The Woody Show June 24th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Tha Crossroads & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies? Monday is not theWoody Show. This is the Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Bay. Good morning, everybody,

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mood. It is Monday. Itis June the twenty fourth, twenty
twenty four. Hello, welcome.It is The Woody Show, and it
is a it is a new day. You're on the Woody Show. It's
a It's a day that I neverthought I would ever experience, to be
quite honest with you, guys,and I do want to address this right

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off the top. I'm gonna makesome brief mention throughout the show as people
are continuing to to tune in andwhatever else, I will have you know
that this is not my plan forhow all this transpired. I gotta I
gotta tell you, I am morethan pissed. I am more than disappointed,

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to say the least, But buthere we are, and uh,
I just want to let everybody know, uh that that Ravy is no longer
a part of the Woody Show andher last day was Friday. That wasn't
the plan, quite honestly the plan, and and I can't get into uh

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what she's what she's working on,what the future thing that she's possibly going
to be doing. But I cantell you that my plan, as this
whole thing has been playing out,has number one to keep my mouth shut,
which I have surprisingly And then theother thing is too is that I
wanted to My plan was to havelike at least a week, maybe a

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week and a half of like beingable to have a proper sendoff for Ravy
after being on this show. Shehas worked on different variations of my show,
including this one, for twenty twoyears. That's a long time,
you know, a friend of minefor thirty years. So just the whole

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way this thing has played out forme to say I'm disappointed is a dramatic
understatement. I'm angry, and trustme, I can't get into a lot
of it right now. But therewill come a day and I will promise
everybody this, and I know you'regonna have questions and everything else, I
will promise you this. There willcome a day where I will be able

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to tell the entire story and youwill know today is not that day.
I can't and I quite honestly,I don't have what they call it the
bandwidth to be able to do thattoday, I am h'm I'm sad,
I am disappointed. I am angryfor a lot of the Again, it's

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just the way the whole thing playedout. And that's that's all I can
really say right now. But atthe same time, I wanted to you
know, I love Raybi like asister, I really do, and I
wish her the best. I planon continue, uh continue to be friends
with her, and uh, youknow, obviously I love her to death

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and I thank her for all theyears that she was a part of this
show. And we had a lotof fun times, a lot of challenging
times, just like any family orany any group of really tight friends.
And this is unfortunately one of thetough parts about you know, I'm very
lucky where I've I've gotten to beable to hire my own people. I've

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not been in a situation in many, many, a long time many jobs
now where I just get paired withpeople to do this show with. I've
gotten the hand select people, andI've hired friends for the most part,
you know, like every once ina while, like someone like Sammy.
I didn't know Sammy before she cameto work on the show, and those
people end up, you know,becoming friends and part of the full But

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you know, for many, manyyears, I've hired friends and this is
one of those things anybody who's doneit. You work with friends, you
work with family. Every once ina while, you know, yeah,
yeah, you end up in areally awkward situation. And that's that's all
I could say about it right now. But I do wish Rave the best.
This is not how I plan onthings being like I said, my

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plan was to have a you know, at least a week and a half
or whatever of like a nice anice transition and a farewell and being able
to update everybody on on what she'sdoing and what she's thinking about. But
this is where we are right now. But I can promise you that I
will have the whole story at somepoint. It's not today. Today.
I'm just I'm upset and I'm disappointed, and at the same time, I

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am thankful and I am appreciative ofall the years, all the really good
years with Ravy being on the show. So that's all I can say right
now. If you just got yougot to you gotta trust me. That's
all. That's all. That's allI can say right now. So that
said, I want to get Ijust wanted to say that upfront. I
wanted that to be out there sowe can move on to the rest show.

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I will address at different points,like I said, as people are
tuning in throughout the morning, Iwanted to be out there. But just
again, I can't go back andforth and have a open phones discussion or
going back and forth with people.I do riise are going to be some
people who are upset about it.Trust me, I'm upset. I never
would have thought this day would behere. I never thought that I would,

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uh you know, I thought Iwould end up retiring and it would
be at least like Greg's probably gonnabe dead, you know what I mean,
because he stresses himself out so much. Menace would be like, you
know, some tech billionaire somehow,you know what I mean. So like
maybe those kind of things. ButI always figure that because I started with
the Raven and I and I alwaysfigured it would kind of end with with
Raven I. But but here weare again A story for another day.

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Moving on for now. Some stuffgoing on the show this morning. It's
an awkward moving anyway. I can'ttalk about it for four hours straight.
Yeah, there's no way to segue. It is what it is. I've
been wanting to, you know.And that's the other thing. Working for
such a big company the way thatwe do, there are so many people

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involved, not just like HR peopleand legal people. Whenever there's any kind
of like change or whatever, there'sso many people and stuff involved. It's
so dumb. I hate it.I hate this part of the job.
I hate this kind of stuff.I just want to talk. Let's talk
about guess whose gas, Let's talkabout ideas for the show. What is
what is Menace going to try tolike eat with Greg's foot the next time?

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That's what I want to talk about. Four Uh yeah, yeah,
Menus has some new four Loco drinks. But Redneck news is coming up for
you. Uh. Let's see,we got the weekend cheers and jeers.
There's actually some good stuff to toshare and some jeers of course, but
that's always fun. Uh. We'regonna make a trip to the Woody Show

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Crossroads and we'll go over some ofthe news headlines and everything else that is
this morning. You're on the WoodyShow, all right, So, uh,
I think I think that's kind ofwhere we're gonna leave things for now.
Do you want to do you wanta couple like Woody show? Did
you know? Okay, transition,Yeah, let's do it. Change it

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up. I'm not if you can'ttell, I'm not very used to doing
this. Things like this have havehave just not happened a lot. Yeah,
in my entire career of doing ashow like this, But I really
don't it. Well, thank you. It sounds a little suck up,
but I mean, yeah it does. Yeah, you're doing nice, You're

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doing a great job. You knowwhat. I'm trying you nail, you
know what. I'm trying to beas open and say as much as I
possibly can. Like I said,it's a full story, but it's a
story for another day, that's all. In the early nineteen hundreds, you

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guys, let's talk about some food, all right, Yeah, the peanut
butter and jelly sandwich. And youhear this all the time when people go
like, oh, snails, scargo whatever, Oh, it's a delicacy
everything gross. Well, it's adelicacy in wherever you're talking about. Well,
in the early nineteen hundreds, ofpeanut butter and jelly sandwich was considered
a delicate, see, because itstill is Jesus himself? Now? Is

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that because uh you see, likeis that because like peanut butter? Was
it? I mean I'm sure yeah, liked it like somebody they did.
They just invented it. You know, everybody knew how to make it.
Like and was that right after slicedbread? Because that was a big deal
when that was probably Yeah, andyou put those together mind blown. A

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report from Expedia found that Americans takefewer days off than any other country in
the world. Absolutely, on average, we get twelve vacation days a year.
But here's the thing. Fifty threepercent of people don't even use the
twelve Why the top excuse was toobusy to plan or go on vacation.
And despite all that, you havetwelve days, fifty three percent don't use

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it. But you have sixty fivepercent of people here in the US would
think they deserve more time off.What are you going to do with it?
You don't take the twelve that yougot? Yeah, I got some
new I will be taking twelve andI need more. Is that okay with
everybody? Yeah? I'm doing Hey, we got days port done, you
know, take them. I'm surprisedlike Bort doesn't take more days off like

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when the show has vacation, becausethat would be a yeah, yeah,
that's usually when everything everybody needs everything, or something goes wrong. But there's
way more to do on days wherethe show is here and live and everything
else that you are responsible for.It seems like it's easier for everybody to
cover me when I'm when everybody elseis here, you know, yeah,
I think so. Well, here'syour daily mention of Japan, you guys.

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Yeah, oh yeah, Japan.They get the fewest days off at
eleven, but the people there theyuse them all, yes for them?
Who takes the most vacation days thelazy French? Yes, that's what I
was about to say. Like whenI was in France, when I was
in the France, when I wasin the Champagne region, I get there

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at eleven o'clock in the morning andthen nothing is open really, and I'm
like, how does this this societyeven run? Because like nothing open at
eleven am. And then finally somethingopen probably around two, and then they
close by like six. Oh really, because there's a lot of places in
Europe that are open until like midnight. People don't even sit down to dinner

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and talking about in the city.I'm just talking about like outside, barely
anybody's working. I don't even knowhow the place even functions. Oh,
by the way, the other thingI meant to mention, Greg Gory is
on the show today. He is. He's just not here yet. He's
coming back. He's at his parents'house, as you know, he's driving
for his brother's whole thing, andhe was gonna be a little late.

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We do. He's not like onpurpose late, but he will be joining
the show a little bit later onin the morning. I'm I'm at exactly
sure, exactly one time is goingto be here. Greg could have flown
here and been here in an hour. I know that he only drives.
Yeah, well, we're cutting gregssome slackses because of everything that's been going
on with him, So I thinkhe had to take a break from massive
diarrhea or something like that. Butyeah, he did say that he wanted

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to take the scenic route so itwould be more just oh we do so,
yeah, that's right. Yeah,good, like the longest way.
Yeah yeah, the longest way possible. Yeah, we're gonna get a quick
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Com. Back to the show andwe are in two another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.It is Monday morning. It's June twenty

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fourth, twenty twenty four. Myname is whatdy. That is Greg Gory.
He is back. Everybody back,good flesh, Thank you. It
is nice to you. Things justaren't the same, yeah, Ai Greg
though right, Hey, I agreewith you question. Yeah, it's pretty
right. So don't get too comfortable. I know, I know. Does
AI Greg have a good personality oryeah? He had jokes. He understands

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technology because it is yeah, thevast difference between the He does not mail
his bills. No, yeah,he does it online. Yeah, we
got menus. Good morning, Menace, good morning, there's a sea bass.
You've got Sammy Bort, Caroline MorganVaughan, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four wood He hit usup with the text over to two to

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nine eight seven. I made abigger statement at the beginning of the show,
and if you want to hear allthat, you can do that by
going on the podcast when it getsposted a little bit later on. But
just for those of you who areyou know, just waking up or joining
the show, some crazy news that. Again, I just never thought that

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I would ever be making an announcementlike this on this show. I envisioned
things being being different, and youknow how life goes, things just don't
turn out that way. But Rabyis no longer a part of the Woody
Show. And I had a planthat was gonna be, you know,
at least a week or so oflike a kind of send off an a
farewell and let her say goodbye toeverybody. But again, things in life

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just don't go as planned. Andthere will be a story that can be
told in its entirety at some point. Today is just not that day.
Uh, and I'm just I'm sad. It's a combination of like sad,
anger and a lot of disappointment.Like it just a heavy heaping of disappointment.
So uh anyway, that's uh,that's the news. Life goes on

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and it's really just a it's reallyjust a lesson for everybody, dude,
every single one of us. Youknow, I would like to believe that
we are just so important to youknow, the cog that makes the whole
thing go. And I mean I'veI've been in this situation. Everybody in
this room has been in this situation. And you know where either you get

