The Woody Show October 4th 2024 Podcast

DUIQ, Friday Fail Stories, Dad Jokes and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is advise Wedday The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well, today is October the fourth, twenty twenty four, and
you guys, today is Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What I'm talking about? Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
My name is what that grunting machine of a man,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We got Sea Bass, there is menace.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Hi, Gina grad is here, Sammy's here, and we've got
a Friday ahead of us, and then a weekend after that's.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
In the morning as quickly as we can into that weekend.
Thank you for being here The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thanks stop.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh yeah, Friday morning, Thank you for being here.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Phones open for you if you'd like to be a
part of anything this morning, like Dad jokes.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Coming up later on this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
We got our dumb ass contest d u i Q.
That is happening, and something just fell off the wall.
You can we have a ghost Yeah great, there's no
other possible way to explain the explanation.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
We have all witnessed it ourselves.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
It leapt off the ghosts.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
There's like some weird painting thing that they have hung
up here in the studio that we've been broadcasting from
this week here in Dallas.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
It's like a contestant on Jeopardy.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, and it's fallen off the wall twice. I think
it's because we've angered the.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Studio goes right and now you're a believer. The only
way we had.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Friday check ins over to two to nine, eight seven,
failed stories coming up some of the trending news headlines
for you as well. Now I had everybody here in
the room take this test to see where everybody falls.
So this expert in psychology at Oregon State University curated
the Levinson Self Report Psychopathy Scale. This is like years

(03:48):
ago to analyze how many people secretly identify psychopaths. So
it's a twenty six question test and it lets you
know what percentage of psycho you are are scale and
the results are categorized into two scales primary so like
an emotional effect, and then a secondary like a like

(04:09):
a lifestyle effect. And according to the studies, participants with
high percentage scores are six times more likely to commit
violent crimes.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
And so I had everybody take the test.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'll give you an example and we'll put the link
up there too, open psychometrics dot org.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Now, Woodie, this is very very irresponsible for us to
put out psychology quizzes online should only be administered by professionals.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
And who said that?

