The Woody Show May 28th 2024 Podcast

Tuesday Takeover, News Headlines, Cheers & Jeers and more!

Episode Transcript

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It is a dude to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion is
advised. The Woody Show. Thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training Class

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is now in session. E Goodmorning, everybody. Morning. Today is
Tuesday. Yeah, it is Maytwenty eighth, twenty twenty four, coming
to the end of another month,you guys. And now it's like past
Memorial Day, so we could officiallysay that it's summer. I mean,

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I looked at up the official startday summer. I want to say it's
like June tenth or something like that. That's why June is the best month
of alter June June twentieth. It'ssometimes the third week of June, is
it, Okay? I think theysay June rules hard, official start of
summers hard. So there we gobetween now and Labor Day. But welcome
to it. We are the WoodiesShow on Woody. That's Ravy got Greg
Gory. Good morning, men,is nice to see you. What's up?

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Sea Bass is still on location therein Ohio, same as we did
last week. We'll just be kindof checking in with him sporadically, okay
or randomly, sure, both periodically. That's where we're looking for. So
many challenges on that last week,so I don't you know, I don't
want to mess you guys up.Periodically, we'll be checking in with Sea
Bass. He's on the set doingthat movie. He'll be back next week.

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From that, we got Sammy morning, there's Bort Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughn our video producer. Of course, you our guest of honor this morning.
Thank you for being here. Listento the Woody Show phone to open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eightseven. Lots to get to on the
show this morning, just coming offthree days of just straight laziness, I

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figure. We started off with theround of what he showed? Did you
know? And this is something thatGreg Gory has said a number of times
about like how all these uh youknow, medications and stuff just don't work
for him? Yeah, they reallydon't. And we started wondering, well,
how long have they been around becauseyou've heard, you know, he's
got stuff that he bought like inthe eighties. He's like this de congestion

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is just not working. And theysay the same thing about even like dried
herbs that you buy like they willlose their effectiveness the drugs, they will
lose their intensity of flavor on theherbs. Right, I will, I
will die whatever the word is,die on this hill. Cold Medicine Brand
New bought it today. It doesn'tdo anything. Really. You did like

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the the afron that I told you? Yeah, I liked. So that
works. You have dumb telling youif you're stuffed up your nose you can't
breathe through it. Get afron.It's a nasal spray. Yeah, three
squirts in each side. It getdeep in there. Kind of try to
hold it in there as long asyou can. Just kind of let it
soak in there for a little bit. Don't blow your nose right away,
you know you want to. It'snice and it opens up your airs probably

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within forty five seconds, and youbreathe clear for at least a couple of
three hours. Yeah, we canput that on the success So that works.
That helped me. Yeah, thatworks. But I read this.
I thought this was as interesting.Despite the use by date stamped on the
bottle, over the counter drugs lastmuch longer than you think. Researchers tested
the active ingredients and the most commonover the counter drugs that supposedly expired twenty

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eight to forty years earlier. Whatso really old stuff? Wow? And
they found it right, and theyfound that eighty six percent of them were
still as potent as they should be. Wow, they would be. So
I think this is just you know, big cvs yeah, or who have
big suit of fed swap it out. Yeah, just trying to get you

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to like, yeah, my wifewould get crazy on that. She goes,
oh, this just expired like threemonths ago, exactly, It's fine.
I've always wondered how a pill,like a hard pill, not a
capsule, like a powdery, chalkypill, how could that just quote lose
potency through evaporation. Yeah, Like, I totally I don't know. That's
a great question. So that's aquestion for somebody knows more than we do.

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Right. But Greg is an odditybecause medicines don't work and he never
gets headache. So that's true.Yeah, so never had a headache that
marvel. My wife like will straightup refuse to even use like an aspirin
or a advil she's got a headache. I'm like, why you can get
rid of this right now? Yeah? Advil? But tilag gives me the
poops. She's weird about medication.I am too, because it affects your

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liver and you don't want to takeit too much. And yeah, I'm
weird taking it every day. Tookodd on it, yell like they can
mess up your stomach after a while. So I'm on an anti depress and
I've I've mentioned that before, selexavery low dose. But like she has
to thing like a stigma against dailymedication. Well, you gotta get off
that at some point. If itworks to change your mind on that,

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it's done well for me. It'staking the edge off. Like whatever.
I don't know why you're so andso avert to have an aversion to it,
right. Uh see. Research hasshown that talking to your partner about
sex can lead to greater frequency,desire, arousal lubrication, and a rectile
function. Also, talking to friendsand others about sex can aid your sex

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life. It can help to shareinformation, provide support, normalize certain sexual
interests. Yeah, the information swaphere. Yeah, so all of us
here should be totally informed, lubricated, erect. So I didn't have a
NonStop because you know, we discussedon a frequent enough basis. YEA different
things. Also, speaking of sexstuff, what turns on a woman the

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most? Like, like, whatdo you do to her physically that would
turn her on the most? Whatwould be your guests complimenting her? This
would be a physical physical kissing herneck? Kissing her neck? Man,
it's like, what do you do? What do you want to get nacho
all like horned up? You know? I just like, you know,

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put a breath man in and thenwhat? Yeah? Man, you just
know? I guess you know.I always think all that, like being
romantic stuff is kind of corny.What can you do physically a woman that
turns them on? You want toget her all hot and bothered? Ah,
there's a normal? Is that yourquestion? Dude? I just I

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don't know. It's a sexual auraof menace, A legit question? Does
be Have you had sex? Yeah? Many times you and your wife have?
Have you ever done it? Yeah? I don't know. I've heard
some people ask that question. I'mnot kidding. Huh Are you candidate for
that virgin show? No? Itold you. I think I don't know

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very Talking about sex with a groupof guys that are a group of people
is so cringey. I don't knowwhy you're like, you're not as a
you're not say sexual as rav isNo, but talking with a group of
people, you always like you're alwayswith that one group of people and then
the one person is always like constantlytalking about sex and uh, you know,
making sex jokes. And I thinkthat's just like the most cringiest thing,

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Like Greg and I, yeah,you love like it's like constant,
it's cringe af that just doesn't likeit. Okay, Yeah, Sammy,
what would your guest make like Iguess early on, right off the bat,
maybe just play with her hair?That is the number one answer.
Wow, normal by the number Iwould have. I would have never guessed

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like touching the neck or the smallof the back like you've heard. I've
heard about that kind of stuff before. I think they would not like that.
I love it. Yeah. Thescalp contains millions of nerve endings,
and the man's fingers running through awoman's hair is a primal form of nurturing
that just makes her feel loved andall of a sudden next thing, you
know, it's like, oh you'redoing it. It's all primal. Yeah,

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it's all primal. It's a caveman that is my favorite part of
a massage. Yeah, it's likescout massage. That is not. According
to a study, your teeth arethe number one thing that people judge you
on. I can see that.Yeah, yeah, I could. How
the world yep, there are anestimated three million ships that are on the
ocean floor. That's so weird.On the world's ocean floor, there are

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three million ships million sitting there.I know, that's just mind boggling.
Greg, you won't like this one. About seventy billion insects are deep fried
every year. Well, at leastthey're getting killed, so good. Yeah,
okay, gross, body showed.Did you know only three words in
standard English begin with the letters dW. Do you think of any dwell

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dwell as one? Uh, dwindledwindles the second one and right there,
man, you have one dwarf dwarf. Those are the only good three guys.
Yeah, that's it. That's weird. Men hold about five percent of
the nursing jobs that exist except themilitary. The military they make up about

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thirty five percent. But outside ofthe military, of all the nursing jobs
like seeing more and more male nurses, men hold about five percent of those
jobs. About sixty eight pounds theycould have had one more pounds. Sixty
eight pounds of clothing per person inthe US is thrown away each year.
Really not donated either, just throwingaway per person. Yeah, sixty eight

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pounds. How much stuff are youguys throwing away? Does that include?
Okay, so shoes are heavier,yeah, yeah, jeans are heavieratures are
heavy, yeah, jackets, ohmy god. Oh the clothing fun fact.
Twenty percent of men don't change theirunderwear on a daily basis. Okay,
I believe it. Yeah, yeah, men are kind of gross.
And I'll give you one more beforewe move on. About forty eight percent

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of people get hung up on sothe person can take another call. Okay,
okay, yeah, I don't careif somebody does that to me.
Yeah, Well, didn't they tellyou or just hang up on you to
take the other call? Oh no, no, they'll tell you. Yeah,
I got it a call like mymom's calling. Yeah, I guess
that counts. I get what I'mthinking about. Didn't we have something that
was a hack? Uh? Moral? But yes, all right, So

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you're on a call, you're tryingto get off the call, and the
person's like the one more thing,one more thing. One more thing.
You can't get off the stupid call. Don't just hang up because it'll say
that you know they hung up onyou. Call ended, call ended,
right, But you've got to gointo your settings and right as you're talking
to the person, hit airplane modeand it'll say call failed obviously lost a
signal. Yeah, what a greattip. I have definitely used that.

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It used to start screaming like I'min a tunnel. Now it's like,
man, where are you that you'realways in a tunnel. I'm gonna lose
you. Although there is legit oneplace, and I always wonder if people
think I'm just making it up.There's a part of my drive home,
which is where I make a lotof my calls, and the way from
work back to the house where itducks out at the same place, there's
a hill that I have to goup from the bottom of the hill until

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pretty much I get to my house. Yeah, no signal. Yeah.
I warned people in those places,like, hey, I'm about to lose
you. But I wonder if peoplethink I'm lying, Yeah, just to
get off the phone. Yeah,but legit and I'll sit at the bottom
of the hill. I'll pull alongthe side of the road, you know,
the curb or whatever, finish thecall, and then head up the
hill. Goes where were you Italked to you on your way home half

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hour ago. I'm like, Iwas at a call about in the hill.
Tell these people you'll call them back, man before we move on,
Woody, you and I, ohman, it's a huge apology for our
non stop, cringe worthy sex talk. Yeah. But also I just it
feels like the people that talk aboutthe most are the people that are not
doing it. Oh, I'm doingit. I believe Greg's doing this for

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sure. And I just find alot of that kind of like, you
know, the fact that we laughabout sixty nine. I find that funny.
Yeah. Yeah, and I willnever not right exactly do you live
your life? I don't want tostop more. What he shows next?
Hang on Almond. Oh yeah,I know it's amazing, but yeah,

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okay, thank you, and weare in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Itis Tuesday morning. It's May twenty twenty
four. Thanks for being here.I'm Moddy. That's Ravy. Good morning.

