The Woody Show July 2nd 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show July 2nd 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Tuesday. It is July to second, twenty twenty four. We are the
Woody Show. Thank you for beinghere and giving us some of your valuable
time this morning. I'm what that'sGreg Goring' do you menace? What up?
There's Sea Bastamo. In many waysto be a part of the show.
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text us check in with us overto two two nine eight seven. You
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us at the Woody Show and ofcourse the good old fashioned email, which
is email at the woodyshow dot com. Coming up for you on the show
today. It's a Woody Show.A bachelorette. Sea Bass has someone for

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us. They're also the first worldproblem that sucks stories. You know,
because it is a Tuesday, Maybewallowing in your own misery a little perspective
that your problem is really not thatbig a deal, not that you can't
feel bad about it, but alittle perspective sometimes help to deal with it.
This is a great topic. Webring us up every once in a
while, calls, text messages,whatever, this one. You'll love your
pets, but they did something,or they continue to do something and you

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wanted to kill them. You didn'tkill them. Nobody's saying you're actually gonna
kill But man, you love yourp But I think every pet owner has
at least one thing. And around of the Greg Gory hate mail here
today on the Woody Show. Somebodytaking issue with Greg. That'll be coming
up in a bit. But wouldyou like to play a game, all
right, revolving around your odds ofdying from various accidents? Oh yes,

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please, This puts me at ease. Well, it's better than doing it
on Friday. Sure, yeah.Yeah. So what I'll do is,
I'll give you two different things thatyou that people die from. You gotta
guess which one is more common anotherone's like, what's the best? What
are the better odds of dying fromthat accident? Okay? All right,
and so we'll start with dog attack, right or drowning? In a swimming

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pool. Oh all right, whatdo you think you're What are the better
odds? Now? I would saydrowning, drowning, drowning, all right,
yeah, I know, yeah,drowning. Yeah. There seems to
be a lot of stories in thenews recently about dog attack. There's definitely
dog attacks stories, but there Istill think it's pretty there's way more people

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going in the pool in the rowingall right, Well, drowning in the
swimming pool, yep, okay,all right, better odds of that five
and eighty two to one. Dogattack odds are sixty nine thy sixteen to
one. Jeez, that's why theyprint the stories, you know. The
headlines are grabby exactly much like thosedogs grab it on someone's face, right

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right, right? All right?So that was that was an easier one.
How about this one? Your oddsof dying b or wasps, wasp
sting okay? Or accidental building fire? Oh b that's tough because there's so
many bees. The bees are disappearingmenace. We all know, I mean,
we do need to save the bees. But he's talking about wasp or

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fire bee or wasp sting or accidentalbuilding fire. Your odds of dying are
better than which one SA fire?Gonna say, sting sting, sting,
sting, sammy sting. Uh youyou are more likely to die in that
accidental building fire. Ah damn itnailed it, eight hundred twenty five to
one. The B and WASP isfifty seven thousand, eight and twenty five.

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These are disappearing. Yeah. Howabout this one that you will die
in the motor vehicle accident or complicationsof medical and surgical care. Ooh,
that's off medical surgical Auto accident,car accident, car accident. Yeah,
car accident, one hundred and oneto one. Whoa, by the way,
of all the things they had onthis list, that was number one,

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Like, those are the best odds? Yeah, one and one to
one. At this point, everybodyknows somebody who's been killed in the car
crash. And then seven hundred andninety eight to one for complications of medical
and surgical care. Woamn. Sothat's that's way more common than I thought
it was. I'm hear about thingsgetting messed up or whatever, but I
mean we're talking about dying here,right, jees? All right, Next

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up, what are your odds ofdying from choking on food? Compared to
alcohol poisoning alcohol. What are thebetter odds? Say choking, choking,
I'll say alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. Would you say choking?
The answer is greg alcohol poisoning.Really, so that's when you drink way

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too much, right, Yeah,one thousand, six hundred and six to
one for alcohol poisoning. Choking onfood, you got a two thousand,
seven hundred and forty five to onechance. I told you I just got
that device from Amazon to dislaunch food. Yeah, it's a super baise all
those spunky old broads who a littleloone, you know? Yeah, Like,
oh, where you keep it?It better be somewhere accessible because you're

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choking in the Moment's not hidden.It is very available with the you know,
emergency kit like back of the cabinet. No sunstroke or drowning other than
a pool. Oh so not apool, but drowning I have sunstroke.
Yeah, yeah, on sunstroke ordrowning other than in a pool's ocean leg

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likely to die? Which one goingsun Yeah, I'll still say drowning.
I'll say son, I'll say drowningsunstroke six nail six thousand, three hundred
and sixty eight to one. Andthen drowning in anything other than a pool.
Ten three eighty six to one.You've vowased it out of the sun

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ray right, that's why my skinlooks scared. So dewey fresh is perfection.
And here we go. I giveyou one more. I saved.
I saved this one for last.Lightning strike, airplane crash. Oh god,
lightning man, you're like a lightningstrike. Brain man, You're like,
oh, you know Martha Stewart timesright, So more likely to die

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lightning strike or airplane crash? Theodds lightning strike, lightning strike. I'll
say plane crash, plane crash forGreg playing surprise. You know they're rare,
but the same plane. Yeah,plane crash, plane crash. You
are more likely to die, Greg, Yeah, and an airplane crash than
a lightning strike. This is scarythat I was sweeping this game. I

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was at a picnic once where akid died from a light crash from a
light Yeah. Really, yeah,you have like twelve years old, be
serious. That sucks. What's what'scrazy is the people that survived them,
like you got lit up by lightning, Like that girl like right in front
of the White House, remember there, she had such thick boots on.

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Everybody else died around her. Yeah, but you witnessed it or you were
just happened to be at that.I was at the picnic. Whoa so
greg so airplane crash are more likely? The odds of a lightning strike killing
you is one hundred and thirty eightthousand, eight hundred and forty nine to
one. Who airplane crash eleven thousand, seven hundred and fifty six to one.

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Great. See, if that wasthe lottery, you'd say those are
good. I know, great lotteryon and I waited till after we travel
Well, thank you for that.Oh that was my last trip though.
And just for quote fun, lightningstrike was one hundred and thirty and forty
under one. Your chance of winningthe powerball two hundred and ninety two million
dollion. Wow, good luck?Yeah, old well, I'm gonna win

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this time. All right? MoreWoodie shows next, hang on, you
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is the show. And we usedto get a lot more Greg Dory hate
mail than we do these days aton. I'm not saying we don't get
hate mail to the show. Everyonce in a while we get something,

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but we used to get, specificallyfor Greg Gory, a lot more.
And it's because you know, Greg'san opinionated guy, and he used to
be consumed with all the cable newsstuff and and a lot of the stuff
that he would end up going onthese rantsom would be stuff that would be
more you know, political or justyou know, getting into like issues,
and like, we will touch onthings every once in a while, but

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in general, the rule on thisshow is no politics. We try to
avoid the policies because it got soheavy and just polarizing and partisan and everything
else so hard to deal with.As you know, like we just want
to have fun and get through themorning as quickly as possible. That's what
we are here to do. We'renot here to get political, no fart.
You want to be the escape fromall the political talk and nonsense,

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and so that's what we do herein the Woods Show. But even still,
so, even though we stay awayfrom a lot of that stuff,
Greg's still every once in a whilesays something or alludes to something or whatever
that gets under somebody's skin and theysend off a hate mail and then Greg
takes the time to read it andrespond to it, which I think in

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a very eloquent manner. Thank you. He does a very nice job because
he does put a lot of thoughta little too much, does it bother
him? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah. You can always send usemail email at the woodieshow dot com.
It's email at the woodieshow dot com. Uh. You can also get to

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our email on our Instagram profile page. There's a call button there and then
there's also an email button and youjust hit the email button to populates everything
you need and then you can tosend your pithy email directly to Greg.
Yes, yeah, and he willsee it. Are you ready for this
round? Oh? Yes? Allright, this guy is calling Greg a
bad gay, all right, soit's time for Greg Gory's hate mail and

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do you have this time around?Greg? I got a little message here
from Daniel who says, Greg,I am so sick of you constantly bringing
up the fact that you were oncemarried to a woman, that you were
married to a woman, that youride a motorcycle, that you like to
use chainsaws when you work in theyard, that you hate musicals, and
that you were married to a woman. Did I bring that up yet?

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Yes, we know you bring itup constantly constantly. Does bringing it up
make you think you're straight or special? Does it make you feel more like
a man, Because the way Isee it, it makes you a bad
gay, not a better gay.Huh? What it right? So weird?
It's hate mail like this, Danielthat makes me wish email was a

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thing of the past. Not becauseI don't like getting them, not because
I don't like responding to him,but because I would rather talk to you,
because I have so many questions.First and foremost is what led you
to your warped sense of reality?That I constantly bring up that I was
married. Maybe if it was totallyin context, sure I might bring it
up, But I can't recall thelast time I or anybody brought it up.

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As a matter of fact, thelast time it was brought up by
anybody, there was a slew oftext from gay guys saying that their jaws
hit the floor because they had noclue that I was once married to a
woman. And if your jaw hitsthe floor hearing that I was once married
to a woman, I can onlyassume that means I must give off a
pretty strong gay vibe. Otherwise,Yeah, why all the jaws on the

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floor shot? Yeah? First time. If somebody said, hey, did
you know Bruce Willis was married onceto a woman, you would say,
yeah, jaw firmly in place.Right. But if somebody told you that
Siegfried and Roy met each other becausetheir wives were mutual friends, jaws all
over the place. Yeah, So, Daniel, that I ride a motorcycle

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or like chainsaws doesn't speak to mysexuality. It speaks to my personality.
You do know the difference, right. You do know that Kawasaki doesn't install
gadar in their seats, right,like some kind of verse lowjack or some
kind of kill switch that tells theengine not to start because the rider is
gay. Right, you are awarethat the throttle and the clutch function the

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exact same way, whether or notI'm in a relationship with Mario or Maria.
Right, My riding a motorcycle doesn'tmake me think I'm less gay.
It makes me think that you arenarrow minded. You are aware that craftsmen
or husk varna chainsaw blades don't freezeup and render themselves totally incapable to cut
logs simply because the saw is beingheld by a gay guy. Right,

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You do realize the laws of physicsof rapidly spinning steel against the more relatively
soft material of wood don't cease toexist simply because Joe sleeps with John instead
of Joan. Right, My likingto work in the yard and use chainsaws
doesn't make me think I'm more straight. It makes me think you're a bigot.

