The Woody Show May 31st 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, DUIQ, Nerdin Out and More!

Episode Transcript

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It is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is advised
that The Woody Show, I believethis is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. A goodmorning, everybody, morning Woody. I
see today is May thirty. First, it is the final day of May.
But more wow, get it going. I say more importantly that guys,
today is a Friday. Tell youyeah, the end of another week.

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Nice. Welcome to the Woody Show. I'm Whatody, that's Ravy,
O g Raye, there's Greg goryHoo. We got Menace, what is
up? Sea Bass? Sammy Money, we got bored, we got Caroline
Morgan's here, Vonna's here, andyou our special guest are v Ip,
our guest of honor. Welcome toFriday. Let's get this going all right,

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Well, welcome to Friday. Goalthis morning through the morning as quickly
as we can into the weekend andtoday here on the Show, of course,
Friday failed Stories. We are goingto award the Woody Show Employee of
the Month. Well, who getsthe plaque for the month of May.
Somebody lucky. We'll find out.Also the d y q's Today's Dumbass Contest

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the porn of birthday and really anythingelse you got for us. So you
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Show, which got going on thisweekend? You guys know the drill.
Keep a positive Friday vibes only.Yes, please again check in stuff over
to two to nine eight seven.A couple things I meant to get to
this week that just kind of ranout of time, or better things came
up, but I thought the Swiss, Oh my god, do you buy
it? This woman in the UKclaims to have a disorder that causes her

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to spend money in her sleep.Yes, doesn't your wife have that?
Yeah? She has spent over threeeight hundred dollars in these middle of the
night purchases like a full basketball court, cans of paint, playground equipment,

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and hundreds of those like gummy candies, Oh sweet, Yeah, you know,
I buy it. I mean itsounds like a version of sleep want
right right shop? But then howdo you know what you're buying? You
don't. That's why she has abasketball court and a bunch of paints.
She probably thinks she's asleep, youknow, if she's in some kind that
state where she thinks she's dreaming.Yeah, but it's actually happening now.

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She was buying shoes and like right, stuff she could actually use, wanted,
then I wouldn't buy it. Shebattles sleep apnea. She's even woken
up to find herself unwittingly handing overfinancial details to scammers, as well as
overdosing on medication. And she saysthat everybody thinks it's funny, but it's

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not. Some bits of it are, but some bits are quite serious.
Because she's in the UK, it'sa fancy it's sold. I wonder if
she's shopping, you know, online, because she could just walk up her
stuff before she goes to bed.But yeah, totally, But well,
you're not going out to buy stuff, yeah right, Like it's got to

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be like online. So there's aremedy for that. It's got to be
your phone. And you said youwould to buy it if she was buying
stuff that she liked. Greg.Now let's say if I told you,
like Greg, I'm having this problem. I'm like sleep buying food. Would
you buy it? Or you're like, oh no, man, you ordering?
Yeah? You really want to knowthe night deliveries. Yeah, you

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really want food? You're not sleepingthrough that. I would buy it because
didn't you order room service and noteven remember ordering it? Because I'm wasted,
wasted, the food untouched gets deliveredto his room. Yeah, I've
done that so many times. Yeah, not one bite taken out of No.
No, I think what you're thinkingis I did sleepwalk and I burned

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myself and my mom said that Iwas saying cookies, Oh I was walking.
This is probably along those lines.There's definitely sleepwalking stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, when I was a littleI don't sleep buck as an adult,
but when I was a little kid, I think a lot of little kids
do. But my mom caught mewalking into the kitchen and I wonder I

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was gonna do. I think Itold you the story. I was about
to pee into the oven, right. I was standing there like the oven
was a urinal and I was readyto go and I was like, no,
no, no, no, no, no, not going to pee
in the oven tonight. Yeah,I believe that chick story. So,
you know, we are in thedisposable era, so disposable close. Everything's

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kind of like, you know,everything is used it Now they're saying this
could be the era of the disposablecar. New report from Bloomberg says that
after an accident, one out ofevery five cars is totaled. Wow.
Yeah, I've noticed that too,where it's just like they did to say
total exactly because there's so many TikTokvideos out there where guys go through salvage

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yards and the cars are like barelytouched and it's parts are so expensive or
the labor on facing it. Insuranceadjusters are deciding that it's more economical to
call the vehicle a total loss andwrite a check and spend the money to
return it to a driveable condition.So the salvage auctions are finding, you

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know, a lot of success resellingthese quote total cars on behalf of the
insurance companies. But dude, it'sa It's interesting. I was watching this
other thing about CarMax and how manypeople have defaulted because of you know,
inflation. Everybody's you know, reallytight with money right now, and so
a lot of cars have been repossessedbecause CarMax will they'll they'll give a car

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to anybody. Okay, cool,here, we'll give you this car.
That's actually how CarMax makes all theirmoney. They're not really making it on
the sales of the vehicles themselves.They're making it on repo. Well,
no, they're they're making it onfinancing people. So because they've got their
own financing company. I was wonderingbecause you know, during COVID and even

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after COVID, people who are liketrading a car into the dealer, for
example, weren't getting the kind ofoffer on their trade that they could get
by selling it to CarMax or Carvanaor one of those kind of places.
But Carmacks, even amongst all thoseother places, was paying top dollar.
And everybody's wondering, like, howthe hell are they making money? And

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it's because and you know, Iread more about it than this other guy
in the car industry was explaining thisto me that the way they make their
money is through these you know,through financing people. So if you're going
in there, just buy cash fora car. Yeah. Yeah, they're
not as excited about you as somebodywho's financing. But yeah, so many

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cars. And he showed this giantfield filled bumper to bumper, row after
row of repossessed cars just from carmacks. Oh wow, let's get some deals.
Then, that's what I'm saying thatyou got to be out. That's
what I was thinking too, Like, man, if you got like a
kid who is just you know,learning and got to get a car or

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whatever. It seems like car Maxhas a lot of Max because remember when
you know COVID was happening, usecars R at our premium, Oh my
god, through the right. Yeah, I mean they were selling like really
old like Corollas for just tons morethan what you used to be paying for
like a brand new one. Definitely. Yeah, anyway, I mean I'm

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happy with it. I have aand Greg would be too. Like if
you have like just a minor likefender bender and they total it, it's
like great, nice. Yeah,because Greg had that one scratch on his
bumper, even though it got fixed, he knew it used to be there
and so he got rid of thecar. Yeah. Absolutely, it's total.
The thing that sucks about the carbeing deemed well totaled is one thing.
But even if you have a teenylittle fender bender, like a ding

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in your bumper and you get thatrepaired, sometimes they'll mark that as a
salvage title and you will have avery hard time selling that car. Yeah,
so that sucks. So sometimes it'sbetter not to get a little thing
fixed. Yeah, people on aon a real tight budget, they'll they'll
take a chance with that one becausethey did to get something they could pay
cash for. And yeah, ifI'm looking an icy salvage title, noop.
Yeah. I study was done thatlooked at the states, all the

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different states to figure out which oneshad the most residents who would most likely
stay forever, and also those werethey had residents who were just itching to
get out as soon as they could. Interesting, Texans are the likeliest to
stay put. That's a whole separatething, right, Yeah. After that's
North Carolina, Georgia, Utah,and shockingly California. Really people were flying

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out of California. Yeah, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Rhode
Island, and Alaska have the highestrates of people leaving, with less than
half of their native populations remaining inthe state, and I always forget that
Alaska even exists. Yeah, unlessyou're going on a cruise Theresa Alaska.
Yeah, you hear people like,oh, I'm going on a cruise to

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Alaska. But other than that,I did know one guy who took a
radio job in Alaska. Wo doyou remember this story? Like he was
telling us about how he was onthe side of the road broken down he
got propositioned by a hooker. Ohyeah, it was at night, a
roadside hooker in Alaska. Yeah,just on a random highway, so weird,
just so friendly, knocked on thewindow. So convenient for a little
half and half. Right, whatgreat service. Yeah, phones are open

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We're into another hour insensitivity trading fora politically correct world on this Friday morning.
It's the final day of May.We're twenty twenty four. Oh payday,
Yeah, twenty twenty four. Bravy, Greg Nissea Bass, there's Sammy
Herry Friday to everybody, money comesmoney Ghost. We got the d uy

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Q coming up for you this hour, dumbass contest. Chance to win some
stuff. See best will be joiningus from the set of the movie that
he's been filming for the last coupleof weeks. We'll be back here on
Monday. Yeah, I know Greg'sexcited, right Greg. Greg's being a
comment in the office yesterday. Hegoes, I kind of like this setup
where yeah, because I not like, if you want him, you can

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just you know, punch in right. He's there if you need him,
right, and then he can dohis own thing when he wants to,
which is most of the time.But come on, Greg, then works
it works out great, Then youdon't get to see his smile and face.
Yeah, our meeting was about twentyminutes shorter than normal because less in
eruptions. Also, he's got aton of ideas in those meetings. He's
never short on ideas, that's true. Joy never stops crapping on everybody else's

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well, you know, everybody's goodat something. That's that's just what he's
good. Fat. Yeah, I'mfalling through up at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can hit usup with the text over to two two
nine eight seven and then jump rightinto this hour. We're gonna start the
hour with your Friday fail stories.Well, well, well, ladies and

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gentlemen, boys and girls, itis time for your Friday fan story.
All if the Clock had the perfectplan, the plan that could never go
wrong, but then somewhere along theline it went from being a great idea
the one big stink in Mega uberUltra. I feel like we started off

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off balance there, but I feellike we really rallied there. We got
a pocket. Yeah, look,we've we've we've had way worse here recently,
Yeah, way worse here. Recently. But no, no, no,
no no. This one is fromLos Angeles, where an suv exploded
after the dumbass drive lit a cigarettenear some propane canisters that he had stored

