The Woody Show June 27th 2024 Podcast

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class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Thursday,
pre Friday. It is June thetwenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
Hello and welcome. We are theWoody Show. Hey, I'm Moody.

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That is Greg Gory. Good morning, Good morning to you. Greg.
Menace is here. Hi, Hi, Menas. We've got Sea Bath,
Sammy is here, Honey. Wegot Bort and Caroline. They're in the
wood Show production department doing there thingtoday. We got Morgan our associate producer,
Vaughn our video producer, and youour guest of honor on this Thursday

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morning, trying to get through themorning here and anything you want to be
a part of, that'd be greatif you would like to call in,
that's the best way to do it. Eight seven seven forty four, whatdy?
A's eight seven seven forty four?Whatdy? You can also hit us
up with the text over to twotwo nine eight seven tonight. I'm going
to be interested to see what theratings are for this. I know everybody's
like really burned out on all thepolitics stuff, and yeah, you know

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it's it. I'm going to watch. It's a presidential election year, but
tonight is the first presidential debate betweenBiden and Trump. I'm excited. Actually,
yeah, I do want to watchit to see, like, you
know, if they can just keepit together. I know, I think
it's gonna be funny more than anything. I think, kind of like watching
NASCAR for Rex. Yeah, Imean, I totally agree with you,

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Sammy, but I don't. Iwish it wasn't you know. Yeah,
it's just it's just running our country. I know, it's just hilarious.
No, I just want to see, like, are they going to keep
it together? You know, isis Joe Biden gonna go off the rails?
Are they gonna do the new microphonerules just going to wander off?

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I mean, the microphones will beoff if it's not your turn. Like
when Biden's speaking, Trump's mike's gonnabe off. When Trump speaking, Biden's
mike's gonna be off. It doesn'tmean they're not gonna be like trying to
yell over you know. Top.Yeah, nothing's going to change. They're
still not going to answer questions anddid you say that? Somebody say,
there there's not a live audience forthis, there's not no audience. Wow,
that's so like pandemic times. It'sso weird, right, yeah,

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I guess the applause can just cutdown on the circus. Yeah maybe,
yeah, But today here on theshow, it's the great debate has been
and to do this for a minute, all right, it's it's so fun
and hard. Yeah, Well,why don't you explain it to everybody?
Greg? Well, basically, youget given a topic, so you're put
right on the spot, and it'susually something that you don't want to talk

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either in like in favor of.So we'll say, Sammy, you have
one minute to tell me how muchyou miss OJ without saying go yeah,
And then you've got to shower allthese compliments onto a guy that you hate.
And it's convinced us and give usall the reasons why aliens are not
real, exactly why they're not real? Oh yeah, tough. And he
would have to speak on that forsixty seconds without saying or to lie for

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sixty seconds. There's so much aliensreal, well, it would say,
you know, it's like it's anold exercise that you would do in speech
or debate class. Yeah, yeah, and ums and os or forbidden.
Oh oh yeah? So sure.Yeah, what to show employee the month?
I've got the winner selected for that. We'll find out the winner.

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I got some stuff here for GregGory that I think would be interesting to
Greg in some way, shape orform. Rap. But I also did

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want everybody to know that Greg iswondering if you can sunburn your wiener?
Yeah, I would think so.I mean we're putting you know, sometimes
we do ask the Woody Show.Today it's Greg Gory asked the Woody Show
audience, can you sunburn your wiener? I would assume yes, it's an
obvious question, but I just neverI've never heard of it. I've never
heard anybody say like, oh man, I have the worst sunburn on my

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wiener. How many people have theirdogs out? Yeah? Well yeah,
you, Greg, You're the onethat's new now. All was my question
for you, like if you usesunscreen, if your area had ever got
sunburn, and it didn't, no, surprising no. And so now that
it's poolsy and again there's times whereyou know, I'm doing some work around
the yard and I'm like, oh, it's really hot, I'll dive in
the pool. I'm not going togo inside put on a bathing suit.

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I'm in my own yard and it'son a on a naked privacy scale,
it's like a nine point eight outof ten. So I'm not worried about
anybody seeing me. Uh. Andthen I thought like, oh crap,
can you sunburn your wiener? Yeah? But like what's the difference. How
long are you out there? Like, let's say, let's say direct sunlight
twenty minutes, Maybe that's enough toget some good sun. Yeah. If

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you're out there for a longer periodof time and it got somebody start peeling,
right, I mean, I can'teven imagine the pain, saying,
what's the difference between what the skindown there in the skin on your face?
No, exactly like your wiier skin'smore like your eyelid skin, right,
it's kind of a stupid little bitthinner maybe, yeah, yeah,
because what do they call it?Virgin skin? Like if yeah, because

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it doesn't see sunlight. You knowwhat I'm saying, Yeah, virgin skin
there because you know, if youlike lie in the sun, were sure
it's you're gonna have white around yourwaist, you know, handlines on your
wiener. You know, I guessyou're skinned down there seeing some like hard
days. You know, it's somestuff I can take you some friction.
Yeah, it's seen a lot offriction and a lot of action, but

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not a lot of sun. Ohman, I think you burn it for
sure. So so now I kindof have a new tactic, like if
I'm going to be lying in thesun, I'll just take whatever, a
towel, the bathing suit if I'mnot wearing it, and just drape it
over my never. You know,one thing I've been dripping off lately is
my neck doesn't get any sun,so it's like super me too, and

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then my face. Is that whythey have those old timey mirrors that you
put on your neck that for hands. I think you're right, Oh really
yeah? Well now it was toreflect the light back onto yeah, like
on your face. They would haveyour head up and you'd have one of
those like you know, sun reflectors, and yeah, it would get like
just for your face, okay,because it's from this, it's for the

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neck up. I feel like myfaces tan, but my neck is like
casper. That's interesting. You saythat I got these inflatable rafts for the
pool and it's like a you know, like a little mattress pad type thing
with a big inflatable pillow, andso your neck is kind of like,
you know, look down, andthen I realized, Wow, I got
a lot of son in my face. Oh my god, my neck is
skill like pure white milk white.All right, So if you have any

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any Wiener tanning or sunburn tips forGreg, let me know. Sunburn tip
on your tip. Oh my god, hit us up on the text two
to nine seven. With my luck, I would get like skin cancer of
the scrot opra. True also forGreg, because he likes all the plastic
surgery stuff and the the idea ofgoing getting abs sculpting and speaking of next

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getting my neck sucked out, gettinghis neck sucked down. You know also
in news that Greg might be interestedin the pillow Fight Championship oh, is
coming to a television near you apretty brutal really yeah. Yeah. In
twenty twenty one, it's the world'sfirst professional pillow Fighting League, Oh my

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god, where professional fighters engage inpillow combat. The most recently competition was
aired on ESPN two. They've alsohad pay per view events. I'm assuming
it's guys and girls. It's notjust what Greg is fantasizing about. Which
are lesbians? Yeah, that's justthe Friday's actually right, No they're not.
No, so what is it?It's like just two chicks, just

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two chicks, two friends, platonicfriends. And then for some reason they're
wearing like a man's button up shirtand nothing else on lipstick yeah, well
yeah, they're drinking wine. Yeah, and then they just decide, oh,
let's have a fun pillow fight,and then as the feathers are wafting
down from the air, they startmaking out. That's kiss. That's right.
I forgot exactly how your fantasy playedout, but yeah, that's it.

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That button up shirt is key.Yeah, I'm not sure that's how
this plays out, but probably not. Have you seen one? Have you
seen the SLAPO are? Oh?Yeah, people pass out and everything.
Yeah, I like those. Yeah, I think it's fun. Those are
crazy and it's cool. I'll watchthis pillow thing. Yeah, there's a
there's more about his whole there's alittle article about it on Deadline. Okay,

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Now show and where to another newhour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.
It is a pre Friday, Guys, Thursday Morning nor It's June twenty
seventh, twenty twenty four. I'mWoody. That's Greg Gory. Hi,
Woody menace is here? What isup? When it's you, sir,

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Hi Sea Bass, You've got Sammy. If the phone's open eight seven to
seven forty four Wooding, it's eightseven seven forty four Wooding. You can
also hit us up with the textover to two to nine eighty seventh coming
up for you this hour. SomethingGreg's been wanting to do for a while.
Don't say um or uh. Yeah, he loves it. One of
the things they try to teach meto take, like a speech or debate

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class. You want to cut downon those kind of things. Are big,
long, pagnent pauses for no reasonother than a fact. You know,
sure, but don't see um oruh. And we figured it since
it's the it's the debate tonight.It's the first presidential debates hosted by CNANSCA.
They are on multiple networks starting atnine pm Eastern Biden and Trump ninety

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minutes. And they're going to havethose rules about you know, when one
person's talking, the other person's mikewill be cut off, right. Yeah,
So anyway, it hasn't even happenedyet, and I'm sick of it,
like you can really might be theonly one that is excited for it.
Yes, I'm already over it.It hasn't even existed yet. I
feel like that's how a lot ofpeople are. I have no skin in
the game because I don't care aboutany of it. But I just want

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to see technically how it plays out. Again with the microphone stuff. Yeah,
yeah, if anybody that's the thing. It's like, I like,
it's hard to be excited about orinterested in either one of these guys.
I am not. I'm just mostpeople aren't. The mechanics of yeah,
it's going to be interesting, butI don't care about the debate itself.
Uh. Well, NBC News Iwas talking to Trump when he was in

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Philadelphia and they asked him if he'sdecided on a running mate yet. He
had originally at that point said yeahin my mind. He said nobody had
known who he decided yet. Buthe did say that his potential pick will
be at the debate tonight. Ohand so there's a couple different people they
think it might be. Uh,one of the guys from North Dakota,
Doug Bergham or Senator jd Vance fromOhio. Mark Rubio's names also thrown in

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there. So, uh, we'llsee. But the important stuff, you
guys. They asked people about differentthings. Voters asked about different things,
asked who would be better at thosethings? Biden or Trump? Again,
this is the important stuff. Normalby the numbers, and just for the
record, the people that they pulledwere from both parties and some independence in
there. Okay, So what theywere asked, who would be more likely

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to remember your birthday? Trump?Wow, I can't even I don't think.
I don't think Biden would remember it. But then I think Trump wouldn't
care about my birthday. Yeah,Biden wouldn't remember, but Trump wouldn't care.
Ye would Biden remember his own birthday? Who would win at arm wrestling?

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Oh? I think Trump. Ithink Trump too. And that's what
the majority of people said. Fiftytwo percent of the vote said Trump.
Biden only got fourteen percent. Everyoneelse said not sure or that they would
tie. Who would be a betterhouse guest Trump or Biden house guest?
Biden because he'd be so mellow?Yeah, yeah, just stock up on

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ice cream? Yeah yeah, ohyeah. Somebody said, don't talk politics.
You got it. That's why Ilike your show. This is not
politics. We're asking about armaster.Yeah. And then one of the big
stories today is that there's a debate. We just let you know that's happening.
We're not getting into the nitty grittyof the of either of either person
or the actual issues. Who wouldgive better financial advice? Oh, by

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the way, Biden would be thebetter house guest. According to the voters
of the Okay that they talked tobetter financial advice, it would be I
would think Trump. Oh, Iwould think Biden. With the alleged insider
information, you're saying, well,that one's a Trump. Most people said
Trump. Who would be better atkeeping a secret? Biden? Biden?