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Who was that for the general public?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Our old board up? That's right?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
And for people to like have access to these personally
that that could ruckt their psychology.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sure, so they give you some options. It's disagree, neutral,
or agree, and then there's a you know, you can
go like halfway in between either one. So there's a
there's a possibility of five different answers.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
To choose from.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
So success is based on on survival of the fittest.
I am not concerned about the losers, and I tend
to more agree than disagree.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I didn't go full agree. I went between neutral and agree.
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I find myself the same kinds of trouble time after time.
Neutral sometimes yes, but sometimes I'm.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Like, wow, this is new territory.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
I mean, I think what he is a tough lesson
to learn. I mean maybe maybe I'm thinking of lifestyle
as opposed to trouble though.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, I'm telling you the same kinds of trouble time
after time. Yeah, I guess it kind of goes.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
For either one.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
I mean, I put, I put, disagree on mine, like
I I only have to learn once or twice that
when we move on from that.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
No, for me, what's right is whatever I can get
away with. Disagree, I fully disagree with that. I am
often bored. Disagree. I love being boy. I find being
bored not boring totally. Yeah, in today's world, I feel
justified in doing anything I can get away with to succeed.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Disagree that to me implies theft.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, or cheating everything like that. I'm not you know,
I don't. I didn't even do one night stands. I
have too much of a guilty conscience, you know what
I mean? Like they would not miss out. I find
that I'm able to pursue one goal for a long time.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Agreed. I can totally agree with that.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
My main purpose in life is getting as many goodies
as I can.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
You can kind of tell what they're going forward these questions, right,
But yeah, I'm a selfish I.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Was somewhere between neutral and disagree on that one, because yeah,
you're working for something, are you not?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
You want to result?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
You softly disagree.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't plan anything very far in advance. I disagree.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, I mean I'm neutral on that one depends on
what it is. Making a lot of money is my
most important goal number one? Yeah, I mean it's not
my most important goal, but it's up there.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
What did you pick?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I picked between neutral and agree, So like a four
out of five, I quickly lose interest in tax and
tasks that I start agree, I disagreed with them. Yeah,
I let others worry about higher values.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
My main concern is with the bottom line.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Disagree, disagree. Most of my problems are due to the
fact that other people just don't understand me sometimes really sometimes.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
But doesn't that fall.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
Into the category of like, like, nothing's my fault, I'm
just misunderstood.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
No, that's how I took it.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
See now, for me, I think because you know the
way we you know, conduct the show, or like when
we're talking about things, or like I think people have
a certain idea like I've heard like, oh man, you're
super intimidating. Why, Like I think anybody who knows me
like I'm I'm if you.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Know me, I don't. I don't feel like I'm intimidating,
And I.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Would challenge what was the previous one? About you bottom
line versus higher values. I think, what he doesn't realize
that he's more much more of a bottom line person
than he is.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Really because I'll bring out like how well, like I'll
I'll bring.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Up higher conceptsottom line, et cetera, and you'll say, well,
look it gets the job done.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
I would need something more specific because I'm now, look
I'm dumb. I'm not getting Yeah, I mean you might
be right, I don't know. I would need a more
specific example.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
It would be like creates the outcome exactly Like oh,
like I'll say, well, you know, blah blah blah, this thing,
if we do it this way, it's not really you know,
more of like a creative or ethical side.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
I'll say this, and you'll say, look, no one's gonna know.
Look at it gets the job done.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Just give me the bottom line done. Let's move on.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I guess here's what I strongly agreed with. People who
are stupid enough to get ripped off usually deserve it.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Who I strongly disagree.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Like you think of like pyramid schemes and they're dumb,
but it feels feel bad.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
There's enough awareness something.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, it's like the people who smoke down, go what
I have cancer like all those old people.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
That got taken my birdie maid off.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
So I strongly agreed.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Blaming the victim on this show.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Right before I do anything, I carefully consider the possible consequences.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Agree. Yeah, that's that.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
See that goes back to experience and living through things
and yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Like you put food in your mouth for years that
you knew it hurts you.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
But it tastes so good.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I know.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
But that's that's that's for the consequences.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, I think it's I think it's I think I
think it's for things more detrimental than I you know,
I put on some pounds, but.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
How could I mean, that's way up there.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Health is wealth.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, but I'm thinking, like, what's gonna get me fired?
What's gonna like, you know, get me arrested, injured? Yeah,
things things like that. That's I mean, that's how I
interpreted that.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Although you do laundry when you leave the.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
House, yeah, which is very dangerous. You have betten fired before,
I have not.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I have. I get frustrated.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
When I get frustrated, often let off steam by blowing
my top.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Agree.

Speaker 10 (09:53):
Really, yeah, you haven't been here long enough.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
But not as much as previously.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I did put like the four out of five on
that one, because not only do I think I'm better,
it's also depending on what it is. I have a
lot of patience with you know, my kids, because they're children.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I strongly disagree. I just shut down.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah right, I know what did you put for?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Love is overrated? Strongly disagree. Love is the only thing.
I was somewhere between neutral and disagree.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Oh wow, I have a strong disagree.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I know.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'm sorry between neutral.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
And with a married man with children.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, no, okay, it's but I think if people put
too much like love can't pay the bills.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
You know, some people are just like, definitely cannot. But
I love definitely.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
If you have a lot of money and you're alone,
and then you're like, oh god, I wish i'd somebody
to take on vacation.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know, I often admire.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I also admire a really clever scam, completely disagree.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
Like it's like a really like the one what was
the one on Well you could call it a scam
or not.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
But the thing that the Israeli did with the cell phones, yeah,
hit to.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Me, it's not a scam with me, isn't it. No,
that's that's an attack. That's an attack or war.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
But that was a trick.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
It was you know, it scammed people out of their genitals.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm thinking like credit card scams or you know, the
skimmers the people the other.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Stuff that we're just talking about are some scams that
you thought, Oh wow, anybody even think of that?

Speaker 6 (11:25):
But people I steal art that's like super valuable. How
did you do that?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I mildly agreed.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
I know, like I like to watch them shows, right, interesting, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Cheating is not justified because it is unfair to others, now,
I know, Sammy strongly disagree.

Speaker 11 (11:40):
I did neutral, all.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Right, So anyway, then you you would click submit and
then you'd go to your results school.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
So it scores range from one being low five being high,
and so your score from the primary right, Yes, it
has been calculated for me at a two point.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Four right in the middle.

