The Woody Show March 27th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Why wait until they're dead? Ravey edition! & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies the Woody Show? Thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Egg,Good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday.
It is March the twenty seventh,twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show. Anda happy birthday Tobe. No,

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yeah, hell, you know it. She wants that birthday Booty. Call
you guys, happen. Yeah,it's Raby's birthday today. Yeah, still
here, yep, what do youmean, like on earth? Still on
Earth? All right? There's GregGory our happy birthday month, Greg,

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because Greg's birthday Monday birthday was juston the eleventh. Two birthdays in the
month of March. Oh my god, Menace, how jealous? Are you?
Mega jealous? It's not your birthdaymind, No, gotta wait October.
Yeah, there's Menace. We gotSea Bass. There's Sammy Bort and
Caroline there here holding things down therein the Woody Show production department. We

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got Morgan. She is our associateproducer, von our video producer, and
current employee of the month. Ohyeah, he is here doing his thing.
Phones are open for you at eightseven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody.You can also hit us up with the
text over to two to nine seven. Yes, quick question before we go
further, Sammy, I'm an Aries, and what you know, because you're

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so into astrology, do you thinkI display signs typical of an Aries?
I do? Actually, yes,there it sounds like something she's thought about.
It was Greg and I are samemonth, but we don't share the
same signes. Yes, so aries? Yeah, so what does that mean?
A fire sign? So there's there'sa lot of passion, but Aries

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they're well, they're they not becold kind of but there. You don't
have to dance around it. Justdon't be don't be afraid of there.
They're typically aggressive leaders who don't reallycare about others emotions. Would be like
an Aries type of person. That'saccurate. What else is that applied to

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in this room? Sea Bass?But I'm not an Aries, so how
is that possible? But what's yours? What is your astrological sign? I'm
a libra libra. Oh that's myex one, that's you. He must
have a lot of other things inhis chart because he's not he's not a
typical libra. He's not a typicallibra. Libras are generally very well liked

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people. They get along with alot of people. It does not describe
seeing Are you on the cusp ofa libra? No? What you and
I are on the cusp of beingscore pio. No. I mean he's
right in the middle year October thirtieth. Oh wait, you're the September twenty
seventh, that's right. First off, how does she know that? She's
not my mom? Yeah? Howdo you know that? I don't know.

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You've worked here for what eight years? Nine years? I know none
of your birthdays in general, right, I mean it's his birthday month October.
Now I'm four days away from thebeginning of Libra, So that okay?
Is that cusp which again, yeah, not really, you'd have to
be kind of right on the daythat is, because we're solidly in the
beginning of of s Yeah, becauseI I think Libra wraps up like somewhere

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between the twentieth and thirty because myex The only reason I know that my
ex wife was like October twentieth andthen I was on the thirtieth and she
was Libra and I was Scorpio.Why did that come up in conversation?
I think I don't know, dude, Yeah, Like I think it's just,
oh, it's just one of thethings. Are you alive? Are
you on the planet. When itcomes to certain things like like that,
Like I couldn't tell you what eachsign means, what the quote personality traits

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are. I couldn't tell you evenfor my own I don't know, like,
uh, what scorpios represent or whatscore Scorbios can't be trusted and everybody
knows. Yeah, thank you,guys. I think they're they're they're a
crazier sign. Generally, they're oneof the craziest, Like they stay there
because it's a scorpio. Yeah,they're going to be They're always known to

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be the most loyal. How youcan't trust them, No, they're known
to be the most loyal. Idon't think that's true. Google it.
I'm going to go with Sammy overMenace on when it comes to all this
crazy sign. So I've only beena Scorpio in my whole life. So
do I know what about the TravisKelcey like Taylor Swift, what do their
signs match up? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Taylor Terry. She's September

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thirteenth. Everybody knows that. Idon't know what Travis's birthday is though.
The way, did you see thepictures of them in the Bahamas? Yeah,
that's awesome, Kelsey Like, he'snot a buff dude by any means
whatsoever. No, he's kind ofgot the same type of bob that Patrick
mahomes as. Yeah. Yeah,like i'd say, but i'd say fatter
like his Oh yes, he's gotskinny little off season. Oh, he's
spent a whole month and a half. He just what I've always said about

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that's the key to the winning.Well, the key to winning in football
is being tall, much like anythingwith given chicks, if you're a six
four and above, you have areally good shot in the NFL. I
mean he's strong. You've seen themlike drag dudes down the field, you
know. Uh yeah, the samething with title like man, if you're
six four six five, yeah,you're a machine and you have a little
bit of training. Well. ForRaby's birthday today, we started the tradition

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with Greg Gory and we eulogized him. He was still alive. They get
why wait until they're dead. Yeah, gonna eulogize Ravy today now here on
the show, plus the trending newsheadlines. Also uh Raby's Nerd. Now
we'll find out what's happening in theworld of nerds. Plus the birthdays and
the porno Birthday coming up here onthe Woody Show. So Greg I brought

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this table just for you. Thisis a list of seven different insects that
have been found during people's colonoscopies.So how is there one I'm gonna go?
Roach is going to be on there? Cock hold on, cockroaches on

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there. They say they've given thatthey can sweat out a nuclear winter.
It's not too shocking that a cockroach, you know, they can would crawl
a little bit of stomach acid.I don't know why, but I would
guess a fly, fly fly recentlyyep. Uh. They just seem to
have that ability to come out ofabsolutely nowhere. Yep. Cockroach and fly.

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These are these are insects. Beetle, Lady beetle is not on there,
but the ladybug is. Yeah.That's lucky though, right if they
find a lady yeah, ladybug inyour butthole. Because you got to figure
some of it's attached to a pieceof food that you've eaten and you weren't

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aware of it. Now, somebodyfound a bee and somebody yep, there
was a bee that showed up insomeone's calling. We also a yellow jacket
a lot yeah doing I know,how like, yeah, how did you
not cleanse? How do you dothat? Also an ant? Of course
that seems easy, all right?Ants like maybe you're a picnic and stuff

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and you picked something right exactly,But I'm assuming all these went in orally
right. I mean cockroach getting upjust there just for funsies, like when
you're pasted down. But yeah,you had lots of rank and pass get
you get the nose, they getin your ear, and then the last
one on here moth, Oh deliciouswings going up the backside too much,

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Greg? How about a centipede?How about none of it? How about
a centipede? Of you love centipedesright? Oh god, they're the most
discussing. I would tell my doctorif you see anything like that in there,
Yeah, just crank up the anesthesiaand put me down. Let me.
This story is out of Vietnam.A guy shocked doctors when they were
forced to remove a live eel fromhis colon. They never got a That's

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exactly what I was swimming, Greg, Yeah, it just went. You
ever hear about like people swimming incertain bodies of water or whatever, and
like, uh, things swimming upthrough like a dude's pea hole. I
have, But I don't know that'strue. But I think that's like like
or something. Yeah, something likeswims up in there or whatever. It

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becomes and it becomes like an issue. Yeah, I think it's a It
might be a hook worm, amibaab Okay, here's is there really a
penis fish? That's a penis fish? The candy rou is alleged in the
Amazon to do that type of catfish, your favorite red Why the hell would
you ever swim in the Amazon?You know what I mean? Right?

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Well, no, very little evidenceunfortunately, but it is it's a a
catfish. Yeah. Any this guy'sthirty four years old. Is a twelve
inch eel lodged in there, thenI've got a clear answer as to how
the eel got there. The medicalstaff think that he wriggled up into the
patient's backside. Yeah, because heobviously yeah, because he set him up.

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He's like, go on, right, come on, go to your
hole. Come on, come ongoing there. He reeled up after being
held in force. Also, there'sa guy in Tennessee. He is calling
attention to a condition that he suffersfrom that only affects seventy five other people.
It's a it's a mysterious illness thatmakes them see demonic images on people's

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faces instead of the way they actuallylook. It's like demon face syndrome.
That is crazy, like the Yeah, the actual name of this is about
like forty letters long, and I'mnot even gonna try to pronounce it.
Okay, menace, okay, allright, here medas all right, highlight
face syndrome. Okay, here Ihighlighted it. I think I suffered from

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this the other day. You did, you were just seeing demon's after you
did a bunch of I was watchingsome news broadcasts of this lady that fell
in like a river and they weretrying to catch her. But when I
was watching the video, it lookslike the the face of the lady was
like pure white, right like almost. I don't know if you watched Beef,

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but there's a part of Beef wherethe girl turns into a witch and
you see the witch face and itis pure white, and that's what I
thought I was seeing during the broadcast, But when they got it out of
the water, her face was totallydifferent. So I'm suffering from this.
But anyways, this word is humongousby the way. Yeah, I told
you about it looks that way.Here we go? Whoa? How do

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I even finish this promo? Morefur sea? Okay, now one more
time. Now I'll try to doit quicker. Prophos meta poor fromo misai.
You look at it? Greg?All right, yeah, Greg,

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Greg, You're really good at thisstuff. Though, No, Greig can
always now those names. I seewords in it like meta. He's good
at words, he's good at reading, all right. Propo metamphora alright,
alright, what would you say,seas, I'm gonna take a look here.
Protamo for short, Well, yeah, let's go for short. Okay,

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Yeah, that's pretty much yet prosoapo fellas are so metamorphosia. Spell
it p r O s O pO r p r O prosipo p r
O s o e l p Oso prosipo in front of metamorphosia. Alright,
changing of let's see all right,Uh does it give us the definition?

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It seems like they could have shortenedit down. Yeah, it's like
why not simplify face changing? Yeah, like it doesn't even come up like
dictionary dot com. It's not evena real word. That's why. Morphosia.
Well a lot of these things areabout corn. That's a good one.

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So it makes you kind of likelike people have like elf ears and
big eyes and scary. That's crazy. But how we even know that's real
or not? Because you can getinside somebody's mind. Well, that's why.
Just how you know that dogs canonly see and you know that's wider
certain color they have like low colorvision. But yeah, because they can
talk to the dog because you're wellthey look at anatomy in the what's well

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they yeah, what Greg said,But also that's what Elon's helping us with.
Pretty soon we'll be able to getinto this guy's mind a neuralink and
see the demons. Yeah. Fun. This is also put in to what
he describes. They also looked likethey almost have gills on their cheeks.
Really, they look like, allright, here we go, this is
our best shot out of here.Let's go chrmit a morphopsia popsia. Oh

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yeah, because there's no morphopsias.That's true. I can't even hold my
breath long enough to say that.So that's the iem morphopsia. Sure,
hell right? Changing eyes? Allright, Well there you go, demon
face demon alright eight seven and it'sup of the text over to two two
nine eight seven More Woody Show next, hang on back in a few.

