The Woody Show June 13th 2024 Podcast

What tattoo will Morgan get?, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Well

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it's Thursday, it's free Friday.It is June the thirteenth, twenty twenty
four. Hello, welcome, Weare the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm
morning. That's raving Greg Gory,good Man's good morning to you. Good
morning, Woody asses. Here wegot Sammy. I'm gonna lead with Caroline
in the production department because she isthe employee of the months. Yeah,
yeah, for some respect on that, with some respect on her name,

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real talk. And then I gotbored, of course, and you got
Morgan. She's our associate producer,Vaughan, our video producer. You the
honorary, our honorary, No,the guest of honor, not honorary.
Not the honorary right now, that'dbe redundant. I am a man who
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give us a call. Eight sevenseven forty four. Woody is the number.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can also hit us over
with the text over to two twonine eight seven. Coming up on the
show today, We've got a brandnew animated podcast to debut, and Greg's
got some immature replies to text messages. Jerks, Yeah, jerks. People

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that text over to the show allthe time, we do our best to
return as many as we possibly can. There's just a ton that come in
throughout the morning. Some of themaren't even like, don't even need a
response, It's just somebody making acomment on something. But the ones that
do have some kind of you know, question or whatever, we try our
best to get back to those.So keep that in mind as you're texting
over to two to ninety seven.But some people are just dicks. They

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are, and they deserve a response. Yeah. And so Greg goes out
of his way to be extremely matureabout the whole thing and setting back these
actual replies to these actual text messagesand in the hopes of ruining their day.
That's right, And they often incorporatetheir mothers right, or their mom's
boxes yeah, because it hits hard, yeah, or in the case of

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your mom's box gets hit hard,you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
on the daily by all right,so we got a lot to get to
news headlines, Ravey's Nerd now beforethe Hours up, Birthday's porn of Birthday,
all Today, throw back Thursday hereon the Woody Show. Uh see
what I want to start with?How about some news stuff? The CEO

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of zoom I like this idea hopingto create a digital twin technology so that
we as workers can have an AIversion of ourselves that could attend meetings and
participate in other time consuming parts ofyour work day. Oh you know what
this sounds like? Great idea.It does to go to like some of

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these meetings virtual Yeah, like ifit's just one of these like staff meetings
where they're updating everybody on a coupleof different things, not where there's like
a brain storm that's needed and thenyou get the information because it'll transcribe it
and your brainlet's send it to youremail. You just switched to sending emails
instead of meetings. Yeah. True. But the other thing that they're,

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uh they want out of this,They say the digital twin would even be
able to make decisions on your behalfperfect things like you so weird. Universities
are seeing a plunge and enrollment,yeah, big time, as more and
more students are leaning toward trade schools. I was just talking to this guy
that does some work for me,and you know, he was talking about

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his son just graduated from high schooland he's going into being electrician. Yeah,
trade school is a way better.Yeah. He was like looking at
colleges and was thinking about like graphicdesign and some other things like that.
F that. Yeah, dude,I read this whole article. I was
just telling him too. I waslike, dude, want you gotta you
gotta read this article. I sentit to him, and it's all about
how, you know, all thesetrades, plumbers, electricians, you name

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it, there's not a generation comingup behind them, and the numbers that
they need to replace the ones whoare retiring, and so there's so much
work. That guy that everybody kindof looks at and goes, oh,
you're a plumber, Oh you're electrician. You know, because they're not dressed
all fancy and they're driving around andbeat up work truck or whatever. Those
guys are ballers. That dude ballingit totally. That guy has more work

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than he can take and so hegets to charge because the whole supply and
demand thing, he gets to chargewhat he wants. Sure, and it's
gonna it's only gonna get more expensiveif you need trade's done. Oh yeah
yeah. And so there are alot of younger people looking at the math
going, huh, I could goto college in you know jan Son's case,

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he can go to college study graphicdesign and be out there with a
billion other people and a bunch ofcollege debt ai right, yeah, Or
he can go learn this trade likebeing an electrician, and then he can
just like immediately get out and they'regonna have He's already got a guy who's
offered him a job. Hey,you go get the training in the school
that you need. I'll hire youeven as you're in school. You can

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do some apprentice type stuff, youknow, some assistant type stuff, and
then once you get certified, asyou get your certifications, you can start
working for me and making money whilehe's going to school. And he said,
the money that he can make justwhile he's going to school will pay
for the school. Nice. Sothen you come out no debt, and
then you come out with a jobthat it's the way to go. It's

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awesome. Yeah, it is.Yeah, and like especially if you have
any kind of business mind because alot of these guys are not necessarily working
for somebody else, this company.A lot of them have their own company,
right. Yeah. I have afriend who has his own company.
He's an electrician and he makes goodmoney. Oh yeah, and his backyard
is so nice because he knows howto do so many cool Yeah. I

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got a I got a guy thatI know who is a who's a plumber.
This guy's got the sickest boat.Oh yeah. Yeah, so he
works his ass off, you know, during the week Yeah, and then
on the weekends. Man, especiallyin the summertime. This guy's boating.
He's boating now. Yeah. Soyeah, don't sleep on the uh on
the trade schools. Really yeah,it's a it's a uh what does it

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say here? They call it?The Wall Street Journal did a big article
here. So gen Z is becomingthe tool belt generation to a degree unprecedented
in recent times. Younger people arelooking at the trade So that's good.
That's very good because the rest ofus need those people. We need that
need plumbers and electricians and things likethat, especially in an emergency situation.
My god. See, I willdo a lot of like smaller stuff around

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the house, but when it comesto something like I'm not doing my own
tile because I'll mess it up,and I'll put the perfectionist to me.
I will notice it was something thatnobody else will notice, but I'll know
that I had to do something weirdto get that to work right, and
I will notice it every single time. But the one thing I will absolutely
never mess with electricity. Hell no, I know I could do it.
I have done it before. Andthen I'm like, what am I doing?

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You know, the basic stuff likeyou know, switching out an outlet
or something like that. I won'teven do that anymore. I'll do outlets
and light fixtures. No, no, no, turned off? No,
I know I'm saying. It's notabout that. Like I just go like
anything electricity. Yeah, I'm notdoing. Our buddy Trevor who does some
work for our show, almost hishouse almost burned down. Oh yeah,

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yeah, the the there was somethinggoing on. Then the electricians showed up,
went into the breaker box and theywere all melted, like where the
switches are. The switches were melted, and there was something because it was
like just tripping to the next one, tripping to the next one, and
it created this crazy heat. Hegoes, dude, your house could have
caught fire at any moment. Wow. So this is a friend of his
family, and so the guy's like, we can't have you and the kids

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and the wife and the house.You guys go he had to put his
kids up, Wow, somewhere else, like while he replaced the entire thing.
That's pretty scary. Yeah. Ijust don't mess with electricity man.
Yeah. The tallest skyscraper of theUS has just been approved for unlimited height
and it's gonna be located in OklahomaCity. Let's go about this. Yeah,

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plans were underway to make it onethy nine hundred and seven feet high,
but the developer just received the greenlight to build it without any height
restrictions. So you're gonna have likesomething that looks like something out of Do
Buy. Yeah. That's awesome,just right through the middle of Oklahoma City.
Wow. And finally, the FDAis warning people against diamond Shrooms brand

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microdosing chocolate bars. I heard aboutthis now medics and I have friends brand.
It's called Diamond Shrooms brand. Idon't know what the brand I think
it is. Yeah, is honest? Yeah? Off the is this a
big brand for chocolate rooming? Well, it's is it the Hershies of chocolate
mushroom shrooming. This brand is availablea lot of places. Okay, so

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tell me why because I may havetried it. Oh you did. Yeah,
I tried with chocolate mushrooms and itdidn't do anything. By the packaging.
No, this is a different brandthan what they do. Okay.
I haven't even seen it in thepackaging because a lot of times I see
them like break it up, ithas like almost like a like a gold
foil wrapping to it. Yeah,so the outside paper wrapping is gone,

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or sometimes it's just in a bagby itself, so it just looks like
chunks of chocolate. So if they'retraveling, like you know, flying somewhere
like wherever we're going, just chocolate. Yeah. And they've gotten my wife
to try it and she was okaywith it. Did it infect her in
any way? They say you feelhappy? Yeah, yeah, because I
don't mess with that. To me, it didn't do anything. It didn't

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do anything for me. Nothing worksfor Greg. I can't doesn't work.
Cold meta don't work even drugs.Drugs don't work. This is just chocolate.
There's no mushrooms. I'm not goingto try that stuff unless it's like
available at a dispensary. Yeah,could like shoot heroin and be like nothing,
man over. Yeah, doesn't work. A loted did nothing for me.

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It's morphine on steroids. Yeah,I'm not doing straight chumes, a
street chumes street. I'm not doingsstreet shrooms. No way. I won't
either do anyway. So yeah,Diamond Shrooms brand microdosing chocolate bars FDA has
a warning. Uh you know,they're designed to microdose mushrooms and small doses,

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but multiple people nationwide who ate thechocolate experienced seizures, depression, vomiting,
and abnormal heart rates. So theopposite of everything you want from the
right. Yeah, exactly, no, thank you exactly. I mean I
was tempted to try it, butthen I was like, you know what,
man, we were we were inVegas and you know, we're all

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hanging out and whatever. I'm like, this is the last place, Yeah,
that I would want to like experimentwith something with all these people around.
You want your first time to bea little more kid like, you
know, like maybe at home yeah, a little more relaxed. Yep,
you know at home, maybe thekids are off at their camps or something,
right exactly, Yeah, and I'mtripping balls on in the woods or
something chocolate mushardy out in the woodsor something, you know, wherever Aaron

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Rodgers goes one of those silent retreats, or where the hell it is cave.
There's a couple of things going onfor you this morning. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four,Woody. That is an eight seven seven
forty four Woody. You can setus a text and that over too,
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hour of that insensitivity training Free PoliticallyCorrect World you've come to know and expects
for your friends here at the WoodyShow. It's just what we do.
You know. That's right. Itis Thursday morning. It's June the thirteenth,
twenty twenty four. Woody. That'sRavy. Good morning. We got
Greg Gory. Hi, Menace ishere? What we've got Sea Bass?
There's Sammy phones are open eight sevenseven forty four. Wood You can hit

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some of the text over to twotwo nine eighty seven. More suggestions coming
in for what kind of tattoo Morganshould get. Have you been have you
been keeping up on the text andthings on social media? They're Morgan,
I've been seeing some texts. Yeah, and I'm thinking that anything that stands
out is like a little bit scaryto you. I would mention that I
would right away. Yeah, No, if anything, there's been some funny

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ideas I would like. There wasone I vetoed for you really. Yeah.
They came on Twitter and they senta picture with it. It was
this woman and she's laying flat onthe tattoo table. She's pulling her butt
cheeks apart nice and they're tattooing likein an arch above and then below her
butthole and it says have fun.Oh yeah, yeah, I said,

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I said, too classy. Ohmy god, we do better. Yeah,
we're not. We're not doing anythinglike. Well, I appreciate you
vetoing that. Yeah, I gotyou. The tattoos you already have,
Morgan, they're about the size ofa quarter, give or take right,
Yes, I would say that's thebiggest, Yeah, the biggest one.
Maybe they're tiny, so so keepthat in mind, guys, I don't
want something huge. You know,we can do bigger than the ones I

