The Woody Show January 4th 2024 Podcast

Jo Koy in studio, New Animated Podcast, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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S is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion is
it lies the Woody Show? Thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Egg.Good morning everybody. I'll say it's Thursday.
It is January the fourth, twentytwenty fourth. Hello, welcome,
We got the Wooden Show. Yeah, I'm what of that's raving? Good
morning. There's Greg Gory Menace ishere. What is that? Buddy?

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We got Sea Bads, we gotSammy. There's board, there's Caroline,
Morgan's here, Vaughan's here. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. It's eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. You can also hit us
up with a text over to twoto nine eight seven coming up on the
show for you this morning. ComedianJoe coy is gonna be here. So
besides being a great friend to TheWoody Show, he's stopping in because he

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is hosting the Golden Globes, Ohthat little thing on Sunday, That Awesome,
which will air on CBS, it'llstream on Paramount Plus. So we're
very excited for Joe. This isa very big deal for him. I'm
excited to finally watch in a watch. Yeah, you haven't watched one and
long time. The last one Iwatched was The Golden Globes and it was
Ricky Gervais. That's been four years. While Jerrod Carmichael on there, who

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was interesting? I think I met. I think I meant to watch the
Tina fe Amy Polar one and thenforgot. They did it several times and
they were always really good. Yeah. So Joe coy is on the program
today, we'll talk about that.Uh, the new animated podcast that we're
going to debut for you today featuringout Little Buddy. Yeah, oh okay,

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really some of the trending news headlinesrape has got nerd out and more
here on the Woody Show. Uh, this is when I kind of like
thought, like, man, doI even bring this up because it could
be polarizing, Okay, but likethis is I think it's so ridiculous,
this story about British police who arecurrently investigating the alleged gang rape of a

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girl's avatar in a virtual reality game. I only saw the headline virtual gang
rape, right, so no one'sactually harmed, and if like you're in
a situation where you have goggles onand you don't like something or whatever.
So this you simply take the gogglesoff or turn the system off. So

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I'm really missing why this is sucha thing. I don't know why like
police to be involved, but theplatform that they're using would probably I want
to get involved. Sure, likethey can kick the person off the platform
or whatever, but like, whatis actually happening? Did you see anything
about the story? Yeah? IMlooking at it now. I'm trying to
see what they could have pop becausethey do have stricter laws about privacy and
cyber bullying and stuff like that,so I'm assuming it's related to all that

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stuff, says. She says,although she wasn't hurt physically, she suffered
trauma similar to someone who had beenraped in real life. Well that can't
be true. I mean, I'masking, I mean, I'm asking just
for some perspective on this. ClearlyI've not been a victim of anything like
that, and I'm asking people maybewho have Does this equate in any way,
shape or form. I can't seethat it would or how it would.
But the investigation now is ongoing andthey're looking into this, and who

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knows what comes of that. Andthis is a this is a Facebook game
the Oculus, Right, so it'snot like it's some weird thing in the
dark world, like they could doso much pretty much like cartoons, right,
yeah, how much could they do? Yeah, just a just a
weird story. I mean, youknow, like if can like can you
imagine, like how many times didI think to my self, Man,

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I'll kill this guy. You know, don't mean it, you know what
I mean, Like nobody actually gothurt or whatever, but you know,
something like your behavior like grand theftauto we all be going to the electric
chair for sure, beating up hookersand taking your money back and whatever.
Like, I just don't know howthey can I guess, uh, you
know, prosecute based on something that'svirtual reality or whatever. That's gonna be

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an edit as all this digital stuffand all these other things keep developing,
and it's gonna be I think it'sgonna be a really weird world. Yeah.
I'm not, by the way,I'm not taking up for the people
who were harassing her whatever in thegame. That's that's certainly a dick move.
I thought I was weird that nowthe cops are involved for something like
oh I don't like on the cyberbullying angle. Right, It's not gonna

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be like a salt charge. Itwill be some kind of cyber bully charge.
We were talking about vacation and whateverybody did over the break and Seabas
said he went to the Back tothe Future play the music I would I
I went to Danny DeVito play,which is an actual comedy play that Danny
de Vito was doing with his daughterwhere he spits a lot. Okay,
but yeah, the back of thepurpose I don't believe. So, yeah,

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it's funny, Gret because you andI are very much the same when
it comes to this world, likeplaying musical to me are the same damn
thing. I if I had topick, I would pick play because it's
still Yeah, it's really and noteven close. Well, the people who
are like really into it, butyeah it's people talking on a stage.
I don't want it. Yeah,right is watch But yeah Back to the
Future has full on big musical dancenumbers. Yeah and uh. He was

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telling us how they changed a keyelement of the story yep of you know
Marty and Doc and you remember inthe movie it was you know, Doc
could steal in the platonium the powerthe time machine from the Libyans that he
was doing some work for. Specifically, they called him Libyan terrorists, Libyan
terras. Yeah, so in thetwenty twenty four world, uh, it's

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no longer Libyan terrorists, and nowDoc Brown dies of radiation. Radiation poisoning,
okay is rarely Yeah, yeah,right. You know it's weird because
I'm showing nineteen eighty five, butTony Availa will never call a drug store,
but nineteen fifty five it's a littlehard to come by. Did use
that line? Yeah? Yeah,but yeah, And so what the scene
is. I don't want to spoil, like I know what he's gonna go.
See back to the Future that showrips opened the white coveralls and he's

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got like a green glow. I'mMartin. So somebody, uh, somebody
sent this to us because you know, Sea Bass had told that story and
you know how they always say that, what man, you could never do
that on TV or in a movietoday, and not even about like the
old school stuff that was like youknow, all in the family or whatever
stuff like friends. Remember they weretalking recently about oh yeah, some things

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that were happening in friends or howI met your mother? Right, like
a lot of friends is cringe likemaybe like homophobic jokes. Perhaps the most
I think the term all time isgay panic, right, like straight guys
or panics when they're in a case. Yeah, exactly, there's a ton
of or even if they're accused ofdoing anything with a guy. Oh so

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this is something again, this issent to us about the PC police,
and it's popular TV show tropes thathave aged and not aged. Well,
oh no makeovers to quote fixed tomboysand nerds. Sure, a leading female
character does not become better by dressingmore feminine or looking prettier taking her glasses
off. Rogyna's clothing has become moreaccepted. Do you remember that show The

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Swan where they like plastic surgery madehim hotter? Yeah, where there was
always like kind of the the nerdytomboy girl or whatever, and like then
nobody really paid attention to her,so they dolled her up and then all
of a sudden the doors opened thegymnasium at the dance and all they're like,
hello, that's the whole plot ofgreat and she's all that all right?

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Yeah? Uh, Slapping sober peoplewhen a character is drunk or having
a panic attack slapping them across theface isn't a cures. It's even more
problematic when it's a man slapping awoman. So from the PC Police,
popular TV tropes that have aged andnot aged well innocent peeping toms. So

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boys like you know a little speakingof back to the future. Yeah,
boys watching women or girls undressed througha bedroom, you know, or like
spying into the girls locker room orthe nerdsys John Belushi movie. This is
not a quote right of passage.It's creepy and should not be normalized fat

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jokes, although like those are stillyes they are the target is I think
fast shaming is back in a bigway social media because there was like,
you know, celebrating you know,body positivity like I've been seeing lately.
It's just video, yeah, justedited together, like making fun of these

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people. Overweight people were an easytarget for a long time, but today's
society is becoming more body positive forall sizes. Isn't that shallow? Hell
the town problematic alcoholism is serious anda fatal disease. Man, this is
a fun group to hang around,you know, the PC Police, and

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they're popular TV tropes that have aged. No means try harder. Just because
you're told no does not mean thatif you push hard enough, the person
will change their mind and be intoyou. No means no. It doesn't
sound like TV tropes. They allsound like movie tropes to me, I
guess trope, but like the onlything that comes to mind is like movies.
When you're saying these, they citehow I met your mother, And

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I'm assuming you know because Neil PatrickHarris's character he was very much like a
womanizer, like you know that's yousee basket up to you know what I
mean? What was his name ofthat Barney? Yeah? Yeah, Rufe's
and love spells, using rufees,love spells and potions to development. Joe
would always give somebody to forget me. Now why are you laughing? Dare

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you Spanish? You can buy thatand slip. Yeah, but yeah,
making someone love you is unhinged,psychotic and not romantic. Yeah. Amnesia
storyline, do you guys remember likein the Muppets, take manhadan and Kerman
had amnesia. I remember them everytalking about this amnesia stuff. Amnesia is

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not as common as the nineties writersmade it seem. It's also a brain
injury. So someone who has it, won't walk around like everything's fine.
Next there's not quicksand everything that seemslike a reach as far as like a
troupe. I finally watched the LindsayLohan Christmas movie Falling for Christmas. Yeah,
and she gets amnesia in there,and she's super bougie, right yeah,

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but she, like I don't know, runs into a tree or whatever,
and then she doesn't know who sheis, but she's she still knows
that she's bougie, which is superweird to me. Do you remember that
part of your life? Well,yeah, you just don't know why you
are the way you are and howyou got there. But you still are
the same person. You can stillwalk and talk and write nobody watch overboard

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Man change completely. Oh my god, I forgot about that movie. Hello,
Yeah, overp But she kind ofknew something was up at the beginning
and then she had to just gowith it. When you fall into water,
you get amnesia. Yeah. Andthen I finally hear Airport Professions of
Love, so you can no longerrun through an airport to catch the love
of your life before they board aplane. TSA can take a long time

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to get through and requires a ticket. I missed a flight thanks to TSA
over the break. I got therein an hour and a half early to
check my bags, no problem.TSA was so bad in Atlanta, and
then my machine broke down. Hehad that stupid thing with the trays that
slide out some airports. That thingjust stopped and by the time I got

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out of that, it was overan hour to get through everything. With
pre check. I'm just saying precheck has gotten crazy too, because now
you know what I signed up.Now, I got both. I got
clear and pre check and pre checkbecause if you happen to be at an
airport that has clear, they putyou right in front of the pre check
line. Even Yeah, yeah Ihave this. I have both as well.
But I think it sucks that theVegas Airport like it really doesn't do

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anything. It's not clear enough.Yeah. I haven't had that problem,
but you know there have been problems. Were like the TSA pre check lines
super long, and I lucked out, well not locked out, but I
realized I finally read an email thatI probably otherwise wouldn't have read from my
credit card company, American Express,and that's like, you get free clear
if you have this American Express card. So I'm like, let's go.
That's how I LFG. You knowwhat I'm saying, sign me up right

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now. So anyway, there's thethere's the fun Police, the PC police
on some popular TV show, trumpsthat have aged badly, so fun times
all of them show. Yeah,this is a show. Yeah, I
mega smart. Yeah, and we'reinto another new hour in sensitivity training for

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a politically correct world on a preFriday. It is Thursday morning. Yeah,
it is January the fourth. Thatwas a good one. Oh god,
he's sick, menace is sick.Men as you're sick. I'm just
pretty much exhausted. Yeah, becauseadjusting back to our schedule, he's been

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a little rough. But like listento him. He sounds so stuffed up
and then he takes these like bigsniffs and he's got those deep thing after
like all that time off, youknow, getting back, you know for
the first day would be a bigdeal. But you should be pretty well
resided. Yeah, unless you werethere's just running yourself wild the entire time.
First day was pretty bad. Yeah, second day is better. Yeah,

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I'm great, Tammy, how areyou? I'm doing great, which
is great for now you guys,Caroline Morgan, there's Vaughan. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four Woodingsup with a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Our friend,comedian Joe Koy will be on the show
this hour. He's hosting the GoldenGlobes on Sunday. That's a big deal

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for right end. That's got tobe pretty cool when he's doing a ton
of press for it. You seehim everywhere, Yep, it was.
He's got to be like so excited, slash anxious, nervous, nervous.
Yeah, what Joe Croy Garber areyou wearing today? I have his jacket
still, I know what's the sweatshirttoday? No kidding, Joe's coming in.