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Yeah, Trump says whatever just comesto mind. Uh, yeah, I
would definitely say Biden. Yeah,agreed. Who would be more likely to
return a lost wallet? They'd bothkeep them. When keep it would forget
it was even in his hands?Right? I think maybe maybe Trump because

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he would want the shine of Lookwhat I think I'm gonna say Trump?
People said Biden. I think Bidenwould like to see a w and be
like, oh cool was this?Who would you go to? The asked
voters again from both parties and someindependence about the important issues, and the
voters rasked who would give better relationshipadvice, Trump or Biden. Let's god,

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who would survive longer on a desertedisland? Trump? Trump? Really
just reactions here. I think Ithink Biden would just just hang out,
But you think he can get hisown food and water if he had,
just like, you know, noteither one of them really could, But
who have who would have the bettershot at doing it? So I'm thinking

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when this one, I'm thinking likemore in their prime, right, both
guys in their prime. If Ihad to look at it that way,
I would think Biden. Yeah.Trump has been very privileged his entire life,
you know, like very you know, people to do all these things.
Not that Biden grew up in theghetto now, but I would think

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that he'd be a little scrappier inthat situation. Yeah, neither one of
them now, they're both old.They haven't done anything for themselves, and
god knows how long. Who wouldbe more likely to help a stranger.
I'm gonna say Trump because I readthis old story about just that. Okay,
I'll see Trump as well, becauseI think Biden can't even really help

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himself right now. No, Yeah, I would say Biden on that one.
I'll go Biden. I think Trumpwould do it for a photo op.
I can't call it, you know, would you? What did you
read Greg that his limo broke downand some guy helped him out, and
then for helping him out, hepaid off his house and he was asked

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multiple times about that and apparently itis true. Oh wow, that's cool.
Don't quote me on it. Allright, Well that's what I'm buying
a limo and breaking down. Whydid you see that story about the woman?
She had some kind of problem andshe was on her way to the
cold Play show and then Chris Martinwas on his way to this what happened?
And he pulled over and he gaveher a ride of the show,

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brought her backstage. She was psyched. It was all over like I don't
know, a few weeks ago.That's awesome. Who would be a more
reliable designated driver? Oh? Trump? He doesn't. Neither one of them
drank. They don't, ye,it's the only tied on. I would

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say, uh yeah, definitely.Trump would probably be what does he ever
drive? Okay, let's go Biden. I do have a funny story about
Biden. So you know Biden's wifeused to be married before and the ex
husband says that Biden got in acar accident in his car. Oh really

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yeah, but were they cheating orthat's what he Yeah, he's he's implied
that the whole time. That butshe was just helping out with Biden's campaign.
Yep. Uh, So they askedsome voters about the important stuff.
This is what they said on thestranger thing. By the way, Uh,
people voted for Biden on that one. Who would be a more trustworthy

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babysitter? Biden won that? Ohfor sure, parenting advice, Biden won
that. In better fashion sense?What would you say, Greg, Greg
and met is the two fashion saysfashion sense. I mean those Trump shoes
were little, little hideous, butI don't I would say probably because they're

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just safe. It's just safe.I'll just say Trump, didn't you have
a tieline or something like that.It's not like Trump put his name on
anything. Yeah. Well true,Trump buildings to stake exactly, But at
least it's in that world he's willingto take fashion risks and it's not like
he's in their designing. Yeah,fashion risk. You know, it was

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close. It was close with thevoters, but Trump did get more votes
on that one. Oh damn again, this is the very important stuff going
into the debate tonight, and wedo have for the Great debate a round
of don't say um or noise.Okay, get ready now, Greg,
explain it to everybody again, please, Well, essentially, you're going to
be given a topic or an argumentto make, and then you'll have one

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minute to make that argument. Whetheryou agree with it or not, that's
not the point. The whole pointis to not say or ah or take
long pregnant pauses, and the topicwill be something that you might not want
to make the argument for. Right. It's always more difficult than you think
because it's going against like we justknow each other well enough that you know,
we could say, menace, tellus why you absolutely can't stand raising

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canes? Right, and I cando that, but you have for the
game that would be the game youhave to do it. I'm feeling of
the game in the spirit of thegame, because he loves he loves raising
cans. But that's like, that'slike something we might we might say,
we might have asked about, wemight have asked him, you know about

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Kanye West a handful of years ago. Now, it doesn't really care.
Now I'm looking for, like,can we find somebody Morgan, get me,
like, just get me a coupleof people lined up on the phones.
If there's anybody out there who's realconfident that they be able to do
it, no problem, I'd becurious. We'll see how the listeners do
it too. Just find me twopeople, give me two people. And

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again, this is for people whoare really confident they would be able to
do it if we gave you atopic, something to talk about for sixty
seconds with no big long pauses andnot saying or uh. If you think
that you could do that, giveus a call. Eight seven seven forty
four, Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. Definitely,
Jack. So you guys do politicsall of a sudden now, No,

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dude, Yeah yeah, arm wrestlingand relationship advice. See, this is
how politically crazy people are. Idon't even have a fun discussion about it.
I'm talking about like losers. Ohgod, get over it. If
that's politics, I started the segment. I don't care either way. Yeah
right, But the debate is abig story today and we're not getting into

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all that. But we now knowwho's most likely to win in an arm
wrestling match or more likely to helpa stranger. Right, Yeah, all
right, So we're gonna get acouple of people lined up and then we'll
take the break, we'll come backand then it's a rather don't say um
or uh? Next on The WoodyShow. Hand Well, tonight is a

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big debate on television maybe something aboutit between the two presidential candidates. Wait,
don't talk about it. You mighttrigger some people the text thing talking
politics. Yeah, So while we'redoing is game that Greg loves, it's
called don't say um or uh.Played this difficult times in the past.
It's it's very difficult. There's onekey factor of the game that I completely

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forgot. How we handle if somebodydoes say or ah, does the clock
just stop and they're done? Oror do we count the ums? And
as I can't remember, we neverWe never counted it. Yeah, we
just stopped it down. It wouldbe how far you got? Yeah,
that was that was the end.I think, you know what, if
you want to, we can givethem one. Really, I mean,

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there's do you want to see whereelse they go with their argument? Right?
Is that where you're talking about Greg? You kind of I mean because
then it could just be if yousay, if you have a topic you
don't believe in, which is usuallythe case, and then if you say,
ah, just to get out ofit, you say, oh,
I don't I don't like pizza becauseuh then so I would like to see

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where people go there. Let's let'sgive them one one get out of jail
free. Second. One second one, it's over all? Right? You
guys cool with that? Yeah?Like like a great. I think it's
a good I think it's a goodcompromise. Yeah. One. All right?
All right? Are we going tostart with someone here in the room?
Greg, you have the questions?I have a few, Yes,
I would like to start with menace. All right, school strong? All

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right, so the music is oneminute that we have here, but one
minute. Don't say U or uh? Greg, what is the question?
Menace? Make an argument as towhy sending nudes through text message is a
great idea and a great way tospice up your love life. Okay,
okay, so you want to ifyou want to think about it for a

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second, let me know when you'reready. The time will begin when you
start your argument. Okay, herewe go, ready, Okay, time
setting nudes is the most absolute bestidea ever. Okay, because you can
also track how well your body progresses. Maybe you're working out right and you

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want to show off your beautiful sexualbody to your partner to you and you
can say, look, I'm gonnalose ten more pounds just for you because
I want to stay hot and sexy. I want you to look at my
big old booty and my polumptuous jugsand say, oh yeah, I want

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that. So then we can havesexual intercourse later that day and just keep
you all hot and spicy throughout yourrelationship because if you don't do that,
you know it might get kind ofstale and you won't have sexual intercourse ever
again. And nobody wants that.They want to keep their relationship super strong.
So I say sending nudes is oneof the best things you can do

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while you're together. Now, Iknow some people that have sent nudes and
podcast, Yeah, that was awesome. That was not easy, that's super
weird in it. Wow. Sothat's a great argument. Made it look
because I have been guilty of doingthat, and I will chronicle like,
wow, I was really fat lastmonth or whatever. Oh I think I

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might whatever. Okay, Greg canask you a couple questions. Sure.
Number one, how often do youdo this send nudes? Yeah, let's
say once in a while, oncea month. And then what does the
nude consist of? Is it justa picture of your penis? Is this
a full body? It might belike a selfie. Some are full bodies,

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just waist down. Can I askyou a question? Would you be
upset if your nudes ever leaved?Oh? Yeah, Ai, what do
you do? It's just sending themto Mario h of course? What's your
best angle? Oh? Good question. I mean there's only one selfie angle
really, but probably like, youknow, are you just straight on?

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Just a straight on selfie? Basically? Gotcha? That was fantastic. Are
there rules to nude selfies, likelike a certain angle? No, I
don't know any other. I thinkI think the better question is what part
of the body do you show most? The ween? Probably I don't accentuate
the ween, like if you're justdoing a self you know, or like

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where the photo cut off is,like cut off right at the top of
the pubes where you can see yeah, but you can't really see everything?
Yeah, SELI basically okay, I'mgonna go with a question for Greg,
oh boy, okay, Greg,scared? Greg talk for sixty seconds without

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saying or uh, why all pitbulls are dangerous? This is a terrible
question. Your time will begin whenyou start to your argument. There are
certain breeds of dogs that just havecertain inherent natures. I have met many

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a chihuahua. They seem to inherentlybe nervous in nature. They're suspicious,
they're skittish, they like to nipit you. Also, other breeds are
inherently a certain behavior tie. Youhave golden retrievers, generally very friendly.
You have black labs, generally veryfriendly. But then enter the pit bull.

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They used to be known as thenanny breed because people thought erroneously that
they were friendly dogs. But no, they are not. They are taught
to be fighters. They are raisedto be biters. You don't want a
pit bull anywhere near your toddler unlessyou're looking for trouble. A pit bull
gets a taste of blood and itcannot stop. It's like an alcoholic taking

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that first drink. You're unlocking thelock with a key, and that taste
you can't get enough. Also,there's physiology to consider a pit bull's jaws
will lock and once they lock on, they get that sense of power and
they are starved for more power.I can't believe you did all those statements.

