The Woody Show June 29th 2023 Podcast

Firework or Porno, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Show. It's the Woody Show.Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

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Hey, good morning everybody, Moodyand it is a Thursday morning. It's
a pre Friday. It's June totwenty ninth, twenty twenty three. Hello,
welcome, Thank you for being heregiving us some of your valuable time
this morning. We are the WoodyShow. Yeah, I'm Woody. That's
Ravels. There's Greg Gory Menace ishere. What is up, Woody?

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at the Woody Show on Instagram andTwitter or on Facebook, Facebook dot com
slash the Woody Show. There isSemass. Yeah, we've got Sammy,
Good morning. Bork and Caroline arehere, Morgan is here, Vaughan is
here, and of course you canbe part of the show as well.
Topic contest. Whatever you got eightseven seven forty four Woody is the number

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two call. That's eight seven sevenforty four Woody, or you can hit
us up with the text over totwo two nine eight seven covered up a
little bit later on this morning.It's a dumbass contest going into the holiday
weekend? Is it a firework oran adult movie? A porno? Okay,
very difficult. Yeah, So it'sour annual round of firework or porno.

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Some of the trending news headlines.We've got a brand new redneck news.
Raby's got nerd out before the Hour'sup, That and more here on
your Thursday Morning on the Woody showing. Today's Caroline's birthday by you know,
all right, does anybody remember howold she is? Twenty? I think
twenty three turning. I was gonnasay, she's twenty three, what would

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that make her this year? Yet? Does Sammy know it? I think
the answer is just Ray just well, Happy birthday, Caroline yay uh Sea
bass was. I'm not familiar withthe story, but I guess there's some
controversy of you know, holiday weekendpeople travel and stuff like that. But
I got all those cancelations. Ihad some friends. They had gone to

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Italy for a vacation. They cameback. They got stranded in New Jersey
at Newark Airport for four days becauseit was one of those deals like you
and the Ravy experience, where itwas like delay, delay, delay,
cancel. I has happened to metwice now. And the third delay I'm
like, I know this is Wait, were they not taking a direct flight
home? What? No? Becausethey went from Italy to Newark, Newark

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down to where they live in Florida. That was the plan A last okay,
so um anyway, um delayed delay, delay cancel. All right,
we'll get you on this other flightdelayed to lay, get canceled, come
back tomorrow. First flight of themorning, delayed delay to lay cancel this
one on into the fourth day,and after that first one delayed to de
lay Cancel. On that fourth day, they're like effort. They rented a

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rental car and they drove from Newarkand they lived down by like I mean
way south in the southern Florida,Allywood, Florida, where a hard rock
like a guitarist nice. I mean, they're they're way down there, so
I mean it was it was quitethe trip. Oh god, I bet
they wish they did. It lookedmiserable. They said, worst vacation ever,
because I was watching all the stuffon Instagram and it looked like they
were having a great time. I'msure Italy rules. And then they looked

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there's like hammered veal. By thetime it was all said and done,
where it's Oh, the last timethis happened to me? Was I the
same thing to later Delia Cancel.I get a hotel, luckily at the
airports, one of the airports thathas one on the that's cool. I
wake up early next morning, sixthirty flags. I gotta get out fast
because I don't want it to sthappen to me again. And here's a

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guy just in the lobby of thehotel, absolutely passed out of sleep with
like his six year old boys nextto him. Because the hotel had all
these cancelations, I booked my assover their asap, got one of the
last rooms. This guy not solucky in the floor of the lot.
I slept on the floor of thePittsburgh International Airport right in front of the
herds counter one time because my flightgot in just after they had closed,

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so I couldn't get a rental car. I was too poor for a taxi.
I'd know their real option. Therewas a hotel there that I couldn't
afford, so I slept on thefloor, but my backpack down used that
as a pillow on that dirty assfloor waiting for them. Because by the
time I got in it was liketwo o'clock in the morning. They were
gonna open up again at five am. Wow, And I just slept there.

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I look at it every time I'min the airport now, if i'd
go through the airport plaque up there. Times have changed a couple pieces of
food related news. Sorry sorry Ihad. A social media person has gone
viral for something we have discussed beforehere on The Woody Show. The Southwest

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Airlines wheelchair scammers So what he didis he posted a photo of like twenty
something wheelchairs lined up to board theSouthwest Place. Obviously Southwest, Noah signed
seating, So if you have thepreferred or assist its seating. I had
a time I forget what exactly theycall it, but you know you've got
your wheelchair and oh, by theway, not only you on your wheelchair
that you don't need, you've gotfour or five chair to escort you.

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So the first ten rows the bestrows of a south besides the exit row,
which they're not allowed to sit in. They're not in the southwest side.
Anybody who pre boards is not allowedto sit in the exit row right
now. So the first ten nicerows though, or maybe you wanted to
sit there, it's all these wheelchairsammers. So he has this photo and
people were like, oh, howdare you shame these people in the chairs?
Well he says, well, yeah, look at the twenty people in
these chairs. When we got offthere were three chairs. Yeah, because

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they didn't need obviously, but theyknew all. And then Southwest replied to
him on his tweet threads saying,we're sorry, but we have to according
to So it's so regular they can'tsay anything. Yeah, I want to
say I need assistance, like mySouthwest flights these days is good twenty twenty
five people that are pre boarding becauseI do like what he did. It

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does and I'll get the like giveme to the extra A one through A
fifteen boarding And yeah, I walkedby all those rows full of these lying
scammers and their families who don't needto be there. I witnessed this.
I was leaving Cancoon. This isa couple of years ago. I saw
the family. I was walking behindthem to my gate, which was very
far from where you checked in.And then when it came time to board,
they put the mom in a wheelchairthat she did not need. She

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walked through the whole airport but almostpulled like a Cartnark's like a like a
wheelchair. Was about to say somethinglike you are such a scammer, and
then the daughter approached me and shesaid, I just want to let you
know I love the Woody Show.I thought, well, then as I
was about to go, then whatit made sense. I'm like, wow,

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that's very Greg. Ye, that'strue. I was about to say
you are such Actually it's just GregGory. It's just Greg at trend ready
on Twitter if you want to seethis unfold and all the scammers being called
again called out on it. Butagain there's nothing legally because these stupid rules
have been put in place to anybodycould do about it. But I mean,
what can you do even if you'relike, how, like, how

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do you change that? You gottawell, is there anything you gotta go
to the whatever board or whatever,you know, government bureaucracy, Like what
would the rule be like, howwould you prove that you would need I
mean, I guess you got tobring your handicapped placard from the car,
But then again it's probably hanging onthe desk. Even people use those don't
have the time meet him sometime.There was a cartnarks video you posted recently,
This guy in a pickup trucks arguingwith you walking around the car or

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walking around the truck like crazy.He's parked in the handicapp spot, not
at all handicapped, because he's aboutto run after Sea bass, right,
so what's your handicap? And heleft the cart in the spot, of
course, And that happened so manytimes with and it's it's a big bone
of contention. I'm on Cartnarks videosbecause I do bust and people say,
oh, you need to leave themalone, Like, no, I don't
look at them walking all around.Yeah yeah, but you don't know,

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Yes I do. This guy basicallyskipped to oh to the car, yeah,
you know, and he was justrefusing what The other part about Cartnarks
that I like on those videos islike SeaBASS going on and on arguing with
these people and uh, that's carryingout while a bunch of other people are
just standing around, like recording thewhole thing on their phone. It's like

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an audience yeah, studio. Neverthe hell they because it's gotten should be
such, you know as a it'sa it's the ACAA. It's the Air
Carrier Access Act. Uh, that'sthat's what they're dealing with. And because
this act is out there and youcan't go after the act and try to
because they'll say, you're attacking peoplewith disabilities. Now we're attacking these fakers.
You know they should do They havea random test where like every couple

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of people, they dump them outof the chair to see if they jump
to their feet. Yeah, ifyou hit the floor of the thud and
then you go I'm sorry, andyou give them a free volture or something
like that. He's some drink tickets, yeah, for your next flight tickets.
But if they land on their feetlike a cat, you go all
right back of the line. Youkick them right to the back. No
fly list. Yeah, well it'sa little dirty, rotten scoundrels. Test
when Steve Martin was in the wheelchairs, you just start whacking them on the

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knee with the or the other thingis too that you could say, like
all right, you could board,but you can't sit in the exit row.
Oh yeah, there's all you wouldsee. There's three there's six total
front row seats, right, sothose are open to those people because nobody
wants bulkhead anyway. I think sucks. And that's why Southwest boarding process rose
two, two through ten. Youcannot sit. You can do row eleven

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through the exit row, I say, throwing the back of the plane.
Right in the back of the plane, like, well, yeah, your
wheelchair can make them back there.Kidding they get like one of those like
aisle with wheelchairs. They can bringthem back and I would maybe get again.
But but the whole thing, whatis the family doing? I mean,
that would make sense though, becausethey always have to wait until everybody
gets off the plane. Anyways,Yeah, it would work all right.

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Well, we gotta take a break. No time for the food, dude,
I know we have a we havea schedule. We'll get to it
later, I promise, it isthe Woody Show. Will be right back.
Exactly what is this the Woody Show? And we are into another hour

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of insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. It is a Thursday morning.
It's June the twenty nine, twentytwenty three. Gray, there's sammy morning.
We got bored. We got thebirthday girl. Carolines are birthday right,
Caroline? Twenty so old? Yeah, crapping that was the thing when

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you were twenty five, Like youdid feel so grown up. Yeah,
you know, you felt like alittle jit, totally adult. But now
looking back at it's like, uhhuh. When I was twenty five,
I was still making up games withthe ball. I know, let's kick
the ball and up against the walland see who can't let it hit the
ground. I used to piss meoff because I, like, I started

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in this career so early. Iwas always one of the youngest people,
the youngest person at least the peoplewho were full time on the air,
and they go, wait a minute, how old are you? And I
go twenty four. They go,oh, you're just a pop and that
would kiss me off, right,Like, well, this pup has the
same job as you do. Yeah, so but now nine a booboo,

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Caroline, you're just a h It'sjust a pup. Yeah. I think
about how great it would be tobe twenty five rip how easily where he
Higan? Hey, yeah, soit's your producer. Vaughn is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven fortyfour wood that's eight seven seven forty four
Woody. We had three birthdays hererecently, so we had three cakes.