Speaker 8 (12:07):
The most important thing there is the percentile. Youah that
the bomb below that, because it tells you what percentage like.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Higher and lower?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh yes, okay, because it.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Doesn't fall right in the middle of the people who've
taken this test.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
For primary right psychopathy. It was higher than seventy five
point sixty one percent of people. Impressive, But when you
when you read so the a lack of empathy, empathy
for other people in tolerance for anti social orientations. Okay, yeah,
so yeah, I told you, like I have, I have

(12:38):
empathy for the weird burger king drive through the thing,
but like maybe things that I should have more a dust.
And then for the secondary, which would be rule breaking
lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior. I scored higher
than seventy one point four with the score of what
a two point five?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah? The percent is much more important, right, right?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
What did you get to as I'm the most interested
in your score?

Speaker 6 (13:04):
So my primary one, which I.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Almost hesitate because I wonder if he actually did it
and answered correctly right, as a game to manipulate.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Because you could, like you can you know what the
questions asked me? Obviously, but I sure I did.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
I played it honest, which is part of my empathy.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
But I was in the I had a two point two,
which is fifty two point nine three percent. So I'm
just barely more emotionally psychotic psychopa effect gick than most people.
But my secondary score, which is the behaviors, right.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, rule breaking, lack of efforge towards social rewarded one point.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Three, which is in the bottom two point seven eight percent. Wow, which,
by the way, that falls perfectly aligned with cart narcs,
like we have a responsibility towards now we behave in
public to other people.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
We okay, yeah, Greg, what did you get on the primary?
Imary was a two point four, which is sixty two
point three four percent of test, okay.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
And then on that's the lack of empathy for other
people tolerance for anti social orientations, And then for the
secondary was.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
A one point eight and that fell sixteen point four percent.
Well yeah, all right, menace.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
On my primary, I got one point four, Oh right you.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And then on my what was the percentage of.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
The percentage was sixteen point five.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Okay, ok little buddy. And then on my my secondary
was one point eight. And then it's the same as
Greg with the sixteen point four four All right.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Gina gren I got one point eight across the board.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Okay, So the.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Primary I was higher than thirty five point thirty seven
percent of people.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Okay, that's that's the lack of empathy for other people
in tolerance for the antisocial orientation to think pretty, and
then when it comes to rule breaking and lack of
effort to social rewarded behavior.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
Yeah, I'm higher than sixteen point four four as well,
so one point eight for both.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Okay, all right, Sammy, what did you get?

Speaker 11 (15:09):
I had one point eight for primary, so that's the
same as Gina, and then for secondary I had two
point four yea, yeah, and that's.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
The one for the rule breaking and everything. But so like,
what are the percentages?

Speaker 11 (15:22):
So it's higher than forty four point to eight percent,
which I.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Think themary for the for second secondary again the rule
breaking and stuff.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
Okay, right, which is interesting though because Woody, wasn't your
secondary two point five and you were like seventy five
percent or something.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was really seventy one point four five percent.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
Yeah, so one only point one apart from that, and
I met forty four point two eight percent.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Did they weigh? I'm saying I wondered do they weigh? Like?

Speaker 8 (15:48):
So that's what they show you. They show you the map,
the heat map there. They show you a map of
where the different scores hit. So that's so the curve,
as you can imagine, it is very is more slight
slid down or up to Oh, I say, okay, yeah,
I see that.

Speaker 9 (16:00):
Tend to take a statistics class and this is giving
this graphic giving.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I know.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
You're getting your research.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Not getting my regular degree, just.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Finishing that up.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, all right, so open psychometrics all one word, open
psychometrics dot org and you could take and see how.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Much of a psychopath you are? Is it interesting?

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Just like we did compared to the society.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
All right, we got some more Woodies Show coming up.
Phones for open eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
What's up Woody Show podcast listeners, It is menace. This Friday,
I will be in Inglewood at Cosm from four to
six pm in the Hall Now the hall is located
inside Cosm Ceosm. I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways
for theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and
more again this Friday, October fourth, from four to six

(17:00):
pm inside Cosm in Inglewood, located at Hollywood Park. It's
open to everybody. You don't got to pay to get
in between four to six pm for a chance to
win prizes with me at COSM. See you this Friday.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's very impressive, especially first time at the Glory Hole.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know this is.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I'm not sure about that. Well, we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Friday morning. It's October fourth, twenty twenty four, and
a happy Friday to y'all. I'm whatddy. That is Greg Glory.