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Great, I believe all that.I said that the same. I
don't agree stripped. We could,we could strip the music out of the
Oh I was doing that this wholetime. Yeah. I don't appreciate your
breeds. Every saver out there.All right, nice, nice job,

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Greg. Who's gonna go next?Let's go with Sammy here, Sammy,
Sammy, what's the question for Sammyor what's the topic for Sammy? Don't
say um or uh, Sammy.You need to convince us that hunting for
animals for the sole purpose of mountingtheir heads on the wall is a great
thing. So just for mounting orsport in general, you're gonna kill the

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entire animal just so you can putits head on your wall. Oh man,
you discard the body, it goesto waste. You can get your
you can get your thoughts together.Your time will begin when you start your
argument. Okay, you know,hunting and hunting an animal that is a
very rare breed that you can't findeverywhere. Maybe it's a white buffalo or

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something very significant. It's great tofind something and kill it and then mount
it on your wall, because thenyou preserve it forever and everybody gets to
see its beauty for a long time, Whereas if it's just out in the
wild living its life, it'll endup dying and then nobody sees it again
and maybe there isn't another one forone hundred years. But if you kill

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it and you keep it, thenyou're preserving it, and that really is
for everybody. So while we're preservingthese also the hunter themselves. It's an
art for them. It's the sameas a painter. It's a skill that
they've really worked on and they happento be in the right place at the
right time to find this extremely rareanimal, and they have honed their skills

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waiting for this moment their entire lives. Of course, they're going to take
it and be proud of what theyaccomplish, and everybody else can enjoy what
they've done. Noise, that wasfrightening, I know, especially hunt,
especially legit beliefs. That was fantastic. You could tell, hey, before

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we go to the break, doyou want to try one of the callers?
Yeah, all right, So Iasked you before the break if you
were very confident you'd be able todo this without saying or uh or taking
a big long break to give usa call, and we do have Donald.
Hey, good morning, Donald,Donald, Good morning, guys,
good morning. All right, soyou feel pretty confident you could do this.
I mean, look, everybody's donea great job so far. Absolutely,

(30:38):
I don't want to be the firstone to mess it up. You
know, no, I do not, but I think I'm okay, okay,
okay, great gory. Let's geta uh, let's get a question
here. Okay, Donald, tellus why being rich really isn't all that
great? All right? So yourargument will I'm sorry, the time will
begin when the aurament begins. Allright, what I say that? Just

(31:02):
confuse myself. Your time will startwhen you start. Time start when your
argument begins. So if you wantto get your thoughts together here for a
second, tell us why being richreally isn't all that great? Okay,
I'm ready? All right. Sobeing rich means you're born spoiled. Everything's
given to you. Your friends arefake because all they want is money.

(31:23):
You end up being like Donald Trump, which ooh boy, that's I wouldn't
want to do that. And you'rejust always spoiled with everything. You're turned
into a total douchebag. Your cars, everything's given to you. You have
no idea how to survive by yourself. You're out in the forest, dropped

(31:45):
off because no one likes you,and how do you eat? How do
you find anything? You know?Everything's given to you. So they say
money can't buy happiness. I thinkthat's true because if you're a miserable person,
you're a miserable person. Money's justgoing to make more miserable because you
could just show off your rings,your gold and all your fancy cars and

(32:06):
houses, but you're miserable inside,and the people around you are miserable because
that's all you want to do ismake them miserable. You don't want to
make anybody happy because it's all aboutyou and your money. And then when
money's gone. That's another very convincingsounding person right there. It sounds like

(32:27):
you really hate money, dude,or the idea of having you know,
Yeah, hey guys, I justwant to say you guys make my morning
good and happy. And I'm onthe road all day listening to you,
and I just want to say youbring a laugh good morning. So well
that's the best thing you see youguys. Yeah, everything you just said
about how evil money is, thatis the greatest thing that you could have

(32:51):
said to us. Thank you somuch. Appreciate you. Listen, have
a great day, all right,guys. You all right, So we're
gonna take a quick break. We'llcome back. I know, I've I've
got one and uh we see.I just I say a lot it's gonna
be a really really hard thing forme. But a lot of times it's

(33:13):
because I'm doing a thousand things atonce. True, So we'll see how
Yeah, Okay, you know whatI'm gonna do. So I'm coming up
with a strategy of I'm gonna I'mgoing to ignore everything else that's around me
and just really truly focused and seeif I can do it. I'm probably
gonna screw it up. Okay,but we'll see. We'll see. That's
next on the Woody Shell. Beright back. What is today's word of

(33:35):
the day? Idio secrecies in asentence, his idio syncrecies are are multitudes?
What? What? What? Multous? Multi? The Woody Show Welcome
Back Tonight is the first presidential debatebetween Trump and but the debate drinking games.

(34:02):
Everybody's Google popular one for tonight.Anytime one of the participants attempts to
shout over a muted microphone, youtake a shot. Okay, that's definitely
drink, and they broke it downfor each person. You're supposed to take
a drink every time. Trump saysrigged hunter, Biden age, you're old,
Israel, illegal immigrants, China,Gaza, Mexicans, crooked, fake

(34:28):
news, woke, mar A lago, or uses one of his nicknames for
people like sleepy Joe, dude,will be hospital. Ye, don't get
alcohol poisoning. Yeah, that's nota shot for every time. Just take
a sip of a light beer orsomething. You take a drink every time,
Biden says malarkey, felon golf putinCOVID January sixth, Maga, Bidenomics,

(34:52):
student loans, abortion, threat todemocracy, border control or mar logo.
So that's yeah, you'll be wasted. Now we have one more to
go for our round of don't sayor uh, I believe it's my turn.
It is, and I'm going totry to really focus. Okay,

(35:14):
so bored, I'm gonna need yourhelp, on a back up here on
the technical side of things. Alright, got me covered there, All right,
what is the question, Greg goryWood, You must make the argument
for why Sebastian Maniscalco is the greatestcomedic mind of our generation. Greatest comedic

(35:35):
mind of our generation, Sebastian manhe sets the standard for Yeah, he's
just the end all be all.Okay, and I think I think I'm
ready. The clock will start whenyou start your argument. Sebastian man of
Scalco is a really great comedian.And I'm gonna tell you why. He
speaks to the every person. Andit's not just men, it's women,

(36:00):
it's everybody, because everybody has afamily, and so he has found a
way, like some of the othergreat comedians before him, to take the
family and things that everybody finds funnyand work it into the conversation, work
it into his comedy. Therefore,he's able to gain just this huge audience
and so the marketability of that obviouslyvery smart. There's so many different things

(36:23):
he can do with it. Itallows him to be in movies because he's
just a likable personality and everybody perceiveshim as being funny and so he has
managed to figure out a way tobe everywhere, all at once, stand
up comedy, television, movies.So how can you argue that there is

(36:43):
a greater mind in comedy than SebastianManiscalco. He has taken his family,
his accent and made that Oh lookat that. Wow, you're his biggest
Fan's biggest fan you love. Thatis so tough when you hate something so
much. I'm sitting here because whenyou're not the one doing it, you're

(37:05):
going, oh, no, easy, peace, I know. And then
when you're on the spot scary.Yeah. Also, I've attended. I
had to close my eyes. Iwas looking at nothing. Ye eyes closed.
I was just completely focused at thetask. Visualize. Wow, how
awesome he is. I'm going togo watch all his films now, Oh
god, you want to bathe withso compelling spin Lot Bastard, damn Shop

(37:42):
taking care of them The Woody Show. They we're into another new hour insensitivity
training, free, politically correct world. It is Thursday morning. It's June
the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. That's Greg Gory. Boy, we
got menace? What is there's Sammyphones are open at eight seven seven forty

(38:05):
four we can hit us up witha text over to two to nine eighty
seven. The NBA Draft got underwaylast night. Bronnie James, son of
lebron unselected last night. I meanhe's gonna get pits surprising. Yeah,
it was. It gonna be likeround two or three, they say,
not very good. But the team'smost likely to take them are still the
Lakers, the Suns, the Cavaliers. Dude, my girl is having her

(38:27):
moment. It looks like Hollywood mightbe interested in her as well. Haley
welch ak the hawk to a girl. Yeah, your favorite, the love
of your life. She's got sometalent agencies interested in signing her, and
she's already sold tens of thousands ofdollars worth of merchandise. Hopefully it's going
to her, not people that areIt's like, yeah, this is printing.
She's got a butcher. It's both. But she got a link on

(38:49):
her Instagram. Oh okay, goodfor her, smart to it. Yeah.
But I heard like one big talentagent like denied they did well because
there was a rumor that it waswith this one particular agency and they came
and said, no, not us. She has no talent ut well,
but that was the one Uta.She's right, that's the one that was

(39:09):
rumored that she had signed with.But not either way, she's having her
moment. She's selling hats and shirtsand hock toous stuff, you know,
all over the place. That's good. Good for her, she's so talented.
Yeah. Woman in Missouri. Sure. A woman in Missouri is accused
of attempting the poison her husband byspiking his mountain dew on several occasions with

(39:31):
round up you know, like theYeah. She also spiked his drinks with
some insecticide, and when the copsasked her why she did it, she
said that she was mad because hedidn't appreciate the fiftieth birthday party that she
threw for him. Yeah, notgood enough. Paris Hilton testified before Congress

(39:52):
about the abuse that children face andthe welfare system. She said that she
was force fed medications, sexually abuby staff members at the Provo Canyon Boarding
school in Utah when she was ateenager. It's one of those type of
schools that I am getting sent to. Provo Canyon was like a sister school.
Yeah, school that I went to. What are your thoughts on that?

(40:13):
She also mentioned, which I didn'tknow because they mentioned that one Utah
school that she actually did go tofour different schools. Yeah, the one
I knew she went to the onein Utah that was Provo Kanyon. Yeah,
I'm not sure about the other ones. I would actually like to sit
down and do it. I wouldn'thave it on the show like the regular
show. I would like to sitdown and do a podcast episode, whether
we'll she and I could just talkabout this stuff as two people who both

(40:37):
went to these types of schools.I'm interested to see what she would have
to say, and I'm interested tocompare it to my own experiences going through
some of these programs. Yeah,I think it would be great. I
you know, parent Paris. Whateveryou see on the surface and in the
media and you know, entertainment coverage, she is the best. Like she's

(40:58):
really really cool to talk to.Yeah, I mean that's that's what you
said that she's always super cool andI've met her a couple of times.
She's always nice. Yeah, butit was just back in the simple life
days, right, and she wasdoing that show with Nicole Richie. Yeah.
Most importantly, have you watched theCooking Show yet? Cooking I saw
the clip of it. You're youlove it so much. It's so funny.

(41:20):
It's on Netflix. I believe itstill is. It was on Netflix.
I hope she did so funny.She doesn't know what certain ingredients are,
and she tries to make decent dishesbut obviously doesn't really know what she's
doing. And then she has acelebrity friend over and cooks for them,
and some of it turns out okay, but she goes to the produce department
and will say, excuse me,what is chivees? That's my favorite.