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let go or you leave a placewhatever, and uh, the place goes
on, and you know, lifemoves forward. You think when somebody dies,
like, how am I gonna everyou know, live you know without
this, but uh, you know, things, things happen. And I
love Raby. She she will Iwill always consider her to be one of

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my closest friends. And that's allI can really say, uh for right
now. But again I said moreat the beginning of the podcast, But
if you want to check that out, you can do that. But that's
that's all I've got to say.Uh, for now, for now.
Yeah, so obviously that's a that'sa jeer. Right, we're talking about
weekend cheers and jeers. I willkeep it positive here though. First cheers

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and jeers. I'm gonna start withthe Bert Kreischer h Fully Loaded Tour.
Oh yeah, and his wife Leanne, dude, and all the people that
put on the Fully Loaded Comedy Tour. That production is top notch, high
level, like no expense spared.It was great. Whitney coming killed,
Tony Hinchcliff, who had never seendo stand up. I'd seen like some

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of like the kill Tony stuff sogood. And fan of cart Narks and
fan of cart Narks, Joe DeRosa, he was great. All the comics
were awesome, but just the eventitself was fantastics. And I were there
Saturday at PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh. So cheers to Bert and Leanne and

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everybody that put on that production.That was fantastic. Yep, my jeer
porch pirates. Oh now the BottomFeeders of Crime. Yeah right, there
was a video I saw over theweekend. This is in Redding, Pennsylvania.
This FedEx guy drops off a package. Now I think it was what

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last week or the week before,we saw a video where the FedEx guy
had literally just put the package downand somebody ran up, ran up right
like ran up, and then grabbedthe package and took off as the FedEx
guy is just standing there. Thisis a whole level because FedEx guy drops
off the package, takes a picture, you know, to prove that it
was dropped off, and then ashe's walking away, not one but two

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different porch pirates who arrived in differentcars, foot race to the door to
steal the package. Now, theone douche grabs it. The other one
comes up, swings what looks tobe a knife in his hand, grabs
the package. Meanwhile, the otherone grabs a flower pot that was on

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the porch, uses it as aweapon, and starts chasing the other porch
pirate, who now has the packageand is running back to his car.
Is one of the most pathetic thingsyou'll ever see. Loss. In case
you're wondering, the package was aphone from AT and T. Let's say
they got to know. It's somethingthey got to you. Yeah. Yeah,
So the police are investigating. Theyhaven't caught anybody yet, but here's

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the statement from the reading chief ofpolice. To have these two scumbags come
into our community and get into apotentially deadly altercation oversealing a package is unbelievable.
Yeah, losers. Well, I'msure the phone company sent all the
phones in the same box, AndI'm like, why don't you just pick

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them up at the stores? Whythey're on that truck? How do they
know that's how do they know thedelivery? Yeah? Yeah, it's not
down there talking about just in general. It's a bigger conversation when I was
when I was reading the article andthey're saying that they're trying to come up
with something where like if you're adelivery driver, Amazon, fed Ex,
ups, whatever, that you cancall a number if you feel like you're

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being followed or you noticed something suspicious. Yeah, I think I know what
that number is. Yeah I believeit. And then they go yeah,
okay, cool on the other endof that phone call. Though, Well
that's of thing too. If youlive in certain cities where there is where
there is a wait time for theemergency number, then who cares? But
this looks like ready, you know, this is this part of PA that

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should not be that way. Thisis a nice little subdivision cops in that's
where area they love doing stuff.Yeah, oh yeah it I had something
where it was internal, though hadto be through whoever was delivering the mail,
because I had an oculis being deliveredfrom Best Buy and a box shows
up to my house and it hasthe address and the sticker on and I
open it up and it's some poorold guy's pills inside. So that had

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to be an internal thing, rightright, right? Yeah, Greg Gore,
you're back. Yeah, I'm back. I wonder what my jeers will
be? Yeah, yeah, Iwasn't quite sure, Like do I do
I bring Greg into the cheers andjeers or I mean, my my jeer
is just an overarching jear. It'sjust what happened to my brother. Just
a quick update. I went tovisit him after he got in this motorcycle

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accident and that's why it was outa couple of days and found out more
about the accident. He remembers theaccident happening, which I didn't think he
would, and then he was ina coma for about a week. He
remembers nothing of the coma. Iwas kind of bummed. I was hoping
he would say I remember voices oryou were talking. I'm a light,
you know, but he does rememberthe accident. He has a ripped open

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leg, a ripped open abdomen,lost a kidney. Now he has a
problem with his pancreas. He gotsixteen pints of blood. The doctor said
he's lucky to be alive. It'sa long road ahead. Jeers. Also
to hospitals, I texted you wouldhe they just have a smell of pea
about them. Yeah, at alltimes. It's so weird. The staff

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was really friendly. Everything went aswell as it could under the circumstances.
And I also noticed too, whenyou visit somebody in the ICU, there's
really not much to talk about otherthan the accident, the injury, the
recovery, and that kind of getsstale after about fifteen minutes, and then
I feel like I'm just staring athim as he's trying to sleep. He

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said he has insomnia on top ofit all, maybe because he had that
coma and caught up all the sleep. True, you know, So it
was just a crappy few days,just mega depressing. My cheers is I
took my first swim of the year. Yeah, yeah, happy that mates.
Dade Yeah, I get home andget right into the pool and I

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was just finally in my happy place, so that kind of resought me.
It was great. So Happy Menace, cheers and jeers. Well the cheers
definitely has to be the Burt Kreischerevent Sea Bass. We got to spend
a lot of time with Whitney CummingsWoody and I she was Yeah, she
was fabulous of me hanging out withher. That was that was great.

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But also on top of the event, which I thought was really cool,
we were hooking up a bunch oflisteners to do a mean greet with Bert,
and Bert said, hey, guys, we're having this huge after party,
would you like to come along tothe listeners they were just supposed to
say Hi, I take a pictureand then leave, and they got to
hang out with us and all thecomedians and a bunch of Steeler players that
were there, and that was supersuper fun. I enjoyed that. That's

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old school Burt because that's what hewould do. What he was doing clubs,
you know, earlier in his career. Is it just be like,
all right, the show's ever,let's go to the bar. Yeah,
that's uh. It was funny becausethere was a guy clearly part of his
operations team, and uh, aftereverybody was kind of escorted out of the
room and toward the after party,he's like, well, because parts like
that was cool, I did thatright. Yeah. The guy's like,

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yeah, he goes this is differentthan when you go out to just a
bar and you invite the whole damnbar. This is like a smaller group
of people. Yeah, but hewould yeah, he would go out typically
like go to some bar right afterthe show and going all right, come
on, guys, let's go andbring the whole damn place back with him.
And that caused more of an issue. But I'm sure because he's probably
spending a ton of money. He'sprobably spent all the money he made that
night. Uh, and then myjeers this very first world problem. But

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after the party, I only sleptfor like two hours, and I was
supposed to get on a flight andmy phone didn't charge in the room for
some reason. So I'm like anine percent battery. I'm like, oh,
I'll just get to the airport andcharge it. Nope. The line
is like crazy long to try toeven get onto the flight. And then
I get on the flight, No, Wi Fi in the flight at all?

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Spirit. Yeah, Spirit, Okay, hold on, Spirit, I'm
gonna I'm this year. Yeah,uh they they you've mentioned this before.
What do you know what is about? Well, this is a new plane.
So it's a brand new plane.I'm hearing that excuse for a year.
Now, how's the how's the newplane not have the technology? Like
I'll figure they just build it withthat, know what's going on? What
they gotta take they gotta take itdown to Like remember how you used to
have to get like an aftermarket stereofor your car, Yeah you know,

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or like yeah right, yeah,you would go you would go to that
place like after you bought the carfrom the dealer. Like I'm pretty sure
that the planes now when they go, oh hey, they don't like take
them to the aftermarket shop to getthe Wi Fi stuff. It's free money
for you, Spirit, you're chargingtwelve. I'll take like thirty five minute
flights with them all the time.Wi Fi great, But when I have

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a super long flight no Wi Fi? What's going on? No Wi Fi?
And a dead phone and almost adead phone and I couldn't even sleep
in the seat. So now youknow what paralysis feels like right man,
Yeah, like people who like youwant to move a leg but you can't.
I was just like sitting there andjust listening to the god you are
the king of battery packs and chargingwhat's going on there? I was rushing

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to leave and I thought I hadtwo battery packs that were charged, and
then I went to go check him. Weren't charged, So I didn't bring
along. So men U has beenreally priding himself. It's a it's a
very strange source of pride about how, you know, not only just to
carry on bag, but literally hecan fit everything wherever he's going. His
laptops, his gadgets, his clothing, his toiletries, everything into a backpack,

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not even like a roller bag,you know, like a smaller suitcase.
So he can bring on Yeah,for whatever reason he is like it's
almost like a challenge. This seemslike more something like Sea Bass would do
to try to challenge himself to bringas few things as possible. But where
he's been screwing up lately is thatwhile he's out of town, he ends
up having to go someplace to getunderwear or to get other stuff because like

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he brought to Little Well, itwas so humid. You know, I
had to change my underwear like fivetimes a day because today No I mean
I'm exaggerating, but like twice aday, yeah, twice a day.
So I had to go. Iwas like, oh, I didn't bring
I didn't bring enough underwear. Thatwas me like not judging the situation right.
But I would have put trips.You know, underwear is an easy

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thing to get an extra two ofYeah, that would fit easy. Yeah.
I was able everything that I purchased, I was able to put back
in the bag and take Now,what's what's wrong with the roller suitcase?
Like just to you know, soyou don't have to like really worry about
it. It's kind of dainty,don't you think? I think. I
think the problem is when you havesomething I mean is ordering dessert at the
restaurant. But I think a suitcaselike if you need to grab something out

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of it, you can't. It'snot you go to put it down on
zip it, yeah, rummage throughit. Let me I say, what's
wrong with the roller bag or let'ssay whatever, something less dainty def bag
case or something and a backpack,which is what I do. And I
have no problem. Well because I'mflying spirit, I can only take one
bag unless I did know frying thebig seats up front on the way there.

