The Woody Show July 9th 2024 Podcast

Narc Week, The Losers of House Hunters, News headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Good
morning Woody. Today is Tuesday's Julythe ninth, twenty twenty four. Hello,

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welcome, thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show.
Yeah, Boody, that's Greg Gory, Good morning, We got menace.
What is up? Good morning toyou menas see masses here, we're out
here. It is Nark Week,as you already know, or a day
two in the Nark Week. It'sShark Week on Discovery. So Nark Week.
Carton Argan here on the Woody ShowToday, Sammy's here. We got
bored. We got Caroline Morgan,our associate producer. We got von our

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video producer, and me like chokingon something. Yeah, oh you know
what I prefer like a Coke zeroor a diet Dr Pepper act for you.
Yeah yeah, anyway, thank youfor checking out the show this morning.
Today. Like I already mentioned,Nark Week happens, and it is
back HGTV The Losers of House Hunters. Oh my god, it's so bad,

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like all of them are hateable intheir own special way. That is
true. But these people, thisguy in particular, it's the husband who's
the problem in this. Really Okay, Yeah, the wife is fine.
The husband. This guy, thisis not the guy that was crying that
he wanted a gas stove, isit? No? Because I was just
watching one of those recently, andthis guy, like every other comment,

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I want to gas stove, Iwant to go, but this this guy
has requirements, okay, from whateverplace they're gonna end up getting. So
the losers of house Hunters today,plus the trending news headlines, will have
the pornal birthday and a whole bunchMorgan phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Text over to two two nineeight seven. In the news in Louisiana,
five year old girl was left ona school bus during summer school for

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five hours. So it's hot.She was old five five, left on
the bus for five hours and inthe end she was okay. But here's
her mama, Mama Donnelle, talkingon the news about what happened and warning
everybody there's a new word that we'regoing to learn here here, here we
go. She didn't get breckfush.She didn't get lunch. She was on
that bus in this hot heat forfive hours. She walked up and down

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the bus. She was telling usshe started crying, and she stopped crying,
and she started praying to Jesus forJesus to help her. Yeah.
Breakfast, Oh yeah, breakfast.She didn't get breakfush, she didn't get
breakfast. Yeah, so anyway,she was fine. The only reason they
even knew it happened because they askedthe girl how her day was and she's

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like, oh, I got lockedon the bush. All the school would
say is, quote, procedures andprotocols regarding discipline reaction of school personnel were
immediately put into place. So I'mjust assuming that someone is so fired,
suspended for now, and shout outto Jesus for saving this little girl.
Yea hopelly she had an iPhone orsomething. Yeah, apparently not. Greg.

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You see the the story about thepeople that all got sick eating the
spoiled airline food. Oh yeah,my god, did you see the pictures?
Yeah that's brutal, dude. Yeah, So they served up all this
food that had like mold and stufflack mold on it, and the guy
was eating and he's like, oh, I just thought it was like a
like a special thing that was onthe Oh yeah yeah on the food.

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Yeah, I think that's cream moldman. That's come on, let's be
fair. Yeah. So what theyhad to do is they turned the plane
and they had to like divert toI forget where they were. Yeah,
that part was kind of it wasan international trip. Yeah, but like
really over the bath food, Well, if you have a bunch of people
getting sick and you have two bathroomson a plane, what do you do?
That was the airline's point, Likecan you imagine all these people who

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are totally barfing and diarying? Now, I've never had food poisoning, but
how you've never with all the garbageyou've eaten, you have never had food
poisons it instant? Where does foodpoisoning come from a lot of times fresh
fruits and vegetables. Yeah, that'salso true, lettuce dog. Yeah,
I mean it is the worst becauseis it quick? No, like it's

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solitary. They could have kept on, but it's continual. Is every fifteen
minutes you're puking and barely containing pooping, puking and lose some weight though.
That's true. Sure, yeah,you're getting skinny anything down. You remember
the time that Greg tried to killme? Oh yeah, right, yeah,
I tried real hard. He tookme to this Chinese place on purpose,

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knowing that I would get sick there. Right, He's like, oh,
it's so good. He was tryingto kill me so that he could
take over the show. It wasa nice child. Though. You can
legit die from that, right,the food you probably dehydrated. I had
some neighbors who got like food poisoningfrom some sandwich shop in like within a

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year. They had like some settlementand they all had like BMW's and Mercedes.
Yeah, but allegedly they almost diedfrom it. I don't believe,
because the last time I had it, I was I would just I stayed
in the shower and this was beforethe pooping shower. Just kept the water
running and just gatorad and just andcompute and well, the Greg story,

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So he took me to this bylegitimately. He wanted me to go to
this restaurant because he loved it.And you know, we had a we
had a nice lunch. It wasa lovely lunch. And I tell you
what, man, I got sosick on whatever it was. I'm not
sure what it was, and thechicken or where. So this is where
it double sucks. So not thatI have the food poisoning, but my
wife and I we weren't married yet. We were dating long dish, right,

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and so my wife was flying outthe next day to spend a couple
of days with me, and wehad this like whole thing planned out.
We're gonna go to this like romanticrestaurant like this really like high end place
or whatever, and so I can'tnot go through with the plans, even
though I'm so sick, I'm barfing, I'm diary ing, dude. It

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was awful. I'm sweating like crazy, and not sweating because I was fat,
because I was not fat at thattime. I was actually mega skinny.
And anyway, so she flies in. We end up going and keeping
the reservation at that restaurant. I'mlike, no, no, I'm okay.
We went there. I was likerunning to the bathroom every like five
minutes, and I ate like plainnoodles from this really nice restaurant, and

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all I could do was curse Greg. He did this on purpose, maybe
because you weren't out yet, Somaybe you were just trying to keep me
for yourself because I was skinny andhaunt then yeah, okay, we're just
Yeah, I was so mad atyour future wife right, like you're not
going out with taking my boy toy. You can't have. Yeah. Anyway,
thirty people were injured when this AirEuropa flight from Spain to Uruguay hit

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some really bad turbulence. One guyhad to be pulled out of the ceiling.
He lodged himself in the overhead bin. Did you see that picture?
Ye? Wow, I don't likeit opened and then he got stuff done.
Yeah, so the overhead bins,I guess because the wait, like
when it hit the turbulence, theykind of like broke free from the ceiling.
This guy not a seatbelt, obviously, he goes flying and he gets
wedged in like above where the theoverhead bins would have attached to the ceiling

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of the fuselage and then they hadlike pull him out of Oh yeah,
yeah, he was just hanging inthere through the ceiling. So now what
do you still don't you wear seatbeltson planes? Though? Right, we
don't have to know because you know, because because why but why is it
cumbersome. What why? Uh?You know what, I don't really think
about it until like, uh,we're already taken We've already taken off.
We just had one of these stories. Well is it not comfortable? Mom?

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You don't even really don't need anextender. I mean I don't.
It doesn't really make any Uh.I can't really make any sense of it
other than I don't when I sitdown, I'm not like immediately putting on
my seatbelt because I know we're notleaving right away, you know, and
then we end up like taxing,I'm distracted or I'm already asleep and uh,
and then we take off and bythe time, you know, for

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lambing. Sometimes I'll put it onsometimes sometimes not really getting an answer here,
I know that you put it onand then you take it off at
some point. Why, well,I take it off during the flight because
like once you're why that's happened?Yeah, exactly. You could be this
Uruguay man. Yeah, you like, do you even notice it when it's
on? Once I put it on, I don't really notice it that much

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because I don't tighten it all theway or anything. Is it that you
take it off? Yeah, we'rein a slightly different situation than you,
Sammy. Yeah, I mean weactually feel it's not uncomfortable. Yeah.
She could wrap the seatbelt around likeseven times. Yeah. True, you
get it, Sammy, we're fat. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah,
I can't. I can't give youa real answer other than I think

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I'd be able to handle myself duringturbulence. You know, it comes down
to rebelliousness. You can't tell mewhat. Yeah, they told me,
I have to. It really hasany of it? Does it does?
Yeah? You're just again. You'llbe in the ceiling one day. Okay,
yep. Well, guy from Tennesseehe was scratching off a twenty dollars

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lottery ticket in a story. Hetold the clerk that if he hit the
jackpot, he would never eat bologneyagain. Well, guess who's never eating
bologna again? He hit for amillion bucks. He took the lump sum
of seven hundred thousand. He planson paying off his house, his car,
and the rest of his bills.He said he'll invest the rest and

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sure as hell won't be getting eatingany more bologney. I'm guessing. Yeah,
bother, I had bolooney on mycruise. Actually really that's my thought.
Greg. When I saw it onthe buffet, I was like,
really bony, Yeah, I guessI had a little present. It was
fancy blowing sandwich bar. They hadall like the cheeses. I said,
oh great, oh a little niceboloney what hmm. Yeah, I can't

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think. Well, yeah, likeyou know, I'm going back to the
seatbelt thing, because like Southwest,for example, Southwest, their belts are
not as giving as some of theother ones like American Airlines. Not a
problem. I can still because Ilike to be on that right side of
the plane against the window. That'smy seat, and I like to kind
of like scooch down, like slashingmy seat a little bit, turn sideways
and lean up against the window.That's how I can sleep. And so

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in that case, you're right,it's not it's not as comfortable like on
Southwest with the seat belt. SoI'll undo it. I mean, I
get it if you're contorting and tryingto Yeah, if I'm just sitting something.
If I'm just sitting it's yeah,yeah, But in that but in
that in that particular case, likeI said, once I get on the
plane, I'm doing other stuff andI'm not really paying attention. I'm not
clicking up right away, just becausewe're not leaving right away. All right,

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I want to get I'll give itto you. Something I've been doing
recently, very weary with seat belts, is I keep it loose, nice
and loose, and so loose thoughthat I can slide both my arms underneath
it. Oh nice, So thatway, I'm not like tempted to especially
as I put my elbow and thenmy elbow slip off and over. I'm
like a little cocoon straight exactly.Well, that sounds comfortable, courteous of

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you. I do hate it whenyou when you're like strangers. Touch should
Hey, don't you feel me?Don't you weird? What do you do?
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Now Show. We are in toanother new hour insensitivity Trending for a politically

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correct World. Tuesday morning, Julythe ninth, twenty twenty four, Woody,
Greg nsc Master Sammy Shark Week onDiscovery. It is Narc Week here
on The Woody Show. So wehold get the round of Woody Show cart
arks for you today. Agency Bassout there trying to get people do the
right thing and return those cards.And we also have a classic cart narks

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moment. We've been doing cartnarks forso many years at this point, there's
some really good confrontations and interactions withthe various agents of the cart and arks.
So that'll be coming up for youthis hour here on The Woody Show.
I know Greg's very excited. He'sgot something going on. He's got
a podcast that he's part of thathe's a small part and has to do

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with with ghosts. Right. Iknow it was one of my favorite topics
because I'm such a believer because backedI mean, they have graphic evidence of
ghosts at my old house. Sothere's an actress. Her name is Lauren
Lapkis. You might know her fromOrange is the New Black. She was
also in this movie with David Spadecalled The Wrong Missy. Yeah, super

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super funny. Yeah. So sheplays on this podcast which is called Haunting
a dead influencer. So she's aghost herself, right. Her name is
Theresa and it's kind of a hybridscripted slash unscripted paranormal podcast. And on
my episode, I talked to Theresaabout how my former house was haunted by

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a ghost Elmer. As I've toldyou guys in the past, who would
turn lights on and off, whowould move things around, who would move
chairs, turn music up and down, and so this podcast Haunting is about
real life stories, whether you believethem or not. It did happen.
I know you. I've heard thestory a billion times, this Elmer story.

