The Woody Show January 31st 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Avn Awards, Employee of the month & more!

Episode Transcript

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See this is a dune to thegraphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show?This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training class is now in session.Hey, good morning everybody. It is

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Wednesday morning. It's January, thethirty first, twenty twenty four, final
day of January. Thank you fortuning in giving us some of your time
this morning. Love you, appreciateyou. We are the Woody Show.
I'm Woody. That's ravy, greatgory. Good morning morning. There's a
menace. What's up Sea Bass?We got Sammy bort is here. We

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got Caroline Morgan, our associate producer, she's here. I see that Vaughan
made it in today. He arrivesat exactly four twenty. Oh nice.
I don't know if that was just, like, you know, on purpose
or what, but yeah, Vonn'shere. You guys on the phones eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie,you'd like to be a part of the
show today, Got something you wantto jump in on, like a topic.

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Yesterday's unpopular opinion segment went over verywell. Yeah, still getting people
hitting stuff about that. One personis like MENACEE is one hundred percent right
because Menace was saying, you gottto bring back the nuthouses. Oh,
we do, yeah, to helpsociety. Yeah, so, I mean
because there are some people who justhave no desire to improve their situation.
So if it's all got to beyou know, consensual, where you know,

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they'll just never happen. You'll havethe nuttiest of the nuttiest people who
are still out there. These aren'tpeople who are you know, saying oh
yeah, I could definitely use thathelp. Let me yea, yeah,
they're just not clear minded. Maybewhat the hell is that sneeze? Are
you getting more sick? So what'scoming back around? Was that just to
sneeze? Are you like getting sick? No, it's dust in this building

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that eventually gets up my nose,right, okay, because man SeaBASS is
not in the room right now,but he's been coughing like crazy. He's
done. Yeah, God, oneof us ever so slightly coffee. Oh
god, oh jeez, here wego. Oh god, he's that guy.
Yeah, this is the best timewhen he's not in here to defend
him, saying no, great,it's pretty great. Actually, this is

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a really good time to bring upthis other stuff too, So let quickly
tell you what's on the show today. Speaking of Sea Bass, he was
at then, that's what he's doingright now. I have him double triple,
quadruple checking his clips. I don'ttrust that, right because he was
at the Porn Awards talking to theadult film stars about their worst day at
work. Everybody's got a bad dayat work, but when you're a porn

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star, what is what constitutes abad day? That would be so awkward?
All right, So that's happening today. Oh, also, we have
to crown the Woodies Show employee ofthe month because now it is the last
day this is new for twenty twentyfour. YEA, love it. Yeah,
so we'll announce who that is.Also some of the trending news headlines
got a brand new redneck news foryou today, Raves nerd out before the
hour's up and more. All right, so before seabaskets back in here,

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some pet stuff. This woman,and she's made a lot of people angry.
I see just in the comments ofthe story. She decided to leave
her entire two point eight million dollarfortune to her cats and dogs and not
her kids. Yeah, because herchildren never visited her or checked in on
her even once since she became sick. That's what I was saying. I

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don't know why are people upset aboutthat? Who would be upset? They
don't check on them, They didn'tcare. And by the way, even
if they did check on her,whatever, And she decided to leave it
to the cats and dogs, Whatdo you care? It's not your money,
not your money. But people arereacting poorly to Yeah, but I
never really I've heard stories like thisbefore. There's even a documentary about a
German shepherd that inherited a ton ofmoney. I watched that. It's awesome

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and I get it in that regardbecause the money goes to people who take
care of the dog. But inregular life, like you leave it to
a cat? What? What?How does that work? Well, I'm
sure it's all spout out. Shedid have a will, but she cut
the three kids that she had outof it replaced them with her pets because
she said they're the only things thathave brought her comfort in her old age.

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In her new will, she insistsall the money greg must be used
to take care of her pets andany of their offspring, and she even
appointed a local vet clinic to takecare of her pets and be the administrator
of the inherited. Okay, butwhat percent chance do you think that money
will be used on other things?I put it at ninety nine and a
half percent. Yeah, I'm withyou that it'll be squandered or the cats

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will die and then somebody else willget that money. Well, I think
that the vet clinic. It probablyis, like she probably has I don't
know, because I've not seen aworlls like this is pretty on lock.
Actually, yeah, my guess isnot going to squander. The money will
be used by the clinic whatever totake care of these animals, right,
and I doubt they're breeding them,right, But like well with the dog

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situation, they keep the the offspringgoing because that's how they they keep keep
the house and keep the money.But what I'm saying, because it is
all the money, is they don'thave a house. The money is with
the vet clinic. Right. Oncethe animals are are gone, then there's
probably something in there that whatever's leftover they get clinic. Yeah, it's
a donation to that clinic. I'massuming I got to you guys with all

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this faith in humanity, I don'thave no but I mean I think when
it comes to there's probably somebody therethat would be like, you know what,
I'm going to take this. Lookat you, You're just like,
I'm absconding. Yeah, not me. I'm saying that the chances of fraud
here are very high. Excuse mesconding, yeah meaning yeah, yeah, somebody

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spell it for minutes so you canlook it. Upsconding. No, it's
not upsconding a'bsconding. As probably theonly person in here with a will with
pet instructions In said will, Imade it very clear where who's going to
be watching the cats and have amonetary stipend for that person eight hundred dollars

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per dat make sure they are careful. If you don't, you should.
You should get on that. I'vebeen meaning to for years. So who's
watching the cats? Fond our goodfriend Lauren, who you call the lyar
Lauren, the keeping all that moneythose cats are dead and weeds and set

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them free in a field. Yeah, and then just take the money.
Exactly right. She's taking all thatand she knows that down the first sewer
she sees, and then cash inon all that now mixed money. She's
going to take a trip with thestipend. F this don't need this little
robot anymore. Where's the nearest openfield? And we called got junk and

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this crap out of here. Thatvisious owns a pizza like for the past
eight years. Yeah, when sheworked here. Too harsh of language,
you take that back. This womanused, this lying woman used to work
here and uh for the longest time, she kept saying, oh, no,
I'm bringing you guys in pizza onemorning and that was years that went
by and we never saw any pizza. And then she ended up moving.
Yeah yeah, and so yeah,okay, good luck. She's gonna tell

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you that she's gonna take care ofa cats and you know what she's gonna
do, not Yeah in a lie? Why because she's a liar. Look
at the lengths she went just tonot bring us pizza. She moved,
all right, she relocated pizza.Yeah, I got some other animal news
for you. I trust her withmy whole heart. I take it back.
So, residents of this frat houseat the University of Georgia, they've

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been dealing with a bat infestation intheir living quarters. That sucks. Yeah,
So they came back from their breakand just infested with bats, So
they got five hundreds have reported seeingdozens of huge bats, and they're posting
photos and videos and everything else toshow that no, it's really happening.

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And the administratives of the university saythey're doing their best to get rid of
the horde of front flying draculas,saying, quote, we expected it would
take about three days to remove allthe bats because the bats were so small
and they're very good at hiding,but the odd's extremely low. The Georgia
Division of Natural Resources says that anon zero number of bats have rabies.

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Wow. Yeah, so's there's gotto be at least you know, one
two whatever, So the chances ofall those bats not having rabies is one
zero. It's it's a non zeronumber. Yeah. Oh oh. Speaking
of cool, and this is notsomething I plan on mentioning, but still
pretty cool. Have you guys seenthe video? Keep seeing it pop up

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where Texas has been getting like reallycold weather and so these these little bodies
of water have been freezing over andthe alligators that are in the water and
what they do to survive. Theykind of go into a zombie like stand
right, Yeah, it's cool,like they're frozen, but they're alive.

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They're underwater, and so all yousee is because what they'll do is that
as it gets colder and they feeland they I guess they sense that the
water could freeze or whatever, sothey got to breathe, right, So
they they stick their their their snoutjust out of the water, so they
see like this little tiny set ofnostrils and then they're just frozen there.

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They don't move well. I mean, they're cold blooded, so they probably
are pretty close to frozen. Prettymuch like those it's brumation, like a
hibernation. They can keep their nostrilsabove water and that's how they survive.
And so it's pretty crazy, man, Like you see these videos of these

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uh of these gators just the lakesand stuff like that. Yeah, very
cool. I Meanwhile, a groupof five African gray parrots have been swearing
like crazy ever since they were takenin by this wildlife park and since separating
them from the other ninety two parrots, it hasn't curbed. They're swearing.

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Oh wow, they're just potty mouthparrots. So the park officials are now
combining them with the other birds.They're hoping that the uh that the parrots
with the foul mouths will pick upon, you know, innocuous noises that
the other birds make and cut downon the swearing because he supposed to keep
them in front of the guests andkids. When he got the birds dropping
f bombs and stuff, it wasfunny, but it's also not funny.

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Yeah, but they're probably learning itfrom people who go to look at them.
Yeah, it's funny, like theypicked up exactly. Yeah, wherever
they got them, I don't don'tknow where they even get them. I
don't know they were donated, that'sall they said. But where they was
it at a house. Chrone familythought it was funny because look, but
I've seen plenty of videos where like, you know, parrots are and it's

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hilarious. It's like when little kidsswear, like you can't let onto them
that, you know, especially ifyou're the parent, you gotta be like,
that's not a word that we use, but inside you're like dying.
Because it was used in context especially, that makes it even funnier, hilarious.
You know, I used to livenext door to a bilingual parrot.
It was so cool. It wasloud, but it was really neat.
My daughter called my son an ahole one time, like they were both

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really little, You're a whole.But it was so funny. We're like,
hey, hey, we don't namecall and we certainly don't use that
word. And then you winked atyour wife. Yeah, there was actually
a really funny video this woman witha parenting tip and Bory get ready on
the bleeper. You're gonna need tobleep on this one. Here we go.

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What word do you use in placeof in front of your kids?
Oh? Good question, I usethe word, So follow me for more
parenting tips. Word. What worddo you use instead of F in front
of your k Oh? I justsay F. Do you swear in for
your kids? Oh? Yeah,I'm not even aware that they're there,

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Like I not a real sailor asmuch as he doesn't talk any differently than
he does off the air. Yeah, when you talk here at work off
the air only, like I willonly use it to them if like I'm
pissed, you know. But yeah, like if it's just my wife and
I having a conversation, like justhaving a conversation and she I think she's

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just as bad. It's not worsethan I am. But you know what
I've never had a problem with thekids at school. They've never they've never
been in trouble and other than likeevery once in a while, like if
they're off, they think they're bythemselves, Like I don't ever hear them
using. Yeah, cussing. Iwas cussing. I mean I got in

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trouble in kindergarten for cussing. Yeah, I had to be in the principal's
office all day. I mean Iwas drunking for that too. We were
cussing in first grade on the playgroundlike crazy. But also, like you
know, my house was very strict, kind of like yours, Greg,
Like we couldn't very hell or sucksstupid, stupid, Yeah, any of
that stuff was. So maybe thisis just my I'm still in my rebellion
stage, right, I don't Idon't think I've ever one time heard my

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mom swear. Really, I've heardher say the word bitch, and that's
about as far as she goes mymom, my dad. I have.
My mom used to be that way, and she's gotten a lot more loose
with her over the years of thingshas happened, cancer diagnosis. If I
ever heard the F word come outof my mom, I would pass out.
It'd be awesome. We should gether on the air, start cussing.

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Oh, she says it to you. Yeah, to me though,
she the f Greg Yeah, andshe goes F and Raby is pissing me
off, and she complains to meabout you because that's what she calls me.
Who hit us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven

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The show fuck? Like just thesefat people standing there? Who are you,
fard knockers. This is the WoodyShow. Hey beba, I've still
got a Woody and we are intoanother new hour of insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It is the final day of January,

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January thirty first, twenty twenty four. Bye January. Welcome everybody.
I'm morning. That's Raving. There'sGreg Gory, Hello Menace, good morning
to you. Good morning Woody.He's our social media director. Find us
follow us at the Woody Show onall social platforms. There's Sea Bass,
Morning, Sea Bass. He'll bekilling us in on his trip to the
Adult Video News Awards, the PornAwards, the Oscars of Porn. Nice

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coming up this hour, Sammy,Good morning, Good morning. There's Born.
There's Caroline we got Morgan our socioproducer, von our video producer,
and the phones are open for youas well to participate in any way you
find appropriate content topic whatever it mightbe. Eight seven seven forty four,
what he is? The number that'seight seven seven forty four what he You
can also hit us up with thetext over to two two nine eight seven.