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Must be laundry day. Yeah,all right, Well, I mean
I appreciate you rocking the Woody Showstuff. Yeah, I'm just trying to
represent. I'm just I'm just surprisedon a day that Joe's actually coming in.
But I never purposely wear his stuffwhen he's coming in. It just
is what I'm wearing that day andthe next exactly. Hey, quick text

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poll and we'll go around the roomon this really quickly. Today is National
Spaghetti Day. Oh yeah, andthe question is sauce on top or sauce
mixed in? Because I've always beena sauce on top person, because that's
the way my parents always did it. And my wife, you know,
when we first started cohabitating, she'sa sauce mixed in person. But now
she's switched over to sauce on top. Curious text your answer over to two

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two nine eighty seven, Brady,are you an on top or mixed in?
Mixed in? Please? Mixed inand a lot of it. I
love sauce. I like the saucealmost as much as a posta. Yeah,
really like over sauced pasta. It'slike, I don't sign me up,
sign me up for the oversaucing.But the problem when you mix it
in is if you have leftovers,you put it in there and it's already
so absorbed into the possibly I'm saying, when you go up. But if

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you're a sauce person, you goto reheat it the next day. You
still got to add more sauce.Sauh, but it sticks together when you
don't mix in the sauce that doesn'tfind that. Here's the thing. I
know there's some Italians that don't Uh, well, first of all, you're
not supposed to break the the spaghettiin half. Not supposed to do that.

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I've done that. Then also,when the pasta is done, I'll
give it a quick rinse. Ohthat's a no. No, oh,
you're definitely not. Yeah, Ido, because I don't want to sticking
together like that. Then the saucechefs will chefs for that. I've never
had a problem with that. We'reItalian and in our family it's just a

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little bit of sauce mixed in sothat it doesn't stick together, and then
you add on. I can gothat menace. Yeah, I kind of
just pour it on top, butthen mix it. Well, yeah,
you mix it. I don't itfrom the bottom. Yeah, right right,
No, I would say for spaghettion top. If it's a different

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type of pasta like penny or whatever, then it's mixed in, but spaghetti
specifically on top. Yeah. Somebodyon people in the textas a few people
hitting this up saying get soggy whenit's mixed in. Soggy it's pasta.
Yeah. Yeah, if you don'trinse it, it's not going to get
soggy. Because soggy. That isone of my favorite leftover meals though,

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any kind of pasta dish is agreat leftover. Yeah, you always say
that, and I find that interestingbecause I don't think it EPs well.
I think it keeps great. Itdries out well because I think it does
it like absorb because I'm all mixedin, it all absorbs all the flavor.
Yeah, and I'll eat it.Of course, what sauces are you

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going with? The freaking store bought? You know, you know otherwise I'm
not not too picky on that kindof stuff, neither car. The only
thing I don't really like is ragu, believe it or not, Like the
most basic stuff is. I'll eatit, but it's not it's not my
choice. I kind of find ita little bland. Yeah, that's us

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for kids. See your your palatehas advanced beyond it. I don't think
it's four kids. I think youjust remember it from being a kid.
Yeah, that's accurate. Yeah,I mean it's no more for kids than
any other sauce. I think sauceA lot of people would disagree. Kind
of like red wine, it's kindof all the same. Yeah, you
can't really go wrong with you andrague. Oh you would be like WHOA

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sure. I don't like the Burullasauce either. They make their you know,
branded sauce Brilla pasta pasta sauce.Yeah, that multiple I was asking.
You're asking brand or what kind becauseI'm going like a like a marin
era something with mushroom, or likelike a vodka sauce. A little too

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creamy for this digestive. Anything isbad for your digestive. Welcome back,
everybody. It is The Woody ShowAnd as promised, we have an in
studio guest. We go back along time at this point with this person
and we have watched some incredible growthin their career. So we have watched

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their facial hair gray. We haveseen so many things have been over the
years with our friend, comedian Joe. Yeah. So the big news and
hi Joe, how are you good? Sir? The big news is that
Joe is going to be the hostof the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday CBS.

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That's awesome, man, that's amazing. That's the party to be at
right there. For sure, it'salways the best one. Yeah. I
mean, do you feel any likepressure based on who has hosted this before?
Like Ricky Gervai got a lot ofI love by the way I love
that's not really but but that's Imean, Seth everyone. And And the
thing is is, uh, that'stheir show, you know what I mean,

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That's not what I was hired for. I was hired to do my
my take on the show. Andthat's what I want to bring, you
know, because like I just know, like Ricky got so much press out
of it, you know, theway he approached that and and whatever.
Do they give you a list ofI mean after that, have they giving
you like kind of kind of listof rules parameters or Nope? They within
I got it. The reason I'minterrupting wood he is because I got the

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gig two weeks ago. All theother hosts got it six months you know,
I don't know. Yeah, Andthe only reason why is because of
what's been going on. They DickClark Productions picked it up, thank god,
and they moved over to CBS now, so it's a it's a whole
new family. And the minute thatthat deal was signed, they signed a

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host and I was the one thatthey picked. So here we are.
I've never written I've never written thismuch in my life. That was a
question, and uh, man,I'm good. I am good man.
I I I tip my hat offto myself. I think I know I
should I know I should have,but I like I really have, man,
I know I do have. Ido have a great team of writers.

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Tell me that is on your team? Yes, Menaces on the team
is killing it. I'm locked andloaded with jokes. Well, he doesn't
get jokes necessarily, but he doesget the copies when we need it.
We've had Menace doing a bit likewhen the writer strike was happening and everything.
We had him doing these uh monologuestyle night monologue weekend reviews. You
remember any well? I I wrotesome real quickly for the Golden Gloves the

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Globes. I want to do music, honestly, I don't know if you're
going to need a pen. Andnow Joe Coy written by Menace. Yes,
Joe Coy by Menace. I wastold by Menace sounds like a fragrance.
Was not want to I wrote thesetwo minutes ago. I do have
some some music. I know it'snot the Golden Globes. I don't even

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know what does the Golden Globes havelike official music? Oh yeah they do.
Yeah, this is more like themesand stuff. Yeah, this is
more the wrap it up, thewrap it up, the hook music.
They fainted up. Oh yeah,you know, ladies, gentlemen, all
right, Menace the eighty first AnnualGolden Globes, hosted by the Dirty Mouth

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himself Menace. Oh no, I'mJoe Coy. Yes, well, yeah,
that's right. Welcome to the goldGlobes. My name is Joe Coy.
If you don't know, I'm halfwhite, half Filipino, and you're
just I think you're just you're you'redoing okay, next jokes, Let's stick

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to the topics. Looking out,looking out at the crowd tonight, I
can see that Jeffrey Epstein list hasn'tbeen suposed to Ricky. We have a
try not to do someone else.We have some sea fillers for that,
don't worry. Also, that's notterrible. I got a feeling. I
got a feeling sea bass. Weare doing we are doing a giveaway.

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We are giving away the comedy albumthis year, and I'm very excited about
that. Bradley Cooper has just leftthe award for best count Yeah best okay.
Yeah. For me personally, it'sexciting to celebrate one of my peers.
So I'm very excited to see h. Carl Svancia's speech tonight. Oh

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wow, oh Joe, all right, wow, let let's let's go to
the first presenter, the first first. Okay, all right, and that's
what I told you beforehand. Youmight need that out. Yeah, we're
looking forward to Yeah. I wentto break. I went to break.
Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of thingsthat can ruin a Golden Globes performance,

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I found some of your old tweetsthat could harm you, Joe. This
is from twenty eleven. Oh mygod, this is a this is a
bad decision. One thing I loveabout Allentown, Pennsylvania. They have a
cinnabon. What's wrong with that?Cancel? Tell you, no one no
one agrees with me. No,no one agrees with me with cinnebus Yeah.
Yeah, you know, he gotto the point where I where I

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would so by the way, thattweet got me free cinebuds And I'm not
even lying, by the way.Uh they hit me back and they were
like, hey, whatever you want, Cinnebun's. My god, I worked
a deal, but it got tothe point. You got to the point
where it was like I when wewere landing into like hubs. I knew

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that there was a cinnabun in thathub. It was that it was that
bad that my road life move like, how would that can knt? The
point being that he doesn't have offensivetweets that cars. Here's the thing.
I don't feel bad because you didn'teven convince Joe that no, he would
know what he was. Do youwant, Joe? Please no, do

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not do not give us any morejokes, no more help. All right,
So it's just you got to writeall this stuff up and they just
tell you what, like how manyhow many things you got? I got
a great team. I got JeffStilson, I got John Matt, Chris
Spencer and myself. Of yeah,they've done everything. Yeah that's uh,
that's the thing. They they've doneeverything and and uh and and it's just

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it's it's beautiful to have them onmy team and and see them work the
way they work and uh, theway they knock these time frames out is
so precise and uh and then justmatching them joke for joke has been a
beautiful thing. Do they make youwatch stuff in advance too, or there's
no, No, it's up tome to do that, and I chose

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to do it. So, uh, it's like I've watched everything. It's
like the ultimate binge watch. Yeah, did you watch The Holdovers because I
love that movie. No, Ihaven't watched that one. Okay, that's
when I'm watching it. But youknow, yes, yeah I did.
I watched Yeah and Past Past Livesand I watched everything watch that watched.

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I had to. You know,there's there's a lot Barbie Holiday Break.
Yeah. Finally it's not as badas I thought the experience was going to
be. Did I get through itin one sitting? I did not.
Oh wow, okay, but Ijust kind of that is caddeah. Again.
I just thought very repetitive put itback in the carrier. The themes

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were very just repetitive and kind ofheavy handed. This was a bad decision.
But what's that. Raby's a pointof view, Like, come on,
okay, there's a question, clearly. I mean, maybe give me
something that I could use, likemenace, Menace, give me five minutes
of something like you love at Elementaryand that's nominating. I do love Abbot
Elementary. I loved poor Things.I thought, Emma Stone to me this

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year is a Revelation. She hasthis role in Poor Things, but she's
also nominated for that show The Curse, where she's a totally different character and
she's awesome. This is an EmmaStone renaissance, ear and I am here
for Let's go. So that's whatI'm talking about. Are you allowed to
let me write this down? Yougive me it's I'm saying, like with

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the new producers and everything else,like, so they gave you, like
no kind of like overview of thetone or anything they're looking for. It's
just me. So like if youif you wanted to say, like,
oh yeah I saw that move right. Oh you know, I get to
u so some of the biggest moviesof the years, like you know,
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, But I am though,
and I want to be prepared,you know what I mean. So I've

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been non stop. Yeah, it'slike four a day. I'm happy for
you, man. I got alot going on the touring and everything else.
He's currently on his world tour.Two shows coming up at the Key
of Forum February seventeenth show that's soldout. There are still some limited tickets
left for February sixteenth for our friendsin Pittsburgh Saturday, February the third at
PPG Paints Arena. Why those tickets? Joe your friends in Austin coming up

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on the twenty sixth of this month, and then in Philly on March twenty
second at the Wells Fargo Second comeon, Yeah, so get all the
information. Just go to the website, go to Jokecoyd dot com for tickets,
or Twitter and Instagram's got all theinformation. I had no idea.
You're everywhere. You're everywhere shows ona lot of places. That's crazy.
We're trying to work up the JoeCoy level of saturation. You know what

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I'm saying. I want you inSeattle. I want you in my hometown.
Let's go. Well, you're inVegas, so that makes me in
Vegas. That makes me happy.But when you guys get to Seattle,
I'm gonna be even even happier.All right, That's where I grew up.
We're in Hawaii. What Star ninetynine one? Yeah, Joe,
that's another one? Like this iscrazy. Are you guys in London because

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I'm playing O two arena? Nofn, I got kids in London.
More with coming up next year onThe Woody Show. Hango show. All
right, welcome back everybody, butyeah, The Woody Show with Joe Cooy
who is here in studio? Jo, thanks so much. Hosting the eighty

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first Annual Golden Globe Awards on Sunday. It's on CBS, streaming live on
Paramount Plus eight pm Eastern, fivepm Pacific. His first ever posting role
for a major award show. Whoare you gonna wear? Really? Should
I say it? Now? Saveit? What? What would you have
to save that? For? Deaddude? For the red carpet car She

(29:15):
would be the one who otherwise wouldask that question. I read carpet the
host, because you're gonna be back, You'll be prepared the whole. They
would do something with them. Yeah, I got I got well, that's
nice. That's a good choice.I got two good, I got too
good looks okay, fits it's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a fit.
You always gott to bring extra.Yeah, learned that from Ryan Seacrest.