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I did. On the way back, there wasn't any available. You're
hurting yourself. But I was ableto to get the aisle seat or the
emergency seat. But still that's good. Yeah it was fine. Yeah that's
even closer the engine so you canhear it better. Yoh yeah, I
heard it the whole time. AndI'm shocked, man, as she didn't
have I didn't have a book onhand. Yeah, yeah, no books
available. Yeah, I could haveread as longs he just grabbed one off

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the stack of you what he's currentlylooking Yeah, I was looking for him,
but I couldn't find him or inpeace and Sea Bass weekend cheers and
jeers, I want to say,and this is a almost a second cheer
to Jordan Hudson who was spotted acheerleading practice. Jordan Hudson. You don't
know her name? Oh yeah,Bill Belichick's twenty four year old girlfriend.
Yeah, now I know Sammy's talkedabout. Well, now that I'm not

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in high school in college, Ican't cheer anymore. Welld Jordan's pulled it
off somehow as a twenty four yearold, she's still as what if she's
a flyer, she's the girl ontop at where I don't know. I
saw some footage where she's had somerandom gym. She's had a gym or
I guess she coach, but she'swith like older little girls. Yeah,
she had a couple of big backsholding her up. I guess she either
teaches or coaches. But she's stilltraining, keeping it in shape because she

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knows if she's gonna keep Bill Belichick, she's got to stay fit. Yeah,
of course, So cheers to Jordan. And apparently it came out that
she was dating some like other sixtyfour sixty four year old guy. Yeah,
so I apparently I read that.Oh like everyone was dogging on her.
But the sixty sixty four year oldcame out of nowhere said, oh,
I used a dator. She's cool. I got her. But she

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was twenty one and a half.Yeah, so cheers to Jordan. She's
keeping out, she's killing it.Just thrown it around to the guys who
and uh, cheers somewhat to myself. Actually, it was actually just yesterday
where I went to a you know, like a group class at a gym
and this, you know, godown the elevator with his girl and she
starts chatting me up, trying tohit on me. Yeah, and of
course, and I want I playedit cool, like I was like,

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you know, I was like,you know, keeping my I didn't want
to like seem too interested. Thenwe want to offer. She's like,
all right, see you soon.I was like, I really should have
asked for her number or something.And damn, but I was playing it
too cool. You know, shewas just throwing it out. Yeah,
but next time, I know whatshe looks like, obviously I got it.
Cheers, And next time taking shotsboys, you know what, like
what Michael Scott says, you misseda thousand percent of the shots you don't

(28:21):
take? Yeah? Was that?Okay? So wait from I thought there
was a wing that do what hedoesn't get references from the past twenty years.
What are you talking about? It'sa very famous line from the office,
Yeah, Michael, like Michael sawMichael Scott. Okay, yes,
okay, I was see I wasso dry. I wasn't picking up.
That's that's how the office is delivered. Dry, got it? I know,

(28:44):
I agree. I was getting verywell done, set, Thank you
all right, Sammy, Sammy weekendcheers and jeers. My cheers is to
my new glasses that nobody noticed.I say a thing. I didn't know
if they were new or not.No one likes them then, at least
like I didn't know. What Idid notice is I've for the first time
ever, I've seen you in aT shirt. I've never once. Yeah,

(29:08):
I got some burned and I'm veryhot, so yeah, so I'm
in a T shirt. My gearsis to the antique mall that I went
to over the weekend. Thanks forcalling, right know, But this,
I mean outraged me when I sawit, which somebody had this just box

(29:30):
kind of you would put keepsakes orthings in it, and it was for
sale and on the tag it saidit was for sale for one hundred and
thirty five dollars and then it wasfrom the seventies except for I bought that
exact box from Hobby Lobby five yearsago for twenty dollars. Ooh. I
was pissed that people are trying todo stuff like that. Wow. Jeers

(29:52):
to the antique mall. Yeah,not authentic, Yeah, trying to pass
things on. Gregor you have toget with Sammy and yeah, I'm going
to make sure that she's going tothe good ones. Right, you need
to be with you at these antiqueYeah. Isn't that The thing amongst like
at the antiquing crowd is that there'sno definite, you know, line for
what is an antique? Right?Yeah, sometimes they're cool. I went
to this one antique mall that youwould love, Sammy and Menace, you

(30:15):
would appreciate it. I was lookingat this Louis Vuitton bag and the owner
of the mall said, Hey,I just want to let you know the
seller here in this kiosk is kindof shady. I don't think that bag
is real. Let me show youwhy. And I thought, wow,
thank you, I almost bought it. Yeah. So what Seabas You're talking
about is like, does it haveto be at least fifty years old?
Is it? How old is somethingthat apparently four years of antique? On

(30:41):
the tag of that box it saidit was from the seventies. They were
trying to pass the old item andit was not like, look, the
cops aren't going to show up forthat, but your local like Iteam Guy
or Sea Bass Antique road show.Yeah, get them. Yeah, drama
at the antique place. The truedefinition is a undred years old, so
seventies wouldn't even be No, thatwould be like vintage. Yeah, vintage.

(31:04):
She always thought it was something thatwas like fifty years or older.
See that's the thing there is.It's just kind of what you mean.
Yeah right, I have no idea. I don't like any of it,
but we all agree stuff. Idon't like old all. We all agree
that we can't mess with the sanctityof the antique mold. No, there's
a week in cheers and jeers everybody. Yeah, hell yeah, cheers and
jeers, And we're gonna take aquick break. We got the phones open

(31:30):
eight seven seven four. You canhit us up with the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Willbe right beast it is. It's the
show. And you guys started withsome very sad news here rapper folio Fulio.
Are you familiar with Folio Menace?I am not. Fulio was killed

(31:53):
in Tampa, Florida yesterday, twentysix years old. GMZ has a video
of the scene. They're the HolidayInn where it happened. Such a cool
culture, you know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah, I'm getting it.
I just really want to be partof the hip hop lifestyle, right,
I want to. I want toput my life at risk for my
so cool, so cool Yeah,twenty six year old guys now dead.

(32:15):
Yeah, for the culture. Yeah. The Edmonton Oilers came back, dude,
this is the The Stanley Cup Finalis insane. It started so god
damn boring, and it's like oneof the most exciting things I've ever seen.
The Oilers came back. There weredown three nothing in the finals and
now they've tied it up with theFlorida Panthers three games apiece cans exactly,

(32:43):
I think. Actually, Cake camfelt done with a cake. Yeah,
she's already doing Playboy, is shereally? Oh yeah, Clay Boys thing
still Yeah, Boy was done digital. Yeah, she confirmed she does have
great cans. Some very stupid tattoos, but some great Uh. Anyway,
they're the first team to do thissince nineteen forty five, and if they

(33:05):
win Game seven, which is tonight, they'll be the first team to do
that since nineteen forty two. It'slike, but man, it's been so
excited. Started so boring. Imean, you know, Connor McDavid,
I thought he was going to bea total choker in the in the finals
here, and he's been getting alot of you know, crap. He's
a great player, but he hadn'treally won anything. And it is kind
of cool when you get a playerwho really is that good. It is
cool when they come through. Butkind of like Greg, you know,

(33:27):
Greg kind of roots against like peoplewho win the lottery. He wants them
to like forget about their ticket expire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
if you're going to get a ticket, just check your damn ticket. I
thought for a minute there, andI brought this up on the show.
I thought for a minute there,it'd be cool to, like, you
know, have Connor McDavid never winanything, like, be this great player
that just never won trouts. Yeah, I hear, Yeah, who's the

(33:49):
quarterback never want anything? Yeah yeah, SeaBASS, you're gonna hate this.
Oh No, Target is now sellingbaby Stanley cups. Oh for the like
yeah, like for kids, andchicks are loving them. The way you're
gonna scream when I show you whatI just found a Target. There's no
way they make kids Stanley's. Now, this is the cutest thing ever.

(34:15):
The way I'm literally screaming right nowI'm not screaming. These are literally the
cuest thing. They're twenty dollars,my heart, my heart, Oh what
commute it is. And you keepusing literally and also use it in the
wrong way. You slightly confused mebecause we went out of a hockey story.
You gotta start saying Stanley cut tumbler'sthere. Oh yeah, dude,

(34:38):
I don't even think about that.You're right, yeah, this is super
smart because who buys these Stanley tumblers? But basic? Which does it go
to target? And what do theyhave? True? Kids, these are
adorable. First of all, herewe go. Every child needs one,
for sure, but they've already beenpopular with kids, and like the Yettie
ones with the straw have already beenpopular. Wait, hold on, Sammy,

(35:00):
wait you're saying that, then insulatedmug already exists. What huh?
This one, this one, thisone for kids doesn't have a handle,
so it doesn't make it as farsuperior as the adult one, very similar
to the ny six ounces. Youdon't need a handle, right, No,
I know, I'm just saying thatthis makes it very much like any

(35:22):
other kids tumbler, though Stanley andshe literally can't even can't even literally screaming,
how many again? Yeah, I'mwhispering, screaming, literally screaming like
you know you're so not Let's getone. Let's get back on again.

(35:43):
Guys, keep keep this in yourmind because there's a trillion dollars to be
made and then the next whatever thisis, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
get on the ground. Phones areup at eight seven seven forty four.
What he text just came in.We were talking about on Spirit. You
were bitching about the Wi Fi andI said, well, this was especially
their brand new planes. Like howdo they not have Wi Fi outfit with
them already? I figure they buildthem that way, do they take them

(36:04):
to the after they take them tothe you know, the cartoons store and
get it outfitted later. And somebodyactually texted in saying Wi Fi and Spirit
is an STC supplemental type certificate andit's done after the plane is received.
So yes, kind of like gettingin aftermarket radio. They own the equipment
and maintain it. Not Spirit.Okay, the plane put it on,

(36:29):
change the rules, change you putthat plane into service, get that taken
care of warehouse. Yeah, it'slike eventually I'll get around to, uh
putting some really cool decals. Theymake it look like a Jurassic park.
I saw somebody by the way inan accident yesterday, one of those people
that had outfitted their car with allthe Jurassic parks. So yeah, so
it looks like, uh, likethe one from the movie. And of

(36:51):
course this person was wearing like likefake like ogre horns. Yeah. No,
it was like one of like becausebeyond the car are like even they
were dressed up as if they weregoing to some costume party. I'm telling
you, you go, there's thisthing with jeep owners where like they're they're
doing weird stuff there and there's there'sthere's trouble brewing with jeep owners with the

(37:13):
ducks. It's a red flag andin the angry eye grilled covers. Yeah,
I just realized that on on acruise. I'd never seen the cruise
thing, but apparently on cruise isthe big thing, and people hide those
little rubber ducks everywhere, and youtry and you try to find them,
to the point where like the cruiselines got in on them and they purchased
the ducks and they hide them.The passengers who were going around. I
saw adults doing that and they've gonearound collecting these ducks, Like I found

(37:37):
four ducks today. Woman's like sixtyadult children. That's what I want to
do when I'm on a cruise asan adult, go around looking for ducks.
It's cool for the kids, Isay, being a little or fun
kids, that little little kid kidactivity. But not lying because I was
in uh where was I? Iwas in Valencia, Spain, and like
right outside of the port Valencia,California. Yes, bain oje. Yeah

(38:01):
they have they have a port,and yeah, right outside like when you
walk off the ship, it's justa store where they're selling ducks. So
you can go buy him. Yeah, show you next hand. Funny story
This guy Michigan State Rep. NeilFrisky or Frisk Okay, he is facing

(38:28):
charges after he chased a stripper downthe road and was shooting a gun after
a disagreement about what. I don'tknow what the argument or the disagreement was
about, but nothing good happens aftermidnight, right it was two forty five
in the morning. That's typically abitch, where's my money? And the
girl worked at the Deja Vu stripclub. Now this is my favorite part.