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Yeah, I don't think did weever find out why the name Elmer?
Did you name am Elmur? Orthe name the person who lived in
the house. Yeah, the guythat lived in the house that I bought
was named Elmer and he died inthat house. Oh my god, but
he never left. Sure, Sothen I talked to Laurence. Well,
no, I'm sorry. I talkedto Theresa about the whole Elmer thing,

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and then they kind of put itinto a whole, you know, audio
story about my experience. Okay,so this launches today. You're quote telling
a well to you, a reallife experience, correct with a ghost,
correct to a person in character.Yes, exactly. That's what makes it
interesting. Was that weird? Yes? It was. It was difficult,

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it was. It was very weird, especially behind the scenes where you had
to say things a different way.Issues not at all, not at all.
And it's it's really fun. Soit's it's true stories told to a
quote ghost, you know, deadinfluencer Theresa. So it's quirky and it's

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fun and it's and it's called Hauntingand it actually launches today. It's this
actress right here, right Greg?Yeah? Yeah, ok so a bigger
credit that our listeners might know.She was in Jurassic Park, was she?
Yeah? I didn't know that.Yeah, she played she worked in
like the Lab. I didn't recognizeher from that, But do people know,
like, oh, that's the labchick. Yeah, she had a

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pretture just like kind of like anot a background she if you're like,
oh, the lab chick in JurassicPark, the recent movies, Chris Pratt,
the Universe. Yeah, you don'tknow who she is. And I'm
aware of Orange is the New Black. I know a million people who watch
it, but I've never seen it. But I know her mostly from the
wrong Missy and she's so damn funnyand it's hilarious. She's hilarious, all

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right, So check out. Thisis a new podcast just launching today.
It's called Haunting and it features ourvery own Greg Gory from The Woody Show
on one episode talking about his quotereal life ghost experience with Elmer the ghost
not the ghost of his current house. No, no, no previous house.
Sadly, my current house is nothaunted. Yea, And you can

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take the quotes out of that,Woodie. It wasn't quote. His spirit
lives on sure, Yeah he's probablystill in that house. Yeah, what
are you ever worried about him?Like seeing you nude? No, I
think he wouldn't have liked it,though I got the sense he was like
dann Ackroyd laying in the bed andGhostbusters getting the jobs from the ghost.
Oh, Elmer, Elmer, lookat me. Yeah, you can finally

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live your true life in your afterlife, Elmer, your ghost mouth is so
song. Let's shower to Martinis.Wow. Now I'm going to think about
it all the time. He waswatching me shower every he was Yeah,
he saw that stuff you did.He's like, oh yeah, I like
that. Oh yeah, Greg showedme some more for that kind of stuff.

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The podcast is called Haunting, Itfeatures Greg Gory, and it is
out today multiple platforms. I'm assuming, yes, just search for it any
wherever you get podcast. You getpodcast, you know, like the young
Heart radio app for example. Sothat's where I all right, well it
is. It is Narc Week,and we have a round of cart narks,
including a classic cart arc confrontation betweenAgent Sebastian and really one of my

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favorite psychos of all time, notAgent Sebastian, really, yeah, one
of the other psychos that he encounteredin the parking lot, but a Woody
show. Well, welcome back,everybody. You know, Shark Week is

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happening on Discovery and here on thewood Show, it is Nark Week,
where Agent Sebastian and the cart Arcsworld famous by the way, hallow now
in the globe over as we heardyesterday, he was somewhere outside of London,
those two ladies. There was somebodythat he was going back and forth

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with on the text yesterday saying thathe was the jerk in that situation.
And I prepased that by saying,yes, this was for a sort of
situation because she claims that it wasn'teven her trolley orr right, it was
someone left in front of her car, and that sucks. But then she
kind of put it next to orand almost kind of in front of the
car next to her in an openspot when directly across from there as the

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car return. At that point,I'm saying, what are you doing here?
You move the cart, not notsay somebody else? Your problem right
exactly, and I and it's andthen again all she had to do if
I pointed out and she said,yeah, I'm sorry about that, Would
you mind taking it for me overand double with? But no, but
she knew she was wrong. Thisis why she's immediately yelling, yelling,
yelling. Follow card Narks on Instagramat cart n Arcs you can follow and

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get your fill there but here onthe show it is narc we and here
he comes boocoop boop boop boot.I thought where the cart does? Yeah,
I know, what do we havehere today? See back? Today's
theme is phone calls, and soI'm gonna flip this in actually the reverse

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it I'm gonna do the classic onefirst. This is from two years ago,
but it involves a very interesting phonecall. Uh, this is Perry
Caravello. Okay, wait for yeah, buddy. The movie that seabasters just
out of town filming for a coupleof weeks was in Ohio. And this
is another uh you know Perry Caravelloquote project right, And Perry doesn't know

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me or he he knows me asthree different people. He knows he thinks
I'm an actor named Sebastian. Healso knows that the Cartnark exists, but
he doesn't know that I'm the cartand Ark, so he hasn't put two
and two together. And he alsohas a third character that I do on
his stream that's like a security guardthat he doesn't realize that's God. So
when people say that, oh Perry, he just he And he's also a

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very violent person. So when theysay, oh, he lashed out at
you and hurts you because he knewyou who you were, So he was
just acting it up. No,he does not, he's not. He's
not that. He's just a violent, angry person. So, but he's
also lazy. And he didn't puthis card back at a large retail warehouse
store, and I approached him andgave him no mercy. Clearly where that's
all where the cards go? Sir? What does the sign say on the

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car return? So he's returning cardshere, so it doesn't say please return
cards. Say I'm just gonna helpputting you in a shame, sir.
Now, sir, I will,it's gonna turn your card off. My
Yeah, it's one of our friendswho works in our I T department.

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They're the ones that initially told meabout Perry, and I watched it.
I couldn't stop laughing it like hurt. I was laughing so much. Immediately
hit up Sea Baskets. Oh,I've been knowing him, I've been knowing
about Perry. It's Perry Caravel PerryCaravello Live. You can watch the stream
online. This guy has such ashort fuse and he blows up. I
find it's hilarious even to this day. Surprise you got any of his merch
on his web an emerge. Sookay, so he's you hear, he's

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not happy with me. He's youknow, he'sn't like people telling him what
to do. And he starts throwingmy magnets back at me. All right,
did you do? I just puta bagnet on your car to explain
it a lazy bone, the doubletop. You get more surey, you
get the f out of here.There's not one for him. Why are
you raising your frist like that.I'm a nice guy who's trying to help

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you be a nice per. Eventuallyhe gives out. Eventually he gives up
and drives away. But when hedid, he had like six magnets in
his car because I knew, Iknew I was gonna give him the full
business. So he and my magnetshave my phone number on it. So
this is where that this is wherethat comes in, because it says like
I don't part, I don't returnmy shopping car like a jerk, and
there's a phone number by the voicemail. Let's say, hey, you know

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he reads his CARTWNS office blah blahblah, blah blah. So Perry,
of course he's not going to beHe wants to have the last word always,
so he has the phone number,and he indeed calls and leaves a
very very extensive voicemail. My nameis Perry Curve. Below your cart,
andr punk, he's looking at it, and catch him and beat his past.
Do not ever, ever, everput a magnet. I'm my car

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again you. I was in thepodcast for Grocery and This for twelve years.
Yeah, that's right. I collectedcards, Yeah, lady, lady,
lady suckers. What because some peopledon't want to put the cards and
the car rack? Yeah, lazypro take your stupid card brother. And

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if I don't break his flag orbreak his bead that I say about a
grocery star, gota tell him thathe taking me are out the cat,
don't tell you pile of dogs.That's the end, right, car rack
again. And I don't mean killedby murdering, I mean kill my kicking

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his ass. Okay, yeah,right, good day. I'm talking about
I used to do parks. Yeah, lazy mother kissed my man gather the

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god yeh bye? How's he nothad a heart attack? He now that
he's now that he's got his ownstream, is on money. He's been
actually going to the doctor and goingto the dentist like he didn't have any
money for the longest time. Nowhe does. So he's actually and the
people who are managing him are saying, hey, man, go to the
doctor. And he goes to thedoctor regularly, and he gets medication for

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all this stuff. He goes toa therapist and he works on all this
stuff. But yeah, the bloodpressure, I don't know. I guess
there's somehow he's got some kind ofgenius. Is he releasing it? As
he screamed, Maybe he's a medicalmarvel. So that's that voicemail. Now
I have, as you might imagine, a Google alert for shopping carts.
So I got a an alert oneday recently that another radio show did a

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shopping cart segment. I said,Oh, this could be interesting. Well,
I'm not gonna mention what the showis yet, I'm sure what he
probably knows them personally, but theydo a prank phone call segment on their
show, all right, and Ihope, I don't know, you can
recognize their voices. So a coupleof weeks ago, we had the doctor
quote unquote who was all righteous aboutnot taking her cart back, because so

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that was that was everywhere today's show. Blah blah blah. She was on
media everywhere for a week. Sothis show said, oh, what a
great idea for a prank phone call. We'll find someone who you know didn't
take the cart back and pretend thatwe're calling them about some kind of punishment
they're going to get or something likethat. Okay, And what I love

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the creativity because they founded this personand they real life prank phone called this
person. Here's how they set itup. Wait, real life? Why
would they Why would they put iton the air if it wasn't real?
Puddy, I see what you're doingthere. Yeah, I can guarantee this
is not real. I can guaranteeyou well as soon as I know what
the show is. See if Irecognize the show, and I'll be able

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to tell you immediately. Okay,here's the setup. In today's phonees app,
a supervisor from a pretty big onlineretail chain contacted us wanting to play
a prank on one of his employeesbecause the other day he spotted him at
the grocery store while he was leavingand noticed he didn't return his shopping cart.

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People. I know, Oh,I know, Okay, I don't
know what now I know what itis. I know what it is.
Is it U, B and Jay? That's correct? Okay, totally fake?
Oh how dare you totally fake?It sounds so real, like the
sudden totally No. In fact,their producer is a guy. They hired
him from television to come up withstuff and just like fabricate like they would

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do for like No, whoa,this is one thousand percent true. No,
not allegedly, it's a sound ofthis one thousand percent true. In
fact, there was a guy whoused to be on that show no longer
used to be called a different namethe show, and uh, he was
telling me that that's what we shouldstart doing. He's like, no,
dude, you got to find somebodyfrom television and hire them. Stop hiring

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radio Pea because they come up withthis wild stuff, these reality show producers
and stuff. That's what you gottado. Totally face so far, I'm
way into it. Yeah, yeah, okay, let's go. Let's say
I'm stupid for the sake of argument. Let's just go through it as if
this is completely real and they're reachingout to this real life person, right
right, Okay, it's a bigdeal for some people, and it's been
a hot issue on social media.Rightly, So we're going to pretend that

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we're calling from the grocery store.The heat you're gonna find out in your
phone tap right now? All right? Oh my god, hey man,
radio sounds cool. So here's thisagain. I was I was into this.
I think, what are you stilllying? This is what the phone
call goes because it's so real.Yeah, Hello, Hi, I'm calling

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from foods market. I'm looking forDaniel. Yeah, this is then.
I'm with a customer care division.My name is Sue, Sue Flay.
Oh come on, it's a fakeso okay, all right, you need
to write that down. That's fl A y Okay. I I can't
write that down right now because I'min the car. I bet you're inconvenienced

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right now. Figures what is thisabout? So the other gay not acting
to real this is really good.That's a natural person talking totally. One
of our surveillance cameras caught you notreturning your shopping cart. Uh, not
returning my shopping cart? Okay,well, hold on, is a frank

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call segment or is this a seconddate update? You're telling me those are
fake? To what? He?Because I don't believe you either. Case,
No, those are real? Okay, good? Yeah, yeah,
what are you talking about? Allright? So late or well you want
to go? Yeah, late oror busy or something. But I didn't
realize this was something writing that down. Let me take a note here.