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There's a what can we hear?Raby hi oh hi? I cannot
hear Raby, I hear barely.Hello, Yeah, there you are there,
Hi Rabs. Good morning fellas.There's Greg Gory. Good morning,
we've menace. What is up?See Bass is on the scene. He's
on set again this week for hishis big movie that he's filming there in

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Ohio. Good morning, Sea Bass. Uh huh dammy, we got the
phones open eight seven seven. That'seight seven seven forty four. What you
can hit us up with the textover to two to nine eight seven.
How is everybody's weekend? Good?Awesome? Fast? And he cheers and
jeers from the weekend. Do youremember that, by the way, cheers

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and jeers for TV Guy. Yeah, we were talking about this the other
day. In fact, Sea Basswent ahead and he he did something very
creative for us. He he hecreated something here. Hold on one second,
okay, it's a it's a themehere we do jeers. Yeah,

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it's like a workout video. Ohmy god, I know, right,
sweating appropriate for when this used tobe in TV Guy. That's true.
Yeah, I love it. Youfeel like I need to get into a
corvette right now. Oh definitely.The top is down and it's very sunny.
Wait at the top of the car. Your top right now you're draped

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over the hook. That's right,a good car washing video. I have
some cheers and jeers, go ahead, Yeah, all right, my cheers.
Is I saw Andrew Schultz do standup for the very first time.
If you don't know him, he'sfrom Guy Code. He was on the
Tom Brady Roast. Really funny guy. I really enjoyed his stand up.
I don't know how you feel abouthim, Steve Bass, you're a connoisseur

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of con Yeah, well I didlike I did a good job with the
Brady Roast, and I like Iplayed with Hiss a while ago. I'm
not getting the hair the hair cutsa little. Uh yeah, he makes
fun of the hair in his standup. Well, you know you know
a way to fix that. Uh, we're gonna complain about it. He's
a skin he's a skin shave upup like to the top of ears.

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It's like a very peaky blinders Iguess sort of thing aggressive mustache. Yeah,
but I really enjoyed a stand upthat was really good. I guess
my gears would be is I hada mishap in the hotel where you know
how they tuck everything they tucked theblankets in. Yeah, they tuk it
tight. Yeah, it was onSeinfeld. They talked about it. So

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they tucked the bed sheets so tight. I'm pulling on them and I'm pulling
on them and I lose my gripand my hand goes back down and I
punched myself so hard, knocked thewind out of myself, like aggressively,
like full force, right into therosin bag and I was gasping for air.

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Yeah, just like you get in, you get in, and like
they talk them so tight, Yeah, untalked. Have you ever have you
ever gotten to a hotel and theyhave the bed made in that way that
you realize the next day, Ohmy god. I wasn't sleeping with my
sheet. I was only using thecomforter. Yeah. Yeah, there's like
it seems like a million layers.You can't even which is wait yeeah.

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But be careful out there, people, Yeah, yeah, take it easy
out there, watch your bags,yeah yourself all right? Raby cheers and
jeers. My cheers and jeers involvedthe same thing, and that is the
movie furiosa first, my cheer.The movie is legit really good. I
loved it. Has awesome action andinteresting story, great character development. It

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looks incredible. One review calls itemotional and aggressive at the same time.
That is my favorite thing. Youhold on one second rate, I need
to uh yeah, there you go. I've had enough cheers and jeers music.
Oh yeah, I was feeling ita group cheers, so cheers cheers

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to Furiosa. It was fantastic,my jeer. Nobody went to see it.
Oh really, what are you peopledoing out there that you want to
get yourselves to the boats? Waita minute. It wasn't necessarily that movie.
Wasn't it like a record, arecord for weekends. But Garfield did
what it was expected to do.Fury Alsa did about fifty million dollars less

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than it was cracking, and Icouldn't believe it. There are movies out
there that just aren't meant to beseen at home. Furiosa is one of
them. I saw it on aImax screen and it is it? Because?
Is it? Because no one really? I mean that actress has been
around, but no one really knows. And Taylor like, yeah, is
that Charlie. Charlie's their well,Charlie's Thearren did the original in Mad Max

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and it's like that character's prequel story. They're saying to the average audience,
They're like, what's going on here? I don't know, are they?
Well, then I'll jeer the averageaudience for being stoops. They went outside,
they didn't go to the movies.Yeah, well, look it has
great reviews ninety and ninety from criticsand the audience, and it's well worth

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your time. And I jeer youfor not going all great. Your cheer,
your jeer. My cheer is Rememberwhen seabask brought in the Costco cinnamon
rolls and they changed my life forthe better, and I almost cried.
They were so good, Like,I mean, cry good, that's how
good they are. I had asimilar food situation with something, and never

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in a trillion years when I thinkI would say this. I was making
a Caesar salad and I wanted croutons, and I got the only crutons they
had available, which were vegan croutons. Okay out with Rosemary, And I
thought, Okay, that sounds weird, but I don't want to go to
a different store just for crutons.Oh my god, they're cry good.

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They're so good, they're insane.I'm going to bring them in for everybody,
I need to say, are lifechanging. I saw, God,
it was I was walking on water. They're insane. They're the Costco cinnamon
roll of croutons. It's so damngood. I refuse to eat salads without

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croutons. Oh you're gonna cheese andvegan and bacon bits and the vegan that's
they don't think vegan would be likeno butter, essentially right, I guess.
But then somehow they miraculously made themtaste so buttery. They're called their
Croissantic croutons vegan and they're too diefor but like okay, so then the

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bread like no egg I have?I guess I didn't even read butter ingredients.
Oh my god, wait to makesure no butter on top of the
crouton. Did you just pop up? Could you pop them straight of the
bag, Greg, I'm one hundredpercent. Did you put them in a
bowl like cereal? Absolutely life changing? Life changing? My jeer is to
any uh what do you call them? Instant coffee maker like an espresso.

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I have one of those and Ihaven't used it in ages. They used
it this weekend crap coffee never hot. Wow, it's convenient, but it's
garbage what you used? Do youjust use the basic pods or do you
because you can get all kinds fromall over the country. I got a
variety pack and yeah, oh Idon't know what they are. Basically,

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I just throw them in and whatevercomes out comes out. And it's never
warm, it's never strong, it'salways odd tasting. They all suck.
They haven't mastered that instant coffee stuff. Okay, I'll grab you a couple
because I love mine. I actuallybought. I thought you were off board.
No no, no, the thenEspresso one, I hate it.
It tastes like crap. But Igot the curic one. I love it.

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I got a Walmart exclusive by theway, where he can do hot
and cold coffee. Oh rip.And yeah, I've become a connoisseur of
the CA cup where I get likeStarbucks, Dutch bros you know from because
you can't get them everywhere in alltypes of them. So I'll get a
little variety pack together. All right, thank you? All right? Sea

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Bass cheers and jeers, well,cheers. Ravy will appreciate this one.
The CBS Morning News or Sunday MorningNews, Oh yes, CBS Sunday Mornings
for old, big slow. Yeah. I love my favorite show. They
will They will do, They willdo, just like four minute shot of
birds in a pond, right right. They actually had a really good piece

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on for Memorial Day on this theWorld WARLD two Museum in New Orleans about
how they were taping these old peopleas they like, because we're running out
of world, world, they're dying, and so they would literally ask them
a thousand questions and then you goin and ravy double cheers from you.
Yep, it's not AI, it'sactual real peace. Right. I saw
that piece and I now want togo to that museum, which is in

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New Orleans. Told you it waslike overwhelmingly awesome, and yeah, it's
like, oh, your great greatgreat grandson could come in here and ask
you questions and there you are,being all old and Q the punchline of
the Sea Bass's cheer, I don'tthink there's a punchline. It wasn't just
coming from sea bats. Of allthe things he could have chosen, like,
oh, two chicks, one tone, I was of my intellectual superiority

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over another. This weekend, Iwas about to have a cheers for uh
NFL owner Mark Davis of your ofyour Raiders. The rumor was that he
got okay. So, if yourecall in twenty twenty two, he was
sitting next to the smoking hot girlin the owner's box at a Raiders game,
and everyone's like, oh, MarkDavis, you gross old man,

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with you grossery weird bowl cut.You're banging this hot little chick. Well,
the rumor was that he had gottenher pregnant because on her Instagram,
by the way, her name isHaley Hayden excuse me, Hayden Hopkins,
she posted like a baby bump photoin her hot body byody. But she
has a boyfriend, which is weak. So the jeers goes to this dorc
who's reported that as being and gettingmy hopes up? Is that being marked?

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Yeah? Well yeah, you weren'tthe only one that thought it was
real, because they've been reporting fora long time that this was his like
girlfriend, and no one it.She never denied it. He never denied
it, and then only until likepeople said it was his kid like later
in the day after all the reportscame out, said oh, by the

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way, she come out. Now, let me explain why that happened.
Menace, Now, why does everybodythink this this twenty six year old.
I guess former, she's a dancers, got big fake boobs. She's fantastic.
Yeah, other than getting credy,which was dumb. Yeah, why
would they think that she Yeah,why do they think that she hasn't have
a boyfriend? Oh, it's becauseevery single photo on her Instagram is her
being a hot thhot over there,and because she knows what she's doing,

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because she knows if she posts pictureswith her boyfriend. Boo, guess what,
she's not getting into the owner's boxat the Raiders game. And nobody
said she doesn't have two undred fiftythousand Instagram followers of guys you're like,
oh, this is a great coolnice So I guess I guess jeers to
this guy. And by the way, this guy, I'm not gonna get
a name. I'm not gonna givehim credit, but apparently he is a
writer for a great site. BroBible, Bro Bible, I hold you

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to hire a journalistic standards. Weall did get your fast, right,
we all did? Yeah? Allright, Sammy, your cheers and jeers,
Yes, my cheers is that Iwent to visit my family over the
weekend. My parents and I finallygot my dog back. She's been with
them for a few weeks because I'vebeen so busy, So I was so
excited to see her and finally haveher back. But my jeers is the

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traffic this weekend getting there, Andit was one of the situations where as
soon as you got on the road, twenty more minutes added, twenty more
minutes added, just kept adding andadding. The second I got on the
road is the first Yeah, holidayweekend, Yeah, exactly, what are
you? What's yours? All?Right? So my cheer is for the
first time, and I would say, like over a year, I got

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the best sleep score I've ever gotten, which is in ninety five. Wow,
I heard of a ninety five sleepscore. You have no idea?
And like usually like if I ifI'm really outstanding with a particular day of
sleep, I'll get like an eightyfour. And if you're wondering, I
used this the Aura ring O Ur A and it's a great sleep tracker.
It's just like I wear it asa wedding vand yeah, but it

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tracks all kinds of stuff. It'svery very good. It's like one of
the best sleep trackers on the market. Because I've been trying to do a
better job health wise with you know, starting with sleep and doing some other
stuff. Okay, so I gota ninety five, and then I always
asked like, well, what changed, right, because the Apple even asked
like, hey, what did youdo over the last twenty four hours?
It changed well for the first time, and over a month, I got

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laid so wow, yeah, overa month. So yeah. So I
looked at h I looked at mywife, and I go, see,
well, because there was all kindsof stuff. We we had a lot
of things, a lot of thingsgoing on. Then uh, you know,
she had her her visitor and thenthere was you know, all kinds
of stuff. But anyway, I'mlike, geez, So I put it
right there, I said. Isaid to her, I said, you

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know, look, I said,you know, if you really are concerned
about my health, that you needto do a much better job. But
the frequency step it up, ladies, step it up. Yeah, yeah,
have Is it a coincidence? Maybe, but I'm not going to tell
her that sleep score it's unbelievable.So cheer to that, jeer. We
lost a great member of society.Ladies and gentlemen were's obviously been a lot

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of death in the news to report. But the world's most arrested man has
died. Oh no, his nameis Henry Earl. He just died.
He was seventy four years old.He had been arrested over fifteen hundred times.
Wow, mostly for public order offenses. Now I do have a clip
here. This is Henry getting sentencedfor his one thousandth arrest and the uh

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and the judge deciding to give hima creative sentence for the occasion. Here
we go, let's see if wecan hear this. But here we go,
here we go. You a thousanddays, appropiate. There's a lot
of time, but you can doit. Just do the best you can.

