The Woody Show June 18th 2024 Podcast

Local News Story Of The Day, Food News, Hot Dogs & More!

Episode Transcript

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See this is the dune to thegraphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies? What day theWoody Show? This is the Woody

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Show. Insensitivity Training class is nowin session. Hey, good morning everybody.

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Morning. What today's Tuesday? Itis June eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
Hello and welcome. Thank you forbeing here and giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. Iam Woody. That is Raby. What
we got Greg Gory? Would menacehere? What is up? Woody c
Mass? We got Sammy Bort,Caroline our current employee of the month.

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Carolina's here, Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer, and of
course our VIP our guest of honor. You and you can be a part
of anything you'd like to on theshow this morning, or you know what,
nothing at all. Yeah, youcan just sit there and listen a
little wallflower. If you want toget involved, call in eight seven seven
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seven forty four. You can alsohit us up with a text and your

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text over to two to nine eightseven coming up on the show for you
today. You know, Joey Chestnut'snot participating in the Nathan's fourth July hot
Dog Eating Contest because you signed thatdeal with you know, the Vegan hot
dog people. So today we're figuringlike, well, you know, they
got to find the next Joey Chestnut, or what if we could do something
else. Let's let's let's think aboutwhat else we could do with a hot

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dog eating and you know one ofMENACE's favorites, he's got that legendary recipe
I do. Like if you're havinga party, you got to bring men
Is Wieners. Yeah, you doto your party. And the secret ingreded
they're basically like barbecue cocktail weenies.Yeah, you get a little smokies and
then you get your basic barbecue sauce, you know, store brand, But
what's the secret ingredient. The secretingreen is the Grand Branberry craner but it's

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yeah, it's not like only delicious. Yeah so good. Yeah, you
gotta get the chinky cranberry sauce.And you would think it would get yeah,
the jelly stuff and you would thinkit would get lost in there,
but it's really good. We havea whole lot that was in fact,
that was the beginning. That wasthe birth of the Menace Cooking Corner,
and he showed us how to makethose those cocktail weenies. So we have
the little cocktail weenies and little pieceslike buns, and we're gonna have our

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very own hot dog eating competition,complete with prop bets. Wow, because
you know how much we all lovegambling around here. Yeah, which means
I'll lose because I don't I don'twin when it comes to gambles. Menace
Chestnut, Yeah, John, plussome what show food news for you today?
Sea Bass has the local news storyof today, plus some of the

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other trending news headlines. We gotravey'es nerd and out. Also the Birthday's
port of Birthday and more here todayTuesday on The Woody Show. Yeah,
the phones are open eight seven sevenforty four Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding up with the textover to two to nine eight seven.
Now, if you're ever in Minnesotaand you get pulled over by the cops,
there is a new law that bansthem from asking do you know why

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I pulled you over? Right?Yeah? I thought that was maybe nationwide
by now. But you know whywhy? Because we live in a world
that wants to make things easier onpeople who break the law and harder for
people who enforce the lass, LikeI'm sorry, I was thinking out loud
there, my bad. I'm sorry, Greg. I can tell you I
found it. Say why by aguessing game to say I pulled you out

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for this? Yeah, all forthis. They can't just pull you over
and then search for things to togive you tickets for. Well, according
to the State of Minnesota, theydon't want people making spuntaneous confessions. That's
better. Okay, you know Ipulled you over, Yeah, because I
murdered my brother because I'm majorly drunkright now? Yeah? Is it all
the drugs in my trunk six hundredpounds of meth I have? Yeah?

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And they don't want officers asking peoplequestions except in a formal interrogation type setting.
So the police they have face pressureto ban all pretextual stops, which
is where a coup will pull youover for a minor infraction, you know,
to talk to somebody and then conducta search. Now which those are
still allowed, but now the officerhas to admit at the start that it
is something minor and then not askopen ended questions exactly for now, there

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aren't any consequences for any cops whocontinue asking do you know why I pulled
you over? They don't even havelike evidence thrown out after they ask,
So it sounds more like it's justsymbolic more than anything else. But you
should be all for this one,Yeah, because of your fears of being
wrongly accused of something. Yeah,I know, but if I didn't do
anything right, My fear is thatI really didn't do anything. There is

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no evidence whatsoever to really support it. It's all circumstances. But let's say
you were really not speeding and theysays, do you know why I pulled
you over? And you say,was I going too fast? That's you
know you? I'm with menace.Don't play games. Just say hey,
I pulled you because you're going eightyor your tail lights out? Yeah,
something like that. Yeah, andthis will help great because Greg's usual response

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is because you're a power stop powerstar star pig right, yeah yourself and
die Yeah yeah what Greg says?Yeah, so this is really gonna help
Greg, It will Yeah, Greg, why didn't you share any stories we
were talking about, like going tojail and what it's like, how did
you have so many questions somebody who'smouthed off of the cops and gone to
jail at least a few times.I know, because my stays were just

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so, you know, status quo. Yeah, oh, here's Greg again,
power starved. Hey. By theway, we we got some feedback
from people some other stuff to followup with on that whole question, Tales
from jail. That was fascinating.Yeah, that's really interesting stuff. And

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you know, because Greg had beenwondering, like, well, people who
have been to jail, he hadquestions about difforting and so SeaBASS put that
whole thing online where asking, hey, have you been to jail? Do
you have any interesting stories things thatyou saw while you were there while you
were locked up, And we gota bunch of people that had hit us
up and we had them on theair, and then also people texting over
like this one came through it said, I've been to jail enough time to

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tell you that I wouldn't wish iton anyone. I still though, break
up ramen on the floor. Theymake spreads in jail, as we've heard,
Oh yeah, many with several ramennoodles cooked in the shower. Water
and put food from lunch and dinneron it, like giant ramen pizza.
Usually they break up the ramen whileit's still in the package by slamming it

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on the ground. Turns out,honestly, best way to do it,
makes sense. Another text here itsays my co worker used to work in
a prison and told us a storyabout how the prison dentist wasn't actually a
dentist. The inmates complained for monthsthat the prison dentist didn't know what he
was doing and dreaded having to goin there for anything. Wow. Well,

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one of the corrections officers had atoothache went into the dentist. The
dentist ended up drilling into his jaw. Wow. Long story short, An
investigation was started and the dentist thatworked at the prison for four years wasn't
actually a dentist. Oh my god, Oh my god, god. Yep,
and he made that scam last foryears. Yeah. Eighty five six

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says I was in a prison inPennsylvania. One of the wildest things was
basically was seeing basically giant warehouses insidethe prison, shirts, underwear, boots,
all kinds of stuff that was maderight there. Do you ever see
the Guilden brand clothes in Walmart.Guilden Yeah, I've seen that. That's
really Chief Resident made by inmates.Weird. Yeah, who knew? Yep.

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I've been to both county jail andstate prison. If I had to
choose, I would one hundred percentrather go to prison than be in county
jail. Really, in jail,you're in your cell almost all the time,
where you have much more recreational timein prison, and you also get
your own TV in prison. Ohwhy what on her? I know,
back to that initial text, I'vebeen to jail numerous times. It wouldn't

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wish it on anyone. Yeah,he'd be stop going on like, whatever
you're doing, don't do it?Yeah doing it. I've done so many
times. Guys, it's terrible.But I keep on breaking the law.
Yeah. Oh you know what happens? Oh shucked? Yeah, you just
trip and land in jail. Yeah, whoops. After hours voicemail sent in

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on the topic eight seven seven fortyfour What are you after hours? Voicemails
anytime after ten am. Same numberthat you call in with during the show,
you can call after the show anduh, here's a message that we
got on the topic yeah, I'mcalling on the jail topic. I was
in jail in the eighth five andthere was this little person. He was
a midge. He was from alocal gang, and he had a big

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old tattoo on his chest in hisback, and it was time to go
night night, and they were gonnatuck us all in, and this little
guy ran from cell to cell,hiding under bunks and behind doors and stuff
for like two hours and they hadto lock us all down. It was
hilarious, just this little gangster,hilarious running around little fella. You know,

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I guess after all those times peoplecall you little fello, you probably
get pissed. Yeah, I thinkso. Yeah, here's a guy who
never ended up making it to thejail. Guy in Florida went in to
rob a bank, never left alive. I saw the video of this dude.
It is sweet. So he washolding a couple of the employees hostage.
Swat team comes in try to negotiatewith the guy, but then he

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put a knife to the throat ofone of the hostages, and a sniper
on the swat team took this guyout with a single shot that went through
a computer screen and right into thefour ahead of this prick. Whoa.
I mean it was such a tightwindow that he had to work with,
Not to mention this computer screen thatwas in the way. It was incredible.

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Wow, yeah, just beautiful shot. You could see it. There
was a video of it on TMZ, which is where I watched it like
a hundred times at least. Really, So, how was the computer screen
positioned? Was it just high up? Was he ducking down? No?
So picture you know, like you'restanding at the at the bank, you
know, the teller line right,and so there's the the counter which is

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about what almost chest tall, andthen behind the counter there's the computer.
So it was the back of thecomputer screen. This guy was behind the
counter in the area where the tellerswere. He had both tellers, he
had one to his right, theother one he was holding with his left
hand around her head and had aknife to her and so he was right
between and he had the you know, the the hostage with the knife right

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there. Wow. I mean,this bullet probably went I don't know six
inches from her right into this guy'sforehead. Whoa, dude, it was
an amazing shot. Damn. It'son TMZ. You can impress you can
check it out Florida swat team bankcostage, look for it search bank.
Yeah. Never made it to prisonthough, so he never got to experience
you know, back spreads. Somethingtells me he's been there. Yeah,

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probably, yeah, probably. Allright, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven.
We got some more Woody Show foryou. Next, hang on, more
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Yeah, a quick little stack beforethe show. Come on at Cambria
Hotel, Pittsburgh this Saturday, fiveuntil six thirty with the Woody Show,
The wood Show, and We're intoanother new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's June eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

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I'm whaty that's ready? Jeah,there's that Greg Gory good morning,
good morning to you. Good morning. Woody Sea Mass is here strolling casually
like a g into the studio,ready to go with some local news story
today. What they actually cleaned theglass doors if they're woak two weeks?
I know, right, the monthlycleaning monthly never really noticed all the smudges

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and I really didn't. Yeah,of all people, but the almonds were
called. I was. I wasover the weekend. I was looking for
dry erase markers. So I wantedto do a water wow people right in
the back of a dirty window ona car. Yet exactly, Yeah,
Sammy morning, Good morning, Sammyphones are open eight seven seven forty four
Wooding. You can hit us upwith a text over to two to nine

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eight seven. Uh yeah, sowe got the uh Sea bass local news
story today. He just has hisknack for finding these stories that these local
news programs, because you know,slow news day, you're like in the
very small town kind of sleepy orwhatever. They got to find something to
talk about. And sometimes the wirelessthings happened right there in your market,
so you're like, oh, rip, there was something cover or like something

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extra lamb to cover. I thinkwe had what was the one story that
we had where the news went outand they presented the listener with a really
cool like action news on umbrella thatwas so sad. That was so good.
It's like their house got oh yeah, like a life fragid. This
was so good. Yeah, ifyou searched umbrella, I'm sure it'll pop

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up a popular something really bad happenedin the news umbrella miracle here we go.
So here's here's the setup to theall. In less than twenty four
hours, one local woman's life waschanged forever a crash that took the life
of a beloved sister in a firethat took almost all of her possessions,

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including her prized ABC thirteen umbrella.Oh no, somebody's about to get an
ABC thirteen umbrella who's been going throughthat tough time recently. We're going to
meet Mary. So there's a psychicsister's dead, but man, she lost
that umbrella. Yeah, she's ather house. So the local news is
like, you know what the leastwe could do is bring her another umbrella.