(41:45):
She made soups, she opened thecan, she put it in the pot,
she heated it up. She'll makea steaks and vegan burgers and stuff.
It's fun. Well, if you'reserious, yeah, we can try
to set that up for you.You have some kind of contact, so
yeah, if you can do it, great, If you can't, that's
fine too. I'll just be morecurious to talk to her and see what

(42:06):
she says. I think would down. The Glastonbury Music Festival is this week.
It's like England's Coachella. Why aren'tyou there? Mens? It's a
little greener this year because they're collectingeveryone's urine. They have partner with a
company to turn it into eco friendlyfertilizer. I guess they're collecting all the
p from the porta potties and stuff. Have you been to European Festival Sea

(42:28):
Bass, the other people people outthere. I think you'd enjoy it.
People do get down and get crazy. I think you could get some good
audio there. Well, it takestoo long to get over there and back.
True, you go to Australia,that's on our vacation days. This
doesn't necessarily right line up with themusic festival, no, I'm saying,
but if you're ever going to travelthere, it'd be interesting too. That

(42:49):
would be fun just for the accents. I would go to like the European
Furry Convention or something, the EuropeanReptile Show. Are they into that kind
of stuff? Oh there's yeah,probably especially Eastern doing with those weirdos.
Yeah. Shout out to the stateof Texas this morning. Yeah, because

(43:09):
some places are all talk. NotTexas. Baby. They executed a guy
on death row yesterday who admitted thathe kidnaped, sexually assaulted, and fatally
shot this eighteen ye old woman backin two thousand and one. No electric
chair or firing squad. That's whatI would have went with. I'd prefer
that, but still the result isthe same. He gone, they did
the chemical injection thing. But eitherway, keep up the great work,

(43:30):
Texas, Texas, way to go. Oh and dude, there's another person
speaking of death wish another Boeing whistleblowerwho's out? Why would you say anything
at this point that everybody else isshown up dead? Yeah? Just go
away. Yeah. It says thatparts of the seven eighty seven Dreamliner were
built in an unsafe manner and couldpotentially lead to devastating consequences. This guy

(43:52):
worked as a mechanic. He witnessedholes that were being improperly drilled into the
forward pressure bulkheads of these playing isit Spirits Wichita, Kansas facility and he
filed a complaint and then shortly afterthat he was fired. Damn. Which
is a problem, Like there's protectionsagainst you know, retaliation for people who

(44:13):
go to hr on things. Whenit comes to a safety issue with people
who are building things like airplanes,there should be some type of protection where
they can't get fired just for simplybringing up a safety concern. Absolutely,
you think if that's what's happening.Yeah, have to look into it,
not just a company, but thereshould be I'm not a big government guy,

(44:35):
but when it comes to something liketransportation like that, where people are
forty thousand feet in the air onsomething that's being built and there's a corporation
that's cutting corners or doing things that'renot supposed to do, there should be
something, And I guess there is. What's the what's the the FAA FAA.
Yeah, but I'm saying where somethere's some level of protection for the

(44:57):
employee who comes forward, they haveto look into it to see if it's
legit. But if it's, youknow, something that turns out to be
justified, I agree with you.I agree with you one hundred percent.
But I think Seabaster, you're implyingmaybe we don't know the whole story.
Maybe yeah, this worker was latefifty times in a row, and then
you caught this exactly because every dayall these Boeing planes fall out of the

(45:21):
sky. No. Wait, well, if it is, if it is
something where it's determined that this isa person who is just trying their investigations,
just trying to there was no safetyconcerned. This is the guy who's
just disgruntled, Well, then ofcourse you fire him, and if the
company wants to go after him,they can go after him. But the
same way you can't retaliate against theperson for going to HR or better idea,

(45:43):
we could just say, you knowwhat, guys, we tried planes,
they kind of suck. Let's goback to trains. Trains he worked
for one hundred and fifty years.R Yeah, you get a little sleeper
car. They never have any issues. Eight seven seven. Were going to
take a quick break, we'll comeback. We got this week in audio.
Next hang on. So they're nowinvestigating this toe sucking tournament. There's

(46:07):
a group of teenagers licking the feetand the toes of this other group of
kids smeared peanut butter on their feet. They're licking it off. A bunch
of kids sucking tone traumatized the show. Well, I've taken everybody's thoughts into
consideration on who should be the WoodyShow Employee of the month, and it

(46:31):
was it was a very difficult.It was a very difficult choice this time
around. I think it was because, once again, before I got any
of the arguments from anybody, II already had an idea in my mind
of who I thought it should beor that it was gonna be, and
I was kind of expecting a lotof people to jump on and uh and
vote for that person. But it'snot. It's not the way it went.

(46:52):
It's not the way it went.And the arguments swayed me. And
so the winner of sixty nine dollarsmm hmm, Andy Wood, he showed
plaque the official Wood He Show Employeeof the Month for June twenty twenty four,
is a first time winner. Itis Greg Gory. What, Oh

(47:16):
my god's Gregory Glory? Wow?What an honor? Oh my god,
I would show employee the Month forJune. Now, I'll tell you what
really pushed it over the top.Now, every time that Greg is given
a task for something on the show, whether it's a commencement address or doesn't
matter, anything that he's given,he really takes and he puts a lot

(47:37):
of time and effort into those things. So he does and yes, okay,
doing these things is his job,right, but he goes above and
I feel he goes above and beyondwith those tasks. So and he's done
that historically, and this is notjust a June thing. This is just
how Greg has always been. Butthe added wrinkle this month, I believe
of you know what he was dealingwith and continue to deal with with with

(48:00):
his brother's situation, and the factthat throughout the entire thing he was a
professional, really pushing over the top. And so I'm happy to announce that
Greg Gorey is the what do youShow Employee of the Month. Nice I'm
surprised and honored. That is incredible. When we announced that, I think
it was the start of the yearthat said that you were going to do

(48:22):
this, I thought, Okay,I'm just going to vote. I'll never
get it. Who because I mean, there's a handful of many, many,
many persons in this room who alwayssays all he doesn't do anything,
which I think is erroneous. Astorsalways saying I'm always hating on Greg.

(48:43):
Obviously, Well it's mutually. We'rejust constantly bickering. Honest, I don't
remember saying that you've never done anything, that you don't do anything blind not
that he doesn't do anything. Iwould say he has very low ambition for
sure. Well that that I Imean, if I didn't make and I
voted for great this month you did. I appreciate it so much and arguments

(49:07):
you're one hundred percent true that Ihave very low ambition. I've gotten old.
But no, I'm excited. II do take pride in the segments
that I write or whatever. YouYeah, and I'm I'm really honored and
I'm quite frankly incredibly surprised. Thankyou all nice. He didn't prepare speech,

(49:27):
that's how little fake. Yeah,No, I'm like, I forget
it. I feel like point inpreparing. You probably had a job where
you're employee month before one time,Yeah, that was the plaque and this
will be the new plaque that Ialways said when people ask you that cliche
question if your house caught on fire, what's the thing you would grab?
And for about ten years it wasthat employee of the month. Really,

(49:47):
I was so honored. But youdidn't have your picture on it. It
did not It looked like a littletrophy. And uh, this one will.
This is quite the honor. AndI'm pretty nervous about taking the picture
for the look are you gonna pressup? Yeah, I'll probably dress a
photo shoot. The employee of themonth winner from last month for May it

(50:08):
is Caroline and today's actually Caroline's birthdays. How are we celebrating with cakes?
Yeah, there are cakes and thestudios multiple cakes and today I don't know
what the cakes. They're just likeflowery cakes. One looks chocolate, ones,
uh looks vanilla. These grocery storecakes, minuce. Yeah, they're

(50:29):
always grocery store And that's what I'msaying. I think we need to upgrade
our cake game. Well, Imean it's three in the morning when I
grab the cakes. I mean,do you know twenty four hour cakes?
But I mean don't be made.They don't have they don't have to be
made, piping hot fresh. Iwant the freshes, but I doubt they
are. They are. I readthe labels. It's cake, and the
people are there put a ton ofthought or effort into the cake. He

(50:52):
doesn't know what he's talking about.People are there baking them. I see
them. No, I know.That's what I'm saying, saying. The
quality is a little grocery store.It wants at about a sea basses budget.
Supervide all the cakes. And Idon't know when people's birthdays. Are
you volunteering? Are you over thecake? I will do it. One
time just to show you this,you know what, no offense again,
Menaces is thoughtful obviously, very muchlike it comes with that crappy like frosted.

(51:16):
He still eats more cake than everybodyelse. It's getting to the point
where I'm less enthusiastic because I'm likegrocery store cakes, but I'm still gonna
eat like all of it. Ifyou want to take over the cake duties,
you're more than once just to showyou the entire year. The next
birthday will be sea basses. Soare you going to get your own cake?

(51:37):
I I like carrot cake. Carrotcake, Yeah, we need The
carrot cakes that have been brought inhave not been great. As a person
that cakes all right, but theother cakes have been fine. I think
I'm personally, but I'm saying personally, I'm just a little bit more piggy
when it comes to carrot cake becauseit's my favorite. Your jam we have

(51:59):
the other the other ones are reallygood. Oh the other Greg Gory thing
that I was going to bring up? Greg, do you want to share
with everybody the text that I sentyou yesterday? Oh? Greg was disappointed
in me? Oh really? Ohyes? Okay, Okay, here it
is okay. So what he textme, Now, keep in mind,
I'm out of town. I'm ina rental car, right huh. And

(52:22):
he sent me this. I almosttook my rental car through a car wash
because it got dirty when it rainedyesterday. I stopped myself, but it
was very close to happening. Yeah, it was right there. I was.
It's one of those gas station conveniencestore car washes, Yeah, and
it was right there. The carwas so filthy from a previous right now.

(52:44):
Also the part thank god I didn'tbecause within an hour of that,
the skies opened up and it startedpoor, like a storm came through.
So thank god I didn't. Butit was a consideration and I was gonna
take this. I'm like, it'sa rental car. I'm yelling at myself,
dumb ass to rental car. Haveyou washed a rental car? Yeah?
I have, absolutely. I hadone for a week and I could

(53:07):
not take how dirty it was.And the reason the reason that I ran
it through the car wash the timethat I did it was because it had
been snowing and there was like theroad salt stuff all over the car and
on the windshield. The whole carwas basically caked in road salt, and
it was it was just gross andlike every time you go to do something,
it would get like somehow on yourshirt. And it was just driving

(53:29):
me nuts, like you put stuffin and out of the back of the
car. And yeah, but Imean, it's gonna get washed either way,
even if you wash it yourself,they're still gonna wash it. I
know they're going to wash it.No, this was just for me,
but because I still had the carfor like four days and have the road
salt all over it, this particularone, I just I just didn't like
it. I'm like, wow,this is really dirty. This is gross,
and I'm going to take it tothe car wash. How stupid now

(53:51):
and I'm turning it in tomorrow.Yeah, few days. I'm going to
pick up a different car tomorrow becausemy wife and kids are coming in.
I'll need a big or on theother bigger cars. Because Woody, Greg,
I know you both do this andI do it as well. I
think maybe I would love to askSea Best because he just made fun of
me about they're going to wash thecar anyways, But we clean up our
hotel rooms before. Yeah, whenI leave my hotel room looks even though

(54:15):
they're still going to clean it anyway, of course. Yeah, I'll straighten
it up. Now, make sureall the trash, the garbage can make
sure all the dirty towels are inthe pile, either in the tub or
on the floor of the shower.Yeah, I do that, but usually
that's to make sure that I didn'tforget anything I would leave, like a
shirt or a pair of shorts,something I would sleep in. Yeah,
go through the go through the covers. Yeah, I look under the bed,

(54:37):
make sure nothing got kicked under there, like a sock or I just
went pile for two weeks. Iwas in those hotels for a week straight.
And you know how it is.They you don't know when they're going
to do their rooms and not dotheir rooms these days. So I every
day I take my trash out justbecause I didn't want to collecting and piling
up. It's gross. Now,Menace, I thought about you, Menace.
I've always criticized for being overly likeparanoid about people coming into the room.