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He was late? So does itcare about anybody but himself? Am I
in trouble or something? Because Ididn't return my shopping cart? That's kind
of a little bit much, that'syour thing. I would already be like,
who the F is this? Firstof all? I wouldn't have picked
up right because if there's not aname attached to, like whoever's calling to

(28:17):
voicemail, you know who this is? But I just want to show Yeah,
yeah, should I know who theyare? There the show? I
think their biggest city is Portland.Throwing a bunch of like mini medium to
smaller size cities. They probably gotmore a philiates than we do. Quite
frankly, there are coast to coast. I guess we got to do what
they're doing. What that sounds likethat? I mean, that's something if

(28:37):
I were receiving a phone call likethat, I would I don't know,
I would stay on the phone withthat person and I would repeat what they
were saying in a incredulous voice,and then the guy left and Sam the
actions if she wouldn't be perfect forthis type of show, but anyway,

(29:00):
she wasn't. She wouldn't drop thisshow to get that job tomorrow. So
but anyway, I thought these wereall real. Hold on, let's see
maybe at the very end when theytell it, because you know the best
pranks, you don't just leave aperson, No, you reveal the prank
to them so you'd all can laughand share in the silliness. Oh you
guys. Yeah, so that's whathapped. These guys do it right,
and that's how they do this.All right, So fla, here we

(29:22):
go. We're doing a phone tapaudial. Hell are you? Yeah?
Your boss said that he actually sawyou at Whole Foods one day and noticed
that you did not return your cart. Oh my god, seriously, don't
be that guy. Return your cart, dude. I will for the rest
of my life, I promise.Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

(29:44):
the twenties. Oh yeah, sonot only do they play do they do
that break the traffic and weather together? Or fifteen minutes? But you get
to hear that same segment every hourat twenty after the hour. It's the
same one, I believe, soright, isn't it? Or do they
do it different? They rotate,got to do different. I guess I
wouldn't be guarantee anyway. So that'sguys. I don't want to say.

(30:04):
I know the woman, nice person, the other guy I don't know,
and the guy who I used toknow, her old co host. Nice
people. The nice people know whatshe said. She said whole food at
the end, but they bleeped itout at the beginning. I think,
remember this, whoever this TV guyis, who is awesome. He used
to work on his continuity in productions. I mean, I don't want to

(30:26):
question him because he's from TV,which is better than radio. Absolutely trauma
between them two talking, it wasso good. I would have much rather
The whole conversation ended with dag Yeah, Dodge, what does he say?
What is that? That is aSam Kinnison style yell that he specifically and

(30:49):
admittedly stole from Sam Ginison in thenineties. He claims that Sam Kinison's brother
gave him permission to do it,and he's been doing it for thirty years.
O god, yeah, yeah,Pilus Dodge, Well it's uh Nark
Week. Why learned a little somethingabout radio and radio Caravello, Thank you

(31:11):
very much, Sea ben Nark.We continues all this week here on the
Woodie Show. We are answering thecall of destiny. This is the Woodie
Show. Well, now that we'vegot today's cart Nark for Nark Week done
and out of the way, Andwe were talking about Greg. He's on

(31:32):
this new podcast it's actually debuting thing. It's not Greg's podcast. He's a
he's a guest on this podcast it'scalled Haunting, correct, where he's talking
about his ghost experience right with Theresathe host, Lauren Lapkiz, Lauren lab
the actress, the actress. Yeah, so it's a new podcast. It's
out to take and hear it onthe podcast platform of your choice. But

(31:53):
if we're talking about ghosts menace,why not mention Bigfoot? Why that's not
ghost that's a real thing. Ohno, get it, Meda, you
have it the other way around.Yeah, okay, See Greg believes in
ghosts, not believing in big fudmenace. He believes in all of it.
Ghosts, Bigfoot, that messy.I had one ghost experience in my

(32:16):
life, yeah, where I wasat a really old radio station and they're
doing construction. Everyone's like, there'sa lot of weird stuff happening. And
then at three am, I'm walkingby the studio and an old man is
standing at the microphone. I lookback into the studio. No one's standing
there. Huh weird. How manytimes have you hit your head? A
bazillion times? But like that's theonly one time in Mexico you slip on

(32:39):
the bathroom floor, normal floor,cracked your head open, didn't go to
the didn't go to the doctor,well because a little bit oh yeah,
everywhere, But because the hospital isa hospital slash casino. Trust me,
I understand why. I'm like,I'll take the flight back home. So

(32:59):
the fact that you saw somebody whowasn't really there, you know, Yeah,
but this is way before I hitmy head on that well. A
group of terrified teenagers in Louisiana.They called the cops. They were in
a panic. They ran into agrowling bigfoot creature with glowing eyes. They
were camping about one hundred miles northwestof Baton Rouge. It was about nine
point thirty at night. They hearda growl and saw what appeared to be

(33:21):
an animal that had glowing eyes instoodabout five feet tall. Oh damn,
So you know gotta be big.How's bigfoot? Five foot tall? Yeah?
I thought he'd be bigger than that. He'd be way taller than that.
Yeah, either way, it's gotto be bigfoot, right, can't
be a bear. There's no childbigfoots. They're just born eight feet tall.
That's yeah, obligated, it wasa youth, Yeah, out of

(33:44):
obligation. Cops show up. Theywalked to the campsite, you know,
walk the whole thing and see what'sgoing you know. I didn't find anything
really weird weird, So the escortof the kids out of the forest sent
them back home with their mommies.But two self proclaimed bigfoot researchers claimed that
back in two nineteen in those verywoods, they had visual and audio evidence

(34:04):
of their big foot encounter. Didthey They left camouflage cameras and audio devices
and trees to record the hours offootage and recordings that they have loud howls.
They also claim to have seen footprintsand signs of Bigfoot quote markings like
twisted tree limbs. Oh oh wow, that it can only be explained with
Bigfoot. Absolutely, that's how youdo it. You just put up cameras,

(34:28):
leave them up twenty four to sevenfor sure, however many months you
need, and then you'll finally haveyour proove. We got to go.
It hasn't happened in the woods.Another example of what a dumb world we're
living in. There is something I'venever had to say before, but congrats
to Kenza Lali, who isn't evena real person. That is the bot
that won the first ever Miss AIcompetition, Oh, beating out over fifteen

(34:53):
hundred competitors. Greg, Oh mygod. So this virtual chick, she's
from Morocco and she's excited quote unquoteabout winning bot aip not having any human
feelings. Now, her victory isapparently thanks to her facial consistency and her
commitment to addressing real world issues.Again, you guys, not a real

(35:16):
person. We knew that one AIfrom that story that we read that was
what making like fifteen grand a monthor something. Yeah, and that's the
sad part. And I'm about toget into that part here because she has
quote unquote she nearly two hundred thousandfollowers online. My question is, who
are those people? You're following avirtual chick? Well, I mean people

(35:39):
play games and dress virtual people,But you're following this thing, this creation,
as if it's a real person.Right. Talk about blurring the lines
between reality and just doing it anddoing it willingly. And the bot says
she wants to empower women, protectthe vironment, and promote positive AI awareness.

(36:02):
So nice, dude, this planetgets dumber by the second. So
they just fed this, bought allthe buzzwords. Oh yeah, absolutely,
all the buzz Well, she justlost a fan. I don't want to
talk about that kind of stuff,right, Yeah, Let's talk about other
stuff. Yeah, let's talk aboutyour AI boobs or something. So that's
that's the world we're in. Guys. I saw this old video Jack Dorsey,

(36:22):
one of the founders of Twitter,and this is from years ago.
He's giving this presentation. Do yousee it? Uh? I think I
know what you're talking about. Itwas just on socials going around this last
few days, but he was addressingthe employees of Twitter, going like,
look, guys, see this,see this. He's talking about how within
the next five to ten years,like you're not gonna know what's real,

(36:45):
what's that There's gonna be no wayto tell the difference between reality and just
complete fantasy, something made up deepfake videos like you can trust nothing,
you can trust nobody, You can'teven trust what you see with your own
eyes. Crazy Jack Norsey is thevery off the grid guy nowadays a weird
he's not wrong at all. It'sweird to see him like what you're talking

(37:07):
about in the early days of likevery clean cut tech guy to now like
I'm bitcoin long beard guy. Ohyeah, I wouldn't have that much money.
You could be eccentric, like liketo be truly eccentric like that,
you have to have a lot ofmoney. You're you're not caring about anything,
and you have the money to beable to not care. I know.

(37:30):
Yeah, but he's not wrong.And that's the scary part is the
deep fakes of like political figures thatcould dis easily make a video of them
talking ish on another country and thenit just spreads like wildfire in that country
and then could cause some kind oflike drama with the military and stuff like
that. About when people really dosomething and you have them like on video

(37:53):
doing whatever it is, claiming,Yeah, well and now you got to
prove that's even real. Well,that was the old school R. Kelly
defense. Like back in the dayhe was saying like, well you see
what they did in Star Wars,like there was CGI, Like he was
making that excuse like he's years ago. He was a pioneer of like fake

(38:14):
video. Yeah, but did yousmell his fingers? I feel like I
was easily persuaded. You can persuadedpersuaded, And we are into another new
hour of insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It is Tuesday morning.

(38:35):
It's July the ninth, twenty twentyfour. On whatdy, that's Greg GORGHI
would there's a menace? What isup? There's Sea Bash, Agent Sebastian
as he's known, Mark Wick andthe card Arcs, Sammy, good morning.
Many phones are open eight seven seven, that's eight seven seven forty four.
You can hit us up at thetext open to two to nine eight
seven. Now. The last timewe did this, the losers of House

(39:00):
Hunters, we we met what wecalled the vocal fry lesbians because like everything,
you know what vocal fry is yeah, like where you drag out whatever
the last you know, the lastlittle sound of whatever were and you have
that rat yeah, because you thinkit sounds cool. Time. Greg and
I listened to a news guy thatI'm personally obsessed with text Greg every time

(39:24):
like the frog is on? Whowas he some like overnight newscaster guy?
He fills in when the main casteris in on and uh everything drag Yeah.
So the vocal fry lesbians, thesetwo lesbian chicks, and they are
both guilty of it. One's moreguilty than the other. But here's just
a little bit of that. Ifeel like this is all Ellie's five.

(39:45):
There's also a bathroom definitely all justnew. Oh wow, so is this
your TV wall? I feel likethis is way bigger than upstairs bathroom.
I don't know, I'm speaking vocalI can go together. Oh yeah,

(40:06):
noxious sayings and like stupid questions.She's got it all now. Greg and
I we are both big fans ofHG TV. It's not going to get
me to stop watching it. Watcha lot of house owners love it.
Her list at all those shows PropertyBrothers. I'm into all of it Brothers.
So I'm watching and this one episodecomes on, and this is Tim
and Jen. Let's get to meetthem. I'm Tim and I'm Jen,

(40:30):
and we currently live in St.Paul, Minnesota. For work, I
write copy for an advertising agency.I talk with ideas for websites, billboards.
I write TV commercials, radio commercials. And I'm currently in school.
I'm study nutrition and thinking about beinga dietitian one day. Okay, so
not studying, I'm on a schoolfor She's got such a lucrative career writing

(40:54):
ads for radio. So let's buya house. And I gotta tell you
like this guy. He's Oh,he is the problem. She's not the
problem. Just so you know,Tim is the problem. The vocal Fried
lesbians, they were both a problem. Tim is the problem. I would
have guess her just listening to thatintro. But really interesting. Yeah.
So their tastes are different in whatthey're looking for. She wants a Victorian.

(41:16):
He wants a newer ranch, specificallybecause he thinks Wi Fi travels better
through thinner walls. Tests He's tappingon the walls, okay, to make
sure the Wi Fi will work.He's going to flow through here like a
hot night through butter. They alsohave completely different tastes regarding the finishes.
I don't like miss at all.It's like Psyche and the Kapper. Since

(41:40):
Tim insists on napping in the shower, he has to find one with enough
space to stretch out. Is thatcomfortable, city, Yeah, it's good.
This a hole is wow, sleepingnapping in the shower. I don't
think you hate that too much.No, I love laying down on the
shower. Yeah. But yes,what whoever wants thin walls? Because he

(42:02):
says the FI goes through quicker?I heard him. Well, but I'm
like the history of looking at newhomes. I want thin walls. And
by the way, there are otherways to do that. You could accomplish
Wi Fi in every room of yoursextenders, Yeah, exactly, the hubs
that go like attached to the ceiling. You can have it wired up.
You can do all kinds of stuff. Yeah. But this guy, he

(42:23):
wants thin walls for Wi Fi.He's going around tapping on all the walls
and he wants to shower that hecan nap up. Yeah. So what
Jen wants and what Tim wants?So I really prefer Victorian style home.
I think the architecture is so beautiful. I love just that older. Look,
my parents live in an old homeand the Wi Fi is horrible.

