The Woody Show January 27th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers & Jeers, Sebas Moving Auction & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
It's a brand new week. It's Monday morning, total reset,
right back to the beginning. All right, January the twenty
seventh and twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's
Greg Gory Menace. Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Good morning. She can grab us here morning. We got
Sea Mass, We've got Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Bort is here, as is Morgan. She is our associate producer.
We got von he's our video producer on the job
this morning. Of course, you are VIP our guest of honor.
Phones are open if you'd like to be a part
of anything this morning. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody
is the number to do that topic contest, whatever it
might be. Your text of course over to two two
nine eight seven. I hope everybody's weekend was great. We'll

(01:28):
find out what happened with the very exciting lives of
the people on this round weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was just too long weekend. Cheers and jeers, and
today is today.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
We have all the things We're gonna narrow him down
to three options, and then Morgan will get to veto
one of them, and then you guys will vote on
the final two and then we'll decide. Your votes will
decide what Morgan's dare for dollars challenge will be.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Kudos to Morgan for being so brave.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, and the idea is for her to do this tomorrow,
for her to do so no time to think about
it and freak out.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
No, because I'm looking at like the stuff that's I
think all this stuff so far that we have, there's
not really anything that we would need any kind of
lead time for.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Yeah, it's not like a Saw movie. She's not like
digging into her own like cavity.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, I mean I think one of the new suggestions
that we got is for her to like amputato toe
Okay next anyway, so we'll have the vote for that today. Also,
get caught up on all the big trending news headlines
from over the weekend and what's happening this morning. Got
some entertainment stuff Birthday's porn of Birthday that's.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Later on this hour you're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I think we brought up on different things, individual things,
but when it comes to X y Z, but just overall,
would you consider yourself to be.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
A brand whore?

Speaker 8 (02:50):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Like in other word, it's like you, if you need something,
you'll just buy whatever is the cheapest or whatever they
happen to have there. They don't have the kind that
you normally get your I'll just get something out like that.
Would not be a brand hor brand who is like
you'd go to another store.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I wouldn't go another store, or even when it.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Comes to certain stores, like you know which which pharm
is there a pharmacy that you go to, like pharmacy chain.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm one hundred percent not a brand hor.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, I mean I am certain thing I am sometimes
like store brand everything.

Speaker 9 (03:27):
Like I absolutely love brands and following brands, but you know,
whatever the deal.

Speaker 10 (03:31):
Is depends on how desperately I need it.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Well, I'm not just I'm just not trying to go
from store to store like that's not happening.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, Newsweek just did a big thing and the most
Trusted Brand awards, right, and so the brands the things
that have earned the trust of shoppers. And when it
comes to different things, I mean, you do everything from
you know, dolls and diapers. Diapers for example, panthers is
the most trusted kind of thing. What about for like

(03:59):
a if you have a headache, you know, what would
you go with?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Like?

Speaker 11 (04:03):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
What are you taking for a headche Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
See me?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Toovil? And it's got to be the liquid gels a
generic advil.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
Does advil taste like chocolate to you?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Or chocolate?

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Coating?

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Yeah, it kind of tastes chocolate.

Speaker 10 (04:21):
There's sugar on it, sugar coated.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Those brown ones you're talking about tablets. Yeah, I don't
know that. I carry something in my pocket a serious.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, that an anti diarrhea medicade. I really I should
do these little advil liquid gels. Yeah, if you ever
need one, I got one.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
Gives me the poops and I heard. Really that's the
thing that could happen to people.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
What about laundry detergent? What you go to sale tied?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I do not care? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Wow? Really you just change it every time.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Whatever price is the lowest. Who cares?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I know I say that, But then we always get
the detergent at Costco. Yeah, and so I always kind
of grab the same thing. Yeah, I either get all
our tied all right. When it comes to air purifiers,
Dyson is the most trusted brand for air friers and blenders.
Air Friars is the same brand I got Ninja, I.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Got ninja, I got a Ninja.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
I don't know what brand I have, and I like
the lavoid for air purifiers, the void I get all THEO.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
How many air purifiers do you have? I have five?

Speaker 12 (05:23):
Five?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I have Psycher humidifiers.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
Do you bring one into the studio?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I probably could?

Speaker 9 (05:29):
And so much static electricity.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
The most stand The most trusted brand of mattresses is Seally.
For fresh fruit, it's dull. People like Perier for sparkling water.
For hard Seltzer, white Claw. Most trusted vodka, it's a
tie between Tito's. I'm surprised to see it, smearnoff. Whoa
These people are bargain.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So over it?

Speaker 9 (05:55):
What's wrong with Tito?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
For discount grocery store, Aldi is the winner for grocery
stores with natural organic foods.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Of course, it's whole foods, all right. Home improvement store,
here we go, all right?

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Mine is Lows, not the depot.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Mine's home depot depot. I like home, look home depots
more for men. Yeah, they kind of try to, Like
when Lows tries to chick it up to me, will
check out.

Speaker 10 (06:21):
I had Home Depot closest to me, so I always
went there if I just needed something quick, but Lows
I would drive to.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I can't really put a finger on why. I don't know,
Like home Depost is a little bit more like kind
of gritty to.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Make still go to home more manly.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
If I had to still try to tell you, like
what the difference was. I feel like there's more like
almost a home decor thing to loads, more like fixture
to be a goddamn bolt, you.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Like that Home Depot is definitely more dumpy, but I
don't have anything against it. I still go there, Greg.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
What's your go to for insect control?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Raid?

Speaker 13 (06:56):
Raid?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Another brand for reward.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Words credit card provider Capital One What's in your Wallet?
Which they're always good to us. They're always sponsoring like
iHeart the Music Festival and things like that. All right,
So those are some of the most trusted brands everybody.
For dolls, it's Barbie, by the way, obvious. You gotta
trust the dolls that you're buying, you.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Know, American girl.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
And when it comes to uh American girl, I did
see it. I did see a pretty funny uh meme
the other day. It said they just did introduced Where
was it?

Speaker 10 (07:28):
Uh, the the deaf American girl doll.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, one to being able to hear us this whole time?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Aren't they and blind?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
But I mean they do.

Speaker 10 (07:38):
All the American girl dolls have books and stuff about
their story that go along with them, a whole collection.
So if you bought the collection of the Deaf Doll
of the books, then you get the whole story of
the Deaf girl.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Wow. That's really neat.

Speaker 14 (07:53):
Show.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
And we are into another new hour, Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World. Monday morning, January the twenty seventh,
twenty twenty five. Woodie, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Menace, Ga grad Sea Bench. We've got Sammy.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us some of the text over to two
to nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yeah all right, Well, uh.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Since I'm already here, I'll start my weekend cheer goes
to the fact that I had I think probably the
best single night's sleep of my life. Ocky. Now you
know I have no problem sleeping on the weekends, but
Friday into Saturday, so you know, I have that ORR
ring that monitors all your safe and everything.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Total time in bed.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Now, I went to bed a little bit early because
even though it was lame, and it was probably like
nine o'clock on Friday night, I was in bed. I
was I'm like, dude, if this is lame, I don't
want to be cool.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yep, okay, And so I just.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Had like the TV on, you know, background kind of stuff.
So total time in bed thirteen hours and thirty eight minutes.
Oh and then it measures how much actual sleep I got, right,
eleven hours and seventeen.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Minutes, shy dude.

Speaker 15 (09:19):
And it was.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It was the most deep, RESTful sleep.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I know.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like to the bathroom or something. Yeah.
And I didn't wake up once to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
you know, so crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
He didn't hear my wife, didn't hear my wife get
in the bed, did not hear my wife the next morning,
get it.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Out of bed? Oh my god, it was perfect.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, it was perfect. My years goes to this. I
saw this story. So there's this guy. He was on
a cruise and you know, if you've ever been on
a cruise that you have like the automatic doors, like
when you're going from the inside to the outside, because
the wind can get pretty crazy trying to pull a
door open. Yeah, right, So anyway, so they have like

(10:01):
these automatic doors. So it's a double set of automatic doors.
And you see it because it's on surveillance video where
this guy's walking through and it's open, but it starts
to close, you know, like you know, because the person
in front of him had already passed and trigger. Yeah,
and then and and he was he was just still
walking up to it before it like recognized him. So

(10:22):
it starts to close and hits him on the side
of the head. Now, these things don't, yeah, smash a
big vault.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
But you're listen. Listen to this news story.

Speaker 15 (10:30):
Flighting door hits sixty one year old James Housman in
the head. Housman's lawyer says he suffered a minor brain injury,
causing seizure and memory loss.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (10:40):
The cruise line haul in America denying the company was
at fault and says they are committed to the safety
and security of our guest.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Twenty one point five million railli dollars. Wow, that is
a monster settlement. Twenty one point five million dollars. Figure
that price.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You can take your finger for that.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Think about think about how many times Medice has fallen
right in his head cracked it open hotels? Yeah, because
he said the floor is too slippery. Yeah, why would
you put this kind of floor in a place where
they're supposed to be you know.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Moisture water.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Why would you put a floor here?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
No, why would you put that type of floor where
it's ult yea ultra slippery with even the slightest bit
of water on there?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Damn Yeah, twenty one get out of here. Millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Those stupid slammed on him and shattered. No, he didn't
hit the ground.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
He's just like, oh, he's just kind of like of it.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
The more embarrassed than anything, exactly, clearly twenty one million dollars.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
There was this one stupid I was at a Vegas
hotel and I jumped on the bed and fell off
and then hit my head on the dress.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
There. That that happens, menace weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
Well, this weekend, you know, I decided to like reach
out to a lot of friends and you know, just
see how they're doing. And uh, I talked to what
of our old friends, julianne old coworker as well, and
she just shared with me a recent story that she
had that, uh, her dog ate her neighbor's cat. Yeah
wait what Yeah, dog ate her neighbor's cat, and she

(12:12):
she didn't know which neighbor it was, so she was
kind of trying to figure it out. And eventually she
does and she goes, you know, I gotta go tell
this neighbor that, you know, the dog ate our cat
a kind of dog, I don't know, some some larger dog.
And so she goes over there and tells the lady, Hey,
by the way, my dog ate your cat. And then

(12:34):
the lady apparently starts to start right out and she says.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
That was my son's cat.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
He's blind and deaf. You won't hear about it, won't.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Ladies?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Like her husband's not doing well whatever, and like it's
kind of like going.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Off on her about it to take better care of
the cat. I think she just needed event.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
And then so I was like and then she's like, yeah,
the lady got all mad at me. I go, yeah, Julian,
what do you expect it's gonna happen. And then I
started telling him like, I mean, you didn't have to
tell the whole truth because Julianne also shared a store
with me like three weeks before that coyote ate her cat, Okay,
so you could at least told the lady like a coyote.

