The Woody Show May 2nd 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Due to the graphic nature of thisprogram. Listen to this question. Is
it lies the Woody Shows. TheWoody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now in

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session. Good morning everybody, it'sThursday morning. It is a pre Friday.
It is May second, closer andcloser it May the fourth be with
you. See as words so close. This is how you ruin it by
so close. No, we're notruining it over extenday. You know,

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people, this is when you starttalking getting me apt That's like, that's
like saying the people the week beforeChristmas by going like Merry Christmas and singing
jingle bells and stuff like that.This is how you ruin it. Yeah,
no, it's how you ruin Christmas. You do what Sammy does with
the four months celebration. That's Joymonth celebration. Oh she started pre Halloween,

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pray for Halloween. It's after Halloweenright after. That's like my wife.
My wife does the same stupid thingthree months. Don't exaggerate it.
Yeah, Now, if we weredoing this in like September or October,
about the May the fourth thing,Okay, I don't understand, but come
on, it's a couple of daysout. Well, it's not a real
holiday to begin with the whole argument. Anyway, this is on the weekend,

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right, it's on Saturday. Thankyou for being here. I'm what
that's raving. It's Greg gory Manis good morning to you. Good morning
our employee of the month. Youguys, they're a sea mass ask him
about sea Bass is right next toSammy. Sammy is right on the other
side of the glass from Borton,Caroline. They're in the Woody Show production
department. We've got Morgan, ourassociate producer. There's Vaughan, our video

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producer. Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four. You can also
hit up with the text over totwo to nine eight seven coming up on
the show today. What you showweakest Link? We haven't. We haven't
played weakest Link for a while longtime. Men is taking a break from
the hosting duties. So we're gonnalet Greg gory Yeah, let's sleep well
because Greg a big Game Show fan. Love. Also, he's able to

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read all the questions. The questionsI am nervous, I will admit,
Yeah, that's all right. Well, the look hosting is a big gig.
Man. Yeah, it's scary.You know, you can not everybody
can game show host has been provenvery important. Right, can's be all
willing nilly about it? You know, I won't be. Yeah, you
gotta take it seriously. I won'tbe. Yeap Ravey's got a best of
seven for us today. I'm excitedfor that. If you like TV themes,

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We've got a bran new redneck news. Some of the trending news headlines
where he was got nerd out forthe hour is up, Birthday's point of
Birthday? All coming up here onthe Woody Show. A couple of the
dig you know, fun facts today. Fifteen percent of us say cowboy boots
are their favorite way and their favoriteplace to hide money. Who's going to
look in the cowboy boots? Iguess everybody? Now? Yeah? No.

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So I went to you know,a couple of festivals just recently,
and they made women take off thecowboy boots because they were smuggling in their
Yeah, how would there be roominside the boots? Is the bottles in
them? Yeah? Little shop bottlesyour flask easy easy? Yeah? Yeah,
because they don't unless they're assuming they'renot zip ups. Sure they're not

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not at the bottom of the boot. You know, as a Yellowstone fan,
would he come on, Well,no, it's a guy who's worn
these boots, like these cowboy stylehave large muscular calves. Yeah, that
also like to get like boots off. I know, they even sell these
little wedge things that you put theheel into so you can just pull your
leg out. That is the biggestpart of you if you're sitting there like

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kicking it. Yeah, trying toget those same is wedging herself into boots.
No, but I just you know, cowboy boots to me or I'm
sorry, cowgirl boots. In thiscase, they seem to be very like
you ever stick your finger in somethingand then like you have a hard time
getting it back out. Yeah.Sure, I remember as a kid man,

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I stuck my fingers between like thelittle things of a like a grocery
cart and it got stuck, andlike you know, we had We're sitting
there with like you know, liquidsoap and everything else. Like you know,
it's a boy like just you juststick your fingers and stuff everywhere.
Yeah, you're practicing. Yeah,you're practicing, but uh, it's one
of those things where you can getthe foot in, but it's really difficult
to get the foot out there justdoesn't seem to be a lot of room

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for that stuff. It's very easyfor me. I have a lot of
a room and cowboy bo too big. They're just they're not too big,
but they're just loose around the leg. Yeah, I don't know you're getting
getting Is he refusing to get refusal? Yeah, I believe that I'm calling

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I get refusal people. I'm justbasing on my experience and the only time
admittedly that I've ever worn not seeme and how she would put on a
cowboy boot and how much room therewould be she could put bottles of beer
in there? Right to do withcassize, thank you kind of story?
All right, now, is acocaine in there? Okay? Have you

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ever seen a three year old andcowboy boots? Like okay, yeah,
gloshes but like yeah, those thoseseem way more loose than cowboy boots.
Ends on the wearer end of story. I've only worn them a handful of
times. I can on one handif they wore more times style boots than
I don't picture you on cowboy bootsoccasions. There was a cowboy style boot

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is because I was in that TVshow The Mayans. Oh that's so yeah,
they were like these biker boots thatwere very similarly high up, like
like a cowboy. They didn't havea cowboy style to them, but the
same thing though. But they weresnug. They were snug. I mean
they fit me like from my footright. But it was like, man,
the rough getting out of those becauseyou are so muscular and so much

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so uncomfortable. Oh, by theend of the day, those were painful
menace to get into. A thousandsof people are trying to get in this
festival and they're making and every girlthere, I know, you know stage
coach there where. It wasn't thatstage Coach though, Was that the Coachella
one that they were stopping down thesame venue? Yeah, but I mean
if they did stage coach, thatwould be but the yeah, I mean,

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not many problems at Stagecoach versus Coachella. So fifteen percent of people say
cowboy boots that's their favorite place tohide money. One percent of people are
horrified the thought of even touching money. Oh, in just in general,
yeah, because it's so di Collegestudents smoke three times as much as non
college students who are the same age. I thought that was interesting. A

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that is interesting, I guess moresmoking cigarettes, yeah, and probably say
vaping too. Probably probably a tonof vapor. Well, just because you
have a ton of downtime and you'reyou're not social stuff, and your quote
work is sitting around studying, youknow when you're when you have a job,
you're actively doing something. Yeah,I just think like I'm looking at
like, you know, smarter there. You're supposed to be smarter, right,

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you're in college allegedly allegedly Yeah,not these I guess it depends on
what college. Sure, the averagewoman cries between thirty and sixty four times
a year a year. The averageman cries six times a year. Nice,
which that even seems high. Itdoes even for Greg. I know,
I don't remember a cry. Itry to cry and I can't.

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So what he probably cries more thanyou do at this point. No,
I don't remember, though You've gotyour own garbage pail, kid, we'd
be woody. Yeah, I know. That's like more about feelings and not
actual crying. Like I'm saying,like I'll watch a video about something.
It's like you can emotion stir nextstep, you know, can you cry?
Is it just so much all atonce because you haven't for a long
time. I can't tell you thelast time that you like broke down.

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No idea, it's been it's beena decade plus. Really, it hasn't
been a decade when our agent,Oh yeah, okay, all right,
that's okay, fair enough, thatwas probably the last time that broke down.
No, I mean he wasn't breakingdown, but he was definitely upset
inside that I was close to him. He was like a like a work

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father. Yeah, that was abummer. Uh see. One fourth of
adults say a campfire is their favoritesmell. No, No, I love
a campfire. I like being ata campfire, but next day in the
house for a week. Okay,here's the thing. I understand this in
a weird way because I've said beforelike I like the smell of cigarette smoke.

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Love it. It's nostalgic. Itreminds me of my my grandparents.
But I don't like leaving and smellinglike it. I could say the same
thing about the campfire. I don'tmind the smell, Like I kind of
like the smell of the campfire.That's fine, But you get within one
hundred yards of a campfire, youstink like it. Yeah, definitely for
ever. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, that that part. I

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that part. I don't like sittingaround drinking at the campfire though. Yep,
Raby's annoyed by random sounds. Keepingyour keyboard clicks turned on is the
most obnoxious thing that a phone usercan do for you know, like the
public speaker. Yeah, but it'sit's not to just iPhone users or just

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Andrew. It's all you know,cell phone. Anybody who's got their cell
phone set to like where the typing? Don't you have to enable? Like
you have to try to enable thatnowadays? Right, Yeah, well I
think the preset is off. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not with
iPhone. Yeah, when you geta brand new iPhone or a new iPad,
yeah, you have to, likebecause if you're just using your backup
and you already had it turned off, like to start the new phone or

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to load the new phone, it'llput your old preferences in there. But
yeah, when it's just a youknow, a new thing, Yeah,
you got to go in there andyou gotta you gotta turn that thing off.
My volume on's a Apple. Ihate that. Uh. And then
finally, ninety percent of the USsupply of toothpicks are produced in Maine.
That's fun. It's fun. Good, that's a fun fact. Good for

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Maine to have something. Yeah,and lobsters. Everybody said that we were
really relaxing on the on the onthe fun facts. Oh we're back yeah
on the digitals. Yeah. Sothere you go. That is your Thursday
Morning edition. We are the WoodyShow. Phones open eight seven seven forty
four. Woody, you can hitus up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. We willbe right back and we are into another

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new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It's Thursday Morning. It
is made second twenty twenty four.Thank you for being here, Woody Raby.
Yeah, Greg Gory, Hi,there's menace, Hi, masses here,
God Sam, good morning. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four
Woodings eight seven seven forty four.You can hit us up with the text

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over to two to nine eight seven. It's it's been a minute. We've
heard you asking for a round ofwhat is show weakest link? It's been
so much so that's happening this hour. Yeah, so what is show weakest
Link? Will be happening a littlebit later on in the hour here.
Yeah, Greg's hosting host, whichBord was disappointed in. Why because he

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loves it when you host. No, he's the only one. No,
I love it. It's fine.I've never wanted to host, but Greg
game show host dreams. Like heloves game shows. I have game show
announcer dreams. I think hosting wouldbe borderline announcer. That would be fun.
There are a lot of you're thehost exactly, And I'm nervous about

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today because it's been so long thatwe've done this, and I think my
questions might be too easy. We'llsay, we'll see darn well, actually
get some right, Yeah, breakfastcoming at you? Oh yeah, as
the host? Are you promising breakfast? I mean I guess I have.
Yeah. Well, if we reachedthe threshold, right, Yeah, you

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know, when I've hosted it,I just buy breakfast for everybody, regardless
of how we do, right,because I'm just that kind of host.
Have you ever hosted? I have? Yes, I have. It was
that little twink we had here fora while that it was no, I
have hosted around. We did linkrounds, yeah, because it was like
we did like a like a throwbackone. But that was that wasn't weakest

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link. Yeah you may yeah youmay have cribbed onto it, but it
wasn't an official weakest link round.But yeah, there was the same style
food. It was the same style. Yeah, I just didn't make you
guys like through hoops the way thatyou know other people have in the past.
Okay, well, Greg, Iwant caviar and lobster. It's got
to be a Greg style breakfast.Lots of that's coming up this sour.