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But we'll see you Thursday. Seeif you like it then okay,
all right, So yeah, Igive him a thousand days for thousands aready.
You can do it for stopped andarrested. But he's been arrested fifteen
hundred times. So he's been arrestedfive hundred times since then since that moment.
Damn. Yeah, so we losta good one for working as a

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judge. Yeah, yeah, youcan do that for anniversary. Give you
a thousand days. It does soundlike good. Was holy crap, all
right, the show's next thad onehens, but not when you hear stuff
like this that I think find heinous, the Woody show. Besides all the

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storms that have been blowing through everywhere. Yeah, it's some incredible weather if
you want like videos if you livein these places, man, I mean,
you know at firsthand, but justto storm, the rain, the
lightning, the thunder, tornadoes,wins, the hail, the size of
golf ball. Who never turns offthe weather channel most Yeah, he's permanently

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rotted. Yeah, so that's that'sobviously one of the big headlines just in
general across the country. But man, a lot of death in the news.
You know. We had basketball legendNBA Hall of Famer broadcaster Bill Walton,
Bill Walton, who has died seventyone had cancer. Yeah, surrounded
by family when he died. Butseventy one not not old, No,

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I mean old, but not Billwas. Bill was awesome. He was
so cool, Yeah, very cool. He was a big, grateful dead.
Yeah. I got to go tohis house a couple of times because
a friend of mine. Yeah,a friend of mine was he came to
his fancy friends. Well he wasa my friend was a private chef slash

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caterer and he somehow got hired byBill. And then when they had a
party, he had me over andthen a friend, another friend was getting
married and he let him do therehearsal dinner at his house. His house
was like this compound and it washe had Speaking of the Grateful Dead.
He had this custom made dining tablethat was hand carved to look like the
cover of the Grateful Dead album.Yeah cool on it, Yeah, yeah,

(29:22):
totally good and the rest of yourdecorse it would be really classy.
He was so nice. He letus swim and hang out. We were
just hanging out all day and hisson Luke was a little kid playing video
games while we were there. Didyou tell us the story before? I
don't think so. I think Imaybe did. I don't know. It
was it was forever, God,I don't remember it. He was just
so nice. Everything that you're hearingabout him in the news, that he

(29:44):
cared about other people and was agood listener, all true. He was
such a nice guy. Wow.Well, Bill Walton dead at seventy one.
Also the parents of that professional golferwho all of a sudden died thirty
years old. People were like,what the hell happened? There? He
had? Uh he had dropped outwith Drew from the Charles Schwab Challenge,
like you know, after an illnesslike the day before. We were like,

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what the hell is going on?Of course you get all the people.
Oh I bet you he had thejab, Oh right everything. Yeah,
Well, it turns out his parentssay that he committed suicide. Very
sad. That's awesome. Yeah,golfers, we are just inconsolable over it.
Yeah, two time PGA Tour winner. I heard something about like he
was a recovering alcoholic. Maybe theyhad something to do. I don't know,

(30:30):
but thirty years old man very sad. Grayson Murray, Yeah, I
didn't know who. He's a twotime PGA tour I mean I don't.
I don't follow golf very heavily.But my brother who does knows who he
is. HM and Johnny Whackter,you know the actor from General Hospital talking

(30:52):
about that. Yeah it was uhuh Morgan Spurlock, right, who who
passed away? I told you mightcheers and jeers. The world's most arrested
man has passed away. I mean, all right, Tor, we're losing
all the good ones man. Righton Friday, the TSA screen two point
nine to five million airline passengers.That's a new record for the most ever

(31:15):
on a single day. Real,how did that? I mean, how
is it that we've gotten more thanever? Like? It seems like I
don't know, like just now we'resetting this record. It seems like every
year there's a new record. Ithink flights have gone more affordable though,
right, there's more and more lowcost carriers. Okay, that's true than

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ever before. Yeah, they didn'tsay how many people flew yesterday, but
the previous record of two point nineto one million was set back in November.
The airline industry anticipating a record summertravel season, up six point three
percent from last year. You gottathink Spirit Airlines for those forty fights,
right, Yeah, But how's Spiritgoing bankrupt? Is the question? If

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they're doing that much, Spirits goingbankrupt? Weren't they? Am I misremembering
that? I don't know. Iknow they were doing a merger. They
were trying to merge with a JetBlue. They were trying to merge,
But I don't think they were bankrupt. Qatar Airwaves they had a jet that

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was a hit with some turbulence overthe weekend. No passengers quote literally flying
around the cabin. Some said theywere convinced they were about to die.
Oh my god, that's the secondturbulence story we've had, right, yeah.
God. And another news, BettyNash, who was the holder of
the Guinness World Record for longest survivingflight attenant, has died. Speaking of

(32:45):
people dying, at the age ofeighty eight, she started with Eastern Airlines.
Oh, Airlines. I don't evenremember that back in nineteen fifty seven.
I remember Eastern Airlines when we wentto Yeah, because growing up we
went to Disney World one time.I was eight years old and we flew
on Eastern Airlines. Ah, Inever heard of it. The only reason

(33:07):
I remember they had like silver jetswith like a blue stripe down the side
of it. Okay, okay,that's a safe coud. That sounds good.
So I'm looking at the Spirit Airlinething. And it was rumors,
but the CEO says it's a misguidednarrative about the company. All right,
Apparently Eastern Airlines still a thing.No, not these not the Eastern Eastern

(33:30):
Airlines moved its headquarters to Kansas Cityin February. I know, was that
a new Eastern Airlines because they hadgone, they had been they had they
had been absorbed by you know whenall these mergers happened. I forget who
who absorbed them at the time,but Ravy check on pan am the pan
am or Us hair check on tw A, I remember they Yeah,

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are they doing good? Yeah?Anyway, she continued then to work for
Americans for the rest of her life. Ah, good for her. Pretty
crazy. Let's see what else dowe got going on here? Oh,
Millie Bobby Brown and Jake bon Jovi. He got married, My son is
man. He's recovering. He's,you know, all crushed up on Millie

(34:14):
Bobby Brown, although he's kind ofmoved on to uh, what's your name,
Jenna? Yeah? Yeah. AlecBaldwin's gonna have to face trial for
all the involuntary manslaughter stuff over therust shooting. Jelly Roll says he needs
marijuana to stay sober. I thoughtthat was an interesting headline. It's the

(34:35):
only thing that made him sober.Yeah, well, at least to stay
away from the other drugs that he'susing the past, the harder stuff.
He swears by it. You knowthat you know, pot has helped him
lower his anxiety and you know,lessen the need to find relief in riskier
drugs. Okind of drugs. Ifeel like we talk about this all the
time, but here we go againNicki Minaj, that whole story, the

(34:57):
rapper Nicki Minaj arrested find the airportand Amsterdam officials found some pre rolled joints
in her luggage. Why why likethat? Okay, people talk about the
ignorance ignorance of Americans, and Iwill agree a lot of times I go,
oh, please shut up. ButI think that this is a real
true thing where we think that becausethings are legal where we are, and

(35:19):
we have a certain set of valuesor ways that we live in society here,
that it translates when you travel idiots, stop traveling with weed. Britney
Griner, Right, hello, ostupid, Like you can't do without for
one trip? You can get itwhen you're there, I'm sure, right,
Yeah, why put it in yourluggage? Yeah? Yeah, Like

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she said, well, they didn'task permission to, like they don't have
to their security permission. I forgetexactly how she said it, but basically
was like then they didn't have permissionto look through her bags. It's like,
okay, yeah, I mean sheshe posted a bunch of stuff on
social saying that the arrest was anattempt to quote sabotage her tour. All

(35:59):
right, bitch, yeah that's what. Yeah, that's what they're doing.
Some house listings for Greg Gory JudgeJudy's New York City penhouses on the market
for nine point five million dollars.Whoa just one of many properties that she
owns. Obviously she's very well paid. This penhouse, four bedroom, four
bath, chef's kitchen, wood paneledlibrary, formal dining room. It's got

(36:22):
an entry that is thirty feet tall. Rich and another famous house on the
market, the Home Alone House,Yeah, which looks I gotta give it
to the owners. Man. Theykept that thing looking exactly the same on
the outside. They know where theequity is. It's a really nice house
though. That's got a huge indoorgym. Did you see that? It's
massive, like, yeah, likestadium seating, movie theater in there.

(36:47):
It's the It's got like one ofthe original movie posters from Home Alone hanging
up in there, which is reallycool. Dude. It's you know what
I mean for how big this houseis, and how nicely it looks.
I mean, the whole inside hasbeen complete deletely renovated. It's brand new
on the inside, looks immaculate onthe outside, just like it's you saw
in the movie. It's in thissuburb of Chicago. Five point two,

(37:10):
five million dollars. Not bad fora notable house like that. Yeah,
it's pretty awesome. Yeah, niceplace. It's really nice. I like
and I like how they I likehow they did so when you walk into
the the entryway, you remember,like when Joe Pesci's character came in,
yea, yeah, there was stairs. Yeah, they were a scouting the

(37:32):
place out or whatever. Case inthe joint. Yeah, right in front
of the staircase. I mean,the staircase looks different. It's all modern
now. But I mean it's it'syou know, it's the house, at
least that part of it. Yeah, I say, we get it.
Yeah. It was like, yeah, let's pull our resources. Yeah,
well we're gonna put some PaperWorks.Let's say, dude, let's call the
boss and say, hey, weneed to invest in this house, and

(37:53):
then we'll give away stays at thehouse. Oh yeah, you know,
because as let's see, I justwent for some T shirt money last week,
asked me to submit a proposal andthen they have to bring it before
the committee. Yeah, but itwould be an investment into a property.
It all makes sense. Look,I'll tell me you know what here,
guys, let's hold off on theT shirts. I'm just gonna need five

(38:15):
point whatever million for the home alonehouse so we can give away stays at
this smartment. They will totally excuseme, they will totally go for that,
no doubt. Yeah, Woody hitus up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven, woodcovered and guess what show I got something

(38:38):
here for Sammy. Yes, areyou all right over there? Attack I'm
sorry coffee in the background. Yeah, move over, dad, bods,
because you have been replaced by ratfaced men. Who's that guy that she's
into. Yeah, he's just attractive, which he looks like a mouse.