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Yeah. So the worst day ofwork, Like, everybody's got a
bad day of work. But whenyou're in the adult industry, what does
that look like? Smell like,no, they feel like. I don't
know, it's just a different it. It depends on you know, what
you do. Slashbacks, yeah,that or injuries. I mean I'm looking

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over some of the award winners fromthis year. Tell okay. So the
best all girl group sex scene wentto Lesbian Threesomes Scene three, Scene three
Yeah, yeah, with the BlakeBlossom, Vanessa Sky and Adria Fox.
Yeah. I saw a lot ofthat at the awards. It was like
such and such scene four and itwas okay. The best all girl movie

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or Limited Series went to Drip three. Yeah. The Best anal movie or
Limited Series went to Anal Icons Volumetwo. That's always a big category right
now, big stuff. Yep,let's see. I wonder if this works
the same way as like the Emmys, because for the Emmys, you submit

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like a couple of minutes of yourwork and they check it out. Are
they sending in the scene three?Yeah, that's watching everything and they select.
Yeah. The best double penetration sexscene went to Influence Vanna Bardeux Part
three, Vanna Bardou Big Winter thisyear. You would like her what he

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she has got, dark brown hair, girl next door look nice. She
is the woody prototype, sounds classytype of lady. She was on stage
on she co started this one withTushy Vanna Bardeux Bardeux, Yeah, great
sounds classy. Foursome orgy scene wentto all for us Blacked Raw volume seventy,
So they're like, you know what, really great foursome scene in black

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to seventy, let's submit that foran A for a consider it. Now
you're the at the actual awards showbass what you're seating like, I s
the I P Yeah, Well,the first two rows up front are all
chicks. It's because they want theywant those reactions. Is it? Is
it a splash zone? Yeah exactly, so yeah, because that's it's all

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you want to see is hot girlsand that. By the way, they
have these giants. It's really wellproduced. They have these giant video monitors
that's inside the You looked over there, What the hell are you wearing?
Oh? This is the all whitecostume I head for the White party which
was Friday night. Okay, soyeah, you know what, you probably
didn't even stand out, probably likejust just another dude, white jumpsuit.
Got a picture of this minute apuffy white kangle had white glasses. The

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Woodies show instagram sto. The actualAvian Awards are quite well perduced by giant
built like giant TV monitors behind.But it's all hot checks. There's no
no one wants to see the guysand everybody knows is that we're all cool
with that. So the first tworows all all chicks, the whole thing
beyond that their guy friends and I'min the balcony. You just kind of
here's another one. The Best OralMovie or Limited Series award went to Wet

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Food Volume ten. Let's submit WetFood considering Wet Food, and then is
it presented like a regular award showwhere they do the nominees and then call
the winner and then they actually goon stage and take an actual award it
is and the thing is only abouttwo thirds roughly the people actually were there,

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which I don't know why that is, Sadly, I don't know if
they were. You know, theygot party too hard, so people were
accepting on their behalf. Quite afew, quite a few of that.
Yeah, what's the award itself?Look like? It is a It's sort
of abstract, but you could tellit's a guy and a girl in a
loving embrace, you know in thesestandard like Emmy or size goals or statue,

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but they're kind of like two figuresintertwined. I don't want to jump
ahead too much just in case youhave audio. But in memoriam, how
long was it this year? Notlong? And they start with it it's
early on. Uh. It getsthe sad part of the sad part out
of the way so we could celebrate. We food. Now. My question,
and I think I already know theanswer to this is when Ron Jeremy
dies this year, which he will. Uh. Oh, is he shamed

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out of the well he's been?He was disinvited a number of years ago
after all his allegations came out,sure, but at the same time,
most legend in the industry, mostfamous mal porz are of all time.
It was probably would handle that ifsomeone's been like they don't don't well,
what's gonna happen when Bill Cosby dies, which again probably this year. I
doubt he makes good question. Bythe way, the awards show hosted by

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a little duval, it's really ohnice, Hell yeah, there we go.
Most Spectacular Boobs. I know you'reinterested. Greg went to Angela White
Angela. Most Amazing Ass was wonby a Bella danger Most Amazing Ass and
a favorite adult podcast went to plugTalk. So for folk. You know,

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we've talked about plug Talk on thisshow quite a Frankly, I can't
believe he's laughing at it. It'sa funny name. Twelve Round twenty two
twelve, which was twenty two twentytwo. So they had a after party
actually at one of the strip clocksRiding Raging. Yeah, and that is
the podcast where this porn star coupleinterviews people and then has sex with him.
Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah,it's part of No Jumper, which

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is a bigger podcast. Wow.Sounds like your big fan menace. Wow.
I mean it's like one of thebiggest podcasts on the internet. Yeah,
yeah, it's like and as theirnumber one subscriber. What the problem
is, It's just it's trying totalk about this stuff with these old white
people here in the room of us. Yeah, don't worry, we're talking
about white people. Still. Yeah. I did not see them on the
floor though at all. Yeah,but they did have advertisements for their for

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their after party. Are the categoriesstrictly female or do they like do they
have best Wiener? And well Ragon Thursday is the Gay Vienna and there
are male There is a Best MalePerformer all that stuff too, but yeah,
if you want guy stuff. ButI mean even in the a v
Ens, they it's mostly just chickCentral, mostly women up there. The

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National Male Performer of the Year wentto Vince Carter with a K. Yeah,
so there's some of that, butit's you. You're you're looking at
eighty five ninety percent women. Andthen when they get an award, Favorite
Male porn Star went to Dread withtwo d's d D Yes. Oh he's
cool, I guess. And thenwhen they get the award and they give
their speech, who is generally inthere except you know, who are they
thinking? A lot of thanks theirfathers, you said, I couldn't know

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how many tears. The thing Iheard more than anything was agents and managers.
Oh, it was so and sobecause you're not you know, the
the chick who uploads her home videoto porn hub is not getting these awards.
It is the women and men whowork for the big companies. And
so to get into that scene withsome of the audio, which we'll hear
about later on, you have tohave these agents and managers. And that's

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I heard agents, managers and directorsmore than anybody else. All Right,
I thought it was my lesbian lover. We'll have some of the audio from
Sea Mass talking to some of theadult stars there at the a v Ens
Wow this past weekend and about theirworst day on the job. But you've
gotten different for every industry, sowe can only imagine. We've heard stuff

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in the past. Yeah, anduh, there was one chick. I
guess she was getting railed and nailedbecause there was a nail coming up through
the uh the uh, the thef bench that she was on and it
was going like right into her shoulder. Yeah, so we're gonna have some

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of that audio coming up here.In just a couple of minutes, we
got a brand new redneck news herefor you. The show it Weird Cower
has a Wooden Bumper is writtenick Newsand Today's redneck News. This here is
from Saint Petersburg, Florida, whereyou got this thirty five year old broad
named Celia Barnet. She waltst intoa store one evening, started yelling about

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getting kicked out of that same storeearlier in the day, and she threatened
two workers with a potato peeler,and she said she was going to kill
one of them, which if thatcould take a while using the peeler,
I guess so. And oh didI mention that as she was tearing them
a new one, she was strippingnaked. She did not mention that.

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Yeah, so there's that anyway.She also toppled over a display of red
bulls, tore open a cart anda cigarette, spelling them on the floor.
So the cops were called, andwhen they arrived, she was still
fully naked, and that's when shestarted to pleasure herself right there in far
of the officers with the peeler.Not with the peel at least hopefully not,
but I'm assuming that would have madethe the article. I'm sure it

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would. Yeah, it would havescarred some officers for life. Yeah.
She was arrested to take the jailcharge with aggravated assault, trespassing, criminal
mischief to or the intoxication, andindecent exposures. So it was a busy
day there in Saint Petersburg, Florida. Thirty five old Celia Barnett who went
into a store to yell at theemployees, you know, because they kicked
her out earlier in the day,strip naked, threatened to kill people with

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a potato peeler, and then masturbatedin front of the cops when they came
to a restaurant. Hell of aday. Hell of a day. And
that is today's red nick no mugshot. Yes, I like to see that.
Let me see if I can findus, because like, do we
want to see her naked? That'swhat we need to do. Yeah,

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and he guesses I'll find the Hername is, I got it? Okay,
Florida great les enough if he wouldbang her right? Oh you know,
she looks like oh here she is. She looks like the girlfriend.
We don't say anything yet. Doyou think he'd want to bang her.
But when he guesses like, ohyeah, I can probably, I can

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probably that, I'm gonna say no, no, greg Uh, I'm gonna
yell. I'm gonna say yes,yes Menace, I say, yeah,
definitely. Well you've already seen themugshot Sea Bass. There she is?
Yeah, No, no, you'reI don't know there she is? So

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I mean maybe like the girlfriend ofthe guy who was arrested as the Crypto
King guy. Oh yeah, she'sactually better looking, right, don't overheat
in that costume, there, SeaBass. Because we're gonna take a break
and then we're gonna have the audiofrom the Adult Video News Awards. I've

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been looking forward to this audio.It's like an annual tradition where Sea Bass
goes to the Adult Video News Awards, the a v NS, which are
going I mentioned the oscars of theporn world, and I mean they make
a legit awards show out of it, right, I mean everybody's full on,
everybody gets dressed up. But inTuxtedos, right, I mean production

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red car and during the day thereis an expo where the fans can go.
So like during the day the Oscars, they don't have which they should
do. They don't have like abig display with all the movies and you
can meet that awesome. It wouldbe a great idea. And that's so
that's what all the fans do,is they don't want to go to the
actual awards show. They go tothe expo, get their picture taken,
get the souvenirs. And this isnot part of the av AND Awards.

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Friday afternoon, I'm walking around tothe expo looking to talk to port and
stars, and who do I seebut mother fin Check. That's me.
Pull respect on Monday. Next timeyou see why boy, white boy,
someone got your favorite dam in numbershed. I look over. You wouldn't

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expect a guy like that to beanother man like that's total shocker. Che
Hanks, no way. So Iwant to rule he's just and he's not
with an entourage at the time.He's just walking around looking at the displays
and stuff. So I walk upto Check. I said, hey,
Check, can I talk to youabout your experience at the AVAN Awards?
And he said to me, no, thancts of not doing interviews. What

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but he did Cole, My friendswere there. He was taking photos with
people. Uh, he was lookingvery buff. Yeah, he's a rocking
body. He's rocket body. Ijudging by the he might want to cut
back on the on the juice becausehe's well, no, no, it's
just like there's the skin issues youget really so maybe that's why he didn't

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want to do an interview. Buthe was nice to me and I had
dinner with him that night, bywhich I mean I sat next to him
at the food court later that evening. That's for all the big deals eat
you know, at the food court. He was there with his bros.
Food court. That's excuse means inperson the whole way I can to talk
to him for two seconds. Wasthere talking to the adult stars about their

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worst day on the job. Andwe'll start with Kelly Styles. She's a
there's a lot of cam girl workand one of the things you can do
when you're a cam girl and Iknow this now, is they try to
get you to take you to goprivate with them. That means like a
one on one conversation and depending onthe platform you're on, you as the
user, can turn on your cameraso you could be face to face talking
to the lady. And that's whatKelly, that's what happened to Kelly here

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all right, One time I hada guy take me to exclusive, which
means he's paying me fifteen ninety ninea minute, and he took a doll
up of mayonnaise, slapped it downon the leather couch and stuck his bare
butt on it and like wiggled itaround. He just wanted you to see
that. Yeah, he was like, oh, stinky, And I was
like, oh, I just watchedhim. What hey, how does that

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excite him? Dude? Some ofyou making fifteen bucks an hour, she's
making sixteen dollars a mon to watcha guy sit in may I'll tell you
what it is. A lot ofdudes are in the world humiliation thing.
Oh yeah, I forget about that. And so I have sixteen dollars a
minute, I would totally do that. Yeahah, we'll put it on man
and just rub your ass. Imean whatever the person on the other side
wants me to do. Yeah,first, I'll just shame them all day.

(28:59):
So how does that she reacts?Kelly? Why do you think it
was stinky? Probably because it's askgot at all hot? Did this man
rubbing his butt on his mayonnaise coveredcouch? That aroused you. Absolutely,
he was paying me money arouses me. Oh, it wasn't. That was
the money, Harry. Who caresyou watch your dude smear his button?

(29:22):
Pure Kelly, she's like she's fromTexas. He's got pink hair, has
a couple of very small nose ringson the side gray and a lip ring.
Eh, trashy. It's Jay andKelly styles nice girl. But she
was so very sweet friendly me.I wouldn't. I would not pay her
sixteen dollars a minute. You payanybody on earth sixteen dollars a minute.
So our next lady that we talkedto at the A V and Porn Awards

(29:45):
is Daddy May and uh okay,if you're looking for her, look at
her up. There's two whys andan extra e so d A D D
y y m A E. Awoman named Daddy right well, a boy
named Sue Raby. She's coming doingthat like the petit areana grande cheerleader thing.
And she's talking about a time whereshe showed up and something odd happened.
All right, There was one timeI showed up at a client's home

(30:07):
and I did not know that hestill lived with his mother, and she
opened the door, and she waslike, oh my god, you know,
lovely to see you, lovely tomeet you. I was in complete
awe, in shock. I didn'teven know how to introduce myself. What
is a client? So what doesthat meaning? Like massage client? What
is that? So? I ama dominat shirt. His father was also
sitting on the couch. He saidhello and nice to meet you. He

(30:30):
thought I was beautiful. Oh ohbabe, sweet dude. It's got a
polite father. You know, he'sgot a relationship with his parents. With
the folks, I'm sure does thisshick have security? She's like four to
eleven shown up to Randall's house.I don't think she does. Oh my
god, but I get the teatYes, but I I what's going on?
Yeah? Like as the best parents, how are you enabling your son?