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I'm really excited about this Mike TysonJake Paul fight. The more I see
and it's officially sanctioned. It's officiallysanctioned. Yeah, the peerists hate it,
but I think it'd be fun,especially when it's on Netflix. It's
so easy to access. Why notpop it on? I don't know,
I think I just think it'll befun. And I still believe that Mike
Tyson will win this fight. Imean that's great, but but yeah,

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what I think with the what hewhat he's hoping for is he pops off
his Jake Paul's head. It's justnot gonna happen. Have you watched the
videos, Yeah, that's again.Mike Tyson had the same fight videos four
years ago when he fought Roy JonesJunior and it was, you know,
a store fest. Yeah, wellhe's fifty seven. Yeah, doesn't help
your case. Yeah, that's thecase right there. But I think he's

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I think he's an exception in somany ways. All Right, See that's
what's your prediction on it. Thenmy prediction is it'll be a lot like
all these other you know, Bigweatherfights these days, all the exhibition fights.
Dancing, you gotta be a lotof dancing. Little taps, Yeah,
little taps like who was it withJake or Logan that fought Meweather.
I forget, but it's Logan.Yeah, it was just yeah, it
was like, hey, well we'llkeep this interesting, but we're not going

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to kill you. Yeah, thirtyone year age gap, but still damn.
Like, when's the last time Igot excited about a fight of any
kind? Never? You know,it's the thing, it's like, cool
man, this reminds me. Thisis like talk about throwback Thursday. This
is a this is a throwback toget excited about a Tyson fight and I'm
gonna get the fight. But yougot it's not immune to you know,

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being out of shape or yeah youknow sixty. Yeah, I don't want
to put any money in Jake Paul'spocket. So that's why I'm not worrying.
Also yeah yeah, uh reaby,are you betting on the Kentucky Derby
that's this weekend. I don't knowwho's running. I'll take a look into
it. My brother's going to bethere. I was talking to him the
other day. He's like, yeah, look for me, I'm gonna be

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on Millionaire's Row, not like okay, it's like going to be hanging with
Tom Brady. Is that nice?People say, you want to be on
the field, not up in thebooths, right or the boxes. Right.
It's up in the boxes. Themillionaires are up in the boxes right.
And the reason they the reason theycall it millionaires Row is because you
have a million dollar view of thefinish. I was gonna say, I

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think you need to raise it likea billion dollars everywhere. A million dollars
is not what it used to be. You have a million dollar view of
the finish. Yeah, I seeright now is the Sierra Leone who's three
to one, fierceness five to two. It is the most exciting two minutes
in sports. And then not allcatching freedom eight to one. Everything else
is ten to one, twenty toone, thirty to one, fifty to

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one. But I'm like, jeez, Michael, you've really advanced. I
mean, we used to go tothe Preakness, which is the armpit of
the Driple Crown, and like hangout in the infield and bring like coolers,
right exactly, there is all youcan drink. Well, you can
drink several options in fact, andlike saying, it's just a big field.
Everyone's hammered, not even watching theshow. I think, you know,

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you're just getting hammered in the Yeah, you know. The word that
I care about is the food.And I did so on goldbelly dot com
not a sponsor, but could bewhere you you buy food from all over
the country. They have a KentuckyKentucky Derby button for all these different food
options. I sent some food tomy my mom and my grandmother. I

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got them the chef Kelly's Fields SouthernBrunch all night about yeah, oh god,
the worst because he has it's weird, mixing bourbon with mint and sweetness.
It was so disgusting. I tooklike a big slug of it and

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I was like, oh, godbeno, no, no, I was.
I forget where I was sipping mintjulebs. But it wasn't at a
gross at a horse race. Okay, all right, so you bet right,
ray, Yeah, you bet thederby. Well, I'll send my
bets to my brother since he'll beon site. Dude. This guy in

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North Carolina, he got a callfrom his sister. The sister and said,
hey, I had this dream thatyou had found a bunch of gold.
Oh so he's like all right,So he goes he buys a lottery
ticket and he won a big jackeight and thirty seven thousand dollars. Damn
dog. Because of a dream.He plans to give some of the money
to his church and pay some bills. Dumb, okay, dumb, Yeah,

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you don't want to bill, sureyour money. Come on, have
you ever had a dream let's callit? Maybe he can say that,
but maybe he won't. Actually,yeah, have you ever had a dream
like that? Where do you dreadsomething and then next day like it came
true. I try to talk tothat dream interpret interpreter about that, but
she cut me off. She's like, oh, that's not my thing,

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but it did happen to me.One time with my coworker where I had
a dream that I was sitting inthe office and he was wearing a certain
jacket. I go to work thenext day, he's wearing that jacket sitting
in the same place. I waslike, dude, dream you told me
your girlfriend was pregnant. Oh.And then once I said that to him,
he's like, dude, I haven'ttold anybody. His eyes like pregnant,

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dude. There was this other anotherone from North Carolina. A lot
of luck going on, a lotof rabie luck there. Eighteen year old
guy, you know, so he'sonly eighteen, doesn't have much experience playing
the lottery, and he got agut feeling and so he was at this
convenience store and he bought this twentydollars big cash payout to scratch off.
Would never and he scratched and itturns out he won two million dollars.

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Yeah, so he's going with thecash option and uh yeah, he's gonna
get to see eight hundred and fiftythousand dollars after taxes and says has no
concrete plans yet for the for themoney, but he wants to use it
wisely. Good. Yeah, goodfor him. Your team. Yeah,
now, Greg, you're gonna hatethis if you just put that into an
investment right now, like a goodmutual fund investment right now, like this

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kid is going to be multi multi, multi millionaire at the time he retires.
Yeah, would hate that because youdon't like the idea of like winning
the lottery and investing it. You'vesaid that before when it's a windfall like
two hundred million. We're talking aboutthe famous billion dollars that I still would

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No way, you don't need to. You don't need to, but talk
about like a generational I mean,good for you, you still will.
That's great. I'm going to blowit. You got to work fast.
God knows how much time you got, maybe two years. This isn't specifically
money related, but Menace is askingif you're going to get Tim an autograph
for Sarah Jessica Parker while you're atthe Kentucky Derby. I did not say

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that. Good God, that wasnot my statement that I haven't signed E
W and AZ Not cool, dude, Hey, maybe ask your ask your
brother to bring a bag of appleson behalf of menis warmer up. Yeah,
I did not request show. Youknow she likes soft apples or like

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those nice crisp ones. I thinkshe likes a good Fuji sugar cubes.
Sarahisica Parker and all the other horseslike they like those little starlight men's.
I didn't say hell man a medicand all social media because you say did
you say that? And he goeswow. Just the other day we were
talking about something and men it's like, well he wanted us to be we're

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kind of getting ahead of ourselves.He's like, okay, everybody hold your
Sarah Jessica Parkers. That was justrude, shocking to get what he move
is going for. Then I waslike woah, wow. I was like,
not cool. Well, since itis, uh the Kentucky Derby every
year, I love this clip.It makes only sense to play it like
right around the Kentucky Derby. Thisis a marriage horse race. It's like

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one of those things that I heardI thought it was so funny. Yeah,
so like it's a it's just ajoke that somebody put together. It's
a it's a horse race, callthe call of a horse race. But
it's all about like anybody who's married, we'll be able to relate to this.
Here we go welcome to the thirdrace at the honeymoon is over.
Down they're at the gates, andthey're off jumping out in the leader is

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romance and affection with domestic fless.In close behind it's romance and affection and
domestic fliss. Here comes marriage vows, followed by immediate child romance and affection
falling off quickly mortgaged up the overtakingdomestic glitch, and here comes nast pyatitude,
followed by more children and drink Kingheavily coming down the back stretch.
Drink King heavily moving out in frontof Mark in stepped but coming on strong.

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And the outside is credit in shambals, hits credit in shambles, followed
by I don't give a nasty attitudeand I'm here is Keith up. Here
is Keith challenging for a second,going into the clubhouse turn, passing on
the rail as I don't give it, taking the lead, followed by the
house you cook like, and Iyour brother. Here they come, spinning
out of the turn. I don'tgive it. Still in front up Piers

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keep challenging for the lead, uphers keep and I don't give it,
neck and neck and down the stretched, I calmed up, Piers. Keith
is pulling away from it. Idon't give it, like coming on strong
as I am out of here andpassing the pack is left your house and
that the wire it's up heres Keithyour house. I don't give it and
I am out of here. That'sabout how it goes, right, all

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right? What do you show?Weakest Link? Is coming up next,
Greg, and he's where that goes. That's next to the Woody Show.
And then I went to the bathroomand I came back and the planet totally
changed, totally different experience. Ohno, no, we can Woody know
right now. The Woody Show isthat and it's time for what he show?

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Weakest Link? Yeah, weakest linkis a little nervous. Why,
I don't know. It's kind ofin my amazing memory forgotten how we do
this strategically. And then you justyou just asked the question, okay.
And then I also think that myquestions are too easy. But that's all

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right, all right, that's allright. Well, Greg, you watched
the Weakest you know the style ofand those questions are pretty easy. They
are relatively easy, And I gotthat's what thinks for d U y Q.
And sometimes they're not as easy ashe thinks. That's true, they're
not. And then the element oftrying to do it quickly you can think
to overthink it. So all right, so what show weakest to the weakest

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thing? And the way this workis Greg has the questions. We'll go
around. We have a minute onthe clock. And now, Greg,
did you figure out, like arewe doing some kind of like breakfast?
Let's do this, let's do theusual, all right? And what did
we need to get? I believewas it eight or eight a minute?

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I get eight in a minute inorder to earn free breakfast Greg style,
like caviar breakfast. I thought itwas seven, but you know, I
thought it was four. But yeah, all right, here we go round
number one. Who's gonna go first? I asked Ravey who should go first?
And she said Menace manas mannis okay, fine, all right, so
Menace, you're gonna be up first. Here Woody, show week is long,

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Menace. What is the chemical symbolfor gold g l au ravy.
What is the largest mammal in theworld A sperm whale? Blue whale?
Damn, Woody. What fluffy confectionmade with whipped egg whites. Would you
find in a Three Musketeers bar ina Milky Way bar? Uh? Nugat?
Correct? Steve Bass. What isthe name of the coffee shop and

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the TV show Friends Central Perk Correct? Sammy who painted the famous work called
The Persistence of Memory which features meltedclocks Vingo incorrect Salvador Dali Menace. What
is the name of the main characterin the TV show Breaking Bad? Huh,

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Herbert Walter White. Which country isknown as the Land of the Rising
Sun Japan? Correct? Woody.How many Electoral College votes does it take
to win a presidential election? Seventy? Correct? See that? Oh there's
only four? Great? No,dude, these are not as easy as

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you said. I think he threwHe kind of threw it. He's trying
to buy breakfast. No, Idid, because he knows I never watched
Breaking Bad. I would have gotthe blue whale question. And by the
way, could you just say awhale question, because there's a billion whales
blue weal? Yeah, okay,I'm asking whale for the ninetieth time.

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It's random where we go? Infact, he asked us to He asked
one of us where we wanted tostay? Yeah. So there's the thing.
If we only got to eight,we only got two eight questions,
we would have had been perfect toget breakfast. So again, menace,
the umming, the eye I heldwhale strong. Greg set us up saying,
oh it's gonna be easy, likesaid, yeah, that's now.

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If I had been asked all thesequestions, we would have breakfast right now
because I knew cool cool. Ienjoy hosting because I don't have to be
part of it because the typical weekis link It just drives us all apart.
And who player was Woody second strongestSea Bess and then third strongest Ravy.
Both the Sea Best and Bravee gotone right, but Ravey got one

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wrong as well. Madison Sammy ophersall right, so who gets voted that
we'll start with medic since you began, I'm gonna about out Sammy because she
took too long to answer, soI'm gonna like throw out answers quickly,
all right, So Sammy, Yeah, yeah, his explanation is very long.
No, just your strategy, SoSammy's out. Yeah, alright,
Ravy Sammy, Sammy Sea Bass Yeah, I agree, Sammy, Like she

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gets a long wrong answers and they'renot that funny. All right, Well
you're on the weakest thing lucky.Round number one. What do you show
weakest link yep, And now wewill be beginning with Ravy. I believe,
Okay, Ravy, All right,here we go. Number two.
Ravy on a butterfly? Where aretheir taste receptors on their tentacles? On

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their feet at Woodie? How manycrew members died when the Space Shuttle Challenger
exploded in nineteen eighty seven? Correct? Sea Bass. At a soccer match,
how many players does each team haveon the field? Eleven? Correct
menace? In Greek mythology, whatis the name of the one eyed giant
uh Cyclops? Correct Ravy? WhatHawaiian dish resembles a bowl of deconstructed sushi?