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Yeah. And my not liking musicals, well, that's just a matter
of taste. I'm not the biggestfan of suspending disbelief my entertainment choices,
and pardon me, but I don'tfind it entertaining when rival gangs settle a
score by having a dance off whilesinging lyrics that they all magically know by
heart to music being played somewhere offscreen by a magical band who just so

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happened to know that the rival gangswere about to square off with the aforementioned
dance off. And I don't findit entertaining when let's say a woman gets
dump by her boyfriend, and herway of lamenting it is sitting at a
dimly lit bar where, just outof the blue, she starts singing some
sad and sappy ballad that, forsome magical reason, the bartender not only
knows the words to, but actuallyjoins in on the singing I love it.

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Are you saying? Are you sayingthat because I'm gay, there's some
kind of rule that I should likemusicals? Because my not liking musicals doesn't
make me think I'm special. Itmakes me think you're a cave man.
And here's a question that we canonly imagine what your answer would be.
What is a bad gay? Whatdo we even mean by that there are

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good people? There are bad people. When I was a kid, the
guy who lived a few houses downfrom us, mister Hirsch, he was
one of the munchkins in the ogWizard of Oz. He was such a
nice guy. He had this reallynice house, great wife, two Saint
Bernard dogs. He was always walkingaround the neighborhood, really social. Everybody
loved him, but nobody ever said, oh, look, there's mister Hirsh
walking to Saint Bernard's. What anice guy. He's always so pleasant.

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What a good munchkin. And hypothetically, if his life had turned out differently,
let's say he had led a lifeof crime and went on some kind
of bank robbing spree and then gotbusted, would we have said, jeez,
what a bad munchkin. No,because he did not define himself as

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a munchkin the way that you,Daniel seemed to define people based on one
aspect of their life. I don'tget me wrong, being a munchkin made
for good dinner conversation. And apparentlymister Hirsch was friends with Judy Garland and
Mickey Rooney. Oh, but hedidn't do exclusively munchkin things, much like
some of my friends expect me todo exclusively gay things because if I don't,

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that makes me, what you say, a bad gay. And they
don't want to go to the baseballgame unless it's gay stadium night, or
they don't want to go to Disneyunless it's Gay Days at Disney World last
time, Mario. When I wenton a vacation to Cabo true story,
one of our lesbian friends asked,did you stay at a gay resort?
I mean, what is a gayresort? Does? Is that where all

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the boy lounge chairs are attracted tothe other boy lounge chairs and the girl
palm trees are only attracted to allthe other girl palm trees. Don't get
me wrong, I'm not stupid.I know what it means. I just
prefer to base things again on personality, not sexuality. And see, these
opinions of mine don't make me thinkI'm more straight or special, Daniel.

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The way I see it, thereare no variations of gay. There's no
more gay, less gay, bettergay, worse gay. And if you
can't absorb that, Daniel, itdoesn't make me a bad gay, it
makes you a bad listener. Thereyou go, so good, Greg,

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so good. I've never understood that, you know, like it's okay.
It's like, uh, somebody willmake a comment to a woman like what
are you on your period? Becausethey're being grumpy, and they'll go,
oh, hell, dare you?But the minute that they want to excuse
they're grumpy, behavior, They go, sorry, I'm pms ing right now.

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So is it cool or not cool? Stereotypes? If somebody makes a
gay stereotype type you know, commentor whatever, people will get upset,
like all your stereotyping gays. Butyet that email that Greg got is completely
saying like, okay, well,because you're not falling into the stereotype,
you're a bad gang. So whatis it? What is it getting in

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the email? Real quick? Yousay he said that you always wrought up
there married to a woman. Younever knew what he does. It brings
it up in context. Yeah,every once in a while, you know,
as we're trying to explain to newlisteneries or people like yeah, like
you know the history, like whenit has happened when we first started working
together, this is what was goingon with Greg or it's just a part

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of the story. Yeah, it'snot the story though, it's not the
story, just like being gay isnot Greg's you know, character definition on
this show. He's not like thegay guy. He is gay, but
you know, Greg is just anothermember of the Woodie show. Well,
apparently Daniel thinks it should be different. It should be different, Greg Motorcycle,
Thanks guys, there's your greg Gory. Gregory, I'm the only person

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to hear is every other field mousethat I caught killed and cooked myself so
ill that it was disgusting. Thisis the Woody Show, all right,
Welcome back everybody. Hey, wehave the Bachelor, which people go home
little shows. Yeah, I meanwe don't. We don't get into the
Bachelor or Bachelorette, but a lotof other people do. And then I

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mean, there's an I feel likeI'm trying to remember the name of it.
I was like, this is somethingthat Menace would watch. I was
watching TBS last night. What's Oh, what's one of these shows, like
these reality type shows on TNT.I think it was. Actually there was
promoting it. It was like thedumbest looking show. Sure, no,
it was TNT. TNT, yeah, because they otherwise they showed the same

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commercials for the Magic Mic movie,which I'm sure Menace was also, so
I think that should be our nextmoon. Medie was trying to sell us
on college because he was talking allthe girls like, hey chicks, hey
Sammy, I'm like our next moviereview the Magic Mike, Last Dance,
Magic Mike three. Like a commercialbreak if you're watching like Big Bang Theory
repeats Magic Mike Uh. One forwrestling and then one for this reality show

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that they have. It's like two. It's like two chick names and I
forget on TNT. Yeah it's onTNT or TVs one of the two.
I swear it was on TNT.Well, it looks like the love for
the Bachelor is finally waning. Yeah, this is It's always like the lowest
at ratings ever, but this oneespecially. Yeah. Two point nine million

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viewers, so that's down a lotpoint nine Yeah wow, and it is
season twenty seven, so that makessense that maybe people have fallen off.
Great. I think all the weat the top on the website right there
is the AW. This is somethingyou would be into. Ae W BORT,
that's the wrestling thing. Yeah,they keep showing, they keep showing

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commercials for this. And as soonas I say to myself, who watches?
Then I remember it's Bort. Yeahyeah, would you be up on
that? AW is my top onefavorite wrestling promotion in the world. Hell
yeah, dog? But is therea reality show around it? They did
have one for a little while withCody Rhodes while he was still in aw's
nowada al righty, so now they'regoing to redo it and have a backstage

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show where they follow like a coupleof the wrestlers around. It's either Daily
Lives and everything that. Yeah,yeah, that's right. I did read
about that am I Weekly Update.Yeah, what is it that Nikki Bella's
show? What do you because Isaw a thousand commercials for that and it's
on one of those. She's aformer wrestler RTE. Yeah, the Bellet's
wins. No, this wasn't awrestling chick. This looked like something that
would be on that Zeus network thatI'll just just ratchet chicks fighting each other

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ratchet. Oh yeah, free fight. I'll find I'll find the name of
it. While we are ladies andgentlemen finding out about another nice young lady
out there in her ongoing quest tofind true love, seamasses out on these
streets talking to these these nice youngladies about some of the trials and tribulations

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and their dating life. It's whatis show a bachelorette and who do we
have here? Set? They weregoing to meet Victoria to start with,
and unlike the stupid Bachelor Bachelorette onABC, it's like the same generic twenty
eight year old, like honky dude, same generic twenty five year old black.
You know, idiot women, copypaste, repeat, copy paste repeat.
Victoria is not. She's older.And in fact, when I go

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to talk, I said, talkto these people, I say, oh,
just give me your name, yourage, and something about yourself.
And when I asked her her age, this is what Victoria had to say.
First of all, age, Idon't believe in age is the number
I believe. I'm forever young.Okay, No, I'm not crazy.
I'm not on drugs. I hadWooden Drake. Now you said you're not
on drugs. Obviously, what areyou talking? What do you enjoy?

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Well, it's a margarita. It'sa strawberry margarita is red like love.
Yeah, that's my favorite color anyway. Yeah, it's a social numbers forever
young. H So that's Victoria.She's drinking a strawberry Mark MENACE's favorite on
a tight red dress out here loveon these streets. And so she sounds

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great. Obviously she's not on drugs. But there's something, there's something here
that Victoria is just not that into. I'm not too big, got you
know. Uh, I said,I'm and all that kind of stuck,
you know, and chains and stuff. Yeah, but I'll do some role
playing. I mean, I aman actress, so I can do that

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role playing like you're an astronaut orno, like I'm a good little girl
or I'm a babysitter whatever. Youknow how it works? Yeah? You
know, yeah, with a babysitter, come on, come on? You
know. Well, okay, Greg, in case you don't know how babysitter
role play goes, it worked well. I had Victoria on the street impromptu.
You do a little bit of thatwith me. Oh thank god.

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This is really going to bring itaround for me because I think I have
an idea, but I really neededsome clarity of that. She's a professional,
it's my kid. Did everything gogood babysitting? Yeah, I mean
a behaved in my day behaved too. Wait, you had a date over
while you were babysitting? No,im not gotta have something to do.
Oh as long as I'm being agood girl and I'm watching a baby.
Is there any other way I canpay you for your babysitting services? Uh?