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Woody Show podcast. Yeah we arein two another new hour of insensitivity training

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for a politically correct world. Itis Wednesday morning. It's March twenty seventh,
yep, twenty twenty four. It'sRady's birthday. And as in this
tradition, we have some goodies overthere. Yep, very nicely. Two
different people brought in cakes today.How about that Menaces on on the cake
duty. People volunteered. Yeah,and uh, and so we have one

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that Menace picked up their little chocolateround. Actually I didn't do that one.
You didn't do that one. Ibrought in a variety of things.
Yeah all you. Yeah, menIs brought in the cookies. Then,
no, the entire spread is that. I stand the spread. All she
did was take my guidance by havingmultiple items. Okay, see I thought

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Menace brought in cookies, and maybethat little I was because I saw Sammy
walking in with like a big cakebox, right, and the other things
were in plastic bags. You didn'tgot that one, Yeah, got it
all right, says happy sixty ninthbirthday. Thank you, Sammy. You're
welcome. How nice. But Sammylike, I'll do it. This is

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very important. That's Raby. Don'tforget the cake. Gregory's here, good
morning, men, We got seabass. There is Sammy Queen of cakes
and cookies. Yes, we gotbored, We got Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here. You on the phones, welcome to call in whenever you'd like
to be a part of things.Eight seven seven forty four? What he
is the number? That's eight sevenseven forty four? What? Or hit

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us up with the text over totwo to nine eight seven And ladies and
gentlemen, we had a winner.And last night's one point one to two
billion mega million was hit. Yeah, winning tickets sold in New Jersey.
So they've got a cash option ofonly five hundred and fifty one million a
week. That's it, just onewinner. They should throw away their ticket

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then. Now, even if youdidn't win, all hope not lost.
Powerball drawing us tonight and that's upto eight hundred and sixty five million,
and that's got a cash option offour hundred and sixteen point one million.
Nice. Probably not bad, notbad at all? Right, I guess
buy a lot of cakes with thatso much cakes, it's awesome story.
Uh. South Carolina apparently has onepoint some billion dollars in a bank account

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that they have no idea where itcame from. I was really remotely possible,
and now they're trying to figure outlike how to spend it. Oh
really, I just found it.I think I might have left it there.
Yeah, so they're all like lookinginto it, like they're doing an
investigation. Where'd this money come frombefore they start spending it? Yeah?
Where to come from? How doyou not know? You have a billion
dollars somewhere and it's a bank account, and it's not a federal it's not

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a federal it's a state thing,like a state has a billion dollars somewhere.
I'm sure. I'm sure they figureout a way to waste it.
Oh, of course they'll figure outa way. They sure as hell won't
be returning it to the tax payers, right, no way, they won't
be spreading it around. Oh no, no no. By the way,
the IRS says they have almost abillion dollars in unclaimed tax refunds from the

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year from the year twenty twenty.I'm still trying to get mine now.
If you don't, well, thisis from twenty twenty. Yeah, did
you have one that was lingering forlike a Yeah, I had a stag.
I had a state refund. Finallygot that. That was months and
months and months. It was abouta year, right, I literally got
the whole Oh no, the checkwas in the mail, right, I
got that. I'm like, not, dog, I told you, by

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the way, and I signed upfor the direct deposit. So I'm like,
why would you send me a checkyou have all my information? Because
they were lying, Yeah, exactly, that's well, that's the same thing
with me. I have like directdeposits set up. But I told you
how to go through this whole IDverification thing, and they go, we're
gonna send a letter to verify youraddress. We're gonna give you a code
and then go into the IRS websiteand enter the code. I've never heard

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of this. I go there.Apparently it's a new thing. So I
go there. I finally get theletter, which was already weeks and weeks
late, entered the code. Websiteis not working. Oh my god.
So I'm like, how do Ido this? And then when you try
to call, it says, oh, we've exceeded our call volume for the
day. Call back to the dayaround Yeah god. Yeah. So the

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I R S has almost a billiondollars in unclaimed tax refront. This is
from twenty twenty. They say,if you don't claim them by May seventeenth,
they're just going to keep the money. Oh wow, how do you
find out? Can you just goon their website and enter your stuff?
Yeah, but apparently go when thewebsite's open, when it's working. Yeah,
but what I'm saying. What I'msaying though, because wuldn't they if

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they have record that they owe youmoney when you file your taxes for the
next year. Shouldn't it shouldn't automaticallyshow up? You would think? Yeah,
like, oh, hey, bythe way, do you realize that
would you like us to deduct thisfrom wherever your liability is or would you
like us to refund this in additionto whatever you're owed this year. Government
just likes to hold your money.Yeah, and they let you wonder if
you have it or not. No. No, we put this out there

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that it's not by May seventeenth thatwe're keeping that. So we gave you
fair notice and there's no recourse theycould send you anything in any letter.
How are you supposed to question it? Yeah? True, got a letter
the other day, Actually, Mariogot a letter the other day. There
was a mistake on your twenty twentyone taxes US thirty one dollars. Oh
refile or you're like, all right, this goes, This goes back to

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South Carolina. They got a billiondollars. They have no idea where it
came from, right, They thegovernment, local, state, federal,
waste money all the time. Theyhave no idea where this money goes.
They give money to other countries,no idea how it's being spent. They
give money to whatever. Have noidea the COVID relief stuff, no idea
who the hell is getting it.Whatever. Spend all this money on all

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these other relief programs during COVID.Some of it never got spent. Where
did it go? We all knowthey lose planes, they lose everything else.
You owe them five cents. Theyare on You do the public some
of the You owe them five cents. They'll spend however much a stamp is
now to send you the stupid letter, which is one accurate bastards, and

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people still vote for tax increases.Well, I mean it's only point whatever,
it's a office space. It's onlyfractions of event exactly. Yeah.
Uh. The search continuing for victimsafter the bridge collapse in Baltimore yesterday.
The officials believe the cargo ship lostpower and the ability to steer the ship.

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I read more about this dumb ship. This is like the third time
this same thing is not where bridgesclass but where it's completely lost power.
One time it ran right into theinto a wall. Wow, and it
had like structural damage to the tothe point where they like, we're not
quite sure this is going to beshipped seaworthy, you know. And so
it's the same ship, the Dollior whatever the hell's called, and uh,

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kept putting it out there. Yeah, it just keeps making these trips
with all these huge cargo containers andeverything else, and you know, and
now it loses power, takes outa whole bridge. People are dead,
they think about six people are dead. Yeah, the workers. Yeah,
but the ship was able to putout at may day call, which gave
the people on the bridge at leasta little time, you know, to
stop traffic. And so it couldhave been way worse because there are people

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construction workers on the bridgeworking, likeeight workers run the bridge. You see
the video the semi that just missedit by seconds, Yes, watched that
studio thousands. Yeah, I didn'tsee that. Here's the here's some of
the may day call stuffed. Oneof you guys on the south side,
one of you guys on the northside. Hold all traffic on the Keith
Bridge. There's a ship approaching.It. Just walt their steering so that

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under control. We got to southall traffic. I'm mean out through park.
Yeah. If we do stop trafficto make sure no one's on the
bridge right now, there's a crewup there. I whet to notify whoever
the pormant entity, we can getthem off the bridge there, brokay for
once the other unit gets here.All right up on the bridge. Thirteen
is fast. The whole bridge justfound down, everybody. The whole bridge
just collapsed. You you know,all traffic was south. I can't get

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to the other side. The bridgeis down thirty I'm holding all traffic northbound.
Yeah. They probably yeah, waitwhat the whole bridge is down?
The whole bridge. Yeah, theyprobably couldn't even that. It went down
in like six seconds. Yeah,very fast. From the time the cargo
ship hit it. It was likeDomino. So it was just in the

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water six second. You gotta wonder, like, really, like these things
are that fragile. It's unbelievable.I would think I could be able to,
you know, withstand but I meansometimes if you impact something in just
the right spot, it's over.Well. Yeah, if you hit me
in just the right spot, I'llgo down to me. You will crumple

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My fat ass can probably take atake a pretty good hit spot. That
bridge is very a rector set in, like that ship was massive. Robert
F. Kennedy Junior chose this uhattorney Nicole Shanahan as his running mate.
So sorry everybody, but Vice PresidentAaron Rodgers ain't happening because it was a

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real thing and like any of thismatters anyway. Yeah, I think it'd
be great if we could have morethan you know, two real candidates.
Yeah, what's the game plan forr f K. What do you mean
hoping that something running as an independent? Yeah, but somebody drops out and
he really has a chance to winor no, I think you just hanging
in till the end. Yeah,being an independent? Yeah, and who
does he get his beliefs out there? You know, that's the thing.

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Who does he disrupt more? There'salways been these guys, yeah on the
fringe, whow you know, endup taking votes away from because one of
the two parts. We could disruptboth guys actually with all the stuff he
believes. Or how about that guyanybody else? Literally anybody else he changed
his name to literally anybody else inTexas. We talked about that guy.
He does, especially because you haveto write them in in those states.

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I think Robert F. Kennedy's gotas much a chance that guy does,
which again sucks. I'd much rathersee more than just a two party system.
But I know he has my neighborsupport. His house is plastered in
r F case h serious. Andone last little story here before we go
to break Dollar Tree. They're raisingtheir base price for items from a dollar

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to a dollar twenty five. They'regonna be capping all items at seven dollars.
The CEO Dollar Tree says the increasein prices reflects a wealthier customer base.
Quote, the fastest growing demographic ofour customer base is north of one
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars ayear of income. Yeah okay, so
you charge them more? Yeah,well yeah, yeah, because they're a

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company man. They're trying to gettrying to make profits. Here, didn't
we just have a big announcement DollarTree, Dollar General whatever. They're closing
much of stores. They hurt likea thousand of them. Yeah, because
they got Family Dollar. Yeah thatdidn't go so well. Isn't that crazy
that? Like Dollar Tree has becomea six figure person store the last time.
It's just a new nordstrum. Lasttime I was at a dollar store

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in the parking lot, there wasa Bentley, there was a rolls.
That's how these people have money,because they're not out there just throwing it
away. They do have great stuffat those stores, though I wouldn't see
it. I mean seems to goand get to get like let's say,
wrapping paper or bags and tissue paperand stuff like that. Yeah, but

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it'll be so much more expensive atanother place where you can get there.
For of course, stuff like thatis fine. Yeah, like because you
know, what are you gonna usewpping day before? You're gonna wrap something
up? Somebody? Right up?If that makes it right sense to get
it there? Yeah, that's kindof stuff makes sense. Have you gotten
a card at a grocery store lately? Exactly? Scholars, Yeah, cards
are crazy expensive, like it's abig card, you know, Yeah,

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it's crazy all right? Four wouldhit us over the text wish Rabia happy
birthday? Would you yes? Doit? There we go. One from
the six on nine just came through. Happy birthday. Raby even spelled your
name right? Oh how about thatdidn't spell is Raby raven? Yeah?
Nice? Yeah, send your textover to two to nine eight seven boys,

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demon funny shrinks. Will some newsout of Washington State. They now
have a stripper's Bill of Rights.Okay, sweet, so the governor signed
it in the law. The newlaw requires training for employees and establishments to

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prevent sexual harassment, de escalate conflict, provide first aid. Also mandate security
workers be on site, keypad codeson dressing rooms, and panic buttons in
places where entertainers may be alone withcustomers. Okay, that all makes sense.
It can also the law will alsolimit the fees that the owners can
charge the strippers, capping them atone hundred and fifty dollars or thirty percent

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of the amount that the dancers makeduring their shift, whichever is less.
I never thought about that, Iknow, I thought it might be fifty.
I don't know, Like I wonderedhow that worked. Yeah, Like,
because you know, like of asomeone who cuts hair, like sometimes
they'll lease a chair in a salonand they pay a certain amount, or
like a cab driver, remember thosea cab driver would lease the car for

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the day from the cab company,and so it was like a flat charge
for that, but then they keptabove and beyond. Yeah, but yeah,
I never really thought about like thebusiness of stripping other than you know,
it's a lot of cash, likecash business. Right, it's probably
all cash since nobody carries cash anymore. How does that work? Do they
have like you have the atm inthere, they're charges you fifteen bucks to

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get money out, but you usuallygo to the venue beforehand with cash.
If a stripper is smart, whatthey'll do is they'll plant something underneath,
like you know, their ass cheekthat you can like tap to pay,
like tap to pay cash app.Yeah, I know, but something that's
like implanted there, like it'd beawesome, Oh just tap my ass,

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you know, Yeah, exactly.All right. So, uh, there's
this radio message board. I thinkI've talked about this before. There's a
bunch of people I know who they'llthey'll ask questions of other radio people.
It's just an online forum for peopleto share ideas and ask questions or whatever.
Anyway, So this this one morningshow they posted. It's very it's

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very much the Duyq, except it'sit's they're not drunks, they're strippers.
Oh yeah, yeah, so areyou smarter than a stripper? So shout
out to the morning show at therock station w k LT FM and Traverse
City Cadillac, Michigan. Omelet andFinster. Oh yeah, he said one

(29:21):
of them. I'm not sure ifthis is Omelet or Finster. They say,
I went to the strip club forthe first time in years. I
recorded this bit. Feel free toedit or use it however you see fit.
So this is one of the thingsthat people will do on this on
this form, they'll kind of shareideas. Okay, so you want to
hear some of the questions? Yeah, all right, So this again,
it's very much like duy q.Easy questions and will the stripper know it?

