The Woody Show June 26th 2024 Podcast

Naked Bike Ride Recap, Employee of the Month Nominees, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is Due to the graphic natureof this program, Listener discretion is advised.
The Woody Show Ie this is theWoody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. A good morningeverybody, Good morning Blody. Today's Wednesday.
It is June the twenty sixth,twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome.
We are the Woody Show. Iam Woody. That is Greg Gory.
Good morning, Woody Menace, goodmorning to you. What is the

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wood We got Sea Bass, Wegot Sammy bort Is here, as is
Caroline. Are current Woodi Show Employeeof the month. And today actually we're
gonna be getting some nominees for themonth. Yeah, for the month of
June. We've got to figure thatout. Geez, getting to the end
of the month here, Yeah,because we're gonna be off on the actual
first of July, fourth July weekin junk, So we're got to figure

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out how that's going to be.Who do you think should be the Woodie
Show Employee the Month for the monthof June. We're getting to that today
anyway. So we also got Morgan, another past winner, Vaughn a past
winner employ the month Mann. Well, yeah, one, I already I
already introduced him though that's true.Oh yeah, yeah, Oh I see
you. Okay, now I followphone ser open eight seven seven forty four,

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Wooding hit us up with the textover to to nine eight seven.
So yeah, we'll get the nomineesfor the Employee the Month today and the
Naked Bike Ride twenty twenty. Itis an annual tradition here at the Woody
Show. Sea Bass goes out tothe Naked Bike Ride, which they hold
these things all over the country.Sometimes he hits a couple of them,
but we always have a game thatwe like to play with the people who
are there for the Naked bike Ride, where he talks to them and kind

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of finds out why they're there andwhy they're like riding around town naked.
And then it always ends with thequestion can I smell your bike seat?
Yeah? Then it's interesting on theresponses. Yeah. So we got the
twenty twenty four edition of that today, plus the trending news headlines, the
porno Birthday, a lot of thatstuff and more here on Wednesday morning on

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The Woody Show. A lot ofweird crime news here the last couple of
days, starting with this thirty eightyear old guy in Saint Louis, who
had just gotten out of jail aweek earlier after serving time for exposing himself
to a child under the age offifteen. So nice guy, right,
Oh yeah, yeah, Well he'sback in jail. He got arrested for

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inappropriate behavior on a metrolink train.It's kind of like a light rail system
to go through Saint Louis, andaccording to the train operator, he was
quote, his genitals were exposed andhe was engaging in sex with a train
seat. Oh okay, Oh sohe's like dry humping one of the seats
on the train. Did he checkthe idea of that seat now for consent?

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Yeah, and just in case hetries to deny it. It was
all captured on videos. By theway. Related fun fact, eight percent
of people say that they witnessed unwantedexposure while using public transportation only. Yeah.
Wow, I've never witnessed it inmy life. Are you serious?

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In my life? Oh, youdidn't take enough public transit. I guess
I've seen many dudes. I didthe public transit thing for a long time.
I mean I didn't get a car. So much public joeing. I've
never seen anywhere. I've seen thatout in public, but not on transportation.
It's like a hotspot for the start. Well maybe because manas has like
a wiener like radar. No,I mean, he's like looking for the

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idea. They're like, I did, I did public transit in one of
the worst cities in America, Somaybe that's it. A man in Florida
he got into a fight with anotherdude and according to the police, it
all started with the victim riding atricycle down the beach while using a flashlight
as a headlight for the tricycle.Now, this other dude took issue with

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the light shining in his face,started arguing with him, and at one
point the attacker noticed that the victimhad a machete in the basket of his
tricycle. As you do. Ohyeah, how weird. Yeah, so
he grabbed it and he hit thevictim with it. Tricycle guy wrestles the
machete back in the process, cuttinghis hand. Then he drove away on

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the tricycle and called nine to one. One was eventually at the hospital being
treated. He's okay. The policethey brought the suspect in, but I
guess they didn't have enough to chargehim. Oh god, yeah, maybe
about the machete it right, Yeah, but maybe I don't know, maybe
there were no witness, you know, like, I don't know how that
would happen. It seems pretty cutand dry. But yeah, weird crime

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for you. This morning, asixty four year old guy in Florida.
He walked out of a gas stationwith four twenty four ounce cans of medello.
Clerk caught him, offered to letit go if the guy would just
pay for the beer. Dude,pay for the bill or you know what,
give it back. Okay, everything'llbe cool, cool, easy.

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But the guy passed on the offer. He said, nah, I'd rather
just go to jail end quote.Idiot. Wow. So the clerk called
the cops and when they showed up, the guy was still there. They
asked what happened. The guy said, I got thirsty, so I decided
to steal some beer. Oh allright, there it is, but that's
how life works. Yeah. Hewas arrested in charge with retail theft.

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I guess eight beverages at the jailand maybe. A former nurse is in
the weird crime stories. She workedat a southern Oregon hospital and she is
facing criminal charges that she harmed nearlyfour dozen patients by stealing fentanyl and replacing
it with non sterile tap water inthe IV drips. Oh wow. Yeah,

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so many of the patients developed seriousinfections. Sixteen of them died.
Oh my god. Oh es criminal. Another weird crime news a man in
Illinois who was on supervised release afterhe served eleven years in prison. He
robbed a bank for like eighty seventhousand dollars. He was caught stealing again,

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and this time it was one dollarfrom a grocery store. How is
that possible? Yeah, did youget into a cash redister and take a
dollar? I don't know if thatit reminds me of a Shawshank redemption.
How Brooks could just couldn't handle iton the outside the real world. Yeah,
so he thought about committing a crimejust so he'd go back to jail,

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and then, you know, decidedagainst that and just ended up hanging
himself for her Brooks. Yeah,Brooksy, I know. Yeah. Yeah.
Plenty of people do want to goback to jail though, because they
get out they have no life.They don't even know what to do with
themselves anymore. Like, oh,no, one's going to hire me.
Yeah, you know, no familywants to deal with me. But you
know, a free room and boardback in the jail. Yeah yeah,

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you got your own TV. Yeahyeah all day. What was it that
we learned, Greg, We learnedthat the difference between jail and prison.
Somebody said they'd rather be in prisonbecause at least in prison you have TV
TV And in jail you're spending mostof your time locked up in your cell.
Where's in prison you got time toget out, get out in the
yard. Yeah, and then thenjail it's yeah, you're mostly in your

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cell. Yeah. We did thatTales from Jail and people were calling in
different stories than one guy said.Yeah, man, there was this one
dude from when the time they wouldlet everybody either sell to the time everybody
had to go back to their cellarevery day, which was like a handful
of hours. It was a prettydecent amount of time. This guy would
jump rope the entire time, right, and nobody messed with them, because

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who the hell is going to messwith the dude who jump ropes all day
every day? So tired? Literally, he's nuts. Yeah I'd rather be
neither. Yeah, that's my preference, but I'm taking that other weird crime
news. You've seen people catch foulballs at baseball games while holding small children,
while this guy in Texas he robbeda bank while holding a small child.

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Oh no, last I heard,he was still on the loose,
but the cops they got footage ofhim from the surveillance cameras, so they're
hoping to identify him. And finally, this young woman in Iowa, her
name is Samayah Thomas. She wassupposed to have a first date, all
right, but at the last secondshe decided that she didn't want to meet
the guy anymore, okay, Andinstead of just telling the guy, she

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called nine to one one and claimedthat he was her abusive ex all right,
and so the cops showed up toarrest him, but realized that she
was lying, and so now she'sfacing charges for false reporting. Good okay,
Oh insane, Just tell him you'renot going yeah, hey, something
came up. We're not going tobe I'm not going to be able to

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make it. And you'll yeah,like, what part of your brain did
you think, Oh this is agood idea? Yeah, and why take
it out on him? Right?Make up some other lie? So dumb,
stupid, Yeah. See, men'slike, it's what you've been saying.
It's why I can't trust him.You know, no gypsies and shysters
all day. Yeah, you can'ttrust a crazy person, right, It

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leans a little the other way.Yeah, See that sounds crazy to you,
the same way that it sounds crazyto me that you would rather be
out in the woods with a bearthan just a random dude. Yeah that
sounds that sounds crazy. That's becauseyou don't understand. That's but see,
I've learned to agree to disagree withyou on that we may have a difference
of opinion. You're just going tohave to learn to disagree and be fine

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with it because what we're saying istrue. It's just facts. Yeah right,
these are not Yeah, these arenot the opinions that we're thrown around
here. These are all like hardcorefacts. I also understand Google and understanding
how fast the bear could run versushow fast a man can run. Yeah.
I do worry for my best option. I do worry for my son,

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like just how to navigate, Likebecause I think about how different things
are now when it comes to dating, and you know, like a you
know, you ask a check outor whatever, and if she says no,
like, oh, he's harassing me? Yeah? What true? You
know what I mean? Like causeyou don't like all I All I did
was ask you out, like,why are you harassing? What do you
mean? Why am I here?You know? Ative? Yeah, you
hear you hear you hear stories aboutthat every once in a while, or

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you know the people at all ofa sudden they have like a regret and
they turn around they try to sayit was something that it wasn't And man,
am I this is what I'm talkingabout when I say I'm I'm so
happy I'm not out in the uh, in the dating world anymore. I
wouldn't know how to navigate. Wefeel worried about though. All he has
to do is be super attractive andyou can get away with my now,
menace, menace, that's not theboat we're in, my friend, so

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we would never got to make sureif you're a model, so somehow it's
not sexual harassment anymore. No,dude, if you're a troll, life
is always easier for pretty people.Yeah, hot gates creep, Yeah right,
yeah, exactly. Some reason younever find a hot guy that's getting
sexual harassment. It's weird. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

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Well, it's like Lebron James hasdifferent rules than the other players.
Yeah, on the field. Youknow, Otani just got it, just
got away with gambling murder. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. We'll see
when the movie comes out, right, eventually, Phones are open eight seven
to seven forty four Wooding. Youcan hit us up with the text over
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that one rolled off his gin offhis face, and we're into another new

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hour insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. It is Wednesday. It's June
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four onbody. That's Greg Gory. Hey minutes,
good morning to you, Good morningWoody. We've got Seabas and he's
gonna have the audio from the twentytwenty four edition of the Naked Bike Ride
for us to sour the world NakedBike Ride world us. See. I

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was wondering that's the brain at theWNBR because it is worldwide. Yell for
sure, because the br okay NRBis different. That's a no reason boner.
Everybody knows that. Yeah, everybodyNBR, right, w NBR.
And they have these naked bike ridescities all over the world, which is
why. Yeah. So Sea Basswent to one talking to some of these

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people about, hey, why areriding around town naked? Hey? And
then the question at the end,can I smell your bike seat? Ye?
That's some real questions people want toanswer, is what are these seats
smelling? Yeah? For sure,I mean riding around you're all sweaty,
I like when they use the citybikes down there, you know, Oh
yeah yeah yeah. So that'll becoming up a little bit later on this
hour. There's Sammy phones are openeight seven seven forty four. You can