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inside the vehicle. Right, youguys want to hear a recording of the
explosion and some witnesses talking about it. Yes, all right, I just
put the key in my door.I heard the explosion. I've heard transformers
go off, I've heard, youknow, little stuff going off, but
this sounded really big. I founda piece of the car from the explosion

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from last night? Is that onlysomething heavy fell on top of the roof
sitting on the side. Clothes werea little bit shredded, No burn marks.
Yeah. Wow. So the manwho it turns out was living inside
of that suv somehow only ended upwith minor injuries. But now he's out
of car and his house. Now. Yeah. I seem to think that

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people don't smoke anymore because I don'tsee it much. But every day when
I'm driving, I seem to bedriving behind somebody who's smoking. Yeah,
I mean that explodes. Listen thatit sound. I mean, I mean,
that's a big explosion. How doyou survive? I have no idea.
Is that where people smoke these days? In the car? I guess.
So cops in Florida got to callabout a couple that was having sex

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on a public pier. Apparently anotherwoman was nearby with her four kids.
The kids were actually the ones whonoticed and said, what are those people
doing over there? Mom? Thecops arrived and the couple was still going
at it, but when the womannoticed that the cops were there, she
tried to get away by jumping offof the pier and into the water.
She tried swimming away, but theyeventually got her and arrested her. The

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guy, who was completely naked,he was also arrested. They were both
charged with disturbing the peace and theywere taken to failed jail. Sales more
like enhancing the page happened in likesixth grade where we were at summer school,
and during lunch period, like thisyoung teenage couple were like way out
in a field. They showed upon bicycles and then they started having sex

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in the field. And I don'tknow what you call them at your school,
but we call them yard duties,like the adults that would be out
on the playground monitors and they hadto like walk out into the middle of
the field and get these teenagers tostop them. Second, but finally,
day D grocery store in Russia wasgetting some really bad press after eighteen different

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customers landed in the hospital with foodpoisoning that was linked to their products.
So to keep people coming in,the owner announced that if anyone got food
poisoning, he'd pay them a millionroubles each, which works out to be
eleven thousand dollars. Now, thestrategy worked. A ton of people came
to the store, but they werecoming and trying to get food poisoning just
so they get the money. Yeah, of course. According to the report,

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people were even seen licking the eggs, oh my god in the store,
hoping that they were covered in salmonella. So now the owner has canceled
the whole thing. So much forthat idea. They'll say he'll pay the
original eighteen people, but only ifthey can prove that his products are to
blame. But sale solid idea lookingout for your business, right, here's

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one about this dude who went andgot a tattoo, but it didn't exactly
turn out the way he wanted itto. Uh, really classy it's a
it's a tattoo of a can ofsprite that sounds awesome, which is really
cool. You must really love whywouldn't you get that? But instead of
sprite, the tattoo artists put iton there as spite. Oh my god,
yeah, look at the Look atthis really cool tattoo. It looks

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like I did it in prison withmakeshift tattoo. I think that'll still be
cool though, that would be good. You got a story, I guess.
And here's the thing. Not thefirst tattoo that he has gotten that
was messed up. He's going tothe wrong people. He's got another dumb
tattoo that says temporary, but thetattoo artist didn't dig deep enough on the

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y and so it's already like startingto fade away, like he's got a
here's here's a picture of that onelooks like yeah, exactly. But he's
got a good attitude about it.He's says, well, at least you
know, temporary and the things fadingwith at least it's appropriate works sale.
Maybe tattoos aren't for you, Yeahyeah, maybe maybe maybe not. And

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then, oh my god, myfavorite story of the week, one of
the best fail stories of recent memory. In my opinion, is this the
courthouse one? Yes? Oh yes. This is about a forty four year
old dude in Michigan. His nameis Corey Harris. He was attending a
virtual court hearing so it didn't haveto be there in person. He was

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zooming in. It was on somecharges that he got driving with a suspended
license right now. That was backin October. The suspended license thing.
License still suspended. But for thisvirtual hearing, Corey as he was supposed
to, dialed it on zoom whilehe was in the car driving to a

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doctor's appointment. He was just oblivious. Here, I have a this is
this is pro good they do.They couldn't believe it. They're in court.
They just couldn't believe it. MisterHarris, are you driving? Actually
I'm pulling into my doctor's office.Actually I'm parking right now. This is
a driving one license suspended and hewas just driving and he didn't have a

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license. Is what the charges yourer? Yes, he's suspended and he's
just driving that. I don't evenknow why he would do that. So
defendant's bond is revoked. In thismanner, defendant is turned himself into the
Washington kind of deal by six pmthe day failure to turn himself in while
resulting the bench weren't with no bond. Oh my god, this is an

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idiot, say his face, idiot. The look on it is so funny.
So it's like the people who arebusted drunk driving to court on a
drunk driving charge. Like, ifyou didn't know better, you think it's
an SNL sketch. Totally what anidiot. It's so dumb. Anyway,
those are your Friday fail stories,everybody. We got the d y Q.

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That'll be our dumb ass contest,your chance to win a prize coming
up next. Even if you don'twant to call it and be the contestant,
you can still play along there athome or wherever you are. Right
now, he's our missile now andit's a Friday morning, and we've got
a dumb ass contest all lined upand ready to go for you, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls.Let's play Duq, and let's say hello
to Sea Mass who is once againchecking in from the set of the low
budget film that he has been workingon. I saw one of the scenes
that was posted where it looks likeyou're the jailhouse right Sea Mass, Yes,
because I am the new sheriff intown, clean things up. Yeah,

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guff from these scumbags. And youare kidding about the writing. It's
really good, Like the writing isgreat. And again the whole thing is
because it's it's it's just too uh, it's just to make a joke of
Perry Caravello. No highlight a skill, right right, right exactly. So
I'm very much by the way,I'm very much looking forward to to seeing

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the finished products. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm gonna see what they can do
with this. It's good. Seewhat they can put together. Have you
ever heard the the term fix itin post? I'm sure they can punch
it up. Yeah, add someeffects, lots of takes. Yeah,
are you gonna Are you gonna missbeing on the set every day? Are

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you kind of ready to get backto like a sense of normalcy? Uh,
we'll tell you it is nice beingout here in real America. Actually
do smoke about being being afraid ofbeing shamed there drive through In fact,
there are drive through smoke shops anddrive through liquor stores America for you.
Uh, you know, you walkoutside, there's not homeless people everywhere.
It's it's kind of nice. Youcan buy fireworks year around. He's gonna

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have to reacclimate too, right,exactly normal. There's always fireworks, cigarettes
and liquor everywhere. You will.Well, I forget exactly what day it
is. I think it might bea Tuesday or Wednesday. But next week
is National Shopping Cart Day, soit's gonna be a big one. Yeah,
we'll be looking forward to a brandnew round of cart narcs, which
is always very exciting, looking forwardto seeing your your smiling face. You

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know, it's always nay, Imissed the daily Hey, good morning,
How is your weekend? How wouldyour yea, I'm gonna grab you one.
Yeah, you're warm. Welcome family, Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
exactly. All right, Well it'stime for the d u y Q.
So see bass whant She explained theway the game works. Everybody,
please, Well, I find someonenice and drunk out on these streets,

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and I asked them just some supereasy trivia questions, and the games then
played by not guessing the answer tothose questions. The answer to those is
right there in front of you.You know the answer the game is,
is this drunk person so out ofit that they won't know the answer.
If you can guess whether they knowtwo times out of three, you win.
All right, our contestant on thephones here at eight seven seven forty
four, what do we say hito Terrell? Hey? Good morning Terrell?

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Well, hey, good morning,good morning? All right? So
you ready to play the duy qbet? All right, So as everybody
pretty much knows before we get intothe questions at count we have a little
clip here to get to know ourdrunk a little bit better. This way
we have an idea of just howwith it or not with it? Uh?
They are? And who do wehave this week? Sea mass?

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This is Crystal. You know I'mdrinking out having a good time, and
boy is she as sweetheart as you'reabout to hear here? All right?
I know I had the Newcastle.I've had some blue and free beer.
Damn, I don't even remember whatelse we've tried, honestly, Like even
the person that was having me thebeer, I was just like, just
get it to me. I don'tcare where you give me, Just give
me a beer. How don Ideal with your husband when you get home?

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Nothing? You take care of thebaby. I'm too drunk. You're
too drunk to hook up with yourhusband? Yeah, you do is lay
there? No, I'm good.Wow. You tell she's been married ten
plus years. Yeah, I'll takecare of the baby. Yeah, that's
that's how it cuss. Yeah awoman. You did it is as a
woman. What's you guys? Youhonestly, you just have to lay there.

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He'll do whatever you want. He'llbe down, Yeah, he'll be
psyched that you're hammered. Okay,but sometimes maybe you're on the precipice of
vomit. What she might be,she said, Yeah, you're adding things.
You're adding things to confirm the situation. I have had my wife.
I have had my wife say tome, just don't shake me up.
Okay, no problem. I'll benice and gentle. Baby. Don't don't

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you go in too full from foodfor a bee? Yes, I know,
I know, but yeah I amspecial. Thank you. All right,
So, Terrell, are you readyfor question number one? We got
medicine Sammy here, who is stonecold sober. We'll see how they do
on these questions as well. Herewe go. Name the two animals often

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used to describe the stock market.All right, there are two animals often
used to describe the stock market.What be they? What be they?
Animals? Let's see, I willsay no for Crystal. For Crystal,
I think that's easy. I justgot to prove something first. I will
say it is still working over there. I see. My original gut was

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going to say no for Sammy,maybe yes for Menace, because I hear
Menace talking about stocks every week.He's turning into like a little finance bro
over that. I don't know howserious he is about it, or like
how much of that he you know, some of the other terminology. Maybe
that he's committed to me. Yeah, all right, So I'll say I'll
say no for Crystal, no forSammy, yes for Menace. I'm going

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to say no to Crystal. Okay, and then in this room I will
double yes. I have faith inboth of you. Thanks Greg. I
have no faith in anybody, tripletriple knowing. All right, all right,
Terrell, what do you think think? Do you think that Crystal is
going to get the answer here?I'm back in Greg Gory, al right,
back in Greg Gory, all right, all right, here we go.