(13:21):
But I mean, like, you know, more props to her
for like being honest and going there and telling the
neighbor what happened instead of just burying the cat like
I would have stud But.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I know Cheers caught up with some friends Jeers that
he's disappointed and Juliane for not lying and giving the
neighbor the honest truth about what happened to the cat. Yeah,
I have a thousand more.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Questions about the story.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty good, but no, actually,
my jeers though, So I went to the movies and
I saw this great movie. It's called One of Them Days.
It's basically like the Female Friday that's out. I really
enjoyed it. But my jeers is, I'm going there to
see a comedy movie, but I have to sit through
fifteen minutes of like horror film trailers and it's all

(14:14):
like torture and murder, And I'm like, can we like
change up the trailers if you're gonna go see a comedy?
And then I'm with, great, they're not even scary anymore,
you know, they're so predictable. Yeah, I mean to jump
scare stuff like doesn't even get you anymore.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
They always pair those comedy and horror when you're seeing trailers.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yeah, every time you see a comedy, it's like like
if we bring the kid, like, uh, should we be seeing.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
This trailer right now?

Speaker 7 (14:38):
Yeah, it's just like blood and Gold, like it must
be such a crossover audience.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
For fifteen minutes street because I thought there was a
whole thing about this trailer has been approved for this
audio in other words, like you're seeing this movie, so
this trailer has been approved to show this audience. And
I thought, for the most part, like I usually see
stuff that's kind of similar.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Yeah, that's what I would, But it happens every single time.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, he's right, and I must be your algorithm.

Speaker 9 (15:01):
And I'm not against those movies, but I just like,
can we just like I don't know, maybe Muwana seven
or something like trailer I don't understand I think.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
The problem is there's no comedies, or there are very
few comedies, so you don't have enough supply.

Speaker 13 (15:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
I mean there was one action movie trailer for what
is it, the new uh Captain America, but that was it.
The rest is just like Murder, Murder, Torture, Blood the
name of those No, because they were they were all
so similar. They didn't seem like the same movies.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
All right, great gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm gonna give cheers to the Buffalo Bills for at
least keeping it interesting.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I love the game. Go up for it on fourth
multiple times, go for two points.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
All the teams do that. It seems like all the
teams that make the playoffs. Every one of those teams
goes forward fourth and fourth and whatever short and short
they're going for it.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It made the game really interesting. It was a nail bier.
But so cheers to the Bills. I appreciated them a lot.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
Do you think they should have won for the tie breaker,
I mean, for the tie for the kick or was
there just too far away.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Talk at last play?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, I don't think they were too far.

Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, they should have went for the kick and just
tied it up instead of the win. You know, you
can't get that against the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, perhaps Gina was Uh, Gina was texting me even
though she's from Kansas City originally, and she was excited
for the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
She all of a sudden felt, should I just read
the text? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:28):
She she sends me this text because she was texting
me the case, what do you think the chances are
they're actually winning this game? I was like, well, I
wouldn't bet against them, you know, in a tight game.
And she goes, well, maybe because i'm and this is
after the game, maybe because I'm five seconds from my period.
I'm sorry, my peer, your period. But I feel really
bad for the Bills. They're so sad.

Speaker 7 (16:48):
Yeah, they were like them and like they were kind
of teary eyed, and it was it was heartbreak.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
They're paid well to lose, Yeah, they're they're really paid. Well,
they're gonna be okay.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
No one tells Gina about nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
They blew it in the Super Bowl. Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
I felt that they just kept panting to their sad
little faces, and I felt so bad for them.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Lood he didn't she didn't touch you back a nice chick.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Take, well, she has a chick and she's like five
minutes from her Peerah.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Cheers to the bills from making it interesting. I really
have no geers, which is a great thing. My only
jeer is that my bowtox guy got sick, so I
had to postpone. Why does everything happened to me?

Speaker 9 (17:31):
Don't you hate when that happens?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I know, so now the effects of it are delayed
as well.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'll be honest. I had that thought about Greg getting
his bowtox on Friday. Yeah, and then I was gonna
make a point this morning Ago, Greg, you look great.
I'm glad I didn't. I wouldn't have noticed, and you
would be such a liar, I'm saying, but I wouldn't
have noticed. I was trying to be a nice friend.
And you know, just like when a girl.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Gets her hair cut and nothing happened, and you're like, no,
so different talking about Its radically different.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Don't you see the subtle highlights?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Grad weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
I took the husband and the kid to see Wicked.
They loved it. It was a good balance between The
kid had three basketball games this weekend. Of course we're
watching a bunch of football, so it's a nice you know,
asmidgeon of culture in an otherwise sports field weekend culture.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
That's such a high you know, see about.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
I'm glad you said that because I come from, like,
you know, a theatre background, and to me, it's like
bubble gum.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Do I care?

Speaker 7 (18:30):
But if that's their sort of like foray into musicals, God.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Love them exactly. What the hell that's way today?

Speaker 9 (18:39):
You see that The internet now says they're trying to
say that's a cult.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, for sure, because if.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
You go to any city in America, you see billboards
for it. Because the advertised a year and a half out.
I guess it's just constantly tours and it's just Chinese dancers.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, propaganda.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Everybody who's ever gone besides what he's Christians, the only
person I know. Yeah, but I see it everywhere, commercials
on TV.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Well, and my jeers, like Greg, I don't really have
any again, My only jeers would be for the sad
little bills because I really did feel bad. But in
Greg fashioned you your bo guy, didn't how much I
feel really bad about I love fingernails and I look
like I have two half fingers and I.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Have to get those fixed today.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
So those weren't off.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Those weren't like your nails. Please, I don't I do.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
I do gel X and two came off, and I
look nuts.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
The way to get that?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Your life is rough? Oh god, there'd be horrible.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
What about UC bass weekend cheers and jeers. You guys
won't believe this, but cheers to the d m V.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What Yes, this is awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
We get these lists from by the time, like they
published the list of license plates that they rejected custom
Vanity license plate sexually.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well I submitted mine from my cyber truck and it
just came in the mail, and I was worried because
it's a little risque, and I thought they might not
get it.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
They might not give it to me. I might be
rejected scandal for cybercock.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
But no.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Check out my new lesson Broyer cyber Yeah. Yeah, so
it's s Y b R s X S Yeah, like
cyber is, but or you can do I I can

(20:30):
consider that greg because you just need SX, but sexx
still works.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I'll just say, like, cyber sucks because because cyberr, because
you pronounce letter X. Sucks. Right, Oh no, you don't, dummy.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
People say X sucks well that you like if you
if you just changed it completely pronouncefferent.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Like cyber sucks to be ready. He was ready for
that one, almost like cyber was a hacklaying a tempany
was coming shout it down easily.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
But isn't it kind of like that? Cybersex is the
kind of sex you'd be having.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, but you're only cyber tr cyber truck. Only cybersex
is available to you when you're in this truck. It
feels like you're having.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
In front of your computer.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
So high five, bro, and thank you d m B
for not well cyber super cyber sexist. What is its name?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, I am sexist against folks. You don't like cyber trucks,
You're okay. And in the weekend, Jeers gears to the
rabies vaccine. Uh oh, so I'm thinking about going menace
to Thailand. Oh sweetie, but what do they have a Thailand?
Lots of things that bite you, like monkeys and dogs. Yeah,
the rec Yeah, hookries exactly. They recommend getting a rabyes vaccine,
which I've wanted for a long time because gotta get

(21:35):
all the vaccines I've got. I've got the mpox vaccine.
I've got shingle not shingles yet. I thought you got
the shingles one. They won't give it to you to
your fifties. That's like twelve HPVV. I've got heptitus a MB.
I'd be getting dumb vaccines. So I got the rabies
vaccine for travel, uh one dose out of two, by

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the way, five hundred and ninety five dollars, Oh my god,
and which I'm like, that can't be the market price
because vets and vet texts and the control officers get
this all the time.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
And also it's not like it's new exactly the market
like usually after something's been on the market for a while,
that probably come down.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Get the get the generic.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I think it's probably it's probably our garbage insurance. They said,
you know, now you're not covered, blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Of course we not.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
How is that?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
That can't be right?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
And also don't they hurt exceptionally?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
That was the old stomach shot.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Oh that does that?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You don't need that? Yeah, that's gone, okay, get by raccoon.
Now you're fine. A little pinch.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
My follow up question is lose you to Thailand because
so many people are moving there and they're living in
like luxury apartment buildings for seven hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah, there's all kinds of like travel influence, bloggers and
whatever who go over there. Like in Thailand, I get
a four acre, can't comp a private Yeah yeah Thailand.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yes, But I'm also men to be happy for this.
I'm going to Singapore and Thailand.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
Oh rap, I'm jealous of Singapore. Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (22:56):
My cheers is to my uncle Tom. He passway. We
had a celebration of life on Saturday, which yeah, which
it was. I mean, it was great seeing everybody. But
I learned so much about him from when he was
a kid that I didn't realize because I mean they
had speeches that went on for two and a half hours.
Well they were such good speeches.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
That there's no good speech that's two and a half No.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
No, it was a bunch of different people. They just continuously.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Forgetting one guy.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Show.

Speaker 10 (23:26):
But I ended up finding out he had polio when
he was a kid. He was in a wheelchair for
like four years, and then his dad found the best doctors.
Ends up he beats polio.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
You know, he's hold On.

Speaker 16 (23:39):
Oh yeah, born in nineteen thirty three. He beats polio.
He's ten years old.

Speaker 10 (23:50):
He still couldn't read when he was ten years old
because it was so difficult for him to learn to read.
His brothers were all making fun of him, calling him
stupid whatever that. He finally ends up learning to read,
and then he graduated from Yale. Oh my god, I
couldn't even read. Yeah, anyone can do anything, you guys.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
This is an inspirational story.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
I've been to Harvard. I mean I visited, but I've
been there.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
Which, of course, it turns out he was dyslexic.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
But back then.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
They didn't know what dislikes you.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
You're just dumb.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I passed away at one hundred and something. How old
was he He was ninety one, ninety one. Okay, Yeah,
I've been to Berkeley. H'm saying there's a lot of
dumb people in Berkeley.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
That's the majority I went to, you know, yeah schools.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Okay, and my jeers is to headache hangovers. I drink
so much on Saturday. Probably if I were to guess
three bottles of champagne.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
To myself, Oh my good, god, yeah, well done.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
It was a marathon we started drinking, I mean because
it started at noon and then we went till midnight
and it was an all day thing. And I've never
really had a headache hang over before. I don't usually
get headaches. More recently I have.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
But oh my god, I'll get you like all day
yesterday it was the worst. She drinks very light beers,
so it's not like she's pound of whiskey.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Right, champagne there.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
But she said it was her first time, Like, it's
not like she's never yeah right, So.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
You've never had a hangover with a headache. It's a
hangover like nauseous.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah, I've been over before.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I get that, just aache, not with a headache.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
I got that way wine. That's why I never did
wine ever.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Again.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
They say that's the not the Tanning's, but something else
in wine can't.