(42:44):
I feel like a newer home isgoing to be much better for Wi Fi
connection. He also wants to makesure the house they buy is arena adjacent.
I really want to be as closeto the arena as possible to walk
to all the hockey games. That'sreally the only area I want to be
it. Yeah, so it's allout Wi Fi, a shower he can
sleep in, nap in, andhe wants to be within walking distance to

(43:06):
the minor league. Hockey team isa minor league. He plays for them.
I guess right, Oh wait,oh wait No. They also want
a backyard, but he wants itfor what a backyard is really important to
both of us, First and foremostfor our dog. His name is Jeter
Elvis Myers. Old babe, Yo, you get baby, a dog with

(43:27):
three names? Just hold on andhe's the love of my life. Okay.
Also with the backyard, I wanteda space big enough to make an
outdoor hockey rink. Get the fout of here. What a loser?
Is he twelve years old? Right? That's something my son wants he's fifteen.
Yeah, right, you know,and you would need a massive yard.
Uh huh. Now are we surehe loves his wife? I would

(43:49):
say, how fat is this woman? Not really? Yeah, not again,
she's a nutritionist or once thinking aboutit, just thinking about it.
So this guy, you know,women complain because the guy wants to put
up like a you know, SaintPauli's girl, you know, Neon sign
or something like that. Yeah,the man cave or something. But Tim
needs a big shower. As faras why he sleeps in the shower,

(44:12):
here is what he said. Ineed to make sure that the shower has
plenty of room for me to laydown it. Since I was twelve,
I've been laying down in the showerand falling asleep. It's how I take
a shower. You know. It'sjust one of those quarks. You're right.
It is kind of like menace menace. I mean it is sooth,
soothing and refreshing. You know.I saw kind of just zone out.

(44:36):
I saw a photo of somebody.I don't actually fall asleep. They did
like a wet room style thing,but they had you know, like you
go to like sure at your resort, you go to Mexico where the poolside
things are like the chairs are builtin with that sort of yeas of the
water in the water, right,And I think I saw one with a
couple of those in the water loungers, which would be great for shower naps.
Yeah, yeah, there you go, menace such water waste. Probably

(44:59):
a little bit too wide though formost Do you have a thing? Was
huge? Yeah? Yeah, yeahyeah, more about their wish list.
It's really really important to me tohave hardwood floors. See, I'm not
a fan of hardwood floors. CarpetAll the dirt just hides in the carpet
so you don't ever have to seeit. So it's gross too, you
don't see it. Yeah, yeah, not that I want things to be
clean, No, he likes itbecause it covers dirty. So he is

(45:22):
like a like a teenage boy,and he kind of sounds stunted. Doesn't
mean he kind of has that voiceof like someone who's an arrested development where
he's talking, his speech pattern isthat of a little boy. He's at
a comic book convention as well.I like hockey and yeah, and I
want to have in the backyard anice rink. But here's a house number

(45:43):
one. First up, the styleof home she wants in a downtown neighborhood
he wants. Yeah, it's aperfect Victorian home. This is like the
so much charm. The good newsis it's only two miles from the arena.
Oh and Tim, how are yougood? How are you good?
Now? I know Jen is goingto be super excited. It was built
in nineteen oh one, so it'sgoing to be old for beds, so

(46:06):
lots are room for baby. Mymajor concerns is the Wi Fi. It
doesn't seem like the WiFi is goingto work here. How can you tell
pound on the wall sturdy and solid? Yeah, and Wi Fi doesn't work
there? Now, what about afireplace? I saw a chimney outside.
There is no fireplace. How isthere a chimney but there's no fireplace?
It's like seeing the fin of ashark, but then there's no shark there.

(46:28):
They head outside to see the back. All right, Yeah, nice
Jack, it's small. The yardis benched, you guys as big as
I would want. It's small,but it's cute. Yeah, when you're
talking about the deck or his penisthat's a first of all right there,
ye Jack, it's small. Theyard is benched. You guys, which
as big as I would want.It's not get it, but it's cute,

(46:49):
right, So now they're checking outthe master bath. It's the shower
test is again love on the spectrum? Yeah, I know, right straight
up. You can see why.So annoying the stunted thing, I hear
it, Yeah, annoying house hunters. This is Tim and Jen. Tim
likes to sleep nap in the shower, and here he is checking out the
master bath of house number one.Do you want to check out the shower
and see if that works for layingdown? And can you imagine being the

(47:10):
real estate agent, by the way, and having to play these fools?
I know, see that's kind ofnice because I can put my head right
here. I've never had a buyergoing to a shower, or much less
laying down in a shower. Timis an interesting character. He's a off
the wall kind of a guy.That's a nice way of saying he's a
douche. He's a Weirdoh yeah,so now they're at house number two.

(47:30):
So now they're seeing another option.Oh yeah, it's a ranch. But
I think they're pretty far from thehockey arena, aren't we ya? How
do you feel about that. Notvery good. It's three beds. No,
that's what you wanted. Hardwood floors, you like that. But it's
so small and the dark red.I don't know how I feel about that.
It's not being negative. This isperfect for Wi Fi. The Wi

(47:51):
Fi will just travel freely throughout thespace. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
they're talking to a child. Yeahyeah, Sammy, Greg, have you
ever had sex with a man likethis? I can't imagine. I can't
imagine this man if I were theWiFi. Say, do you have anything
in a divorce court? To lookat? How close it to the court's
Number two of the tour continues.They head outside to see the backyard.

(48:14):
Look how flat it is. Wecould put the hockey rink in the backyard.
Yeah. Back inside, they lookat a full bath and a small
bedroom. This is a really niceupdated bathroom. So this is kind of
small for your laying down. Icould lay down easy. Is that comfortable
sitting? Yeah? It's good?And why is she sweet? Is he

(48:37):
loaded? Yeah? Richard somewhere hedoes write all those ads for radio ads.
You know, what do you thinkof this house? City? I
like it. The Wi Fi isgoing to flow through here like night through
butter, I don't like that.It's not very close to the hockey game.
I don't like down my hockey.Can you explain Ranch? How was

(49:00):
that movie with what's her face?Cameron Diaz something about Mary I'll touch my
ears means upstairs? No downstairs?Yeah, okay, one level? All
right, So here we go.This is house number three and Jen finally
gets honest with Tim. So nowthey're back in the burbs. This is

(49:20):
not a ranch. It's definitely notlike a ranch style at home. Well,
let's face it, if I wantedto be far away from the hockey
arena, we would have just stayedin Florida. We're gonna have to fence
in this backyard because yeah, it'sway too small and there's no way I
can get a hockey rink in this. Yeah. One thing that I like
about this backyard is that it isnot large enough for him to have a

(49:43):
hockey rink. So that would kindof take that idea off the tee.
Okay, she didn't just tell himstraight up. She's embarrassed new theory.
She's like, this is some kindof like Munchausen thing. Oh yeah,
she's caretaker. Yeah, so she'slike the Yeah, she's the caretaker.
Have you ever seen that woman?And I'm sure it's really love. I'm

(50:05):
sure she's not in it for,you know, any of the praise that
she gets for, you know,all the stuff that she does. The
husband is like wickedly crippled. He'sin a wheelchair. She has to carry
him on and off the plane.Yeah, and she's like this super she's
like this super hot blonde. She'slike a really, I want to go
super hot. She's a very attractive, you know blonde, you know,
lady who could pretty much have mostdudes. Sounds like she has a big

(50:28):
heart. What it sounds like,right, that's exactly right. And they
got married. Yeah, yeah,yeah, that must be like this gen
check here with this guy Tim.Lots of covers in the kitchen, you
guys, there is good storage.The other thing that's great about this is
it's so open that the Wi Fiis on it. I knew it was
tap it on the walls. Again. I learned something to him. They

(50:50):
head to the second floor to seethe master. Very spacious and has a
huge walking closet. The closet,but how about the shower? Fantastic about
the bathroom kind of just a squareshower. We'll give it a test run,
laying down, lay down. It'snot my favorite shower. We've looked
at yeah, okay, anyway,so they've looked at the three places,

(51:10):
right yeah. Now Jen likes numberthree because you can't have no room for
the for the hockey rink in thebackyard. House number two is the ranch
style that he wants. And thehouse number one was the Victorian that had
that deck, you know, butalso the walls were very heavy, very
think good but for and by theway, there are two hockey teams in

(51:32):
Florida, professional ones at that Thankyou all. Right, Now here we
go decision time in this round ofannoying house hunters. The choice may come
down to whether the house is inwalking distance to the arenas or it is
good for Wi Fi. It's abig decision. Three, Remember what some
of this stuff is. We chosethis house because of the awesome Victorian style

(51:54):
for me, and I think theproximity to the hockey arena was a big
cell point for Tim. Okay,have a good nap. The showers working
out very well. It's probably thenicest sleeping shower that I've ever had right
now. Man, that first daythe Wi Fi showed up packed it.
I went around the whole house checkingcoverage and it was just perfect. It

(52:17):
works in the kitchens, yay,I can't house like, this is so
Wi Fi hat you. Well,there you go. I have such a
boon and it's two miles still areyou walking two miles? Well, that's
the thing. I think that's herOther thing is she like she has gentlemen
called like, okay, that's agood three hours round. The guys come

(52:39):
over and flowers. Okay. Sonow that we've had two rounds of annoying
house hunters, who would you wantto choke more? Tim or the vocal
fry lesbians, because yeah, it'sTim at least you I get. I
think if he's like you, justyou send him off to do something,
he'll be out of your hair andhe'll be way into it. No,
I don't know, I'm going Ithink Tim because nothing he says even makes

(53:02):
sense. It's also all the wallsfor the Wi Fi in big shower,
like, what are you talking about? I think I'm definitely going with the
with Tim as well. I wouldchunk the crap out of that guy,
you know. I have friends thatare like Tim, Tim adjacent or even
heavier. Also, he says,the guy who's taking naps in the shower.
Yeah, who sleeps in the shower. There's annoying house Hunters, But
I know how Wi fi works onthe show. By the way, if

(53:27):
you spawn a very annoying couple that'son House Hunters, please make sure that
you send us, like a textor an email. Let us know what
season, what episodes? There havebeen literally one hundred and fifty seasons.
They're a ton never stop every episode? All right more when he shows next?
Hang on, more shows show next. Hello, welcome to another edition
of the Menace Cooking Corners. Yes, chet, Now today I'm going to

(53:50):
give you a really quick recipe onhow to be a hit at any party.
Oh yes, ship, check yesship? Oh yeah yes check.
You have some Menace World wiers rightthere? Thank you? Yeah, I
like wo shoe. Well, whereare you listening to the Woodies Show this
morning? Check in? Woody Show? Check in? Just meaning like you

(54:13):
sent us a text and you includeyour name. You tell us what part
of town you're in, Like whereyou're listening to the Woodies show? Does
anyone anything you'd like to have usmentioned. Just make sure you include that
with your text that you send overto two to nine eighty seven. What's
up to? Uh, let's seeuh, I see no name on here
a week? Yeah, so thisis uh, this is all in and

(54:37):
they're listening in Dallas. Nice.Yeah, now living in Dallas, so
have Okay, So they were theywere living Okay, they were where Kelsey?
No at the very hell there itis? Okay, right, Kell,
shout out to Kelsey Kelsey. Yeah. Also, all right, we
got we got Dan who's checking inin Los Angeles? Good morning, Dan,

(55:00):
Just check in the Dan Man twotwo nine eight seven. A couple
of things happening today. Alec Baldwin'strial for shooting that chick on the set
of his movie that starts today.This seems to have been going on forever.
How do you think it's going toplay out? I mean, it
seems like they're really going after him, but he's not going to do any
time. The cops. They're beefingup security just in case. The sheriff's

(55:22):
office told TMZ that because he's sofamous, your deputies are going to be
working the courthouse in the surrounding area. I don't think a lot of people
are claiming to get close to Alex. Yeah, I don't think the general
public. Probably a lot of mediapeople are going to be there, but
not not because anybody warming there likedOJ or the Michael Jackson trial Michael Jackson.