(30:53):
I mean? Or what's well?I mean, you know, maybe
it's one of those things where theparents Okay, I know there's son's a
loser. Yeah, like you knowthis port we gotta get him laid.
You know, like this got nothinggoing on? Don't you do? You
leave the house for an hour maybea year at Yeah, let him that.
I would not leave her alone inmy house, even with my son.
She even if I was okay withthe son doing this, she's she's

(31:15):
not leaving them alone in the house. I'm probably gonna set them up like
at a Hoteler if I'm going throughyou know that, or I know about
that, I'd rather set them upat a hotel. Keep that out of
my house. Yeah, I wantto take that dress. Yeah, like
a dominatrix session in the house.Let's let's go into what that session entails.
Right, when you show up toa client's house, you probably have
a lot of equipment though, right, Oh absolutely. I had a suitcase
full of stuff, a paddle,a mask for him, and all we

(31:37):
did the session in his basement.I tried my best to be quiet,
but hey, yeah, leather whipsare usually pretty loud, right, Oh
yeah, listen. I also hadthis rubber one makes a pretty good crack.
And his parents just stayed upstairs inthe living room. Yep, but
I didn't hear no knox. Ididn't even hear feet. I guess they
were enjoying the show they love.My parents had cameras down there. That's

(32:00):
so weird, right, Yeah,there's upstairs watching the show. Really work
in that win. Look at thathoney, didn't turn out so bad.
That's bizarre, all right. Soseabasses at the Adult Video News Awards,
the Oscars of Porn, talking tothese adult performers about their worst day on
the job. Our next lady isJade Valentine, also a petite lady,

(32:22):
has that little pixie cut, verysmall, sort of a Angeu type,
and she talks about a session thatwas going well until a strange request happened.
So I got there and basically theiroriginal idea was to tie this other
girl up and play with plugs,which is fine, and so I did
that for a while, and thenI went to the bathroom and I came

(32:44):
back and the plan had totally changed. Someone had made a joke about putting
thummy bears in her and the directorsaid, I like that idea, ic
to do it, and they wantedme to eat them, but I said
no, and I just caught themin my hands. Instead. Okay,
what a random request. Prude andand clean hygienic. Yeah, yeah,

(33:07):
sounds a good, great idea.Gummy bears are delicious. I've seen some
of that kind of stuff in astrip club. Oh yeah, yeah,
I've seen it with like a lollipop. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah
yeah. Gummy beer is a littlesawny bear. And actually that's something that
Jade Valentine learned about. Oh okay, and honestly, also, don't worry
about them like getting lost or anything, because they just melt right away.

(33:28):
That's what I found out is whenthey came out, they were like half
melted because you're so warm. Wasn'tthat the credits scene in the Ferris Bueller's
Day Off where he's sitting there,it's like you want to She's like,
girls, like, you want agummy bear. It's been in my pocket
all day. It's warm soft.That's a that's a callback right there.
I remember that they a whole dayof getting his ass kicked by Ferris,

(33:52):
the principal who's just held been onbusting Ferris. He's now because he's like,
you know, walking down the streetthe bus driver season, Yeah,
he's she gets out, Yeah,total mess, gets on the bus and
he's sitting next to the loser girlwho nobody wants to sit next to you.
That's where the open seat is,and she's offering him a gummy in
a gesture of you being kind offeringhim a gummy bear that she's had in
her pocket. It's very warm andsauce. I'm now picturing it. Yes,

(34:14):
yes, okay, yes, it'sa throwback. It is. It's
a throwback. I'm glad she addressedwhat I was wondering, like if if
she had gone through at the gummybears, you're not getting those back?
Yeah, only seven came out.We put ten in there, only seven
came out. What the hell happened? That's so weird? All right,
So talking to these adult stars abouttheir worst day at work at the A
Vienna Wards and this girl, SarahSarah Ryder s e R a R y

(34:37):
d e R. She ared upto me and also very small patique.
You know, she looks sort oflike the lady who works down the hall
here Annie. Uh oh. Shewas talking to me like she said it
was saying how did I She wantedto talk about how she got into the
adult business, because I know alot of you ladies out there if they
can, right, yeah, wantto do a gummy bear stuff? Sixteen
dollars an hour to watch a guysit on? Man, I'll do that

(34:59):
all day, I was asking.Apparently, it's just this easy. I
used to sell cars and one ofthe girls that I worked with, she
was like, oh, I'm gonnado phone sex and make some extra money.
And I was like, I couldI could do that. I could
do phone sex. Do you thinkyou have a sexy boice? No?
But I was like, I coulddo something like that. So I treated

(35:20):
just like, hey, does anyoneknow how to do sex work? And
an agent saw and like recruited methat way. She just shout out that
question. Well, she could bemy favorite so far? Is look me
too cute? I didn't see theother one. The other one that you
said that was like the Daddy Mayhere. She is Danny May, Daddy

(35:40):
May. She's more of a likeAerona Grond. Both they're similar. No,
this Sarah, This Sarah Rider's wayback. It's funny. Actually,
Sarah Ryder came up to me liketried to hug me. She said,
I'm just I've been here all daytalking all these creepers and need to talk
to a real man. Oh wow, not quite exactly, not quite exactly,
said you just happened to be theI was wearing a nice suit at

(36:00):
the time. Okay, you know, she said, she said, hey,
you know, it's it's person afterperson. She just wanted a little
break actually, all right, Sothat's how it started. And so I
bring this up to Sarah. Iyou know, I hear that and there's
alarm bells going off in my head. So I asked her about that.
If you put out on Twitter,hey I'm looking for a porn agent,
I imagine a lot of those folksmight not be on the up and up.

(36:21):
No, I'm so so grateful because, like hindsight, it was very
stupid to go, like, meetwith some stranger two hours away from my
house to suck right. Yeah,you think now that I look back on
in retrospect. At the time,was stranger yourself? Just to you know?

(36:42):
And I heard this from a numberof women I talked to. Apparently,
the like legit porn agents, theywill have a roster of other clients
and they'll give you their numbers,and you FaceTime with those girls and say,
hey, who's this guy, Howdoes he treat you? Et cetera,
et cetera. Why would you trust? Uh, you know, the
people that he's telling you about.Of course they're going to say nice things.
Well, yeah, could it bea is laying Maxwell situation. You
know, I could see like goingand finding other people who you know,

(37:04):
like for through credits or whatever,and then reaching out to those people like,
hey, tell me about this guy. Yeah, just randomly exactly.
So anybody like, guys, thatwas a dumb thing when you're applying for
a job, like can you providereferences? Yeah, I'm gonna give you
someone who's gonna say like I'm terrible, awful worker, lazy. Yeah,
it's mostly just my friends that I'mgiving references exactly. So does traditional porn

(37:25):
for lack of a better term,still exist where they actually go to a
studio and then and then how dothey how do they make money? Like
how do they Well, there area large subset of guys who still pay
for porn. Yeah, goes online. There's like because you bring up by
the whole thing as opposed to clipsor whatever. Because you bring up like,
you know, you porn or anyof those sites or whatever, they're

(37:45):
always trying to get you to signup or yeah, whatever channel is,
Oh you like this channel right,milks or us or whatever you know.
Yeah, and still yeah, andapparently Sarah so this is again her first
time. She just put a feelerout of the internet. Now just going
to some stranger's house two hours awayto suck a d and well, let's
let's see how that ended for it. I drove two hours. I was

(38:06):
signing the paperwork, shaking like achihuahua. I was so scared. And
then we went upstairs. I saton the bed. I'm just in like
a little bra and like a tinylittle skirt. And he turned the camera
on and brought me a hot andI just I turned into a freak.
I just started having a grand aletime. Hopefully you've given some young ladies
some courage, Yes, hopefully.Hey, if you feel like you could

(38:27):
be a slut, try it out. Yeah, try just go for try
it. There's a slogan for you. She's inspirational. She's the cutest one
so far. She's also the funny. She's great. Yeah, going cute
love Sea Bass apparently is a voraciousperson. When you turn the camera on.
Yeah, a freak. Well,we're gonna take a quick break that

(38:47):
we'll come back. There's still acouple more people to talk to. I've
got some other characters. They're notnecessarily porn stars, but other people in
attendance to get give you more ofa feel of what the AVAN Awards is
vibe. Yes, so that's that'swhere we're trying to do. What else
are the A b N's about,then the other getting a feel and hanging
out with Chet Hanks? What exactlywhat is this? What do you show?

(39:10):
Hey, if you feel like youcould be a slut to try it
out? Yeah, so we learnedbefore the break do it from one of
the stars that Sea Bass was talkingto at the Adult Video News Awards,
I feel like Sarah e R.I feel like she could be a regular
guest of ours. She seed likein person, very fun going. Maybe

(39:30):
she could be our official porn correspondentlike that now Menace. You had a
question off there. I even broughtthis up there. What of all the
celebrities there, the biggest celebrity wasnot che Hanks, It was actually the
musical performer Manas. Yeah. How'dyou know about this Iggy Azelia? Yeah?
The online and I know Greg loves. I was wondering if she came
out to open the show performance andthen came back later with a performance,

(39:53):
how was she? She was good? It was clearly a lipsyn ish deal
that she ran out on stage.She had like six back backup dancers.
Did these two songs I've never heardof, but they're all very sexual and
f words. The crowd enjoyed hervery much. And yeah, well remember
this song, Hell yeah, fancythat was the rule. Whatever year that

(40:13):
was, it was, it wasthe year that we moved here for this
job. Fourteen. Well, shewas there because she has only fans.
Oh that's right. She made atrillion dollars. She made way more money
on only fans, ever than themusic. Yeah, but the crowd loved
her. She was well received intwo songs and awesome kept the show moving.

(40:35):
Nice. How does Joe Blow goto this? Can you boy,
you buy a ticket to the awardshow? Yeah? A couple like the
low low ones in the balcony orlike one fifty in the Tokyo Japan shout

(40:57):
out, thank you, speaking thatwe've made better quoted today, Thanks you.
Speaking of which though, actually bringsus to our next guest. I
saw this big guy walking around.He had a like a cartoon yellow tiger
mask on and he was doing interviewsand I said, that's interesting. Turns
out his name is Fingermaster fifty six, and apparently he is a Japanese and

(41:22):
Chinese porn correspondent. By the way, did you see he has over a
million followers on YouTube specialscribers, sohe's doing quite well and just interviewing porn
stars. But I so I talkedto him about how all that works.
My channel is called finger Master.It's weird, right, It's come from
my Chinese channel's name Chung Home andit means middle finger. Yes. I

(41:46):
want to introduce to the adult culture, like adult video, like prostitution.
I want to maybe people think thisis very normal and legal, is normalized.
Yeah, right, your favorite termnormal Now, he said he's wearing
it's like a tiger slash luchador mask. He says he wears that because his

(42:07):
family would not approve of his lifestock and he brings more of what the
He talked to me about what hesaw at the Avna Lords. I have
seen some bos provide some like youcan't ask the girl to spit in your
mouth. I think that is veryawesome experience. This time I come to
here, I tried to make peoplelearn more about the United States, a

(42:30):
thous culture. That's cool because theystill have the educating that's He's still that
thing in Japan where they blur outWieners, Yeah, and he's like,
no, she's very disappointing. It'sodd, very odd. I've got time
for one more. Here Sea Bassfrom the Adult Video News Awards the Oscars
of Porn. This is just afan. His name is Nick. He
was walking around in a white teashirt that had about fifty signatures on it.

(42:51):
Collecting autograph, Yeah, collecting autographs. So I talked to Nick about
that. How many autographs are onyour T shirt? Probably over fifty.
You just go up to the ladiesto say, hey, sign me.
Basically, I got Angela White,a Bella, Danger, Kubbe Thompson.
She's an up a comber too.What are you gonna do with this T
shirt with all these signatures on it? After you're done with the weekend?
Just keep it in my closet andwait for next year and do another one.