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Question number one for the d ui Q name the two animals often
used to describe the stock market.Menace bull for sure. And then second
one, I big bird bird bird, all right, sammy bull and bear
bull and bear se I was Iwas mixed up on that one. I

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had backwards bird Oh bird market birdmarket? Yeah, what would that be
like bird dropping? So maybe it'sdropping I'm flying away from this deal.
Yeah, so that's the that's theanswer. We're looking for bulls and bears.
All right. Now let's see ifCrystal gets it here. Question number

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one for the d u i Q. Name the two animals often used to
describe the stock market, like likea brown maybe would be going down right?
What's that animal that they videotape allthe time, all the time,
like once a year, because he'slike coming out of it's hold the ground.
It's also a groundhog? Well,I don't know. All right,

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job, all right, due thatyou were on the board. You got
your first point here on the du i Q two questions. Get one
more point. Question number two,here we go, name any member of
the Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay, all right, I was gonna say
that I couldn't even do that,but yeah I could, Yeah I can.

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I'll give you my answer afterwards.But I'd be interested if Greg,
I have one, Well, don'tdon't know. I'm not gonna do it.
Don't look anything up, No,I won't. I'll say yes for
Menace, Yes for Sammy, anymember remember no no, no for Crystals,
Yes, no for Crystal. Yes, yes, both medic and Sammy.
Yeah, Greg, Yeah, I'mwith you. Yeah, all right,

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Yes to Menace. Okay. Idon't know if Sammy's a comic book
movie type person, but I thinkshe would know this. So yes,
I agree, no to Crystal,double yes in here, okay, and
I have some reasons why I believethat Sammy would know this. Okay,
all right, so what do youthink you agree with me? Right,
Terrell? You're going that Crystal willnot know it? Just double checking?

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All right? This is that's important. Question number two for the d U
i Q name any member of theGuardians of the Galaxy. Uh, Sammy
Groot, Menace, I am Groot, I am Groot, rocket rocket raccoon
that was going to be the Yeah, who did you think I was going
to say? The raccoon? Theraccoon. I didn't know how to rocket

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rocket. Yeah, and I wouldhave never guess here, Quill, thank
you and for Sammy. She isa big Disney fan. She goes to
Disneyland and she rides Guardians of theGalaxy. I'm telling you that they have
in Orlando is one of the bestrides that Disney has. I've heard.
I have not been on that onewhen I heard, I've heard it's awesome.

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Ye oh yeah, yeah, it'sa roller coaster. I just realized
that Crystal said she had kids,so she might know this. She might
Drell said that she would not getit. Now. If that is the
case, he'll be the winner onthe d U y Q question number two.
Even a member of the Guardians ofthe Galaxy, and I love Marvel

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movies too, and I can't likeremember off the top of my head.
What do you think that is?Probably because I've had a lot to dream.
All right, yeah, big Rye, you're a big fan of the
Marvel movies. Do you think thateven if you were trashed and able to
come up with the name or twowas blackout drunk, I could come up?

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Yeah? All right, Wellrell,congradually, you're the winner here on
the d U i Q. Youknow, have yourself a great weekend.
We appreciate you listening to hang onone one second, my friend, we
will get all of your information.That's how it's done. We do have

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one more question that Torell did notneed, but just for fundzies here question
number three on the d U yQ. What's the country besides the US
that has a red, white andblue flag? All right? Uh?
Yes for Sammy, No for that. No, No for Crystal, No,

(30:47):
No for sure for Crystal Menace.I'm on the fence with Yeah,
you guys, I could be swayedor as H Morgan would say, suited,
I could be suited or persuade orpersuade on triple triple no. I

(31:07):
think that's a safe bet as well, triple no. I mean obviously they
could luck into it. Sure theycan. No for Crystal, No for
Menace. Yes for Sammy. Shejust looks very confident right now. Okay,
that's true, but you could beconfidently wrong. She has and she
was actually really upset last week.Would you like to say anything yes that
nobody has noticed that I've basically sweptthe d u i Q for I mean

(31:30):
what five like five weeks now,five weeks and nobody's noticed, because I
question if that's valid. Only theonly it's basically because you guys didn't give
me the goodbye slash. Have agood journey for bon voyage. But other
than that, it's yes, Iswept for five weeks. Yes, and
nobody noticed, but Caroline, weare so so sorry. I can customize

(31:56):
some questions to make sure we endthat real fast. Okay, so I
will say that the Sammy, Yes, Menace and Crystal no. Question number
three here for the d U.I Q, what's the country besides the
US that has a red, whiteand blue flag? And with all that
confidence, we will start with SammyFrance France Accurate, Menace. I was

(32:16):
about to say she is correct,France France to France. I mean you're
looking at a flag. Look atthe flags all the time. There was
a guy we did. Really,I've watched the Olympics. Can you come
up with another one besides France?Read hye? Uh? The isn't the

(32:36):
British flag red white and blue?There's no other? Look at that?
Can I answer? I would knowbecause when I'm like doing my like social
recavity has always make sure to getthe flag and so you know where you're
at. All right, fair enough? All right? Question number three do
you miss. So many stripes areon the U. S flag? What's

(32:58):
it? Oh? Yeah, Andeven though he's been to France, he's
also been to England and thought hesaw the This wasn't Madis. This was
another guy that worked on the showat one point, but it was.
It was a dumb ass spelling beeand the word was restaurant, and he
was mega confident about it because hehad worked at a restaurant before. It

(33:19):
wasn't called restaurant. He just workedat a restaurant before, and then he
butchered it. It was wrong.That's how worked. Yeah. Right,
well I've been there, right,so there, I've seen it all.
Question number three's see how Crystal did. What's the country besides the US that
has a red, white and blueflag? Is it Cuba? Cuba's a
cool place, probably off for Cubans, right, that is correct. Thing.

(33:46):
We didn't need that, I know, right. They usually pulled something
out, you know, like somethingsurprised. The Cuban flag. Yeah,
I don't even know what it lookslike. It's it's a lot like Rico
Costa Rica. I originally thought thatMedas was going to say Puerto Rico.

(34:08):
Yeah, that wouldn't have counted.I have been to Puerto Rico, because
that doesn't count. Correct, that'snot a country, not a country,
American territory. Yeah, use usdollars a right, well again correct?
Correct? Congratulations to Terrell and uhthat's the d uy Q. We're going
to take a break, seass,I have some audio for you next that

(34:30):
men is found. Oh, Iget to listen due this. I love
this audio so much. It's astory out of Texas and the audio from
the TV coverage of it. Becauseyou know, mess Sea bass with the
local news story of the day.I am bringing somebody to the table for
local news story of the day.Oh, we can play the intro and

(34:51):
we could play the intro. Yes, do that next to be right back.
We'll be right back. Meanwhile,will continuous and let's search for the
perfect week. Yeah, I'm ahair flex. Sorry, I'm in hair
system. Get it. That's notmy scalp. I have light brown hair
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moving through a Friday morning and aspromised, you know, so I have
this audio. Men has found thisthis clip. I can't take full credit.

(36:01):
My buddy Showbiz who does the morningshow. Shout out to show Biz
show Biz. He hit me up. He's like, dude, did you
see this story? It's the best. Okay. He sent it to me
and I go, oh, whatdo you got to hear it? So
we just started a new segment withSea Bass. Sea Bass is local news
story of the day and Sea Bassactually has a uh a theme a theme

(36:24):
a theme song for the local newsstory they have. I felt something like
wet and warm on my back.This is the lover Well, Bam,
I was actually going to bout mea pizza Pargo for buggetings. She finally
did it. That's well, andso do you know how this fire started?
It was pleasant cousin he's mad becausehe can't get with me. Her

(36:47):
support animal is a good solut showlocal news. Oh nice. This is
a report by local TV station Foxin Houston. They're good. This happened
at the Lamar Gray Elementary School inRichmond, Texas. Now, this teacher

(37:09):
had an OnlyFans page. Okay nice, and the videos were found and she
is seen stripping and exposing herself.And she would film her content at the
school, so in the classroom,not when kids are around, but in
the classroom. Also in the school'sbathroom. Yeah, she would be she

(37:30):
would filming somebody to be filming someof her content. Now there's this community
activist. His name is kuanell X. Yes, he saw the videos and
he is on the war path tomake sure that this chick has her teaching
license revolt and that she's blocked fromever teaching again. Here is quanell X

(37:51):
and his conversation to Fox twenty sixthere in Houston. A former Houston area
school teacher has been accused of makingcontent for social media on campus and during
school hours. And she wasn't makingany cooking or dance videos. She was
busting it wide open on camera.But it was horrible. It was unbelievable.

