.
That's just that's to be applause.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
I would have had to call foul because it was
written all over.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
I've only seen one of those movies, and it was
Godzilla versus who was King Kong?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like some of those modern ones don't even know some
do but something don't even reference Japan because they're out
in the ocean. And yeah, yeah, all right. Well, Donovan
said that our drunk friend Sean would get this one.
This is the make or break, so he's got to
get it right. For Donovan, the wind d u i
Q question number three.

Speaker 13 (28:38):
Godzilla comes from what country?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
You better not say Africa?

Speaker 5 (28:42):
I will slap you.

Speaker 13 (28:46):
On the Africa Give Best Question.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Australia.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Australia perfect score today for me.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Wow, but.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
The country of Africa, yeah, big country, but poor Donovan.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
I don't even know how to react to this.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I know it's not very Donovan. You should feel special.
I'm gonna tell you why this is a glass half full.
It doesn't happen very often. Just talks about how this
is like once or twice a year. Yeah, you are
in rarefied air. You're one of the very few people
who ever played the d u i Q and don't win.
We'll never forget you and so in their congratulations really.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right Donovan, thanks man, appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Listen to what you show. Have yourself a good weekend, suo.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
He shows there, they show.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Lead a show of mines. Who's getting I'm not asking,
I'm demanding. It's the show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is Friday morning, and just a quick program. Note
Greg Gory is going to be out at least for

(30:03):
Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
No, I don't know when.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah he does, how long is He doesn't know exactly
like we're thinking it, probably at least next week?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
The aid it might be a week, no menace, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's actually it's actually a legit serious, very sad situation.
And I'm not really sure how much Greg wants to
wants to share, but I mean he's got a he's
got a family thing going on.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
So yeah, my I'll just I'll just say it because
I mean, there's nothing, there's no way around it. So
my brother had that motorcycle accident middle of last.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Year, Yeah, and almost didn't make it, almost didn't make it,
and made it and was out and about and recovered,
said he felt fine. Lost a kidney in that accident,
and then now he's having uh, I guess you'd call
it complications from that, and his liver and his kidneys
aren't functioning. He's on daily dialysis.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
And then yesterday we got the call where I think
Gina taught me this word palliative, which and I don't
know the difference between palliative and hospice, but the end
result is they I have to rush back to him
because they don't think he's going to make it more
than a couple of days. So it's it went from oh,

(31:21):
you know, he's kind of responding, and he's kind of
getting better. His vitals are getting better, and so then
I was the optimistic one and I thought, oh, he's
gonna outlive all of us, you know, And then that
was all for nothing, and that he took a turn
for the worse. And the doctors and I totally understand
why they do it, but they they speak in vague terms, saying, oh,

(31:42):
it's day by day. And I heard that so much,
okay to really know, right, And I didn't fully understand
that because I understood it as day by day is everything.
You break your arm, how's it going, Well, it's day
by day. But now I understand what they mean day
by day, meaning we don't know if it's going to
get better. And now they've decided, well, they didn't decide,

(32:03):
they realized they realized it's not getting better. So I
offered to to, you know, say hello to him. And
I talked to him on the phone. And I will
admit that these when you when your organs fail and
you have toxins in your blood, it affects your mind.
Our conversation made very little sense. And then they asked

(32:25):
me yesterday, well, they asked my parents yesterday. Does he
have any siblings? And if so you get them here
now to say goodbye because the condition he's in right now,
they thought maybe two weeks and now they're saying maybe
two days. So I you know, it's just surreal to me. Yeah,

(32:45):
and this is really for Greg to be there for
his his mom and dad. I'm very brothers in a
completely different state of mind, and you know, you know,
not really communicate all that well, right, And it's just
super surreal. But I talked to last night and I
want to thank you for that. Would that was a
cathartic for me because yesterday was a nightmare and it

(33:06):
had quite the breakdown. And you know, it's just surreal
to me because you look back and this is the
even though he and I never we used to be
super close and then we really grew apart and we
lived far apart, and it's just weird to have the
one person that grew up with you. Yeah, facing this
and it sucks and I can't do anything about it.

(33:28):
And I'm going to say and do all the wrong
things with my parents. I'm sure we had quite the talk.
What do you mean you're gonna do? What does that mean?
I what do you say to a parent who's your
parent who's losing their.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
What is there to say, Like, I think it's just
a matter of the fact that you're going to be there, yeah,
you know, because you're going through this as a family.
It's not like you're not going through it and they're
going through it like you're all going through it. This
is your immediate family unit, right.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
And I guess the thing that you know, it's not
a grandparent, it's not an uncle, it's not it's it's
their kid. So I don't want to say I don't
want to appear selfish if I'm sad. I don't want
to appear you know, cold, if I'm not saying the
right things. So I'm just going to go and be
there for them.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
And I think they're going to be focused on how
they're feeling. They're not going to be judging you.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
No, for sure, And everybody deals with this stuff in
different ways.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Very different.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Hopefully I'll be helpful to them. And it's just surreal
to me. When I heard that call, I was so optimistic.
I thought, Ah, he's going to be fine. They said, oh,
you know, he's actually responding today. He took one spoonful
of food today. He seems a little bit more alert today,
and I said, well, yeah, because he's going to be fine.

(34:43):
He's going to be fine.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And you know what Greg said to me yesterday, he's
super upset about not being able to be here. I'm like, dude,
this is what he's like. He must have said it
like a hundred times, Like are you sure it's okay?
I'm like, dude, of course, it is, Like that's not
even a question. You go be there for your family.
Your family needs you. You need your family.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Especially lately though, going to work has been kind of
my in my happy place, my enjoyment. Yeah, and I
don't want to it's hard to compartmentalize, you know, like
I'm trying. I enjoy being here. I love being here.
I laugh a lot, and some of that this week,
I will admit, has been an act because I'm trying

(35:24):
not to think about other stuff. So it's a it's
it's a weird tightrope because you know, you're you're thinking
about something twenty four to seven, and then you're also
trying to present a different side of you. It's it's
just been crazy and I'm probably speaking gibberish at this point.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
No, No, it's very clear you got to go do
what you gotta do, and you know we'll be here
nippling and but holing, yeah stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Yeah, yeah, And I get it. When I'm away from
see you beast for two days, I get really right.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Let's be honest, You're not going to miss anything, but
we we will miss you. We'll be thinking about you.
And you know, i'mviously you better not too bad.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Guess who's gas?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
You just don't think about that. I'm like, oh man,
the things that I had, Like I was like thinking
ahead to like next week and what we're going to
be doing and everything. Now now that all changes. Great
now no, because now I can't. I can't in good
I can't in good conscious like put a guest whose gas.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
On the schedule, You can't put favorites something like that,
you know.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, But anyway, just just hanging there, man, than you.
You know, I don't know in these situations because I've
never you know, I've not I've not lost a sibling.
I've not lost We've talked about that. I haven't lost
a parent yet, you know. But just be there for
your family. I will thanks, and for yourself.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
You know, it's it's your grief too.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'll deal with that.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. A lot of a
nice out pouring for Greg on the text right now.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Your blessing, but you do it.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Just chilling, true, true.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Friday morning. Hey, going to the super Bowl weekend.
Some super Bowl stuff. I got a couple of things.
One thing that's what Greg's been saying. Oh really yeah,
and the Bay February seventh, twenty twenty five. I'm boody.
That's Greg Gordy morning menace.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
What is here?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
He's the star of the hour. We have Gena Grawd.
You'll on to che a second sea bass. We got
Sammy phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
Send us your text your Friday check in over to
two to nine eighty seven. Include your name, tell us
where you are, what part of town you're in, any
kind of exciting weekend plans, anything anyone you'd like to
have us mention when we get to your check in text,

(37:43):
all that information, all that requested info over to to
nine eight seven. All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls. It's time for Menaces late night monologue
week in Review, and please welcome to the radio stage.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Showing on everybody. This weekend is the super Bowl in
New Orleans, and it's being held in the super Dome,
which quincidently is Great Gory's bet name for Mario. I guess,
uh time, I guess that slang term dome a little
suburban for this.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I want to explain white ratio. Oh, it's like he's dome. Okay, yes,
you both off the dome.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
All right, Well, dome urban dictionary.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
I like it, and that's hot. I like it.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Well, how about this one? Speaking of Greg Gory, I
recently lost forty five pounds and it looks like Greg's
neck found it.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh, oh that is true.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I'm just kidding Greg, and I'm just true. Let us
talk about procedure. But I would have inuth and going
back to Super Bowl real quick. Unfortunately, Sammy's team, the Patriots,
didn't make it this year.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
But don't worry, Sammy. There's always never again. Okay, all right,
I mean maybe not in her lifetime. We'll see, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Backdoor team Mom. Faber Farah Abraham will be doing stand
up in New York City March thirteenth. Critics are already
giving it two bums up.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Oh, I like that?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Is that true?