(38:52):
Represented A Frisk team released a statementclaiming that this was a completely politically
motivated arrest. Sure there were witnessesand everything else. And also a quick
note from the article that I thoughtwas pretty funny. They were talking about
how quote faith and family were atthe heart of his campaign to be re
elected to the State House of Representatives. Chasing a stripper through the streets to

(39:17):
forty five in the morning, shootinga gun. Dude, it's a happy
place that shouldn't be going down.But look, it's politically motivated, guys.
Yeah, and this is like anold looking politician. Guy, this
is not a year old or youknow, George Santo's type. Like,
well, how do you explain himrunning through the streets, you know,

(39:37):
shooting this gun or whatever. Yougo, Well, everybody knows Rep.
Frisks, you know what a commitmentto the Second Amendment? Well, what
does that have. I have acommitment to the Second Amendment. I'm in
favor of that. However, notfiring off guns in Public's not gonna see
me in the middle of the streetchasing a stripper with a gun. This
doesn't happen to Mitt Romney. He'sthe morning in stripper. Neighbors, Yeah,

(40:04):
it happens. You know a whilea weekend jeer for him, you
know, yeah, eight seven sevenforty four wood He hit us up of
that text over to two to nineeight seven. Kick your feet up on
the dashboard back in a few TheWoody Shows. The Woody Show whist back.
Well, we are into another newhour and another new week. It's

(40:27):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. We are the Woody Show. It's
June twenty fourth, twenty twenty four. Woody got Greg Gory, Hey,
Menace is here? What is that? There's a sea mass? You got,
Sammy, We got the phones openfor you. Eight seven seven forty
four, Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. You can
also hit us up of the textover to two to nine eight seven,

(40:51):
uh plenty to get to for youthis hour. But as we mentioned,
time to make a trip to theWoody Show crossroads every yeah. Yeah,
sometimes you just got to clean thegarage out, you know. All right,

(41:15):
So a lot of people sending emailsor feedback. They send it to
you if you go to the stationwebsite says contact us, and they think
that they're, you know, complainingto management, which they are management seeds.
But then so do all the otherpeople who are on the air,
because a lot of times it's allwe have an event coming up, if
you could mention it, or Ilike to make a request, or you
know, some other kind of correspondencethat maybe somebody else would be able to
help with. So we see someof these complaints as well. And these

(41:38):
people they have declared themselves done withthe Woody Show, which is fine.
You know, people come and goand relationships they once were explosive and exciting
and and then next thing, youknow, they're just you know, yeah,
And so it's just healthier for everybodyinstead of trying to hold on and
hang on, just healthier to moveon, which is what we're doing with

(41:59):
the folks. Starting with this one. One of those station feedback emails from
Michael f subject rainbow washing the airwaves, and when he sent to the station
feedback thing, it always asks replyrequested, Michael says, yes, I
want to hear. I was listeningto the Woodie Show and they were playing
a disgusting game called Top Versatile orRavenous Bottom Oh no, the empowering game.

(42:24):
I was pretty offended at how itportrayed the gay community. They use
tired stereotypes that we ourselves are movingaway from and made gay people the butt
of the joke. I don't thinkhe intended the punt, but yeah,
there somebody mentioned how we're likely tomeet someone at Pride and hook up in

(42:45):
a porna potty while holding our breaththe entire time. Well, you're not
trying to breathe that in? Isthat really the best they could do?
And the judge whether someone is atop or a ravenus bottom by how they
talk. Come on, this israinbow washing at its worst. I've never
heard that term before. That isno, okay, and I know that
is. It is where like let'ssay, bud Lighter Smirnoff will like just

(43:07):
slap a rainbow on their products andsay, hey, look we're gay now,
or what everybody's doing with their profilesfor the month of June, right
but they watch their profile or yeah, well he's not using the term properly.
But here we are using terms thatthe gay community doesn't use. Oh
what except for that gay guy.Once you interviewing gay people, they are

(43:29):
people love playing this game, theylove playing this Well not this guy,
Michael says. That really perpetuates negativeimagery. Of LGBTQ folks, especially the
receptive partner in gay relationships, thetaker. It also is obvious that they
are misinformed, because aside from topsverse and ravenous bottoms, we have those

(43:50):
who are very verse or power topsor strictly sides. What about the side
we talk to a side one timewe did remind me of that nos only
oral just a mouth party. Okay, last year we talked to us,
not that it's our not that it'sour community's job to educate you or develop
content. You could have done somethingto actually honor the l g b T

(44:13):
community. Why not highlight queer musicians? And the singer of Green Day is
an out and proud bisexual. Whynot do something fun like green Day?
Fun facts are trivia? Is BillyJoe either do better? And so do
you for paying them? That isfrom Michael. We have lost Michael.
Everybody, Oh boy, bye bye. I thought Billy Joe couldn't be cooler

(44:45):
interesting, he's all international and bywow to this one. Other one says
to the station. Feedback is fromMatthew R. Subject inappropriate conversation, No
reply requested. No says I wouldlike to make an official complaint about The

(45:07):
Woody Show. I was listening whilethey were doing a segment about tattoos.
Apparently one of the interns had agreedto get a tattoo on the air,
so everyone was trying to decide whatshe should get. Some of the ideas
were hilarious, but then somebody suggesteda Jeffrey Dahmer tattoo, and then another
listener suggested an O. J.Simpson tattoo. Really, has everyone conveniently

(45:30):
forgotten that OJ Simpson was a murdereracquitted later and to suggest that someone should
get a tattoo honoring him is justabsurd question, That's not it. Another
listener upped the ante and suggested thatshe get an Osama bin laden tattoo.

(45:51):
Jerk listener, and as if suggestingthat wasn't bad enough, it actually made
it into the final round, withthe show asking listeners to text Sawma into
the show. Disgusting. That's reallywhen I decided that I would never listen
to your radio station ever again,and that alone should be immediate grounds for
for firing. I know for afact that people would be happy to never

(46:14):
hear that brainless show on the airever again. Guys, we lost Matthew
oh dam what a shame, guys. And it wasn't just OJ, it
was R I p o jet itright and she misses him right because he

(46:36):
done. Oh this this one fromBecca. This was actually sent to the
Woody Show direct lying uh email atthe wood Show dot com from Becca subject
your ridicule of single moms? Whatall right? I was listening to your
show recently and you were discussing aviral video about a woman who didn't return
her shopping cart. She was asingle mom who refused to return her cart

(47:00):
because she wants to keep her childrensafe. I thought this started this very
interesting discussion, but it quickly turnedinto a very negative and judgmental one.
As a single mother myself, Ican understand where this woman was coming from.
It is absolutely true that children arebeing abducted at alarming rates right now

(47:20):
in the US, and I encourageyou to google some articles of this happening
and you'll see a lot of theseabductions happen in parking lots and around cars.
Thank you. I found it veryrepulsive how you went through such great
lengths to put down and humiliate thissingle mother on the air. I also
found a strange child just a simpleshopping cart left in a parking lot,

(47:44):
got everybody quote so triggered and angry. Yes, in what world is a
shopping cart more valuable than the lifeof a child. Let this be a
learning moment that you should never shamesingle mothers on the air simply for caring
about their kids. That's what itwas. That is that is from becha.
We've lost Becca? Oh no,I know what a loss? What

(48:07):
are we gonna do without half listening? Becca? Damn bye? I would
like a learning moment to learn justhow do parents go to the grocery store?
How mean, how does anybody do? At this point? Becca,
and her being a complete sea ragyou literally that that's the case. You

(48:30):
literally would have your child wrapped inyour arms with a gun pointed out at
the world every second you walk anywhere. Yeah, because that's because what is
more important than your child? Right? True? This is another station feedback
email. Tried to send it tothe management of the radio station from Ashley.
Subject Is this even legal? Repliedrequested, No, you don't see

(48:51):
that very often. I would justlike this email to serve as record of
my extreme concern regarding your morning showduring the eight am hour of The Woody
Show, one of the hosts madementioned about his quote boner. They were
talking about a food item that wascoming out and felt as though it was
inappropriate, And I felt as thoughit was inappropriate not to mention out of

(49:13):
context. What does food have todo with an erection? Which is the
proper term. Then then later thatsame day, somebody said that something was
quote our word, and I knowwhat they meant. They were calling something
retarded, like they we literally saidour word, and they had a problem
saying our word, not even thewhole word, which then they used in

(49:37):
their email. And they didn't saythey were calling something. They didn't say
our word. They actually I havemy children in the car to not only
use this term, but to throwit out there so casually on the air
as appalling and disappointing. I hopethat this email leads to some type of
punishment or even termination. At thevery least, these a holes need a

(49:59):
lesson in neurodiversity. Yeah, thatis that is from Ashley. We've lost
Ashley, everybody, man, somany people you guys, Ashley, We
lost Matthew, we lost Becca anduh and then Michael. It wasn't that

(50:20):
long ago. That boner meant likeI screw up or a message. Yeah,
a lot of boner moved. Butthe woman with the shopping cart,
you know, she was she wasblasting everybody. She was also misquoting and
lying about. She had all thesequote statistics about how many kids get abducted
while their parents are returning the shoppingcart to the corral's flat out liar,

(50:42):
And we pointed that out, andpeople don't like that. Yeah, and
again, this has got to belike one of those things where the people
who are really trying to have kidsand going through all these like treatments and
whatnot to get pregnant, they gotto be so mad that dumb people like
this, I have no problem.Yeah, yeah, she got her baby.
But meanwhile you're still uh, you'restill fighting a good fight. So
and so and the guy, Imean too for good reason. The guy

(51:05):
left her because she's a single mom. Now, but let's crossroads, everybody,
let's see what you're saying. Yeah, quick break more woody shows next,
that's the left of Superiority is theshow? Well, for those of

(51:30):
you just tuning in, made acouple of mentions of this already. You
might notice that Raby is not onthe show this morning, and unfortunately that
is going to be the new realityas we move forward. Raby is no
longer a member of The Woody Show, which, like I mentioned a couple

(51:52):
of times, even as I sayit sounds crazy, there's a lot that
that I could say or talk about, but the reality is that it's just
a story for It's a story foranother time. Is just what you should
know is that it's not how Ienvisioned this, this whole situation. And

(52:15):
you know, we love Raby,we do, and she was a very
valuable member of the show for avery very long time, literally and figuratively
one of my oldest friends thirty yearsand twenty two years on the Woodie Show.
Yeah, and you know, allthe different incarnations and cities and and
things like that. So again Ican I can tell you that that I'm

(52:39):
bummed out, I'm disappointed, andI'm also I'm also angry. But that's
that's all I can say right now. I said more at the beginning of
the show. You'll be able tohear it on the podcast. It just
kind of more of what I justsaid, though, But I just wanted
everybody to know, and that's athat's all. That's all. That's all

(53:02):
I've got to say about that.Yeah, I can tell you who I'm
in love with, you guys,and that's the hok Tooy Chick. Forget
that she's talking about. Given justa dirty horse style mouth party. I
thought as a father, you'd beagainst her. No, no, no,

(53:22):
she's cute. She's fun. Imean, please God bless and protect
her. Almost every uh, almostevery video that I'm seeing that pops up
on social media is the hok ToyChick in some way, shape or form.
There's remixes, theres graphics, there'sall kinds of stuff. Here's the

(53:45):
original. This is like the originalpart of the interview where it's the whole
thing started. What's one movement bitthat makes a mango crazy? Every time?
Dude's fun? She's uh, she'syou know, I don't know.
There's something about her. I'm like, I do like she is. She
is willing to all do anything.Attitude. Greg, we're talking to a

(54:08):
straight woman here. Do you reallyneed to spit on that thing? I
say no, yeah, but itadds flair as mess. Yeah, I've
never understood the spinning thing, thankyou. I hate it when I see
it in videos because you don't.You don't want it to be dry.
Well, I guess what's I guesswhat's not dry inside of your mouth?