(43:15):
But there's no my second. You'redoing it? Yeah, no idea
like framing it, putting up inthe living room or something. No,
I was singing, I have anotherone, Like I told you, it's
auction at all. He looks exactlyhow I picture. He's the coolest guy.
Hasn't working at Game Stop. Helooks like a murderer. You think
he just looks like guy be goingaround with the pornograph. You look,

(43:37):
you've loved porn so much you buya ticket to go get autographs. Yeah,
you know, Yeah, he lookslike Mind's Eye nailed that one and
buried some bodies in the Okay,this is and same. You're being haters.
Yeah, he's a normal dude.And that's the thing though, when
you go to the expo, theA V and Expo, you can meet
these girls in person. Yeah.Wow, would you say that's the best

(43:57):
thing about coming to the A Vand Expo? Is you just having FaceTime
with all these ladies? Oh?Yeah, because you regular You know,
you watch years after years after years, and then you see the only person
and it's totally different experience than youdo watching them all over the screen.
Which one of these ladies smell thebest? I want to see Nikki Ben's
are you gonna get any more today? Are you going to the war show

(44:20):
tonight? Maybe I'm gonna get acouple more and then probably not their Worshow
tonight I got things to do andpeople to see. Oh is that code
for? Like he bought one ofthese girls how dare you know? Because
you were talking about that you couldspend however much money you can't not.
Yeah, it's it's not hooking.You can privately hire some of these ladies,
but you wouldn't be able to.They wouldn't be booking themselves during the
awards show. They're gonna be onstage to get those troubles guys on one

(44:45):
well maybe the after part. Yeah, all right, Well there you go,
Sea Bass nights working our correspondent party. Do you learn so much?
Ab had Awards this year? Andagain the biggest takeaway if you feel like
you could be a slut, tryit up, don't go anywhere, show
will be right back. What doyou And so I told you I had

(45:08):
an idea at some point last yearthat Hey, for twenty twenty four,
what I would like to do isroll out a what do you show Employee
of the Month award? Yeah,And we were asking that because there's a
listener component to it. But thething it's tricky about that is it can't
be completely up to the listeners becausethere's a lot of stuff that happens behind
the scenes, and that I thinkit's only fair that you take that into

(45:30):
account because there's a lot of peoplethat helped make this this show possible,
you know, and so like maybebecause the listeners they don't they don't really
know here somewhere, those content arekind of shocking. How many people work
on this show it is. Iwas thinking, when you really here to
what it is and you see whatit is, yes, yeah, yeah,
yeah, a lot of people.And every time I talk to the

(45:51):
company, it's not enough. Ikeep saying, we need more. Yeah
yeah, yeah, of course Ialways ask for more. You never give
back. Sure, oh you neverknow you yeah exactly. It's like those
line items on the on the budget. They spend it or lose it.
So yeah, of course. Yeah. All right. So looking over the

(46:13):
list, the final considerations were MenaceBort, Vaughan, Sea Bass, and
Greg So everybody, myself, CarolineMorgan, yeah not on the list.

(46:35):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, so these were all the people that
somebody voted for, like of likeasking the staff, right, these people
got votes that combined with what Isaw when we talked about it and people
were texting over feedback. I heardfrom that, and of course my final
vote, I am ineligible, yeah, no for the for the award.

(46:59):
Yeah, I cannot win Employee ofthe Month. Why would I be able
to win Employee of the month.I'm the one who votes on it.
Now I have the final vote.Why do you do something extraordinary? Will
what if I nominate you? Well? You no, I'm just I'm not.
I'm not in that pool. Sowhy is that week? I mean,
you know, it makes sense tome, like like what if what
if the manager? What if?What if the regional director? What if

(47:22):
Michael Scott got the vote for himself? He was like everybody on the show
voted for Caroline. Everybody you havethe quote the final vote to make it
bored, I'm confused. Yeah,I mean I could, but like,
why would I do that? That'swhy I'm asking, Yeah, I could,
I have the because I'm taking anaccount the listeners, I'm taking account

(47:45):
the voting here and then my owntake from you know, my position and
where I sit. And so Iwould say, uh, after much consideration,
the first ever, what did youshow Employee of the month? Ghost
too Boort? Well, actually,I think you know, if we had

(48:09):
been doing this, he would havewon a number of times. The guy
does so much for this show.But no, he I'm looking at like
even amongst the staff, he gotthree of the votes. Bart, he
got three of the votes slide fromfrom the from the staff excellent. Yeah,

(48:30):
uh Menace you got you got twovotes, and that's the thing.
And I would say that Menace wonthe listener vote, and I think a
lot of that was after Menace inthe eggs Benedict and also and and Bravey
making the case about the hot space, so that that was a very strong
showing. And I did not votefor myself, No, no, no,

(48:51):
no Menace. Actually, can Isay who you voted for? Menace
voted for Sea Bass. That's likethey're a little team. No, just
he brings a lot of to thetable. People say that he show wouldn't
exist today if it weren't for SeaBass, But I hear that curious.

(49:14):
My favorite segment, there's this weekendAudio. There's plenty of months where Seed
Bass would be the runaway winner.In my mind. Uh yeah, Sea
Best is another one who does alot of stuff, a lot of time
consuming stuff. You know, it'sthe stuff that he wants to do.
I think he's got the best jobof anybody in here actually, as far
as like all the responsibility he does, what he wants to do and pretty

(49:35):
much nothing that he does. Yeah, but like Born's actually in charge of
a lot of stuff. I meannot just I know, he's in the
production department. He's you know,working with a lot of audio and stuff
like that, but a lot ofthe technical side of things. He's correspondent,
wrestling correspondent. And also he's overseeinga lot of the behind the scenes

(49:57):
you know, workers on the showand you know, things getting carried out
the way they're supposed to. Imean, he knows the place inside now.
So Bord, congratulations on your biggerword. Would you ask you everybody,
would you would you like to saya couple of words? Yeah.
Yeah, it's a it's an honorto be the inaugural employee of the month,
and I'm setting the bar extremely highthe good luck for the rest of

(50:20):
you losers, and it is worthevery ounce of sleep deprivation. Thank you
guys so much, everybody. Andby the way, I did get a
plaque. It's it'll be here.I think it should be here by the
end of the week. Nice.There's a spot for Board's picture, so
we're got to take a picture ofBoard. And then it says, what
do you Show employee the month,Bort January twenty twenty four. So that

(50:45):
will go up in the wall maybehere in the office somewhere. We got
to find a place for it.And then in the office I bought another
one where just like the twelve littlespaces like those little like like a little
brass plaques slide no. No,So each month we're gonna have to get
one engraved. Oh wow, it'llgo up, print it off and it'll
go up on that board for twentytwenty four and that will keep track of

(51:07):
all the ones for the month.And then at the end of that month
will when we award the next one, Bort, that plaque is then your
keepsake. Oh you get to keepit? Why nice? I know,
on the memorial Wow, exactly.And then it'll be like Michael Scott going
around, So where's your dundee?Yeah, round here somewhere. Yeah.

(51:28):
It's very good quality. It's likea cherry it's like a cherry wood,
like a dark cherry wood. Oh. Yeah, it's very nice. So
official, it's very official. Allright, Well, congratulations Bored the very
first ever Woody Show Employee of theMonth. Well deserved. We're gonna take
a quick break. We've got GregGory with the trending news headlines coming up
for you. Next one. Rightback the Woody Show, and we are

(51:59):
gonna get caught up on some ofthe news here for you. This morning.
I did see they had a massiveyear over year drop in revenue.
UPS has announced that they're laying offabout twelve thousand employees. Wow. And
managers in contractor positions make up mostof those layouts. But I feel like

(52:20):
my entire career in radio, whichis going on close to thirty years at
this point, we've always run recruitmentads for UPS. There seems to be
that's the place it's always desperate forworkers. Yeah, I find this surprising.
Yeah, and when you're out andabout you see nothing but UPS trucks.
Wait is it? Because wasn't therean Amazon deal? Amazon was using
UPS and that right now they're buyingat their own fleet now partially Yeah,

(52:44):
Yes, says the cuts are toalign resources and we'll save the company close
to a billion dollars. Wow.So by getting rid of twelve thousand employees,
I could save a billion dollars.What are they paying? I'm trying
to think, like, why istheir business down? And I think it
might be the Amazon Amazon thing.Sure, and I know you guys that's
correct. You guys are an oldtiming like me with bills and whatnot.
But I drop them off at thepost office. You never, Oh,

(53:07):
I ride my horse down at thepost office. It's right next to the
general staw. Yeah it's always packed. Yeah yeah. Also cutting jobs as
American Airlines they're announcing cuts to sixhundred and fifty employees and they say to
provide elevated customer service. Well,you can't fall off the floor, shes

(53:28):
Airlines. It sucks hard, iswhat he's speaking. Yeah, it's woodie.
American Airlines blows and he will ownthat. Yeah, they're like,
which, I'm flying the next week. So what you think is spit in
my seat. What you think ofspirit is what I think of American.
I've never had a bad experience.Really. I love the little flip down
phone holders. Oh yeah, Ido. Like I will say, the

(53:49):
newer planes are are better, butlike the I feel like I'm always delayed.
I feel like, you know,if I am sitting in a seat
that has an outlet, that's theone outlet that doesn't work. But you
know, the employees are always prettyrude allegedly, you know, but I'm
I do fly other than like Southwest. I fly them the most because they
go direct to the places that Ineed to go. So I just had

(54:12):
I guess maybe because I've had moreexperience with them. Yeah, but I
have say Spirit. Oh, I'veflown Spirit a lot over the last couple
of years, and it's been onthe floor. No, it's been lovely,
Gregory. What are some of theother trending news headlines. President Biden
said that he's made a decision onhow to respond to that attack at the
military base in Jordan that killed threethree US troops and injured twenty five,

(54:32):
but he didn't give any specifics.So it's probably going to evolve air strikes
and missiles launched from the sea,and those strikes will target I Ran backed
militants who are responsible, like everybody, like you know, if you're the
people who did it, they giveyou anxiety. It's kind of like when
you got in trouble as a kidand they say, wait till your dad
gets home. Man, you waitedfor that car to come up with a
veway. They've been making these attackswhile like, oh man, the US

(54:54):
says they know what they're going todo, right, but they're not saying.
Meanwhile, in Gaza, Is admittedthat they have pumped seawater into those
tunnels that Hamasius is to hide andtravel around in. And they skirted the
question for about a month, butthey did admit to pumping water from the
Mediterranean into those tunnels. And theUS is now warning Israel that that seawater
that floods the tunnels could endanger hostage. Can you imagine you're one of those

(55:15):
hamas guys. You're hanging in therehaving a great day, just you know,
being a terrorist. Yeah, allof a sudden, giant wave of
seawater and starts coming through. Ohno, run there. They can escape
it in movies. Yeah. Soif you have a trip to Jamaica planned,
you should probably reschedule or at leastconsider rescheduling because the State Department issued

(55:39):
a travel warning and it's a levelthree warning and that means reconsider travel.
It's because of the high murder ratein Jamaica and they've had sixty five murders
just this month. Wow. Wow, I mean last time I read it,
they had it at level two andnow it's level three. They put
it to level three. Wow,okay for real. This sixty five murders

(56:00):
this month actually low compared to lastJanuary they were eighty one. It's murdered
month. Yeah. I was talkingthe other day with you guys about like
when you get to Jamaica and let'ssay you're taking a cruise, Like you
get off the boat and then you'vegot to drive through like the slums,
the slum like for forty five minutes, straight out of the movies type stuff,

(56:21):
just to get to a beach.And then you get to like a
resort. You're like, oh,yeah, no, I'm out a five
star resort. What about like youknow they get to like a nice beach.
Yeah, pretty much, you're likedropped off, Like right, why
would the cruise ships you know that'swhere that's the port. Yeah yeah,
hmm, that's a that's a badplan by Jamaica. They should have like
Can Kuhn does a pretty good job, although there's problems. You know,

(56:45):
more recently. That's the same waywith like Cabo, but they try to
keep that nonsense. So you're goingthrough a lot of slums before you get
to Cabo's nothing compared to Jamaica.Yeah, but they just want to keep
a lot of that nonsense away fromthat tourist area because it's so much money
for them. It's bad for business. What happened to one love people?
And I heard also they're like theBahamas. There's been something called the Bahamas

(57:07):
believe that's at level two right now. Yeah, violent crime in Jamaica's up,
armed robbery, sexual assault, homeinvasions, and they say that these
could even happen at resorts, andlocal police they say they don't respond effectively
to all this. So really it'sjust not the last resort in Cancun,
I saw armed guards on the beach. Oh that's right. That was after

(57:29):
that shooting they had, right,Yeah, they don't do that. Where
I stay, they go, Ihave Maybe they're just not so visible.
I say, like I have seenlike where you're you're going from the airport,
there's like one main highway basically goesright down the coast from Cancun down
like Plattel Carmen, and uh,you know there will be like these checkpoints

(57:51):
where those dudes with those giant gunsor like stopping random cars and you know,
things like that. And I meanthey are heavily armed. Yeah,
there's this one spy in Haiti thatin one of the cruise lines has and
everything looks normal, everything looks likepicture perfect paradise. And then in the
hills they have a like this rollercoaster you can take, and then you

(58:13):
go up there and then you realizethe hills is just full of like guards
in like people with the guns.Like, yeah, you would have no
idea when you're on the beach.Yeah, you're being protected that cruise.
I'm going on for spring break withthe kids and my parents and stuff.
We're going to Jamaica, Haiti andBahamas. I issue not stay on the

(58:34):
boat. On the boat, hugeboat symphony in the seas. Look,
kids, Jamaica. No, son, it's fine. Just go directly to
the resort. Don't get off thebus. We're not going to a resort
the whole You're not gonna get offthe ship. We go to like maybe

(58:58):
the beach or whatever you like,don't get it. You've got to be
shuttled there. Yeah, that's whatI'm saying about. Go directly to the
resort because the excursion, right,do not pass go Yeah, you say
resort, I'm thinking, like,oh, we're gonna go stay there.
No, like a hotel. That'swhere they take you on the excursion.
Gotcha, go to the place.Go to the place. Don't give it
direct to the place. Just goto the place on the bus. I