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Yes, well, what's her prizedpossession. Yeah, so the news
shows up and brings to the goddamnumbrella. Her daughter reached out to ABC
thirteen about her extraordinary loss, andtoday Chief Meteorologist George Flickinger set out to
brighten up her day. We havean umbrella. I've never actually signed one
of these before before. Yeah,it fixed all your problems. There's dead

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in your house is gone? Yeah, but pretty pretty cool. So you
could never use it because if yougo out on the in the rain,
the autographs gonna watch you, andthat'll be worth nothing. It's great,
this is what you're focused on,the autograph, not her whole house.

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Well, if that's not mounted aboutthe fireplace, let's see what does ma
has for it's the local news storyof the day. I felt something like
wet and warm on my back.It's just a love well, ma'am,
I was actually going about me apizza bog. She finally did her dad's
well. And do you know howthis fire started? It was because my

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cousin he's mad because he can't getwith me. Is as. Oh,
yeah, I think it's really betterin rows we have, thank you?
Yeah yeah, pretty good? Allright, Well what do we have today,
Sea bass Well Fox twenty nine.That's Philadelphia, of course, that's

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a bigger city. You think biggercities. They got big stories to cover.
No dog, they're willing to golower. No, no, no
dog, No dog. They arewilling to talk to a lady who's a
hundred years old and still working ata furniture store. Cool. Yeah,
yeah, here we go. Walkinto Nellig's Furniture in Stratford, New Jersey,

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and you'll see flowers and birthday wishesgalore for the stores owner, one
hundred year old Miriam Todd. Idon't feel the hundred lord, but a
good health for a good mind.Nice, she sounds hot. Oh,
good health, good mind. What'snot when's the last time you think she

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did it? Like the seventies?Really, because they keep talking about how
like older people now are they getYeah, but that's the old folks home.
She's still out here. She's outhere. She cares about getting that
money, but aty thing that keepsher young. Like maybe she makes a
little deal with the customers, doesn'tmean she's getting the d Yeah, yeah,
Like look at the way, there'sthinglings all the way back. What
we can do with this wonder ifyou work on commission. Right, let's

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continue with Miriam. Miriam's parents startedthe business back in nineteen twenty nine,
and she's carrying on their legacy allthese years later. Of course, the
furniture has changed, and look ather has changed. I like work and
people will say to me, you'restill working. I'm not working. I'm
enjoying what I'm doing. When Miriamis not at work or cooking for a

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family, she likes to go fora swim and spend time by the pool,
and of course cheer on her favoriteteam. Oh I am a big
Billige fan. Oh I love them, Yes, especially ball one Thord.
Yeah. Okay, she goes swimming, hoping she drowns out kill me,
Billy. No, I'm sorry.Did I get that Wrong's Miriam? Is

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that true? Got it wrong?I'm correct? All right? So they
did like four minutes on Miriam.And our favorite thing about the local news
is they cut back to the guysin studio and instead of just going on
to the next thing, an,Yeah, let's just let's stew over this
and add nothing for as long aswe can all right, did she say

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bom on third? She's so sharp? Yeah, we got to get her
to a Phillies game and Boom tosign a ball for her. Something something
happy. One hundred years old.Miriam, you inspire us. I do
you listen? You? I hope, I hope I'm like Miriam when I
get older. Yeah, to bean adult and work with your grandmother like

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some of the the gentleman we heardfrom, that's just such a treat to
be able to take from her wisdomas an adult. Absolutely, she is
the glue of that family. Shutup right, stretching Chevrolet Cancer their order
this week. Yeah. Seconds,So congratulations to Miriam despite what he's insensitive.

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No, I'm just talking out loud, spitballing. Yeah, commentary about
your sex life, speaking of sexlife. What he brought this story up?
And we're gonna dig into the fiveminutes of local news they did on
the woman who gave birth to thetaco bell. The second the second kind
of story like this that we like. The first one was the woman that
had the baby at the Golden Corral. I didn't know she was pregnant.

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Nope. Now there's this other ladygoes into a Taco Bell stops in for
lunch during work and then leaves withthe baby. This is because didn't know
she was pregnant thirty four and ahalf weeks or something. Right, Yeah,
you say, oh well, let'slet's do two minutes. Maybe we'll
go to the Taco Bell. We'lltalk to people. Blah blah blah.
No, no, CBS six Richmond, they did a full you'll hear the
music, boy, So this islike, this is what they're sending to

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the local Emmys. Big story.Taco Bell Baby is going to be what
they their piece. They're hanging theirhat on in the heart of South Richmond's
business district. This KFC Taco BellHybrid serves a steady stream appreciate it of
hungry customers. You can dine in, we'll take out. The only option

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not on the menu is delivery usualyes, serial killer music yes, yeah,
twenty This is their editors like promopitch yeah, like he lived,
Yeah, and you would for apre recorded voiceover once he realized he had

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a big old ginder in his throat. Clear it out, maybe tick two
yeah, according, yeah, youneed some puns in here about delivery.
All right, here we go backto CBS six and Richmond. I looked
down and I was like, that'swhen I realized I was still bleeding even
more. In a panic, shecalled her husband, who works a medical
center's crying. She's breathing heavy.I'm running past the Panera bread and then

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I hear her let out this goodwrenching screen the babe say something and then
she was like, oh my god, Oh my god. I'm like,
what's wrong? What happened? Shewas like, I just had a baby?
Next of the first forty eight right, we realized that killer was in
the hall, and then they wrappedit in a blanket like a burrito.

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Yeah. So I went past thePanera shout out to Panera run. I
liked their pick to combo they gotrid of the charge lemonade because it was
killing people. You know, it'scool, and macarien cheese and a bread
bowl anyway over the taco bell Igo more from a CBS six, I
just had a baby, and Iwas like, we did what? Then

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her motherly instinct kicked in. That'swhen I realized the dambilical coote we was
still wrapped around her, around herthreat unwrapped them bulical cord. As I
as I unwrapped the last one,she took a deep breath and he heard
her holler for the first time.Jamar, still on the phone, had
just one question. Boy girl.I was like, it's a girl hang
up and calling down one one,And next thing I know, I was

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here in the downs. Holy magirl, I'm gonna finish this chipa my strength.
Yeah, the amblence is on theway for motherly instinct. Akaa,
my baby's my baby. It's notwell, not the first call when you're
bleeding in a taco bell and youjust dump a baby. Yeah, well
you got to finish your bambrido andthe dude cheese. It's you know,

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the crunch want in her mate toknow. Hey so serious. Oh wait,
here's a text from the six onenine says I live around the corner
from that furniture store. It wasignored when I walked in checked out the
store twenty minutes later down a singlehello, So I walked out. That's
maybe Miriam didn't see me through herbifocals. So here's the thing. Miriam,
as you kind of heard, sheworks with her kid and her grandkid,

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right, and so maybe they werethere one day. She's in the
back, you know, crunching thenumbers doing Yeah, there's no there's the
pool. Yeah for this. IfI walked into a furniture store and no
one came out and said hello,I would be thrilled. As you can
go around the furniture pounce on it. I know. Is there any more
on the on the Taco Bell story? Everything happy end? Then? Well

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there was, because it's okay,Taco Bell story actually takes a really dark
turn. Turns out they had ababy that died, but now Taco Bell
baby to replace that one? Ohokay, to lose one and the truly
gain another one is it's definitely thebest gift that we could ever ask for.
A bundle of joy. Low andbehold with an arrival that no one
saw coming a mirror out of nowherein a Taco Bell restaurant and a Taco

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Bell Ratumee. Now what they didn'ttell you the story? I'm looking at
our. That's something John Oliver does. He'll collect all that stuff where the
news person will say the line,and then the person repeats it to that
he plays it. It's hilarious whatthey're not telling you in the news story
here that I'm just seeing here.A couple other details at first baby she

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didn't know she was pregnant either,had it on a roller coaster when flying
out. So you know, it'sgot to pay attention to your cycles and
knowing something's going on your body,pay attention to your bodies. But that
has an opportunity for a lot ofnice voiceover five minute local news people.
Totally, totally and by the way, Nat Fries are back again the local
news story of the day and againsmall news stories big cities. This is

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Los Angeles k CAL nine where theytook down some U turn signs. About
that, Greg, you, thisis big news for you because you know
why U turn signs are up therenot to keep people from making dangerous turns
in the middle of the streets.It's to display homophobia. Right, what

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connection? That'sy CAL nine. I'lltell you how an LA neighborhood takes down
street signs from the nineties official saydiscriminated against the LGBTQ plus community. The
signs that read no cruising and prohibitedU turns were installed in Silver Lake.
It was an area known to bea hotspot for gay men. These are

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kind of a relic of an eraof the nineties when gay men would meet
up here after hours. Cruising,of course, meant something very different.
It meant an opportunity for the LGBTcommunity to try to find human connections.
The signs finally came down today,more than ten years after the Silver Lake

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Neighborhood Council molds to dismantle them.If dismantle themak use a Philip screwdriver exactly.
So here's what happens is, gaydudes were going to go bang,
hook up in cars. Human connection. No, no, no, no,
it was human connections. I'm goingto connect my genitals to your exactly
to live. And by the way, it's only discriminant enough. If heterosexuals

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were cruising and picking up prostitutes onthe street and the neighbors didn't like it,
that would suck, okay, Butwasn't cruising just like a thing,
not not a gay thing. Justpeople would go out cruising. I guess
there's an al Pacino movie that cameout nineteen eighty yes about how gay dudes
would people like cruise and low ridersor like people cruise the strips, the
different your wrequity. Yeah, likeSmokey Robinson. Oh yeah, oh,

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let's go cruise. There's the Polly. It's forum connection. Yeah right,
yeah, it's not for salacious.By the way, these things that this
was a no U turn sign fromtwelve pm to six am. AKA,
we don't want our street full withgay dudes picking up prostitutes and each other
at mouth parties. How about forgetgay dudes Anybodyeah, how about just people

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in general? And that shows youhow efficient local government is. Ten years
ago we voted to take them down. Here we are doing it. They
just invented the tools exactly. Well. They had a big press conference,
so it's multiple stations are on thescene for the civil rights victory. This
is ABC seven. The no cruisingand no U Turn signs were put up
in the nineteen nineties to prevent peoplein the gay community from meeting up with

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other gay people. I was alsosurprised that these these U turn signs were
still up. And at first,you know, they seem a little oh
okay, it's just a no Uturn sign. But when you learn the
history of it and you realize thatthese were used to profile gay people,
it's so important that we have theseremoved. The La City Council members say
the signs were put up after thegay community began to grow and because there

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was a gay bar in that area. The homosexual is rides. Wow,
we want to have sex in ourcars right or behind the bulls? Why
aren't yeah? Right? Dare youlocal neighbors? Well, there you go,
ladies and John with that is thelocal news story of the day here
on the Little show. Thank yousee ass nice work and topics. All

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right, we're gonna take a quickbreak. More what it shows next?
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for the audience. Do you guyshave where you work? Is Juneteenth?