(54:28):
Exactly? It's superfluous. It's superfluous. It can only get messy. It's
again. I like that she's enthusiasticabout it. That's great. Like that
she's willing to do things. That'sfantastic. But the actual move that she's
atribing is not helpful. Yeah,it's hot though, it's no, it's
hot no because here and here's why. Because if you were going to spit,

(54:49):
let's just use your hand for example. Would you spit in your hand
and then lick it up? That'sgross, it's it's gross from your own
mouth going back in right now,I know something else that you're about to
put in your mouth. Once fluidsleave your body, they stay outside your
body. You're not at You alreadyhave that moisture come from inside your mouth.
Well, where's the other thing goinginside your mouth? The moisture is

(55:10):
already there. Yeah, it's myspit. But I'm not going to spit
into a cup and then put itback in my mouth. So again,
when's one movement bit that makes aman go crazy every time. Dude.
Okay, so I want to Iwant to go back and hear how he
phrased the question again. I thinkwhat it is? It just because when
you do that, yes, okay, messy whatever, it shows an enthusiasm.

(55:31):
See, we agree with that,like a naughtiness, and that definitely
does. There. There's a lotof a lot of chicks and I'm sure
dudes who do it, you know, more out of the obligation. Like
I know he likes it. Sohere we go. Like, but man,
when they seem even if it's afake and they just seem like they're
into it, it's like rip right. What we're saying is you can be
into it without actually spitting. Ofcourse you can. And I'm in love

(55:58):
with her, so my future wife. Yeah yeah, So this one MSN
article, I had Morgan look intoit. MSN's writing articles on her everybody.
Yeah yeah. One article says hername is Haley Welch from Nashville,
your hometown dog Sea Bass. Whoever. There's other articles and stuff online that

(56:21):
say that she has twenty five yearold Katie Vickers, a daughter of a
prominent pastor in the area, whichI don't believe that one just sounds like
you know, that sounds like somethingjust made that up. Yeah. Yeah.
There was other like things about ohwell, she was a teacher and
this video went viral and she gotfired for I don't know any of that
to be true. Shot this inNashville looks like But right after the video

(56:43):
went viral, she deactivated all ofher social media. Say whoever she is,
but she started to cash in onthe internet fame. She has officially
partnered up with the clothing brand fatHead Threads, and they're gonna start selling
hak to a merchandise. Then whydo you active your social media? Because
she's not used to be a publicright, not the public party? Get

(57:07):
it around, held, I needto slide in and be like, look,
let me manage this real quick.I got first off, before you,
let's get your only fans uh setup? Yeah? Look, get
that going? Make it a billiondollars? Yeah, because there already is
a bunch of merch for it,just by random people making Yeah sure you
need as well, Yeah, yeah, you might as well cash in,

(57:28):
especially that if that's you, she'sprobably gonna now she's going to be a
singer. Now that seems to beanother or she wants to be in movies
the Gorilla remember the Gorilla glue hairlad lady, she dropped the track.
Oh yeah, I mean look atthe whole career now of the catch me
out side check. All right,she knew how to monetize it, right,
I'm seeing that she apparently has reactivated. Man, your Instagram, it's

(57:52):
apparently Hailey underscore Welch ninety three onlyone five thousand. Well people, yeah,
they haven't made the connection, butthey have a lot. But there's
a lot of photos that you wouldn'thave if you weren't her on there,
Okay, including her in high school. Great much text coming through. Not
a fan of the spinning, butthe enthusiasm though, two thumbs up.

(58:14):
That's what is equivalent to the sloppytoppy all right, So I mean I
totally get your points, you know, like, uh, that's it's it
flies. Yeah, yeah, that'swhat the is. Literally, this is

(58:35):
being animated about the spitting. It'snot an actual loogie, right you or
not? Who cares? Well?I care because it's teaching girls for educational
and guys to the biggest takeaway ladiesand gay gentlemen. The enthusiasm, Yes,
enthusiasm, but I will never do. It's just cute the glasses up

(58:55):
on her head. I have abit of a crush there. There's there
a point because as a father,Woodie, is there a point where we
start like doing the difference between thisgirl's age and his daughter's age. Yeah,
I think if my daughter was closerto her age, but my daughter's
eleven not so yeah, we'll crossthat bridge, yeah, her and then

(59:22):
see my daughter at this point,you know what I mean? Okay,
we're not quite there. I wouldnot date her if she's too young for
me to date. You know,I'm an innocent crush on the Hawks two
chick. It's super innocent, itdoesn't Yeah, yeah, I respect her
enthusiasm. I appreciate her work ethic. You want to go like the coffee?

(59:45):
You know me? I love anybodywith a passion. Would you like
to go to the malt shop?Oh? With a little extra effort,
I think we can up our liability. She will be right back fast.
Just show is so. NASA andBoeing managers apparently knew that the Boeing star

(01:00:15):
Liner rocket had a leak before itlaunched. Oh no, but they believed
it was too small to pose athreat, but now it is because of
the issue. The two astronauts arestuck at the International Space Station. They
can't talk, right, You're gonefor good? Huh, Well, it
sounds like somebody needs to come inand rescue them. Spaceships, I think,

(01:00:42):
Yeah, NASA really is the Boeingof space travel and exploration at this
point. No, but they are. But they're running it like they're in
charge of you know, a lotof this stuff where the Challenger documentary,
I don't know if you watch thatwas pretty man. That was so damning.
And I was such a fan ofNASA for so long, and you

(01:01:05):
know, always thought it would besuper cool, you know, and like
it's just another bureaucracy. Yeah,it does seem a lot like the what
Boeing's going through. I was sodisappointed because, you know, that Challenger
thing that was one of the majormoments of my life and childhood and had
this huge impact on me. AndI watched that Challenger documentary, It's like
they knew they're so at fault forthat. I realized that accidents happened,

(01:01:31):
but they were told by the peoplewho made the boosters, the solid rocket
boosters. Hey man, wouldn't doit. Maybe you guys should go back
and rethink that decision. No,guys should really go back and think that,
rethink that decision. And they justkept on going and trying to find
somebody that would sign off on it. Like a show killer. He's got

(01:01:55):
blood on his hands, what we'resaying. He is that type of meddal
manager who would be spineless. Okay, So I mean just boeing can't get
out of their own way in somany different ways. So just and the
news constantly for the negative again,you know. Yeah, A State Department
spokesperson, this guy, Matthew Miller, he interrupted his own press conference the

(01:02:16):
other day. Greg He pointed outa rather large cockroach that was on the
wall above a reporter's head. Here'show we go seeing dramatic attacks targeting civilian
communities. Matt I taped to interrupt. There's a big cockroachs on the wall
over your head there, So I'llgo get it as soon as you finish.
Yeah, I'm sorry to be distracted, but that's a rather large one.

(01:02:40):
Do I have to get rid ofit now? No? No,
let me let me go ahead andfinish. We've seen a number of a
dramatic increase in attacks across the border. Shouldn't said anything because now the room,
now the room is going to havea hard time focusing on the very
important messages I have to deliver here. So Greg noticed that nobody started screaming
and runing for the I was justin awe of his calmness. What do
you want to get an hour?Can we wait until the end of his

(01:03:01):
answer? I mean, people werelike, there's been a rise in attack
across the border. Yeah, ontop of the podium, freaking out.
And I were at a restaurant andthere's a cockroach in there. There was
like ten people trying to murder itand it was not This thing was not
dying. Yeah, oh my god, trying to smash it. I talked

(01:03:23):
about how they would survive the apocalypse. But this thing. The woman that
was sitting next to me, itwas kind of on the floor between her
and menace, and she used theleg of the chair to put it on
top of this cockroach and then saton the chair. Huh, you would
think that would crush it, right, Nope, So she did that.
She bounced on the chair a coupleof times, like to really make sure
it was smashed good, picks upthe chair, it starts crawling. Yeah,

(01:03:46):
like what the hell? Because they'refrom help Yeah, and they have
the superpowers. It was them Dallasstyle cockroaches. Though you know I would
have demanded a free meal at least. Yeah. Did you get an apology?
Like, Hey, so there's roachesin here? No? Oh,
it's seven forty four Woody. Youcan hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven.More Woody shows that, and we are

(01:04:12):
into another new hour insensitivity training fora politically correct world. Good morning,
everybody, My name is Woody.That is great gory. Good morning.
We got menace? What is up? Seed? Mass gets Sammy phones are
up in eight seven seven forty fourWoody. You can hit us up with
the text over to two two nineeight seven. A couple of the after
hours voicemails. I'm gonna get tothose and follow up some some stuff that

(01:04:35):
we were talking about. You canalways call it after hours voicemail, same
number that you would use during theregular show until ten o'clock. After ten,
it becomes an after hours voicemail.So if you're listening to the podcast,
you got your thoughts on something oruh, you see something you don't
want to forget to call us thenext morning. You can call us anytime,
leave us a message at eight sevenseven forty four Woody. And then

(01:04:55):
uh yeah, there's one message thatwe got about this guy hooked up with
this marriage check and something that happenedin the course of that. And it's
gonna lead in some fun facts thatI have for you on something. It's
come up quite a bit on thisshow, especially here more recently. So
even one of those uh here todefend yourselves, it was a topic of
it was a topic of that segment. We've got a couple of stories here,

(01:05:18):
little Babies. An eight year oldPekinese is the latest winner of the
World's Ugliest Dog contest. Did yousee this thing? His name is wild
Thing a n g uh yeah.This is at the Sonoma Marine Fair in
Pataluma, California. So these arethe these are the things that look like

(01:05:40):
like half formed wookies. Oh yeah, yeah, so wild Thing, I
guess finished second three times in previousyears. Rolling tongue just unruly. It
looks like a really mess. It'sever had a haircut or ever been brushed.
Yeah, it also helps to havethat perma a tongue. Yeah,

(01:06:01):
it's usually because they're missing teeth.By the way, Weepy Woody almost made
an appearance. Watched. I watchedthis video and it was this dog that
had been pretty much abandoned. It'skind of like that, what's the kind
of dog you got? What's thatSammy? The murky? Yeah kind of.
It wasn't a Yorki but had thatsame kind of looking face. But

(01:06:23):
this thing had just been abandoned whereit was so matted. They took off
like seventeen pounds of matted fur.This thing could barely move, but it
got adopted and it's psyched. It'slike the happiest dog on earth. So
it was like, you know,quite the transformation after they you know,
got them all cleaned up and gotall that matted fur off of them.