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Bravy, I know it, youdon't I do? It's not boy,
I forget move on, Poky.What is thirty percent of three hundred?
Thirty percent of three hundred is ninety? Correct Sea Bass. There's only
one state that starts with the letterP. What is it Pennsylvania? Correct

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menace? Which suspense action novelist createdthe character of James Bond h heading away?
Bravy? Yeah, wow, wayto take thirty seconds of the minute.
Timer just throwing it if you don'tknow what throw in, trying to
get loco loco. Sorry, no, wait, hold on, everybody,

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calm down. I'm still thinking isit a ho oh No, it's not
the hoky I knew pizza. Letme sing the song. Wo he by
the way, having his best roundof literally never played this, never played
this well now says Greg's awesome atit, and my questions are pretty Who

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could have been more perfect for thatchallenging question? I know, and I
did get I did get lucky withthe questions. Didn't want to get that
one, but laid out menace.Yeah all right, all right, so
who gets voted out? Raby?You started the round, So who gets
Menace? All right, Menace youget your vote for yourself. I can't

(29:36):
for myself. Well vote Raby becauseshe burned us on that round. Yeah,
maybe's only gotten one out of fourquestions correct and she wastes time.
All right, that's my vote forRaby. Raby the weakest week. All
right, So Raby and me areboth out round the and Menace leftover correct,

(30:00):
yes, all right, always theleftovers. So now we're going to
start with Woody. Okay, weakestlink Woody. What happens when you roll
three consecutive doubles in a game ofMonopoly? Uh? You get to go
again? You go to jail?Sea Bass? In? What city would

(30:22):
you find the Wizard of Oz Kansas? Emeralds City? Menace? What sign
are you if you were born onValentine's Day? Virgo Aquarius? Woody?
Eight seconds, eighty seconds or eightminutes? How long does it take for
light from the Sun to reach Earth? Eight seconds, eight minutes? Sea
Bass? Which Star Wars film introducedthe character Lando Calrissian and it strikes back?

(30:47):
Correct? Menace? In nautical terms, how would you refer to a
left turn? Uh? Left booyeport left booie? Yeah, Woody if
you bought it on DVD? Whatmovie is available in the Don't Call Me
Shirley Edition? Airplane? Correct?Sea Bass? Seventy percent of the Earth
surfaces water? Ten is what land? Ice? Menace? And the TV

(31:11):
show Full House. What is thelast name of the next door neighbor?
Kimney Schmid, Sammy Gibler Gibler givesal Hey, look at least we got
to that's the glass app full?Yeah, we got and we got two

(31:32):
nine questions thanks to Brabe not beingaround. Yeah, okay, so what
do you see the best? Bothonly got one that in the Menace of
course over I swear it would behow to be seven? All right?
Because how could he give that manyquestions out? And he's a good reader.
This sucks. I can't even votefor myself, I mean, and
I don't want to vote for thatrule, which I know that's the rule,

(31:55):
that's rule, but no, it'san arbitrary rule that you guys made
up. It's not part of theI would always vote myself every time,
and we're ripping off the weakest link. They don't vote for themselves, but
they have a different they have adifferent strategy to get money for one person
we have who get your vote?I will vote Offwoodie all right? Uh
menace? Uh yes, the Westfor sure. I was moving on.

(32:17):
You can retire knowing that was agreat game, especially for you. Yeah,
you're right, awesome, very good. So then I forgot do we
do it with two players? Wehave time? Yeah? Yeah, well
ok, so we're let's go lfgLFGFG to breakfast Scott and I'll read them

(32:38):
fast. He did a good joblast time he said we got two nine?
All right, here we go okay? Sea bass. In eighteenth century
England, what fruit was considered asymbol of wealth? Pineapple? Correct?
Menace? How does Jack die inthe shining uh axe? Freeze us to
death? Sea bass? What isthe slogan of apple? Think? Think

(33:00):
different, I'll come off menace?How many times are Mexican refried beans fried
three times one time? Sea bass? Bacleava is a flaky dessert made with
what kind of paper thin dough?Correct? Menace. In the nineteen eighties,
American Airlines famously saved forty thousand dollarsby reducing the number of what olives?
Correct? Sea bass and a football. If a football team only scored

(33:21):
two field goals and two safeties,how many points would they have? They
would have a total of ten points? Correct? Menace. Which Pennsylvania town
is the birthplace of rolling rock beer? Oh, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh? Look,
Sea bass. If a female catis called a queen, what is
the male cat called kang? Atom menace? What is the most common

(33:43):
surname in South Korea? New WinKim Kim. That's no breakfast, goddamn
it? Only four Yeah, that'sall right, that's right. But Greg,
you know what you did. Youdid a one here we got two
ten questions, all right, whichis good. Yeah, but Greg,
you did a great job. Thankyou very nice. I got Yeah,

(34:06):
I like Greg question. I'm veryabsolutely We'll be right back. Some zoo
news you guys. So yeah,man, it was going down to the
Woodland Park zoo in Seattle. Somemoms with a bunch of kids. They

(34:27):
were looking at the bears. No, this is this is nature. Sure,
nature tragedy. One of the bearsstarted doing bear stuff ate five little
ducklings right in front of the kids. It's horrific. Here's here's a little
clip of what the snack time soundedlike. Oh no, j oh my

(35:07):
god. The doing there anyway,Juniper is the name of the of the
bear menas I'd like to point outhow it's ducks. So it's, according
to Ravy, horrific. Raccoons andsquirrels run over it. But that one

(35:30):
squirrel I hit with suicide. Inother news from the Animal Kingdom, a
couple of lions got on top ofa tourist safari jeep and they started doing
sex. Now the top of thejeep is wickers. The tourist. They
got this amazing audio. Listen tothis, that's lions doing it. Oh

(35:57):
my god, I'm willing to betthat how it sounds. I've seen a
bunch of videos online of monkeys doingthat, but I wouldn't. I think
the service area wouldn't be big enoughfor lions, Like, oh yeah,
loves it, Oh yeah yeah,NAO's just taking it. Anybody else horning

(36:21):
right now, Lena Show of Hans, who's getting I'm not askin, I'm
demanding, it's the show. Well, here's your daily mention of Japan.
A flight from Texas to Japan hadto be canceled last week after they busted

(36:43):
a wild all night drinking party atthis hotel sweet and at the party was
the captain of the flight. Okay, don't don't blame Japan. Obviously he's
having to Texas, But also,how is this like a thing like who
cares he didn't show up? Youdidn't breathalyze him to play. And I
know they have to our limits fromwhen they have to stop drinking, but
this is this sounds like some majornark in demand. They couldn't they couldn't

(37:05):
have gotten like some other pilot becauseall one and fifty seven passengers had to
be transferred to other flights. Yeah, because what if he had what if
he had the stomach flu and hecouldn't come in? They would they wouldn't.
Travelers in Australia they booked their flightson this new bonds of airlines.
It's one of those low cost airlines. Huh. And they found themselves stranded

(37:27):
because they just canceled all their flights. Oh no, they just yeah,
I know you got a return tripor whatever. All of our flights are
cancering. T s A agents inMiami, they caught a man who was
hiding snakes in his pants. Thisguy had a bag of snakes, these
little posta and they're weird, theselittle pink snakes. Really yeah, maybe

(37:53):
something, but like okay, wayto transport those things though, Like I
don't know, I don't know howyou would do that. I don't know
what the rules are, but well, is there a way to do think
snakes or how I would think?So drive I'm not where I was going.
But you know, if you gotsomething that you can't bring the plane
like yeah it maybe it's not Yeah, it's supposed to be in that area.

(38:16):
Oh not natives. I know thatreally didn't count as a story about
Japan. It was a flight fromTexas to Japan. The story about how
people were deprived of Japan. ButI mean, yeah right, it was
in because of the story with technicallyTexas. Okay, I got right.
Now, how about this an airportin Japan. Okay, they're celebrating a

(38:40):
pretty big milestone. They in thirtyyears, not a year over the past
twelve months. No, in thirtyyears, this airport in Japan has never
once lost a piece of luggage noisethat j A p A n Yeah,

(39:02):
that's the end of story. Imean, it's not all the airports in
Japan. Who people are like competentand hard working and clean. The world
is a better Place'd be like,oh well, it doesn't matter that much.
It all trickles downhill and it infectsevery part of your life, things
like oh my bag's lost. It'snot not in Japan, right, because

(39:23):
they keep not in Japan. Yeah, there's there's so life could be good.
Yeah, filthy people don't have tobe incompetent. Really, the world
can run well right Yeah, Actually, I think we just mentioned that daily
mention of Japan. I think wehave a problem that we had to be
in Japan or from Japan or whatever. It was just shouting jan shouting out

(39:46):
Japan in somewhere shape or form.It could be the daily worship of Japan.
If you feel like you could beas last cha, we'll be right
back, you know. The sametime is money? Yes, yeah,
of course? Question how much isyour free time worth? Like what would

(40:08):
you say your free time is worthless? Like if you had to put a
dollar dollar amount, like per hour, twenty five fifty bucks, I'm going
two bucks, ten bucks, Iguess ten bucks bucks. You know workers
are making fifteen to twenty Yeah,but I just I don't know when people
are like desperate for free time.I always think, oh, they just

(40:30):
don't like where they're at in thecurrent moment. You know. But if
you were charging for your time,you would charge ten dollars an hour?
Oh oh for my time to dosomething for somebody else? Yeah? What's
your free time worth? Right?Go away from your is getting I don't
think it's good anyway. The averageperson believes that two hundred and forty dollars

(40:52):
an hour would do it, Solike, okay, so you do the
math on that forty hours a week, two weeks. That's four hundred and
ninety nine thousand dollars. Yeah,I'll take it. Which is interesting because
you know people say to forty hour, that's a lot more than what the
average person makes. The average salaryis fifty nine thousand dollars. That works
out to be twenty eight dollars anhour. Okay, then two forty by

(41:15):
the way, just the average,because then they broke it down by a
generation. So baby Boomer said thatthere were times worth one hundred and thirty
seven dollars an hour, gen Xsaid two hundred and fifteen dollars an hour.
Gen Z says two hundred and sixtyseven dollars an hour. And millennials

(41:36):
are Delulu. Didn't we just learnthat right, Delulu using it correctly,
and they think their time is worththree hundred and twenty nine dollars an hour.
Yeah, Like, get the fout of here, Like that makes
sense? Yeah, your blessing,what you do is nothing, just chilling

(42:07):
true true. The Woody Show,we're into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Today isThursday. It's May second, twenty twenty
four. Thank you for being here. I'm Woody. That's Ravy. Good
morning, there's Greg Gory. Yeah, we got menace. What is up
Woody? Sea masses here? Whatis got Sammy morning? And the phones

(42:30):
are open eight seven to seven fortyfour. Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eightyseven. Love to have you. Part
of the show today coming up foryou this hour. It's that best of
seven that we were talking about TVthemes. I'm sorry, yeah, so
so TV. Somebody actually said onthe text yesterday, what do you have
a garbage palate when it comes tofood? Right? But you have a
really good taste in TV shows.They started, they said they forced themselves,

(42:52):
at my recommendation, to get throughthe first couple episodes of Better Call
Sault because that is a slog.And they said, now they're all in,
okay, that's true because I hadto do the same thing. I
get it. How many time youtried it? Like four times I did.
I tried to love because I loveBreaking Bad so much. I really
wanted to like it. Everybody's talkingabout what a great show it is,
and I would agree that what hedoes have some pretty frasier he loves.