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The day off? Because tomorrow's juneteenth? June nineteenth, and my son's birthday
tomorrow two birthday to Mario officially fifteen. Here's team Wow crazy the year of
theners permit, right, so doyou get Juneteenth off? Is it a

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company holiday? Where you were yesor no? Over to two two nine
eight seven Now Thursday and Friday.Greg Gory is not going to be here,
right, He's going to be outof town. And Greg and I
were talking about this off the air. I'm not I'm not putting Greg on
the spot here. We talked aboutit, and he is. He is

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going to share with his why.I mean nothing, You guys really owned
it. Expected explanation, Yeah,he do. But like we we've all
had Greg and his family in ourthoughts for the last few days. Thank
you, guys. He's got somehe's got some family drama going on.
Yes, I'll just be honest andsay what happened. My brother was involved
in a really serious motorcycle accident andit was it's been touch and go,

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breathing tubes, broken bones, medicallyinduced coma, medically induced coma, lot,
you know, just not responsive thereef, no head trauma. Thank
god. He's in a t acenter and they did all sorts of tests.
They did find out last night thathis hands and feet are responding,
so that's good because there's no nobroken back, no paralysis for a while

(30:11):
there like that wasn't happening, correct, And then in the doctor's words,
his kidney is toast, so helost one kidney, so now his body
is working overtime and he's all likeswollen, got a fever from that,
just not not responding very well.I think they're going to take the breathing
tube out today. And then whatwas the other one? That he is

(30:36):
quote lucky to be alive, butnot out of the woods. So I
wasn't going to go up there,but that I thought, if I don't
and something happens, I'll be somad at my Yeah, yeah, I
would never get over it. Andmy parents the hospital from their home is
about forty miles give or take.It's like an hour and a half to
get there because a traffic an hourand a half. So I'm going to
help them with with to and from, et cetera. Are in their eighties,

(31:00):
correct, they can't drive at nightyou mentioned, yeah, exactly,
And it's just all bad. Soyeah, it's been it's been surreal,
so not good. And I'm gladI sold my motorcycle. I don't know
if I'll share, I'll get on, but it does it does sound like
he's improving. Yes, absolutely,Like I mean compared to a few days
ago, it's definitely better. Andyou know he's he's responding well. There's

(31:23):
definitely no head trauma, which iswhat I was worried about. I mean,
it really is a miracle when youhear like details of the crash and
just how hard he hits. Ohyeah, it's incredible that he's not more
broken that he's alive at Allah.Yeah, and I don't know how many
ribs he broke, but apparently allof them. Okay, So liver kidney

(31:45):
like kidney you can live. I'vebeen asking about that because I've always been
kind of confused. I know,you can live with one kidney. Uh
and as far as I know,the liver and kidney kind of do the
same stuff. But is the kidneylike the liver field there's the blood and
the kidney is I believe not createurine, But I don't know. The

(32:06):
filter. Yeah, that's like thefilter of your of your body, like
which is the one that there's there'sone of them that read can read like
repair itself the liver deliver well yeahyeah, yeah, not like like they
can remove parts of a liver,right, but not the whole, not
the whole thing. Yeah, sohe can he can live just with one
kidney. He doesn't need to havelike a like a donor. No,

(32:29):
someone to give him another kidney.No, apparently, I guess guts people
to make a you can donate yourkidney, Okay. Yeah, See that's
the one reason that I wouldn't doit, because then I'd be like,
damn it, I only had onekidney and now I'm in a situation like
an accident or something where you nowthe other one. Yeah, yeah,
but no, he doesn't need anew kidney because he can live with the
one apparent. But I guess whenyou have one, like all of a

(32:51):
sudden, he starts swelling up,which is really weird. Yeah. Well,
anyway, we're, uh, we'rethinking about you and thank your family.
So Greg's going to be traveling togo be with his family with his
brother, and so he won't beon the show Thursday or Friday this week.
Right, So that's that's what's goingon. That's what's going on there.
Now, we did have a greatidea, and we're gonna be using

(33:13):
it for certain things, you know, because Menace has really been perfecting this
whole like a I thing and soyeah, so we're gonna have a I
Greg for certain things, like forcertain reports. And we were messing around
with it, uh like after theshow yesterday and before the show this morning,
like Menas is sending me like howgood it would be? Yeah,
just a quick little thing. Yeah, let me uh, I'll just play

(33:35):
the little piece that that Mena sentme yesterday. Yeah, it was just
a little test. Hold hold onhere, because he used to like you
have to like type in stuff andit would sound all garbly. Yeah.
Nowadays like we won't even have totype in anything. I'll just be yeah,
yeah, it'll just know because sometimesit was slightly stilted, you know.

(33:57):
Yeah, here's it's a very quickclip. But yeah, here here's
a little clip of a I Greg. The Park Search and Rescue team was
able to climb up to Onyx andreach him in only about fifteen minutes.
That was just so weird recording mycomputer and yeah, he just had yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't like a yeaha director. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, it sounds I mean soweird, there's words, there's up,

(34:20):
never said there's a breath in there. Yeah. Yeah. The Park Search
and Rescue team was able to climbup to Onyx and reach him in only
about fifteen minutes. Wow wow yeah, so Craig, you'll be missed,
you know weird? Yeah, Iknow, all right, guys, good
knowing. Yeah, no need forme. Yeah, no, oh,
that's it's funny. I said tomy wife yesterday, I said, hey,

(34:42):
you know, Greg's out Thursday Friday, I said, medicine and I
are messing around this AI Greg ideaand so weird check it out. And
she's like, oh my god,you guys, are you sure you want
to do that? I know,well, because she goes, you're just
going to show everybody how easy itis to replace every single one. Yeah,
it's alarmingly realistic. Really quiet.Then yeah, we have the secret.

(35:04):
Yeah, yeah, we won't tellanybody. Eight seven seven forty four
woody, mind blown. I thinkgreat, you can now you can work
at living spaces now. I know. Living dreams do come true? All
right, sons A text over totwo to nine eighty seven. If you
go out in the hall and testfire and there's no smell, and then
you come in here in your farto loud Woody show. All right,

(35:25):
welcome back everybody, Tuesday morning.You want to hear how Jerry Seinfeld quickly
shut down one of these anti Israelhecklers. Yes, he was doing a
sold out show in Sydney, Australia. Why yeah, and uh, I
mean he's been getting a lot ofthis lately. You know he did that
that graduation speech. I forget wherethat was, and that was protest how

(35:47):
to deal with the hecklers. Butlook, you're going up against Jerry Seinfeld.
Good luck, good luck as well, ladies, gentlemen, He's he
solved it. It's the jewest tobe that too. You want on your

(36:07):
song now because you made your pointsso well, and get in the right
venue. You've come to the rightplace political conversation. Tomorrow we will read
in the paper Middle East solve thanksto man at the kudos Serena stopping jew

(36:30):
comedian. They stopped twenty thousand milesfrom the problem and screw up a comedian.
That is how you solve world issues. So what makes you think that
that's the place? Shut up everywhere? Oh my god. Also, Steve
O. You see this. Hegot a penis tattooed on his face by

(36:54):
post Malone. We were just talkingabout, you know, uh huh Morgan
and what she should do. Morgan. It could have been way worse for
you. It could have been apenis tattoo like Steve O's. I know,
that's the first thing I thought whenI saw them. Yeah, post
post ballone did it, So he'sthe one who did the tattoo. But
it's a it's a set of ballsand a shaft which is right above one

(37:15):
of his eyebrows, so like thebag grape starts right about here, okay,
and then it just goes up rightnear the center, like where the
upper part of the nose meets hisface. The very veiny shaft does it
go upward or downwards flaccid kind offollowing the curve of his eyebrow from the
right to the left, and ofcourse, right next to the corner of
his eye. Some drops of goowhich looked more like those kill tiers that

(37:37):
gang members have. Yeah, likereally in a word, cool, especially
for a fifty year old man,how dumb right looking at it, it's
big is awful, So I mean, yeah, god mopping the floor is
Morgan. But yeah, I meanat least it's not on my face.

(37:59):
Yeah, true, right, thisreally speaks to minutes men, It's like,
wow, kind of cool. Yeah, I love wingers, du funniness.
Look how funny? And on yourface? I mean you know who's
going to see it? Nobody?Oh wait, it's on your face?
Walk rocking like a little penis tattoounder her eye? No, under her
eye? Yeah? Yeah, whyI would like a penis tattoo would be

(38:21):
kind of cute. Yeah, itwould be, especially with the little droplets.
Where do you put that? Andwhy? And at what point?
I mean, you just turned thirty. Don't you think even thirty is a
little too old for a penis tattoo? Yeah, it is tattoos. No,
a penis tattoo menace with driplets,with driplets. But if it's fun,
you know, like I'm willing toswitch the mop for a penis tattoo.

(38:42):
Guys, is a too late.I voted for the penis with a
smiley face on it. No,we already voted. Yeah, he already
voted no changes. But yeah,I mean I'd get it, you know,
maybe on my ankle somewhere, youknow, cute Yeah, that'd be
cute someday when you have kids,you know, and you got a penis
with droplets not really on your ankleand the kids are like, Mommy,

(39:06):
you have a w WI on yourankle. Why? Because I'm awesome and
fun and i'd rule right, thatwould be a response. My response.
Yeah, yeah, it's a goodone minute. That sounds really really the
reasonable Yeah yeah, eight seven sevenforty four. What you got? You
gotta see this tattoo? I mean, I get doing stuff for a joke.
Why would you put a penis tattooon your face? That's commitments?