Speaker 14 (25:35):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Did you botch soul fights face?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, she wasn't a headache. Greg says he's never gotten
a headache, not really, maybe two in my life.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I never really said either.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, because you're doing it for so long, that's that's prolonged.
Because most hangovers is dehydration is the most of it,
and when you're doing it for that long, you're probably pedal.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Anybody even keep it constant.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
It's even a non hangover situation. I don't get heggs.
That's the one thing God gave body. That's good.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Well, there's your cheers and jeers you guys. Hope every
had a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
The other thing about Sea Bass, and we're gonna get
to this after the break. Sea Bass is moving. We've
heard about that, yep. I want to hear the latest
on the couch. Remember he was talking about like maybe
song song the couch in half because he can get
it out of his current building, but not into the
new building elevators.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I believe we're too small, you know.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
To see where you're at with that. And also he's
trying to get rid of some of the stuff that
he owns. You know, when people move, they get rid
of stuff, they right.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, And so this.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Week Sea Bass is offering up an auction of the
day for some of his different things, his possessions for charity. Yeah,
so we'll see what he's auctioning off today that.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
You can bid on.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
That's next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
A bit.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Fun fact that a little conversation where we got the
clips talking about the penis you wish. Yeah, if it
was that big and someone called it disgusting, I'd be
okay with it.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, it's just so yeah. Well, a couple up dates
with Sea Bats. Number one.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
He's moving, just saying he's staying in the same area,
just moving to a different apartment building because he well, yeah,
he started ignoring.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
All of his complaints.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
They're like, all right, enough of this guy, and maybe
he'll move if we ignore it.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Here's that thing.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
It actually affected me on the move out because the
way our complex is set up is I could go
just down on my building and go right out to
the street and and load the truck there. But one
of the damn doors doesn't open and hasn't opened for
six months.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
It's like the elevator in the Big Bang Theory building, right,
and so it's broken the whole time.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
People know that reference.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
So it Yeah the point as I submit this, they say, oh,
it's done, and then it's not, and then I email
they say, well, you know, we have a lot of priorities. No,
this is so the door is getting in and out
is a fire exit Americans disability X exit thing, you.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Know, the site to get rid of him. Oh yeah,
but look it's it's mutual. He's happy to be moving
on to something else. But he had this couch that
he was able to get into the building because I
guess maybe the door worked at that point. He got
it up the elevator. But the new building he's moving to,
he said that the elevator wasn't big enough to accommodate
the nine foot length of the couch. So he was
considering cutting the couch. Like you went online, saw some different.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
You can if you stripped stiff upholstery part of the frame,
peeled some of the upholstery off. Yeah, I appealed like
that little black felty stuff underneath just a cat's hide, right,
So I could see what I was dealing with. It's like,
oh yeah, if I cut these three beams right here
and then go to go to the hardware.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Store, I guess some joiners and where you're at with that.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
So I actually went back to and I found that
the elevators in my new place, actually I have quite
a large ceiling on the inside, and because the door
is right at seven foot my couch is like having
three so you could actually hook it underneath and go
up into the elevator. Was the first time when you
looked at the lie I went to a different building.
I think perhaps they had different elevators, is what I'm

(29:08):
the theory I'm going with. Yeah, right, and so yes,
and I hired movers, which, by the way, wasn't worth it,
and then and they were worth it for the hundreds
of dollars I paid.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
I could have I could have handled this stuff myself.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
One hundred how much total cost and tip was like
six hundred fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Oh, but you didn't have to carry it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm strong. I can do that.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I know.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
But man, I tell you that's one of those things.
Never sleeping on a couch. Yeah, for more than like
a nap of sleep on a couch, Yeah, for more
than like a nap. Like I'm saying, if I'm going
somewhere like a let's say I go to town.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Oh, you could say it with me.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
I'm not staying on your couch, not doing that. No
fold out like I'll I'll be happy to pay for
a room.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
The other thing is never moving again, Well, might move,
I'm never moving stuff myself again, See I.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Support it for you because you've got a family and
probably large furniture and all that crap. Everything I have
I can be put on wheel, is on wheels, or
can be put on wheels. I'm still in fact, I
was thinking like because I have, you know, dollies and stuff.
I and it was only a mile and a half
from my old place by new place. Early on Sunday,
I'll be going around, make like a fun little workout the.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Couch days, the couches in Okay, Now you have some
stuff that you want to get rid of, and so
Sea Beast is set up. But where I have an
auction a day every day? This week he's got a
new auction. And where are these auctions being housed?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It is on e Bay.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
But what I'm gonna do is I'm going to send
minutes all the links so manage to be able to
put it out on on the Woody Show social media.
So okay, it's titled The Woody Show, but who knows
if you could find out on eBay, But they will
have the direct links on all of the Woody Shows
social case. So if you'd like to bid on one
of these, Now where does the money go, it go.
All the pro net proceeds go to wildfire relief. So
I'm not making any money off of this. You will

(30:51):
be paying shipping if you do win or local pickup.
But it's because some of these are quite large. The
starting bid is literally a dollar alright. Alright, so for
this first item, which retailed me over five hundred dollars, again,
I'm giving this away for free, for free.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's something that was not making money.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It's something that I've been uh championing, what he's been championing.
We've been trying to get the rest of the show
to get into this.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Okay, Oh, I think I know what this might be.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Toilet Sea.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Toilet Sea is in my face.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
By the way, by the way, that's it. And that's
a good Now, that's a good one too. That's the Toto.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
This is total washland because there are not there are
a lot of knockoffs. That's a good one which worked well.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
He's not a fan.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
This is like the high end Toto high end in fact,
when you land and in Japan, Toto has its own
like specials.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Battle is the goat of these men.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Is wear like a hood? Yeah, like yeah, look at
loo a collar just as gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just doesn't want it.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
I just I'll wear it like a collar. Why are
you taking that with you? Well, I'll tell you why
so I you're closer to hand, I do want to
tea over there? All right, watch out he's got I
didn't unplug it or anything.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
I'm just not a fan of the attachments. I rather have,
I know, wearing it.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Pull up the bottom of the top.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, you gotta pull up the top and then anyway,
you got the camera. It has a hard time go
his head. And that's why I'm getting rid of it.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I gotta sit down, so I got headphones on.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, like.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
A demon poop.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I really want to.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
I really want to display it to get like the
most bids. It's for wildfire relief and also what you
know what you are?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
You're with? The kids would love you are.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
A skippity toilet?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah, like cool you are? You're you look terrified?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, I know when you sit on a toilet you
don't really like lean back. But if you were to
lean back, it seems like the outline of that would
not be comfortable.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Lot of it folds forward. Mind, it's got a soft
clothes thing. So why am I getting rid of this?
I do have the remote, Okay, I plugged in obviously,
but yeah, this comes with all the original hardware I got.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
The instruction manual does have an odd smell. It's lightly
used because obviously I poop in the shower, so.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Right, all the skanks that have sat on this, yeah,
so but no washing their box out after the sex
with seedmas because it.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Does have a front and a rear option. So the
reason is notice Woody, that is the shorter rounded toilet seat,
not the law. Yes, yes, and that's why I'm upgrading.
So I'm not one upgrading, I'm changing sizes.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
It's a it's heated, right, it's seat number one and
then also has a different variations so it has an
oscillating or back and forth up and down your butt hole.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It has like another one that's more like a sprit.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It has a direct spray which also you can adjust
the intensity of the water stream. You can set user profiles.
Yet us there's two user profiles that you could set.
You can adjust the temperature of the water, the pressure,
the pressure, there's a there's there's a vadge setting. So
Ladies said I'll go up and then you know your
vadge and then tryer deutorizer, oh premiss.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
And then do you program it so it knows where
your b hole is?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Like like, that's because there's you'll notice the front and
front and back adjustment. Two man controls are front and
back and then pressure and pulse it.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
You know.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Giant remote is much smaller. That's a different remote than
what I have when I have the same exact toilet too.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
The brand is the model, I should say, is C
two hundred gains. This is this shorter version the clip
on too, right, Yeah, it's not the full the full bowl.
That's why it's the washlet. The wash so it'll attach
to any standard toilet. Yeah, I put it on, no
problem with ease, No problem.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
You just have to have like a power outlet somewhere
close to the to the toilet, which I think, and
it also connects to obviously the water you know, but
it has like one of those valves or whatever they
call you hand tighten. It's super easy to turn off
your water before installing.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
So yeah, bids started to one dollar and menace. Where
are people going?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Do we have?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
But can we put like a link directly on our
Instagram like, uh, yeah, I'm trying to You can do
that too, right, Yeah, we'll do on the story, but
I won't stay there. I'm trying to forgure out all.
We'll put a place actually at the Woody Show dot com.
There'll be a little button right there you'll.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
See, okay, but we can also post it on the
It will be.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
On our Instagram story. But if you don't see it
on our Instagram story anymore, when you hear this, go
to the Woody Show dot com.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
You'll see something for hours. Have we have a new
one tomorrow. It's a perfect amount of time. He's trying
to sink this thing off my head so it doesn't
hit my lips.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah right, Greg, steam clean to that because I have
got a little hand steamer. Oh, steam clean toilet.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
What is the thickness of the stream of water? Is
it like a hoe?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
It's always very thin?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (35:42):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yes? It's nice, just right to go right up your ass,
you breathe out. You can do like it could be
like an animacy.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So the first time you use it to like, for
lack of a better word, does it hurt. It is
surprising unless you have like a raging Royer.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Glorious.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
It'll be the same kind of feeling you get after
you get that first straight razor hot lather shave again.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
It is life changing, those things I still understand when
we first upgrade to a king sized bet Ya.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
America hasn't embraced it though everywhere else We're slowly getting there.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah, but yeah, so is it posted?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
H not yet?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Because Sea Baskega sent me the link.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I thought this before the show. Okay, yeah, all right,
well here we go. We'll get back on.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Show, all right, the uh big trending these headlines of course,
AFC NFC championship games yesterday, that's right.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
And now we know that Super Bowl fifty nine is
happening Sunday, February ninth at New Orleans. It's going to
be a rematch of Super Bowl fifty seven between the
Eagles and the Chiefs. The Eagles destroyed the Washington Commanders
and the NFC Championship game yesterday fifty five, twenty three.
Then in the AFC Championship Josh Allen and the Bills
still couldn't get past Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yep, it was them. Maintain their maintain their reputation of chokers.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
It was the fourth time in the last five years
that the Chiefs have ended the bill season in the playoffs,
the Pro Bowl game. Those aren't happening. I'm sorry. They
are happening this weekend. I don't want to They're They're
got canceled.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
They're happening. They're happening.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Following weekend. It'll be the big game. So will you
be watching? Because lots of people on social media say
they're not going to watch because they're either sick of
seeing the Chiefs win or nobody really cares about the Eagles.