Speaker 8 (39:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
She is March thirteenth.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Be there.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Does everybody try to do a comedy though?

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Apparently Donna? Yeah right, yeah, that was that's pretty recent.
Speaking of bums, I was at Walmart the other day
and saw a package of dude wipes Excel excel do boy?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Do booty holes come in different sizes? Who knew?

Speaker 12 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Mom?

Speaker 6 (39:54):
I now, actually I hit yeah, yours does? Now?

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Do they have size? Parachute?

Speaker 6 (39:59):
I'm looking for friend? Hey, get it all right.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
The weather has been terrible across the United States, and
some say, oh, I like it cold. Ooh, I like
the rain.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
You're lame and you have nothing to do. But it's
scientifically proven that cars drive better, planes fly, planes fly safer,
and having a tan makes you one hundred percent less fugly.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
True.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
You can't tone it tann it.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So join Sun and don't be a booty hole. Oh,
by the way, the bro bro blows. It's on the way.
Yeah right, yeah, it's on the way. See, we'll see
if it works.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
President Trump has done a bunch of executive orders and
some less famous like this one named America Iron Dome,
which coincidentally is Great Gory's nickname on a Friday nights.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Now there, thank you, Wow, call back all right?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Burner King Poland has introduced a five piece of five Sorry,
let's try it again.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Here we go, all right, ready, okay, here we go,
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Burger King Poland has announced a five patty burger called
the Woppinator. In Italy, they call it what you say, bitch,
thank you funny.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Your Granddad's like, yeah, I do like it.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Google that one, all right. Fun fact. In America, the
burger comes with the side of Cardi b juice and
when I say juice, I mean vagina.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
All right, it was funnier when I was high last night,
all right.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Chaboozie's Bar Song is officially the largest longest Sorry god
damn it man. Chaboozi's Bar Song is officially the longest
number one charting song in history. Even though dreaming is
down in America, which is odd.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But don't worry, Shaboozi.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Even though you got shut out at the Grammys by Beyonce,
you could win one day, just like Bill Clinton, Magic Johnson,
and Elmo so fun.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Fact, they all have Grammys, but not Chaboozi.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
One day you'll have a once in a lifetime song again, Shaboozy,
You'll be okay.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Hey, do you guys remember those monkeys that escape from
the lab in South Carolina, Well a few months back. Yeah,
well they finally caught the last four and when asked
for comment, the monkeys said.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Wow, how high were you?

Speaker 11 (42:40):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I'm just I'm just I'm just monkeying around. They said it,
they said, being outside with bananas.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh, it's supposed to be the shout out Elmo.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Anyways. Yeah, speaking of Elmo, he's here tonight for our show,
and Kevin Costters Elsa here to talk about Yellowstone Beef Jurkey,
I'm menace in Hope.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
You had a good time, all right?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Look up dome everybody.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
You all yeah, I got it, all right, thank you
menas Yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Look help people with food poisoning fields adjo. So the
Super Bowl on Sunday, of course, the NFL honors were
last night. Bill's quarterback Josh Allen won the league MVP Award.
He got three hundred and eighty three votes. Everybody thought
that Lamar Jackson was going to win from the rat
Birds so Josh Allen three hundred and eighty three votes,

(43:38):
Lamar Jackson three hundred and sixty two votes, so he
Lamar Jackson. Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell won Coach of the Year.
Saquon Barkley won Offensive Player of the Year. Broncos quarterback
Patrick certain He won Defensive Player of the Year, Offensive
Rookie of the Year. What's the only person it could
have gone to? Commander's quarterback Jayden Daniels. Joe Burrow won

(44:00):
for Comeback Player of the Year. Jacksonville Jaguars defensive end
Eric Armstead he won the Walter Payton Man of the
Year award. And the players who were going into the
Hall of Fame this year, Eric Allen, Jared Allen, Antonio Gates,
and Sterling Sharp very small class. And people are talking
about how Eli Manning got snubbed. Everybody thought that he
was going to be going in this year, but not

(44:22):
like him. Yeah, well he's not going to be a
first ballot er. Of course, maybe he'll eventually, he'll he'll
get in. I mean he went to what two Super
Bowls one, one, one, two? Oh, he won two, but
he was never like a Domino's right, he won too.
He's the only one that Brady couldn't be. It was
a long list of my forty nine ers players on
that Oh wait, yeah, America has spoken. Then twenty nine

(44:42):
percent will be pulling for Philly in the game on Sunday,
twenty two percent for the Chiefs, and then forty nine
percent don't care, which is pretty uh, pretty standard for
the Super Bowl. I mean there's only two cities. No,
because there's only two The super Bowl is one of
those things that you watch because it's a Super Bowl. Yeah, shathering,
kids gathering, it's a social event.

Speaker 11 (45:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Are we skipping Bill Belichick's appearance with the NFL Honors, Yeah,
that's pretty funny. And Snoop roasted him.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
Yeah, I Steve kind of fumbled the fumbled the line,
but yeah, his wife a girlfriend looks looks damn good.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
For third of his age. Tom Brady wouldn't mind the
Chiefs won the Super Bowl just because he said, it's
nice to see somebody else get all the hate. He says,
quote people always hated on us for so many years,
and I didn't understand it to be in this country
and to not cheer for excellence, is beyond me.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Interesting.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
Yeah, but the Chiefs haven't been caught up in any
any major controversy.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
The refs people.

Speaker 10 (45:40):
But it still is just the fatigue of watching the
same team win all the time.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Now, Travis Kelcey might have lost the Taylor Swifties. Guys,
the fans are starting to turn on because President Trump
is going to the game. He'll be there on Sunday.
This is the first which I thought was interesting. This
is the first time a sitting president has attended the
big Game. Huh, think like it's a huge American tradition.

(46:04):
The super Bowl is such a big thing. I'm surprised
as the first time. But Travis was asked about this
because to do all the media interviews, uh for Media Day,
Wade in saying it's a great honor having the president there.
It's the best country in the world. That's pretty cool.
But the Swifties, they're letting him have it. Here's one
boot licking to please the media and public for a

(46:25):
man that has directly attacked your girlfriend is lame. He
has made plenty of comments about Taylor Swift that's because
she was supporting uh Kamala. Yeah, and then right exactly
and then another one from the comment section saying, quote,
if my boyfriend says it's a great honor to have
the man that slanders me constantly, I'd break up with

(46:45):
him immediately.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Yeah, not slanders you constantly be one thing. If he
praised Kanye West cool, he's going. It goes back to
like I don't care who the president is. But you
hear about people that get invited to the White House
and then they just like refuse to go.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, I don't care again who the president is. I'm
going all day. Yeah, i'd go for sure. Greg Kate's
rem numerals. He's mentioned this.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
I'm over it same. I wouldn't be over it if
we didn't have to, you know, know these kinds of
things like oh, so and so played in Super Bowl
x v one one viv Vel you know, pie R
squared and then you have to google it like which
one was that.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, I just don't get why we're still not doing
this year. By the way, the Super it's Super Bowl
fifty nine this year, and I couldn't tell you how
to do that numeral. Do you know what the Roman
numerals are for fifty nine?

Speaker 9 (47:40):
Let's ask go for fifty and then nine is ten
minus one. So l I x l I x oh
l is fifty. If you just lick Super Bowl licks,
you don't have to google it, Greg.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
If you just know, oh, if you just let me
write that, you never have to you know what, you
can put that right, You just know you can put
that down right next to MENACE's big stock tip.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Oh yes, high.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
How do you know what your movies old tidy movies
released unless you know it's Roman numerals are because in
the little bottom Google spend a lot of time, has computers.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
He doesn't need to know stuff I've been Yeah, it's
just it is old timey and it's majestic. That's dumb, Okay,
so hold on rinning down.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
If you know you don't have to google.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Because you know that's really good wisdom, you don't let
that just go all right. So that's what Greg's been saying,
Roman numerals dumb. That sucks. This comedian his name is
Justin McKinney. He has been bitching about it even longer
than Greg. Because this is a clip that came up
from a twenty eighteen specialty did and uh, this is when,
by the way, the Patriots were on their role. So
this is pre Chiefs role. The Patriots were in the

(48:49):
Super Bowl that year.

Speaker 12 (48:51):
You realize the Patriots have won super bowls x x
x v I x x x v I I I
x x I x x l I x and l hi.
Does anybody else think that this Roman numeral isn't quite
catching on?

