The Woody Show November 26th 2024 Podcast

Interview Roulette, News Headlines, Gina's Grad School and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Allen, this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is
now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is November the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. Hello
and good morning, Welcome. We are the Woody Show. Hi,
my name is whatddy. That's Creig Gory. Hi, what we
got Menace?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Gina grad your morning to you. There's mister Sebastian, Good morning,
Sea bass Uh. There is our friend Samantha good morning,
Yeah morning. Yeah. She used to be like I would,
just kind of she hates it. You don't really like No,
that's the full name.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't go Samantha ever.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
But is there like a reason for it, Like you
don't like the way it sounds, or was there somebody
who called you Samantha.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, it just always felt very always Sammy, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Sam or Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Samantha's very formal.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
You don't look like a Samantha.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I mean I like my full name.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I like Samantha Ashley, like together, I really like it.
But I've just never been called that, So that's why
it's weird for me.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, all right, and awed to call her sam No,
she said, I remember when we first met her.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
She she goes, well, you know I go by Sammy
and my friends call me Sam. So like we're calling
you Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I guess right, yeah, She's like yeah Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, she goes, yeah, you can call me Sammy. Yeah. Anyway,
we got bored. We got Caroline Morgan's here, our socio producer,
von our video producer. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You can hit us up with the text over to
to nine eight seven. I mean Sea Bass uses a
different name and well it's you know Garrett.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes, his actual name. I would have like name. I
would have been called Garrett. Uh except for a college
because my first name is Sebastian. I didn't want to
have to explain to every professor five, you know, fifteen
times a year now actually go by my middle name, right,
So I just.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh wait, so okay, you went by it was which
is which? Sebastian is his legal name, but he went
by Garrett.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So it's the idle name.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Because you know, when you see someone they have a name, like, oh,
you don't look like that. You actually also look like
a Garrett sweet.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, did you still prefer that? Yeah, you have people
that call you Garrett. It throws me off. Now, wait,
so which is.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Your actual first name? I thought it was Garrett as well.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, so like any of your family or does anybody
still call you Garrett?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
All my family does?

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You dog?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's it throws me off, like like, oh yeah, that's
my name?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, like what oh me?

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So we were talking about during the cheers and jeers
about how you know, Sea Bass was taking his what's
that saw called the grinder?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It has a metal cutting saw saw, a metal cutting
discs technically because there.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Was a sign, signs, bikes, all kinds of stuff like
around his neighborhood that it was just sitting there, yes,
locked up, nobody touched it.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It took a big like two foot by four foot,
but you have to like pay to get printed, you know,
big business have an a frame and just said I'm
going to chain this to the light pole forever and
I don't care if the rest of you have to
pay for advertising. I don't, so screw you.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
So Sea Bass cut the bike chain with this saw,
brought it to work and threw it away here.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah hell yeah dog.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, there was somebody in Colorado who put up at
least five homemade traffic signs. Things that said like get
off your damn phone and slow the f down not sensor,
oh wow, okay, others that said don't kill any kids today,
and this other one said slow.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Down a hole.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Now when I say homemade, they're not scrawled on a
piece of card where these things look like official street signs.
Who and they're mounted onto those like real speed limit
sign posts. Oh yeah, like the big solid metal ones.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Here, let me show you the look a look at
these signs. I mean those are oh those are professional.
This guy did a really good job. Now that being said,
it's ok, it's the laws. You know, I'm sure to
post stuff on you know. Was the stops he'll put
down don't killy kids?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Looks official?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah? Looks really. Yeah. Here's one that says slow the
f down. Ever time.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Here's the thing is, anytime I'm in a neighborhood and
they have those little like the little green turtles that
people put out of kids play here like, oh, like,
don't lecture me.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I doing just fine. Do you run those over? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I swear to hit them because I don't speed through neighborhoods.
So I'm like, yeah, you don't have to tell me.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
What to do.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, you know who doesn't like this, You know, he's
not a fan the cops, the cities and the process,
and we're moving the signs and the police are looking
for the person or persons responsible. They say, if caught,
they're gonna be charge to a criminal trespassing and tampering.
And they released a statement saying that there are other
means for safety vigilantes like this, such as to alert

(05:10):
them to problem drivers.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
He's going to be charged with making the neighborhood safer. Yeah,
that's the thing that happened to us. We so on
our corner, we have a stop sign outside my mom's
my mom's using Dancy's house. He and we had they
had vines, like vines growing on it. So the city
came in and instead of like asking us to clear
the vines, which we would have done or just whatever,
they just cut the streets on in half, the whole

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thing out.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, and it came back.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
And put it like the government is very inefficient with
these sort of things.

Speaker 9 (05:35):
Dumb.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey, by the way, did you uh you really truly
hurt yourself this morning, like you know, getting packed.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Up like through my hip out you did?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Because are you? Are you legitimately injured?

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I mean my my the left the left part of
my hip hurts.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Did she tell you what she did? Greg?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I know you guys are like, you know, we're chatting
up in the morning.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
And no, I tried to, you know, my husband's still sleeping,
and so I tried to like sneak out like really
like carefully and quietly this morning, like little Ninja style
in the dark. And there was a ziplock like a
like an empty ziplock baggi on the floor.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
I just slipped and just.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ate it so hard.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I grabbed like I grabbed something on my dresser, pulled
the rawer like what happened? All guts Like yeah, I'm
just go back to No no for real, like is
somebody breaking in is.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like no, no, no anything, It's just me getting up
for work.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. My legs like backwards like in
a cartoon. I'm like doing like a like the half
splits it hurts so bad, and my husband was awake.
It was a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
My first question, Greg, is what was the plastic bag
doing on the floor?

Speaker 10 (06:40):
Hell to avoid this, I know, and this is fine.
I am being honest because I trust me.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I thought about changing the story, but no, it was
an empty ziplock bag. That well, Greg's I'm digging myself
a hole right now. It's worse than that it fell
out of. I don't want to. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (07:05):
Oh, I can guess what. It fell out of a
bag that you didn't unpack. It from a trip that
you took a month ago, our little.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Trip to our party. How many weeks ago is that was?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
That was like three weeks ago?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
At least at least at least you know what.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I know, and he has deserved I know, and you
I know you have one other friend that has kept
a suitcase on like unpacked like a year. I think
I can do better. I'm going to really work the.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Things in your suitcase.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I don't understand such a pain.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
How much stuff did you have that suitcase? Because you're
not don't have a lot. Are you a light packer?
Heavy packer?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
For overnight? It was like nothing, but I had I
brought you know, like you do, like a little ziplock
for toiletries, and I just threw it in there and
I ate it.

Speaker 11 (07:53):
It somehow fell out of the bag, ended up on
the floor, and then you walked by it and never picked.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
I learn my lesson. I should be in traction right now.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
This is what you call karma you deserve.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I'm not debating that.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like I don't even leave my bag down at the
bottom of the steps, like I'll go put my stuff
down on the counter, like my keys, things like that.
I'll say, how to my wife, my kids, pet the dog,
and I go. I'll be down on a couple of minutes,
and I take my bag right upstairs, open it all up,
take everything out, and just put it away. It takes
less than five minutes. Okay, that unpacking is so much
easier than.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, fine, but cuckoo bird Greg over here says, no
matter how bad he has to pee, he will put
everything in his suitcase.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Away in reverse.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I could have a diarrhea and I'm unpacking first.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I don't understand that, because how can you relax?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I know, that's when I get it done.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'll put the dirty clothes in the in the hamper
and if the hammer has enough in there, I'll bring
it right downstairs put in the wash. Like, stuff's in
the wash within ten minutes of me getting home.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Do you work there?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What do you what?

Speaker 9 (08:56):
It's like?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
You're like, are you also housekeeping?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I just want to be fish and I want myself
to be clean. Somebody, Yeah, yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're crazy though, right Greg? Yeah? If you're clean and
like things in order, you have a disorder, you're the
crazy one. You're insane. I can give you one here.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I recently put away my laundry basket, like folded it
up and put it away. I found out I wasn't
using it because all my stuff is going directly in
the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Whoa wow.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
So you even skip the whole part of putting it
in a laundry basket or a laundry bag.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I never used it because it's in the closet. Take
I never used this thing anymore.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Separate colors.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
This is the sixties. You don't.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You're the only person I know who does that? Do it?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
You do?

Speaker 6 (09:38):
I separate everything?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I stop doing it. Sammy's one of those people that
laundry kind of runs. Are live.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Involving door of launch. Get their own load, sheets, get
their own load, towels, d.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Like, we'll wash towels, sure, towels and sheets. Grab like
sheets from our bed sheets from one of the kids
best you know, and throw them in their towels, their towels,
our towels. Everything goes they're bulky dry. Yeah, yeah, and
you know, throw them all in there. But yeah, when
it comes to clothing, everything just goes in there. Boom,
cold wash, you know, and and then just pull out
the stuff that you don't want to.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
But I have a lot.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I also have a lot of like delegates or hand
washed items that also need to be like washed separately
with like colors.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Know, her Christmas sweaters.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yes, it is Christmas sweater, Christmas washed separately?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Do they My wife takes her sweaters to the dry
cleaner and I didn't realize that she did that.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Uh huh. I'm like, that's that's unnecessary. Just wash it
and then lay it out to dry.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Well, no, a little rock.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Some of them it is necessary, some of them it's not.
But the problem is is that it just there's too
many loads to do.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
That's right, so many Yeah, there are high five right,
Craig and how one person does that? So many loads?
I don't loads eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I hope you can walk today.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'm working on recovery.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
I might need a cane.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Two cases laughing at you right now, we got more
Woody Show next.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hang on, Oh great, the costs are here. Okay, sit
tight for a few The Woody Show'll be right back
as soon as that he dies down. Okay, come on, guys,
freaking get down. It's the Witty Show Biology at Irvine Spectrum.
What's up, everybody? It's a menace. I'm gonna be there
December twelfth from three to five pm doing a bunch
of giveaways, and this time we're going big by giving
away a big screen television and so much more. We'll

(11:24):
see you there December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum, Biology, three to
five pms, Funnier thet come in. Yeah, it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Tuesday morning. It's November
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. Woody, Great, good, Marny menace.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
What up.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
There's Gina Greb. Hey, we've got Sammy sea basses here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's
eight seven seven.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Forty four Wooding.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You cannot hit us up with a text over to
two two nine seven. Butterball is getting heat for this
old video that's making rounds all of a sudden. It's
twenty years after the fact, okay, and it's all thanks
to PETA. And it shows a Butterball worker in Arkansas
who sexually assaulted a turkey.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh no, so the investigator video.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, so, the investigator claims the employee shoved his finger
up the turkey's vagina quote for fun. Another worker allegedly
humped a turkey while it was restrained. Now, the video
is from two thousand and six, so, like I said,
almost twenty years ago. A spokesperson for Butterball released a
statement saying that they were the first and they remained
the only turkey company that is American Humane certified and

(12:45):
that they have quote yearly audits that are conducted by
a third party to make sure their facilities comply with
standards of best practice for care of turkeys.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Meanwhile, PETA is using you know, the.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Fact that people were talking about this video again to
emphasize the idea that it's easier than ever to buy
vegan alternatives do not require animals to go through the
tortures of the slaughterhouse.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I mean, they're not wrong.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah, I agree on that, But you don't have to
hump it first. Let it die with some dignity.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
By the way, I'm not sure that you actually like,
you know, humped it or much dry humped it. Yeah,
I don't know simulated honestly, you have not seen the video.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, I mean how are these videos getting Is
it a news report? I'm not understanding.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Probably like some undercover because I know, like Pete will
send people in to shoppers. Yeah, like kind of get
like some hidden video of what's going on inside these places.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Is it's just another dummy like posting it online thinking
it's funny.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, I think this is one of those that everybody.
I don't think people are doing that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Now every year during the holidays they have more than
fifty people. They're at Butterball, whose staff their turkey talk
line heroes to help people cook the perfect bird, and
so they're hotline experts. They've heard it all, but some
inquiries are pretty popular with every year.