(39:01):
He's a mouse. Yeah, he'sa mouse face. Well, there's a
new thing. It's called rodent.Handsome refers to guys. You can look
that up. That's a real thing. It refers to guys who are more
spelt than muscular, with pinched angularfeatures that are not considered conventionally handsome.
They also display the opposite of toxicmasculinity. They're not afraid to publicly show

(39:24):
love to their partners. Ay quoteslightly weird but sexy way Okay, now
they say this has gained a lotof traction thanks to the two guys in
Zendia's new tennis movie what's it calledChallengers. Yeah, Josh O'Connor is one
guy's in that movie. He's beencompared to Roddy Saint James, who is
the rat from the movie Flushed Away. Oh yeah, and there's another guy,

(39:47):
Mike Faced, who's in that moviewho they say looks like Stuart Little.
Yeah. Sammy's been a pioneer ofrat faced people because everybody that I'm
looking at him like attractive, attractive, Like don't know, I guess it's
all weird that I've always been time. Yeah, just like well, you
know, there's like a mousey lookingchicks like Taylor Swift's and mousey looking chick.
It's just like those the like kindof like you know, mouse teeth,

(40:10):
nose and lip that kind of curlssomething I've always I've always liked a
mousey looking face. Ok And what'snot cute about a mouse? I always
thought it was weird that people wouldbe like, there they look mousey,
okay, attracted her. Her exhusband kind of looks like rat tattooy what's
that mouse's name? Uh? Andironically he's like restaurant guy. Oh really,

(40:36):
yeah, now you say that that'strue. I guess you are kind
of into the mouseie thing. Butlike I've been saying, though, like
ugly guys are in right now.Yeah, they're popping. They also Okay,
here are some other rat men quoteunquote the day list here in Colkin.
Yeah, Tom Hitdeleson, Jeremy AllenWhite, he's weird looking. Uh,

(40:57):
Logan Luhreman. Lot of people don'tknow who. I don't know who
Jeremy Allen White or Logan Luhman is. Tom Holland is on the list.
He's attractive. Look Toby Madire,gotcha Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends. Beginning of
a Taylor Swift he exployer. Hesings for the nineteen seventy five Matt Heally.
Oh right, oh yeah, he'sanother rat face dude. He'sh But

(41:20):
you guys, so the Glenn Paleguy, He's not really like rat face
as much as he is. Youdidn't say he looks like an owl or
something. Greg I always said rator people tend to refer to him as
a cappy barra, which is ait's a huge d cappy barra. Yeah,
cappy barra kind of like rodents ofunusual side from Prince unusual size from

(41:45):
Princess Bride. Kind of only capybears are real, right, what what
rodents of unusual size? Like?Yeah, capy bearra looks like a giant
guinea pig kind of. Yah.Yeah, he I think somebody made a
side by side and he looks exactlylike one. Look, it's good news

(42:05):
for us ugly guys. Though uglyguys are in not I'm not spelt no.
You know that can change. Well, I mean maybe, you know
maybe at some point like fat,what wasn't like that was always like a
sign that you had it going on, like back in the old old time
colonial days, enough to eat.Yeah, you're look how wealthy he is.

(42:29):
He's yeah, like, oh man, you got a little fat,
like dude, get there, you'relooking a little wealthy. Yeah, his
face, he's not so attracted.But if I'm but if I'm Sammy,
I would make I would want tomake sure that women went back to more
traditional looks, because she'll have lessto compete with you now show nice work,

(43:17):
Rave, Thank you very very backat it after a long holiday weekend.
Thank you for being here. Ilove this song. Give me a
little level on this song. Giovanniand the Hired Guns. Great song.
All right. So another, uh, another headline that I saw this black

(43:40):
bear just waltzed into this cabin inArizona and mauled a fifteen year old boy
while he was watching TV. Yeah, the kid's family was able to scare
the bear away, get the kidto the hospital. He's gonna be okay.
You know. The only thing Icould keep thinking of the entire time
was thank god there wasn't a randomman there, Yeah, because this boy
would have been dead, you know, yeah, like okay. So if

(44:07):
that's how it went with the bear, great. Can you imagine how it
went with some random guy. Thekid wouldn't be in the hospital. This
is back that conversation that we've beengoing back and forth about. Women were
asked if what would they rather.Would you rather be in the middle of
the woods with a bear or arandom man that you didn't know, and
the majority of women are selecting bearbecause they're so cute and cut. No

(44:30):
problem, they shut and killed thatbeard. Yeah the bear is dead.
Wampomp in a cabin. Yeah yeah, this kid, it's got like a
neurological disorder, you know, solike, uh, you know, I

(44:50):
got extra credit, extra sympathy forthat and mauled by a bear. Yeah,
but thank god again, Mats.If it was bear and random mand
at the same time, geez,this kid would have been dust. Oh
yeah, wrap right eight seven sevenforty four, Woodie, you can hit
us op of the text over totwo two nine eight seven the show.

(45:14):
We'll be right back now here.Where gets rude? This looking great?
Cory's I much needed time to thinkabout everything. He's gonna vacuum when he
gets on later. Yes, TheWoody Show will be right back. Nice.
What is today's word of the dayidio secrecy. In a sense,

(45:37):
his idio secrecies are are multitudes?What what multenius multi? The Woody Show,
and we're into another new hour insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world.

(45:57):
It is Tuesday morning. It's madethe twenty eighth, twenty twenty four.
Hello, welcome, I'm whatddy.That's Ravy. There's Greg Gory. Good
morning, Menace, Good morning toyou. Good morning Woody. Let's see
we've got sea baths, We've gotSammy. Got the phones open eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, youcan hit us up of the text over
to two to nine eight seven.It is a Tuesday, even though a

(46:21):
lot of people coming off the holidayweekend thinking it's Monday, it's actually Tuesday
and a Tuesday takeover. Last weekit was Menace. Yes, this week
we have our video producer Vaughn Vaughnwho is gonna be doing the Tuesday takeover.
Please welcome Vaughan into the and thestudio. Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Before he starts toexplain what he's gonna be doing for

(46:43):
his takeover, and it's a it'ssomething that involves what he actually does,
which are the videos and getting impostedon on social media. But what we'll
tell you about that here in asecond, I did want to tell you
about how Mike Tyson. Did yousee this Mike Tyson story. Yes,
he experienced a medical issue on across country flight. His team says that

(47:04):
he became nauseous and dizzy is becauseof an ulcer flare up. It was
a fight from Miami to LA theparamedics borded the plane and even all this
still set, I'm still going withhim beating Jake Paul on oh yeah,
yeah on July twentieth. I'm reallyexcited for that fight. I am too.
I mean, because it's gonna beon Netflix. It's not gonna be

(47:27):
like a big deal where you gotto order it. It's gonna be easy
to watch. Yeah, And Imean for a lot of people that have
nostalgia for Mike Tyson and yeah,yeah, the thing is like easy watch.
I mean, will it? Willit ruin it? You know what
I mean, because you have allthis nostalgia, you have this you know.
No, I'm watching these training videos. Man, the guy looks ferocious.

(47:50):
Yeah, sure he is a monster. But I think SeaBASS has highlighted
this before, like towards the endof his career. It wasn't you know,
him dominating all the fights like hedid in the beginning of his career,
right, But I mean all youthink about is all the good stuff,
all those like quick knockouts done.Yeah, who was that guy that

(48:13):
he knocked out super quick? TheItalian dude? Do you remember that guy.
Oh yeah. All I remember wasthe Pizza Hut commercial where the guy
went to go eat a slice ofpizza and he knocked himself out commercial right
after he lost it. Yeah,yeah, I remember. There was a
There were some friends of my dad'sthat were going to the fight. I
remember because I was a kid andI was like, oh man, so
cool. Yeah, you're going tothe Tyson Fight. It was in Vegas

(48:36):
and they there had been this bigwhole weekend and that was the one that
ended like in nineteen seconds. Right, yeah, they went out there for
nineteen seconds of a Tyson Fight.Good night. Yeah, effective immediately.
Angel Hernandez he is an umpire forMajor League Baseball. He's been doing this
for like three decades, but hehas less than a stellar reputation. Dude,

(48:59):
everybody's celebrating this guy, yes,being gone. Yeah, he's because
he makes some really bad calls.Oh yeah, yeah. Most notably in
twenty eighteen, they said there wasa playoff game three calls were reversed by
replay in four innings. Oh Dan, that's not good. And so now
it's this whole ball strike tech youknow has improved for television. It just

(49:19):
puts him in all the umpires undera bigger microscope, and he in particular,
this guy, he sucks. Imean, the fans loved dogging on
this guy. Did the owners likehim, did the organization like him?
Did they have a union or something? Like? How was he around so
long? If he's that hated andhe's that terrible at his job, I
don't know, you know, maybeit's one of the union. Is the

(49:40):
umpire's union very strong, like youjust can't get rid of these guys.
I don't know, But yeah,he's already done. Is he's already omped
his last game. It was backon May ninth, of his last game,
and they were saying there's gonna bethe official announcement at some point today.
But yeah, there goes Angel Hernandez. Yeah, usually dumpire who everybody's
got. I had no idea whatit was, but I just saw celebration

(50:04):
after celebration online. I'm retiring.I wonder what umpires and refs do for
the rest of the year. Doyou think they're working at like the grocery
store. I know that NFL umpiresdo or NFL reps, right, because
they're not full time employees, right, Yeah, they've got regular jobs at
like business jobs or accountants or youknow stuff like that. That's why people
are calling to make refereeing full timetime. Yeah, so they can concentrate

(50:28):
on it. Got the NFL refswere terrible, I mean more so than
usual, it seemed in this lastseason. That's why they're calling for full
time jobs. All right, Sovaugh Tuesday Takeover house is going to work.
All right. This is the WoodyShow comment Quiz. So basically I
took comments from our YouTube TikTok andplaces like that. The comments section gets

(50:51):
real, you know how it is. Yeah, a lot of the angry
listening theres. But I want youall to guess who on the Woodies Show
each comment is about. You're gonnagive us a comment, alright, You're
gonna tell us what the comment is, but we got to tell you who
it's about exactly. So I'm gonnasay blank, so it'll say so and
so blank is so and so guesswhat's about? Okay? All right?

(51:15):
Makes all for some Woody Show videos, Okay that everybody on the show.
Okay, all right, So we'regonna do that for Vaughn's Tuesday Takeover.
That is covered up next for youhere on the Woodies show. Hang on,
all right, so one person isgonna be the human corn hole,
human corn hole cocktail weenie. Okay, that one rolled off his gin off

(51:43):
his space, and it's time fora Tuesday takeover. Vaughan is here all
right. Hey, Von is ourvideo produce for the show. He spends
a lot of his days so justediting up video and making sure it's all

(52:04):
right for social media so we couldpost it. And he was telling us
right before the break his Tuesday Takeover, it's a game where you know people
in the comments section. That's oneof my favorite things to read of any
website or any social media account,the comments section. Go on the Reddite
Somewhere along the line, they werelike, hey, you know what,

(52:25):
this is a really great website thatwe have, Like how can we make
it better? And somebody this,you know what, I have an idea.
Let's add a comment section the people. Imagine how cool it's going to
be when everybody can just share theirthoughts. So anyway, we have these
comments that he's going to give usand then we have to try to figure
out who the comment is about.And he's also provided a little clip for

(52:46):
us from the actual video in question. All right, So Vaughan, what
are we doing here? All right? So this is the Woody Show comment
coils. I wanted to begin withlittle Ai music for you is like,
here's our intro for the Woodies Show. Quiz quiz nice quiz show comment quiz.