Speaker 8 (37:32):
Outside of Philly.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
People watch. They say that.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, people say they'll they'll watch this because it's a
thing their their gatherings. They're get togethers.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Excited about it.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
But enthusiasm is down for sure. I've watched plenty of
Super Bowls. I didn't care about either team.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Do you be honest? This is a time for honesty.
Do you ever toggle between the Super Bowl and the
Puppy Bowl?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Never? It's so cool, I forget the Puppy Bowl exists.

Speaker 7 (37:57):
They did a water Bowl cam underneath.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I love it so neat.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
After the Philadelphia Eagles victory in the NFC Championship Games,
celebrations got.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Overshadowed by a really bad accident.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
A car drove into a crowd of fans in the
Spring Garden area, hurting three people. The luckily not critically
happening around nine to thirty pm near Center City. That's
where the Liberty Bill is, by the way, and officials
don't think it was intentional. Cops detained one person that
wasn't intentional.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I saw the video of it. There's pretty intention that's
the thing.

Speaker 15 (38:28):
Though.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
They're saying like, eh, looks accidental.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
How I'll tell you how because I I witnessed it
myself in a Walmart parking lot over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Old dumb people just drive.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, yeah, a guy hit a tree and then oh
he's the accelerator got stuck.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Now it didn't Was this a dumb old person?

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Well that's the thing there. There's no information at this
moment of the uh. They they haven't profiled the guy publicly.
But remember like in Santa Monica, California, some old guy
plowed into a farmer's market because he got confused.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
So yeah, this was heavy traffic, tons of pedestrians. I
don't see how Like I guess.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
The headline is they're not claiming terrorism at this point.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Got it. So that's I just figured like more like
you know, hot head Philly guynoids. So much traffic this
uh huh, just god forbid, we have self traffing car. Yeah,
well we'll get and we do truck.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
And it is true, like I found for sure that
outside of Philadelphia, nobody cares about the Eagles at all.
People really cared about the Chiefs for a while. Now
they become the Yankees of the mid to late nineties.
So you have these two teams together, I think the
interest in the game itself, I think is gonna be
pretty low.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
It was a weird thing this past year though, that
a lot of influencers. I don't know if the Eagles
were paying for them to go to these games, but
they started going. We get Bradley Cooper, you always got
Kevin Hard He's always there. Yeah, but like even like
people from New York that are like heavily like influencer,
New York people started going to Barley and then I
don't know, and then also people from Boston.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
But also New York team sucks this year.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
So yeah, true, All right, Well that's what's going on?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
A thank you, Gina Grad.

Speaker 14 (40:03):
Hello to The Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Goory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, the Woody.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Show and we're into another new hour in sensitivity Training
for a politically correct world. Monday morning, January the twenty seventh,
Woodie Greg Great menace.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Hi, Gina Grad is here. We got Sammy Marty. There
is Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
The link to Sea Bass's butt washing toilet seed is
Auction of the Day because he's moving the movie day
auction to day. First item, all the money, all the
proceeds going to the wildlife or wildlife the wildfire victims.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
And yeah, you can find it on our Instagram story
and the.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Auctions up for twenty four hours and then we'll announce
another item tomorrow and then all the way through frost.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
So they should probably just following our socials all week long.
They should because then they will get updated.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
When should they go live?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, and if you're not following us like on Instagram yet,
make sure you're doing that at the WOODI show.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Give us a follow there, wouldn't you? All right?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
So where's uh bring up Morgan here? So Morgan, are
you ready to wait narrow this down? She's trying to
get money together for a nose job. A. Yeah, and
so some of the stuff that we've talked about already.
And then so I'll list everything and then we'll kind
of gather our the the most popular among the people
here on the show, and then we'll put it to

(41:34):
a listener vote. Of course, after Morgan vetos one of
the things, just one, she can only you know one?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah, have you been here for of these yet?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Uh, I'm excited this first one? All right?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
So the Lego call walk. So we've talked about that
a couple different ways. Lego's on the floor, she's blindfolded,
ores to walk a certain distance for a certain amount
of money, or we have money on the ground that
she has to like with her blindfold on, move around
you know these like Lego land mines nice and try

(42:09):
to collect the money that way.

Speaker 12 (42:11):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Menace cuts Morgan's hair. Yes, Menace is given a couple
different haircuts of the show. Yes, I'll lease you up.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Don't worry.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
No female haircuts though, right whatever hair.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Whatever hairs hair, no rhyme or reason his haircuts lies truth.
Uh Morgan pooping in the diaper like an adult diaper.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
Hot honestly, but like that would take time. I don't
know if I can, right.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Chili, Uh have a UFC fighter put her in a
rear naked choke until she passes out.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
That would be the worst. Everyone, please don't vote for
that like that.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
She does like that, That's why she's telling everybody not
to vote fell for it. But it's also painless. Anyone anyways,
trained BJJ knows that. Bro literally just go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Let's see what were some of the other ones, Like,
did you have any any other favorite? I forget the
other ones that we liked.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
The ice Bucket, trivia, polar plun and that. Well, I
know we liked having.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Cabo come on the show.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Oh yeah, but I thought we talked about doing that
maybe around Valentine's Day for like a for like a
newly wet for like a newly web game.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Let's keep that one.

Speaker 7 (43:26):
Does anyone want to shoot Morgan with a paintball?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (43:30):
I do want that kind of I've been curious what
that feels like.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I do have my eye am moving my paintball gun
right now.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
We've got a lot of people that were suggesting that
we put her in a pair of remote controlled vibrating panties.
Although I don't want the smoke from that one, right.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
And don't do it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (43:45):
And also that's who wouldn't like that?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah, it's something who would like that?

Speaker 10 (43:50):
That would mean that one of her co workers is
control No.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
I get it, but I mean that's also not.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
A bad thing.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
I'm hr in the room here, but yeah, see for
me personally, something I don't want any part of. Well, yeah,
he was like, okay, well, hey Morgan has to give
a blowy to some dude in the room.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I worked with a guy who got fired because he
was giving away at a bar appearance. He was giving
away three eleven tickets and a girl did just that
in the bathroom and he gave him to her and
he lost his job. As Michael Chase says, it was
the nineties man, not the one up.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
But we did that in the studio and change out
the girl for somebody else. Oh, and that did not
go over.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Well okay, well I was gonnay because we we used
to do like a Lady's Night appearance and like a
you know, go at some bars it's Ladies Night. It
was two dudes hosting the show, Me and this guy
Riz and well Rizzuto Riz means something different.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Now, how pissed is he that his name got?

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I know, I know anyway, so, uh, all these tricks
have come out and was sponsored by one of our advertisers,
which is like a sex toy place like Priscilla's. It
was like this duvies and toys and stuff, and so
they come out with like a U haul full of
like dildo's and all kinds of stuff, and so uh yeah,
one couple who was there, but it was the husband
that was controlling the wife's vibrating panties, and so we

(45:11):
would have her on the air as we were doing
like callbacks from the from the place.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
It was pretty funny. I'm just saying, I'm not gonna
be yeah, I really love yeah anyway, So all right,
so those those I think we keep it at that.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, and that's anybody's got somebody else they want to
throw out their consideration.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Challenge because you have seen the remnants of that.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
That's a good one. The Cinnamon challenge, and then somebody
suggested doing something that when Randy used to do this,
ri I p he could not do it.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yes, yes, yes, I don't want to be there because
that has these chunks of skin that he like literally
cuts off the bottom of his foot.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
And then he soaked his feet, put the shavings in
the absolutely reaked. And that was one challenge that Randy
could not out.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Okay, so that reminds me, guys, I have a lot
of blisters on my feet right now because I was
wearing heels all weekend.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
I don't know if we want to rip them off
and use them for something.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh my, but I have right now.

Speaker 9 (46:15):
She does her own feet.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well, you're at it too.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
Somehow that's less gross.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Uh poop.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
The diaper MENACE's foot skin ramen, which Randy was not
able to do. A good point, Greg, Yeah, you be
better than Randy. Cinnamon challenge, which you know that's been
around for years, but like still it's tough. Menace almost
died doing that. The Lego coal walk Menace cuts Morgan's hair. Yes,

(46:44):
UFC fighter puts her in a rear naked choke until
she passes out. Please don't vote for that, Okay, So, well,
we're gonna go around the room, will narrow it down.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
We come back.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
We'll have the three, the three that got the most
votes around here in the room. Well that Morgan Vito
one of them, and then we'll open up to your votes,
and then whichever one wins is what she's gonna be
doing for the money. Of course, she has to do
the challenge in order for her to be able to
spin the wheel.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Well, the vote.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Sorry, and you guys, we uh brought up all the
different things that have been suggested that were on the table.
Everybody seemed to have somewhat of an interest in for
Morgan's dare for dollars challenge trying to get more money
for her impending nose job. And these were the top
vote getters around the room. Now we're gonna have the
top three and then Morgan, you get to veto one

(47:35):
of them, only one, and then the listeners will vote
between the remaining two and then that will be the
official challenge. You are free to accept or decline the challenge,
but it's up to one thousand dollars on the table
toward that nose job.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
What's the lowest amount it can get again, like you pay?

Speaker 5 (47:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
We don't have that wheel in here at the moment.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
The wheel. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Anyway, So the top three vote getters. The first is
eat MENACE's foot Rawmen.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
And it's serendipitous because I actually haven't had any toaskin
and like, I don't know since we've done it the
last time, but last night I was thinking of chopping
something off.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
So this is good. Yeah, so you do have a spot.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
You have a spot.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
You know what it looks like because you weren't here
when Randy attempted to do it. Yeah, because this is
the It was brought up because this is the one
that Randy couldn't get through. He did all the other ones, yeah,
and he couldn't get through this one. So you would
have a chance to succeed where all others have failed,
being one person one other has failed that challenge.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Okay, And Menace knows the word serendipity. I know that
was because of the John Cuseck movie Serendipity.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, but he also knew what it meant and how
to use it.