Speaker 11 (49:10):
After Super Bowl three lost me, I don't know what
the house going on? How long it took me to
memorize that there's a reason no one else is using
Roman numerals.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
They suck. It's a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
It just looks on the graph, does I mean, it
looks a little fans here, But this is not.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
What he asked what anti intellectualism was a while ago. Yeah,
this is anti intellectualism.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay, well then I'm fully for it right.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
On board.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, because it's just it's a dumb use of like
why are we even bothering? Like, I don't think do
they teach it anymore?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Because they are.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I guarantee your kids who are learning Latin are learning
it well. Okay, Other than that Latin is a dead leg.

Speaker 13 (49:52):
It is not a dead language.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
When French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese are all based.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
On base but we have those other languages now, and
you don't like who cares about the origin story, dude?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
And then my medical.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Who would be caring?

Speaker 9 (50:07):
So so when you hear a or see a Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, French,
et cetera word, you have a good basis.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Oh, okay, that probably means this. There are two sides
to the arguments. There are. Trust me, when my kids
were going why do we have to learn this? And
go I wanted to have a good parent answer about
why it was important. So you're stupid and so no,
I googed it.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
And I googed it and it said, okay, well, here's
maybe talking about like if you go into certain fields,
right was it the medical or certainly medical of course
or long? Yeah, there were there were there were a
couple uh industries that if you went into, all right, fine,

(50:45):
you might get to everything else useless. I just told
you not everything else. I told you I have. There's
a half of that language we speak. Don't blame me.
I didn't write the article.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
Dog we crap on menace for when he says I
don't need to know spilling or math, I got computer.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
You don't need to know Latin. You don't need to
know Roman numerals.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
It's not seems incongruous for SeaBASS to like the look
of Roman numerals. Would you also say you like the
look of all lower case letters, like ee Cummings did.
That's kind of just for looks.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's kind of for a design a mood.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Tangential argument, I do not You lost me out the
gross word and then said E something Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Oh yeah, because it's artistic licenses just for appearances. It looks.
I think it's cool. Yeah, it might look cool. Why
they do it right? But you could also just write
the word.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
But checked it out. But my metaglass is what I'm
looking at.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I go, what am I looking at?

Speaker 6 (51:43):
And then tell me It'll say super Bowl fifteen.

Speaker 9 (51:46):
Yep, Greg, you're walking around Rome. You want to know
when was that building built? Two thousand years ago?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
And then you don't like built an M C L
X I I I M L Yeah. Well, let's say
you're you're just flushed with cash and you have the
ability throw three million dollars into getting a suite at
Super Bowl l I X Oh Okay, yeah, here's what
that will get you on Sunday at the game in

(52:11):
Nolens three million, three million dollars. You get a deluxe
suite on the fifty yard line, can accommodate forty five guests.
That's a big sweet sum a special catered menu consisting
of big easy bites with muffilatas, po boys, gumbo, and
crab claws. Okay, your there top shelf liquor like Johnny
Walker and Don Julio, I would hope. So, though not

(52:34):
included or guaranteed, there's also the possibility of running into
and hob nobbing with the big name celebrities and the
political figureheads who would be there. So three million bucks.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Wow, I was thinking, yeow t. I mean, I wonder
how much of a heads up they got that Trump
was going to the game, because like somebody, I'm sure
they got plenty. They had to give up their suite, right.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Yeah, and all the security detaiponsor him in some way.
But you said forty five people in one forty five okay,
So all you have to have is sixty six grand
basically okay, and if you divide it up by forty five, yeah,
you can drink.

Speaker 13 (53:10):
Yeah, I know it's.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Probably not even the nineteen forty two. It's probably like
you know.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
And I easily know forty five people that have an
extra sixty five grand Yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
Oh yeah, I look at most of them.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
I know forty five people. Oh wait. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
By the way, if you especially for our friends who
are in New Orleans listening to ALL ninety two to three,
what do you show? Proud to be heard weekdays on
ALL ninety two to three, Menace is going to be
there tomorrow Saturday, Yes, with our friends from TCL Televisions.
They have the TCL bus which is going to be
on site eleven eleven Julia Street and I I in

(53:49):
New Orleans. That's tomorrow from one thirty to three thirty,
and he'll have some giveaways thanks to TCL Television.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Yeah, roll through.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I forgot what he's ignorance? What is ignorance? World War
eleven is what gave us the great clip where he
saw World War I I and said, world War eleven,
that's just a glanced at it that.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
You should be proud of.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
That you should be proud of. You don't know. I
don't care because they're stupid and old. Yeah, well it
is stupid and old. There you go. Somebody says my entitlement,
Show my entitlement. You can say my You could say
my ignorance or my stupidity or my retardation or whatever
you like. Entitre what what's entitled about saying the Roman
numerals are dumb? Maybe and it's not not really useful.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
There's so many more useful things that we could be teaching.
That's just true. But you don't boy to learn any
of those either, So it doesn't know. I've seem to
somehow managed to get up to a pretty good place
in life. This is the whole Britney Spears has millions
of dollars. Who hears that she's a war on?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
No, yeah, who cares?

Speaker 8 (54:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I've managed to navigate my way pretty pretty well through
life free Britain, not really grasping or giving a crap
about like stuff like Roman numerals, You stupid tribute to the.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Roman willing I'm willing to to. I have compromise for
sea best that I think he's gonna like. I'm going
to speak for all of the United States right now.
I will trade Roman numerals that will never ever have
to use again, if we start teaching kids the metric
system yu also yuk, because we need it for for
weighing stuff, for baking. You know, when they say, like,

(55:15):
you know, forty five grams of flour, what.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Is that we do get crapped on a lot.

Speaker 9 (55:18):
Now that Here's here's the problem Gina with that argument,
which is a good argument. I don't, I don't, I
don't hate that, is that you only need the metric
system if you leave the States.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
And what he has no plans of ever doing that
outside of this one. You know, you do it like
how mill leaders is this Coca Cola b?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:35):
How many layers of gas do I.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Need to buy? Also rams, what's what's the speed limit here?
How fast that is on the other side of the road. Yeah,
And I'm using Nolin's ironically. I hate that. I hate
hot Lantau Frisco and talking about I hate all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Say in fran York.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Also as somebody who grew up there, Joisy dumb.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Nobody says that, and nobody says Cali.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Nobody, nobody unless you're addressing my dog dog. I got
more show coda.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Hang on.

Speaker 15 (56:10):
He took a dollup of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it
and like wiggled it around, it around.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
She would will be right back.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It's the Woodie Show. There's a little interesting things about
all of us. Like we learned how Greg will maybe
not go to Ralphs three days in a row because
I think they're looking them weird. For uh, Sammy loves
doing laundry. Yes, she's constantly doing it often.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Do you do laundry?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Is it like every day?

Speaker 12 (56:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Like Greg goes to the story every day?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Wow, I don't understand so much to wash.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
You live alone? No kids? No, No, your clothes are
the size of Barbie Doll clothes like sweat. Yeah, Like,
I don't understand washing my.

Speaker 10 (56:58):
I mean I have to wash my clothes and then
towels and sheets and blankets and different loads. Well because
I don't have well like what you've seen. No, but
the pants, like the pants that I wear. I'm wearing
the same thing every day, but I really only have
three days worth of what I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So then I have to wash it all again to
finish the week. How many times do you wear a
shirt before you wash it once, just once. Yeah. Now
here's why Sammy could never live in France, because they're
telling their citizens to wear their shirts five times before
they wash them. Oh no, And they want people to
stop doing laundry so much because it's bad for the environment.

(57:37):
And so they're saying, like, for ladies, wear bras seven
times in between washes, workout clothes three times.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
Before you wash them.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
You're gonna grow mold.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Your pj's once a week, jeans once a month, recommendations
from the French government.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Why do you hate the environments?

Speaker 10 (57:56):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize that it was like not
environmentally friendly to do Andrey's energy energy.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah, that's because there's no way they're full loads yeah,
most mostly full.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
Yes, a tiny washing machine, it is. It is a
pretty small washing machine.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Like one of those like apartments stackable.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, that's not yea, those are small and
it's like hotels shy I do that, like oh, like
you know, save your towels, they'll wash them.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Save a panda, you know, they have that little that's
the whole reason. At a hotel, I'll use a towel
like I'll uh, you know, I'll wash my hands and
then drive my hands. Once that towel goes on the floor.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Wow, decadent goes right, because you know why, you're at
a hotel.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Hotel, you don't even reuse stuff.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Things are magical in hotels.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Also, people aren't known for using deodorant, and they're wearing
those shirts.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Five they're no torsty smelly.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
Right, Yeah, I don't think I'm taking their advice on
anything cleanly.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Now, some people think this is reasonable, but the majority
think it's stupid and they're going to refuse to follow along.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
So yeah, I don't blame them.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, So that's that's how that goes.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Dumb.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Nice. Back to the Woodie Show. There's a video mayge
around since we were talking about super Bowl stuff super
Bowl on Sunday, The weird things that the NFL requires
in order for your city to host a Super Bowl. Okay,
what is required and here's a little bit from that

(59:21):
video that people are talking about this week all ago.