Speaker 12 (14:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
The most common questions they get how to thaw turkey? Sure, right,
it's like the number one. You can do it a
couple different ways, in the fridge or in cold water.
Don't use warm water. That's no talk about Thanksgiving food poison.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
That's right, you got to put it in that cold bath.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Also, how to tell if the turkey's done. The answer
is with a meat thermometer, which you know, that's your
best friend. Yeah, one hundred and sixty five degrees is
technically food safe.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
They say. Ideally you want the breast to reach one
hundred and seventy.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
That's what I always say, the thigh to reach.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
One hundred and eighty. And if you have stuffed that turkey,
the stuffing needs to hit one hundred and sixty five degrees.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I used to I don't do that anymore. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Very gooey, right, Just let's sponge up all the stuff
that's on the inside.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Good though, I.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Know it looks cool, like if if the turkey has
the stuff in with the herbs, it looks cool. But
then somebody mentioned that to me, like you have this
raw turkey and you're taking this stuffing and it's acting
like a sponge for all the crap that's on the
inside of this body, and.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Then it's delicious.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
You're also eating the body.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
I mean, all of it's crushed.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
It tastes the same, and they say things like stuff
it in the cavity.

Speaker 11 (15:13):
You're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right, Sammy. The
whole thing if you really can, pretty gross.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Don't overthink it.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And people also like, how to cook it? Do you
want to smoke it? Do you want to fry it?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Burn your house down?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah? Not Yeah, don't do that in your garage. Yeah,
don't do it at all. No.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
We did an interview roulette. If you remember where Menace
called the Butterball hotline, I did. And so the way
the interviewer let works for people who might be new
or to the show who haven't heard this before. So
the questions are all written by everybody else here on staff,
like everybody who works here on the Woody Show, except
for the person who's doing the interview. In this case,
it was Menace, and so Sea Bass will dial up

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the connection and so Menace will be sitting there talking
to this person and Sea bass will just hand them
a question and they have to read it in full
verbatim and then try to make the interview work.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
The interview interview. You'll get your you'll get your chance.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Wait, yeah, the second you see that paper. That's the
first time we're seeing this paper. Yeah, you don't. You
don't see any of the questions ahead of time. You
have to just read it the second you get it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Here's the interview roulette with the Butterball hotline.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Hold on, all right, connection, it's not lying. Hello, there
we go, all right, here we go, Hello, jan Hello,
the Butterball Turkey hotline number. What is that number?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Butter ball?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh you made it pretty easy.

Speaker 13 (16:49):
Yeah, so you don't even need to write it down.
You just just remember it the way one.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Two, three for Wait, is there too many letters and numbers?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Butter ball?

Speaker 13 (17:01):
Yeah, after you hit the second bet, it's connecting.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
So okay. Cool. My wife's nickname for me is Butterball
because I sit around and don't do anything. Do you
have any tips to make sure I don't actually have
to help with anything in the kitchen, like, not just
this Thanksgiving but the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, you can tell what he got to the question
that he had to read, Yeah, do you.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Have any tips to make sure I don't actually have
to help with anything in the kitchen, like not just
this Thanksgiving but the rest of my life.

Speaker 13 (17:40):
I love that question. My husband has loaded the dishwasher
with two bowls facing each other and touching, but that
no water could probably get in between, and I just
don't know how to do it. So he has not
loaded the dishwasher in many years.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's what I'm saying, because you know, if I try
to do something, it's always the wrong way. So just
let her do it.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
You're right, You're right about that.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yep, thank you, thank you. She gets it.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
This is a Menaces interview roulette with the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
The fine folks at Butterball call it stuffing or dressing.
Dressing is like so old timy. It's like, oh, let's
get some dressing and sit in the parlor on a
chair with a Dolly on it.

Speaker 13 (18:33):
I think dressing is a term that's used in the South,
I believe, but we.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Call it stuff the proper way.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
It's like, oh, that had to be a greg question.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
It was, and I've said, Dolly is supposed to be
sitting in the parlor.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Interviewer Question number three for the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I do like, you know again, stuff in my turnkey
in my meat?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Do I do you like what you?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
First of all, I think that was something I read
that was like super inappropriate, and I smell it's all point.
Uh do you like stuffing the turkey inside? I'm sorry?
Hold on, I apologize. Can you hold on one second?

(19:31):
I'm sorry, there's like a flu going around in this area.
I apologize trying or or you can't read? No, no, again,
I read something that was highly inappropriate, so I'm trying
to gather myself. Yeah, here we go. I like this
stuff turkey in my pocket so I can eat it
throughout the day. Would you consider selling turkey meat and

(19:54):
packages small enough to fit in your pocket?

Speaker 13 (19:57):
Well, they have done some little like snack type of
thing things.

Speaker 14 (20:00):
You know.

Speaker 13 (20:01):
I'm not in that department as far as I don't
know what the company's playing.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I to start out billion dollar
ideas right there.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Venice's interview Roulette with the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
All right, I have another question. When I was a kid,
I got sick after my mom's rinsed off my birth
and the water splashed on my face. But after that
she used Clorox wives on our turkey.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
Do you recommend that, No, we don't recommend that cooking
is the only thing that's going to kill any of
the germs. Nothing else is going to do it and
then brush it all with vegetable oil and put it
in the oven.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right? Nicee, Yeah, I think. Yeah, you're much smarter
than my mother.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Question number five. I was hanging out on the corner
the other day and some dude drove by and called
me a jive turkey? What does that mean?

Speaker 13 (21:00):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't either. I'm so trying to find out.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
I don't know if it was a compliment or an insult.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I wonder, I wonder if she ever got that
question there at the Butterball Turkey.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hotline she knew.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Can you give me the actual definition? Is that like
an insult or term of endearment, jive turkey?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
All right? Menace is interview roulette. This woman is being
very nice.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Meanwhile, people are really trying to get some cooking tips
on how to cook their turkey. Question number six.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
My wife and I hope to have a big family
one day. So my wife and I use a turkey
base searcher try to get pregnant one time. Do you
think that's the best method? Gets really uncomfortable. I'm like,
can I just read through this real quickly?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
But I mean, you know he did it, and you
got to hang in there. See, Gina, we're giving you
some These are sweating.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, yeah, we're trying to have a big family, so
we're using this like turkey baster. Is that like a
good idea?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
My wife and I use a turkey base searcher try
to get playing at one time. Do you think that's
the best method?

Speaker 13 (22:04):
Probably not. But I'm not an expert at getting pregnant.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, yeah, I mean you see it in pop culture
all the time. It's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (22:14):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's kind of ridiculous. I wouldn't know. You can hear
the to my interview or that butter Turkey hotline. Dressing
It's just like, oh the da I like to stuff
turkey in my pocket, so like to stuff do the

(22:38):
fine folks at Butterball call it stuffing or dressing. Dressing
is like so old timy. It's like, oh, let's eat
some dressing and sit in the in the parlor on
a chair with a Dolly on it.

Speaker 15 (22:54):
We are answering the call of destiny.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
This is the show, Gina grad she's got your trending
news headlines.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
That's right. Well, the Menendez brothers upcoming resentencing hearing has
been delayed. First of all, they joined a status hearing
yesterday from prison, but there were technical issues, so no video.
They just had to listen over the phone quietly. And
Eric and Lyle had their resentencing hearing set for next month,
but it was pushed from December eleventh to January thirtieth
and thirty first to give incoming DA Nathan Hackman more

(23:28):
time to evaluate the case. So they're gonna have to
cool their heels a little longer.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, let all the hype die down so that they
can say stay in jail, I wish I anyway, which
I support, But do you The funniest part of all
the reports from yesterday I thought was not funny, actually psychopathic,
was the women that were dying to get into the
into the room because it had to be a lottery

(23:52):
to be able to be proud of the yeah of
the gallery, the yeah gallery. Yeah, they were like, I
just want to be part of history, like no weirdo thirsty.
One of them was married.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Oh yeah, I think he's been married more than once.

Speaker 11 (24:06):
And he the older brother, and his wife just got separated. Yeah,
I saw that. Yeah, which isn't that just the base
the baselineated?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
So the question I had to because I saw that,
didn't read much into it. Honestly, I don't really care
much about these the case or these guys like they
did it and so just you're in prison, goodbye. I
don't have any kind of like tie to the story
or like any society.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah. But the thing is, so when did he meet
this chick? Was it after the murders?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Teenagers when they did it, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I thought they were really young, That's what I'm saying,
Like yesterday, like there were women like trying to be
part of the lottery so they can put into the courtroom.
No understand that.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
But with this spouse that he's separated from, right, they
wanted to make sure it was very clear that this
had nothing to do with any kind of quote cheating,
what just want to be Okay, so your husband's in
jail for life. Yeah, let's just call it at this point. Yeah,
that was a sentence. What would it matter if you're
out there, It does not. It's like he's cheating. Maybe

(25:11):
I could cheating in jail.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Gave for this day.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
I think there was a picture of her with a
guy or something.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
So everyone said that she was cheating and she was like, no, no,
we've been separated. So she was trying to clear her
name that she's not achieved.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
They have an open relationship.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Were separated, Yeah, correct.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
You are separated.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Well.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yesterday, a US district judge in Washington, DC dismissed the
charges against Trump that were related to the January sixth riots.
Trump says that he has persevered against all odds and
one against the political hijacking, which he called a low
point in the history of our country and a big
old presidential pardon everybody's favorite President Biden. Pardon two turkeys

(25:52):
yesterday at the White House. That means peach and blossom.
She will not end up on someone's Thanksgiving table this year.
Peach and Blossom both hatched in July. They weigh forty
one and forty pounds, and during his speech, he joked
that Peach lived by the motto keep calm and gobble lot.
They were pardon and will be take them back to

(26:12):
Minnesota to live out the rest of their lives as
agricultural ambassadors at the Farm America.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
That's our motto as well.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
And yeah, that's exactly what office they said.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It was Kennedy right that started the uh.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Macaroni and cheese mash and potatoes, peach and blossom. Well,
forecasters are predicting a big old downpour of rain Thursday
in New York City for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Now they say, yeah, it's probably going to rain throughout
the entire thing.