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Some kind of a sex fool favor? Well, that's my fantasy.
That's every guy's fantasy. How Imean that's a favorite. You know,
that's the number one hit. Verysexy. How dare you? How did
she get acting jobs? I wouldlike to know acting. She sounds hideous.

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Wow, damn the heck she's not. She likes the finer things in
life, strawberry marks, dresses.I'm guessing somewhere around like a one on
a scale one the time. Well, I think this next clip will turn
Woody around. I asked Victoria likeshe had like one thing, like her

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best homemade meal, Like, what'sher best dish? She makes a h
all right, Oh, I wouldsay I make a mean chicken parmisan.
I love chicken parmesan because he's kindof like white trash Italian. What is
your recipe for chicken parmasan? Justyou know, chicken breaded. You gotta
have a little bit of wine andit's eradicated extra flavor, and cheese and

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some herbs and uh, you know, an egg two or whatever. You
know, just fix it, allit and dip it, put it,
put a little bit of the kaniover. That's how put ole bit of
sauce. Oh, sounds delicious.Up on that man, Yeah, stuff,
what do you you love? Chickenparm? I I wouldn't touch anything.
Stop this thing made this? Yeaharea since Ozpi, you're so vain.

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Yeah, it's all hot. Nowit's one of the side effects.
He's mean girl in another Victoria.Well, okay, so we know a
little bit about her personality, weknow about what she likes to eat.
Let's talk about something maybe the Victoriahas not done in the bedroom. All
right, some guys like it.What do you do with the something with
the back end? Okay? Ohso giving a guy a little little chocolate

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kiss. Yeah, there you come. So you've not done that and you
just want to try it. Ithink it's kind of gross, but it
may happen some day. I gotmoss wash. I guess I could wash
it down. I guess I canwatch it down. Okay, we're still
no. Are we still defending thehonor of this monster monster? How dare

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you? She says she's she's openminded, She's willing to clean out the
taste of mouth wash. Don't forgetthe chicken parm Yeah, let's we'll get
to that a minute. Yeah,you invite Victoria over do a little babysitting
role. Players the chicken parm youtake it down? Yeah? Then she

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goes back there. Wash sounds likea party to me. That Yeah,
all right, Bachelor, we're talkingto you Victoria. And let's okay,
Woody has been a mega hater,but how about let's listen to Victoria tell
you just the impression that perfect strangershave when they see her out in public.
All right. I get so manypeople stopping me on the street.

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They just say, you are amazing, it's so beautiful, okay, and
they start photoically thing mate, AndI'm not famous yet, but they're treating
me like a slippery If they arephotographing you as you're walking by, I
guarantee it's because you are like somekind of like body that kind of like
something you'd see at a freak showor like the Rock or Margot Robbie or

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yeah, fashion Week in Paris.Yeah, yeah, a real head turner.
All right, So a lot ofpeople asking Woody and Ravy and looking,
how do you get ahold of Victoria? Well, as we always do
on The Bachelor, Bachelorette, ABachelor, sorry, trademark bachelore how do
you get in contact with Victoria?All right? Where can people find you
online, Victoria Kerr ku R VictoriaKerr, just stick up on Instagram and

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you find me there, and youprobably find me on Facebook as well.
And that's that curve short for kure. So it's Victoria Kurra sin ski s
i n s k I. Solike, like, what's his name from
the office. You know he's probablyrelated, Oh yeah, John Krasinsky Victoria
Kerr. That's all it is,y K you r A s I n

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s k. That can't be theright person. This is not her,
Victoria K. That's not her.But her main page is sea basketbrobably want
that first page though a lot ofjust writing. It's her in her bedroom
doing some songs and then like abunch of writing about becoming like she gave
out the wrong address because I'm onher Victoria K. You are me too,

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And it's that's what she said,but you got to keep going.
It's k you r plus more sinskyk you r a s i n s
k I. All right, sowhat you searches you grandpa? I found
it? Pop up? Hey youare look at her. She's cute,
She's not terrible. Yeah, woodhere, you got to hate bikini pigs.

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Yeah, b wait is that whatI would like to but Greg chicken
palm? Oh yeah, is thisthe red dress? She was worried?
Were you better? Okay? Thatis? Did I say she's not bad?
Yeah? I think I had amomentary homosexual American? He doesn't know?

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All right, well, you gotsomebody else that we're going to meet?
What he show a batch Thrett thatis coming up next here showing this
is the show? What do youshow a batch Thrett? And I went
back and finally found Victorious Pictures andmy god, yuck you I'm not cold?

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Yuck, my god, yu Lookthere's someone out there for everyone.
And just because she's you're married,we get it. Yeah, yeah,
right now okay my heart, mywife, Yeah you do that thing is
foul? How dare you? Well? Okay, let's let's let's meet somebody.

(30:00):
Who else do we have here?This is Annabelle and again on the
Woody show a Bachelorettes, we don'tjust meet the generic blah blah blah.
Check out there we go, Wemeet the we meet real women with real
women, things like what annabel hashere? All right? My eight kids?

(30:21):
Eight kids? Were they five themright there? Three of them at
hound with the kids partying. Okay, exactly, so you you kind of
if you date annabel you're moving intoa family previ instan fam and you go
and party, have fun, maybehave something to eat, which Annabelle will
tell us about her again her favoritething to make right here. The best

(30:45):
meal I can make at home isRaymond noodles from the county jail. Okay,
they have spread door. They putit in the bag with the other
stuff in there. Sometimes are yousaying you've spent some time in jail,
yes, about ten years before stuff. Oh wow, would be awesome.

(31:08):
I had a few of my babiesin jail. I've never heard pronounce Raymond
noodles. The best meal I cammaking home is Raymond noodles from the county
jail. Raymond noodles. Yeah,we've had We've had prison spread here in
this. It was quite lovely,wasn't The menice? Delicious? Woman is
still more attractive than Victoria, dareyou well? Speaking of which I know

(31:32):
you're getting hot already. That's thesexiest thing about our bachelorette, Annabelle.
The sexiest thing about me is myfeet. What makes your feet so sexy
because they is put feet in theirmouth sometimes. Oh my god. Not
only does she know her feet sexy, but you let guys put them in

(31:55):
her mouth and she loves it.Why wouldn't you? Yeah, try to
like put your feet in their mouthsometimes. Do you appreciate when guys try
out? Or no? She appreciatesit. Again, this a woman on
woman hatred right, and Raby isalways hating on other bitches. It's even

(32:19):
ladies like Annabelle. So okay,so far, so good, Annabelle.
Yeah, great, eight kids,Raymond noodles. You can put her feet
in your mouth? Yeah? Sure, what are you drinking if you're out
with annabel My favorite liquor is toeleven mort liquor. Oh that's the steel
reserves. Hell yeah, that comesin the gray can. Right, And

(32:43):
you know I've been around a littlebit, she wants. Yeah, you
can tell. You know what I'mdoing is I'm getting hoodshacked and I'm passing.
It's flying. Hell yeah, Iknow about I know about spread,
I know about two eleven. Yeah, it's actually a beard on a mat
liquor. I think she just fellin love gravity high gravity logger beer.
Yeah, it's actually people think it'sall liquor. But it's it's real beers.

(33:04):
Huh up in this joint? Allright? So we looked so again
another lovely lady. Yeah, sure, if you want to get in contact
with Annabelle? How you do that? And the billed three sixty five?
What kind of things when we seeon your Instagram page me cooking raw Ma
noodle soup, ra Ma noodle bee, patty raw maen noodles, chick you

(33:28):
Alfredo? All right? Oh dude, she did hang with your son.
He loves ram on ramen noodles.Alfred, I didn't know that was a
thing. I mean, I guessyou just make some chickens and get the
Raymond noodles up on that because whitesauce. Yeah, can you up for
actual possible? By the way,I've searched for her, I don't think

(33:50):
she'spelled her instagram correctly. I thinkI think we are l O L and
l O L s O L.I think we got catfished. Yeah,
or she didn't quite remember her Instagramor who is when you go to victorious
age, Yeah, how dare youyou take a look at that? It's
hard to remember what your Instagram iswhen you're dealing with eight kids. Sure,
sure, maybe drunk bigger fish tofry O. There's what show Bach
three? Yeah, it is myfeet? What makes your feet so sexy

(34:17):
because they is put your feet intheir mouth sometimes. Do you appreciate when
guys try that? Or no,side stop messing the Hoodie Show. We'll
be back soon. This is theHoodie Show and into another new hour of

(34:37):
insensitivity training for a bilitically correct world. On this Tuesday morning, it is
that's Ray. Hello, there thereis Greg Gory, Good morning, Menace,
good morning to good morning, WoodySea Bass. Here, we got
Sammy, good morning. There's board, we got Caroline Morgan is here?
You on the phones especially this hour, we got a topic at hand more
than a second eight seven seven fortyfour. What is the number? That's

(34:59):
eighty seven, having forty four youcan hit us up of the texts and
that over to two to nine eightseven. So yes, Jane Raby was
telling us about her cats and howit had diarrhea, little sparks, her
work computers. I got sprits.Yeah, now we had we had mentioned

(35:19):
this yesterday. There were a lotof people saying that it could be uh,
maybe it was an anal gland expressingitself. Yep, whatever it was,
it raked, Yeah, read reallybad. It's it's kind of like
the tonsilstones of the anus. Right, those anal plans. I'd love to
hear from an expert, because whenI was a kid we had a dog.
Nobody on the planet talked about expressinganal glans. I had never heard

(35:43):
of that until Menace had said somethingabout it. Right, Oh do it
all the time? Right? Inever heard of that. Is that a
twenty thing? Yeah? I thinkit's dogs of Yester your suffering, right,
I'm like Greg, I grew upwith dogs. I never heard of
it until over the men and itwas recommended by the doctor and then apparently

(36:04):
like all these groomers do it.But I don't think groomers do a good
job. I don't think they reallywant to do it. So I only
do it at that. I onlydo it at the vet. Now I
think it's just big anus, youknow. Yeah, tried to go spend
money and as I did see anotherstory animal related. Yes, but Tyson
Foods took a huge hit. Whendo they not, I'm saying on their
stocks? Yeah, missed Wall Streetestimates for their quarterly profits. Apparently the

(36:28):
company had these huge expectations for chickendemand to increase, and uh, chickens
just I mean not buying chicken theway that they were I mean from Tyson,
ye, because they're always in thenews for like something. But also
there was to sell chicken at lowerprices when demand fell short. There was
also that huge thing They're like,oh, there's a big chicken wings shortage.