Speaker 15 (59:25):
The NFL requires access to two top tier bowling alleys,
no clue what. Maybe Roger Goodell is a bowling enthusiast,
but who knows. The league also requires access to three
top tier golf courses no costs plus the city must
be able to provide free apartment housing to the NFL
staff for over a month before the actual game, thirty
five thousand free parking spaces at the stadium, and twenty

(59:45):
three billboards for promotional use around the city, not to
mention the team. Hotels must agree to televise the NFL
network or a year.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Leading up to the Super Bowl. Okay, housing for league employees,
like they can't pay for that? Wow, the league can't
pay for that? At least three very nice golf courses,
twenty three billboard bowling out to the top tier and
what's the top tier bowling alley? What they say top tier?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Where they do they're blowing the dark stuffy.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
When you went to you to the you went to
the cold super Bowl in Minnesota? Right, Yes, did they
have wasn't anybody wasn't golfing out then?

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
But I assume they probably use it the clubhouse, well
for like staffers, after they're living there for a month,
they can play. Also they probably use it for sponsorship
purposes to for like a year. And now for the client.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I questioned this lady's sources.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I well, what was the amount though? On the amount
of parking thirty five thousand. That doesn't seem right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Maybe not like in one place like but maybe free
parking accessible, you know, within the city for different things
that they're.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah, where production people were over here? Had you know
what this is? This is the where they're all centered,
this operation center over here for these people. Of course
at around the stadium they'll have a certain number of
but it seems like a big ass huge housing the
league employee. You know how much money the NFL makes,
they can't pay for the housing. It's a nonprofit guys.

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
And what's up? Would you have to carry our station
for a year at the hotel year? It's crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Which most hotels seem to have NFL network anyway, Yeah,
it's one of the channels on it. It pisses me
off if they don't have HGTV though great, I know
that really grinds my gears on a girl friend. Yeah
eight seven seven hate that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I'll check out of the room. Forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Holy crap to this facility show all right in you
another new hour insensitivity training, free politically correct world. Thank
you so much for being here. Everybody, we are the
Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can set

(01:01:55):
us a text over to two to nine eight seven,
so I have some normal by the numbers here. I
wanted to bring this up because how honest are you
with the people in your life and specifically your friends? Okay,
we'll see if our answers match up. Because people were
asked if they would tell a close friend something they

(01:02:17):
might not want to hear. So would you tell a
close friend about it? Or would you keep quiet? Like
if their partners cheating on them? Do you tell them?

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
And I've brought this up and I've heard people talk
about this before and a lot of people say, no,
it's not their place. But there's a couple you know
thoughts on this that I have one that whole dow
unto others. Right, I feel I would want to know.
And if I found out that somebody a friend, yeah
acquaint it is a friend knew and didn't tell me,

(01:02:51):
I'd be pissed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Same. Yeah, that's such a betrayal.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yeah, yeah, my I'll look on it is if I
tell something to somebody you know that's hard to share
and they get upset with me, then I go, you
know what, I guess we weren't really that close of friends.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I mean I get where people don't want to
get involved. There's also situations where whose friend was at first?
Oh yeah? Okay, so I mean kind of a different things.
I'm just going to use people in this room, all right,
some menace. You're friends with my wife, right, you're friends

(01:03:30):
with me, yes, but you found out that someone's cheating.
You know, like, who are you more not? You know
what I mean? Like it's going to create an issue.
But because you're friends with both people who are more
loyal to, right, it's not even more loyal I just like,
how does how does that dynamic work?

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
So I have a saying, and I hope your wife's
not listening to the show right now. I call it
loyalty by seniority. Okay, so I thought I was gonna say,
bros before homes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
I have a saying. I coined it. It's called before
host this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Yeah. So it's like, hey, if I knew you first,
then it's like, you know what, that's something that you're
just gonna have to deal with, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yes, I it's my obligation to tell my friend anything
that could change their life.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Agreed.

Speaker 10 (01:04:17):
If it's your friend, yes, But like you said, in
the type of situation that you just did with Menace,
I don't think I would say anything, but I would
stop being friends.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Well, this is the cheating thing. I don't know for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I'm not when it comes coming in to blow up
somebody's life.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Yeah, I'm not. But you're going into like you know,
you know, work out your relationship or whatever that's on you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Like, Oh, you told your wife you're on a diet,
but I saw you eating pizza. Yeah, okay, I'm not.
I'm not ratting out on that. You better know for sure. Yeah, true, yes,
all right. So would you tell a friend? Fifty nine
percent said they would say something, which definitely would. I mean,
I still feel that's low for what i'd like to see.
I just see it closer to eighty percent personally.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I thought it would be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Like I'm windy, Yeah, I would want to know. Would
you tell a friend? Sorry, man, they had bad breath,
but by the way, your breath is very much improved.
I don't know what we've talked about it you had
like something that you found sarah breath.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Yeah, I wish they were a sponsored because it actually
is pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
But it's like what does it cost? And how BIG's
the bottle?

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Uh, it's kind of a it's kind of the large bottles,
like fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, and then use your hands and showed me how
big the fish is. Yeah, that's a pretty big bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
Yeah, it's a big bottle. But I go through it quickly,
and yeah, you can find out any target.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
You swishing, spit or you just swallow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
I swish. I'm a swisher, yeah all day. But one
person that used to swallow listerine, they would not use it.
They would not use a ton of it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
They would just because they said they liked the way
that it felt going down and it burned. They like
that burn.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
Okay, I will tell you this. The only person I
ever knew that swallow listerine was an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Yeah that's that's junkie street person stuff. Yeah. No, this
person wasn't really a drinker. Oh okay, they're pretty straight edge.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Actually I did like but of lisperine, but it didn't
work as well as their.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Breath because they also said it would keep them from
being sick because it says right in the bottle it
kills ninety nine points whatever percent of germs, So really
you really want to get it. It's like when you
and it's like kind of like when you go to wipe,
like you can wipe, but there are some people who
will kind of get like just a little bit of
the inside of the rim of the butt hole, you know,
just to get that little you know, spackling over the
nail hole. You're just you're, you know, you're kind of

(01:06:32):
getting in there and you know, getting getting to the ground.
If that makes sense. No, yeah, no, that makes sense,
total sense. Yeah, all right, So would you tell your
friend if they have bad breath? If I was like,
if they were close talking to me and I was stuck,
next time, I'm like, dude, what's up with your breath?
We have told minutes before. I don't get the breath
thing because I'm sitting across the studio from them. But
like somebody like Sammy, she's lucky she came here when

(01:06:55):
she did. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
With one of our friends that you know, Boor and
I have and the guy kind of stank and he
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Or Tyler which one it was, Tyler.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Call that one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
But we told them, and then ever since then he's
smelled great good.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Guys are way different about that because I don't know
what it is with women, but they're they're so into
the like yes, queen, you go girl, mindset. Yeah, and
I just saw this the other yesterday. In mind you're
saying THO as a leading feminists, but it's not. It's
not to their benefit a lot of time, and they
won't say, oh, you look great with that short hair.
But no, you don't tell them.

Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
I would for sure tell anyone if they had if
their breath was that bad, because number one, out of concern,
like when was the last time you went to the dentist? Also,
and is there an issue going on in your mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
You're telling that to your girlfriends?