(01:06:44):
But I'm thinking, like, man, how does anybody do that? Yeah?
I think, And how did nobodysee this? Yeah? And how
did nobody see this dog before thismoment where they got him and were able
to clean him up? Like howwas he out there that long? Or
was he not out there? Iguess maybe he was just with these douchebags,
like a puppy mill type of dogthat they just don't care for.
Yeah. Probably, but the ownersof wild Thing the World's Ugliest Dog five

(01:07:09):
thousand dollars prize. You know that'sgood, not bad work for that dog.
Yeah, true, dude. Also, there was a Guinness World Record
set a Great Dane in Iowa namedKevin, which I always think is funny
when people just give their I don'tlike a name like Kevin for a dog.
Eat. Yeah, I mean,my dog's name is Cassie and that

(01:07:31):
could be a that could be aperson's name. Or what about Greg's dog
named after MENACE's sister, right CALLIyeah, very odd right. Anyway,
so this dog, Kevin, isnow the record holder for tallest dog in
the world. So they measure fromthe ground to the top of their shoulder
blades, you know, when thedog is standing on all fours and the
official measurement was three feet two inchestall. And when he stands on his

(01:07:55):
hind legs, he's well over sixfeet. So he takes a big baby
that size. The owner say,he's still deathly afraid of the vacuum.
I have always wanted a Great Dane, but they don't have a long life
span. Yeah, yeah, that'swhat they say big right eight years or
something. Yeah, something like that, cleaning out those dumps, massive out

(01:08:19):
a wheelbarrow for all of rock.Yeah. I love Great Danes so much.
Weight after ours voicemails eight seven,seven forty four what some follow ups?
This is follow up some of thefood news that we were talking about.
Hey, what he show? Iwas just calling because I wanted to
pose an idea for you guys.You guys have been going on about the
Little Caesar's crazy puff. So Iwas proposing a idea for like a food

(01:08:45):
chill, and you guys go like, see if menace can eat? Like
I don't know, ten Bucks isin ten minutes? Like five, I
don't know. You guys come upwith an idea for how many? But
I was just eating a bunch andI was like, it would be a
great idea for a food chill andyou can give him in sauce. That
was just my idea. We caneven love you guys, hashtag allie and

(01:09:08):
fake guys love you. I'm surethe first challenge will be whatever number where
I get to puke? Yes,well, no, there are four to
an order, and I tell youone order is plenty for me, you
know, I'm big and fat,so I mean it's it's it's like a
perfect size and it's like what fourbucks three ninety nine or something like that

(01:09:29):
for for all four of them.And oh we got to get the garlic
butter dip. Oh kind of likethat Papa John's garlic. You know.
That's when it comes not a Marinarastyle. There's all different sausage you can
show. That's the one. That'sthe one that I would. Now.
Look, I get I get wherehe's coming from, but I think Menace
is kind of retired from food challengesbecause well, remember okay, the o

(01:09:51):
G Food Challenge. At least whathe showed was he said he gave one
hundred little munchkins, right right,he got you about forty puked, uh,
and then we had a couple otherones, and he's always puked.
And I think Menace has even realizedthat he is he's past his prime when
it comes to these years ago,years and years. I mean when he
first rolled out the bacon eater,yeah he said that he would eat six

(01:10:11):
of them. I got to likefour and a half and then yeah,
I was in dude, he wasYeah, he was not even mentally and
Wendy's got mad at me because Ipuked because they were a spider. Yeah,
but then then then they also saidthat they had a spike in sales
in the area. Really yeah,it can sound good? Yeah. Five?

(01:10:35):
And how you feel after that doesn'tsound good? But like what it
is sounds good? Exactly what you'reall sweaty people watched the video a trillion
times and went in bottom. Yeah, my bad, sorry? Yeah.
Would you want to do a crazypuff challenge? I mean what would you
do? Oh? I mean ifwhat he says the whole box fills them,

(01:10:58):
I probably could do It'll probably beI would hit two and a half
boxes and then put probably right twoand a half would Yeah, I'd put
it like a two. I thinkyou can get through two? All right,
sales team, Hey, don't comeme out. I still crushed it
on the WEII eating contest. Wellyou did, thank you? Yeah,
very good after ivers voicemail eight sevenseven forty four What is some advice on
food from this one? What?Forty show? Question? Mostly for minutes?

(01:11:23):
Maybe Abe. I got a prettylong road trip coming up several several
hours, and uh, I waswondering what I should take for road snack.
I was thinking of making a candysalad for you. Dump like a
bunch of your favorite candies into likea bowl. I figured out a sealable
container and take that with me.Maybe some like dots pretzels, those are

(01:11:44):
so good, and then maybe likesome Swiss rolls. Yeah sure, yeah,
some type of pastry perhaps, ButI was wondering what your guys' favorite
road snacks were, or maybe somerecommendations you give to me and maybe inspire
me and try some new things out. So that was it? All right,
So you're on something with the Swissrolls those are good or the ho

(01:12:05):
hos, you know the same thing. It's good, so good that road
trips constantly. There is three itemsthat I always get checks makes. It
was like, yeah, it's alittle salty to say for something like that,
I would agree with you, ButI go with a what's that mix

(01:12:27):
from Target? That? Oh it'scalled monster with all the trail mixes and
stuff. It's straight candy. Yeah, there's some peanuts in There's it's not
even the same. It's peanuts,you know what I'm saying. But it's
like something you can kind of graba little small handful. And because of
the peanuts in there, like itis, it does feel filling, you
know, so small not chocolate peanutbutter chocolates. So there's like M and

(01:12:51):
ms. There's a little regular emine, little chocolate chips, little peanut butter
chips. Yeah, oh it's sogood there's in there. I also get
raisins yet honey roasted peanuts by themselvesnumber two, and then what's the third
one? And then I get asour patch kids. Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:12):
that's the three. And then Imean stop somewhere on the way any other
suggestions. I like combo. Iwill get combos for a plane ride.
See, I always forget about combos. And I was gonna say until I
get to the airport, and that'swhere I always see them. I don't
think i've seen them in like inthe regular life at the grocery store.
I always see them at gas stationor convenience stores. There's such a road

(01:13:34):
trip food like oh yeah, combos, combos. Got the cheese or you
go to the pepperoni pizza ones cheesealso cracker or pretzel cracker. What about
the blue cheese blue cheese. There'sblue cheese combos. The god yeah,
my mental hang up with combos isthey look like dog trees? I would

(01:13:57):
notice if you speaking of checks mix. I have been eating the maxed spicy
dill. Haven't tried it. It'syeah, it's dill and spice and it's
actually hot. Uh. The onlyproblem is on a road trip, I'm
thinking it might fire up the oldafter burners. I'm good. I think
the only thing that has affected mystomach in years is that cereal bomb that
made me with the fried chicken becauseit's Oilyeah, but oil and milk,

(01:14:24):
everything else I can tough out.Yeah, yeah, I tell you.
Let's take the break. First,I got another after hours voicemail. This
is a guy he uh, hewent out and he hooked up with a
merry chick and something happened during thishookup that he wanted to share with us.
And then also we'll go nicely intoa little round of fun facts on
this particular thing that we were talkingabout with its feet. Okay, there

(01:14:45):
was a foot incident, but Igot some foot fetish fun facts. We've
been wondering. We've been wondering,Yeah, like what is it with these
uh foot fetishes? Still though sopopular, so mainstream all of a sudden
at least it seems that way.But the people with the foot fetish like,
oh, this is nothing new foryou, but for everybody else it
just seems like it's so like popular, right, well, yeah, it's

(01:15:11):
too public now and quite honestly,like people have way too much of a
accepting like an accepting mentality to no, no, no, no, dude,
no it's not cool. Explain.But yeah, So we've got foot
fetish fun facts that will be thatwill be coming up here after the break
and this after hours voicemail here abouthow this guy hooked up with this marriage

(01:15:32):
chick and what happened that will benext on the Woody Show. Hang up
the Woody Show that before I getto this after hours voicemail, and then
also the foot fetish fun facts becauseI know you can't wait for that.
Well you, we'll use that toto tease to keep it around and keep

(01:15:53):
listening. Uh. But as Ihad mentioned, you know, it's a
it's a new day here on theWoody Show, and so I mean there
are things that still need to getdone, and a man who has stepped
up in our time of need.The ladies and gentlemen, I give you
our good friend the sports dude,Jeff, g Jeff, what's up?

(01:16:13):
Many thank you guys for answering mycraigs List post. Thank you so finally
somebody answered. Yeah. Now,Bort has known you for a long time.
Menace has known you for a longtime. He works at one of
our other stations. Uh here inthe building. He produces the Cruise Show,
and uh like Jeff apparently is justas I see you gotta you gotta

(01:16:36):
excuse me, man, I didn'tknow that you. I knew who you
were as far as what you dowith the producing, I didn't know you
were such a sports guy. Yeah. I did it for a very long
time and kind of transitioned into producing. Was it Menace that vouch for me?
Yeah? Yeah, and then andthen and then bored, big,
big mistake. Guys. The reputationsare bad already anyway. You can't make

(01:16:59):
it any Yeah, but you dolike TV and stuff like that. Yeah,
I've done TV. Yeah, Igotta be okay. Yeah, every
once in a while I'll do allRight, what's your what's what's your favorite
sport? What's your number one sport? Actually? I love soccer, soccer,
basketball, football, soccer and basketballfootball, okay, soccer, but
I see you like doing a bunchof baseball reporting as well. I do

(01:17:23):
a lot, of course, doa lot of baseball reporting as well,
So anything and everything. Man,I love sports in general. I'm addicted.
You know, watch it, watchit all the time. Ask my
wife, she hates it. Well, I just I just wanted to thank
thank Jeff for stepping up again inour in our time in need. I
mean, the sports need to becovered, and you know, I know
enough, but I do enough talkingaround here. But yeah, so Jeff's

(01:17:45):
gonna be handling a lot of thesports at least here in the in the
meantime, in the interim, I'mlike, he's got a real job,
you guys. Yeah, I'm kindof busy. He's producing the Cruise show
on on Real ninety two three.But I thank you for for helping us
out. My man, No,I appreciate that opportunity. Man, You're
sports shirt that maybe I'm not getting. It's a piece of toast. He's
not wearing a sports shirt. Well, but it says golf. Yeah,

(01:18:06):
that's that's that's from Tyler the creator. Yeah, he's a rapper. Yeah,
this is the shirt I picked upin London. It's beans and toast.
Now, Greg, if I wasin the studio with you guys and
I was there to see it formyself, I would have totally known what
that was. Yeah, you know, I have a hunger for dog.
Yeah brand. His brand of clothingis called golf. Yeah, and it

(01:18:30):
has nothing to do with sports.I've learned so much. I'm done for
the Yeah. Are you married tohave kids? Yeah, I'm married.
I got two teenagers who play basketball. They're both holler than me, six
five and six two. Yeah.Yeah, So thank you for having me
on because you're helping me feed themall the food that. It's just nice
to have somebody else around here hasgot kids. I'm the only one in

(01:18:51):
here, dude. You know howold are you? Nobody else who works
on the show has kids. Onthe They don't you know, they don't
understand the troubles we go through.Man. Yeah, we don't know what.
Yeah, you don't know what reallove is. That's thirteen, right,
fifteen and eleven. Yeah, myson just turned fifteen. My daughter
will be August, and uh,my daughter will be August. She'll be
twelve in August. That's good.At least you have a girl to break