(59:23):
was yesterday years old when I learnedthis, and it's been known for a
couple of months. But Brock Purty, the quarterback of the forty nine Ers,
lives in San Francisco with a roommate. Right, Yeah, so he
just didn't get enough money. Yeah. He did an interview with Today as
he does, he confirmed that helives with a forty nine Ers offensive lineman
Nixicale. Brock says that they grilla lot, they hang out and watch

(59:44):
movies. Uh, you think hewould just get his own place. He
makes eight hundred and seventy grand isa salary. He can afford a nice
place. Half of the still hecan afford a nice place. He is.
Uh, he's one of those peoplethat just doesn't like to be by
the well. Jared Goff when hewas the quarterback for the Rams living in
Los Angeles, he had a hehad a roommate. His roommate was one

(01:00:07):
of the salespeople at the radio stationworked so so random station. Brock is
engaged though, to his girlfriend JennaBrandt, so the roommate situation will probably
end pretty soon. He's going tobe getting a fat deal exactly. Let's
see how he performs in the SuperBowl. Doesn't matter, man, it
might it might not be quite fast. You got to the super He's going

(01:00:27):
to get a contract. Even ifhe got traded to another team, He'll
get a nice He'll get get anice deal. It's not going to be
up where the big big deals are. Well, no, he's not gonna
get a Lamar deal or a Mahomesdeal. But I think he'll get I
think he'll get a serious I don'tthink he'll be a serious deal. I
mean, you know, two yearsin a row Chargers deal. What's that

(01:00:50):
dude's name, Herbert Herby, Herby. He's not going to get a Herbie
deal. Look then Suita Bowl.I mean, I'll be like twice he
got knocked out in the NFC Championshiplast year, right, Well, that's
because he got entered like right thefirst series. That's That's what I'm saying.
But like he got there right likehe was the quarterback of you No

(01:01:13):
last season too, came in,got him back to the NFC Championship,
even though I mean he's not thereason, but he's a big reason.
Yeah, exactly. He'll have noroommate money, yeah right, I mean
he won't have to have it,you know, even though he's only making
eight hundred and seventy thousand dollars menace, you know, after you know,
managers and everything else, you can'tafford to live on that. He lives
in California. Yeah, of course, people is four hundred thousand dollars lawyers

(01:01:38):
and he has sure agent agents.Yeah, and somehow like not everybody's making
that money. There's still a millionhe does. Millions of people he doesn't
have mansion money for. They livewith roommates. Not mansion money, but
not poor needing a roommate money barely. He he's at the store. Dude

(01:02:00):
right, cuts his hair. Yeah, well that's what's going on with all
right, Thank you very much,Greg Gory Moore Woody Shows. Next thing
up next on a Woody Show manwill eat something gross. You made it

(01:02:21):
and just in time, the WoodyShow is back. He's surprised by this.
Somebody just texted over a Woody onthe iHeart app. When you guys
cut to commercial, it went toa Ryan Seacrest infomercial. Just writing them
back, it's weird. Yeah,it's not weird to us. They they
if you listen to the show onthe stream, they will run ads for

(01:02:44):
every other show in the building.You'll hear something for Big Boy, you'll
hear something for Ryan, which welike all these people. It's nothing against
them, it's just weird because itnever happens for us. No, you're
never listening to Ryan or Big Boyor whatever. They'll mention anything about the
Woody Show. Ever. I usethe iHeart Radio app quite a bit it
because I like to listen to meto a lot of different stations, and
it's always a Ryan Pimp a Babylike any other state, every other station.

(01:03:08):
I've never heard the wood Show ourstation. On the iHeartRadio app.
It will always be a video commercialfor another station or show or our whole
music used to be another station.Yeah, that's true to It wasn't even
our show, that's right, itwas. It was Valentine on my FM.

(01:03:31):
No idea how long that went?And you know what's funny, Like
the other people the other shows inthe building think that we've got it made.
That's it's crazy weird. Yeah,and I'm like, well, we're
all sitting here thinking that y'all gotit made because there's never a mention of
Alt or the Woody Show. We'venever gotten a balloon arch even though,

(01:03:52):
and if there is a mention,it'll be a booker and striker. Oh
yeah, Oh that's that's how itis. We're not going to get a
shout out a way. That's howit is now for sure. Yeah.
But again, we have no problemwith any of these people like friends,
big boy and right, Ryan's lovely. Ryan's a really cool guy. I

(01:04:13):
like him a lot. Yeah,Booker and striker obviously, those are our
boys. Cooks and cookies. Allhas nothing to do with any of these
people. It's just funny. Sowhen you text over that like, oh
you guys, cut to commercial,it's a Ryan Seacrest infomercial. Surprised.
That's just just how it goes theway it is. Yeah, that's how

(01:04:36):
that cookie crumbles eight seven four.You can hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven. We talk about shrink flation and you
know items that maybe have gotten worseover time, like oh man, the
quality of this product, this companyused to be so much better. Everything's
just disposable. But I hear thisis something. These are things that have

(01:04:57):
actually gotten better. According to likeactual consumers, flashlights were number one on
their list. Flash funny because youremember maglights back in the day, like
those flashlights like police used to have, Yeah, big, long, heavy,
so they were filled with d batteries. They were like twenty seven lumens.
And now just an everyday flashlight thatyou keep in a drawer somewhere that

(01:05:19):
might have forty five hundred lumens oflight. Yeah, something that fits in
the palm of my hand y isbrighter than those old bag lights. I
mean, think about like just alittle stupid light on your phone. Just
hell, that can be lumens,but just mad lumens. I bought this.
I bought this one flashlight I sawon Instagram ad for when I'm outside

(01:05:40):
and it's the it's in the dark, like it looks like I'm holding a
lightsaber. It's like a spotlight andit's super small. It's not much bigger
than like a like a highlighter.Oh, I thought it was one of
those police type ones. Wow,small, I'm gonna get that sneakers made
the list because like, dude,you think about those Chuck Taylors or like
even the early Jordan's. Yeah,there's no way you could those. Oh

(01:06:01):
man, I hate it because theJordan five is my favorite shoe and their
bricks. Man. Yeah. Incancer research made the list. I mean
there's been so many advancements in uh, you know, cancer treatments and it's
really really cool. Uh. Theyalso say, see some other things that
have gotten better. GPS and mapsobviously for sure, non alcoholic drinks,

(01:06:24):
frozen pizza. They also used tobe garbage before. Now it's like that
the croissant crushed. Do you knowso good? Do you know who's doing
croissant crushed as well? Is theCalifornia Pizza Kitchen? Oh they are,
they're frozen good good. Porn andweed made the list now, yeah we
free go through the beads. Yeah, all cheap guitars. Somebody said you

(01:06:49):
can buy one now for a fewhundred bucks. That absolutely blows away the
one that I started on like twentyfive years ago. So that's some things
have gotten better. You guys,it's the show, if you know what
I'm saying. I don't know whythis chick cares. There's this woman in

(01:07:10):
Colorado. Where's her name? CrystalGable is her name, And she just
found out that she's running for presidentand what the United States? And I
know everybody is like really bummed outbecause it's like, these are our choices.
We got Biden or we got Trump. Well, now she's in the

(01:07:32):
mix. She did not plan torun. She is not happy about it,
but she's on the ballot in Minnesota'sprimary, running as the and here
you go, rave Legalized Marijuana NowParty. So no, so because I
was wondering, like, how doesit even happen? I don't yeah,
I don't get the premise. Crystalis a marijuana activist and she has run

(01:07:57):
for a political office before. Butthis new situation happened because she used to
be in the party's Facebook group andthey nominated her without her permission. They
just thought she'd be cool with it. And she only found out because she
has a Google alert set up withher own name, and so she starts
popping up there and it's too late, I guess to have her name removed,
and so she's pissed and actively tellingpeople not to vote for her.

(01:08:20):
She says, we all have aquote common law right not to be forced
to be candidates, called the wholething anti democratic, Like, bitch,
calm down, Like you're not winninganyway. People are going to vote for
you. Yeah, and you don'thave to, like just because you're on
the Baptist I mean, you haveto go out and campaign and have to
do any of these things. Youdon't have to do anything. I'd be

(01:08:42):
kind of stoked running. I don'tunderstand why she's mad. You know you're
not gonna win. There's no chanceyou win. How much paperwork do you
have to do to run for president? That's a good question. I'll never
know. God, I still wonder, like why would anybody want that job?

(01:09:03):
Power? Power for what? Imean, that's a great question.
I think that's why we're still stuckwith who we're stuck with, because more
and more people don't want that job. Right. R F K Junior Robert
Kennedy Jr. Claims that Trump's peoplehave reached out to him about becoming the
running mate for Trump. Yeah,they reached out to me and I got

(01:09:30):
a call. Voice is crazy,I know, I thought like, wow,
he sick. The first time Iheard it, I was like wow,
how does Cheryl Hines deal with itdaily? That's that's a that's sure
fire away to never be asked todo a speech, right exactly, to
be so uncomfortable to sit and listento a speech, Cheryl, he looks
so good tonight, the guy thatI love her though, l Hines,

(01:09:51):
Yeah, rumoring that might run aswell. Gavin Newsome. His voice is
getting kind of crazy too. He'salways had rasp. Yeah, he's always
been pretty gravelly this way Gray,real quick show, really gravel, really
great and bad moms is what youmeant to say, right, I meant
to say, curb eight seven fortyfour. Woody, you can hit us

(01:10:13):
up with a text over to twoto nine eight seven, like al medic
and seabasset to mention Japan. Anyopportunity that Greg can drop bad moms into
the conversation, he Cheryl hes.The Woody Show, wood Woody Show,

(01:10:33):
all right, welcome into another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct We're
a little uh Boody show. Mailcall. Okay, this is from Tammy
in Pittsburgh. It's up Tammy,Hey Woody Show. I saw this and

(01:10:57):
I thought of Woody right away.Would love to know your on it if
it's gross or not. I likecandy corn, but not sure about this
freeze Stride version that I found melove freeze dride candy corn? Would you
punish astronauts? Yeah, it lookslike it would be like an edible,
doesn't it Like the way it's packaged, it's not though it says open arms

(01:11:20):
pharmacy F A R N A C. Why freeze dried candy? You know,
sounds very like it's confused. Thatsounds like weed. Yeah it does,
but I mean there's nothing. There'snothing on here. I mean here
that might be that bootlegs though youwant to it is. Yeah, and

(01:11:42):
again pharmacy with an F that's weedgelat open it up? Do smell like
weed? It all? It alwaysdoes. The packaging is straight up from
dispensary. Yeah, right, that'swhat I was saying, Like that,
are those those pills or vitamins orwhatever supplement you see at the gas station,
like those like packages that I amnot getting weed. Look at that,

(01:12:05):
Look at the brand online doing thatyou got that? But thank you
Tammy for thinking to me that's nice. But there's a lot of labeling on
the back. It doesn't there's nomention whatsoever a bootleg. Yeah, even
the bootlegs will mention you know whatit is, right, Apparently this is
like for reals, that's the thebrand. Yeah, do you pickles and

(01:12:27):
candy corn? Anybody wants to trydried pickles? No, what do you
try? Can? I'll try,just want to make sure it wasn't.
Yeah, they do it, butit's basically home home cured packaging that looks
just it really does, really do. And you use the word pharmacy with
an F. Again another clue aboutweed. Oh it's even sounds crunchy.

(01:12:56):
Okay, Well you like candy corn? Freeze driving is a big indie for
prepper world. Yeah he bored,Okay, that makes sense. He boy,
come on in likes candy corn.I'll have him try to because he's
a vegetarian. Kidding. Oh isthat right? Oh? We get egg
something new with Satan. Come trythe Devil's candy. Try candy straight from

(01:13:17):
the devil candy corn. Yeah,it tastes the same. It's just like
crunchy candy corn. It'll last fortwenty five years. No, that's a
nice face. No, I'm sayingit's good. The crunch like this tastes
that mic the crunch off for asecond, but taste, taste is good.
The taste is good. Taste good. Thank you, Tammy. Tammy.