(55:00):
Yeah, he puts a care infront of the door. Yeah,
because sometimes multiple times people have dooron me. Now I've had the do
not disturb plack thing, the thingthat hangs on the door, on the
outside of the door. The entiretime I've been at this hotel, which
has been for the last ten nights. Okay, I've only had the cleaning

(55:21):
people come through one time just toI need to new towels, but that
was it. The rest of thetime, it's been on the on the
door, including last night when Icame back and closed the door, made
sure that thing was on the frontof the door, and locked everything up.
And when I left this morning,I noticed that there was one of
those on the front of the door, but there was another one now on
the back of the door, whichmeans that somebody put it. They went

(55:44):
in there, even though there wassomething on there that said do not disturb.
Wow, yeah, naked, becauseI took the one that was on
the back of the door, andthat's the one I used for the front
of the door, so there werenever two. Now all of a sudden,
there's two and it's on the insideof the room. The dun't dum.
I thought of menace immediately, Yeah, I would hate that. Well,

(56:04):
I was surprised, and there's notthere's nothing of real value in there,
right, Yeah, just fat guyclosed. When I was there.
The first couple of hours I wasin the room, somebody already opened the
door, Like, why does that? It's just you. I was surprised
and disappointed that you didn't get yourrental wash. That's what say. You
had a chance to be normal andthen you chose not to be normal.

(56:25):
But when I when I say,it opened up in the heavens just like
it was insane amount of rain.So is this just just water spots?
Uh? No, I because Ithink you know sometimes you know when it
rains, there's like dust or whatever, dirt or whatever somehow, Like was
it in the rain or did itkick up this dust and dirt and then

(56:45):
the the water kind of trapped andthen when the water dries and it goes
all the spots. Yeah, there'slike dirt spots on the on the car.
I've washed my car in the rain, like I told you, because
you know, the rain does notclean your car, contrary to what people
think. No, wash it inthe rain, then you don't have to
dry it. Although when I cameout this morning after the storm, the

(57:06):
car looked a thousand times better.So okay, I'm telling if I did
send you, I took a videoof like just how much it was porn
and like it was like a hurricaneoutside. I just sent it to you,
Greg, Okay, I mean youcould see. I mean it's it's
a major serious storm and rain.Oh damn. Yeah. Since I look
at that washing cars, guess what, I'm going to wash my car this
week for the first time since Igot it. I'm at like sixteen thousand

(57:31):
miles too. To deserve so muchbetter, I know, I know,
I mean because it never looks likeit doesn't look dirty at all. Yeah,
and you say you love that car, You're such a liar. I
do it just carefully. It justdoesn't look dirty. I've driven I drove
by it this morning. It doesn'tlook dirty. Yeah. I don't have
super high standards when it comes tothat, but it's just not like gross.
Yeah, it's not like crazy.My phones are open eight seven seven

(57:53):
forty four. Yeah. Have youever like cleaned the hotel room or gotten
a rental car washed? Or isthere something else that you've done. We're
like, I can't believe I actuallydid that. Hit us up on the
text over to two to nine eightseven. A couple of people are saying
that they have taken the rental carthrough a car wash. I just felt
so stupid. Mine is why amI even considering this and why am I

(58:13):
having to talk myself out of it. Mine is paranoia because I think if
I turn in the rental car andit's mega dirty, They're gonna think that
maybe something else is wrong with that. I don't care about that smoking.
Yeah, exactly. You want tolook yeah, yeah, this guy looks
like a smoker. Did you havemost right back? This is a little

(58:42):
arrested development, mister Wendell. Ilove that song too. What rested development
Tennessee? Tennessee would be there othersong shoes. I always has the question
right before the break, what's somethingthat isn't necessary for you to do?
It's whether it's OCD or not.I was sharing how Greg was disappointed in

(59:06):
me. I've been in town.I've had this rental car. It was
dirty, it was bothering me.I happened to be outside of a convenience
store gas station that had gas.I'm sorry, a car wash right there,
and I had to talk myself outof doing it. I'm like,
why are we doing this? Areyou? And I go, come on,
just whatever, it'll be better whenit's clean. Why are you doing

(59:27):
It's a rental, so you shouldn'thave wrestled. I didn't do it,
Thank god I didn't, because withinan hour it was pouring down rain again
and didn't have it. But Iasked it a question to Hey, text
on over, what is that?Do you do anything like that? There's
something completely unnecessary you do, butyou do it anyway? Uh six two
six says I clean up my housebefore the housekeeper shows up. Oh,
for sure, Like if you havecleaning people that are coming over, you

(59:47):
clean before the cleaning people do.Yeah, you want to tidy up,
right, that's a common common thing. I don't. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't know. I don't havecleaning people. I mean I keep the
house the same order, you know, like things are organized, like maybe
not wipe down clean, you know, cleaning product, wiping down counter,

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toilet sinks, whatever, but atleast there's not crap everywhere, right.
I know someone who cleans their toiletbefore the cleaning person comes. Oh,
because they feel bad that they haveto clean their toilet and they don't want
them to have to do it.I know exactly three on one Oho the
hotel shower was not draining standing inankle deep water. I stuck my fingers
down the drain and I pulled outwads and wads of randoms no gloves.

(01:00:32):
After that, the shower drained great. Oh hell no, I would do
that at my own house. I'mnot doing that at the hotel. Well,
it's also a self serving thing becauseyou don't want to stand in water.
I know, all maintenance person sayhey, I think this drain needs
clean down. They'll show up wheneveryou're already in the shower. Yeah.
Yeah. Seven two four says I'vestraightened stuff up in the stores because I

(01:00:53):
worked at one before. I dothat too. If I see a display
as kind of like if I'm standingwith them my wife to make a decision
on something at the grocery store,like I'll start facing stuff. Yeah.
Absolutely. There's like a box ifthere's a box of cereal that could be
like brought down from the top,it's kind of like sitting, you know,
flat on top of the other boxes. You. Yeah, she calls

(01:01:14):
you weird. For it to beweird, I did that. She says,
I'm doing it on purpose, justto be you know, uh get
it, get attention, like I'mlike, no, I just saw it.
I just did it. It's reallynot for any of those reasons.
I took my dog to the ventthe other day. I straightened out all
the magazines and the coffee table,and then in the exam room when they

(01:01:37):
took the dog back to do whateverthey had to do, I straightened up
all their brochures. They had arack and they were just crooked and not
really in a good category. Youlook at you look at the receptionist,
You're like, what are you doing? Like, yeah, don't you see?
These magazines are willy nilly. ButI was checking into the hotel.
They have like the little thing.All the managers who work at the hotel,

(01:01:59):
the night shift person, they allhave their business card in one of
those little organizers for business cards.I'll straighten them all up so they're all
squared off because buy a car.And I'm just sitting there anyway, I'm
just staring at, you know,the counter otherwise while they're typing in their
stuff. Why wouldn't I do that? Also, another question is why would
I want their business card? No? Oh yeah, like there's like five

(01:02:22):
different business cards on there. Whyjust if I have a question I'll call.
Yeah, Oh, I guess whatI've been doing recently downstairs is we
have those little like wipe handwipes atthe elevators and the parking deck. Every
day for like the past month,I grab one and I detail the elevator
buttons. How nice of you?Have you ever fixed the chairs and the
lobby because I hate it when turnednot at the forty five degree angles towards

(01:02:46):
each other. Five one two saysI only felt the need to wash a
rental once because it was a DodgeCharger and I've always wanted that car,
and I took pride in washing out. This one says mine is cleaning up
my table to a restaurant. I'llscrape all the food to one play and
I'll stack them. I'll wipe thetable with the napkin, uh to make
it for an easy cleanup, andand symmetry is key. Yeah, I

(01:03:07):
agree on that too. Haven't weheard that weight stuff does not like?
They don't really like those because theyhave a system, right, Yeah,
you're not supposed to be at anice restaurant if you're in a diner kind
of place. I don't think itnecessarily matters if you're like you know,
it's kind of like a yeah,don't let it, but yeah, I
don't don't. They really don't needall the forks on one place. As
Greg will tell you, it's badform at a nice restaurant, anything with

(01:03:28):
a cloth napkin. It's bad formto stack your dirty dishes. I don't
want to do any steakhouse I'm stacking. I don't want to do it.
All right, more shows. Next, as I laugh, it shoots out
one show and we are into anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct

(01:03:53):
world. Thank you so much forbeing here and giving us some of your
valuable time today. I would bethat's Greg Goring, Yeah, menace,
good morning to you. Good morning, Woody Man. It serves as our
social media director. You can findus. You can follow us at the
Woody Show on the social media platformof your choice. We've got Sea Bass,

(01:04:13):
also known as Agent Sebastian in thecart Arc world. We out here.
Good morning, Sea Mass, there'sSammy morning. We got the phones
open eight seven seven forty four.We got corn thoughtless. I know,
Greg, I love this song somuch. Yeah, that's what I love
this video. Yeah video, Sendus a text over to two two nine

(01:04:36):
eight seven. We've got today inaudio Sea Bass. What do you got
for us? A little mini editionof the Whatodi Show? Local News story
of the day here for you,okay show local news? All right,
good special. So Greg, Iknow you're going to absolutely despise these people.