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already have now, but I don'twant, you know, because some suggestions
are just unrealistically elaborate. Yeah,I've been reading some of the texts.
I'm like, yep, I wouldpass out within the five seconds of that
because they're very you know, likea guy holding this and saying this and
doing that. Yeah, you know, I love the rip oj one.
I am welcome. If your suggestionsrolling in tomorrow morning will narrow them down

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to three. Morgan gets to vetoone, and then the listener vote will
determine which one she's gonna get.The will will determine how much she gets
for it and where it's gonna go. Morgan's dare four dollars love it.
Yeah, phones are open eight sevento seven forty four Wooding. You can
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven. We've
got a brand new animated podcast foryou. Animated podcast. There are tons

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of these things, so many.They're all there on our YouTube page YouTube
dot com Slash the Woodies show wherewe have a couple of animators who take
our segments some of the stuff thatwe do while here on the show from
the podcast, hence the name animatedpodcast, and they turn it into a
little cartoon episode. And this oneis all about roblots. I got a

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little conversation about Chinese company called Astrobot. They just posted a video of their
new AI robot menace that can helparound the house. Yeah. If I'm
going to have a robot that's gonnakill me, I'm going to have it
an American robot. Yeah yeah,that would suck. Your robot kills you
and then goes and eats all yourfood and stuff. Oh wait, like
for what purpose? If you lookat the sci fi around this, like

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an ex Machina would be a recentexample where this man creates a robot and
was he's having sex with it.I forget. I think I was like,
I don't want you to have sexwith me. I'm going to stab
you in the stomach. No meansno. You know when a kid becomes
a teenagers like, why do Ihave to listen to you? I'll be
in charge, right, So thenthe teenager would stay up late, have

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ice cream for dinner, drive theircars and smoke their cigarette. Let's yes,
have sex. It's such a highconversation. This is awesome new animated
podcast. You can find it rightnow to sit up our YouTube biling so

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YouTube dot com, slash the WoodenShow. There was just another story I
saw this morning. There is anAI powered candidate named VIC, developed by
a guy named Victor Miller who's runningfor mayor in Wyoming. And so now
it's the debate about the feasibility ofbots holding public office. Oh yeah,

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it says it listens to its constituents, promising to provide VIC with all the
necessary data, adding I'm just aconduit. This is a Victor Miller guy
who developed this. He says thatVIC, who's got the IQ of one
five, can analyze government documents moreeffectively than human officials and the goal is

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eliminating corruption. You know what,that doesn't actually sound too outlandish to me.
Meanwhile, county officials examining whether VICcan legally be on the ballot.
Wyoming law mandates that candidates must beregistered voters. That right there, I
would think, I think you'd beout. Yeah. Now, this guy,
I guess, I guess is VictorMiller. Guy. He could run

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and he could just say that he'sgoing to make all the decisions using AI,
like like I'm just gonna put allthe documents in AI. I will
do whatever it says, and thatwould be That would be the loophole on
that. I would think, Iguess, so, or just do it
and not tell anybody what? Right, Yeah, I'll check it out.
A story on how like they're usingAI to make traffic better, like just

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you know, just do all themath how to make people drive around better.
But it's up to the government toimplement it. And you know that's
going to take it forever. Youknow, don't have the answers, you
know. Yeah, well, yes, put AI in charge. That's step
one. Baby. Look, Ithink we'll all be dead, all of
this will be dead before AI killsus. Yeah, that's a good bat.

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I mean AI will wipe out humanity? Will it be our generation?
Yeah, that's my kid's problem.Let them deal with it. Leave the
shows. Who's getting I'm not askinundemanded, it's the Hoodies show. And
a couple of things that people aretalking about today. Number one would be
how Joey Chesnut and Kobyashi Air geta face off in the hot dog eating

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contest for a live special for Netflixon Labor Day, right in the face
love it of Nathan's. They're callingit Chestnut versus Kobyashi Unfinished Beef. It'll
be their first time going head tohead since two thousand and nine, and
back then, Joey Chestnut he's thewinner. He ate sixty eight hot dogs

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in ten minutes, Kobyashi ate sixtyfour and a half, and Joey's pumped.
Joey Chestnut says quote, Kobyashi standsout as my fiercest rival. Competing
against him pushed me to be somuch better. It's time to give the
people what they want. It wouldhave been cool, though, if they
could have pulled this thing together forJuly fourth, right, yeah, this
is Labor Day. Yeah, Well, you know, cool, not yeah,

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well, I mean, you know, I do understand. I was
even thinking about the date. Yeah, that's yeah. Maybe they're going to
try to make it like their ownthing, but people are still going to
go. I mean, everybody goesdown to Coney Island for the July weekend
anyway, it's always going to bea big, a big spectacle. What
was it the mustard belt? Yeah, for the uh hot dog thing.
I do think that's risky for hisnew sponsor. What the plant based whatever

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they are? Yeah, the impossibleDog. Yeah, the Impossible Dogs for
Joey Chessla, because what about ifyou, like, you put all this
money behind this guy and then thefirst event he does he loses to Kobeyashi.
Though it's not like he's losing tosome name. Yeah, that's his
fiercest rival, and they only willsee sixty four and a half to his

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uh or was it sixty eight?So I mean you know they're pretty evenly
matched if you take it. Lyeah's your first event. Yeah, impossible
dogs are going to go son ofa bit the wrong horse. Well maybe
Kobeashi's part of that. Maybe itprobably will be. Are these going to
be? They said, like,what kind of dogs? They're eating because

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they called unfinished beef, and sothey haven't said, you know, they're
going to be eating these Impossible dogs. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean, look, the Impossible brandcould have just paid Joey Chestnut just to
get all this press, because it'snot and that's all it was about.

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Maybe it's not like some big longterm thing. Maybe just you know,
hey, look you could do theseother I don't know. I have no
idea how it works, don't care. I thought it was silly that they
even televised the whole thing to beginwith. I couldn't believe it the first
time I saw it. I'm like, really, this is all ESPN.
But then it became a thing.It did it did No, I get
it. It's so get it.I couldn't Netflix though. It's just one

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of another one of those things likewhen you see corn Hole on ESPN,
you're gone, but then you getmesmerized by It's true. There's a documentary
Netflix called Hack Your Health. It'sall about your gut and how important your
gut is. They say that isyour second brain. And Kobeashi's featured in
it, and he's mega skinny,says he gets no pleasure in food anymore.
I think he was even going totherapy over it. Didn't like eating,

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didn't like the taste of food.And he had this some friends over
there eating. They said, wow, this is the first time we've seen
you eat in a long time.He would go days without eating. Oh
wow, So I'm surprised he's backat it. Yeah right, Maybe I've
heard conflicting stuff about the gut healththing too, like that's just the latest
greatest thing that everybody talks about.This documentary makes a really good case that

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sure, your gut is really yoursecond brain. I have watched so many
of these things, implemented none ofthem, but I've watched so many of
these things, and one contradicts thenext, one contradicts the next one,
and you watched them, go wow, that makes a lot. Oh yeah,
this total propaganda for whatever it's pushing, right, whatever the product is.
You know, you're just beating allmeat, nothing else, and all

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these food things, like we've saidbefore, changes all the time. Coffee
is so good for you, Ohcoffee? Well yeah, remember eggs Yeah,
oh yeah, they're back and forthand back, but they're back right
now. Eggs are currently good foryou. Yeah, but as I was
growing up, it was like,yeah, don't never eat an egg yolk,

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you know, right? Oh?And wine great for you, terrible
for you for yep. The otherbig story passengers on that city bus in
Atlanta, you see that I didn't. So there were texting loved ones because
this gunman had hijacked It was acommuter bus. There's like seventeen people on
board. He shot one of themwith the passenger's own gun. That passenger
died. Now, the douchebag whohijacked the bus, he was being interviewed

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by a reporter just moments before allthis happened yet getting on the bus.
Well, no, because there wasa shooting at a food court and this
reporter was talking to the hijacker,who had not yet hijacked the bus obviously,
but he was in the area wherethis shooting. Yeah, No,
he was not responsible for that.Is happy to be talking to him.

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Yeah. So here's here's the reportertalking about the interview with the hijacker before
he went on his uh, hislittle rampage. There we met a man
said he had come downtown to usethe bank that is here on this corner
and began to tell us. Hisaccount of the shooting. He was very
rambling and very hard to follow,and he said at one point that he

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had bipolar disorder and had been offhis medication. What we did not know
at that point was that mister Greerwas going to walk several blocks away and
bord a Gwinette County transit bus andhijacket. Yeah, geez. That goes
back to that thing we were talkingabout, like, do you ever wonder,
like how many people you've ever metor shook hands with that were someone

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who's murdered. Somebody say in yourlifetime, it's likely, oh I no
murderers, So yeah, well yeahyou do. But I mean they say
it's likely that you're at the grocerystore and you might have been standing next
to a series, right, andyou think about that. I just random
thought the other day, I wonderhow many people that if you if you
said their name to me, itwas clearly people I don't keep in contact

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with or having kept in contact with, who have died. Like you go,
like, how many people you've knownthat? Yeah, but if you
just said their name to because somebodyjust said the name to you, you
go, oh yeah, yeah,they're dead. What you know, like
death. Yeah, yeah, likeit could have been like somebody went to
school with, or somebody that youworked with at one point. Because I
was just having a conversation the otherday with a former co worker of mine.

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They go, you know, it'scrazy and we were talking about the
job that we had had and wherewe were working, and he listened off
like four people who are no longerwith us for all different reasons, and
it's like, wow, that's crazy. And then you cause you don't really
ever. I mean maybe Greg does, because he likes to stuff and think
about that stuff. I didn't.I think I know why I didn't.
For you what he is because thebig place to get notifications on death is

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facing Facebook. I've managed to stayoff Facebook the entire time. If you
want to stay updated, Facebook isa great place. Some ravy luck in
the news. Three people in Michiganwho call themselves the Breakfast Club. They
were announced as the winners of theeight hundred and forty two point four million
dollars powerball jackpot that hit earlier thisyear. Breakfast Club, so they finally
came forward. That is the fifthlargest powerball jackpot ever won. They took

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the lump sum payment, and afterall the taxes and everything else, they're
going to each all three of themwalk away with one hundred and one point
six million dollars all heck, yes, yeah, So that the eight hundred
and forty two became a lump sumof four hundred and twenty five, which
then, after taxes, became threehundred and five. So it went from

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eight hundred and forty two million tothree hundred and five then split up between
the three paid. Right, awesome, I'll still take it. But I'll
still take it. It's crazy howthat number goes from It just gets chop
shot a third and you end upwith a third, third of the big
jackpond. Yeah, a third ofa third. Yeah. And yet there's
people who say we're not texting notYeah. Where are those people actually?