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Today there's one birthday, but there'sstill three cakes. We've established a new
baseline. Apathetic is that I wantedto I mean they're smaller. I just
wanted a variety to make sure Ididn't want to go all in on one
cake. That's what Sammy said.Yeah, she said, you know,
Menis wanted variety, and so yeah, so I went with the German chocolate
cake. I want with the coconutcake. And then that cake that looks

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like a cactus cake. Yeah,I don't know what that is. But
mystery can't find out now. Arethese also from the grocery store? Yes,
because the same place I got thelast one. They were good last
time, really good. Yeah,Surprisingly for grocery store cake and wall they're
fat free. Oh yeah, yeah, because it's smaller ports right now,
the fancy cactus cake that was theone that was behind the glass, and

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the other smaller cakes are the grabbinggoes. So obviously a very busy travel
weekend. Are you planning to getout of town for the holiday. Fifty
point seven million people are expected totravel at least fifty miles from home.
Forty three million people will be driving, four point two millions are gonna fly,

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three point four million will travel eitherby bus, cruise, or train.
And if you're driving, Triple Asays the absolute worst time to travel
is tomorrow between ten am and fivepm, and the best times are generally
either very early or very late.But Triple A does not expect Sunday or
Monday to be any different than usual. Well, they say that it was

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already super busy. Yeah, well, I mean the flights are a mess
right there, son, Twenty eightthousand cancelations yesterday, Yeah wow, Yeah,
they're staffing shortages, airline capacity downten percent compared to the second quarter
of last year. And the UnitedCEO is blaming the FAA for their problems,

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saying that the fa frankly failed us, and which is why you have
all these these delays. But theywere legit weather delays, right because there
was like weather. They went fromMinnesota all the way down to basically Florida
and which is and just move aneast. So if you were traveling anywhere
or coming from the east, theplane that you were waiting just a mess.
They're still trying to get people rescheduledand everything else. Then you compile

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that or compound that, I shouldsay, with the the staffing shortages they
have to deal with and the rulesabout well, okay, well these people
are available to work, but they'reonly allowed to work. There had to
like a required amount of time betweenyou know, this shift and the next
shift. And and there are weirdrules too. I have a friend who's
a flight attendant, and if oneflight attendant is late, it could grew

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up the whole flight because they haveto be on board while you're boarding,
right, all of them? Right? Really? Yeah, So if there's
four crew members and one is late. You can't even start boarding yet.
Why they have to be on theplane and uh, you're went in to
the pilot to get there, requirestaffing. I think the pilot should be
required to be on the plane.Stupid rule, like getting ready, doing

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all the knobs and switches and everythingelse, looking through their books. And
so I think what she said wassometimes they'll just take somebody who's on a
different flight. They'll be on boardwhile they board and then swap here's a
hot here's a question. Uh,why do airlines still use the old printer
paper that has the holes on theside that you remember that you remember matrix?

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Yeah, I know, got toflip that little because you always see
them like they walk on the planeto do their last minute check before they
close the door and everybody takes off. Yeah. I always said it's all
folded up like a scroll kind of. Somebody brought that out before, and
I forgot what they said, probablybecause it's like super grabb and go maybe
oh no, no, no,he's grabbing. No no, actually,

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uh they said, because it makescopies. You know, on the back
of it, it's like three layers, right, so there's like, oh,
like triple kit yeah, okay,carbon cops. So they're using carbon
too. Yeah, apparently that's oldschool. Yeah, I couldn't just like
have a couple that are digital ifyou need them out, like how you
get your bank statements now or whatever, and then the one they take down

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to the plane to make sure,you know, and is on the planet
here. Yeah, gotta be abetter way. Yeah, I mean,
the pilots don't have to carry thosebig briefcases anymore. They used to.
They had like all the flight stuffand uh, you know, there was
all this stuff that pilots were required. Now it's all on iPads, which
is pretty cool. Yeah, butthe briefcase made them look so much cooler.

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Yeah, So officials dragging at allover the words high and a briefcase.
Yeah, well we got Is ita firework? Actually? Know what?
I have an option for you,okay, which I forgot that we
had. We can do is ita firework or an adult movie? Or
is it a firework or a sextoy? Because that's the other thing that

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it works really well for the names. If you've ever gone and bought fireworks
exactly, and you look at thename, you're like, wow, that
could easily be a porn sexual yeah, or for a sex toy. It's
even harder when it's sex toy.Yeah. Or do we agree or do
we give people an option? Ohyeah? Or like yeah yeah, Like

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so when we get you on thephone, you could tell us which one
you'd rather. Yeah. Maybe you'remore well versed in sex toy. Yeah,
yeah, maybe you're you just knowright exactly? Yep, got it.
Yeah. It's like when I seegarbage pill kids yet in the store.
Need it? Yeah, Harry Potterstuff, Yep, got it,

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got it, dragon egg, gotit, got it? I knew about
it. Got it. This reallycool one, got it? So that's
really cool? God, but gotit exactly? How did you hear the
guy who does the voice for thesorting got it? Got it? Shut
up? Got it? Stop boringso old? But yeah, Well,

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we'll give you a choice if youwant to play. We'll get a few
people lined up here. You cancall now. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woody is the number. It's eightseven seven forty four, Woody.
Your choice is it a firework orporno? Or is it a firework or
sex toy? How exciting choices.I'm gonna horn all right, eight seven
seven forty four wood He call nowla la la la, la, la

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la la. All right, welcomeback a ribandi and ready for a dumb
ass contest as get into the holidayweekend. Let's play is it is it
a firework? Or all right?Eight seven seven forty food it's eight seven

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seven forty four wood Now we're givingyou a choice here. We decided before
the break you can either play isit a firework or porno? Or is
it a firework or a sex toy? Because if you've ever looked at the
names of the fireworks that you couldbuy the big stuff down to the little
stuff, they have names that couldvery easily be sex toys or pornos.

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And right, eight seven seven fortyfour eight seven seven forty four woody,
I finally had some like patriotic musichere, all right, I'm sure,
yeah, celebrate. Let's say Ihave patriotic I don't know, all right,
I don't know. I don't havetime to look for it either.
Thought would do radio in America,But okay, yeah, well we are

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international. We are. It's aninternational show, you guys. We were
on in literally every country through AFNand that's like so every every army Navy,
any military base, any base establishment, uh, consulate, Yeah,
all the Navy ships, like theyhave their own you know, um media

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service for television and radio, andwe're on their radio American Forces Network and
uh and so we're on the we'reon the Freedom channels. Right, So
anybody who's out there serving, it'slike a little taste of home, right,
they get to hear you know,like a show and it's on the
morning in the morning, so theytime shifted depending on where the planet they're

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listening, so that when they wakeup in the morning they can hear a
show that just you know, kindof sounds like home. So that we
don't make any money on that.Nobody's you know, charging anything or whatever.
It's like our way of being ableto contribute because we couldn't do what
they do, and you know,and uh and so yeah, so we're
international, we're in we're in allthese different all every country on the planet,

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including Canada. We're on in CanadaFreak ninety point five in Peterborough,
Ontario. And so yeah, sohow dare you menace being dare? Yeah,
it's it's not just radio in America. You just listen a bunch of
stuff that we do for America.Yeah, I mean that I said,
but it's on all countries eight sevenseven forty four, seven seven forty four.

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What do you. Let's say helloto our first contestant. Everybody say
hi to Erica. Good morning Erica. All right, so good morning,
good morning. All right, Soyou have a you have a choice here
do you want to play? Isit a firework or porno? Or is
it a firework or adult toy?We're gonna go all right, she feels

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better about port of every go.Oh nice, thank you? What a
relief. Just wouldn't hit the same, you know, now I feel it?
Yeah? Yeah, all right,here we go, uh, ring
of fire ring, oh fire?Is that a porno or a firework work?
Erica? Shoot, um, We'regonna go fireworks. That is a

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porno? Yeah yeah, all right, you gotta get two out of three?
All right? Next up? Isit a firework or an adult movie?
Bahama, mama. Oh, let'ssee. I want to say I'd
want to say firework, but I'mgonna go porno on that one. That
is a firework man. Yeah.Yeah, I'm sorry about that, Erica,

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But thank you so much for listeningto the woody show. We appreciate
it. No, I appreciate you, guys. Thanks apparently. Yeah,
yeah, you should go to USkyler. Hey, good morning, Skylar
Skyler, good morning, good morning. A right, do you want to
play? Is it a fireworker pornoor fireworker sex one? Uh? Fireworker

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porno, fireworker porno? Al right? Next up, Bangathon Bangathon? Is
that the firework or a porno?Definitely? That is a porno, all
right, Skyler. Next up,Jungle Night, Jungle Night. Is that

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a firework or a porno? Orthat is a firework? Wow? Hell
yeah, all right Skyler, hangon one second, we'll get all your
information. Thank you for listening tothe wood Show. All right, hang
on, let's go to uh Donald. Good morning, Donald, Good morning,

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guys, good morning. All right, So do you want to play?
Is it a firework or porno?Or is it a firework or a
sex toy? I'll try fireworking pornoporno. It's a very popular. All
right, fire works down too muchlike sex toys anyway, so you know,
yeah, all right, thank youDonald. Here we go, three
sheets to the wind, Three sheetsto the wind. Is that a firework

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or a porno? That's a porno? Three sheets of the wind is a
firework, all right, he wasso confident. Let's see, no,
not really. Here we go fireworkerporno, night hunters, night hunters.

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That's a pinto that very confident.That is a porno, all right,
all right, make or break donaldfirework or porno pop stars. M that's
a point that my friend is agood day, godspeed. He's all chatting

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until he loses. Let's go toa Hayden Haying morning. Hayden, Hi,
Hayden, good morning, good morning. All right, So fireworker porno
or fireworker sex toy. Well,everybody's been going with porno, so I'm
gonna go with sex toys, sextoy, alrighty like the guy who changes
it up like that, a littlevariety, right, all right, here
we go, Hayden. Is ita firework or a sex toy? Sweet

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and blow? Sweet and blow?Firework or sex toy. We're gonna go
with fireworks that is an adult toy? Yeah about all right? I get
one of those. Is it afirework or a sex toy? Shotgun,
wedding firework that is an adult toy? Round? Yeah, all right,

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heydon, thank you for listening tothe Woody Show. We appreciate it,
man, I know right doing peopledirty Joe? Hello Joe, Joe,
Hello, good morning, good morning? All right? Playing is it a
firework or sex toy? Is ita firework or porno? Which one do
you want to go with? Fireworkerporno? For fireworker porno? All right,
here we go. Uh. Thefirst title is by scream b I

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scream by scream that it would bea porno. I'm trying to give you
an easy one here. Light.I don't like when all these people lose.
All right, next one up,dirty dancing. Is that a firework
or a porno? That would bea firework? That would be a firework?

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All right. I think if itwas a porno, they would have
gotten suit heck yeah, oh yeah, all right, hang on one second,
man, we'll get all your information. Thank you for to the Woody
Show. Let's go to uh Jim, Hey, good morning, Jim,
Jim, bring morning him? Allright? Do you want to play fireworker
porno or fireworker sex toys? Allright, here, we got it.

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Let's see. Uh is it afirework or sex toy? Bot a bing
bott a boom. I can saythat's a toy, that it would be
a firework, that would be theperfect firework game. All right. Next
up the punisher. Punisher, that'sdefinitely a toy. The punisher is an

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adult toy. Good guys, andwho looks a thing goes yeah, yeah,
I'm looking for Yeah, all right, here we go make or break?
Is it a firework or a sextoy? The big entry, the
big I think that's a toy aswell. That would be a firework.