(29:36):
Is it a good paying gig todo? I've always wanted that the
people who host these things, like, is it you just do it?
I know they pay you, theygot to pay you by Like, is
it like a good pay check oris it more for just the promotion and
this the fact that you're doing it. It's a how do I say this?
It's beautiful? No kidding? Well, that's awesome. There was I
just bought this studio. We couldswitch. He's real quick. Yeah,

(30:00):
you got a deal on that one. Hey. So I was I was
talking to another radio friend of mineand he was asking me the question.
And he asked me, he goes, who's the funny one on your show?
Because we're just talking about, likeyou know, building teams and everything
else. And I said, that'sa really good question. So I posed
the question on our social media.I'm interested to see what you say,

(30:23):
who's the funny? Like? Giveus a power ranking of funny on the
show? I will say, Uh, At number one, I will put
Ravy, Okay, how's that?Ravey really cracks me up? The way
she reacts to you. What heis a compliment? And then number two
would be menace. Yes, Ilike menace because I don't think he even

(30:48):
knows he's funny, right, becausehe's not trying to be funny. He
just he's gonna be funny. Hejust regurgitates words and it just happens to
be just whatever comes out of hismouth. Ever, I don't even he
opens it and it falls out,speaking of which has many sits you up
to be part of, like thebackstage, all the parties after parties at
the Golden Globes, all that stuffyYeah, he said, he goes,

(31:12):
this is what he said to me, He goes. My tuck still fits.
It looks like a penguin. Buthow many things do you get though?
For real? You know, tobe honest, dude, I don't
even know. I it's not thatmany. Uh. The only thing that
I was really concerned about was myson because that's who I want to walk
on the red carpet with. Anduh. And then we got a few

(31:34):
more after that, so my sisterand uh, and that's it, Like
that's all I really care about.Well, all joking aside, We're we're
very happy for you. It's beencool to watch, like from the first
time you came in here and wetalked about like your you know, you're
see. I always hesitate now becausehe hates the word so much journey in
your career, Sea Bass hates there'severything's a journey, but there is with

(31:57):
your career. There is a journey. That's this is an appropriate use.
So you're talking about more like,you know, my weight loss journey,
going to work journey, every commercialjourney. Yeah, but like we you
know, we heard about like allthe things that you did to get your
career going. You jumped started onthe ground floor when you worked at the
shoe store in the often habitat.Yeah, you were there. It's cool

(32:19):
to watch over these last eight yearsnow you've made the Golden Globes. I
must watch, yeah, which ithas not been for years, thank you.
Yeah, since Ricky grave Tune is, but he hasn't hosted. I've
always loved, to be honest,I've always loved the Golden Globes. That
was always my favorite award show.And I'm not saying that because I'm the
host, but until you it's hostingthe next one. And I've always loved

(32:42):
the grand I loved absolute watch.If Joe wasn't hosting on Sunday, there's
no way. Well. The eightyfirst Annual Golden Globe Awards hosted by Joe
Coy on CBS and check out JoeCoy dot com for all the information about
the tour dates. It's going tobe all over the place between Philly and
Pittsburgh and Austin, horse l aat the forum. Just go to joecoy
dot com. All right, welcomeback, everybody. Joe Coy is here.

(33:09):
He brought gifts. Yeah, andyou know what, check it out.
I got some short Yeah. Thoseare cute. Those are cute.
Shorts are awesome. Come on,they're not comfortable? Yeah? Long you
like the right just slightly above theknee, You're gonna love those. You
don't even deserve a gift anyway,would he? Because okay, here's the

(33:29):
thing we're Joe is here the eightyeighty first annual, first Annual Golden Globe
Awards this Sunday on CBS CBS andstreaming on Paramount Plus. That's an eight
pm Eastern five pm Pacific, firsttime hosting a major award show like this.
So so, like, you know, I reach out to my friend,
my good friend Woody and uh andyou know, I'm like, hey,

(33:52):
I wanna, I want to comeon. Let's let's promote it.
He's like, oh, of course. And then of course I'm waiting for
my my, my, my schedulefor my publicist right for all the day,
and he is hammering me, hammeringme, like like and thing,
have receipts. I have receipts.Go ahead, He's like, no,
no, Happy new Year, No, happy new Year? Just like,

(34:14):
hey, man, what deal?What's the deal? Five am? Or
do you want to what do youwant to? Come in later? I'm
happy new Year? Got it?Broke, got it dude. Exclamation point.
Man. We've learned long ago,Joe that never to discuss any kind
of scheduling or business or anything thathas any kind of details over text with

(34:35):
Woody. Yeah, I'm looking ford I even said, am I in
trouble? I am my own this. This started with no, no,
and then he goes and then hegoes, ye have till noon. He
said that. Wow, he saidthat. At seven am. He texted
me, there's no content, thestory goes in studio or not. You

(34:55):
got till noon? Yeah? Iforget about it. That I saw tumble
leads your award show goes well.Yeah, good look bro. He had
like a whole hog emoji. Lookbrother, for the record, here's here's
how it started. Okay, herewe go. Here comes the lie.

(35:15):
I hit him up. Let's see, I said, golden globes, damn
son, look at you. Congratsbecause I saw the announcement. What was
my reply? I love you,bro? Can I come on your show
and promote? I wrote back,of course, how sweet? Goes yes.
When I said, well, we'reon break until January second, so

(35:36):
really anytime after that, he goes, let's go immediately when you get back,
I said, whenever the Golden globesJanuary seventh. I said, Wednesday
or Thursday, which works best.I'm asking him his preference either, and
I gave him some options my version, mutter. I gave him some options
and I and I said whatever youwant, and he I said, you
are the guest. It is yourschedule, your choice. Laon and then

(36:02):
look, days go by, holdon day day day. Now now now,
mind you, mind you. I'mtrying to work it out, so
mind you on the show. Herewe go. Okay, okay, mind
you. My phone is blowing up, like blowing up, and I'm getting
hit by everyone like you need tohire this, you need to hear that,

(36:23):
and everyone. So it's like myhead was about to explode. Then
it was like you gotta watch thesemovies. I'm like, and then Woody,
all right, It's like, heyman, hurry up, I need
to know now no, that's notexact. Now, I said, let
me know what you want to doagain, and then I copied that because
okay, But a couple of dayswent by, didn't hear anything, and

(36:45):
then he hits me back woody,Sorry, man went through a lot this
week. I'm gonna get this infotomorrow. This is all personally. You
should not be reading a personal Igo word, don't forget. That's all
I said. Nothing, happy newyear? Really, here's one happy new
year? What do you want todo? And I gave the options again,

(37:07):
but see how he's reading He's notreading it the ways, and then
it is it's happy new Year?What do you want to do? To
want to do? And they canhear him say shut up to his kids,
shut up. And then the nextday but I still haven't heard anything.
Just all my messages here, Ilove you to death, but you're

(37:30):
killing me smalls. I need tofinalize the show schedule for the week,
and I've had just everything on holdwaiting to hear what you want to do.
You put everything on hold, Joe, And then even with my yes,
let me know by this afternoon,I did end it with x O
x ougs and kisses. Wow,yeah, but I don't know why you're
trying to coordinate this with Joe.Just yes, people that manage the schedule.

(37:54):
I don't know Gregor about this.I said, well, I can
reach out to his pr people getit done, and then that is what
happens. And what we've learned hereis that Joe's a bold faced liar.
Okay, wow, say to melike my wife, it gives her anxiety.
How I keep all texts. Ikeep all texts, I have all

(38:15):
emails. So when people try to, you know, get you lemish my
reputation like this, then I havethe receipts to back it up. Yeah,
that's true, and your image ishard to sunds to me that Joe,
and then you can be what heneeds to use some emojis, like
some smiley faces, because the wayhe's reading it now, like Joe is

(38:36):
saying, very different than how itjust comes across on especially when you know
what, yeah, there's no emotionattaching. He kind of reads it back
like when the court reporter reads back. They said, you know what I
mean, it's like And then Iwent into the house and then I saw
a knife. New Year's in herexo x Yeah, whatever you want,

(38:58):
whatever works best, Like, Idon't know, there's sarcasm. Look at
you, congrats, damn, lookat you. There is a text.
That's the text. That's the whatywe all know, right right? So,
Joe, what else has been?Good? Man? Give us like
a really, what's what's the what'sthe most fun thing? Because he's constant.

(39:21):
If you follow Joe on on socialmedia, you are you can't sit
still, right, yeah, youare everywhere all the time. And I
and I and you do really coolstuff like you bring his he brings his
family along and they go on theselike crazy trips and adventures like so the
the most fun thing that you havedone recently? The big gigs when they're

(39:42):
when they're massive, I I flyeverybody out because I want to share that
moment with my family. I gota ton of money. Yeah, you
know, I mean, just doit? You know what I mean?
I don't I don't understand people inmy position that don't do stuff like that.
Like what are you saving up for? Bro? It's you do taxes.
At the end of the year,you either spend it on someone you
love or you give it to someoneyou hate, which is the government.

(40:05):
Right, So it's like, whatare you doing The last time you were
here? You gave Sammy, Yeah, the jacket off of your back because
she likes you, just because Isaid I liked it, like very expensive
it is it is over a thousandyes, yes, and just off it.
And then there was one day,well then can I say why with

(40:28):
Sam? Sure? Like one I'mvery proud of Sam right And and I
met her a long long time ago. We don't have to say where,
but uh, and she's always justbeen that driven and always like you know,
like she she moves, you knowwhat I mean, And I enjoy
that and like when she was ina situation she got this and I thought
that was amazing, you know whatI mean, because I love this show,

(40:50):
and like she was such a greatasset to this family and uh,
and I you know, and she'salways been like she wears like my merch,
you know, she's always been allthe time, all the time.
That's the only thing she's the holidayseason, that's Christmas. And then and
then we were walking out, she'slike, dope, jacket. I was
like, bam, here, likejust take it like it's not even it's
just a jacket. Well I thoughtit was really and she gave it to

(41:14):
Sea Bass. Have the same feelingyou had, Joe, this is not
what I you know, I Ilove this show and then like slowly I'm
starting to not I would never saythat. I think that back. You
know what, Joe, everybody hereis jealous of its true I stole it
from her. It is beautiful,though she did not give it to him.

(41:35):
I didn't even tell her what thebrand was it. Bess is the
one that that told everybody. Holdon, Joe, because menace. One
of your friends found a public clipof you on Neil Brennan's podcast Comedian from
Chapelle's Showtter. You say you dothis sort of stuff all the time.
You just go buy whatever at Dillard'sand just like to give the to have
the feeling of giving. Right.Yeah, I just love it, man,
I really do. Is there apart of you that just wants other

(41:58):
people like? Is it a wayfor you to kind of like holidate that
you've made it like for yourself?It is? I think, I,
bro, what more can I dowith it? You know? It's like
I can only wear so much stuff, I can only buy so many things.
That's just it's so ridiculous at sometime. At some point, I
watch videos like you or Bert doesthis a lot too. Burt Kreischer,
Well, you'll go into these likeshoe stores and you walk like you're on

(42:22):
a tour stop somewhere, and youwalk out with like twelve pairs of that's
me of shoes. Yeah, sowe're doing Tiffany's uel. Yeah, Tiffany
Hattis is you know? Did hetell you this story? Now? So?
So it's Burt and I and wealways do this, like every time
I see Bert or we're doing somekind of auction or something, it's got
to be something between me and Bert. Right by the way, me and

(42:44):
Burt go way back. So hewalks up to me at this uh this
this fundraiser that she's raising for FosterKid so that she does every year,
right, and he walks out tome and he's like it's on because we
both got the ply. So he'slike, it's on, man, So
I hope you're ready to spend somemoney. I'ment, let's go Bert.
So they're they're auction off. Uh, she's trying to auction off these bags

(43:06):
right there are these bags and she'sall she wanted was a thousand of bags,
so she's just waiting for each person. She was gonna give away fifty
bags, right, all she wantwas a thousand of bags. So each
person in the audience there was likemaybe eight hundred people just buy one bag
for a thousand, right. Yeah, it's not moving too well, all
right, I think, you know, it's been like fifteen minutes and she's
got like four bags and you knowwhat I mean. And she's still got