(53:19):
All right, so the first comment, what is it? All right?
So we're going to begin a littledifferent. How does everyone spell my
name? Here? Is the firstthing where this is going because it must
be very hard or what he isa very hard worker because even though he's
to type my name means to putin the email, he still spells it
wrong twice inside the email this week. Yeah, and and for the longest

(53:50):
time, I was spelled like Vincevaughn u g h n. And I
realized that even uh for today,like on like the original schedule that I
sent out to everybody. I thinkI even wrote v A. I think
I spelled it out like sorry,get it away, It's all good.
But your your name is spelled vO n. No, it is spelled
okay, yeah, oh wow.I'm the one that keeps screwing it up

(54:15):
very easy. But our our commentsas they have multiple ways to spell my
name. All right. So here'sone comment we had. Were actually replied
to it from the Woody Show YouTubepage, and I said, spelling Vaughan
v o n as blank is wild. So how they spelled my name?
Was it d E v o nn e devon devon v a u g

(54:38):
h n the way I usually screwedup? The way Woody spells it d
E v o n simple divine orv o u g h n. Oh,
how did they spell it? I'mgonna go with one of the d's
getting I'll go with the first one, the first D. Yeah, yeah,

(54:59):
I'll do the v oh u gh. I'll go with the second
D, the second D, thesecond, the two D. There you
go, all right? Will Greggot it? It was v o u
g h an noise. I've neverheard that in my life, and they're
telling you that's how it should bespelled. Yes, spelling your name wrong,
Van, absolutely all right? Soonto the quiz. All right.

(55:22):
So this first one was from oneof our videos about a about the killers.
Actually, uh so the question is, whenever I listen to the Woody
Show and here blank, I willboo them. M hmm. All right,
So the conversation is about the Killers, and this comment was about whenever

(55:44):
I hear so, and so wegot to figure out who on the show
that is correct. I will boothat. I mean, I guess I'll
go with Greg because he loves theKillers. Yeah, that's my guess as
well. Yeah, I think Icould be throwing us off, though,
I say it's either Sea Bass ormy self menace. I will go Morgan.
She seems to be the most likepolarizing, the most polarizing, although

(56:07):
that's changed a lot lately. Butwas she being part of a Killer's conversation?
Right? I don't think so.Oh yeah, that's true too.
That's a good point. I'm gonnasay me because I I don't think be
part of a Killers conversation either.All Right, Vaughn, who's the comment
about? All Right? The commentis about Greg Gory? Okay, go

(56:29):
ahead and run the clip. Yeah, all right, here we go like
I'm Russian? Are you gonna boom? Are you're gonna boomy for? You're
gonna boom for? As? Yeah? Yeah, alright, so it's great
gory for being Russian the Killers literally? Alright, Alright Vaughan's comment quiz comment

(56:53):
number two. All right, commentnumber two. Okay, the blank moon
hasn't need dying. The blank moan. It's gotta be more more everyone says
more or Greg and I. Sometimesyou and I will be goofing, going
back and forth like oh yeah that'strue. Not usually only barely gets touched

(57:17):
and oh yeah, it's gotta bemore. It's got to be Morgan.
Everyone saying Morgan Morgan. His commentwoody okay on track something, Well,

(57:39):
yeah, well so was Morgan's second. You were impersonating Morgan? Right yeah,
yeah, alright, alright, alright, all right, give us a
pre warning on the clip you gettingtoo horny minutes? Yeah, all right.

(58:00):
Comment number three Vaughan's comment quiz allright, comment three, all right,
the blank sounds creeping through is hilarious. I don't remember him making sounds
making noises when listening live on theair. Hm hm oh menace. Yeah,
for sure, we've talked about thisfor noise. Yeah, yeah,

(58:22):
because Greg and Brady have been talkingabout this for a number of years and
then the Sea Bass kind of gotin on it. Yeah. I'm so
I'm self aware about it, areyou? I still do it? Is
just the Yeah, I'm always likeI'm waiting when somebody's talking, he's something
to say something, to say something, just like I'm waiting them out,

(58:43):
I'm ramping up. We agree,Vaughan. Who who's comment? Yep,
you all nailed at Menace. Thisis during the March Fatness shamrock Shake challenge,
trying to drink that whole gallon downreally dollars. I was going to
give you listeners if men has actuallytried it cold, I bet Sam he's

(59:06):
never even had one. I mean, you could drink a full shamrock shake.
There's no the first gurgle of baryeyeah yeah, Mic down there and
then yeah so then pancakes dead last, that looks like more than a gallon
too. Four leaders to the top, and it wasn't even busket the bucket.

(59:30):
It's wow. Okay, so that'snot the noise talking about. It
wasn't just a random noise from gurglingup sham rock shamrock shakes. Okay,
all right, we got Vaughan's commentquiz comment number four. All right,
comment four going back to the MikeTysons. Actually, uh, this one

(59:52):
is uh let's all take him minuteand envision blank pounding Mike Tyson. Mmmmm.
All right, So they're wanting everybodyto take a minute and visualize somebody
here on the show pounding Mike Tyson. Right, Wow, I don't even
remember this. I'm gonna guess SeaBass for some reason probably wants to good

(01:00:16):
to me. Yeah, I haveno idea. That's a good guess.
I mean the easy answer would beGreg, but I don't think it would
be Greg. Maybe Menace guys,either Menace or Sea Bass on this one.
All right, whose comment is it? Vonn all right? This was
from our f Mary Kill Bald Guyedition, and Greg Gory said he would

(01:00:38):
pound Mike Tyson. Alright, MaryKill, how about Mike Tyson, The
Rock or Sea Bass? I thinkin this scenario, I'm wow. By
the way, let's go to GregGory in that last one. See,
I think I would have to marrythe Rock, and you like him Brown,
therefore I'm yeah, I do,and then I therefore I'm gonna f

(01:01:00):
Mike Tyson, and so Mike Tysonand I are all right, yeah,
hot, all right, it couldhappen. Yeah, just be careful,
man, he's a bier. Vaughan'sTuesday Takeover. It's the comment quiz.
So these are all comments that wereleft on our Woodies show, uh social
media videos, and you know whichVaughan is responsible for editing and posting and

(01:01:23):
all that stuff. And so he'sgot one of the comments that was left
on our videos and we gotta tryto guess who on the show that comment
was about. And comment number five, all right, here we go,
Blank has the most musical farts I'veever heard. Their bockhole is like a
fine tune trumpet. All right,well, we know it's not Samy because

(01:01:45):
she doesn't contribute fart, right,guess who's gas? I think what I
mean? Well Greg, Yeah,I was saying, going back to Greg,
Actually I say I have musical farts. Yeah, a little bit more
high pitched. Obviously he's very tight, you know. So it's like they're
tight and squeaky. Yeah, likewhen you have like a balloon you're letting

(01:02:07):
the air out of the I havea feeling. I'm going back to Greg.
Going back to Greg. I'm goingI'll go Raving. Okay, I'm
going to your guess. I'm guessingmyself. You're guessing yourself, all right.
Question number five, Vaughn, whosecommon is it? The musical forts
belong to? Raving? All right, yeah, yeah, depressed. It

(01:02:34):
sounds like a depressed one. Saddepressed. That's from one of the newer
rounds. Too musical. Guess who'sguess? All right, uh, Vaughn,
look over your list and pick yourfavorite one, the ones that are
remain in your favorite one. Allright, let's see my favorite one here.

(01:02:57):
Okay, I've got one for us, all right, all right?
Uh a new word for us also, guillacht blank. Yeah, we just
learned about guillacht, which is awoman's backside. There you go. It's
the woman's butt, a woman's booty, yacht. Guillacht blank is a battye
and needs to be on the showmore. Huh, I'll say Morgan Morgan

(01:03:20):
is a batty No, I don'tthink. I don't think she was in
the room for the guillocht conversation.That's the comment. Or maybe they just
used the comment because it's slang.It's not like it's our word. I'm
going Morgan, I think it wasSammy. Sammy was in the room,
okay, Okay, needs to beon the show more though. Yeah,

(01:03:44):
but I'm sure Sammy was like,yeah, part in the room for the
conversation. Give me the comment onemore time, fun guillacht blank is a
battye. It needs to be onthe show more. Okay, I'm just
I'm gonna go with Morgan. Likewise, Greg, alright, menace, you're
saying Sammy say Sammy kiss. Ithink she was there when we're talking about
that. All right, here wego, Who is it? The answer

(01:04:06):
is Caroline? Caroline. Wow,Caroline. She doesn't chime in much,
but when she does, she's gotlike a delivery. Yeah, and what
she has to say is so justkind of dry funny. Yeah, yeah,
yes, there was one stuff.There was one comment that said Greg

(01:04:29):
and Caroline should do audiobooks together.Let me have this picture. This person
is hitting their head at the bottomof the pool. Which one was number
nine? Oh? Number nine?I'm sorry. Here we go old guy
edition of f Mary Kill. What'sthe next one? Here? Greg go?
How about Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham. Oh that's easy,

(01:04:49):
Mary, Jason Statham, F BruceWillis and then kill Ben Diesel.
Yeah, kill Vin Diesel. Gofor the guy with the most money,
and that's Diesel. He laps theseguys and money. He's like a thumb
though. It's like a thumb.It's like a thumb though deliberate. Oh

(01:05:15):
that's a that's Vaughn's comment game.Yeah, nice work, Vaughn, thank
you, thank you. And bythe way, we had a meeting and
we're like, hey, who wantsto do the next Tuesday takeover? And
it was Crickets Because Menace had justdone it. I was like, I'll
do it again. Nobody else tovolunteer, and Vaughn's like jumped in,
so we're gonna take a quick breakmore what he shows next the show.

(01:05:42):
In the last moments, I wouldfind one person who I really can't stand
and I would murder them because Ican never I could never go to prison
for it. And there's my legacy. I took this lame person off the
landing with me show. You're welcome, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,

(01:06:04):
doing the Lord's work right, Ye? Well yeah, I mean,
look, if I could be anassistant to the Lord, I'm not the
general mandra, I'm the assistant tothe general manager. Say yeah, okay,
yeah, that's all all right.Welcome back. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four wood It'seight seven seven forty four Woody. You
can hit us some of the textover to two to nine eight seven.

(01:06:29):
Everyone is talking about the new SouthPark episode, the End of Obesity.
I did oh, sorry you watchedit. I watched it, Okay,
Sorry I jumped to where people are. You know. The cartman is trying
to get some ozempic, but hecan't afford insurances and an option. So
the doc says, hey, I'mgonna write you a prescription for Lizzo.
And that's the name of this newdrug that's supposed to be an alternative to

(01:06:53):
ozempic. Okay, and they hada been a full on fake commercial like
you see like a drug commerce Shawon TV. So South Park did a
fake drug commercial for Lizzo. Here'sa clip of that. He it prove
Lizzo makes you feel good about yourweight and it costs ninety percent list little
simply HiPE lowered my standards and myexpectations out In case study, seventy percent

(01:07:15):
of patients on LIT no no longercare how much they wait. I don't
give two. Lizzo helps you eateverything you want and keep physical activity to
a minimum. Some patients report constapationwhile listening to Lizzo. Stop listening to
Lizzo. If you experienced suicidal Thus, serious side efficts may include pancreatit,
hypothermia, and literally shut out yourears. Are you living with concerns of
obesity? Ask about the power ofnot giving a with a Lizzo Lizo.