Speaker 15 (26:44):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The good news is that they don't expect strong winds
to be strong enough to destroy the balloons. A spokesperson
for macy says the parade will take place rain or shine,
and it's going to air on NBC and Peacock eight
thirty am to noon in all time zones.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
That's what go rain to suck.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Because that's a big weather system hit in the West
Coast like yesterday and today, and it's just gonna be
going right across the country as people are all traveling
for Thanksgiving. So by the time it's Thursday and they're
doing the macy Thanksgiving Day Parade, the rain will be
in New York. That's so sad, which you know they
haven't had rain like New York. I forget what the

(27:20):
story was recently. Yeah, the whole Northeast has been super dried,
like a like a big lapse of rain for a while,
and now you're getting rain on a day that you
actually don't want it to rain.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's the way it always works.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Am I the only person who grew up hearing it
called the Macy's Day Parade, not the Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade parade. Maybe it's a Kansas thing.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It was never a thing in my house, Mega Big.
I've never liked parades. I don't like parades either, but
it was always on in our house.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
The little school bands that come through rain.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Rain just sucks thinking about.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
That hard stance to take.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Rain is not the worst? Wind is the worst? Yeah,
when you're a large gentleman, when is the worst jelly?
I mean, I'm a large gentleman, but like being able
to breathe, your clothes get sucked to your body. It's
very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
When does the worst meteorological element. I'll tell you why,
because it makes everything worse. Right, if it's hot, you know,
fine hot with wind wind like that oven, but cold
you can deal whatever. Still sucks. Cold with wind way worse, rain,
rain with wind worse. You add wind to anything, it
makes it worse.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Snow delightful snow with wind, blizzards.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Even beautiful sunny day, beautiful sunny day, but it's windy.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, you can't have anything just sitting on a table.
Wind is the worst.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
You make a really good point, and winter's the worst. Yeah,
it stuck eggs. Egg prices have risen steadily over the
past two years, and a spike in the Avian flew
and holidays he's in probably gonna make that even higher too.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Damn high.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Egg eggs went up thirty point four percent in October.
That's up from last year, and the avian flu has
impacted eight percent of the nation's supply. The even flew,
by the way, killed almost three million birds in Oregon, Utah, Washington.
That's where a lot of our eggs come from. And
just to really put things in perspective, the average cost
of a dozen large white eggs on the wholesale market

(29:25):
was four dollars and twenty three cents as of November fifteenth,
last year two dollars and forty three cents.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Have you ever noticed this? I accidentally bought some brown
eggs just recently, accidentally, Yeah, because I wasn't paying attention
to the cart. And are they harder to crack than
the white eggs? Because I feel like they were? I
don't think so, really, I did? I think they you
know it? On buy those? They even said that they're
all the same, no matter what color. Really, because I

(29:54):
don't know, because I recently again bought some and I
feel like they're harder to crack than the white eggs.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Well, I can't speak to that, but I do have
a very hipster friend that raises chickens in her backyard
and she says that depending on the color of the chicken,
is the color of the egg you get. And I
never noticed, like brown chickens make brown eggs and white?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Is that right? Really?

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Yeah, it was a chicken. Like did you get maybe
more organic ones or something that?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Because I'm straight.

Speaker 15 (30:25):
By organic?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
There, Maybe I'm not spending enough time thinking about eggs
because it seems like a lot of people love talking
about the price of eggs. You see a lot of
all of a sudden that I don't remember any other
time in my adult life.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
It's usually gas.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
On that I totally noticed because one day you walk
into the store and they were like seven or eight
bus That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Ye was that during COVID I believe so or.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Somewhere year's happening too because of the bird flew last
year and it was affecting all the bakeries and everything,
because yeah, I went up so high.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
But then another one I've never thought about, like are
so what would you know? Where do the brown eggs
come from compared to the white eggs?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So they can don't know, And then they have that
bluish eggs.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Exit from the bluesh egg right, where's the check? Yes,
the little mini quail eggs. Well, finally, I think you
mentioned this menace. Did you guys have issues with your
Microsoft Outlook yesterday?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah? It was all messed up.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
You are not alone. Thousands of people who use Microsoft
three sixty five worldwide had issues with services like Outlook
and teams. It caused issues for people checking their emails
and their calendars. Oh maybe that's why we didn't get
your calendar update.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, I had a different and it was on there
for a.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Week, and other Microsoft three sixty five apps like PowerPoint.
Microsoft says the issue is uh it issued a fix
on Monday, and they're still expecting it to take a
little longer to get back up and running. But it's
not just you. It's a bunch of people, and that's
what's going on. Whenning.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Thank you very much, GINI grad phones are open at
eight seven seven four. You can hit us up with
the text over to to ninety seven. We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Oh you want to play psychokiller?

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 16 (32:11):
No?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
I want to be in the sequel.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
This is the Woody Show, all right, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Uh I hit up the urgent care yesterday because you
know the holiday coming up and uh huh traveling and
all that kind of stuff. I'm like, man, what if
this isn't food poisoning? Because he meant yesterday was rutten.
Yesterday was the worst shape I've been in in recent memory.
I can't remember the last time I felt that awful.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You looked gray, like the color of great.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Noisy.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh yeah, yeah you So anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Went to the urgent care, which is run by my
primary care place, right, so like I felt good about that,
and it was Here's what happened for the first time
ever going to an urgent care. I walked in the
door and until I was seeing a doctor was less
than ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Wow, urgent, I know.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
And they did like a strip test, a flu covid test.
Turns out yes, I did have or do have some
food poisoning. They asked me if I had had any
carrots recently. Yeah, because there's a big E coli that
major cart issue, right. Yeah, so as you're preparing your
holiday stuff, you know, carrots are pretty big, you know,
between stuffing well.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
And you you know, other things veggies and dip while
people are waiting to eat.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh yeah, it's a big and also true. So they said, yeah,
just be aware of carrots. But yeah, they said it
was some kind of food poisoning. But they also discovered
that I have an ear infection. Oh wow, what adult
gets an ear infection?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
It does seem like something that by babies cat.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Right, I'm like little kids swimming. Yeah. Then she goes,
have you been swimming?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I said, no showered infection, an ear infection? Would you
shower in like old water?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Did you use a bucket?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Maybe I stuck my dirty ass finger in there to like,
because sometimes I'll do that, like it, especially after I've
had like an air pod in because sometimes like you
get like a little itch there because you've had the
air pod in there for a while, and I get
just do that.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
You know better, you know why, because it's exactly why
I got them too. Why weren't you wearing your meta
ray bands?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I do give your ear pod because I'm not wearing
my sunglasses inside. I'd rather have the air pods and
if I'm using I'm on the phone inside, I'd rather
have that on them.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Walk around there, like how sunglasses on? I just got
some prescription I haven't picked them up yet, but the
prescription ray band ones. Yeah, that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
My sunglasses are prescription. That's a great gift idea guys
going into the holidays.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
It's the best price point too. Not a sponsor, but
they could be.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
I wear them almost every day.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, doig three hundred bucks up? Ears EarPods just fall
right out.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
That's why I got the sunglasses. They won't stay in
my ear blow.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Let me show you. Let me show the ones I got.
I think these are there? Are these the pro menace?
What's the ones that have the little rubber tip? Some
of them are pros. Some of them have the rubber
tips that.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Might help, like stethoscope.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Other ones ye, other ones just look like that right,
and they're just all hard plastic.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Those will not stay in. These stay in fantastic that
looks that's what that's what you need.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
You got to clean it off, I guess yep.

Speaker 17 (35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But see the other thing. I do that all the time.
Like these are perfectly clean. There's no ear wax and nothing.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Did you get antibiotics?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, they gave me an antibiotic.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Did you start it already?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
I started it yesterday. That's why I think I feel
that today. No, man, I love those steroids shots though.
We gotta those things get you feeling good right away.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
A million texts about charcoal, like you should take charge.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
That's what Tom's is basically, isn't like at activated charcoal
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh, that's it activated charcoal. I love charcoal for some reason.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, anyway, the whole reason, the whole reason I brought
this up was to give you guys a heads up
about this carrot thing.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I had not heard about. The carrot tho.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
Yeah, spcifically grown at a place called grim Way Farms,
one place, multiple brand Target Trader Joe's Bunny Love.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Just stay away from vegetables they kill you and hiking
and vegetables kill.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Because you got food poisoning. What from a sandwich?

Speaker 5 (36:26):
I did from a sandwich place that I loved.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
That probably was the lettuce like lettuces.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
That was the one. It was last year. That was
the one where I ruined and had to throw away
my favorite pajama pants.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You know you can wash those? Ah? Nah, what do
you mean? Nah? No you don't. They were They were ruined,
but too much. Yeah, don't stain them because do.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
You want to know why? Because I threw up so
hard that my body just every every every muscled my
body pushed everything out at the same time.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Did you break the paint?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:04):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
There was hole.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
My husband was like, what are there pajama pants in
the kitchen? Trash girts go in there?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
See I would I would throw something out if I
got somebody else's coca on my stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
If it's your own brand, I couldn't you know me?
I should throw away a plate if it's too dirty.
Eight Woody my favorite radio show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (37:31):
You guys are amazing, especially.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Woodsy The wood Show.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Tuesday morning.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's November the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody.
That's Greg Gory wood Good good? What's up?

Speaker 13 (37:50):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Would be?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
She is the star of the hour. I'll explain why
here in a second. We're gonna learn some stuff. There's
Sammy Marty.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
We got sea bass phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. What he is the number?

Speaker 14 (38:02):
Again?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Send us that text over the two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So with the holiday, not just Thanksgiving, but just in general,
this is when people are doing a lot of entertaining.
H and you got people coming over and you're making
a big meal. Yeah you know, so not just Thanksgiving,
but maybe it's some other kind of holiday gathering that
you got. And so this is going to be a
round of Gina's grad school. And today what are you

(38:28):
teaching us, Gina?

Speaker 15 (38:29):
I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Teach you how not to poison yourself and your guests
at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, so it's all about Thanksgiving food poisoning.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yeah, yeah, because I want to save I'm miss save
lives today.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, well, Greg, you need to pay it like really
good attention because Greg is the one who's preparing the meal.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yes, you don't want to get blamed now, So let's
make sure everybody is nice and safe and stays alive.
First off, a couple stats. Did you know that ninety
one percent of Americans celebrate Thanksgiving. That's three hundred and
fifty million people that are going to gorge on food
and could end up poisoning themselves. Every year in the US,
about forty eight million people are about one and six

(39:07):
get sick from food poisoning. One hundred and twenty eight
thousand get hospitalized every year every year, and three thousand
die according to the CDs. Just in general's get crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well what would make you die?