(43:28):
like forty six more to go.So I walk up and I'm like,
tif, I go, here's whatwe're gonna do. How many bags are
left? And she goes she's fortysix. I'm like, all right,
I'm gonna buy twenty five and Bird'sgonna buy the other twenty You literally,
Burt, because Bird's recording me.He's recording me, like, what's j

(43:51):
cole you're gonna do? And thenwhen I go and Bird's gonna buy the
other twenty five? And super cool? What wait? What? It was
a funny, and then it wasso great because then Burt walked up and
then uh and then we ended upman, we should call burn on this
one, but we ended up raisinghim. And I like, we literally
just took and then like a spanof like maybe ten minutes, we made

(44:15):
like I think seventy five thousand dollarson top of your fifth on top of
that. Yeah yeah, yeah alittle more or something like that. But
yeah, when you get burned inhere, let him tell the story,
because it was just so he gotthe tax form on that right. Uh
yeah, of course. Yeah.No, I brought to the story.
I brought hold the bags. Wait, it's school supplies. Joe Coy is

(44:37):
here. Watch him host the eightyfirst Annual Golden Globe Awards this Sunday,
that's uh January seventh, airing liveon CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus eight
pm Eastern, five pm Pacific.And check out his tour date. It's
going to be all over the placebetween Philly and Pittsburgh the PPG Paints Arena
in February Austin later on this month, in the twenty sixth Here just some
of the Woody Show cities. JoeCoy, everybody, Yes, more Woody

(45:00):
Shows next, hang on, loveyou guy on the Woody Show, Woody
Show. We'll be right back,Joey fun The Woody Show is back and
we're into another new hour of insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world on this
pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning. It's January the fourth, twenty twenty
four. Woody, Ravy, Ray, Dennis, Yeah, Sammy Morgan Vaughn,

(45:25):
there's Fourth, there's Caroline. Thanksagain to Joe Coy so great for
coming in this morning and hanging outwith us and talking all about the Golden
Globes, which he is hosting onSunday. Somebody said, I haven't watched
the Golden Globes in years, butI'll be watching for sure. Yeah right
there with that. Texter first heardof Joe Coy on The Woody Show and
he totally fits in with you guys, and Joe cracks me up. Love

(45:45):
the Woody Show. That is fromLinda. Thank you, Linda. Thanks
Linda. I haven't been excited towatch an award show and yeah, Iyah
fifteen years. Yeah, but thisone I'm excited for. Eight seven seven
forty four. What do you hitus up with? The text over to
two to two nine eight seven.Got some of the trending news headlines coming
up for you this hour with GregGory, and we got a brand new
anime podcast. Oh good that we'regonna do. And since it's a throwback

(46:10):
Thursday, dude, you know what'sbig this year? I keep seeing stories
about this calendars from nineteen ninety six. Are they are they SYNCD up or
something? Yes, the old nineteenninety six calendars match up perfectly for twenty
twenty four. Is this a leapyear? I think it is. Is
it leap leap year's match election years? Oh okay, that's a good trick.

(46:35):
Never heard that. Never, Yeah, never heard that, not that
I know what that is. Youknow what that is? Not a hack,
just effect calendar, calendar calend Yeah, it's a calendar hack anyway.
So now you've got a bunch ofpeople going online trying to find them,
and I'm seeing, like they're sayingin these articles that these like nineteen ninety
six calendars, like on eBay forexample, they're going anywhere from twenty bucks
to two hundred dollars or just twentyfour to one. And the subject of

(47:00):
the calendars are what people are afteras well, because the big things at
the time. Friends, Oh okay, nineteen ninety six friends, calendar gree
I'll pay twenty bucks for that.Seinfeld Home Improvement Boys to Men, Pam
Anderson and Tom Cruise Man. PamAnderson, Tom Cruise Calendar. Pam Anderson

(47:21):
looks nothing like Pam Anderson. She'sgone big on this whole, like no
makeup. Yeah, loving it though. I think she looks great without makeup.
I wouldn't say that. I meanshe's fine. I'm saying I think
because you say this is Pam Anderson, I can't separate the two. Like
you say Pam Anderson. I'm thinkingyou only think like that kind of stuff.
I'm like, what am I gettingpunked here? That's nothing. It's

(47:43):
one of those situations where and ifyou haven't seen it, it's one of
those situations where it looks nothing likeher. They wouldn't even know. Yeah,
like she can go out in publicnow, maybe that's why she's doing
it the store, no problem.Maybe she's always done that. Maybe Yeah,
like you, you don't even acostume or anything. You just go
out and it's crazy like that.Christina from the Coast on HGTV. Yeah,

(48:07):
she's another one. Yeah, withoutmakeup, looks like a completely I
understand makeup enhances or whatever, butI'm talking this is like a different Well
that's what a team of makeup artistscan do. Yeah, that's why they're
making amazing a miracle. Let's getback with kid rock. Maybe I should
start I forgot about that. MaybeI should start wearing makeup. It iss

(48:29):
team, but much like radio team. You say you prefer Dowie Pratt,
and I don't believe you definitely do. And Sammy, you say Pam looks
great without makeup. I don't believeyou think you're just so much better without
makeup. I really do. Ithink she's very pretty. I don't care
the way. I mean whether shewears makeup or not. If she's happy,
she's happy saying it doesn't look anythingnothing like her. No, and

(48:50):
yes, I prefer Doweie Pratt.No lies. Here's a sweet bon Jovie
calendar from It's like saying my wifeprefers me now compared to when we got
married. Totally, it's not true. You're my doe cookie, You're my
cookie Doughand so the nineteen ninety sixcalendars are big. The next time the

(49:10):
calendar lines up perfectly again, twentyfifty two. So I did the math.
Although it be dead or seventy sixyears old, twenty fifty two is
the next time you make it.But here's what you do. You save
these calendars now for twenty you know, twenty four or whatever and seldom up
space eBay. Yeah, and thenyou save and you put them in the
attic because they'll be worth something someday. And at that point people will be

(49:34):
paying five thousand dollars for an oldcalendar. You know. My mother is
moving, so she's purging, andso she gave us a box of stuff.
And I used to make calendars forher when my niece and nephew her
grandchildren were little. So there's alot of like calendars from like fifteen years
ago. I'm like, why doyou still have this? Right? But

(49:55):
then my sister in law, theirmom saw them, like oh I'm keeping.
I'm like you are all right?Calendars. You know, you go
into together, you know, oneof those programs like snapfish or something.
Yeah, oh, and put customerphotos like that's what my wife did about.
You know a lot of this stuffthat you know, the kids made,

(50:15):
or old pictures from whatever, andjust put them in like all right,
so this is from you know,two thy and twelve, twenty thirteen,
and there are these little books andyou can put the you don't have
to have all the stuff that's alsolike maybe something that the kids made or
drew at school or what you know, whatever it is all in this book
from that one year. It doesn'ttake up any space. Yeah. Yeah,

(50:37):
you have to keep macaroni art likeup keeping every every year. I
get it for real's calendar and thenthis January first, I took my old
calendar and I said should I keepthis? And I thought why? And
I luckily I threw it out.But I thought, what if I want
to look back and say, oh, that's when we went to such and
such a place. Throw it away. I've got to stop so stupid.

(51:01):
When am I going to look atthis again. We have a friend that
she kept everything from college, everyassignment, every paper, every book,
and she's like forty yeah, here'staking a space in the house. When
it will matter, Greg, Let'ssay you become a very important figure and
someone wants to do like a KenBurns documentary on you. I need at

(51:21):
They're gonna need a large amount ofyou know, like a rotos to scan
over. I think I can restassured that won't happen. Forty four Woody
text over to two to ninety seven. We got a brand new animated podcast.
What's this one all about? Cebas? This is about how Menace has
no idea? How nutrable it's work. I don't you recall and his tale

(51:43):
of problems? All right, newanimated podcast. You can see it go
to the woodieshow dot com or ourYouTube page YouTube dot com slash the Woodies
Show. My mother in law said, hey, let's make some margaritas.
I was like, oh, Igot this. We've had a neutral bullet
in my house for about three years. I never used it before. I
didn't really understand how it worked becauseyou got to like flip it upside down.

(52:04):
So what I did was I flippedthe nutra bullet upside down and put
the container on the bottom, andthen took the motor and put the motor
on top. Dude, all themargarita mixed and the tequila was flying all
over the kitchen and the house almostto the couch. The dogs got some
shrapnel. To your wife and say, hey, little dog, she was
busy. She was busy cooking.Put the look on her face after that's

(52:30):
flying everywhere. She was not happy. Why does it have to be upside
down? It's the dumbest thing.In the world. No, you're the
dumbest thing in the world. Imean, it's a blender, dude.
You know a blender that's upside down. You had it upside down, But
it's not the only blender that doesthat. Is that in that style where

(52:52):
you have the cup and you takethe cup and put all the things together.
What happened the motor on the cupold school blender man, Yeah,
you gotta get all ancy and makeit up. Well, they had a
big recall on those blend Jet,which I think is the same style of
blender. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw something about like the couple
that started that and they've made somuch money. They advertise like crazy.

(53:15):
The advertise like crazy. They juststarted this company like on a whim wow,
and it just blew up and they'relike filthy rich. Now they just
they start fires some of the time. Sometimes that's all if you keep the
motor on top, use it right, all right. So if you want
to see the animated podcast and thedozens and dozens and dozens of other animated

(53:38):
podcasts that we have for you,you can see those on the woodieshow dot
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YouTube dot com Slash the WOODI showthis, it's the show, and time
to take a look at what's happeningwith the trending news headlines. Well,
without a doubt, the number onestory is well, those documents related to

(54:00):
Jeffrey Epstein that have started being releasedbeing unsealed because of a lawsuit against as
we call her, jiz Laane Maxwell, by one of Epstein's victims. So
so far what's been released shows thatthe plane of claims Prince Andrew pressured her
into having sex, that Bill Clintonwas a frequent guest of Epstein and associates

(54:20):
said that he quote liked them youngwhen referring to women. Epstein had former
President Trump as a frequent guest onhis jets. But he's not accused of
anything. And then other names onthe list, and this is what everybody's
pointing out. There's certain names onthese records, Jimmel that are noteworthy,
but they're not being accused of anythingor charged, just somehow tied to all

(54:43):
that. Michael Jackson, David Copperfield, Naomi Campbell, Cameron Diaz, Leo
DiCaprio, Kate Blenchett, again notaccused of anything. And then two people
whose names are on the list havebeen given more time to make arguments as
to why they should not be named. And then also Jeffrey brother Mark Epstein
did this interview. He says thatback in twenty sixteen, Jeffrey said this

(55:06):
about the election between Trump and HillaryClinton. Quote. If I said what
I knew about both candidates, theywould have to cancel the election. That's
what he said to his brother,allegedly, but he didn't say what he
knew sure. And then the PatMcAfee situation. Pat McAfee apologized for Aaron
Rodgers' comments on The Pat McAfee showabout Jimmy Kimmel when Rogers said that Jimmy

(55:29):
Kimmel really hopes that list does notcome out. Pat said the remarks were
meant to be just ish talking rightjust to Joe. And we heard the
clip yesterday. We played it,and you know, when you read it
in a headline is different than whenyou hear it in the context of what
was going on. I've read acouple fiery columns calling for Aaron Rodgers to
never appear on McAfee against Oh God, not just based on this, but

(55:52):
like this is like the final sothe right because like, for people who
missed it, back crap and youknow all that stuff, hold on,
I have just for the people whomissed it. This was what was actually
said on the Pat McAfee show,So this is in context. The comedy
was here, a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel, are really hoping

(56:15):
that doesn't all right? All right? Obviously a clip from this particular program
was run on Jimmy Kimmel's show wheneverAaron brought up the list, and then
Jimmy walked him for it, andAaron's not forgotten about that, but here
we are sitting right in front ofthat nice bottle of scotch. Yeah,
it was like, oh well,so yeah, he kind of felt that's

(56:37):
the job of any good host isto kind of fill in the blank space
there. But you know, thingshad kind of died down, and then
one of the comments I guess thatJimmy had made it was like a given
Aaron Rodgers Crabybolt on his show wasI guess Aaron had brought up a conspiracy
theory regarding UFO as being a distractionamid the potential release of the Epstein client

(56:57):
list, and so they've been makingjabs back back and forth, and then
they had another beef. I guessback in twenty twenty one, right after
you know, Aaron Rodgers tested positivefor COVID. Kimmel said it on a
show. We should have known becausenothing says I heal myself with crystals like
this haircut, I mean a littlenot on top. Aaron is a Karen
and that's the fact of the matter. So they've been going back and forth.