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And I was shocked, really yeahwhat And these are people you ask,
Oh, do you send more everyyear? No? No, no,
it's the end of the school year. But here are the last couple of
pieces of schools. Oh I didsee pretty interesting? You know the kids
to the first graders from Sandy HookYep, they just graduated high school.
Oh wow, And there's all thesestories about them and they're talking about,

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like how weird. You know,it's been sure, you know, this
is always hanging over for the restof your life, obviously forever, but
like, wow, graduating high schoolcrazy, I mean were first graders six
years old? It's crazy. Imean you think about, like how fast
that time went. Yeah, exactly. School news. This middle school coach
in Michigan used a shirt to chokea student in the hallway. It was

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all caught on video. To thecoach, I guess caught the kid horsing
around in the halls and said you'regonna do some push ups. His punishment,
the kid's like, no, Ican't do it. I got an
injured hand. So the coach chokedhim with the shirt. Oh oh okay,
reasonable. Yeah. So not onlydid the coach get himself arrested,
he's been so fired. Meanwhile,some students in Nashville they were arrested after

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they stole a teacher's SUV. Theysaw the teacher had left the key to
her super sweet twenty twenty four HondaCRV right there on the desk, and
so they took it. But thenone of their own parents tracked their location.
Good told the cops they can gocatch and arrest them, which they
did. Good. Yeah, togo parent, Yeah, I did,
look, you know exactly. There'sgot to be consequences, of course,

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and I'm sure they're concerned about theirsafety. They probably would have ended up
crashing, yeah, or running fromthe cops, exact. Something more.
Yeah, phones were open eight sevenseven forty four Wooding, you can hit
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you do is nothing just chilling truetrue. The Woody Show. All right,
welcome back. A couple more suggestionsfor Morgan. All right, Uh,
I've seen this one before. It'sthe guy pushing the lawnmower and it
kind of goes into the top likethe the pube. But I'm sure the

(28:32):
pube situation might not make any sense. Is what are you doing mowing on
it? Exactly? You know.Yeah, So there's that. And then
I this one was funny. Youget Danny DeVito's face on your toe and
it's Danny de Vito. All right, that's good, Yeah, not bad.
Sounds intricate, it does, well. Do we know how good this

(28:53):
tattoo artist? Were very good.He actually tattoos celebrities. Oh, then
athletes that you've heard of it athletes? Okay? Uh? Email from a
Jason the o face of one ofthe other people on the show. It
be like, Greg's just Greg's orgasmface. Thank you, Jason Ramone.

(29:19):
Since Morgan is a new OJ fan, she should get a white bronco with
the words Daddy's juice wagon or juicewagon using the pimp my ride font show
growing up. Yes, I likethat idea. All right, that would
be big though. Yeah, thatwould be pretty well, it would take

(29:40):
time. I'm going through the email. Somebody named great White. Just send
us this, Greg. You'll likeit. You'll think it's funny. It's
just a boner. And then somebodydrew like on the on the helmet.
They drew like a happy face.Look how funny that is? Maybe maybe
like but maybe a tattoo of thispicture that? Okay? Yeah, what

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are you off board on Wiener tattoos? No, I'm fully accepting of the
Wiener tattoos. Okay, this isfunny. This is from This is from
Gary. Another email email at showdot com. Hoy, what do you
show? I've got an idea forMorgan's tattoo? How about a how about
some truck nuts? Hanging from herbelly button, it would look like a
permanent piercing almost. Bye, that'sfrom that's from gear Bear, truck Nuts,

(30:26):
truck Nuts. It's pretty cool,pretty funny. Yeah, cool,
that is cool, is what I'mgoing with. Yeah cool. Why don't
you guys get matching ones then?Because it's cool? Yeah, belly button
I'm sure I'll get matching. LikeI said, I don't want a belly
button tattoo though I already got apiercing there. Okay, how long can

(30:48):
women get away with a belly buttonpiercing forever? If you have a nice
body, Yeah, I think so, as long as your stomach is flat.
Yeah, if you're fat, youcan't. Sorry, but if your
stomachs flat and you're fifty, youcould still do it. I think even
Jennifer Aniston with a belly button tattoolook kind of silly at this point,
But then there's a hole. Yousaid, piercing. Piercing is different.

(31:08):
Huh you said, I'm sorry,with a belly button piercing would look great,
would look weird because yeah, sixty, she shouldn't be wearing crop tops
type of thing. But if it'sunder her shirt, she's in really good
shape. She's got a flat she'sa great she could have a but Sammy's
right, if you have had onefor a long time and you take it
out, you're gonna have a holein your you know, bell, which

(31:29):
will leave it in even worse.Yeah, more weird without it. Yeah,
six year old dudes with belly buttonlooks weird. Great. Oh yeah,
I get it because menace menace.I think Hain really not Haine.
But she's very manish. Really,Oh yeah, have you seen her lately?
Then I'm gay. I have seenher lately. She's hot and she

(31:52):
is a smoke show. Yes,she's very attractive. Yeah, anyway,
keep these suggestions coming in. Butlike Greg thought, like Courtney Cox was
super hot, I know, evenlike when she had all that crap in
face, she's good looking. OnHey, looks are subjective, right,
It's exactly people. They can bothbe attractive. They're both attractive. People

(32:14):
have found me attractive. Courtney Coxlooks better now than all her fillers are.
Yeah, she looks good, looklike skeletor For a while there she
did the most. She's the mostbeautiful one on the show, is she
Yeah? Definitely? Oh my god, there was a there's this woman and
you can see this on my Twitter. Woody s HW I posted it.

(32:36):
Uh, where the hell is it? Is it the most recent one?
Oh yeah, it's the most recentone. On my feet It just says
are you hashtag lies? This womansays that she's still getting asked for ID
at the age of fifty and it'sthe best thing ever at it? Yeah?
Oh please? Yeah she gets carted. No you don't, No you

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don't. There's some being nice.Okay, maybe somebody wants to hit that
from behind. Not only is shenot getting carted, she does not look
fifty, she looks older than shedoes. She has young makeup on though
in the sense of it's so muchand really only young kids put on that

(33:22):
much makeup. True. Now,if if you want to see the photo
again, it's on my on myTwitter. I realized this is radio and
you can't see what we're looking at, but you can look at it right
now. Just pick up your phoneand just go to go to my Twitter
at Woody s h w. It'sthe it's the it's the top post.
Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, yuck. Now, it's tough out

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there for short dudes. For theshort kings out there. It's a rough
world. Morgan says it all thetime. Women in general, they're very
picky when it comes to dudes intheir height. Morgan and her sister are
making fun of short guys on socialmedia. Oh that's right. What did
you say? Or what did yoursister say? We were just leaving a
grocery store, chatting in the car, catching up, and she goes,

(34:06):
you know what I do at thegym, Morgan, I put like the
little latch for you know, thefreeweight bar. She said, I put
it at the very top so theshort guys have a hard time reaching it.
Wow. I thought that was sofunny. That's hilarious. Wow,
my good. Well, in general, women think that a man should be
taller, and they don't want tobe in a relationship, you know,
where they're the taller of the ofthe two. I saw this great video

(34:29):
that this this guy. He wasgoing up the chicks and asking if height
matters, and inevitably they say thatthey does, and then he asked them
to do something. Check it out. This is really funny. Of course
it does step on the scale.Oh absolutely, you should love a girl
for who they are. That's true. So take it back. There,

(34:50):
I'm not taking it back. He'scarrying a scale around the height matter.
He like plops it down, hegoes great, get on the scale.
No, that's ridiculous. Oh mygod, doesn't matter. You should love
a guy for who they are,regardless of height. That's true. So
take it back. I'm not takingit back. Step on the scale.
I'm not stepping on a scale becauseI'm not. Okay, So take it
back. No, you here,you're ridiculous, and you care about You're

(35:14):
ridiculous. So does he matter?It? Definitely does it? Does?
It does all? And weight matters. So step on a scale. No,
I want to do that. That'swhy. What do you mean why
you're judging guys based on height?So I'm judging you base off weight.
Fair enough? Yeah, turning thetable both ways. Guys, that guy
shorty? No he was tall dude. Yeah, interesting, he's a tall

(35:35):
dude. When you get into thatthat point where you can't even make the
argument the other way because any guysyou know, just shut down and go
you're not even listening to me.You should love them for who they are.
Yeah, okay, Well here's it. Here's the thing. When it
comes to weight, Like, someonecan lose weight or gain weight if they
really wanted to, if that wasthe are you're too skinny, you can't

(35:57):
make yourself taller? Yeah, mybro is always going to be a short,
short kid, the short kill.Like we talk about the delusion calculator,
the woman delusion calculator. Like,so what that is is a woman
can put in all their preferences forlike how tall or what kind of job
and blah blah blah blah blah,and then and then and then it calculates

(36:19):
the chances or how many of thosedudes actually with true data, with true
data like from the census, Andlike a lot of men shouldn't like feel
down on themselves because they are inlike such a certain percentage of Like,
if you're doing well in life,like you shouldn't be like feeling bad about
yourself. If you're not a certainheight, you will find somebody of quality

(36:42):
to be with you. So don'tlike worry about maybe some dumb outside of
it. Don't you're making promises here, menace. It's true, just some
dumb chick outside of a nightclub andshe's than he is. Kind of put
women's weight on the same list.Of their clothing sizes, which always baffles

(37:02):
me. Oh I'm six. I'mlike, I think, what does that
mean? Yeah, and their shoesizes are weird. And then I was
talking to a friend the other daywho recently lost a lot of weight,
and she was so angry at herself. She's like, oh my god,
I had gone up to one seventy, And I thought, is that a
lot in the women's weight world.I mean, that sounds like, yeah,
not that short. And I thoughtthat that's a lot just because you're

(37:24):
a woman. One seventy sounds soskinny to me. What sounds like,
I mean, definitely skinny. Itdepends, but like I wouldn't carry it
way different than big cans or anything. Or yes, okay, well there's
a lot of weight in there.Five Yeah, of course it does.
Step on the score. Oh absolutely. I'm gumming up next on The Woody
Show. I don't know. Ican't predict the future, but maybe it'll

(37:45):
be something like oh yeah, wow, it looks so much bigger or something
much darker The Woody Show. Backin the bed he look help people with
food poisoning. Feel it has ahead wood shoe, And we're into another

(38:07):
new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world on a Thursday morning. It's
June thirteenth, twenty twenty four.Thanks for being here, everybody. I'm
Woody. That's Ravy. Hello,Greg Gorey, good morning, Good morning.
Was menaced the one the only SeaBass agent, Sebastia is here.
There's Sammy phones are open eight sevenseven forty four. Woodie. You can

(38:30):
hit us up with a text overto two to nine eight seven. We
got some immature replies to text messages. Greg's been working on those. Real
text messages sent here to the station, Real replies from Greg Gory right.
Going back to these listeners who thoughtthat nobody would actually reply to them,
oh the way that Greg's replied though, Oh were they wrong? Yeah,

(38:52):
so we'll have that for you too. In a historic vote, a two
year dispute has been put to bedwith the Southern Baptist Convention. We were
just talking about this rejecting a constitutionalban on female pastors. So yeah,
they're cool with chicks, right.Good, that has been settled there.