(55:45):
Yesterday the judge ruled that prosecutors cannotuse his role as a producer on
the film as evidence. That's abig deal because that was a huge part
of the state's position that his recklessnesshad led to the woman's death. Right,
Okay, so what in prosecution?Then? No time served? Not

(56:06):
probably no, uh huh. Maybeclean up on the or something. Yeah.
Another great day, a banner dayfor Boeing. First, a wheel
fell off a United seven to fiftyseven jet taken off from lax yesterday,
which is exactly what happened on adifferent Boeing plane back in March. But
that flight just landed safely in Denverabout three hours later. Nobody was hurt.

(56:27):
But also yesterday was announced that Boeingthey're set to plead guilty to fraud
and this is over those seven thirtyseven Max planes which were involved in two
crashes that killed three hundred and fortysix people and there was that whole documentary
about it, right, So byadmitting guilt, Boeing hopes to avoid a
lengthy trial, which the deal stillneeds I guess, to a judge's approval.
But the families of the victims nothappy with the agreement. They're planning

(56:50):
to challenge it. But if itdoes go through, Boeing will face a
felony conviction and pay huge fines.Oh massive? Yeah? Yeah? Where
does that f money go to?I mean yeah, I mean to the
families? Would imagine the families?I don't know. Like, when you
pay a fine for something, that'sa great question. Where does that just
go right to the government? Yeah? No, Like cool about all these

(57:15):
families. A pastor in Virginia bitchslapped his wife on an Alaskan Airlines flight.
He was mad that she got upgradedthe first class and he was stuck
in coach. They're on a ministrytrip. Oh god, and before takeoff
he's seventy five years old. Hestormed up to the first class cabin demanded

(57:36):
that his wife explain how she gotthe seat. She said, I'm a
gold member. He wasn't a goldmember, yeah, pastor, and that's
when he hit her. In thehead. Woweh loser. He was arrested
and taken to jail. Good anupdate on a story about those two teachers
in Georgia who got busted doing sexwith three students. Apparently their sluttiness was

(57:57):
very well known around the high schooleven before they got bust. Did some
parents say that the teachers both marriedat the time. By the way,
we're quote boy crazy besties, andthat everyone in the school knew about what
they were and joked about what theywere, which is whores. Yeah.
And in case you're wondering what theirhusband's thought, one wild for a divorce,
the other one is hanging in therestaying married. Oh really, he's

(58:21):
like, look, I want toget laid. Yeah, that's their picture,
Greg, What do you think he'sprobably gonna jump in the mix with
those Now, imagine, imagine you'rea sixteen seventeen year old boy in high
school your sight, and they lookyoung. They're young, and one,
the one on the right, lookslike she's one of the students. She
looks like in high school. Theylook really, they're like six and a

(58:44):
half. When did that happen inthe world, because all my teachers are
so old. These are teacher tens. Dude, Oh for sure. Yeah,
pretty much general public six and ahalf. Right, yeah, good,
good assessment. Yeah, but yeah, I like Greg. Like you
said, most of my teachers ninetypercent of them mega mega old. But

(59:04):
we still had a few hot ones. I don't. I don't think we
had any any. No, theywere all old. I mean, granted,
if you're if you're a first grader, you're looking at adults, you
think they're all old. For allI know, they were in their mid
thirties, but they looked seventy.That's old, you know. Nowa Daisy
ce teachers and like you said,would they look like the students they're so

(59:25):
young. Morgan on our show justturned thirty and now she has a walker.
That's true, that's true, Anda kid would think she was mad
old. Yeah, yeah, I'msuper old. Thanks for bringing up.
As soon as I forget about itfor a day, somebody reminds me,
I'm thirty. You're fine. Yeah, one in the grave. It's okay.
Sure, she has taken thirty sohard. I know. We'll keep

(59:47):
up on your meds, girl,and I want to keep you around.
Take your vitamins. My knee hurtyesterday after a run. Is this just
like now, yeah, pretty much, welcome to it. Waiting so you
sneeze wrong and you throw out yourback. Now it's bad. Let's see
a couple of other stories going onhere to US soldiers in a National Guard

(01:00:09):
employee got busted selling stolen military gearonline. According to the report, they
went through a US military police facilityand this is an upstate New York so
it's an army military police facility.They stole a bunch of stuff and they
were selling it on Facebook Marketplace.They made tens of thousands of dollars.

(01:00:31):
They were selling military grade guns,helmets, radios, even a ballistic vest
that was seized before it got shippedoff to Russia. Oh wow, dumbasses,
right now, Facebook Marketplace on yourown account. They should have sold
it on the again, like Iused to do that when I hear a

(01:00:51):
story and I go, uh god, what were they thinking? And then
you realize these are dumb people.They're crazy people. They're not thinking,
they're not thinking like a normal personwould. No, but they're thinking thousands
of dollars yeah, right at ourfingertips. Yeah, and guys, we
could sell it right on Facebook Marketplaceit'll be easy. Yeah, yeah,
Rule Big Return eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. You can hit us up

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with the text over to two tonine eighty seven. I'll get some more
of these, uh these check inson the text, We got a whole
bunch of them now right at Eversince we mentioned exactly what a check in
is, I figured it would bea good time. We have a lot
of new listeners that are tuning in. This is a day number two of
us being heard weekday mornings on ninetyseven point one The Eagle in Dallas.

(01:01:35):
Love Yeah, Yeah, a lotof great feedback from Dallas. It's always
been, It's so weird. It'salways been one of our biggest podcasting cities.
Yeah, I don't know how thetop five, Yes, and that's
right in there with all the othercities that we're broadcast in. But a
city that we were not that wewere not in was in our top five.
Love way, So getting a lotof love from from Dallas. The

(01:01:57):
Eagle is a great station, Like, I love that station and the staff
is awesome. Yeah, Ben andScan the afternoon guys are really cool.
Love those dudes and just the music. It's right in my wheelhouse. I
love it. This is custom madefor you. Yeah, so shout out
to everybody listening on our newest stationagain, just started yesterday, day number
two on ninety seven point one.The Eagle. My favorite Oh sorry,

(01:02:19):
I was just gonna say my favoritething with the staff was the chili cookoff.
Oh yeah, they had a staffchili cookoff. Yeah. Rules,
it's cool, all right? Morewhat he shows next? Thing? What
do you show back in the field? Back in a few phones were open
eight seven seven forty four. Whata ton of people checking in on the
text? Over to two two nineeight seven. Sammy went to a national

(01:02:42):
park while we were on break.Were everywhere? And which one did you
go to? I went to RockyMountain National Park in Colorado. It was
amazing. I felt like I wasliving inside of a Bob Ross painting.
It was incredible. All the treesand the mountains. Yeah, all the
happy little trees. Right, itwas so pretty. No, just kind
of drove through it. See.I appreciate it when I see a video

(01:03:07):
or a picture of nature, butwhen I'm in it, I hate it.
Yeah, but I think it's likea PTSD from all that like hell
camp stuff that I did. Yeah, that survival camp I got sent to
as a kid in the boarding schoolthat I got sent to, which sucked
in the middle of a national forest, the Oachco National Forest in Oregon.

(01:03:30):
That makes total sense. Yeah,I would. Yeah, I feel you
though. I like, I wentcamping NonStop when I was a kid.
But the thing now is like I'mreally hung up on like showering. I
want to shower. I figured Itry at some point. I want to
see what the hypees all about showering. Yeah, yeah, I mean,

(01:03:52):
like I don't want to go dayswith that. I would just feel gross.
I hear it. People even tryingto get me to glamp and I
won't even glamp. You won't evenglamp. No, you know, the
nature for me is kind of howpeople talk about they got really sick on
gold Schlager as like a twenty twoyear old and they can't even look at
it anymore. Makes perfect sense nowall day the Wall Street Journal they ranked

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the sixty three national parks, andit's based on like numbers, so you
know, four main areas though,like the size of the crowds, the
quality and quantity of hiking routes,availability of campsites, access to other recreational
activities. So you know, youcan go mountain biking or fishing or horseback
riding stuff like that. And theysay the best one is in Michigan.
It's Isle Royal National Park. Okay, you gotta check that out. Sad

(01:04:39):
it's accessible only by ferry, privateboat, or seaplane. Now seaplane would
be cool. That sounds kind of. It must be so pretty there,
they said, this is true wilderness, a land of moose and wolves and
the drama forever playing out between them. All right, Yeah, it's so
pretty cool. The Tapa the otherThe rest of the top ten, the

(01:04:59):
North Cascades National Park in Washington,Sequoia and King's Canyon National Parks in California,
Big Bend National Park in Texas,Danali National Park and Preserve in Alaska,
lass In Volcanic National Park in California, Great Basin National Park in Nevada,
Death Valley National Park, California,Nevada, Guadaloupe Mountains National Park in

(01:05:24):
Texas. And then Yellowstone was atnumber ten. I thought yellowstoneould be like
a top five. Yeah, that'smy mom has a spot I've told you,
somewhere in Yellowstone where she wants herashes scattered, which means at some
point I'll have to go damn outinto a national park. It's been my
goal at this point and never doit again the rest of my life.
I had never been to a Nationalpark until the Rocky Mountain one, and

(01:05:46):
I loved it. Now I wantto go to more. I feel like
I've been missing out. Just lookat the scenery I did. I thought
of Greg when I was driving throughbecause I was like, man, the
scenery if you're a kid adulting stuffas an adult, scenery is guys,
I'm gonna hike up this mountain.I won't go to a gym, but
I'm gonna go out and hike upthis mountain all right, to look at

(01:06:09):
the views. I'm gonna sit herewith a line in the water, fishing
for fish. Fishing sounds boring,boring, drink beers and fishing. I
know a lot of people love it, man, I just can't get down.
Yeah, I agree, and forthe reasons I mentioned. If it's
if it's for you, like great, have fun, I just don't invite
me. That's about it, youknow. Eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven.

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Show us see eight seven seven fortyfour Woody text over to two two nine
eight seven. So, dude,protesters in Barcelona, they are protesting the
mass tourism by chanting tourists go home, and they're shooting water guns at people

(01:08:49):
waiting in line at the Taco Bell, which, first of all, you
go all the way to Barcelona justto go to Taco Bell. That's such
a menacing I went to do whileI was there. Twenty six million people
visited Barcelona last year. They spentthirteen point eight billion dollars, and the
locals are pissed. Yeah, right, locals are upset because the mass tourism

(01:09:12):
has raised the prices to live therepermanently. I'm looking at the they don't
even have cool water guns like supersoakers. They just have these little fruity
squirt guns, these old tinyket squadlike we had when weird. Yeah,
Barcelona is beautiful, man, it'svery very nice. I highly recommend.
It's another one of those places I'lllook at online. Yeah, I never
first Greg would fall in love.I think you would want to live there.