(57:21):
So this whole thing about oh,he should never be shut up,
I'm saying it was not based solelyon this. No, that's the thing.
This goes back to twenty twenty one. Then they had another thing from
February of last year that also recardlike, Aaron Rodgers is a just a
straight up liar about everything. Buthe goes on Pat McAfee show and lies

(57:42):
and lies and lies. But he'snot really saying that Jimmy Kimmel is going
to be on this list. He'sjust taking a jab at Jimmy Kimmel.
I guess the rip. Yeah,I don't like Aaron Rodgers. By the
way, I'm not an Aaron Rodgersfan, as I'm well on the record
of saying a number of Times.But like I think Aaron Rodgers would be
great friends. Really conspiracy theories alldown, but I don't like his hippie

(58:07):
dippy stuff. Though I'm not intoayahuasca going out in the desert. I
think, yes, I'm going to. But you know, these fiery columns
are like, Jimmy Kimmel's a muchbigger Disney property, and you know ESPN's
and Disney property, and they shouldkick this guy off. Disney's watching this,

(58:28):
please, Well, it's part ofPat's apology said it was a joke
that turned into a serious allegation,and he apologizes for being part of it.
By the way, I can guaranteethat, and I haven't seen any
numbers. I can guarantee that PatMcAfee brings more viewers to the company.
Oh right, McAfee is not goinganywhere by a lot compared to Jimmy Kimmel.

(58:49):
Nobody's watching late night TV shows likethey used to. People still watch
it, but not in the numbers. They'd be lucky if they have what
a few million people? I thinkit's a few million people. All these
sports shows and you know, theSaturday Game Day or whatever. Like he's
dude, he's part of their biggeststuff. That's being way more important.
Pat mcviie's going nowhere. They're sayingAaron Rodgers should not be part of the

(59:12):
Pat mac. Pat is not goingto be told what to do with his
show. That was one of thebiggest things that he's all about. Everything
that has to do with his show. He runs the show. It's completely
up to him. I don't thinkhe cares. I don't know, and
I think he keeps Aaron Rodgers justbecause he is such a lightning rod for
publicity. I wonder what he makesAaron Rodgers for those million dollars. Isn't
a million all those guests once aweek? Mick Saban makes a million million

(59:36):
bucks, million bucks a week.No, not a million a week.
So every year to here regularly scheduleto go on once a week. Yeah,
for one hour a week. Notbad? Not bad? Yeah right.
There is some Starbucks news. Theyannounced the customers at all US and
Canada locations can now bring in theirown reusable coffee cups for orders, and

(59:59):
then if you do, you geta ten cent discount and then rewards Rewards
members get twenty five stars for usingtheir own cups. And they say it's
part of their effort to reduce wasteby fifty percent by the year twenty thirty.
A couple rules about that cup though, must be clean and it can't
hold more than forty ounces. Theydon't want your old, crappy, dirty,

(01:00:20):
unwashed cup. But they're also notgoing to to be had filled up
based on how big your cup is. Right, No, it can't.
It's whatever the standard serving is exactly. So you still get like you could
have a giant Yeah, you can'tbring in you know, it's still gonna
look like it's like a chip bag. You know, you open up a
bag of chips brand new. Yeah, so that's it all air, but
they're not crushed. I'm surprised theydidn't do this before. Yeah, I'm

(01:00:42):
very surprised by that. I'm surprisedthat most shops don't do that. If
you bought or received a Christmas presentthat you're thinking about returning, the clock
is ticking. Experts say to aimfor no later than mid January to make
any returns, but some retailers mightgive you until the end of the month
if they're cool about it. Makesure you have a receipt or a gift
receipt because with that one. You'regonna have to rely on a store's generosity

(01:01:05):
to let you return something without provingthat you bought it. Yeah, at
least exchange it. They can mostof the time. Let you do that,
Yeah, or get store credit.Stores are cracking down lately, they
say, because returns are up yearover year. Forty percent of retailers these
days could charge you a restocking feeas well. But yeah, if you
ask for a store credit, you'remore more than likely to get that if
you don't have the receipt that restockingfee that Oh yeah, like you had

(01:01:30):
this in your warehouse five minutes ago. Now I have it, now I
hand it back to you. Restockingfee, So dumb? What a shakedown?
Well, if you do get arefund, you should just tell them
I need like a refinance fee.Yeah, like put it back in my
bank. I'm gonna charge you.Oh, it's so frustrated to do it.
Such bs. So if you gota gift card for the holidays,

(01:01:51):
remember that you have it, butyou don't gotta feel rushed to use it.
And I know there's different laws indifferent states, but overall, thanks
to the Federal Credit Card Act oftwo thousand and nine, GEFT certificates store
gift cards. They can't expire forfive years. However, the place that
issued it, they can still chargean inactivity fee if the card hasn't been

(01:02:13):
used within twelve months. So youstarted a fifty dollars card and after twelve
months you haven't used it, theycan charge that inactivity fee and it goes
down to the you know, fortyeight bugs or whatever it is. I
don't even know what there is.Care's and I know in different because that's
why people sell gift cards. I'mconvinced they sell gift cards because they know
that half the people won't buy.I was just watching this guy. He

(01:02:35):
was on Shark Tank and then ithad this ridiculous idea and he sold groupons
for whatever he had. Right,people that buy these groupons, they said,
with the usage rate on that,it's maybe like fifty or sixty percent
of the people they buy the grouponand then never use it. So the
company's made money for doing nothing,for doing zero. Yeah, like you
get these gift cards, you neveruse them, the company has your money.

(01:03:00):
They used it. Especially in thesestates where you're able to, you
know, charge your inactivity fee,eventually will be worth nothing. They probably
lost. It's probably to a drawersomewhere or you like we are in our
house, you have these gift cardsand you forget you have it until you're
at the place. You're like,damn it, we had a gift card
for this place, right, That'swhy you do their gift card wallet,
right, yep. But the groupon thing, I was into that for

(01:03:21):
a one hot minute. I wouldonly buy one if I knew I was
going to use it basically that night, you know. Otherwise I'm not going
to buy one to think, ohsomeday I want this deal. Then you
look at it and inspired exactly.All our phones are open eighty seven to
seven forty four, text us overto two to nine eight seven. I
got something pretty interesting for you afterthe break. Do you want to be

(01:03:42):
able to beat the market like thestock markets like Congress does in our representatives?
Sure? How in government do somehowthey're awesome at it. I'm going
to tell you about a way thatyou can do that. This is really
cool, Okay, what a greatidea? Okay, Yeah, And the
numbers are staggering. It's really Imean it's not a shock, right,

(01:04:04):
but like when you really see itin print and they've looked back because you
know, people in Congress and theSenate and stuff like, they have to
disclose their trades and things. Yeah, Nan apparently is the best stock picker
in history. They have like athey have like a forty five day window
or whatever. And it's anyway,I'm gonna tell you about how you can

(01:04:24):
beat the market like Congress does.Coming up after the break here on the
Woody Show, hangout with a littleextra effort, I think we can up
our liability. The Woody Show willbe right back fast. She wants a
d and she's going to get onethe Woody Show. All right. So
right before the break, I said, how would you like to be able
to beat the stock market like membersof Congress. I would seem to have

(01:04:47):
the ability to do. There's anew trading bot that was created by this
company called Quiver Quantitative, and ituses public disclae from members of Congress to
mirror their trading activity and then trackthe results. Yeah. So over the
past year, and this is justa big article written about this, just

(01:05:10):
over the past year, the stockmarket average return was somewhere between eight and
ten percent, but the trading activityof Congress members gained twenty one percent.
Weird. They even have a separatetracker for one of the shadiest ones of
them all, Nancy Pelosi, becauseover the years, her average return over
the years has been over thirty percent. Girl, but over the past twelve

(01:05:35):
months her investments increased by fifty percent. Wow. That's why they're in Congress,
because they're so smart and they haveall this insider information about new regulations
and things that are saying. Onetrade, they point to the purchase of
up to one hundred and fifteen thousanddollars of Lockheed Martin stock by a representative,
Scott Franklin of Florida. He's amember of the House Committee on Appropriations,

(01:05:59):
which regulates government expenditures. He boughtthe stock weeks before it was announced
better than expected reviews thanks to thedemand for these F thirty five fighter jets.
The stock price increased eighteen percent onthe news of the company's financial results.
He bought on September twelfth. LockheedMartin published their earnings on October eighteenth,
which gave Franklin a twenty thousand dollarsprofit in less than a month.

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On May fifteenth, the tracker addedTesla stock to their portfolio after Senator Tommy
Tuberville of Alabama and Representative Josh Gothamberof Gothheimer. Tumberville also, what is
it Tuberville Tubberville damns he was afootball guy. Oh, okay, I
just learned that today. I hadno idea anyway. So this represented from

(01:06:46):
New Jersey. The share price wentup sixty four percent in just thirty six
days. The tracker offloaded the Teslastock right after that because both of those
guys cashed out and it's like theyknew something. Wow. A third example,
Representative Mark Green of Tennessee about twohundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of
NGL Energy stock on March twenty fourth. The stock has risen by seventy percent

(01:07:12):
since seventy and the tracker notes thatRepresentative Green made more money off his NGL
Energy trading than he did off hiscongressional salary last year. Okay, so
it's pretty interesting. I mean ifthese guys, and by the way,
are you inferring something here implying Ithink the people over at Quiver Quantitative are
They're like, hey, this isinteresting. These members of Congress seem to

(01:07:34):
double what the average return of themarket is average stockmarker returned last year eighty
to ten percent, but somehow membersof Congress gained twenty one percent. So
if you want to follow what they'redoing, people always ask people who are
good with stocks. Hey man,got good stock tips, got a tipt
famili or whatever. This is whatthey're doing. And these are the people

(01:07:55):
who are in the know. It'sworth checking out. I mean, it's
worth keepings, it's worth keeping aneye on. It's worth track and thatt.
Nancy Pelosi, man, she good, she's a wizard over the years,
she's using it. Why mess aroundwith this job? You should clearly
just be in the stock market.Yeah stock that's probably with that guy that
broke in her house and cracked herhead husband with hammer looking for her tipsy

(01:08:16):
stock tips. Again. Her averagereturn over the years has been over thirty
percent, and in the last twelvemonths her investments increase fifty percent, massive
like her, can you should bethe biggest name in investing? Well?
This has always had a great tipon this? Oh yox? Yeah,
yeah, iloilo. And then right, yes, where's my pist? Good

(01:08:41):
stuff? Good stuff? More?What he shows next? Back in a
bit, Back in a bit,back in a bit. What do you
show back in a bit? Whatdo you know? Now we're getting all
these questions on the text. Hey, what's the name of that app?
Why? Mister, how do youtrack those stocks? Yeah? Quiver Quantitative,
So just look it up. There'sthe big article, a couple of
articles written just over the last coupleof days. But this Quiver Quantitative.

(01:09:03):
They've been in the news over thelast year or so. QUI V E
R Quantitative And like I said,it's a it's a new trading bot,
and it uses public disclosures from membersof Congress to mirror their trading activity and
then track the results so you canbeat the market like Congress does twice what
the average person gets to do.Sounds good, Yeah, not bad.

(01:09:28):
A new studio seems to be workingout pretty well. I'd say, there's
a lot of new stuff we have, you know, all this new equipment
in here. And how about allthe new card readers in our garage downstairs.
I know, Yeah that was fancy, Like I got him. What
a surprise. Now the gate toget into the garage is still constantly broken.
Yeah, that broke again yesterday.It's been broken for I think since

(01:09:48):
we got back. I got hereon Tuesday morning, just rolled right in,
didn't even need to use that card. But then I got to where
you pull into the garage and it'sa it's a new card reader, all
fancy. I hate it. It'slike a first world problem for me because
I practically have to go diving outthe window way that it's set up.