(39:13):
They're a big convention in Indianapolis.Also, that father in Oregon who drugged
his twelve year old daughter's friends ofthe sleepover sends to two years in prison,
but he claims that he only putthe sedatives in the girl's drink because
he wanted them to get a goodnight's sleep. Oh you could have done
better than that, right, excusegenerator. Yeah, I like fell into

(39:37):
their shake or something, you know, accidentally fell in. Yeah, it
was on top of the cabinet,you know. Yeah, I mean that's
not wrong. He just didn't wantthem to bother him, right, Yeah,
that's what we're talking about here,right, mm hmm. Is that
was that the intention or was itlike like a cree bird intention? Well,
you just' that's a big difference.It does difference. I know.

(40:00):
That's what I'm saying, like thestory you tell me, like I'm asking
any evidence of that exactly. Ohthat's your argument. Okay, I see
what you're saying. Yeah, okay, I mean because people have done that
where they give the kids like exactly, that's what that guy's saying, that

(40:20):
he got it but then don't havea sleepover. But I think they also
frowt upon that in the courts theydo the yeah right, yeah, yeah,
good old days. I see,Sorry, Sea, Bass, I
wasn't picking up on your defense.Yeah, no, I thought you were
just asking, like, what happenedin this particular case. I'm sure it's

(40:42):
I mean, well, I'm notsure, but I'm just guessing. Yeah,
he wanted them to just shut upand go to bed, So don't
let your daughter have sleepover if that'swhat you value. At first, it
sounds fun of games, and thenlike, oh crap, they're loud,
they're talking. Yeah, you can'tget through one night without Yeah, it's
one. You have to drug thembecause they're giggling. Oh no. And

(41:04):
while we're in Oregon, people aresigning a petition because they want this dead
beached whale on the Oregon coast tobe blown up, even though the last
time a beached whale was blown upin Oregon it was such an epic fail,
did not go out. It becamea meme. Right now, here's
some audio. This is from thatprevious try, the one that was a
big failure. I mean, listen, it's very old timey sounding, and

(41:25):
well, I'm confident that it'll work. The only thing is we're not sure
just exactly how much explosives it'll taketo disintegrate this thing. So the scavenger
seagulls and crabs and what knocked andclean it up. Our cameras stopped rolling
immediately after the blast. The humorof the entire situation suddenly gave way to

(41:49):
a run for survival. It's hugechunks of whale blobbers still everywhere. We're
car over a quarter of a milefrom the blast site was the target of
one large chunk. The passenger compartmentliterally smashed. Everyone on the scene was
covered with small particles of dead whales. Oh no, nollbow a quarter of
a mile Yeah, they want todo that again. A couple in Oklahoma.

(42:14):
They're facing twenty eight fellas, twentyseven life sentences for stealing twenty five
cattle and then selling them for aprofit. Wow, that's a lot.
Yeah. So you get this guywho's like and by the way, people
on the text are like, ohno, apparently the uh the sleepover was
the dad's idea. Okay. Soand then he's yeahadius for sure. And

(42:35):
this guy's getting there's no evidence hehe just he was dumb. You read
this the story he gave him,well he did. He gave him benzos,
which is okay, fine, thisguy's getting. This guy's getting two
years for okay, let's just saydrugging kids. Okay, we'll keep it
at that two years for that.Meanwhile, these people stole twenty five cattle
and they're looking at twenty seven lifesentences. Cattle russell used to be a
death sentence back in the West allthe time. I'm a cattle wrestler.

(43:00):
Yeah. They were also using astolen truck and trailer to haul them around.
A woman who was working as ahostess to this fancy restaurant in New
York City. She has been arrestedafter they fired her, and she was
so mad about it that she cameback later that night. She had disguised
herself in a wig, and thenshe dumped a full bag of poop into
the restaurant's coy pond, costing thousandsof dollars in damages, and then hopped

(43:23):
up on a table and started screamingat the customers. Also threatened to burn
down other company owned buildings, andshe also assaulted some female workers. Dude,
how great was this job? It'sa restaurant job. I like that
she came back in a wick.A. Yeah, and just in case

(43:44):
you hadn't seen anything about this yet. A Cincinnati Reds fan ran out onto
the field and the cops tasered hisass and he fell face first right into
the turf. It was awesome.You got to see. The audio is
not great because obviously it's from thestands and you can't hear the actual taser
ring. But this guy, Imean, he face planted so hard.
Beautiful photos of the running dude.Yes, let it stop. It got

(44:13):
rip so fun eight seven seven fourwooding. You can hit us up of
that text over to two to nineeight seven. Oh. Here one more
weird crime kind of thing. Moteland Omaha, Nebraska currently being investigated because
the police city leaders say this placehas just been a source of problems for
the neighborhood and they're under investigation forcode violations because the police got tips that

(44:38):
the motel night clerk was accepting groundbeef as forms of payment. I saw
that. How random and weird.Yeah, and the local police are like,
we're trying to get ahold of theMotel six headquarters to let them know
about it, to see if theycan do anything. But I guess it
wasn't illegal to do that. Ican't accept tray, I mean they could

(45:00):
if that was the hotel's policy.But something tells me the night clerk's not
the guy in charge of that.He probably doesn't have to say, right,
Yeah, he probably doesn't have tosay. But what they're saying is
is not illegal to do that,Like you could be fired, but he
can't be brought up on any kindof criminal charges. Yeah. I gotta
tell you as a person it's thebarter system. Look into it as a

(45:20):
person who's had enough interaction with theovernight hotel workers at the front desk,
because whenever we go somewhere and wehad to do the show from somewhere,
we're getting up in the middle ofthe night and we're leaving sometimes checking out
or you know, you got tobring a valet ticket to the front desk
because it's you know, middle ofthe night. Yeah, and whenever you're
dealing with the overnight motel hotel worker, it's always the missing link person.

(45:44):
Those are people. Yeah, it'sthe people that started maybe in a different
department. They're like, you knowwhat we're gonna give. We're gonna give
David try. Yeah, we're gonnaput with the front desk, but it's
going to be in the middle ofthat. I when Yeah, but it's
only the Woody Show, checking inor checking out the last hotel wood He
missed it. But this lady shewas she was obviously drunk in a row

(46:05):
and she like lost herself out ofher room and this guy was like not
understanding. What's not to understand?Yeah, pretty clear they had to get
somebody else to help them. Greg, you got ready with the Immaturrey applies
to text messages. Ready's I canbe all right? Well, he's gonna
need everybody's help deciding which he's gotoptions. We have choices, we do,

(46:27):
and so real text messages that havebeen sent here to the Woody Show.
Greg is going to reply to oneof them with one of these Immaturrey
applies. We get to help decidewhich one that's going to be and hopefully
ruined a couple of days. Dumb. Nice Back to the Woody Show and
moving right along here on your Thursdaymorning. You know, we all give

(46:47):
out the numbers in the ways thatyou can hit us up and be part
of the show, whether it's email, email at the woodieshow dot com,
calling in eight seven seven forty fourWoodies, social media of course at the
Woody Show. And then there's atext over to two to nine, eight
seven. We get a ton oftexts every morning. Most are pretty great.
Actually lately they've been pretty nic Yeah, people are you know, participating

(47:09):
and engaging, answering questions or theygot something really funny. But every once
in a while, man, peopleget really bitter. There was a couple
of weeks ago where it seemed like, oh yeah, we were reading the
text we got was some sort ofdouche. It's like late week too,
It's like a Thursday Friday. We'relike, this is not a Wednesday week
attitude. This is a Monday kindof very salty thing. Yeah. And

(47:31):
so, anyway, one of Greg'smain responsibilities, besides being the sexiest and
totally you know, the most intelligentperson that we have here, right what
keep going? Okay, sorry,too bad? Anyway, he replies to
a lot of these text messages becausehe is the most eloquent when it comes
to, you know, how towrite something back. He's he's very well

(47:52):
written. Okay, some of thesesome of these texts are just so off
putting and they hit Greg just thewrong way. He gets really immature.
He goes the opposite of his naturalinstinct would to be classy, and he
goes really immature. Gregg's immature repliesto text messages, and usually I would,
you know, be caping for otherpeople. But lately, like I

(48:15):
mentioned a few weeks ago, wehad that day of salty text which I
was questioning because nothing out of theordinary happened that day. So lately I
think the texts have been somewhat,for lack of a better word, normal,
Yeah, but I have gotten allthe shrapnel lately based on two things
we did within a day, okay, and that is my review of The

(48:35):
Big Lebowski and my reaction to deadCicadas. Oh yes, yes, yes,
yes, yeah, science of sebasYeah all right. So that's why
these rubbed me the wrong way becauseI felt like it was just my opinion
on the movie, and it wasjust my reaction to bugs because I hate
him so much more than anything inthe world. So the five seven five

(48:57):
texted first. Got this sounds likesomething Steve I would say to me,
what's that? God? Greg isa useless moron. The Big Lebowski is
legendary. I don't want to hearyou ever again during movie talk unless you're
just sneezing in the background. Iwould not use to be legendary, though
for the Big Lea you wouldn't usethat, right, No, it's iconic

(49:21):
and epic. So god, Gregis a useless war and the Big Lebowski
is legendary. I don't want tohear you ever again during movie talk unless
you're just sneezing in the background.I mean, how about if I write
back, I'm useless. You're moreuseless than a non binary tampon that one
of your best ever? Thank you? All right? Or or how about

(49:47):
look, Greg, you're only onthis earth because of oh wait, I
got look Rag, you're only onthis earth because of a penis sneeze while
your mom was riding the vein train. Okay, all right, because it's
you know, it's called callbacks.Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right.
So which one are we gonna gowith? Let's uh, let's decide here.

(50:08):
I think the first one is theclear winner. I mean, okay,
it's got to be a number one, number one. I think both
are excellent. Both are, butnon binary Tampa useless as a non binary
Tampa. That's so useful and what'sso topical and current? I was going

(50:29):
to say tamp but I don't.I don't want it to be we need
to hit you know, which onewould ruin a day? The first one.
The first one because there's also achance that they're very politically correct and
that really yeah, oh my god, yeah, it'll be crushed, and
therefore it's more useful correct those savepenis sneeze because just bring that back incorporates

(50:55):
the winner and the mom right,and both was kindly binary. Tampon and
there we go. All right,all right, one day ruined, one
day ruined, and now we're aboutto ruin two days. Okay, okay,

(51:15):
because the four two four wrote inI've never heard anything gayer than Greg
screaming at those cicadas. One theyare dead, and two it's not like
they were going to jump out ofthe box. I kind of agree with
this. One is fair. It'sa fair assessment of the situation. What's
the problem. Yeah, thanks forlistening. Get is that one of the

(51:37):
options tea shirt or something? Istill have two of these flying, Okay,
so I got to add more options. Thanks for listening. You're right,
thanks for listening to how about youJesus? Yeah, you're right,

(51:58):
Thanks all right, thanks listening.Yeah, how about option to LUCID valid
point number three sending you a Tshirt, or how about okay, they
scared me less than the thought ofyou shooting out of your mom's box.