(43:15):
Now there's a couple of there's twoand a half Men in there and the
Okay, no, I love BigBang theory. I thought two and a
half Man was fine. It waslike like I didn't hate it. I
liked it. What about Young showsfun? I never watched Young Sheldon.
My kids love Young Your daughter wouldlove that crap. She does, she
loves it. I got some motherfing food now, yea, yeah,

(43:37):
all right, real quick, Justso the nurses out there, no,
Chipotle is given out free burritos toone hundred thousand healthcare workers for National Nurses
Week, and so if you goto healthcare dot Chipotle dot com, uh,
this is coming up this next Monday, and you got a chance to
be one of the people that getone of the one hundred thousand dollars one

(44:00):
thousand, hundred thousands. Yeah,you get one hundred thousand burritos that they're
given out. You can be oneof the people that get one of them
free burritos. Their chicken l pastoroh my god, it is fire.
I like it's so good. Theybrought me back, dude. I've been
off board with them for a while, but then I've gone back like five
times since they brought it on themenu. Where can we get fake nursing

(44:22):
credentials? Yeah, just get somescrubs. Gray, I have a I
have a Costco employee badge that saysthe Woodie Show on I mean, you
can't be done. Yeah, there'sa there's a place down the street from
the radio station that they sell scrubs. Just buy something and upload your picture
to the Chipotle website. Usually gayMan and scrubs. Of course he's a

(44:45):
nurse. Another food related story,it's not food news, just news involving
food. It was dollar dog Nightat a Mets game this week, and
one this one guy showed up andhe had a hot dog hat on and
he had this white T shirt thathe was wearing, and he was using

(45:06):
a sharpie to track how many dogs? All right, what do you call
him? Menace, glizzieszzies? Yeah, so cool kids call him how many
dogs he ate during the game.And so the other fans there saw what
he was doing, and they startcheering one more dog. Here's a clip,
one more dog. Yeah. Yeah, And so people were like,

(45:27):
people were buying dogs, throwing themat him, like throwing him at his
direction so he would eat them.So he was using his shirt like I
said to track how many hot dogsand how many beers he drank. Security
got worried that it might get outof hand, so they ended up escorting
him out of the stadium. Whatwas happening was he was he's getting known,

(45:49):
and Nikki said the cheering was great. So people were like getting the
dollar dogs and throwing them at himfor him to eat. Yeh, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Security islike, this is okay, we
don't need food fights. So somebodysaw him on the subway on the ride
home. They said he looked veryfull and not sober. Oh yeah,
and according to his shirt, yeahhe hate He ate nine dogs and drank

(46:09):
ten beers beers the dogs, Ohyeah, for sure. Tyler who used
to work on the show, hedid the same thing. He ate thirteen
dogs. He's a big fat ass. There's a big fat ass. But
it was also that wasn't was thatten beers too? I don't think this
guy got nine dogs beers. Iwas reading some reports from this dollar dog

(46:30):
night menace, and apparently people weredoing the menace. Reset in the bathroom
to what dogs is doing. Thedogs are only a dollar. You go
hard. The six you've already hada barn. Some other food news smuckers
Dave announced a new flavor of JeffYou know, the peanut butter. Yeah,

(46:51):
it's peanut butter and then chocolate flavoredspread. So, according to Jiff,
the new flavor combines the creamy goodnessof Jiff peanut butter with the sweetness
of chocolate flavors. Sore. That'slike basically the Telly mixed Guber grape,
but it's like goober chocolate. Yeah. Can you imagine a goober grape with

(47:15):
peanut butter and like a chocolate fudgeman, Oh yeah, good. Million
dollar ide. Dennis just rolled outa new menu which includes some fun items
including the erry Waffle Slam, alsothe savory barbecue bacon chicken Sandwich, the
Brownie Sunday with Oreo pieces, andthey also have some cinnamon sugar pancake puppies.

(47:39):
They're kind of like hushpuppies. Yeah, like yeah, but they make
them pant they've had them before.Pancake bites, like pancake balls like silver
dollars. These are like these arelike like balls ball, yeah, not
little silver dollar pancakes like doughnut holes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

(48:00):
pancakey. Yeah, let it tryit. Also speak of the ball game.
I don't have the information in frontof me on it, but I
Hop now has. It's a deliverything, so you can't go into the
I Hop and get it. Youcan order it through like a delivery app.
And they're doing ballpark Favorite. Sosome of the more like you know,
outrageous, like you know, uniquethings that different ballparks across the country.

(48:23):
They're offering him at these like IHop ghost kitchens nice that you can
order through the apps. So there'slike, you know, I did see
that. Yeah. So there's likelike a burnt and mac and cheese you
know that they're offering at one place. And yeah, a lot of stuff
looked really good. Some other foodnews Klondyke. You know they said goodbye
the Choco Taco about a couple ofyears ago, two years ago or so

(48:45):
well, Single tomaos on Sunday andcold Stone Creamer are you guys they introduced
their take on it. It's theWaffle ice Cream Taco and it's available only
through Sunday. So from now untilSunday, you could stop them cold Stone
get your Waffle ice cream Taco.I do love me some cold Stones.

(49:05):
I don't know if they've done ityet, but Taco Bell is re introducing
the Choco Taco. But it's likerevamped. It's super girthy and they're massive.
Isn't girthy and thick kind of thesame thing? Extra girthy, I
guess. Is it long and lengthy? No, it's actually it's actually not

(49:27):
long and lengthy, but it's justit's sweet. I got to try it
during that that Super Bowl party theyhad, and then finally here, I'll
give you one more piece of food. This is more a drink, but
still claws In's the pickle people.They have pickle flavored wine spritzers coming back
just in time for summer. Theycame up with the idea. It was

(49:52):
an April Fool's Day joke last year, and they released it because people are
like, oh, what the hell, and they really It turned out people
actually bought them, so now they'redoing it again this year. It's six
percent alcohol, which is like abeer or hard seltzer, and if you
pre order now, maybe you'll havethem just in time for the start of

(50:13):
summer. Great, and they saidlittle ship in about you know, four
to six weeks you got to orderthem on their website to prank their friends.
Definitely like Pickling. I like Brian'swho was who was just doing for
April Fools this year they were doinglike the hot dogs. Seven to eleven
had a hot dog Seltzer alleglated.Nobody Nobody's really interested in that. I

(50:36):
mean, I know it's an AprilFools thing. I think they had a
couple that they they made up orwhatever. Yeah, it was very limited,
but it wasn't even like it waslike not a lot of people at
all got them. They did likea small limited run just for you.
Imagine what it would taste like.Here's another shout out to Japan and Japan
like you know, they have vendingmachines everywhere. In the vending machine,

(50:59):
they sell salt water to drink.Why, it's kind of like a japan
we weeld coconut. It's it doesn'ttaste good. I bought it just to
try it. It's not good.Same idea behind Gator Raider. Essentially tentacle
of sea creature for no reason.It's like no reason flavored good and stuff

(51:20):
it is flavor good. This oneis just water and salt. It's a
Throwback Thursday. It's The Woody Show. Raby's got a best of seven that's
a TV Themes edition of the bestof seven, and they're not all throwbacks.
The reason I thought initially that itwould be a throwback thing is because,
I mean, nothing has show TV. You know what a TV show

(51:40):
theme song consists of. Now,it's like the NBC DAN and then it
shows the title of this of theshow. And that's pretty much like a
sounder. It's not even like atheme, it's more of a sounder.
But she said there are some somecurrent ones, more current ones in there,
all right, And the deal iswe'll have seven of them and then
we're gonna only be a to keepthe best of seven, meaning four that's

(52:02):
it. So yeah, the otherthree gone forever, you'd never hear them
again. It's just a hypothetical,right, The best of seven TV Themes
that is coming up next right hereon The Woody Show. Hang up,
we love how people with food poisoningfeel because a shoe. Yeah, and
first of all, whole you know, getting all right? So Ravey's got

(52:23):
this best of seven for us?Correct? What got you thinking about TV
themes? Well? I like thisbest of seven challenge. I think it's
a lot of fun and so excuseme, and thinking about the next one,
I'm like, okay, let's doTV themes. And so as I
was thinking about it, I cameacross this list from Rolling Stone, who
put together the one hundred best TVthemes, and so then I was thinking,

(52:46):
all right, I'm gonna pluck themesfrom that might appeal to more than
one member of the Woody Show,like a show that's been shouted out in
the past or talked about being liked. And then I also went with themes
with lyrics exclusively, So all ofthese themes have lyrics because the nine four
nine texted over X Files should definitelybe on the list. They even turned

(53:08):
it into a techno song for goodnesssake, So the X Files, as
great of a theme as that isnot eligible. I was trying to game
of throwes. I feel like I'veheard like an ed M or whatever remix
of pretty much every TV in asong, so so my favorite. So
this is a Woody Show centric list, it'd be like, how did that

(53:29):
make it? I was trying tomake it an interesting challenge for us,
Okay, right, So, andI mean all these themes are instantly recognizable.
It's not like random weird themes.One. Well, let's start with
number sixty nine on the Rolling Stonelist. That would be Full House.

(54:04):
That was That was one of thoseshows. I liked it, I didn't
love it. We watched it becauseit was part of the whole TG Friday
night. Yeah, it was that. So what was what was all TJB?
It was Full House, Family Matters, step by World. Yeah,
Perfect Strangers was Perfect Strangers. Yesee, I'm kind of thinking before like,

(54:24):
uh, Boy Meets World like alittle earlier in the in the in
the life cycle of the the mustwatch. Yeah, yeah, I never
got on board the Full House worship. Okay, yeah, I still watch
it every Friday. Are you serious? That's your Friday? Yeah? Every
week. It doesn't take very longbecause you can just skip around and yeah,

(54:46):
I'll do Family Matters, set byStuff, full House, Boy Meets
World, and I Eat Pizza.Current Ay, I just did it on
every Friday. Best of seven Sowe got so one of the considered.
We're gonna hear seven seven cliffs,but we only can keep four correct.
Okay, so what's the next fiftyeight? One of Woody's all time favorites
for sure. Frasier, Oh yeah, Fraser, Hey, maybe I hear

(55:10):
the blues that toss salads and scrambledeggs. Oh man, and maybe I
see confused. Maybe, but Igot first of all to get it.
But I don't know what to dowith those salvage scramble days. Looking calling

(55:31):
again? Yeah you know Seattle?Does that make sense? No, there's
a reason for it. They weretold that Kelsey Grammar was to sing the
lyrics and not to mention Seattle,not to mention that he's a psychologist or
psychiatst nothing about the show. Nothingabout the show. That was like random,

(55:52):
okay, and then this is dumb. It's kind of like Greg not
realizing until he was like thirty yearsold that all domestic house cats were not
all females all female in late twenties, late twenties, early favorite. But
anyway, I knew the shout outat the end, because a good night,
Seattle, I love you. Iknew that was Frage. I knew

(56:13):
that was Kelsey Grammar, but Inever didn't know he was singing. For
the longest time. I know,like, oh, that's Kelsey Grammer singing.
Oh stupid, Wow, you're now, now now. But at the
time, I was like, well, follow up question, dumb? Are
you pretty dumb dude? So we'regoing to go from the seventh fifty eight
to number thirty eight on the list. Probably one of the best themes of

(56:36):
all time from the best show ofall time, The Older Girl See Ye
Boy Back Again. Hell Yeah,Hot, It's true. You're a bell
and a comment. It's my favoritesitcom of the eighties for girls and now

(57:01):
you are and now I couldn't bea roommates with them. There was like
a like an old you know,it's a panel discussion somewhere was Rue McClanahan
and then Betty White, and theywere talking about something about how Rue McClanahan,
I guess was originally was supposed tobe Rose and and she read everything.