Speaker 18 (39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I thought I'm just like barfed in diarrhea dehydration. Man, Yeah,
there it is. Well, in the latest E. Coli break out,
one is dead. Oh no, see it does happen, Like
what does it do? Is it just shut down? Like
what does E coli do? Does it shut down your
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Great, it's yours for the organs?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, exactly like what it makes you die? You feel
like you want to die when you have food poisoning.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
I'm glad you're bringing this up, because there are tons
of ways to perish when you have food poison because
there's tons of different kinds of food poisoning. In fact,
you could also get cancer from food poisoning the world
or the world hoarse organization.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
The World organization.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Wow, God, listen to these horse people.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
They even say, are you're a whore?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Food born illnesses are usually infectious or toxic in nature
and caused by bacteria, viruses, parasites, or chemicals, and the
chemical contamination can lead to long term diseases like cancer.
So which foods are most susceptible to making you sick
on Turkey Day? Well, of course number one with a
bullet is the turkey. Big bird can harbor salmonila, especially

(40:34):
when it's undercooked. It's dangerous when it doesn't reach one
hundred and sixty five degrees internal temperature. And I know
people they they poo poo this, but when left out,
when large, when left out for more than two hours,
things can go south quickly. And please, for the love
of God, this includes your good old fashioned counter thought,

(40:58):
do not do it. Experts warned that thawing a turkey
on the counter can cause food poisoning two ways. Obviously,
it grows bacteria just sitting out on the counter, but
also thought you would never do that, right Greg, Okay,
Thawing a turkey on the counter can contaminate everything your
hands in the counter and kitchen. So you've seen that

(41:18):
juice leak. It can't be the only one. It leaks,
and it'll give you salmonilla other pathogens. The USDA says,
you gotta put that bitch in a sink full of
cold water or in the fridge to thow before roasting.
Next up, Big Culprit, the stuffing. As we talked about,
it's particularly dangerous when it's cooked. Sammy inside the turkey,

(41:41):
really yes, because it does not get hot enough most
of the time to kill the bacteria.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So if good though, doesn't make it taste any better.
I don't think it makes taste.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
It's really cool.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I mean what I have, it's like what my mom
makes is like hamburger meat with mashed potatoes and all this.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
God, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's not like this. Yes, that sounds like shepherd's pie
kind of.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's kind of like a Canadian meat pie. But inside
the turk I've never heard of.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Yeah, so it's different than what you can just buy
at the store. And it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, theammies, you can make stuff however you like.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, you don't have to put it. I guess the
point is you don't have to put it inside the bird.
It's gonna taste the same either way.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
The juices.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Yeah, for sure, Sammy's still here to talk about it.
But some of you might not be so lucky, because
if the oven temp is too low or the cooking
tempts too short, it will not reach one hundred and
sixty five degrees. And it must. And even though some
people swear by doing this, Sammy experts say you got
to cook it in a separate castle dish. But the
next time, next up the sides, the castroles, the stews,

(42:45):
the gravies, even non meat dishes in large batches. This
is when you get hit with what's called the buffet
germ happens. That's right, large of food that sit out
too long and finally the delicious, the scrubs, the delectable leftovers.
They get nasty when stored not in airtight containers, and

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people get brave by eating it more than and he
guesses how many days a week?

Speaker 13 (43:11):
Five?

Speaker 15 (43:13):
Thank you Greg.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Eating it more than four days later you can get
and that includes the pie.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
People don't leave it, so we keep We keep leftovers
for a week.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Were like, oh, if we made this last Saturday and
I get stilled Friday, that was very brave.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
That's very brave. So what exactly are we talking about
in the virus department? What's lurking in these foods? Well,
here are the top four we talked about it.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Number one the good.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Old norovirus, otherwise known as the stomach flu. This little monster,
super contagious causes you get.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
From like on cruise ships, right, Nora virus. Yeah, IRUs,
they do call it.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
They do call it the cruise ship virus. As a
matter of fact, a lot of puking, a lot of
you know, both ends spurting out. Number two salmonella. This
is because of this word makes me want to throw
up the raw chicken juice. One drop of this can
cause everything from bloody diarrhea to reactive arthritis.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
And weight loss. Hell yeah, I'll take a shot of
it and get this.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Symptoms can take up to six days to show up,
so you're not even gonna know how you got this, bitch, So.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Your guests will be home by the time they get sicked.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
That's actually true. Like other places blame it on the
air travel. Number three, This is a tough one. Colost
Ridium perfingens. So something with pooping, Well, it's it's this
is the buffet, this is the buffetor this one loves
room temperature leftovers. It's responsible.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, no, I was just saying, I've been at a
bazillion buffets. I'm still good. You're still here.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Well, like a professional one, not like they just had
one here at the radio station. And that was the
day that I had food poison Oh yes, I'm like
I wouldn't participate it anyway. It's just another reminder, having
food poisoning on the you know, the holiday pot luck, Yeah,
that day, just another reminder.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Well, in professional line, I don't do it, but phase,
you know, they keep those pans nice and hots. You
should be okay. But this is responsible for nearly a
million illnesses every year. It's always around Thanksgiving. Symptoms include, yeah, diarrhea,
stomach cramps, vomiting, abdominal pain. I feel like I'm doing
a disclaimer for a new drug. Weight loss, muscle akes, fatigue, gas,

(45:27):
and symptoms usually start within six to twenty four hours.
They last around twenty four hours, but if you're really
young or really old, they can last up.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
To two weeks.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
See Greg, want to see one of those weight loss
drug commercials, and they do, like all those side effects tough,
and they go, oh, could cause cancer, could causes could
cause death in a certain individual.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I go, yeah, you'll be skinny, yes.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
While big deal and number four good old staff of Caucus.
This US Caucus staff of Caucus, the aka the staff infection.
This unwashed hands Bandit throws little parties in your intestine
and it comes free with bad hygiene. Mostly causes skin
and soft tissue infection, and some people carry it on
their hands when they make or serve food without washing

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their hands. Causes nausea and vomiting, stomach crams all the
top culprits. That's common in hospitals, right, yes, that very
very common. How do you keep these pooping and puking
germs off your table. I'm gonna tell you right now,
you gotta keep food out of the danger zone. What's
the danger zone?

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Why?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
The danger zone is the temperatures between forty degrees fahrenheit
and one hundred and forty. So if it's right in
there at the bacteria are in love with you. That's
any room that it's in exactly. So you got to
keep it in the fridge or in the oven below
forty or above one forty. How else do we avoid
poisoning our dinner guests? Firstly, experts say, and I know

(46:53):
people still do this and uncommon. It's like, I get
it and wash your chicken. Don't wash raw turkey, don't
wash rop poultry.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I did wash their turkey.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
To rinse.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
You're not supposed to rinse it in the why would
you rinse it?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
A lot of people do it. They think you're getting
some of the good people rhyme up. A lot of
people do this, but it creates bacteria. They call it
a bacterial water park all over your kitchen, all over
your because.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
The water is not the water is not the right temperature.
So it probably starts to like, uh, this is this
is what I heard years and years ago. It's a
very young man, just starting off on my own, living
on my own, and I was doing something because I
was like, ah, man, I forgot to thaw the ground
b for whatever, and I think I put it like
in a in a hot water bath. I'm like, no, dude,

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you're kind of cooking the meat and that's gonna that's
gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm like, oh, that.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Actually makes a lot of sense, but good effort.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
I'm thinking, like, oh, are you not supposed to do that?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I cooking right after temperature.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
That's what I do with chicken.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Regularly, make it out of the freezer, I put it
in warm water, and then I put it in the oven.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
You know, Sam might be indestructible because you're doing everything
they say not to do and you're still here.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's a secret on why she's so skinny. Dude, we
should be doing.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Yeah, oh my goodness, because I'm temperature of the chicken
like one after I cook it.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Of course, you're not supposed to thought that way, But
say you found chicken in a dumpster and then you
cooked it, it would still be the right temperature, but
you probably shouldn't eat it.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Correct Salmon right down write down everything you do so
I can follow that.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
We need a food diary for you.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, but I kind of see your point though.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
I mean, you're cooking a lot of things out of it,
but some things you can't. You know, like dumpster chicken,
you probably should just leave in the dumpster.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
So it's because it's creating bacteria already when it's but
I thought when you cook it, the bacteria goes away.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
This is between you and the CDC. Samon, Okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
All I know is we have a new T shirt
dumpster chicken delicious, all right.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Also, the magic number for cooking your turkey is anybody
know the degrees?

Speaker 12 (49:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:08):
One sixty five. You are close enough, and you have
to measure it in three places, the breast, the wing,
and the thigh. And again, no matter how much you
like it, experts say, do not cook your stuffing inside
the turkey. It does not generally does not reach one
sixty five. Could make everyone sick.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yes, Sammy's mom.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
And remember leftovers are not like fine wine. They don't
get better with age. You got three or four days,
Woodies family before the fridge becomes a science experiment. By
the way, pets don't just give them whatever's on your plate.
A lot of herbs and essential oils and stuff that
goes in this food can make animals really sick. And
when you give dogs raw dough, it expands in their stomach.

(49:48):
They could make it could make them have surgery.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
No, but she's definite gonna get some turkey. She's gonna
get some of that white castle stuffing that we're going
to have.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Oh my god, get some of that.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I've been promising her.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
I'm like, oh with us, she's so excited.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
My dogs are French, so they want this shark coterie
that's right, and the oyster stuff You have a turkey
dinner with us, but play off the like the.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Extra rby stuffing because they're not supposed to have that.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
You don't look convinced, but that's what the A lot
of times stuffing has onions in it, right, So my
dog can eat her own turds, yes, but she can't
have some delicious.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Stuff that's organic. So, in conclusion, if you stay smart
and do stuff like use your trusty meat thermometer, separate
cutting boards to avoid cross contamination, trying to stick with
the two hour left over rule before sticking and the fridge.
Wash your hands like you're prepping for surgery. You and
your guests are going to have a good time that
doesn't involve putting a seat belt on the toilet. That

(50:45):
was Gina's grad school. I hope you learned a.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Lot Gina's grad school. For Thanksgiving food poisoning. Yeah, somebody said,
please mention carryover cooking, like when you pull something out
of a hot of and the internal temperature will rise
several degrees while the temperature even out. They're arguing that
turkey could be pulled out between one hundred and fifty
five and one hundred and fifty seven, it'll go up
another eight to ten degrees. However, I don't know if

(51:08):
I need to do it j just barely. I'll take
it just barely overcooked.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, that's the same.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
That's more for like steaks, I think.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, not like well done. We're talking like just barely.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Yeah, and you do want to let your meat rest,
if you know what I mean? Yeah, because the juice
is reads.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I would say, like I can't stop one sixty Like
if you take it out of one sixty one sixty two, fine,
but I'm not going one fifty five to get to
one sixty five.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
This is not the time to like channel your inner
Gordon Ramsay, no, you're turkey everybody, and have a wonderful
Thanksgiving all.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Right, thank you very much, Gina, you got it.