(52:21):
Okay, all right, I'm alwaysgood for your mom's reference. Yep,
yep, it's been forever since thatclassic. Or you would hear something a
lot gayer if you caught your dadplaying his favorite games dung darts and tug
and chug. Yeah, du dung, I like that poop? Yeah,

(52:43):
yeah, I'm getting okay, dungdarts. Yeah, something a lot gayer
your dad play dunk darts again.Game? This is so good. I'm

(53:04):
just doing around it talking chug.Yeah, so I kind of like lucid
point. Thanks for listening. Okay, okay, well I forgot those are
in the thanks for listening, orthe that is a valid lucid point or
the dung darts. It's so goodcoming at you, I T shirt,

(53:30):
coming at you, valid lucid point. We're gonna listening. We're gonna need
your address for a prize and yourshirt size, please, yes, what
about you rave? Obviously, dad, what are you doing? What about
uc bass T shirt? T shirt? All that's what about you? Sammy

(53:52):
T shirt? All right, thereyou go, what Yeah, yeah,
valid lucid valid Lucid point. Thanksfor listening. We could just should we
just include all of that valid Lucidpoint. Thank you for listening. We're
sending you a T shirt. Yeah, what address? And your shirt size
and your here's Rady's number for she'sgive my phone number. Yeah yeah,

(54:15):
okay for dating purpose pad so no, because this is valid point. This
is why you need us but validand Lucid point. Thanks for listening.
We need your address for a Tshirt and by the way, what is
your size? Yeah, number,what's yours? Send it to her directly.

(54:37):
Yeah, I'll make sure we prioritymail that. So bitch. Well
that was a fail and they notruined. Still were still ruined today.
It was just yours my day.We didn't support you, Greg, Yeah,
all right, well there's a GregGory's immature applies to text message.
That was a first Yeah, ohman, I mean but did you I

(55:00):
mean, did you really read theirtext? So they had a good point.
I've never heard anything gayer than Craigscreaming that the cskadas they were dead
and it's not like they were goingto jump I mean exactly. Yeah,
all right, all fair, allfair, personal attack. Okay, fair
facts, fair this factional statement.We got more what he showed next?
Hang on next show. This isfun for a throwback Thursday. This comedian

(55:30):
her name is test Tregalis, andshe does this bit during her set where
she sings two words and the songyou think she's singing reveals when you were
born the generation test. Okay,okay, so let me them play a
little bit. This is this ishers test the lyrics, and then you're

(55:50):
gonna sing hey now all right,so it's hey now you're a rock star?
He now star? What was thefirst thing you thought? Okay,
smash Mouth, smash bar, Yeah, all star, sea bass. Did
you do you have any different butanything else? It would be other than
that? Yeah. Well, ifyou're sang all Star by smash Mouth,

(56:15):
you're a millennial, all right,like Greg and Raby? Yeah, noted
millennial? Millennial? Game on goplay last which smash Mouth had other singles
before this one? Which were theywere? They were like pretty popular with

(56:36):
the alternative and stuff, this oneand what's the other one they had?
Didn't they have another one for Shrek? Yes? Yeah, Believer? Yeah,
but isn't there like a hay nowlike a very like old school like
yels. Yeah, it's not notthe Eagles, you say, oh,

(56:57):
Beatles, Hey, Jude, heyU. And then there's Pink Floyd,
Hey, you don't dream It's right, which wasn't about I mean eye ten
years earlier. Baby right. Yeah, this was late eighties, late eighty

(57:19):
Right, don't Dream It's over probablylike see crowded House, Don't Dream It's
over. Wiki say it came outand nineteen eighty six, eight six.
Yeah, it was uh recorded fortheir nineteen eighty six self titled debut studio
album. Yeah, what a greatsong though. Now it's like hey now,

(57:50):
hay now, And that's what theaudience responded with in that Yeah,
you could hear like there were somepeople that were like all starring in there,
and then there were yeah, wellpart of the lyrics, and then
you're gonna sing hey now now therewas some other song in there that she

(58:10):
brings up. By the way,I didn't know the names or the artists
of either song of this. Yougave us a lyric, come on,
Yeah. But they were also sayingif he sang nothing, you're probably gen
z oh, like how Sammy iswith most of the songs that you know
both of those songs though, right, I had heard that second song before,

(58:31):
I couldn't have said any other lyricsbesides hey now hey now, hey
now, hey, hey now,and I don't know who sings it.
This was a round house for crowdedhouse. Yeah, hey now. For
me, I always think of HowardStern Hey hey now, hey now hey
now. I don't even know howthat started. I think about the Larry

(58:54):
Sanders Show, which is where hegripped it from. Yeah, I think
that's where he got it from,which would be what it was with Jeffrey
Temple ye tambour a sidekick, andthat was his now hey now, which
was basically mocking up Ed McMahon.Yeah. The other one, uh that

(59:15):
people are on the text of thisone. It was from Lizzie McGuire.
Uh yeah, song by Hillary Duff. I got what dreams are made of.
I don't know what the hell thatis, like, hey now,
hey now, that's what dreams.Yeah, hey man, of course you

(59:39):
know all about I know that LizzenMcGuire. One, of course, I
think that you are mid thirties.I would think that you're like maybe thirty
with your references. No, LizzieMcGuire is exactly my age, thank you,
I know, but like this show, I mean McGuire even Stephens,
that whole Disney Channel. Yeah,time was exactly my time period. I'm

(01:00:00):
the same age as Hillary Duff.See maybe I'm just like so out of
it that even my my references areoff with you know, mid thirties to
me would not seem like I wouldn'thave put you in that in that group
of people. I think you're thinkinglike the earlier thirties. I think is
more of the like Wizards of WaverlyPlace and those. Yeah, like I've

(01:00:22):
heard of that, I've heard ofthat, I've heard I've heard then.
Yeah, couldn't name one person init. Eight seven seven forty four.
We love him, but he's amonster. We don't care what he looks
like. This is The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is June thirteenth, twenty twenty

(01:00:45):
four. It's a Thursday morning.Thank you for being here. I'm Woody.
That's Raby. Hello, Greg Goryis here. Yeah, we got
menace is Woody. There's Sea BatYeah, Sammy morning. Phones are open.
Eight seven seven forty four. It'seight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us up with a textover to two two nine eight seven some

(01:01:07):
of the week in audio. I'mgonna have that here for you in just
a second. I do have somethingfor Greg Gory. It's an a babe,
Oh good grandmother in Utah. Hername is Catherine Cole. She just
graduated high school at the age ofninety seven. Wow. She was supposed
to graduate in the nineteen forty buther grandfather died and the funeral was the

(01:01:31):
same day as her final exam,so she ended up staying home to help
the family and never got her diploma, something she says that she has regretted
her entire life. Oh but she'sbeen volunteering at her local school there for
years and helping kids learn to read. So what they decided to do is
help her get her degree. Soshe'd been helping. What did she have

(01:01:53):
to do? Well, she wasall she needed was this one English credit.
So they figure out, well,if you're helping all these kids,
that could qualify for your English credit. So she was able to graduate.
Here she is the ninety seven yearold grandma who just got her high school
diploma. It's never too late tolearn. For as long as I've known,

(01:02:14):
my grandma has really impressed upon methe importance of education. The district
said, we accept her as agraduate. Everybody in the whole auditorium stood
up and cheered and clapp and Ilove this so much. She's an honorary
graduate since twenty twenty four. Thisis what I've been wanting all my life,
and I haven't been able to getit. That's my dream, honorary

(01:02:37):
graduate. Matcho Metus got an honorarydoctorate. I won't on from my college
so bad. In the Academy ofArt university credits short? Are you?
How many credits short? Are you? They offered doctorate's in film school.
No, not doctorate. Can't youjust get yeah degre degree? Yeah?

(01:02:58):
Yeah, okay, he was onecredit short. Yeah. I think it
was just like some English clashes,English class, poetic English clashes. But
everything else I did English class,all the production stuff he English. So
if you're listening, can I pleasekeep my degree? I've done enough.

(01:03:22):
Dude. There's this guy works forone of our other radio stations and he
just got an honorary doctor degree andhe changed his official company email. So
now says doctor, Okay, stopit. And this guy is so annoying,
he's so over the top with everything. Is he just pranking? No,
he's one of the dumbest people.And and so his his school gave

(01:03:45):
him this honorary doctorate and now he'ssigning everything doctor stop. Okay, I
want to do that, but I'lltake the degree. I'm looking at your
programs at the Academy and Art Menace, and I'm not seeing any doctorates offered,
you know, not just wants hisactual degree because he never finished.
Yeah, because I ended up juststarted working English. I didn't finish because

(01:04:08):
crash. Because I pushed those offto the end. I did all my
other classes. I never heard ofan honorary bachelor's Yeah, associates, I
want one. Yeah, please becool, thank you, I'll take it.
More. Academy of Art University,please get a Francisco look it up.
And it's just a film school orwas it film school within a college.

(01:04:32):
There was a film thing part oflike yeah, yeah, they taught
a bunch of other stuff, okay, like fashion design, all that kind
of stuff. It's art school.It's an art school, yeah, photography,
photography, but they made you takelike you know English English. Yeah,
yeah, they have a jewelry degree. Yeah, what if what if
they give you one of those thatdegree and jewels failed out of jewel interior

(01:04:59):
design? He know Gregs re enrolled. Yeah, Sea, that's what he
got today. In audio. Allright, Sammy, a little treat for
you. The Tom Brady Hall ofFame for the Patriots Induction. Big big
deal. They didn't Foxborough Place seemslike it was sold out. It's the
year of give it, give ittom Brady. The Joe, the Joe

(01:05:23):
treatment, not like the roast though. The roast was so good. So
I finally watched it all the waythrough. Dude, we missed so many
of the nicky Glazer jokes like thatgot all the coverage. There were so
many in there that never got anykind of shine. Really, I watched
that. She was brilliant. Thewhole thing was so good. Yeah,
he's got seven rings, well theeight if you count the one that Giselle

(01:05:43):
threw back at him. Yeah,there was just so many. It's like
one after the other. Was sogood. The way that she kept playing
back off of you know, burnsfrom earlier in her set, and it
was she was so fun as BertKreischer, Hey, Bert, I love
your joke. Yeah, it's supposedto stay on. I was crying.
They did bring a little bit ofhumor to the Tom Brady I guess a

(01:06:05):
ring of honor for the pain.What the hell is? Bill Burr showed
up and he wasn't exactly roasting TomBrady because I guess that's off the table
for this one. So that theydid is they showed photos of Tom Brady
with famous people, and then BillBurr ragged on the famous people that Tom
Brady was with, such as herewith Bond Jovie. Here's something you might
not know about John. He knowsa ton about football and came this close

(01:06:28):
to buying the Buffalo Bills true story, John, did you think that true?
You bought the bills? You're gonnahave to live in Buffalo with a
bunch of fat chicks and lake effectssnow. I think you dodged a bullet.
Buddy. You should stay in Jerseywhere you belong. I want me
going to the after party, allright. The crowds kind of like a

(01:06:50):
no, that crowd looks so boring. Because there was another clip of jay
Z surprise guest. It was likeso far you could even see if you
was there or not. You justthought it was like a DJ. And
then finally Jay Z walks to thestage. The crowd is just like on
their phone. It's Boston fans.But you think Bill Burr have already hammered.