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What the heck? Damn sorry,jacks Man, damn it, damn it,
Jim. That's a tough game though, if you do one more,
all right, I try to goout on a higher note. Yeah,
so this is it one way orthe other? Class one. Let's go
to Doug, Doug, Doug,how's it going? You know, Doug?

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Do you want to play? Isit a firework or a porno or
firework or a sex toy? Uh? Firework and sex toy? Fireworks?
Se al right? Uh? Commenttwo? Comment too? Is that a
firework or a sex toy? Doug? I'm gonna say firework. That would

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be an adult toy now, yeah, would have made the same guess.
All right, all right, you'restill alive in the game. Is it
a firework or a sex toy,golden shower, golden shower, golden shower.
I'm gonna say firework, that wouldbe a firework. Yeah, all

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right, and uh let's see here, make or break people pleaser? Is
that a firework or a sex toy? People pleaser? That would be a
firework? Yeah. Yeah, It'slike Sha took a hard all on this.

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Yeah, sorry, Doug, damn, damn. I would have made
the same contestants two winners. That'sabout the average for this game. That's
true, it's hard. Yeah,that's more prices for people later on.
Adam, Oh, getting crazy,let's get wild, all right? All

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right, here we go believe onemore yeahs, then we'll be out of
time. All right, Adam,do you want to play a firework or
porno? Or firework or sex toy? It sounds like we've got an even
number on both right now, soyou guys go ahead, all right,
so we'll give it to Greg.Greg your choice. Let's go porno.

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All right. Let's see here,Adam, is it a firework or a
porno? Whoo hoo, wo whoo? Who is that a firework or porno?
Let men go ahead and say fireworkthat would be a firework. All

(30:48):
right, come on next up atthe ready? At the ready? Is
that a firework or a porno?Who? Man, they're tough. Um,
can we go with firework again?Show me firework? We're in another

(31:10):
make or break situation. M Mall right, here we go, last
one. Is it a firework orporno? Random action? Definitely? Definitely
confidence random action is a fireworks.I know. I'm sorry. Many appreciate

(31:45):
you. There's there's adam everybody,and that's how you play. Two more
players. Come on? The fireworkor sex? Gez always difficult? All
right? What more? What heshows next? Either way, Raby,
We'll tell you her deepest, darkestsecrets. I'll tell you what it's not.

(32:06):
It's nothing sexually coming out. Itslebian. I'm waiting for that announcement
for show. We'll be right backthis. If you know what I'm saying,
Well, while you're busy getting yourselfto work today, be a productive

(32:30):
member of society. There's this Italianprofessor who was absent for twenty of her
twenty four year career. Okay,and got a paycheck and they finally were
able to fire her. Wow.Sinceia Pauluni de Leo, She's well known

(32:53):
in Venice for managing to miss somuch work and yet still get paid.
The Ministry of Education made several attemptsto fire her over the years, but
this lazy, scamming c word alwayscame up with documents that justified her absence,
like maternity leave and then time offto help a disabled family member and

(33:15):
all. She filed more than onehundred excuses over the last twenty years,
and she finally got fired, andshe's planning to file an appeal. But
she told the local news quote,right now, I'm at the beach.
Oh I get back, Let meget back, oh man twenty years.

(33:37):
She was a professor for twenty fouryears, twenty of which she was absent
and got paid in those twenty years. There are some people that make not
going to work their work, yes, how stupid, absolutely want so badly
to Well, here's what's frustrating.I've been fired a number of times over

(33:58):
the years. You know, um, sometimes it was my fault, sometimes
not. Sometimes like station flips format, so you know whatever, yeah new
ownership or yeah, whatever the casemay be. The other times, like
where the things I did get firedfor weren't even that bad, Like I
had the best of intentions. Itjust went sideways. It happens when you're
living on the edge, guys.Yeah, especially when you're younger, a

(34:22):
little bit more reckless. You stilllearn how to play the game and everything
else. But I did, Ireally did have. It wasn't like I
was just telling everybody to go ffthemselves. I do what I want,
you know. It was never likethat. Yeah, Ray's been involved in
those with with with me. Yeahanyway, Um, what's so what's frustrating
is that something like me or youknow, other people, they'll get fired

(34:46):
for something really dumb, you know, like that it is that even fireable,
you know. And meanwhile there's thisor the guy that I was working
with who took his company issued laptopto the pawn shop. The guy was
a straight up Yeah, he kepthis job for years years dead now,

(35:07):
yeah, but yeah, he kepthis job for years. Like It's like
a dude who worked at a lawfirm as a paralegal and they came into
the office one weekend and they foundout he had been living in the office
because he was a heroin addict andcouldn't afford apartment, and he had been
stealing from the firm. Still stillhas the job. He still has the

(35:30):
job, dude. There are peoplearound here who I'm like, are you
when's the last time you worked afive day work week? Yeah? They're
always sick. There's always like allright, so like one day you've worked
a full month. I'm not evegonna say you know which station because we
have a number of stations in ourbuilding, but like, uh, you

(35:51):
know, these are on air people. You're on the air for four sometimes
five, but this person's on theair for four hours. That's the all
time you were able to get adentist deployment. Yep, you got all
day long and right when your showstarts is when that's the only time you
ever have a doctor's appointment, adentist deployment. So what do you do.

(36:14):
It's not like you come to workingyou have a half day. No,
no, no, you've already missedyour shift, so you got to
take that day off. I gota doctor. You can't schedule that any
other time. The rest of usseem to manage how to do it.
But this is the same person.It's like always like Monday or Friday too,
that they're that they're sick. They'llbe sick Monday Tuesday, Wednesday,

(36:35):
they'll rally for Thursday only to beoff Friday because they already had a planned
vacation. And yet there are otherpeople who are working really hard, they're
doing their thing, and one littlescrew up on their part people lose it.
Yeah, and and they get suspendedor they get fired or whatever.
I'm like, and they always go, well, you know, if we

(36:58):
don't, if you don't cut thematch for the four oh one k,
we're gonna have to let some peoplego. I'm like, I've got a
list. Yeah, you want it, you want the list? Yeah,
I got a list about this longyep of people. They can easily go.
You won't miss them because they're neverhere. Yeah, Or they're here
and they're pretending to work. Youknow, they're not really doing anything.

(37:19):
I don't I've seen this person fornine years that i've worked here. I
couldn't tell you what they do.What do they do walk around there?
Yeah, they're never working. I'venever been in a meeting where they were
involved and it was like, oh, well this the person heading it up.
Nope, not even as part ofa brainstorm. I've never seen them
involved in anything. And yet herethey are so look before you start,

(37:40):
you know, cutting the match onthe four oh one ks or whatever,
get my list. Let's let's paredown some of these losers and these do
nothings. Yep, this woman twentyyears, got paid twenty years. They
tried to fire or embarrassing nothing.How difficult is it to fire somebody?
It didn't seemed that difficult when itwas me, right, yeah, real

(38:04):
easy, get out all right?Now you have to like murder a puppy.
I don't get it. Unbelievable,man, I fire her? How
would you have any pride? Butthey don't. He's got the beat.
Yeah, that's not worried about it. Look all these videos and people are
just like they're standing in the storeunder no kind of urgency, just stealing
everything. They're not even worried aboutlike anybody like videotaping them or what are

(38:28):
you trying to get away quickly?Because why no pride? There no pride,
and you take pleasure and that stuffyou stole eight seven seven forty four,
Woody hit us up of the textover to two two nine eight seven,
got some more. Woody showed nexthang up steel right back. All

(38:52):
right, we're into another new hour. I be in sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Thursday morning. It's June the twenty ninth. Greg,
course, what up, there's seabass, there's Sammy phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four.Wooding Text over to two two nine eighty

(39:13):
seven to see the pictures of themwith the recovered remains of that sub I
did. Yeah, they were pullingthat. They had a lot more of
it than I thought. They wereway more intact. Yeah, they put
white sheets over it. Yeah.And now, of course that all the
conspiracy theories begin, because like peopleare like, looks like all the wires
are still intact, and blah blahblah blah blah, and all these guys
who are scientists and you know,people who deal with underwater you know,

(39:38):
uh stuff all the time, likeyou know, subtexts and things like that
explaining how this stuff really works.It's not it's not an explosion with a
fire, So yeah, you're underwater. Was it vaporized and dedud? Anyway?
The US Coast Guard announced that presumedhuman remains were also pulled from the
dice. Yeah. I mean Idon't know how solid material would be,

(40:00):
but yeah, bones here, Yeah, yeah, but they're gonna do a
formal analysis of those remains, anduh yeah, they're gonna you know,
just look see what I mean,they know what happened, but I guess
they want to know more about likewhy, I don't know, it's too
cold to say that seems like awaste of money time. I guess you

(40:22):
know what happened. It was specificallylike it'd be interesting in an engineering perspective
to see exactly where the failure was. Yeah, and also for going forward,
like we're gonna still do these things. Yeah, I mean, so
you take these things and hey,you know, five people died, we
might as well learn something from itother than well, don't do that.
Well. But the thing is we'veas we've said, James Camer's been down

(40:43):
there a billion times and other people. It's like someone said, hey,
we got these safe cars out here. You know what I do make a
different car. Yeah, But Imean they always like that there's a plane
that crashes or whatever, they stilllook and investigate and they still need not
need interesting. Yeah, cool,yeah they out Yeah. By the way,
I'm looking on TV right now,they're showing did you see this?

(41:05):
Oh yeah, Greg, Oh Ididn't the plane that landed at the Charlotte
Airport with no front landing gear intome. Check it out, man,
the slides out right, jealous.You know it's not from like a really
hide that's barely sliding, barely slidingclapping, which I will give him credit.
Okay, that's that's a reason theclass one time to plane lands because

(41:27):
you're okay, Yeah, so itdidn't deploy. I thought they had a
way to kind of like manually,like if it doesn't automatically come down.
I thought they had a way tolike frank it down or yeah, I
think they like down there, downyou send somebody outside. Yeah, you
just harness yourself and then just harnessthe biggest flight attendant. Yeah, I'm
sorry, serious to jump on itand h Thanks to bud Light's poor marketing

(41:52):
choices, it's resulting in free beerfor your holiday weekend get together. They
figured what better way to get ridof all this eight beer inventory and hopefully
get back in the good graces ofthe buying public than a free beer offer.
Okay, so to get it,you got to purchase a fifteen pack
of bud Light, Budweiser, budSelect or Budweiser Select fifty five, you're

(42:14):
gonna get a fifteen dollars rebate.And in a lot of areas they say
the majority of the air, likeover the fifteen pack is fifteen dollars or
less, so you might make acouple of bucks. Wow. The rebate's
good for purchases made between now andJuly eighth, and the rebate will be
in the form of a prepaid digitalcard. Okay, you'll get in four

(42:34):
months whatever. I mean. Like, but like, man, big holiday
weekend, huge beer sale weekend,and they're given away. Yeah, a
bunch of beer. Good. I'mglad they're not. I saw bud Light
ad yesterday in like the group ofpeople drinking bud Light. We're at a
country festival. The country music isblaring and then it starts to rain.