(38:12):
When I saw the first video,I was shocked in a palled and
just horrifying. She pulls down hertop, takes out these big, big,
huge grass, craziest hell shaking them, and then she turns around and
pulls down the pants and then pullsher panties down, spreads of cheeks and
sell your lighting. Cuba cats everywhere, turns around, down cell and pubic

(38:44):
hair everywhere. Wow, goo jobselling this quay. Yeah, and I
feel like I don't even need tosee it. Yeah, oh yeah,
you pretty much already have a mentaland just horrifying. She pulls down the
top, It takes out these big, big, huge brass, craziest shaking

(39:06):
them and then she turns around andpulls down the pants and then pulls the
panties down, spreads of cheeks andsell your lighting. Pubi cats everywhere.
So good. I would hire Coonellto like review anything voiceovers for the show,

(39:27):
Yet it's the Woodist show. Ifind what they knew to be at
times disgusting, and don't have thename of the teacher to even look her
up. No, but there isarticles out there that show some of the
clips of her in the classroom.There certainly is anyway if you had to

(39:50):
throw the cellulight in there too,everywhere who was down the pen and then
pulls our panties down spreads of cheeksand set your lightinged pupa calls everywhere.
The Woody Show will be right back. This is the show, and welcome

(40:14):
back and into another new hour underwayhere at the Woody Show on a Friday
morning. Nice, it is thethirty first of May twenty twenty four.
Woodie Raby Greg Mann at Sea massThere's Sammy that the phone's open forty eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. Youcan hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eighty seven.I just want to give a special shout

(40:36):
out to this guy. His nameis Sean Wilson. He is in Austin,
Texas, and he sent a verynice email to the radio station.
The Woody Show is awesome. Thankyou for having him. Entertaining and enjoyable
morning show again. Nice Awe,Babey, there was no butt dr Yeah,

(40:57):
that was it. That was verynice. You can check in with
us house who you are, whereyou are listening to The Woody Show this
morning. Anything you got going onthis weekend. What are your weekend plans?
Anything anyone you like to have usmentioned When we get to your Friday
check in, text all that infoover to us. At two nine eight
seven, Rady's got nerd out calledup for this hour Woodies Show Employee of

(41:21):
the Month Winter WHOA I know,I know, and I gotta tell you
going into it, I had acompletely different thought. And then yesterday as
I was going around the room andasking everybody what they thought who they thought
the nominees should be for consideration,I am you were suited? I was.

(41:45):
Yeah, as Morgan would say,I was swited, right. Yeah,
it wasn't easy, Like yeah,like who I would pick was easy?
Yeah, no, it it certainlywas not easy. However, you
know it makes sense to me.And I was like, wow, you
know, I'm really glad that wedo this nomination process. And of course

(42:07):
I saw the listeners and they saida lot of the same stuff, like
of course they listeners. I mean, you guys get to hear what you
hear, and you know what youknow from what you hear on the show,
the things that are actually playing outon the show. But what about
all those things that are happening behindthe scenes and doing different things about that.
And so ladies and gentlemen, boysand girls, you're official. What

(42:28):
do you show? Employee of themonth for May twenty twenty four is Caroline?
Caroline, want you step over tothe microphone there with Bort and and
I'm gonna ask you for any kindof comment here on this. First of
all, congratulations on the US.Yeah, and you know, Caroline's had

(42:49):
been doing a lot of work.There's been a lot of stuff. You
know, Bort was out here recentlyfor a handful of days. He had
a pet death that he was mourning, and so he was out for a
few days, and so that putsa lot more pressure on on Caroline when
when Boart's out any anytime. Butthen when medics and I there's been a
couple of times in the past fewweeks that we've been out of town and

(43:10):
so when that happens, Bord hasto step in here to where I am
currently on the in the studio eachday running all the controls and stuff,
and so that puts even more pressureagain on Caroline. She's she's really stepped
up. So congratulations, You've gotyourself a sixty bonus. Yeah, sixty

(43:31):
nine dollars bonus and a really coollooking plaque. And now you also have
one point in the in the runningfor the year. Whoever has the most
employee of the month wins. Atthe end of the year, they're going
to get a one paycheck bonus.Wow, I'll pay them a one paycheck
bonus. And that's not gonna belike post tax either. I'm gonna give

(43:52):
you, like the call the grossamount nice. Yeah, I won't tell
if you don't tell, all right, but anyway, Actually, anything you'd
like to say to everybody, notreally, thank you. I appreciate it.
I wasn't sure if I was gonnaget it was tough, tough week,
lots of lots of competition, youknow, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(44:14):
See that's a good acceptance speech,talk about you know how good your
competition was. Well, everyone,it works so hard here, you know,
everyone's doing good. Yeah, firstof all hard, you know,
everybody's so hard here. Yeah,But congratulations Caroline. Look out for a
zell An amount of sixty that's hot. Yeah, yeah, that's hot.
Yeah. All right, Well,thank you everybody for your votes, your

(44:36):
nominations. Congratulations to Caroline. We'regonna take a quick break. Rave's got
nerding out coming up for us.Next, the ladies in the world of
nerds. What are you working onover their raves? Something I thought was
a joke is actually legit and Mawanatoo out of your scenting records. Okay,
Plus the birthdays and what everybody reallywants the porno birthday. Oh yeah,
for your Friday Morning. That willbe next here in the Woody Show.

(44:58):
Hangout, don't go anywhere, WoodyShow will be right back. Welcome
back. It is the Woody ShowFriday Morning, ybody. Yeah. President
Trump found guilty in that hush moneytrial. Oh that was going on yesterday.
Yeah, thirty four counts of falsifyingbusiness records, of cover up the

(45:20):
hush money payments made to that pornslut Stormy Daniels to keep quiet about the
affair while he was campaigning for office. Now people have all kinds of questions.
Sentencing has been scheduled for July eleventh, but of course his lawyers will
be appealing in the meantime. Notonly will he not be in jail,
but this does not stop him fromrunning for president. Yeah, that's why

(45:40):
pay attention yesterday, because I know, it's like it doesn't affect with the
election changes nothing. And the chancesof him actually going to jail on this,
they were saying, are like slimto none. Like, even though
he's facing up to four years foreach count, there's thirty four counts,
right, the chances that he actuallygoes to jail slimming none. Most likely
going to be probation and some communityservice, so he'll be like picking up

(46:01):
trash of the subways of New YorkCity or something something like that, but
still able to run for president.Now, my question is, let's say
he gets elected, right, hewins in November. Yeah, can he
pardon himself? I believe, Imean he'll say he can. I'm wondering,
okay, whatever, But I'm saying, what is the actual law rulers

(46:22):
like talk about it? Wait,didn't that happen to that with Nixon?
Though, Like he like resigned andhad Ford pardoned him. He didn't pardon
himself. Yeah, yeah, sohe had he resigned and then had Ford
do it for him. Yeah,Like you know, I by far our
belcher, I go, oh,pardon me. Yeah, But I'm saying,
like, you know, actual criminalthing like myself can you pardon yourself.

(46:44):
Apparently you can, you can?Yeah, okay, man, all
right. More details on the deathof Grayson Murray. That's the the golfer
thirty years old who died. Hisparents called it a suicide. Some more
details when if they say it wascarbon monoxide poisoning. His townhouse was filled
with the exhaust fumes from his landrover which was running in the garage.

(47:07):
But was he in the garage orwas he in the house and he just
had a running in the ground,don't I don't know, because then that
was he Oh maybe that is aan accid that, yes, she did.
My son was a baby, andit was wintertime, and so it
was bitterly cold outside. And shewas on her way out with my son,

(47:29):
and she goes, hey, canyou do me a favorite? Can
you go put him in the car? I gotta go grab something upstairs.
I go, sure, come on, buddy, and grab him up.
Open the door from you know,the house, into the garage, the
cars in there running. She'd beenwarming the car up with the goddamn garage
door closed so much warmer, Igo, what the effort you doing opening

(47:50):
the gage? I come back insideand go, are you insane. What
Ian, what do you mean what? Because we're not in there, I
go, that's not the point that. Don't you ever hear about like people?
What? Yeah, that was abitch be tripping moment right there.
Sure, Yeah, I mean Iopen up all the windows on the Yeah,
out of the doors and everything else. Yeah, God knows how long

(48:13):
that car just warming up? Yeah, to go out. Didn't want to
put the baby in a cold car. It was a half hour. Yeah,
no big deal. What a halfYeah, no big deal? Eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. Ifyou want to call in text us Friday,
check ins over to two two nineeight seven and they call us names.
Nay, call us nerds. Nobodyshot. This is urdu with Bravy

(48:36):
and Ravey's got the outdated of what'shappening in the world of nerds. So
it's going to be a tough partat the box office this weekend since there
doesn't seem to be any lingering desireto see Furiosa, so Garfield is expected
to be the number one that thisweekend. Some smaller movies to check out
the horror flick In a Violent Nature, which has a ninety percent from critics
on Rotten Tomatoes, there's a feelgood flick. Ezra looks like a lifetime

(49:00):
movie about trying to copare an autisticboy. Has a good cast, though,
Bobby Connavolley, Roberts, Naro,Rose, bern Via Farmiga, Rain
Wilson, Whoopy Goldberg. Whoopy saidshe didn't even need to see the script
because it's directed by her ghost costar Tony Goldwins, so she just said
when and where. Ezra has asixty eight percent from critics. You've got

(49:20):
the anime hi Q The Dumpster Battle, which has a ninety eight percent from
the audience on Rotten Tomatoes, andYoung Woman in the Sea Daisy Ridley playing
a long distance swimmer eighty six percentfor critics and one hundred percent from the
audience. Now, what I'll bedoing right after the show is popping on
my Disney Plus to watch Ron Howard'sdocumentary on Jim Henson. Jim Henson idea

(49:43):
Man, what the critics are callinga heartfelt documentary? Oh? Really,
really? I thought it was gonnabe in like a hardcore look at the
life of Jim Henson. Oh Rabio, not to jump the gun. Sure,
my buddy was telling me about anotherdocumentary. Are you gonna say anymore?
He said that it just got releasedand it's awesome. It's the one
and I'm sure you'll be super intoit, the one about movie pass Ohn

(50:07):
okay, and he says it's oneof the best documentaries he's seen. Where's
it that, do you know?I think he said it was on HBO
Max Okay, But the he's saying, how they just like blew one hundred
and twenty million dollars without a yearymillion dollars. Yeah, and they blew
yeah, yeah, and they justsay, like, you know how they
spent it on, you know,sending Denis Rodman places, Oh, all

(50:30):
right, I'll definitely look for thatmovie Pass, all right. I met
Mwana too set a record for WaltDisney Animation Studios and Pixar. The first
teaser trailer came out this week.One hundred and seventy eight million people checked
it out in the first twenty fourhours, so in terms of trailer viewership,
the previous record was Inside Out Too, which had one hundred and fifty