(01:07:12):
I think, like you get hammeredto go to something like that.
That's the problem with Foxborough and it'sso far away from everything. Yeah,
it is takes forever to get inand out, but I mean, you're
not gonna stop those guys from drinkingand driving it. But no, those
were real men there in Massachusetts,a bunch of VIPs that are like not
phased by anything, so they're notexciting. So they have next to Bill
Burr again with a picture of aRod, who of course played for Sammy

(01:07:38):
Rod the Yankees, who, ofcourse Boston fans would then hate naturally.
A Rod, you might remember,used to have like frosted tips back in
the early two thousands. So thisis a Brady and a Rod in a
photo, and Bill Burr's take,Oh, here we go, Alex,
come on everybody, in honor ofgame. There you go, shirt topped

(01:08:03):
in hair highlighted. He's an Amihoney a couple days. Jokes never hurt
in Boston, all right, Sohot dogs have been all the conversations somehow
this past week few days news.So Joey Chestnut, he's out and he's

(01:08:23):
back in, but he's not quiteback in. Well. Someone who's entered
her thrown her hat in the ringis Paige Sporadic. Oh yeah, I
saw people the golfing tricks. She'sa cosplay golfer, was huge cans,
so she's very hot. She neverplayed pro, but she knows enough about
golf, and so she had men'ssix whole hot dogs in ten minutes.

(01:08:44):
I saw and she tried to eatingtwo it once, which didn't go too
well for her. She's done thatbefore. The horst part was just the
density of it. I had justso much in my mouth that I just
could not swallow it. That wasthe hardest part. It was like these
huge chunks and I didn't know whatto do. So that was not fun.
The hot dogs are making me justgag right now. Oh probably also
the first time she's gagged on awinner. I'm like Bill Burr right now.

(01:09:11):
Wow, nikes six entire problematic.Okay, here's a game. Somebody
right here is being evil and beingmean to a child. Okay, it's
a cruel. Person is absolutely justcrushing a child's dreams. The celebrity though,
So I'm gonna play the audio andthen you guys, guess what celebrity
is crushing a child's dreams? Allright, that's not fair. I know

(01:09:43):
who it is. Well, Icould tell it's basketball because you can hear
the basketball and then the little kid. Something terrible happens to that little kid,
and he says, that's not fair. You're an adult talking about it.
Is probably Caitlin Clark, that iscorrect. She was at a Habitat
for Humanity event. They had thebasketball court there because that's what I guess
Jimmy Carter would have wanted. Anddown it. Some five year old is

(01:10:03):
playing basketball. What did she do? She bathed the ball away, stops
sitting in his face. That's howyou teach kids how to lose. She
let him make a basket. Nice. He was very cool. I thought
we hated to pull these days.I know, but it depends on who
you are. Can't keep track.Yeah, for certain people, it's cool.

(01:10:24):
You can get away with pretty muchanything. Well, in this case,
I dare you for this next clip. Not to play this next person
because this is now minutes. Iknow you know this person. This is
the mute rapper from the Congo.Oh yeah, oh my god, I
saw this video. Yeah this isreal. Yeah, Vaughan turned this on
to his face, emc baba andwell legit mute we That's the thing is
there's people are doing looking into thisbecause he's either deaf and mute or just

(01:10:46):
mute. I don't know. Soimagine Helen Keller trying to wrap Oh you
know, it's basically what this is. He'd probably feel the beat, That's
what he's said. Sure, butI'm talking about like what actually comes out
of his mouth is lovely. Yeah, you're here in the Congo. The
official language is French. You mighthear some French because you see this is

(01:11:06):
mc boba featuring Paterny Maestro. Allright, and this is their song Mudo
k Kanta allrightre we go. Infact, I meant to send this video,
Morgan. I meant the sentence toyou because this is the exact kind

(01:11:28):
of thing that we send back andforth to each other. I say,
I'm gonna look him up right now. It's kind of like a Yoko on
her version of singing. It actuallysounds a lot like a slot machine that
I like to play, which iscalled what I don't know, but it
has like island themes. It's alot of screaming like that parrots. Oh

(01:11:51):
yeah, So well one thing,one thing I did send to Greg because
I know what upset him. Okay, always from People Magazine. Isn't that
a nice friend? You always?Because I know we'll upset well and so
we can ridicule it. It wasa People Magazine post, it says rapper
enchanting Dead at twenty six. Formerlabel former label head Gucci Maine says,

(01:12:15):
quote, we gone all miss you, babe, right, People Magazine,
Yeah, we gone all miss you, meaning we're all gonna miss you.
We're all going to miss you.We all's efficient language. We gone,
we gone all quote a modern philosopher. Yeah you know what he means.

(01:12:38):
What you means you need to useall these people were gone. I'm just
surprised that, like People Magaze,I could say, like tm Z quote
people do no. But it's likeI want to feel like people did it
as a goof like they put thatquote. They decided to put that quote
in They couldn't have just said thisrapper is dead Gucci Maine comment. You

(01:13:00):
know, they had to put ayou know, we gone all miss you
cool, we'll saying that we're going. It's just so dorky or I would
accept Gunna. It's being efficient.Like Bravey said, Yeah, I thought
you're fan. Oh, absolutely,biggest fan. Yeah he killed a home
invader. Yeah, I think youwould be. I'm a big fan.

(01:13:25):
That's what's up. This is thewell we're continuing on this morning with this
week and audio? What else youhave here for sea Bath and now what
do you are still on with gob? Is that correct? Yes? And
ozempic obviously was the big the topic. Yeah, South, I'm thinking of

(01:13:48):
maybe going to manduroor Manjaro. That'sa that's a different medicine. That's it's
something completely it's not Yes, it'snot trying or something. Sure, Oh
yeah, give it to me.I heard a fun term for people like
Woody who are using the weight lossdrugs and are eating through it. Right,

(01:14:08):
But that's the thing I'm really atone point I was, but that
ended. I am certainly not eatingthrough it at this point. But I
was talking to a friend of minewho was on willg be for a year,
lost forty pounds, right, andthen just plateaued like that was that
was it. And that seems tobe a lot of the stories I'm getting,
like I lost twenty five pounds andthen it's just plateaued even after I

(01:14:30):
stopped, quote eating through it.And then he went to Manjaro and then
he's just continued to lose a bunchof weight. So I have a consultation
with the doctor coming up anyway,just a regular you know, yearly physical
and I'll ask her about it.Then where can I get a crate of
Yeah, when you get that,and maybe and then maybe we will go
the weight loss surgery thing. We'llsee if you can eat through it.

(01:14:54):
You are called an ozm pig ozmpig. Oh. I like that.
That fits. I like that.Or as we heard in the South Park,
if you can just forget all aboutit and just say, well,
no, I I love being fat. It's the best thing in the world,
right, And that's the advice here. This is a fat influencer named
Abby hoy Greg. She's gonna tellyou what to do when that that pesky

(01:15:14):
old doctor says, hey, you'reeating yourself to death. Okay. Number
one, please advocate for yourself atthe doctor's office. Not everything is because
you're fat. Ask some follow upquestions. Number two, if it is
not medically necessary, you can declinehaving your weight taken at the doctor's office.
That's absolutely lou. You can justsay no, thank you. Why
would you do that? Why wouldyou being in denial? What part of

(01:15:38):
that are you not kidding? Thenwhy go to the doctor, because because
when he says, hey, you'refat, you should stop being fat.
I have some follow up questions.Okay, yeah, honest question. What's
the point of going to the doctorif you're going to Number one, we've
heard about people that lit to thedoctor all that Greg did once I did.
Oh yeah, I've been doing alot of walking. Well see your
phone, Greg, how many drinksper week would you say you have?

(01:16:00):
Like four? Well? The problemis if you don't go, you don't
have the story to say you can'tweight. It's still like, honestly,
honest, why why go in thefirst place? Why lie? I know,
I know, but just privately,you don't have to tell anybody what
the answer is. But that's thepoint of social media is you'd have to
tell everybody everything. Yeah, butwhen you're just sitting there alone, you're

(01:16:25):
trying to fall asleep, and nowyou're thinking like, yeah, I went
to the doctor day and completely livethrough my teeth. He wants me to
be helped, I said, Isaid, no, you know what,
I'm opting not to have my weighttaken? Yeah, why go? Just
don't even bother, Just eat yourselfto death and be quiet about it.
Well, because she's in denial aboutit, and she wants anything that's wrong
with her, she doesn't want weightto be the reason. So she's going
pretend I'm skinny and give me adifferent treat. Well, let's abby continue.

(01:16:47):
You can decline having your weight takenat the doctor's office. That's absolutely
loud. You can just say no, thank you. Your tummy is so
cute, jiggling fat, jiggling humanexperience. It is completely normal that you
are not the same size you werein high school. You're grown up now,
that's normal. It's a false Fatis a neutral word. People want
to bang and date and marry fatpeople all the time. You don't have

(01:17:11):
to lose weight to fall in love, and you do not exist to be
on a diet and to pay bills. So from an old fat to my
new fats, I love you somuch. Oh my new fats. She's
probably thirty old fat in my ass? Is that what she calls her fans?
Her fats sounds like it. Andshe by the way, she yes,
she's not the same size. Wellshe might be the same size,
she wasn't high school, but she'sit's a false argument because she's easily one

(01:17:33):
hundred pounds overweight. Oh wow,and that's that's her things. Well,
people still love you. Yeah,You're to die twenty and you'll die twenty
five years earlier than you would normally. Okay, right, you'll definitely find
people that I love you, butyou might want to be here a little
bit longer. And what do youmention the weight loss surgery? I heard
on the news this morning they didthis multi year study and that the weight
loss surgery is the most long lastingeffective weight weight. Yeah, obviously to

(01:17:57):
people like even ten years later,are like my sister, whereas other people
are my sister. My sister islike too skinny? Now yeah, the
lesbian not the not the thing.Yeah no, but you look at your
like, wow, are you healthy? And I don't know if she is
she might not be, but yeah, right, true, you look so
sick. Thank you. I don'tknow if you played the clip. But

(01:18:24):
so when South Park did their endof their obesity thing, they mentioned,
hey, you can either take thedrugs or pull a lizo and pretend that
it's what you that's what you wantto be. I'm not sitting here pretending
that you know the shape I'm in, which is round. Uh is good?
I know it's not good. AndI'm as angry and disappointed as other
people in my life are that Ican't just hold it together. I just

(01:18:45):
can't. And it's so dumb becausedonuts are good. They are good.
But I'm just seriously like you,Yeah, I guess people who are trying
to get off drugs or other things, I guess I've never really quite understood
when you talk about like a druga day or what I might go home,
you know, like you're lucky,right, But this is and people
have made the argument that it's kindof the same struggle where it's like no

(01:19:08):
matter what, like you think you'regoing to do something, or you try
to do something and you just can'tnot do it, or you just can't
get yourself to do what you're supposedto do. It's frustrating for us.
Every big event in life is centeredaround food. Yeah, you'll go,
what a loser? You're right,But honestly, like I agree with you,
Like, you're absolutely right. I'msitting here going what a loser?