(42:55):
Yeah, but it's like everything's okaybecause we're at a country festival and we're
drinking bud Light, so let itrain. Yeah yeah, yeah, no
rainbow after that rain. Now that'sright. It was like very muddy in
America. Oh yeah, by Isaw the They're they're doing another big campaign

(43:16):
where they're focusing on their employees.Oh yeah, no, look if yeah,
if not drinking our pier. Lookwe're doing to our employees out.
Yeah, they're doing stuff like that. And I saw that they officially fired
the two marketing people they were onreally yeah, they were on on leave
for this whole time, and nowthey're officially I mean, you knew they

(43:37):
weren't coming back. Oh hell no, yeah, hell no. But yeah,
there you go. So get afifteen pack of one of those Budwiser
bud Light products. Get yourself.You got to send the rebate in.
I wonder how many people like justnever send it in. Well, I
do you have to send it inor do you just do it on a
website? Because way, you gotto redeem it, right. Yeah,
and half the time people forget Lookat the people that buy these lottery tickets

(43:59):
and they're trying to find the personwho's waiting on the forty million dollars ticket
that's out there in the wind.Safe to say most people don't because that's
why they offer rebates, because theyknow they won't do it. Yeah,
good point. Instead of just here'syour beer, people hear it with all
the intention of doing so they buythe beer and so maybe they'll spike a
little bit. I see what they'redoing. They're counting on you not to
turn the rebate in, turn itin? Why not? He bass does

(44:23):
that for stuff he didn't even buy. Allegedly, it's called class action because
class people. Yeah, there's someclass action lawsuit against like, you know
whatever it was Chicken of the Seaor whatever was Schooner or two or whatever
the hell. It was class actions. And then just you know, the
last month or whatever stuff, hegot a couple of free cans of two

(44:47):
and then he was all pumped.Pretty cool, Yeah, pretty good.
We got a brand new redneck news. So what do you show in your
house? Became a fixer rubber afteryou bought it? And today's redneck News
is from Lake County, Florida,where you got this thirty six year old

(45:07):
lady. Her name is Gizelle Robinson, and the cops got a call about
her after she had walked into thelocal Dollar General wearing nothing but a towel
that was just loosely wrapped around herbody. She had a canifore loco in
her hand, and according to witnesses, she had just finished allowing a couple
of kids to take pictures in videoof her naked outside in the Dollar General.

(45:28):
Parking nice, I would want todo that. Oh yeah, well
the whole story. So the copsthey arrived, they talked to the kids,
who said that they saw her leavingthe nearby circle k and she had
walked over to where they were inthe Dollar General parking lot, and she
asked them for a lighter. Hey, kids, got a lighter, and
according to the police report, whenthey said they didn't have one, the
kids started recording video of her becauseshe's crazy, right, wrapped in a

(45:52):
towel or whatever, and when theysaid they didn't have one, she drops
her towel and quote exposed both herbreast and genital area to both juveniles.
Yeah, as a former juvenile,I was sure hate that. Yeah.
The boys asked her why she wasnaked, and she told him that she
was quote too lazy to put clotheson too late. So the cops they

(46:13):
asked her the same question. Shetold them that walk around in public with
his towel just normal to me,Yeah, and comfortable. So then I
arrested her, and before they tookher away, the nice people to Dollar
General they were nice enough to donatea white T shirt and some basketball shorts
to her, so she wouldn't haveto be naked on the way to jail.
And she was charging two counts ofloud and Lucimia's exhibition, a second
degree felony, and for contributing tothe delinquency of minor persons. Now,

(46:37):
so there you have that is fromLake County, Florida, thirty six year
old Gizelle Robinson, who was walkingaround town only wearing a towel, drinking
a four loco, and exposing herselfto kids in the parking lot of the
Dollar General. It's called an anatomylesson. Yeah, and that it's days.
Rade Nick. Well, you knowwe're gonna take a quick break.

(47:02):
We've got some more Woody show foryou. Next. Thank How dumb are
you on the Woody Show? We'llbe right back eight seven. Let's thank
this kid. All right? Thisuh doesn't sound good to me, but

(47:22):
you know foodies, huh, theylove this crap. A Michelin star chef
in Spain recently announced that he's addinga new dish to his menu that's got
fish semen in it, all right, cool semen that could be hardested from

(47:45):
pufferfish, octopus, monkfish, andor cod. It's extracted by separating the
sperm sacks and a male fish,and can vary in color, ranging from
white to a pinkish tone, andpeople who try I did have described it
as a strange, smooth and creamyand having the taste of the sea.

(48:07):
No, you know, like,why why would you like? This is
not food news, right, it'sI'm gonna go. I started with BURNI
from yeah, yeah, I justsay this menace. But apparently eating sperm
sacks. Oh yeah, it's Japanese. It's Japanese. Yeah, usually don't

(48:28):
go that deep. Okay, Well, why you always say we have other
things? We have a thousand otherthings. We'll say, obviously, we
know we should eat guys, fish, semen. People will say we eat
caviar, and that's just the opposite, which is also gross. Oh,
I'd say that's an ignorant by youlike it. I don't. That's that's

(48:51):
because you're you're ignorant of the taste. You haven't sampled except Greg, No,
I mean our challenge. No,I did try. It's I've tried
caviars. Yeah, but it's anotherone of those what was at my very
fancy and uncle's house. I'm assumingit was a good stuff. No,
no restaurant. No, they're dude. There are parties there, get togethers
whatever, super fancy like yeah,they had the black checkered right, um

(49:17):
tablecloth? Oh coming in. I'msorry, the black checkered tablecloth. What
is that? It was fancy?You know it's usual or white? Yeah,
I'm getting now. So you probablyeven had it sprinkled on sushi and
you didn't even pay attention to it. That little little orange fla yes,
tabiko, I'm not that with sogood rono, you don't even know some

(49:43):
food. Major League Baseball they've teamedup with Pepsi and in four cities on
the fourth of July, they're offeringPepsi flavored ketchup. It's part of Pepsi's
Better with Pepsi campaign, which peopleare knocking instinctively saying that it's gross,
but I bet it's pretty good.It's that's just a hillbilly barbecue sauce.
Yeah. Yeah, you know,like, do you have a recipe kind

(50:06):
of like that? Well, no, I mean, it's not my recipe.
But we were interviewing the famous chefWolfgang Puck he likes and I said,
hey, man, because he wastalking about like whatever he was preparing
for whatever event that we were atbroadcasting from and uh, I said,
chef, I said, I gotsomething you need to try. It's like,
oh, okay, however you soundsyeah, And I lost him in

(50:30):
media. I said, all right, so you get your croc pod already
goes croc pod. What I said, you take frozen hamburger patties. You
throw him in the croc pod withsome ketchup and you and you pour a
pepsi or a coke, a doctorpepper even into and you just said it
and forget it, and those twothings together it's a hillbilly barbecue sauce,

(50:51):
sounds like. And he's like,that sounds disgusting. He was borderline offended
that even made that suggestion. Butit's not even borderline. He was straight
up all the way. Someone ofpepsi says the distinctive flavors and vibrant citrus
blend of pepsi enhances the bright andtangy characteristics of ketchup wright citrus blend of
pepsi. Yeah, that's what theysaid. But it's just a regularly have

(51:13):
in their in their ad here,it's a pepsi zero sugar all right.
And they're calling a kola chip.Okay, yeah, the four teams offering
it their stadiums on the fourth ofJuly, the Yankees, Twins, Tigers,
and Diamondbacks noise. My knee jerkreaction was to think it was gross,
But yeah, I think maybe ChefSea Bass can whip them up for
us at some point. Please.It sounds tough, Yeah right, really

(51:35):
do it about three seconds. Yeah, it doesn't doesn't have to take a
long time, but like you know, you know what I bet you do
by the end of the segment.It's also nice on demand Starbucks, they're
adding three new frozen lemonades so theirpermanent menu. The new frozen Lemonade Starbucks
Refreshers beverages available now. They're aslushy spin on the Starbucks refreshers that have

(51:58):
been around for over ten years ofthree flavors frozen pineapple, passion fruit lemonade,
frozen strawberry Asaie lemonade, frozen mangodragon fruit lemonade and uh yeah,
there you go, so made withthe lemonade and the pieces of fruit and
all that other stuff. Get yoursstarted. Food News Look. Sea Bass

(52:19):
managed to open those ketchup pepe reallydark. Yeah, this is not a
good catching spoiled. That's why Ismelled it. It's bad. Yeah,
yeah it was. It was blackbecause our conniment box is literally five years
old. Yeah, well we getrid of it. We've got sauce from
oh yeah, from the eighties,the original one. We don't have to

(52:39):
keep it. Well, we haveto keep any of a lot of state.
I had to throw away a bunchof stuff from our office fridge this
morning because somebody left it open allnight and I got up everything was hot.
Yeah, it was my fault.I was trying to do something nice
for you and I messed up.Oh that was you, Yeah, because
you said you wanted some Pepsi zero. So I loaded up the fridge with
Peppsis zero and I apparently dank allthe way. Yeah, that's why there's

(53:00):
a note on the front of itsays, please make sure it's closed all
the way. We've had throughout somuch stuff. All right. I found
it open the other day because inevitablyit's gonna be left open and it's gonna
be warm, and someone's gonna goeat something that was in there that they
thought was refrigerated the whole time.But it had gone from refrigerated to hot
to then want somebody closed the doorback again. They're gonna eat it not

(53:20):
knowing, and someone's barfing or poopingall over the studio. See foods.
How about some chicken news menace?All right? Yes please? Popeyes has
announced a new promotion, available onlineor through the app only. They'll get
you a free chicken sandwich of thepurchase of any chicken sandwich combo through July
ninth. That's a pretty cool sandwich. Yeah, two sandwiches and yeah,

(53:44):
so you can get the same dealwhen you order on door Dash as well.
Love it. You got that?Dude, I saw these foods,
raybe it's Costco. But okay,there's this. It's so dumb. I
followed this Costco account on Instagram.You've probably on the Woody Shows Instagram Costco

(54:05):
fines I think it is. Andthis woman she knows everything about these Costco
IDs, like, oh, thisis a good one. This has been
gone for a few months, butthey just brought it back and blah blah
blah blah blunh. It gives youkind of a little there's YouTube channels dedicated
Oh I'm sure, I'm sure talkingabout the new items at Costco, and
I watch all of her posts.But anyway, she was talking about this
this week, and they have anew cookie. It's a s'mores cookie,

(54:27):
and it's in their bakery section there, so they you know, they bake
them on site or whatever, soit's not like a package where all the
other oreos and stuff. So yougo to the bakery section and these things,
greg, they're big, they're perfectlysoft, and which they break them
apart. You got the chocolate inthere, and you've got the uh you
see the marshmallow, the big chunksof marshmallow, so gooey, delicious looking