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hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven. Uh.
Speaking of fun, I was justreading there's a popular adventure park in
Austria and it's called Area forty seven. You guys remember what was it Johnny
Knoxville who did that documentary about ActionPark, Yes, where everybody just got
messed up, which I went toa couple of times growing up because it

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was in New Jersey and Action Park. Man, they had these really cool
go carts and they had all kindsof water slides. It was mega dangerous,
run by carnies basically, and peopleare getting like really messed up,
very hard. It's been closed downfor years. So this is an adventure
park though that's more Uh, yes, adventure park. Yeah. So they
have things for people to do,bungee jumping, whitewater rapids, and one

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of the park's most popular attractions arethese water slides, including the fastest water
slide where you're going fifty miles anhour down the slide. Nice, but
now chicks are banned from using it. The park put up the signs telling
women that they couldn't go on anymorebecause the last few years there have been

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a number of reports about women gettingtheir vaginas quote ripped aparts. Oh god,
by the high speed water slides.I thought it was like they're close
game ripped off. No, No, we had that. We had a
story couple of years ago. Ihad like women had to like remember to
keep your legs closed all yes,oh yeah, yeah, and the let
alone the fastest one fifty miles anhour. You're going shooting down this thing
and it's it's basically like a powerwasher. Yeah, especially your lady part

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Bikinis community days. Yeah, sothat's yeah, so the part they banned
all women from from those slides.Thanks, yeah, really, we wouldn't
guys like mess up their scrot too, yeah something, Well, it's a
scrub, not a hole. Yeahexactly, it's not a Yeah, but
like with the water hitting your nadsthat fast, wouldn't something happened? I

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suppose if you, like again,if you had an open fee as opposed
to a closed leg, or ifyou're leaning back, maybe your taint or
something. I've got some pretty atomicwater wedge, you know, also like
almost a full blown enema. Yeahthat's what I'm going down there. Yeah,
but again that's it's positioned differently,so it's not I won't keep catching
it, right. I like togo with my legs up in the air.

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So yeah, because yeah, thewater's hitting, it's going yeah yeah,
I want to go down ankles somethingin the air. Yeah oh yeah,
like yeah, oh yeah yeah itgo again, yeah again. It's

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pretty sweet. They got volleyball thosebig like all those big inflatable things you
can jump on. Fun. Probablyit's in Austria, so they all have
fun accents to be careful vagina theyhave in Austria. I'm assuming very in

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style. Pretzels stuff, just pretzels, you know, stins of beers.
Al, Greg, you'll like this, okay. Florida Governor Ron De Santis
just signed a bill banning the intentionalrelease of balloons finally for things like gender
reveals. Now here's the thing.Kids under six are exempt. Kids can

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hand your kid a balloon and hecan kill the wildlife, all right,
but but everybody else will be finedfor littering if they're caught. No more
releasing balloons. What it is?I you know, admire the intent of
that, but you can just alwayssay, oh yeah, my kid,
let that go. Well. Iguess the idea is if you show up
to somebody's backyard. They got thepink balloons and there's their first kid.
You could okay, well they wouldhave to they would have to catch you

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doing it. Now, seven yearolds are getting locked up though, they're
sending right to the electric chair.Yeah, they're going to gas them.
They're done or better idea world,have the common sense not to do it.
I just saw a video the otherday and I meant to send it
to Greg because there was this thingwhere, you know, tragically, this
guy died in a car accident,and so they went to the place on

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the road where he died and theywere they were doing all this stuff.
Oh yeah, uh no. Theyhad this giant like cluster of what the
silvery balloons what are those called?The the mylar balloons, and they attached
a picture of the guy to thebottom of it, and then they let
it go. It had been Gregtwenty thirty blows. I mean, it

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was a ton of them. Itwas like the movie Up. It's what
he would have wanted. Yeah,yeah, yeah, because he's a trashy
idiot. You love glitter. Andthen the whole thing where it's like,
uh, you know, we're sendingthis to heaven, right, it was
the whole like symbolic. Hey,Hank, here's a picture of you floating
up to you. Yeah yeah,and I'm like, oh man, Greg
would be so mad. Send methis to heaven or the closest power line.

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Yeah yeah, it magically won't goback to Earth. Nope, menace.
I got an update. Area fortySeven's the Austrian They have an insane
food menu, really they have.They have an entire menu section from their
smoker brisket ribs, burnt in pulledme and they had burnt INDs in Austria
noice. Yeah, yeah about that, spare ribs, oh yeah, prawns,

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blue cream cheese. What are wedoing a live broadcast? Yeah,
seriously, it can't be at atwenty four to seven thing. I mean
it's Austria. It gets cold there, right ox La Carpaccio, I love
it delicious. They had good food. Well they're classy and that's Austria.
But make legs together, right,I can't go Yeah, you can't go,

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alright eight seven seven forty four wodtext us over to two too,
ninety seven? Oh one more littlepiece of food news here. You might
want to tell your friend half bakedmenace. Yes, like Hooters is in
trouble until your friend Greg, Whywhat's happening? Greg likes the wings.
When's the last time you've actually beenwhere? It's like it's been a long

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while. My buddy half Big goeslike every other week. Yeah, he's
a regular like that. He's buying. He buys shirts from other Hooters to
give to Hooters girls. Like he'sfriends with all the styles. That's what
they want. Yes, they dothey okay, yeah, they like everything.
I'm sure it's like gifting me aWoody Show shirt. But when I

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said Woody Show, yeah, Antonio, it would be awesome. Yeah.
Anyway, so they've abruptly closed roughlyfour the restaurants here, just recently underperforming
stores. What about so get outthere and support your single moms guys.
Hoots their offshoot, yeah, thesmaller I thought that was their first move,
Hoots, because they realized that thatI mean, quite frankly, the

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audience just isn't there. It's notas much of a novelty to see women.
You know what I'm gonna blame.I'm gonna blame fatties for not wanting
to go. I'm saying there's notenough young hotties like there were in the
nineties. I think not enough talent. A couple of things. The young
hotties have moved on to only fansmoney when they don't have to actually go

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to slipping wings. And then theguys these days, they're like gamer dorks.
They're not the same thing. Yeah, they don't. I don't go
out to meet women. I don'tHooters waitresses. Zero but still yeah,
it's a perfect storm against Hooters.Some called zero. Okay, Well,
look, I I would think aHooters girl would be easier to pull than

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like a stripper. Yeah, althoughthe of all the of all the those
women, only time that I doknow a couple friends of mine took us
stripper home at one point. Butbut they're used to it. Those are
the ones that are prostitutes. Allegedlyit's love. And I used to work
with a guy who worked the nightshift at the radio station and strippers would
go home with him everyone every nowand then. But yeah, I think

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the chance of pulling on Hooters likewaitresses got to be year zero because I'm
really interested in going home with fromHooters. Are those buffalo shrimp those are
so good? The wing the sauce, the buffalo shrimp and that I will
say. The Hooters Japan was quiteexcellent for w Hooters Tokyo you mentioned,
Is it similar to what we havein the States. Yeah, it's pretty

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much. Okay. There was nospecial items there. No, they didn't
have like you know, deep friedhoney, battered squid ruff and the other
thing that's key about Hooters the papertowel thing right on the table, like,
hello, every restaurant on earth dothat. Thank you. There's a
couple of like Shacks places, theShack's Big Chicken. They do that.

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Papers for many brothers. They havethat. Yes, the paper towel roll
right on the table. It isdude, it's a good move. Do
they have T shirts with their locationson them? No? Calendars? Some
of the places have T shirts.Yeah, they got their own merch.
A lot of places are offering upsomeplace that just shouldn't offer up merch,
like why would anybody want a hatfrom here? Do they have hula hoops
that get down spun around breaks?And we're gonna come back the twenty twenty

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four naked bike ride. Sea Basswill paint a picture and we'll talk to
some of the people who were,uh speaking, biking naked around, and
we'll cap all the conversations with aquestion, can I smell your bike's heat?
We can all take a guess asto whether they allowed Sea Bass to
do that. That will be nexton the woody Shoot. Well, the

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naked bike ride, it's an annualtradition, Sea Bass. I think part
of Himike's going to it. Youlove that I'm against a big oil and
trobi. Yeah, that's one reason. I think you're a little titillated by
the sights and the smells. Well, it is certainly tintillating. Well,
it's wien relating, I should say. Yeah, there's a lot of dudes

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right, like, what did yousay the split was like between men and
women? It was it was likeseventy five, twenty five. But even
this year, guys were saying,man, the chicks are like, it's
a sausage fest. This year itwas a week. It was like five
to one, maybe six to one. Yeah, I know it's not your
thing, but would you ever havethe nerve to do it? Was the
nerves certainly, although not it doesn'thave the body to do it in this

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in this climate. If everyone havingsmartphones because like they do it and a
new dis resort they do like funruns, you know, do a five
k or something, right, butno one's out there taking photos because they're
all part of the group. Butwhen you're on city streets, yeah,
and anybody in the car is like, what the hell is that? Right?
Yeah? Yeah, you know,like Mena says, those photos last
forever. Yeah, everything you everdo for the rest of your life,

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somebody will tweet it to you.It'll be you'll die in a car,
right, That'll be the file photo. Because if I had that's the one
they'll use for the paper. IfI had a rock and Body, I
would totally do it well, andRock and Wiener too, Well, that's
what I meant, the whole thing, from head to toe. If it
was I would do it. Therewas a fire that kind of went around
a few weeks ago. I thinkLondon was one of the first cities to

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have THEIRS, and this dude waslike, out in the middle, you
do it, and his Wiener wasin full regression, laughing. He didn't
care because it's not because it's notabout sexuality, it's about the body being
free. But everyone was having quitegood time with him. This is the
the naked bike ride. Sea Basswent to it and he talks to some
of the people who are there participatingand asked him a little bit of you

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know stuff, questions and whatnot.Get to know him a little bit.
And the last question we always ask, we've been doing this for years,
can I smell your bike seating?So it's a little game that we played
to try to figure out will theyallow it? Will they be fine with
that? Or will they be creepedout and tell SeaBASS here to hit the
brick across the line? Yeah?Now, who's the first person here?
First guy is Harold. He's anog. He's been around since before this

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was even kind of a real thing. His name's Harold, though, would
assume sixty years about I'd say aboutsixty years old. He's going to give
us some more insight into what thisprotest is all about. All right,
simple nudity is legal, so longpart jesus, how old is he sixty
ish? That sounds yeah, hesounds like he's got right voice. Shaming.