(50:52):
seven million. That comes out injust a couple of weeks, and a
best for Disney animation overall was Frozentwo buta to just crushing all these numbers.
It comes out over Thanksgiving. Ihaven't seen the first Majana you have
it? Oh, it's so good, you gotta watch it. Yeah,
yeah, it's good. I mean, ye see, I'm not against those

(51:12):
movies like that. I like them. I've seen all the Pixar movies,
but Wana is one I've never watched. Yeah, it has great music.
I mean they all do. Imean, I'm porn. I'm porn.
No, Honestly, I thought thiswas a joke, but apparently that Deadpool
and Wolverine popcorn bucket is legit.Yeah, Like I thought they were just
goofing on the Dune Too popcorn bucket, which came out earlier this year,

(51:37):
and people thought it could be usedas a fleshlight. Yeah, And so
once that thing went viral, itsold out immediately, even though it was
twenty five dollars for the Dune Too. Now, AMC hasn't said how much
they're gonna charge for the Wolverine popcornbucket. Ah, this is hilarious,
but there you'll be able to buyit, right, Okay, Wolverine's boy,

(52:00):
why do you get at with thesepopcorn buckets? Right? Yeah?
I wondered it up myself, likeI wouldn't be buying a wolverine. Former
employee Randy, who's always into sure, that's his new side hustles taking up
all these buckets. He got theBarfield one and there, Yeah he's a
yeah bucket and then idiots are buyingthem for one hundreds of dollars on line.

(52:22):
They're collectibles, Yeah, for sure, for sure. Last year,
Warner Brothers announced a prequel series forHBO Max Welcome to Darry, which is
a prequel to IT Arry, andthe show is being back Bill Scarscard to
play penny Wise. He's also goingto be an executive producer. Director Andy
Mushierti, who helmed both of theIT films, is developing this project for

(52:45):
Teamy. Stephen King has said ina statement, I'm excited that the story
of Darry mainsmost Haunted City is continuing. I'm glad Andy Mushierti is going to
be overseeing the frightening festivities. FrighteningOkay, well, yeah, I guess
you laughed at both of them.Did you watch it too? I might
have given it a try. Itwas the biggest light out of my lifetime.

(53:07):
Oh oh, lighttime you guys Omy lifetime. Okay, it was
so stupid. Speaking of Gregor andHBO Max, Season three of Hacks just
wrapped up. I can't believe itwas like five minutes long. Your review
of season three very very mid mediocreat best because there's no bigger per Hacks.

(53:30):
Oh it's my all time fave.It has been officially renewed for a
season four. All right, bebetter may okay, maybe they will rebound
for season four. And in Januarytwenty twenty three, Paramount Plus gave a
straight to series order for a liveaction Dungeons and Dragon show Now in May
twenty twenty four. They're like nawdog, so has Bro, which has

(53:52):
the rights and is trying to builda Dungeons in Dragons type universe is going
to be shopping and around. I'mraving for more nerd stuff. Check out
a nerd not podcast at The WoodyShow dot com. Nerds a show.
Come on you guys, awake up, take come on, take your dubs

(54:13):
pay, Come on you guys,wake up. This is the Woody Show.
A couple of things. First,I was asking the question, you
know, since President Trump was foundguilty in a hush money trial. If
he does win the presidency in November, could he pardon himself? And it
turns out that the president can onlypardon someone convicted of a federal crime,

(54:37):
but he was convicted of a statecrime. If he can't part of himself,
he would have to get the governorin this case of the governor of
New York. What's that ain't happeningto pardon him. Look, if he
doesn't, if he doesn't go tojail, it's not going to matter because
it could be probation and community service. But I wonder, so would community

(54:58):
service? Would being the pres didn'tcount as community service because you're serving?
Would there be some would there besome loophole there? I don't think you
know, I don't. I don'tknow, and nor do I care.
I really don't care. And thensee, speaking of kids, there was
this kindergarten graduation and they had thekids come up and get their little certificate

(55:22):
and then the deals they were goingto step up to the microphone where they
would tell the audience about what theywanted to be when they grow up.
Durable. It's very cute. Sothis little girl she gets up there and
and here's what she said. II want to be pregnant and she just

(55:54):
walks off join the rest of herclassmates and stuff. Good luck. That
was a gasp in the auditorium.I want to be This other kid got

(56:15):
up there and he goes, well, he didn't he didn't say he didn't
want to go to the microphone.They're like, oh, Greg Gory when
he grows up, he wants towork at a gas station. The audience
was art because I think about whatyou wanted to be when you were I
wanted to work at a gas station. Dream. I wanted to be an
oceanographer. Josh Costill super cool.Anybody got any cool weekend plans? Anything

(56:40):
exciting on the schedule, dude,So I might meet jose Canseco this week?
A dream for what and how it? Uh? Well, Palm Springs
is having like this card show,and you know, people that we work
with are like working with people thatare putting on the card show. And

(57:00):
they asked me if I would wantto go, and they said jose Canseco
was there, and I was like, yes, wear lose pants. Yeah.
Like if you would have said,is jose Canseco is still alive?
I would have had to think aboutit. No, yeah, not jose
Can. That was that had beenone of those people I've been like,

(57:22):
didn't something happen to him? Iwould think maybe he fell into drugs.
No, no, you yeah,steroids, you know, he ate his
herd or something. I mean thebad thing that happened to him. He
was like cleaning his gun and heblew off one of his fingers. No,
so that'd be kind of interesting.One of the brothers with Mark McGuire,
Mark McGuire, all that kind ofstuff. Yeah, yeah, so

(57:45):
all right, cool, you know, that's pretty cool. We also say
fun plans to a housewarming party,so that'll be nice. That's my big
plan, my one big plan.Nice. Greg does one of two things,
like a housewarming party or someone's comingover to his house. That yeah,
yeah, it's all about houses,you know. Yeah. Yeah,

(58:06):
how about you. My parents arecoming in, Oh yeah, right,
and you said you were going todinner because your son's for graduation. Yeah,
well he's graduating from junior high anduh yeah, so that's what they're
coming in for for his graduation.But it's also his birthday next month,
so it's like a combination like birthdaydinner, graduation dinner plus my parents weren't

(58:27):
around for my wife's birthday, sothey wanted they wanted to do something for
that. What are we talking about, So you know we're gonna have to
go somewhere you know with cloth napkins. I'm sure, yeah, yeah,
yeah, somewhere Some were nice becausethat's kind of stuff that my my mom
would insist on. That's the differencebetween my mom and my dad. It's
amazing. I'm here. I don'tknow how these people ever were together.
They could not be more different people. Is your dad's favorite place Texas Roadhouse?

(58:52):
Loves Texas Roadhouse. If that's thething, we would end up going,
like maybe Texas Roadhouse, but mymom would insist, I'm sure that
we go to like, you know, some kind of yeah, fine dining,
you know, chop house, thecloth napkin place, multiple four ote,
some place, probably someplace that offersa seafood tower. Yeah, do
that. What you guys got goingon for the weekend? Hit us up

(59:13):
on the text over to two tonine eight seven Friday check ins. Just
make sure you include your name.You tell us what part of town you're
in listening to the Woody Show thisweekend? Anything exciting at going on or
maybe someone or something you'd like tohave just mentioned with your Friday check in.
And this is a bitch. WoodHe's a bitch, Greig's a vision,
Sammy's a bitch. And therefore,until further notice, they are all

(59:34):
banned for future. I hate theway that you walk, the way that
you talk, I hate the waythat you dress. I hate the way
that you sneak this. If Ichesch flight, it's gonna beat up rat
the Woody Show, And we areinto another new hour of insensitivity training,
free politically correct World on a Fridaymorning, May thirty first, twenty twenty
four. Gangs all here, Woody, Ravy, Greg Menace, Sea Bass,

(59:59):
Sammy, Hello, Port, CarolineMorgan Vaughan. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody,you can't hitting some of the text over
to two two nine eight seven comingup for you this hour, Menus.
You want to explain this lyrics andthe fly thing that you want to do.
Yeah, so this has the potentialmaybe being the worst segment we've ever
done in The Woody Show. Iagreed, it's got me a little nervous.

(01:00:21):
I'm yeah, super nervous. Butface your fears. Everybody, So
lyrics on the fly. I've beenseeing some interviews with Billie Eilish lately and
she talks about how she does lyricson the fly. They beat displays and
then she starts coming up with lyricsand you know this freestyling though, Yeah,
kind of like freestyle but not rapping, and uh with actual songs.