(39:30):
Who puts tattoos on their face?Like, why put a penis tattoo on
your face and do it? Imean it's kind of cool the post Malone
did your tattoo. Yeah, buta penis in your face? On your
face? Eight seven seven One thingabout Steve I didn't know he's from London.
Did you know? Fun fact?Yeah? Yeah, he did a

(39:52):
whole interview with Bert Kreisher and Ilearned so many fun facts, like he
was addicted to Reese's peanut butter cups, but they didn't sell them in London,
so you could only get them onmilitary bases, so he paid his
friends who lived on the base tobuy a bunch of reeses and then he
would like just hog out on himlike crazy neat. Yeah, it's very
cool, pretty crazy. Yeah,all right, thank you Manes who knew

(40:12):
fun facts with the ste fun facts. We'll love it. Eight seven seven
forty four Wooding text us over totwo two nine eighty seven The Woody Show,

(40:37):
and we are into another new hourin sensitivity training for a politically correct
world. Tuesday morning, June eighteenth, twenty twenty four, Woody, Bravy,
Yeah, Greg gory Man, whatit is up this sea man?
We out Sandy Bones eight seven sevenforty four Wooding text over to two two

(40:57):
ninety seven. Somebody says, hey, what do you show a long time
look to her first time checking inMorgan's mopping man tattoos. She get like,
in a Banksy art style, that'dbe so cat so nice. Yeah,
don't work, Yeah, it wouldlook good work. Yeah. But
we were saying maybe we maybe wepunched it into AI and see what AI
comes up with a design. Butwe'll get there. We got to get

(41:21):
it all set up. The tattooartist has to come in. There's lots
of core date here, guys.Yeah, what's gonna make it so you
can hear it as it's being done. So coming up here this hour.
You know, Joey Chestnut Shark whatdo you call himself? Jaws shark sharks
my son? Right, Yeah,Joey Chestnut is not able to do the
fourth of July Nathan's Hot Dog Gettingcontest this year because he did that endorsement

(41:45):
deal with the the Vegan hot DogsTank. So now, uh, he's
doing something else with Kobeashi. That'snot untill later on in the year.
I think it's Labor Day weekend he'sdoing that. But uh, here on
the Woody Show, we figured,well, what else could we do?
Well, there's an opening, nowthere's there is like, yeah, you
could be the next Joey Chestnaw.Yeah, as long as he was in
the game, there was just nochance for anybody else because he was just

(42:05):
so dominant. Right Yeah, Now, do I think we'd be able to
eat full size Wieners? No,you got to start small. It's like
gauging. Yeah, you don't.You don't fight your title fight. No,
one's correct. Twelve twelve rounds,three minute rounds. Yeah, like
yeah, you go light. Andso we're going to start with cocktail weenies.
Oh wow, I met one ofMessi's favorite things to bring to a
party, cocktail. As we mentioned, that's how MENACE's cooking corner got started

(42:30):
years ago here on the show.It was a pre Super Bowl and he
was showing us how to make somedelicious cocktail weenies for your party, your
gathering. It's you put it ina crock pot and then it's, uh,
you know, the barbecue sauce.But the secret ingredient Menace, Yes
see what chunky not the jelly?Yeah, chunky cranberry when you you get
it from Ocean Ocean Spray is myfavor brand, canned and then he jumped

(42:54):
in there and then you mix ittogether in this perfection. Yeah. So
we're gonna see just how many ofthe little mini cocktail with the milk mini
cocktail Weeny hot dog eating contest herethis hour on the Woodie Show. So
that's coming up. That's a Product'mcurious, Sammy, do you like the
smelling here right now? Smells delicious. It's got tom boiled in cooling.
I don't really like the smell ofit, you know, but I do

(43:17):
like hot dogs. Smells like theballpark to me, I think because it's
bacon adjacent. Yeah, but youcant well these beef. These are beef.
But to her, she also hatespepperoni, which is pork. I
like pepperoni. It's not like getcooked because it's like spoiled cheese cracker with
pepperoni. Yeah, but this iscooked hot. This is cooked meat and

(43:39):
it is smoked. Cool them.It does. It does smell good.
Yeah, got some to show foodNews here. Firsts Drumstick and seven to
eleven. They have teamed up tocreate the Drumstick Slurpy Blue Raspberry Vanilla Cone.
Interesting, it's a king sized conebrings the tart flavor of seven elevens

(44:05):
blue Raspberry slushy to an ice creamcone. So it's a you know cone
filled with their vanilla ice cream anda chocolate nougat. Now, this version
also includes a layer of they say, vibrant blue raspberry along with blue rass
sauce ripples. Exciting. It soundslike they're throwing all kinds of I think

(44:30):
if it was if it got ridof the chocolate element, there's yes,
I agree, if it was anotherstur like co cola and chocolate that would
be pretty good. Maybe chocolate andfruit combos, Maybe raspberry. What about
chocolate covered strawberry, chocolate covered raisin? Do you ever have one of those
chocolate oranges that looks like an orange? Those are gross. I don't like

(44:52):
that they come from Britain for areason. Yeah, I don't like that.
Reeses have gone really big. Theyannounce it this new mega sized Jumbo
cup that is the equivalent of fourof their king sized cups. No,
no, they see an appetite,they're going after it. Yep, yeah,
why, Notes says the new giantcup maintains the peanut, butter and

(45:15):
chocolate ratio that they're known for,and they claim it's seventy nine percent of
consumers say that the Jumbo cup iseven more filling than both the regular and
big cups. Well yeah, massive, duh. And yeah, while supplies
last this summer only, everybody's fatas hell. The best recess of life

(45:36):
is the one that you gave mefor Christmas, Woody. It's like the
size of a small pie. Ohyeah, it's like a dinner plate.
And if you got to like,I think Times Square Vegas. There are
certain places that have you know,they have a big M and M store
kind of thing. Yeah, thereare places where you can make your own
giant peanut butter cup and they'll fillit with whatever you want. Yeah,
yeah, it looks awesome. Haveyou tried the caramel one yet? I

(45:57):
did, and it's pretty good.I bet it's good. It's just a
touches. There's not too much carmelon no medic you don't like caramel,
but it's a it's just it's yeah, it's just a touch. Food News.
I Hop they just brought back theretwo by two by two deal that
offers big savings to people, youknow, strength flations going on rising menu
prices. But it's a limited timespecial includes the following two eggs your way,

(46:19):
two bacon strips or sausage links,two buttermilk pancakes, and all for
the price of six bucks. Okay, the I Hop's most popular menu items,
so breakfast, lunch, or dinnerfor a limited time only at participating
I hop locations. Food News,Are you exciting? Yeah, you'll go
there alone. Yeah, it wasn'tfour pm. It was like right after

(46:42):
work. It was eleven. Itwas brunching. He set up a workstation
envisioning an early dinner. It wasa much I'm still my mind is blown
by what he's news about these reces. They call it, uh fold your
fill your cup. Yeah, they'rehuge, Greg, this is amazed balls.
They do it like you would doit in one of those ice cream

(47:04):
places where you fold in a picture, like making your own Chipotle bowl,
but instead of the bowl, it'slike the chocolate shell, right, and
then you get to fill it withwhat they have a good Yeah, like
this is so cool. A kidholding it needing two hands, it's like
four pounds. Oh my god,we have to go. Is one the

(47:29):
whole piece of food news hereo newsthe pizza people over Papa John's. They're
bringing back cheese cheesy burger pizza doteaming up with teaming up with Deadpool,
the whole Deadpool mane. So fournew pizzas that are available now. Yeah,
so uh let's see you got themaximum pep So they say this pizza

(47:52):
is made with the maximum flavors,zero regrets, just like Deadpool's decisions to
stretch that high with sliced and dicedpepperoni. And it's a it's a thin
crust pie. And then you gotthe spicy Wolfy pie, and that is
let's see stack with pepperoni, choriso, and bacon, similar to the Maximum

(48:16):
pep but with matted flavor. Thenyou got the Wade Special, paying homage
to Wade Wilson's pizza in the firstmovie. It's a sweet and salty combo
made with pineapple and black olives.You lost me in olives. But and
then there's one says gimme Chimmy.Yeah, so it's a Chimmy Changa inspired

(48:44):
pizza. It's a Fiesta for yourtaste buds. Top with spicy Cuman sauce,
beef topping, Jalapano cheddar, andmozzarella cheeses. This was the favorite
of Guilty Eats reviewers, despite beingvery spicy. Sounds like a pain in
the you know what. It tastesof going down. But yeah, so

(49:07):
nice. Yeah, there we go. There's some what do you show food
news for you this morning? Whatdo you think of Deadpool? It's like
his face is always gross of extremepepperoni. His face looks like the pizza
if you didn't hold it straight inthe car on the way home. Cheese
it's just red up to the topof the box. Half it's just like

(49:29):
a crust. All right, Sowe're gonna do this, Joey Chestnut.
We're trying to backfill his position asthe hot dog getting champion. But we've
got to start small. We arenot professionals. We talk a big game.
Don't try this at home. Menace. You're a big justin Timberlake fan

(49:49):
j T. There's a rumor thathe was arrested in New York for a
due It's not a it happened.Happened in the Hampton's Hampton, right.
You might be on like litter patrolor something, probably on a golf cart
or something. Most likely that's weak. Yeah, I know you're a big
fan, you and your wife.Yeah, I already gone to a couple
of JT shows this year. Howmany shows has your wife been to this

(50:15):
to go around? Yeah, Ibelieve at least six, uh rail,
I think four or five. I'vebeen to two. Yeah, what you
don't exaggerate, ye, man.Almost for a while, there was like
every weekend she was going somewhere whereverthe tour was, she was going.
Do you know what? Actually fine, it's gotta be yeah, like is

(50:36):
each show is changing up vastly differentfrom the next. Slightly different. Yeah.
I think I think between met usgo and all these music festivals and
his wife going to you know,fifty j T shows, and they're avoiding
something. There's something there they're runningfrom. Did you did you sell all
your possessions? I mean, likeyou know you because we don't get access
to like justin Timberlake tickets around here. No, oh no, this is

(51:00):
already pre planned stuff. Yeah,it's in the JT budget, specific budget.
You gotta have another job just forthe j money, just for the
j T tour. I know thatuh that Sea Bass. Yeah, loves
the goodest Psychology today dot com.But I just like to, you know,

(51:22):
go to music festivals and enjoy them. Yes, I think I have
a much different experience than you do. I understand not but I don't understand.
I think you're avoiding kids. Ithink you and the wife can They
definitely don't want kids. Yeah,they're actively doing stuff too so they don't
have to have them. I don'tthink it's like, well, unless you
go to this music festival, you'regonna have kids. Yeah, that's the

(51:45):
choice. Otherwise around what we're gonnado? Baby watch Netflix, A couple
of Yeah, yeah, what theywould be doing. They'd be both sitting
Greg, They're both sitting in thesame room on their phones communicating. They
text each other, what do youwant for dinner? Right? Right?
But well, we have food toeat here, Yes and yes, because

(52:07):
justin Justin Timberlake j C. NowI'm thinking JT. Well, yeah,
he's not in it either, jC. J C. Yeah, Joey
Chestnut, he's not doing the thewhole thing. The Nathan Nathan's concept dins
up. Kids eat arm or hotdogs, even kids who are sucking dogs.

(52:37):
Kids love to ye that one.Everybody knows what was the most the
internet song is like, wasn't therelike one of those annoying hot dog songs?
I kind of like the peanut butterJelly song. Peanut Butter Jeli timere
butter Jelly. Wasn't like a hotdog one? Yeah, hot everybody knows
the Oscar Meyer song. Anybody wouldremember it would be you, I know.

(52:59):
Anyway, So what do we havehere, sea mats? What do
we do to get us warmed upagain? We can't go full board professional.
We have all beef hot dogs underthis veggie crap. These are all
beef little smokies and because in theNathan's hot Dog you have to eat buns
and hot dogs together. I've gotI took some wonderbread, white bread menace
hot dog buns, cut them intoforest, none of this wheat garbage crab.

(53:22):
So you have basically it looks lookat that a little cute, little
smoky. I had to cut thehot dog buns with a spatula because for
the fourth time someone stole my chef'sknife out of our kitchen and just what
and what and left It's gone,it's in the drawers. It's not what
are you doing with these people?I did see a video the other day

(53:42):
online where one of the other DJswas was using it. Okay, let's
start there. Then to cut acake, which is what it's for,
things like cakes, roasted carbon tryit's got my name on the handle,
and you just say, hey,this goes in my studio, in my
desk drawer, right, that's aroundhere. If you print something, just
leave it on the print or ifyou want something, steal it, especially
if it has someone else's name onit. Right. I can't done with

(54:05):
this cupboard anyway. So in frontof you you have fifteen, many hot
dogs and many Why I guess wego around the room and guess how many
folks will get through, and let'snot do the full ten minutes. Obviously,
I think at five minutes is morethan enough. Yeah. Wait,
five minutes right, okay? Sooh I thought it was gonna be like
a quick race, which is well, yeah, yeah, it's tired.