(54:52):
cookie, and apparently there's so there'stwenty four in a box bakery section and
they can't keep them stocked. Damn. Yeah, all right, I just
look for that peanut butter pie againon my last Costco trip. Not there.
The other thing they have at Costcothat I saw on her account that
looked really good these dark chocolate coconutcups. So it's like a peanut butter

(55:15):
cup, but instead of peanut butter, the inside it's coconut and it's covered
in like a big thick layer ofdark chocolate. Comes to this big bag
and so good. I mean listenersthat work at Costco. They kid hits
up. Oh, let us knowwhen it's in stock man as. I'm
sure you saw the Volcano menu fromTaco Bell. Yeah, I got hit

(55:37):
up about it. Yeah, sothat's officially as of today. Nice,
what does that mean? Um?So this is like, um, this
is where they have the spicy stuff. It's like, yeah, spicy shell.
It's the epitome of hot. Theysaw. Nice. There's also a
new telephone hot line eight four fourthat's hot th h twos hot, where

(56:00):
fans can call and engage in herprerecorded message from Paris Hilton herself. Guys,
have you watched her cooking show?That's so funny. What's the platform
is it? Huh? I thinkNetflix? Real? Yeah, so he
is the nicest person ever. TheVolcano taco and the double beef Volcano burrito
available as of today, and umyeah, the lava sauce will also be

(56:25):
on the menu. And they saythat's the spiciest sauce that Taco Bells ever.
That should take care of all yourwhite guy spicy fears. So smell
that's from a squeez bottle downstairs.Oh you're giving it's a raving. I'm
saying, the catchup fresh, justthe ketchup, okay, ketchup smells good,

(56:45):
Yeah, but you probably you shouldprobably heat it a little bit.
What cook it? Yeah? Whywhat do you mean? Why that makes
that how PEPSI said, they're doingthis? No, but I'm sure it's
like they simmered it together right beforethey bottled it. You're frowning for good
reason. I mean maybe, butno, because I think if you're trying
to create it, I would neverthink to heat it. I would.

(57:06):
I would like they got like awarm barbecue sauce instead of ice cold barbecue.
It's got a cold soda there.So all right, why what do
you mean? Why what do youmean? What do you mean? Why
what do you mean? What doyou mean? Well, because I was
talking about the hillbilly barbecue sauce,which means you put it in the croc

(57:27):
pipe. But we're trying to readthe thing. They're a cat shop bottle.
You don't have to cook Hamberger panties, all right, Greg, I
did like a splash and a halfon top, like, so like,
what's the ratio about one and one? No? No, no, very
little. I think Ray should tryshe doesn't like anything she like, and

(57:51):
we're gonna share the spoon too.Yeah, okay, rave, it's good,
all right, it's good. Thismixture is pretty ketchup forward. Yeah,
but there's like a little hands upsweetness of the wow, a little

(58:14):
that is good, That's what I'msaying. So like because on the on
the surface, you would say Iwould prefer to get disgusting from mine heated.
I'm not barbecue, but the pepsikind of yah like barbecue sauce.
It tastes like barbecue sauce, like, yeah, but when you really think
about it, it is taste thepepsi. Yeah, it is. I
agree with Rabi's assessment. It isa little ketchup forward. But maybe it's

(58:36):
because we didn't put it as much. He put it back in the cup,
but I thought we had our ownspoons. Well yeah, that's like
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'msorry, duh, idiot. Oh god,
yeah, it's very barbecue. Yeah, it's so good. All right.

(58:59):
Here, it's been a very confusingsection for all the people with maybe
we should heat it up, allthe people with bad tastes in the room.
Food News Arby's. It's officially broughtback the five for five class.
Let's go, let's go to arbywhat's the five for five deal? What's

(59:19):
the five soft for more than threedecades ago, it's back for a limited
time. You can get now.You get now through July second as an
app exclusive. Grank So get theArby's app. Can you imagine on purpose
downloading the I think I have iton my bank? Arbies you need?
Hey, what can I after yougot there on your phone? I got

(59:40):
this Army Arbo five for five deal? Hell yeah? To get the vintage
designed Arby's T shirts. Hell yeah. Rby's app has four and a half
stars on app store. You canyou can buy individual T shirts or bundle
them and get five T shirts forfive dollars. I'd like to damn good

(01:00:00):
deal. That is a great dealboth the whole family. We got more.
What he show next? Thing up? After the sales department takes their
monetary piece of fish and blood?What do you show back in a bow?
Show Sammy? How long you've beenworking here? October? Yes?

(01:00:22):
October? All right, So we'restill learning things about Sammy and there are
people out there listening because of herformer jobs and whatever that have some other
stories about Sammy that we hadn't heardyet, and one of those things.
I figured this would be a goodone. Because we just got to hit
up about this yesterday. I hadto go find it. Um, you

(01:00:44):
know, with the holiday weekend comingup, who doesn't love a four day
work week? Love it? AndI saw a text and I said,
Sammy, what does this mean?I said, to ask Sammy about the
four day work week? And shegoes, oh, damn it. She
was immediately more, Yeah, whatis that come up again? She used

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she used to work on another morningshow, and that morning show was part
of There's There's a show. Idon't even know if anybody really watches it
anymore. When it first came out, I think every radio person watched I'm
not sure like people watched it,but they it's called dish Nation, and
they would have like different shows indifferent cities and they'd comment on entertainment news
or whatever PMC Live but way worsekind of But I just remember like all

(01:01:29):
the radio people were watching it,uh you know, when it first started.
But anyway, so one of thebits they did for this dish Nation
shows they had, do you guysremember Rebecca Black? Yeah, the Friday
song Friday Friday Gotta get down stillaround? Yeah. Anyway, so they
did a parody not of the Fridaysong, but a song in the same

(01:01:51):
spirit tone. Yes, but aboutthe four day work week. Yeah,
and in and in place of RebeccaBlack because she was unavailable. Apparently they
got Sammy did it? Oh wow? And so it's there's a video for
it. Yeah, we did afull music video by singing it. Yeah.
I had to go record it ina studio. Yeah. And we're
posting a link to because we don'ttechnically own the rights to it or whatever,

(01:02:13):
so we can't we can't hold it, but we can link to it
and we can't even link to iton Instagram, which is crazy. Yeah,
oh really, Yeah, we canonly link to it on I think
Twitter. Twitter. Yeah, sogo on Twitter. What do he show
the Woody Show on Twitter? Andyou can see it. But yeah,
you guys want to hear the song? Of course, here we go,
Sammy Marino four day work Week atmy Sunday brunch, drinking too much booze

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because I know in five hours I'llbe feeling the blue. What's best and
thought a Monday morning is making mefun? It's about the time I'd thrown
the weekend is over, and Istart to throne. Four day nothing better

(01:03:00):
than we four days, newsdays,your Wednesday, Thursdays, your Friday.
Then it's dying playday. It getsstuck in your head. It was that
weak feel totally different, a littlevacation, but really it isn't. The

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mail guy is out back getting higha dozen. The hr lady is posting
pigs that were cats re enacting Frozen. But once day, I'd say about
a quarter to three. Me andmy colleagues all seem you a free if
I can wait till next week tomore work. We say nah, let's
the pitch is happy hour and theanswer is stuffy work week. So there's

(01:03:45):
a whole video. It reminds meof when the kids were into the Wiggles.
A note. She's singing it's likethe headache note. As we all
know after the whole Friday fail thing. She us terrible. So yeah,
she can't sing right, I can'tsing. I am tone deaf. When
I had to record this, um, the person helping me kept saying,

(01:04:08):
you know, I was trying tocoach me, and he was like,
good lord, can you hear yourself? And I was like, no,
I don't know even what you're talkingabout. I don't hear what you're hearing,
and so yes, it sounds prettyobnoxious. And then also I was
like, if he was telling meto go, I was just yelling for

(01:04:29):
some reason because I didn't I justdidn't know. So, uh they were
when they told me that they hadthis idea for me to do this song,
I said, well, I can'tsing, and they were like,
great, perfect, Yeah I can. Rebecca Black. To be honest though,
the video and everything, if youwould have stuck with it, it
would have been totally appealing to kids. Yeah, if you would have been
Wiggles. Yeah, somebody said yousound like Kesha a little bit, a

(01:04:53):
little bit, okay, Yeah,anyway, we have a link to the
video. I got see the fourday work week with Sammy, so that
is that that I used to workwith. Yeah, part of it too.
He's the cool guy like, yeah, Eric was nice guy. Yeah.
He was the one who was helpingme, saying and everything like that,
um, coaching me. He's alsoinside the uh the fox costume in
the music video because it was alsomade during the time of what does the

(01:05:15):
Fox in the music video? Isa Fox mascot. It sucks that Eric's
death. Now, yeah, youdestroyed his ears? Well you can.
You can watch the video. It'son our Twitter, The Woody Show on
Twitter, and yeah, Sammy Marinofour day work week. Check out missus
Rebecca Black on Instagram if you wanta little Palett cleanser. Oh yeah,

(01:05:41):
missus Rebecca Rack. If you knowwhat I'm saying, broke getting, I'll
get the bloody bullet points next day. Actually, I understand what you're saying.
You just don't know what the hellyou're talking about. This show.
All right, Welcome back everybody,yea or into another new hour. I've

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been sensitivity training for a politically correctworld. We add the Woody Show.
Yes, and we've got some audiofrom a couple of the naked bike rides
that have that have happened here recently, more than one. Yeah, there
was one in Los Angeles that Morgancovered, and then there was another one.

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We had correspondence across the country andyou are aware you were in Minneapolis,
all right? All right? Yeah, so uh some audio from the
naked bike ride. Another round ofcan I Smell Your seat? And we
could see maybe who had more moresuccess yeah. Yeah. Are people more
willing to let someone like Morgan smelltheir seat or someone like that who's that,

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you know? A charmer? Yeah? I meant you are. And
I should have sat in a lukeebecause that's where I was. Oh okay,
because I've posted if you go tomy Twitter, what do you producer?
I was? I posted a videoslow motion of one of the riders
and Greg, she's got a backpacketin her backpack, it's like a little
white kind of Scotty doge, likebaby Yoda, a couple of her baby

(01:07:15):
yodas. It's one of those breedsthat identifies as a dog. I'm sure
at a great time, All right, well we have awe babe or eye
roll? Oh yeah, so Gregloves some good news, and so we
have some good news stories here now. Sometimes Greg he surprises us and yes
it's a good story, but it'sgonna get it all bad out of Greg.
Ord's gonna get an eye roll.I saw an adorable Aube video where

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this hella old couple gotten complete makeoversto make them look younger on their wedding
day. So they dyed their hairand tried to recreate what they looked like
like a thousand years ago. Yeah, and that was an abbe. It
was so cute. Yeah, okay, that was so nice. All right.
They looked pretty bad, but itwas so Yeah, didn't quite work.
Yeah, it didn't work exactly,nine year old dude with dark hair,

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right, all right, Well,uh, let's see what you think
about this story. Almost the entiretown of DuPont, Pennsylvania, came outside
to witness the final walk of alocal dog named Mellow, who was recently
diagnosed with a fast spreading limphoma.And his owner put notes in people's mailboxes
to spread the word about Mellow's lastwalk, and it was his success.