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Yes, I would, Yeah, I would say something. I think
girls say it, they just don't say it that directly,
like oh I love how you just don't care how
your breaths melt?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah, like oh you don't sweat much for a fat sight.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
I see it at the gym all the time, because
there are girls who, as I've always said, or at
least recently, you don't need to be wearing a sports
bra to the gym you're you're too big to pull
that look off. And I saw one girl who was
thin and small as she was wearing full clothes. She
had sweatpants and like a T shirt on. The other
girl fifty pounds overweight with a sports bra, and she's
spilling out everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
And as a friend, you should say.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Wear a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
But he probably is hot. So would you tell a
friend that they have a bad breath? Fifty six percent
said they would. I'll get through some of these other ones.
Would you tell a friend they drink too much?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Oh absolutely, yeah, Like you know, it's one thing, you know,
you kind of joke around or what, but like when
you notice it's becoming a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Yeah, Well, especially if it comes to like, okay, how
are you getting home after the events and you're drinking
a lot?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Sixty nine percent that they would, Oh, right, it's hot.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
But just in general, like if they're constantly like, you know,
being the fool at parties and stuff, you want to
let them know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Here's here's one that I always stay out of, even
if they are a friend. Would you tell a friend
they're a bad parent? I do not, because it's like
you never come back from that, I've seen that play out.
But my mom's best friend, I think I told you
that story, this woman, Patty, who was her best friend.
I mean they were super b FF's and Patty called

(01:09:18):
in the question my mom's parenting one time on something
and they haven't spoken since it was cold turkey.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Wow, that was it crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not getting involved in that. When
you when you start getting into things other people's kids. Yeah, no,
it's like Trump everything. Forty three percent would bring it
up if the kid's in danger. Different, But if it's
just like, oh, I can't believe you can watch those
movies like no, not that guy. Would you tell your
friend they need to lose weight? Yeah, we we fat
shame our friends all the time around here every day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I would never tell somebody that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
Well, that's the thing about if you're overweight, you're not
going to be shocked. If someone tells you that. You
already know. You don't need to be told. Whether you
want to do something about it or not, that's up
to you. But like I I'm fat. This is the first.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
It's gone so far. The other way. We have the
fat acceptance movements, the beauty health any size, but.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Fat acceptance means they know they're fat, right, like they
have a mirror, but you don't need to tell them
what they look like.

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
But then they know it, and then they they they've
resolved not to do anything about it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Well that's that's their choice, though, which is a bad
choice for them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
If your friend, if you hate your good friend. I
know I'm fat and I'm not a little you know,
heavy like I'm fat. I understand that, and I know it.
I don't like it, and I don't respect people who
try to play it off like, oh, you're not really it,
You're not that big. I don't lie, right, I mean,
come on, beautiful. I mean, but I'm fat and I

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know it. That's the thing. But don't don't look at
It's something I'm supposed to care about. And don't look
me in the face. Stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
You're not that big.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I'm not six hundred pound life big, you know, but
I'm fats.

Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
We were talking about that last night. I was joking
my husband, have you seen that meme that's like I'm fat? No,
you're beautiful, bitch. I didn't say it was ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Twenty nine percent would tell their friend that, you know,
they need to lose weight. Would you tell your friend
they're mean, no, because it's wimpy? Seventy two percent? Would
Would you tell your friend they got body odor?

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yes, have yeah, especially if you're you got to sit
there and deal with it like you're stuck with them,
like on a flight or in a car going somewhere,
like god, dang, are you a corpse? Are you decomposing?

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Something's dying in there?

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Sixty seven percent would. Here's another one. It's a little
tricky kind of goes not super with the cheating, but
in getting involved in their relation. Would you tell them
they're in a toxic relationship?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Tell them that they're Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
It never goes well though. Yeah, but because when they're
in a relationship, they never listened to see. Cheating's one thing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
See this is interesting because I've been in a situation
like this where you know, my friend's like, oh, we
should you know, have like a little intervention and tell
And I was like, she knows what relationship she's in.
Now what are you gonna do? You're gonna make her
choose her man or you? And now is she what
she's alienating herself from? Her friends. What's the point.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Yeah, you can tell somebody that their partner sucks all
day and they'll never do anything until they realize that themselves.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
Yeah, right, Can the ladies explain that because all I
hear is after they break up with the guy is
it's ragging on and ragging on, Oh he sucks?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Well do they do?

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
You guys just hold that info back beforehand or are
you lying after.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
The Yes, you've broached it. She just get to be like,
a That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
You broach it gently, like oh wow, I would feel
really bad if that happened to me. How are you feeling?
You know, and just kind of like tiptoe and then
afterwards be like, thank god that dead weight is gone.

Speaker 10 (01:12:41):
Yeah, I mean cause it's gonna head. They're gonna break
up when they break up, but it'll eventually happen.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Because they will choose the man over their friend if
they're really far into the relationship. So it's just worth
it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Well, there's also every relationship is different, like what goes
or what's acceptable, And my relationship is different than Gina's
different than men, you know, right, So just because you
think it's one thing, doesn't necessarily mean that it is, sure, right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
But if you see him in public and he's like,
you know, if it's a little dicey, be like are
you okay? And you know after that, she's like, yeah,
what I'm supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Seventy four percent said they would either probably are definitely Yeah.
Would you tell a friend their haircut sucks?

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, my guy friends. Oh yeah, women friends. No, because
you guys, you guys take that way too seriously. I
stay out of all that.

Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
Well, and it takes a girl longer to recover from
a bad haircut than a guy as well.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
You can't fix that with a barett, right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Fifty would you tell their tell a friend their cooking sucks? No, No,
not really. I would just shut up, and not the
first time, but the fifth time for sure. Yeah. How
about telling a friend, oh, I've done this, that they're
bad with money?

Speaker 13 (01:13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Forty eight percent would. No, there's a I would.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
I don't think it's my business, like, damn, you're shopping again.
You can't pay someone something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
It's a friend of mine who's one of the most
financially irresponsible people that I know, who is shopping around
trying to get financing to buy a restaurant. Oh, who's never.
I don't even think works in a restaurant. Those things
are like guaranteed money makers. Yeah, and you don't know.
And he was telling me, yeah, a lot of people
were telling me it's a bad idea and don't do it.

(01:14:17):
I'm like, well, maybe you should listen because I'm trying
to be But I say, hey, man, you know, just
for where you are in life, not twenty years old
or anything. It's kind of a that's a really big
financial talking about dipping into a four to one K.
What is this stupid moron think makes him or her?
Probably him, though, I mean to run a restaurant, because
they would they would be involved with other people who

(01:14:37):
maybe do have some more. I see, that's the thing
I worry about. Here's the thing I worry about. This
person's well being, like willy to be able to house
themselves and feed themselves well.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
And your well being? Are they going to come around
like ip.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
No, that this this particular person would not do that,
Like I'm a stupid, stupid person. I'm just I'm legitimately concerned.

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
Fair But whenever anybody is taking any sort of risk
in their life, the people who care about them are
more concerned about.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Them than they are.

Speaker 10 (01:15:06):
And if they worried about what everyone else felt when
they tried to take a risk, no one would ever
take risks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Ever, preach, I don't weigh on on toxic relationships because
there's two sides to everything. Of course, your friends will
only get to tell of course, your friends only get
to tell you the negative stuff because they want you
to be on their side.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
That's also true. So true.

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
Yeah, they Oh totally, But if they're that bad of
a person, they're not your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Hopefully would you tell your friend they keep telling the
same stories over and over?

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
Oh, I do all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Eventually I'll start finishing the story.

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
That's what I'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Or they talk too much. Yeah, you guys are good
about that. Yeah, like at events when I've had a
couple of tequilas, I want to know that, but say
something and plow straight through.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Trying tequilas. Man, I've tried to come up to you
and like I know, we got to wrap it up.

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
I tried to take the mic from you with you
to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
So you wouldn't keep it. Yeah, again, I blame tequila
on that. One and it's mega embarrassing. You drink too much.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Thank you, thank you because I thought you were funny.
So I want to see it again.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Oh no, I've turned I've retired, I've retired from the
main I'll.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Try and you've said that, but no, next time we're
recording it, you to please please, But fifty people said
that they would let a friend know they talk too much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll come back. Yeah,
skunk can't smell its own stink. That's why some people
might not know. Some people are stinky and they love
their own brand. Like there's people who take pride. I
want to wear deodorant.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
I love my musk.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah, gross, truly smelling.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Well, what do you remember you? Greg and I had
a coworker. He knew he stink. He did know where deodorant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Oh Ben. I didn't want to say his name, but yeah,
we didn't say. We didn't say exactly why Ben Schwartz.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Yeah, but he was very anti deodorant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Yeah he but he owned it though. Yeah, gross, he knew.
He's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We love him,
but he's a monster. We don't care what he looks
like this is they show. All right, some of you
might get uncomfortable about this. But I just had an
idea during the break we were talking about would you
tell a friend like a hard or uncomfortable truth. What

(01:17:35):
if we went around the room and anybody who's got
an uncomfortable truth to share with somebody here on the
show and Bord, I know you've been waiting for this opportunity.

Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
I think very comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
I don't know that. I don't know that he's been
holding back. And Morgan, yeah, yeah, if you have any
uncomfortable truths, like, nobody's in trouble. Nobody can get in
trouble for it. It's in the spirit, it's in the
spirit of uh no, it'll hold on to this. And well,
I mean will Hey, we're we're we're we're all just sharing.

(01:18:07):
We're all friends. Like anybody have an uncomfortable truth, uncomfortable
foot oh about somebody else in the room. Yeah, well,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
If it's true or not, but I after watching I
hate to break it to your menace, but you know
that kind of thing. Oh, I don't, I don't know
about that. Let me just let me just let me
just share what share share what you get. And I
don't know if it falls in that round. Okay, but
after watching Balin out Loud, which is about the girl
of the threads, correct, Gina, do you think you might

(01:18:40):
have a mild form a treat all your weird ass noises.