(36:52):
That's when they did the thing withwingstock. I stop, I stopped
thing, right, So there wasI think it might have been Tyson because
again, they're always in the newsfor something. Really, I don't know.
I don't have a chicken notifications,but they just said like chicken stories
about like you know, something happenedat the factory and stuff like that.

(37:12):
I was just kind of looking atit like we may be hitting like a
chicken flame out, you know,like there's been so much attention on chicken
over the last handful of years,like three or five years, Like every
place that opens up is a chickenspot of some kind. Maybe we've burned
ourselves out on chicken. People arelike even my kids now, they're like,

(37:34):
you know, let me get chicken. How you could get bored of
chicken? But there's so many differentways to fix it. Sure, like
Bubba Gump with shrimp. Uh.There's this woman and she's in the news
because she was showing how she gotan extra fee that she's got to pay
because she rents. The landlord wantsan extra fee so she can have a

(37:58):
goldfish. It's a two hundred dollarsone time fee and then an extra fifteen
dollars per month in her rent becausethat's a pet. There's also a restriction
in the fish allowed section specifying thatthere are no aggressive breeds of fish.
Oh yeah, dangerous allowed in casethey get out and I guess start attacking
the neighbors. Yeah, fighting ridiculous. Yeah what about those fighting fish?

(38:24):
They're aggressive? They are You wouldn'tbe allowed to have those given in the
fish allowed Yeah, that's the dumbest. Yeah. And then things got kinky
at this zoo in Japan. Otheranimal news here, okay, and they've
been trying to figure out how thissmall ten pound eight named Momo got pregnant.
She's a type of ape called awhite handed gibbon. Oh, they're

(38:46):
notoriously sexual. And she was inisolation and the only males nearby. They
were in their own cages. Butwhen they DNA tested her baby, they
found out that the father was theape in the cage next door. You
think is not going to figure thatout. And that's when they figured out,
like how they did it. Theyhad used a small hole in a

(39:08):
wall between them. It's a gloryhole. What a whore. Yeah,
so they used this glory hole.It was in the wall between their you
know, two spots in isolation.You know, you probably put on your
sex sprits yea. And the guywas just like, he probably made that

(39:30):
hole. I smell a horror sprits. You know. I love the monkey
next door. That's my type iszoo keepers. They're now planning to move
the dad in with Momo so theycan all be a family, babe,

(39:51):
that's gonna be YEA. Rules onthe anal glands thing for animals, let's
continue six or five, oh saysthe anal glands thing with dogs are for
smaller dogs. Bigger dogs are ableto express when they poop, but the
smaller dogs can't. Hence the smallerdogs are more prone to dragging their butts
on the carpet. All right,makes sense. Yeah, I'm still guessing

(40:15):
about dogs of yesteryear. Yeah,yeah, you never heard about well never.
To be honest, I did havelarger dogs when I was younger.
True, did you ever like,uh, do you ever have a kid
in your class that couldn't have ahomemade cupcake or is like a food allergy
or whatever? We never do it. No, nobody was allergic to anything.
Nothing. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I don't think so.

(40:35):
Yeah, couldn't bring peanut butter?Nothing, You can't bring a nut?
Yeah, I haven't heard that onthe airplane for a while. For
a minute either, For a minute, they were saying, well, if
anybody has any snacks on board thatcontain nuts, please don't open them.
We have a passenger on board withan allergy, right, Like, so,
if I'm in row fifteen eating acouple of peanuts, you mean that
the chicken row four? Yeah,there was a story recently where some guy

(41:00):
did not abide and some kid wentinto anaphylactic shock. Geeze on the plane.
That sucks. Yeah, but whydid peanuts get all the shine?
Like? What if I'm allergic tosomething on a plane, are they going
to stop down everything for me?Maybe if you ask them, Yeah,
I'm allergic to Tea. Well,that was the question about you know,
these people taking advantage, like Sammyof the support animals quote unquote to bring

(41:24):
them on the plane with them.So you have to just allow that to
happen. But what if somebody haslike a like a major allergy to pet
hair. Exactly who gets to stay? I say the person definitely, the
person with the allergy gets to stay, you know, and then the person

(41:45):
with the dog can wait for anotherflight to get bumped. Yeah, they
can get bumped. What do youthink, Sammy, Well, I mean
I would recommend doing what I doand getting a hypoallergenic dog. Okay,
that's a thing, that's not whatwe're talking about. Fair if somebody was
I mean I would have to wait, Yeah, that would be fair if

(42:05):
the person if there was someone whowas really allergic, right, and then
yes, I would say, Okay, I'm staying with my dog. It's
fair to kick me off the planeand put me on a different flight as
long as I can get on adifferent flight. Yeah, or have them
exchange their current dog for a hypoallergenicdog, right right, Yeah, yeah,
you can do that inside the airport. Just pass security on the left,
right, swap them out. That'sholcus pocus. The hyper allergetic I've

(42:32):
heard nothing about hyper allergenic dog.Just bars forever. Is that real or
not real? Of course that's real? Is it for certain breeds? Yeah?
Yeah, because my dog has hair, not fur, right, correct,
Oh, it's a thing. Ithought that's just something that people say.
Some people who baleries can have thosetypes of dogs. You have test

(42:54):
two dogs. Why doesn't it standto reason that there would be hyper ellergen
I thought that was just crap thatpeople said, Like Sammy, so they
can have their dog inside of anapartment building made up? Yeah, it's
usually for them for the owner,yeah, to have that kind of dog,
but they got a kid. It'sgot an analogy to something like that.

(43:16):
All right, eight seven seven fortyfour Woody will open up the phones.
So the topic this is based onravy story of the cat diarrhea on
the work computer. You love yourpet, she loves her cats. The
man, she was ready to killhim. It's not pleased. Eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. So whatdo they do? Your little babies,

(43:37):
little dudes, We get it,you love them, you were ready to
kill them. What did they do? Much like ravy and her diarrhea keyboard.
Yeah, you're touching diarrhea right,seven forty four, Woody. If
you want to call and share yourstory, you can also hit us up
with a text over to two tonine eight seven. We'll get into that
right after the break here on theWoody Show. Who's my little punkin Princess?

(44:00):
Here in my favor girl? Youmy little punkin mouse. I'm not
sure who I talk sweeter to,my daughter or my dog? A good
question. Didn't want to be ifshe was so excited and I I'm gonna
say your dog. Yeah, that'sprobably dog. Oh yeah, I've seen
you talked to both. Yeah.It can't be very sweet, yeah,

(44:22):
but more consistently sweet than the dogs. Right, Yeah, she drives me
less crazy, you know yeap,of course I love them both, all
right, but you love your petso you were ready to kill them?
What did they do? Eight sevenseven forty four. That's eight seven seven
forty four. What do let's goto? Uh nate here online number three?

(44:43):
Morning mate? Hey, good morning, guys, good good morning.
All right, So what do theydo? I got lucky. I pulled
the old Sea bath special and bringinghome a week of slam piece after the
bars one night. Yeah, anduh so we we go to out of
my room. Things are getting goodand my dog comes right up there and

(45:06):
has liquid explodes sive diarrhea the plate. Oh my, it looked like someone
took a look like I want tooka shotgun. So dirhea. Thank you.
So you went through the right Youat least, you know, finished
up what you're doing with the slampiece and then handled all that right,
or at least moved to another robYeah, she didn't want to come back

(45:32):
around to the next day, sothat's yeah, well, you know,
at least she at least she poweredthrough in the moment. Nay, thank
you, appreciate it. Cal Man, haven't got anything. Listen to the
show. Appreciate it. Let's goto Desiree. Hey, good morning,
Desiree. Good morning, guys.Morning. So you love your pets,

(45:53):
just a baby, but they didsomething you were ready to kill them?
What what happened? Similar than Iactually had a dentist appointment where I ran
home, brush my teeth, Igo upstairs or my dog I had up
in the kennel. I had thedoor open to the balcony so she can
go potty. And there she wanted. But when I got upstairs, she
had diarrhea all over her kennel andmanaged to just cover herself head to toe

(46:15):
and rolled around my teeth. Isthere we go? I got to wash
the dog? Oh my god,oh god. Yeah, but she was
just a baby, so I canget It's all right, desire. Thank
you for listening to boys show.Appreciate it. Yeah you guys. Yeah,

(46:36):
that reminds me. There was oneTexa came through when we were talking
about Raby's story yesterday, and theysaid that they had gotten their dog groomed.
Right, So the dog is perfectlyclean, nice and brushed out,
smelling good. Right, And Iguess the whole thing is like when the
dog first gets back from the groomer, like it's all excited. It needs

(46:57):
to go out, usually get ooops, but it just rained. And so
the dog went out, found thefirst mud like area and just started rolling
around in the mud like I justgot back from the groomer. My dogs
would do that, but I'm supercareful about that because I know that they
would jump in a buddle like nodo it, look for any mud puddle