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One neighbor said, there were atleast twenty five people on the first block
alone, another twenty people on thenext, and that's how the whole walk
went. Oh that's nice. Alot going on into Pont. I guess
right, slow news, Yeah,Ray, would you be out there?
Probably the social pressure. I waspulled this for Raby to see what I

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can make her cry. But there'snot enough audio because the guy who produced
it's a big idiot. It wasyou know, he's a nice guy whose
dog is dying. Sure, sure, all right, So a babe I
raw. I'm thinking we're all goingto say, oh, baby, right,
where's the I let me make theeye roll argument, right, exploiting

(01:09:09):
his dog's final days. Yeah,exploit Well that's the thing. I just
like I said, he didn't dous like social media video. Yeah,
but he put mailbox notes at everybody, at everybody's house. Yeah. That's
how you get people outside exploiting forwhat I don't know, exploiting for to
get attention. So it's an notbaby, right, Oh yeah baby.

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This couple moved to Rhode Island lastyear with their kids, and now they're
in the news after adding one moreperson to their family, an eighty two
year old next door neighbor. Hehad lost his wife six months ago before
they moved in, and he livesalone now. And they met him when
he asked if they needed a ladderand then offered to help fix up their
garage. And now it comes byevery day just to see the kids.

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They say he's like their honorary grandpa. They even celebrated Father's Day with him
this year. Babe or eye roll, I mean, it's not a babe,
it's an old person. When thesepeople took him in, that's pretty
cool, all right, babe ababe. Yeah, unless there's like any
drug dealing cousins all the other OldMan movie Grand Torino, I don't see

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a problem, but I'm trying toguess on these I think there's certain things
that Greg cares about, other thingshe doesn't necessarily. So yeah, it's
a good story. No one saywouldn't be a good story. But also,
and this is a handy old guywho you know, helped out brought
a ladder, Greg Gory. Thisis definitely an abbey. You know.

(01:10:39):
I love neighborly neighbors when you canborrow stuff from them and they help you
out when you need it, andthey get your mail when you're on vacation.
I love all that stuff. Theonly potential for an eye roll here
is I had a friend who boughtthis house and they became friends with their
neighbor, Paul. And this dudewas like the honorary uncle, let's say.

(01:11:00):
And then he never went away,right, Yeah, And they even
did that thing where they took thefence between their two houses and built a
gate. So there's Paul again.Here, it comes Paul. Every time
you're there. Oh, Paul justcame into the yard, Like after a
while, you're like, Paul,get it, we get it, give
us space. Yeah. So thatway, this could have the potential to

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be a little overbearing. What youwant with a babe? Absolutely all right?
Yeah, ah babe? Or Iroll. A mom in Texas had
planned a birthday party at a burgerjoint for her five year old daughter,
Willa, but nobody showed up.All her friend's parents bailed at the last
minute, but within minutes of hermom posting a photo on social media of

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Willa sitting alone at a big table, people started showing up. A bunch
of them even brought gifts. Willissaid her favorite present was all of them.
Ah babe, I roll, startwith you, rave. I mean,
I could see an irall element asa birthday party at a burger joint.

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But at least mom, you know, tried to do something before this
poor girl who nobody showed up for. So I'll go, I'll babe,
menace. I'm gonna say I rollbecause this is not an original idea to
post a kid alone saying that noone showed up to their birthday party.
This has been done numerous times,so she knew what she was doing,

(01:12:21):
all right. This was planned out. Yeah, she knew that social media
bait. And again it's wrote,all right, Sammy, I'll say I
roll because they it's like pity showingup, like even the people who are
showing up weren't I don't know.And if we just like, if this
was a good kid who had friends, they'd be there. No friends,
it was she only invited like ahandful of people, I guess. And

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there was a lot of last minutecancelations, which does happen when you're doing
kids birthday parties. There's always something. But the least you have to like
almost like triple invite the number ofpeople that you plan on having this kid
might be a rag. So I'msaying, but I'm going I roll in
this one great gory a babe orI roll. I'm going to I roll,
iroll. And the main reason is, you know how you when you
have a kid, you might knowwhat day their birthday is. Yes,

(01:13:05):
you could probably plan a little better. I understand there's cancelations. I understand
plans change, but just give itenough time to plan in advance, and
then if somebody doesn't show up,you post about it to say, hey,
look at my poor pathetic child.Nobody came here and then yeah,
strangers show up. They don't care. Right, it was just a big
social media and here we go againwith you. We got to post every

(01:13:29):
detail of our life. What nextthing is going to happen? That's miserable
that she posts about. That's that'syeah, it's victim posting. Yeah.
Cool, and picked a sucky venuetoo, like hello, Chuck E Cheese.
Maybe she likes Maybe that's her favorite. I'm looking at hat Creek Creek
Burger Company right now. That's prettydamn tasty. Yeah, I get it.

(01:13:50):
But oh, I don't even havea set I have a set up
to book your party, and Ihave a playground outside. This is appropriate
for kids. Yes, well there'sa babe or I roll. Well,
maybe sign on el Kid's radar.Yeah, I think it kid a five
year old. We got some morewoody show coming up for you. Next,

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we got some of the audio fromthese naked bike rides at Sea.
Bass and Morgan went to next hangon right, welcome back, and uh,
it seems like there's more and moreof these every year. Naked bike

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rides. Yeah, these naked bikerides, especially after the plandemic. They
are back and multiplying. Oh yeah. And so we had two different naked
bike rides covered, well, gettingas a coverage can be for a naked
bike ride pun unintended. Um.So we had Sea Bass who was in
Milwaukee, covering their naked bike ride. Then we had Morgan in Los Angeles

(01:14:56):
covering the naked bike ride there.I would like to hear her initial because
I doubt she's seen that many nakedespecially man. Well, well, now
she's got she's got one dude whokeeps sending her pictures. Now, no,
I do your personal information, soyou know, shout out to him.
No. My first my first thoughtswhen I got there was oh my
god, there's so many men.Yeah, well yeah, exactly. Um,

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and I was the only one.I've never felt more uncomfortable, like
fully clothed before, you know,like being the only one clothed. I
feel like everyone was looking at melike what is she doing here? That's
true, you know, stick outlike and being a woman too. But
yeah, mostly older like fifties andup men. Yeah. Yeah, the
nude beach crowd, it's people whodon't want to see naked. Yeah.
And I saw multiple guys with dronesthat didn't have bikes with them. They're

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just you know, getting drone footageof everything, and I'm like, oh,
what you doing with this? Didyou ask for that footage? Gonna
get a copy of this, getthat, get that one picture out the
guy sent you and show it toyou can grade the Well, how does
this guy even have? Yeah,I want to hear when she gets back
with her phone, what are youdoing given out? Because I'm I'm sure
I was on was on social mediaapparently right, Well, that thing is

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probably well, what's your name,what's your go to be ready to lie?
Or just the show account? Yeah, because otherwise it's a pretty clean
cut looking guy. But he's likesitting on this bike, he's got some
other chick there with him, andthen you know, and now he's sending
Morgan photos. Yeah, like werehis Uh well, Caroline and everybody in
the other room were laughing at it, laughing at his penis. Okay,

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they are photos of him from thebike ride are hilarious, as we know.
So the whole idea here was toum see who would be more successful
because, as you know, whenwe cover these naked bike rides, the
question is can I smell your seat? Who are you? Who are you?
Wh are you here? And yes? And so we will start with
what do you think there? Rave? I was like, I thought his

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penis was out. Oh there itis, it's there. It is?
Yeah, m And this was thefirst person I talked to when I got
there. Normal and he's he's thin, so yeah, it works. He's
normal gathering. He's sending you allthese photos. Why is he sending I

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will say that your info, well, the you know, then you exchange
infos. No, you don't tellYeah, that's a rookie move. SeaBASS,
who's seasoned and all this kind ofstuff, he'll tell you, don't
do that. Instagram is not abad thing. You know. He doesn't
have my phone number. He's saying, oh, can you send this on
DMS on Instagram? Yeah, ofcourse. All right, let's start with
um, let's start with the MilwaukeeBike Ride. And the first person that

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SeaBASS talked to. I did finda woman. She was not again,
you will not find, as Morganwill attest, there are no single women
at these naked bike cries. Butsometimes there are girls with their boyfriends or
husbands. And that's what Jess wasdoing. She was there, she had
kind of a blue you would lovethis like a Star Trek uniform painted all
because a lot of body paint,a lot of you know, stuff like
that to kind of add some festivityto it. So we'll talk to Jess

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about why she's there. Apparently she'sbeen not all. This is not her
first you'd buy a long shot nakedbike? Cried? How many cities have
you done a naked bike? Criedin Sea out all of Portland, Chicago,
Saint Louis, and Milwaukee. Now, and so do you travel to
go to nakedbike rides? No?I just travel. I've lived in a
lot of different cities in the country, so they just happen to be there.

(01:18:12):
Anytime I get to a city,I google whether they have a naked
bike ride, and I just tryand be there. You are here,
what's your boyfriend? Why did youmatch with him? He also he actually
mentioned in his tender bio that hewas interested in like ethical means of transportation
infrastructure. Now, can I smellyour seat? Now, Ladies, When

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a guy says something like that,what are your interests ethical transportation? That's
one of the big messages they wantto body positivity, nudity, acceptance.
Yes, and but also you're onbicycles, so they want, you know,
get out of cars and all thatsteap green So what do we think
to think Jess is going to allowsea beast to smell her seat? Now's

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the boyfriend right there, he's inthe vicinity, Okay, but you know
that's not that kype of relationship they'reobviously. I think if he was there,
she would be more likely to sayyes. But like if the guy
like walks back, she might bea little uncomfortable with it, Like if
he walks back up in the middleof seabast smelling her seats. He wasn't
right there, but he was aneyeshot kind of Yeah. Yeah, I'm
gonna say I'm gonna say no.Yes, Yeah, I'm gonna go yes,

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because she's been to so many soshe is very open, but she
does sound nervous, like when she'stalking, sounds like she's yodeling, shaking
a little bit. Yeah, rattleperson. Yeah, media savvy Greg,
I'm gonna say no because it wouldlike taint the good nature of message.
Let's find out about Jess. CanI smell your seat? Yeah? Go

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ahead, thank you, thank you, you know, sort of like sort
of like a summer woodsiness smelled too. What do you smell? Not a
lot, but I might be usedto it because it's me. It's me,
it's my smell. It smells likethe summer. It smells like fun,
like outdoors, like having a goodtime. Thank you for say smells
ethical? Yes, I've ever hadwho after I did it smelled her own?