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Simple nudity is legal so long asit's part of an official protest,
which, of course, the Schrydersa threefold protest one to reduce the dependency
on fossil fuels, to promote bicycleshafety and awareness, and to promote body
acceptives. Now, can I askhow did you equip your bicycle today for
the naked bike ride? Besides myshine, I do put an extra cover

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over the sheet so that way nousually washed. So this is like a
towel that's been taped on. Towelthat's been taped on. You should actually
use a sharrong wrap. So yeah, my bike breaks down and I have
to wait for the right back inone of the chase vehicles. I have

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something I can put on to stayI legal. May I smell your seat?
God? So that is a roughsixty Does he have left? By
the way, I'm sure it's morethan a threefold going on there? He
protest? First off, how dareyou all here? It's a wonderful man.
And second off, that's a trueprofessional because he's he's prepared. Because

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ye all cyclists, no, youget flats whatever you be standing there with
your butt crack in the air whileyou're now A man's wrong. Yeah,
let's see, I will say.I will say that because he's prepared and
he can launder the towel, andso he's thought about the smelling things with
the bike seats, so he maynot be like worried to be embarrassed by
the nasty smell. But at thesame time, he also seems like a

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you know, like one of theseguys that you talked, it's like a
baseball purist, matter of fact.Yeah, they're like, wait, they
take a way too serious. Solike the fact that you're asking to smell
the seats. Yeah, Like helike, this is not to be made
fun of. This is a veryserious thing that we're doing here. It's
not just all fun and games andnudity. So kind of split, what
do you think, Greg, Andyou think he's gonna do it? I

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was thinking along those same lines.He's very matter of fact, he's taking
this seriously. This is not silly. So I'm I'm thinking he's gonna say
no, okay, uh menace.No, I'm just think yes, I
think he's like seeing him done everything. You get old enough, you don't
care, Yeah, you don't care? Yahing about that too, Like older

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people are a little bit more likeyeah, yeah, far in the grocery
store. Yeah yeah, I'll saythat he will allow it to him and
you said, no, okay,let's find out. Harold Naked Bike Ride
twenty twenty. I smell your seatif you wish. Okay, hold on
one more real quick nineteen one.Oh. I think whatever was on there

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kind of baked off. There wouldn'tbe anything there up chep for suntown lotion.
I guess you showered this morning.Huh. Of course, not that
I slept any last night. Iwas doing other stuff. I didn't get
home until one in the morning andhad me up played four thirty to get
here. When we're done with thesheeck and ride, I go from here
for a gaming tournament and then Idon't get home again until after midnight one

(28:29):
o'clock tonight. What kind of gamingtournament, Matt the gathering? Oh oh
yeah, like that too, AndI got you a little magic gathering music
here Woodie. Oh my god,dude, like people are like, Oh,
I watched all the Marvel movies.I'm such a nerd. T heat
No. The man who's up tillafter midnight two nights in a row,

(28:51):
going to magic tournaments east side allday life in between, he's going to
the naked bike he's so active.Exactly you are very crapping on his voice.
I know. Look how much stuffyhe can do in one day.
He's doing more. That's how I'vebeen able to live to four hundred years
old. So of course I hadto ask him about this magic the Gathering

(29:12):
late night tournament a bonus from fromHarold. Here we go. Now,
these are the cash tournaments just forfun. This one here is you're just
playing for promo pak prizes. Butthis is a new shit that just came
out a week and a half,two weeks ago. And like the guy
shouldn't next to me last night twentyfive bucks for the event. He pulled
over one hundred dollars worths of cardsout of ishpat Yes, what's the best

(29:33):
magic gathering card you own? Oh? I have an absolutely Christiane Mint Black
Lotus. Current value on is probablyone hundred between one hundred and one hundred
and twenty five thousand thou way,it definitely afford a dentist or some dentures.
How about this though, that's sucha known magic and my little brother

(29:56):
played when he was a child.Appropriately by the way, yeah, I
I even knew what the black Lotusis. It's like a no excuse me,
uh, it's not allowed in tournamentplays. It's so powerful. Oh
wow, man, somebody want tosay, hey, sew your black loadus
gets you a car. Well,I have a car, just got a
blown head gash ketting car. No, my goal is I have the whole
power nine. Those nine together areworth closer to two hundred plus styles.

(30:21):
Wow. In about four years theyshould peek over a million. That's when
I show him. That is whenmy retirement friend. Okay, honest,
honest question. Do you think thisguy has ever put that penis in a
woman before? You know, probablyin the eighties. Yeah, you know,
I say, in high school college. Yeah, although he's involved in
things that are not friendly towards gettinglaid, that's for sure. Yeah.

(30:45):
Maybe he wears his cards like ona chain so all the ladies can see
it, like, oh yeah,look at this ball, all the ladies
at the after that you magic thegather. It sounds like he's making the
most of his sad old life.You know, he's at least got there
doing stuff that he likes, youknow. And that's the thing. When
you're doing that sort of stuff yougather, not naked bike riding. Yeah,
thanks, happy those naked bike rideSeabasshew's next. Okay, this is

(31:10):
an actual young woman. There arevery few of these at the Naked Bike
Ride, so I made sure totalk to at least the ones. Yeah.
Right, her name is Sierra.It's you know, it's their first
time out, and she's naked upwhen I talked to her. Top list.
Okay, but I because I thinka lot of girls will wear bottoms
just because it's you know, youdon't want that stuff going on, right,
It's cleaner, it's cleaner regardless.Okay, So here's Sierra. What

(31:33):
number naked bike ride? Is thisfor you? This is my first one.
I guess I'm stepping my feet.I haven't been a newdist before this,
but I'm open to it, likesuper open to it. It's fun
to just be naked. Yeah,it's just nice and it's good for you.
How did you set up your bikedifferently at all? Or did you
for the Naked bike Ride. Werented bikes, so there was no setup

(31:56):
required. I just had to goand get the bike. Did did you
reveal to them to hey, I'mgonna be naked on this thing. No?
I did not. I did not. Man smell your seat. Oh
now, she's one and done.Well. She also said, you know,
it's I can see why young womendon't go to this thing because it's
it's all old dudes. And alsoyou're naked in public. Oh yeah,

(32:20):
we have a text here post Malonebought a Blackladus magic together in code.
Yeah, something else. But allright, let's see. Will she allow
it? Yeah? I mean shesounds, uh, she sounds pretty fun,
like she's adventurous and you know whatever. I mean, you're not asking
to like sniffer actual butt, justthe seat. Yeah, I'll say she'll

(32:43):
allow it. I think she'll behesitant, but she'll be open. She's
like, okay, what do youthink she likes being naked. She's giving
it a chance. It's her firstride. I'm gonna I'm still I'm getting
no vibe, so I'm gonna sayno. I think she's gonna say yes

(33:04):
because she's going to try and provehow open she is to Okay, I'm
a cool girl. All right,Well, let's find out naked bike ride
may smell your seat. Yeah,if it was near me, yes,
let's say you put your bike awaya righty we did, Yeah I can
smell that seat. Yeah, I'llgo for it. Seat. Does it

(33:28):
smell like ass? It's a littlesweaty smelling, But I think the sun
really is helping a lot because it'skind of burning off that. Yeah.
Wait, where was she sitting?So she was sitting on a like a
little railing, having lund and thatthere was a coup. There are bikes
right in front of her, soI assumed those were her bikes, but
apparently she put hers up, andshe did. But she was with him
to grant you permission as if hehad to speak for her, she could

(33:51):
grant her own perm This guy caph was he with her? Well?
He okay, I asked, andthat was a He was the reason she
was there. He introduced her tothis, although he of course did although
she was very uh, she wasvery firm that he was just a friend
and he's trying to get that friendnaked. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Hey, we know what should do? Let's go to the naked bike ride.
He's trying to friends, he's tryingto crack out of the friend zone,

(34:13):
you know, So I mean,you know what we should do.
We should go down to like asfriends, we should go down his naked
bike ride about environmentalism and stuff right, all right, So we're gonna take
a quick break. We'll come back. We got more from the naked bike
ride and can I smell your bikeseat? So far on two for two,
I'm killing the game this morning,and look the winner get for I

(34:34):
got one of their seat towels heresaying to win. All right, so
that's coming up next to her onthe Woody Show. Hang on, don't
hit me, Hey, I'm notgonna hit you, and take his glasses.
I'm gonna throw him in the ground. This we're going through some of
the audio that collected the naked bikeride. Talking to a couple of different

(34:59):
people all ready, and we haveour next person. And it always ends
the conversation always ends with can Ismell your bike seat? May I smell
yes? May I smell ye?I don't have a loss of smell.
Yeah? And who's next? Thisis Deva and Davia had a whole setup
on a gas scooter. Was Ihad like a bunch of signs And how
does that kind of defeat the purpose? Well, they have things that are

(35:21):
support scooter. They have support vehicles, and those support vehicles okay, you
know, have water and or ifsomeone gets hurt or they need you know,
supplies or eat blah blah, brightbikes, break down, et cetera.
Uh, And Dava had this likebox with CDs and he was quoting
promoting the band that he had.Oh and the band is well, well,
I'll have David tell us about that, all right. The band is

(35:42):
called Naked Lion nak Apostrophe d lI O N. They started off as
a ukulele kind of parody band,so they did instead of money money,
they did nudy nudy, or insteadof under my thumb, did it under
my bum And they started from thereand eventually then I jumped in plane base
and now we've got a full albumthat has been released. I see you're

(36:04):
on a scooter. Are you ona bicycle or a scooter? Today?
I took the scooter the whole time. I'm just on the ride being helpful.
Mass smelt your seat. Huh ohwow, all right, obviously naked
you know my guts telling me noon this one. Really serious support guy.
He's like one of the yah.He's more like an official capacity.

(36:27):
He's a volunteer technically, I know, but still even even still like he's
part of the that's what I'm agreenwith you. I'm saying yes, he's
an official volunteer. Does he havelike a special vests or anything? Yeah,
indicating that he's a special wrist band. Yeah. Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonnasay no, Greg Gory, I hm,
I'm getting a yes vibe from him. I mean, like his whole

(36:47):
band's thing is making nude parody typesongs. I'm gonna say yes, nudy,
nudy, nudy nudy. Yes,Sammy, I'm going to say yes
as well. I think it's hiswhole thing, and he's a volunteer.
What are they gonna do? Firehim? All right, Well, let's
find out it's the naked bike ride. May smell your seat? It's a

(37:10):
weird question to ask a lady.Oh, I mean, I don't know
if you would would want to.It's uh hot as hell, and you
will one hundred percent burn your face, may I uh sure? Wow?
Yeah, you're right. It justsmells like heat. Yeah. Oh yeah,

(37:30):
no, no, like not.I mean, depending on what part
of the ride, it's gonna smelllike grilled meat. I mean you really
have to like lead into it tomake it happen. Yeah, yeah,
don't take thee for an answer.Yeah. Wow, he didn't want to
talk. He was even trying totalk you out of it. But that
was that was a nice thing aboutit being so hot over the weekend.