(01:13:40):
Yeah, Tammy interesting, very sweet. I like him. Yeah,
always open arms pharmacy. Freeze driedcandy. That's a nice marshmallow. We
taste at the end, a marshmallowfinish. I guess they do freeze dried
skittles as well. There's so manyindicators that that would be weird. It's
got a basement on the front andgot five minutes from now. We're gonna

(01:14:01):
be so high board awesome. We'regonna be high as a kite. Yeah,
be worried. Okay, no,you probably need to get high.
Oh, relax. He's got someawful neighbors. Yeah, this guy's like
nuts who lives upstairs from them.He's got some nut job neighbor who is
just creating all kinds of problems.He's yelling at people in the middle of

(01:14:26):
the night, middle of the day, all just all hours. He was
lasting music for three weeks with asubwoofer, like the entire building could hear
it. Yeah, he's on hisphone yelling all night. He's yelling at
kids, on Xbox. Apparently he'srecently divorced. He has nothing better to
do with his life. He getshigh forgets to go to work, slamming
things around all Yes, why can'tanybody do anything? Because here's what it

(01:14:49):
is. It is his classic seabets is where he needs sea bets.
Yes, a lot of people,a lot of people are pissed at these
type of neighbors. And they allbitch can play in amongst each other,
but you gotta take concrete steps,calling management, filing complaints if need be,
calling the cops. Yeah, ohyeah, ahead of you. Yeah.
I for two months contacts in thepolice department. I've been pulled over

(01:15:12):
many times. Is on a firstname basis. He calls so much.
I have his own line. Ithink the worst part of it is that
Brett moved into this place and thena month later this guy moved in.
You know, this is a newplace that you just moved into, is
there? Yeah? It sucks,Yeah, because his last place they were

(01:15:33):
stealing the pipe. So he movedinto this new place and he's there for
a month and now this crazy guymoves in. Yeah. And the thing
is he moved from another place thatwas awful for completely different reasons. Yeah,
and you know now it's in thisplace and it's the neighbor, the
upstairs guy. How long was yourwater turned off at the other place?
It was three days because somebody stolethe pipe, the copper pipe outside the

(01:15:59):
the main end of the waters.Are you sure we're paying him enough this
reason the month he did just saythe sentence me, I'll be worried.
That's a sad sentence. Thank you, Greg. That's the update on board,
Greg Gore. I've been meaning toask you, because we talked.

(01:16:23):
I got an interesting text from Greg. Yeah, he's been doing out of
my character, and I want toknow if he came to a decision on
what we were talking about. Ididn't. I have a follow up.
So forty nine Ers, my favoriteteam, are going to the super Bowl.
It's my dad's favorite team. AndI thought, of all years of
my life that I wish the SuperBowl was on a Saturday, this would
be the year. And then youguys said, you know, the invented

(01:16:45):
airplanes, and then I said,yeah, but I also don't want to
fly back late at night and haveto be at work at three in the
morning. I want to, youknow, do one or the other.
So I texted Woody last night.I'm like, were you being serious?
Would you be cool if I tookthat Monday off? He wrote, yeah,
of course. So I immediately wentonline and booked a flight and I'm

(01:17:09):
going to get on an airplane.And then I called my dad and I
said, guess what. Oh,and he answered the phone it was meant
to be. He never answered,and Hi, I'm gregd Hi Greg's dad.
Yeah, and uh, he said, that is the best news I've
gotten all week. And he's superexcited. Then my mom jumped on the

(01:17:30):
phone and she's like, we needto plan a menu. That is so
Greg family, right, you cansee where it comes from. Now,
I'm super happy. I'm very excited. I'm over the moon happy about that.
My other update is I had thatNew Year's resolution that was very vague,

(01:17:50):
to be cleaner, to be better. I only shaved once a week,
and then by the end of theweek I look like a bum.
And I thought, you know,I should probably dress better, I should
shave more often. I've done noneof it. I think I've gotten sloppier.
Yeah, and then I can gosee my parents all fat and gross.

(01:18:13):
Yeah, fat, Greg, Ido support your decision with your dad.
But it's not like the forty nineers haven't been to the super Bowl
anytimes. I agree, but thisyear is different. And what what he
was joking about diferent? Well,because they are getting older, we're getting
older and my dad's getting older.And how often does this happen? I
meant often for the forty nine Actually, I know, and I should have

(01:18:34):
done it in the past. Soseize the day, do it now?
Right, Yolo? Right? You'rewrong, you guys exactly? You don't
have parents in your eighties. Yeah, I'm writing my wrong. You don't
know that, like I should havedone it before. I'm assuming. Yeah,
so you're assuming. I know youryour mom's not I know, right,
your mom's younger than me. Yeah, I know basically, And I

(01:18:59):
think somebody misheard he's not going tothe super Bowl. No, no,
go to watch the super Bowl withhis dad? Yeah? Yes, who
am I Jeff based? Yeah,he's going to be determined. No,
yeah, we'll watch it at That'snice. I'm so happy. I thought
it was interesting you even had theyou have felt the need to ask,
like I just wanted to take it. He might have been take days off
yes, do whatever you want.It's kind of not like us to do

(01:19:23):
that though. Usually you know,people have things going on, like you
know, Ravey has done it.I've done it to take my son to
Super Sports weekend and you got somethingpopping. You know me, you want
to do it, I'm a littlemouse. I have to yeah, little
mouse, like I'm gonna text Woodyand then if he says, yeah,
that's cool, I'm going to booka flight. And if I said my
dad, what if I said nah, then I wouldn't have Seriously, I

(01:19:45):
wouldn't even have told my dad thatI was thinking, oh my god,
no, because then he would havesaid, oh, why can't you come?
Just come and stay? But doyou think I was really going to
say no, or that I would. I thought you. I thought you
might have said no. I justsaid that would be nice of you to
go. But now are you area? Kind of get out of here?
I know you. I've never donethis before, so I did. I
didn't know what to think. Youthought that's what I would. Oh,

(01:20:06):
Greg, if nobody's ever tried sushi, they don't know what to think the
first time they have it. Havewe met? Do you know me?
It was very nice. It was. It was such a good night.
And then I couldn't sleep because Iwas so excited. So that's why it
looks like this today. Right,and then I didn't shave and I look
like a bone. More Wooden Show'scoming up next year, says, bring

(01:20:34):
Sammy back into the show. She'shere. I'm right here. She has
she has been more quiet lately,but she's here. I assure you she
out here. She out here forshow. Yeah. We talk about this
kind of stuff every once in awhile. You hear, like we talk

(01:20:57):
about time shares or Kyle practor psychics, things like that. The author of
any kind of like how to GetRich book? Yeah, I could show
you how to be a billionaire?Yeah. Professions that are basically scams.
Telemarketers for sure, the devil.Yeah. Politicians O god, Yeah,

(01:21:24):
politicians screw you, George Washington.They tell you what you want to hear.
They get money from me to runfor office, they get your vote
to be elected, and then oncethey're in office, they don't really do
anything at all except you know,line their pockets. Sure. Anyone dealing
in cryptocurrency, yeah, art dealers, art dealing? Really? Wait,

(01:21:45):
what's wrong with an art dealer.What's wrong with an art dealer? As
Greg goes into the art world,Yeah, the next Jackson Pollock. Yeah,
I mean these are just all likeyou know, when when they're asking
people what professions do you considered tobe just a bunch of scam artists like
chiropractors. I mean, you canmake an argument that they are, that
they're not some people people. Isaw a guy I think his name is

(01:22:09):
Dallas Crack. He goes by DallasCrack, Yeah, and he was giving
Shack an adjustment and I'm thinking,like, man, like, how do
you even right? Just because he'sso big, Like how do you get
the leverage? And you know theamount of but Shack was He posted it
on his social at least on hisInstagram if you want to see it.

(01:22:33):
His back, his his leg insome way because they were like kind of
just like a quick jolt on hisleg, just straight like as he used
to try to pull his leg offand you just heard this pop he did
his neck, which freaks me outto watching people get their neck cracked freaks
me out. Have you seen theones where they put the long strap under
the chin and then they get backand pull it real fast. No,

(01:22:54):
thank you, manas it seems likehe'd be way into chiropractice. He used
to be. But I don't watchthose videos anymore. But there is one
that I follow, and it's allanimals. That's animal. It seems like
you'd be into it in real life. Yeah, I want to, but
I'm kind of with Woody. I'mafraid. I don't want people to,
like crack my neck and stuff likethat. I know people that have gone

(01:23:17):
messed up after getting that done andthey had to have surgery. Somebody says,
I have no respect for life coaches. Life coach. Anybody can decide
to do it one day, youknow what. I'm coach. Other consultants.
Okay, it was like no showjobs. Radio stations pay for so

(01:23:39):
much consulting, so dumb. Ohyeah, and what are we doing here?
Yeah exactly. This is not importantstuff. So much money. I
think it's NASA. Oh my god, I've got a consult It's not a
scam. What I'm about to say, like, I don't. I don't
think the profession's a scam. Ijust have and it's intensified over the years.

(01:24:00):
I've always been like God, butnow it's like I have like a
full on dislike borderline hatred for personalinjury attorneys, like every like they just
seem like the most narcissistic, selfabsorbed. Every ad has to be them
on the billboard, pointing like it'sit's it's never like it's they all say

(01:24:21):
the same crowdhere. Every ad isexactly the same from the other. I've
never had to use one, neverhad to deal with one. I know
it's a legit profession. It's justone of those professions that I just don't
have any respect for. It's justit's so I don't know, like they

(01:24:42):
use that term ambulance chaser. It'sit's like there's something pathetic about it.
There's something that seems like maybe itshould be a scam, even though I
know it's not a scam. Butit's just every ad is mega cheesy.
Every person you see on the thesebillboards looks like a douche. You know,
I just realize you saying that injurylawyers that make the ads all about

(01:25:09):
them or the rpace. It isthe same with people who own mattress stores,
like they're obsessed with themselves. Ohyeah, they go to any town
and if there's a local mattress guy, and he's on TV, he's on
billboards. Yeah, but those thoseare those mattress dealers. Yeah, are
the car dealers who do the same, the local car dealers. Yeah where
they they've made themselves see that verymuch anymore with the car dealers. I

(01:25:31):
still see it. Yeah. Ijust saw one of his football theme It
was the most cringey. Really,Oh my god. It's like these two
like looking like almost seventy year olddudes with football helmets on. It's like,
what is going on? Anything youadd to the list, Like what's
what's a what's a Professionally you justdon't have any respect for. I don't

(01:25:55):
think this is as are. Thething's a scam. It's not a career
per se as it used to be. You can watch like the Beckham documentary
on Netflix and see how bad itreally was. But like those douchebags that
show up at airports with their cameratrying to talk to celebrities that are just
getting off planes and stuff like that, Like paparazzi used to be like a

(01:26:16):
real thing and really invasive, butafter Princess Diana died, they started actually
putting rules up. But like youknow, Ben affleck can't take out the
trash without somebody there like snapping picturesof him, sure and selling it.
I have no respect for anybody thatdoes. Yeah, I agree, it's
so gross. That's what I wasgonna say too. The paparazzi, I

(01:26:38):
hate them. I just think they'relike scum of the earth. Yeah,
they are sly. Did you seethat ten minute video? I'm sure,
I mean, no one's paying attentionanymore to Kanye, but there was,
yeah, a thing with paparazzi.It was like a ten minute video that's
online like this past week. Idid see something and then going back and
forth because he took the paparazzi's phonesomebody else, yeah, somebody well,

(01:26:59):
yeah, it was a chick andshe asked Kanye if his wife has free
will? Okay, and he gotmad and snatched the phone away from her.
And by the way, he's he'sgot a full face, Matt,
he's got like a panty ho overhis head. Basically, you got at
you got a panty on your head. He's like, that's the dumbest question

(01:27:20):
ever. But he went on,He's call the police. So I took
your phone. I have your phone. I'm not giving I call the police,
go ahead, I don't care.Yeah. Well, Greg, as
you've always said, when you getyour picture taken, there, it's shooting
bullets out of the camera. It'saractice. It's the price you pay.
If ben Affleck, first of all, he probably doesn't take out the trash,
but if he does, he getshis picture taken. Oh, No,

(01:27:48):
one profession that I don't have anyrespect for. And I use the
adjective over zealous, the over zealoussecurity or bouncer person. And it reminds
me that time we were at arecently at a concert and Woody and I
were standing talking and the guy cameup to us, huge guy in a
suit, thinking he's the FBI.You can't stand here? Oh where can

(01:28:11):
you stand? And he pointed tothe ground that was literally six inches It
was from I kid you not.It's like when they're here, it's like
when they're going to a replay tosee if the guy's line was completely behind
the three point line. And Ithought, no, see how account it
the dumbest thing I've ever experienced.Yeah, like you would all you would
almost need a video review, Likewhat was I already in the spot that
you told me to go can wherecan we stand then if we can't write

(01:28:34):
a negligible and we took like abillionth of an inch step to the right
and it's solved. No, itdidn't make it so people can get through
easier. There was no were theby the way, We're there for work,
and so we were there to godo I think it was a stage
announcement. Wasn't work right, sowe were waiting to go on stage.
We have the microphones in our hands. You can't stand here, stand here.

(01:28:54):
And then one time at work,I couldn't even use our own bathroom
because quote, there's an artist inthere, you know who it was.
I pushed through that one time.Yeah, I did too. Yeah,
like, well too bad, we'reall working. I should have done it.
Yeah, it's it's not it's nota private restroom. This is the
flo if you want, if youwant the one seater that's down the hall.

(01:29:15):
Yeah. I have no problems withlike event security and you know security
in general, but there is onethat I don't have respect for, and
it's the one that they're like assignedto a like a parking lot and then
they sit in like a patrol car. I'm just like oh yeah, yeah,
it's not like a real yeah,Like it depends if they're getting aggressive

(01:29:39):
with you, you know what Imean, Like if they're just sitting there
like I'm all right, they're justdoing they're just doing their job. It's
the ones who act like cops.Yeah you know yeah those Yeah, no
no respect for that, bro,because again, we deal with event security
all the time. It's not abig deal. Once in a while they'll
be like some person that's taking itlike way too serious, But it's fine.