(17:42):
We got menace. Hi. He's our birthday month boy.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yes, he's our social media director glorious.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
You know what you can do for his birthday month?
You can give us a follow on social media. Do it?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Go ahead and find us at the Woodie Show on
the social media platform of your choice.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Right there is Gina grad In ninety.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Good morning Gina. We've got Sammy, We've got Sea Bass. Yeah,
we got the phones open for you. Had eight seven
seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can also hit us up with a text over
to to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
We've got the d u i Q coming up for
you this hour.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
That'll be our dumb ass contest and your chance to
win some stuff as we always do on Fridays.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yep. Just having fun with drunks. Nice. Yeah, dude, I
tell you I've been doing so much drinking, so much
drinking these last I'm so proud of you. Yeah, like mom,
We've been doing all this social socialization with you know,
co workers and different cities and listener meetups, and now
you get my theory, like, how can you socialize without drinking?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
You know, I'm actually kind of looking forward to not
drinking for a couple of weeks because between the iHeartRadio
Music Festival and then you know, we went to the
Sublime thing and the Dorney Park takeover, and then you know,
in Dallas here we've been doing like just we went
to a even Busters thing last It ruled hard with
a bunch of you know, coworkers, salespeople and whatever, so

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they can get a chance to meet everybody.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
And we don't want to be rude by not using
our drink tickets, right.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
No, exactly, So you know I felt obligation to have
a few. Yeah, yeah, you know, but yeah, I think
I need.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
To dry out a little bit. I think you have
had more drinks than me. Actually, probably I had beers yesterday, Yeah,
I mean just overall. Yeah, probably, animal, I think you
might have a problem.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah, off the deep end.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Are you wondering why we called you here?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, let's talk. That's why we're here today.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, time for your
Friday fail stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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it is time for your Friday fan storry. All these
people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
could never go wrong. But then somewhere.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Along the line of you guys, it went from being
a great idea to one big stink in mega uber.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Ultra okay, terrific.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, it was not bad. It was not bad. All right,
pop my back.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Let's start with this story. Forty three year old woman
stopped at the border. She told the border patrol that
she only had a cooked meal in her suitcase, as
you do. But they noticed it was much heavier than
a normal suitcase, and they decided to take a closer looxie,
And when they opened the suitcase, they found more than
seven hundred pounds of bologney and prescription drugs, forty rolls

(21:26):
of Mexican boloney which weighed seven hundred and forty eight pounds,
and two hundred and eighty boxes of undeclared prescription medications.
She had tramadol, she had xanax, she had Gregg's new favorite.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Colans, Oh love Klonopin and uh dyes of PAM.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, but that's not all. She also was walking around
about eight grand in cash. She was arrested and taken
to fail jail.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
So yeah, money and drugs.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
By Greg's Like, you're not going to throw away the
col Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
They did say all the evidence was quote destroyed.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Down their gullets.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, reallocated it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Next up this one about this woman in New Jersey
who was caught trying to smuggle twenty five pounds of
marijuana onto a Spirit Airlines flight that pounds to the
US Virginiles. Now, she had it all in boxes and
they were wrapped like presents in Christmas paper. Okay, exactly,

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because that doesn't look suspicious in October anyway. After they
busted her, she broke out the menace excuse generator. She
tried to say that she didn't know what was in
the packages and that a friend had just given them
to her to take, but you.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Know, they didn't buy that. She was arrested and taken
too failed jail sales. Oh, yeah. On a related note
of a guy in Philadelphia was arrested at the airport
on Monday for hiding meth inside of an altered shotgun shell.
Oh okay, smartly like, Yeah, you're going through the airport
a shot gunshell. It's they won't look twice at that. Yeah.