(01:09:33):
I probably would, but I wouldsquirt with a squirt cut in line
at Taco Bell. Ya, that'swhat you do when you're in Barcelona.
Oh yeah, you go get acrunch wrap boy, hattie. That sure
got a tasty kick doing the show. We'll be right back. Oh yeah,
that's the spot right there. Theshow's right and we are into another

(01:09:58):
new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It is Tuesday morning.
It's July the ninth. Yeah,twenty twenty four. Woody, that's great,
Gorg Good morning menaces here, Goodmorning Woody seed. Maass is here.
Mister Carton narks himself, Agent Sebastian. There's sammy morning. Phones open
eight seven seven forty four. Whatdo you hit us up with? The

(01:10:19):
text over to two two nine eightseven. So this self driving Waymo car
gets pulled over in Phoenix after drivingthe wrong way down the street and it
even led the cops on a shortchase. A love chesscam footage of what

(01:10:40):
happened. When he walked up tothe driver's window, he's like, whoa
dude, no driving? Oh whocan I give a ticket? Uh?
So you know what he did getthough? What he got connected to customer
service? Oh yeah, the waycustomer. So, yeah, dude,
listen to this. Yeah stopped anduh there's no driver. Hi. The

(01:11:02):
next sture riders report this call maybe recorded for p Yeah. This officer,
heines Phoenix p D. So yourcar here drove into oncoming lanes of
traffic, okay right now, andit went into opposing lanes of traffic,

(01:11:26):
which is real bad. Okay,Yeah, I don't know if you're able
to kind of like review the videoor something. Yes, okay, great,
Okay, that's such a trip becausedo you know, like a live
person can check in on those allthe time. Yeah, but it sounds

(01:11:47):
like they're real on top of it. But it sounds like any other customer
service place you call exactly, canyou look at the video? Yep?
Yeah, sure, all right,I gotcha. You can make an appointment
to call you back any time betweennoon and three. Yeah. You see
said with all this stuff with thedriverless cars, that you can take your

(01:12:11):
Tesla eventually and then like if yougo to work, you could have sent
it out to go do like Uberrides take money off of it. Yeah,
oh I see, yeah, becausethey were talking about that years ago,
where you know, the goal wouldbe eventually to you drive yourself to
the airport you're leaving on a trip, Yeah, and then you send your
car home. It goes back home, and then when you get back you

(01:12:32):
can summon the car. There's thatsummon feature that Tesla's they had it,
like when I had one and youhad a summon and it would back it
out of the garage. Uh youknow, and that's what it is,
like, open your garage, backthe car out, turn on the air
or whatever, set the radio,and then would close the garage. But
eventually that summon feature would be thatyou could be out somewhere drunk and you

(01:12:56):
need to ride home, call yourcar right and then in the back seat.
And Audi was working on that too, but yeah, that was that's
pretty interesting. Like every day,well I'm gonna go to work. Well,
i'll see you later, car,go make me some money. Yeah,
exactly, why not? And whatwould the legal ramifications be if you
were drunk, you summon your car, you sit in the backseat, could
you technically get a dui? Eventually, I'm sure laws will change. Yeah,

(01:13:19):
because you're getting a ride. They'regonna have to figure that out because
if you're getting the ride, Yeah, you're drunk in the back seat,
why would you get a d getit? You're not operating in any way,
shape or form. Right, It'slike same as being in an uber
when you're drunk, Yeah, dude, right with the driver wasted constantly wasted
now like right now, yeah,right now, not at the moment.

(01:13:41):
Yeah, Well, since the whole. Uh hawkta girl got famous? Yeah,
twenty one year old Hailey Welch yourfavorite. You know, I just
thought she seemed fun and you know, I've enjoyed like she seems like a
decent enough person. She doesn't seemlike to catch me outside chick, right,
you know, it's like all right, so I don't I don't mind.
I'm I'm burned on it as muchas the next person is. I

(01:14:01):
still think it's funny. Again,it's the enthusiasm. My wife refuses to
hear me out on this. Isaid, just babe, it's the enthusiasm
behind it. She was an oldPERV. Look, I got no,
no, no, it's not abouther, like she's a cute chick.
I'm not shy. Yeah yeah,but like I'm not lusting after her.
Sure, you know, I'm aforty seven year old man. I think

(01:14:23):
it's funny. The hok too.I think the way it all took off.
And now, dude, she's gota million followers on Instagram. Menace.
I know she does. I've beenfollowing what's going on with her,
and yeah, a lot of rumorsabout her. She did. Her first
interview was on this podcast, correctingsome of the rumors about her, you
know, one that she had deletedall of her social media plan bree with
on barstool. Yeah, when shebecame a meme. Here's a little bit

(01:14:45):
of that. I on my socialmedia like six months ago. Due to
like personal reasons, I never reallygot on it or anything like that.
Okay, I was long gone beforethat. You were already gone from social
media. I worked in a springfactory. I'm not a school teacher.
That my next question. So youwere a teacher or a bartender. So
I've heard rumors that your dad isa preacher. My father so far from

(01:15:05):
a preacher. Is crazy like that, it's true at all. It was
pretty funny. I saw this videouh with her, where it is her
family talking about how crazy everything's gottensince that broke out and became what it
is. Yeah, and it's likeher grandfather sitting there going, well,
you know, we're real proud ofher. It's like she's talking about spitting
on it, giving a b J. Yeah. I love how that video

(01:15:27):
is done because it's shot like alittle mini documentary. Because she's from a
really small town, really small town, six hundred people. So they go
to our town and yeah, interview, like you know all this craziness.
Yeah, so some dude offered hersix hundred dollars for a jar of her
spin. Would you do that?No, you wouldn't know, so that
some can have my DNA? No, thank you, Morgan. Would you

(01:15:50):
do that? Yes? I would? Yeah, of course, a jar
spit. It's easy. I likemoney, so yeah, I'm doing it.
It would you take a while toget a full jar, though,
I don't know if it's to bea full jar. I think they just
want yea, they want some ofthat hakt right. Oh, yeah,
I'm doing it, she declined.However, according to TMZ, she might

(01:16:10):
have a TV deal. It wouldbe a reality show around her and her
life in that small town. Ibelieve it. Yeah. But in the
meantime, life's pretty good. Likeyou said million followers on Instagram, She's
getting paid big money for showing upto these events like she did this day
club appearance at the hard Rock inHollywood, California. Is that the one
that shaped like a the guitar men, Hollywood, Florida, Hollywood, Florida.
Sorry, yeah, yeah, that'sthe one that shaped like a guitar.

(01:16:34):
Eventually it's gonna be that on theVegas Strip as well, and she
also showed up at Memory Motels popup in New York City. Now,
Greg, she got paid for eachone of these appearances. I would guess
it's gonna have to be something huge, ten grand, thirty grand, and

(01:16:54):
all she had to do is juststand there, So no wonder she turned
down that exactly. Well. Ithink what you love about her too,
what she said in that interview,that she's not open to do like only
fans like never gonna happen. Shedid turn down. She said, Yeah,
I love a pure chick like Ido. Yeah. Yeah, she's

(01:17:17):
being responsible. I want you tobe a but only for me, lady
in the street, but a freakingthe bid. Yeah. So that's uh.
I mean the spring factories like whatthe hills of Spring factory. Well,
it's a place where they make springs. What there's factories for that.

(01:17:39):
Yeah, people will make them ayard. But the life's pretty good for
her right now. And of coursethis is not gonna last. Yeah,
we've said that about it. Isaid that about to catch me outside.
Girl. I wish death on herback. When I first saw her on
that Doctor Phil show, It's likethis chick is evil. You gotta wor
you got to rid the planet ofthis seven. Yeah. And now she's

(01:18:02):
got dumb monies, dude, that'sa lot of onlyfan stuff. She's got,
no shame. Yeah. Oh,she has a Megan mansion. She's
in the news right now though forunfortunately domestic violence on her. That sucks
due on whoever did that? Yeah, yeah, all right, eight seven

(01:18:24):
seven forty four Wooding. How abouta diarrhea of topics? How about that
you throw out a couple different questions. I'll give you three questions, and
then we open up the phones.I mean, the phones are already open,
but we open it specifically for thediarrhea of topics. You can answer
one or any of the questions,all of them, if you'd like calling

(01:18:45):
in eight seven seven forty four,Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. You can also text youranswer over to two two nine eighty
seven. So I'll throw the questionsout there and then we can get people
lined up and then we'll get moreinto it with the calls and stuff.
Okay, and we were talking aboutthis somewhat recently, but I wanted to
open up for the phones and everything. Question number one, what are you

(01:19:10):
sick of people trying to convince youis great? Okay, Okay, mine's
running? Yeah, every time Ibring it up, But I go,
dude, you can't tell me thatwhile you're actually out there for a run,
that you are enjoying it the processof rudb. You might like how
you feel afterwards. You might likethe effects of, you know, uh,
being toned, not told, butyou know, being good the result

(01:19:31):
and losing weight, whatever it is. You might like that runners high after
the actual running itself. You cannever convince me. But I am so
sick of people trying to tell me, like how great it is. It
is not great. Nope, that'sit. But that's for me. What
is it for you? That's thefirst question. What are you sick of
people trying to convince you? Isgreat? Greg? Yes, this is
a question that has you all overit, I hope. So what doesn't

(01:19:53):
work for you that seems to workfor everybody? Oh? How much time
do we have? Everything? That'squestion number two? What doesn't work for
you that seems to work for everyoneelse? And then question number three,
what's the worst job you've ever had? So you don't have to answer all
of them. But if there's oneparticular question in there that you think you've

(01:20:15):
got an answer for, you wantto share with us, be part of
the conversation. Eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. That's eight seven seven for
four Woody. I'd like to startwith this super recent one because I had
that late summer cold cold medicine.Cough medicine is liquid placebo. It doesn't
work. Greg's been saying that foryears. Yeah, it does nothing,

(01:20:39):
literally nothing. I got a zithromycin, I had liquid cough medicine, I
had pill cough medicine. I hadcapsule cold medicine, and I thought,
I'm doing this out of habit atthis point is nothing. I have found
certain cocktails of you know, overthe count not prescription drugs, over the

(01:21:00):
onder, drugs that really work forme, depending on what it is for
cough. And even though it's disgustingthat Delsam the syrup now Sammy tried,
it didn't really work. It didn'twork for me. No, I was
hoping it would. I needed itvery bad and I didn't find anything to
work. But that was a suggestionfrom a lot of people, and I
know so that that works for me. Uh, The what's a menace?

(01:21:26):
Yeah, behind the counter stuff yougot to show your license for. Yeah,
it's so good. I love it. I think the only thing that
works for a cold is time.That's it. Yeah, that's really it.
Yeah, but cold medicine. Imean, if something's not going to
work for one person in the room, it will be greg absolutely, it
doesn't matter what it is. Like, looked into that or asked the doctor

(01:21:46):
like, hey, every I don'tknow medicine under the sun for me.
Have you heard of delauded? It'slike makes morphine look mild. It's delauded.
Is morphine on steroids? Wow?That doesn't even do anything to me?
Weird. I did that for backproblems many years ago, and I'm
like, all right, might aswell have injected me with water. Nothing

(01:22:08):
great? Often, what are yousick of people trying to convince you is
great? We recently talked about this, I think outside the show that TV
show The Bear. Yeah, ohmy god, it's not good. Stop
saying it's great. It is sucha boor fest. And they act like
they're working at this high falutin restaurant. It's some diner basically a sandwich shop.
Well, they nothing happens. It'sboring, and the guy's weird looking

(01:22:31):
and he's overrated, and yeah,well season one at a spoiler alert,
it eventually becomes a nice restaurant.Oh really, but then I just finished
up season two and so boring,nothing really happens, all right? So
the three questions phones are open callnow eight seven seven forty four. What
he answer one of these three questions? What are you sick of people trying

(01:22:55):
to convince you as great? Somebodytexted in oysters You're glad to try to
talk me into it. It's likejust like a bluegie. No, what
are you sick of people trying toconvince you is great? What doesn't work
for you that seems to work foreveryone else? And then the third question,
what's the worst job you've ever had? Answer one or any of those

(01:23:19):
questions? Calling in eight seven sevenforty four, Woody Morgan's getting your calls
lined up right now eight seven sevenforty four, Woody, and we'll get
to those next on The Woody ShowShow. I'll you're right back. Welcome
back to the Woody Show. Okay, diarrhea of topics. Three questions,

(01:23:42):
Pick one, call in with youranswer over to two to two, I'm
sorry one text text eight seven sevenforty four what if you're calling? In
question number one, what are yousick of people trying to convince you?
Is great? Question number two,what doesn't work for you that seems to
work for everyone else? And thenquestion number three, what's the worst job

(01:24:03):
you've ever had? And that's whatwe're gonna start. We're gonna say hi
to Bell, Hey, good morning, Bell, Bell, how's that going?
Worst job you ever had? Whatwas it? I was living in
Manhattan and New York City and Idesperately needed a job. I was having,
you know, my landlord buttone mydoor every week for rent. And

(01:24:26):
I quickly found a job on Creigslistwhere the gentleman wanted a photo first of
all who was hiring, which wasthe red flag. But anyways, because
it's a very important, you gotto have the right look for the pawnshop,
right, So I get hired forthis pawn shop by a gentleman who
is the absolute epitome of a nightmare. He would lock clients in the store,

(01:24:50):
like literally locked the door when theycame in and not let them leave
when they wanted to go, sothat he could try to essentially steal their
business. He wanted them to lovetheir watches. There. People would leave
real Rolexa's, real nice, nicejewelry. They would be to us coming
in to get something snix and hewould replace the parts with fake parts.