(01:07:43):
Yeah, you know, I enjoyedit. I thought the Lizzo stuff was
a little lazy because it's sure,absolutely, that's an easy joke. It's
easy. It's old. I knowLizzo. I know Lizzo was on board.
She she like posted about it,she liked it. But I thought
it was like a little lazy onthat part. Yeah. She posted a
reaction video of her watching that whatyou just heard and said, quote,

(01:08:06):
my worst fear has been actualized.I've been referenced in a South Park episode.
So she was cool about it,but again, old joke, Yeah,
not new. Well, I mean, look, you are kind of
like the post one of the posterpeople for being like that person, like
someone who's just like, yeah,you know what, I'm beautiful at any

(01:08:26):
size, it doesn't matter, andblah blah blah blah blah. So of
course you're like you're the person forthat. Yeah, it makes sense overall.
I did enjoy it, though,Yeah, that was funny, dude,
South Park. My son even askedme, he goes, how is
it that so many other people getcanceled South Park and family guy, there's
a few that really just get awaywith murder, which I'm fine with.
I don't care what anybody jokes about. I don't want to see anybody get

(01:08:48):
canceled for any kind of especially ifit's meant to be entertaining. If that's
the goal is to entertain, You'renot chasing people out of your neighborhood with
you know, pitchforks and torches.I feel like I was easily persuaded.
He could be persuaded. Persuaded.Welcome back. But another good song from

(01:09:17):
Evil Empire, Rage against the Machine? This is Vietnawya give me a little
level on that. Are you mador disappointed that you want to see Rage
against the Machine? I had kindof you know, because if he really

(01:09:39):
wanted to see him, he wouldn'tsee it. Yeah. Yeah, he
had so many opportunities. I'd plannedon this last go arounduntil they you know,
and then they canceled it again.But well, there's more time to
focus on my weight loss. Yeah, and you know, go get a
prescription for Lizzo makes you feel whatabout your weight? And it costs ninety

(01:10:00):
pert little zimpic HiPE Lord, mystandards and my expectations. In case study,
seventy percent of patients on this nono longer care how much they wait.
I don't give two Lizzo helps youeat everything you want and keep physical
activity to a minimum. Some patientsreport constapation while listening to Liso. Stop
listening to Lizzo. If you experiencedsuicidal does serious side effets may include pancreatit,

(01:10:21):
hypothermia, and literally shut out yourear? Are you living with concerns
of obesity? Ask about the powerof not giving a with Lizzo. That's
what I'd gone to for a while, just not giving enough and go I'm
like, oh, I'm just toofar gone. Because I like head banging
and rocking out on a Rage againstMachine show. I got to be in
shape for That's why bands before theygo out on tour, they they train,

(01:10:43):
they train. Yeah, right,I think we're on fighters the tail
end of the body positivity stuff becausewhat I've seen a lot of good back
to shaming, let's go, well, honestly, yes, I think that
what I've been seeing the news frendis like they've taken all these old body
positivity videos of of like the influencers, right, and they go that person's

(01:11:04):
dead, that person's dead dead,Okay, yeah, yeah, And they
strung them all together and just said, hey, all these people that you
listen to are no longer with us. Well, here are the people.
The people who are on these weightloss medications. They say, the biggest
mistake that they make is they stoppedtaking it too soon. Because you're supposed
to stay on it for a minimumof twelve weeks. I was going to

(01:11:27):
ask, like, is it isit supposed to never being infinite or to
be Tony Norton was in here sayingthe goal should be to get off of
it as soon as possible. Letme tell you what my original goal was.
My original goal was to use asa jumpstart, which when I first
started the Wagovie, I lost twentypounds pretty quickly, and not by doing
much other other than just taking theWagovi. And then you kind of hit

(01:11:48):
like a plateau. But at somepoint you have to really start adding in
like diet and some kind of likemovement, some kind of extra stuff just
in addition to it. Yeah,which is dumb because the whole reason I
would want to go over or theexampic or the majority of right, that's
I know, that's what we breakit. Wedding Horn was here and we're

(01:12:10):
talking about it. I was like, you have to build muscle mass,
right, It is like, yeah, because you just become a bunch of
goo. Yeah, that does.Also because that'll help you burn more calories
and everything else. Anyway, Sothe idea was to do that and then
wean off of as you get ayou know, a lifestyle change or something
that works better for you, isto wean off of that stuff. But

(01:12:31):
they say thirty percent of patients arequitting after just four weeks, which is
one month of being on that stuff. And if we're seeing results, why
are they quitting? Cost? Yeah, dude, my will go he is
not covered by insurance. It costsme one thousand dollars a month out of
pocket. Now, a buddy ofmine's on that mon journal. I know
I'm probably saying it wrong. Hepays five hundred bucks a month and his

(01:12:55):
insurance does not cover it either,so it's about half the cost. I
was going to look into that becausehe said that apparently that works better because
it's not it's not some glue tide, it's something else, no noble,
Yeah, but like it's not someglue tight, it's some other active ingredient
that the hell should become less ofa fat ass. Well that's what made

(01:13:17):
Scott Disick look all gaunt. Now, well that's what he's on. Looks
right. It's very impressive, especiallyfirst time at the Glory Hall. I'm
not sure about that show. Andwe are into another new hour insensitivity training

(01:13:42):
for a politically correct world. Thankyou for being here everybody, and give
us some of your valuable time today. Woody show, I would be Woody,
that would be raving. Hello,we got Greg Gory. Yeah,
there's a menace. Sea Bass ison scene. He's on the set in
Ohio there and this is the finalweek filming, right, Yeah, we're
gonna get done this week. Guys. Andrew Andrew, Uh, we had

(01:14:09):
a giant, giant guest star misterWilliam Hung yesterday. Oh I did see
that photo, like, yeah,oh, there's probably the whole budget.
I'm guessing, yeah, playing youknow everything, very nice guy. Uh,

(01:14:30):
shocking you might find out to learnthat he is shy and awkward.
He's just gonna make such an outgoingguy. He's been famous for like over
a decade. Yeah, you thinkyou'd be a decade going on almost a
decade and a half one. Yeah, it's been a long time, dude,
Maybe since it was two thousand andseven. Hung yep, and she

(01:14:51):
did the who he did? Shebangs right people? Yeah right, they
don't do that now. Unfortunately,wasn't he in the new recently because he
had a major gambling problem? Ohyeah, something like that the world's loudest
computer by the way. Oh mygod, his fan kicks in, I'll

(01:15:11):
move it as far away from thepossible, so William Hung. And then
also didn't the the hide your wife, Hide your kids guy ever show up?
He has not shown up as ofyet. Some of these cross some
of these characters were a bit toohard to get the chands on. But
you know who did show up wasfor Howard Stern, famous high pitch Eric

(01:15:36):
made it, High pitched Deeric madeit. He drove in like nine hours
from New York buying the car becauselast we heard, so Seas is on
this very low budget movie. Uh, he's just getting like a little passion
project that he wanted to be apart of. And so he's been gone
for like the last week and ahalf or so doing this movie. And
then all these other kind of reallyrandom internet people are part of it.

(01:15:57):
William hung maybe the Hide your Wifekids, high pitcheric. When the last
thing we heard High pitcher from theHoward Stern Show was that he had some
pretty lofty demands, especially for alow budget film. Then he want a
car the car. No, No, what they did is they arranged for
him to get a rental car,which of course he's not able to do

(01:16:20):
by himself for various reasons that peoplecan't get their lives together. Yea.
So they, from what I understandstood, the problem of the process was,
well, go ahead, we'll reservethe car with our credit card,
all our stuff. I'll have todo his show up with the driver's license.
And so he managed to do that. He meant it exactly. Well,
I'll tell you why, Madison,you called it. So he shows

(01:16:40):
up and he's like, I gotto drive back to do get this car
aired out? And what aired out? Why would you air at your car?
It's like, oh, because hesmoked cigars in it the entire way
down. What is this clip isa clip here? Okay? Yeah,
so I was talking to Eric.I recorded it in some stuff for later,

(01:17:00):
you know, like a little whatdo you show family feud? Yeah?
But Eric, and what do youmentioned this off the air? Back
when Wood he used to work inNew York for UH on the Howard Jurton
channel. Uh. Eric would callyou said, all hours of the day.
Right, I was a DJ onK Rock in New York. I
just playing music and stuff, andyou know, I was on at night
and he would call in every timeI was on the air, like every

(01:17:26):
day you could expect to call fromhigh pitch Derek. And apparently he's he
follows every radio jock everywhere in thecountry. He knew about you, he
knew about our friend Booker, heknew about our friend j Cruse. He
like, I didn't. I didn'thave to mention these things. He's like,
oh, yeah, you you knowthese guys. Uh. And so
he wanted to say something to youbecause he hasn't talked to you, and

(01:17:47):
so a message from I picked Okay, here we go. Remember what he
would have been afternoons? Do youremember he used to He used to be
night times too. Ah, Soyou know, hey, what what's up,
buddy, Hope you're doing well.Perhaps if there's an a vacancy on
the Woody Show, would you beinterested. I'll do you on your cam
if I have to, if needbe. Thank you, Eric, I

(01:18:08):
appreciate your time. I know you'vegot a big long drive. You said
he smoked cigars on the way down. You can smoke cigars on the way
back in the rental car. I'llprobably git out of the car, check
and break because you got a lotof air out right. Yeah, well
he's getting an extra charge with thatfor sure. Yeah. I'm surprised he
could even drive, to be honest. Yeah, uh yeah, he's got
He's got now. Yeah, Ididn't think he was really mobile that he

(01:18:30):
even left his apartment building. That'scrazy, all right, Well, I
pitched Jack all the big stars onthe on the satur This is massive in
Ohio and we actually have something withSea Bats coming up next to something that
we have not done before. ButSea Bass has so many things that he's
found local news story of the day, So yeah, there's like go ahead.

(01:18:50):
Like these news stations they're always likereally focusing on some of the crazier
stuff happening around town. Yeah,they're always pounding the pavement and they got
to find something to fill those hourswith. So I thought, there's there's
just so many of these great things. It's time to package them together for
a next segment. Yeah, especiallyin slower, you know, kind of
slow news places, for it's notlike a big major city where there's a

(01:19:11):
ton of stuff happening, but theystill got to fill They still got to
fill the news report, you know. All Right, so we're gonna try
that. That's gonna be coming upnext. The Bass local news story of
the day right after the break hangon, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys,
Moial, boys and girls ten yearswithout getting fires the Woody Show. Well,

(01:19:33):
we've got Sea Bass who's on theset. He's working that low budget
film there in Ohio, and uh, he's got something for us today.
Because we were talking like right forthe break, especially we get into the
smaller towns or this is not alot of local news happening. They still
want to cover some things that arehappening, but man, there's just less
and less to choose from, andso looking at those kind of places,

(01:19:55):
the Bass has something here called thelocal news story of the day, and
he part of the new intro.We're writting really good these intros. Wow,
yeah, is it because of theAI thing? Oh? Yeah,
accept super easy is awesome. Yeahthat's right. Ray oh embrace, I'm
getting Yeah. So all right,here we go. Local news story of
today, something like wet and warmon my back. This is a lovely

(01:20:23):
boring about me a pizza bargle,bargecage. Finally did their dad's well,
it's a boa. Do you knowhow this fire started? It wasts he's
mad because he can't get with me. Is a good show? Local news?
Wow, Wow, that's really good. Yeah, we love your computer.