Speaker 17 (48:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
I never seen that movie.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Now, Gin know what it looks like is if they
took like a fresh shaved parmesan. Yes, but not the
little thin ones, like the little block ones, like the
little square thin but square.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
How much shavings do you get from your feet? Menis?
Is it a lot?

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (49:13):
I don't believe I can produce a large amount, but I.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Could contribute from my petty egg.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Don't worry about it anyway.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
But the warm water, it's like a foot bath or
menaces feet. And then we put the robin in there
to soften it up. And yeah, yeah, that's how Randy
did it on the Yes, that's that's number. What was
the biggest vote getter? The second biggest vote getter was
pooping a diaper? Yes, And the third biggest vote getter

(49:43):
was the Lego coal walk. Good, okay, all right, so
you get to vito one of those the foot ramen,
pooing a diaper or the Lego coal walk quick question?

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Yes, why do y'all want me to poop in a diaper?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I don't entertain.

Speaker 9 (50:02):
I did not vote for that one.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Like, what's the it's the idea of it.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
When we did the adult diaper thing, the fact that
we were trying to pee a diaper hilarious, hilarious, But
you have.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
To stay in your own you can't do it in here, right, Okay,
So I would just wear the diaper all day, but.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
We'd have to we'd have to know that she produced
check me, and you'd have to alert us to when
it was happening so we could capture it.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I don't think that means she's an expert should do it.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Well, here's the thing is, how do how do you
do it as a as a when you have babies,
like you just do like a finger check down.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
The back smell you can smell, you can smell, smell check.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Usually you pull like the waiste out, the waistband out
from the from the back of Yeah, give it like
a little sam.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You got to make sure it's warm so we know
she didn't like fake it. To answer to answers original question,
why poop in a diaper? Because it's the stupidest one
is dumb.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's all dumb. Not be the first person to poop
in this studio. That would be me. Yeah, when he
got taste. Yeah, and by the way, you heard she
because you could smell it really. Oh yeah, all right,
So which one are.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
You going to veto Yeah, gosh, I think I'm gonna
this is tough. It's between the diaper and the foot
ramen of showers. Yeah, but because I know if I
veto the diaper, y'all are going to pick the foot
ramen and vice versa. I'm vetoing the diaper.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I want to see the other one. Yeah, okay, No,
it's not that people are gonna just automatically vote for
the foot.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
Well, I mean think about it, because Legos might have
better audio, said, because we we we've done that before.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
It could be one of those things like, oh, well
I've seen I've seen that before. I saw that four
years ago. Yeah, yeah, give me Legs.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Because that and you're right, like, is that one great audio?
That would make some pretty great audio.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Sure, let's put up for a vote, but I think
we know what's going.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
To happen now.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
By the way, Uh, which the the pooh and the
diaper or whichever one out of the two doesn't land
with the vote this time, is right back into consideration
for the next time we have.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
It just goes back on the list.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
That's fine, all right, So, uh, you're gonna want to
type either foot or Lego over to two two nine
eighty seven. Text either foot or Lego over to two
to ninety seven. Yeah, for the one that you think
that Morgan should do. For this next dare for dollars,

(52:31):
foot or Lego over to two to nine eight seven.
When we come back from the break, we'll have the
results of the vote.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And now back too.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
And the votes. We narrowed it down to two. For
what Morgan's gonna do.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Dare for dollars if it's between eat Menaces, foot ramen
enjoy MENACE's foot Ramen, which Randy was not able to accomplish.
What's doubt the Lego coal walk. And so you're texting
either foot or Lego over to two two nine eight seven.

(53:09):
I'm gonna give you a couple more minutes here to
get your votes in. And while those are coming in,
Gina grab some of the other trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Yeah, well, let's talk about it because today is the
first day of tech season. So as of today, the
IRS is accepting your twenty twenty four returns.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
I know there was like a rule like when you
could send it in.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yeah, it's officially official two days, so.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Maybe they started processing them today because I'm sure, Like
we got our what W two's a week ago or so,
so if you turned it around right away and you
sent it, maybe just sat there.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, nobody today today they started looking at this whole.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
That was the greatest scene in The Simpsons where Ned
Flanders is up late at night at night and he's
but he's submitting his tax returns like at midnight on
January first, and that was the whole joke that he's
such a rule following.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Instead of the last night. Yeah, I didn't realize there
was a thing.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Well, the majority of all US tax filers typically do
get a refund, which THERS usually issues around twenty one
days after accepting your return. But heads up, if you
were paid for goods and services you provided through payment
apps like Venmo, cash App, Airbnb, etc.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
All that stuff, you get to ignore it. Sure, but
also you will.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Be getting a ten ninety nine K reporting your transactions
if they went over five thousand dollars for the year.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yeah, because it used to be over twenty thousand or
something around there, and then they dramatically loaded, so it's
anything over five thousand now you're paying taxes.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Don't forget about that.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Also, if you're claiming an earned income tax credit. The
IRS cannot by law issue that credits refund before mid February,
so you will be waiting.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
A little longer now, Yeah, they said, like once you
file though, and they accept it, that's the thing. Not
for when you file from when you go online and
say it's been accepted, you should get your refund within
twenty one days of carnivals.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
It's been accepted. Does that mean free and clear? No,
never get audited.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
No, it just means it's been it's been received.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
There firming receipt and nothing more.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
So this story is fantastic. We hear all the time
about like you, someone did something dumb and then posted
online and got popped. Well, guess what this is on
a much bigger scale. Luis Manuel Picado Grihalba. He happens
to be a notorious drug lord. He was on the
run from the US DEA for months and now it
looks like they finally caught up with him thanks to
his wife's social media posts. Grihalba had spent twenty grand

(55:27):
on plane tickets for a European vacation for his family.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
So his wife, who was clearly unaware of the Consequences.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
Shared their luxurious trip online and posted picks from the
Eiffel Tower and all around Rome and everywhere. The DEA
used these updates to track the family's movements, even got
an international arrest warrant, and Grihoalba was eventually nabbed at
a London airport and arrested for his alleged alleged role
in cocaine traffick. Oh allegedly, thanks wife.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Well, how do you take a trip without showing it all?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I mean, did you even go? If nobody knows about it?
The haters cannot.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
There was a one I'm dombe in particular around here
when everybody's supposed to be working from home and uh
oh I couldn't come in. And they went on this
vacation like the Europe or something. They were posting all
the pictures on their Instagram and got busted. Written at home, Yeah,
no one's seen good Fellas.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, I thought totally. Ly Low would buy the cat
the cat, take.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
It back, take it back.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
And that's what's going on with all right?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Thank you, Gina? All right, Morgan, yes, are you ready
to find out? I guess so. The votes are in.
Are the results of foot.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Did we count the directly?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
We did?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Okay, all right, so we actually a text either foot
or Lego over to two two nine eighty seven eat
menaces foot Ramen or.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Lego coal walk and Morgan's there for dollars will be
the Lego cold walk. Really yeah, look at the I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I'm so surprised.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
But people without kids don't know how bad this hurts.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I think people so she cried so much, and people
are you know, it's a.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Woman, Sea Bass. I don't think that's it.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
I think people genuinely don't want to hear, you know,
they don't want to hear the vision.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Thing makes me one to puke just thinking about it.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
When did I cry Sebastian.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
One's lego because God forbid she has to try to
eat that atrocity?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It's because he's a girl. Randy got the votes, yeah,
but I forget what it was up against that it
doesn't y. Attitudes are different these days. The culture has shifted.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
We're not sure what the other what the other votes
were for. Remember Randy, Well, hey, if you want a
soft spot for Randy too.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
This is great news, guys.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Randy is say that.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Now, have you ever stepped on a lego?

Speaker 12 (57:51):
No?

Speaker 8 (57:52):
And also are we doing this soon because I got
those blisters on my feet.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Already tomorrow well tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Yeah, it's gonna hurt.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
It's gonna hurt either way. I'm just telling you, like,
but there there's a there's money involved. You can win
up to one thousand dollars for this challenge and that'll
be tomorrow here on the Winter Show.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Thank you very much everybody for your votes.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woodie shows next,
hang on.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Show right back.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
This is no mon.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
time today. I'm moody. That's Greg Goryhood Menace. Good morning
to you. Good morning, wood there's morning.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
We've got sea bass. You're out here, Sammy is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven the link as it will be for the entire
week for all the different items we have sea basses,
sea basses moving auction item of the day for charity. Yeah,
and uh, you know before closes out, make sure, you
check it out and you could bid on the Toto
washlet toilet seed. All the money from the auctions each

(59:07):
one twenty four hours. All the money from the auctions
will be going to the wildfire victims.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Very nice.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
So we have a link on our Instagram story also
on the woodieshow dot com. But I get that right, Yes, okay, cool.
Now Greg has an apology. He's a convert.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I'm a total convert hardcore.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
And this also has something to do with I know
something that Menace wanted to talk about. Oh really, Yeah,
unbeknownst to each other, they're both talking about.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
The same there no way.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
So the apology I owe is to Menace because you
brought up this particular TV show called Bailing Out Loud. Yes,
it's about a girl who has Tourette syndrome h and
she has a severe case of Touret syndrome. And you
kind of feel guilty about laughing at it, but her
whole family laughs at it, so that makes it okay.
And when you brought up that show, I said, and

(59:59):
I quote, God, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Who would watch that?

Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Well this guy watched it. Yeah, and this guy loves
it and I'm upset.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I love it so much that I watched Well,
there's only two episodes available on the service I have it,
which is NAX, So I watched episode one, then I
immediately watched episode two, and then when episode two ended,
I watched episode one again, and I a thousand times,
especially when she said because she's twenty one or twenty two,

(01:00:30):
I think yeah, I think twenty two. My favorite was
when she said, my ultimate goal is to move out
of my parents' house China. It's so funny. Yeah, her
family is inspiring, like they're cool, they're likable.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Okay, there's there are a lot of people that say
that she's faking. If you look at any of the
comments on any of the videos that you'll see on me,
they'll say she's faking, right, because all of her ticks,
you know, how do you get a tug? You have
Tourette's right, and you have a vocal tick? Yeah right,
how is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
All of them are like filthy, like naughty sexual love.