(01:19:13):
it up. I got two boysand myself in the house of my poor
wife. Man, you struggles.Oh well, Jeff is here, Jeff
g and dude, thank you again. And I want to know do you
enjoy feet like in a sexual context? Are you a foot guy? Clean
feet? Yeah? Clean feet?Man, you'll see some toes. Yeah,

(01:19:33):
that's my wife. I get down. Gotta keep happy man. Sure,
oh wow, so what is noneof you guys? Those are ladies.
Nobody, you guys are missing out. Man, All right, guys,
see this is exactly what we've beensaying. Man, throw some sauce

(01:19:55):
up on it. We've been sayingit's so big, it's so popular,
it's so many stream now. Yeah, like nobody can about like what is
it? I mean it gets lookedafter, you know, Like everybody goes
right for the parts that we allknow and love, right, but the
heat sometimes are underserved. Man,So you got to make sure that all

(01:20:17):
all parts of the body are appreciatedon your lead. Okay, but so
are the elbows. Like well,in the heat of the moment, though,
Greg, you're gonna go after whateveryou imagine somebody sucking on an elbow?
Sure, yeah, throw some Idon't know. Again, maybe I
throw some sauce up on it.Maybe there's some sauce. Yeah, now
you're talking, Jeff. Now yougot me joking and funniness, but there's

(01:20:43):
still no explanation, right, No, again, it's overlooked. There's a
lot of body parts that are Yeah, like we've asked for decades and people
just really can't get a There's nothingnaughty about it, you know what I
mean. Like it's just the foot, like you know, I get like
boobs or obviously you know, vagina, but like that's the stuff that keeps,
you know, covered up. Butlike people show off their feet or
their hands, you don't see people. I mean, I guess people put

(01:21:03):
fingers in their mouth, but Imean it's not like people are worshiping hands,
right, well, no hand fedit? Well, Greg, how
come you don't find boobs in vagina? Yeah? Those are overlooked by this
guy. He hooked up with amarried chick and he left this message on
the after hours voicemail. Dude,you guys, you guys. The first

(01:21:26):
one I thought of the married chickhad online from a couple of west Sides
would be cool and all went overthere weather and we got down, and
I freaked myself out. I thoughteither her husband jump out in the closet
or come home and shoot me,so I had to fail out. But
she licked my toes. Awesome.See she licked his toes. Oh,

(01:21:47):
okay, and sucked on his toes. That's kind of rare, don't she
very rare? Like, do youoften hear that at all about women begin
to feet? No, And I'mnot surprised she's a swinger. I mean,
this is all tracking. Okay,she's weirdo. I don't know.
Somebody on the tech said women worshiphands. Women like hands. Yeah,

(01:22:09):
they like the look of the dude'shands, but they're not noticed them.
Yeah, they're not like you knowthem taking secret photos of dudes hands.
No, but it is one ofthe first things that you'll notice about a
guy is their hands. You know. It's so weird when you see in
porn like some women, you know, using their feet on a dude instead

(01:22:29):
of like a handy like a footy. Oh yeah, that's so weird.
That takes a lot, of course, Yeah, a lot of skill,
lots of skill of skill. Butreal quick, what would a hand deal
breaker be? Like? What areyou looking for, well, I'm looking.
It's weird because I look to kindof make sure they move right.
Some people's hands are not they don'tmove right, and I look for dirty

(01:22:50):
fingernails are disgusting to me. Theydon't need to be like manicured, like,
oh I went and got the manicures. Just cut your nails and make
sure they're not dirty. Yeah,all right, This one says, come
on, y'all, don't know whata fetish is to begin with. It
has to do with a person's firstsexual experience, not necessarily experience with the
foot. Je No, I meanthe way that usually the toasa thing comes

(01:23:15):
along is massage first, then youknow, then you top it off with
the you know yeah, okay,it's the finishing move the same wrestling,
you know exactly. So I foundsome fun facts. You guys know,
I'm a big fan of fun facts. So the question was, what is
it about feet that's such a turnon? And according to a twenty twenty
three survey on this, more thanhalf of the respond and said that the
biggest turn on for them was justthe taboo nature of foot fetishes, but

(01:23:40):
that you would assume that would maybego away, like maybe they wouldn't be
into it as much now that itis like mainstream and nobody cares anymore.
Well, we do, clearly,but because the one person doing it to
shock people is what they're trying tosay. No, because, like Greg
says, naughty, right, andwhen it doesn't seem as naughty anymore,
that kind of takes away some ofthe appeal. One person said, the
dirtiness and us that is associated withfeet in many cultures just makes it all

(01:24:02):
the more appealing. It's like aforbidden fruit that I just want to say.
There's something intimate about seeing someone's barefeet, since it's usually reserved for
the beach, a pool, ora private setting like someone's home. Wow,
that I saw her feet open toshoes or sandals, got to rest

(01:24:29):
her. How people explore this feishsays there's no one way to satisfy one's
foot fetish. For some, it'sa concept that they might enjoy just fantasizing
about in their erotic imagination without actuallyacting on it. Some like to lick
or suck on their partner's toes,or massage or caress or smell the feet
like you get your nose there.Jeff, No, no, no,

(01:24:51):
do you like this little piggy wentto the market. You do like little
cute stuff? Yeah, one ata time. Time, And I refuse
to paint the nails too that youknow, I'll suck on them. But
you know I'm not gonna paint yournails and put the stone on your heel
and all that stuff. Drama line, all right, and then this one.

(01:25:11):
Foot fetishes are more mainstream than theyseem. And that is true,
says though some people turn their noseup at foot fetishes, having a foot
fetish not all that different from lovinglarge boobs or a big ass quote unquote.
It's literally one of the tamest andmost common fetishes out there. As
long as a foot fetish or anysexual desire is explored in a consensual way,
Okay, no kidding, it isn'tdistressing to the individual really has something

(01:25:36):
to be enjoyed rather than look downupon. We just didn't get I don't
care what you do. You cando whatever the hell you want in the
privacy of your own bedroom. I'mjust I'm curious as to what is it
like, what is so appealing?I can't understand. I say the same
thing with Greg. Really, man, dudes, like I we'll see like
some really hot Yeah. It doesto Greg a number of times. We'll

(01:25:57):
be somewhere like, you know,some really hot chick is on TV.
Go Greg. Nothing, He's like, no love. I can appreciate looks,
but nothing, you know, notingle down there? Well, Jeff
Garcia, everybody, Yeah, thankyou for having me. Greg. I'm
gonna take my shoes off right now. And you see if you get a
tingle, do you maintain your feet? Jeff? I do. I do.

(01:26:21):
They're good, They're in good standpeople. People have been trying to
get me to go because they're like, dude, what you gotta do is
you got to go get like themanny petty. I've never done that either,
you know. They're like, youknow, I'm like, I'm a
guy. They're like, no,you don't have to put polish on it.
But like they're just like kind ofcut and file and you know,
your cuticles or whatever, which Idon't think I have a problem with cuticles,
but like on the feet, they'relike, oh man, they put
them in the hot water and theymassage and you know, they kind of

(01:26:45):
go up to your like calves withthe massage really over. But like can
you just get like a massage?Maybe? I don't know. I'm just
afraid those chairs are comfortable though theydon't know my pain level. You know,
when they're like cutting everything, theygo too low or something. I'd
rather do it myself. That's whymy stuff's all mingled. Imagine uses a
knife on his palus. Yuh you? Lena Show of Hanes, who's getting

(01:27:14):
I'm not askin undemanded? It's theLord Show. Hi, welcome back.
I got one more after hours voicemail. This is a follow up we were
talking about. I think it wasa diarrhea of topics. What is the
story from your life that sounds fakebut it was actually real? Oh right?

(01:27:35):
I remember that. Yeah, andthis woman called him with this crazy
story. Hey what he show?Sam and Atlanta here listening to the segment
about stories that sound fake but arereal. Back in twenty twelve, my
family took me and my brother ona trip to Italy because we graduated college.
And I had a taken moment,you know, the Liam Neeson move

(01:28:00):
that Greg loved so much. Iwas walking down the street in Sorrento with
my dad and we were window shopping, and all of a sudden he stops
to look at something, and Ikeep walking and I get farther and farther
away from him and don't realize it. And then suddenly this guy on a
motorcycle pulls up next to me,and he looks at me and says from
the United States. And before Icould say anything, he took his arm

(01:28:25):
and grabbed me and tried to pullme close to him and started to rev
the engine. My dad saw thatthis was happening, screamed. He's six
six by the way, started runningtowards me, and he pushed me off
the motorcycle and sped away. Andthat's how I almost got taken in Italy.

(01:28:50):
I think, yes, he's rushing. I think after that, she
can't even go to Olive Garden anymore. That's scary, that crazy. Yes,
it does sound fake. Yeah,I know. Uh, I know
one person that almost got abducted whenthey were a kid, just when they're

(01:29:10):
outside playing. This was like inthe eighties. Really, yeah, it
kind of actually happened to me aswell. Really, I share the story
once. Where was this story forfifteen years? You? No? I
shared it like once before. ButI was out in the middle of nowhere
with a friend of mine, andwe were like building like this little makeshift

(01:29:30):
damp and making it like a littlefake waterfall. And this guy comes up
and he has a he has aleash, and he's like, oh,
hey, guys, have you seenmy missing dog or whatever? And we're
like, no, man, wehaven't seen your missing dog. And then
like that week, that guy gotbusted for like taking kids and stuff.
Oh so it probably kind of scopingout or something. Yeah, but since

(01:29:54):
there was two of it, Ican't carry this kid. Yeah, but
since there was two of us,that's probably why nothing happened. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. Whatdo you I you hear a topic or
you know you're listening whatever, whateveryou got, you can always leave it
any time after ten am. I'mafter hours voicemail eight seven seven that's eight

(01:30:15):
seven seven forty four. Every orgyneeds a witness. Sex Room is six
to ten show. All right,welcome back everybody. Hi, it is
the show. It's a Monday morningat day. I got the birthdays that
we will get to here in acouple moments. It's Monday, June the
twenty fourth, and a couple ofthe holidays for you. Today it's National

(01:30:38):
insect Week. Okay, yeah,it's also Farmers Day, so shout out
to all the farmers. Hell yeah, I love farmers. They provide things.
I love International fairy Days. Thankyeah. I have a couple friends.
I like to shout out. What'sa uh? What's a PRAI lean
again? Is it? Because Ialways get confused, like pray? Is
that the chocolate dot that has likethe little white sprinkle things on top of

(01:30:59):
it? I thought that was likea like a like a banana. I
thought I had to do with pecans. Oh yeah, I think Morgan's right,
like pecan or something like that.Yeah. This says a smooth,
sweet substance made by boiling nuts andsugar and grinding the mixture. Okay,
okay, as a filling for chocolates. All right, Oh so kind of

(01:31:20):
like toffee. Maybe toffee? Ohmegaw, while you're looking that up,
what is it called? Man?Do you want to shout your favorite bug
though? Real quick? Shout outto lady bugs. Shout out to butterflies.