(01:25:11):
And god, you, we hadcops in there almost every week. You
were getting arrested, and you wouldcome out and get arrested and come out
and it was honestly, it wasinsane. But he paid me a really
great cash. I lasted like sevenweeks to say, how long did you
last? But he also wanted tokeep your mouth show, which is why
he paid you for your health forYeah. I well, Belle, thank
you so much for the call.Appreciate you listening to Woody Show. How

(01:25:35):
about this question, what are yousick of people trying to convince you?
Is so great? Let's go toJeff on that one. Good morning,
Jeff, Hey, Jeff, goodmorning? All right, So what are
you sick of people trying to convinceyou? Is so great? It would
definitely have a person that a lotof us are tired of hearing about,

(01:25:56):
would be Hitling Clark. Oh,but isn't she great? She is great?
A good player, absolutely great.But yes, the w NBA has
never been really that good mix.Now she is making them a little better,
right, right, So it's notthat she's not. I'm just trying
to understand your point. I thinkI kind of understand. I can't just

(01:26:17):
articulate it. So you're not sayingyou're not saying that she's not great.
You're just trying to say that sheis not the second Coming. She's not.
She's not exactly Michael Jordan, butI'm not. I think I think
he's just tired of hearing about it, necessarily that she doesn't deserve the praise.

(01:26:40):
It's like me and that Hosier songsure to burn out. Thank you
for the call appreciated for what isshow? All right? Uh? People
on that one saying apps for fastfood places with Greg's been saying that everything
needs its own app thank you,and the food isn't even worth the discount
without the hasshole, right, giveeverybody the damn discount. Kombuchah, there's

(01:27:04):
a bubble. I like, whatdid somebody say? It's carbonated sock tea?
Pretty much? Here's one six sixas people trying to convince me that
hot sauce makes food taste better really, it does not. It won't make
all food taste better, no,thank you, and I agree. There
are things like all food an addictof hot sauce. But now a little

(01:27:27):
bit goes a long way. It'sfine on certain things. Yeah, but
people literally it's like they took thatFrank's Red Hot Sauce commercial very literally.
No, it's not for everything thesame way that people. My dad drives
me crazy when we'll go to anice restaurant and he'll automatically salt the food
before he's even tasted it. Peoplewill just cover stuff in hot sauce before
they even tasted it. Yeah,so funny. I was thinking about that

(01:27:49):
the other day. I was thinkingabout you and your dad with the salt,
because I was at a diner andI got some hash Browns, and
the second the hash Browns hit hitthe plate, I was like, putting
salt on top of it. Yeah, because you always rip him off for
that for putting salt out, butI knew. But I knew that the
Hashbawns wouldn't be as good if Ididn't put the salt on. I'm not

(01:28:11):
one of those people that say,well, it's insulting to the chef.
Yeah. Fine, you taste itand you realize, you know what,
this could use a little salt.Put some salt on it. You haven't
even tasted I at least taste it. At least taste Does he put it
on pasta and salad and everything?Because I knew somebody that put it on
pizza. That's literally everything they're talkingabout. Salt salt. Okay, I
mean that's bizarre. That could gofor it. That's an addict. Let's

(01:28:33):
go to Greg here online number two, not our Greg, Greg on the
phone. Hey Greg, Greg,what was the worst job you ever had?
Hey? Yeah, I worked ina chicken Oh that must have been
terrible. And what do you do? Like when you when you work?
Like, what specifically do you do? Well, there's several different jobs like

(01:28:55):
what did you do? What didI do? I did the chickens?
Oh yeah, I'm sure that wasfun. But wasn't it like a machine
that would do that? Oh no, there's a conveyor built. They hang
the chickens from his rat. Yeah, they building. Somebody touched their head
off, they bleed them. Theygo down the line and somebody them we

(01:29:24):
disconnect. There's no call for thatkind of line. Rights loud, vulgar
and abusive language. That's an automaticdisconnect. You've got a dirty horush mouse.
But I had you always do that? Why because they sucked? He's
telling a story like you always golike zero to one hundred and somebody when
you go one hundred on somebody,When you go on hundreds on somebody,

(01:29:46):
that's fine. But when I doit, he always give me get to
the point on a story. Butlike he's giving us the story. Yeah,
he'll always tell you. I wouldhave hung up on that. I
want to talk to him more.I want to know how he ended up
with a job like that he appliedfor just apply. Yeah, I'm sure

(01:30:06):
he shut up with the resumes.There was multiple interviews, but no.
I have a family member that workedin a pork factory and he was telling
like basically with the same thing thatthis guy was saying on how horrific is
Yeah, they just put him upon a conveyor belt and it's like cut
them open and igur. There wasjust machines that did all that. Yeah,

(01:30:28):
you know, I thought it waslike it was all done and get
packaged up and I mean, I'lleat it, but I don't want to
know about it's b and the smell. I didn't tell you. I felt
bad. I was driving the workone night, early one morning, I
guess, and there was one ofthose trucks that was hauling live chickens I'm
guessing to the to the slaughterhouse orwhatever, and I felt bad for it.

(01:30:50):
I agree, it doesn't stop mefrom eating it. I know,
I know what you mean. They'redumb. They don't even know it's coming.
Poor things didn't know where they weregoing. Worst I've ever had it
was definitely the telemarketing job. Iwas trying to sell magazines to people my
cold calling. Then nobody wants totalk to you. I'm calling from the

(01:31:12):
I r L and you have beenselected in your area. It was like
this whole thing and it's the worst. Yeah, and they're listening in on
your calls, and so I gotso bored. I started doing like character
voices, yeah, saying yeah,yeah, yes, oh man. It
sucked. I had to do thatfor a research company for songs, you

(01:31:33):
know, like figuring out what songswere popular, and you had to point
out, Hi, I'm Greg,I'm calling from over research. We're not
trying to sell you anything. We'rea research company looking to get opinions on
popular music, and I play afew clips for you, and if if
if one out of one hundred peoplesaid yes, it wasn't a few clips.
They wanted you to play like fiftyclips. Yeah, yeah, Oh
it was a nightmare. All right, I'm going to pick up George.

(01:31:56):
Okay, George, you better begood, George, George, Hello,
don't let menace down? All right? So what are you sick of people
trying to convince you is great?I'm so sick of people trying to convince
me that country music could did Ohyeah, is good? You know what,
like? What about it? Don'tyou like? We always ask that

(01:32:17):
question. I understand, like somepeople aren't gonna like, but what about
it? Don't you like? Ican tell you what I don't like about
it? But go ahead, Okay, I guess the tune and stuff isn't
horrible? Okay, Well I hatethe voice, the country singing voice,
like where, Yeah, it's superaffected where I don't know where to star

(01:32:43):
tractor bro damn. Yeah, it'salways very stereotypical stuff about dirt roads and
belt buckles and you know, lostlove. I mean, they always stereotype.
But it's all true. Well yeah, but the southern draw really on
the country music now is barely therebecause they try to be able to be
so many stream that I'm disappointed thatit's not as as it used to be.
It's very pop now, yeah,man. But I mean if even

(01:33:05):
if you're not a country music fan, if you go to a country music
I understand events. I understand you'regonna have like the best time and get
it best. I got no problemyou know with country being a thing.
Obviously I would, you know,no problem. That's the part I'll get.
That's all. That's the part thatit's a turn off for me.
It's try too hard to fit in, like you're it's like these hip hop

(01:33:27):
guys, you know they're they're justsaying all these things to try to fit
an image. As opposed like,there's not a lot of like the Garth
thing I thought was authentic. Ithought like Garth was authentic, dude.
But there's so many other people likeyou know, whoever it is Beyonce or
like who Darius, like all theseother guys, the dude from Stained,
Aaron Lewis, they come around withtheir country albums. It just seems so
like the artists. The artists thatdon't like feed into that and try to

(01:33:51):
do country music, they're kind ofoutcacid in the country music realm, like
like as Zach Bryan or something likethat. Or I thought Zach Brown is
a big deal in country Now No, no, he's he's massive, but
he's not seen as like a truecountry guy. People will say, like
he's a folk music Yeah yeah,something that works for other people that I

(01:34:13):
think is be CBD A grade.Oh yeah, a grade. I used
to be into it, but thenI was like, I mean, I
don't feel anything. I've tried differentvariations of it and it does nothing.
Worst job painting that would be veryroughs. See, I'm sick of people
trying to convince me that The Officeis great. I watched the first two

(01:34:33):
seasons and it's just not funny.How dare you? It absolutely is funny,
so good, Yeah you can.I can see how people can get
burned on it though. Let's goto uh, Julie, good morning,
Julie. Hey what do you show? Hey, so something that your daughter
is trying to convince you is greatbut you're not buying it. What is
it? She's always trying to givehim to try Korean barbecue and delicious.

(01:34:58):
Now we that am I going topay? Yeah? No, why am
I going to pay someone to gocook my own meat? I mean,
I don't get it pushed. Yougot food plays any one time? And
yeah, you can't even cook meatthat's thinly sliced. It takes a few
seconds. Why do Yeah, Idon't want to pay somebody to do that.

(01:35:19):
If I'm gonna go cook my ownmeat, I'm gonna take it home
and have it there. You know. It's just all part of the experience.
It's like going for a fun doas I call it, well,
the melting pot kind of plants Ithink Morgan and I were talking about just
recently on air. It's just likethe process of the Korean barbecue is just
so long. I got you,it's good. I'll still go. There's

(01:35:39):
a perfect meal for Greg and Ilike. We like the slow play play
and Julie, thank you so much, I think, and congratulations for surviving
menaces wrath as a call. Yeahyou did, great show. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, right back. Theuniverse has a way of leading you

(01:36:02):
to where you're supposed to be supposedto be there. The Woody Show all
right, Welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is Tuesday morning.
It's the Woody Shows, July theninth. Today is a National sugar Cookie
Day. Oh yes, I seewhen you say that, you're the first

(01:36:25):
person I thought of, because whenwe talk about favorite ice cream, you
say vanilla ice cream. Yeah,and it's it's creamy and delicious and what
has become another word for born vanilla. It's so vanilla sugar cookie dry.
I hear you. But the thingis you have to get the under baked
sugar cookie soft joints, very softjoints and joints. Yet I guess I've

(01:36:47):
never had a soft joint, see, because I like hard and crumply and
what I do. Enjoy a goodsugar cookie. But I would say that
vanilla ice cream is boring. Iknow that is making any sense. The
same way doesn't make any sense forGreg, say, sure sucks vanilla old
timey blue tins that the grandma woulda dance whatever. Yeah, those are
sugar ry. Yeah those are waytoo hard, But I mean, I'll

(01:37:12):
eat those. But if you goto like a Walmart or any grocery store,
the sugar cookies that they have thereis like what SeaBASS is talking about
damp bag super moist sugary. Todayis national don't put all your eggs in
one omelet day forget And it's fashionday you guys. Nice, What are
you wearing today? Same thing Iwore? Not the same exact black T

(01:37:36):
shirt. Oh, I have movedon the short season. Nice. Officially,
I've been wearing jeans this entire time. It was like last week I
said to the switch to shorts.I do have a fashion story to share.
So I've been buying American Eagle jeansfor like, I don't know,
probably the past five years, butjust recently they changed their material and they've

(01:37:59):
been ripped in the crotch like crazy. You didn't buy the big enough No,
no, they're like the same sizethat I've been buying tears and they're
too small the materials, the material, Yeah, it's too thin. Or
he's doing high kicks, yeah,doing kicks. Yeah, I'm dropping it
low. But then so after thethird pair ripping, I was walking around
the radio station with a huge holein my butt. Yeah, and one

(01:38:24):
of our workers say like, hey, there's like there's a rip in your
jeans. So I took all threepairs and I had to explain like,
yeah, you guys change your material, but they took them all back.
Yeah yeah, and then let mereplace them. So did you get a
bigger size when you replace them?Just in case? No, I ended
up just getting a different style.But isn't that when that area like if

(01:38:45):
you like do a squat or bendover in the pants or too the paths
are too tight. But I'm skinnierthan I was before. Yeah. Yeah,
so that part doesn't make sense.But the material, you can feel
it is way different. That happenedto me with a different brand before,
too, where I started like rightin the crack of the butt they would
rip so because they changed the material, so you had a buttole. Yeah.