(54:25):
I don't think through all these.I thought within a minute, okay,
something like that. Yeah, youbreak down, however, you like dogs
and buns within a minute, ofcourse. Raby's oh my god, I
have a dog? What quarterable?Yeah? You have fifteen in front of
me. Yeah, okay. Joeychessut does like seventy two. Well again,
he's a provisional work. We're traininghere, dude, and these are

(54:49):
that's why they're quarter dogs. Startedsomewhere exactly, started at the bar.
Maybe his first time around he didfive. Maybe, So we're gonna deal
it within a minute, right,okay? How many can you get in
a minute? Menace? Uh?Dog and bun? Old plate all fifteen?
Wait? Yeah, no minute?Way I was thinking dogs and buns.

(55:12):
I'm going with five. Five minutes. Just the chewing a little baby,
I'm saying five. This is whyI said five minutes, man,
a little bit. I think weshould do menaces. Yes, a minute,
minute, minute, okay, okay, yeah, one, one minute,
one minute. I mean our segmentsare like ten or so minutes,
so that's why. Well yeah,but also we are not minutes like we're

(55:36):
fat, but we're not pros here. But for the first challenge, let's
do the one minute, one minute, and I'm let's put bet something.
I I like that. I likethat idea met greg a minute, see
how far we get and then maybego from there. Okay, then is
five you think? I think?I think just the chewing alone. Now,
of course, like in being generous, like in Nathan's you can deep
if you have some coffee or somewater. I have a diet Cokeie,

(55:58):
I'm gonna be dipping. All right, labor, are you doing a minute?
Best? Well, let's do theminute and then like say, see
where we are and keep going.Baby, how many can you get?
You think two? Two, two? Maybe three little Smokey's with little bund
I don't even do we even askSammy? Maybe three? Yeah, how
many do you think you could do? Probably two two two to read?

(56:23):
And that's what is for a half. Do I have dipping in anything you
gota raccoon style it. All Ihave is doctor Pepper. Got your tea
over here, I said, doctorPepper, doctor diet, doctor Pepper.
So you know, no out ofcalories, but so we all have how
many again? One fifteen? Wesay that that way we can we can

(56:45):
count? All right? All right? One minute? Yeah, okay,
everybody get their first one ready togo, so you can. I will
be the narrator. Yeah, Greg, still are you're not doing this?
No, we do need announcer.Baby people through it, and I'm going
to focus on minutes. Yeah,because he said already one minute, all
right on your mark, it said, good, okay, one is already

(57:10):
gone for Medas. One is inWoody's mouth. Sea that is about done
with his and his first one's mouth. Oh, that's your second. The
differ helps. Nipping help so much. Shipping helps. Sammy is struggling with
number one. There goes the restin her mouth. Now it's tough what
he's up to. Three taking abig chug of his tea. We've got

(57:34):
menace ads that the copper Craig Pepperhome Medas is that core? Wow?
I was worried about Medas he's alreadyand Greg, you're alsom like you?
Oh yeah, Sammy taking at numbertwo? Raby, are you still a
number one? No? No,no good. I don't know how they

(57:55):
don't chuck. Yeah yeah. Alot of chewing men is crushing. Are
you at four? Menace is dipping? I think water? Oh he's at
five a minute for the fifth onehome? I think we should count it

(58:15):
if it's in your mouth? Reallydamn, I wish to shut my last
one in. That's a drop foryour board. One, two, three,
four. I think Menace is thewinner. How many did Menace?
Looks like? Six? Wow?I mean it's not fifteen like you.
I got the I got the fifthone in my mouth and your mouth,
and Ravey's at number two. Itwasn't one and a half one and a

(58:37):
half. I have three. It'sway harder than I thought it would be.
Yeah, the s I know.I was saying, like TMJ,
Now, how much do you haveleft over there? Man? How many
I have? What's uh eighty six? Eight? Six? Yeah? Eight?
How many do you have? Howmany left? I have nine left?

(59:00):
So six? I got down threebecause I'm afraid of a choking on
the meat. Yeah, yeah,all right, was hard to get down.
I guess that's why they moisten itmedics an extra weenie, an excell
one. You can have one ofmy wi you want to see we can
get through the full fifteen? Well, no, two, four six,
I got ten left over here,so make sure he's got ten here.

(59:22):
Oh okay, full race extra one? Yeah yeah, well just race okay
with ten first to ten? Yeah, well, I mean you can take
down ten more and well no,bun, let's just do let's just let's
just do the wienies. Oh superfat, Like this is where the choking
is going to happen. Okay,what's the what's the directive? I got

(59:45):
one more minute on the clock,you start choking this. I can't die
this way, so please like yeah, okay, yeah, I just wanted
to be sure. Yeah yeah,yeah, anything's just random heart attack then
that's differently me go, but yeah, I can't and die choking on wieners.
Okay, And he did what heleft My kids would never forgive.

(01:00:05):
All right, all right, you'reready on your mark, get set go
medas one two three, what he'sgot four? What he's doing with the
chipmunks? Easy old chipmunks style six. Menace is just shut so witty.
Okay, in his mouth all in. Yeah, Now I'll see if I

(01:00:28):
can chew and get him down.This is this is where the choker could
come in. He's got a lotin his mouth right now. All who
go there, what they do isthey chip one in his hair. They
chipmunked him and now they're chewing onhis last one is still in his hand.
Menace is crushing. This is thefood processer. Menace finish meh,
the glazzy gobbler. Can I tellyou how much? Can I tell you

(01:00:52):
how much I hate that term glizzy? It's pretty boxto one, but that
would be a great pro eater nameLizzy. I'm sure it's been taken.
Yeah, oh crap, Grizzy gobThey are good, they are good.
But then then if he's beat allpeople, little Smokey's hard to beat any
anybody else disliked it? Am Ithe only one beside Sea Basszzy it's Gizzy?

(01:01:14):
No, I don't like it.It's soiling. Yeah. I like
using it ironically. Yeah, okay, now they're done. But in general,
like we have the term hot dog, we have the term wiener,
we have the term sausage, frizzyson, I don't know what. Like,
I don't mind other names for stuff. It's just for whatever reason,
Glizzy it's so dumb because it soundslike jizzy. It's because they listen with

(01:01:37):
the hot dog reason me, Yeah, I understand, but like, yeah,
it's just the word. It's ait's a It's an unappetizing word to
me. But now I know theorigin, like how people feel like moist.
They don't like how they feel aboutmoist. They don't like that.
I hear you. Yeah, Glizzy. Also, I just figured, you
know, I picture the typical doucherwho is using glizzy. You know,
it's actually without the buns, they'reway less chokable. Yeah, because the

(01:02:00):
grease of it, right, becauseslides down to the grease. Yeah.
That was just it's hard to chokeon these the ones with the choking factor.
And let's see if we bar ifyou're sick, I got diarrhea.
My mouth is trying the Woody Show. This, it's the Woody Show.
Well. The Celtics beat the MavericksGame five last night, won their eighteenth

(01:02:23):
NBA title, and wasn't it sixteenyears to the day since they won belief
their championship title last one was twothousand and eight. That was sixteen have
to do with anything. It wassixteen years to the day that they won
their last Probably the finals are likelyto happen around the same time, I

(01:02:44):
know, but it's still pretty damninteresting. McDonald's it's not forget Seas was
not impressed. Greg. I betthe Patriots won Super Bowls roughly the same
time they won them on other years, to the exact day. Okay,
yeah, let me in other news. How about some football. Okay,
it's not interesting. The NFL seasonis. You know, they're working on

(01:03:06):
getting things together, training camps tobe later on this summer, pre season,
everything else. And that's also thetime for Hard Knocks. And this
season AFC North will be getting thespotlight for the in season edition of HBO's
Hard Knock. They been doing anin season one. I didn't even know
about that two years already. Ithink the first one was oh Man,
who was the first one. Thefirst one was I want to say Arizona,

(01:03:30):
so the first one, and thenI forget who was last year?
Miami? It looks like Miami.Oh yeah, yeah, it was Miami
last year. Yeah, I didn'teven know that was a thing. Yeah,
So Hard Knocks in season with theAFC North will premiere on HBO starting
on December third. Also in thenews, McDonald's they're ditching their new AI

(01:03:51):
ordering system that they've been testing adrive throughs for the past few years.
The plan was to expand it,but that is not happening because much like
self driving and electric cars and worldpeace, it's not ready for prime time
just yet. It's been messing upand it's been just a disaster. So
like, all right, forget itthis. So the mcdonnal's people are like,
we're gonna go back to the drawingboard. We're gonna work more on

(01:04:12):
some you know, voice recognition stuff, but the AI thing for now is
just not ready. Man, Isaid drive through. So have you noticed
that they often have a pre recordedmaybe yeah AI style message? Actually,
Hi, welcome to tako about whatever. So the first time I experienced that,
I thought the guy was just beingover the top of them, would
oh yeah, would you like totry blah blah blah, And I'm like,

(01:04:33):
oh, this guy is clearly messingaround, and I left. So
then you're like, I'm not goingto be a part of your game.
Yeah. So I went back liketwo weeks later and almost like, oh,
that was a pre recording to theperson comes out next to you,
what you say? Yeah, thefirst one's like, oh, hey,
welcome, well my covers, Sohow about you're here, you can try

(01:04:55):
or whatever, and you go,no, thank you, we're gonna get
Yeah. So by now, bynow I'm used to it. I know
it's a recording, but when Ifirst experienced it, I'm like, oh,
this is somebody that's goofin. Yeah. I love it because it's like
what I knew it. Wendy's areyou breakfast? Jeddar croissant, blah blah
blah, friendly voice. Yeah,she is seated next to the glory hole.

(01:05:19):
Dude, she's tongue flicking. What'son this? Stun's it's a Woody
show and we are into another newhour insensitivity training, freight, politically correct
world. It is shoot unesday morning. It's June eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

(01:05:42):
I'm Woody. That's Raby. There'sGreg Gory, Menace is here?
What is up? There's Sea Batch? Yeah, sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. What hetext us over to two to nine eight
seven. We got a diarrhea oftopics. Ooh, that we're going to
get to. And here are thequestions again, you know diarrhea topics.
They're kind of all over the place, and you get to call in on

(01:06:06):
whichever one you want, or ifthere's a couple that you want to give
us your feedback on, call intext in. And the first question is
what is the female equivalent of menwho have cars with loud exhaust? Oh?
I can think of some options.It's a good right, yeah,
so be thinking about that, okay. The other one is is there anything

(01:06:27):
strange about your body? Okay,like anything that you would say it would
be strange about your body. Otherquestion is what is the nicest thing you've
ever secretly done for somebody? AndI'll give you one more. Which food
do you refuse to eat? Everybody'sgot something? Is that again or just

(01:06:51):
in general or either or I'm guessingright well, maybe you've tried it and
you're like, yeah, episode now, like right now, if somebody said
what's the food you refuse to eat? Maybe you did try it and just
didn't like it, but never againbe easily oysters. Yeah, So what
is the female equivalent of men whohave cars with loud exhausts. Like somebody

(01:07:14):
said, loud jewelry like five braceletsthat she's adjusting and jingling around every ten
minutes, or you know, bigold shoes stomping around. Oh, something
like that. I thought it wascar related. No, no, no,
no. The female equivalent of right, okay, yeah, plucked eyebrows
that are you know, replaced bylike the drawn on eye that's like thick

(01:07:35):
drawn on eyebrows. I would say, I would argue the the glue to
forehead. Now, yes, andhave become so popular and are so gross.
Yeah, that's weird. Do youlook like the gorilla glue chick?
Remember the chick who used the gorillaglue and it was it became just like
a hair helmet. Oh yeah,And now that's like a big style.