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Yeah? Nice as well? Yeah, all right, so we have
Morgan. So so far we haveSea Bass who's got to smell one seed,
and a lady and now the LosAngeles naked bike. Right, we
had Morgan covering that, and youtalked to a guy named Owen. Yes,
Owen. I met Owen. Hewas actually kind of looking at me
like I was the weird one thereand just kind of watching what I was

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doing because I was there with amic, you know, talking people.
There's another reason he was looking atyou. Well, yeah, because I'm
hot. Um, so, sohe was like standing in line waiting talk
to me, right, So talkto him, get to know him.
This was not his first and he'svery big on naked bike or naked in
public. All right, so what'syour name? Is this your first naked
biked? Well, was sucking nakedone yeah when he first started. But

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they wouldn't let us get naked thefirst door for some reason. So it
was a naked bike ride, butthey wouldn't let you get naked. Yeah,
definitely loved him. The first timeI knew it was in a multi
restaurant. Both so good a clothesevery day after that, skinny dipping man

(01:21:09):
just never wanted to put clothes onagain. I got get it off teeth
girl has a weird non teeth.Yeah, he was. I think he
was kind of nervous too. Hehad something going on, my first twitch
or something. And he's like sittingon his bike while we're having the conversation.
Okay, so he's getting it niceand yeah, like he's yeah yeah,

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all right. So did he allowMorgan to smell his seat? Raving?
Um, he's sitting on it andmaybe he got off and got off
ye, yes, yes, it'sgreat gory. Yeah, I'm gonna say
yes, all right. Absolutely,it's a female asking Oh yeah, would
you like to replace my seat withyour Yeah? You in your face?

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How do you smell your own face? Uh so, SeaBASS, you think
yes? Yeah? Because why not? All right, let's find out.
Can I smell your seat? Sure? Yeah, sure, he's still sitting
on it. Okay, now he'sgetting off reluctantly, so no, can
I sell it? Or no,you know, okay, made some space
here, Okay, here I goas smell as like you've done this before,

(01:22:16):
you've done it? Is that tosay it was clean? No,
that's just because it smelled bad andI didn't want to be right. It
was right, but it also tookhim like what felt like eternity to get
off the seats, like yeah,you could smell it, and then just
sweater butthole mikes Ocannon. It justfelt like it was like a mix of
sweat and sunscreen and bo kind ofoh of not being allowed nude. So

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the Milwaukee naked bike riding, soon the third time they did it,
it's small. They and you probablyhad a police escort at yours YEP,
did not have one at Milwaukee untilafterward. And they did not like it
at all because we were at theend point was like this bar area,
pretty cool place, and but there'speople kind of milling around the neighborhood.
Nude cops show up about twenty minuteslater. Their first words to the crowd

(01:23:00):
was put on your clothes or you'regoing to jail. We ama time to
move on. Yeah, they saidlike, hey, you had your fun
right around the city, but nowthat you was kind of chilling a people's
backyard. Yeah, I've got togo back to the Milwaukee Naked Bike Ride.
Who'd you run into? Here?Set older man? As as the
average from the Neil Milwaukee Naked BikeRide. This is mail. Yeah,

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old male naked and that's what Bruceis. All right? How are you,
Bruce? And how long have youbeen into naturism and nudism? It
as long as I could remember,you know, I just wasn't very common
or accepted when I was younger,so I didn't know they did this until

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a year or two ago. Andyou've been wanting to go ever since.
How was the ride today? Whatwas the response from the public and all
that stuff? Pretty good? Alot of honk horn honking, hooping and
hollering, and you know, it'spretty well accepted to hear the thumbs up
and just people haven't enjoying you,and yeah, may I smell your seat?
All right? And there's the cops. Dude seventy one did his balls

(01:24:05):
get stuck in the spokes. Brucewas a decent shape and probably I'll notice
Morgan, a lot of these guysare Yeah, I didn't. I didn't
see a single you know, Imean, they weren't in shape. You
got to look at that dude's penisthe tree. You want to look again.
Yeah, it's weird because there's Imean, he has like a thigh
gap you would think because he's soskinny and the wind. Yeah, it's

(01:24:30):
not. I'm about I'm curious whileyou're getting dud photos from a man.
Well, yeah, they're unslicit,but I you know, the messaged me.
He was like than again, butI give my info. Yeah,
dam did you gotta look? Idid. Yeah, y'all look cute together.
It was fine. Yeah, it'sfine. Okay, So you think
has been a little bit more.Yeah, he has his legs. Yeah,
it's Andy's slim, d sween.There's a little progress and get more

(01:24:55):
awk Yeah all right. So dowe think Bruce let Sea Bass smell his
seat? Ester Man seventy one mansmelling he is at newbie kind of Yeah.
He said he's always been a nudist, but not really gotten into it.
I believe he's hetrosexual helps. I'mgetting a no vibe. I don't
know why. All right, I'mgonna say yeah, yeah, yeah,
kind of I'm feeling no as well. I'm feeling it, yes, okay.

(01:25:17):
I mean he's an older gentleman,so he may be a little bit
too. When you're old, youjust stop caring. Yeah, but there's
also that too. Old guys arecreeps, like an old gentleman. The
question is did I give him mycontact info? Yeah? Yeah, let's
find out. May I smell yourseat? What though your bicycle seat?

(01:25:38):
Oh yeah, not sure. Itsmells like a like a clean locker room.
Yeah, oh yeah, okay,I wasn't aware that that was a
thing, like what Oh yeah,sure, a combination of like lightsol and
fabulous. It's only been to dirtylocker room. Yeah all right. See,

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let's get one more from Morgan.At the La Naked Bike Ride.
This is Linda. Linda. Yes, So I was like Seabas, trying
to find women. Kind of lookslike a creep, just walking around looking
for a girl. So I foundher. She was there with her husband,
and I just completely ignored her him. I only want to talk to
her um. But yeah, shewas there. To support the women.

(01:26:23):
All right, here's Linda at theLA Naked Bike Ride. What's her name?
My name is Linda, Linda.Nice to meet you. Is this
her first naked bike ride? No, it's my third. Have you gone
to other ones within the US?Yes, we've done one in San Francisco
and we helped to do Portland thisyear. So have you noticed you're one
of the few women out on thenaked bike rides? Yeah? But you
know what, that's one. I'mhere though, women to come and I

(01:26:45):
know you got some beautiful body paint. You get that done here? Right
here? You got before you come. I actually support the artist here and
I get it done here. Shesupports the local artist for your body paints,
the local purf who wants to touchher naked body. So did the
Linda allow Morgan to smell her seatmenace? Yeah, it's a woman on
woman. It's fine. Woman onwoman is fine. Yeah, this woman

(01:27:10):
doesn't feel threatened by her. Yeah, now, Greg, what do you
think? Um, I'm just goingwith my guy. I'm getting a no
vibe. She sounds very matter offact, I know, like very just
got a orderline angry. Yeah,Sea Mass, what do you think yeah,
like a resting sea that's hi.Okay, find out Linda can smell
your SA. Why would you wantto do that? Everyone? So I'll

(01:27:33):
take that as a no? Yeah? Wow I felt embarrassed. Yeah that
turned. It looks so sad whenthey say when they ask you, they
don't give you an answer. Sayyou say, I'll take that as a
yes? Yeah, double down onYeah, you gotta kind of you know,

(01:27:57):
we don't care about consent. Yeah, I know you don't care about
You're asking you again getting her youmis hurt? She said it was a
you're reconfirming. All she said iswhy why that was not a no?
You gotta make it? Yes,Well look at that Sea Bass. Yeah,
one guy, one woman, Yeah, Morgan, one guy, one
woman, and Sea Bass got tosniff two seats seats. Yeah, I

(01:28:20):
don't have anybody in my DMS either, and zero dpicts more what he showed
next second show every morning. Isaid, my man, come on,
guys really putting the brakes on thisuh naked bike ride things. Sea Bass

(01:28:45):
just wet and got to say.I got. I thought, I don't
have anybody in my DMS, butI did capture your photos and videos while
I was there and the naked bikeride. They are very they're very clear,
like this is not for pervs sexualactivity. It's like Furries isn't sexual.
And they they they say nude notlude, and that is their slogan
because it had a buch of weirdosJoe and that's gonna you know that that

(01:29:08):
cuts it off. You're not Joe. But like I kind of like,
what's the point of the naked part. Like if you're gonna do like a
bike ride or whatever, and youknow, like a bike pro bike event,
that's fine, but like there's acreepy element to it, there's a
sexual element to it. There's gonnabe naked. That's the that's what they're
trying to fight against, is thatyour body doesn't have to be sexual.

(01:29:28):
Okay that being said, now doyou buy that the same way that the
Furies claim that they're not sexual.I would if that's all I saw was
just pure naked people being like saying, hey, but then I can be
a bad apple here and there.Well, best see. The thing is,
I don't think it's just a badapple because I see the guys that
I see who have ce rings andb rings and the piercing. I'm about
to show you are there and they'relike part of the core community. So

(01:29:50):
one dude, I caught a samuyIll. Lets you take a look into
Oh great, thank you to seethere. Oh oh wow, the same
picture I've gone. Yeah, sohe's got his he's got the Prince album
through the end. Look at allthe hardware. There's the actual grapes themselves
that's pierced, and then there's likea chain linking that piercing to the other

(01:30:11):
piercing. So he's got all partsof it exactly. How do you wear
pants? How do you pee?Well? I don't get why people do
piercings either on their bag, thatPrince Albert thing. I will never understand
women with the hood piercings, eventhe nipple piercings, don't It just seems
like the nipple piercings, even tonguepiercing, like so painful. It's gonna

(01:30:32):
be awful, And what's it?What's it worth? Like, what's the
more in the ways BJ's worst?Yeah? Well all right, well so
yeah, wow, it's a goodtime. Could be ripped out very easy,
especially if you're around right like wheelsand moving chains, walking your kitchen
naked and get caught on like adrawer pull boy, how that got a

(01:30:53):
tasty kick to it? Will beright back. Oh, I think I'm
about to have my period. It'sa show. I welcome back everybody.
It's a Thursday morning pre Friday WoodyShow. Thank you for being here.
Raby's Nerd Now Report the latest ofthe world of nerds coming up here in
just a moment. Also checking onthe Woody Show. Mail call from the

(01:31:15):
after hours voicemails at eight seven sevenforty four Woody and a program. Note
that after the fourth of July holidayweekend, so for the month of July
going into the third quarter of theyear. Yep, we're bringing back Woody
Show fun facts. Oh good byesint yea though so fun facts with Woody
that will return after the fourth ofJuly holiday break. Rep. You're on

(01:31:39):
the Woody Show. A couple ofthe holidays. Today it's June twenty ninth.
It's National Handshake Day. Okay,what's the last time you shook somebody's
hand? Yeah, I mean ithappens occasionally. I really try to avoid
it, though, but sometimes somebodyjust goes into fast. Yeah. So
still like a habit. I'm unlearning stinctual, you know. I think
at this point we're back to likeyou seem like kind of a jerk.