(29:42):
Is the question if I pay youone hundred dollars to dance for three
songs, how much money would yoube making per song? All right,
okay, all right, will thestripper know it? Yes? No,
no, no, I know theanswer, So round it up. I'm
guessing I'll say yes. All right, I mean not to the penny.

(30:04):
No, yeah, menas, howmuch three hundred bucks per song? Personal?
Per song? If I pay youone hundred dollars to dance for three
songs, how much money would yoube making per song? Going to revise
the answer? Yeah, yeah,yeah, divided by one hundred divided by
three, that would be thirty fivedollars. Thirty five dollars. That's what

(30:30):
I think the stripper's going to say. Okay, great answer, not the
right one, but a great answer. All right. If I pay you
one hundred dollars to dance for threesongs, how much money would you be
making per song? Let's see fiftybucks seventy seven total? Yah, samon,

(30:51):
what's the answer? Thirty three dollarsand thirty three cents? Yeah,
point three three three three? Yeah, Menas, what's thirty five times three?
Right? More than one hundred?Yeah? True? After I said
a question number two, If Destinyis five foot nine and puts on six
inch heels, how tall is she? All right? Is it the same

(31:15):
stripper that they're talking to? BecauseI'll say no, it's the same stripper
for for all of them. She'llknow this one. What is the answer
Sammy, what was its destiny isfive foot nine and puts on six inch
heels. How tall is she?Uh? Six ten? Six ten?

(31:40):
Can I go? What? She'sfive nine? She puts on six inch
heels? Twelve in shels? WhatSammy? And then destiny is five foot
nine and puts on six inch heels. Well, that should be sixty nine
a group twelve or two. Okay, So if she's five nine and she

(32:01):
puts on six inch heels, she'sgonna be five. There's six four six
four, twelve menace six three?Thank you, I got that one.
How many inches in a foot twelve? Yeah, that's where the twelve came
from? I think in your mind, I'll give you that. Yeah,

(32:22):
yeah, I think she's five tonine add six inches. You're making excuse
three inches in six you just gapedup for samony? Do I'm trying to
give her some bete? What's thatlike? Sammy? Never where twelve came
from? There's no twelve. Butthat's the only thing that makes sense that

(32:44):
is true. That is what Idid. But because what I was that
number company, and what I wasdoing I think was with the with the
five nine. Once I realized itwas six. Was I jumped to six
six and subtracted two to get tosix four? Because that is the ten
and eleven? Then, oh mygod, what is going on? God?
Amen? Okay, such as you'rethe one that cake. Sammy does

(33:07):
have a tendency to make things moredifficult than they need to be sometimes,
that's her toxic trait. As theysay, are you a stripper? Right?
Destiny is five foot nine and putson six inch heels. How tall
is she? Six? She's sixfoot three? You? Wow? All

(33:35):
right, it doesn't even smarter whenit came to the money, because that's
what they care about. Right.Here's another one. Are are you smarter
than a stripper? What does thed C stand for in Washington d C?
Wow, this is what a repeater. We've had this twice on the
duy Q. I want to sayno for stripper. Yes, for a

(33:57):
minute, we'll go back to Sammyand Menas only because they've had this question
now twice in the d u yQ. Right, menace Dominican? Come
on? Are you serious? No? Uh? Well, why can I
think right now? Why would itbe Dominican anything? Washington d C?

(34:22):
Washington d C for you know,yeah, I forget right now. To
be honest, Sammy, I'm onthe District of Columbia. Yeah, that's
right, Washington, Blank, here'sthe stripper. What does the d C

(34:47):
stand for in Washington? D C? Democratic Court? Democratic Court? Oh
my god, it's an indictment.Wow, time one another one? Yes?

(35:14):
Okay again? This is this isThis is shared on a on a
radio message board. Everybody's just kindof talking and sharing ideas and questions for
other people and advice. And thisis from a morning show in Michigan w
k l T, the rock station. The name of the show is Omelet
and Finster, and one of themwent to the strip club for the first

(35:36):
time in years and recorded it's beenagain very similar as you can hear it
to uh d uy Q question.That's funny, but except there's no drunk.
It's just a stripper. All right. Here we go. Spell tequila,
all right, spell tequila. Goodfor both of you guys. Tequila.
Yeah, I mean the stripper isnot going to get it. I

(35:58):
have no faith in the stripper,okay, Sammy, yes, menace no,
all right, Sammy s menace nobecause spelling yeah stripper, yes,
all right, menace spelled tequila.T e Q you I E l A.
All right, T e q Il A. Those are both whifts

(36:23):
incorrect. Yes, here's what thestripper said. Spell tequila T e q
U I l A and she nailsit. Why I thought so? That's
what I mean. Yes, youdid e Q I l A. Oh
you did? You have to?You don't left it out again? But

(36:46):
I spelled it right. It's spelledright. I'm just not saying it when
I spell it out. I takeAdville all the time, Like, has
your body developed an immunity of theadvil or whatever you, etcetera? And
what do you take for these headaches? I can't believe I just spelled it
wrong out loud twice. What itwas you said it wrong loud sailed at
me. I'll play the role ofWoody right now. Here's what Here's what

(37:07):
you're thinking, Sammy, that youcomes after Q alphabetically, so you left
it out after you said cute wherethe twelve came from? You're just dumb
it. Why don't you get it? Damn? Why you get it?
Yeah? Idiot? Okay, okay, here we go. Another question for

(37:28):
the stripper. If you drive fiftymiles an hour, how far will you
get in an hour and a half? Oh, okay, all right,
that's I'm gonna say, no,all around? If you drive fifty miles
an hour, how far will youget in an hour and a half?
Let's I think maybe? All right? Hold on? Uh, alright,

(37:52):
what do you think ray of?All around? Now? All around?
Now? All around? Now?Greg? Yeah, all right, if
you drive fifty miles an hour,how far will you get in an hour
and a half? Alright, whatwe're gonna do on this one. On
the count of three, you're bothgonna say your answer at the same time.
That's fun, that right? Yeah? Are you ready? Sammy?

(38:14):
I mean ready, one, two, three, eighty five? Wait?
How far miles you go? Sam? We got the answer right, Yeah,
it's really seventy twenty five? Yeah, if you go fifty miles an
hour? Damn, because my initialguest was nues that I was like half
a hour, a little bit morehour and a half. So one and

(38:36):
a half of fifty fifty what's halfof fifty twenty five? Fifty plus twenty
five? Then s I'll be woody. Yeah. Yeah, you just had
a lead foot that day, soyou really did drive for af You just
went a little faster. Oh,I in my keep up for Sammy who
didn't know what say your answer atthe same time mant came back for her.

(39:00):
I did you know? I know? What would that be? Yea,
I mean I know you have alot on your plate right now you're
looking at multiple computers you didn't knowabout. Say your answer at the same
time. Very confusing? Or wasit one? Two three? Full?
Yeah? Maybe next time we'll doan example first, I'm talking at the

(39:22):
same time. All right, here'sthe stripper. If you drive fifty miles
an hour, how far will youget in an hour and a half?
Oh? Probably like twenty miles?Twenty miles? Wow, show us your
cans. You have a Venmo chipin your butt? Right God? All

(39:46):
right? Well thanks to ommelet andFinster, Omlet and Finster. Yeah.
So that's a good good that's agood twist. You know, where's a
good scrippers? Yep? Yeah?Or like you know, you can do
that with anybody and any kind ofgroup in particular industry like this room,
this show. You know what I'msaying. All right, since it's Ravey's

(40:10):
birthday, this is something involving acat, all right. Canada a woman
in Canada lost her cat Bear whenhe got hit by a car. Oh
no, so she had him cloned. She cloned a bear. She said,
she found a place in Texas todo it. It was fifty thousand
dollars and for that you get twoclones. Okay, So the new cats

(40:35):
they were created through this this cellcloning, which involves taking the nucleus of
one of Bear's cells into a newegg cell. The new egg was implanted
into a surrogate who gave birth tothe kittens. The new kittens, who
she named Bear Bear and Honeybear.They were born in January. She was
just able to take them home,and she says that the kittens have the

(40:55):
same bold and sassy personality sassy asher old cat Bear. Do wow,
pretty interesting. Wouldn't be down withthat? I don't know. I don't
like it. I don't think Ido it either. It would be as
much I love that because it's notthe same dog. That's that's what I

(41:16):
keep telling Like people, They go, well, you just gotta tell yourself
good things about yourself. Stop thatnegative self talking about Yeah. But I
know, and I go, you'redoing great. You're you're lying to yourself.
Like, how does that work?You know, this is not your
cat. It's not Bear. Thisis Bear, Honeybear. It's not it's

(41:36):
not the same. You still loveBear Bear though you can, you absolutely
can't. But to have this ideathat's it's going to be the same,
it's gonna feel the same, likeyou know, it's not you know,
that's not the same cat. Likeyou said, you're lying. Also creepy.
These people who are you know,getting these dog stuffed or whatever and
just having them hanging around the house. That's right, a statue. I

(41:57):
don't like that either, that noway, no, especially because they're so
good at it. They look realand a love and yeah stuffed dog.
Yeah, I mean you know,you had no emotional connection to the you
know, the deer that you gotup on your wall or whatever. Like
that's different. This is like yourbest friend, right yep, hanging around
the house all stuff. Nope,you're can put Grandma on or requiner,

(42:21):
right, yeah, you know,just because you stuff. Yeah, oh
creepy. These kittens do look verymuch like the OJ bear. Yeah,
well that makes sense. They're clones. Like I'm you know, I'm one
hundred percent confident about like they're gonnalook the same. Yeah, and it's
the makes it. But it's thepersonality. That's the thing that I wouldn't

(42:44):
I wouldn't count on getting right.But she said, it's they're similar,
very similar. If you're going tospend fifty grand on an animal, it's
gonna have to be something exotic.Well, you got two house cat you
know it wasn't one. You gota two pack kittens, Yeah, got
two for them. It's like,get me a monkey or a mank or
something. Look about all those happybirthday raby texts coming in? That's nicey

(43:04):
nice birthday rabels. So far everybodyhas spelled her name right today? How
about that? That's good? Soundsgood any other day? Butchered yea now
eight. He hit us up withthe text over to two two nine eight
seven show. We'll be right back. Yeah. You can get those all
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(43:51):
into another new hour insensitivity training fora politically correct world. It is Wednesday
morning. It's March the twenty seventh, twenty two, twenty four Woodie birthday
girl Raving Raby's birthday today. Yes, a lot of birthday wishes. Here's
to another one hundred years. Thisone here from the seven three too.