(01:07:57):
Like you see people all the timethey have like a curl that's basically pasted
to the side of their temple.I don't see that a lot more recently
women and guys too. But theygo out of their way and spend so
much money to look bad. Iwould say, the really long nails to
like get attention, and but youcan't even hold things. You need.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta hold. You gotta hold like a stylist,

(01:08:18):
just to the you have a fastfood job, or you can, because
you can't even use the cash rods, you can't use touch green, it
can't barely use your phone bringing thisin the studio. I've got it in
my office. If they make anaccessory for those women with the long nails,
it's a little clip so when yougo to the ATM you can actually
put the ATM card in the machine, because otherwise your nails wouldn't be able

(01:08:39):
to put that kind of forest likeyou can get like potato chips and stuff.
That's funny. Yeah, it lookskind of like chopsticks a little bit.
Yeah, at least the ones I'veseen online. All Right, all
right, it's what's the female equivalentof men who have cars with loud exhaust?
Anything strange about your body, what'sthe night, this thing you've ever

(01:09:00):
secretly done for somebody? And whichfood do you refuse to eat? That's
our diarrhea of topics or questions,whatever you want to call it. A
god, this is what a dumb, trashy, ratchet person so that you
get you get the stupid nails todo four inch cardip right, then you
get this thing. It's like akey chain, which it's got big poof

(01:09:21):
on one end. On the otherend is a fake Louiston style maybe for
four inch by one inch plastic thingand like men said, at the end
of that, there's a clip.Yeah, so you put your ATM car
because you don't have a credit card, because you're a poor piece of trash,
and so that way you can actuallyphysically get your ATM card into things
like gas station palms, the ATM. Yeah. Wow. So yeah,

(01:09:44):
you carry this because you also wantto imagine when that breaks then you're stuck
minutes. Yeah, why do youhave that? It was came up on
one of my like Amazon research things. It's like and it said like long
nail extension clip. So he auditto ridicule it, Yes, because I
knew it would come up again.Yeah, and it worked. Yeah.

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Eight seven seven forty four Wooding,let's go to Charlie. He's got he's
got an answer to the question,what is the nicest thing you've ever secretly
done for somebody? Good morning,Charlie, Well, good morning, Woody
show good. The nicest thing I'vedone was I annoymate, I annoy anonymously

(01:10:25):
anonymous anymously Yeah yeah, no,I annominate it and see that word.
Okay, yeah, secretly, Isecretly gave one of my friends who was
going through a lot of pain onethousand dollars uh for for her mri oh
and okay, yeah, so thatwas my anonymous good tip. See now

(01:10:51):
you got anonymous. Yea, nowyou got it? Five six two texting
over, I made an anonymous donationof a full day's worth of pay to
have to someone having back surgery thatwould be out for months. Yeah.
I used to do that, butnow like I want credit. Yeah,
I'm anymore. Yeah no, noanonymously. Charlie, thanks for the call.

(01:11:12):
Appreciate you. Listen to Woody Show. Yeah, hey Greg, it's
okay, you love Liz. Goodmorning, Liz, Liz, good morning,
good morning. All right, SoLiz, what is the strangest thing
about your body? I have webbedtoes about that. Sometimes you're a great

(01:11:35):
swimmer, then huh, I think, so you can move really fast.
A lot of people think it's cool. So people think it's really weird.
I war to stand those people can'teven tell is it all of them or
maybe just a couple of them.Oh okay, yeah, And so is
it like all the way up ordoes it like end at a certain point

(01:11:58):
it's halfway like literally webbed. Socan you wear flip flops? I can't
wear fliptops. I can't wear those, Like really cool. I've always been
super jealous of these people who canwear individual socks on their toes. Those
suck it because yeah, dumb jealousy. I wonder how the I wonder how

(01:12:23):
the foot community feels about, likethey have to love that, Yeah,
they gotta. You ever get somebodywho's like really in the feet? I
think so? I mean, Iknow there's a fetish, but yeah,
I'm not really into that, youknow what I'm saying. Like you ever,
like you know, discover like you'rewith somebody and all of a sudden
you just have a really interesting yourfeet and you're like, oh my god,
this is like finding a unicorn,a chicken unicorn chicken web feet?

(01:12:44):
That is no common no comment.Yeah, yeah, yeah, not good,
Thank you for you appreciate this.With the Wears Show, there's a
page with celebrities with web feet.Yeah, Astonkucher shows up as on here
the same uh same type of thingis a tail our French striker has got

(01:13:06):
a tail, yea, yeah,yeah, right at the top of his
butt crack. I guess, like, right, the tailbone, just a
long tailbone. No, it's atail, like he was told. It's
a Some people are born with taila tail. Yeah, but she deserves
because he's otherwise like a really goodlooking guy. I'm like, good,

(01:13:27):
I'm glad you have a goddamn tail. You gotta have something terrible someone they
wouldn't clip that earlier in life.I don't know the same question, what
is something strange about your body?Let's go to John Henry. Good morning,
John Henry, good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey, among
other things, I've got tools twoubulous. So that's the old thing in
your throat? Yeah yeah, Andthey showed him together when I was a

(01:13:50):
kid. I have a laundry listof weird body parts. But that's what's
been the oddest. I guess,yeah, like what was So what would
happen if you hadn't had it sownand together? That's kind of like the
little punching bag thing that's in theback of your throat. That's a good
question. Any other world surgeon iswondering why because it looks bizarre so together
too. Yeah, huh, allright, give me, give me a

(01:14:14):
couple of give me a couple ofother things. That's weird about your body?
All I was born with a tailstriker, okay, and I got
central HEATERO chromea, which is whattwo to two colors in your Irish center
is a brown star? Brown star? Did you go up near a nuclear

(01:14:36):
power player? Yeah no, butI was a demon child because I was
in the Catholic school. Okay,So what about what they do with the
jale. They haven't done anything withthat as soon as I came out.
Yeah, I figure they would,all right, interesting, God, damn

(01:14:56):
John Henry, thank you for thankyou the call appriture. That's a wine
show. You can tell interesting googleshirt way, it's a lot a lot
of babies with like just weird grossthings. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's
that's pretty Tell you like how commonor uncommon? It is? Very rare?
Yeah, probably like one of apatrillion. You didn't get a tattoo
on it. God, I justwould suck your whole because of your belts,

(01:15:20):
wouldn't fish? Right? Yeah,get a good story out of it.
Yeah, there's only been forty evenreported ever ever, so that we
have one person on the phone andone person we know personally, and there's
only thirty eight left. Yeah,right, that we haven't met yet.
It's got to be more common thanthat. That's one of the questions.

(01:15:40):
Anything strange about your body? What'sthe nicest thing you've ever secretly done for
somebody? Which food do you refuseto eat? And then what is the
female equivalent of men who have carswith big loud exhausts? Eight seven seven
forty four if you want to callin text over to two two ninety have
one or any of the answers tothese questions. More diarrhea of topics come

(01:16:03):
up next to her in the Woodiesshow, Hang on, Greg, what's
the weirdest thing on your body?That's Anything strange about your thumbs? Yeah?
Might, well you've destroyed them ljust my left thumb, and then
with my left thumb. It's hardto describe it on the radio, but

(01:16:25):
I'm like, have this weird doublejoint that I can make it kind of
like pop in and out. That'scool, kind of neaty. I could
do that with my my pinky finger, like if I push it back it
goes like ninety degrees. Look atthat ninety degrees straight back right? Nice,
doesn't hurt, But I can onlydo it. What's the what's the
nicest thing you've ever secretly done forsomebody? Like donating to charity? And

(01:16:47):
I don't put my name on it? I guess why? Yeah, but
your name? That's what you said? Man, I get bold. You're
right, Yeah, Well, Iguess I should go down that route.
Now. Is there a food yourefuse to eat? Black liverorge, black
lickorice? Disgusting for us, allright? And for you? What do

(01:17:09):
you think is the female equivalent ofmen who have cars with loud exhausts?
Giant hoop earrings? When they saythe bigger the hoop, the bigger the
whore that I didn't make it up. That's that's the saying, though,
right, this is no like thisour diarrhea of topics questions. We have

(01:17:31):
four of them. Anything's strange aboutyour body? What's the nicest thing you've
ever secretly done for somebody? Whichfood do you refuse to eat? And
what is the female equivalent of menwho have cars with loud exhaust I will
answer that one first, Women thatcan't talk at a decibel level below that

(01:17:55):
of like a rock concert and gamepersonality, just like I can't take energy
level. I can't take it inthat all time every phone calls on speaker.
Yeah. Also, uh, bigtalkers like big talker chicks about how
tough and about how you know,honest and straight you know they are with
things. And then the minute youcan, if the minute you like push

(01:18:15):
back at all, they start crying. Wait, I thought you were like
some big bass you know, badassbitch. What happened? I probably hate
that. Hate that that didn't work? Cry stickers all over her car about
how she is a bad bitch.Also, Uh, the walks into the
house or business or work with theirphone in their hand or pocket, playing

(01:18:36):
music as loud as it can,almost talking loudly to be heard over the
phone to some of the answers forthat question eight seven seven four that's eight
seven seven forty four. Whatdy,let's go to Uh Lewis say, good
morning, Lewis, Lewis, goodmorning. What do you how You're doing
good? So? What do youhave an answer for the question here?

(01:18:56):
What is the female equivalent of menwho have cars with loud exhaust what do
you got man? So my answerhas got to be makeup, because like
when it comes down to a loudexhaust and it's not just about being loud,
there are cards that actually do needit. No, well not really,
there's a whole nerdy there's a wholenerdy answer to that. But anyway,

(01:19:19):
same thing with makeup, Like there'ssome chick that need it and others
that don't. You know, that'spretty much that's my app Okay, what
are you talking about? Big loud, big loud makeup, like just going
like over the top with it whereit's like super heavy scene. Yeah,
I've seen some some like real prettychicks that are you know, just really

(01:19:40):
don't need the makeup and they stilldo wear with ours others that. Yeah,
you're supposed to be better with makeup, not worse. How did you
manage that? All? Right?Lewis, thank you for the call.
Appreciated And something tells me Lewis hasa really loud card. Yeah, it's
to Lewis's point though, there's awhole style of makeup very Kardashian ask were
you can't They don't have facial expressions. It's just a cover up. The

(01:20:03):
cover up on the face is justcake, I can't see you smile.
Then you can see a line undertheir job. It's it's what's yours female
equivalent of men with the loud exhaust. I know this might sound a little
bit odd, but I would saylike very large dogs, the large dogs
the opposite on the text to likethey're saying like the little dogs, Like,

(01:20:26):
no, I get what menace issaying because it's like you have something
to prove the same with the bigdogs, like super bad ass maybe kind
of catch but anything strange about yourbody. Yeah, I have this super
crazy, weird eye condition that anytimeI go to the eye doctor and they
do that thing where they can seebehind your eyes, I have like h

(01:20:47):
on each eye missing part of myretina and like, okay, yeah,
it doesn't affect my eyesight at all. Yeah, Like every time I go
to an eye doctor, I haveto pre warn them because every time I
all hear like, whoa, thisis crazy. Like my last eye doctor
got like into like eye doctor forumsto like share photos like is this cool?