(01:10:09):
I'm like, I can't. Likeyesterday, I almost dropped my thing because
I know you're saying, dangle itso far down, so like because we
have a monthly parking in the garageof the building here and you have to
use your your fob or whatever tobuzz yourself through the gate. But where
you have to hold the car,it used to be like you could just
be within a couple of feet ofit and it would detect it front.

(01:10:30):
This is like a tap and go. And the placement, Yeah, the
placement of where you tap is notin the most ideal spot, no,
but it is all new. Iwas asking Sammy if she had trouble because
she's short like I am. Yeah, it's tough to reach it because it's
so specific. Like you said before, you can be so far away and

(01:10:50):
it didn't matter. Now you haveto be so close to it. Yea
heah, I'm practically hanging out thewindows. And on our first day bag
it took me a good forty fiveseconds to figure out where to put the
car. Maybe a minute. That'sserious, dead serious. Right back to
technology. I have an attendant whenI was leaving, tell me where to

(01:11:11):
put it. Put it under thered light. There's a button to get
a ticket, like I just hereas a visitor, and then it just
says monthly and boom, didn't seeit. It's obvious where it is.
I it took me a half asecond on the first time. It's not
obvious. I tell you stuff knowingI'll be made fun of it. That's
time. It took me a goodminute. Wow, you should see me

(01:11:34):
trying to reach How are you atan ATM? I feel like I always
get behind the greg oh oh yeah, an ATM, the rental card,
gass self check check out. Thepeople that just like don't know how to
use anything. It's the difference betweena weekend stay and a pit stop.
Like I'm the pit stop. I'min and out of there, no problem,

(01:11:55):
And I'm thinking, is this isthis like some kind of Sodoku puzzle
like this eighteen it camera. Ilearned thing once that I'm good for life.
Yeah, the first time I getnervous, like I wonder what I'm
in for? Do they ask yousome kind of like questions before you can
go about the normal process and getsome money on this thing? Or what
blood are they fingerprinting there? Iwent to the ATM over the break,

(01:12:16):
and I forgot my pin because Inever use it. So I was staying
there forever trying different pins until Ijust had to walk away. Really,
you like change your pin? No, I just don't use it very much.
I would just think that I've beensomething you've had for I don't know,
Yeah, doesn't know our pin doesn'tknow where ovaries are very challenging.

(01:12:48):
This is the Woodie Show and weare into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank youfor being here giving us some of your
valuable time. This morning. I'mWoody. That's Ravy. Hello, there's
Greg Gory. Good Menace, Goodmorning to you. Good morning, Woody.
Still medicines in this like this fog, I am. I know I'll

(01:13:11):
be fine after this week though.There's sea bats We've got Sammy morning Bort
Caroline is here. We got seeMorgan got bond. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie.You can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We got the weekend audio coming up
for you this hour. Sea Betswill have some clips to share with us.
Dude, you know who, Idon't know. New Year and everybody's

(01:13:33):
looking to look better and feel betterand be better, a be better a
person. Whatever. Yeah. Youknow who lost a bunch of weight and
is looking really good? Is KellyClarkson. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
great. There's so many articles.I guess she did a big thing for
People magazine, but then there's beenall these other articles and none of them
say how many pounds she's lost,but it's significant. I'm sure. Here's

(01:13:57):
a before and after. Oh thatgod right? Yeah wow. Yeah.
I saw her at the iHeartRadio MusicFestival and that was twenty years ago,
and that was September, and theyasked her, you know, what is
she doing? How she's doing it? She says she just listening to her
doctor. Finally, who's prescribing heras anything about that? But I gotta

(01:14:20):
tell you, like, as somebodywho's been on the wa goovie for a
number of months. Now beat it. I've beat it, like you can.
You can out eat it, youknow. So she got to do
other stuff. It's not just thethe ozempic or the wagovie or whatever that's
going to do it by itself.But she says that she's eating a healthy

(01:14:40):
mix of foods. She's also followinga high protein diet. Her quote here
says, I'm a Texas girl,so I like meat. Sorry vegetarians in
the world. She also credits hermoved to New York City because she's walking
around a lot. Just a smellin general's making her. She's always fluctuated
in wait, yeah, but thisis significant. Yeah, I mean just
this, uh, this most recentpicture. I mean that's that's a big

(01:15:04):
change. That's awesome. I canofficially say I would bang her. Now
she has a certified good news forher, like a certification I give out
like energy, like energy of fishand buildings. Get a certify, Kelly,
are now bang the idea? Ifind this stuff very motivating. I

(01:15:27):
was also reading another thing about thiscouple. They're no name, you know,
you don't know, they're not famous, but they lost a ton of
weight the guy was like five hundredpounds, wow, and he's lost three
hundred pounds since they started. Andthen the the other story I was reading
about this other couple they lost weightand what what got her to make a

(01:15:49):
change And he was kind of slowto join her on this whole thing to
weight loss journey. But they wentto Sea World and she didn't fit in
the roller coaster, like, whichis what happened to me at Universal with
the Harry Potter thing, I woulddo the walk of shame. My son
and I were going to go onthe ride and we had to walk back

(01:16:11):
out because over the shoulder, harness, that was too fat to be in
the seat? That was cool,wouldn't that was cool? You go?
Are you fat enough where you getthree seats on Southwest now right for free?
I've never had a problem. I'venever needed a seat bellot extender or
anything like that. The Harry Potterride thing shocks me with you because for

(01:16:31):
theme park people, you are thin, you know, hot, How does
it not happen to That's why theyput the seat up beside. Don't even
bother waiting in line if you can'tfit in there. I'm still surprised.
By that, but I can fitin a seat. And the problem is
it needs just three clicks, Likethe thing that comes down over the harness

(01:16:55):
has to do three clicks and likea light comes on over the todd to
let you know that it's it's thosethree clicks. And I've had the people
go there all right, take adeep breath in and push on it and
still get their legs on it withall their do they have new episodes of
one thousand pounds Sisters, and theylost a ton of weight. I can't
win that show, dude, Iknow, like a you know, you

(01:17:17):
and I both we like the OGT. Mom, what do you watch?
My six hundred pound life? Isn'tthe same thing? No, only with
no because it's more about the sameto dopey chicks, you know, and
it's about the rest of their lifeand everything. Like I want to see
all the weight loss stuff and evenmy six hundred pound life has gotten like

(01:17:38):
where like get to the like theyspend so much time on the build up
or whatever. I want to seeif they actually I'm going to say,
but I want to see I wantto see how they how they do do
they get into results? But itgets most people connected twenty minutes of that
instead of the forty minutes that youdo. It's like intervention. They spend

(01:17:59):
twenty seconds telling you what build upif they're you know, you clean and
sober. Yeah, how about spendingtwenty minutes on that part. The best
weight loss diets overall, so thisis based on results and everything. Weight
Watchers is number one, like itis every year you do that, But
I did, and that worked reallywell. If I follow weight Watchers,

(01:18:20):
it works. What about cotton ballsand juice? Now didn't you try that?
I was what number diet is that? Yeah? Way down there.
The Mediterranean Diet's number two, andthen the Volume Metrics diet. I've never
heard of that one. That's atnumber three. See for best fast weight
loss diets. Keto Diets number one, Atkins is number two, and HMR

(01:18:42):
program wherever the hell that is isnumber three. So but the minute you
have that first, yeah, I'mnot interested in that. I am doing
where I'm it's like the it's thewhole balance thing where it's like you're just
making better. You're not cutting anyone particular thing out, but I am
increasing the amount of protein and fiber. Volumetrics is basically fruits and vegetables and

(01:19:05):
and is anybody read up on becausethe big thing now they keep talking about
is gut health. That's so buzzy. Yeah, but is there I mean
when you hear about it in theway that people talk about it, I
mean it makes sense, right,Are you drinking for your gut? No?
But they do have they do havethis drink that I saw. It's
called poppy. Have you seen that. They come in like little cans like

(01:19:29):
soda does or whatever, and it'sit's like a probiotic drink. But it's
not kombucha. It's they they've gotlike, you know, non disgusting flavors.
I haven't. I haven't tried ityet. I bought a couple of
cans. I'll let you know howthat goes. Oh sorry, this is
pre biotic not which I honestly don'tknow the difference. What does it over

(01:19:51):
there? I just give us likean end cap at the grocery store.
I'm like, ah, I thinkone of them is for digestion and one
is for pooping or don't think Idon't think we're assuming it's the right,
you know, fun guy and stuff. Yeah, but like you know,
you want to be able to,uh, you know, have a healthy
gut sure, and that has alot to do with not just you know,

(01:20:12):
weight, but also with your justin general overall health. Here's a
difference. Probiotics actually have the microorganisms that allegedly are doing good things for
you and fermented stuff, right,Prebiotics are high fiber things that act as
the food for those micro organisms.Oh cool, all right, so that's
the that's the same on both.Should Yeah, so you should have a

(01:20:34):
probiotic. And the chase again,I'm calling that five years from now will
be like, oh that'll probiotic fad. That was garbage. Yeah, it
is the I mean, you know, reading around different things, I just
it it sounded. It sounded interesting. I can't see where it would be
a bad thing. Necessarily. Somethingcalled wild Wonder, which is a pre
biotic plus probiotics. Wow, damnOkay somebody on the Texas is everybody on

(01:21:00):
it? And that's when I triedk I tried yeah. Yeah. My
cousin got way into like the thewheat grass shots for a while and I'm
like, and I tried that yuck. Like those are sweet to me,
Those are like nice and they're sweet. Yeah. To me, it tasted
like I flipped over a lawnmower scrapedall the crap from underneath. I got

(01:21:23):
caught around the blades and where itspits the blades out when you're done the
clippings, and then dipped it incat pi. Yeah. Wow. Dipped
it in cat py and put itin a little cup. Yeah, that's
what it tasted like to me.It is herbaceous yuck. It's hard to
believe. I've never tried a wheatgrass shot. Yeah with the ka the
bright orange flavor. I don't knowwhat that one is. But when I

(01:21:45):
had that one, like, Ifarted like a machine gun. That's a
good bonuses if you're looking for machineguns. I can't control myself. On
the on the easiest diets to follow, they have the Mediterranean Diet number one,
Flexitarian Diet number two, and thenthe Dash Diet. I've heard of

(01:22:10):
the diet. The Dash diet,by the way, is the number two
best diet overall fruits, vegetables,whole grains, basic, basic crap dietary.
But see that also goes into theweight watchers, because like weight watchers,
there's a ton of those zero pointfoods that don't count toward any of
your points at all. Stands fordietary approaches to stop hypertension, and it's
fruits, it's vegetables, it's eggs. Maybe if I follow DASH, I

(01:22:34):
could get down to two high bloodpressure pills instead of Oh wow, so
you know my with this whole thing, and then you know the wi GOB.
I'm hoping to maybe see a littlelittle something something I would hope if
you get off, you're going tolike explode. My goal weight is like
the two sixty range. You knowthat we're gonna start there. Look small

(01:22:58):
goals, set goal. Yeah,we're gonna start there and then we'll work
our way from there. So youare now currently best friends with Billy Gardell,
who lost one hundred and fifty pounds, currently on Bob Hart's Alba shchola.
Well, he had the surgery,so do that. I'm not going
to have the surgery. Do whatworked for me. That the best die
I had was hardcore vegetative depression thatputs you in a hospital. Oh yeah,

(01:23:20):
okay, it was so skinny,so scary. Or we've talked about
cooma size. Yep, got totry that cooma size. That was a
that was a great idea, loseweight while you sleep. Yeah, that's
a trillion dollar idea. We cameup with. Screw a billion. Yeah,
we came up with it's a trilliondollars. We came up with that
idea. And so basically they putyou into a medically induced coma because we

(01:23:44):
got the idea, because there arestories about people who go into comas lose
one hundred pounds right, very skinny, right, and then they got to
sleep. But like before they putyou into the into the medically induced coma,
you agree with your team on agoal weight and then they wake you
up. Right in the meantime,they're just like giving you what you need
to stay alive and work your musclesso you don't get a trophy, I

(01:24:05):
get sponge baths, right exactly.It sounds really cool. In fact,
we had a website at one point, we made a website for COMA side.
We had a jingle made for slimmerit does you don't have to exercise.
Now, disclose your eyes and getthe best rest of your life with

(01:24:25):
COMA sides, COMA size just takeus news to think of all the way
youse wake up brand new you.It's coma sides. I tell you Miles
is so good, right, allright, multi, he's not dead.