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
That's a very good question. That's a fair question.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Yeah, because what is that?

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
I don't know, And okay, I've been doing it my
whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Yeah, okay, like very mild there not like har.

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
No, it's a it's a fair I mean, I haven't
really ever looked into it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Maybe, I mean that would make sense.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
Because you know, yeah, well that really does. I am
trying to solve a problem and I'm not solving a problem,
and I'm ever. I mean when I was in music lessons,
when I was in singing like anything right as like
the like the first note, like like I start coughing.
I know I do that here, it's like a tick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Okay, since we're talking about Gina just sick over there,
because I thought it was the only one that they've
stood out to. But then I've seen it on the
text a couple of times when you're.

Speaker 13 (01:19:39):
So she's got it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
That's like what they call it. Crutch.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
It's it's what I'm trying to start parentheses.

Speaker 14 (01:19:51):
On.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
But I haven't been doing that. No, because I saw
because the text said they couldn't understand me better.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I think you've been doing oh today. I don't have
to say, I just I just noticed that it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
Was.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I didn't think it was a crutch. I thought she
was just doing it to be comedic.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
I was doing like it's like, that's my parent To me,
it's a it's a version of the guy who makes
a joke but then coughs over it, like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Boy, what are you sure is losing a lot of weight?
So it's a crutch joke and it's not. It's not.
It's not bad to use it every once in a while.

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Okay, thank you. This is very informative. I'm glad we're
having this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
So do you have one for somebody in the room.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
No, I think you're really good at your jobs. I mean,
that's what I've been saying.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
It could be I'm saying it could be like a
personal thing.

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
I'm sorry, did nobody get did nobody get what I
just said?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Yeah? I know he got that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Yeah, that's what I've been saying. Really comes up if
I think far too often because I don't think everyone's
been saying.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
What they've been saying. We bots of running joke on menace.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
Oh yeah, but is it possible if we're talking about crutch.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I mean I kind of have one for you would okay.

Speaker 10 (01:21:07):
Uh, it's a it's sort of a cleanliness thing. Now
over there on your microphone, you have a screen over
it and there is food.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
On it sometimes, be.

Speaker 10 (01:21:21):
Right, and I'll have to use that mic when I
record weathers and there was like a piece of food
on it for like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
A week really that you didn't even notice.

Speaker 10 (01:21:29):
But I'm not going to touch it, and I just
like would back up a little bit. So maybe just
clean the screen a little more often, pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
And I do that from time to time. I have, yah,
you do. Sometimes I have not done it recently because
it does require a screw driver. That's one of the
things too. We had that with Woody's chair. He was
wiping food and boogers on the side of his chair,
and I think you just kind of ignore that when
it's your thing. No, but that's okay. I would admit
it if I was doing that. I do white boogers

(01:21:56):
on the front of like a seat of a car.
But yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I always have like some
kind of napkin or whatever for fingers and things like that.
I'm not doing derido fingers to somebody didn't tell me
recently another co worker. I said, well, why don't you
say anything, you know, like you should have come to me,
and they just let me know, and they said no,

(01:22:16):
because dude, everybody thinks that you're like super intimidating, because
I feel like I'm not. Especially if anybody who's ever
had any kind of dealing with me off the air,
you can think whatever you want if you listen to
the show. It's different, Like I understand it's different when
we're in the midst of an engaged conversation, but like
just around the office and whatever, I feel like I'm

(01:22:38):
I feel like, yeah, like especially when of my dealings
with people like so that was to me, it was
kind of a bummer, like that was yeah, that was
that was like a hard that was a hard thing
to hear. A bit I'm like, oh, because I don't
mean to be that way. Okay, I don't think you're intimidating. Okay,
I'll be honest, Like some stuff that I might my

(01:23:00):
have a difference of opinion. Like outside of the show,
I'm like, I didn't want to have a conversation with
what about this because I know it's not gonna be
a back and forth. There's no changing his mind. Yeah,
it's just a back and forth. It's not even like
a discussion.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
It's just like I, I think you love the thrill
of the argument. Yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, I do enjoy a good.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Talking like I go. I would love to discuss it,
but I don't even think it's worth going back and
forth with you about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Yeah, so I won't even bring it up. All right, Bort,
this is your chance, buddy. I mean, I feel like
you would live for something like this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Yeah, it's just you know, how deep do we want
to go? Is it's being in a friendly manner? Not
friendly manner?

Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
See, best of self importance is always there constantly. You know,
he will argue to no end, just to argue people
into tired exhaustion and just to say he's right.

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
When he's not.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
God damn it, Okay, Sammy say yeah. To be honest,
Sammy's communication skills are sometimes extremely lacking, and she does
have a tendency to single focus on many many things,

(01:24:19):
which could be difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
What do you mean single focus on many things?

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Like if there's a thousand things going on, she can
only focus on one item everything.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Like, not a multitasker.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Yeah, that means not multitasking whatsoever. Okay, See, I'm trying
to be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
I'm trying to be nice.

Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
I mean, there's a million things going on always at
one time, so there's no chance that I'm not a
multitasker because there's never one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Okay, I'm just saying in general.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Not the well, I have a question, Okay, Sammy, Okay,
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Another one saying.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Because I get a vibe, but I don't know if
it's true. It's not no, no, no, not lesbian vibe.
When I'm trying to discuss something with you or like hey,
like maybe you know we should do it this way,
I feel like instantly I'm getting a vibe that you
feel like I'm trying to man blame something to you,
even though I'm just like trying to like figure something out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
That's her whole thing about how she hates men.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Well, no, but I don't I don't know. Maybe it's
maybe I'm just making this up, but I just feel
like there's kind of a you're kind of irritated when
I'm just trying to go over some details on something.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Oh really, I guess I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
So that's something for me to pay attention to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Yeah, I didn't. Yeah I didn't think that. Okay, Yeah,
I thought like, Oh I didn't. I thought you were
like just angry. You're like, oh, he's man's blaming. I
already know how to do all this. I'm just like
trying to like confirm some information. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Yeah, see, this is uh, this is good, this is
very healthy. We get this all out. Can I also
add for Gina? You know, I got I gotta get
genius page back out.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Hold.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
So, when Iraq still worked on the show, we used
to say that Greg was the king of avoiding this
room and not saying goodbye and all those things. I
would think that if Gina is now the queen of that,
if what he wasn't in this doorway saying goodbye to us,
I think Gina would pass by this room and never
say a word to anyone or anything that's in this room. Really,
I would think so.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Huh, because usually we walked to the car together, so
I go, are we are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I'm usually walking out about the same time.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
Oh, I will make more of a concerted effort to
uh yeah, they're very same vibe. Yeah, because bored, I
thought you and I were Yeah, we're cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Friendly thought bought her.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Yeah, I don't want you to be like Sea Bass
and actually intentionally ignored what I do.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
What I do is hear the as I hear the
the thoughts of words, and I adjust.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
All right, here's a question for people listening. What's the
what's the artist truth that a friend has ever told you? Like,
if you just text over and we'll make it quick,
I'll give you a couple of the pieces of feedback
after the break. Eight seven seven forty four. What he
is the number? It's eight seven seven forty four from
a friend. What's the hardest piece of truth that you

(01:27:16):
have gotten from somebody that you're like, Oh, damn, okay,
all right, uh uh yeah, hit us up two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 13 (01:27:27):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Yeah, Greg, you have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
A uncomfortable truth to let it out, Greg, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
See, Greg is usually great for these Sometimes when you
have a list. You read the list. If we disagree
with the list, you remind us I didn't write the list.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Yeah, because sometimes seas he's the biggest defender.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
True, but we know that you didn't write the list.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Yeah, but I feel like sometimes I had to let
him know just what am I talking about. Don't get
mad at me.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
We're not talking to you in general.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
I speak for this side of the room that yeah,
we understand that you didn't have the list. We're just
yelling at the list.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah, so what.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Do you I'll keep it running list.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
What's what's the hardest truth that you've gotten from somebody
that you considered a friend, family member, or whatever. Yes,
Craig Gore, I.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
Have another one hard truth to tell. Okay for Menace. Yes,
Not everything we talk about is prefaced with hey, guys,
this is brand new. Like if Genis says, oh my god,
I had a such and such a sandwich. Yeah, they've
had those for like two years.

Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
She didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
She didn't preface it with, hey, there's a brand new
sandwich in the world. Not everything it seems that she
is is brand new.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
No, No, he's using as an example. I'm not saying
that you actually did that right, right, But he's saying
like like some the sometimes one is is presented, it
seems like something that it's now okay, at least for me,
you know, but like.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
What Greg's I think if it's new, it means it's
new for us, like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
We're just experience.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
Like I saw this TV show. It's so good. Oh yeah,
that's been popular for like a Okay, I didn't say
it was friend new.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Yeah, but I want to let the audience know that, like,
you know, we're not totally.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Out of touch. Okay, good, this is the show. I'll
just started as something kind of silly. We were talking
about would you tell a friend if you knew that
they were being cheated on? Stuff like that our needed
to lose weight, things like that, And then I was like,
all right, I'm gonna bring this up and see how

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it goes.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
I think pretty well, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
I mean, look, it's it's it's meant to be friendly fire,
you know it's not. Yeah, No, one's like really digging
on anybody and a lot of the stuff, a lot
of the stuff. And I think I'll give you I'll
give you an example. Menace, Like I love you like
a brother, always have, always will. And this is something

(01:29:52):
you already know. Like, the thing that drives me the
most crazy about menace of anything is the pandering like something.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
That's a narrative that you've put it out. Yeah, no,
because you not being an a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
No, no, because there'll be stuff that off the air,
you'll have one opinion about it. But once we get
on the air about something, it's completely or you'll throw
somebody out there. Just for example, we've had this conversation.
I'm not gonna go completely in depth because.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
You you've started this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I mean, you've started this narrative about me. I'm gonna
have a you don't need to interrupt me.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
We're gonna have a conversation. You've started this narrative about
me for quite a long time. Because I don't know,
like you think not being an a hole is pan.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
No, it's not. This is not to be anyway. Morgan
had one, Okay, well, because we don't have all that
like we.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
Were working about.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
Well, that's my answer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
We've had a conversation before. That's why I was throwing
it out as an example of something like, well, you've
had that conversation is a little defensive.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
No, I'm just saying I'm answering this question.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
I'll put it out to anybody else in the room, like,
am I imagining it? Or is that like a legit thing?

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Is legit?

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
However, I do agree when need to be out of
time here, So yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Morgan, I'll be quick everyone, and then I guess mostly Sammy,
I feel like almost every week I'm not told about
a meeting or about something that I need to do,
and then it just makes me look dumb and stupid
in the end. Well, and I don't know what I
need to do to be told.

Speaker 9 (01:31:25):
Things that is not you. That is a long standing
and we've told what he this before. This is the
lack of communications show. Yes, Sammy's pretty good about picking
up the slack and know and trying to find out
things and get find those things when they exist, but
that is an issue that they've been prior to you
joining the show and will probably be forever more.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Well, makes me look dumb when I gotta leave things
early because I was never told about it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
There's a meeting that we had recently, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Babe and in the morning starts with oh, hey, you
coming to this and I'm like, what are you talking?

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
And you know, and you know the part that she missed.
She missed the part that was like all all the
great stuff about.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
Her, Yeah, Morgan segment.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
That's not a you thing, that's a show thing. Yeah,
it's all right, it's a fun show.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
No, no, no, it's not Sam eight seven seven forty four
Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 11 (01:32:17):
You watch years after three years after years, and then
you see.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Them in person, and it's it's ally different experience than
you do watching them over in the Sperence.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
What do you show back in a bit?

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Why are listening? If you listening, because you love it
if you listening to as long as you're listening, this
is the Hoody Show. All right, Welcome back everybody. Friday morning,
February the seventh. Today is Working Naked Day. Okay, yeah, yeah,
So there's a couple of things I think Greg might

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be into because he likes to be naked, to nude out, yeah,
it likes to nude out, like to clean naked. Yeah,
it's weird. I think I've working Naked Day. Today is
also somebody give Greg a hug? Hug An addict or
Alcoholic Day. Yeah, Pilus addiction. It's just really is alcohol, yeah,

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his alcohol addiction. Today is National Black HIV AIDS Awareness Day.
It's a National Ballet Day, National Bubblegum Day, Sea Baske
Get Excited, National Periodic Table Day, and National Feticini Alfredo
Day and Greg won More for you, National Send a

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Card to a Friend Day. You love cards so much.
Sentiment and entertainment. Ozzy Osbourne is reuniting with his band
Black Sabbath for one last show. It is happening on
July fifth and Ozzie's hometown of Birmingham, England. He's going
to do his own solo set and then he's going
to join the o G guys from Black Sabbath, which

(01:33:58):
will be the first time they performed together in twenty years.
It's an all day event, so there's gonna be a
ton of other bands and artists there like Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Alison, Chains, Anthrax,
along with what they're calling additional performances from Billy Corgan,
Wolfgang Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Slash, Fred Durst, Okay, all right,

(01:34:18):
and some more names which will be announced here shortly.
The event's musical director and somebody else who's going to
be performing, Tom Morello, oh really of Rage against the Machine.
He said, this will be the greatest heavy metal show
ever in proceeds from all the tickets and everything will
go to charities. Do this, Actually, that would.

Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
Be pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
That would be pretty cool. During our July fourth break
godby Howie men Dallas apologizing to Bill Burr for blindsiding
him by bringing out his alleged half brother Billy Corgan.
On that episode of his podcast, how he says, quote,
I want to apologize. I feel horrible. I'm sorry Bill,
I'm sorry Billy. I tried to do something good. I
legitimately thought I was doing something nice. I swear to you.

(01:34:58):
I thought it was funny. He also was talking about
how he had texted Bill Burr right after the incident
and he has yet to get a reply, so.

Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
We're sure at this point that this was not a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
I don't think it's a bit. I think Bill Bird
just finds it annoying, kind of like how Greg got
annoyed for the longest time and we compared him to
General Zod like it legitimately bothered me for whatever reason,
Bill I think he's just bothered by it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
I don't understand that reaction at all. I know I
found out I had a long lost brother.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Of like, oh and it was Corgan.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
Yeah. Mega, But what he said was, you know, it
reminds me that my dad was stepping out on the family.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Sorry, but I'm by now. And also like, there's no
real proof of this. It's just kind of a weird. Yeah,
but maybe it's just one of those things. For whatever reason,
it just it marks him. Yeah, yeah it Oh, by
the way, the episode where he's apologizing, I've always been
talking about being annoyed. I don't think these guys are
funny out the Sclar brothers.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Oh not a fan. Not a fan, you know, like
when they do Shaq and uh not.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
A not a fan, like because they were more annoying
than anything. As I was listening trying to hear what
you know this was, I was gonna have a clip,
but like there was too much of them in there.
I'm like, I'm not playing that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
And we had Howie Mandel on the show one hundred
years ago and he was a dick. Really yeah, I
was bummed out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
I ran to him backstage at the iHeartRadio Music Awards
and he was super nice.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Maybe I mean changed, maybe he's a lot. He's a
nice wouldn't wouldn't shake my hand or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
But yeah, well that's that's not you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
No no, I took it personally though. Giselle Bunchin had
that baby that she made with her jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu,
ju jitsu, ju jitsu instructor now boyfriend. No word on
if it's a boy or a girl, or if they're
gonna wait and let the kid decide itself when it's
five years old. But Gizelle's forty four years old.

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
Poor baby is gonna have a terrible life.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
This is her third kid. She knocked out the other
two with Tom Brady.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Yeah, the jew jujitsu guy, jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu he
made out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Man. I have to, like, I have to intentionally think
about jiu jitsu, jj jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu. An odd
choice at the age of forty three to say, hey.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
You know what, time for another baby. Let's start out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
My wife and I every time we see somebody that's
got a newborn, whether we know them or not, it's
a full on douche chill like, we're both No, we're
both like ugh god hell no. In fact, a friend
of ours, a friend of ours, just had a baby,
and uh she had told me about like the person
had the baby told me that, oh, hey I had
the baby. I'm like, oh, congratulations, and uh she sent

(01:37:35):
this picture of the baby and the only thing I
said back to her because damn that was big. That
must have hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
That was your comment about the baby. Yeah it was big.
It well you know how newborns like you could tell that,
like the kid was nine pounds huge, nine pounds. It's
a nine pound baby that she squeezed through her veg.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
Did you get an lol?

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, this is it's a friend of ours,
so like, you know, it totally gets the whole anyway.
Uh So I got home, I said, oh, hey, our
friend had had their baby. Oh what's the baby's name?
I go, I don't know. She's like, you didn't ask?
Who cares? I'm like, no, I didn't. I didn't think
to ask. I said, but that's a big baby, nine pounds.
I told her that must have heard. That was your
You didn't ask what the name was or how everybody's doing.

(01:38:15):
I'm like, well, I'm talking to her on the phone.
I'm really alive. I'm guessing she's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Was it a boy or girl?

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
A girl?

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
Girl?

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
And if someone tells you in the name of a baby,
like what is your reaction supposed to like?