(01:00:42):
Yeah, with actual songs. Andyou know you kind of do that when
you're in the car and you're listeningto a song and you change the lyrics
to be funnier. I know,at least we do that. We rip
slip the hits. Yeah, yeah, right right, but we haven't put
any actual lyrics behind it. Ohyeah yeah. And then so I have
some rappers when they're freestyle and sometimesthey get yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

(01:01:04):
yeah, and then they get intoit. Okay, I get like the
feel for it. So do wehave to jump in like right away or
can we Yeah? You got it, and then you definitely got to feel
it out first. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do that now
or do you want to No?No, I want to prepare myself.
No, I don't know what toexpect. Yeah, So that's kind of
the idea about it because then Ialso have some other examples of people doing

(01:01:27):
that. But he's right, like, this has the potential probably be one
of the most awkward. Yeah,the worst segments we've ever done. So
my plan is I'm going to dowhat managers do. I'm going to build,
then potentially burn, and then atthe end of the hour we can
build again just in case. Orit's going to be build build buildings out

(01:01:49):
and it's awesome. It'll be build, build, build, Yes, so
much building. Yeah, but that'show managers do. Look. Hey,
first of all, I just wantto say a great job on the TPS
reports this week, but I didwant to talk to you about blah blah
blah blah. That's the burn.You don't end the meeting there, you
have to end on another build.Also, just one of that also mentioned
to you that there's an opportunity foryou, but you know, let's let's

(01:02:13):
let's get through this week. Andso you leave them feeling kind of optimistic
and oh cool, that's what managersdo. Build burn, build. Now
we worked with plenty of people thatwas just burn, burn burn. Yeah,
you never where's the build, can'tdo it? Yeah, So again,
start the hour with the build andhere we go. Oh yeah,

(01:02:40):
start with a little woody show foodnews because that never goes wrongs. And
I'm sure you might have seen somethingabout it. But it's finally happening.
The Big Cheese It Tostada and theBig Cheese It crunch Rap is coming to
your local taco bell. The Bigcheese It Toastata. It's a massive cheese

(01:03:01):
it square. I mean it's big. Yeah, it looks like the size
of like a like an old likecompact disc case. It's huge, I
argue, maybe even bigger. Topwith seasoned beef, dice, tomatoes,
lettuce, shreaded cheese, and reducefat sour cream. Meanwhile, the Big
cheese It crunch Rap is made withseasoned beef, nacho cheese, sauce,

(01:03:22):
lettuce, dice, tomatoes, andreduced fat sour cream. The toastata shell
in the center of the crunch rapis replaced with you guessed it, Just
this giant cheese It. Yes,Big cheese It crunch Rap and Big cheese
At Toastaa will be available nationwide onJune six. Does menace as someone who

(01:03:45):
has stabled this, does the cheeseIt hold its integrity? I don't believe
that it's like overly cheesy if thatmakes any though. It does, yes,
you know, I thought it wouldmight get you know, yeah,
I'm sure you let it sit getsoggy. But huh ooh food news,

(01:04:05):
huh. Subway just announced the triumphantreturn of their foot long cookie. Oh
sweet. I didn't realize to seecame back with the pretzel one. I
thought it's been there. I thoughtit was there as well, but it
was pulled from many locations less thantwo weeks after its big January debut.

(01:04:26):
Why why? Thanks to massive demand? So why would you pull it?
Waked out? Like, bring itback? I don't know why they do
that. It's real pop, it'spopular. Yanked had a rotation hate especially
you launched these things getting people togo to your place. Yes, the
attempts right, and then it workedstupid. But here we have a foot

(01:04:47):
long pretzel instead. Yeah yeah,and the foot long churro, which pretty
much as are at least a footlong. Yeah yeah that sounds small.
Actually what you show food news?Oh, food news. You know,
it's not every day we get newsabout tick tacks, tacks, the little
mints, those little clear boxes.I was addicted to the orange ones.

(01:05:08):
When I was a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, Well, they just
announced that starting in September, there'sgonna be a new version that will have
a chewy inside, like the chewyinside then the normal crunchy exterior. They're
gonna be sold. They're gonna besold in bags, small bags and pouches,
so not in that small box dispenserthing. And there's gonna be two
varieties, will be fruit and sourflavors, not mint. I don't know

(01:05:31):
if I'm here for it. Soundslike you're super late on this tack.
They're gonna be available at Selex storeslike Walmart, and then also available on
Amazon, and then eventually everywhere elseyou can find tictacks. You'll be able
to find the new Chewy Center Tictas fres. They're bringing back their ranch
flavored chip for a limited time that'llonly be available at Walmart. So Ranch

(01:05:53):
flavored Freedo's, I do love someRanch. That was a limited limited addition
thing. Yeah, apparently went prettywell. And Little Debbie in the news.
They have rolled out a new collectionof summertime treats. New mini red
white and blue donuts, red whiteand blue mini muffins, fun see lemon

(01:06:16):
red white and blue Nutty Buddies,a lemon nutty Buddy. Oh I never
mind, never mind they they okay, there's a okay, I see what
they did here. So they're redwhite and blue mini muffins that are lemon
flavored, lemon flavored mini muffins.All right. Then you got red white
and blue nutty Buddies, red whiteand blue brownies, red white and blue

(01:06:39):
cakes, vanilla flavored, and redwhite and blue chocolate cakes America. Yeah.
Love it. Yeah. Some otherfood news. The nice people at
the Icy company. They have announceda new fruit Loops flavor. Really,
it's going to launch in targets thisand then be available at retailers nationwide.

(01:07:01):
A rep for Icy says Icy andFruit Loops are beloved brands that instantly transport
you to childhood and make everyday momentsspecial, nostalgic, and fun. It
was just a natural fit. Thatsounds really good. I mean, I
agree that Icy brings me back tomy childhood, but I feel like it's
kind of hard to find. Ohyeah, I agree, Well, apparently

(01:07:24):
there are at targets. That soundsreally that's what they're saying. There are
going to be a launching in Targetstores. I do know, like if
you have the Target, you knowsnack bar area, right, you know,
you can get frozen cokes and stuff, so maybe, but icey is
different. I sees the I wonderif that's what you get at the movies,
if it's icy or not? Whichone? Okay? I think icy

(01:07:45):
is the one where has the bearon it. It's got the bear.
But isn't that the one where Ohno, I'm thinking of slush puppies.
Never mind, remember slush puppies.It was like the clear ice stuff and
you put the syrup in it.Right, those were good. I always
had that. I haven't seen forever. When I was a kid, the
icy machines were always at donut chopsreally, like you go to the local
donut shop. Yeah, ice,I feel like bean stores. Yeah,

(01:08:10):
I just feel like the machines wereeverywhere. Yeah, and then some and
where are you at? And finallyChick fil As new sandwich for the summer,
The maple paper paper. The maplepepper bacon sandwich Okay, features a
lemonar marinated grilled chicken filette, mapleflavored brioche, bun, green leaf lettuce,

(01:08:30):
pepper jack cheese candied pepper, bacon, all right, and spicy bread
and butter pickles. Kick the lettuceoff there, that's a perfect sandwich.
That's fine. I mean, thelettuce is not a big deal. Give
it some crunch, Just get agross sounds pretty. Oh. My dad
was telling me. He said,hey, have you tried these new little

(01:08:50):
Caesars puffs? Oh? I've beenshot those out. I want to try
him. He spent. He spentfifteen minutes. Tell me about he's Little
Caesar's puffs. He likes him,he loves them. He said again,
like, how many for like threeninety nine freshmen. Well, Skeezers was
at the top of the list ofthe most value for your They look like

(01:09:13):
cupcakes, so that basically they're pizzalittle pizzas made like a muffin tin.
Okay, So you put the doughin there and then all the fixings and
stuff, and then you bake themthat way, and so they pop out
of the little muffin tins and they'relike little muffin pizzas. I'm not either.
He had them facetiming with him andhe's eating them. Fifteen minutes later.
I knew all about it, andall the story by the way,

(01:09:35):
he went to the one by hishouse. Yeah, and he said,
well, you know, I orderedhim get in there, and I'm,
you know, waiting, and allthese people are walking in fifteen minutes later
and still nothing wove them behind thecounter. I don't know if she's slow
mentally or what. She says,what's your name? I tell her,
Jeff, you gotta spell that forme Jay, yeah, j e f

(01:10:00):
j E yeah f F. Thensome other woman comes in. I'm gonna
need your name, Heidi, canyou spell that for me? H?
Like, so I'm waiting forever,uh huh. Yeah. Then apparently a
lot of people were waiting. Therewas something going on. There was a
situation. Yeah, but apparently it'sthis you know, half of whatever at
the at the front counter that's kindof messing things up. He said,

(01:10:24):
I'm not even kidding. He goeshere comes the manager out of the back,
got one eye. No, sohe got this like halfway at the
register and he got the crazy oneeyed manager that comes out. He's He's
like, no, I'm serious,Jeff. You should have seen his Uh
It's like he's like moving his facearound. It was like all white.
This guy he got everything back ontrack. He was. Anyway, finally

(01:10:47):
get my puffs, and I canfeel on the bottle of the box.
You're not super hot, he goes, But you know already waited this long.
I just want to get the hellout of here. They're really good.
Then he went on to tell mehow delicious, delicious they were,
even luke warm. He was showingme. I mean, they look good.
Are they all the same flavor?Or can you like mix it match?
You know you're asking me questions Idon't know the answer to. I

(01:11:10):
told you so much about it.Maybe you've got that well because I knew
what the puffs where. I hadheard about them. Okay, yeah,
but he was going on about howgood they were and what a great deal
they were. I bet all fourthe same. Yeah, the pizza puffs
are bomb and because they're small,the cheese on top is baked, crispy
all the way around. Oh yeah, I'm looking at yeah, yeah,

(01:11:33):
I know what. I think Imight get that for lunch. All the
puffs you got the skees at Menacewhere the puffs at? Oh yeah,
I'm gonna puff out. You canmake it a meal too. You can
get a soadie. Hell Yeah,let's puff, let's go. Yeah,

(01:11:55):
I want the world to know.There's there's a suggestion for my old man.
Yeah, I get the puffs.We're gonna take a break. That
was a good build, right,Yeah, We're gonna take a break and
come back, and it's gonna trythis lyrics on the fly thing. Yeah,
potential audio dumpster fire. But youknow, you know, we won't

(01:12:15):
know if we don't try exactly right, you guys, try new things,
keep it fresh. We're doing iton the fly right now, puffing now.
I want the world to know.I want them. Oh see,
we knew the melody. That's mything because the music that we're using aren't
songs that were from the melodies thatwere not familiar with it. They're all

(01:12:36):
hit melodies. They are change thatup, I know some of them.
Yeah, because originally you were sayingthat they were just gonna be like just
random people were saying in the room. I was like, no, I
always knew that I was gonna uselike familiar these are all platinum instrumentals.
Okay, yeah, that's next.Menace lyrics on the fly after the break

(01:12:56):
here on the Woody Show, Idon't know and predict the future, but
maybe it'll be something like the WoodyShow back in the bed show. Okay,

(01:13:17):
can we do what the artists do? No, yeah, this is
Men's question. Yes, this isMENACE's thing. It's a challenge again,
potential to be the worst segment everon the show. Every segment has that
potential. Yeah, We've just neverbeen less confident going into it. I

(01:13:39):
think. Yeah, Now, I'mright there with you, and I'm not
fully getting Yeah I do. Okay, I do have some examples. I
mean, can we see this.Scuse me, I'm gonna give you.
I'm going to give you an outon this too. If you feel that
it's that terrible while we're doing youcan hit the buzzer and then like we
can move on to the next person. But what it is, it's called

(01:14:01):
lyrics on the fly. Now Ifirst saw this. Actually there's a guy
in the music industry. His nameis poo Bear, and he works with
a lot of pop artists and whathe does is he'll listen to instrumental and
then he'll start singing along and thencome up with lyrics. Now, just
recently, Billie Eilish has been doinginterviews and she talks about the same process.