(57:22):
She's like, I'm more of aBlanche than I am a Rose.
And Betty didn't want to be Blanchebecause she played a slutty character on The
Mary Tyler Moore Show. Yeah,and so they were like talking about how
this whole thing came about, andBetty White was just so crazy fast,
you know, like witty with likeso Rue was like making these jokes about

(57:44):
you know, all, you know, Rose was just kind of just dumb
and and I didn't really for that. And she's looking right at Betty Bed's
like, you know, like,what are you saying? I'm dumb and
uh. And then she said,well then he goes, what you just
auditioned right there? She goes,Yeah, she goes, you know,
he said, hey, take thescript, go down the hall day.
Is that all you did on thehome But he was so fast in the
moment, it was great. Shewas very funny, very weird to nineteen

(58:09):
the sopranos. Oh yeah, yeah, this is one of those things where
the show is so popular. Yeah, that we played on the radio.
Yeah, people played the theme songlike this. The song itself became a
hit, much like Greg's show Friends. You know. Yeah, that theme

(58:34):
song was a was a single onthe radio. Yeah. I have never
known what they say, woke upthis morning with got myself a gun.
Well, this is like a laterhe's they're talking about a blue moon in
your eyes, bloom the bloom rightnow years old when I learned, you
know, it's the best of seven. These are a TV themes. We're
in the top ten, number sevenFresh Prince of Bella West and raise on

(59:00):
the playground. I've been most ofmy days chilling out max and relaxing,
all cool and all shooting something people, all outside of school. A couple
of guys we have to do goodstarted making the neighborhood. I got in
one little bit of my mom,Yes, uncle and bell they have the
neighbor backed my suit case standard version. That's an dude, that's the twelve

(59:25):
inch remix. How about that?Yeah? All right, fresh Prince of
bell Era, this is gonna betough. Number five, okay, mister
Rogers. Neighborhood. So this gamefor days that went out its neighborly Day,

(59:45):
and this YouTube the neighbor Day foruti with up mine friend. I
have always wanted to have a neighborjust like Ukie's dead. It's an icon
right there. Thank you. Numberfive on the list. And so then

(01:00:07):
I did include the number one rankedtelevision theme according to Rolling Stone. This
is number one, number one.I love that show Ellie Jefferson Friends.
This is in the afternoon mix ofshows that I would watch. Uh.

(01:00:30):
I would come home after school playwith my friends outside, so I started
getting dark out and then we comeinside and I would watch like this different
Strokes. What's the one with liketwo D and Natalie and the back facts
of Life that was in that rotation? Yeah, is Sammy have a deer
in the headlights right now saying nothing? Yeah? So there you go.

(01:01:00):
Those are seven. Okay, sowe have to lose three. Huh,
yes, all right? Out offull House Frasier, the Golden Girls,
the Sopranos, Fresh Prince, MisterRogers, and the Jefferson. Wow,
it's so easy. I'm locked.I've dumped. I've already dumped two.

(01:01:21):
I'm trying to figure out what thethird one is going to be. Hit
us up on the text two twonine eight seven? Yeah, what are
you guys keeping? Uh? Actuallymight be the three? So tell us
the three that you're dumping A fivefor me. Golden Girls wins overall?
Yeah, get it, I gotyou. Spoiler alert, I've already crossed

(01:01:42):
it off. Well, wow,that upsetting. Well and you said it
was such aggression. You know I'vealready crossed that off, I said,
spoiler alert, I've already crossed itoff with aggression with sadness. I did
it, and man, it hurtsthis one off the list, I know,
I said the same. I'm gonnasit with it during the break.

(01:02:04):
Okay, yeah, we can meritit on it. Okay, we'll come
back after the break and then andthen we'll wrap it up. We'll find
out what everybody's but everybody's keeping anddropping. All right, our best of
seven TV themes more what he showedNext, hang out on the show,
Raby. We'll tell you her deepest, darkest secret. I'll tell you what
it's not. It's nothing sexual ashe officially coming out as a lesbian.

(01:02:30):
I'm waiting for that announcement for soWoody show. We'll be right back.
We are putting our final touches onour best of seven that Rebby has for
the TV theme songs. We're gettinga lot of text people wondering where certain
theme songs are. So whatever happenedto seers? Yes? My favorite,

(01:02:51):
I'll be considered it. Making yourway in the world today takes everything you've
got, taking a break, allyour worries? Sure, what help wouldn't
you like to get away? Medicine'sfavorite shoes? The show about you may

(01:03:22):
not be right this, I'm prettysure this show got canceled right, just
a good old boys. I nevermissed this Showriday Boss Hog Cos that's a

(01:03:51):
good one. I don't know,it's a vibe. What about filling the
Blanket? I don't know, you'regoing through some of the other ones.
How about how about this? Imean Charmy and I had to educate Morgan

(01:04:17):
the other day on who the Fawndswas. We're talking about the Fawns.
Winkler. She doesn't have a referenceto the Fawns. Yeah, but we're
like, oh that he was inBarry. Well, she knows who Henry
Winkler is, right, No,she no, more like water Boy.
She didn't know. Wow, Screamthe Radar. Yep. Yeah, how
about how about this one? That'sa good one. Oh, here we

(01:04:51):
go, Greg for you. Alsonot on the list, Lovely Girls,
Nostalgia, I thought about color allright. Well, look, none of

(01:05:21):
these are on the list, sodumb, all right, We've all had
plenty of time to think about whichthree we got to drop off this list.
Best of seven TV themes addition theseven under consideration full House, you

(01:05:42):
can only keep four Full House,Frasier, Golden Girls, The Sopranos,
Fresh Prince of bel Air, MisterRogers, the Jeffersons. I'm gonna make
it a I'm gonna make it quick. I got rid of Full House,
I got rid of the Golden Girls, and the third one was a tough
one for me, but I keptmister Rogers over the Sopranos. The other

(01:06:06):
ones were automatics for me, butI kept mister Rogers. More nostalgia,
definitely more tied into that and theSopranos great song. It is a tough
choice, but I got rid ofthose three is what about You? Yeah,
this is the hardest list I feelthat we've had, at least for
me. Lee, Uh, Sopranoseasy. I took that off. Fraser

(01:06:28):
took that off because I never watchedthat show, and this was the hard
one, and I picked full House. In the world did I did?
But like I thought, Girls,iconic freshman, she's got that boner for
what's her name? From the show? Which one wasn't she all wrapped up
in the like over the top.Yeah, I was just saying that she

(01:06:53):
was too hot to jail. Yeah, you said more than that, but
yeah, mister Rogers. Can't getrid of that fresh pin A good song,
Jefferson's huge song. Yeah, Sohow to go full House? All
right? I dropped full House,I dropped Frazier and I dropped the Fresh
Prince, so I kept Goldish Prince. I kept Golden Girls, Sopranos,

(01:07:15):
Mister Rogers, and the Jeffersons.I'm surprised, like Fresh Prince was even
seventh on the list. Seven.Yeah, I'm surprised it was even seven
that I would have thought that wouldhave been a top three. Every time
that comes on, doesn't matter whereyou are, people know the words.
Yeah, everybody starts singing, everybody. I'm surprised. Wow, Okay,
Greg Gory, I thought this wasthe easiest list we've ever done because I

(01:07:36):
was dropping mine in real time asI heard them. I am dropping the
Sopranos, Full House, and misterRogers. Yeah, it's like no nostalgia
for so at this point, allof us have dropped full House. Yeah,
well so far, I said sofar because Full House is number one

(01:08:00):
on my list when I ranked.Yeah, I would bass what what he
was getting rid of? But it'slike what three one one In the first
he just walked out of the studio, just what why? He's like,
you guys, I'm leaving, Ihave no interest in what you're doing.
Walks out Seammy, what about you. The ones that I dropped are Sopranos,

(01:08:26):
mister Rogers, and the Jeffersons.I didn't want the Jeffersons. I
had to go. It was Imean, it was tough to because I
don't have as much of a nostalgiafor the Jeffersons. I really like that
song, but it doesn't like bringme back the way the others do.
Mm hmmmm. I wish I wouldhave known this before the hiring decision was
made. Mistakes were made. Yeah, bored, what three did you get

(01:08:50):
rid of? I can tell youthe ones I kept because I blanked the
rest of my mind. I keptGolden Girls, I kept a fresh print,
mister Rogers and Jefferson's Fraser dead immediately. Sopranos dead immediately. And that
means you dropped the Golden Girls thentoo, full House. That was the

(01:09:17):
toughest decision though I wanted to keepFull House. Yeah, but there's just
no room at the end. Allright, Well, thank you everybody for
your votes on the text as well. Nice list, rave, Thank you
all right? More what he showsnext? Hang on right back. I
know a lot of people are theygot the tip fatigue. We hear a

(01:09:39):
lot about that places asking for tipsthat don't even deserve it. Now,
what about the places that do deserveit? And you're gonna leave a tip?
Did you see that video I sentto you, Greg, I did.
I'm okay, like because you theyknow you're not going to do math
that fast, okay. So youknow when you have the thing and you
run your credit card and it saysall right, brings the tip screen up,
right, it says fifteen, right, twenty five, fifty? Well

(01:10:01):
whatever they have the different things percentageright, it just says the percent.
But when you click that and thendown to the bottom, it starts Italian
total. Right, so I'll showhow much your bill is and then it
shows the tip. And every timeyou click fifteen and then you go to
twenty, it changes that number,right, Well, the number and this
guy took this video that's been goingviral, and that number does not match

(01:10:23):
to twenty percent. It's more.Yes, say it was like twenty bucks.
The bill is twenty bucks. Youwant to tip twenty percent, that'd
be four bucks. And he hitstwenty percent, it comes up like six
eighty five. It's crazy, rightbecause there, yes, I would think
so, but are they typically taxis what that's happening or I know updates
to the story, and they saidthat in our fine print it says that

(01:10:44):
it could vary very very Oh god, yeah, you do that. That's
a great a real life math mayHarry. I think, by the way,
I think Sammy's poke guy. Hewas trying to poke her. Oh
whoa fellas. Fellas tell me ifyou've ever gotten this kind of treatment,

(01:11:09):
go ahead. So okay. Sohe I order the same thing every time
I go into Pokey, and hehas memorized my order, which I greatly
appreciate, and he's always the samething, and I'm like, yes,
and he'll make it and it's great. And this last time that I went,
I went in ordered He's like,same thing. Yes, And then
as soon as I paid, hejust hated it to me. And I

(01:11:29):
was like, wait, it's alreadyready. He said, yeah, I
saw you walking over. So Ijust started making it. And I was
like, this guy deserves all thetips. I love this because I do
always tip him, but he deservesit. You like him cute, he's
not bad looking, he's not mytype, but he's fine. He's fine,

(01:11:50):
he's fine. So he doesn't havea rat face and short brown hair.
Yeah yeah, he's no Glenn Powell. You guys, holy crap show
and we're into another new hour insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world. Good

(01:12:13):
morning, everybody. We are theWoody Showy Yeah, Woody Raby, Greg
Menace, Sea Bass, there's Sammy, We got bored. Who's here?
Caroline's here? Morgan Vaughn. Youon the phones. Invited to be part
of the part of the show thismorning, join the party eight seven seven
forty four wood He hit us upwith a text over to two two nine

(01:12:36):
eight seven coming up for you thishour. Sea Bass has the weekend audio.
See what see what he's got foris there, and we've got a
brand new redneck news for your enjoyment. Good. So, I was at
the at the Vegas Airport. Medicsand I were walking through the Vegas Airport
and we were just talking about SoI was saying, how I'll go to

(01:12:59):
the mall and I'll get the Chinesechair massage, right, you know,
love that kind of stuff. AndI'll see those those kind of places at
the at the airport as well,like the the Express Spa or whatever whatever
it's called, like the chair massage. Yeah, they'll do, they'll do
that kind of stuff there. Thisis something I'd never seen before, and
man, I don't know if Itrust this at all. They had airport

(01:13:25):
chiropractors. Yeah, and it's likea little and it's like a kiosk type
thing. It's not like a storefront, you know, those sort of
things where like moms can go inand you know, milk themselves, those
milking stations or whatever. They Yeah, yeah, you've seen them, right.
Yeah, it's like like the yeah, like one of those camper trailer

(01:13:46):
looking things. Yeah, just kindof up against the wall in the corner,
and it was that kind of thing. It's multiple of them. Yeah,
there was like two or three thatwe saw. Yeah, I'm not
doing that. Yeah. No.Oh and you know how you know how
much his spinal adjustment is sixty nine? Ye oh yeah. And then the
first one, I was like,hey, what do you look, there's
a wheelchair next to it. Afterthey mess you up your flying, you

(01:14:11):
snap your neck early, barning,get it. We'll make sure you earn
it. It's called the chiroport I'mseeing. Yeah. It makes you wonder,
It makes you wonder how much medicalexpertise and treatment can you get instantly
at a pod at the airport.Are they're really examining your situation that closely?
You know, I haven't see theX ray machines in there like we're

(01:14:32):
talking. That's the difference. Hesaid that he would never do any kind
of treatment on anybody without doing xrays first. This one says perform an
exam. Because there's another one thathas says it's all wellness, and then
it says, you know, treatmentthat fits into your travel schedule. Because

(01:14:53):
it said just one they need todo like a like a full history.
They're going to ask you a bunchof different questions. They say that like
right before you even like walk intothe place. The sign that was up
front, But I think it's justa couple of questions. Initial here,
initial here, sign here that you'renot going to sue us, right,
and then uh, you know,and they murder your back. Good news

(01:15:13):
I'm seeing on the website they havelocations in airports including Minneapolis, Dallas,
Houston, Atlanta, as well asLas Vegas. Yeah there you go.
Wow for nothing. You do allthat schooling, you become a chiropractor and
you work at the airport. Oh, you're doing like emergency no, no,
no, I just have a littlepottery. Yeah, I got a
little pod trying to sucker tours betweenthe A and B gates. It's not

(01:15:34):
really a practice. Left for theA terminal and then right to the B
terminal. Yeah, I'm right there. I'm righting across from the Jamba Juice
show. You ever got a flattire on your house? Is that news?
All? Right? Now? Thisis what I love today's redneck news.