(01:20:45):
Yeah, it's really good. Allright, So local news story today?
What do you got here, SeaBass. Let's go to Cheriton,
Iowa. Well, is that NewYork City? No, of course not.
It's in the middle of nowhere.And I sent you guys some pictures
here of the how that the localnews visited. And it's greg I would
say, not up to your standardsby about fifteen miles. Yeah, exactly.

(01:21:09):
It's hard to distinguish it between thehouse and a mobile home. True.
There is her overflowing garbage can rightin front of the steps to her
door. Broken next to the crookedmailbox right, and the wood on her
deck looks like it has been agingin the baking sun for four hundred years.

(01:21:31):
Yeah yeah, rust Well, Kccidecided to stop out to this particular
house because there is a fight goingon between a local woman and her municipality.
Let's go from there. We arein the twelve of the block of
Braiden Avenue in Sheraton, where homeownerAngel Queener says she is fighting with the
city to keep her emotional support animal. It's not a typical emotional support animal

(01:21:54):
because her support animal is a goose. Queen bought the goose blue as a
p about fourteen months ago. Buthe's soon morphed into so much more.
Here's the light of my day.Every morning when I wake up and I
see his face, it just makesmy housing times better. I mean,

(01:22:14):
he's he has helped me so much. Cry why don't you so? As
you can hear that goose is loudnumber one, some of the neighbors love
that. But also it's huge.It you know, it starts out as
a little gustling Yeah, it's alittle little, little cute, little orange

(01:22:35):
ducky baby, but then it turnsinto this big goose and as Greg,
Greg menace. When you ever yousee a goose or sweet anything out in
the wild, they're dicks. Ohyeah, I've been chase you. But
this lady loves her goose. Here'sthe problem right here, though the problem

(01:22:58):
geese are prohibited in shared to thecourt. To me this, you're going
to show this documentation from her medicalteam addressing her need for the emotional support
animal given her list of mental healthdisorders. Sitch, try dog. You
know she's like medical health team thesein I mean, I'm not surprised.
We have disorders plural right rights,bipolar ADHD, personality disorders, generalized anxiety

(01:23:30):
disorders, some compulsive tendencies. Iremember when everybody used to keep that crap
to themselves. They're listening is likea badge of honor. Now that's exactly
what that's that's been. And youknow, people love therapy, including yourself,
Woodie, But that therapy oh good, nice, nice good. Yeah.

(01:23:53):
The language of therapy, it's it'sso overtaken the culture in the past
thirty to forty years that now,like you said, it is a badge
of on her. Everyone talks intherapy terms to the point that people are
instead of just dealing with their problemslike oh, everyone did forever and it
was fine and we didn't have emotionalsupport geese, it's now like, oh,
look look at my like like meritbadges. Yeah, currency, Now

(01:24:14):
everybody's just being a silly goose.Well she's she's wearing this this angel queener.
Great last name, by the way, she is wearing a T shirt
that says, always be yourself unlessyou could be a goose, then always
be a Goose. Great T shirt. Very cool. Apparently she should have
researched the Goose rules before getting outa goose. She should have greg looking

(01:24:39):
at this lady who's missing her fronttooth. Do you think she does research
on anything? Guys, like thenew Dorido's flavor. Do you think do
you think she'd have time to godown to the library, get on their
internet and look anything up. Shehas a medical team, she could have
a research team. Look where shelives. You think she would even think
that they had a goose orients town? I guess. Yeah, here's here's

(01:25:00):
a little bit on that. Allright, Queen there are recovering drug addict
four years sober, said she hadsuicidal thoughts and thoughts to use again until
Blue entered her life. Once Igot Blue, he saved me from that.
I've still remained clean. Queen wasnow fighting to officially registered Blue as
an emotional support animal and hopes thiswill keep Angel and Blue from having to

(01:25:20):
fly the coop. I would sellmy house and move. I'm not getting
I can't get rid of I reachedout to the city attorney for comment about
the issue. He simply responded witha copy of the ordnance dealing with keeping
and raising livestock. Is Sherton MarcusMcIntosh case C I eight news, iwas
news later. She owns a house. Yeah, she sits on the porch

(01:25:42):
of it renting. If she hadto sell that thing, how would you
think she could get for him?Like, do we have hundreds of dollars
to look up? Yeah? What'sthe redfin on it? I don't have
it on me? Rely, heloves going just on red Fin and just
looking up addresses. Oh I'm sad, Ravy's looking at the slot machine video.

(01:26:09):
Greg has like the premium redfin account. Who cares about this lady's goose
though? I mean, who's hatedon her? But again, okay,
yeah, it's it's a dump.Everything's a dump about that place. It's
a little garbage on top of garbage. I'm sure those roofs lead. Like

(01:26:30):
everyone there is poor piece of crap. Who cares if there's a goose running
around? I don't know. It'sa very judgmental, right, you just
said right there, everybody, everybodyis a poor piece of crap. Socks
doesn't mean that you are a pieceof crap. That's not rare. What
he raises a good point there.There's a difference. I've always said this

(01:26:51):
between being poor and acting poor,and like Greg says, when you look
at her house, look look atI sent you some interior shots. Look
at the state of her you know, her her grill there to range.
There's so much more room for improvement, you know. Yeah, like she
did. She did have an old, crappy house, but but she keeps
it old and crappy and trash everywhere. She's acting like a poor person,

(01:27:13):
piece of crap. Sorry, theonly happiness is this blue the goose.
Like it's clearly important to I don'twant that thing living next to me.
But then again, I wouldn't beliving next toward her either. Hate and
their mean I want to care aboutour goose. I would enjoy the goose.
What else is going on in thelocal news. This is a what

(01:27:36):
used to be a pretty big metropolitanarea. Maybe you've heard of it.
It's now falling into disrepair. It'scalled Oakland. Okay, Oakland, California.
Yes, I'm familiar with Oakland.Angelo off to have professional sports teams
there. Yeah, yeah, usedto, but the football, baseball,
everybody's left. Yeah, city fellapart and everybody left. Well that's continue

(01:28:00):
now where the stoplights are leaving.In fact, this local news story from
kpi X, what the city didis they kept installing stop flights in this
one intersection. In this intersection andas you're about to hear, happens to
be next to a couple miles ofhomeless people in RVs and all that garbage,
Well they stall those. And sowhat they've done now is where you

(01:28:21):
would normally have an overhead stop light, they just screwed a stop sign up
there. So gave up on anykind of electrical approach to this thing,
and now it's just to stop signbolted up there. Yeah. More from
kpi X here, All right,here we go, drive on the busy
East twelfth Street. You'll come tothis high hanging stop sign above the road.

(01:28:45):
Neighbors say city workers replaced the trafficlights with four way stop signs in
the last week. This is abrand new solution to a problem that's taken
many forms here. Mason Young livesnear the intersection. He believes the stop
signs are better than non war workingtraffic lights, which he blamed for this
crash that sent a truck into thefence of a repair shop. We gotta

(01:29:05):
stop. It's just putting band aidson things, although you know, aband
aid's better than bleeding out. Dude, I can't stand this reporter's delivery.
Yeah, hey, God, theeffect on his voice is like, it's
very strange. It's buttery. Adrive on the busy East twelfth Street,

(01:29:25):
you'll come to this high hanging stopsign of what. Yeah, I'm surprised
they're still even reporting in the areabecause remember they have to get security cards.
Yes, report, because they kepton getting robbed. The news crews
were getting wrong. They would goto report on a robbery and they would
all their stuff would be stolen andget held up. So they're talking to

(01:29:46):
that one guy. Remember that firstguy is this this local douchebag. He
is, he's part of the problem. He is the reason they are into
the situation they are in. I'lljust call him a hipstery a hole,
all right, Yeah, he'll comeback in a in it here. So
let's let's dive deeper into why theycan no longer even keep traffic lights in
Oakland. Neighbor explain the problem onrepeated copper thefts. Also, they point

(01:30:09):
out homeless people are stealing power fromcity electrical boxes. Is someone who is
running a wire from this box toan RV? A city spokesman says.
They try to put heavy cement blockson top of the boxes, but people
just drag them out. Oh yeah, cement block on top of it.
Yeah, but they defeated us bydragging. There's still eight hundred thousand million.

(01:30:33):
Oh yeah, did you see that? Uh? This guy he bought
this property sight unseen for two hundredthousand dollars and it's it's a property is
completely underwater. Oh god. Ohit's in northern California somewhere. Yeah.
And then and then now it's forsale again four hundred thousand dollars. Huh
for property that is completely underwater.So menas you know that area. Who's

(01:30:58):
is it? Like? Are theseall Google employees who just don't so they're
buying million dollar houses in Oakland andall these other places. What happened was
is it used to be like reallyreally good, which it still is.
But the problem is like all thesetech hipsters said, oh, I'm gonna
go be there, they gentrify thearea and they're going to buy that house
like super cheap, and then theythey ram up all the prices because they're

(01:31:21):
like, oh, we can getall these suckers to buy these crappy houses
for a million dollars, so andand and then then they allow the kind
of policies to let homeless people stealtheir stop signs, their stoplights. So
let learn more about Say, look, if you want to have an encampment
or you just want to like dowhatever you want to do. What was
that area of town in Seattle SeaBass where they kind of just let it

(01:31:44):
go to Chazzopa Seattle. That waslike that was like a downtown block they
just took over because they wanted to. Now they've taken that idea and they
just made it a whole city.Yeah, that's more about that. Here,
have you been Camon stretches about threeblocks on East twelfth Street. The

(01:32:04):
city try to clear it out forthe past five years, but it keeps
coming back and gets bigger. That'swhat said. Have you ever tried to
make a recipe and you're going alongand you're tasting it and it's just not
working and you finally say, youknow what, screw it and you throw

(01:32:24):
it away, trash the whole thing. Oakland as a city needs to just
be like, you know what,you know what forgetting we tried, it's
over. It doesn't getting It lookslike every house is for sale, like
people a yeah, yeah, andhow long are the house is staying on
the market there? But let's seefour hundred and sixty months? Okay,
cool, they're not really they're notreally moving. Are going to take off

(01:32:49):
for a couple of cities. Readlike, we could stay here wait till
our our stadium gets built, orwe'll just leave, or we'll just go
to sacrament which is a better option. Yep. So let's hear more from
this dorc who's talking to the reporteron scene, because he is the problem.
It's it's this dork. He gentrifies, and then says, oh,

(01:33:11):
but let the homeless people live here. Yeah, exactly. I want to
live here, and I love thisneighborhood. I love how diverse it is.
But it affects me in the waythat all of my family and relatives
that don't live in the area,they don't understand it all. They're like,
you're you're You're gonna get shot,and I can't say no, I'm
not. There's no gun shots,because there are. Kay, you will
get robbed, you will get shot, your converter will be gone. Wow.

(01:33:33):
Yeah, they call it San Franciscosnow because if you park your car
on the street, the windows willthe glass out on the sidewalk within minutes.
The local news stories of the day, everybody good stuff, the emotional
support goose and then you know thestop sign stuff in Oakland. Oakland is

(01:33:54):
the new Detroit. I agree withthe Texters easily. Yeah eights. This
Goose chick ought to take a ganderat the mental ward. Also, I
got some uh what the show caughtup For your next take, Raby,
We'll tell you her deepest, darkestsecrets. I'll tell you what it's not.