(37:51):
He was hot everywhere. It wasn'tswampy and yeah, gross naked bike ride?
Who's next? Oh? Hold on, you guys don't want to hear
any of the songs? Yeh wantto give me the give me the best
one? All right. Unfortunately ontheir album they don't have any of the
parody songs. They have their originals. Well, here's okay, let's find
out. Here's the one. It'scalled she treats you like a gay best

(38:13):
friend. Okay, and like agay best friend shopping the shopping Jesus,
she spends all your money. Thenyou take your bar like a gay as

(38:34):
a friend. That's not bad.I've had friends like that. That's actually
not terrible. If he did likemusic videos to it and put on YouTube,
I would see people enjoying it.Okay. Here. The the advertisement
that we're running on the radio stationfor the podcast is called does this make
it? Does this murder make melook gay? Oh? Yes, yeah,

(38:58):
we were in an advertisement runs allthe time. I hear it all
the time. Is a podcast calleddoes This Murder Make Me Look Gay?
Yeah? How much is our greatpay for that podcast? A great name?
He gets to go to nobu Yeahand like eat for free, so
that's not cheap all right? Whodo we have next year for the Naked
Bike Ride? This is Don andguess what Don knew who I was?

(39:19):
Okay, we've got fans in theNaked Bike Ride. Hala Don Naked Bike
Ride. So we're here with Donand Don. You say you listen to
the Woody Show. I sure do. I keep trying to get Gregg and
Menace to come out, but thenthey want when it comes to the Naked
Bike Ride, I think they theybuild it up as scarier and then there
in their mind that it is inreality. How did you set up your

(39:43):
bike today for the Naked bike Ride? Well? Right now? Well just
like drying off towel and powerful one. But he's probably pretty sweaty this year
because it's just hot riding mas smellyour seat. Oh he's gonna totally say
yes, oh yeah, yeah,there's no you know going on here?
Is yeah? Yeah, definitely yes, Greg, Yes, absolutely Sammy.

(40:07):
Yes, definitely, yes, allright, let's see don at the naked
bike ride. Man, smell yourseat, go ahead, that should be
pretty cooing, should be till how'sit going on? No, they'll be
no poop smells. You have toget snipping through. Yeah, I don't

(40:30):
fake anything. I don't. Idon't fake sniff. Yeah, it's it's
been used obviously. I would say, like, it reminds me of a
good will. We'll carry it allweek long. Lo's like so much,
Don, I'm joining up. Andif you can grabble by for a skateboard
or something. It's East scooter evenI've seen some yeah, anything I like.

(40:53):
I would love to see Sea Bassnaked on a skateboard. Well,
there's your naked bike ride for twentytwenty four. Everybody. Yeah, and
here one more song on the wayout. It's a yeah. It's called
from Naked Lion. This is asad song to help you score. Don't

(41:13):
you cannot you have forty? Yeah? You can't hear about anything anymore without
getting feet involved, right, Yeah, it's so trending. Oh, this
is really good in the nineties classic. It's so good. It's so good.

(41:35):
I'd rather hear commercials Here, WoodyCovered and guess What's down? The
Woody Show and into another new hourof insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Wednesday morning. It is June thetwenty sixth, twenty twenty four.
I'm whatddy. That's Greg Gory.Hey, we got Menace, we got
Sea Bass, we got Sammy phonesare open eight seven seven four. You

(42:00):
can send us a text over totwo to nine eight seven and I am
looking for your nominations. Who shouldbe for June twenty twenty four The Woodies
Show. Employee of the Month,the Rainning Champion, the ranting Employee of
the Month is Caroline, who workswith Bort in our production department. You

(42:20):
don't hear from her much, butwhen you do, she's very funny.
What do you mean, No,it's so funny. Caroline is a person
of very few words on the show, but every time she comes on like
she has I don't know, shehas a knack for just having the right
thing to say at the right time. Arry has a good job with that
very soothing voice. It's like alady Greg Gory. Yeah, you know,

(42:44):
there was this show I was watchingon I think it was on Hulu
about I think it was called killerkids like teens who murdered people, and
the narrator I thought, I Carolina, I think this is Carolina. Do
you think she's a killer? SoCaroline as the reigning employee of the month.

(43:07):
Who gets your vote? Oh wow? So I think my vote's gonna
go to Sammy this month? OhCaroline say yeah, great vibes. You
know she's working really hard and Ijust feel communication has been good. So
okay, yeah, I don't knowwhat about Oh there there it is.

(43:32):
Yeah, the Caroline's vote is forSammy by the way, murders good.
Yeah, all right, thank youCaroline. What about uh, well,
we'll go with Sammy s and Sammyjust got a vote? Who gets your
vote this month? My vote thismonth is for Menace doing a lot this

(43:52):
month, I feel like, anddoing a lot for just around the station,
for everything that we need. You'realways doing a lot. But I
thank you this. It has beena very busy time. The last four
weeks have been very, very busy. Yes, and Menace has been very
busy, very on top of thingsand helping out. And when Greg was
out, he was helping out witha lot of stuff too, And I

(44:13):
just did go into Menace for me. It's a good point, all right,
Menace, who get your vote?It's really hard because I was thinking
about Sammy and how much she coordinatesas well. And then but it's always
hard for me not to vote forSea Bass because of all the content that
he brings to the table. Sohe always has my vote almost every single

(44:34):
month. And then Greg, eventhough he was out, but like when
he was on, like the contentthat he brings to the table is so
good as well. That's true.But I think I'm gonna stay consistent until
Sea Bass wins. All right,my vote. Sea Bass has the vote
for the Wood Show employee the month. Sea Bass, who gets your vote?
I'll go with Greg Gory what becausehe did something this month to tell

(45:00):
you a Tuesday takeover? Yeah,did the Tuesday takeover? But also was
it this month? Was this monththe graduation that that happened last month was
speech? Oh my god? Atleast was it last month? Doesn't count?
Throw out? Yeah, but Idon't think there's like every day with
Greg where he's not on. Youknow, like sometimes one day out of

(45:22):
the month, like one of uswill like be extra tire that day and
we really won't bring it to thetable. But I think Greg, it
never has one of those off days. I love you. I disagree with
that. But by the way,everybody you can you can text your vote
for employee the month over to twoto ninety seven, Greg Gory, who

(45:44):
are you voting for? You know, I gave it a lot of thought,
and I always dominate the way Menacealways nominates Sea Bass. I tend
to always nominate Vaughan because he's arenaissance man. Yeah for sure again this
month, right, like stepped upand done so many different jobs, right,
but then some just behind the scenesstuff. I'm going with Sammy because

(46:05):
of Sammy various organizational skills. Again, never got the shine for getting me
a new chair without even asking forit, for it was very recently and
I just had just a fleeting commentabout how my chair is always broken,
and I had that puck and screwand then you know, checklists and folders,
and she's very good at staying ontop of stuff, text reminders,

(46:29):
which I really appreciate. It's likegoing to the dentist office. Really oh
yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.So it minimizes my having to write little
notes to myself. Who gets Vaughn'svote for employ the Month. All right,
so I have a three way tireright now in my mind between Menace,

(46:51):
Glory, and bort Actually, butwhat took it over in one Greg's
gay comedy was hilarious comedy. Absolutely, And also a few weeks ago,
Greg sent me a text message afterthe show on said, fown, you're
so good at videos, You're thebest. I should remember that for next

(47:15):
month. There you go. Isaw this one video that the editing was
just top notge. Oh yeah,thank you, But wish it's not a
magician this month, just because ofeverything he's been going through this month,
and much like Bena says, healways brings it every single show, even

(47:37):
if most of us are kind ofin a down position, he always delivers
a thousand percent. I'm gonna goGreg Gory, Babe. Gregory fought through
some family issues for a few dayswith us. I don't even know how
you were here during that and thento come back so quickly after dealing with
that and still be on it immediately. So I'm going Greg. I mean,
god Born took many days off andyour guinea pig died like four right,

(48:00):
Yeah, So I can't even imagineyou being here, only missing only
two days and coming back right backthat fast. It was quite craptastic.
Yes, Morgan, I am alsogoing with Greg Gory because of the things
that everyone said. But yeah,you've always had a great attitude no matter
what's going on in your personal life. And then y'all, I think we're

(48:21):
forgetting about the cicadas. He didpretty good with those. Oh yeah,
yeah they're bad. So yeah,Greg Gory for me goes great gratis ran

(48:43):
to the other side of the room. That's what he's gone on the MIC.
I just saw this this morning.Very odd. Wisconsin's Department of Natural
Resources they released a statement telling peopleto stop taking the cicadas from the state
parks. Apparently apparently it's illegal.There have been multiple reports about people harvesting
them from the parks, and onetheory is that they're being used for food,

(49:07):
like, not for humans, butfor pet lizards and birds and rats
who like to eat them. Iguess you gotta do to save it,
you know, whatever, you haveto save a buck. But I didn't
know this, but uh, ifyou go to the store, live crickets
can cost like ten cents apiece.What. Yeah, that's insane. I
remember when they were a nickel mycricket trimple a lot of Wow. The

(49:34):
officials haven't tracked down anyone who's beentaking the cicadas so far, but they
say it's stiff fine when they're caughttake there's a billion of it. I
just a lot of new thing iverubbing bugs on Greg's things. Oh mouth,
you think moving a stapler sucked,just get get a dead cock re

(49:57):
Yeah. Making my desk blotter askewmakes me crazy. It's a photo of
it on his keyboard. Oh mygod, I tell you this is uh.
And I'll be honest as the personwho makes the final decision. This
is a This is a very toughchoice this month. I really feel like,
uh, you know, everybody inthis room has done a really great
job of, you know, whateveryour personal area of responsibility is. Everybody's

(50:20):
done a really good job of steppingup. And you know, everybody's got
stuff going on, whether it's youknow, Borton his guinea pigs, or
Greg and his brother, or youknow, mercury is in retrograde for Sammy,
or you know, Menace is hungrybecause there's been no breakfast product.
I mean, everybody's really kind ofjust like, you know, powered through.
So I'm I'm you know, I'mreally I'm really happy with the with
the group of people that we gothere. So yeah, and I agree

(50:45):
with everything everything that's been said thismorning. Man, it's gonna be a
tough decision. I will, asthey say, sleep on it, you
know, And then we'll have theannouncement tomorrow. Who will be the winner
of the sixty nine dollars Yeah,hell yeah, that really super sweet plaque
with their picture on it that willhang proudly in the office. Will you
show employee of the month. We'regonna take a quick break. We'll come

(51:07):
back some more. What he showsnext hand in the last moments, I
would find one person who I reallycan't stand and I would murder them because

(51:30):
I can never I can never goto prison for it. And there's my
legacy. I took this lame personoff the planet with me. The Woody
Show and one of my favorite Metallicasongs of all time, Rip Point Twisting
turning through the Nabo when their BlackAlbum, I think it was track seven.