(01:14:21):
And she was talking to Zane Loweof Apple Music and here's a clip
of her talking about and he isplaying around with this production and I had
the handheld mike improvising. They're like, and that's when you found me.
I was waiting in the garden.He told me he was serious, very
serious. It's like just just cameright out. I had no idea.

(01:14:43):
And then I immediately was like,oh, been up the door? Can
you open up the door? AndPhineas was like, oh, been up
the door. The door was ahuge win. So okay, that's coming
up with random stuff. Now.I also heard this before with the singer
and like the demo tape is outthere on the internet. And she wrote
the song Diamonds for Rihanna like adiamond and so yeah, showing bright.

(01:15:13):
So she has a recording of herlike recording it on her phone and listening
to, uh, just the musicof the song and then coming up with
the lyrics. So here here's thisis what that sounds. Yeah, you
don't know what you will be likea diamond and like like like a diamond

(01:15:38):
guy? All right, yeah I'masking yeah yeah, yeah, so obviously,
yeah, we we heard what thatbecame to be huge. Yeah,
I mean there's a big song lettersand let's guy starts Stoom Do, Scooby

(01:16:06):
Doo beat Scooby Doo and Red flintStone Doo. Now can we do that?
I just didn't. Yeah, seeScooby Doo Flintstone too. So I
pulled a bunch of instrumental instrumentals ofplatinum songs. Okay, do you want
me to try? Yeah, there'sany of them, get to pick anyone.

(01:16:29):
There's a Yeah, there's a bunchif you're not feeling to move on
to the next one, got thecold plate clocks one Republic Apologize? Oh
yeah, I know that's I don'twhat can you just play relate to apologize?
I'm too late, too late?Cho Yeah, Britney spears, give

(01:16:57):
me more. I don't know ifI know one? No, I mean
like baby one more time? Yeah, that's Britney bitch. Who's hardy?
Who's hardy? Okay, I'll knowthat one. Okay, ol City Fireflies
your favorite rave love it? Yeah? Slow, I'm kind of my god,

(01:17:28):
I've lost my point in the songtoo, don't your eyes if second
and Fireflies, Stamp Scammy, NipSlipping Rip and drip, don't don't forget
to drip, just getting area.And then it's Christina Aguilera beautiful. Oh

(01:17:57):
I hate this goddamn song. Ilove it right. This is a crier
and a crier, all right,it's so good. And we all know
Coldplay clocks. We'll see if Ican see if I can come up with
something for Coldplay clocks. This isuh MENACE's lyrics on the fly. It's

(01:18:18):
got a pretty pretty long intro inthis, but I need to hear it
now so I know we're to comein. And you love Chris Martin because
I've heard this song plenty of times. Okay, here we go. I'm

(01:18:38):
so fat and I can't be saved. I'll try to just take We'll go
again out here. Exercise in oneday a year, can't seem to reduce
my reading, have stacks like togo, can't stop something little with the

(01:18:59):
old goals and cookies yeah from Costcoin the buckets. Yeah, okay,
what do you want? All right? All right? All right, we

(01:19:24):
get yeah, okay, it's likeyou don't want to normal. When I'm
it's usually goes sexual. Like mywife can tell you. I've ruined so
many songs for her, all aboutblow jobs and handies. Yeah, you
know where I'm gonna put loads,you know, dude, you're Hyland?
All right? Who wants to gonext? Lyrics on the fly picture song?

(01:19:45):
Let's try? I want to let'sgo back to Christina Christina Aguilera.
All right, Greg, are youready? Absolutely not. I don't even
know what he's ready? But no, I mean I think it has to
build, so let's just start itand uh you I want them? Okay,
how does it start? I thinkit starts here? You go?

(01:20:20):
Two one. Her name is Ravy. She is so lucky. She can't
relate to common people. Not all. She has a gardener and a home

(01:20:40):
messus. She gets rubbed while hermaid cleans the hat. I hate rhyming
because she's lucky in every single way. She doesn't know what it's like to
be a common person. It wasgood, God you're doing. I want

(01:21:06):
to enquiry. It's not like,yeah, I hope it's not a sunny
day. That's that's impossible. Allright? Who's next? Raby? Did
you were the subject to that lastone? Yeah? Fireflies? Fireflies?

(01:21:29):
Yeah? All right, tell mewhere to come in because I'm not sure
because this has a long intro toNo, it's not that bad. I
thought it was pretty long. No, no, no, no, and
then it goes into a couple ofthings where there's a couple of right,
no, no, three two one. I love you talking groom, your

(01:22:00):
happy face, I watch your tattoo. One bos face. I want to
what. I want to hang outand watch TV and then invite you to
my eye list. Let's practice likesamer skins, eat some cookies into other
stuff. The man, I'm sodamn it can't be containment. I'm showing

(01:22:47):
about your pat That was good,all right, this is your bed.
You get to go next, ye, come on, man, let's do
I guess Britney Spears. Britney Spearsare the only one I know that I
can't even count on this one.I'm not sure. Okay, yeah,
yeah, yeah, rightdown words,Give me, gim me stacks, Give

(01:23:13):
me stacks, Give me, giveme stacks, Give me, give me
stacks. Where they at, wherethey at? Where you at? Where
you at? Where you at?Burgers? Where you where you at?
Where are you at? Pot dogs? Where are you at? Where you
at? Where you at? Whereare you at? Where are you at?

(01:23:38):
Where where you where you are?My chance? Where you at?
Where are you at? Where youat? You? Yeah? All right,

(01:24:00):
that is I didn't realize it wasthat fast. All right, quick
break. We'll come back next andSammy's gonna give it a try. Ran

(01:24:21):
out of time. Well, Sammy'sturn at the microphone or lyrics on the
fly. Very very positive feedback.I've seen all positive except for one scared
about it. Well, I meanno, I had a lot of fear

(01:24:43):
as well. All right, sowe all had our chance. If you
missed, it'll be on the podcast, and now we're going to turn it
over. Quite possibly, is theworst singer we've ever had working on the
show. Yeah, and he didn'tput a country kicker in here. Yeah.
It's also really unfortunate that the onlysong I know on the list is
Christina aguilar a beautiful because I wantto have a good voice to sing that.

(01:25:04):
But I have to go with it, all right, that's the one
you're gonna go with, all right, So Sammy has to make up the
lyrics on the fly. She knowsthe melody because she said she knows the
song. I know, yeah,but Gregor are gonna give her the booze
that you gave her that you gaveRaby right there. Two one. We're

(01:25:39):
the Woody Show on almost every day, at least on the podcast. We're
the Woody Show talking food and nerdsand red eggs on your Rady Show.

(01:26:09):
And your text can't bring us down. Yeah, in the what do you
show? Where haven't you spoken word? That is the voice of an angel?
Okay? Your voice is like acombination of Fergie and Jesus. Right?

(01:26:30):
Really good? All right, Wellthere's there's Sammy everybody year ago?
Yeah? More what he shows?Next? More? Next, baby show?
Next, why my tasting hots on? Brady's getting high at work?
Welcome all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody Show.

(01:26:55):
We're psyched. Hell yeah, we'repsyched. Let's let's go. Yeah.
Yeah. Uh my mom and stepdadare in town this weekend. It's
nice family time just for the weekend. Uh no, because my son has
his graduation next week. Whoa fromeighth grade? Grade I am, So

(01:27:16):
it's a big deal. So theycame in for that. Yeah, yeah,
for the graduation special dinner. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go to
like some kind of I'm not notlike on the day of the graduation because
it's like at night and you gotto work the next day, you know,
yeah, true week. Yeah,it's all right, it's cool,
it's all right. Graduate a lotnow. I graduated once. Well,

(01:27:40):
no, there was we had awe had one ceremony entire school experience because
everybody from the entire town. Yeah, like was in one one room,
going to the same school. Iwent to nursery school, I went to
kindergarten. You just went, youwent to the next building. Yeah,
but you guys didn't have it.You guys didn't have a junior high.

(01:28:00):
I did have a junior high,but we did when I went. They
didn't do a ceremony like after juniorhigh before you went to high school.
We did. We did eighth gradegraduation. This is weird. I had
a sixth grade graduation, but noteighth grade. That is weird. That
is weird. Yeah, we dideighth and then we did it. That
was it. That was the onlyones I had. Nowadays they do they
were just like, well now they'recalled promotion ceremonies. Yeah, dumb,

(01:28:25):
dumb. Yeah, don't I don'tmind the going into high school one because
you're you're leaving pretty big it's good. Like I understand that one more than
I understand like leaving elementary school forjunior high or middle school, whatever you
call it. Right, that thatone I understand some more. But I
was so pissed when lender guarding graduation. I mean, come on, So
when they changed the name of myschool to a middle school instead of junior

(01:28:47):
high, I was so mad.Junior high sounds so much cooler, cooler
middle school. Ravey's got nerd nowcoming up here in just a couple of
minutes, we'll find out what's happeningin the world nerds. Also of the
holidays here in a minute. Aparamore, by the way, is calling
for a complete ceasefire in Gaza.So that should do it, everybody.