(01:32:01):
If you don't check someone's hand,that's okay, but it comes across as
like cold and prickly. We're removednow from the COVID paranoia. Not yeah,
I'll address it right away. I'mlike, I'll give you a fist
bump. Now you're just coming offas like a deal or no deal guy,
and people people are I did havesome good disagree odd happened the other

(01:32:24):
day at a listener event and Igo to fist bump a guy and he
put his whole hand over my fist. Yeah, there you go. And
then I saw him later at theevent and I've got to fist bump him
again, and he did it again. He put his whole I thought it
was just a mistake the first time. That's his method. Yeah, I
kind of like to move though,Like if you know someone's just being like

(01:32:45):
a you know, germophobe or whatever, Yeah, they're going for the fist
ball. You just grab their handsthe whole hand. Remember that. Remember
that fed prank quote unquote that peopleare doing for a while and drive through
his. I ordered the ice creamcone, they grab it by the ice
cream. Yeah, enjoy that.Yeah yeah, like see, that's that's
fun. Just pranking. Doesn't reallyput anybody. You paid for the ice
cream whatever. Yeah, but totallysilly. Yeah. Today's a hug Holiday.

(01:33:11):
What's called hug a handshake, whichis interesting. I'm on that National
work from home Day, so thatwe never did for many people here for
a while. International mud Day,which to me just means and a couple
of food holidays. It's National Almondbutter Crunch Day. Okay, sounds good.
I don't know exactly what that is. It's a National bacon burnt end

(01:33:35):
Day. Okay, really good.National Waffle Iron Day too, which for
a while we were doing will itwaffle Iron? Remember we're doing all the
time making all We made waffle ironpizza, we did cookies, and we
did something else. We did Frenchfries into burger but oh that's right,
yeah, right for March for Marchfatness. Do you do you have a

(01:33:59):
problem with hug Holiday? I heardyou over. They're kind of grown in
dry well. I agree. It'sbetter than handshake because I see where people
put their hands and I see themwalking out of bathrooms that washing their hands.
Yeah, and I'm not that's youknow, that's where the germs come.
I don't get a germ on mychest. I'm touching your chest,
especially if you're a hot lady.But hands so filthy. And I gree

(01:34:21):
with Raby. I try to leavewith the fist buff because number one,
it's cool and you get to punchstuff sure. And number two, of
course people in Japan don't shake hands. Oh yeah, let's try to another
another shout out for Japan. Shoutout Japan all day a sea bass.
Can I hug you? You maybow and I will say, oh yes,
I'm hat a son. I gotto my goes something or other After

(01:34:44):
hours voicemails seven seven forty four,what are you speaking of? Gross?
Hi, guys, I have agreat poop story to share. I combined
antibiotics and alcohol and that was anadventure. I we were out of Steam
Park and I was really sick.I just kept throwing up and then sometimes
a little duty would come out alittle bit. So I knew this would
end up with a both ends situation, and it did. We were in

(01:35:10):
between vomits and I was hanging outin a wheelchair with my boyfriend at the
time, and all of a suddenit hit me. So I went running
to the bathroom, and I knewthat I was gonna do a duty plus
a vomit. So I pulled mypants down and I bent over to throw
up, and duty shot out mybrutal and splattered on the wall of the

(01:35:33):
stall. Love you guys knew Iwas gonna do. You're so foul.
That's the rocketing out of both ends. Sea Mass was just talking about how
you know, diarrhead the bed likehowever many times you ever get like does
that come out? Oh? Yeah, actually it does. Because he was
talking about like having to wash likethe sheets. He had to get like

(01:35:55):
something to clean clean. Hey mattressnot a sponsor, but could be much
left to rug doctor. Oh rugdoctor buying with some peroxide spray, some
bleach spray. My mattress as goodas new, ready for slams. Like
is that the thing that you rentat the grocery store And they have different
versions. They have the one foryour home, but they have a little
like pick up a handhold, littlehandhold one for her pholstery that also seems
megafoul. Anybody who's ever had likea steam cleaner or whatever, Like people

(01:36:18):
don't properly clean those. Now youhave to, like you pull off the
tank. It's all this gray waterwith hairs. Nobody, Yeah, nobody
clears that stuff out like we havelike a one that we've used for like
pet messes over the years, becausethat's what goes in there. Yeah.
And then there was one time thatmy wife forgot, like she was in
a rush, just put it downand they got thrown back into the cabinet

(01:36:38):
with the dirty water still in thereservoir. Oh my god. So I'm
imagining, like you know, peopleand it's something publicly, the grocery store
ones. Those have been so abused, right, And that's why I have
And because I was so foul Iwas using bleach anyway. I had no
problem with fully bleaching that thing beforeI used it, Yeah, because yeah,
it's gross. Eight seven seven fortyfour. That's eight seven seven forty
four. What do the afterhours voicemailwent to the medical office. They asked

(01:37:00):
for my age, and I completelyforgot. I didn't even know what to
say there for like ten seconds,and I said twenty five or twenty six.
I don't know, and they lookedat me like, which is it?
So what do I do? Quicklytext my cousin to see how old
he is? I know that heis one year older than me, so
yeah, I feel like that's somethingGregory would do, but also menace too,

(01:37:24):
because so pretty slow. Anyway,does that track I forget how old
I am? Someome Yeah, butlike, would you have to text somebody
or don't you just take I'd eventuallycome up with it. I just take
the year and then you minus theyear that you were born and there you
go. Yeah, what about ifyou're born later in the year. Yeah,

(01:37:44):
huh, I mean you're going tobe that old right, Yeah,
I get it. Yeah, that'swhy did you get it? Yeah,
this year you would be that agethat you know, So if your birthday
October, if you do that rightnow, you would say, oh,
I'm going to be whatever that numberis, or to say, I currently
a do you though, I do? Wow? People get confused sometimes.

(01:38:05):
Yeah, Well, I mean here'sthe thing. I think when you get
within a certain range of your birthday, you start identifying as like, oh,
the next stage up, yeah exactly, So like at this point here
we are, it's uh, youknow the middle of its July essentially,
right, So my birthday is inOctober, I'm going to be forty seven,

(01:38:26):
like by the by the time Septemberrolling around, I'm saying, like,
in my mind, I'm thinking I'mforty seven, you know. And
so when my birthday actually rolls around, sometimes I go, wait a minute,
am I turning forty seven? Orwas I already forty seven and I'm
turning forty eight? That happens Craftfor some reason, I think you're turning
forty five. You did, Yeah, I'm forty six now, Damn,
I say that it quite a bit. Yeah, to give you know,

(01:38:49):
frame of reference when we're talking aboutsomething, you know, king, Yeah,
I mean we know eighty five goingon one hundred and five. Sure,
now I could see where rayby forgettingrange because of that reason right there,
Because as all right, leave yourafter hours voicemail eight seven seven forty

(01:39:09):
four. That's eight seven seven fortyfour. This is nerding out with Raby.
I can't remember how many radio stationswrong twenty seven twenty five forty say
Raby, what's happening in the worldof nerds? So James Gunn has his

(01:39:31):
Superman and Lois Lane. Out ofthe finalist for Superman that we talked about.
It was the one that we'd neverheard of, David corn Sweats that
got the gig. That's what Andwhen I said at the time, David
looks exactly how I picture Clark Kentin my mind. He played the projectionist
in the horror movie Furl. Sureyou're all familiar totally. He's also been

(01:39:54):
on shows like House of Cards andElementary and then Rachel Brows and a Hand
the marvelous Missus Mazel is going tobe is Lois Lane, and the Internet
just popped off about it, suggestingat thirty two, Rachel is too old
to play Lois Lane. Yes,why are we serious? Internet? Change

(01:40:15):
you. By the way, sheis three years older than David. And
fun fact, Margot Kidder was fouryears older than Christopher Ree and they filmed
that movie in nineteen seventy eight,way way back in the day. Now
tomorrow is the day the SAG Aftercontract with producers expires and SAG president the

(01:40:38):
one and only Fran Drescher right thatthings are going very well. She's called
the talks extremely productive. But therewas this letter that's been signed by a
lot of a list talent that madethe rounds this week saying they are prepared
to strike because they want to achievea quote transformative deal. Now. They
say, we feel that our wages, our craft, our creative freedom,

(01:41:00):
and the power of our union haveall been undermined in the last decade,
and we need to reverse these trajectories. AI also comes out in this letter,
and they're saying that they want toprotect not just our likenesses, but
make sure we're well compensated if anyof our work is used to train a

(01:41:21):
which I thought was interesting because AIhas to be trained. Yeah right,
it's interesting. And they were alsovery clear that a good deal today might
not even be relevant in a fewyears. Yeah. So, I mean
everything they had to say was interesting, you know, exactly. But like

(01:41:42):
I said, it's a list talentthat's signing this, So like Meryl Street,
Julia, Louis Dreyfus, Jennifer Lawrence, Sarah Paul, and Quinto Brunson.
So a lot of people that havemaybe made their nut already. It's
kind of easy to say, let'sstrike. But I felt that they were
making some decent point this letter.So we'll see as the deals up.
They said they're willing to strike Januaryor July one. And as we've mentioned,

(01:42:06):
it's not going great for the idolon HBO. That's the weekend.
In fact, the season finale isthis weekend with episode five. There was
supposed to be six episodes, sothey decided to go with five, and
everybody involved with the show was quickto point out that doesn't mean they're they're

(01:42:26):
ditching the show just to get itoff the air. The whole episode,
A whole episode is gone. Ohthey're doing five instead of six. Wow.
Now, if you know anything aboutthis show, there was it was
total chaos behind the scenes. Theydumped members of the creators team, they
replaced them with people that the Weekendapproved of, and so plans changed and

(01:42:47):
now the episode count has changed.Still no word from HBO on a second
season. Oh. If I hada guess, I would say no dog
light. Their official comment is goingto be, yeah, what I'm raving
for more Nerds stuff, check outthe Nerd nowt podcast at The Woody Show
dot com. Nerd all right,thank you very much, Rabels, you

(01:43:10):
got a dog insensitivity training for apolitically correct worlds The Woody Show. All
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(01:44:19):
like to add no Greg Gory,those parting words of wisdom. Please,
yes, remember that beer is good, but beers are better the plural version,
see something else, going into anice long holiday exactly, especially this
time of year. Hot temperatures andice, cold beer, hot hot chicks

(01:44:41):
and high fives and beer coozies andyeah and play. Was that ladder ball?
Oh that's right, ladder ball.Yeah, yeah, that's the one
that it looks like like a setof nuts. Yeah. You have to
toss him so they wrap around theye summer games you know, of course,
replaces badminton as the summer picnic gameof choice. Truck nuts, truck
nuts. All right, thank youvery much, great Corey, thank you

(01:45:04):
so much for give them the WoodyShow some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciateyou for that. The rest of
guys could suck it. Catch themback here on Friday. Have a great
day. Smdublem I quit this bitch,