(01:30:00):
Funeral funeral salesman. Funeral salesman,like, yeah, would that be
the funeral director maybe? I meanthat's funeral directors. You have to go
in there and pick a casket.Number of people who are selling you on
that stuff because they're like, ohthis one, uh, this one.
There's a lot of stuff that youcould read about the funeral industry. Sure,
you know likes yeah, they're sellingyou on this stuff. That makes

(01:30:21):
really no difference. They're just takingadvantage of people who are at a you
know, rigging, get it setup ahead of times, right when you're
not crazy emotionals. What happened isone a cemetery's full. How do they
make money. I don't get it. Well, you just take the oldest
tombstone there, you remove it becausenobody's coming to visit them anywhere they died
like an eighteen hundred it's Poulter guys. Yeah, and then you just clear

(01:30:41):
it. You let it kind ofgrow over a little bit, and then
you sell that. Okay, yeah, easy, and then just start stacking
eat right, easy. Oh,you just remove whatever's there, gonna no
one's got old. Yeah. Haveyou ever gotten to the check to see
if your relative is still under there? You know I had probably Yeah,
well they put they build buildings onthe property then and yeah, right exactly,

(01:31:01):
so you start stacking in the eventuallyit's a skyscraper, mausle right,
you're taking an elevator to sit hereon uh tex, says Realdors. Okay,
well yeah, that's to do withlike rent. Rent seekers is the
old fashioned term people who are middlemen that don't really do a whole lot.
Yeah, and that's that they saythat's going to go away because the
whole like six percent thing is essentiallyarbitrary. It is up for debate in

(01:31:26):
a lot of states, right,yeah, the sault Goodman's man really you
know, that that's that kind oflike, that's that vibe I get off
as somebody's guy, and I'm goingback to the uh, the personal injury
people. I will also say thedefense attorneys like you hear these stories like
how can you in good conscience?I mean, I know you're you're doing
a job. Yeah, right,But people are involved in the mob.

(01:31:46):
They were doing their job, youknow, like the boss said to go,
I was doing jack this guy.I was doing my job. Yeah,
I whacked people. Yeah, that'swhat I do. What should be
on the list a profession that youthink is a scam or that you just
don't for whatever reason, you justdon't have any any respect for about four

(01:32:08):
he text over to two two ninetyseven. Well, great, how about
the meter maid who's double parked whilethe ticket I respect that you're giving tickets
for stuff that you give, thatyou're doing there. Yeah, there are
people who are doing their job,and there's other people who I think they
take the job just because it givesthem the ability to mess with people.
There are certain people that take thatvenue job, that venue staff job at

(01:32:30):
a you know, at a concertor whatever, just so they can lord
over people in a certain way.There are people that take that security job
because it feels like it gives themsome sense of like authority, you know.
Same with the meter maid thing.Yep, you know, because they
could. They can't really make itthrough the police academy. They can't make
it through the training of that.So this is the next best thing.

(01:32:53):
And in this day and age wherewe order everything, and where are these
trucks supposed to park to make theirdelivery? Why are you ticketing them?
Where are they supposed to go?Yeah, now they're there all day or
they're truly blocking traffic where people can'tget around it get by. Yeah,
well that's that's different. Also,you saw because I see at a parking
meter it says the meter expired twominutes ago. Yeah, and you're like

(01:33:14):
you were there waiting to write theticket. Technically, yes, the meter
expired exactly getting but like, can'tyou, as a decent person, go,
I'm sure the person knows their mettersbetter run now if it's still here
five minutes from now, Yeah,they're getting the ticket. Go look for
somebody's more egregious. Write then thatticket, come back, check on that
one, and then be on yourway. At a station, we used
to work for a coworker of oursgot a ticket for not curbing her tires

(01:33:36):
because they were a quote on ahill. The hill, the street was
flat as a pancake, and wewent out with a phone to video us
putting a tennis ball on the groundand it didn't even dove. Yeah,
but you got a ticket for notcurbing your wheels eight seven seven forty four.
Wood hit us up of that textover to two to nine eight seven.
We will be right back, noIssia, let's say hi to Bell.

(01:34:01):
Hey, good morning, Bell,Bell, Hey, good morning,
good morning. What do you gotfor us? Well, I was gonna
mention social media influencer. That's aprofession. Like there are some people who
are really good at it, butlike everybody remember back you know, like
the nineties, early two thousands,everybody was a model. Yeah, everybody

(01:34:24):
said they were. They did onestupid fashion show, they were part of
the mall for back to school.They're a model. You know. Now
everybody's an influencer, everybody. Whatdoes that mean though, Oh yeah,
everybody's influencer. It's it's ridiculous.I worked on social media for years and
years early internet and saw it fromthe inside. So the change from YouTube

(01:34:45):
to vine to musically to TikTok andall of that, and you can just
it's become an amalgam of essentially justthis culture of repeat of reuse, and
it's just the same thing, acycle over and over. I mean to
the point where you got to figureit this way too. Like people even
hate the term right influencers immediately rolled, people do chill. Are you Are

(01:35:10):
you mad that you failed at it? Well, no, I don't think
that's the case at all. Yousay, are you said you're not at
menace level? Yeah, you saidyou're not at level at least at least
menace level. Yeah, right,I'm sure that's what it is. You
know. I I social media waswonderful for me. I met my husband,
I traveled the world. I hada full career from it. But
I'm actually not. I'm a lawstudent now and i'm a certified law club

(01:35:32):
and i work for a criminal defenseattorney. So I've found your comments for
interesting regarding that as well, Ihave so much to say. I don't
have enough time. But there isso much more that you're not aware of
that goes on to be Yeah menace. Yeah, because I said I didn't
have any respect for criminal defense.Dunk on both y'all. She's dunking on

(01:35:55):
all yell. No, it's Ben. It's got his feelings hurt. Bell
like just you know, yeah,I get it. She's smart. Yeah.
See this is this is him lashingout and this is why menace doesn't
win employees. All right, Bell, thank you for the call. Appreciate
you listening. You look in yourlaw career there. Yeah, good time

(01:36:15):
to get in, all right,see you later, have a good have
a good day, all right.Thanks, because he hates the listeners.
The Supreme Court, bitch, it'swhere where he gets like really like aggressive,
but with you know, with anactual like real life laughing. You
rip on people constantly, but whenI do it, then you like get
on their side, like join inon the fun. I'm just having fun

(01:36:35):
with her. Oh yeah, okay, okay, God, So were you
being sarcastic with her? Yeah,I'm just I'm sarcastic. I'm getting okay,
teaches how to do Get off yourphone and listen to the show.
There's so much slashing out. I'mnot. It's like called getting served,
you guys, Yeah, you justlook into it. Look into serving I'm

(01:36:59):
sorry, your guy's tone is notfun. How about the how about this
one job? I have no respectfor morning radio DJs who yam or incessantly
with nothing intelligent or interesting to say. DJ is the easiest job in the
world. Isn't even necessary. Seethat's what we've been saying. Oh my
god, since most people would ratherjust hear the music. Well, well

(01:37:24):
that's actually not true. This stationwas all music in the morning before we
got here, and it was itwas twenty second place. Hence they don't
want to hire us, they haveto. That is also true. You
know how much cheaper it is toplay play red Hot Chili Peppers again,
way more cost effective, way morecost effective. But you're not matter,

(01:37:47):
You're you're not wrong on some ofyour points. We're not. We're not
throwing it all away. Yeah,you're right about a lot of it.
But you know again, maybe likeMenace triggered by possibly was his just get
served. They probably went to theirnext apployment at the chiropractic place. They're
probably a chiropractor, tue, personalinjury lawyer, Meeter maide Ye or defense

(01:38:11):
lawyer. Maybe the security over zealoussecurity guard, although that was not written
like a lawyer would write, whothe hell you an adult baby? All
right? By the way, thatthat Sunday Night Chiefs Ravens game was the
most watched AFC Championship game ever.Damn, that's the Swifty effect with fifty

(01:38:35):
five point five million people tuning in. Now here's the thing. The Lions
niners that drewe fifty six point sixmillion, So an extra million people,
So explain that, Raby, Yeah, that's not the Swifty effect. No,

(01:38:57):
the later game always does better,though. Now here's the thing.
That is the largest audience for anAFC Championship game, And even though the
fifty six points six million is upnineteen percent from that same game last year,
it is the fourth highest non SuperBowl telecast in the history of Fox

(01:39:17):
and the most watched telecast since thetwenty twenty three Super Bowl. It is
the only thing that people watch liveanymore. Sports. Yeah. Yeah,
but I mean, what what motivationwould you have otherwise you can watch whatever
you want on your own time.Yeah, listen to whatever you want on

(01:39:38):
your own time. And so nowit's just the stuff that you got to
catch saying that, Oh I'm tapingthe game, don't tell me the worst.
Yeah, okay, how do youavoid it? Yeah? The only
thing I watched live sports and localnews. That's it. Yeah, you
gotta news. I like watch prettymuch on demand see the news. I
feel like I don't even need becauseI'm constantly looking for the show oh and

(01:40:00):
on you know, seeing it onsocial and I feel like I'm already kind
of updated. Yeah, unless Iwant to hear something more in depth about
whatever the big story is, Likethere's something big that happens, I'll go
to the news to see more aboutit, but just for like a general
what's what? Not so much andgreat. Don't you feel like local news
is just like ten to fifteen minuteslong and then they just repeat it over

(01:40:24):
Well yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, And there's a
reason for that too, repeated constantly. Well, the reason for that too,
because the it's the way people useradio, it's the way people use
television. They tune into the newsat the top of you know, wherever
it starts. They watch it.It's fifteen, maybe twenty minutes of TV,
and then they're off. They gotto go to work, they gotta
go do whatever it is. Theyget their update, they're not sitting there

(01:40:45):
like, no one's listening to theradio for the four straight hours. Nobody's
watching that newscast that's going all morninglong, and so yeah, so there's
a whole new group of people thatit's called a turnover ratio. Yeah.
And when you look at it inthe in the ratings and everything else,
and you see you have a completelynew audience. Right people are in and
out like eight percent close to theof turnover over the course of It's different

(01:41:05):
for every show, TV, radioand everything else. And so there's a
reason they do it. I mean, you should be listening to us right
fore. First, it's the it'sthe biggest story. I'm saying more specifically
for news, but yeah, it'sall it's for all shows like that.
Yeah, yeah, eight seven,seven forty four Wooding hit us up with
a text over to two to nineeighty seven. Will be right back.
The Woody Show will be right back. Oh no, I think I'm about

(01:41:29):
to have my period. It's aWoody Show. Welcome back, everybody.
Hey, yo, it is Wednesday. We are the Woodie Show. Ravey's
got nerd Now it's coming up herein just a few moments. The latest
in the world of nerds. Gregfound this album before we even had a
chance to report on it, becauseyou know how much he loves Amazon Prime.
But if you've logged into your PrimeVideo account so mad, you might

(01:41:53):
have noticed that ads are now partof the package that you're paying one hundred
and thirty nine dollars a year fordoing. Yeah, I know, but
then when it actually happens, itkind of catches you off guard. But
Greg, did you know for anextra three bucks a month you can continue
to get the service without commercials?No? I mean I knew. Yeah,
I'm not saying what did you do? Like when it came I just

(01:42:14):
turned it on and then this littlething popped up and it said would you
like to have a digit? Oh? I said, what choice? I
hit exit. I'm like, Ineed to think about it. You think
about it. I can't deal withthis right now. I can't. I
was about to go to bed.I just wanted something on in the background.
I couldn't think about it right thenand there. Yes, that means
that now all of the five biggeststreaming services have ads. Apple Plus remains

(01:42:40):
AD free, but it's twenty fivemillion, twenty five million subscribers. You
know, pales in comparison, like, you know, two hundred million that
primes god. Yeah, so it'suh yeah, I wouldn't mind if it
was like just an ad or twobefore and then that's it. But it's
when it's during I ate it.They say the golden age of streaming is
now behind us. Yep, youknow, because it's all going this direction,

(01:43:01):
and you know how that factor inthe whole cord cutting phenomenon and everybody's
saving tons of money. Yeah,that could be. It's I have commercials
on my Hulu. I don't mind. I don't even like railers in front
of stuff. Well I was.I was talking about that that YouTube thing
that I watched about that kid whokilled his mom, the True Crime thing,
which was awesome. I got thatlink on my Twitter if you want
to check it out. It wasawesome. Oh my god, dude,

(01:43:24):
all these ads like I, likeI said, the most I've ever watched
like on YouTube is like maybe somethingfive seven minutes, maybe fifteen minutes,
something like that. A lot.But yeah, this thing is like,
oh, I'm so annoying. I'mso used to many you can't like skip
after five seconds or whatever. Someof them you can, but I don't
even have that much patience, Likesometimes it's thirty seconds before you could skip.