(01:15:57):
This one. It's a comboats tobirds one stone kind of thing,
alright, because not only is ita redneck news, it's also a fail
story. It's from Port Saint Lucie, Florida, where you got this forty
eight year old fella, Neil Littleis his name, Okay, and he
had been huffing off of some aerosolcans right there in his car, which

(01:16:17):
was in the parking lot of aWalmart. Okay, classy enough for you,
Ye, super classy. Huffing's thebest. Yep. Anyway, this
is where the fail comes in.Neil accidentally blew up his car last year.
We did have ye, Yeah thatwas a that was a woman somewhere
I forget. Yeah, like allthe windows blew out, the doors,

(01:16:39):
open the whole anyway. Yeah,so you know, the car was filled
with the vapors and the fumes fromall the huffing. Something sparked him and
boom. Now the car was alreadyon fire. When the officers arrived Neil,
as you can imagine, he wasin bad shape, pretty burned up.
Okay, I mean he was crispierthan a grasshopper and the sun under
a looking glass, you know whatI'm saying to tell you. So the

(01:17:00):
EMTs they got there, and nowthey had planned to airlift him to the
hospital of an old Neil. Hehad lost consciousness and had stopped breathing before
that happen. He did not makeit. Oh no, this is sad,
sad, but he died doing whathe loved, you guys. Yeah,
So there it is. That's fromSt. Lucy, Florida. That

(01:17:21):
is Neil Little who accidentally blew himselfup sitting in his car hopping cans in
the Walmart park in lots in hisgrave which will be behind a wal Mart.
And that is today's rad Nick.All right, we're gonna take a
quick break and then Sea Bass isgonna have this week in audio. That's

(01:17:44):
next here on the Woody Show.Hev you go. We love him,
but he's a monster. We don'tcare what he looks like. This is
they show. All right, welcomeback everybody. Ill time to take a
look at what we have this week? An audio what he got there?
See, Jimmy Kimmel brought back oneof my favorite bits of his and that

(01:18:04):
was where he goes through different newsanchors and their reaction to the changing of
the season. Yes, and uhbort you have these over there, deploy,
I got them. I you gothim. Fantastic. Here's Jimmy Kimmel
and it's going to be May.Today is the first day of May,
and once again, our nation's newscasterswere caught flat footage. May first.

(01:18:25):
Can you believe it? Yeah?No, I really can't believe is here.
I can't believe it's May already.I can't believe it's May first?
Already? It is May? Canyou believe it? Hard to believe we're
in May? Yeah? Yeah?First? Oh you know what you said?
Right now? I feel like that'sone of those clips with Jimmy Kimble
they take the sounds. I can'tbelieve it's No first. I think my

(01:18:47):
goal is to become synonymous with thepassion of time. Every month people will
think of me. See that's right, Jimmy Kimmel, it's it's uh.
He brings up a good point,right there is. He's done this bit
so many times that now the newsanchors have become aware of it. They
know it'sing. This happened with justlast earlier this week, last week where
Sammy was like, why do youeven care? Why are you even commenting

(01:19:10):
on things? Because it makes adifference, and you just heard it right
there, makes a difference. ButI think you're being too literal about it.
I know that after April comes May, it's like, oh, guys,
I can't believe it's November because itwas just April. No. The
idea is this part that to getto this part of the year went very

(01:19:30):
quickly. Wow, that's crazy.Your guys aren't getting it. The point
being, and what Jimmy Kimmel hasbeen saying for years is that it's a
lazy crutch and it's just people like, oh, it's hot outside, all's
the weather. And a lot offolks may not remember this, but I
got a lot of hate. Theydon't hate on Jimmy Kimmel for coming up
with a great idea. They hateon Seabas because he's here in front of
them and he's an easier target whenI made this montage or the Woody Show.

(01:19:53):
And I can't believe we are alreadyinto week four, week yeah,
week four of a quarter of theseason, and this week that it will
be over. I can't believe thisis going to be it for Rabies.
I can't believe we're already this deepin the season. Yeah, yeah,
I mean this season has gone prettyquick. I can't believe that this is

(01:20:15):
the last week of November. Ifeel like every month see Rabi you can
you can laugh now, Yeah,it's funny. But what about if he
truly believed that he couldn't believe it? Yeah, Liken that went? Maybe
what do you say? What doyou say when you're like, well,
here's the thing I think that youblink your eyes and all of a sudden
we're putting up the Christmas stuff?What am I? What am I supposed

(01:20:36):
to say? Well, I thinkthe thing which should work. What are
you suppose I should register with you? Is? Oh, this is the
fifteenth time this year I've said Ican't believe. Maybe I'm just crutching out
and I actually can't believe it.And that's what Jimmy Kimble has been saying.
Argue with Jimmy Kimmel. That wasseb argue with Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah,
because he's on TV and I'm righthere anyway, speaking of things that
Sea Best has been saying that peopleon TV are now saying and showing the

(01:20:57):
Sea Best is smart. Jerry Seinfeldwas on this night show and this also
just came up when I was talkingabout, like, I like concerts,
I like again theaters arenas, butthese enormous five football control where you can't
even you're not even anywhere near theartist. You're watching a blurry TV screen.
It's just it's crowded or whatever.And I said, and Samy's like,

(01:21:17):
well, why do you even go? And I say, well,
the people watching is fun, likejudging and making fun of people. And
that's what Jerry Seinfeld said on thetonight show Family Vacationing. I hate going,
my wife hates going with me,the kids hate going. I still
go because what is the difference ofdoing one more thing I don't like on
top of not liking anything anyway,But it doesn't matter, because when I

(01:21:40):
do something I don't like, itdoesn't bother me. That's all I'm used
to. I am a very happyperson. Hating everything throughout my entire life.
I'm going to complain about it,which is something I do enjoy.
That's what I see. And he'sa comedian. I think the difference is
that is more legitimate. And youknow, he's not necessarily trying to be

(01:22:00):
funny. He's not saying to befunny tone exactly saying it because he means
it. Say it with a smile. People will laugh. Yeah, well
he's because he's talking. I tell. The difference is he's talking about something
else. Jimmy Kimmelt is making funof news anchors, which is not you
guys. Want to make fun ofyou guys. Oh, I hate that.
Jerry Seinfeld is making fun of familyvacations, which is not you guys.
But when I make fun when Imake fun of festivals, you are

(01:22:21):
at you hate that, But no, SeaBASS, you just hit it on
the head with demean He does itwith a smile demeanor tone. Hey guys,
you do it, you do itout of anger. But Jerry Seinfeld
comes from place of hate. Hejust said it comes from a place of
hate. Yeah, he's a comedian. He's saying things to be He doesn't

(01:22:41):
really believe this, He's just sayingit. What was somebody was talking about?
I was I was party to aconversation and someone was wondering, Oh,
Seabeat seems extra bitter lately. Ohyes, And the thought was,
I think he's angry because he's havingthis cocktail party and some of us aren't
able to go, and I thinkhe's taking it personally as opposed to he

(01:23:03):
is really annoyed about it. Imean that was definitely as opposed to I'm
saying as supposed to. Okay,well, you know other people have already
had plans. It's not like you'veheard about your party and then made plans.
I understand like what I went.I went last time, and I've
said a number of times it waslovely, right. What these plans are
semi legitimate. MENACE's plans are absolutelynot legitimate. Well, I'm going with

(01:23:25):
because Menace has gone to the pastfive weeks, four different music festivals.
I can't stop stop. The thingis, you can't stop and stop.
But he had a plan before youannounced your tail. I've had look at
that my book flights hotels before youall cancer party all canceled and I'm supposed

(01:23:45):
to during your dinner party, I'msupposed to be having dinner with Woody Well,
but you again, you do thisall the time. It's like your
sixth music festival already this year.Don't forget about d C. E C
is gonna becoming a truth? Thatare I mean, are you grave?
Are you better about this? Iwas able to invite more people who will
actually enjoy it and enjoy my company. At least it wasn't my excuse,
which was I have to wash myhair and fema guinea pigs. Yes,

(01:24:09):
to be mad at those people,yeah, or it doesn't exactly bring a
spark to a party. But movingon to anybody else's audio spark someone else,
This is a a YouTube channel thatI've never heard of before Destruction Console.
They noticed that Mayor Eric Adams hashis own crutch when he's doing because
he does ever speech to day aboutit. Thank you. It's not that,

(01:24:30):
okay, well, Greg and Mayoradams crutch is this? Everyone knows
that New York City is the Athensof America, is the Istanbul of America.
Is the Key of America, thesoul of America. We are the
tel Aviv of America. New YorkCity is the Islamabad of America. America,
we are the Lema of America.New York City is Mexico City of

(01:24:55):
America, the doubling of America.New York City talking about New York being
the melting pot America. And he'salso wearing like different jeury he's every time
he's clearly pandering to a group orspeaking to a chapter. God, people
forget as like as these. Youknow, everybody else is forgetting that we

(01:25:17):
have the internet these days, andit doesn't forget everything of America. Which
one is it? Dude? Right, Well, it depends on who I'm
talking to. Yeah, I'm panderingover here this weekend audio. All right,
menace, you're probably gonna get thisone if you had been on the
Masked Singer this last week. Again, spoiler alert for all you mask Singer

(01:25:39):
fans. I don't want the hatetext to come in your mask heads.
Turn off your turn off your radiofor a minute or two. The seal,
a big white like like a cutepluffy white seal, is all out
there singing and this singing a littlerun DMC. Who is this celebrity?
All right, all the safest pleasename spend some common rock said rock rock.

(01:26:06):
You got Mary Pelman. That's correct? Summer warring right now, folks,
Yeah, I can hear it.No, he's having a renaissance.
He is. He's been touring withlymp Biscuit there because they're touring through the
end of the summer, Corey Feldmanand Riff Raff again you're going ironically yea,

(01:26:26):
But dude, watch the videos ofthese shows, massive amount of people.
Did the judges get it? Acouple did Actually a couple did it?
Really that it sounds just like,yeah, we played a few songs.
I got another one. This isfrom a week or two ago.
This is uh Wilson Phillips. Ohreally, some days gonna make you want

(01:26:47):
to turn around to take are yougoing to make you don't you know?
Don't you know? Thinks you changethings? And the thing is like he
uh, he goes out there andhe charges people money to watch him sing.