(23:05):
Here's one about this zoo keeper and a lion handler.
What the hell is that? I don't know me menaces face.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
And a lion handler who had taken some guests to
the lion enclosure. It was after hours, but this guy,
he made the mistake of leaving the safety protection gate
open while feeding the lion, and that's when the lion
mauled him and killed him right there on the spot.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Lion's got to eat too. Down in case you're wondering, Uh,
lion's just lining, you know.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
So, yeah, they're supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Lion's fine. I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
They shot it dead to prevent further mutilation of the
zoo keeper's body, that's the reason.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
But it's done dead.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, once you get to taste of blood. Though, I'm
I'm pretty sure he was quite mutilated. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
This dude was out with his buddies when they saw
a six and a half foot long python on their
way home from the barrib. So the one guy in
the group, he decided to be fun and funny to
tease the python. However, the reptile got the better of
him and held him in its death grip, forcing his
friends to call the fire department.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Because that's what I'd.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Call Lucky for him, they were able to help free
him before he could be squeezed to death.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, what an idiot. And finally, this is one of
my favorite stories of the week.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
This is from Oklahoma. This guy named Cody Adams his
Cody with a K. He was at a gas station,
but he had a problem, you guys. What He had
to get to a court appearance, which was thirty miles away.
And believe it or not, no one at the gas
station wanted to give Cody, who's a.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Total stranger, wanted to give him a ride. That's so rare.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
So he decided his best option was to steal another vehicle.
I mean, after all, this charge that he's going to
court over pretty serious possession of stolen vehicle.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's what he's going Yeah, yeah, that's what he's going
to court for.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Anyway, someone left their truck running doors were on locks
of Cody, hopped in took off. The owner of the
truck had a pretty good idea where Cody was headed
because he had just told everyone at the gas station
how he needed a ride to court. So the cops
they caught him as he was walking into the courthouse.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
He admitted that he took the truck, but he claimed
he was just quote borrowing it.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
He didn't steal it. He was just borrowing because after all,
I gotta get to the court. Now. The good news
is he did make the hearing.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Bad news is they took him straight to jail after
hearing how he got there, and then they booked him.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Of course on some additional charges.

Speaker 13 (25:36):
So that's cool.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, it doesn't know how mudget his time.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
And those ladies and gentlemen, your Friday fail stories. All right,
We got the phones open if you want to be
a contestant, because next up is the d u i Q. Yes,
always busy on a Friday, trying to get through this
morning and in your weekend as quickly as we can.
So if you like to play the dui Q, we're
looking for a contestant. You're just gonna have to get
that's whether the drunk person that Seed Bass has talked to.

(26:03):
We'll get these questions right and then we'll go and
we'll see how Menace and Sammy do with them as well.
But d u i Q eight seven seven forty four
Woody to call in and play that's eight.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Seven seven forty four Wooding and we'll play that next.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's a great thing in the morning with the coffee,
a little morning gratitude.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
I feel like I want to stop. Oh my gosh,
I started sweating like crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh my god, I'm a.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
Little upset that we ruined a good down the wood show.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
They shout out to Bert Kreischer. Yes, we just heard
in there in that little a little rejoined cliff.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
There.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
We were at one of our our meetings the other
day and the people that we're meeting with, this one
of the one of the guys that was there, young
guys like mid twenties.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, and uh, somehow Burt came up like, dude, you
guys know the machine yea yeah, And we're like yeah, yeah,
and so he's, oh my god, dude, it's crazy and
blah blah blah blah. He was obviously a very big fan,
so I uh, I facetimed Bart Chrysler. Yeah, and he

(27:09):
picked up. I said, hey, dude, I said, can you
talk to like a mega fan for a second. Oh yeah, absolutely,
and made this kid's like day.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Man he was he was so so anyway, and and
Bert was, you know, super cool with them, and yeah,
so it was, Uh, it was cool and thanks so
thanks to Bert for doing that. That is a certifiable
I've I've done that with a couple of people with
like Joe Koy or you know, they go, oh, dude,
I'm a big fan of Joe Cooy And that's how
I found your show because he posted he was going
to be on with you guys and blah blah blah