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Yeah, she loves saying tiny baby Wiener and she's like where.
People ask where did that come from? And she said
that she saw a Wiener spray painted once and ever
since then she said tiny baby wiener.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
And then she also always says tippity tap, tippity tap,
tippity tap, rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
Yeah, and she has to tap on things like three times, right, okay,
And it's on what channel?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I mean, you're watching on Max?

Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
Yeah, it's on of course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
And being such a skeptic, I thought, yeah, you might
be faking this too, But the more you watch it,
you realize who and she made this point, who would
want to live this way? They going to the airport
for her.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
Yeah, traumatic, oh, I'm glad you brought that up, Greg,
because they leave you on a cliffhanger. So they live
in West Virginia. So she gets invited to talk at
this Turette convention is called tick Con and it's in Dallas,
so she has to fly to Dallas. So here is
where they left us. This is her getting to the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Okay, I have a gun.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I have a gun.

Speaker 18 (01:02:11):
That's hard of the mom to get through these moments
with Bayalin, particularly if she wants to be independent get
her own apartment. Eventually, thank goodness, the TSA agent laughs
it off. But like, you look at a situation like
that and you're like, how is this girl ever going to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Move out on her own?

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
Yeah, she's like flipping off the TSA people, and she said,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Why couldn't she move out on her own? So she
says crazy things every once in a while, but can
she assumptions Otherwise?

Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
People have no idea, like what is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
She's out out, she's targeting because she's not making gun
noise and flipping off the grocery store worker. She knows
what she's doing on a certain level. I obviously he's
not instill, not voluntary.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
And she also poses a danger to herself. She can't
really live alone yet because when she's cooking, for example,
with her parents, she'll throw knives. Oh my god, she'll
take the cakes and like whip them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Up and awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
And then my other favorite real quickly, Yeah, when one
of her ticks. She loves to tell bald guys that
they're bald. Yeah, you're bald, you're bald. So her dad,
they're all hanging out in the kitchen and the dad
just casually reaches over to pet the dog. She says
to her own dad, you're having bald It's so funny.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
Yeah, if you watch on HBO Max. It's uncensored.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Yes, like in bread No West Virginia. Asked the question.

Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
It's a good looking family. She has four brothers and
one one sister. Yeah, and it's a good looking people.
Wild Why are they living in West Virginia honest questions
Her dad works for the government or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Okay, but you're only there because you have to be.
No one's there out of choice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
They have a big fat house.

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
Yeah, really nice house.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yeah. There's a part of West Virginia that's commutable.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
To d C Rights.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Virginia to like you know, Southwestern and so many of Pittsburgh,
you know, like Charlotte Roy and not Charlie Roy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
I'm Morgantown, West Virginia is kind of close.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Yeah, you know, it's like yeah, yeah, but I mean
you start getting into like some of these other areas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Fairmont, Little Deliverance, Oh my god. I had an interview
at a radio station in Fairmont, West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I drove down there. I'm like, holy hell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
They were doing like the the mining reports, oh and
stuff like that on the station, like on the hour,
like the mining reports.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
I'm like wow.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
And the people who ran this place had like seven heads,
like everybody looked like they were all related.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
And also see bass Mega correct. Martinsburg, West Virginia is
a big commuter hub for Washington, DC. It's still not
that close though, a trick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That's also the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia
type like that that was nuts. You ever watch that?

Speaker 12 (01:04:45):
You did?

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah, you guys are watched that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
It sounds familiar when they shake their like they're like
fentanyl or their oxycon bodies and they go, they go,
what's this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
That's an mbrendaighton call on TikTok. That's like me too,
where they're they like they're missing parts of their jaws. Yeah,
I've seen them as sad hilarious. I mean yeah, it's
a tough waal yeah, awkward.

Speaker 9 (01:05:10):
There's one other part of this bailing out loud thing
that again you can watch on HBO Max r A TLC.
That she does have a boyfriend. So another part where
they left us is the boyfriend work is part of
the air force, so he might have to get relocated.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Because is triggered by the dad. The gun thing is
triggered by the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Where's this tiny wiener said she's trying to. She's probably
also probably trying to well, I tucked your boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
I've been following her before she had a TV show,
you know, I was on the ground floor on social
media data. She had a she had a different she
had a different boyfriend when she was on social Now
she has a new boyfriend, so it could have been hotter.
It could have been the previous one. Yeah, it was hotter,
I would say the TV show boyfriends looking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
She also said she doesn't have ticks when they're having
intimate moments. That's kind of a bummer. Yeah, but you
have to have a thick skin to hang out with
her because she's constantly insulting you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
It's kind of funny though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Her family they're like saints. They handle it really well
and they laugh at it. All right, Well, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Maybe I'll check it out if Greg's come around.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I did. I think you would like it. It's funny
and she has a good personality. I like her.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Bailing out b A Y L E N. Because her
name is Balen should be ling. It's on TLC and
HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
It's called bailing out Loud.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Bailing out Loud. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll come back and then Sea Bass you
ready to go with some Dougan news.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Hope you guys are ready to have your hearts warmed.
Oh yeah, Dogan news.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
I'm the only person in here is every of the
field mouse that I caught, killed and cooked myself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
So it was disgusting. This is the wood Show, all right,
welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
It is the Woody Show. So, uh, everybody loves raccoon news.
We tried a rout of coyote news.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Everybody. We always love food. Yeah, news is great.

Speaker 13 (01:07:09):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
From the follow up dot com newsdesk, we always like
that kind of news news dot com sixty nine news.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
We do all kinds of news, trending news headlines. There
was a blind spot in our in our site, yeah
there is.

Speaker 12 (01:07:22):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
We did something that Sea Bass had like it was.
It was great songs and everything for because who doesn't
love them? Some dugans right, crazy people, duggans a ka
dogs loot to babies, and it is time, ladies and
gentlemen for sea basses Dougan newss.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Ai.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
We just don't deserve them. We don't, we don't. We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Angels on Earth, and we'll start with a border colleague
named Gita. Gita okay, and her owner Keith, who by
God does not deserve Gita from inside.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
All right, okay, here we.

Speaker 12 (01:08:06):
Go eighty four year old Keith Johnson. It's lucky to
be alive and he can thank his dog, Gita. Keith
fell and couldn't get.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Up during a morning walk.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Keith came and lay down really close to me, and
I cuddled with her and asked her please go get
some help.

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
Gita knew that her owner was in danger and ran
down to the main road looking for help. Deputy Coulton
Wright ran right behind Geita. Lo and behold there was
the old guy. The old guy stricken, unable to get
up with a broken hip. The deputy puts a jacket
under his head.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Or your dog was down by the road, got my attention.
He got me up here. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
She's my best friend. Ah crazy, your face my best.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
One of your favorite things old people, dogs and cops.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
In one story I know is Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
It's like, goodness, Wow, you not love little duggans?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I know, right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Uh, Let's go to our next story from ABC seven
Los Angeles. This is Rocky the rock Wiler and l
and his owner Creighton who meet another little dug in
in the neighbor some Dugan news.

Speaker 13 (01:09:32):
It happened here in Creighton McCarthy's front yard while he
and his wilet, Rocky, we're outside.

Speaker 17 (01:09:37):
A guy was walking his dog and he had a
big pit bull and he saw my dog in the garage,
and the dog took off and broke the chan It
broke his chain and attacked my dog, and so that
everybody jumped in to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Try and get his dog off of My dog.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Grabbed my arm, and so, you know, when once they
grabbed something, you know, they're hard to get off. His
dog had torn off one of his fingers and his
hand was all mangled.

Speaker 9 (01:10:04):
McCarthy describing to us the chaos the pit bull owner's
final moments just before first responders arrived.

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
He wash, you know, having trouble breathing, and all of
a sudden, he just he got up and he handed
the leash to my son, and then he grabbed his
chest and it's pretty.

Speaker 13 (01:10:19):
Much just keeled over right next to the structure, leaving
behind the man's bloody shoes, his pit bull also dying
at the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
He says Rocky survived with a few scratches.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
There's so much going on that story chaos. First of all,
the guy says, the dog's hard to get off. You know,
there's that. And then who got their fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Ripped off his owner's fingers because his owner was trying
to break up the fight.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
That the sight off. And then they don't die of
a heart attack. On top of the owner dying of
heart attacks, the.

Speaker 9 (01:10:59):
Pit bull and not doctor spaniel.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
It's a strong baby.

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
You clearly, and I heard to stop a dog fight,
you're supposed to stick your finger up their butt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I haven't heard that as well.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Yeah, alright's yeah, I'm serious. That's our next in studio challenge.
Bring your pit bull in. Okay, we'll figure out a
way to piss it off on a bloody rampage. You
my baby Sammy will jam or finger up its butthole.
I can't get lose.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Wait a minute, remember when you guys met her, when
she attacked you guys, that was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Well, it's like when people say, well, if you're getting
attached by a shark, poking the nose, poking the eye,
or they say, just simply put your hand out and
guide it away.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Yeah, over, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
The shark is going to lose track of me because
it's gonna be a cloud of diarrhea that like a
smoke screen, and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
That dogfight is like a cloud. It's just spinning old still,
I gotta get.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Yeah, all right, so hey, let's go to Dugan news
box to San Francisco where Pablo was out coming off
of the gym, and he encountered some cute little neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Duget baby. When I look back, I saw two wolves.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
A short walk home from the gym took a terrifying,
nearly fatal turn for Paula Rasha.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Surveillance video shows Rasha taken down by two dogs. Bloodied
and battered, he climbs the nearby fence.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
So this is my blood.

Speaker 14 (01:12:31):
This is my blood.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Okay, hippoles belonged to Arvey Camper's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I just thought I would to die, you know. I
saw my friend it was writing to help me, but
the dog is what just to ignore him.

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
Rossa's husband brought back, has lived in the neighborhood for
fifteen years.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Had Pablo not been six six and two hundred and
twenty pounds stay healthy, I'd be planning a funeral today.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
And the city that I love so much it has
given me so much would have taken, and I'm getting
that much.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
We have taken the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
That's not like one dog. We're having more situations. It's
just big so Greg and Greg. I hear his husband
likes a finger in the butt too break up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Are you shocked that people living in a torn down
on not working r V own two loose pit bulls? Yeah,
they don't deserve them. Well, that's a bad life. It's
usually people of high society. They kind of are attracted
to that breed of dogs for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Are you guys saying you don't like pipples? I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I haven't caught on the next story from ABC six
Rhode Island. Now this is actually from the The reporter
shows up and she's doing a fully different story about
a shooting until she meets Melissa and.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Her too sweet. Oh yes, they're pipples.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Interesting a little you think you might not like them.