(01:21:10):
Yeah, what's the nicest thing you'veever secretly done for somebody? Oh?
I give money to my friends allthe time without even asking or like
just buy them soup, something thatI need I know that they need.
Okay, Yeah, which food doyou refuse to eat? Well, it's
a tough one. Carmel, garmel, Yeah, yeah, I mean anything

(01:21:34):
healthy healthy maybe? Oh yeah,anything green? Yeah, the most part
Yeah, like grain bread or somethinglike that. Bread, Yeah, I
hate that. Yeah, wheat rice, eat rice. That is the worst.
Maybe the female equivalent of men whohave cars with loud exhaust I would
say the women who were like headto toe in designer gear. They're really

(01:22:00):
out about it, you know,and then the handbags and like all the
accessories and stuff, and then theyget on the plane and roll back to
coach, you know what I mean, spend all their money on all that
stuff. The belt right exactly,All right, anything strange about your body,
My belly button is fake? Isyeah, I had. I knew

(01:22:20):
about the dead nipples, Like,right, I can't feel anything in my
breast that is one hundred percent trubut I had like skin pulled. And
when that happens, they just kindof like give you a fake. They
do that with some pregnancy of stufftoo, right, Like if you have
yeah, what's the nicest thing thatyou've ever secretly done for somebody, do

(01:22:42):
a lot of like donations to likecat charities and stuff anonymously. I know
I should start taking I should starttaking for real some respect on exactly and
which food do you refuse? Oysters? That's right? Like ocean? Yeah,
you did mention that eight seven sevenforty four? What high tailor hey,

(01:23:03):
so the equivalent of girls or youknow the question that that whole thing?
Yeah, the female equivalent of menwho have cars with loud exhausts would
be what girls who post on Instagramreligiously but have maybe a thousand followers and
a thousand posts? Right, Yeah, there's always that ratio. You got

(01:23:25):
to look at it like you haveit, Like I've wondered that sometimes when
you see people are going off onstuff like on Twitter and they have twenty
followers, like, who are youtalking to? Twenty people got to be
the people who you already know.They're posting real two minute long recaps their
weekends, like no one cares.I'm sorry your thousand followers. I think

(01:23:48):
the hope is menace that somebody somedaywill care and then yeah they're one of
them. All right. I thankyou to the cope, don't listen to
the haters. There says I wantget my coworker five hundred bucks because he
missed a target for a bonus byten dollars and I know he really needed
it. Female equivalent of a malewith loud exhaust pocket dogs come to mine,

(01:24:12):
and chicks who do the cat lipare the cat butt lips. While
taking a selfie, I guess thatthere really hard tight pucker. Well,
the flip fillers are out of controlthese days too. Yeah, this one
says, female equivalent would be eyelashextensions because they serve no purpose and they're
often poorly done. Agreed, prettygreat, but okay the few that you

(01:24:32):
refuse to eat papaya smells like farts. Okay this one from the five oh
five. My husband has a thirdnipple and I like to flick it when
he's least expecting it. Okay,we need somebody with a third nipple.
Yep. Female equivalent of male withlloudexhaust would be the ladies who have everything.
Oh this was Raby's saying a logoof designer on hat, earrings,

(01:24:53):
shirt jago. Women who keep reapplyinglotion every five minutes and stinking up the
room. Thank you that I knowthat, Like, okay, women use
lotion, but my god, howmuch are you using it? That whatever
room you're in stinks like the lotionthat you are wearing, I mean like
heavy, that's how Yeah. Foodthat I would never eat sushi? Why

(01:25:16):
would somebody willingly eat raw fish?Can I share one? When I thought
that the car question was a carquestion, sure, because somebody text it
into women that drive, uh thatdrive jeep wranglers like they're super into jeeps.
Like the jeep thing is just aculture, like Jeep and Harley,

(01:25:38):
Like they're just certain things that aretheir own thing. I'm with. I'm
kind of get annoyed with the jeeppeople too, And it's because of the
stupid ducks of handshield not the handslike the hand gesture or whatever it is.
It's because I walk around a lotof parking lots, as you might
imagine, I've seen it more andmore. Every jeep you have to have
forty little duckies. Oh it's it'sa big thing. And exactly all right

(01:26:00):
eight seven seven forty four Wooding HiT'sup with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. We'll wrap upthe diarrhea of topics coming up next,
Hang on Footy show. That's good. All right, Well we got our

(01:26:27):
diarrhea of topics going through. Uhthe last answers that we didn't get yet,
Sammy. Yes, anything strange aboutyour body not I mean my jocolicks.
I kind of have like a TMJthing going on. I don't think
we'll be able to hear it,No kidding, you can hear it across
a room. Oh yeah, Yeah. You get that crazy eye, the
one need surgery on. Yeah,I have a lazy eye that turns in

(01:26:50):
Yeah, but she needs like somecrazy, like really centricate surgery. Yeah,
where they would essentially cut the muscleon the side and move it on
the a I pull it straight.No, I don't. I don't want
it. I'm putting that off aslong as I can. But I did
wear a patch over my good eyewhen I was a kid to make my

(01:27:13):
bad eye strong, stronger, whichdid work. But now that I'm getting
older, bring the patch back,yeah, patch it up. Yeah,
but they said the patch wouldn't work. Now, what's the nicest thing you've
ever secretly done for somebody? Nonmoney related? I'm going with this.
What happened recently at a theme park. I was on a ride and you
could tell the people kind of inthe group on this ride had never been

(01:27:34):
on it before and they were reallyexcited about it. And there was a
little boy who was behind me ina row, and I'd been on the
ride a bunch of times, soI knew when the picture was going to
be taken. So me and myfriend ducked down so that the little boy
would be able to be seen inthe picture. So we were because we
didn't care. Yeah, nicest thingI could come up with that, But

(01:27:58):
I did want to say I havesomebody do something for me when I was
going through my divorce and I don'tknow who it was was taking my trash
cans out for me everyone dude,No, I mean it was I didn't
say anything at the time, Sammyand someone in the neighborhood, but I
don't know who did it to thisday. They were probably great gory.

(01:28:23):
He didn't want to see her trashcan Do you refuse to eat bacon?
Bacon, yeah, or pepperoni?Anything strange about your body? I'm pretty
good other than my I don't havepinky toenails. I have a chip,
but I was born with them regulartoenails, and I forget what it was.
Do you ever have to cosorit it? No, it doesn't really grow.

(01:28:43):
No, it's just kind of there. It's just a tea let me
show you, baby. Yeah.But then I think when I was like
six or seven, I did likemultiple accidents, you know, run around
doing kids stuff, and they torethem out and they just didn't really grow
back properly. What is the nicestthing you've ever seek done for somebody?
Well, I held the door fora lady. No, not secretly.

(01:29:05):
That's the tough part because in collegethey might know about it, but like
most other people don't know about it. Yeah. I pay for a lot
of stuff from my friends without themknowing or like I'll like menace says,
like I'll say, oh, I'vegot tickets for filling the blank and they'll
think, oh, you get themfrom your job, and like, yeah,
yeah, okay, but I'm actuallysuper sweet and gout on myself.
That's probably it. But I didlike a bunch of stuff for disability camps

(01:29:28):
when I was in college, includinga six week cross country tour. Wow,
but that was you had to dothat? No? No, no,
didn't you? Total I had toraise money for it. I had
to pay to go on that trip. Okay, but that was not secret,
but it was to you guys.Until now. Which food do you
refuse to eat? I don't thinkthere's one anymore. I've said I dislike
raw uh muscles, not muscles,raw oysters. Oysters, Yes, that's

(01:29:54):
thick enough. I just like them. I'll eat them if they're around and
I have to. But there's nothing. Why would you have to eat it?
Thank you? Yes? To becordial? Maybe not be a bit.
You're sitting there with everybody else iseat Yeah, diary of topics,
anything strange about your body? Yeah, plenty of things. But I would
say the weirdest thing is I gotthese, you know, right next to
my ear. I have these likecouple of bumps that are right there.

(01:30:15):
They're like a little piece of extraskin. They've always been there. I
thought you were going to piplew popperand take care. It's nothing. It's
nothing to pop it would have tooff. Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
I know. I keep waiting forthem to be gone. You got
weird? Which food do you refuseto eat? I told you the one
that I'm never eating again, nomatter what a shark. I just did
not. I tried it did notlike it went to a place that was

(01:30:38):
known for their shark bites. I'mlike, that's kind of cool. That
a poopy section. I'll check itout. So, yeah, shark.
Nicest thing I've ever secretly done forsomebody. I bought a car for a
coworker. Wow, have they theynot know that? No, they did,
but nobody else, nobody else know. I didn't. Uh, I
didn't discuss it with everybody, butthey really they really needed a car.

(01:31:00):
And uh they were a very hardworker. Ready there you go, and
uh I bought them a car.Nice. That's nice. Yeah, I
mean, look, I didn't duckdown for a photo deal. But anonymous
stories are truly anonymous. Huh No, we just shared it. Well now,
oh yeah, we shared them rightnow. But then also it's like,
you know, it's not it wasn'tlike that person and myself like we're

(01:31:23):
the ones who knew, but everyeverybody else didn't know. I donated,
like, over the course of severalyears, hundreds of dollars to the Special
Olympics. But I did too,And now it's for a NonStop mail but
it was for like a Raffle towin five million dollars. All right,
so there you go. I'm notfollowing what you're saying at all. You
make no sense. Show. I'mright, he needs some meals show.

(01:31:50):
All right, Welcome back everybody.It is the wood He Show. It's
Tuesday morning, and we got nerdnow at least in the world nerds coming
up here. And just a fewmoments was gonna tell us all about that.
It's June eighteenth and today is InternationalSushi Day. Oh yeah, yes,
my son shocked me. You know, we always asked the kids for

(01:32:12):
their birthday where do they want togo to eat? It's always their choice,
and we have gone through years andyears of McDonald's McDonald's and Chucky Cheese
and maybe even like an outback steakhouse. My son has been asking for that
for the last couple of years.But since I will be out of town
on his actual birthday this week,we asked him where do you want to
go? We did it over theweekend and he said it was our favorite

(01:32:34):
sushi restaurant that he suggested. Wow, rip, So we went there.
Nice. Yeah. Did he eatadventurously? No, No, he got
like a California role and the chickenkaraokee. But he said, this is
way more busting that I remember.There's also like a popcorn shrimp advertiser they
have there with this like spicy kindof orange sauce. Yeah, it's really

(01:33:00):
good. Oh, good International SushiDay, Taste, International Picnic Day,
Gregg much love a good picnic.I would like to join me the picnic.
It's a National Fishing Day. AlsoClean your Aquarium Day. You got
to keep after that. A quariumis one of those things that seems like
a good idea and then you getit. Yeah, I'm sure you saw.