(01:19:30):
Same thing, like, because youyou just can't not you know what to
do, but you can't do it. Now you're thinking about going and getting
surgery because you're so weak. You'reon or some kind of injection because you're
so weak. You know it's weak, it is weak. But that's not
really what addictions are about. Imean, if it is an addiction,

(01:19:53):
let's say it's sugar or something likethat, your body is literally craving it.
So that's why you're going what yourbody doesn't make your hand reach for
the snack cake. Yeah, LikeI know I should get up, go
outside, take a walk, orget on the treadmill. Watch an episode
of a Yellowstone. I shouldn't MaybeI should maybe not have the second ice
cream sandwich, you know, maybejust do something. And I know it

(01:20:13):
logically, yeah, we logically smokersknow they shouldn't smoke, right, idiot
idiot idiot idiot idiots all right,anyway, what else we got you make
funnel? Lissa real quicker? Ohsure, yeah, so this went when
south Park is when south Park madethat episode about Lizzo or about obesity,
right, and they said, youknow, you just be Lizzo, forget
about it and pretend it's the greatestthing. Ever this was. Now she's
she she took them down, thoseSouth Park creators. That's how she did

(01:20:35):
it, all right. I reallyshowed the world how to love yourself and
not give a These nan in Coloradoknow who the I am and put it
on their cartoon that's been around fortwenty five years. Oh oh, oh,
Liza bitch. Oh it sounds alittle butter she was. She was

(01:20:57):
find first into it. Yeah,she was fine at first, That's how
she thought it was funny. Well, now she said, basically, I
guess when she realized that more peopleare now laughing, because for a while
there it was man, you couldnot make fun or make any kind of
comment about Lizzo whatsoever. People wouldjump down your throat. And now with
this, more people are laughing ather, right, you know, and
so that's going to change her responseon short what that was. But that

(01:21:19):
was a version of when someone textsus something nasty and we text him back,
like Greg, go text him backand then they say, oh wait,
okay, yeah, you're obsessed withme. Much version of that.
It wasn't saying they're wrong and they'renot funny. It was you're paying attention
to me. I guess I win. Hup, yeah, okay, okay,
dumbass. This week in audio,all right, nicer audio here,

(01:21:39):
This is a man who was ina fire in Dublin. He was at
a hotel and the fire crews showup, and the news crews show up,
and this this man goes outside andtalks to the news cruise about how
he learned that there's a fire inhis hotel. Okay, witness on the
scene. When I heard the firealarm, I thought it was the clock
radio watch. Somebody had set thealong before we got there, you know,

(01:22:02):
like another guest. And finally Iwent into another room and it was
still buzzing. So I called downstairsand the woman said, in a very
calm voice, yes, we're rollof evacuating. You must evacuate right now.
Who is that? That doesn't soundlike an irishman to me? On
the scene. He's so nice ishe? Is he, Morgan? You

(01:22:24):
know who Henry Winkler is, right, the fawns. I'm sorry, I
was on the phone with someone.I'm sorry, Henry Winkler. You know
who that is, right, I'veheard of his name, but I do
not know who that. I'll giveyou a clue, the fawns. No,
hockey isn't a hockey player. Yeah, you got it right, Thank

(01:22:44):
you, Morgan. But is henow Ravy? Is he now that we've
lost Betty White? Yeah and someother folks? Is he in the pantheon
of cute old people that must beworshiped no matter what, like Dolly Parton?
And I know, I don't thinkhe's achieved that status. Really he
should. He should, I meanhe has potential to. Not right now,
though I share a birthday fun factssome pretty cool. I read his

(01:23:08):
book and it's great. I thinkhe should be on that sets. As
long as there's like, did youjust say Gavin Newsom? I thought it
was Gavin Gavin Rossdale Future don't beup. Sorry, as long as Tom
Hanks continues to hate him? Waitwhat yeah? Yeah one of those movies.

(01:23:33):
Yeah, as long as Tom Hanksstill hates him, he won't achieve
Betty White stad He's he's he wasBarry obviously was because wake Dog. He
like, he directed a bunch ofstuff. And then yeah, he was
directing Tom Hanks and something and theydidn't get along. Yeah, and it

(01:23:55):
still exists to this day. TomHanks got Henry Winkler fired from that job.
He only directed for like two weeksor something. Yeah. Fired from
directing the buddy cop film Turner andHooch, which starred Hanks detective blah blah
blah blah, still stay. Idid eleven weeks of preparation and riding,
Winkler says about the project, whichended up being directed by some other dude.

(01:24:16):
I knew this dog, the SlobberyMastiff, and I became friends.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Winklerwas asked if he meant Hanks, and
he responded, I probably do.Oh damn. Before he was fired from
the film, Winkler and Hanks hadan interaction with a fan that Winkler believes
caused a strain in the relationship andsays, this little seaside town the coast
of California. Looking at the location, a woman comes and says, honest

(01:24:39):
to God, comes running out ofthe shop and says Henry fawns, Oh
my God. And I say,and of course you know Tom Hanks,
the director of photography. When Iwas fired thirteen days in the filming,
I knew that this was going tohappen on that from that interaction in Carmel.
Oh, he's saying, ego,yeah, right, I feel like
if you sat them down with maybeOprah, maybe he's the only one who

(01:25:03):
could do they squash the speech.No. Even Ron Howard, because he's
friends with both of them, saidit was really tough and they would kind
of each vent to him, andhe was He says, they're both great
guys, two great guys who justhave different styles. They don't need to
be friends. Just where these seemedlike two guys who get along with everybody
super nice is probably the rub.Yeah, that's why this beef is so

(01:25:25):
odd. Right, let's go on. There's a run out of time here,
So what are this one's for?You? Eight? There? This
is a guy. All I knowis his name is Bobby Chambers. That
this is from like ripped off anInstagram story or something. Okay, Apparently
he lives in Chicago and came hometo find like three or four people robbing
his garage. He's got a gun, yes, doesn't shoot him, but
pistol whips them, Yes, knockstwo of them out cold, third one,

(01:25:46):
and well, the fourth one isputting stuff back in the guy's garage.
The fourth one is just lying screaming, crying on the ground. By
the way, pistol whipping hurts reallybad. Uh huh, here it is
Bobby Chambers. Look at everybody,that's gonna get me a bonner. Make
room, hold on. Just stealingmother right here? Then I caught stealing
dumb ass that look like you justbeat his my fast man people, mother

(01:26:12):
be smo the ass, say again, say again, Yes, that's awesome.
That's a loser with like green hair. I'm gonna go robbing today.
Rob you robbed the wrong mother etfort you know yeah, say again,
Yeah, look at this guy.Look at this still in mother right here.

(01:26:35):
Then I caught stealing dumb ass thatlook just beat his My fast man
is people, Mother be smo theass, say again again, Yeah,
I love it, Mom from me, bitch, don't go anywhere. The
Woody Show will be right back.I've had so many traits I couldn't even

(01:26:59):
tell you what I'm gonna double.Now this is the ra Show. We've
got time for one more clip.We're just going through some of the weekend
audio and there's been a lot ofgood stuff. People really like that last
one. So the guy that caughtthe thieves stealing from his garage and he
pistol whipped two of them. Theone guy's on the ground, he's whining

(01:27:23):
and crying like a little bit.Just stealing mother right here, then I'll
call steal hidumb ass, just beathis mother. People is again somebody said

(01:27:43):
they got a lady boner listening toother wo's gonna clip number seven here,
this one actually met us found.Okay, this is a mother teaching her
teenager to drive. Oh yeah,that's coming soon for me. And the
teenage girl is as you're about tohear, flipping out. Okay, so
what do you do? Do Youover the side of the road, figure
out what's going on? No,no, you pull your phone out and
start recording her. She's operating atwo ton vehicle on a public road.

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That's what it sounds like here.Okay, there's a line I don't know
where the love Thepartment. Okay,look she's driving. Meanwhile, her eyes

(01:28:35):
are like not even open uber forevershe never gets a license. This is
a person who does not belong onthe road. Overwhelming. I'm like,
why are young people not wanting todrive these days? And why are they
acting like this? While my myfriend's son just went and took his driver's
test and he failed it. Ithought only chicks did that. Behind the

(01:28:59):
wheeling. I went for my driver'stest. It was the day after Thanksgiving.
They were open and there were abunch of guys there for my class,
and I'm the only one that gotmy mind. Really yeah, okay,
no, because I have never I'venever known a dude who has failed
his driver's test, but I knowa lot of women. He failed it.
Do you know what this friend's kidfailed for? Just they failed?
Yeah, he was a little laxabout the stop sign, didn't come to

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a complete stop. Also didn't signalfar enough in advance signal, but just
not far enough in to dance aweek I know. But when you're with
the driving person, please stop atleast for the driving test. Nobody does
that in practical life, but youknow, when you're actually doing the test,
like that should be the thing Igot danged for. It was a
yellow light and I sped up soslowed down. I learned it from watching

(01:29:43):
you mom real life. Hello,right exactly, that just means speed up,
pass of driving age. No,okay. Oh, by the way,
So this lady, her name's TexasBree turned off the comments, but
then people started commenting on other photosof herse as she says. Updates says,
the comments are turned off, buty'all decide to comment on pictures of
my shoe because I wasn't gonna tellher. Anyone just respected my daughter.

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She has practiced many times. Wehad two streets on our back road.
She's a teenager and was nervous disrespectingthe daughter's disrespect. I wasn't drunk,
but her eyes were closed and she'sdriving ignorant. Yeah okay, And dude,

(01:30:28):
I saw a video of these eightyear olds driving in Oakland and they
were bad ass. Get behind thewheel. You gotta be confident. They're
back on my face. It's ashow, all right, Welcome back,
everybody. Yeah, everybody knows thebig story. Packers broken into the ticking
service for the gathering of the Juggalos. I know details on that in a

(01:30:50):
second, Welcome back, we arethe Woodie Show. It's a Thursday morning.
That'll keep you sticking around. Huh, you want to hear the rest
of that story, right, Imean, we're all planning to go oh
no, Sea Bass is going definitelyto cover the event. We're all planning
to go there and show everybody ourbuttholes. That's apparently what they do there.
People walk around and they'll say showme your butthole, and you're supposed

(01:31:12):
to turn around, bend over andspread cheeks butthole to people. That sounds
fun. Let's do that anyway.Welcome back, It's Thursday, Raves got
nerd now coming up here in justa couple of moments, plus the birthday's
porno birthday holidays all in there foryou. But yes, hackers have broken
into the ticketing service for the gatheringof the Jugglers, according to the comments,
and the article reads really funny becauseof the names of the people that

(01:31:34):
are involved here. According to comments, only a select number of people receive
the email, and it was apparentlysent from the email address info at Juggalo
gathering dot com and signed by RobBruce, who is ICP's own jump Steady
of course. Wow yeah, jumpwill Jump. So two insane clown posse

(01:31:58):
fans flips the unfiltered in Scytha,they discussed the matter and a YouTube video
and they praised Psychopathic Records efforts totry to amend the situation. Scytha noticed
that noted that Jump Steady has alist of everyone who was affected by the
hacking and has reached out to allof them. Wow, okay, stupid.