(01:29:09):
Everybody pack up your war gear.I'm happy it's finally over. The paramore
has finally weighed in. The war'sover. Paramore is calling for a complete
ceasefire. Also Jerry Seinfeld, hesays he misses dominant masculinity. Oh,
we were talking about how we wantto bring back like shaming, right,
you know, because shaming was veryeffective. It really made people rethink some

(01:29:32):
stuff. Yeah, I agree,But yeah, he wants to bring back
what he calls dominant masculinity. Hewas doing this interview on this podcast it's
called Honestly with Barry Weiss. Here'sa clip explaining the dominant masculinity and also
the hierarchy that existed when he wasyoung. When I was in that era,

(01:29:55):
it was JFK, it was MuhammadAli, it was Sean Connery.
I would go sell you know allthe way down. That's a real man.
I want to be like that someday. Well, no, I never
really grew up. You don't wantto as a comedian because it's a childish
pursuit. I miss a dominant masculinity. Yeah, I get the toxic but

(01:30:16):
still I like a real man.Yeah, I mean he wants a real
man. Yeah, but I mean, look, I know, I know
what he's saying. You know,like women always want like strong female role
models look up to, like youknow, dudes want like boys want like
a Muhammad Ali or someone like thatto looked up to. I don't think
there's anything wrong. He's getting likecrapped on a little bit. Yeah.

(01:30:40):
I don't disagree with him, butI'm like, you're Jerry Seinfeld, dude,
You're I mean, you're like alegend in television. Why are you
even doing interviews? Well, becausehe doesn't care, and he doesn't have
to. He could just if hewants to speak his mind talking to people.
I mean the name of the podcastis Honestly with Barry White, So
I mean, you know it's aboutuh, maybe unpopular pay onions or he's
definitely he's definitely been speaking his mind. And again he's got what a billion

(01:31:03):
dollars? What the hell? Andit says, go be a billionaire.
Yeaheah, a billionaire, you cando whatever you want to do. So
apparently this is what he wants out. Rihanna your favorite, Yeah, filthy
rich billion Just her cosmetics company isworth an estimated two point eight billion dollars
according to Forbes, and now she'staking those products to China, so here

(01:31:27):
comes another five billion dollars or whateverthat are. Yeah. What are the
hottest summer concerts based on the highestticket price? It looks like Olivia Rodrigo
will be the big one this summer, tickets averaging nine hundred and sixty three
dollars for Olivia Rodrigod. Yeah,that's followed by Bruno Mars, Morgan wallin

(01:31:47):
Pearl Jam Noah Khan, who ispaying this price? They say, no,
Noahkan four hundred and sixty two dollars. Get the f out of here.
God, are people going to paythat? Because we've been hearing about
tours getting canceled because they can't selltickets. Yeah, they're very confident.
These are all people that are sellingtickets. Yeah. Well, Olivia Rodrigo

(01:32:09):
for sure. Yeah. Well,I'm saying all these this is based on
the highest ticket price. These are, you know, so like the Rolling
Stones price four hundred and thirty dollars. No accon Stones cheaper. Yeah.
Well, probably because they're playing biggervenues. Yeah, yeah, anas,
you know. But yeah, justa couple of quick holidays for you.
Today it's a National Macaroon Day.Either love macaroons or you Yeah, I'm

(01:32:30):
a lover of rooms. It's AutonomousVehicle Day. It's also National Savior Hearing
Day, Greg Gory, what's thatright? Yeah, and it's also this
something that Greg will be in favorof its National Speak and Complete Sentences Day.
Oh that's a good idea. Weshould try that as a society.
Oh toats. Getting the Wood Showpresents Nerd Notes with our special Nerd corresponding

(01:32:55):
gravy. All Right, what's happeningin the world of nerds? Well,
I jeered people this week we didcheers and jeers, and I jeered that
people didn't go to the box officeto see Furiosa because it's awesome, But
in all honesty, it was abig, fat failed only taking in thirty
two million dollars over Memorial Day weekend. It was tragging for eighty So I

(01:33:16):
don't know what offen like maybe sobecause of that, Warner Brothers pumping the
brakes on the planned next movie inthe Mad Max saga was going to be
Mad Max Wasteland, which is somethingwriter director George Miller has been working on
for years. Some people are tryingto suggest that just too much time passed

(01:33:38):
between Mad Max, Fury Road andthen Furiosa, because Fury Road came out
in twenty fifteen, and like thatwas a huge success and won six Oscars,
Like people really really liked that movie, So that's kind of what they're
chalking it up to. Now.One of my favorite shows on Netflix,
The Umbrella Academy, finally has adate for its final season. They released

(01:33:59):
the trailer this week. The show'scoming back on August eighth. Now,
Season three wrapped up June of twentytwenty two, so it's been a minute.
So if you forget where we leftoff in the timeline, the Hargreaves
siblings have lost all of their powersand it's up to them to figure everything
out and come together as a family. And Hollywood still trying to get blood

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from the stone. That is theExorcist. Nice I know, right,
We had The Exorcist Believer in twentytwenty three. You could see that on
peacocks Hell is Stupid Kids. Yeah, so that was part of a planned
Exorcist trilogy that's not happening now becauseof the response to Believer. But now

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here comes Blumhouse and they've hired writerdirector Mike Flanagan. He did that sequel
to The Shining Doctor Sleep oh right, and a couple of other horror movies,
and he's now in charge of rebootingThe Exorcist. The press release says
this is an all new Exorcist story, not part of the Exorcist Believer.
Lanagan says, the Exorcist is oneof the reasons I became a filmmaker,
and it's an honor to have achance to try something fresh, bold and

(01:35:05):
terrifying within its universe. They alsodo that Exorcist TV show with uh oh
that's right. What's her name,Gina Davis. Yes, it just disappeared.
Yeah, where's it that be vanished? Yeah, well because it sucked.
I kind of liked that. Yeah, nothing's been good since The O
g honestly true, that's one ofthose movies that you should have just left

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alone, I think. But Hollywoodno original ideas, only reboots and remaker.
I'm Ramian. For more nerds stuff, check out the nerd Nod podcast
at the Woody show dot com.All right, thank you very much,
Raymils, you got it, dog. It is time for your birthdays and
your Corno birthday. Go show.It's shivery. We're gonna it's shivery.

(01:35:49):
We're gonna sit theg it's shivery,and you know you don't get And of
course you're starting with the celebrities.Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood, who's ninety
four years old ago he's out here. Yeah, Leah Thompson, Lorraine back
to the future. It's got tomeet her at Burt Kreischer's movie premiere that

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we hosted. Oh yeah, yeah, that was super cool. Lea Thompson's
sixty three today. Let's see whoelse do we got here that you might
like? How about Darryl McDaniel's dmcof run dmc rip. Yeah, he's
sixty years old today. He gotColin Farrell who is forty eight. Brooke
Shields is fifty nine. You've gotsee Joe Namath, the Hall of Fame

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quarterback. He's eighty one years oldtoday. Susie Esmond, who's Jeff's wife.
Susie on Kirby Enthusiasm. She isguess how old today? Greg,
I'm like, say, six sixtynine, sixty nine years old. You
got Phil Keegan, the guy whohas the amazing race, who's fifty seven.

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Chris Elliott, star of the oldFox sitcom Get Alive. He's been
in a bunch of stuff, sixtyfour years old today. And Tom Barring
is seventy five platoon a major leagueand I mean he's been in a billion
thing. Yeah, and then yourParno birthday today is Carl Parker and today's
birthday girl. She has rode morehogs than the Hell's Angels. She's been

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in two hundred and eighty fine films, including Ben Dover's Busty Babes USA.
She was in Big Toy Story Volumeone. I can't believe I took the
whole thing. Volume twelve Supersize MyBoobs. Also shower Head Mischief, Thanks
for the Mammaries three and you guyswho can forget her unforgett a role and

(01:37:36):
Carly takes two dongs, including aLouisville slugger. Oh wow, wow,
I don't know. Wow. Thatis a Carl Parker who is thirty nine
years old today. And that isyour Parno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Friday Morning.Look what's happening in the world of nerds
with your nerd Now Report. We'regonna take a quick break, get some

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more when he show for you nexthang on, be right back. Buila
wouldn't approve the show. Well,that's gonna do it for this hour.
That'll do it for today's show.In fact, that's gonna do it for
the entire week. Nice little fourday week coming back after the holiday weekend.
That wasn't too bad. It's prettygood. Yeah. So Friday Morning

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in the Books podcast on the woodieshowdot Com. Friday Fail Stories, d
y q our Woodie Show Employee ofthe Month, we announced who was the
big winner today, Raby's nerding Outand a whole bunch more waiting for you
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is the number there. Other thanthat we will see it back here.
Bright No, I let'na say brightdark and early marry dark Monday morning.
Keep it a short and sweet RabyMenace, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything
else you'd like to add, Yeah, gory parting words of wisdom please,
Yeah, just an idea for afun game at family gatherings. See how
drunk you can get without other peoplenoticing. I've played it many times.

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That's that's fun and I recommend it. Yeah, it is fun. So
your family finds you hiding somewhere andyou've peed yourself, right, there's a
bottle on the ground, right,and you're on the dog bed. That's
right. Yeah, then maybe alittle bit more embarrassing than fun. Yeah.
Hey, if you find yourself inthat position, leave us that after
hours voicemail. Definitely drunktyle voicemails ThisWeekend eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,

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thank you very much, Greg GoryDowett, thank you so much for
giving the show some of your valuabletime this week. You know we all
would appreciate you for that. Therest of you guys can suck it.
We catch you back here on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. SMD
Doublem Bye, great Friday. Youmother,