(51:52):
I remember that's back when you dowhen track it once Now it's just
tough. In a playlist. Gameseven of the Stanley Cup Finals had the
second biggest audience for an NHL gamein twenty years. That's good. So,
I mean, yeah, there's somuch excitement around that. The fact
that you know, Edmonton came backand even made it a game seven pretty

(52:14):
cool. Yeah. YESU. ThePanthers, they the players. They took
the Stanley Cup to the beach inFort Lauderdale. They were parading it through
some bars and then they took itout to the beach and at one point,
Matthew Kuchuck he took the Cup fora swim in the Atlantic Ocean.
Yeah. I thought that was prettycool. Oh, you can do anything
you want with the Stanley that's whatI thought. So cool. I thought

(52:36):
there were at least some limits.Yeah, I don't think so. The
Lombardi trophies what they got mad aboutwhen they were throwing it in the water.
Yeah, but it's like the StanleyCup has ended up at the bottom
of someone's pool and like around allkinds of stuff. Yeah. But meanwhile,
there's a guy who travels around withit and he's wearing gloves every time
he touched it. Yeah, exactly, yeah, I think it's only the

(52:58):
players who can really abuse it.I did see something about the guy who
travels with the cup all the timeand he puts on a different pair of
white gloves every time it's handled,and he's kept every single pair, and
he dates them and labels them.I don't know what the hell he's gonna
do with them worth a whole lotof money, Yeah, just sounds like
a waste. Anyway, we hadmentioned how those astronauts were stranded at the

(53:21):
International Space Station because the Boeing rocketthey took to get there is broken.
It's got the helium leaks and stuff. Uh, no set return date.
But as bird Diic did right hereon the Woody Show, while NASA and
Boeing officials they're trying to figure outwhat to do, uh, SpaceX has
stepped up. They have offered tohelp bring the astronauts home. But right
now it's like NASA and bowing.They're just acting like all proud about it.

(53:44):
And they said there's no need forSpaceX to step in, which okay,
cool doesn't look that way, buteither way, SpaceX, you know,
SpaceX says they're just standing by,and you know they're ready to lend
a hand if Yeah, they needI think they said they can be up
there for like forty five days withthat docking or something like that. Yeah,
But like I if I'm the astronauts, I'm like, yeah, SpaceX

(54:07):
roll through. Yeah, why whyam I you call Uber? Yeah?
These guys sent me up here.Obviously they didn't, you know, yeah
the air somewhere right. Yeah,and you know, just because you booked
on Southwest doesn't mean you can't callFrontier or Spirit, right, what are
you doing? Three days later?You're just like, well, I guess
I guess we're still in space.Yeah. It sucks you get in.

(54:30):
Yeah, I think it'd be kindof cool. I mean, knowing that
they can't. You're not gonna diethere. They're gonna someone's gonna come pick
up that knowing you don't know that. Yeah, because SpaceX is off and
they're gonna let them die. LikeBoeing and NASA can't get their act together,
they'll send SpaceX to go get them. Hopefully. Yeah, they're not
gonna go, oh, sorry,guys, we can't do it. But
we're you know, we're too proud. We're not gonna let SpaceX way right

(54:52):
now, this reminds me menace ofyour favorite show Last Man on Earth.
Remember his brother was stuck up there. Yeah, it's crazy. It was
so cool and now it's real.Yeah. Also because it's not a planned
uh stay, So it's not likethey have a bunch of work and experiments
they're supposed to do. They justtake it. Yeah, Netflix, and
they hopefully they have it. Yeah, you know, just kicking it.

(55:15):
How boring that is? Right?Well, I mean do they have internet?
Do they have access to starlink SpaceXInternet? I mean you're right next
to the satellites. I mean yougot to be able to get it right
again thereriving a cell signal when youlive right next to the tower. But
even that, Okay, this isthis is the same thing of like men
you know, sitting on a longflight for twelve to or this case window

(55:37):
they call it raw dogging. Nowit's a fun new term. Yeah,
you can only watch you watch yourtenth movie. Sure, neat, I
would be afraid, Like, wasthe pooper prepared for forty five days?
Right? Don't they have any boltsthat need to be tightened something? Yeah?
Something threw driving around a bunch ofclean Also, are you down to
rations, like, what's the firstsituation? Do they have enough? I

(56:00):
think that's what the forty five daysthing is. But yeah, it says
the ISS has a six hundred megabitsinternet connection. Oh wow, supposed to
have my house. Yeah, exactly, it'supposedly just for communications and blah blah
blah. Doc I would say Iaveraged about three hundred megabits of my house.
How mucht What about for you,Gregory? What do you average?
Like? Yeah, so many bits. It's like a if doesn't technology.

(56:24):
A woman in Missouri has been accusedof stealing thousands of dollars worth of lottery
tickets from the convenience store where sheworked over a course of about six months.
According to the police, she stolethirty six books of tickets, and
she would even cash out some ofthe winning tickets right there where she worked.
Smart and she told the cops thatshe would just put a cup over

(56:45):
the camera in the store's office,take the keys to the safe where they
kept the lottery tickets. And yeah, so now she's charged with felony stealing
ocean over here, Yeah, right, dude, some terrible news. We
were just talking about how there wasa new Guinness world record for the tallest
male dog. Remember Kevin the GreatDane we were talking about I'm massive.

(57:06):
He just died what days after histitle was announced. I guess he got
sick. He had no time toglory and he died during emergency surgery.
Sad. That blows. That sucks. Yeah, that was his Instagram's worthless
now, man, it's right.I know we if you're looking to travel

(57:30):
on the cheap. Just so youknow Frontier Airline. Since we're just talking
about airline here for a second,I did mention Frontier because they are celebrating
their thirtieth birthday and they're offering flightsfor just thirty dollars. Nice Jay,
And they're more than I guess onehundred one way routes that are available for
as little as twenty nine bucks.You can see the full list. It's
available if you go to fly Frontierdot com. I flew through Frontier once

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and it was fine. Is itfrills? Oh yeah, you got all
the hot spots? Yeah. What'sit like compared to Spirit? Did they
have the books, big seats upfront? Adult? That's why I put
them like a notch below Spirit.Look, I like Spirit better than I
like American airlines for sure. Ido just based on my own personal experience

(58:17):
racist against American airlines, f ypeople. I hate America that they've screwed
me more than any other airlines.My one beef though, with Spirit is
the available ramen on there is theyhave Sturfi ramen, just stirfi. Just
do regular ramen flavors, Like whywould the stir fry? I don't get

(58:37):
it. It's not good like that. Either do chicken or do beef or
something, or shrimp, but stirfry. Really frontiers, just no frills,
no big seats up front like Spirithas. I don't think they have
Wi Fi. Last when I wason there, they did not have Wi
Fi. That that changes all thetime, so who knows, maybe that

(59:00):
maybe they do. I don't likethe look of their planes, Yeah,
they look more like they'd be deliveringmale as opposed to very big on the
aesthetics, like you were saying thatyou prefer the plane just to be like
kind of like a raw metal,like a raw silver, stainless like steel,
like a silver. It's got tobe silver. I don't want orange
and blue like Southwest like who cameup? But that's color scheme. It's

(59:22):
not a safe color. You wantsilver not a safe color, right,
you want silver? Why silver safe? Because it looks like official official.
It looks like a bullet. Itlooks like because the jets, which they're
the ones who used to have thesilver planes, Yeah, they're not They're
not even silver anymore. I don'tknow if there are any of the commercial
airlines that have silver plane, butI like the ones that have like the

(59:44):
graphics on them, like the HelloKiddy planes and stuff is awesome. Menus,
look at this silver plane with anAmerican flag as its tail ribs.
Yeah, that says shows next hadingon. This is the show. Yeah,

(01:00:06):
this is a show. Yeah,I smart. There's a there's another
cyber truck recall, and this iswhat This is one of those things where
you know, it's like a windshieldwiper thing. It's not like, yeah,
nothing major, it's not like they'reblowing up or but of course,
you know, like Sea Bass hasbeen saying, I will give you credit

(01:00:29):
here. I mean, this iswhat people like to put the cyber truck
in the in the headline because theyknow I would never buy them, because
it's hideously ugly, hideously awesome.It's yeah again recall people were recalled it
sounds so dangerous. Oh but Ihave my my current car had a recall
that I just ignored for like eightyears. Still still managed, still here.

(01:00:51):
Yeah, and there was something elsetoo. I forget it was a
windshield wiper thing and maybe something elsesomething. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
right. It was like a loosepiece of trim first of all trim.
And also when it comes to cars, Menace was talking about this. I
guess like there's like a big cyberattack thing happening with a lot of car
dealership across the country where they can'teven process orders and sales and they're just

(01:01:12):
like sending people home, and theydon't know if it's gonna be wrapped up
anytime soon. They say maybe itcould take up to another two weeks or
so, but it's already been goingon for about four or five days where
their whole system is just hacked.They can't process anything. The old paper
eight You know what, Greg,everybody writes stuff down and writes paper and

(01:01:34):
pencil. Thank you, I've beensaying. See, computers worked for years
and try to make everything easier,and Greg, you're gonna have to steal
something out of his mailbox physically.No, I go to the post office.
Imagine if your car is dirty.Look, somebody's finally here. Guys,
it's Greg again. The post officeis always packed. It always Yeah,

(01:02:00):
so I think I think it's homesell like et CP, so saved
mostly for packets. It's all theonline shoppers. Phones open eight seven seven
food. You can hit us upwith the text over to two to ninety
seven. What is the latest onyour cyber truck? You had gotten that
email, but coming between October andDecember? Okay, I've got it.
But you had to make all thedecisions on it already or yeah, there

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wasn't a ton to do. Ijust get the three motors. Really,
the only thing I need to decidenow, because I do want to get
it wrap reapt I want to standout and I'm got a guy I'm going
to put it on. But Ibut the design. I saw one the
other day. Yeah, I sawone the other day that had a a
Camo rap and it was pretty cool. No, that that's pretty cool.
I'm thinking and I'm not being I'mnot being a joking about this. I'm

(01:02:44):
actually thinking hot pink. Okay,because when I put it up on the
like the car rental sites, likethe Tururo type sites, which I'm planning
on doing as well to help offsetthe cost massive costs. I think that's
a that's a huge selling point becausea bunch on there and they're like five
hundred, six hundred dollars. Thesethings couldn't get more disgusted. Check it
out hot pink. Is it justsolid hot pink or actual design? I

(01:03:07):
think just solid hot pink because yousee that and you're like, oh,
I want that in my music video. I want to a weekend in that
for I'm sure every wrapper will returnit in great conditions. It's gonna be
such a big deal when he finallygets this. The rent's like some kind

(01:03:29):
of ballroom that he can drive intoand make a grand entrance like a car
show like we have like some Pyrogoing on. You could do that because
it's all electric, so there's noit won't stink up the place. Yeah,
all right, drive it into thestation. More what he shows next,
it's great. It's a great thing. In the morning with the coffee,
a little morning gratitude, I feellike I want to Oh my gosh,

(01:03:52):
I started sweating like crazy. It'sa little upset that we ruined a
good down the Woody Show. Well, we're into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world,and thank you for being here. You
have many choices in morning radio entertainment, and you certainly have recognized this as

(01:04:14):
one of them. You've made awise choice. I'm one of you.
That's Greg Gory. Good. Wegot menace, what is up? And
Saba's here, Sammy's here. Friendsare open at eight seven seven forty four
Wooding. You can hit us upof the text over to two to nine,
eight seven. We're gonna play agame this hour with you know,
Fourth of July coming up. It'stime for our annual contest. Is it