(47:21):
and they have to walk through it. You love your pet. I love
my bad baby. I love mybabies, and I definitely have a billion
poop stories, but this one isI bought a pair of shoes in London,
some off whites. You know,they're of course she will have some.
And then I hear this chewing soundand I don't really pay attention to

(47:42):
it, and then I I go, look, the off whites are all
chewed up like that. You know, off whites are super cool because they
had that tag. That's what Ilove about them, And that's how you
know they're off whites exactly destroyed,just done. You know, can vinced
people that that's how you bought them. Because some of those shoes, like
some of those like real high ends, they come brand new looking muddy or

(48:07):
looking stuffed up or whatever. Stupid. Yeah, like you could have said
that was like on purpose. Yeah, like the basic people they love the
Golden Goose. Those are like likejeans or something. You know, those
are all like messed up shoes.Yeah, Greg, you love your your
baby, but this is to absolutelyno fault of her own. But she
had worms somewhat recently. Thank godI was out of town and didn't have

(48:31):
to deal with it. But theaftermath of that, when she would get
up in the middle of the nightand we didn't even know. We thought
she was just not feeling well.No, she had worms and they were
coming out of her butt, likerice sized worms wiggling around on the We
had to get the entire house deepcleaned and carpets cleaned, floors cleaned,

(48:54):
everything, you know, at thecost of a lot of money. But
worms, technically, isn't that yourfault? You gave her some nasty food
or something. Yeah, I thinkit was. Greg's probably Yeah, I
think I gave them to it.Yeah, you baby birds that wanted to
her to suffer. It's like howyou probably that place one time for lunch?

(49:16):
Yeah, so good, you gottago there. I got nasty food.
That was my Faulteah. Greg triesto kill everything. That's a good
take on it, would yeah,good take. I lived it, good
take yeah seven, you survived it. Yeah. I survived it. Though.
It was like Pio, like whenwhen they eat something and you don't

(49:37):
even realize it, I know,and you're like looking like what is that?
Like you know, it has aflag, something is moving out of
it. It's like some piece ofclothing that they ate. Or whatever that
passed through the string. Was shescooching? Butt worms? Everything? Diarrhea?
Oh? Thank you. Let's goto Tammy hear me? Hello,

(50:01):
ah dammy? All right, Soyou love your pet, but you were
ready to kill them? What dothey do? Well, it was my
brother and sister in laws pets,but they my brother in law was outside
redoing a concrete sidewalk and he wasjust finishing it up and his one of
his sons left the dog out andthe dog did a belly flop right in

(50:22):
the new concrete. Oh no,that must have been hard to clean the
dog. Yeah, the dog,it was a mess. He was not
happy. Yeah, yeah, allright, Tammy, thank you for the
call. I appreciate you. Listeningto the Willie Show. Hi. Bye.

(50:44):
Well, I mean if you getto the concrete while it's still that
wet, yeah, probably just wrintsright out. But just what a penny
ass man. That sucks start allover. Yeah, let's go to Mike.
Hey, good morning, Mike morning. So you love it. We're
doing great. You love your pet, you're ready to kill him? What
happened? Oh? So we gotthis big old pitbull. I'm in the

(51:06):
navy. We're getting ready to moveto Hawaii. Day before the movers to
show up, someone breaks to thehouse and checking the house. Ran the
people out of the house a coupleof minutes ago. Buy him like,
where's my guard dog at He's upstairssleeping stiff man. Yeah, you got

(51:29):
some big, bad pit bull.And then somebody breaks in the house and
then just just sleeping it off thebaby. Oh yeah, I'd be pissed.
Thanks a lot, thanks for thehelp. Yeah, that that dog
would be on the next bus outof town. Yeah, all right,
Mike, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Listen to show.
All right, letter, let's goto uh Holly, Hey, good morning,

(51:51):
Holly. Hi guys. Alright,so you love your pet, but
you were ready to kill him.What happened? So my husband normally worked
from home, but he was outof town. I tried to get my
dog to go out in the morningbefore I left for work, and it
was storming and he was too scaredto go out, So I said,
okay, I'm going. When Iget back from work. There's poop streaks
all over our carpet, all overour baseboards. I walked back to the

(52:14):
kitchen, massive tile of diarrhea ohwell, and then I was like,
what happened? And then it justdawned on me. The robot vacuum,
oh yeah, yeah, got intothe diary and spread it everywhere, and
I forgot to disable it and ittook me four hours to clean up.
There's yeah, there's a number ofvideos about that if you go on YouTube
dragon yeah yeah, or vomit orwhatever, like the dog or the kid

(52:37):
left on the on the ground,yeah, all over. I just had
to throw it all out. Ijust threw it straight in the garbage.
Yeah. Yeah, all right,Holly, thank you for the call.
Appreciate your solution. Thanks. Thanksguys. All right, all right,
so we have the phones open foryou. Eight seven seven forty four.
What do you love your pet butyou were ready to kill him? What

(52:59):
are the do? Let us know. We'll get to some more of your
stories coming up next. Hang on. Fun fact, every time we take
a break, Woody powers down likean animatronic in there the Woodie Show.
In a minute. All right,so you love your pet, but you're
ready to kill them? Ready?I had shared the story with us in
the show yesterday about how her cathad jumped up and had diarrhea on her

(53:25):
work computer and she was working onye yeah, really seriously dead bitch man.
Yeah, so you love them,but you were ready to kill them?
What did they do? Let's goto Janet Hey, Good morning,
Jane, Jane, Good Morning,The Woody Show, Good Morning the Janet.

(53:49):
All right, so the question,you love your pet, but you're
ready to kill them. What didthey do? Okay, so we stopped
buying My dog recently passed away inApril, but we stopped by to buy
her a p you know, sometimelast year the party pass and then we
stopped by Jack in the Box andshe was eating her pappaccino. Everything was
fine. We were at the windowalready getting our food and she just starts

(54:15):
vomiting and I'm trying to take careof her, and we're trying to get
our order, and then she startsdiarrhea, and then my husband has a
weak stomach and he started gagging.So I'm trying to clean up my dog's
mess and throw up. And thenthe lady at the window starts talking to

(54:35):
my husband and he's just the lady. Then the lady gets the whiff and
her eyes just get water as shejust closes the window. Yeah, so
I don't have any kids, butthat's my baby. I love my baby.
Wow, thank you so much forthe call. Appreciate you listening what

(55:00):
to show You have a great gayguys. Yeah, mine is uh dude.
So you know, the dog everyonce in a while will eat a
log like and she doesn't do itall the time anymore. When she was
a puppy, she would eat herown camera. I mean like she couldn't
pinch it off fast enough before she'dspin around because I think she knew that

(55:22):
we were going to fight her forit is mine. Yeah, and uh,
and then she as she's gotten older, she doesn't do it all the
time, and so, uh,you know, we're not watching her every
single time anymore. And so welet her out. She had gone out
clearly, came back in and thenate her poop. And the reason we
knew that is because, uh,she was only in the house for just

(55:44):
a few minutes and she barfed ona brand new area rug that my wife
had just got. It was thisis like during COVID where everything was taken
forever to get there. So wewaited months for this stupid rug and my
wife was all excited about and inthis dog not only bars on the rug,
but keep in mind had just eatenher own turns a combination of regular

(56:07):
dot your standard dog puke and thisyou know mud that she ates. Good
god, yes, area rug inthe garbage or does you know we had
the carpet cleaners come out. Ohgod, in the garbage in the smell,
Oh my god. Yeah, it'shard to keep being mad at her

(56:30):
though. They do what dogs do. Yeah, uh, Sammy, Now
you seem like you would be abig apologist your dog anything, your little
doggy woggie. Did you love himbut you wanted to kill him? Yeah.
She sleeps in my bed with me, and I was sleeping and I
just had kind of reached over andthere was something on the bed and I

(56:54):
turned on the light. It's inmy hand, and she had pooped on
the bed and I hand. Yeah. Yeah, does your does your dog
have accidents in the house on aregular basis? She used to. If

(57:14):
there's rugs, she will. SoI can't live anywhere with carpets. I
can't get rugs. She's a littledog. And for whatever reason, little
dogs just see carpet. As welltrained as they are, they go so
well trained. That's not well trained. No, but little dogs just cannot
help themselves. It's almost all ofthem. I haven't run into anyone who
had a small dog who's like,yeah, they were perfectly body trained and

(57:37):
only go outside. But I thinkit's the theory that you had. Is
the grip versus the hardwood floor.Yeah, so they texted over it's like
it kind of feels more like grassto them. They'll they'll seek it out
because when they're pushing, they don'tslip. Does your dog have a ramp
to get into the bed or doyou pick her up and put her in?
I pick her up and put herin. I did get a platform
bed, so I'm loaded the ground. Yeah, well you're loaded the ground.