Speaker 13 (51:41):
This is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Texts over to two two nine eight seven. This one says, Hey, Greg,
I got a brand new o Zepig shot one month's supply.
I'll trade you for some Woodies Show merch deal. You
would have to pick it up because it has to
be in the fridge. Well, no, sort of true. Yeah,
you could take it out of the fridge. It has

(52:06):
to remain at a certain like you can't get it
over a certain temperature. But once those shots are out
of the fridge, you have to leave them out. You
have to leave them out. Wait, and you have like
twenty days to use and wait why Yeah, you just
can't put them back. You can't put them back in
the fridge.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:22):
Yeah, you go to a pharmacy like you do, Gina,
to pick it up and then it should be fine
on the driver.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
I use freezer packed, I do. But my husband gave
me a shot because I don't do that to myself,
and then he left the other one out for a
few hours and I was like hello, and I threw
it back in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Why no, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I'll make the rules like that's just how that stuff works.
I don't know if it just makes it unstable or
the hell yeah. Yeah, but once it's out, you're supposed
to leave it out. Let's say on the packaging, Like,
once it's out of the refrigerator, you forget to put
it back way you have like twenty eight days. Wait,
I don't have packaging because I looked at it because
I was bringing you know, one of the uh, you know,
one of the zip bound things on a trip that

(53:03):
I was going on.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
So I was gonna be a plan and the whole thing,
and so yeah, yeah, I just left it out.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
What's the point of ever putting it in the right
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Gina good questions. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
This one says I've been violating at least ninety percent
of Gina's contamination rules.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I just wanted to wish good luck to all my
relatives because I'll be doing everything all over again this week.
Hell yeah, uh, where's the this other email? That we got.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Matthew sends us an email email to wieshow dot com.
I am absolutely disgusted by your morning show. There is
a host named Gina and an atrociously named segment called
the smart Ass Game where she got an answer wrong
and had to.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Be bleeped out. Oh I did, yeah, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
She should know that her demeanor is inappropriate, language down
acceptable on the radio. There are children, civilized beings that
listen to the radio. You shall all be ashamed of yourself.
I demand the host be reprimand and hopefully fired. I'm
completely bsing you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
They were kidding, Okay, I thought. I love the show
and Gina.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
It's hilarious to me how uncomfortable she makes Sea Bass
knowing there's a fellow mensa genius on the show with
you guys. Seriously, though, the show is awesome and I've
been listening for years. Quick power ranking has to be Woody,
Greg Menace, Sammy, Gina Morgan, everyone else than Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
That is That is for Matt.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Thank you, Matt, Thank you, Matt, thank you for not
calling for my removal.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yeah that's the close one.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
He almost got fired.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Almost. Yeah, we got another email here. This is from
Patrick Patrick. This is about your trip Morgan. By the way,
oh Morgan's Stranger Trip. Catching up on the podcast what
he said Morgan shouldn't go on the Mexico trip due
to safety reasons. Does that mean that he's finally on
team rather be with a bear. If you were on

(54:55):
team Man, then he wouldn't give the guy the benefit
of the doubt. That is not a great point, no,
because these are two separate things.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Like it's not like you all right, so you got
the people that don't want me to go or like
thinking that he's going to murder me and all these things,
and it's like, okay, well, the chances are he's just
a normal person.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You don't put yourself in a situation, see is the point, right?
Like at least so like if you're in a danger
situation in the woods and it's just a random guy,
not that it's not a random guy who reached out
to you through social media on DM and said, hey,
I want to go out in the woods in the woods,
and that in that case, I might choose the bear.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
You left they met in person.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Who's this psycho? Correct, who's this psycho who just wants
to go out in the woods. This was a person
who you know, reached out to her or whatever, some
random person, and it's not even the like they've been
seeing each other for a minute. It's a first date essentially, Yeah,
to go on this first date, to go on this
trip to Mexico.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
So you're saying it's two sides of the same coin.
In Morgan's case because he reached out already, she's good.
But in the woods, you don't want to go with
somebody who reached out and said, do you want to
go to the woods with me?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Because in the woods, it's a completely random situation we're
talking about a random guy could be he could just
be a literally anybody, yeah right, like nobody who's even
had you know, any kind of like an eyeball on
you or no, just a complete random strategy. At least
in that situation, you can communicate with that person and
go like, hey, I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Just walking through here.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Okay, Okay, the bear is gonna be like, oh you're
close to my cubs or and now I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Gonna maul you.

Speaker 11 (56:34):
But right, Menie rightly points out they have met. Yes, true,
it wasn't just a d M.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, but that's just but they met at a Woody show.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Do you remember meeting him?

Speaker 7 (56:44):
No, I don't remember meeting pretty much everyone I met there.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
But then this guy, who his family and friends would
know he's going on this trip, is just going to
murder somebody.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I'm not Look, I'm not saying she's gonna get murdered
or raped or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (57:01):
Y'a are going to find out.

Speaker 15 (57:03):
I'm going.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
Yeah, I'm going. You're officially going screw everybody.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm going.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Oh yeah, all right, got to live my life and
do what I want.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Okay, If you're asking for an opinion, in my opinion
would be don't go. But if you are deciding to go,
I will support you.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Can I ask a couple favors, one being the most important.
My girlfriends and I need to do this all the
time when we are hoeing around. Can you have him
send a a picture of his driver's license and send
it to me?

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Please?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I'm not kidding. I am not safety first.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Listen, you're going. Mom didn't even ask. I am asking,
By the way, my mom is team go on.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Yes, I just want to copy of his driver's license.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
We need Documentation's nuts.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
I mean, yeah, I came. I came from her.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
If you if you disappear, you don't come back. We're
gonna need more than just knowing his first name. I
need a driver's license.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, I can't make one of those.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
If I disappear, y'all are really going to come fine me.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Out there? We will find him? Care I'm not going
to That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
You like, what great content that would be for the
show crime stuff? Will you We would be the center
of a true crime case. Exactly, Morgan, do you think
I'm going to turn down a trip to Cabo.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
I'm going to go there sleuthing mission. We'll find him
and Gina. I don't want to argue, because you know,
tis the season. But why would this grown man feel
obligated to a bide by your rule of sending you

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his drive.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
He's he's doing a kindness to the girl he's taking
to another country.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
It's because he has nothing to hide, So why not?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Right, I'm sure I'm embarrassed to ask him.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Everybody just come into my house and rifle through my drawer.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Say my crazy friend, my crazy co worker wants this.
Will you humor her?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
And then he should say no, that's a red flag,
get your hot glue gun and glue an air tag
to Morgan.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Oh yeah, I am a hundred sticking an air tag
to Morgan.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Yeah, and Chastity Bell.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
And he's paying for everything. You guys cleared all that up. Yeah,
and you figure out like where you're staying.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
No, I mean he's booking it today or yesterday.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I think is it the one you said like the
room had a hot tub in it.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
I don't know if it's that room, but because you know,
we waited kind of till the last minute, it's a
very nice room.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Because that's all that's left.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Oh yeah, to wait, ladies, when are you going on
this trip? Right after Christmas and right before New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
And then uh again, I'll give you the address to
my friend's house just in case.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Oh my mom says she loves you for that. By
the way, having a backup plan, yeah, don't worry. I
got to look after She's like, Morgan, you should get
a backup plan. I'm like, no, Miniscotta.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yeah, she's very concerned about you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
No, she's really excited for me to go. Actually, she
convinced me into doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
So Gina or Sammy, if you had told your mom
that you were considering this, what would their reaction be?

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
No, No, I consider doing this a million times back
when I was way more fun, and I would have
never told my.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I'm saying if you did, oh, she would not go
for it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
You only tell him after the fact.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
She would be she would be apoplectic, and she'd bolt me,
like bolt my door shut in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Taxt year three one seven says I wish I had
a vagina so I could have a guy pay for
my trips.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
That's doing it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
It's so hard? You're an attractive woman. Life is just
just torture.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You got a payment source right in your pants. I mean,
think about those drinks are going to have to pay
for Morgan?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Oh wait wait wait the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, so the rest of the week is all holidays again,
I feel like an idiot for even being here this
week from Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Mark it too hard?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Yeah, a lot of times just that it's like when
everybody else is out. I don't know if everybody could
just take the time off at the same time, that's best,
because that just means all the shows are off. You know, yeah,
you know, that's what's so great, man, I tell you.
Early December is when we enter a time. It's my
favorite time of the year because it's an unrated period.
It's the only time all year that there are no ratings,

(01:01:30):
so there's no ratings being calculated because it's like when
all these stations go into Christmas mode.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, like coasts for their Christmas things working.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Well, because it skews everything so hard that, you know,
because of the way they sell radio and everything else
they decid you know what, so these Christmas stations couldn't
just use it to their advantage for the rest of
the year because that Christmas rating, let's average out over
the rest of the twelve months, of course, and then
they would try to charge more for the rest of
the year when people weren't listening nearly as much. And

(01:01:59):
so it worked out for me, it worked out for
all of you guys. So it's like an unrated period.
It's like this, you get to come in and just
shoot the ish and if something doesn't work, it doesn't work.
Now the thing is, if something's really great, you're not
gonna get credit for.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
It, right, But this would be a good time for
like Sammy to teach us how to sew.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
On the air. That sounds like idea not getting nuts.
I think we get enough.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
I have plenty of supplies for everybody. If you do
want to learn how, I'll bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
If you're going to be traveling over the holidays and
you're like Gregan Menace and you're very poo shy, according
to flight at ten, it's the best time to take
a dump when you're on a plane ever, where you
won't feel rushed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Well, so if it's a pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Emergencyency and you are least likely to have a line
of people waiting outside for you, they say is just
before they start bringing out the drinks and snacks, and
they give a few reasons for this. Number One, people
are excited for that. Other passengers are going to be
in their seats. They don't want to miss food and drinks.
Nobody wants to The crew won't be in the galley

(01:03:02):
to hear you grunting and ass floating. Once the carts
are in the aisles, people can't use the restroom, so
it's your best shot to have no one waiting outside
right other tips flush as soon as you go, so
the courtesy flush, and then again when you're done but
use a ton of soap and you wash up, because
most planes have foaming soap, which has a stronger scent,

(01:03:24):
so it almost acts like an air freshener.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I never do that, use tons of soap anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
They say the worst times to poop on a plane
just after takeoff, right after they serve food, and then
right before you land. Those are all very high traffic
times for peeing and dumping.

Speaker 11 (01:03:41):
I judge so harshly, go to the bathroom right before
you land. People you're about to be on the ground,
go in the air. What do you judge harder? Those
people are the people who have to get up to
pea before you've even left the gates.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Well, they're just the dregs of society. There's such legal children,
the gentlemen. We're gonna get everybody in their seats before
we get pushed back from the gate.

Speaker 11 (01:04:03):
You just got on the on the plane, you were
just in the airport. Yeah, go to the bathroom before
and after.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Of course, we're just talking about an actual emergency here, Greg,
a pooh emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yes, naturally, you wouldn't go just just to do it.
I preferred as a poop on a plane either, But I.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Will find he wants to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yeah, no, I uh, we're just seeing something about this story.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
How right around fifty two cars they say stolen from
Dallas Fort Worth International Airport. Oh no, wow, And the
police think that they were stolen by an organized crime group.
But I guess you got to figure man, I mean,
it would have to be organized that many. Well, especially
if you go to like long term right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Oh yeah, they're just sitting, you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Know, like, yeah, the people are coming back out of
the store like it's not fifty different people getting out
of there though, because you have to have your parking thing. Yeah,
I don't know, or you just say you lost your ticket,
but fifty two yeah, that would suck. You come back
and you're thinking, like you're losing your mind. Maybe maybe
I forgot where I parked ye, yeah, but no, your

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car is actually gone. Here's a guy is one of
the victims of this whole thing. He had his truck stolen.

Speaker 14 (01:05:14):
There we go.

Speaker 12 (01:05:15):
When I had checked onto my toll tag account and
I saw that on Saturday night, it was on the
toll way in Houston, on the Harrison County toll Way.
The last thing I want to do when I come
home is worry if my car is still on the
garage or not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, God, that blows. That sucks. That's the worst. Like
things that you have to do after you land after
a long.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Trip, find your stolen car.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
That's one of the things.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I'm thinking about. Like, now you got me thinking about
how how do you get those cars out of there?
Or you just say you lost the ticket and you
pay the max rate?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
That's what great?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Yet they get suspicious after fifty two people. Yeah, that's
that's not a great solid And isn't everything playing video
at the airport and your license plane everything?