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Oh wow, Ayden Caden.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
So then then she's like, oh, can you get her address?
I'm like, well, you've got her number. So anyway, I
set everybody up on a group text. I go name
me a address, and I put the address there like here,
you handle it from me.

Speaker 7 (01:38:40):
Here sentimental.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
That's every guy ever. By the way, what's that is
that that you have no details?

Speaker 10 (01:38:45):
My brother twin care I think with his best friend
comes back and like, oh yeah, they're going to have
a baby, And I'm like, oh my gosh, like a
boy or girl? I don't know, Okay, well when she do,
I don't know nothing, not nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
No, it's just if it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Yeah, It's like it doesn't.

Speaker 10 (01:39:00):
Matter when your best friend's baby is Jude, I think
that matters.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
I don't remember any of my friend's kids' names because
it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, I mean I think they're
like fourteen. I'm the same way, like, I don't have
any natural curiosity, like if somebody said they're having a baby,
Oh cool, right, you know, and everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
Else, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
But that is truly that really is a guy thing.
I mean my buddies and I like my my friends
I've been friends with for a long time, Like my
buddy Dan, my buddy Joe. We don't talk every week.
We talk got on it maybe once a month or
text once a month or something.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
That's guys.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
And like when we're and so like, uh, my wife, go,
have you talked to Joe?

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
Lily?

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Yeah, what's up to He's fine, you know, but like, yeah,
he's working, and like we were most likely we were
just like breaking balls about something else. Like we didn't
get into like tell me, tell me about work. Oh,
what's the latest goth Like, we're not getting into that stuff.
How's a little Jimmy doing?

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
What's your baby?

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Star sign?

Speaker 11 (01:39:52):
Right?

Speaker 14 (01:39:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
If you want to look at Scarlett Johansson, you could
see her in the first trailer for Jurassic World Levers.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
It's just talking about spoiler, the dinosaurs got loose.

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
They do the thing menacing this trailer with Scarjoe that
they did with a lot of other women as they
like pretend that they're like hardcore, badass bounty hunter types.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Yeah, but they are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I should hear shaboozy song a bar song. Tipsy just
broke the record for most weeks spent at number one
in the history of the Billboard Radio Songs Chart. My god,
it beat out the weekend song Blinding Lights. Tipsy also
the first song ever to break into the top five
on the Country Airplay chart, Pop Airplay chart, and the

(01:40:38):
Adult Pop Airplay chart. So good for That's the thing
when that's your first song. Ever, how do you follow
that up?

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
It's only downhill from there?

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
And I guess is his new song? And I forget
what it is? Is doing Okay, it's doing well, but
like you got, how do you? You can't top that exactly
broke cover Old Town Road.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I can't believe this is still on the air or
that anybody's still cares. But American Idol is coming back
for a twenty third season on March ninety Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Who are the judges?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Carrie Underwood has replaced Katie Perry as a judge, and
they've also announced that Jelly Roll will be the first
artist in residence in Idle history. He was a mentor
on the show last season, I Guess and ABC says
that he'll quote work closely with the contestants and give
them first hand advice on how to navigate the journey.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Jelly Roll is like.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Everywhere, everywhere, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
Everywhere you look, Like, how does he get around so much?

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Well, he's like the White Country version of Snoop Dogg.
I know. He just says yes to everything.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Yeah, Like I wonder, like I would love to see
like the breakdown of his schedule. I would love to
just get like hanging out in Snoop Dogg's manager his
agent's office for like a week and just see all
the random stuff that comes through, Like will he do this?
Will he do that? Can he do that? Can he
endorse this? Can he be in this commercial? It's got
to be NonStop?

Speaker 13 (01:41:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
What could he possibly say no to?

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Because he's on everything.

Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
Yeah, it's annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
It's not even annoying, it's getting annoyed. I don't know
who's that guy he's in the commercial with right now
for T Mobile. It's a it's a it's another black dude.
And uh yeah, he's got like kind of long hair.
I recognize his face. I don't know who he is though,
it's is it one of the streamer guys who.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
Know he's the biggest Twitch streamer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Can you explain why is he?

Speaker 9 (01:42:31):
Why is this sky famous and why is that the
guy the fast guy famous speed something speed?

Speaker 13 (01:42:36):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Well kayno, first sat Kai Sinnat. He is the biggest
streamer on Twitch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Pretty closest. Not this interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
He is pretty funny and he just became like people
love them because of like his recaps of like music
and gaming and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
I'm a good friend. I kind of recognized, like my song,
I kind of recognized his face, and I think I
should know who this is. Yeah, yeah, he's I don't
know him from that for sure. If you have a.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Teenager, they definitely know who he is. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:43:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
And then like famous people just start doing like twenty
four hour streams with him, which are hilarious and you
would love this sea bass yeh. When like people when
the famous people like live with him for twenty four
hours because he'll just mess with them. He'll wait till
like the celebrity falls asleep, and then he'll bring drunk
penis in their film, bring in like a Hibachi guy
to start grilling.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
So he's Bambargeria of this decade. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
And then Hi snot and then Speed is also a
streamer that just does like wild and crazy stuff, like
he'll have like a Lamborghini like driving towards him at
full speed and he'll he's able to jump over it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
Until I can't more athletic BAMMIGERI yeah, yeah, until he
snaps and Achilles trying to jump that thing and then
he gets smashed.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
Yeah it could happen.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Yeah, it could, it could. Wouldn't that be a dumb
way to die? Very like he outran Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
Shdayna its Shiver Day.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
We're gonna sit because he was like, it's Shibothday, and
you know what, we don't do whatday? Starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to Chris Rock who is sixty years old today.
Ashton Kutcher is forty seven. Garth Brooks is sixty three
years old today. James Spader Robert California on the Office
on the show of the Blacklist. He was also Ultron

(01:44:28):
and Avengers Age of Ultron. He's sixty five. Robert Smigel,
he is triumphed the insult comic dog still love that bit?

Speaker 7 (01:44:35):
Yeah and behind so many SNL bits right yep.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
He's sixty five. Isaiah Thomas, the Younger One not as
old Man thirty six today. NBA Hall of Famer who
also coached for the Brooklyn Net Steve Nash is fifty one.
I don't know how to say the last name?

Speaker 12 (01:44:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Tina marg Margorino who was deb in Napoleon dynam I
remember Devil? Yeah yeah, oh yeah, forty years old today.
Sully Erna, the lead singer for Godsmack, is fifty seven
and I find them to be very unfunny. But the
British comedian Eddie Izzard is sixty three. Your porno birthday
today is Bianca Bangs.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
She would pass out if she had to blow out
a candle for every dog shees handled in the one
hundred and twenty fine film she's been in, including Bianca
Bangs Under an Overpass. She was in Sex Toys Insanity
Volume one, also Movie Night Gets Sexual with a Wild Threesome.

Speaker 6 (01:45:29):
Great.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
She was in Black with Two Sugars Oh, also twelve
inches for her third time, and who can forget her
unforgetable role in her scrumptious. I'm sorry, her rumpus is scrumptious.
There we go jumped ahead there, Yeah, her rumpus is scrumpcious.
Volume four. That's Bianca Bangs, who's twenty four years old today.

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And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Friday morning. Look what's happening around the world
of entertainment. You're on The Woodi Show is sensitivity training
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Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Well, lot's go do it for this hour. That's gonna
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If you missed anything on the show this week, go
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conversation going. Also the Tuesday takeover, we had menaces Ai game.
We talked to Sammy's cousin, Bobo the Bigfoot Hunter, so
we had that interview. Roulette Gina talking to that woman
who says that she can get your husband to come
home if you follow some of her tips and tricks.
Got a week oh man, the best of seven from
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and audio. It's all there plus all today stuff. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com back on Monday with
an all new show. Sea Bass and his post super
Bowl wrap up. He didn't go to New Orleans this weekend.
He's going to Philly. Yeah wow, And he figured like
if it's gonna go down, it's going out in Philly.

Speaker 7 (01:47:30):
That's where.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
So Sea Bass's post super Bowl wrap up plus the
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
Yeah, some people have hot bodies, but happy people have
hot pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
I mean okay, I mean it's true. I like pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:48:00):
I mean love pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
I don't love pizza. I like I'm in like with pizza.

Speaker 6 (01:48:04):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:48:05):
I didn't know that was even possible.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Yeah, it's fine, trusts me.

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
He's not even a huge fan of French fries.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Crazy chips, French fries, pizza like the Trinity.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Yeah, I will eat pizza. It'll never be my never,
never ever craving for pizza. No, you're a commonist, curiously,
I am a I am a communist. I'm a common man.
I like common things common. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. Thank you for giving

(01:48:39):
the Woody Show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. S MD
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