(57:59):
That's probably best. You're the samesize up there. Let's go to
Casey. Good morning, Casey,good morning. When you show all right,
So you love your peppy, you'reready to kill him? What happened?
So this is when I was alittle bit younger. I just got
a Dalmatian puppy for my birthday,and uh, I was asleep and I

(58:21):
wake up to like whimpering, andit's butt was in my face and it
just diarrhea all over my Damn God, yeah, it was. It was
horrible. I actually woke my motherup because I was screaming like somebody was

(58:45):
trying to kill me. Yeah,oh my god, thank you for the
call. Appreciate backank you guys everygreat day. Yeah, wake up.
I was like, did you goto the spot? Let's get one more
from me After hours voicemail seven fourwooding. My dog ate a whole thing

(59:06):
of like that red colored cat foodand then proceeded to have diarrhea all over
the floor, then the room,but got it and spun it everywhere.
It looked like a murder all overmy house. A stinky, stinky red
orange murdered. Wowk. Yeah,well, thank you for your calls and

(59:30):
your text everybody. Oh yeah,my dog shoot all four leg posts on
my Costco gazebo the first day Ifinished building up. Oh no, I
suck so bummed. Eight three totwo. When my cat was maturing,
I was going to bed one night, my mail cat came up to me

(59:50):
in bed and sprayed my beard.Yeah, I lost my ash. She
got neutered a week later, murdered. Yeah, oh no, what do
you show? Will be back inthe gym. I drank some wine and
now we'll be right back. Thankyou so much for being here and give
it the show some of your valuabletime. As always, love it,
appreciate you to that. I'm whatthat's Ramy great Gory is here. We

(01:00:15):
got Menas. What is up?Sebacks here, there's Sammy, good morning,
we got bored. We got Carolinethe Woodie Show production apartment. Uh
see, Morgan's here, there's Vaughan. He's doing the camera work this morning
for it. Of course, makesure you give us a follow on our
YouTube page YouTube dot com Slash theWoodies Show. Still trying to get that

(01:00:35):
plateau right menace, Yes, wedo need to get there. Yeah,
yeah, we're peeking. Yeah,I mean people are adding it every day.
Yeah. Maybe weren't as close asyou had led me to believe.
No, we were close. It'sjust one hundred thousand. Yeah, we
see people that listen. Yeah,I do it well. We got the

(01:00:55):
daily videos that we're posting there andon our Instagram, Instagram, Twitter at
the Woody Show, Facebook, Facebookdot com slash the Woody Show. I
mean, if I can convince Raveyto do the foot video, then we
all know that's what you need.Yeah, we get bad, not bad
we'll get like shadow blocked. Yeah, it's not enough that people just like
to show. No more people haveto show, right, Apparently just not

(01:01:19):
enough people. We have to weneed to tricks. Yeah, that reminds
me. I've never seen rabies.But you hate feet so much? Oh,
because I'm wondering if they're jacked up? Now? Yeah, is there's
something going on? What's wrong withyour feet? Rave? They're not jacked
Fine, here's what you gotta do, Greg, You got to pretend to
be friends with her and go tothe country club to go swimming for our

(01:01:45):
YouTube page YouTube dot com. Barelylet ravean. They're not gonna let it.
Like Ravey's not even a member.She can't bring a guest. Yeah,
yeah, she's there so often.Duardhouse thinks I'm a member. Yeah,
hey, just do the wave.You're screwed if they ever, you

(01:02:05):
know, start doing like we haveto like fob your way in or at
the gates. There are a coupleof backdoor gates where you can fob in.
Okay, but then but I'm sotight with the gardens. Yeah,
sorry, I just forgot my fobagain. Every day I forget, I'm
so forget, I'm so absent mindedguys. So I mean she's sponging off

(01:02:28):
somebody's account. So shampering Greg isa guest could in the back foot picks
for foot picks, Yeah, exactly. I'm just curious about how Jack coming
to this hour. First world problemswe're looking for those on the text over
to two two nine eighty seven.Uh, those little silly things that you
know, seem like a big dealin the moment until you take a deep

(01:02:50):
breath or somebody points it out toyou, or what happens to me a
lot of times, like you're ina funk about something and then you see
something else where you're like, Wow, don't I feel like a douche,
you know, complaining about this sillylittle first world problem. Well, we'll
compare them to one of this week'sthat sucks stories a little perspective, So
we'll open up the phones for thefirst world problems eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. That's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. People like to

(01:03:15):
romanticize breakfast in bed. That's that'sone of those things that I've I've never
been on board with, Like I'mnot getting like, what is so great
about the idea of eating a fullmeal in bed at a hotel, I
like it because I don't care.Service is one thing, because they're going
to change your sheets for exactly ifthey have like a table, like I
don't know, just the eating inbed is just not Yeah, I don't

(01:03:38):
know. As a fat slob,I still don't like that. Seventeen percent
of people were honest when they wereasked about and they said the idea of
eating in bed is better than actuallydoing it. Will act like I'll sit
on the edge of the bed andlike if I got room service and then
the table is on the edge,if the cart they bring the food on,
yeah, yeah, yeah, eventhen I feel discussed stover, Yeah,

(01:04:00):
shoveling. Forty percent of people saidthat eating in bed is romantic.
Fifty two percent of people said theycan't enjoy eating in bed because they're worried
about making a mess. I hearthat we're spilling. Yeah, you're spilling
stuff, fairly, move in.The prey goes fine. When it comes
to acceptable foods to eat in bedbeyond his breakfast, people said, fruit

(01:04:23):
and chocolate and yogurt, that's allfine. Ice cream, pizza, a
burger, burger cake, biscuits,sandwiches, pie, so all the food
everything, No, because what's notcool in bed? Soups, pasta and
saucetir fry, curry, fish andchips. Some soup in bed please,
tacos? A hot dog why not? Why so? Why burger but not
a hot dog? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's weird ramen. And

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then my favorite they had on thelist, a roast dinner, like people
really do that. F it's fondo not on the list? Yeah,
fondue and chili and a bread bowlright, A buffet, I don't know,
right, A salad bar. Mybuddy when his wife and kids are
out of town, Like, hisfavorite thing to do is he'll make something

(01:05:05):
for dinner. A lot of timesit's like something easy like pasta and sauce
and whatever, and he'll bring itup to bed and he'll eat it shirtless,
sitting up in bed watching television.Lay the towel across my chest.
I feel grass. I mean Ido use my nice stand as a food
station. Yeah, when my wifeis out of town and then you wake

(01:05:27):
up and see nothing but wrappers.No, I remember I told you I
made that peanut butter and jelly station. Yeah, that I just left there
for stations because they're too far fromthe kitchen. Yeah, so wait,
you just have an empty jar ora half empty jar of peanut butter and
a half I had multiple jars ofpeanut butter, like different flavors, and
then also different jellies and the time. Do you refrigerate the jelly after you

(01:05:48):
open it? No? You don't. Aren't you supposed to? I mean
for a long period. I'm sureI do refrigerate jelly. I don't refrigerate,
you know, condiments. But whydo we do that? Like ketchup
just in the cagnant refrigerated because thinkabout when you go to a restaurant,
it's never refrigerated. It just sitson the table. And I do like

(01:06:11):
it cold, though, Oh Idon't like cold ketchup. Really, you
got hot fries. I don't wantto put cold ketchup on them or hot
Nature's cream. Like I like alittle bit of ketchup on eggs. Yes,
you got piping hot eggs. AndI'm not putting cold ketchup. Why
it says ketchup? Because of allthe acidity is shelf stable, although they
still do recommend for complete safety tofrig it or They also say, don't

(01:06:33):
eat raw cookie dough, but comeon, yeah, and that's way more
dangerous than unrefrigerated ketchup. They don'tknow nothing. Yeah you know how much
un you know, like raw cookiedough on baked cookie I've eaten over the
years, still living, I'm stillhere out here. Yeah, you would
figure, like, uh, youknow, the just the odds at some
point that I would get like somethinglisteria, something it would have happened drupped.

(01:07:00):
Same thing for jelly. It's youcan, you know, for your
weekend gorge, it's for your station, for your peanut butter and jelly station.
I kill yourself. But in general, yeah, refriger okay, okay,
what is the fattest thing you've donelately? Feel free to give us
your feedback on our Facebook, Facebookdot com, slash The Woody Show,
or you can leave us an afterhours voicemail eight seven seven forty four,

(01:07:21):
Woodie. That's always a fun conversation. Like you feel shame when you're done.
I had a lot of fish andchips in bed. Yeah, in
the moment, like you me andI even realize, like in the moment
and it's afterwards, like man,I just did that it was Sunday.
I woke up and there were fourjars of peanut butter. Yeah. Yeah,
my peanut butter and jelly station,chuck station for peanut butter and chunkie.

(01:07:45):
You call it a night stand,Yeah, I call it a station.
They probably thought that was fancer becausemost of the time he's just doing
the uncrustables, right, yeah,true, bothering. Yeah, I know
it's artisan handcraft. And you're justwatching thousand pounds sisters making. Yeah,
is in bed. Yeah, andyou're like, I look, it's so
much fun. I'm so skinny toeat that way. That's the stuff you

(01:08:06):
gotta watch. Oh man, youcan't be watching people who are in shape.
I was drinking bubbly, So that'sthat'll do. Even though I hear
that that's bad. Now, well, it's not worse than you know,
mountain dew full calorie, Yeah allright, Why why would that be bad?

(01:08:27):
I don't know it bad for yourteeth. And then hours although they
just doesn't have added edited artificial sweeteners. It's just the flavor, right,
it's not sweet calorie zero calorie,no artificial. That was the other thing
they said, Artificial sweeteners simulate yourappetite bub even though there's no calories,
but and like la croix yep hasno sweetener. Right, it's being healthy.

(01:08:49):
See I was being healthy? Yeah, hello, drinking that with my
peanut butter and jelly station. Youwere legally working out. I know.
Well, we're getting some people linedup on the phones right now for around
of the first world problem that Sucksstories, which will be coming up next
here on the Woody Show. Yougot a little first world problem like you,
like maybe had your peanut butter andjelly station. You got through one
peanut butter and jelly and then ranout of jelly. Oh no, then

(01:09:11):
what that's a really crappy station.Yeah, week, whatever your first world
problem is, give us a callof that. We're gonna talk to a
couple of people after the break.Your calls as well, and then I
compare them to one of this week'sthat Sucks stories and a little perspective hopefully
on the other side of that foryou feel better, not as uh disproportionately
angry over something so stupid eight sevenseven forty four. What if you're calling

(01:09:33):
in your call's next hang up?I used to poop next to my mother's
bed because that wasn't a good Idon't know communicator. It's the Woody Show
creating awkward moments between Uber drivers andtheir customers since twenty fourteen, that Whitie
Show. We're going to be rightback. The Woody Show will be right
back. This is the Woody Show, all right. So we're looking for

(01:09:55):
your first world problems. This isa great time to call in if you
got one of those for us,silly little things where it's like, man,
you can't believe if you really kindof stopped and you know, you
were like a out of body kindof thing watching yourself freak out or get
pissed off about something so silly.Yeah, yeah, we'll compare him to
one of this week's that sucks stories. Uh, my car needed a new

(01:10:16):
tire, so I had a loanerand I got it home. Now,
it only brought the fob from thecar because I was just gonna go drop
it off, so I didn't bringlike my whole set of keys. I'm
not going to leave that with thedealer. And so I got home and
all I had was the fob.Now for the least or the you know,

(01:10:36):
the the rental, the loaner andI got it to my house,
no key to get in the frontdoor, and the garage thing was in
programmed because it was not in mycar, So I had to get out
of the car and go to thekeypad outside the garage punch in the code.