(44:14):
Some birthday wishes here from West mifflindOh, Yes, what's up? You
got Greg Gory? Happy birthday.There's menace see bas Good morning to you.
Yeah, there's Sammy phones are openeight seven seven wood They got the
text you could send those over totwo to ninety seven. We started a
new tradition on Greg's birthday where wewere figuring, like, you know,

(44:37):
you hear all these things when peopledie, like all these nice things that
people say about you after your debt, but you're not around doing joy.
I know I was thinking that,why why wait until they're dead? Yes?
Should I? And so we startedthis tradition with Greg and we all
got to eulogize Greg, and hegot to be here for it and and
hear how much he was he wasloved, and so Greg said, hey,

(44:58):
well, let's do this for everybody'sbirthday from now on. It's going
to be good. What is whatam I supposed to do as the person
who's being eulogized? Am I justsupposed to dead? Yeah? You just
listen comment all were here for Greg'sI know, but that was an amazing
voyage you have for you. Soakit up. You know that some people
might throw in a liar or twoto get you to try to talk,

(45:20):
but it was a lie. Youjust soak it up. It was a
lie in yours. Oh no,it was a joke. It wasn't a
lie. It was just a joke. But you know, it's hard not
to chime in, right, right, But you just have to sit there
and be a ghost and listen toall the kind words. Gotcha? And
then I also think you should youknow, if you feel to your coming
on, let it go, letit let it go. Yeah, okay,
because you're going to hear some beautifulthings. Greg wants emotion. Look,

(45:43):
I'll emotion. I'll e moot saythat. Now I think I'll eat
the piece of cake that has thenumber sixty nine on it. Oh yeah,
we got a couple of birthday cakesin here. We got some cookies
Birthday met astride. The cookies,yeah, delicious, They're good. Love
them? Are those the oatmeal raisinsthat even Raby's favorite kind of cookie raise
Any plans for the birthday today?Not really the I usually go out to

(46:07):
lunch with a friend for my birthday, but she's currently in London until she
comes back. Okay, So likeladies lunching thing like you have all these
That's what I'm saying, Like that'snormally the Ladies birthday lunch. I know,
that's like the one person, likethere's no nobody else like lady.
Yeah, what about the rest ofthe hens? You know? No,

(46:29):
I'm going to see one of theHens on Friday. Looking forward to that.
So Rayby, is this is thisthe year that you get your a
ar P card? No, youcan get that at fifty. Oh you
do. I've been having a I'vebeen having it provided some nice discounts really

(46:50):
really yeah, like on eyeglasses,all kinds of different places. You know,
you make a reservation somewhere you alwayscheck Desser an A RP discount and
like seven times out of ten,there is what's better, ARP or Triple
A. M as far as thediscounts go, I think they're probably on
par. Triple A has a tonof discounts too. Yeah, but the

(47:14):
ARP discount's legit. Good to knowthat. Brothers like don't sleep on AARP,
I know, poppin' way. Accordingto their website, they are dedicated
AARP to people over fifty, butthere is no minimum age to joint.
Let's join now, there's no minimumage. That's what their site said.
I remember Mike the showkiller was soangry when we signed them up for it.

(47:35):
He's got a card in my office. He does great discounts, Mike.
Yeah, who agree? Denny's Bookof the Month. It was a
book of the month, Oh,Denny's and Book of the month? Raby.
Yeah. Okay. This is thefirst birthday in a while where,
now that you are of this age, you qualify for something. What just
thought of this? You are noweligible to live in a senior community A

(47:59):
fifty five and older fifty five miles. Which is funny because my mother is
moving into one of these places rightshe's currently moving. She's in the process.
Right. So over Christmas break wewent to take a look because I
hadn't seen this place. This isa brand new build right, So we

(48:20):
go, we're taking a look andit was hard to tell because a lot
it's all buildings still. But theguy who was leading the tour was just
you know, pointing out, oh, bar, here you can get drunk,
and blah blah blah blah blah.Here's the pool and here's this,
and my mom out of nowhere goes, you know, you could move here
too. Yeah to me, whatrule? She's like, what do you

(48:46):
think you could live? That's whatI was gonna say, because Raby like,
now that you qualify, you shouldbuy a house because you can get
a deep discount on those communities.Yeah you can, oh yeah, for
on those Oh well, there's likewhat do you buy the houses you can
get it for like this is dollarsless moving into an apartment and the rent

(49:07):
is eight grand a month. Yeahno, that's my parents moved into one
of those places and their house isnot cheap. Surprised. I was like,
wow, okay, this is morethan I even thought they would be.
Like of these communities, let's saysix hundred thousand dollars house right in
the community. It's going for likefour four fifty. I think what he's

(49:27):
talking about, you can live inlike what Sand Piper places like that house.
My mom's moving out Better Call Saw. Oh okay, now the Sandpiper
community that anybody who's watched Better CallSaw will understand that. It's like basically
they're ripping up. They're ripping offthe the the tenants you know, I
don't know, but the one theyhave the amenities at the Sandpiper like the

(49:50):
pool and the bars and the threerest's what I'm talking about. They have,
Yeah, they have restaurants. Community. That's where my mom lives now.
Yeah, and she's downsize. Sohere's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna take the break. Then we'regonna come back and uh, we're gonna
eulogize Raby. Yes for her birthday. Why wait until she's dead. That's
gonna be coming up next. Weall, I think we all have some

(50:12):
some lovely things prepared, I hope. So so Raby, get your cake,
okay, and we'll do that next. Hang on, We're gonna take
a little bit of a break inthe meantime, please lower your standards.
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Raby. Oh well, this wentvery well for I thought it was nice.

(50:55):
It was. It was very nice, very nice. Yeah, so
why wait until they're dead? Wedid this for Greg and on his birthday,
and we all got to say nicethings about Greg and he was alive
to hear it. Literally the probablythe best day of my work career.
Really isn't costome to do this morning? Looks like Kanye, is there a

(51:21):
dead person in the room. Iheard an echoing ghost who was volunteering to
go first. Great, I guessI'll be happy to Okay, i'd be
happy. I mean not happy.I'm very sad because we've lost Ravey,
so it's definitely not a happy thingat all. I mean, I never

(51:42):
thought that Ravey and I would beclose, considering when we met she ignored
me, you know, the waythat menace would ignore a nutrition label.
Now, our program director at thetime had told me right before I met
Woody and Raby, you are gonnalove Ravy. She is so funny.
And then we went out to lunchand Ravey didn't say a single word,

(52:04):
and I thought, how could shebe hilarious when she doesn't even talk?
And maybe I thought he meant she'sfunny, like in a silent movie kind
of way, like maybe she's likethe Mary Pickford of Radio Ah. Yeah,
old silent movie star. I thinkit was pretty obvious. But as
the years went by, and oncewe finally spoke, I believe it took

(52:24):
a good year for me to talkto Ravy. We got really close,
which is why I have never andI can't believe she's gone. I never
promised to respect her DNR or donot Resuscitate order. She said I have
one and I want you to respectit. And I said no, I
will jump on hobby your chest,give you CPR and say you will fight

(52:45):
Ravee. And I can't believe she'slost. That battle. At Woody show
events, I would always carpool withRavy, and then I would cling to
her at these events like a koalabear because we were that tight. And
I even once had this New Year'sresolution be more like Ravy, which was
the ultimate compliment, because I admiredher confidence, her unapologeticness, if that's

(53:07):
a word. She would let everythingroll off her back, and maybe that's
why she like ducks so much.I think I just realized that the water.
Yeah. And she was also agenuinely good listener, which I think
these days is very rare. Sheknew about my family dynamics and what I
did on trips and whatnot. AndI knew about her nieces and nephew and

(53:29):
her mom and her brother. Wewere just good conversationalists with one another.
And I have regrets now that Raby'sgone. I regret not visiting her in
the hospital when she was on herhospital vacation. I regret making her cry
once during Radio Chicken. That weighedon me for I was gonna say you

(53:51):
if not, if not, forlife. It was terrible. I will
never repeat it. That was adying wish of ras, never speak of
it again. I also regret thatshe never told me that she used to
spike her coffee at work. Iwish she had told me because I would
have joined her now. She alwaystried to get her gambling luck to rub

(54:14):
off on me. That never worked. She tried to get me into pot
because she was a big pot inthen. That never worked. And she
tried to get me into working outand exercising. That never worked. She
tried to get me to be lessuptight and less emotional. That never worked.
But what did work was she andI worked our ways into each other's

(54:34):
hearts. And I will never forgetRaby ever. I love you, Raby.
Oh babe, I got so sweet. That was so nice, really
crying. You gotta keep chugging back. A who wants to go next?
Manues'll go all right? All right. We often joked on the radio that

(55:00):
it was Ravey's world and we justlived in it. That she cared more
about superheroes than she did people.But what you didn't realize is that Ravey
had her own superpower, and thatwas the power of listening. I mean
truly listening when somebody was in need, whether it was the males on the
Woody Show who got in their feelingsoff the air, or someone needed a

(55:24):
place to stay. Ravey truly listened. She wrote waves of vices like meth
and Harry Potter, and we rodethe wave of alcoholism together, whether it
was drunkly going through the streets ofSouthside Chicago looking for Whitecastle or an Irish
coffee in the morning to get throughthe day. And Ray Ravey was always

(55:49):
down to live, life and party. She had a fear of speaking in
public, but was outspoken when provoked. She was insanely competitive and tight with
the dollar. A basic bitch,she was not. She earned her spot
as the boss ass bitch. Herrequest to leave some of her ashes on
the Steelers Feels on the Steelers fieldwill be done because we will honor her

(56:15):
request by using her superpower of trulylistening. I want to say thank you
Ravey for being part of my lifeand I love you. Go pens Woweez?
Who wrote that for you? Iwrote it? Okay, that's very
well written. I can't speak ofthe spelling of it, but I want

(56:35):
to know how he's gonna get onthe field. Is he's gonna get channels
have somehow When they go, ohlook it's for Raven, they'll go Okay,
they'll do it for anybody else.Here's a million dollars. Walk over
at that for that's right, that'sright, all right? Who wants to
go next? Mass Gone too Soonobviously doesn't apply here. But the point

(56:58):
is the point is that she hasgone, and we do miss Ravy now
that she is dead. I'm gonnareal quick because I have been listening also
say, Ravey was a great,great listener, and I many times on
the show we'd bring something up andI would think, didn't we talk about
that like six weeks ago? Orhadn't we tried that in studio? And

(57:22):
while everyone else was like, oh, what's this, I would glance over
at Ravey and she and I wouldhave a knowing look because I knew she
had been listening and caring, andbut if she listened enough to care not
to jump in and say, hey, adiot's we already talked about this and
has let them let them go on. So she was a great co host
and great listener in that respect.Now I know a lot of people are
asking here, this has been therumor, so I might as well address

(57:44):
it. Am I Ravy's or wasI Ravy's Friday friend? For folks?
Who don't know. Ravey admitted yearsback that every Friday she would have a
gentleman caller that would come over tosall her, satisfy her needs. Yeah,
and to this day we get texts, I bet SeaBASS is the Friday
friend. I it's no, I'mnot. Was not the Friday friend.
She hired a professional like male prostitutecompany to do that. Yeah, not

(58:09):
a jiggle, but a company thatprovides jigglos so it's refreshing. So yeah,
I mean just haha, Sea Basswas not it, but yeah,
they would. She had professionals dothat. Wish she had professionals come clean
her house, come give her homemassages. So this is no different.
And I'm glad she had a staff, right, I'm glad she was open
enough as a woman to be thatindependent and to enjoy the things that life

(58:30):
gives you. That being said,I've I saw Ravey and I know her
less than you guys do. Isaw her in my time with Ravey become
a more independent woman, uh,more outspoken, more opinionated, less willing
to put up with bs and crap. And that is why, even though
gone not too soon, she willnot be forgotten that's very rip Braby.