(01:27:09):
Well, yeah, like that's aguy who just to be singing in
his car or shower whatever. Veryfun. They're drunk, right, and
it'll be fun. And when youwhen you glom onto an act like olymp
Biscuit, Like he says, peoplewill actually show up, whereas a year
or two ago they were showing upin these tiny little dive bars. Ironically,
I admire his confidence, Like,obviously he can't sing, but I
admire the confidence that he thinks hecan. Because I'm going to go back

(01:27:30):
to the term we discerned Lulu andhe is he's delusional. I think he
believes that he's actually really good.Oh man, it is because he's been
popular and famous his entire life.I think he's just one of these people
just thinks that whatever he does isgreat. I agree with you, Greg,
But on the other hand, I'mlike, that must be nice exactly.
I would love to have one onehundredth of his confidence. And it's

(01:27:53):
just odd that he was this megafamous actor as a younger man and now
decided to be a singer. Whynot be a writer or something that doesn't
involve singing? Keep horrendous, rightOppenheimer or something? Yeah? Yeah,
because he's got the chops to bein an Oppenheimer. Well you can know,

(01:28:15):
im go back study physics, maybe, right, be a teacher.
Wasn't the random actors in Oppenheimer.He can do it. He could not
do it. Bass this weekend audio, I walking in background, I get
some more music. Samy's gonna knowwho this is when she's smile out game,

(01:28:39):
I know who that is? Immirstnew music in a decade or something.
Yes, he had a good stroke, didn't he. Well, he
had it started into twenty twelve whenhe had one of the all time great
mug shots. Where a few yearslater, again we go through his timeline.
Twenty seventeen, they released the youknow of that d U I arrest

(01:29:00):
or. He was fully naked.How was the game? They blurted out
that? But apparently he's got itact together now, rats buddy, can
you get the unedited version he wants? If we were in Mexico, it
wouldn't be blurred, or anywhere elsein America. We have to blur everything.

(01:29:26):
There's something. Yeah, I knewa couple of Randy Travis songs back
in the day. Actually bought aRandy Travis album. Yeah, what was
the I think it was called Ithink you have a poster We're always in
Forever, are always in forever?Something like that. Oh wow, I
forgot how bashed and he wasn't thismuch. But he's got such a unique

(01:29:53):
voice as one of those guys likeyou know, if you're familiar with him
at all, as soon as youhear his voice, you know it's him
impressed. He kept it. Youknow, it sounds that's true. Yeah,
it sounds like he's had some roughliving. We'll get to get a
quick break. We got some moreof the weekend audio coming up for you
next year on the Woody Show Hangout. This is the Showy Good Morning,

(01:30:19):
everybody morning. We're going through somemore of this week in audio, and
you can call me Kate Beckinsale becauseI'm about to make what he rock hard
by Inside Edition, who has thestory from a forty nine, yes,
forty nine year old grandmother of afour year old Okay, and a man

(01:30:42):
who was wearing a Ben Roethlisberger jersey. I'm sorry to say this is what
happened, all right. Anissa Tennonsays she and her four year old granddaughter
were watching the Taylor Swift Eras moviewhen the nightmare began. Cops say the
intruder was fleeing police after crashing astolen vehicle. Once inside the house,
he grabs some car keys out ofa bowl. Suddenly the intruder storms back

(01:31:04):
to the house, only by nowAnissa has grabbed her gun. She tries
to warn him a god, Yes, the sound in the bad that's awesome.
Yes, what's you know what I'msaying? Cloud dude? Very scary?

(01:31:32):
Wow. Yeah. But she gavehim so many warnings, said I
have a gun, and he'd getback, to back, get back,
get back, get back, getback, get back. Sorry dude,
and he threatened to kill her.I don't know if you have any followup.
I think the I think the phraseI'm looking for is you lie in
the blood you spill dude. Andthe lady was super nice too, because

(01:31:54):
after she shot him, she's like, look, I'll give you water,
but you better not well at ournext clip here, Yeah, yeah,
he'll be bleeding on my carpet.What did you do? Where did the
bullet hit him? Do you know? In the abdomen? I will get
you water, but I'm going toshoot you again. I had the whole

(01:32:15):
time at gunpoint. This man isbleeding on my kitchen floor. Where are
they're right there? Time? Yeah, that sucks. You had to shoot
somebody, you imagine. No,it's not whatever. You can hear how
I've said, she is about tohear how that's in the moment the interview.

(01:32:41):
You're telling me you're not gonna havenightmares about that for the rest of
your life. Nightmares. I'll havewet dreams. You're not going to gonna
wake up in the puddle of myown goo. You're sitting at home watching
a movie and all of a sudden, boom, there's somebody in your He
might be the or worse with youknow, knowing Ben Roethlisberger's past that in
the moment, did you how muchit sucks when he got shot? Yeah,

(01:33:06):
we're definitely gonna hear that again.Anissa Tennon says she and her four
year old granddaughter were watching the TaylorSwift Eras movie when the nightmare began.
Cops say the intruder was fleeing policeafter crashing a stolen vehicle. Once inside
the house, he grabs some carkeys out of a bowl. Suddenly,
the intruder storms back to the house, only by now Anissa has grabbed her

(01:33:30):
gun. She tries to warn him, I have an sharonid dude. How
many times you say get back?And then she's not getting charged with anything.
Well, son, I know right, that's going to make when I

(01:34:00):
finish. Ye, so good forforty nine and a grandmo there she's doing
great. Yeah, it's like,oh my god, can I smell your
fingers? I want to smell thegunpowder? All right? This week in

(01:34:21):
audio, men, I'm sure you'vebeen watching the Barbara streisand and Melissa McCarthy
ozempic drama over the I've been following. Yeah, all right, So Melissa
McCarthy posts a photo Barbara Streison doesn'tknow how Instagram works and comment something to
the effect of, oh you lookgreat? Are you on ozempic, but
not knowing that everyone in the worldcan see this times a million, And

(01:34:43):
of course Greg followed, follows barbartHe's all over it. Well, Melissa
required following the community. Yeah soagain Inside edition here giving us a recap
on the current situation. Melissa McCarthyis having some fun with all the backlash
over Barbara streisand asking her if she'staking ozempic the takeaway barberstres windows I exist.
She reached out to me and shethought I looked good. I win

(01:35:05):
the day. But fitness guru RichardSimmons says striis and cross the line.
What a question, Simmons posted.I apologize to Melissa for these remarks.
And by the way, Melissa,you look fabulous. Oh yeah, glad
that Richard swooped in up Richard.Hey, look he's having another moment.

(01:35:25):
Yeah, all right, let's getone more clip this week in audio for
the show Original Game. What ishe doing? I'm an leads the audio
gre in the room and guess whatis this guy doing? Okay, find
flying and zooming doesn't get in awaynow I'm ready, very false, very

(01:35:57):
false, very FAST's trying to takea picture of something, taking the video
or photos like a zooms his way, stay the way, animal h He
is having to shut on his phone. These are all good guesses. But
he is having one of his severalnightly sleepwalking episodes. This is James Grayson.

(01:36:24):
TikTok so he says three and hestarted recording it because he three or
four nights every or three to fourtimes every night he gets up, starts
talking to things. He'll open hisphone and look at it. Oh and
by the way, the entire timehis girlfriend is sleeping next to him,
she's like smacking it like so hewakes her up every time landing a plane
and talking to stuff. Dang weird, So James Grayson on TikTok, if

(01:36:45):
you want to watch him be weird. Remember I burned myself sleepwalking right,
Yeah, there was construction in myhouse when I was a kid, and
my mom made some cookies earlier inthe night and I was apparently looking for
them. No way, I walkedright into a heater and burned myself.
Makes sense, Yes, somebody saidon the on the text, just because

(01:37:14):
what he's a murderous psychopath doesn't meanthat everybody else is. We get it.
What You're so tough and love tokill people. No, I don't
love to kill people. I justhave no sympathy for guys like this.
Nobody has sympathy for the guy.I have sympathy for the woman and the
fact that he was ended. Ithink he lived. Damn. Well okay,
well wait to ruin my buzz geez. All right, well, thank

(01:37:35):
you see bass appreciate it out here. That's this weekend audio. More what
he shows next. Hang, everyorgy needs a witness six All right,
welcome back, everybody. It isThursday morning. Ray's got that nerd Now
report coming up for us here injust a few minutes the latest in the

(01:37:57):
world of nerds. Also to someof the holidays, the celebrity birthdays,
and the porno birthdays here in justa moment, a couple of follow ups
on some stuff. We were talkingabout travel and going to different places.
One of the places that Menace reallywants to go is Dubai. Yes,
although he's holding out for the twentythousand dollars apartment in the sky on Emirates,

(01:38:18):
he's going no, no, no, he wants to go, and
he wants to go like the inthe pimp suite. Yeah on them.
Is that the only way that youwould go? No, no, no,
I would. You would suck itup. He would get like a
lay flat, right. That's thousandsand thousands less than the pimp suite.
Yeah, quite a bit less.But no, I would. I would

(01:38:40):
go there no matter what, becausewe were talking about ideally that would be
the way I would go. Onthe last cruise that I went on,
there was a family there. Theywere from Dubai, and you know,
we're just talking to them and theguys talking about just how Dubai is on
a mission to become the greatest countryin the world like hands down, and
about just how clean it is.Of course, talked about Japan, Japan,

(01:39:02):
all those countries when you look atthem from you know, Google maps.
How could they be great when there'sno water. It's all brown,
there's nothing produce water. Do youbuy they? I mean people live there,
so they they must have water.I mean right now, have indoors,

(01:39:23):
ski and all kinds of stuff.Yeah. Yeah, and they in
the area just opened up their firstliquor store too, so they know.
But they're really like, they're reallyyeah, turn everything around on okay,
how they look? Well? Thislady she checked in on the after hours
voicemail. She says she's been toDubai and she wants to share her thoughts.

(01:39:45):
I would have put this under drunktile, but you guys haven't been
doing it, which is really sad. I missed that. But anyways,
I was listening to some old podcastsand you guys were talking about the UAE
in Dubai and that wanted to seeto buy. I've been there, not
because of my work and all Ican tell you. It kind of reminds
me of downtown Disney. You nevermeet any of the locals and it's all

(01:40:10):
super expensive stores and restaurants. Soyeah, it's super clean, like downtown
Disney, and you know, everything'slockdown and super under control and there's no
authenticity to it. If you wantthat kind of experience, I would just
waste my money in Florida. Andbefore I forget, the water is stilthy.
If you go down to the beach, it's not even worse getting into

(01:40:31):
the gulf. It's just it's justgross. But you guys, have a
great day. You're talking about menace. He's not mister I'm gonna go backpacking,
you know, to tiny I reallywant to hang out with all the
locals. No, but you wouldwant to go down to the beach,
your beach guys. I wouldn't wantto go to the beach, but I

(01:40:55):
mean they have all the you know, indoor pool options and it's like indoor
pools and shopping. I mean theyI mean she says that, but like
the one of the I don't know, the only like six starter hotel in
the world is like right on thebeach. I'm assuming it might be okay
right there right and that, Yeah, that is just walking off to visit
the low. You doesn't care aboutthe slavery all that stuff. Well,

(01:41:16):
I mean, look, you canstill go just because she had her review.
Yeah right, yeah, fine,it doesn't mean you're not allowed to
go to see it for myself.Yeah all right, well hey make your
Wayever you've been talking about it,you had opportunity, You've been talking about
Dubai as long as I've been talkingabout this. Smoker is my smoker.
The three places that are on mylist is Dubai, Singapore and South Korea

(01:41:41):
are the ones that I really wantto be looking. How many of those
match up on my Yeah, youknow what, I don't see any of
those, So you just let meknow how that I will. All right.
Another after hours voicemail eight seven sevenforty four Woodie. I don't remember
when this came up, but thisguy, he's super baked. And somebody
said on the show that the sayinglike smoked me out. I said,

(01:42:03):
that's okay, that's okay, yeah, because we had our our party with
Cypress Hill, and before cypress Hillwent on, they quote smoked me out
right big time before. Yeah,he doesn't he doesn't like it. He
doesn't like the list. But tothe very it's a scroll, very long.