(27:39):
blah blah.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
And picked this out. Yeah I'm connect. Yeah. So anyway,
thanks to those guys. I think it was pretty cool. Great.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
We got a dumb ass contest ready to go. In
Today's dumb ass contest is the d u I q
uh sea bask's playing the way the game works to everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Please, Oh it's so simple.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
I asked somebody who's drunk some trivia questions. But they
are They're the easiest thing in the world. So the
gametimes all the time. And the game isn't oh, what's
the answer to the questions? The game is this drunk
person going to be so loopy that they won't know
the answer. And if you can guess whether they know
two times out.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Of three, you win.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
All right, So that's how the game has played for you,
the contestant. Then here in the studio, we are going
to try to guess whether or not Menace and Sammy
know the answers to this question. It's just a little
bonus fun for us, and you could play along as well.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Eight seven seven four. Let's say hello to Jenny. Hey,
good morning Jenny, Jenny, good morning.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
All right, and then our drunk is named Steven, and
what can you tell us about Steven here Sea Bass
Steven really?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Think Christy on my Christy?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Okay, Christy Christy my bad, Yeah, sorry, Christy.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
Christy was a little bonus from what the folsome street
Fair nous because, and again we haven't said this enough,
the folshom street Fair a lot of nudity and people
doing sex.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Sex happens on San Francisco public streets. So she was
just out front of her apartment selling liquor.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, and also.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Drink getting high on her own supply.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Nice exactly, entrepreneur.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, so we're gonna use this clip here, Jenny that
you're gonna hear Christy on just to kind of get
a better idea of just how with or not with that?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
She is okay, Okay, here we go. Do you want you, Christy?

Speaker 14 (29:27):
I am drinking these things that I'm selling, which is
Sunny Delight with three shots of grey Goose in it.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
What does that cost, Sonny d with three shots.

Speaker 14 (29:36):
Of grey Goose ten dollars for one? Yes, absolutely a
great deal.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
We gave you the inspiration to sell liquor on the street.

Speaker 14 (29:42):
So last year I was just sitting here having a fun,
fun time, just being drunk, and then this year I
was like, how about I be drunk but sell some Now?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Have you been sampling the goods? We do get high
off our own.

Speaker 14 (29:56):
Supply grey Goose? It was a brand that we you
know and love, you know, turn you on to poor Oss.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's a brig chryso you like him?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Who is that?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I don't think she's a demographic for Bert. Also, that's
a running joke on his podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh so here's the thing we have sonny D that
we were just talking about, Like, there's some new flavors
of that, like bars sonny D.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Yeah, weird flavors and everything. Pair something orange, something orange,
pair orange plum, which I don't think.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Those go together.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Now sonny D with booze sounds pretty good. They had
released the original Menace you've had at a number of times.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I like it, and Christy doesn't sound.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
That twists.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Handler liquor.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
All right, So Jenny, are you ready for the questions?

Speaker 15 (30:49):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right, here we go, Menace and Sammy. Question number
one for the d U I Q were on your
body is your uvula? This is a repeater now possible, possible,
I believe it, all right, So on your body is
your you?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Where on your body is your uvula?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
All right, so let's get some guesses. We'll start with you,
Greg Gory. I'm feeling kind of confident in our buddies here.
So Menace, yes, Sammy, yes, and Christy. Let's just say no,
I think you're extra tired or malnourished, do you think? Yeah,
I'm gonna say triple no. All right, I almost triple yes.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
I'm going to go the opposite of Greg and say
that you said the drunk would know it.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Not Okay, I think the drunk knows it, Christie knows.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It, don't know, Sammy, don't know?

Speaker 13 (31:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Menace and Sammy, do you think that Christy will get
this right? I'm going to say yes, yes, you do.
And then Jenny, what's your guest officially yes or no?
For question number one?

Speaker 13 (31:55):
I'm no.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
All right, here we go. Question number one. D you
want you where on your body is your uvula? Menace? Crotch? Crotch?
Sammy thet It's correct. That was my second guess what
do you think like volva?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
That is like something down there?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yes, I'm just trying to think of like where the association.
All right, yeah, so congratulations, Sammy, you've got a point.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Now let's see if our caller Jenny here is on
the board d y Q question number one, where on
your body is your uvula?

Speaker 14 (32:32):
I would say in the private region? Absolutely, She's doing great.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Okay, Jenny, Jenny, you're on the Board's that's one point.
I only need one more point in order to win
this round of the d U y Q. Question number two.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
In sports, the n C double A stands for what?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
All right, menace?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
No, Sammy, I'll come back to her and then uh yeah,
and then Christy No, okay, Sammy, no, triple no.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
I think I just figured it out.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So but yeah, but you're mensa just like Sea Bass.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Rightifications total, he gets he gets real question, I know
he gets, so sad, I'm going.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
To go triple no, triple no, Greg, I'm going to
go triple no as well. And there's these letter groupings.
I think that's Sammy's weak spot. Okay, menace. Do you
think that our drunk friend Christy will get it right?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
What do you think Sammy?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
All right? And our call our contestant, Jenny. Question number two,
This could be the winner for you. What do you think?