(01:34:16):
It's nothing sexual. Oh, sheofficially coming out as a lesbian I've
been waiting for that announcement for theWoody Show. We'll be right back show.

(01:34:39):
All right. You know we werehaving such a great time with the
Today in Local News with with SeaBass. We have time for we have
time for one more story, SeaBass, right, A good one here.
Okay, So this is Monroe KennyMichigan outside north of Detroit, speaking
of Detroit Fox two up there.And I've never met this. I never

(01:35:02):
ran into I should say this reporterbefore. But this is Charlie Langton and
he's covering a murder case. Therewere a bunch of people. It's like
some cult they had going on.But his delivery is so I don't know.
I call it infectious Oakland guy.It's well that he's not as sensual

(01:35:23):
and sexy as the Oakland Guy.So but here he is talking about this
murder story. I'll tell you whatabout a year ago or so, Kaylea
Sadowski went missing. We now knowthat she was murdered in February of last
year, and by March they foundher body. But what a weird plan.
In fact, the judge called itridiculous. Okay, the motive for
this murder I gotta get this righthere, because I don't even believe it.

(01:35:45):
Apparently a group of those six friendsgot together. They wanted to give
a gift to the leader for theleader's wedding, and the gift the murder
of the leader's ex girlfriend. Likeit, I like it, shockingly upbeat

(01:36:05):
for such a gruesome story. Iknow. He reminds me of these reporters
on Fox TV in New York.Uh from like back back when I was
growing up and stuff. You canreport that way on Zoo News that way
on a murder. Who's that?Who's pressing? I have no idea.
Honestly, I thought it was ourfriend who recently passed away, Sam Rubin.

(01:36:26):
That sounded like him. Yeah,yes, he was an entertainment reporter
kind of yeah, all right,what's next to your sea bass? So
yeah, there's some weird cult wherethis this guy got all his friends to
kill his ex girlfriend. And asalways happens, the mother of the killer,
the leader, she was there,she was there at the courthouse,

(01:36:46):
and he he did tone it downa little bit when he's talking to her.
Okay, judge called this a ridiculousplan. It was ridiculous. He
kind of got in there, likeyou said, let's let's have a common
versation. Nobody else is going tohear this. Tell me what's going on
here, girl. Judge called thisa ridiculous plan. It was a ridiculous

(01:37:09):
plan. But he also said thatyour son was the leader. I don't
believe that. I don't believe thatat all. Not buying it. Okay,
boy, I don't know what's goingon that he's forget that, he's
like covered in face tattoos and hehas this gang. Yeah he's a good
kid. Sure, all right,So so a bunch of people go to

(01:37:31):
jail pretty much forever, thank god, which is rare these days. Here's
our boy again, Charlie giving usthe recap of the story. All right,
from fox tow to Troit. Andwhat's really amazing here is that the
leader was able to gather five otherpeople and convince them of this weird plot.
I need I need a wedding present, so let's kill my ex girlfriend.
And they said, okay, veryodd. Wow he stole Greggs raise

(01:38:02):
the vocal similarity to Sam Ruben.Yeah right, I do, now that
you mentioned that, I could definitelyhear that. Rest in peace, Sam,
right, But uh yeah, Quideenthusiastic as if, like a murder
story, it wouldn't be as excitingif you didn't have just like a really
great delivery on delivery for it.Yeah, well, there we go.
There's a one more bonus clip oftoday in local news. I've got the

(01:38:27):
phones open here eight seven seven.You can hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Will be right back, show,
will be right back. This isthe show, all right, Welcome back
everybody, Yes, not to backto the show. Maybe you're just tuning

(01:38:48):
in. Welcome back from the longholiday weekend. It is Tuesday morning.
Ravey has got around a nerd nowcoming up here and just a mom we'll
find out what is happening in theworld of nerds. M So we'll have
that. Plus the birthday is theporno birthday here in just a moment.
One of the stories that was breakingas we were getting off the air last

(01:39:09):
Friday, before the before the holidayweekend, and something I've been seeing more
about and just it bums me outand I don't know why. This is
like another one of those situations whereI'm I'm more affected by thinking about it
more than I would have ever expected, and that was the death of Morgan
Spurlock. Yeah. Now you maybe sitting there going, I know maybe

(01:39:30):
that name, or maybe you don'tknow the name at all. Morgan Spurlock
was a documentary filmmaker and he's mostfamous for a documentary he did called Supersize
Me, where he went on adiet of nothing but McDonald's for I forget
how long for a month, that'sall you get to eat breakfast, lunch,
and dinner. At the time theywere doing, they do you want
to supersize it? And if theyasked, he wouldn't ask about it,
but if they asked, he wouldhave to supersize it. Yeah, And

(01:39:54):
they were like, he's going tothe doctor on a regular thing and seeing
what it was doing two physically,mentally, all these other things, and
it was it was really interesting.It was eye opening for sure. Yeah.
But Morgan Spurlock passed away last weekat the age of fifty three.
And he killed the super size hedid he did, Yeah, that's what

(01:40:15):
they stopped doing the supersid next.The name of the documentary was Supersized Me.
Yeah. But he had cancer.Yeah, yeah, he says,
May he rest in Paradise, andI hope they have lots of big Max
in heaven from Frankie, who hadsent us a text about it. Yeah,
that's super sad, you know,Yeah, that's pretty sad. This
could be big though, you know. I'm always into the medical science stuff,

(01:40:36):
and scientists have just identified six hundredand eighteen proteins in blood which are
linked to nineteen types of the diseaseof different disease I'm sorry, including bowel,
prostate, and breast cancers. Thismight make it possible to warn people
of cancer more than seven years Wowbefore it's diagnosed. Damn. Now,

(01:41:00):
it's very early in the process,but the doctors hope this could be a
very crucial first step toward offering preventativetherapies. Wow, that's good. It
should be amazing. Everybody knows somebodythat has dealt with cancer, of course,
everybody. Everybody there is a zerodegree separation for sure, or one

(01:41:20):
degree. Somebody knows somebody that's probablydoing from it. Yeah, everybody,
So really cool stuff that they're ableto do, and the proteins, how
they're able to identify that that's thedrug that really saved my mom's life.
My mom got diagnosed with don Hodgins'slymphoma and this drug that was made it's
called right tuxin the way it works, and this was years ago. It's
like twenty some years ago that shewas in a clinical trial for this.

(01:41:43):
And so it's something that goes inthrough an IV and what it does it
attaches only to the cancer proteins,yeah, like the cancer cells. It
identifies the cancer protein on that cell, like, oh, this is a
bad cancer cell. It attaches tothat and basically flags it for your own
immune system. So as opposed tochemo killing everything, your immune system can

(01:42:05):
just focus on the cells that havethe cancer protein. A human being figured
out. It blows my mind.Every time I've told the story a billion
times. I think about it allthe time, like, how right?
Mind boggling? How Like you know, Greg has his struggles with simple things.
I have my struggles with simple things. I mean, menace can't read.

(01:42:25):
You know. Meanwhile, human beingshave figured out how that works.
This incredible figured out not only howto do it, but that you could
do it. Yeah, right,or even have the idea. And thanks
to technology and the ease of sharinginformation, all this stuff is just like
it's expedited. It's happening so muchquicker than ever before. Just awesome,
Yeah, super cool. Well todayit's May twenty eighth, Today's International Burger

(01:42:46):
Day, ironically, but yeah,burger is still delicious. Yeah, rest
in peace, Morgan Spurlock, butstill delicious. He didn't die from burgers.
Today's National Brisket Day. And withoutbrisket we would never have burnt ends.
So hey, shout out to Brisketbrisket. And also today is an

(01:43:10):
International Day of Action on Women's Health. Okay, take action, ladies.
Get your pappies, get your mammy, your paps and mams, get your
paps and mams, and yeah,get everything, get everything checked. I
get your oil checked, you know, and then with gravy. All right,
what you got happening in the worldof nerds today, Well, Gregory,

(01:43:33):
As you know, I have manyfidoms that I'm very passionate about,
Yes, but what's my number oneabove all other fandoms. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is my number one.I love the books and I really do
like the movies too. There areeight of them, and my favorite movie
is Prisoner of Azkaband. That's numberthree. First movie not directed by Chris

(01:43:54):
Columbus, and this one starts toturn the franchise in a more dark direction.
I do. And it's directed byAlfonso Corone, who nearly passed on
it because he didn't think Harry Potterwas for him and it wasn't exactly on
his radar, but he was talkingto Guermo del Toro and told Giermo,

(01:44:15):
you know what I'm gonna say,No, it's Harry Potter, and del
Toro called him an arrogant ahole fordismissing it so quickly. So Caron I
was like, all right, Iguess I'll do it. It has absolutely
no regrets. Loves this movie.And this year is the twentieth anniversary.
Oh, the Prisoner of Eskaba.You want to hear something that might actually
hurt your feelings a little bit rave? Why would you do that to him?

(01:44:36):
Well? I thought it was interestingbecause I expected a different outcome.
My daughter started reading the Harry Potterbooks. Oh, she didn't care for
it, and she goes like,what are you doing? She goes reading
Harry Potter so boring mid which onefirst one? First one? Yeah,
started the beginning. So she's gonnagive up. No, she's not giving

(01:44:56):
up. She's still reading it andhopefully it picks up. Maybe it's like
when I'm watching you know, BreakingBad for the first time. It took
me a minute. Yeah. Sometimesthe Setup book is a struggle, like
the Setup movie. Yeah, issometimes a struggle. Yeah. First couple
episodes made the pilots a little slow, right, right, then it becomes
your favorite show of all time?Exactly. You guys familiar with the nineteen
eighty one movie Time Bandits. That'sit. I'm not surprised Sammy doesn't know

(01:45:19):
it. It's about a history buffnamed Kevin who tracks thieves throughout history with
the help of six dwarves that emergefrom his closet one night, and it's
being remade for Apple TV plus bytwo of my favorite dudes, Taika with
Tit and Jermaine Clement. They saidthey fell in love with this movie as
kids. What tds saying, Iremember kind of being freaked out by and

(01:45:39):
a lot of kids films back thenwere not as inventive and imaginative. So
this time Bandits is going to reimaginethe story over ten episodes following Kevin as
he falls in with a group ofmarauders led by Marauders Lisa Kudro oh really
yeah, and with Titi said theytracked her down specifically and that they've admired

(01:46:00):
her work from Afar, particularly inHBO's The Comeback. Oh Yeah, which
is a criminally underrated show. Reallycriminally I could not get into it because
of her. The voice she wouldput on Valerie Cherish was that character.
I heard Tig Nataro and Fortune Fimestirthere on a podcast together, love both,
and they're talking about The Comeback andhow just it was just way ahead

(01:46:24):
of its time. They love itso much. What Ted said, I
just love Lisa Kudro and I thoughtit'd be awesome to see her leading a
band of idiots through time. Sothis is going to premiere July twenty fourth
on Apple tv Plus. All right, just when you think you're going to
be able to get rid of astream in the service, let bring you
back in the Apple TV Plus.I'm rabiing. For more nerd stuff,

(01:46:44):
check out the nerd Nut podcast atthe Witty Show dot com. Nerd thank
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(01:49:00):
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