(01:04:57):
This is from Fox ten Phoenix wherea lady minutes she was just getting
her burritos okay to her, butit came to her with a special extra
note with it here that is expectingher chiputlet delivery. Erica Hernandez had a
heartfelt note attached to the bat,something along the lines of thank you for
your order. I am driving onthe side to give my fiance the wedding

(01:05:20):
shoe deserves. So a handwritten notesaying, Okay, I'm working a job
to make money. What it's formy fiance and the wedding she deserves.
Oh God for exactly begging for extratips. He works for one of the

(01:05:41):
door dash or whatever. So thisthis is in her bag. So he's
fishing through, you know, ortape it to whatever point is he's extra
begging on top of it because youcan't beg through the app. Okay,
Greg, is this what happened tolike dignity and respect and just like quiet,
like quietly going through life without everyturn. I mean, it's just
implied that you're doing this job formoney, as millions of people before you

(01:06:05):
haven't saved up for a wedding ora kid or a kid's college or from
the blank, how do you?How do you guys feel about And it
depends on the situation, I thinkfor me, but there are some things
where I agree with that. Peoplesay, you don't have to put everything
on social Like I saw this videoand it was really sad. It was

(01:06:28):
this woman in her last interaction withher husband, like right before he died.
He was sick with something, andit was just this I love you,
No, I love you and you'rethe best, And like why did
she? Like I understand like shewanted it for herself, but like why
why put that on social media?Likes and shares? Yeah at me,
Like I'm asking how you guys feelabout that? I think people just put

(01:06:51):
everything on social for no reason.Yeah, I mean you could share what
what you like. I thought thatwas a really odd thing. It's a
very really odd thing and narcissistic.It's a deeply personal experience. And then
you're posting it. It's strange.I think people's lives have just become I
live online. Now look at thator this guy, you know, he's

(01:07:13):
okay fine, like you said,see mass Plenty of people have saved up
for things. Why are you puttingthe note in the bag, Like,
why are you telling all the customersabout it? Just get out there and
hustle and to get more tips.Well, yeah, that's what that was.
He's basically a stripper at this point. Now, to be fair,
he didn't post that note on anykind of social media, but the person
who got it sure as hell didbecause she wanted to look. Look,

(01:07:36):
so here's the bit you put whofound Paul Slabodian kindly asked for a tip
and added his Venmo account to leavethose notes with the intention of somebody making
a video about it or you know, even trying to broadcast to to anybody
beside the person I was delivering to. Yeah, okay the way, yes,

(01:07:58):
please donate more. That will beagainst the whatever DoorDash terms of service
to a private venmoter through door dashor uber eats because they'll take a cut.
Yeah, what a selfish, lying, manipulate trick. This Paul loser
Is. I don't like it whenyou have a server who has otherwise been
pretty bad and then they do thehandwritten thanks with a heart. Well,

(01:08:21):
we had the stats on that.It shows that people are more apt to
leave a bigger tip when you dothat. All right, it does words
so this again, Unfortunately the keypeople keep doing this cause it does work.
And this is the outcome of thisLoser's note. Erica tipped, but
to help out in a bigger way, she made a TikTok. I just
felt really inspired to post it andsee if my friends would be willing to

(01:08:45):
donate, or any followers that Ihad on there to donate all. Gave
the backstory, saying he and Alihave been driving for uber eats for the
past eighteen months to say for theirwedding. Now that they have enough,
they're going to focus on spending extratime together before their big day. Oh
okay, we're gonna stop working.Made the money now. I actually I
don't give crap to the TikToker becauseif she made the donation and she can

(01:09:09):
at least post about it week sayhey, get the credit now, I
would have done. I would havegone above and beyond and not put that
guy's information on there. Oh yeah, no, I would. I would
have just said, oh, thisguy left a note about you need money
for the wedding, and I wouldhave said, oh, yeah, I
gave him extra large ship. Iwouldn't have like put his information out there.
Yeah, I would have taken creditfor making the donat he and his

(01:09:31):
wife, both them working on theside eighteen months to get money for this
wedding. I think the reason it'staken them so long to get the money
is because she's eating all the deliveries. She's a giant person. Oh wow,
Oh yeah, all right, needsto be a large buffet budget.

(01:09:53):
Yeah, that's that's the money that'sgoing on anyway. Check it out Fox
Phoenix. If you want to hatewatch something, here's something that I that's
kind of funny. This one ofthese guys. He's a YouTuber that we
actually we've talked about these people andwe like them in general. These are
the guys who go around and justdo lawnwork. They edge. These videos

(01:10:14):
are so satisfying, like an abandonedhouse or someone who's just a person completely
overgrown, and they do it forfree. They choose one a week to
do it and it's for free,and I get it. They make money
on the back end, but ifthey're doing something enjoyable, it's good for
the community. It's a great watch. How do they make how do they
make money on the back end?Look, if you have youtubes, some
of these guys have hundreds of millions, and they're also promoting their lawn care

(01:10:36):
business, right stuff. But that'sthat's fine. You're doing something that's enjoyable
to watch. It's like, ohwow, look it's more than enjoyable.
And they do this with power watchingsome house do this just cleaning their kids.
It's a great and it promotes cleanliness. The other video that's great when
they take really dirty area rugs,yes huh, and they clean those.

(01:10:58):
They soak them down. They uselike one of those like oh yeah,
broom rake squeegee looking things just theblack. Yeah. This is one of
these guys on YouTube. He goesby the Day midlife. I like that
Live Stockman. He's got a couplehundred thousand viewers. He's probably making decent

(01:11:18):
money, but he's also again he'sdoing good. He literally not contracts,
but he goes to the city.They say, hey, here's an abandon
property, go clean it up.He's like sure. Yeah. So he
shows up to maybe perhaps in theghetto perhaps, and this one guy says,
Oh, who's this guy with hisyou know, lawn truck and his
camera edging them the sidewalk. Okay, that neighbor called the cops. Oh,

(01:11:39):
and so the cops show up.This guy's here like, I'm just
cleaning for what. Well, well, here's what he says. Okay,
somebody just called it a play thatyou were cleaning up pr And I'm assuming
yes, the city told me Icame to come in and help them out
with the bandoned properties in my neighborhood. If I go to your neighborhood and
post up with a video camera,I'm going to z it. I mean,
if he's doing something, which he'snot doing anything illegal, To be

(01:12:00):
honest, are you telling me thathe can come in my neighborhood and post
up and do whatever you want towithout any reprecautions. But he's not doing
anything illegal, He's cleaning up ayard. What if what if and decided
to just blow this whole neighborhood?All right? Stop it? Yeah?
What a check? You know whatpeople like you or why your neighborhood sucks.

(01:12:27):
Give him he is he dumping trashon the lot? Is he he's
spray painting something? He only gota lawn truck and he's out mowing the
lawns and educating. Dare the placesomebody complained, we want to remember when
we were talking about things that youdo that aren't necessary. Taking a rental
car through the car wash. Uh, that's another thing that Greg and I've

(01:12:51):
both done. And I had whereleaves were covering this one corner that I
was using where I was on mywalk all the time, and it's like
it was just on the sightly SoI brought I brought my my leaf blower
out over there and I cleaned offthe sidewalk. Yeah, it wasn't like
in front of anybody's home. Itwas just one of the neighborhood parts of
the sidewalk. And everybody gave meso much crap about that. Greg,

(01:13:14):
you've been known to pull the weedsat intersections, pull weeds, pick up
trash. Yeah, I mean,why do people want a terrible neighborhood?
So I applaud this guy. Thisis great. And the neighbor who called
the cops, he's giving all kindsof false premises like he can just do
anything. No, he's not doingjust anything. Yeah, he has a
heart blanche to bring all the laws. You know what you said about this

(01:13:36):
law more. This happened for ashort time. I worked as as a
property assessor or for a property assessor, and they would they needed photos of
places that were laid on their mortgage. So I drive up, real sneaky,
get a camera. This is youknow, sort of pre that's a
perfect job for you, Yeah itis. And boy, people do not
like that. They knew they weresquatting, slash and somebody shows up with

(01:13:59):
their neighborhood. Anyway, we're gonnatake a quick break. We'll come back,
and I know you got more oftoday in audio. That is next
on the Woody Show. Hang Onclelenow right back into today in audio.
Do you ask what he got?Let's get what he aroused here. So

(01:14:21):
this is alright. It's a pretysweet dashcam video from a guy named James
Bennett and he's driving around South Carolina. Suddenly shoo flying by him, you
know, car shoot flying by him. Highway patrol pit maneuver, the guys,
two guys running out of the eachside over the over the freeway.
They both get tasered, but it'sfrom his dash caams. You don't hear

(01:14:45):
the actual action. You just hearhim ripping out much of the same way.
This would be what this is ifWoody had a dash gam and he
caught a pit maneuver and tasering.Sounds like, all right, what that
is on? Oh my dash him? Yes, I did see a pretty

(01:15:16):
cool pit maneuver on video on Instagram, and I forget it doesn't matter where
it was. It was over onehundred miles an hour. They were chasing
this person and the cop pits thisguy cargoes flying, I mean flying on
the side of the road. Sothe cop obviously lost a little control too,
and so then he hits the carthat has you know, been pitted.

(01:15:39):
Now sideways the cop car like Duke'sand hazard style, goes up in
the air and comes find out.Now the cop ended up in the hospital.
But the dude who was running fromthem, who they pitted, he
died. Yeah. I was like, yeah, tasted dead, dude.

(01:16:01):
You know how cool a pitt maneuverlooks at over one hundred miles an hour?
Probably was it like a Nascar wherethey just get airborne, they start
floating. Yes, it was awesome. I saw your wet dream on video
the other day. Car had hita fire hydrant and it ended up with
the front bumper on the ground andthe rear of the car was completely suspended
by the gushing water. It wasawesome. Did anybody die? Oh sadly?

(01:16:25):
No, you're being sarcastic. I'msupposed to care that the guy who
was running for the cops died.Is that what you're trying to say.
I'm I'm advancing because it's not howawesome it is. I don't know.
You don't think that at all.It was like a bogo. It was
awesome. Not only was it apit maneuver, also we lost a we

(01:16:45):
lost a really quality person there,time and money in court. I mean,
how fast did you have to changeyour underwear? It's stuck to my
body dropping. That's right, speakingof things that come out of coming out
of your thing. There's a newdocumentary on Netflix that actually I'm going to
be interested in. It is calledThe Man with a Thousand Kids, and

(01:17:08):
it's about this guy I remember,Jonathan Meyer. He's a European dude who's
been he got kicked out of thesperm donoring program. Yeah, but he
can, he said, can't stopall stuff. Yeah, and now apparently
like all these women hate him forsome reason. Here's the audience. What
if I were to tell you thatthere is a man alive two days who
may have fathered over eight thousand children? What kind of man would do that?

(01:17:30):
Why are you using so many childrenon this earth? Had the problems
getting bigger and bigger stock when you'rereading livestock and cattle that is more regulated
thance farm donation. Something like thisnever happened before. This is a very
dangerous situation, is it. Wedidn't think that this could get any more
twisted, but it did. Mygod, what is going on? Oh?