(58:53):
All right, So it's Raby's birthdaytoday. She's not dead, but we
are uled joshing her as if shewas, because again, why wait until
someone's dead to say all the nicethings that you would say once they are
dead? Agreed? Hanging in there, Rave, I am hanging in there.
Yeah, okay, Sammy. Yes, I didn't know Ravy very well.

(59:15):
I didn't know her for that longI've been I was waiting. I'm
sad she's dead now because I washoping that once I hit around the two
year mark, like Greg, wewould become very close. See, it
takes time with Ravy, and I'msad that I didn't have more time with
her to reach that point. ButI could tell that Rave really cared about

(59:37):
stuff around here. She took verygood care of our chickens. She was
always cleaning the cage, and Iappreciated that she always would send me updates
and texts and I'm gonna miss mychicken updates. She gave my nephew a
very nice nutcracker mickey that he stillplays with and loves, and it was
very generous of her. And Ienjoyed our you know connection that we have,

(01:00:00):
although I wish we would have gotto a further point in our relationship.
So sad to see her go.I should be pointed out that Nutcracker
was a free gift from me.Whatever it was still nice, doesn't mean
anything. Yeah, she had abunch of free drink tickets in her pocket.

(01:00:20):
Oh yeah, sure, you knowstill let listeners buy her drinks.
Yeah, this would go right inthe track. Yeah yeah, all right.
So for Greggs, I just wantedto kind of see, like what
would you know, what would comeup? But for Ravey I had to
actually make notes for this one becauseI've known Raby for so long. Raby
my sister from another mister. Imet Ravey in nineteen ninety four. I

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was hired to work at a smallradio station in Charlroi, Pennsylvania, ninety
eight point three WSA. Raby andI worked there together, not on the
same show. She had already beenthere for a few years. I think
at one point it had even beenthe program director. We would work together
there than at one O four toseven The Revolution, to this day,
the best radio station either of ushas ever worked at. Then I hired

(01:01:06):
her to join what would later becomethe Woody Show at Q one oh one
in Chicago, from there to SanFrancisco to replace Howard Stern in mornings at
Live one oh five, where wemet Greg and Menace, Then to Saint
Louis where she joined the Woody andRizzuto Show on one O five seven The
Point, and now for the lastten years here in Los Angeles, the
first person I see when I lookto my right here in the studio,

(01:01:30):
we met and almost immediately became friends. In no, despite popular opinion,
while Ravey has been fearless to trycertain things like her trip to the Disgusting
Foods Museum, the only part ofmy body that's ever been inside of her
is the tip of my finger toget a piece of something out from between
her front teeth. Oh that's afriend. She had the most laser discs

(01:01:50):
of anybody I ever knew, andfor a while there, when I first
met her, I thought that sheknew more about computers than anybody else,
probably because she had one I didn'thave one. But then years later I
would find myself making a trip toRaby's apartment for the sole purpose of providing
her and proving to her the informationthat her laptop. Yes, did in
fact have a battery, and thatshe did not need to plug it in

(01:02:10):
to use it, as she hadbeen insisting. She laughed hysterically at things
like Fudgehouse, Cornicopia, and gasWatch. She bleeds black and gold on
the ice and on the gridiron.She's a Homer's homer. She will defend
even the most garbage of athletes simplybecause of the uniform they wear. But
that blind loyalty doesn't transfer to thestreets. One wrong move and you are

(01:02:35):
cut out forever. Take for example, one of Raby's best friends. This
woman, while flawed, loved Ravyand when they had a falling out,
tried to mend fences with a verysweet gesture. Raby greg mentioned Raby's a
fondness of ducks, loved ducks.She sent Raby as stuffed duck. Raby
opened that package, saw it,saw it was from this person, and

(01:02:55):
without even hesitation, put it rightin the garbage and to this day never
said another word to that person.And as she can't. She loved cats,
and as time went on and becamemore and more clear, at least
to us, that she also likedwomen. We think it's never been proven,
but she did. She kept herlove lust life a secret in thirty

(01:03:15):
years. I never met or evenknew about a relationship until it was over.
It wasn't until she was sharing astory about some of that she dated
years later that we even ever knewabout it. But I'm sure her funeral
will be standing room only, apacked house full of former lovers. They're
to pay their respects, and notone of them ever got a blow job
from Ravey. I can see himout there as this is the funeral.

(01:03:37):
Guys. Anybody who's ever known Rabyknows that she's always ready to flex about
her most recent trip to the casino. But much like when Pinocchio's nose grew
when he told a lie, Raby'sarms would go t rex and shorten the
minute the check came. Shit,Jesus, it wasn't until the last You
gotta have humor in these things,man, Yeah, you got to,
that's right. True. It wasn'tuntil the last ten years that I would

(01:03:58):
have classified Ravey as a nerved.Sure, she was always into things like
wizard stuff and star wars, butthen she went full tilt, bought dragon
eggs, got a Game of Thrones, tattoo which will keep her from being
buried in some cemeteries. She evenstarted a NERD podcast. She went all
in and she clearly found her people, her community. But there's no Robe,
no Wand or Gwen Stefani song thatwould ever mean more to Ravia than

(01:04:21):
her family. Her mom, Pat, her brother Michael, who I insist
this day probably wants to be knownas Mike, her niece and nephew Declan
and Mave, her sister in lawJane, and of course her late father
Bob. Part of Ravey died withBob. I saw it. She would
do anything for her family, well, not her stepfather, but any of

(01:04:42):
the others. I wouldn't be surprisedif she even picked up a check or
two over the years when she wasout with them. Kidding. When you've
lived as long as Raby has,you realize that your family is all you
really got. There are the oneswho are going to be with you until
the very end, like it ornot. And Ravey, while very bad
at doing impressions, is a verygood aunt Nae Nay, a good sister
to talk parlays with, and eventuallybecame the kind of daughter who actually would

(01:05:08):
send her Mama card on her birthdayand on Mother's Day. My apologies for
this being so long, but thirtyyears is a long time to know a
person. I value Raby's friendship andsomehow I'm grandfathered into her life. Had
we met any later than we did, she would never even entertain the idea
of being friends with me. Youcould chalk that up to a miracle.
And if you say you don't believein miracles, look no further than Raby's

(01:05:30):
old bras before her reduction. Thosethings never popped out, not even once,
and that is a miracle. Raby, we love you. Happy birthday.
Oh babe, Well that was great. I forgot to ask Woody.
Yeah, as the person who wasassigned gas a lot of genuine feeling from

(01:05:55):
everybody else. As the person youwere assigned by Raby before she died,
Yeah, to do one thing atour house. Yeah, how'd that go?
Dude? Did you ever see allthe trucks are involved in the Taylor
Swift tour? Yeah, yeah,it's like that, but double it.
Yeah crazy and that's not embarrassing toReady. Yeah yeah, mad sex toys

(01:06:19):
all right, any thoughts, LikeI said, a genuine emotion, thank
you, Greg, thank you,Menace, thank you, thank you Sammy.
Look, chances are good once wehit that two year mark. Yeah

(01:06:42):
for tracking tracking of course, thankyou. That was all very nice.
I'm a little you know, I'ma little bit deeered up about the whole
thing. Good, thank you,well, Happy birthday, Rave, thank
you, We got more. Whatshow for you next? Hang on,
comrades in mediocrity. I want youto listen to very careful. You can

(01:07:03):
all go straight to house show.This is show A bought more. Happy
birthday well wishers on the text verynice. I will say the thing I

(01:07:24):
think that got to me the most. What are you eventually bringing my family
into the mix. That's not meemotionalized, but the through line from Greg
then to Menace, who both hadtheir thoughts written down, and I'm sure
you didn't talk to each other.You did it independently of each other.
We did not confirm. Yeah,and then onto Sea Bats calling me a

(01:07:45):
really good listener. I think thatmeans a lot. That's like a very
high compliment to say that somebody isa good listener, because that skill is
lost in this day and age.So to actually call that out and have
it called out twice like that.That meant a lot to me. Two
were genuine Yeah three times and yeahcalled it out. Actually I believe first,

(01:08:12):
you know, originally I don't knowwhat I said, but yeah,
that that really choked me up.So thank you for that's absolutely true.
All right eight seven seven forty four. We would have gotten candles for your
cake, but they didn't have anyoneof supply. Yeah, I didn't want
to set off the fire. Yeah, and it's already had two pieces of

(01:08:35):
cake. Yeah, he went backfor more. First one is good,
but I want to make sure thatI really liked it, so I went
back for a second just to tryit, and he tried to COOKI.
Oh, yeah, like cookie.Hey, I'm here to cake is good?
I like it? Yeah. What'sthe one on the on the right,
it's like a Snicker's one, right, it's like a caramel, Yeah,
chocolate caramel. It's on the right, right, the other right,

(01:08:57):
Oh, the red velvet. That'sthe red velvet. That's the main cake.
That's what you're talking about. Okay, Yeah, I know the one
on the left on the table.Yeah, all right, what are the
left? It'd be rude if Ididn't have a piece, right, right,
I mean it would be rude.Yeah, and Bath say about our
friendship. You got to have onetoo, and Greg, Yeah, March
fat is not over yet, buddy, ladies, gentlemen, Bodega Brus,
it would be your mama bird ladies, gentlemen, Bodega Brus, disease from

(01:09:21):
food and menaces. Yeah, totallyrough show and we are into another new
hour of insensitivity training prey politically correctWorld. Wednesday morning, March the twenty
seventh, twenty twenty fourth. Raby'sbirthday. Oh yeah, she gets a
lot of mentioned on her birthday becauseshe doesn't mind it the way that like

(01:09:43):
Greg and I do. Yeah,exactly. Menace gets a lot on his
because he loves it. Yeah,to celebrate it. Yeah, celebrate life.
That's Raby. There's Greg Gory,Menace. Good morning to you.
Good morning. There is Sea Mass. We've got Sammy. I do have
a question, Yes, who isthen expert? Then? Do we know?
Uh? Yeah, Seas that's sixsix months September. Yeah, a

(01:10:06):
long way right. Yeah. Ihit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven writing theSea Bass eulogy. I need six months.
I don't know if I do it. Sea Bass is going to have
a does it Suck? For theNew Roadhouse. We title this segment does
it Rule? Yeah? Yeah,this segment only how much does it rule?

(01:10:31):
So that is coming up for usthis hour here on the Woody Show.
All right, So the NFL alwaysimplements new rules. They always get
the competition committee together over the offseason. What are your thoughts rate on
the new NFL kickoff rule. Ithink it's great. I understand it.

(01:10:51):
I understand it implemented in the XFL. I've seen how it works. Yeah,
And basically what they're doing is tryingto make the kickoff relevant again because
the kickoff was not relevant at all. It just goes through the end zone
and the offense sets up. Butnow basically what they're gonna have, I
mean the long and short and whitewill be exciting, is they have a

(01:11:14):
thing called the landing zone. Soif the kicker gets the ball in this
landing zone, which is from thetwenty yard line to the end zone,
the returner has to return it.You can't signal fair catch, you can't
just run out of bounds. Youhave to return it. So that's what
you're going to see. You're actuallygoing to see kickoff returns being done again.