(01:10:59):
Oh boy, it was raining,pouring down rain. I'm getting wet
man, Like god, damn it. That's why you need what Greg and
I are obsessed with Mike cue foryour phone. I forgot I do have
that. Oh yeah, I totallyforgot I have that. You can program,
dumb ass open it right now?Yeah, I got that. Yeah.
You said you can just open upyour garage or if you can't remember

(01:11:21):
if you left your garage open ornot. Yeah, you just go on
the app and I'll tell you ifthe garage is open or closed, and
then if it's open, you canclose it right there from you. Yeah.
I use it all the time.So great. Oh, how stupid.
It's such a common thought. Allright, Sammy Warzar, that sucks
music. We can't do this,uh without having the that sucks music.

(01:11:41):
Eight seven seven forty four woody isthe number. That's eight seven seven forty
four woody. Let's go to thephones and say hello to Kevin. Hey,
good morning Kevin. All right,Kevin's got a car related first world
problem for us. What do yougot Yeah, it looks like you've me
to it. I have two vehicles, one that I used on the weekend,

(01:12:01):
one that I used to work everyday. Monday morning came about and
failed to switch over my keyfob.So now I have to phistically get out
of the vehicle. Yeah, walklike ten to fourteen steps and physically pin
in so I can get into mygraune what he gets it? Yeah,
that sucks. So here's also apro tip. If your garage door does
not have Mike Cue, you canbuy like this little device. I think

(01:12:26):
it's like thirty bucks Amazon. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty installed, really
simple. Put it on the list. Thank you. Yeah all right,
well, Kevin, let's compare yourstory to this one. Now, imagine
being on that long flight Greg Goryfrom New Zealand to New York. No,
thank you. Eighteen hours maybe morehow long it is. Probably is

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from New York. See it's not. It's not the other way around the
world. Yes, it's a longflight. It's a long flight in seventeen
hours. So you're in the middleof that flight, only to be turned
around about halfway there. Oh that'swhat happened, thanks to a fire at
New York's JFK Airport. So theplane went all the way back to New
Zealand. So the pastors flew formore than sixteen hours just to land where

(01:13:10):
they started. That sucks. Imean I get hold to Hawaii or San
Francisco, right or yeah, thatnot sucks? Another airport. Yeah,
So Kevin, who's problem? Wouldyou rather have sixteen hours? The sixteen
staffs. I'll take the staffs.I'll go open it. Yeah. There
we go all around providing some perspectivehere. Hey, Kevin, thanks for

(01:13:32):
the call, man, I appreciateyou. Listen to Woody Show. Hey,
suck it gotcha? Oh woa damn? If you got a first world
problem? Eight seven seven forty four, what do you? Let's say hello
to Brett. Good morning, Bretty, Brett. Hey, what do you
have going? We're doing great?What's your first world problem? All right?
So we're throwing my daughter a WednesdayAdams Seen birthday party this weekend,

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and we had ordered about three hundredfour hundred dollars with this stuff off the
Amazon. Yeah, and yesterday whilewe were at Disneyland. My daughter is
playing on my phone and she goes, hey, we have a ring notification.
She opens it up and she goes, Dad, somebody's taking all the
packages. Oh no, so yousaw the porch pirate as they were taking

(01:14:13):
stuff. All right, it's nota word problem. You're a victim.
We contacted Amazon and they're going tosend everything again, is of course there
yesterday? Yeah, so you're stillgoing to have it in time. Yeah,
we're gonna have in time. They'regoing to send this. Yeah.
That definitely sucks. Definitely sucks.It is and as you're able to afford

(01:14:38):
hundreds of dollars worth of party favors, party favors that you just delivered to
your house's going on the app andAmazon easy. All right. Well all
right, well let's still compare yourstory to this one. This guy he
went in to have a tumor removedfrom his intestines, but ended up back
in the hospital six days later becausehe wasn't feeling good. And they quickly

(01:14:59):
figured out why they had done aCT scan and found that they had left
a huge pair of scissors inside ofhim while they were stitching them up postop,
you know, So they ended uphaving to do a second surgery to
remove the scissors. That sucks.Oh yeah, so Brad, who's problem
would you rather have? Yeah,I don't need to go surgery twice.

(01:15:21):
Yeah, exactly. Just wait foryour other Amazon we'll have that too.
Yeah all right, Bret, thankyou for the call, man, I
appreciate your Listen to the Woodie Show. Let's go to uh Cindy. Hey,
good morning, Cindy, Good morning. All right, so what's your
first world problem? Okay, soI'm trying to get my car out of

(01:15:41):
the garage and I have to navigatearound car lifters because my husband is a
car fanatic. So we have sixcars in a four car garage. Oh
wow, how do you fit sixcars car lifters? Like you just said?
Oh now okay, I see andnow yeah, so all of our
listeners rich six cars, Those liftersgotta be fifteen grand apiece or at least

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so that that way you can thatway you can park one car on top
of the other. Hous Yes,yes, wows. Auto lifters. They're
not too unaffordable. Really, whatare they? They're five grand? Really?
Yeah? Not bad navigating the Yeah, it's the six cars part that
gets a little pricey. Okay,everybody's broke his hell then apparently, yeah,

(01:16:30):
yeah, yeah, that's not expensive. Yeah yeah, we got three
of those. Ye they sell themin a three pack. You know,
five thousand dollars in my back accounttill well into my thirties. Yeah.
All right, Well, Cindy,let's compare your very first world problem to
this story. You might have seensomething about this one. This eighty five
year old woman in Florida, shewas walking her dog. A ten foot

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alligator came out of the pond thatthey were walking by and started attacking them.
They went for the dog first,so the woman, like a dummy,
stepped in trying to save the dog. But that's when the gator knocked
her over and yanked her by thefoot into the pond. She dead,
Yeah, and the dog ended upsurviving. But when you're in Florida,

(01:17:14):
you watch this dog right along thatpond asking for it, right. They
eventually found and euthanized the gator.And then I saw another follow up story
to this one yesterday where they're they'retaking basically all the alligators out of this
pond. They've gotten a bunch ofthem already. Yeah, they're taking them
all on. Oh yeah, thesethings are massive, but I did some
shame in this case. Yeah,what are you doing? I lived there?

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You know what happens, Cidy?Who's problemud you rather have? Yeah?
Car? The car lifters? Fourcar garage? Yeah, right,
city, Thanks for the calling.You know, Greg, you always thought
that those uh those luggage stands thatyou said that that you you know have,
I got a hotel to put yourbag on. We're only for only

(01:18:00):
available for hotels. Like you couldn'tpurchase those and have those at your own
house? Like wait, civilians canget them. Yeah I would. I
would have said that those car lifters. I wouldn't be aware that you could
buy those for your own house industrialuse only. Yeah, you know,
I've seen them in real estate ads. I've seen it. Really. Yeah,
it's pretty cool. I mean howI mean, you gotta have a
big ass gruge. I'm sure allthose cars were beaters too. Yeah.

(01:18:25):
Yeah, four car garage. Let'sstart there. Yeah, okay, go
to a line number two. Whois this Amon Cameron? Hey Cameron?
How you doing? What's your firstproduct? Okay? So, just like
everyone else, with all the newtechnology of wires and things coming out,

(01:18:47):
I switched from one internet cable prider to another that a fiber Yeah,
and so I got new router andall that type of good stuff. And
then and they had to spend ahalf part of my day re connecting my
ring doorbell outlet. And yeah,it couldn't find me, Greg, you

(01:19:12):
know that's like right, yeah,the router that's the black one, Yeah,
the white one or the silver one. All right, Well, Cameron,
let's compare to this story. Yourfirst world problem is another woman walking
her dog by the way, thistime in Alaska. They were having a
nice time and all of a sudden, she felt something hit her in the
head, and at first she thoughtmaybe somebody hadn't maintained paying attention accidentally hit

(01:19:33):
her. And when she turned around, she realized that she had just been
clocked by a moose. Moose.It was all caught on camera by somebody
else across the way. Apparently themoose had just seen her walking from across
the highway and ran up just tokick her in the head. Was running
away and she was bleeding really badly, had to get staples in her head

(01:19:55):
still recovering. That sucks. Yougot moose. Yeah, So, Cameron,
who's problem would you rather have.Yeah, I don't think i'd enjoy
getting cold cock by a move.Yeah, there you go. All right,
Camerack, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Listen to the
Woodie Show, have yourself a greatday. Let's say hi to Josh.
Good morning, Josh, Good morningguys. So your first world problem when

(01:20:20):
you get to a stop sign andthe other person gets there just before you,
and instead of just following the rulesand going and keeping things flowing,
they wave you on because they're sonice. Just quit slowing me down and
keep it going. Yeah, peopleget people get four away stop signs because