(01:32:19):
This year's gathering is still set forAugust fourteenth through the eighteenth at Legend
Valley there in Thorndale, Ohio.Look at these hackers trying to get blood
from stones. They know where thebig money is. Oh yeah, And
apparently it was something like, ohhey, reach out to PayPal and whatever.
But the whole thing was they changedthe PayPal thing, so it was

(01:32:41):
going like right to whoever this person'sbank account was. Oh wow, another
dudes, Two original Fraser cast membersare going to be showing up on the
second season of Fraser. Really wellthe new Fraser. So welcome back to
kacl's sports host Bulldog Brisco and GilCusterson of course, was the host of
Restaurant Beat there on KACL. That'svery exciting. And the budget cuts.

(01:33:05):
They don't skip anywhere, ladies andgentlemen. Seth Myers is losing his late
night band. No, that's weirdbecause of budget cuts. Wasn't like Fred
Armisen, like the drummer for thatband when he first started on and off?
Yeah? Yeah, I think Ihave ever watched that show, and
I'm honestly I'm surprised, like otherthan like Jimmy Kimmel and you know,

(01:33:29):
fallon like those guys. I'm surprisedthat any ones that come on after that
are still on the air, likethe late late ones. I mean CBS
got rid of theirs in place ofafter after Midnight. Yeah, I mean,
have you ever seen the numbers forthe actual Tonight Show or Jimmy Kimmel
Live. I mean probably terrible,the minuscule Yeah, minuscule, It's crazy,
Seths once in a yeah, BlueMom, maybe once at every six

(01:33:55):
months, I'll see a clip aclip. But I'm saying the people who
are tuning in and watching the show, which is what the advertisers want,
you know, So I I hateto say it, but I get it.
I mean, how do you paya band? They're probably they're probably
as much money tied in the bandas there are dollars coming in for the
advertising at that late at night.And then at this point I'm like,
seth, just move on to anothergig, right, yeah, just go

(01:34:17):
away. Yeah, but i meanthink about it. Late night TV at
one point in time was musty TV. Oh yeah, heck yeah yeah,
but those times have changed. Imean, look at our industry. Oh,
you know a lot of people listenlive just because of the life style
part of it, meaning like theroutine of waking up right, getting in

(01:34:38):
the car. But then once you'reat home or once you're in the office,
maybe you're streaming something at work,you know, or you're listening to
a podcast, which is why wedo the full show podcast. So we
put content out there, but it'snot necessarily intended in the way that you
know, the company is now doingthings. It's not just based on AM
and FM. It's based on contentand putting it on digital and putting it

(01:34:59):
on video. So you create thiscontent, it goes on all these different
platforms and they make money by sellingadvertising within those platforms, and so it
still works. How do you makemoney if you're I don't know, Jimmy
Fallon or Seth Myers in this case. And let's just say you have some
clips that you know, get pickedup or whatever. I mean, your
YouTube page gets a bunch of right, That's what I'm saying. Like,
you know that revenue, that thatwhole model is a little bit different.

(01:35:21):
Yeah, but yeah, times theyare changing, They are changing, all
right. See what's going on theworld of nerds, the nerds nobody,
This is nerd with Bravy. Allright, ight, what you got for
you know, it's not changing thefact that it's Boner June and it's coming
right at you on Prime Video today. The first three episodes of season four

(01:35:45):
of The Boys. Now some headlinesI have pulled off of the reviews.
One calls it a diabolical slow burn. Someone says season four it's extra brutal.
Someone says the Boys' latest season isits best yet. Showrunner Eric Krikey
is it again by it, Imean he's managed one of previous seasons.
And one says it just wouldn't beThe Boys without extreme violence, senseless nudity,

(01:36:09):
saying and while the shock value isn'tas intense this season, its flagrant
charm is still present. Now Amazondid make it official that season five will
be the final season for the Boys, So a few things here in season
four are gonna be setting up thatfinal season. But Amazon is gonna stay
in this business. They have TheBoys spin off jen V and events from

(01:36:30):
that show effect season four, sohopefully you check that out, and they're
developing other Boys related programming as well. Now, there were very loud rumors
the Taylor Swift was gonna be showingup at Deadpool and Wolverine as Dazzler.
You know, Dazzler Rag. Dazzler'sa mutant that can manipulate sound into light.
Well, Entertainment Weekly learned exclusively thatthat is not gonna be a thing.

(01:36:54):
The rumor mill went nuts last Octoberwhen Ryan Reynolds and he Jackman We're
seeing in Luxury Box at the ChiefsJets game. Director Sean Levy was there
as well as Taylor Swift. Here'sthe thing. Reynolds and his wife,
Blake Lively have been friends with Taylorfor many years, and Levy and Swift
go way back as well. Hewas her father in that self directed video

(01:37:15):
for the All Too Well Saw.She did like a little short film for
that exactly, and they just hangout and the rumors went from there,
so their presence at the game shouldn'thave been such a surprise, right.
So, but in the months since, Levy and Reynolds have just been pit
being coy about it, and nowLevy has come out and said he kind

(01:37:38):
of regrets doing that, like heshould have just addressed it then, and
like, no, we're all friends, we've known each other for a long
time. Well let their let meso now maybe Taylor fans have bought tickets
when they went on sale. Nowthey're gonna go and there's no doublas.
Yeah, there's waited a couple ofweeks after they went on sale to addressing
right exactly. We just talked aboutPaul Giamanni agreeing to be the lead in

(01:38:01):
Hostile, the series that Eli Rothis developing, and now he's signed up
for Star Trek. He's gonna beplaying the villain in Star Trek star Fleet
Academy, the roles being described asa man with an ominous past with a
connection to one of the show's cadets. So Giamanni the second actor cast in
Starfleet Academy, along with Holly Hunter. She's the captain and Chancellor of Starfleet

(01:38:25):
Academy and this show will someday beon Paramount Plus. I'm raving for more
nerd stuff. Check out the nerdnod podcast at the Woody Show dot com.
Nerd I thank you very much,Rabels, you got it, dog.
I was looking at the holidays.There's nothing really all that. I
mean, World Softball Day, InternationalActs Throwing Day, National Sewing Machine Day.

(01:38:47):
All right, so I mean forskill time for the birthdays shown.
Its shimmy, We're gonna sit andyou know you don't get all right,
the celebrities will start there. Happybirthday to Chris Evans, who is forty

(01:39:08):
three. Nice today, and he'svery hot. Okay, Chris Evans is
very hot. Wait is he theone that looks like he's a homeless guy?
I know Captain America. Does helook homeless? Oh no, never
mind, that's another guy in CaptainAmerica. Definitely not. That's the other
dude. Jim All is seventy oneyears old today. You got Rivers from

(01:39:29):
Weezer, who is fifty four.He's a Harvard graduate. Everybody knows that.
Yeah. Let's see. You gotSteve O from Jackass still alive.
I'm fifty years old today. Yougot Mary Kate Nashley Olsen, who are
thirty eight? Wow, which isweird because I remember when there was those
like countdowns to when they were goingto turn eighteen. All these creeps,
like all these dudes have these likeOlsen twin countdowns. Yeah, so weird.

(01:39:53):
I wonder why they never come outanymore. Yeah, hard to believe.
Oh so it's Chris Pine and Iwas thinking about Pine. Look up
Chris Pine today. Yeah, Iknow why he has a weird way pine?
Oh was he in the American Piemovies? That guy, Chris Klein.
Christine, give me Chris, there'stoo many Christmas. You got Hannah
Storm, co anchor of Sports Centeron ESPN, who is sixty two years

(01:40:16):
old today, and say we gotAli Sheety from the Breakfast Club and almost
she's sixty two. And then aCat Dennings nice it was thirty eight years
old. She had oh, twoBroke Girls, she was in Two Broke
Girls she was as well. Yeah, then Dolph speaking of Bally Sheety,
I think that documentary is out todayon who is About the Brat Pack?

(01:40:39):
Yep. She's also married to uhthe uh the Great song, the Friday
theme song Guy Andrew w K Yes, oh okay, is that right?
Fun facts? I know fact abouthim? Just their name. Your porno
birthday today is Tara Lynn Fox andshe has been entered more than the Publishers

(01:41:00):
clearing House sweepstakes. Maybe. She'sbeen in four twenty movies, four fine
adult films, including Greetings from Harryville. She was in Brown Eye Buffet volume
two, also Masturbation Nation volume sixand nine. She was in Face Paced.
I wonder what that's a all right? She was also in My Daddy

(01:41:21):
Got a Big Fatty, Oh God, ohoy, and Lucky and who can
forget her? Unforgeta her role inRectel Romance. I can't forget. Yeah,
it's Tara Lynn Fox who's thirty fouryears old today. She's a real
classic wall forgetting right. And thatis your part of birthday, your celebrity
birthdays. And that is a Thursdaymorning look at what is happening in the
world of nerds with your nerd andout report. It's like, give me

(01:41:45):
all the face past. You knowright, We're gonna take a quick break.
It's more Thursday. What does showfor you? Next? Hang on
the Woody Show. We'll be backin a sec Buila wouldn't approve The Woody
Show. And that's it for Thursday. Cool. So after this the pre
of pre Friday will be gone Tomorrowand actual Friday. So yeah, let

(01:42:10):
me tell you we can find onthe Thursday podcast brand new animated podcast.
We just debuted that, which youcould see. I'll have it the links
and everything else on our social mediaat the Woody Show, but on our
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It's all about menace in roadblots lots. Also today on the podcast, Greg's
Immature applies to text messages, alwaysfun, always wildly immature, real responses

(01:42:36):
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Also the trending news headlines, rabies, nerding out, the Porno Birthday and
more, all on Thursday podcast.Just hit up the woodieshow dot com.
As we already said, tomorrow,actual Friday and Friday on The Woody Show,
of course the Friday Fail stories.We're gonna get the result for the

(01:43:00):
Morgan's Dare for Dollars decision time onthat will narrow it all down. You
guys will vote for which one whichtattoo you think she should get Also,
our dumb Ass contest will be thedu iq that and anything else that we
could do to get through the morningand into the weekend as quickly as possible.
It's happening tomorrow Friday here on theWoody Show after ours voicemail of course

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available for you to leave anything yougot between now and then eight seven seven
forty four. Woody and has mentionedour social media find us there at the
Woody Show. Raby, mensc BassSam anything you like to add no Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom please.Yeah, you feel like you have a
lot more when you want a lotless, like what I want more?

(01:43:46):
If you don't say you want moreof that, you actually want less of
well no, Like, this iswhat I always say about people are so
obsessed with just getting stuff. Uhhuh, you know, just on the
get buying stuff. Yeah, andwhen you're not obsessed with that retail therapy,
you feel like you have more youdon't need it. I see,
you know what I mean. Ilove to shop, purge and buy.

(01:44:10):
And that's my wife and she purgesjust so she can get more stuff.
Yeah. Yeah, although like apackage came to the house the other day
that had my name on it.Whoa, And I was like, what
that's rare, Oh my god,that never happens. Like when you were
a kid and there's a piece ofmail with your name on it because you
never got it. Yeah, itwas like a birthday card or card from

(01:44:32):
Grandma something like that. And youcan shake upside down and see what kind
of cash fell out. Yeah,I would say ninety percent of the stuff
is not for me. Thank youvery much, Greg gorm what. Thank
you so much for giveing the whathe show some of your valuable time this
morning. You know what. Iwould appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys could suck it.Catch you back here on Friday. Have
a great day, s MD doubleM. I quit this bitch.