(01:33:24):
Pope Francis hosted more than one hundredcomedians from around the world the Vatican.
That was odd. Now you know, I'm not a religious guy,
but that would be a pretty coolinvite to get. Yeah, yeah,
it's comedians, I think so.No, I'm saying just in general,
like if you got an invite fromthe from the Pope, hey, come
on out here. Yeah, JimmyFallon, Whoopy Goldberg, Chris Rock,

(01:33:46):
Julia, Louis Dreyfuss, Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffikin, and a whole bunch
more. And he told me thatit's a it's cool to joke about God.
Quote, it's okay to laugh atGod, just as we play and
joke with those we love. Butyeah, that it's not okay to make
fun of religious believers, which,let's be honest, that's the most fun
because they get worked up about everybodydoes. What else is going on?

(01:34:09):
Oh? Do you see dude?Inside? The NBA host Charles Barkley I
heard is retiring after next season.WHOA really? I can't hear that?
No more TV for him? Hesaid, I made the decision myself.
No matter what happens, next yearis going to be my last year on
TV. Yeah, because there's likethis whole thing that TNT, where he
is and has that great show pregameshow, is going to lose the NBA,

(01:34:32):
and so basically what he's and that'snot a given, but it's a
very likely scenario, and that hedidn't want to continue on with any other
network other than TNT. So TNTfor sure is like possibly the last year
next year. So he's just like, I'm gonna wrap after that. Okay.
Do you guys remember the movie TheSandlot. Yes, well, the

(01:34:55):
guy who played us Smalls in themovie. You know, you're killing me
for tossing a huge weight on acar's windshield and shattering video. Oh my
god, I saw the video.I didn't know it was him. I
thought of Greg immediately. It wouldbe awesome with it, like not to
somebody else's car, like damage somebodyelse's property, but like if you got
to just descore those rage room kindof places. I had no idea where

(01:35:17):
that quote came from. You're killingme small, really, I thought it
was from old school. Are youserious? That's way older than that's legit.
I have no idea that was fromthe sandlot. Tom Geary is his
name. I like, you threwit like a dumbbell through the jeep window
on my car. Let's do it'smen's car. He won't care anyway.

(01:35:39):
He was arrested and booked for assault, disorderly conduct, and malicious damage and
Greg Gory. Yes, a gayman who hates Pride Month. I'm not
a fan. Morgan Freedman, ablack man who has never been quite about
how much he hates Black History Month. Yes, I've heard a lot of
his quotes and they make a lotof sense. And he was asked about

(01:35:59):
it again during a recent interview withvariety, and he said, quote,
I detest it, the mere ideaof it. You're going to celebrate my
history. My history is American history. Yes, it's the only thing in
the world that I'm interested in beyondmaking money, having a good time and
getting enough sleep. Yeah, it'salong the side. It's so much criticism

(01:36:23):
I do for not towing the linewhen it comes to like the pride pard
or Yeah, and not that he'snot comfortable and right, you know,
but I'm out of who he is. Yeah, I'm out of my accomplishments.
I don't think your sexuality is anaccomplishment. I understand the history before
we get all the dumb emails.I get it. My issue has always
been call it something else, callit big gay party. It's just gay

(01:36:45):
a time. Yeah. It takespeople who are on the edge of acceptance
and pushes them back over to theedge of not accepting. That's just how
Greg. Now. You may disagreewith Greg or whatever. It's fine.
You know what. Look, theworld still turns. You still have your
prayed. We are not legislating here. Everything is happening as Black History Month
will still continue on. Even thoughMorgan Freeman's not a fan right, But

(01:37:08):
honestly, Greg, you're not likinggay Pride. Little game, call us
Name State, call us nerdsbody show. This is Nerdon with Raby. All
right, Rayes you got for usin the world of nerds today. I
don't know if you guys caught thebox office for Inside Out too, but
it was massive. Yeah, thehigh end tracking was ninety million. It
ended up making one hundred and fiftyfive. Oh, that's the best ever

(01:37:32):
Pixar opening was Incredibles two, butI think this is number two. Inside
Out two the best movie opening sinceBarbie and the best all time animated movie
opening globally. Wow, two hundredand ninety five million dollars across the globe.
I haven't seen it yet. Iam going to check it out.
This week, AV Club did aranking of all the Pixar movies the og

(01:37:55):
Inside Out came in at number seven, inside Out two came in at number
eighteen, but it us have aninety six percent audience score from Rotten Tomatoes,
the top five for the A VClub, Toy Story, Wally Toy
Story two Up, and The Incredibles. Now, inside Out two is going
to have another awesome weekend because theonly other major movie coming out this weekend.

(01:38:16):
Has anybody seen the commercials for theBike Riders Rider? It is basically
Sons of Anarchy looking with Austin Butlerand Tom Hardy. Oh, I have
been seeing that with an atomically stupidname. It is because the Bike Riders.
It is Bike Riders motorcycles. Ithought this was a joke. I

(01:38:40):
thought The Bike Riders was like TheGang Elliot started after Et left the planet
by it Rider. I had beenseeing Austin Butler in something, but honestly,
I thought it was like a planemovie. I had no idea even
the name of it. It's likea be a plane movie. It's called
the Bike Rider because I didn't knowthe name of and just the way they
were dressed, they looked like theywere old school pilots. I don't know.

(01:39:03):
They did look like it's set inthe fifties. Yeah, oh,
oh my god, it's so funny. Yeah. If you haven't seen trailers
and commercials, sport looking up theBike Riders coming out this weekend sounds awesome.
Oh, it is Miles Teller goingback to the Navy. He's gonna

(01:39:25):
start in a modern update of theeighties movie Officer and a gentleman. Oh
my goll right, that's the ogst Richard Gear and Deborah Winger. It
made them superstars. It won LewisGossip Junior a Best Supporting Actor Oscar.
It's about a dude who sets outto finish his Navy officer training. He
has like a crazy drill sergeant.That was Lewis Goussi Junior, and then

(01:39:47):
he found love with a local towny. It also won a NUROP. He
did. He picked her up atthe end, very famous during the OSCAR
winning song love Lift Us Up whereWe Belong? All right. I don't
know if you guys remember that JenniferWarrens and the all time best name in
rock Joe Cocker. Yeah that alsoJoe, Yeah, exactly, Joe time.

(01:40:11):
Miles Teller has been working nonstuff.He's recently wrapped up like three different
projects, including the Michael Jackson biopicMichael. He's in there. He plays
Jackson's lawyer, John Bronca. Okay, and one of the interesting stories.
Last week, the announced what they'regoing to do that sequel to Practical Magic.
Twenty six years later, Nicole Kidmanconfirmed it to People magazine, saying
she's coming back, Sandra Bullock's comingback saying yes, I'll be in it,

(01:40:34):
Sandy will be in it. Andthat's that. There's a lot more
to tell, which is why wego, Okay, this is kind of
interesting and now we'll be able todo it. We found a way in
nice. Nice, So excited forthat. I'm raving for more nerd stuff.
Check out the nerd No podcast atthe windieshow dot com. All right,
herd, thank you very much.Ravols. Get time for your birthdays.

(01:40:58):
And on this two day morning onthe Wooden Shown Show, its Shimoday.
We're gonna it's Shimoday. We're gonnasit be It's Shimoday. And you
know we don't do what bay Andstarting with his celebrities, Happy birthday to
Paul McCartney. Perhaps you've heard ofhim. He was a Beatle you guys.
Oh that's so yeah, yeah stuff. Yeah, he's been uh pretty

(01:41:20):
successful. He's eighty two years oldtoday. Blake Shelton from the Voice.
Also Gwen Stefani's husband forty eight yearsold. You got Richard Madden who is
Rob Stark on Game of Thrones.He's thirty eight years old today. Nathan
Morris, he's from Boys to Men. He's fifty three years old. And

(01:41:41):
then you got Carol Caine. Shewas Lillian on the Afrekable Kimmy Schmidt,
but I will forever known her asa miracle Max's wife and the Princess friede
Ye right, why everybody knows that? Tell me white, And after what
you just said, I'm not eventrying to be that anymore. I learned
only recently that she did not startout as a comedic aud She never even
considered it. And she's hilarious.Yeah, she was on Wow, it

(01:42:04):
doesn't matter, a lot of stuff, bunch of stuff. Your porno birthday
today is Michayla Cox. First ofall, Mikayla, and she's swallowed more
swimmers than jaws. Wow, that'sa good summertime one. She's been in
two hundred and eighty fine films,including forty year old, first time lesbian
that's Greg's fail. Oh, that'sthe best kind. She was also gorgeous

(01:42:24):
squirt girl. She was in I'ma NYMPHI Maniac Like My Mom Volume two,
The Family. She was fantastic andif it ain't black, take it
back. She was in Nice JugsVolume one, also Riveted Rectums Volume two
Riveted Rectum. Yeah, and whocan forget her unfreutable role in Please park

(01:42:44):
it in my rear volume two,please, she said, please get around.
Yeah, that's a Michayla Cox whois forty two years old today.
And that is your porno birthday,your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Tuesday morning look at what is happeningin the world of nerds with your nerd
Out Report. We're gonna take aquick break. We got some more Woodes
show for you. Next, hangon Nextavuila wouldn't approve the show. And

(01:43:15):
that's gonna do it for Tuesday,everybody, all right, all right,
So if you hit up theewoodieshow dotcom on the podcast today, SeaBASS and
his local news stories of the day. I don't know where he finds out
the scrap, because, dude,we are constantly going through these different news
looking at news and trying to findstuff to bring up on the show,
and he always finds the weirdest stuff. He just has like a he's got

(01:43:38):
a nose for it. It's likethose pigs to find truffles, yep,
yep, you know, they justknow where to look and know where to
find them. He is a localnews hunting pig. Yeah that's right,
Well he is a pig, right. I mean that's what Sammy's sayings the
minute, the minute she met him, Food News Today, what he showed
Food News and our little cocktail Weeniehot dog getting contest. Look, we're

(01:43:58):
never gonna have a chance with thefull size stuff, but with these little
mini cocktail wieners. Oh yeah,oh yeah, let's go. I like
that. Yeah. So we hadour own little competition and prop bet side
beat stuff going on. So thatand a whole bunch more on today's podcast.
Just hit up the woodieshow dot comcoming up for you tomorrow MENACE's word
of the Day. Yeah, Alsosome questions for the ladies and the significant

(01:44:23):
other quiz. We're gonna find outhow well Greg knows his partner Mario.
That and more tomorrow Wednesday here onThe Woody Show. And if you got
for us in the meantime, youcan leave on the after hours voicemail that
numbers eight seven seven forty four Woodyeight seven seven forty four Woody, send
us an email, email at theWoody Show dot com or find us on

(01:44:45):
social media at the Woody Show.Yeah, Braby menace, sebast Sammy,
if you'd like to add no GregGory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
most people blame their sweet tooth forgaining weight, but for a lot
of people it's their drunk tooth,ma high too, or they're high to
stress, tooth stress, boredom,tooth many teeth, Yeah, well,

(01:45:08):
how many teeth do I have?And they're all programmed for sweets? They
all have something. Yeah, maybeif I pull on my teeth out,
maybe that'll be the key to losingweight. And you keep like your dentures
or something locked up in a safebecause if you can't chew and you need,
you've got to be skinny, right, everything you got to eat.
That's right. I know that's right, don Josh, I'm just talking about

(01:45:30):
it. Spitballing here, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving theshow some of your valuable time this
morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it.Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a
great day. S M D doubleM. I quit this bitch,