(01:11:35):
Oh here's wow, here's what's crazy. So the kicker still kicking the
ball off in the thirty five yardline like normal, but the kicking team
the other teammates will line up ontheir opponent's forty yard line. Right.
Oh, you don't have the headof the sixty yard head of steam,
right exactly. Also, they can'trun at the receiver until they get it.

(01:11:57):
The receiving team will have nine orten players lined up on their own
thirty five yard line. And sothe kicks that land in this landing zone.
Once the ball is fielded or ithits the ground players from both teams,
it's a live ball. Wow.Okay. So in other words,
like with these guys so much furtherdownfield and they can't touch it until there's

(01:12:17):
no fair catch or whatever. Oncethe player either touches the ball or if
one of the kicking teams players getsdown there and gets that ball first,
that's a turnover. It's a changeof possession. So the landing zone is
from the end zone to the twentyYeah, yeah, I'm not on that,
Like if the let's because you can'tmove until the returner touches the ball,

(01:12:38):
right, But if it hits thelanding zone and he just doesn't touch
it, do we have like atime we'll see. That's the thing.
That's the thing about the landing zone. You better pick it up right.
Yeah. And they're saying because youcan't just grab it and kneel down or
whatever. You've got to grab itand go. And they're saying, now
it's going to change special teams theway that they put guys out there.
They can maybe like two returners.Yeah, there's gonna be two back they're

(01:13:00):
in the landing stone because you couldcertainly see kicker having a way more impact
now because where he plays that ball, it's very important. So it kick
goes out of bounds or land shortof the twenty yard line, that's going
to result in the receiving team gettingthe ball in their own forty yard line,
which is a big punishment. Kickthat goes into the end zone will
result in the touch back. Receivingteam gets the ball in their own thirty

(01:13:21):
yard line. It's okay, Sothat's again it's something that you know it
was in the XFL. I've neverreally watched the XFL. Also, like
an immediate impact on the NFL.You'll notice this right away, and I
think it'll be for the good youplay also temporary or forever. I mean,
they're going to try it. Ithink the fans will love it,

(01:13:41):
and so I think it will stickaround. Now my question is, I
just looked this up. The XFLonly had one kickoff return for a touchdown,
right, which we want to see. We want to see more of
that. That's what we want tosee for sure. But the XFL also
has subpar players, no players whocouldn't make the NFL. They'll be playing
they've been playing in the NFL.There, that's be interesting for sure.
The NFL is also officially banned thehip drop tackle, which if you watch

(01:14:03):
all the film because I was like, what is the hips? So I
saw there was all these like compilationsthat were being posted of showing what the
hip drop. It just looks likepeople tackling, right, but it's from
behind and it's the way their hipsmove. And Roger Goodell insists that it's
caused two hundred injuries a year.JJ Watt reacted on social he said,

(01:14:25):
just fast forward to the part whereyou bring out the belt of the little
flags on it already getting the playersaren't happy, especially the defensive players.
Defenders are really because essentially what thismeans is when you grab someone, let's
say by the waist, Greg,and you just drop your hips back and
twist so your body's kind of behindthem. Yeah, and the injury factor
is now that your body's behind them, you're on their legs, right right.

(01:14:45):
The Players Association already asking the leagueto reconsider. They won't. It's
like I said, especially the defensiveplayers, which you know, every rule
they have changed makes their job harderand harder for sure. And then the
penalty for a hip drop tack willbe a loss of fifteen yards and an
automatic first down. That'll be quitethe learning curve, Yeah, for sure.
Oh, such muscle memory. IfI's going to make the games longer,

(01:15:09):
well, if I've got you aroundyour waist and I'm not like driving
straight into how am I? Am? I supposed to stand up on my
leg? What you're supposed to be? Like? How do you even tackle?
Now? I don't know? Howdo you tackle? I don't know?
But yeah, I'm that sucks.It's going to take them forever to
right to remember. No. Isaw a lot of tweets from like running
backs and wide receivers who are alsolike, say what you want about this

(01:15:31):
rule, but I missed X amountof games because I got hurt because of
that tackle. So maybe offensive playersare happy. You're playing a dangerous sport.
You knew that exactly. I gothurt because I was getting tackled.
Yeah, in tackle football, Iget. I'm just saying, my giant
dudes. And here one last NFLnote, they're making a major change to

(01:15:51):
the in season Hard Knock series fortwenty twenty four. According to the NFL
Network, the show will now focuson an entire division rather than one team,
which the league says will light andload on one specific team first of
all, load East competition concerns andhelp the producers with storytelling, so it's
not like it's just the one team, not just the Jets again, right,

(01:16:15):
so they would do the whole AFCEast, you know, and everybody
would be a part of that.Nowhere on which division will be featured the
season. But do you feel aboutthat? That's interesting because you don't like
that one team. Yeah. Iabandoned Hard Knocks a while ago because I
felt like it was just the samething over and over and over. But
I might. I might go backwhen they change the format. I see
some of your team on there rightdepending of you know what. And I

(01:16:38):
wonder like, because the teams usuallyhave to agree to it, can you
get all four teams in one divisionto say yes. I don't think they
have a choice. I think it'sjust one of these things that, hey,
look, everybody in your division's doingit. Because one of the things
that people were the teams were complainingabout was this competitive thing because you're showing
all these practices and you're showing themeetings, you're showing and so they kind
of felt like it kIPS right.They can in some way that put them

(01:16:59):
at a competitive disadvantage by being onthe show. Have you never heard anything
about that Quarterback show? I reallyenjoyed that one. That was good.
Doing it again. They're having aspin off of that show for and for
wide receivers. So it's going tobe DeVante Adams from the Raiders, Deebo
Samuel and George Kittle from the fortynine Ers, Almon Ross, Saint Brown

(01:17:20):
from the Lions. That was thePeyton Manning produce thing, isn't he He's
doing this another quarterback? But Ithink this receiver will be first. That
was a goods of the vikings.Yeah, we're gonna take a break and
then we'll come back with Sea Bassand his review that does it suck?
Review of Roadhouse. There's a newversion of a lot of menace. This

(01:17:42):
menace request because he is he waspre hyped for the movies. Yeah,
and when it came out, he'seven more hyped. M Yeah, So
does it rule? Does it rule? Or does it suck? How much?
Does it rule? Rightly? Igave it a seven out of ten.
All right, we'll find out whatthe Sea Bass thought. Does it
suck? The review of Old House? Next on The Woody Show, Hang
on, and then I went tothe bathroom and I came back and the

(01:18:05):
planet totally changed, totally different experience. I don't know. We're with the
Woody Show right now, the WoodyShow. So I know. Menace.
Uh. Ever, since he heardit was going to be a thing,
has been amped up and excited forthe remake of Roadhouse. Whenever he saw

(01:18:30):
Jake Gillenhall's body. Yeah, yeah, like dods Jack, because of your
call. Yeah yeah. Two yearsago, Jake Gillenhall came out at a
UFC like an actual UFC event.Huh, Like, what's Oh, he's
shooting a scene for a movie.He's a UFC fighter and using there using
the crowd had and he was makingjack. Yeah, were you read the

(01:18:53):
o G? No? Did youever even see the OG parts of it?
Because that's that's the big complaint.It's like, it's such a classic.
Why I tainted? And it's anironic classic. It's really dumb.
The throat ripping was parodied in theYeah all right, so it's another Sea

(01:19:14):
Bass does it suck review? Hewatched it, so maybe we don't have
to So Roadhouse Roadhouse, same idea. Or you got this fighter who flows
into town to save a roadhouse fromthe law bad guys, and it opens
up to kind of show you whoJake John Hall is is. There's like
an underground fight sort of thing,you know, in a barn, a
bunch of dudes rolling around like clubessentially a little more that makes with Rambow

(01:19:39):
where he's you know, he's justfighting for sport essentially, And they open
up and I'm actually not by theway, spoilers everywhere except for this first
scene, which features a very famousperson fighting. Now this very famous person
is shirtless and in jeans, andhe is very flabby, and is it
Bert? It's Burt Chreischer shows upand so this dude is Greg is kicking

(01:20:01):
ass and he's you know, he'skilling all these dudes. You're like,
how because he's a flabby nobody,but and and and they kind of like
use a lot of c g Ito show him kicking dudes's asses. You're
like, oh, this might aswell be a transformer because I don't think
they could get this celebrity. Theycan't get him to move in a normal
human way, Norris, that wouldbe hilarious. It's like a modern days,

(01:20:25):
like a current celebrity. Yeah,so you got the kids interested in
roadhouse alight. So a spoiler alert, it's post Malone and this is before
he got way skinny, right,so this is like midway through him losing
weight, so he's still super justchunky, okay, kicking dude's asses somehow
though, but I don't know.Uh so, uh, Jake Jillenhall shows

(01:20:47):
up and post Malon won't even fighthim, and Jake Jillenhall wins the money
because post Malone quits, so hejust walks out without fighting, without fighting
anybody. So this dude you're aboutto hear it, comes out to chase
Jake Jillen Hall and Jake John Hillprofessional UFC fighter, knows the dude's near
him, lets him just stab JakeJillen Hall in his gut with a knife.

(01:21:08):
All right, Hey, don't whereare you going? You just lost
me five hundred bucks? Sure youthought this all the way through? He
just takes it. Are they takeyour knife? God? Runs away?
You know it actually took me asecond to recognize you. Oh, oh

(01:21:30):
god, do you need an ambulanceor something? Nope, you know you
got a big ass knife sticking outof here. Are you aware? Yeah?
Is that the doctor character? Thatis that? That is the roadhouse
owner who's there to look for anew person to help defend her roadhouse.
Yeah, the Daily Show girl.Oh it sounds like just something something.

(01:21:51):
I think she was on the DailyJessica Williams. Yes, nice recognition.
Damn Yeah, she is the ownerof the bar who's looking higher. But
again, he was like, firstoff, if you're when you're a fighter,
you and you know you did somethingweird and you don't just get take
the knife to the gut and that'sleave it in there, all right,
So I'm moving on now. Sowho's showed there? So he takes the

(01:22:12):
job at the bar. He's gonnadefend the bar, and Woodie, your
boyfriend Easy Rays from Mayans shows upnoise to be the bad guy, and
he starts, you know, breakingstuff at the bar. Breaking pool cues
and I listened to his uh andI like him and wrote Mayans, he's
a good actor. In roadhouse,you be the judge, okay, all
right, Well, who the areyou? Mister Smiley? Mister Smiley.
Yeah, we've had this idiot grintsince I walked in. So are you

(01:22:36):
happy? He's stupid? I've beenpunching the face too many times. Honestly,
he's probably the punching thing. CanI talk to you guys outside?
You're saying I got some work todo. That's another one, another one,

(01:22:57):
all right? All right's break?Yeah. So he gets Easy and
all his buddies get beat up byJake john super hard beat up. This
is super hard beat up. That'sgood rule. So now there is a
doctor chick though, as you weretalking about Raby, Jake John Hall drives
him to the doctor because he's sucha nice dude again, he's just playing
this cool guy. Guys, Idon't want to hurt you, but I

(01:23:19):
just did because you're breaking pool cues. Yeah, so all the guys he
beat up, they're all in thecar together, right, and so they
show up the doctor. Okay,start scolding Jake Joenhall for defending the bar
all right, before you go,I really wanted to say thank you for
all the new patients. You're welcome. I just love when my yar's packed
full of her responsible idiots. Thatway, the normal people with real emergencies

(01:23:42):
have nowhere to go. That's notsomething you care about. Being a rache
Field Dcado likes to hurt people forfun. Technically I heard people for money.
Yeah yeah, Well, is Jake'scharacter supposed to be autistic? Simple?
So Jake Joe all that fighting,He talks a little still in the

(01:24:03):
movie, and I think he's justbeing himself. So you watch him in
movies, he's just like, yeah, man, she's kind of and he's
in other movies like supposed to beNo, he's just supposed to be like
the Call, he's sort of asort of swayzy like and that he's just
a calm dude, I don't wantto have to hurt you all that charisma.
That's why people keep going back tothe old roadhouse exactly, even though

(01:24:23):
it's a pos, this is morelike yeah, just like special in these
guy he's a bad ass who couldkill you with his hands, but he
wants to help out a roadhouse.Essentially, he's not that cool sexy,
I mean, despite his body Menacedoesn't have that charm or swayzey by any
means. So that we are introducedto the bad guy. And so what
happens. We find out that there'sthis rich bad guy, of course,

(01:24:44):
and he wants the roadhouse to godown so he can take over the land,
build a resort, et cetera.You know, the oldest story in
the book. Now we are introducedto this bad guy because he takes easy
Ras and his crew who's just gottheir ass kicked out on a boat big
choppy waters rolling around the Florida Keys, and he decides, Hey, I'm
gonna get a a straight razor shavechoppy as water idly read this. This

(01:25:09):
is why the writing is quite frankly, as you've heard, very bad,
because why would you do that otherthan to like piss off the bad guy
because he's getting his neck nicked bythe barber. Yeah, and so then
of course he beats up the captainof the ship. And someone just tell
me or remind me whose idea was. It's a higher he's dumb in the
birth place yours, bond. Istill think we can scare him off.