(01:31:43):
Oh yeah, butterflies. Oh what'smine? I like daddy long lugs.
Shout out to them. Ill you'regross, eat the other bugs?
Uh? Non perels. That's whatI'm thinking about. You've seen these metals.
It's just like a little blob ofchocolate. It's got the little white
sprinkles on the one side. Yeah. I mean they're not great, but
I pinch. Oh. The chocolateis what makes it so. It's like

(01:32:03):
if you get like a really gooddark chocolate, that's really good. Yeah.
Oh. It's also National Relationship EquityDay. You go nice, Yeah,
because helping make money. Yeah.The final episodes of Yellowstone season five
got a premiere November tenth on ParamountPlus. Also, Netflix has just announced

(01:32:25):
the first two cities for their giganticnew in person experience venues. Okay,
I'm excited about this. And bythe way, they're both in Woody show
cities. Yeah. Rules. They'rescheduled to open next year in Dallas,
Texas, and in King of Prussia, which is a suburb of Philly.
They're not theme parks though, No, they're like these in medicine like it's

(01:32:45):
shopping outlets, eateries, experiences,and activities all tied to some of their
you know, bigger things like StrangerThings, Bridgerton's Squid Game things. Yeah.
I already reached out to some friendsthat work in Netflix. I'm like,
I want to be a part ofthis. Yeah, I'm like I
want some previous because I know it'sgonna be packed. You might have to
take a tour of their offices though, and sit in a cubicle or two

(01:33:06):
because there's free food on like everyfloor there. So what do you think
it's going to be like a Bridgertoncafe at the mall? Is that kind
of what it's like? You knowwhat I'm thinking about Because for a while
there, especially around COVID, theywere doing these stranger things quote pop ups
and still do around town. Yeah, but it wasn't through Netflix. It
was like these other companies and stuffwere doing like basic knockoffs. But now

(01:33:29):
there is official ones, like Iknow there's one on the strip, and
those things were so popular or maybeare still popular that maybe Netflix like,
wait a minute, we can probablydo this on our own. Yeah,
we can house our own, right, That's kind of maybe what I'm thinking.
Things like that they have experiences,yeah, like the Squid Games experience
that you can actually like play thegame and stuff like that. It's fun.

(01:33:49):
It turns out Matthew Stafford, whois the quarterback for the La Rams,
he and his wife, Kelly.They had a strange start to their
relationship. She had just shared astory. You saw this one menace I
did. I. I didn't wantto bring it up because I'm like,
why, well, because this isthe contract for us to bring up it
is. But I'm just like,I can't help myself, but rag on

(01:34:11):
her. Okay, good, yeah, Okay, we'll see what everybody else
thinks. Okay, So the storywas, you know, she dated Matthew's
backup quarterback in college, the guythat was backing him up. It was
the beginning of their relationship, andshe did it to make Matthew jealous because
Matthew had told her that he wasonly interested in a casual relationship. Yeah,
oh, so to try to makehim Is she the A hole?

(01:34:33):
Well it worked though, Yeah.Girls love doing this, and I hate
that it works because I think,yeah, she is the a hole.
But it works really because he saidthat he wanted something casual, which meant
she could do whoever she wanted.She can't, but the fact that she
went for that guy in particular iswhat makes the a Yeah, it's like
going after his best friend. You'relike, you're only doing that to be

(01:34:56):
a bit you can't trust, youdon't want any because she's playing games with
you. Yeah, there's so manypeople being even though he's being upfront and
telling you this is just a casualthing. You're going and playing games is

(01:35:17):
not This is not even the angle. This is not even the angle.
Why I didn't want to bring itup because I'm like, dude, you
are an NFL core back, multimillionaire. Well yeah, but your your
wife doesn't need to be out theremaking podcasts, yeah, and like doing
crap like this and bringing up likedrama and bringing up commentary about your relationship.

(01:35:41):
Let you be the star, whichyou are. You're just bringing out
all this outside crap for no reason. Yeah. When I saw it was
embarrassing, Like I felt embarrassed forher that she's really talking about that.
Yeah, yeah, I feel embarrassedfor her. I feel embarrassed for him,
Like she doesn't need to be outhere talking about all this. Yeah,
talking about your college relationship. Whatare you going to do? You're

(01:36:02):
not going to be married for solong now, what does it matter?
It doesn't. But like, girl, you're not gonna be the next Call
Her Daddy podcast or anything like thatand make a fifty million dollar contract.
The reason I wouldn't do it,like if I was hers, because I
would know that it would make melook bad. You would like. Yeah.
At the same time, like,what do I I don't know.
I don't care if I'm having funon Share Sammy like you go girl,

(01:36:25):
Yeah, listen, it's college kidsplaying games. What you do in college.
No, it sounds like you woulddo it now and you're in your
mid in college. Yes, that'swhat I heard when you were defending it.
Yeah, girls, Yeah, that'strue though. I mean, if
he said he wants to do somethingcasual, she can do whatever she wants.
And again, you're in college,that's what you do. I don't
disagree with that. My whole anglewas the her putting it out there currently

(01:36:49):
when he was already super successful.Yeah. And the sad part is to
see that and get inspired. No, that's it. That's the problem.
What about the kids, Yeah,child, what about these young sluts on
the come up? Yes? Yes, Woody Harrelson is one of those annoying
people who don't have a cell phone. He says, quote, I just

(01:37:10):
don't like to have, you know, to be readily available to any human
being at any time, and hesaid that when he did have a phone
menace, he found it necessary tolimit himself to two hours a day.
Could you survive? Wow? No, I can't. But I do commend
him for that. But even saidthat was too much two hours a days.
But the no cell phone thing,I mean, I'm sure he has

(01:37:35):
an assistant that can keep track ofstuff. There's a three part docu series
called Nothing But a Good Time,The Uncensored story of Eighties hair Metal.
I will totally be watching that.That's going to be on Paramount Plus later
on this year. And some badnews, you guys. The Nothing But
Ass Celebrity Batties basketball contest that wassupposed to happen on July twenty first at

(01:37:58):
a high school in New Work,New Jersey, which also screams class Yeah.
After a video promoting the event featuredgirls shaking their asses and tiny thongs
at the high school's gym, officialshave now canceled the whole thing. Cad
you just do change a venue,Yeah, what about like a church or

(01:38:20):
something. Come on, you canstill do it. Oh that sucks.
Time for the birthday. It's we'regonna it's shimoda. We don't sit it's
shimoda, and you know we don'tdo what. Starting with the celebrities.
Happy birthday to Mindy Kaling from TheMindy Project. She was Kelly Kapor on

(01:38:41):
the Office. She's forty five yearsold today. Now to j Yeah,
and he was going back and forthfor a while, it seems yeah,
halloway, Yeah nice. Lionel Messiconsidered the best soccer player on the planet.
Yeah. He has a new drinkout that I see ads for all
the time. I want to tryit. He's thirty seven years old.
You got Minka Kelly who is fortyfour. In Mick Fleetwood from Fleetwood met

(01:39:02):
Fleetwood, Mac is seventy seven.It's also my dad's birthday, guys.
Wow, yeah, happy birthday,Papa Wood. He I was gonna say
shout out to my dad. Heis what sixty seven sixty eight? Okay?
Is he gonna hit the Texas Roadhousefor his birthday? Yeah? So
I'm going to dinner with him tonight. He's sweet. I have not been
anywhere near my dad on his birthdayfor decades, probably twenty years, So

(01:39:27):
for the first time in a longtime, I can't take him out on
his birthday. For dinner nice.And I haven't even asked yet, but
I am already assuming he's gonna wantto go to Texas Roadhouse. He loves
that place, doesn't want to goa little bit nicer steakhouse. We can
go anywhere he wants, and Iguarantee he will pick Texas Road Look,
I'm not knocking Texas Roadhouse. Iwas there two weeks ago. Yeah,
I like, I'm fine with it. But you know, birth's more than

(01:39:49):
fine with birthday stay. Yeah,today's porno birthday is Willow Ryder and today's
birthday girl. She has seen morebrown eyes than an optometrist. Yeah.
She's been in two hundred and fifteenfine adult films, including Realtor Flashes her
boobs. That's one way to closethe sale. She was in one of
Greg's favorites, Raunchy Secret Lesbian DiariesVolume fourteen. Hell yeah, she was

(01:40:13):
in Five Girls, Two Guys,Volume one. Those are uneven teams.
I like the odds. I supportit, though she was in Oiled anal
Angels. Also, a forsome isbetter than nothing, and really, and
who can forget her unforgettable role inWhy is My Lesbian girlfriend So Good at
Giving men? Mouth parties. Yeah, why see a lot of practice.

(01:40:34):
Weird. That's a Willow Ryder whois twenty five years old today and now
at your corner birthday and your celebritybirthdays, and just to look at what's
happening around in the world of entertainmentthis morning. You're on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break.We got the phones open for you
at eight seven seven forty four.What he at text you can send over
to two to nine eight seven more? What he shows next? Hang on?

(01:40:57):
Well to that, I would respond, your mom's the wood Show,
Buila, wouldn't approve The Woody Show. Yeah, time and wrap up and
get out of here, everybody.Hell yeah, that's gonna do it for
Monday weekend. Cheers and jeers waitingfor you on the podcast today. Also
a bunch of the trending news headlinesand we had to meet some folks unfortunately

(01:41:19):
once again at the crossroads that ofthe trending news headlines. It's all there.
And of course the big story onthe show this morning is that Bravy
is no longer part of The WoodyShow. Not much I can really say,
but what I did say and asmuch as I can say, is

(01:41:41):
all there On the beginning of today'spodcast, just go to the woodyshow dot
com. Coming up for you tomorrow, there's a brand new Redneck News,
also a Tuesday takeover Greg. Ican't wait to see what you got for
us, because the one thing Gregsaid, I don't know what it is.
He said, I've got to doit before Pride Month is over,
exactly. Yeah, so it wouldn'tmake much sense otherwise. Yeah, so

(01:42:04):
we'll see what that's all about.That and more Tuesday. If you got
for us. In the meantime,you can leave on the after hours voicemail
that numbers eight seven, seven fortyfour. Woodie find us on social media
at the Woody Show. Uh,that's all I've got. Menace, Sammy
Seabats, anything like Dad, Nogreat gory parting words of wisdom please.

(01:42:25):
Yeah, it's hard to be areally nice person when everybody is just so
stupid. I know it's hard,Trust me, I understand getting Like,
look, if you weren't so stupid, I wouldn't be making these comments exactly.
But also, thank God, Ithink I think about this all the
time. Thank God for stupid people, because God people say to us all

(01:42:46):
the time. Hey, so don'tyou ever worry about like you're not gonna
have anything to talk about the nextday. Nope on the show, and
I go, no, that's neveran issue. Yeah never, thanks to
dumb people. Yeah, thank youdumb dummies. All right, thank you
very much, Greg Gorywood, thankyou so much for giving the show some
of your valuable time this morning.You know, we love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys can suck it. We'll catch

(01:43:08):
you back here on Tuesday. Havea great day. SMD Doublem. I
quit this bitch.