(01:04:38):
a porno or a firework rev Sowe'll give a chance to win a prize
that'll be coming up for you thishour. We were talking about people collecting
stuff and Greg said, well,why do people, you know, get
these collections and stuff and just keepthem in their closet. Yeah, and
I know they're worth money, andobviously that's that's sure one of the main
points. But then you have let'ssay baseball cards, they're just sitting there,

(01:04:59):
just make money out of them.I mean, I've got the garbage
pail kids. But the reason Igot them wasn't because oh, this is
gonna be some type of investment forme. Yeah, because I got them
because when I was a kid,I love them and I had to hide
them from my mom because you didn'twant me to have them. And then
when I found out when I firstfound out about eBay, when eBay like
first launched like early, was thatearly two thousands, you know, right

(01:05:23):
around two thousand, I'm like,oh, you can look for anything on
there, and it's there and peopleare selling the first thing I look for
garbage pail kids. And I boughtthem because I wanted to have them.
It's not like I, you know, wanted to turn it around and have
some some collection of stuff that's goingto be I leave this to my kids,
let them go to college on thisor yeah. But this one is
weird. I was so there arepeople, these hobbyists they collect barf bags

(01:05:46):
like from airplanes, okay, doingthat, and there's a handful of these
collectors and they're taking part in it'scalled the Last Barf Bag. It's a
new campaign and it's a barf bagexhibit in New York City. Right boring.
And these people have their own onlinecommunity where they're buying and selling and

(01:06:09):
trading these barf bags. Honestly,i'd never seen them anymore. I see
them them. They're rare. Really. This one door who used to collect
sardine keys and styrofoam weights before doingthat, he said everything changed when he
was on a cross country flight fromBoston to San Francisco and he took home

(01:06:29):
his first barf bag. That's whenhis life changed. Oh wow, man,
I won't lame with my Star Warscollection now right. Yeah. By
the way, eBay started in ninetyfive, Oh did it? Yeah?
I feel like it really didn't popthough until no, because I remember my
later my friend's dad worked for acompetitor called he Wanted Yeah, and I

(01:06:57):
was like that had that was thenineties. It but barf bags. What
could be a more boring or boringdisplay? Greg Alwa's talking about. It's
a big barf bag. He's behindit. I don't know. Oh,
they're sponsoring. They're sponsoring the exhibit. Yes, presents the last barf bag.
Oh that makes sense because you wouldthink there would be more barf bags

(01:07:20):
because turbulence has gone up but therewith flights. Oh and I saw Greg,
you would love this. It cutsdown on turbulence. Oh okay,
I would love that curbulence. Itcuts down on a curbulence on the on
the turbulence. I was because youknow, my algorithm on Instagram is all

(01:07:41):
filled with a lot of flight videosand things to do with flying. Watch
so much of that crap. Andthere are there's some new wing technology and
instead of just having like you know, because there's a there's there's flaps on
the wings, you know, lowerand whatever. But now the wings are
almost like in these multiple pieces andso the wing can move in ways it's

(01:08:02):
never been able to move before.And it's an automatic turbulence correction system.
It just and yeah, so itlooks like the wing twists like one one
part of the wing is one way, the other part of the wing is
the opposite way. It's it's reallycool because someone was out the window filming
it and how it works, andthe pilots aren't correcting it. It's just

(01:08:23):
part of the system, like theplane just automatically will do that. More
mechanical parts. Great, it seemspretty cool. Cruise ships have kind of
stabilizers, right, yes, andthey work a lot of the same way
because they will come out from thesides underneath the waterline and kind of help
with the rocking and the you know, the the stuff that was making me

(01:08:46):
drowning. Right for my wife doesanytime it's a flight over one hour,
she needs it. And my sonis the same way. My daughter and
I but we're fine. But yeah, draving mean or she's like really sick.
She feels just nauseous for hours afterwards. I've seen both videos. One

(01:09:08):
where the wing on the plane lookslike it's just bouncing up and down and
I heard it, and then Isaw the other one where they test out
planes before they get put out intouh, you know service. Yeah,
they test the wings and they canbasically fold them all the way up and
they be not full. Yeah,there's pulling, the pulling on the wall
the way up, so the wingsare essentially sticking straight up and they don't

(01:09:30):
break. It's almost like a ninetydegree angle. Right. But then it
walks in the box so much asbounce, You're like it's going to freak
out shaky like breaks they do shake. We're going to play Is it a
porno or a firework? We havesomething to give away. We'll find something
cool for you. If you wantto be a contestant. Eight seven seven
forty four Woody is the number.It's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

(01:09:54):
It's really one of those things likewe do gay bar or steakhows or you
know it's there or all these differentif you've ever been to buy fireworks,
if you've never been to one ofthose fireworks tents or a place like that,
and if you if you hear theporno birthdays on the show, it
could go really either way. Couldbe easily a firework and you're like,

(01:10:15):
oh, nope, that's actually that'sactually a porno. But so I'm gonna
change up this one. Is ita firework or a sex toy? Look
at that? Yeah, yeah,that's just the Yeah, that's the that's
the list I happen to have righthere in front of me. Okay,
good, So is it a isit a firework or a sex toy?
We're gonna play that next. Ifyou want to play eight seven seven forty

(01:10:38):
four wood you can hit us upwith the text to ninety seven. If
you just got to comment about youknow, whatever it is. You have
a lot of questions about Bart's toycollections. Speaking of people collecting stuff,
toy ex posting a video the otherday board and it gave me a lot
of anxiety. Why because yeah,I know it's intensive and can I also
guess? Like what gives Greg theanxiety about it? He wants to know

(01:11:00):
how you dust? Yeah? Doyou dust dust? Yes? Yeah?
What's that like when you know whenyou remove literally everything is clean? Yeah,
that's when I take everything down andmove the room around, which you
know might happen when I move ineight months eight months? Yeah, oh
my god. See that gives Greg. It's just you can't even see the
shelf. I'll send you detail pictureslater, Greg, Okay, yes,

(01:11:23):
all right, So if if youwant to play, give us a call
right now. Eight seven seven fortyfour Woody Is it a firework or a
sex toy? Next? Heady out? How old the Woody Show returns in
a sex What craziest set your lighting? PUBI Caty, Well, welcome back

(01:11:45):
everybody, dumb ass contest with fourthof July on the way, it's our
dumb ass contest that we do everyyear. Is it a firework or isn't
an adult toy? Is it anda trip to a firework tent or you
know, like a place that yougo online or if you went into remember

(01:12:06):
old school, Yes, you usedto go into the stores. Yeah right,
yeah, I mean you could getlike basic ones in some stores,
but not the stuff that you love. What do you like that stuff?
Rocket? Yeah? The stuff Ilove you can hit the moon with.
Yeah, the ones that the onesthat I use, you know, I
get down with, like you know, sparklers too. I love all kinds

(01:12:26):
of Okay, you're talking about fireworks. I thought you were like making a
joke about him going in there buyinglike the rocket sex toy. Like,
No, I'm talking about fireworks.Wires cross, wires cross. Remember the
most boring firework of life were thoselittle black disks. You lit them kind
of like a snake, like theones that they spin really fast on the
ground like I love that, andthen they shoot up in the air.

(01:12:49):
Cool. I forget what those arecalled those flower I think they're called side
winders. I don't, I don'tremember. No, I'll take it away
the screamers. Here's uh, here'sthe way it's gonna work. I'm gonna
take a caller here and then uhand then what we're gonna do is I'm
going to uh, I'm gonna askthat person. I would say, hey,

(01:13:13):
is that a firework or a sextoy? See? And that's how
that's how we're gonna do noise,all right, and then if you get
two out of three, right,you're gonna be the winner. Eight seven
seven forty four? What is thefall number? That's eight seven seven forty
four? Woody? And uh,let's see can I get to uh,
well on one second here, guys, sorry, we're still uh, we're

(01:13:36):
still remote. Make sure this iswhat's your favorite sex toy? Yeah's figuring
out his Yeah, Now that we'reoff the subject sex toy? Yeah?
Has it also spin around on theground face and then shoot straight up fire?
I will tell you this the Iguess I could just say it.

(01:13:58):
But the first time I ever walkedthis sex shop, the first tice all
was called the anal Ripper? Yeah, yeah, who buys that? I
don't know? Okay? And whatdo you do with it? I don't
know. I saw the saw,I mean I saw the name of it,
and then I looked away, SoI didn't really like do any research

(01:14:19):
on what it was about. Kindof fun they may be. I mean
this is like, yeah, earlynineties may have done it may have been
recalled doing its job for ripping toohard. I don't know, are you
good wood? Yeah? My favoritesex toys? Oh yeah, yeah,

(01:14:39):
right, go ahead, I willsay this. I have. I don't
remember where I got him, ifit was like a promotion item or something
like that, but a pair ofhandcuffs and I'm like, okay, what
am I? So? I threwthem in the bedside drawer, never used
them, Like what am I goingto do with these? Yeah? Right,
well, I mean if you goto Spencer's, they still got a
strong selection. Oh my god,Spencer is this pretty much a sex toy

(01:15:00):
store completely, It's half the storethey have all that stuff. That's the
first people I think about when itcomes to the handcuffs stuff, because I
remember like going in there and thatsounds like se ripper. I found they
there's a tool they make for deerwhen you're cleaning a deer, and as
you might imagine, you want toget all that stuff out of there.

(01:15:23):
Yeah I wasn't in a hunting store. Just take it hurt, all right,
got it? All right? Phonesphones are gone. I had to
restart. I had to restart,all right. Now we can get to
people here on the phones and sayhello to Johnny. Hey, good morning
Johnny. Johnny doing great. Littlecouple of technical difficulties here, but we're

(01:15:48):
ready to go with this round ofis it a firework or a sex toy?
First one is called no limit?No limit? Is that a firework
or a sex toy? Mmm?Did master P have his own? Yeah,
toy, no limit? Let's saysex to sex toy. That is

(01:16:09):
a firework. That is a goodthought about, though, master P.
Make him say, uh, thatwould have gone together? All right.
The next one, is it afirework or a sex toy? Falcon man?
Falcon man rammer? Is that afirework or a sex toy? Okay,

(01:16:34):
I'm gonna go firework. I'm sorry, my friend, but that is
an adult toy. Surprising man atthis game. I don't plays one of
these things. Yeah, all right, Johnny, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you listening to the wood Show. Let's say hello to Courtney.
Hey, good morning Courtney. Hi, all right Courtney? Is it a

(01:16:57):
firework or a sex toy? Festivalballs? Festival balls, firework or a
sex toy? I'm gonna say,sex toy. That is a firework.
We're not We're not doing so hotat this game. I thought that would

(01:17:20):
have been like butt beads for likewhen you're at Coachella, because it's a
dialed with the handle. Okay,I know I should bring my collection in
here. Make sure that they're drythis time, though, because you brought
them in last time and they weresuper oil. Oh yeah, that's right,

(01:17:40):
that's right. All right? Isit a firework or a sex toy?
You need this one in order tomove on here, Lady Luck,
Lady Luck, is that a fireworkor a sex toy? Okay, I'm
really strong. It has to beright. This is a sex toy.
That is an adult toy. Still, all right, you got that point

(01:18:03):
there. The next one, midnight, monsoon, midnight, monson, Is
that a firework or a sex toy? I'm gonna go fireworks that firework?
Yeah? Yeah, congratulations, youare a winner here on Today's Dumbass Contest,

(01:18:27):
Courtney. Hang on one second,we'll get all your information. Okay,
awesome, than well done. Yeah, all right, let's go to
uh, let's see how about Peter. Good morning, Peter, how are
you? Hey? Good morning how'sit going great? All right? So
is it a firework or a sextoy? Next one up? Crowd pleaser,

(01:18:47):
crowd pleaser, the crowd pleaser?Is that a firework or a sex
toy? I'm gonna go with fireworksfirework? That is a fireworks, all
right? I have this one doubledelight, double delight firework or sex toy.