(01:25:32):
What did I say? I said, keep it loose? Okay, hands
loose. I get it, it'sa little bouncy, but keep it nicely
loose. That's all you have todo. Yeah, okay, let me
talk to you for a second.You're in the middle of the ocean.
It is Cara shop like. It'sjust terrible writing. Why would you do?

(01:25:59):
That's entertaining? What does it say? But they have to show that
the rich guy's a jerk because he'sben he's beating up with the help.
So they so easy. Raya says, you know what, j D.
Pardo Okay, sorry, you're gonnaconfuse people. Yeah, put some respect
on his name. That's right.The actor's name is J. D.
Parto. So they try to theytry to kill Jake Jillen Hall by having
someone like fake drunk drive hit him, but he survives that Jake Jillen Hall,

(01:26:23):
he's living on a house boat.He goes back to there and who's
who's in the house boat? Buteasy Ray is looking to shoot Jake John
Hall a little. Does he knowthat there's an alligator waiting outside. I
was hoping to look more like anaccident drunk driver. Leo's questions that way,
but I'm gonna just shoot you andthe gator gets easy So but we

(01:26:57):
found out that Jake Jillen Hall inroadhouse is not afraid of guns at all.
And as you're loving this, soI love it. Yeah, Jake
John Hall doing like crunches on thebow of the boat. All sure,
megaupped so uh. And by theway, this point, we're like halfway
through the movie, Connor McGregor hasnot shown up. He's still he's he's
not even a thought because we're dealingwith all the henchmen. Another henchman shows

(01:27:17):
up to get Jake Jollenhall, like, get in the truck with me.
I got a gun. And aswe just learned, Jake Jillen Hall not
afraid of guns. You did seethat I have a gun, right,
Yeah, you made a pretty bigpoint of showing it to me. Okay,
so get in the car and allI have to do is break your
necks in your middle finger, andyou wouldn't be able to hold that gun.
I technically you'd be able to holdit, but you wouldn't be able

(01:27:38):
to fire it. So it's reallynot that big of a thread, is
it, hambroke? Yeah, asyou just broke my finger. Yeah,
we saw and we just had it. Yeah. Yeah, it explained to

(01:28:00):
us where I think they just kindof the actors go and they don't really
write too much for you. Bythe way, this is available on Amazon
for the people ask. Yeah,totally free if you have Amazon Prime.
So yeah, included in Bruledge.So finally Connor McGregor shows up. We're
introduced to him. He's in Italy, I believe, and he's oh heart.
He just bangs some dude's wife.He jumps out the balcony naked.

(01:28:24):
So you get to see Connor MacGregor'sass in this movie, not once but
twice. Now you're probably thinking,is this is his first movie Connor McGregor,
can he act? Well, you'llbe the judge. He shows up
to the rich kid's house because therich dad who's in jail called Connor said,
look, my idiot son and hisdumbass friends can't kill this bouncer.
I need for you to come inand help. Mister McGregor. So this
is a Connor showing up at therich kid's house. I got a message

(01:28:45):
for you from me, A fathermessage, bother and what what is this
message? M yeh man? Bright? Yet? What can you translate?
Because you watch Peaky Blinders where theaccents of ealyptics on your fadder. I

(01:29:05):
had to I listened back to thatagain and again and again. I know
what it says. Now I hadto turn to go back with the captions
on one more time. Do whata message for you? Father? Okay,
so we know that, father?And what what is this message?
Smacks ye bright heady? So whatyour band bright son? Okay, you

(01:29:30):
guys are closed. It's your benright, Jerry's son. So comcgregor comes
in. They fight, Conor McGregorwins. Classic thing. They go on
a boat, they fight on theboat, and so on and so forth.
Uh, let's cut to the veryend there. What they get back
to the roadhouse. After crashing therich guy's boat into the roadhouse, Connor

(01:29:54):
turns on the rich guy kills him. Jake jill On Hall is losing,
losing, losing to Connor. Infact, Connor and a great bit of
action here slams Jake's Jake Jonhall's headinto the piano. Oh oh, this

(01:30:14):
piano's out of tune more than me, Greg, I think it's very special.
Exactly. Yeah, he's you can'ton like he's a cartoon slash robot
that can't get killed. Yeah,he's full of CTE. Exactly what are
we doing? Pure and so uh, Jake Jonhall kills conn McGregor, or

(01:30:34):
does he? And then he leavestown, his mission accomplished. Noise road
House, road space House, andhe guesses on the Rotten Tomatoes audience score,
Well, didn't we want this?It has changed since then? Okay,
initially it was sixty five percent.Yeah, where do you think it
is now? Seventy okay, seventyone Okay, I mean it's down.

(01:30:59):
I don't know how much, butdown all right, Sea Bass, Oh,
I know, Okay, it's lowerthan the critics score, which is
very rare. Sammy, what I'llsay? Forty two Okay, that's pretty
low. Yeah, but sixty onepercent from critics fifty six that sounds so
dumb? Does it suck? Reviewof Roadhouse Action don't Doug Liman's Man.

(01:31:21):
Good movie. I don't think it'sIt's not great, but it doesn't suck.
Okay, thank you, I've gotsome more wooie show for you.
Next, hang on Willow Show show. Well we just got Menacea, Sorry
Menicon, Sea Basses. Does itsuck? Review on the movie that Menace

(01:31:45):
has been very excited about Roadhouse,the new the new Roadhouse And uh,
somebody is on the text and theyare really upset. I agree with they
are. It says this is fromthe nine oh nine man. Sea Bass
can't give a great review of hislife dependent on it. Oh no,
he didn't say why there was analligator. It was explained in the beginning

(01:32:09):
of the movie. Oh, don'tconsider yourself a gravy view or dip ish
if you can't explain or review amovie perfectly, I don't know what that
means a great movie review? Yeahall right, yeah yeah, swing and
miss your review there, Sea Bass. Maybe learn to put some actual detail
when you're trying to make fun ofsomething so you don't look stupid. Stick

(01:32:29):
to annoying people in parking lots,and annoying people on the show because your
reviews on movies is not the wayto go. Ooh, well, I
guess i'll depend myself. I willadmit I did not mention that the alligator
that eats Easy rayis aka act actorname here. They did foreshadow there's an
alligator in that part of the water. Otherwise the alligator eating him makes no

(01:32:55):
sense. You done, did it? I was gonna mentioned why Jake Jillenhall's
on the road fighting people as opposedto working. There's a lot of things
you can't mention in this mom Youjust take the movie and hit play.
Greg. I'm sorry I didn't toomuch fail you didn't. I mean,
you kind of left out a lotof the action part, which made against
the clock. Yeah, the dialogue. The dial of the dialogue during the

(01:33:19):
action is also very bad, butit's covered by sad effects. We did
play one, which is the pianosmash to say, I think we needed
we heard all we needed to hearwith piano smash none, None continues,
Well, you're trying to make funof a scene without explaining it properly,
mister perfect. I didn't make funof a scene. I explained how Easy

(01:33:40):
Rays tries to shoot Jake. JohnHolly dies with by an alligator. I
have to say this to my wifeevery once in a while, like there's
no reason to get this upset aboutthis exactly, you know, sure,
Like it's not that big of adeal. Let's just take a deep breath
and relax a little perspective here.It's just a review of Roadhouse, Yeah,
and the not good. But thefact that director Doug Lymon, listening

(01:34:00):
to the show great yeah, fivesix two says, I don't know.
I thought he did a great jobexplaining the movie. So it's kind of
the idea to have follow with thepeople. Does his review suck of the
Does it suck? Yeah? TextUS two to nine eighty seven. All

(01:34:23):
Right, welcome back, everybody.It's Raby's world. We're just living in
a guy so, you know,always at least today it's Ravey's birthday.
Yeah, birthday, Rabels. He'sgot nerd now coming up here in just
a few moments late us in theworld of nerds, we also get to
the birthdays and the porno birthday.We were just talking about that Superman number

(01:34:44):
one whatever it's called comic his firstYeah, because it wasn't action comics.
Action comics, so I'll say itwasn't a Superman comic. It was just
the first comic that Superman made theappearance in. And that's going up for
auction. Well, now this otherpiece of movie memorabilia is up for grabs.
It's the door, the floating doorfrom Titanic. Really that just sold

(01:35:08):
at auction for seven hundred and eighteenthousand dollars. Why that, I don't
know. That's a fun talking piece. They can take a coffee table out
of it, Greg, Yeah,you toward it. I tell you who
would buy that. Who should buyit is those Titanic exhibits, which I
think there are probably fifteen of.Oh yes, the Luxe or and then

(01:35:28):
travel difference, yeah, cities.How many pieces of the Titanic do they
have? I think just they havea lot of stuff, a lot of
you know, clothing, a lotof personal effects from people, and then
they're like they have a big pieceof ice at the end, just so
you can like feel how cold itwas when they went the water. But

(01:35:48):
you don't know what I feels like, but well you could tell how like
if they hit the water they frozeto death in like a minute. Wow,
unless it was inside the boat whenthe boat was flooding and they were
neck deep the water. Super warjust keep running around, right, Yeah,
it was all good. No,they're fine. Skin door around,

(01:36:10):
not actually a door, it's justa piece of wood paneling. Oh yeah.
Some other stuff they brought in abig money. Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones
whip from Temple of Doom five hundredand twenty five thousands, Bill Murray's red
rose bowling ball from Kingpin. Oh, that's cool. Three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. Wayne Knight's shaving creamthat he used to smuggle the dinosaur embryos

(01:36:32):
in Jurassic Park. Oh heck,yeah, he kept that turd. Two
hundred and fifty thousand. Jack Nicholson'saxe from The Shining. That'd be cool.
That's pretty cool. One hundred andtwenty five thousand it compared to this
other I would have paid more forthat, well, it's older movie.
Toby Maguire's black suit from Spider Manthree is one hundred and twenty five thousand

(01:36:55):
dollars, and Kate Winslet's chaffon dressis the one at the end of Titanic
she's running around one hundred and twentyfive thousand dollars are insulated from the old
one inside the water which was superwarm. Oh dude, So did you
hear about this guy in Jersey whotook the old hearse and he made it
into an ECDO one from Ghostbusters?Yeah, he turned it into the Ghostbusters