(01:42:24):
Oh I should get a scroll.But this guy, uh, he's
super baked and he's got a he'sgot a thought on that. Hey,
man, I've been listening to ashow for a long time. I just
want to say I'm super baked forfour twenty play anyway, seabats is wrong,
man, Ain't nothing wrong with sayingsmoking now that's gay. It's just
an old term, I guess becausewe're old. Alright. Yeah, he

(01:42:45):
doesn't address my point when all he'smet he said menace, he's high.
This is true. Give the guya break, he's high. But my
whole point why smoking you out soundsgay? It sounds like, oh,
I'm doing something to you, LikeI'm smoking you out. It sounds like
I'm providing you some kind of likepleasure and smoking like I got them high.

(01:43:05):
Alright, I smoked a joint withhim. I gave him smoked you
out. That's what I'm saying.Well, the debate continues. I guess
we get it. It's code foroil, right, That's what I'm saying.
It's May the second. Today isNational Truffle Day. Oh yeah,
that could be like a chocolate truffle, or it could be I did the

(01:43:27):
mushroom truffle. The other day sometruffle cheese, wasn't it was awesome,
so just like a light Yeah,it wasn't mega overpowering. Truffle overpower any
day. Truffle oil overpowers. Wewent out to we went out to eat,
just some casual place with the kids, and my wife ordered their truffle
fries. Okay, okay, Soit's just like an oil or whatever they

(01:43:48):
put over the fries man so pungent. It stunked the whole table exactly.
And my my son's like, oh, it smells like a fart it you
know, Yeah, it just alittle bit that ruins it for me.
I know it's to love because it'sfancy, right, I'm supposed to love
it. Talking about like the hintsof truffle really good. Well, guess
what the don't apply today because todayis the chocolate truffle day. Those chocolate

(01:44:15):
with that weird powdery like bitter chocolate. It's all rich. Yeah, it's
much too, a little drizzle ribbonon the top of them, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, Igive it my own. Can I get
a quarter of a truffle because it'stoo rich? And then I'll save half
all right, see, uh,what else do we have here for the

(01:44:35):
holidays? Today is take a babyto lunch day? Or what you know,
why would you take a baby toes? Even that sounds awful. Today's
World Tuna Day. It's Harry PotterDay. I bury the lead, National
Brothers and Sisters Day, also NationalDay of Prayer. And today's World Password

(01:44:59):
Day. Oh okay, change yourpasswords. Yeah. So I just had
this thing my my personal laptop,the one hall. I don't bring it
to work. I mean it islike where I can dial into Yeah I
can, I can dial into tothe office network and stuff. But it
says like when I go to logonto Windows, it s as your company

(01:45:20):
requires a pin just to get ontomy own laptop. And I ran it
by the IT people here and they'relike, there is no such thing,
Like the company does not require that. That's just something that's in the new
version of Windows. I guess right. I know you hate on Apple and
everything, Sea Bass, but man, Windows, I hate Windows. It
does the dumbest thing. You can'tmake it default to anything. Yeah.

(01:45:41):
Just the other day, the onecomputer in here, like the computer booted
up and everything was like six bigpoint like zoomed in and I had to
call Bort and we had to dosomething to it. But uh, I
just out of nowhere, nobody changedthe setting on it. It just did
it because they update the stupid sameevery time it's a Windows update. Everything
gets jacked up, and the stupidcoke because now it's like, well,

(01:46:01):
you gotta change the code, sochange it up. Nope, can't do
something you've already done, Mike,My company doesn't even require this is a
personal laptop security look into it.Yeah, well, there you go.
It's a National password Day Today.The wit He Show presents Nerd Nute with
Ravy. All right, Ray,what was happening this morning? The world

(01:46:25):
Nerds well in theaters tonight for previewshows. The Fall Guys, starring Ryan
Gosling and Emily Blunt's tracking to makearound thirty five million dollars this weekend eighty
nine percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes, one reviewer says The Fall Guy is
fun personified and reminds audiences why summeris the season of blockbusters, unapologetically entertaining

(01:46:46):
and filled with amazing action scenes.It's all the more reason why stunt people
should be recognized more in this industrybecause that's like a big thing at the
Oscars that comes up a bunch.They think stunts should be like a category
for the Oscars, and I thinkit eventually is going to be in I
think probably next year is the firstyear cares about adapted screenplay. I'm not

(01:47:09):
reading it, I can. Yeah. So it's like visual and and you
look at anything behind the scenes,how difficult it is to coordinate, to
put together, and how much traininggoes into it. So yeah, that's
why they've been lobbying a long timefor stunts to be recognized at the Oscars.

(01:47:29):
The Russo Brothers, they've directed someof Marvel's biggest hits, lots of
stunts in those Captain America, WinterSoldier, Avengers, Infinity Warren Endgame,
and they don't think superhero fatigue isreally a thing. They think it's now
a generational divide about how you consumemedia, which I did see firsthand when
my nephew lived with me last summer. So Joe Russo says, there's a

(01:47:53):
generation, my generation that's excuse me, used to appointment viewing, going to
a theater on a certain date tosee something, but that's aging out.
While a new generation, my nephew, I want it now. I want
to process it now. Then movingon to the next thing, they process
whilst doing two other things at thesame time. He's like, I'm watching

(01:48:15):
my show. I'm like, you'renot watching your show. Your show's on
your phone, you're playing MLB whateveron Xbox, Like, no, I'm
watching it. So the argument issuperhero movies are so bad because they don't
need to be good because we're notpeople aren't really watching them. That yeah's
second sche Well, definitely people likemy nephew. So like somebody who's older
like me can say, yes,I am suffering. I want to joy

(01:48:35):
and pay attention to a movie.You don't need to, he said.
Excuse me, he said, youknow, it's a very different moment in
time than it's ever been. SoI think everyone, including Marvel, is
experiencing the same thing, this transition, and I think that really is probably
more at play than anything else.Just people are consuming differently. Now one

(01:48:59):
show that I still be interested towatch it, like there would still be
like, okay, maybe I'm notlike the way I'm not going to theater
a lot of stuff. How doesyour son consume is he doing like fifty
things with a show on and thinkshe's watching a show. No, okay,
No, he's usually like just watchedhis stuff on the phone. Definitely
on the phone. Yeah, I'mkind of wondering. It's to the point

(01:49:19):
where it's I'm wondering when my kidsbecome adults, will they even have a
TV like or will they just bewatching or that. Will they just be
watching something on something whatever that isat that time, especially if they're gaming
on their computer. Nope, they'llprobably have the V what's that thing?
Vision pro? Yeah, maybe youcan make the screen as bigger you as

(01:49:41):
moll as you want to. Right, one show, I was not second
screening at all. That's how Iknew I was into it. Fall Out
on Prime Video, which is myfavorite show so far this year, and
when you factor in international audiences.According to Prime Video, Fallout is now
their second all time biggest show,behind only Lord of the Ring The Rings
of Power. They said in theirfirst sixteen days of release, sixty five

(01:50:03):
million viewers have watched at least someFallout. Since it's April tenth, Premiere
heard nothing but good thing. Iloved it. I'm Arabian for more.
Nerd stuff. Check out the nerdOn podcast at The Woody Show dot com.
All right, thank you very much, Rabels, you got it,
dog, And it's time for yourbirthdays and your porn a birthday Coop go

(01:50:26):
boot Goat show. It's shiverkay,We're gonna it's shivers. David won't sit.
It's Shivers day and you know wedon't do what birthday. And starting
with the celebrities, Happy birthday toDwayne the Rock Johnson. First of all,
Johnson, it's fifty two years old. You got to Ellie Kemper Aaron

(01:50:46):
on the Office was also unbreakable.Kimmy Schmidt forty four today David Beckham raby,
Oh my god, specimen. Youknow what I'm saying. Have you
seen his current day body? It'sawesome. Yeah, David Beckham is forty
nine. He got Jena von Oitwho is six on Blossom number six on
Blocking six. Yeah, yeah,she's forty seven. And then the singer

(01:51:10):
Lily Allen is thirty nine from Strangers. That's right, David Harber. Your
porn of birthday today is Penelope Woodsand she has tossed more sald than a
Panera Bread employee. She's been inone hundred and eighty five fine films,
including Adultery is an adventure. Theysell salads there, Yeah, oh,
who knew, that's a bit ofit. That's what I was thinking too.

(01:51:32):
I'm like, are they tossing salads? Who's who's your writer here?
Salad? Yeah, soup, saladsand sandwiches. You got anal Nurse volume
one. She was in Deep TushyMassage Volume seven, Fantastic and Mutual Masturbation
Experiment. Also her name is PenelopeWood, so she was you can imagine,

(01:51:54):
just a delight to watch in WetWoods. Oh yeah, she was
in Gangbang Besties and who can forgether unforgettable role in Stripping flight Attendant.
Wow, what's going on there?Pelopy Woods is twenty six years old today,
and that is your porno birthday,your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Thursday morning. Look is whatis happening in the world of nerds with

(01:52:15):
your nerd out Report. We gotsome more Woodies show coming up for your
next hang on the Woody Show.Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All
right, We are wrapping up andgetting the hell out of here. Everybody.
Thursday in the books, today onthe Woody Show podcast, which you

(01:52:35):
can find by going to the Woodieshowdot com. Isn't that convenient? Yeah,
you can check out the round ofthe Weakest Link. Greg your host
today the game show hosts with themost pretty pretty difficult Woody Show Weakest Link.
Also a best of seven that Rabycame in with the TV themes we're
talking about that we had the treadingnews headlines, raves Ner now, porn

(01:52:57):
of Birthday and more. Find itall on the Thursday podcast there at the
woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow you guysFriday morning. Oh yeah, he coming
up for you Friday on the WoodiShow. We're leading into a weekend where
there's two things going on. Maythe fourth be with You on Saturday and
then Cinco de Mayo on Sunday.That's right. So for tomorrow's show on

(01:53:18):
Friday, it's for Star Wars DaySea Bass and a fake casting call for
a new Star Wars film. Yes, yeah, So he put out an
ad and all these like actors andactresses responded to the ad. He set
up a place downstairs on the firstfloor of our building, in this generic
conference room, and he was runningpeople through auditions. Who thought they were

(01:53:41):
there to audition for the next StarWars film. Yeah, and it's a
screenplay that Sea Bass wrote. Ohyeah, so that is tomorrow. Also
the Friday Fail Stories, We gotyour dumb Ass contest, which would be
the duy Q, and anything elsethat we could do to get through the
morning and the weekend as quickly aspossible that will be happening Friday here on
the Woody Show, brayby Minute,Seabas, Sammy, anything you like to

(01:54:04):
add, no Greg Gory Party wordsof wisdom please? Yeah. Old people
who got made fun of for wantingto go to bed early deserve an apology.
Agreed, Right, I'm sorry.Yeah, I get it now.
Oh dude, I agree. Iargue with my kids all the time.
They'll be like, what's the matter, dude, I'm just tired. I'm

(01:54:25):
like, dude, it's Saturday,right in the middle of day. Won't
you go take a nap? Yeah? I was like, no, dude,
Oh my god, I think aboutlike a kid's I wish so bad
that somebody was begging me, wouldyou please finish all your mac and cheese?
Come on, eat the mac andcheese, and then I'll give you
a dessert right, if you onlyfinish right? Uh, hey, please

(01:54:45):
go to bed, Yeah, gohang out in your room alone, and
yeah, begging me, begging meto sleep past six am? Mean on
a weekend. These kids kids today. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving theWoodies Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we loveit, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch you back here on
Friday. Have a great day.SMD double M. I quit this bitch.