Speaker 19 (01:14:00):
We were on a public street in Providence to get
reaction from a mother after the man accused of shooting
her teenage daughter at a graduation party had just turned
himself in. As sixteen year old has turned himself in,
but Melissa Lawrence turned violent herself.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Are you gonna throw rocks?

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
First comes to the rock.

Speaker 19 (01:14:19):
We think the interview is over and we're about to leave. Instead,
Lawrence comes out wielding a baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Back Why are you attacking us now?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
From me?

Speaker 11 (01:14:28):
Then she seeks her two dogs on us STUDI one
bites my four arm.

Speaker 19 (01:14:39):
Then I take off of Rahma, dropping my mic as
they chase me down the streets, biting and scratching. Eventually
I make it to a backyard three houses down. Lawrence
finally calls her dog's back before cursing at us one
last time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
House.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
You from so much. I know it's hard to follow
that would be in a scene like That's strange that
she would sick and that's there, and they would know
to attack the news reporter who's just standing there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Are you guys saying you don't like them? Or certain
people are clarify? I like my dogs, I like my
movies and my TV shows really bloody and violent.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Okay, I just wanted to clarify. I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
She shows up for a high school shooting, gets a
rock thrown at her baseball bat, and two pitbulls sit
on her.

Speaker 9 (01:15:35):
I'm very surprised. The teacher, the.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Stupid ABC sixties checking out.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
You guys, there is a round of wood. He showed
due his dog had torn.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Off one of his fingers and in his hand was
all mangled.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
It's more show.

Speaker 17 (01:16:06):
I learned this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
And I didn't realize that they did this. I mean,
I guess it makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
But whether police officer pulls greg over or anybody, they
make a point to touch the tail light of the car.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
As they're walking up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
I saw something over the weekend about it, and it's
pretty interesting. Like the reason is pretty simple, because you know,
most stops are just routine stuff, but the unknown, like
what happens, like if someone shoots at the officer and
they get away, so that there'll always be the officer's
fingerprint on the car's tail light, so it just serves

(01:16:48):
as proof that the officer was on the scene and
in contact with the vehicle in question. Now that the
world knows it, let's get out and wipe it up.
These are dumb people. These are people that are not
thinking straight idiots. The National Highway Safety Administration, they are
upgrading their investigation into Ford and their hands free technology.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
It's called Blue Cruise.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
After two fatal crashes happened at there was a technology
it was in use at the time. So they're just
looking at this right now. But it's not a full
on recall, but it's looking at twenty twenty one to
twenty twenty four model years of the all electric Mustang
mock e. Last year, one of these mock drivers in

(01:17:35):
San Antonio was using that blue cruise. It rear ended
another car in the highway, killed the other driver. And
then there was another one that happened last March, another
mock e and then two stationary cars in Philadelphia just
hit them on the highway. They weren't even moving and
that killed two people. So they're looking at that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
On a funny note in Space News, astronomers thought they
had discovered a new asteroid, but it wasn't what they thought.
It turned out to be that Tesla the Elon Musk
had launched into space just for fun. Yeah, back in
twenty they detected it. Yeah yeah, they're like, oh, what

(01:18:15):
is this, Is this a new asteroid?

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
No, it was, Yeah, that's pilot seat space man.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Eventually something I want a road, yeah I want yeah,
I want to rod, but it'll it'll end up like
either getting hit by something and broken up into a
billion pieces, or like if it re entered like the
Earth's atmosphere, of course it would burn up, or land
on a planet, or land on another planet. Who's this
ruler who sent us this free car?

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Something from follow up news dot com. Remember last year when.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
The guy was arrested in Nebraska for walking into the
DMV and throwing fish and carrots.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh yeah, I do remember that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
So it was a brand new DMV office.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
It had only been opened for a few hours when
this guy walked in with the fish and the carrots,
and he shouted.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Something fishy's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Okay, and then through the fish and the carrots everywhere
something carroty he caused this was okay, fishing carrots. They
say caused nine thousand dollars in damage to the carpet.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Good, okay, okay, But first of all, did it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Did it?

Speaker 20 (01:19:30):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Maybe smell, you have to rip up the carpet, Maybe
you have to do the whole I've got a vacuum,
I've got a secret office.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
VACTU might a take care of that in ten minutes. Well,
he was just sentenced. Uh huh. Anybody want to take
a guess of his what a sentence was probation?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah, community service sixty Greg, you get probation if you
like burn down a seven eleven, that's true, you don't
get he got the key to the city.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Yeah, one year in jail.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
Wow yeah, show yeah, good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
That's how I said. I said, ritten, well done. Yeah,
that's what's up. But he had a funny joke. Yeah
it wasn't not really insane.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Well that's how they got That's how they got him
on that charge because they could say always fell and
he was a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Huge price tag. And this is great.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Remember in a Christmas story how Flick got his tongue
stuck to the flagpole?

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Oh yeah, Well this guy in Canada, he gets into
a drunken brawl outside of a bar and uh, in
the process of the fight or whatever, his pants kind
of came down enough that his junk froze to the sidewalk.
What the temperature was in the single digits, maybe colder,
according according to a witness's pants fell down, like I said,
And the cops they made him lie face down while

(01:20:40):
they were arresting him, and that's when it happened. And
so there is a video of this on World Star Hip.
Hope it's blurred, but you could you could tell it
wasn't pleasant.

Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Yeah, and it's not like a story.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Yeah, Johnson got froze right to the ground. They say
he wasn't seriously hurt, but he's gonna have to live
with that video forever.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
I gotta see that because I'm having a hard time
believing that it could actually stick.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Sure, yeah, because you know if if he's been in
a fight, he's probably a little sweaty, sweating and it's
super cold.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
I got to see this single single digit. Yeah, you
could see.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
There's got to be a way to see the single
digit uncensored, the uncensored one for you to information act.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
You're so mad when it was blurred, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
So I went back to the place that I'm getting
my hair cut at now, that hammer and nail places.
I told you there was that brochure in the waiting
area where they were offering like P and L enhancement.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Uh here, I brought it up.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
I brought it in so I could show you because
you guys seem to think I was making this up.
So you look, p and ile enhancement, non surgical, non
invasive procedures for increased size and girth, improved performance with
no downtime.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Okay, so what would that be that's injections problem?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Yeah, fat draft or or or you are some like
wouldn't that that would not be It's not that's not
non invasive.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
It's pretty evasive.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
I think the use ultrasounded like clear up if you
have blocked you know, plaques in there or.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Something really.

Speaker 11 (01:22:14):
Help with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Yeah, you can look into it. Well, I guess we're
gonna have to do it and find I think we're
they got some.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Balding stuff in there for you to sea beast. So
two birds, one staying.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Let's try it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Let's call them say actual procedure.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Yeah, like so non invasive, no downtime, but you get
more length and girth, just more to get stuck to
the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
And if it works, yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Probably don't go skipping out of there, but maybe take
the afternoon Off'll be okay.

Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
We'll get a deal for four people.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
So look into it and then get back to us
exactly where we need to make the appointment right, what.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Time do they need me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
And what all it entails?

Speaker 13 (01:22:53):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Advanced mouthful technology is it full getting get it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
More?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
What he shows next?

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
Back in the meantime, have an existential crisis the show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
It's January the twenty seventh, the final week of January
twenty twenty five. Today, specifically the twenty seventh. Today is
Thomas Crapper Day. Oh well, Crapper, like the Crapper.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Crapper. That's the guy who invented the toilet, right, yeah,
the crapper, Crapper.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Yeah, Thomas Crapper, he invented the toilet. Okay, crap, are
you not believing? I'm not believing all google it, I
swear I think that's right. Yes, really Thomas Creper. Have
to look the modern toilet.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
He never plumber, pipe fitter and steam fitter, businessman.

Speaker 17 (01:23:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Never heard of that? That's what I've been saying. Why
do you think they call it? The crapper did even
because you can up in one? Well, yeah, that's so strict.
I can't believe. Never heard of this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
Yeah, he made the water closet. I saw the doubt
floating ballcock.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Yeah you did.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
I know what a ballcock is? Yeah? That thing that
when you open the tank, it's right there.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
It's also World Breast Pumping Day, all right. It's a
World bubble Wrap Appreciation.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Day every day?

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Is that for me?

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Do you really like that?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
My entire life, I've always found that so annoying. I
can't even do it myself without Bob say you can
do it yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
But do you like the big bubbles? The medium bubbles?

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
It a little bubble. I don't like any of them
really medium? You know why the little ones don't pop?

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
There's no when people are popping, it's more irriting because
there's no rhythm to it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
I actually like pop, but to bring it out like
a washcloth and just pop pop like, no, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
I don't think it is sound.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
It's a National Bible Day, which you already knew that,
and today's National Chocolate Cake Day. Yeah, entertainment stuff for
you today. Scarlet Johansson wants Call and Joe just to
sell that Staten Island ferry that he bought with Pete Davidson.
Who would buy it? She doesn't even think anybody will
buy it, so she wants him to sell it for

(01:25:09):
scrap metal. Yeah, because it's running out of loss.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
It was like a joke. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
This is for Menace Board and for all of you
other people who are into the UFO thing and they
think the government isn't telling us everything. Huh. Have you
heard anything about this new documentary it's coming out. It's
called Age of Disclosure. Have you heard about this sport
Age of Disclosure?

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
I'm not sure if they have actually.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Okay, so it features all these interviews with current and
former senior members of the US government, military and intelligence.

Speaker 9 (01:25:42):
I believe them, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
The trailer just came out last week. Here's a here's
a little clip. The American people are ready to receive
the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Humanity is not the only intelligence in the university. We
are absolutely not alone. Non human intelligence exists. UAPs are real,
They're here, and they're human.

Speaker 20 (01:26:00):
For over sixteen years on behalf of the US government,
I worked as a senior intelligence official on the Unidentified
Aeral phenomenon topic. We learned that the US government was
involved in a long running secret war with other nations
to collect and verse engineer vehicles not made by humans.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
I have seen one in my own eyes. Non human
craft and non human beings so the time has come.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, don't don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Don't see why I believe them. It's not like they
work for the government, know these secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
They didn't say anything to clean, right, So you don't
you don't believe the government otherwise, but you believe the government,
and that these government employees, you will believe. And they
really haven't revealed anything.

Speaker 9 (01:26:45):
What do you mean they said?

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
What would they say?