(01:24:47):
It doesn't work here anymore. Iwould totally do that. He isn't a
coma though. Think about how wellrested you will be. He's losing so
much weight. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break eight seven,
seven forty four. What for youto be a part of the show
or text us over to two tonine eight seven. We'll come back and
then the SeaBASS is going to havethe week in audio for us next on

(01:25:09):
the Woody Show. We're going totake a little bit of a break in
the meantime. Please lower your standards. The show is a Woody show.
You know. We were talking aboutall that diet stuff, which a lot
of people are talking about here nowthe new year and trying to lose weight.
I'm one of those people, dude. I've been way skinnier and taking

(01:25:30):
way worse photos. My daughter actuallytook this photo. Did you see the
photo that I posted on our Instagramfrom when we were in Hawaii. My
daughter's like, I want to takea picture of you, and mommy took
this picture. I'm thinking, howgood. There's a decent picture. I
look way skinnier than I am inthat photo. You're kind of behind your
wife. Perfect yeah, fat blocking. It's on our Instagram and because black

(01:25:55):
shirts smart, because somebody said,I think what you're looking great, very
handsome. I'm thinking, dude,I told you the other day, I
weighed myself for the first time ina long time. Two hundred and eighty
three pounds. Nice, and Iwas certainly every bit of that in this
photo. But doesn't look like it. And I hate myself in that photo.
Yeah, yeah, but see,I just got to have my daughter
take these pictures all the time.Apparently eleven year old the only one who

(01:26:16):
has photographer. Yeah, exactly.So I actually have it pinned right now
to the top of our Instagram ifyou want to see it at the Woodie
Show on Instagram. It's the onlydecent pick I can think of. Yeah,
all right, well, time tolook at this week in audio,
And what do you got for ushere? C Well, perennial favorite Wheel
of Fortune fails came out and menace, we have it for you because this

(01:26:38):
lady she didn't guess the wrong letter. She actually guessed the correct letter,
which is a g okay category issame letter. So all four of these
words start with the letter C fullyfilled out board. All she had to
do was pronounce the clue. I'llgive it a minute. Here a screenshot
from the Wheel of Fortune. Allthese words start with C. Okay,

(01:27:01):
co, General company, and clever, controver conservation. So he would have
lost twice one more time. Uh, Congenial company and clever conversation. He
messed up conversation. Conversation was difficult. So that the thing with Wheal of

(01:27:24):
Fortune is you do have to burnounce the words correctly or they don't give
you credit. And so this ladyhad not as part of a problems.
All right, gee, Seant,would you read what's up there? Please?
Congital Company and clever conversation. No, Congenial Company and clever conversation.

(01:27:47):
Yeah, we need a kind ofa point war day you had. I'm
sorry, Congital you just heard it. Yeah, to try it again,
Congital Company, clever conversation. Right, no, no, no, all
right. This week in audio,Okay, so there's some great video that

(01:28:10):
actually has pretty interesting audio to gowith it. You guys have seen this
guy who fully flies over a judge'sbench tackles vegas. Yeah, man,
What a video, What a jump? What a leaf? Yeah? So
he so he's been he pled guiltyto like some domestic or not to be
he basically he beat a guy witha baseball bat, essentially, and the
judges looking like you know, hispeople are saying, well, you know,

(01:28:33):
this guy's a good dude. Youhave all the crap you always hear,
right, but he has previous Notonly did he beat this guy with
the baseball bat, he has previousdomestic battery together. Yeah, nice,
nice dude. And he proves itby when he is sent and she doesn't
even start to tell him what hissentence is other than he's not getting probation.
And I've enhanced the audio because everyvideo I found is they take the

(01:28:54):
judges. Yeah, so this iswhat she actually said and what he actually
said before he goes flying over thebench and tackles her. He jumps up
from the defense table, runs andyou know how high up the judge sits
at those on the court room.So he goes horizontal, gets his hips
over it. Yeah, he jumpslike a dog, jumping through like a
hoop and in one of those competitions, up over the bench and just like

(01:29:15):
a flying tackle like somebody coming overthe line. And I mean it's perfect
trying to exactly right, exactly right, right, So here's what happens.
I appreciate that, but I thinkit's time that he gets a taste of
something else because I just can't withthat history accordince with the laws of the
state of Adics foot. By theway, you see the one guy,

(01:29:45):
the one court like security guy orwhatever. He's got the weakest punch I've
ever seen in my life. Yeah, he is, like so he's not
a deputy, but he's some kindof like whatever court is, and he's
whailing. Well, he's doing hisversion of whaling. Yeah, and that
cameroning. Do we know how muchtime is now going to be added?
He got he's got new charges.Crazy about I don't love how he shows

(01:30:11):
up the court and what looks likesweatpants and a biggie small sweatshirt. That
bitch. If you want to seethe video, it's pretty easy to google
court jumping. I'm not going totell his name because we don't, but
the judge's name is Mary Kay Holfist'sall right, thank goodness, because he
yeah, he hits her and hekind of falls to the side and then
he gets you know, it getsa little stomp uh stomp session, including

(01:30:33):
the one wailing. Yeah, I'vehad massages harder than that, honestly in
the middle of his back. Buthe's doing that. It's like a hammer
fist, but like with a littlelimp wrist but like do you know,
like when they do that, likea little massage that but like with a
closed fist. It's like, man, that looks like I feel more good,

(01:30:53):
like one of those therapeutic like therapyor whatever. Yeah, if we
could launch Woody over a judge's bencharound, maybe we're gonna go find that
guy. All right, dude,punch me in the back as hard as
you can. Let me see ifit breaks up these knots. This week
and Audio man Nes we have Iknow you're a noster dumbass. You are
a resident predictor of things to come. But over the pond in Great Britain,

(01:31:14):
they have a lady who I don'tknow how I missed her over the
years, Jemima Packington. Jemima,and she is known in the UK for
making your yearly predictions. Jemima Packins. How does she do it? She
takes asparagus and throws them on atable. Okay, she says she got
the quote skill because her like heraunt or something red tea leaves, which

(01:31:39):
is just as garb. I'm sure. Yeah, Well she uses asparagus instead.
So here she is in an interviewtalking about she actually not just for
the UK, she has predictions forthe US. Okay, okay, your
big predictions for twenty twenty four youand your asparagus death of world leaders.
Oh but the US will have afemale president? Oh wow, Marla Harris.

(01:32:03):
Oh that's interesting. And what shapedid this barrow this land in to
predict that? It's very difficult toexplain. There are certain things connected,
for instance, with royal family.You see a crown, and if there
is a breakup like I predicted thisyear, separations and divorces within royal family,

(01:32:24):
the spears break and you're able tointerpret from that. Right, Harris
is going to be the next presidentof the US, though she's not going
to be right, but the nextpresident will be female? Right, we'll
be female? Right? Okay,Okayamala Harris, she's calling what's her face
from? Really? I guess wouldbe the only female candidate made the shape

(01:32:45):
of boobs? Right? She waskind of predicting the death of Joe Biden.
Yeah, that's how she said it. That's how the presenter took it.
But that's not what not necessarily theway that her other predictions for more
UK centric. She says the OlympicGames will be a resounding success for Team
Great Britain and the events in theMiddle East will reach up breaking point.

(01:33:06):
Oh this this the Woody show Man. We're going through some of this week
in audio, a new game foryou. Yeah, why are they climaxing?

(01:33:26):
Okay, I'm gonna play some audiohere you in the studio. Guess
why is this person Phi number fourhere? Why are they climax Why are
they climaxing? Bro? All right, I already know the answer. There's

(01:33:59):
a clue. And yeah, Ididn't hear the proposal. Okay, that's
a proposal, all right, No, I actually read the news. Listen
to the very first little bit ofthat clip. Let's try again saying yes,
right there, you hear that.Yes, that is the first human

(01:34:24):
being to quote beat Tetris right now, it's see this is a blue scooty.
It's a thirteen year old boy.Thirteen year old boy Willis Gibson is
his real name, and they butwhen they say beat Tetris, he which
you heard that. Yeah, hecrashed the game essentially by getting to his
version level one hundred and fifty seven, and people thought it only went up

(01:34:45):
to twenty nine, right, andit's it's been beaten. You can't be
there's no there's no programmed ending toTetris. You can just crash the game
by it not knowing what to donext. And they've done it with computers
so far, but no human beingbecause it's just it moves too fast.
But people have figured out ways tolike move to kind of roll the controller
around in their hand. And that'swhat the apparently Blue Scooty didoy thirteen years

(01:35:08):
old. How about that, ChrisSweeke and audio next clip is, Oh,
I don't like this girl, solet's go to a different one.
Go clip six. Do I lovethis girl? This is a good TikToker,
an actual decent TikToker out of allthat garbage. Her name is ug
Madison and she is a ug uglike Ugh Madison ravy. This is an

(01:35:29):
actual pranks drive who I think doesa great job and her her most viral
pranks are she'll go to stores andwork as we're just work as an employee
for free, but not like makea big spectacle out of it. She
just shows up sort of in uniform. Oh, I heard about this chike.
She cleans the bathrooms and stuff cleansthe bathrooms like and she's there for
six eight nine hours or so oflike targets and stuff like that. This

(01:35:50):
is the newest one. She's ata grocery store Kroger if you don't have
it in your area, and shejust talks us through stocking shells and crap.
Yeah. I got there at readyto rumble. This customer told me
his two dollars off keupon wasn't working, so I just paid for his entire
car. Yeah. I organized shells, help more customers, and bought snacks
to put in the break room formy coworkers, and I did some cleaning,

(01:36:12):
did some top stock. I wentback to work and my coworker showed
me a video of a girl workingat Target and said that it's me.
He politely let me know that workingat Cogro for free is not allowed because
of the union and labor laws.And the store was about to close,
so I had to go home.Anyway, this was my first and last
day working at Cogro for free,best six and a half hours of my
life. Yeah. She sid thatshe spent nine hours cleaning a Walmart and

(01:36:35):
she she has videos like her onthe She by the way, bring cleaning
supplies Madison, because she's on theground with like toilet papers, cleaned the
public bathrooms at pop Eyes, TacoBell. She's yeah, and she looks
like she's fourteen. I think she'sa full drown woman. And she sounds
like she might be kind of special. I don't think she is, but
I just this is like this verylike low grade normal PreK. No one's

(01:36:58):
freaking out. That's funny. Iactually do enjoy it. So ug Madison
on TikTok. All right, onemore clip this week in audio Madison.
She got kicked. She was tryingto get kicked out of an Ikea.
So she tried. But you know, like most people try to get a
kid, chick, same chick.All right, and just listen to how
long she will she will spend todo nothing. All right. I got
there at eleven O Way and gotready for the funnest day of my entire
life. I've been here for fivehours and no employees have said anything to

(01:37:20):
me. I did twenty thousand stepsby walking around the store. Then I
got I walked home through the flooragain. I just noticed this speech thing,
oh big time. I didn't noticein that first clip. I noticed
it on this one. I gotthere at eleven O Way and got ready
for the funnest day of my entirelife. I've been here for five hours
and no employees have said anything tome. I did twenty thousand steps by
walking around the store, and thenI got a little work out it but

(01:37:42):
it made me tired, so Itried kicking a nap, but customers kept
coming to my bedroom and waking meup. A lady asked me if I
knew where the exit was, andeven though I've been here for nine hours,
I literally don't know how to getto the exit. I don't understand
how the store is so big.They announced that Ikia is closing in ten
minutes, so I finally to leave. No one said anything to me the
entire day, and I spent ninehours and forty three minutes at Ikia.