(01:43:45):
Yeah, and YouTube is very abrupt. It's not at like a natural
point. It just all of asudden is there in the middle of a
conversation. It's like the Woody Showpodcast. That's like every podcast. Yeah,
Like the commercials are in so manyof them. What what? What?
Can you please explain it to me? Because we see the complaints and
so if you're listening to hear this, we're aware of it. Yeah,

(01:44:06):
we just don't know what to doabout it because I don't know how it
works. We do our absolute bestto put the markers and good place,
but sometimes the markers just don't setwhat they're supposed to. But how hard
is this? I mean, allthis technology, all these programs else and
with how big podcasting has become andeverything, you think that there is definitely

(01:44:26):
a better I know people have structureat multiple companies that use the same system
and they have the same frustration.I honestly want to go to the headquarters
of wherever this system is made andsay, showed me the absolute correct,
perfect way of doing this so wecould have no issues. Right, so
ads don't pop up in the middleof some of the's sentence. And I

(01:44:50):
don't think they'll do that because Ithink it's right, it's right in the
middle of like whatever we got goingon. Sometimes the system will just fail
and put it somewhere randomly. Yep. Yeah, there's a if you were
a fan of Run DMC, theyactually have a three part docu series that's
coming out. I just saw apreview for that. Pretty cool. And
also right now, you know,because jam Master j he was murdered and

(01:45:13):
that trial just got underway and hewas killed in an ambush motivated by greed
and revenge over drugs. Fifty nineyear old guy Ronald Washington thirty nine year
old Carl Jordan Junior accused of gunninghim down. This is back in Queens
in two thousand and two, andprosecutor to say that Jay was a middleman

(01:45:33):
for a cocaine shipments once his RunDMC money began to dry up in the
mid nineties. WHA yeah, Butapparently at one point Jay's big cocaine distributed
to decide that he didn't want towork with Ronald Washington or this Carl Jordan
guy, which left them cut outof the deals and that's when the two
allegedly decided to ambush jam Master Jand kill him in his studio. So

(01:45:57):
we'll see how that trial turns out. I was just going to I know,
I mean it was four ever agoand they got arrested in twenty twenty.
Yeah, I mean I but yeah, like it took a while to
figure that. Look at it,look at the Tupac thing. Yeah,
true, that took forever, allright. See today is January the thirty

(01:46:17):
first. Today is Eat Brussels SproutsDay. I thought you liked the roasted
Brussels sprouts. I thought that waslike a vegetable that you could do.
No, the Brussels sprouts have tobe like literally killed, just like dark
leaves. Yeah, and that's howI like them too, And still I
will belch those for days, sonow I don't need them. It's a

(01:46:39):
National Hot Chocolate Day. Greg Nowthat you're painting today is Inspire your Heart
with Art Day. I'll take aphoto when I'm done and you guys can
have it's working on being an abstractpainters. Had my birthdays in March,
I would love Gregoria Rich. Yeah, it's Scotch Tape Day. And it's

(01:47:01):
also Hell is Freezing over day?All right? So if you ever said,
oh yeah, when hell freezes overtoday, just might be that day.
This is out all right, yes, trable. So what's happening in
the world of nerds? Well,Hell is Frozen over Day is a nice
segue. And what I'm going totalk about first, and that is Ghostbusters

(01:47:27):
Frozen Empire. The trailer new trailerjust dropped. I saw display for it
at the movies the last time Iwas there, like a week or so
ago, and I thought, isthis movie even ready? Apparently it is.
Greg did you find yourself with ano reason boner? I did because
one of your favorite guys is init, which guy Paul Yeah, is

(01:47:48):
one of the new Ghostbusters. Yeah, okay, the red Dog. I
had a boner because no Jason Bateman, but well, true, you're still
like Reddy. I love Paul Rudd. I have a boner because of the
trail brings back the best villain ofthe franchise, Walter Peck. Uh,
Walter Peck's right at the beginning,Yeah, he was like the Environmental Protection

(01:48:08):
Agency guy, right, And Ithink this trailer is hinting that maybe he's
the mayor of New York. Nowhe seems to be a guy with a
lot of power in that scene,I think, right, So a lot
of people online are guessing that,oh my god, is Walter Peck the
man who has no d the mayorof New York. Yeah. When we
had dan Ackroyd here in studio,the writers strike and the actors strike thing

(01:48:30):
that was like still all going on. It wasn't like ratified yet, right,
and so we had all these questionsabout this new Ghostbusters. We could
have asked him how far along itwas. That was the one thing because
it was a current project that weyou know, we really couldn't talk to
him about. Correct. But yeah, but all the old Ghostbusters show up,
Bill Murray, Dan Ak, RyndernieHudson, Annie Potts, and I
guess the goal is to prevent asecond Ice age. We speaking of our

(01:48:55):
Arch twenty second coming at you twentysecond? Yea, our best friend dan
Ak. Right, Yeah, youguys might scream like, did you not
know that ome boy? I watchedthat We Are the World documentary? Yeah,
did you know dan Ackroyd sings onthat? Yeah? I knew he
was. He was in the videoroom and everybody was like, what's he
doing back there that nothing. Yeah, we know who wasn't there? Madonna?

(01:49:17):
Right? They wanted her. Yeah, but there was like a there's
a back and there's not a beef. There was just like a back and
forth. Should we get Madonna orshould we get Cindy Lapper? Right?
And they went with Cindy Lapper.Oh. The beef was Princeton Shop Michael
Jackson, right. And then heoffered to go and do a guitar so
if he could do it in anotherroom, and they said, no,

(01:49:39):
we're all doing it in this room. Yeah, but I didn't know dan
Ackroyd was on that. Yeah.Man, you didn't watch the video fifty
thousand times? Did But I guessI never said mina race. Andy Murphy
was supposed to come on over andbe a part of it, but at
the time he was in I thinkStevie Wonders studio recording party all the time.
Remember that Stevie said come along allthe time. He's like, nah,

(01:50:00):
dude. My favorite thing that workingon a song. And I finally
shared it with Greg is watching theclose up of Bob Dylan. You can
look it up on YouTube. Closeup of Bob Dylan. We are the
world. It is hilarious and youdo not if you have any interest in
this thing, you should really watchit because there's a pretty interesting story about
Dylan in this whole like you knowscenario. Yeah, how about this?

(01:50:26):
This is must watch TV. TrevorNoah hosting the Grammys this Sunday. Yeah,
yeah, cool? Is this thelast thing before before it just drops
off the face of the air.I like the Grammys, And it's gonna
include a performance from You Too.They will be live from the Sphere in
Vegas, which but I mean,I'm excited about it obviously, but it's

(01:50:49):
impossible to do that venue justice onTV. Like it'll look cool, but
you probably won't get like a quarterof how truly cool it is. But
this residency they've done in Las Vegasso successful they extended it through March,
and they're also showing this movie inthe Sphere, Darren Aronofsky's Postcards from Earth,

(01:51:10):
which I would like to check outthere, but I screen is too
big. I think that would bea thing where like take dramamine before you
go, justin k justin King.I know You Too was too good,
just just too well. Is thata problem I would have? Yeah,

(01:51:30):
okay, uh no, Trevor Noahnumber one tune in factor for the Grammy.
Youtwo is a tune in factor,but not as big a tune in
factor as the first ever performance atthe Grammys by eighty year old Joni Mitchell.
Oh she looks Did you see apicture of her? She doesn't look
like a corpse at all. No, she's huge. Oh wait really yeah?

(01:51:55):
Oh wait? Well yes, Mitchell, she's only eighty. Guys like
a gray haired jaba with a vagina. Y what I'm just trying to describe.
You're trying to paint a picture.It's radio. Everybody's got it stuff
podcast at the windieshow dot com?Dude, Just wait for the Grammys and
be surprised. Yeah, let itbe a surprise crowd. I gotta look

(01:52:19):
milk. Oh wow, it's it'sand you know you don't do what was
I wrong? Not so much?Is hard? It is hard hard,
kind of like I am looking atthat picture. Jeez wow yeah, oh

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wow. All right, your birthdaystarting with celebrity today, menace. Do
you know whose birthday is today?Whose birthday would it be today? Joni
Mitchell? Justin Timberlake's birthday. Jt oh believe me. I'm already signed
up for a couple of dates onhis tour right now. Oh, I
believe it. Yeah. I thinkhe blames his wife for being the big

(01:53:05):
fan, but like Menace is justa bigger fan. I have La Vegas
and possibly Boston so far on thedocket for show J now. Justin Timberlake
is forty three years old today.Portion to Rossie Ellen's wife, she was
on Arrested Development. She was JasonBateman's sister on Rested Development, and she

(01:53:26):
got her start on Allie McBeal,which I did not know. She's fifty
one years old today. He gotCarrie Washington, who is forty seven.
Let's see, you got Marcus Mumfordfrom Mumford and Sons, who was thirty
seven. Mini Driver Why did shecome up race today? Friend? Yeah,
I mean we had lunch with herquite a while ago, A long

(01:53:46):
time ago. Yeah, okay,yeah, a minute. So they are
at the same restaurant as Mini Driver, and since then the story has been
told us we had lunch with MiniDrivers. They were at the Lakita Resorts
having a lovely lunch with Big Day. Yes, it was great in the
same room. That's become our newthing. Yeah. Yeah, Oh,
I went grocery shopping with George Clooneyright because he was at the same store.
Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols,John Lowden, He is sixty eight

(01:54:12):
years old. Gonna have a hellof a birthday next year. Yeah,
and then a Hall of Fame pitcherNolan Ryan. Oh Nice is seventy seven
today. Your porno birthday is TinyTina. Tina, and today's birthday.
Girl. She's had her legs pulledapart like a Thanksgiving wishbone. Eighty seven
fine films on her resume, includingmy first day as a street wore Street.

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She was in a roommate rendezvous numberone. Oh solo orgasm on a
kitchen chair. I wonder what that'sabout. Oh, here you go,
Raye. She was in Clean MyFeet with your Tongue. Yes, and
who can forget her unforgettable role inDon't get mad when I pee. That's
Tiny Tina. I know you alwaysget mad. Yeah, you're turned on.

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She is thirty three years old today, and that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that isa Wednesday morning. Look what's happening
in the world of nerds with yourNerd Out Report. We're gonna take a
quick break. We're gonna check inon our good friend Mini Driver, and
we'll have some more Woodies Show foryou. Next, hang on, don't
go anywhere. The Woody Show willbe right back in sensitivity training for a

(01:55:29):
politically correct world. The Woody Show, I don't care about your feelings,
and it is time to wrap upand get out of here, everybody.
Let's wrapping up your Wednesday morning.Full show podcast available if you go to
the woodieshow dot com. A quicklittle look at what we had on there
for you. A really interesting rednecknews story about a woman who went a

(01:55:50):
little nuts and got a little horny. Yeah, so there's a redneck news
Ontay's podcast. Also speaking of horny, Sea Bass was at the a VY
ends the Adult Video News Awards theOscars of Porn, talking to the performers
about their worst day at work.Now, we all have different jobs we
do, and no matter how coolof a job or how appealing it might

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seem to you to be a pornstar, even porn stars have awkward or
bad days of work. So wegot to hear all about that, like
it's something you maybe don't get apeek behind the curtain very often. Yeah,
exactly curtains or curtains hayo heyo.So that is on today's podcast,
plus to trending news headlines, raves, nerd out and more. Just hit
up Thewoody Show dot com. Comingup free tomorrow on a pre Friday,

(01:56:35):
a Thursday morning. We're gonna haveBorts with his quarterly report on annoying co
workers, So we'll see who madeBorts lists. He's constantly keeping train.
At one point he had a counterin his studio over there, Greg of
how many times you actually would stopin and say goodbye? I think it
might be on that wall. Didyou ever did you ever see it there?

(01:56:58):
Yeah? Even like make little markcourse of the year was like nine
times. I mean, I getit. He misses me when I don't
just swing by. But we'll seewho made Borts annoying coworker report that more
tomorrow Thursday here on The Woody Show. Anything for us in the meantime you
can leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven forty
four Woody eight seven seven forty fourWoody, or hit us some of an

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email email at thewoodyshow dot Com,Raby Minat, Seabas Samy, anything like
to add Yeah, Greg Gory partingwords of wisdom please, yeah, do
your best to just laugh things offbecause prison food is not good. That's
a good thing to keep in mindevery once in a while as a person.
So I never want to go toprison for anything or anyone. I

(01:57:44):
don't. I can't think of asituation where I'm like, you know what
that'd be worth it. I can'tnothing. And I've seen people that go,
I don't care, I'll go tojail. How dumb are you?
Yeah, no way. You've beenwatching too many shows where it looks Yeah,
I'm not that bad. You're workingout, you're sleeping in, they
give you all your food, you'renot paying rent. Yeah, you know
you're all ripped. You' all rippedexactly, all right. Thank you very

(01:58:05):
much, Greg Gory, Thank youso much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow, we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of youguys can suck it. We will catch
you back here on Thursday. Haveyourself a great day. S MD double
M. I quit this bitch.