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
And how long would it take you to notice that
it's missing. I would just think I lost my car
and didn't know where I parked it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, I thought of the newer cars. Now you can
download an app, you know, and it'll show you exactly
where your car is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Oh yeah, well that's what he did.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
That's how Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Yeah, I guess my car's not new enough.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
No Ah, your car Your car is what a ninety six?
All the windows twenty twelve, that's twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, it still looks pristine though, looks well, you just
gotta painted.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Yeah, certain parts needed to be repainted. But yeah, I
take good care of my car.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I just got new tires eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Woody set us up to the text over to two
two nine eight seven The Woody Show. I'll quick wait,
we'll be right there. Welcome back, am I look cute
and gutty. They are very mean spirited. Way back of everybody.
It's The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Woody, Greg Gory, Harwood. There's menace.

Speaker 13 (01:06:57):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Woody, Gina granting morning to you. There's a sea basses.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
We've got Sammy Bort, Caroline there here, We've got Morgan,
she's our associate producer. Globe trotter with random people. Yeah,
Life Liver, Yeah, yeah, Life Liver.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Are are you at organ Donor? I am, Actually, I
just want to make sure we have all this stuff
later out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
All right, there's Vaughan. He's our video producer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You can
hit us up with a text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Sammy. Good news. Cheating on your spouse is no longer
illegal in New York. It was, or it was. It's
one of those laws.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Their governor signed off on a bill that repealed a
nineteen o seven law which prohibited stepping out on your spouse. Now,
the law called for a sentence of three months in jail.
Can you imagine if everybody got sent to jail for
three games doing three months? Since the original law went
into effect, thirteen people were charge, five of whom were convicted.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Well, was it good people? Also? Think Atlanta? Right, there's
good people Atlanta and bad people. You can not a
bad person. You could sue the person that you're spouse
cheated with, right, Yeah. I learned about that from the
Real house Real Housewives. Yeah, the same sort of thing

(01:08:22):
where it's an old old time Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I mean, so if you found out that your spouse
was cheating on you would call the cops, you file
a report.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I guess you'd want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I'm saying like, if like, let's say this law was
still in the fact that that's that's what you could
have done. You could have called the cops, file a report,
come get us, and then and then what I mean,
then take them away.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
I mean, you get fine. I mean, you don't go
to jail, do you what's the consequence what you said?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Three months, three three months in jail. That's called listening.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah yeah, but they all in that whole time since
nineteen oh seven, thirteen people charged, five convicted. So just
another one of yeah, just another one of those things
that to do. But thank god, right, Sammy, all those
good people in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
I did not say that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I said, even do a bad thing without being a
bad person. Just because you cheat on somebody doesn't mean
you're entire life now you're a bad person.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
It's a good indicator, though, because cheating is a it's
a long it's a long term crime. It's like it's
not like jaywalking, oh or speeding, where I just I
made a stupid, rash decision involves really says something about
the person right, involves like their being with somebody doing
an act. It takes like not putting your cart back right,
it's not it's not sure. It's not getting angry at
somebody and punching them at a bar. It's a long process. Well,

(01:09:39):
it could be somebody that you already have a relationship.

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
You did you hook up with someone at a bar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
That's no, that still takes that's a that's a complicated process.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
And you know, something rotten to like a perfect stranger.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
It's somebody that you were in, like an intimate relationship
that you that you've been claim to love.

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
You understand, but that you do I do. But yes,
I mean some people make mistakes in their life.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I don't think that they should sit around and hate
themselves and think they're a bad person.

Speaker 13 (01:10:06):
Forever.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
You learn from mistakes. So, yes, they did a bad
thing and then it's something too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
So how long were they over at some point, if
not forever? How long were they a bad person for?

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Well, until they figure their stuff out and then they're changed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
How I do have some new information on Morgan's trip
to Cabo, which, by the way, something we've been getting
hit up like crazy. People are very interested in this trip.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Passionate subject.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yeah, like this one says, I wonder how Morgan's face
is going to look on a milk carton.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Can you guys pick a good picture?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Yeah, this one's in support. Five oh one said Morgan
out here, sugar babying, get that bag?

Speaker 9 (01:10:53):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
He that bag meaning nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Well, yeah, it's a free trip. I mean a lot
of girls get so this is really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
What does he do for sugar baby?

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
And I'm going to murder. Whatever the job title is,
because he's really smart. But it's something with aerospace engineering
and making planes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Okay, I support that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
Yeah, okay, he has a good job.

Speaker 18 (01:11:14):
And he's oh wow, we talk probably a Model three.
I can't remember if it's cyber truck, then that it's not.
I would have already been gone if it was a truck.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
This one says, it's like Greg always says, if I
come back, I want to come back as.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
A hot chick. That Ben, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Oh And then she also got not permission, but she
she talked to her mom about this whole thing, and
the mom said fine, she encouraged her. Yeah, she goes,
you should go that great mom. I don't want a
mom sharing. But that's not a great man it is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I'll give you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I have a similar guy experience, as close as a
guy can get. So when I was seventeen, all of
the seniors were going on a class trip to can
kun Noice, now not organized by the school, organized by seniors.
And I went to the meeting and I paid a deposit,
and my plan was to drive to Cancun from Nashville,
Tennessee Fridays, and I was gonna sneak because this is

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kind of before you can really buy plane tickets easily online,
and that was my idea. I was going to sneak
out and not tell my parents, like tell him I
went to you know, on a camping trip with the boys,
you know, senior class trip or something. They found out
and immediately I was too old to be grounded, but
they essentially grounded me that whole week because they're good parents.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, see this conversation, but okay, this one ended with
my asking, you know, Gina and Sammy, like, if you
would have brought this up to your parents, what their
reaction would have been. Gina's like, absolutely not. She wouldn't
have supported Sammy's parents, absolutely not, but not a support
of their parents.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Yes, you can judge from the outside, but we have
a great relationship and my mom's the best ever and
hate all you want.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
And then as sam Sammy said, like, well, you know
that's something maybe you tell them after the fact.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
Yes, it's definitely an after the fact situation.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
That's thirty one seven texting over. I drove from Indiana
to Temple University in Philadelphia to meet a guy that
I had never met, and I told no one it
was two thousand and three. My grandma was so made.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Someone just so that they know where you are, what
you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
You guys want the new wrinkle that I that I
just learned about this because I told Morgan when we
had gotten that update about how she was definitely going
on the trip of this random guy now to Cabo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I said, well, you will be missed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I said, at least you won't die horny, to which
Morgan told me she's going to be on her period.

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
I might, I might.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
She has just the way that the mask works out
there's mouth parties and things like that I can do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
How bumm dow is this guy going to be It's
not for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
It might happen, Guys like because things fluctuate.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
You know, she's actually good for the guy. What do
you mean good because you can be honest and tell im.
I got I'm a raging peer right now, he's going
to hear this. Therefore, the easy out is the mouth party,
and that's better. That's better for him before I've heard that,
guys prefer because the mouth party is better for him
because it's way less efforts. Yeah, because you have to

(01:14:17):
do anything would you rather bang, wouldn't you want both?

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
But if it's off the table biologically, first off, if
he's a real man, he is.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
It off the table for me?

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Well, that's up to me, not to him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
So time, is that going to be your first time
with somebody?

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Yeah? Yeah, so but here's the thing. It might not,
you know, end up those dates, but the way it's
looking at it could.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
And she started thinking about it because she went on.
She did the whole counting thing calendar exactly. Oh yeah,
I still got March eighth on my calendar on my fridge.

Speaker 17 (01:14:54):
Right there up front with the tally marks like jail
tally that that's the last time you did it, right,
You consider going on birth control now so then you
can skip the period like you can teach no.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
No birth control. I took it and excuse me in college,
and it's so bad for you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Yeah, I've never I've never heard this four but somebody
text it and take aspirin. It'll slow it down.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
No, I don't believe in drugs like those kind of
drugs I've never heard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Well ask okay, just like the birth control pill?

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Is that bad for you?

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
It's it's really not good for women.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
It's a lot of hormones.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
I will never go on it again either. I was
on it in college. Absolutely never yet the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Same years, it says according to web, if you take
aspen regularly, you may notice you have heavier peers, longer piers.
Yeah yeah all right, Uh, well time hotel.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
I'll give you all updates. Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Can we say what the latest text are?

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Just sex from three one oh he never runs red
take the dirt road.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my first time hanging with.

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Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
This is the type of thing. Another like the Mom
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doing it for yeah, Like they would hear about something
like this on Reddit and they put they pretend yeah, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
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actual video of the person there three.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Two three says period sex is how girls do witchcraft
on you. I can see that happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Show all right, ladies and gentlemen, we have some card
ark and to get to and there's a couple of
things in the world of cardnark and besides just the
going around to the parking lots.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Oh yeah, we've been had. It's trying to give people crazy.
All the news has been not about to the actual
mission of Cartnarks, but the coverage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yeah, but you know, Cartnarks Agent Sebastian are very own
sea Masks going around the parking lots trying to get
people do the right thing and return their cards.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
But really talk about hitting the critical mass the mass media.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Cart Ards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do
when they nar on you? Cartnarks Cardnarks, What You're gonna do.
What you're gonna do when they knock on you?

Speaker 16 (01:17:24):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of Cardnarks.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
List of discretion is advised. All right, So Sea Bass,
there's a lot to run through this time around.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Right, Let's start with an actual the mission of because
week it's easy to fall into the trap of Hollywood
and be produced by the bright lights of everyone keeping
praise on cartnarks. Stick with the mission of cart narks first,
and we'll get to that other stuff in a second.
So this couple, they left their card out, they parked
in a disabled spot. Seemed very able to me. Giant
truck left their cart blocking the disabled walkway because why not?

(01:17:56):
Because who cares to a person with a walker needs
to get through there? Who cause if your grandma, yeah,
I wants to open the door, I know there's a
cart right in her damn way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
They don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
So Agent Sebastian walked up to them. I think they
maybe had an idea of what I'm up to, because
as soon as I applied the magnet of shame that
says I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk,
they stopped that truck right away and had some words
from me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
All right, keep read, we really read?

Speaker 16 (01:18:19):
Now?

Speaker 15 (01:18:19):
Sorry, would you like to would you like to talk
about sir?

Speaker 14 (01:18:24):
Would you're not having a conversation, Let's go for the
fake out, Yes, sir, let's talk about what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, So the fake out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
It makes him look like he tries to make it
look like he's gonna put the magnet back on the car.
But he doesn't really do it, but it's enough to
get them to stop and get back out of there.
And you heard that they read up the engine and
immediately hit the brakes. Yeah, he's telling his babe get
drive away. He's so mad about this little magnet on
the rear quarter panel of his big old truck.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
And he's I'll f you up. Get the fa that
doesn't want to talk about anything now. The wife, again,
both very able bodied, but using the disability placard. That's
another story. The wife gets out and she's not going
to leave either. He's she's out of the truck, and
she's on the phone almost as fast as he was
with the threats. She's on the phone with nine one one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Ma'am, you're putting stuff on people's car.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Why did I do that? You had no right to?

Speaker 15 (01:19:15):
Why did I do that?

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Don't work for them?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Why did I do it?

Speaker 15 (01:19:18):
Your business?

Speaker 14 (01:19:19):
You made it everyone's business by doing this right here,
by blocking the disability access area.

Speaker 15 (01:19:23):
Ma'am, you're a gentleman here. Gentleman's correct? How's a says cart.

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
Narks like he's put something on my husband's truck.

Speaker 15 (01:19:31):
And then he threw it at me. Oh, he's asking
me to put your car back.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
He's wearing green black shorts.