(01:17:57):
What exactly? Taking down with abunch of other determined to mess with
the mom? Hold on, whatdo you mean, don't mess with the
mom? Like? These are thewomen who want babies really bad? They
went for donations, right? Oris he actually out there like well,
they're saying that he was not revealinghow many previous kids he had, yeah,

(01:18:18):
and all that other stuff you dothat. Oh yeah, yeah,
no, there's a limit, justa limit. That's why he got he'd
reached the limit in the Netherlands,I think like twenty five or whatever.
And then he said he started goingto other places around Europe, And what's
wrong with that? Can you remindme why it matters? Well, because
you don't want to bang your sister. But again, if you are having

(01:18:38):
kids in vuture or whatever, ifyou're getting a donor, you have to
let them know because there is avery small chance that they could end up
banging their sister, right, andyou don't want that. So this guy's
ruining it for you because I alwaysenvisioned you pitching a reality show of you
meeting your kids, like you're doingit right now without cameras, which I
think, yeah, he's super stupid, but yeah, yeah, that's you

(01:19:00):
need leaving a tip without the bartender. Dude go to TLC and say,
hey, I want to do ashow about meeting all my kids. Do
you think you're up to you now? Well, we know it's twenty three
plus, okay, but but they'reall there a couple of seasons. Yeah,
they're all miners. Yeah, butI'm sure the parents would be down.
I want to meet you that youcan call the show twenty one plus,
like twenty one and up, youknow, and you meet them as

(01:19:23):
they turn twenty one, or howabout twenty three and me it's already branded,
that's already taken. Well then I'msaying yeah, but he gets a
spon sponsorship on people. Come on, this is why what you could do
forever twenty one for everything one becauseyou take them shopping at the end of
every episode. Well, eighteen isthe thing when they can find me.
But again, what he's not he'sbad at this forbes. Okay, here's

(01:19:45):
the thing what he would love speakingof what he just going himself? Hey,
what he new season of Tulsa King. I've already yeah, of course
I've watched the trailer. Here's forthe rest of you. For the rest
of you, here it is.Okay, So this is the one of
Sylvester's loan. It's on Paramount plusGreg, which is another reason you got
to get it. I'm really closeto you. You would love the show.
This is totally a great show.Yeah. Season two of Tulsa King's

(01:20:09):
coming out. Tulsa and I builtsome people. Now we have some trouble
coming our way. They want business. We missed together. Tulsa belongs to
me now. Dude, he's hischaracter and I get it. It's fun
to rip on slide the way hetalks, and you know, he is

(01:20:30):
great in that show. He reallyis. His character is awesome. The
show is really it's another tailor sharedin show. The same guy does Yellowstone.
It involves gangsters, revenge violence,is a what do you? What
is what? Cream? Yeah,as opposed to well, I guess you
have like you have a powdered creamyNature's cream. Right today, in audio,

(01:20:56):
let's switch gears a little bit.Let's see if giving some of her
favorite things, if we can makeSammy cry? Oh okay. Also Taylor
Swift, she's obviously doing the Europeanlega for tour. Yes, and this
little girl who had a bone marrowtransplant and needs a lung transplant too,
got the head shaved, all thetubes sticking all out of her. She's
only seven years old. Oh,she's so cute. Her name's Florence Ava.

(01:21:18):
She of course has a cute accenttoo, and her parents surprised her
with Taylor Swift tickets. Oh it'sher favorite artist. Here's how she reacted.
Who were we talking about this morning? And your yeah? Yeah,

(01:21:50):
famous dude, I don't know aboutSammy. That's gonna make me cry.
She kind of a little bit.That's so sweet. Bark. I mean
she jumped the gun. They becauseI said, were talking about Tailor Swift
this morning. And she's never beento a concert. She may never be

(01:22:12):
to an she'll die. That almostgot me. If that had been four
or five seconds longer, there probablywould have been some dampness like the cramp.
That's very sweet. She's gonna getsome crumpets, and they brought her.
They had pretty bad seats, butbecause whatever, I don't think that
girl cares. They should have didmore lead up. They were in the
wheelchair section. All right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Woodies show foryou. Next hang on. You know,

(01:22:44):
uh, Liquid Death you know thewater company it, Yeah, so
Liquid Death Now now they have thesenew they're they're called death Dust. That's
one of the flavored powders. Soyou can put them into your drink,
right, got them into your drink? Yeah, they've got a commercial that
they did for this with Ozzy Osbourne. All right, and so he sees

(01:23:08):
a couple of kids on the streetusing it and he warns them not to
snort it. He's like, don'tsnoll it, don't freebase it. I
have a clip here, he says. You guys know what boofing is.
Don't boof it. Yeah, heput drugs in through your butthole. He
supposedly sniffed ants back in the dayor something, right, Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, definitely,Yeah, it was a dare.

(01:23:30):
But also yeah, well all thedrugs just that he's done, and so
it's just uh it's new powder fromuh from liquid death. Here's a little
bit of commercial. No way,Ozzy Osbourne Death. Just take it from
me. Don't snort that stuff.We weren't planning on snorting it. Yeah,
we're gonna mix it with water andhydrates go Lexa lights, which buddy

(01:23:50):
needs. Yeah, it's delicious.Whatever you do, don't try freebasing it.
Free what I never ever injected?And how would we don't even think
about boof it, you little boo? You know, well you stick it
up your That was pretty funny.People. Sounds different. My school would

(01:24:14):
like snort kool aid back in theday's. Yeah, I mean, did
your kids around your school used tolike dip kool aid? Yeah, they
would take kool Aid packets and thenthey would just lick it. No,
yeah, and was it fun?Dip a little candy stick and you dip
it into the powder basically, butwith kool Aid packets. I mean you

(01:24:36):
never really lived and should try tosmoke a pine cone though, Yeah,
pine cones were right, Any anyany lad that you could find, roll
up blades of grass and some loosepaper, right crag did you try that?
Yes? With yeah what we calledbinder paper? All right today?
And audio? What else you got? Okay, so we Jerry Seinfeld made

(01:24:58):
a bunch of new by, youknow, making fun of the protesters.
It showed up to his show.Well, they got really good at it.
Yeah, he came. They cameback, Oh yeah to another show.
And he's really good at just likebreaking down. This goes for all
these these modern day protesters. You'rehurting your own cause you're screwing yourself.
What you're doing is stupid, it'scounter productive, and Jerry's really great at

(01:25:20):
breaking that down. Oh you're back. They're bad. The protesters are bad.
Why miss you? Oh you're notdoing well? So hard for you?
You got up? Listen, letme explain something. You and I

(01:25:41):
are in the same business. Ourbusiness is to get people to see things
the way we see it. Theproblem is, you're in the wrong place.
Do you hear how well I'm doingthis is what you want? You
want to do well like I amthe people here to hear me. Look
at what happened to you that you'reback because he knows he because he's just

(01:26:11):
going to annihilate them. And hecontinues that you're just the wrong place,
wrong time, he continues. Contractsis very important for your message. For
example, if I was going todo my little comedy show that I do,
if I went to a Australian rulesrugby game and I'm going to do
my comedy act here, I wouldget that same reaction kicked out on my

(01:26:33):
ass because that's not where I blow. Here's the other thing. I think
you need to go back and tellwho's ever running your organization. We just
gave more money to a jew awesome. Hey, Greg is a fan of
the band The Killers. Did youever see any of these things that are

(01:26:53):
online where they say once you listento The Killers, mister Bright's eide and
and then you hear it like youcannot hear the song anymore. Without hearing
Jerry Seinfeld. Indeed life changing becausethey just fine, gonna gone again out
because I want it all. Hesounds a lot like Jerry Seinfeld. If

(01:27:14):
you if somebody tells you that youwould never notice it unless somebody told you.
But now that somebody has told you, and you hear and not notice
it. With that video when theyimmediately the minute the lyrics kick and they
have a photo of Jerry, andyou're like, that's all I can hear.
Now, Yeah, it's fine.I'm doing just fine. One more
clip here today in audio. Thisis a Seabas's original game that he invented

(01:27:35):
and copyrighted. It's called how didThey aUI? His wife play audio and
you guess how this person got hurt? All right, how did the aUI?
Let's hear the clip here in theoh, I got it? Yeah,

(01:27:59):
all right? Random golf cart accident, yes, correct. So this
lady she gets in a golf cartlock but in her front yard grows her
I guess her son's SUV or somethingis parked there. She doesn't understand how
like breaks and accelerators work. Women, you know what I'm saying. Women
drivers, you know what I'm sayingand did you hear the where's the audio

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coming from? Like, who's videotaping? It seems like an it is a
front door camera, yes, okay, And she's in the golf cart.
She's walking out to the front yardwhere the golf cart is also where this
other car is. She gets itand she's on the phone with somebody.
I was like, you can stillhear her very well? Did she back

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into it? Or well? Thereis today and audio? Everybody? Awesome,
Thank you, ce back. Everyorgy needs a witness. Six to
ten, all right, welcome backeverybody. Yeah, it is Thursday morning.

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It's a pre Friday. It's Junetwenty seventh. Today is a National
work from Home Day. Too latefor that. Uh yeah, I mean,
I mean we can't. We triedit. I didn't like it.
Man, it's loves it. Ilove it. I love it. There's
no difference between what you're doing rightnow and what we're doing here. You
want to be around. Yeah,there's absolutely no difference. Yeah, I

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mean, I'm saying, but wheneverybody's in a different spot, it's it's
a nightmare. It's a different It'snot because Greg is not technically savvy and
by the way for a guy whois never home, his whole argument to
work from home is pretty interesting.Don't you think like he can't he can't
be at home for any more thanNo, you don't have to be home.
You could do it wherever you are. Yeah. National ice Cream Cake

(01:30:02):
Day is another, uh another anotherone we got here delicious. The National
bomb pop Day. Remember bomb pops? The like the ice pops. Oh
yeah, that's not a good.Yeah, they're good in summertime. It's
National Onion Day, and it's handshakeDay. It's National HIV Testing Day,

(01:30:23):
Sea Bass. You might want toget tested. With all the slamming,
how often do you get tested?I'm having a lot of unprotected sex with
male prisoners. There was always thoseguys that say that you can't get HIV
for women. It's almost statistically impossible. Really really, I mean obviously Magic

(01:30:43):
Johnson got it. Somehow I getit. But it's such a low probability
compared to man on man. Also, like you can survive with it now,
you know what I mean. It'sused to be just have a ton
of money. Yeah, it's Nationalsunglasses Day. It's also decided to be
married toy you guys, I'm choosing, Yeah, sign choose and today is

(01:31:03):
National Helen Keller Day. Oh no, oh have you heard the conspiracy theory
that Helen Keller was like all fakelike I mean she was a real person.
I just saw that on some girlsdating profile. Yeah, but that's
so she wasn't blind, she wasn'tdeath know that she really can communicate like

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everyone said the person who was interpretingher stuff was just faking it, Yeah,
just making up. Yeah, Imean, how do you decipher what
the hell she's saying? Well,she would learned sign language and would do
it in people's hands. But theysaid was it wasn't possible for her to
learn sign language reference? But didn'tyou watch the Helen Keller movie? Sure
did, Yeah, and that wasreal right, And they would run her

(01:31:45):
hands underwater and then sign water inher hands so she knew what it was,
or have her eat something and thensign it in her hand, and
that's how she was able to associate. I remember that movie and went,
oh, no, she would understandwhat that? What that even sounds like?