Speaker 9 (01:26:48):
They just said that there's aliens.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
What I'm saying is there are people who go like, oh,
I don't believe that because the government, right, right, But
then I hear something like this, they go, oh, I
believe because you know the ones to go you.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Believe the ones you want to believe what the confirmation
bias true?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
And to say there's UAP, well duh, that's unidentified.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
But I mean, look it's right there in the letter.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
If it comes true.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
It's like how I feel about Like, I'm not a
super religious person by any means, and so when people go, oh, well,
you know you're not supposed to this that whatever. The
rules of any particular religion are all right, So I'm
just foregoing all those Yeah, and I figure I'm just
gonna live my life as a good person. And then
when I die and if I end up at the
Pearly Gates and they're Saint Peter, I'm gonna go my bad.

(01:27:33):
You can understand where that sounds like a crazy ass story, right,
I mean, all these different things at the rib and
they're creating the.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Person and the walking on the water and the bread
and the wine.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Wait, come on, uh. And but I was a really
good person at that point. They can't let me in
despite the fact I was a good person because I
didn't like you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Have to welcome Jesus because I ate meat on Fridays
or I did whatever, like at that point, like, I
don't know, maybe this is not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
The people nostop You know that that sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
It sounds it would be like a toxic environment that
I wouldn't want.

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
To be in to kick it with them for all eternity,
but I want to be there anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
It sounds boring.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Yeah, So like anyway, same thing with aliens. Like I'm
sitting here going okay, sure, and if it happens to
be true, I'll go I apologize mine, Yeah, my bad,
My bad, Mine bad.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Although it's like robots, I don't want to, Like there's
all these movies about like only these three people survive
the apocalypse. I don't want to survive the apocalypse, and
I don't want to be around when the aliens come.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
God, I would love to survive the apoc I know.
The last planet on Earth is my wet dream. You
can have my spot. Yeah, but where would you go
board to get all your cards? No more targets.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Every card in the world is now yours.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
I know, Greg, we can go ransom My God was everything,
but everything would be annihilated.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Yeah, maybe it's the rapture and just the people are
gone and everything else is great.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
You know, everything still stay on.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
I thought like nuclear destruction, like you know, the nuclear
like movie coming like raining fire, it's everything burned.

Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
You know, you gotta watch Fallout.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Yeah, I want the movie or the TV show kind
where the stores are still there, cars are still.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
The houses are still legend on the dead style, like
which house do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Anyone you want?

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Well, let's go live in them all anywhere. So it's
called let's see Age of disclosure.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
I guess they're rolling it out of one of these
film festivals, so I'm not sure exactly when you know,
watching it on streaming not I mean, look at like
these big movies that like Wicked. It just came out
not that long ago, and within almost record time it
was already available on streaming and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:29:41):
Well you know, all got released over the weekend is
a Tom Green documentary.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Oh yeah, Greg, I love him. Can you can you
sing me the Tom Green theme song?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
It's just the Tom Green Show. It's not the Green
Tom Show. This is my favorite show because it is
my show. Yeah, yeah, I'm Greg. I don't know if
I got the melody right.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
But they made it for you great because it's on
Amazon Prime.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Perhaps my favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
If you guys are gonna talking about entertainment, how come
you never made any mention of the Oscar nominations. Well
I just did with your text. Have an Oscar nomination
movie there it's and yeah, that's the thing. I mean
every year, that's the case for me, Like, wait, I've
never heard of that person or that movie. This year,
I feel like it's ninety percent of it that most
people have never heard of.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Well, what's her nuts? Got nominated? Demi Moore? Oh for
that excepstance?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Oh my god, I need to watch that to uh
and yeah, everything else like the Chicks and Wicked.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Oh they did. They got one for the lead, one
for supporting.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Okay, so, like I.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Keep seeing that Amelia Perez, which is the name of
the actual Oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
God, mass movie.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
That's the one I want to get high and watch.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Yeah, that's the only way.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Anything that has like thirteen nominations it does because it's
this weird tell It is totally designed for award shows.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
That's why.

Speaker 7 (01:30:56):
Here's the thing. My my friend who I call my
gay husband, we've best friends for years and years and years.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
He's gay.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
He works in entertainment, he works in musical theater. He
walked out of that movie.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
He said it was so dumb.

Speaker 9 (01:31:08):
Because it's made again for award shows. It's by French
directors and writers about trans Spanish. Uh, cartel, cartel, Are
you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Music? Musical and like.

Speaker 9 (01:31:23):
Is not designed for a.

Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
Ward show, but it's based on a real person.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Right, every year there's a crappy movie that people pretend
to love. Yes, uh, yeah, so that's that's most of that.
I mean, Wicked got ten nominations, but I mean Greg
hated that, so why mention it?

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
You know, if the girl who plays Alpha but in
it the Wicked Witch. If she wins, she'll get the egott.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah, oh is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:31:45):
Yeah, sure that's happened.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
And she wins that she can buy some more ear
piercings and nose and nose piercings. Yeah, it looks really cool. Uh,
let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Yeah, The Brutalist got ten nominations. I know nothing about that,
but I might the ten nominees for Best Picture, I'd say,
how many of these we even know?

Speaker 12 (01:32:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
A noura?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
The Brutalist.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I've heard of it only because of.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
This, uh that Bob Dylan, a completely unknown really movie. Yeah,
I got nominated.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
I didn't even know that came out.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Yeah, I came out but a.

Speaker 9 (01:32:21):
Few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Is that what your noises?

Speaker 17 (01:32:23):
Or were you just?

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Was that a laugh? It was a laugh because it's
like we've talked about it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
You know, there's Bill Boyds and still nobody cares that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I thought it was like forthcoming.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Yeah, but that's something it's like who cares Conclave. I
feel like I've heard that's the priest one. Oh Dune
Part two, I've heard of it. Amelia Perez, Yeah, I'm
still here. I don't know, don't know it. Nickel boys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Oh that sounds like something you like, Greg Nickel, Nickel boy, Yeah,
Nickel Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
The substance.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
Oh yeah, that's the Demi Marmal, that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Okay, and then Wicked?

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
Of course, do we really need ten nominations?

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Do we need any?

Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
No, we don't need any of you did Fast and
Furious not come out with the movie this year?

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Apparently not.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
It's Wicked going to be like Lord of the Rings
is when they it's like just sweeps and everyone else
go home.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Wicked. Yeah it's the blockbuster.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
No, no, because there's.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Rarely y Yeah. Yeah, the Oscars is not for blockbusters.

Speaker 7 (01:33:26):
Lord of the Rings took everything.

Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
She'll get like Best Actress and then the rest will
go to Amelia Press. Did What's your Face get nominated
the other Wicked?

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Yeah? For supporting?

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Yeah she did, she did.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Yeah, she's what seventy pounds? Yeah lucky that maybe sixty?

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Yeah, so jealous? I dropped herds that way more than
her I know. Yeah, let's see. How about some birthdays?

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
What are they? I don't even know when the Oscars are?
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
March second a cool.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
I believe time for those birthdays both shows.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
He was like, it's and you know, we don't do
what I just realized that. Uh I got tricked into
talking about the Oscars with that text. You did you
got Duke's pretty sneaky, well because we did ignore it,
to be honest, because true again, most of those movies
and like none of us have really seen them, make the.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Exception of Wicked, right, you know, so, and now we
know not to watch Amelia Press. Yeah right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
I'm going stew your birthday is today, starting with two
people that we don't like, the celebrity birthdays. Patton Oswalt,
the comedian is fifty six comedian actor Patton Oswalt just
never nice.

Speaker 7 (01:34:42):
I'm so sorry to hear that. I found him to
be very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Do you know why?

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Because you worked with at him Corolla and so that
was a fellow comedian, another famous person, and so he
would come in he have a different vibe with you
than he did just sometime radio.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
But he also put a quote on the back of
my book like he's just been very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
Yeah, he always had like this superiority kind of comps
like this condescending, And I don't know, maybe he's changed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
I knew that was years ago before he was like
he was a nobody and he was nice. That he
became somebody not nice.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Keith Olberman, former Sports Center anchor turned ultraliberal political blowhard angry. Yeah,
he's another one's guys. He became one dimensional. Yeah, it
was just about politics and that's it. Keith Olberman is
sixty six. Mike Patten from Faith No More is fifty seven.
Whoa Alan Cumming, Eli Gold on The Good Wife, Gusty
Smurf in the Smurfs movies. He was in the Second

(01:35:33):
X Men. He was Dylan Reinhardt on Instinct. He's sixty
years old today. Roseman pikeh the star of Gone Girl,
is forty six. John Roberts, the Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court, is seventy and James Cromwell he's six 't seven.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Oh that's the guy from Babe.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Yeah, he's like a thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
He was in an American horror story Asylum.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
In Succession, and he's the one who blewed his hand
over the oat milk up.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Yeah, what a almost called dip it? What a dip is?

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
James Cromwell is eighty five years old, and your porn
on birthday today is Hailey Davies. And she has taken
more shots to the face than someone working on a
movie set.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
With Alex baulb.

Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
Sure soon.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
She slutted up in one hundred and twenty three fine films,
including some lesbo titles that Greg is short of love.
Maybe not as much as Nickel Boys, but you know,
probably not. She was in Scissoring with Cis with Sis. Yeah,
also Public Car lesbian sex. She was in Hot Lesbian
Ass Eating Volume one, Sure she was. She was also

(01:36:39):
fantastic in Birthday boat gangbanging myself outdoors on a public farm.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
And then yeah, yeah you like the outdoor.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I love the outdoor.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
And then who can forget her unforgetable role in Big
Booby Blonde gets railed in Tesla.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Totally into cars.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
Yeah, that's Haley Davies, who's twenty six years old today,
and at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Is a Monday morning. Look what what's happening around the
world of entertainment is sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Nobody show, I don't care about your feelings. Well, let's
wrap up and get the hell out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
A great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
It started with god damn it's Monday, but now got
that checked off the list. That's good. Full show podcast
and the Highlight podcast.

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Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, don't
half ass anything. Always full ass everything.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Yeah, put all your ass into it, you know, totally
back that ass up, get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
And by the way, it seems, I know like around
here all the half assers have been pretty much laid off.
There's a couple half assers that are left. We've had
like two really big waves of cuts, and I think
the cuts have been happening in a lot of places,
I know, at least uh in a lot of the
media industries.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
But yeah, you're half ass in it, you're all out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
That seemed to play for a while there, like that
silent or quiet quitting where it was called yeah, you
are people demanding certain things about what they're gonna do,
and how they're gonna work and how much they're gonna
get paid.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
I think those days are over.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
There's a lot around here exactly right, more room for
our fat ass that which we need right. Thank you
very much, Greg Goran, Thank you so much for giving
the show some of your valuable time this morning. You
know that would appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it and we will catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have yourself a great day. S
M D double M.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
I quit this bitch.