(01:38:04):
This was the most productive day ofmy entire life. Wow, it's so
strange because it's the most boring quote, Frank, you can imagine. Yeah,
but it's so entertaining. That's funny. Well that's this week in audio.
Thank you very much. See I'veasked, Yeah, quick, Frank
more when he shows next? Hangup? When we returned, find out

(01:38:25):
which member of the show has theslowest metabolism. Spoiler alert, it's all
of them, right, right,he needs some meals show all right,
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, itis a Thursday morning. Raby's got nerd
out coming up here in just afew moments to go through some of the

(01:38:47):
birthdays of course, back for thenew year, the porno birthdays right,
already getting some good feedback on that. Y'all missed it. Huh. People
are very excited. Yeah, wellyou know that's what happens. Like something's
popular, you give it a restto make people wanted to get. Although
I was I was thinking about thisthe other day. There's a couple of
times in my life that I've beenaware and I thought to myself, Man,

(01:39:08):
I don't think this is gonna turnout very well. And it's back
in the nineties, Boys to Menwas huge, right, they were everywhere,
I mean oversaturation, right, theydecided they're going to take a one
year hiatus, and they never cameback the same, like the like their
popularity went from white hot to justkind of eh, right, so they're

(01:39:29):
all there also have been nothing newever worked from that point forward. The
other person who did that was KatyPerry. Katy Perry decided to take a
break and it was the height ofall her you know, big hands and
everything. Yeah, and then thisis I would to say, this is
around like two thousand and you know, like nine ten, eleven, twelve,
so yeah, somewhere around twenty ten, somewhere around there after left Shark,

(01:39:50):
right, it was. It wasdefinitely after that. And then she
took a break and then chopped offall her hair, and she needed American
idol. She needed all these thingsbecause like people had forgotten. And I
was thinking, because like, uh, you know, Taylor Swift is that
white hot person right now? Couldshe take a year off and still be
as popular. Probably she's different thanshe could some of these other ones.

(01:40:11):
But the tour is about to endand she is going to go away for
a minute. Yeah, yeah,yeah, you know, And that's that's
what because my by the way,my eleven year old daughter is full blown
swifty now wow. Yeah, yeah, that's what my niece loved Taylor at
that age. Yeah, so itwas just a random thought. Speaking of
celebrity stuff, Ray's got nerd outhere in just a moment. A couple

(01:40:33):
of the holidays. Today it's January. The fourth day is World Braille Day.
Okay, it's a World Hypnotism Day, which I've never bought into.
I don't believe that for a second. Yeah, do you believe in hypnotism.
I think people can be hypnotized,Yeah, like a chicken like that.
I mean, but not everybody can. You. I think have to
be a specific type of person who'sopened to play along with it, right,

(01:40:57):
willing to like a chicken. Yeahwhen they say I'm gonna snap my
fingers and you were going to bea chicken strutting around the yard. And
yeah. I know people who havedone it for to stop smoking cigarettes and
they say it worked. I mean, there's other things you can use it
for. Yeah, I've known peoplethat have gone to them and then they're
still smokers. Yeah. Maybe itworks temporarily, but I think that's only

(01:41:17):
because, like you've decided you're goingto try something exactly so everybody has that
willpower, at least for a littlebit. You already paid for the hypnotism
yourself that it did work. Yeahright. I was on a radio show
where we brought one in and someof my coworkers their eyes look like they're
glassed over. Yeah, but Ididn't know if it was real or not.
I mean, I'd love to tryit. It's a World Hypnotism Day.

(01:41:41):
Maybe we could try it. Wesee if it works. It's National
can do day and do yeah,it's way in days, which I did
the other day. Oh really Yeah, anybody want to take a guest?
What you waig? Yeah? Igot out of control the end of there's
like I would say, from likeOctober on, out of control to sixty

(01:42:04):
five to sixty five to fifty.I was going to say to seventy all
right, I was gonna say twoseventy two to seventy two, you guys
have all underbid. Okay, whatI waited in at two hundred and eighty
three, I did well carry itwell. And then it looks yeah,

(01:42:25):
while it's talking to these big baggysweatshirts, see it. Let me take
my shirt off, you'll see.Yeah. Yeah, you might get a
little horny though, too morning,Please don't. Yeah. So I'm back
on it for now. I gotta, I gotta at least get back into
the two sixties, you know.Yeah, Christ it's National spaghetti Day.

(01:42:45):
Some bisketty have some bisquetti? Yeah, check it in the after hours.
Voicemails eight seven seven forty four.What he is the number? And this
person had a question for us,Hey, guys, I was just curious
with the situation with the new studiorework, has there been any reports of
a roach finding? Just serious,love you guys, by that was a

(01:43:08):
very big question, like when wewere posting these videos of the studio as
the progress was going on. Foundthe roach? Anybody found the little buddy
that went missing, Rochie. Therehas been no sighting whatsoever. They mean,
they tore out everything under these cabinetsand under the countertops and everything because
all the wiring got redone and everythingelse. And I said, be on

(01:43:28):
the lookout for this roach. Andthey did not find anything. So it's
making babies in the walls or something. Yeah, this was the most traumatic
day I've had in years. Yeah, it was roach Day. I still
love that day. Eight seven sevenfour Woody State seven seven forty four.
Woody, this person, this womanhit us up about what she hates about
the show. Hey, wood Show, what's up? One thing I hate

(01:43:51):
about the Woody Show is that everytime I turn on the radio in the
morning, part of my language isit's just I hear chaos. I hear
somebody baby burning food into somebody else'smouth, and then I hear someone getting
French bulldogs all over their face.But then at the same time, I

(01:44:11):
like love that about the show.Sorry for by relationships, right, she
loves to hate it? H huhyeah. And just chaos. There was
one time during the break I tunedin, I was punching around. I
heard some of the stuff that wasairing, and it was like I punched
right into the middle of just purechaos to where I've lived it, and
I wasn't sure what was happening.I had to listen for a couple of

(01:44:34):
extra seconds to go okay, rightnow, I know it was a good
bad What do you find the listeningexperience? No, it was. It
was good, like it was.It was fun because then I remembered exactly,
you know, what it had happened, what was going on, and
everything else but yeah, I knowwhat she's saying. Sometimes you if you
if you're just like tuning in cold, yeah, and it's right in the

(01:44:54):
middle of the baby burning thing orlike what the hell is happening that they
show for and nerd Nut with Ravy. Yeah. Another quick piece of feedback
here. Somebody said I was listeningto a podcast you guys were sharing about
the guy who listened to all thoseminutes, like he was like in our

(01:45:14):
top whatever. Some said, I'velistened to nineteen thousand, five hundred hours
right behind that other super freak fan. Last year was a good year.
Thank you, guys. That's fromthe six one nine. Thank you very
much. You appreciate it. Hitus up on the after hours voicemail eight
seven, seven forty four Woody andRave is here to tell us what's happening
in the world of nerd. Well. For the first time since twenty fifteen,

(01:45:35):
Disney was not the top studio atthe box office. The studio cham
for twenty twenty three Universal. Now, hell, I would have thought Warner
Bro Universal released twenty four films.Oh wow. Their big hits included the
Super Mario Brothers movie. Oppenheimer andMegan actually made a lot of money for

(01:45:58):
them. I did love Megan.Overall, they made four point nine billion
dollars in worldwide tickets sales. Probablystill laid people off. Well, guys,
numbers are off rough yere Disney.Second. Now, Disney released seventeen
movies. Guardians of the Galaxy Volumethree a big hit for them. Little
Mermaid was a pretty decent hit forthem. Disney taken in four point eight

(01:46:21):
globally and actually put out a pressrelease saying we would have been the number
one studio had we released more movies. First of all, pro what so
I mean, because you've got fourpoint nine four point eight but twenty four
movies to seventeen movies. I agreewith Disney number eight. On Nostra Dumbass's
verdictions for twenty twenty four, Menasays that Disney will have the biggest movie

(01:46:42):
of twenty twenty four. Okay,coming back, oh his verdiction, I
hope so. For the first timein a long time, Disney did not
have one of the top three moviesof the year. They were Barbie one
point four billion, Super Mario BrothersMovie one point three billion, and Oppenheimer
at nine, one hundred and fiftymillion, first time since twenty twenty four
excluding pandemic years that Disney didn't hitthe billion dollar benchmark. So all all

(01:47:09):
a very big deal for them,though they do have some potential hits on
the horizon for twenty twenty four,Inside Out two, Deadpool three, and
Mufasa the Lion King, Oh theLion King of prequel all coming at you
this year. I'm Arabian. Formore nerd stuff, check out the nerd
Nut podcast at the woodieshow dot com. All right, thank you very much
for rabels. You got it.Dog Time for your birthdays and of course

(01:47:31):
that porno birthday. Go show thisShiver. Okay, we're gonna it's Shuverday.
We're gonna sit patage. It's ShiverDay. And you know we don't
do what bday. I make thecelebrity part really quick because they're terrible today.
Good. Yeah. Michael Steibe fromRim is sixty three, he's every
bit of it. Bernard Sumner issixty seven. That's the founder and guitarist

(01:47:56):
of New Order enjoyed the vision.Beyonce's mom, Tina Noles is sixty birthday's
bomb, but I went up withbecause she's sixty nine, and then Carrie
Condon who was she was Stacey onBetter Call Saul, Octavia on Rome,
and then she was also the AIfor Iron Man's Armor Avengers Age of Ultron.

(01:48:21):
It's a cult, whatever way togo. I told you warn day.
It was a bad day for thosebirth days. It's a great day
for the porno birthday, which todayis Diamond Cross. This five foot six
Russian babe has been entered more thanthe Publisher's clearing House sweepstakes. It's been
in forty nine fine films, includingShy but Horny. She was in Toys

(01:48:44):
and Tongues Volume three, greg shewas fantastic in Two Girls one mission that
she was in Lickland volume seven.Okay, and who can forget her unforgettable
role in Hot Burnette has the bestsmile from Mount Parties. Okay. Nice.
That is Diamond Cross, who isthirty three years old today. And

(01:49:05):
that is your porn of birthdays,your celebrity birthdays. And that is today's
nerd out report. You're on theWoody Show. We're gonna take a quick
break more Woody shows. Next,hang Off said Hey show in Sensitivity Training
for a Politically Correct World, TheWoody Show. I don't care about your
feelings. Well, time to wrapup and call today on this Thursday mornings.

(01:49:31):
Yeah, we are the Woody Showfirst and foremost. We want to
thank Joe Coy going in so hey, go watch the Golden Globes kind of
a big deal. Yeah, JoeCoy hosting the Golden Globes this Sunday on
CBS. Also streaming live on ParamountPlus. Also check out Joecoy dot com
for a list of all his upcomingshows. Go see him live. Also,

(01:49:54):
today got a brand new animated podcastthat we debuted, Medicine is Neutra
Bullet Drama of course on our YouTubepage YouTube dot com Slash the Woodies Show.
We alls sent the links out onour social media trending Dose Headlines,
raves nerd out all on today's podcast, just hit up the woodieshow dot com.
Tomorrow that's gonna be Friday, Imean the first week back after the

(01:50:16):
holidays. Oh baby, So tomorrowwe're gonna have the Friday Fail Stories,
first round of that for twenty twentyfour. Also our dumb Ass Contest,
the Duyq, raves nerd Out andwhatever else that we can do to get
through the morning and into the weekendas quickly as possible. It's gonna happen
Friday on the Woody Show. Rabymana Sea Bass Samy anything like to add
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, as you get older,

(01:50:39):
you still do stupid things. Youjust do them slower. Truth. Yeah,
I had one of those things,just to for like, you don't
know what you did? Oh,would you do completely unintentional? So I
went to the grocery store. Icame back with all the stuff, unloaded
the groceries from the bags right,put them on the count, all stuff
on the count, open up therefrigerator, and to make room for the

(01:51:02):
new stuff, I took some ofthe other stuff that you know, was
old and ready to be thrown away, some leftovers. And there were like
a couple of yogurts that you know, I know that was getting toward the
expiration, you know, get ridof. So I took those out.
I put those on the counter,and I put the new stuff in the
refrigerator. But did I, oh, oh, I ended up putting this
stuff I'd just taken out right backin, threw away a few of the

(01:51:23):
new things. Oh my god,And it wasn't until later, I'm like,
oh, I just bought some ofthat. I went to the fridge.
I'm looking at the date, going, how's this stuff expired? Oh
my god? And I realized whyI did. I'm like, son of
a bitch, I just like whenI get my new debit card and then
I cut up the new one.Yeah. So I went outside just to
check to make sure I was thesame, and sure enough, in the
garbage it had been out there fora few hours, were these refrigerated items

(01:51:44):
that I just bought. Is itmean of me that that makes me happy?
Yes? Oh that is well regardless, it makes me happy to hear
that. Thank you very much,Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the Wood Show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we
love it, appreciate you for that. You guys can suck it. We'll
catch you back here on Friday.Have a great day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.