(01:19:10):
M hm oh good delight fireworks sextoy. Quickly, I'm gonna go
with text that is an adult toy. My friend, as is the falcon
Man. I just gave Greg theman ram that's just brought in. It

(01:19:31):
is literally what you said, adeal with a handle on it. Deal
we can a sword and it is. It's a huge Listen. Wow,
that's hafty some happy all right,Peter, congratulations, there's a two for
two on that one. Now watchwhen I stick this on the table,

(01:19:53):
you can try to lift it up, Greg, I can't try to because
actions Yeah, it's like people tryingto pull the sword out of the stone.
Now, yeah, except this isa deal. Like a normal human
being, this would kill you,right, twelve venture it's hashtag goals,

(01:20:17):
you know, is it? Youknow what? Maybe not for you?
For me, it's too big.But nobody's having sex with you with that,
Yeah, screaming and running away.I don't even know if you could
get that. I mean you couldmaybe get the tip. Yeah, that
would kill you. Yeah for sure. Look, look I got a new
note. Let's good on the radio. Next, let's say how to Daniel?

(01:20:45):
Good morning, Daniel, Hey,good morning, good morning. All
right, so the fourth of Julycoming up. We're playing is it a
firework or a sex toy? Nextone up, night rider? Night rider?
Is that a firework or a sextoy? Well, it definitely sounds
like something you right, let's gosex toy. That is a sex toy?

(01:21:06):
Yeah, all right? All right? How about this one? Uh,
Emperor's sword, Emperor's sword? Isthat a firework or a sex toy?
That's a hard one. That's whatshe said. Oh that's what she
said. Stop. Let's go withthe fireworks. That is a sex toy,

(01:21:31):
all right. Next one, Bigand Bad, so big the letter
n bad, Big and bad.Is that a firework or a sex toy?
All right? This one has tobe a firework. Let's go fireworks.
That is a firework. Yeah,all right, another winner, you're

(01:21:54):
on the dumbass contest, Daniel,Thanks for listening, man, appreciate it,
and hang on, we'll get yourinfo. Okay, Lula, I
mean, let's go to Robbie.Good morning, Robert, Yeah, Robert,
Yeah, Robert, Robert, Robert, part of me, Robert,

(01:22:17):
good day. All right? Isit a firework or is it a sex
toy? Optimum power? Optimum power? Is that a firework or that's what
you think, it's a sex toy? Well, I'm pleased to tell you
that as a sex toy, allright. Next one, Mega banger,

(01:22:41):
Mega banger. Is that a fireworkor a sex toys? Sex toy?
That is a firework? All right. Let's see. How about this one?
Barely legal? Barely legal? Isthat a firework or a sex toy?

(01:23:06):
Thanks toy? That is a firework? Man? Did they have a
Yeah, I know it's like aI know it's like a it's a series
of adult videos, but like asex toy, they've got barely legal five
ye all right, sorry, Robert, I'm sorry, Robert. These enormous

(01:23:29):
five inch canister shelves probably the biggest, loudest, highest, and most colorful
breaks you've ever seen. Barely legalmm hmm on this gigantic dill. The
protal area has a weird crust allover it. It's weird. Bills are
not clean, right, and thenthat's because nobody washed after the last time

(01:23:50):
they used it. Falcon ram lookseverybody knows away from that. No,
it's all oily, it's put itall on my computer though, all right,
Lee a playing field more? Alright, Lie, is it a firework

(01:24:13):
or is it a sex toy?Golden shower? Oh, I really hope
it's a firework. Golden shower isa firework? All right? Next one,
how about uh the Italian snow cone. Italian snow sounds like a sex

(01:24:39):
move, like the filthy Sanchez.Yeah, the Italian snow cone. Is
that a firework or a sex toy? Sex toy? That is a firework?
No? All right? Uh?This is the make or break right,

(01:25:02):
Yeah, I'm looking over the Imean it all comes down to this.
About this one. The accommodator,the accommodator. Is that a firework
or a sex toy? Sex thatis a sex toys? You hang on

(01:25:31):
one second? Why does it makeyou so uncomfortable? Minute? Because it's
look, it's just greasy all overthe place. What is the is that
from I think it said. It'sprobably like the material is probably breaking down,
right, I think. I thinkwhat he's on the right tracks,
like see how this this artificial ofthe jay's like a fuse shot. I
think there's this thing with latex,especially when I lay them, because they're

(01:25:53):
just sitting in a cabinet, right, and when one of them lays on
top of another, it'll like meltinto the other piece of latex and create
a dead it. I think thatis made with toxic chemicals. That's by
all means, ladies, put thesein your body, strawberry boobs alight.
Well, there you go. That'show you play. Is it a firework
or a sex toy? Everybody?It's it's like he dumpd a bucketed chicken

(01:26:15):
onto the uh right, chicken ontothe but it's all ship and it's just
grease everywhere more what he shows next, hang on in the meantime, have
an existential crisis the show. Thisis the Woody show. I've got a
text here three two three. Look, I think it's funny. H fat

(01:26:41):
guy here. I just heard somebodysay gay guys aren't just here, so
fat girls have something to dance with. It's not nice. It is not
nice. Such a thing. Uhthree two three, just overheard it.
Wanted to share with us. Ifthere's something you want to share with us,
you can always hit us on thetext or with the cause. He
said a damn damn near crapped himself. And I sent this to to Mike

(01:27:03):
the show killer earlier because he he'sso like when it comes to language and
politically incorrect language, or he's soover the top sensitive and so he I
mean, in any way, shapeor form, he's never he's never liked
the word gay, you know,like being used for anything other than like

(01:27:24):
homosexual, you know, even ifit's from another another gay person. Yeah,
so I said this. Somebody headposted that every time I use a
word like gay or retarded, somegay retard reminds me those words are hurtful.

(01:27:45):
Getting it remondic because we were justtalking about the other day, like
when Sea Bass, Oh, that'san office reference to Michael Scott, like,
you don't call people, you knowwhatever, you know, you don't
call retarded people retarded. You callyour friends retarded when they're active, retard
whatever the right, whatever, whateverthat was. I thought that was pretty
something along those lines. That's whatThat's what Menace has always said, is

(01:28:05):
that the only person who hates thesea word is sea words. My wife
had a big problem with that wordfor the longest time. It was funny
when anybody else would say it,but if I said it, even in
the proper context and an appropriate situation, meeting somebody who really deserved it,
she would get mad at me.I'm like, why is it not okay

(01:28:27):
for me? But it's okay forYou're she was laughing like our friend Tony,
But she's laughing her ass off theminute I say the same damn thing.
It was inexcusable. I get thatall the time. Why is that?
It's why because because when it's comingfrom you, it's seen as coming
from a place of meanness, whereaslike if the other person is being mean,

(01:28:47):
it doesn't matter, doesn't matter,it's you, just you hilarity.
You have to do it lighthearted becauseyou're representing her because you're married. She
will call somebody that. Not allthe time, but like you know,
every once in a while, okay, but it's just when I use it,
you're not allowed. It's the rules, all right, Well, then

(01:29:10):
just don't do it. Well,no, and that makes me want to
do it more. You know,you know how I work, well,
yeah, in that regard. Ohis that not what you want? Okay,
then I'll do it eight seven sevenforty four. Wood He hit us
up with a text over to twoto nine eighty seven. No Woody Showy
Show. All right, welcome backeverybody. Hey, it is Wednesday.

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We are the Woody Show. Itis June twenty sixth. Today's a National
Chocolate Pudding Day. I always forgetabout putting until I see it a salad
barber. That's not the place Iwant to know. No, yeah,
kind of whatever, But uh man, I do I do enjoy some pudding,
No yah, And I snack pack. Oh yeah, I mentioned rice

(01:29:53):
pudding that long ago, and youguys were grow I have price pudding,
Price pudding, menace. Do youhate it? Rice pudding? Yeah?
I don't go to It's got tohave the right in front of me and
there's nothing else, yeah, right, amount of vanilla, and it's also
got to have the cinnamon sprinkled off. I don't think I've ever had it.
Is it like tapioca where there's chunksin it? There's actually like Tapio's

(01:30:15):
gelatin stuff more like you know,like boba kind of you know, yeah,
yeah, just rice. It's awesome. I have to try it.
Yeah, it's good. Today isForgiveness Day. It is also International Day
against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking,just so you guys know, okay,
I won't do those things. Itis National barcode Day. It's National National

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Beautician Day. They have a wholeday for parchment, Like, guess is
what I'm National parchment Day. Happyto all the Sarah's out there, National
Sarah Day. Our neighbor's name isSarah. I think I know one other
Sarah. She's a salesperson. Uhthis radio station I used to work with.