Speaker 15 (01:19:37):
Yes, sexy toned legs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 15 (01:19:41):
About thirty okay, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
She's giving you know, how does he look about thirty?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
That's about right?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Sure.

Speaker 15 (01:19:47):
So she's on the phone with it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
That's what this random stranger said to the cops. Correct,
she wouldn't line to the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
So your handicaps her vision, right right, Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
I'll give you that's a good line.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
However, fake news.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
So just so happens that the cops were on patrol
in this very shopping center. So she points them out.
I walk up to the cops because I, you know,
I don't want them to be wasting time. And who
knows what else she's saying. Besides, she might have they
lie up and down because they're lazy a hole sure,
and so I want to go to the I want
to cut them off at the pass and talk to
the police officers about what's happening.

Speaker 14 (01:20:24):
All right, figured out, saved you guys some time. She's
on the phone with nine one one right now. So
she left her card block in the disability area, and
then her husband threw a magnet at me and said
he's gonna kick my ass. Not approaching him in any
kind of aggressive way whatsoever. I'm not trying to start anything.
But she's on the phone nine one right now, so
you might be hearing about it. Are partner guy's like.

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
A stick or sir, I would like a magnet? The car,
what happened?

Speaker 15 (01:20:48):
I placed it lightly, just like just like so so
the car, the cart knark gun.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
They knew about the magnets, they knew the whole shtick,
and they want I was bribing them with free stickers,
but they were just laugh. So I'm talking to the
cops with like you just heard there. I turn around,
the husband and wife are gone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
They buddied up in the cops.

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
They're like, oh, I'm not gonna win.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Damn we lost twice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Wow, So they ll yeah, by the way, if you
work in a call center, I know they're not allowed
to like just they have to be pretty egregious to
fine or charge someone with abuse of nine one one.
But there's that not abuse of nine to one one.
They could have driven away twice. It's a magnet. And
they're like, no, we need to get the emergency services involved.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yeah, it's a total waste of manpower.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Well, I can tell you we have gotten a ton
of people hitting us up saying, hey, guys, do not
show nine one one speaking.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I didn't hear about it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
You know that they did something about cart Narks on
one of the most recent episodes.

Speaker 12 (01:21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
The only reason I knew is because other listeners are
texting I don't watch the show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Ever heard them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
I've heard of the show. I've just never watched on Fox. Right,
it's on AB's I didn't. I had again surprised. Eight
seasons of this show. Yeah, it follows both the fire
Department and the police department and ems. You know, it
kind of like jumps in between of just a random
LA Area nine one one crew. The lead actress is
Angela Bassett. She plays the head detective. It looks looking

(01:22:18):
great for her age. So they did a cart cop
which was beat for beat cart Narks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
There was no fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
They were like, no, no, this was he's in the
same outfit. They I mean, lay him in a way.
We'll hear a second, could I Well, can I say this?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
It was so good that I kind of just turned
it on at home on and spicy Nacho thought I
was actually watching a cart Arks YouTube video video and
then and she goes, hold on, wait, wait a minute,
that's a TV show. So yeah, were you consulted on
this at all?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Like, because sometimes, you know, we'll get people to hit
him up and say, hey, can you talk to us
about cart and Arks?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Right right right? No, this was out of the blue.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
They didn't give me a cameo, didn't ask me, which
I get why they would do that because they don't
want me to like say, o, well, actually you got
this wrong, which they did get a few things wrong.
But let's let's go to again. This is the TV show,
season eight, episode eight, if you're looking for it of
none one one and this is this is them doing
the cart cop Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Hello justice fans, cart Cop here a new edition?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
What do we have here?

Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
Another shirker in the wild math?

Speaker 14 (01:23:32):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
That's yours? It's a magnet for parking or car like
a shirker. I am not a shirker. Hey, I have
to warn you man, that was nearly assault. There is
going to be an assault if you keep putting this
crap on my car.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
There is no need, Hey, lady, is say the parking space.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Yeah, I'm trying to let Oh my god, just like
you they're doing they've done such a better job that
acting is terrible awful. Well, watching the show, it gave
me like a lot of like soap opera sort of
feel like like they said, turnet episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
How do they angle that in the show, like he
was supposed to be a joke or I don't get.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Well, here's the thing is I give I give nine
one one on ABC credit. Is they could have very
easily gone cynical. They could have said, oh, he's just
doing this for YouTube views, but they they played their
cart cop. They played him as like a sincere person
who wanted to benefit society, much like no, no, this
was just a call that Angela Bassett gets because okay,

(01:24:32):
because as you heard right there, the one lady is
she could like real cartnarks, she could have just left,
but she's blocking traffic. The guy, the other guy's yelling
at her, hey Lee leave so that they so like
the police are called in these one of their cases, right,
this is one of the cases. And I yeah, again
I give them credit because they they they play him
like a little dorky wiener nerd, which is the character
of Cartnark. Sure not for real life. So this is

(01:24:57):
Angela Bassett again, my co stars showing up to deal
with the cart cop.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
WHOA L I v D?

Speaker 9 (01:25:07):
WHOA? Now are you doing this for YouTube?

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
For justice?

Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
The case starts in the crow hostly we won in
a parking spot and they leave won in a handicap
walkway and next thing you know, we're belly up in
the abyss. What are you talking about? He vantilized my
cart with this? I get cart narked, ma'am. Vandalism requires damage.
From what I can tell, that's a magnet which you're
welcome to take home as a keeps it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Okay, the essence of it. They nailed my tone, they
nailed the way I needle people. That actor must have
watched a ton of video. They used the term cart
nark they did. It is like they they forgot they're
supposed to be loosely parodying me, or they're just like whatever,
let's call it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Car No, they add more I don't know how many
more clicks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Yeah, Angela Bassett after something happens to the cart cops,
she's watching cart cartnark videos on YouTube, laughing as she
should be, and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
They call them arks.

Speaker 11 (01:26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
On the on the videos that they're watching back out
of the station.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
They comes out cart cop. They could have kept it consistent.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Yeah, but no, it says card.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
So again, I want to again, so what makes this nine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
To one one? Because it's usually about emergencies, right, well,
it is an emergency that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
In the setup right there, Angela Bassett learns about the
cart cop but the cart coup eventually gets his ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Yeah, which again this is why.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
This is a fantasy and not reality.

Speaker 18 (01:26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
So I won't spoil how and why because that then
her jobs point out who kicked the cart cops ass
and so on and so forth. But it does end
on an interesting note here, Angela, this is the best.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Again, the writing is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
So, Angela Bassett's in the hospital with the cart copy
and he got his ass kicked for one way or
the other, and she has some like a like a
message for him.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
People always tell me I'm wasting my time with this
cart coup thing, but.

Speaker 16 (01:26:52):
It's not really about it's the cart, It's true, it's
about what the carts bring out in us. Thank you, Angela,
you and me, we both wish that people would choose
to do the right thing, but you can't shame them
into it again, then they tend to double down.

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
So how do you then stop the moral decay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
By setting an example? Okay, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Also, and I think you're ready to go pro Angela?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
You think I could be a real cop? Baby. I
say this with all the love in the world.

Speaker 12 (01:27:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
No, Angela Bassett sixty six years old. Looks it looks
forty six.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
How do you stop the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Explained more is that it's I don't think there was war.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Well that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
First.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Oh, I don't want I don't want to give it away.
Let's just say what you gotta say about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
He goes. You know, the grocery store is offering you
a job. Yeah, I got spoiler alert.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
The cart ark or the car cop got a job
as the grocery store cart picker upper. They hit the
premise correctly. They missed on as here and there, but
overall a pretty good job. Well, we're gonna to get
a break.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
We come back. We have another another Uh what is it?
Media engine?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Yeah, because it's not science here, it's a it's a
somebody did another feature on a feature. Yes, that we've
been hearing about and it involves card and arcs and
so we'll have that for you next year.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
On the Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (01:28:33):
Are you all in.

Speaker 13 (01:28:37):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Did you try that stuff again?

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
Minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Or? What's the smell it? I wanted the microwaves. Go ahead,
trader Joe's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
What it's a although it looked pretty regular to me,
but they say it's bread. Okay, it's very herbaceous.

Speaker 11 (01:28:55):
It smells delicious, smells fantastic, smells like chicken eye.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
I could probably eat that without barfing yet. Yeah, what
it is is it's it's it's just bread. It's yeah,
it's two packets. It's the one breading packet, one seasoning packet.
Then you had your own butter and water and heat
it all up and let it marinade.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Murder. Joe's is a magical place. I go ahead and
manes give it a give it a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Hot. Yeah, it's it's fresh out the microwaves at the kitchen. Yeah,
since he's a corner bread, it just tastes like regular,
a handsome corn bread. Yeah, because the crumbs looked very regular.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
That's the consistency, you delicious nice. I mean he's shoveling
it into a spell.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
It's about four cups of liquid too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
You love that. That's and you know what, it makes
a pretty decent amount too.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Yeah, you like it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
And we've we've always said, man, that store bought stuffing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Is nothing wrong with that? Yeah, nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
We'd back this is the show and people loving those
clips from ninety one to one featuring cart cups.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Very dramatic, the ending.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Especially, Yeah, watch, Like I said, I never watched that show,
but now I watch. Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
I would be B story. So like the A story
was some firefighter today, and then the B story was
the kart cop.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Think yes it is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
It's free on the Racy website at least the last
time I checked out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
All right, all right, So we're continuing on with cart
n Arcs and the next thing is another exposure for
cart arks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Yeah, feature and other forms of media besides just the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
And I did not hear I got.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I got.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
The nine one episode was a full surprise to me. However,
the Howard Stern feature was not because they interviewed from
need me for this about seven months prior.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Oh geez.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
And then I guess they finally got it. They were
doing an episode of an issue of like, hey, these
are these these are these people on YouTube? How many
followers do they have? You know, and play a little
joy talk to them and so this was apparently Howard
Stern's first exposure via his producer, Wolfie Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Sebastian has a YouTube channel called kart Nars cart Narks Wow.
He travels to grocery store parking lots and confronts customers
who don't return their shopping carts.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
That's his whole channel, h stericle, thank you Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:59):
And when they we fuse, he places a lazy bones
magnet on their car.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
That's the stick.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
I haven't heard Howard during the long time, but it's
a slow moving show man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
They take their clearly just reading something. That's the stick.
That's the stick.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
And they talk about how you know it's it's a
dangerous job.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
Oh yeah, you know, it's a pretty dangerous sight. Sebastian
posted a video of a guy in Texas pulling a
gun on him. I mean, it's it's no, it's it's
no joke. Being a cart nark is very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Now you have to cust so much I know you're
on you know, satellite radio.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
We didn't have the FCC.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Look at how we talk off the air, vile. So
the way they played a little clip they played actually
my my Perry Curve Ello encounter on the show. And
Howard was a fan and and Robin's a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
I appreciate that I do too. I always put my
cart back. And you know what, By the way, I
don't think like he shocked. There's no way Howard's going
to the grocery.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
He hasn't been to a grocery store in this century.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
No, No, I mean I appreciate maybe back in the day.
Thank you for the love, Howard.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Yeah, back in the day. I'm sure he did. But
you're right, like, yeah, no time in the last twenty
years has he done that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
I appreciate that I do too.

Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
I always put my cart back. And you know what,
and I'm going to say this, I wasn't going to
Fred takes his grocery cart home with him. He's got
he's got a huge collection.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Yeah, he's one of those correct. Yeah, card arks Man
out there. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Oh that's so funny, will be.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Yeah, start was great to me and appreciate things.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
That is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Nice. Well, there's there's cardon Arcs. Everybody. We're gonna take
a break. We've got some more Woody show coming up
for you next hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, Today is Tuesday. It's
November the twenty sixth. We got the entertainment stuff coming
up here in a second. Today is I found it interesting.
It's Anti Obesity Day, very anti, but also International Cake Day.
So I'm conflicted. No, cool, do I go what do

(01:33:22):
I celebrate Anti Obesity Day? Or do I lean into
International Cake Day and just go tasty.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Cake all day? That's what I'm thinking. The gig, I mean,
don't be a hater. We can post.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
National Law Day is today all day. It's also Good
Grief Day, which I'm assuming is some kind of Charlie
Brown probably.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
Yeah, good grief, good grief. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
See, we got the entertainment stuff, including this story. You know,
there's a massive leak at the expense of Netflix. They
had episodes of stuff like Terminator zero and some other
stuff to hit the internet before their official release, and
so Netflix is now taking on discord over that and
they want to know how that happened. So they have

(01:34:07):
subpoena since you know, first of all pena, but it's
also a national law day, so they have subpoena discord
and demanded information be disclosed that would identify a user
implicated in the leak. So they're gonna be going after them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Yeah, also uploaded and uploaded and unreleased copyrighted image from
squid game and that user, and that user reportedly just
boasted about being the person behind the worst leak in
streaming history. So by all means, that is the thing
that people do. Now, you commit crimes and then you
upload the video of it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
I know, they do make it easy to be caught.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, your face is on there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
There was some kid, it was some like securities exchange,
like he was scamming people, drove something way up and
then just sold everything out, uh huh. And then like
he didn't make a ton of money. He made like
thirty thousand dollars, so then like he took people for
billions and millions.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
But he's on there going hahn flipping off the camera.
Kid got so busted, just disappeared, yactly. Yeah, idiot Uh,
speaking of annoying people, and it's not their fault that
they're annoying, but they're just overexposed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
We talked about this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Jason Kelsey saw the story about how his wife is
pregnant their fourth kid.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Blah blah blah blah blah. But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Jason Kelsey also is going to have his own late
night talk show on ESPN starting in January. Oh why
wasn't he this interesting like a year and a half
ago before before his brother started dating Taylor Swift. I'm
not saying he wasn't a great interview and stuff like that.
It wasn't like he had a lot of interest in

(01:35:41):
a bunch of stuff. Like people liked him, especially in Philadelphia.
I mean, but like outside of Philadelphia and nobody thought
twice about Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Their New Heights podcast started getting a lot of shine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Well, yeah, because Travis is dating Taylor Swift and so
people tended to it. Yeah did you hear about that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Yeah, Google, that's true. So I don't know, Like, I mean,
you can't like give him crap for it, like you
take the opportunity and you run with it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
No, I know, I'm saying it's just annoying because he's
so oversaturated. I get It's like I never had a
problem Neil Patrick Harris. That's another example for Grey. He
hosted everything. Betty White went through the same thing, just
like White oversaturation. You like these people, but you get
to the point where it's like, okay enough.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
It makes me sick to say this, but Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Dolly pardon no never.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Yeah, that's my like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Gem of a human being. They boy enough with the
cake mix.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Yeah, I mean she she did for I feel she
had a moment here in this past year. Excuse me,
but you know, like I don't feel like I'm overexposed
on her yet. There's no good She's kind of teetering,
she's tittering.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
On the well else.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
It's kind of in that category Stiffler's mom. I can't
think of her, Jennifer Cooler, she's reaching we get it face.
Oh no, I've never seen an episode of Shit's Creek.
But what's the Eugene Levy sEH, yeah enough, it's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Enough. Yeah, he's great.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
Personal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
It's the same exact person slash character in everything, even
commercials were he's supposed to just be himself. There's no
range there, no range, yeah, right, no range. None of
these people, by the way we're saying, are bad people.
They're all saints. It's just hit the point of oversaturation,
that's all. And see, maybe Adele realized what was going

(01:37:30):
on because her residency in Vegas is over. They're at
the coliseum, which I don't understand why anybody gives up
on these things. It seems like the easiest money ever.
You don't have to travel, I mean, unless you're going
to Vegas for the shows.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
But you go there, you kno.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Got a couple of shows, they pay you millions of dollars.
Everybody loves you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Yeah, and then you got the rest of the week
off to f off and do whatever you want, which
in her case was hanging out with her kid.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
You're catered to constantly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
And so for her last show, she said to my son,
I chose to do a residency because I effing hate touring.
But I choose to do a residency so I could
keep his life normal. And I did do that, but
I also wouldn't change it for the world. But get
to be with him on the weekends now, because obviously
he can't always come so right, But everybody has like, uh,

(01:38:14):
you know, something to do, Like mommy and daddy they
go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah, sure, and the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
The kids need breaks from mom and dad too, amen, right,
Like that's what school's for.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Yeah, that's what mom and dad going to work or for. Yeah,
like you get that break. They learned how to yeah,
a little, a little dependent. Also, there are some kids
who are just to chip off the old block, and
unfortunately that would be Scott Wiland's son, Noah Scott Wiland,
who is the lead singer of STP. He just released
a new song called two Nights. It's his own thing.
He was in a band called Suspect two eight, but

(01:38:47):
they kicked him out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Here's their statement.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Noah was not writing lyrics or lifting his weight in
the band for two months before we let him go.

Speaker 8 (01:38:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He was heading down a dark path of drug use
that got in the way of our friendship as well
as the band, which is exactly what happened to his dad. Yep, crap,
Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
That's awful. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Scott Wiland was always such a fun interview and such
a dynamic performing. He was one of my favorite live performers. Yeah,
one of the best. Garth Brooks, who was pretty damn
good live. I saw him at his Vegas residency over
the year. Over this past year, he was supposed to
up here on Jimmy Kimmel Live for this outdoor and
mini concert. It was being hyped as recently as a
few days ago, but now it's been scrapped. It's not

(01:39:28):
being rescheduled. No specific reason why or if it has
anything to do with his legal issues, but that's possible.
He hasn't made a public appearance since mid October. That's
about a week after these sexual assault suit was filed.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Yeah, the bodies allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
Have they found the bodies?

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Okay, so people might be wondering because I was one
of the same thing. But for those of you not
in the loop, so Tom Segura and and and Bert,
you know, he played a part in this too, But
it was really kind of Tom that started it. Tom
Segura started this thing about how Garth Brooks was a
serial killer because they were like, yeah, you would love
this stuff, Gina, because there were bodies showing up in

(01:40:07):
the cities after he would tour there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Yeah sight, yeah, yeah, right exactly, So stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Longtime voice actor Pamela Hayden is retiring, best known for
voicing Millhouse on The Simpsons for the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Past thirty five years. Why would you retire? That's what
I was thinking too at your house right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
She also did the voices for Jimbo Jones, Rod Flanders, Malibu, Stacey,
and some other one off characters. She's said in a statement, Greg,
how do I say goodbye to the Simpsons?

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
You don't not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Easily that It's been an honor and a joy. I've
worked on such a funny, witty and groundbreaking show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Old House.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Special place in my heart for that blue haired ten
year old boy with glasses, like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
How many scenes do you have? Yeah? How tired are you? Yeah?
And I'm sure she's getting residuals.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Yes, So she's got plenty of money and.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Just what everybody's been asking for. A new Popeye movie.
It's a horror movie. It's called Popeye. It's supposed to
be released in January, so after the holidays. It's a
it's not the same people who did the Winnie the Pooh,
blood and honey thing. That was my first question, but
it's the same basic idea. It's described as a quote
raunchy and gory slasher. Yeah, Popeye attacks a group of

(01:41:21):
counselors who are trying to open a summer camp.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Did the intellectual property rights come up or something?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Must?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
I think that's what happened with the Yeah, exactly right, Yeah,
because that's that's what was The other one is winning
the Poo And then there was something else that was
another classic.

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
I'm sorry, I don't think you said this. Do you
know the name of the Popeye movie?

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
It just said Popeye. For the most recent update.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
I saw Popeye the Slayer May nice Rule.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
I check it out. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Time for your birthdays, we're gonna sits and you know
what we don't do all right? Starting with the birthdays.
Happy birthday to DJ Kallan. Yeah, he's forty nine years
old today, Major Key, Natasha Bettingfield her Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Rare of my Yeah. Yeah, I love you, I love you,
I love you the one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
She's forty three. Rita Aurra, another singer songwriter, is thirty four.
Dale Jarrett is sixty eight, former race card driver, current
racing commentator for NBC. Next year is gonna be a
hell of a birthday. It's sixty nine, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Professional baseball Infielder Matt Carpenter is thirty eight. Rapper Little Fizz, right,
you know, a little Fizz one of my favorites. He's
thirty nine, not my all time, but one of Peter Fastenelli,
doctor Carlisle Collin and Twilight is fifty one and John
McVie from Fleewood Mac is seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Oh you're porn o. Oh your porn o.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Birthday today is Rachel Starr and she's been stuffed more
than a Thanksgiving turkey in six hundred and fifty eight films,
including sexual Harassment in the Workplace. She was also in
Come around the Back, Your Little Pervert. This one's more
a site play, but it says chemistry.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Lab be a like.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Lab Dash, I a chemistry lab ya volume one. Also
no running by the pool, but banging is all right?

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Yes, all right, I heard what It says that near
the public por I have that signed.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Yeah, don't run, but you can bet feel free to bang?
And who can forget her? Forget role? And I need
your big pipe for my leaky vagina. Oh do you
need to see a doctor?

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Yeah, that's concerning.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
That's a Rachel Starr who's forty one years old. Today
and now is Chipporno Birthday? Your celebrity birthdays? And that
is a Tuesday morning look and what's happening in the
world of entertainment here with us on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woody Show for you.

Speaker 12 (01:43:51):
Next.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Hang more next, Maybe they'll hurt each other in the
hallway running for the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Maybe the Woody Show Buila wouldn't have he show?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
All right, I's gonna do it for Tuesday. Everybody Cool,
Full show podcast. Find it just by going to the
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just in time, genas grad school in the subject today
Boys and Girls Thanksgiving food poisoning? Could could the timing
have been better on that? With the food poisoning I

(01:44:25):
was going through yesterday, thanks that orange Chicken. Also the
headlines snooze headlines on there. We got some other stuff too,
Birthday's port of birthday entertainment stuff. It's all on the
Tuesday podcast. Get caught up right now, just go to
the woodieshow dot com. Hope you enjoy the rest of
the holiday week. There will be a show on the
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(01:44:49):
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(01:45:11):
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Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please, Yeah, remember
that whatever you lack in social skills, you can make
up for in hiding from people's skills. The best way
to deal something is just to avoid it. Yeah, yeah,
at all costs. Yeah, that's right. Like you see it coming,
you cross to the other side of the street. Look,
it'll go away, right, you're looking. You look at your

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phone and it's a problem on the caller ID. Yeah,
you send it to voice, you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
Don't, Yeah, just flip your phone over exactly that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
They'll hit you up again, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
You know with it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. We'll catch back here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.