(01:39:09):
Wow, I was at a party. I was playing beer pong in
college and it ripped right out.Yeah. I want to pick up a
ball that was on the floor.Yeah. Don't you love it when you
have a favorite product and they justchange it? I know. I do
like the like muggsy jeans because they'rekind of like stretchy a little bit.
Is you're a lady, No,they're just like it's like wearing sweatpants man,

(01:39:31):
like some kind Yeah, I don'tknow what those are stretches. Muggsy
is the brand. There's a bunchof different brands that do all kind of
the same thing, but uh,Muggsy, Yeah, they're not like not
skinny jeans, dude, they're likeboot cut. They have all kinds of
different jeans, except like they're justsuper comfortable. They do feel like they're
like you're wearing uh, like sweatpants, like sweatpants, but their jeane material.

(01:39:55):
Yeah, it's Muggsy, crazy comfortable. Cool Max. Yeah. Uh,
because there's a stretch to him,so there's some give, you know.
Yeah, it's nice. You cando all your high kicks. Yeah.
But I did feel now bringing likethree rip jeans right away. I

(01:40:16):
would, but I was like,it's the principal. Yeah. Well,
Margo Robbie is pregnant. You guysheard about that someone shut up the club.
Her husband, it is her firstmistake, I mean kid good,
No, first kid for her andher husband. He's a producer. They
met on the set of a movie, like they all do in Hollywood,
exactly. The next one. Whoshe is thirty four years old. Who's

(01:40:40):
the next I mean Sidney Sweeney,right, but yeah, she's married to
some gross guy. Oh she's notmarried, Yeah, she's she's engaged.
She's engaged to the gross guy cheatingon him with a bunch of allegedures.
Just spicaleed to me for still thenumber one movie. Uh, my wife
and kids went to go see it. My wife and my daughter thought I
was okay. My my son thoughtit sucked kids now right yeah is he

(01:41:00):
like fifteen? Yeah, but stillit's still the same joke, a full
beard by now. Yeah, mywife still liked it, you know,
like for what it is, youknow, just a kid's movie. I've
never seen one frame of it.All I know is from any of them
rides. Yeah, and do theyeven like talk? Well, yeah they
have that. They have that,yeah, even though no they don't actually

(01:41:23):
like once in a while like forma word. No. Oh, so
that's the whole movie, I know, Like there's no there's there's other characters
like h grew or grew grew rutyeah, grew, yeah, with Steve
Carrell right as the voice of that. And then like there's his kids,
right, the little kids. There'sthree and everybody else is speaking English.

(01:41:44):
That's despicable to me. But thereis a Minions movie that's based off of
the minions. Oh that's what mightbe what you're thinking of anyway, now,
bored, did you see this JohnCena of course calling it quits in
twenty twenty five, twenty year theWWE. He's won the WWE Championship belt
sixteen times. I know, Like, were you ever like a big John

(01:42:09):
Cena guy or No? I wasa John Cena hater this this day one
really so this shows how much Iknew. Like I figured he was already
retired too. It was a hewas part timing, you know, because
he was doing all the movies rightfast and furious And what was the one
menace that you liked? Yeah?Yeah he was Elpaker and I love him

(01:42:31):
peacemaker like Bratt. You did boardyou could agree to this, Like when
we saw him at WrestleMania, likethey had him do like the opening match.
Oh, he wasn't doing so high. You could tell like this was
gonna happen pretty soon. Yeah.He sprinted Ultimate Warrior style like one hundred
yards just to get to the ring. And by the time he got there,

(01:42:53):
he was done. He was out. Yeah, he was mega gas.
There's a lot of weight. Imean he ruled in train Wreck as
well. Oh hell yeah, Transformers, Bumblebee movie. He was awesome.
Greg started, how impressed about itwhen someone quote wins a WWE championship sixteen.
He tried hard. He won.The cool thing, though, is

(01:43:14):
what he does for Make a Wish. He like, he has the record
for doing the most with Make aWish Foundation, So shout out for that.
Again. I thought he was alreadyretired. What do I know for
you? Menace justin Timberlake and TigerWoods. Two guys with duys. They're
opening a bar in Scotland. Yeah, okay. I was like, okay,
that was interesting. Yeah. Uhfor the Lego people out there,

(01:43:38):
there's a new Jaws lego set that'sall gonna cost you one hundred and fifty
bucks. And uh oh, Greg, I thought this was interesting. Matthew
Perry apparently had about one point fivemillion dollars in his personal bank account when
he died. That's it. Yeah, was there some legal this? I

(01:43:58):
mean we're guessing like he's got equityin the house. I mean, oh,
you don't have the butt on there. No. Oh, he had
a giant trust with like one hundredfifty million dollars. Oh, Okay,
yeah he did. Yeah, yeah, that's the other part of that story.
I was going to say, yeah, because like all I saw for
this, whether he only had onepoint five million, we're assuming that he
might have had some other things becauseof his house and they had houses one.
Yeah, that case written by someonewho doesn't who either wants to write

(01:44:19):
clickbait or doesn't know how to doarticles. Well, Lisa Kudro is finally
rewatching friends. She said that she'snever done that because she just felt it
was too embarrassing to watch herself,but she's doing it now as a way
to keep Matthew's memory a lot babe. And also, this is the thirtieth
anniversary of the show debut September ofnineteen ninety four. Yeah. Just last

(01:44:40):
week it was the thirty ninth anniversaryof Back to the Future going into theaters
nice thirty nine. And then yousee the video with Michael J. Fox
and he's a cold play was it? Yeah? Yeah? Well yeah,
yeah yeah yeah that was at Glastonbury. I was I was there, What
well, I was I was watchingit live in England. No, not
at the show, Okay, atthe actual festival. That's pretty cool.

(01:45:04):
Legally, I might as well asthat couple. Thanks for you there time
for your birthdays and of course yourporno birthday go show shivery. We're gonna
it's shivery. We're gonna sit becauseit's shivery. And you know what we
don't do starting with the celebrities,and we got Tom Hanks, you're his

(01:45:26):
favorite sixty eight years old today he'syeah, as celebrities go, I don't.
I don't have any kind of realfascination about celebrities or would get excited
to meet them, with the exceptionof people like Tom Hanks. I think
Tom Hanks would be cool. I'dlove to meet Tom Hanks. A lot
of those guys like sit down,have a beer, share a meal.
Did you hear the latest news abouthim with Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg didn't

(01:45:47):
want to work with Tom Hanks.He turned down like a sixty five million
dollar deal to not work with TomHanks. Why because he didn't agree with
He was like pushing some agenda orsomething that Walbert didn't agree with, and
he didn't want to work with him. All right, I must have missed
that on my Mark Mark Wahlberg shot. By the way, I quick fact
check that a satire. Yeah,I was like, I follow all Mark

(01:46:08):
Wahlbrook stuff. Really, Oh thatwasn't true. I just googled it and
the first thing came up was aReuter's fact check saying that's it's a social
media meme. That's a bunch ofdummies. Quote. A bunch of dummies
fell for this, had a headlineon Facebook and just repeating it and then
well without looking into it for threeseconds. Tom Hanks is sixty eight years
old today. You got Jack Whitefrom The White Stripes, who is forty

(01:46:30):
nine. Courtney Love, who issixty years old today. Let's see you
got that? Oh my god.Kelly McGillis, who was Tommy's flight instructor
and top gun right like the loveinterests. Yeah, and dude, like
she was so hot in that movieyou type in Kelly McGillis, it's twenty
twenty four, shocking, it's scary, Like it doesn't even look like the

(01:46:53):
same person, Like that could noteven possibly be that same person from It's
like what happened to Kathleen Turner?Same thing? Oh yeah, put them
head to head? Right, hot, guys? Why didn't they stay young,
thin and hot? Come on,people, what's wrong? With you
McGill from The Try Harder. Sowas it? So? Did she do
a bunch of plastic surgery or something? Scott? Oh, she's just the

(01:47:16):
person. She just became normally.Yeah, she became an everyday lady.
Oh my god, why can't everyonejust be Sidney Crawford? Right, yeah,
all time? I just do that. Get all big. This is
sixty seven years old today. Hegot Fred Savage, Kevin Arnold from the
Wonder Years. He's forty eight.Today, you got Jimmy Smits, who
is uh, guess how old heis, greg let's go with sixty nine.

(01:47:39):
Sixty nine years. You got KevinNash, the pro wrestler turned actor,
who is sixty five. And thenDean Coons. You see all of
his Uh. I used to beaddicted to all his books in the airport,
Yes, Horror writer Rules. He'sseventy nine years old today, first
of all Coons And your porno birthdayis Riley Reid and today's birthday. Girl,

(01:48:00):
she's had her lips on more pipesthan Cheech and Chong. I know
a guy who's involved in that,allegedly, right, I know a guy
who's a fan of her lips personally, She's been in one thousand and five
hundred and seventy six fine films shehas, including backing into Riley's back Door.
She was in Bush and Tush Volumeone, also Squired Aholic volume one.

(01:48:21):
She was in a Case of theMysterious Panties. Also for Greg We're
the Lesbian Tickle Adventures. Yes,she was fantastic and vegetarian and who can
forget her unforgettable role in your Faceis my throne? Isn't that nice?
That is a Riley reed in Hallof Famer. Yeah, I got a
kid now who's thirty three years oldtoday, Yes she is. And that

(01:48:43):
is your porno birthday, your celebritybirthdays. And that is a little bit
of what's happening this morning here onThe Woody Show. We're gonna take a
quick break more Woody Show next hangon, will be right back. Buila
wouldn't approve The Woody Show. Andthat's gonna do it for Tuesday morning,
everybody. All right, let metell you what you can find on the

(01:49:06):
full show podcast. Just hit upthe woodieshow dot com. The continuation of
Narcweek. Oh yeah, so it'sa Shark Week on Discovery. It is
Nark Week cart Nark's all week longhere on The Woody Show. Also HGTV
The Losers of house Hunters. Okay, oh man, Like I watched that

(01:49:26):
show a lot, and so there'sno shortage of weirdos. Just some people
are more weird than the other.Like we had those vocal fry lesbians that
we had introduced you to a whileback. So these are some more losers
of house Hunters, plus the trendingnews headlines and a whole bunch more.
It's all waiting for you on today'spodcast. Just hit up the woodyshow dot
com. Coming up for you tomorrow. It's another Menace no Hands challenge.

(01:49:47):
Wow, something something I thought aboutwhen we were doing one of the last
ones. It all of a suddenit hit me. It reminded me of
something that we had to do whilenot using feet, but something we had
to do in first grade, inMiss Huber's class. All right, and
I will explain tomorrow and Nark Weekof course continues that and more tomorrow Wednesday
on The Woody Show. In themeantime, anything you got for us you

(01:50:08):
can leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven forty
four. Woody or you can findus on social media at the Woody Show.
Yeah, Man at Sea, Bass, Sammy, anything you like to
add, No Greg Gory parting wordsof wisdom please. Yeah. Before social
media, all the nonsense being spewedjust stayed in people's heads and there it

(01:50:30):
stayed to die. Yeah. Iwish now we get to hear everything from
everyone on every topic. Yeah,what's the what's the one that I heard?
Everybody's got microphones but nobody's listening.Uh yeah, good, good,
all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some ofyour valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys

(01:50:51):
could suck it. We'll catch youback here on Wednesday. Have a great
day. SMDUBM. I quit thisbitch,