(01:20:44):
then you start going and then theystart going. That's not the thing.
They're waving to him to go,and that's bothered. Yeah. Now,
but I agree in a way wherethese people at these four way stop signs
like just go, like you seewho's been and they just start going because
everybody, but I'm not saying Joshis smart. You know what, You

(01:21:08):
get to work and somebody holds thedoor open for you. Yeah, good
morning. Yeah, those were therules of the road. Are there for
speed and safety? Yes, likeother otherwise like no no you go,
no, no you go, no, just somebody go somebody go, please,
Well, then go, I knowwhich order I got here, and
I know, so I don't wantto jump the I don't want to jump

(01:21:28):
the process right and waved through.Josh. I just hate it. I
mean, that's certainly a first worldproblem. Yeah, stop signs, and
Josh, you call stupid. Sowe're just gonna hang out. Yeah,
bye, josh By Josh alright Byshowed returns in a second hundred what welcome

(01:21:59):
back point, everybody, Greg,You're usually good for a first or all
problem. My first little problem latelyhas been too much food in the refrigerator,
you know, too much, becauselike I bought these pizzas that were
not frozen pizzas, but you justkeep them in the refrigerator, so they're
only gonna last for so long.But then I had all these leftovers,

(01:22:20):
but I wasn't in the mood forhim, so I said, you know
what, I'm gonna have pizza.So I made the pizza and now I
still have the leftovers. And youever over open your fridge and you think
too much food, just that much, never wonderful problem really have. But
then I don't want stuff to goback. I want to waste and you
know, I'm an avocado addict.So the other day they want to sell

(01:22:41):
I bought a bunch and now they'retoo soft. It's like, did I
just waste these avocados? Well,here's one says. I'd really like to
eat the yogurt in the back ofmy fridge, but in order to get
it, I'd have to take outall the tupperware containers that are sitting in
front of it. Oh no,they're like, I have done that where
I've just skipped on whatever it wasback there. I don't want to take
all this stuff out. What youwant, Yeah, I've done that or

(01:23:08):
ever since my wife started washing grapeswhen we buy them, Like, I
don't want to go through the hassholewashing them, so I'll let them sit
there until she washes them. Ohyou wait, I wait, all right,
it is hard. It's not.It's not. But that's the thing.
I understand, this whole thing whereyou see something like I got to
move all that stuff out of theway get to it. Then the grapes

(01:23:29):
are all wet. It's a mess. You put them in your mouth.
Yeah that part doesn't matter. Idon't care about that. But when you
set them down, somewhere that's funny, like that the grapes are washed,
but I'll eat blueberries, strawberries,everything else unwashed. I don't watch any
of that stuff. I can't do. I am a fruit washer, I
mean a fast one spend. You'reshaming me at one point for that.

(01:23:51):
I have a special drying pad thatyou put washed root on drying pad.
Yeah, this medice is like hegets a kone roll with not have a
special for or if you had likea thing like a bull or or or
the bulls all day and then yougotta watch the bull. Can you please

(01:24:12):
focus? It's the Woody Show andmoving right along for you. This morning
falls up for you to because itpaid the show anytime eight seven seven wood
and not just during the show.After the show, we got the after
hours voicemail, so you can leaveanytime after ten am. That same number
that you're calling in with during theshow becomes that after hours voicemail. Also

(01:24:32):
direct you to the drunk style voicemailor the first Impression hotline. Again that
number eight seven seven forty four Woodie. And so with a text over to
two two nine eighty seven, Igot a call that was left of that
after hours voicemail involves Sea Bass.Here we go. I had a dream
recently about see that nice. Soit wasn't exactly like a sex dream,

(01:24:56):
but I guess it was sort ofroman a dream really into each other hanging
out. He was just being verysweet and charming overall, just you know,
enjoying spending time together. This voicemillions right here. When I woke
up, I was kind of crushingon Sea Bass. So I knew I

(01:25:17):
had to nip that in the budbecause one married have a kid, but
two I'm team Greg. I loveGreg, He's my fave, and I
can't be lusting after Sea Bass whenI'm team Greg. So I was just
thinking, Okay, let's put thesestocks out of my mind. Yea.

(01:25:38):
And the first thing I thought aboutwas how not only does Sea Bass in
real life on purpose coop in hisshower and so far as to mess with
his shower to remove the drain sohe can make it more easy, and
then also bought a special powder tohelp dissolve it. So I got boom

(01:26:00):
all better. Definitely, no morethoughts if thinking about that, I just
I just get serial killer vibes fromthat. I don't know, I'm sorry.
So anyway, I just wanted toshare love you guys. So she
had like a cold shower herself.Yeah, I mean, she can deny

(01:26:21):
her urges all she wants, butwe saw the dream is the real thing
there. And my thing for Gregis, uh, neither of us would
hook up with you, right Greg, because you buried with I would I
would not, Ye could mean,I'm being honest, I would not,
And it's a thousand and I wouldn'teither if I knew you had a kid
and we're married, Greg, couldyou get it up for a lady?
You think I could not after acouple of drinks. Yeah, I've tried.

(01:26:45):
I've tried it with before I wason the show. I remember I
tried it with a guy for aradio bit. We talked about this where
the story while I went to agay bar and to see if it would
move and it didn't. Now thatwas just edit bar outside. Yeah,
that was just yeah. But Ihave a thousand percent HEATERO. So I
you know, great, you hada you had a sex life with your

(01:27:06):
ex wife though, yeah, andgirlfriends before that, right, But now,
I mean, like now many yearslater, I mean, if I
had to, could I sure?Yeah, yeah, exactly, And touching
is one thing. I mean,like if if there was more than that
beforehand, could I sure? What'sthat powder you put in there? I

(01:27:27):
believe it's called the green gobbler.So it's like draina Yes, it's for
br v's and stuff. Yeah,it's it's for it's for you know,
drains, and I don't think it'sspecifically for like sewer system seer systems,
but no, no, no,it's designed for pipes. Yeah, it's
a drain opener essentially a powdered drainopener. Greg, do you want to

(01:27:47):
bring up since we're talking about thebathroom stuff, this has nothing to do
with actually what you do in thebathroom. Greg was asking this question in
the studio the other day. So, like, let's say someone comes over
to your house, they say,hey, can I use the restroom?
And you point them to you pointthem to a room there in your house
that does not have a shower ora tub, and it's just like the

(01:28:10):
sink, the counter, and thetoilet. Yeah yeah, and it's usually
the first one in the house,like not the one by the bedroom.
It's like yeah, it's just it'sin a common area and a sink.
What would you guys call what wouldyou call that room? Powder room,
menace? I would just call itthe bathroom, bathroom, half bath,

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bath bath or half bath. Yeah, I mean I would call it the
I would usually say powder room,that's the powder room. Or if I
said, hey, the powder roomis right down the hall, I would
know exactly what you meant. Alsolike but I'm with menace too, like
I'll say, oh, there's thebathroom right around the court, either one.
But I would know what Greg's talkingabout if I said powder room.
Greg brought this up because he washe was talking about, like, you

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know, something he's doing at thehouse, right, and uh, he
said powder room, and the personjust busted up laughing at it was the
funniest thing they ever stopped in theirtracks. We're judging them, backup,
back up? Did you just saypowder room? Judging them? Som ter
my grandmother. I never hear itsay powder room. I mean, maybe

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because I'm watching too many HGTV shows, But like on all those shows,
they still call it the powder room, right, And then I said,
yeah, powder room. You know, the toilet and a sink, but
that's it, and it's the firstbathroom of the house. Oh well maybe
in the eighteen hundreds. I thinkyou're thinking about it literally if you're thinking
that way, yeah, it's justwhat it's called for all Yeah, but
if if people want me to describethe bathroom even more, I would say

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half bath. What's not about adescription. It's just like you know,
if you say, all right,we're going to redo, you know,
like areas of your house. We'regonna redo the kitchen, I want to
redo the powder room, right right, I mean, like, because a
bathroom is that is where I meanit's it's it's a bathing thought I was
usually the bathroom is you know,tub or shower, the combo of both,

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right now, I would never thinkto call it a powder room.
Every the dumb waight the washroom,yeah, washroom? Well why is it
called a half bath if there's nobathtub in there? Because that's a half
bath. It wouldn't be a halfbath, wouldn't it be a quarter bath?

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To see that now, I don'tknow. Yeah, howder room?
You know it drives me crazy?Is now you can't say master bedroom speaking
of like watching all those like yeah, primary or the main, main main
bedroom, main bedroom. Yeah,So we've changed all that, but they're
still on HGTV saying powder powder room. Yeah, it's on the list.

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But then Sammy, you said apowder room would only be room with just
a sink, not even a toilet. Well, what I would consider a
powder room is like a like amakeup mirror exactly. Yeah, where there
might be a vanity and something likethat. That's sort of connected to the
bathroom. But before you enter thebathroom area to see women have that,
then don't have that different room witha toilet like women's rooms, they'll have

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couches and stuff, but there waslike dude's rooms, Like you never see
that in like a men's room.Like women like ever sit on the couch
in the bathroom? Why off around? Why not in the smelling other chicks
turns, Yeah, sitting there waitingfor your girlfriend bathroom like you're waiting for
your girlfriend to be done. Likethere's a bunch of women in the club

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and they're like, oh the ladies, I got a big one, a
bunch of iron in the air.Greg, can you walk me through.
If I come into your house andI come into the parlor, there's the
power room by the cloakroom or theice box where am I says old people
lingo. Okay, HG TV.You know it's notorious, notoriously filled with

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old people. See, I wouldn'tsay restroom for an area of my house.
Restroom to me is like a publicbathroom, public bathroom, bathroom.
I don't see restroom. Yeah,I would say that before your restroom.
I don't know. I've never reallythought about it until Greg said that.
But when you said it and Isaid, oh, powder room, he
goes, thank you, the drawingroom, the show. We'll be back

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