(01:37:17):
car. He spent one hundred andtwenty five thousand dollars is retro fitting this.
Now he's offering Ghostbuster tours of NewYork. So it's like all the
filming locations and you get to drivearound town in the ECTO one. Okay,
how much would you how much isthat worth? For the grammar?
I could tell you how much itcosts? How much? So a private
tour? How much this is forfor two people driving around? Fifty bucks

(01:37:43):
a person that's a person because hehas probably gonna make it the last a
couple of hours, gonna spread itout to Yeah, one day, fifty
one hundred bucks person. A privatetour and the ECDO one will cost you
eight hundred and fifty dollars for twotwo lost one hundred bucks per extra guest
or two seventy five per guest fora public tour where you're paired up with

(01:38:05):
a stranger noise. Yeah, soyou have a bunch of other strangers going
on seventy five. It was justjust for the picture, right, you
get one picture with the extra onein front of the firehouse or whatever.
Well, I mean you go tothe different location. Yeah, what see
a building? Great? I meanyeah, that is true. Here's building.
You're just going through Manhattan, like, hey, we shot this here.
So you go on like the officialstudio tours. Those are interesting because

(01:38:28):
it's actually made up, like likeyou'd have loved it. We went on
the Warner Brothers tour with with mymy in laws, my British laws,
my British the British mothers of oneof my sperm kids. Right, and
they had made up so you callthem in laws. That's interesting. That
was the first thing top of mykid. Okay. Yeah. And they
had like they didn't just have thecorner where The Gremlins was shot. They

(01:38:49):
remade it up to look like Chinatown. So it was like, oh,
yeah, looked like when they shotit in nineteen eighty three or whatever.
Cool. So you got on thosetours, it's like, this is the
same building that was using Friends andfifty other movies. You know, asks
me how it reminds me when Kramerwas doing the tours, Yeah them for
real? Right, yeah, yeah, bus and he was giving them snacks

(01:39:12):
and they were like Snickers minis orsomething like that, a mini Milky way.
Man. I mean, I likeGhostbusters and all, but yeah,
not for that much. Yeah,it's a bit much. It's already been
more than two years. And nowHBO has put Euphouria's third season on definite
hold. Yeah, because I don'tsee what they even would do because Anglo's

(01:39:34):
cloud die and the whole ending ofseason two was about him and everybody around
him besides the cast you know,doing every other job in Project under the
Sun and you know one dying.But I mean, what are you going
to do? So they planned tohave Euphoria at some point season three,
but there's no production start date.Filming was already supposed to have started,

(01:39:56):
like just called already it's not comingback, and every everybody it'll be bad.
Everybody is now mega famous five sixyears from now. And also who
cares you had you had two decentseasons, Freaks and Geeks only had one.
It's thought of fondly, but Iwas canceled. Yeah. Well,
I'm saying, like HBO wants thisto come back, and it will,
you think, Yeah, there's toomuch money, there's too much chatter involved.

(01:40:20):
Just get an all new cast.I just call them the same names.
Yeah, they're going to push this, you know, time forward.
So yeah, the college years playingthat guy being okay, Yeah, all
right, I don't think as muchto explain he took some drugs and died.
Yeah, yeah, hello, hewas already a mess of the show.

(01:40:42):
Well spoiler, like other people diedand at the end of season two
and then so he was the onlyone that lived. He's like dead and
real. Other writers like damn it, Yeah, just come back and be
like just kidding how big at theminutes, I have no idea about how
how famous on that show or wellpart into girl maud Apatow she plays Lexi.

(01:41:02):
Oh not much. I mean sheplays like a semi might be girlfriend
of the dude that dies. Youmight imagine she's Judd Apatow's daughter, right
right, but how how easy andlucky and she's actually she's a really good
actor. Both their daughters act andthey're both good. Yeah, they are
so, but so it's like you'veseen this as forty so is Jane blow

(01:41:25):
In, you know, doing communitytheater and yeah, there's probably literally a
million people that could do that sameexact job. So the so the is
they're acting that good? It's myquestion that's who you know exactly, Like
if they are still good, I'msaying, yeah, if this person is
just so good an actor actress asthis other person, but this person's dad
is so and so, and theyknow more people. Of course, that
person's going to get to like theremight be another Adell out there in the

(01:41:47):
world. No, just didn't getlucky. The holiday is for today,
March twenty seventh. It is InternationalWhiskey Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's World Theater Day, Speaking ofthe theater great, It's cork Y
Country Music Song Titles Day, SammyOkay, shatahoochie. It's also Holy Wednesday,
Rave great, and it's National ViagraDay. See Bess, Wow,

(01:42:10):
you might be in them. Ray'stell us what's happening in the world of
nerds. This is nerding out andwhat you got for us today? Rave?
Well, Greg, you always complainabout change for change's sake, right,
annoying, but sometimes change is awesome. And I've talked about this for

(01:42:32):
a long time that I have myDisney Plus and my Hulu bundled together,
and now just in time for mybirthday. This is obviously why it's happening,
for sure, this is why.Because it's my birthday. You can
now get Hulu on Disney Plus.Yes, please and thank you. It
streamslines the whole process because, asyou know, Greg, we're watching The

(01:42:54):
Bad Batch, which is running rightnow on Disney Plus. So you can
watch the latest episode of The BadBatch and then just click over on the
same app and watch Hulu contest somuch easier. So I could watch my
abb and elementary. How about somethingthat he would really be interested in?
Tell me Bear he can finally catchup at Chump on the Bear. Dude,
it might be a little too stressfulfor no, I think Greg,

(01:43:16):
you would enjoy the Bear why andyou could watch that on your Disney Plus.
Because Hulu is now on Disney Plus, you don't have to close one
app, open another app so manysteps. Love it so much more efficient
now, Yes, I am afan of efficiency. Plus. It's also
gonna help me remember things that Iwould like to watch. Yeah, because

(01:43:40):
you know, there's so much outthere all the time. I specifically want
to watch Showgun, and I haven'twatched it yet because the reviews are off
the chart for Showgun. Showgun isstreaming on Hulu. But because I'm on
Disney Plus already watching bad Batch.As we've talked about, now, I
can remember, oh yeah, Showgunget started. Why because it's all on

(01:44:02):
one end right there a country youShogun set in Japan, the greatest country
on earth, the world. Soyes. Now, so if you're bundled
up like me, your Hulu ison your Disney Plus, So happy birthday
to me and everybody. You're allwelcome if you need some info Disney Plus

(01:44:23):
dot com slash Hula Loys. Let'stalk about the prices right for a second.
All right, It's former producer MikeRichards said, quote, there's a
system in place just in case oneof the contestants pease their pants from excitement,
like SeaBASS, you were almost there, you won that big trip to

(01:44:45):
Cleveland almost Wouldn't that make somebody peetheir pants? I could see that,
Mike Richards said. I never sawit happen, but there were curtains and
a blow dryer, and a pairof sweats just in case, because we'd
have to get on with the show. We can't just stop down in case
somebody. A lot of the peoplethey have up there are old ladies too,

(01:45:05):
so get them excited through. Iforgot Sea Bess. What did you
do when you got on stage?I like fell down to push ups,
okay, ran around. I wasvery drunk. A guy that guy went
to high school with he uh,he has a clip that's viral. He
went and kissed Bob Barker's shoes gotpulled solid move for I think because Sea

(01:45:28):
Bess was that drunk and kind ofbeing a baniac on the prices, right,
they like stopped the wheel because rightand there was somebody with a dollar.
Yeah, there was a guy thereNo more of this guy. It
was funny. It's funny. AsI was going to do another thing when
because it was ninety ninety five metersand then a dollar that was kind of
like when the dollar came, Iwas like, ah, and the guy

(01:45:49):
literally the producer of the side ofthe stage said it's not about you anymore,
took me aside, and I waslike, that's funny. Yeah,
there was there was a guy behindthe wheel, kind of putting the toe
of his shoe. Yeah, likethis person's getting a dollar stop. Yeah.

(01:46:09):
Wow, I'm raving for more nerdstuff. Check out the nerd No
podcast at The Woody Show dot com. All right, Nerd, thank you
very much, Ramo, you gotit done. Time for the birthdays and
your porno birthday. Oh show itsshimay. We're gonna it's Shiverday. We're
gonna sit the tag. It's Shiverday, and you know we don't get Starting

(01:46:31):
with the celebrities. Happy birthday toQuentin Tarantino, who is sixty one today.
Also, Mariah Carey is fifty five. You got Polly Perette from uh
N Cis who's fifty five. Fergiefrom Black Eyed Peas, she's forty nine
years old today. And of courseit's Raby's birthday. Ravy she, like

(01:46:54):
Mariah Carey is fifty five years oldand I left her so she butt up
right. The porno birthday today?Ohay, good thanks. Today's porno birthday
is Tamara Grace and she's been mountedmore times to the championship Thoroughbred. There
you She's been in one hundred andseventy eight fine films, including Mega Dogging
Mission. She was also in BackAlley Dogging. She was in Cougar's No

(01:47:18):
Better also Soap Up the Booty Volumeone. She was fantastic in serving the
landlord's daughter and who can forget herunforgetable role in Poundtown Al alrighty, that's
Tamara Grace who is thirty five yearsold today, and that is your Parno
birthday, your celebrity birthdays, andthat is a Wednesday morning look at what's

(01:47:41):
happening in the world of nerds withyour nerd Out Report. Bur go to
took a quick break and we gotsome more whatodies show for you next,
hang on, We're going to takea little bit of a break in the
meantime. Please lower your standards insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
They show I don't care about yourfeelings. Well that's gonna do it for

(01:48:04):
Wednesday, everybody sweet shocking it up. Put in a little check mark,
a little calendar here, and letme tell you wait. You can find
on today's podcast Wednesday Full show podcastwaiting for you there the woodieshow dot com.
First of all, Happy birthday toRaby. Raby's birthday today, So
that's why on the podcast. You'regonna find our eulogies for Rabi. Why

(01:48:28):
wait until they're dead, is whatwe say. Don't wait until someone's dead
to say something nice about them,exactly, do it on their birthday.
Eulogize them on their birthday. Yes, so we did that for Greg and
now we did that for Raby onher birthday. Trending news headlines. You
can find that on the podcast aswell, plus the birthdays, porn of
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(01:48:50):
Coming up for you tomorrow on apre Friday, we'll have the decision for
the employee of the month. Ifyou have a suggestion, who on the
Woodies Show do you think should beour employee of the month for March.
It's decision time, So go aheadand text over on that or send us
an email email at the Woodieshow dotcom. Also, it's the final round

(01:49:11):
of March Fatness. Oh wow,already can you believe it? No?
I'm kind of glad. Yeah,let's continue it. I know, but
yeah, So the week four fallyfor March Fatness. It's an Easter theme
that Sea Bass has for us.That plus all the trending news, headline
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(01:49:33):
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Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy.Anything you like to add now,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please, Yeah, we have bonus words of

(01:49:54):
wisdom because it's Ravey's birthday. Sofor Ravey, you can only be young
once, but you can be immatureforever and forget the past and forget the
present because I didn't get you one. Tiggs Pigs have a birthday, Raby
all right, Thank you Greg.That's for you, Rick so much.
Greg had a lot to say today, put a lot of thought into that

(01:50:16):
awful rave. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some ofyour valuable time this morning. You know
we love it. Appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys,
can suck it. We'll catch backhere on Thursday. Have a great day.
S M D double M. Iquit this bitch.