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Hey, how is the movie?How it was? The movie?
It was basically a documentary some otherstuff going on. Multiple people. Greg
might be charged in the death ofMatthew Perry. I was reading about that.
I saw that the investigation, theysaid, is just about wrapped up.
Yeah, they want to know wherehe got all the kenmine. I

(01:32:27):
guess what made it so special,so strong. Yeah, so once that
investigation wraps up, that's when they'llmake the decision on whether or not to
press the charges. Also, here'sa little clip for you. It's the
what do you show? Original game? How did they awi? How?
All right? So I'm gonna playyou a clip. You tell me how
they OUI. Here we go.It's just Helen Keller. It's Helen Keller

(01:33:03):
on the phone. Sounds like whenhe bumps his knee. Oh yeah,
it kind of does. Yeah,man, that hurts. I will.
That is from the new Celene Beyonddocumentary which pH and there is a ten

(01:33:25):
minute scene and what you just heardis her suffering a painful seizure. She's
got that stiff person syndrome and theyshow it all and I watched the clip.
Man, it is brutal. Butthe director said that Selene didn't want
anything cut from that scene because shefelt now people will understand and it looks
awful. I mean, you justheard what I played, but it's yad,

(01:33:45):
dude. I feel so bad forher. It's it's like, I
can't imagine. That's awful. Likethe body just stiffens up and it's just
super painful, and you take likesome kind of drug instantly. She's got
people there who are like kind ofworking her through it, but you just
kind of got to let it playout. It's oh man, Yeah,
I've been wanting to watch that documentary. I think it's called I Am Selene

(01:34:08):
Dion. Well now I don't.Yeah, I just heard it. Speaking
of a crazy stories, Jeremy Rennerjust in an interview with Men's Health magazine
and was describing in detail what itwas like to get run over by that
groomer snowplow thing that he was using. He said it had rolled forward and
then just it was a split seconddecision. He tried to jump back up

(01:34:29):
into the cab to shut it down, but that thing operates on those huge
like tank treads, you know,and so they're moving, his foot gets
stuck, the treads pulled his bodyunder the machine, and then the weight
of it making its way over hisbody. He says, quote, I
remember my head cracking on the thing. And it's just pressing on me and

(01:34:51):
it's exactly like you think it wouldfeel. And he listed all of his
injuries. Cheekbone broken, I socketbroken, his leg was twisted up like
a pretzel over thirty eight broken bones. He said he could, you know,
the crushing by the machine. Hiseye bulged out to the point where
he could see his left eyeball withhis right eye. Yeah, I tell

(01:35:12):
you, what are you with thegreat clips today? Yeah? But I
mean it's it's an incredible think.It was actually a really good article,
the whole thing. But he wasscreaming for breath. Fourteen broken ribs,
pop lung. He said. Thefirst five minutes were just about you know,
how am I going to breathe?Oh? Yeah, he said.
Then after about ten minutes, hisneighbors you know, called nine one one
and they got him. They gothim help there. And if you've seen
him recently interviews clips online and he'srunning, he's doing things. It is

(01:35:35):
nothing short of a miracle, becausethis guy was messed up. What's your
excuse? Van? And I methim in the office a couple of weeks
ago, and he looked great.It was in great expirits. Yeah,
he couldn't even tell he was inthe accident. Wow, it's crazy.
The US Postal Service is releasing aforever stamp of former Jeopardy host Alex Trebeky,
guys, Oh, so you canput that on your bills, Greg

(01:35:57):
will I'll totally get ready for theLong Lines. It comes out July twenty
second. That would have been hiseighty fourth birthday. Oh. Forrest Gump
and Jenny are reuniting. Tom HanksRobin Wright. They're going to be in
a new movie it's called Here,which takes place in a single room over
a period of one hundred years.And the way, yeah, I know,

(01:36:18):
like the way they're doing this,it's uh, the camera doesn't move
at all. Everything else around itthough, does, like Robert Zemeckis is
directing it. He also directed ForrestGump and also the Greatest Movie of All
Time, Back to the Future.Duh. But he says, the single
perspective just never changes again, justeverything around it does. Sounds like.

(01:36:40):
And Tom Hanks and Robin Wright theyget de aged for the earlier parts of
the movie, which I think ispretty cool when they do that. Yeah,
it'd be cool if you could walkaround looking d aged you know exactly
Ryan put the young defat I hadposted, Yeah, both d aged I
posted a picture a couple of weeksago, like an old picture of us

(01:37:01):
from like two thousand and seven.Yeah, Greg, you don't even look
like yourself. I know, Yeah, I'm not. I'm saying your face
has changed a lot. Well,yeah, because you know got year that
year. No, no, no, like Greg is still the most handsome
person on the show. His nameis still DJ Jowls right, Oh yeah,

(01:37:21):
no, you look great. Thenyou just look different now, that's
all. And of course I looklike I. It looks like the current
me ate the old may DJ TripleChin right right, Oh here we go.
Oh yeah yeah right, well weall look like children, I know
two thousand and seven. Oh doyou remember m i A had that song
paper Plane? Yes, that song. Yeah. When I took into my

(01:37:43):
boss, he said, this isnot a hit. I We'll see you
check this out. She is nowmaking clothes that block Wi Fi four G
and five G from entering your brain. Oh she's gone crazy. Yeah sweet,
she's been crazy crazy, been nutsam I. I want to check
this out. But she had ababy with a billionaires. Smart This is

(01:38:04):
for you Sammy Hallmark is making aKansas City Chief themed Christmas movie. It's
called Holiday Touchdown, a Chief's LoveStory. It's about this chick who's a
Chiefs fan and whose family they're finaliststo win the team's Fan of the Year
contest. Okay, and so shestarts to fall for the guy who's in
charge of evaluating the contest. Butwhen her grandpa's vintage Chief good Luck winter

(01:38:28):
hat goes missing, Oh no,God, she begins to doubt everything that
she believed about fate. Oh no, unless a little Christmas magic can throw
a hail Mary. Oh I hope. So I'm glad that it's gonna happen.
I don't know, but I'm gladthat they did something unexpected for the
plot. But that is so stupid. That's gonna premiere this year during the

(01:38:48):
countdown to Christmas programming, which Sammywill no doubt be all over. I
will definitely watch this movie. Howdo we get into one of these movies?
Yeah? You mean, like,be cast in it, going to
be the lead? I get it. Yeah, we'll be like you know
about the radio DJ show, Good'vealready already one day, won't and you

(01:39:12):
know you don't get here's the text. Greg's voice is so dreamy agreed.
Oh yeah, Ben saying yeah,I mean you might be DJ Jowels.
That's a lovely called DJ Jazie Jowels, Joel. I'll start with the celebrity
birthday today. It's Toby Maguire's birthday. He's forty nine. You got the

(01:39:33):
director J. J. Abrams,who is fifty eighth. Yeah, Dorky
Neville Longbottom and the Harry Potter movies. Matthew Lewis is the actor's name.
He's thirty five years old. Yougot Drake Bell from Drake and Josh,
who was thirty eight. A lotof Masterson who is Tara on The Walking
Dead thirty six, Madden and Sweeten. This was a raised daughter ally on

(01:39:55):
Everybody Loves Raymond. I love thatshow. Do you ever watch that show?
In about Oh my mom loves thatshow. It's a mom show.
Yeah. Not at the time itwasn't cool. Is it streaming anywhere because
I have been wanting to start it. I think it's on Paramount. Yeah.
Madeline Sweden is thirty three. Ijust love the parents. I love

(01:40:15):
the dynamic between you know, theyou know, the brother Robert Robert,
I like, so, yeah,de bah, I gotta go to the
bathroom, Alan sw Yeah, oneof those kids died. Classic lines.
Yeah yeah, b that's that's justthe one of the one line I do,
and I do the Ray Romano impressionsevery time. It led over time.

(01:40:38):
Yeah, de Borh, I gottago to the bathroom. Y yeah.
Mom. Ed Westwick who was onGossip Grown Up No Idea thirty seven
years old on Gossip Girl. Yeah. And then Chloe Kardashian is forty years

(01:40:58):
old today. Law, we we'regonna go to the room. What girls
that you your porn of birthday todayis Chloe Capri and today's birthday girl has
truly mastered the art of leg spreadingfor money, of course, and that's
all thanks to the work she's done. In six eighty two Final Poice,
she was in Too Horny to Sleep. We've all been there. She was

(01:41:23):
banging out the dense volume one,My Pie Tastes Better Volume two, she
was fantastic and panty sniffing Valentine Slutalso Squirt Extravaganza Volume four, and who
can forget her unforgettable role in GirlScout Nookies Volume three, That is Chloe

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Capri. I I was twenty sevenyears old today, and that is your
porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning.
Look at what is just happening inthe world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show. We're gonna take aquick break, more winning show next,
hang up the Woody Show. Boilerwouldn't approve the wood Show. All right,

(01:42:08):
Well we are wrap it up andgetting the hell out of here,
and everybody, Oh yeah, it'sgoing to do it for a Thursday.
Check out the full show podcast.Just hit up the woodieshow dot com something
that it's kind of cool on theiheartradiop. I realized that you can do.
I was just sending something podcast thatI was listening to, and I
was like putting the timecode just inthe text, like, oh hey,

(01:42:31):
fast forward to this point of thispodcast. And then I realized later that
while you're listening to the podcast,if you just hit pause while you're listening
and you want to send that thatpart right there to somebody, you just
hit send at the top, likeshare when you paused it. Yeah,
so like if I send it toyou Greg, it would show up and
it would start playing right at thepoint where I wanted you to be Okay,

(01:42:54):
I have no idea. You wouldhave to tell everybody like, oh,
fast forward thirty four minutes. Yeah, So like today, if you
wanted to check out, you know, the the great debate that Don't Say
or h which we did earlier thismorning, which is on the podcast,
and you get to that point ofthe podcast you're like, oh my god,
I'm gonna tell all my friends andfamily about the Woody Show and how
you know funny this was. Youwould just get to that point in the

(01:43:16):
podcast and then hit pause and thenshare and send it to whoever you want,
and when they click the link,it'll take them right to that point
in the podcast. That's awesome.That's cool. It's really cool. I
had no idea did that anyway,So that's on there that Don't Say or
The Employee of the Month has beencrowned for June twenty twenty four. See
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more all in there on the Thursdaypodcast at the Woodyshow dot com. Between
now and the next time we meet, you can always get us on the
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us their social media platform of yourchoice search for us at the Woody Show.
Uh, that's all I got.Menas Sammy SeaBASS, anything you'd like
to add, No Greg Gory partingwords of wisdom please? Yeah. Today,
we have a pro tip for everybody. The most you should ever spend
on a bottle of wine is aboutthirty minutes. See, because everybody thought

(01:44:25):
you were gonna say, like somekind of dollar amount, see, which
I'm never sure about. Yeah,I don't. I get that you don't
have to spend a ton of money. No, but then I worry about
spending too little and it's gonna suck, like you know, it's gonna be
some really crappy quality wine. Ihave this weird fear that anytime I get
a bottle of wine and bring itsomewhere, they are somehow a wine expert

(01:44:45):
and know how much you paid forYes, yeah, just like ten to
twenty bucks. It's perfect. Yeahyeah, all right, Well, thank
you very much, Greg Gory,you got it. Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some ofyour value time this morning. You know
we love it, appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys could
suck it and we'll catch you backhere tomorrow. Have a great day.

(01:45:06):
SMD Doblem I quit this bitch.