(01:31:00):
Oh I know so many Sarah's.Yeah, shout to my sister,
happy Sarah. Oh so many.How she spelled it A R A h
okay, Yeah the normal way.Yeah, that's what it is today National
I don't know if if you're justs A R A, I don't think
today's your day because they spelled itwith the with the h oh okay,

(01:31:23):
then you don't get to celebrate.Yeah yeah, you go away, Yeah
yeah, yeah all right. Well. An actor from the Pirates of the
Caribbean on Stranger Tides was killed bya shark. Did you see the story
I heard about that. Yeah.They found him with no leg and no
arm. He was missing an armand a leg. Yeah. He was
surfing off the north shore of OWahoo when he was attacked. It was

(01:31:44):
Tomyo Perry. He was only fortynine years old. That sucks, and
I think his his career was prosurfer. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
nuts. Yeah, more bad news. Former wrestling star Too Cold Scorpio.
Do you know who that is?Uh? Or yeah? I do?
He was ak Charles Skaggs. Yeah, he was huge in the nineties

(01:32:04):
in WWF and e c W huge. He well he want says here.
He won a w CW tag teamchampionship with Buff Bagwell that's in the that's
in the early nineties. And hewas arrested. I guess he stabbed a
guy during a gas station fight.So things are going all right, that's
weird. He was such a happywrestler. He would come out to the

(01:32:25):
ring dancing like he's always a happyone sport. Oh got for them?
Oh good? So what should beworried about it? Yeah? Yeah,
I heard you're in the metal Ialways heard this, like hippies cosplay as
being nice people, and in metalpeople cosplay as being mead people. Yeah.
I don't know if you heard thatquote before. It's not like cosplaying,

(01:32:46):
but definitely, like that's the thelook that we have, right because
like I usually have like an angry, pissed off look on my feet.
Why aren't you kind of always angryand pissed off? Yeah, that's true.
Actually, I was at a grocerystory yesterday in the hippie guy keeps
walking in my path every five seconds, goes over by the food bar,
starts coughing at it. Oh wow, it just was like being such a

(01:33:09):
nuisance. I'm like, Wow,what a douche we're talking about. Yeah.
Another news the Recording Industry Association ofAmerica, also known as the RIAA.
They have filed a lawsuit against thesetwo AI startups, alleging that they
use popular artists work to train theirsystems to produce copyrighted music without their consent.
You're gonna see a lot more ofstuff like this. One of the
companies is the one behind BBL Drizzy, which is a generated song that went

(01:33:33):
viral last month, throwing the wholeKendrick Lamar Drake Beef loved that song.
Bblrezy well, bbbl they're getting suit. Well it started with AI and then
they made a real one. Anotherfamous TV house is for sale, this
one in Newark, New Jersey.It's the house where Tony Soprano dug up

(01:33:53):
the yard trying to find the fortythousand dollars. Oh, if you remember
the Sopranos, I remember that it'slisted for five hundred and seventy nine thousand
dollars. Okay, now I haven'tseen this yet, but on episode two
of House of the Dragon, actressOlivia Cook had a big sex scene huh,
and she's got a beef with herbosses on the show. She says

(01:34:14):
the sex scene was intense and thatit quote went on for effing ages and
it ended with her character orgasming superhot, right, right, That's how
it were. But it didn't makethe final cut. So here she was
like basically having an orgasm in frontof all the you know crew. Yeah,
and so she's wondering, like,if they weren't going to use it,

(01:34:36):
quote, why did you make medo that? Yeah? But maybe
it just didn't turn out. Well, it wasn't gonna work, so they
didn't that's why I got cut.But yeah, that's awkward. Maybe she
doesn't have a convincing organ, needa better one. Maybe she has an
angry face the entire time, Likeno, maybe donced rumor has it that
my buddy Vana White, Remember Ispent a lot of time with her at

(01:34:57):
that Yeah, legal, she wassuper sweet, she was so nice.
It has great yarn. Yes,yeah, gott killer. Everybody's talking about
it. Vanna White. She's havinga really hard time without Pat Sajack and
might leave Wheel of Fortune before hercontract is up because she quote doesn't jibe
with my other friend you wheill hostRyan Seacrest The Crest? How they not

(01:35:21):
jive with the Crest? By theway, it's not jibe. Apparently it's
jibe b gibe. Yeah, oldtoo, I was too. I had
no idea Wow job, Yeah,I thought it was jibe. I knew
it was jibe, but I couldn'ttell you what that means. I mean
it means to jibe with somebody,But also like, don't you hate it

(01:35:43):
when you know two friends aren't gettinga long Yeah. I think it's like
maybe too much time in the makerroom, you know, like together.
Oh yeah, maybe that's got tobe one of these. We'll find out
right. Yeah, they're fighting overthe hair brushes. Yeah, National Geographic.
They're making a documentary for the fiftiethanniversary of Jaws that will premiere next
summer. Jamie Lee Curtis and LindsayLohan are officially filming the sequel to Freaky

(01:36:08):
Friday. Hell yes, that itshould be in theaters sometime next year.
And for all you Shrek fans,Eddie Murphy says Shrek five is in production
right now, and that there's eightShrek heads yes, and that there is
a Donkey spinoff in the works aswell. And finally, the Hollywood Walk

(01:36:29):
of Fame people have announced who willbe getting their stars next year, people
like Trey Parker and Matt Stone fromSouth Park. He got the Prince,
Colin Farrell, Bill Nye, thescience guy, Greg Depeche, all the
stars you got Green Day, Busterrhymes, horror heavyweights like John Carpenter and

(01:36:50):
Freddy Krueger himself, Robert England,Nice and some other people. Now,
the homeless people in Hollywood, theyjust can't wait to vomit and pee on
them. Yeah, yeah, reallyreally break them in. Look at this
new star. Yeah, ruin it. Yeah, that's the man. Talk
about like overrated tourist attractions, themost overrated, I mean Hollywood in general.

(01:37:11):
I mean it's just one of themost overrated things in the world.
It sucks. If they would justkeep it clean and have all the homes
people on there, it would bepretty cool to visit. You know.
It's like as soon as they clearout the tent and all the stuff they
have out there for the uh,you know, for the for the unveiling
ceremony and everything, all of asudden people come over and start squatting,
peeing, barfing, pooping, hawktooing, the will like lie on the street

(01:37:33):
take a picture of it. Disgusting. My wife did that, Britney spears
one, not knowing any better atthe time. Oh god, In fact,
she died from it. My wife, she's dead. She's Hella died.
I tell you guys that, Ihave to tell you guys. Slip
your mind. Yeah, I can'tbelieve it. All right, talk for

(01:37:56):
the birthdays and the porno birthday.We're going it's Shimoday. We won't sitag
it's Shiday. And you know youdon't get what birthday and U for the
Wednesday celebrity birthdays. Nick Offerman,Ron Swanson from wat Swanson from Parks and
Recreation is fifty four years old today. Also from Parks and Rex, she

(01:38:16):
was April Aubrey Plaza is forty today. The retired New York Yankees shortstop the
legend Derek Jeter gift baskets for theladies as they leave his, uh his
apartments after slams. Yeah he's marriednow, but he's fifty years old today.
He got Ariana Grande, who isthirty one Michael's vic. I thought

(01:38:38):
she was older. I didn't knowshe was thirty one. Really, yeah,
I thought maybe she was much Arian. Yeah, I don't know why.
I'm surprised he's thirty one. MichaelVick is forty four. That's like
three hundred and eight and tortured doggieexactly. Sean Hayes from Will and Grace
is fifty four. You got JeanetteMcCurdy, sam on I Carley, who

(01:38:59):
is thirty two. Jason Schwartzman Maxfrom Rushmore is forty four. Chris Isaac
the Musician is sixty eight. Ohwow, And Getty wanted to be who
was long Duck Dong in sixteen yeguess how old, Greg, Let's go
with sixty nine sixty nine? Nice? Hell yeah, Doc, wasn't he
also in your favorite Grey's Anatomy orer? Maybe I don't know, he

(01:39:23):
was in a hospital show. Yeah, I have no idea, but hey,
Pepper Fown remembers. All right,your part of birthday today is Alice
Lighthouse and she has hit the pipeharder than the late great Whitney Houston.
Oh shit, too soon, Greg, No, It's been in one hundred
and nine fine films, including NaughtyKnockers. She was in a Busty Construction

(01:39:45):
Girls Volume two, Public Penetration Volumeone, and then she was in a
few that Greg might really like.She was in Let's see here, lesbo
Pool Party. Hell yeah, shewas in My Mom Likes Girls Volume five?
Oh wow? And uh, let'ssee who can forget her un Ogregan

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lazy Sunday scissoring. Yes, isn'tthat the best time? The best?
You know? That is comfy.That's Alice Lighthouse, who is twenty nine
years old today. And now's yourcorner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
just a little look for you.What's what's happening in the world of entertainment.
This morning, you're on the WoodyShow. We're gonna take a quick

(01:40:28):
break, well Woody Shows next,hang on, Buila, wouldn't approve the
Woody Show all right? Time towrap up and get the hell out of
here. Everybody sounds good Wednesday morningin the books, you can hit up
the full show podcast. Just goto the woodieshow dot com. Let's see
on the podcast today Naked Bike Ridetwenty twenty four. Yeah, and another

(01:40:54):
round of can I Smell your bike? Seat from sea Bass talking to these
people just riding around in the nudeand then can he smelled their bikes?
He were just trying to guess whetherthey're going to go for it or not.
It's an annual tradition here at theWoody Show. We were talking nominees
for the Woody Show Employee the Monthnow that we're wrapping up the month of
June. So if you've got anidea of who you think should be the

(01:41:14):
Employee of the Month, please sendus a text or an email. Text
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can also leave us an after hoursvoicemail eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
but we'll announce the winner of thattomorrow Thursday here on The Woody Show.
Anyway, Tomorrow, Yes, theGreat Debate, because tomorrow is the debate
between Trump and Biden's Wow damn.So esting a lot of might watch that,

(01:41:42):
really a lot of curiosity on thatjust to see, like what are
these I mean, there's all theyput the rules in the place about you
know, the you know, themicrophones are cut off until it's their turn,
so to be a bunch of peoplejust talking over each other, although
they'll probably just scream with the MIC'soff, Yeah, is my guest.
But tomorrow, in honor of theGreat Debate, we're gonna have a round
of what Greg's been trying to geton the air for your here I was
probably he didn't do it for hisTuesday takeover. Don't say um or up.

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I love that game. Have youbeen here for a round of this
yet, Sammy, Yes, ohyou have? Yeah, I was here
for one round of Okay, okay, yeah, So for those of you
who don't know exactly what it is, we throw like I'll say, Greg,
right for sixty seconds, you gotto talk about whatever it is without
saying um or uh. I meanare no big pregnant pauses either. Yeah,

(01:42:27):
you gotta just go. Yeah.So that and more tomorrow Thursday here
on The Woody Show. In themeantime, like we mentioned, if anything
you got you want to talk usabout, tell us about. You can
leave on the after hours voicemail eightseven seven forty four Woody that's eight seven
seven forty four. Whatdy? Orfind us on social media at the Woody
Show. Yeah, uht's see Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything you'd

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like to add? No Greg Goryparting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
women who carry a little bit ofextra weight live longer than men who mention
it. Although I totally saw thiswoman set up her husband and then when

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and then when he answered her,honestly, she got mad, Oh like
do I look do these pants makeme look fat? Kind of thing.
Yeah. Well, there was athere was a woman who was like at
the same place that they were at, and she asked him do you wish
I had a body like hers?Oh? And she was like this,
you know, I hate the terma smoke show. You know, she

(01:43:30):
wasn't just like you, just someaverage look and she was she was she
was super you know, super beautiful, right, And he's like no,
he goes, you know, Ilike he's trying to think of like how
to say it. Oh, he'slike no, you know, I just
know I like a little bit,he goes, I like a little bit
more meat on the bones. Imean that she diplomatic as you can get,
starts crying. She's doing that wholething where she's taking her hands and

(01:43:53):
she's waving her eyes trying not toget the the you know, the tears
to make the makeup run or what. I don't know why chicks? Is
that why they do that? Yeah? Yeah, to try and not cry.
Yeah, you don't want to getyour makeup ball everywhere, so you
have to try and just fan itoff so they don't the makeup take a
dumbass, Why why did you askthat in the first place. I know
there's a no win situation on thatone. Yeah, stop asking questions.

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You don't really want the answers.You should have hit it with the absolutely
yes right. Yeah. Well,thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for give itwhat he shows some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, welove it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suckit and we will catch you back here
on Thursday. Have a great day, s MD double M quit bitch,