Speaker 13 (33:50):
Can I go triple no too?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Triple no?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Of course, of course?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Sorry. Question number two for the d U i Q.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
In sports, the n C double A stands for what?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Menace? Uh? What I write down?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
National College Association Athletes of athletes?

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Okay, Sammy, National College Athletic Association.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Wow, okay, yeah, are we accepting that?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I would accept that, okay, because it's the nitpicker.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Collegial h I mean yeah, I would accept that if
you're going at home.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
No, but for just to be nice also, yes, okay,
all kind of right?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, No, that that was more disastrous like college or collegiate.
I think it's same thing, all right, is it?

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yes, he's trying to drag her down.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Question question number two d U y Q and Jenny
said that our friend Christy would not get this, and
if that is the case, she'll be the winning sports.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
The n C double A stands for.

Speaker 14 (34:55):
What dan cuble A stands for a wonderful situation where
you accept everyone and then you do, or you don't
and then you do.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
But what is the letters n C A M.

Speaker 14 (35:09):
You're asking me while I'm drunk the National Convention about
the lenux and some Asian.

Speaker 10 (35:16):
Oh what can you say Asian s word?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Well, Hey, congratulations, Jenny, you're the wad.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Hey yeah, you are the winner on the d U
i Q. Congratulations and have yourself a great weekend. But
thank you so much for listening to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 13 (35:37):
And just do uspaper.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
You're welcome and hang on, we'll get all of your information. Wow.
One two done, done and made quick work of that.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
We still have one more question here that we can
play just with amongst ourselves.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Okay, d U I Q what is the square root
of sixty four?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
What is the square root of sixty four? Do I
know that?

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Simple math?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I don't know if I know it?

Speaker 7 (36:05):
You do know it?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
All right?

Speaker 8 (36:06):
Men Menace, don't don't look well what he's probably out of it.
You're probably out of the helping with homework game now right?
Oh yeah, because they do. They would do a common
core and all that court well, but beyond that, like
they probably don't even come to you with homework questions
anymore because there.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Are now on my job, all right, Menace, look away anyway?
Is that? Yes? Okay? Then I did not You knew
it all right?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I was not confident, all right. See guesses around the room.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Gina grad if medicine, Samuel know it? I say no, men.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
No, Sammy O double knows, double know What about the
drunk christ you know?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Hell no?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Okay, yeah, I'm going once again triple no. Although Sammy
has gotten the first to writes, you couldn't surprise this
a sweep.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
I've been underestimating Samon.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
And also don't remember she's selling she's selling liquor. So
she's doing math.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
You know, she's making change.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
You know, yeah, she's the one giving change.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
I want to give her credit because I actually bought
liquor at the fulsome street fair across the street from her,
from a guy who had like and he was all disorganized.
He poured me two shots at Jamison for like three
bucks apiece, which was nice.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Taking open bottles in.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
For it. You don't know where the neck of that
bottle has been.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
That's wild.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
It was smart for her because she's all it's it's
grab and go was what she had, the little three shots,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
What I would buy. I have a shot of fart
locker bourbon.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
But that's the thing is, you don't see that. You
don't see that grab and go getting bird paired Menace.
Maybe she's using like tang and you know, powder and stuff.
I'm sure she wasn't she just but yeah, all right, you.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Know what, I'm changing my vote. I think Sammy gets
it Menace and Christy do not. Guys, you weren't looking
at the blank stare. I'm looking at Menace.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
What do you think?

Speaker 10 (37:56):
I think Christy gets it?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Christy gets it? Sammy? What do you think? No? No,
she will not get it. Question number three for the
d U i Q, what is the square root of
sixty four?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
To Sammy seven seven menace sixty nine?

Speaker 6 (38:14):
You are both correct, act I mean that's what I
immediately wrote down.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, but like ticket, what's the square?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
And then the other thing I thought of was four four?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, and the answer is eight. I was surprised that
I knew.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
That plus four? What do you think four? I don't know,
that's what I just thought of. Yeah, four he felt it.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
There's no reason.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
The reason next next week? What is the square root?
I don't know. Direction somewhere.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
You want to take the square root east?

Speaker 12 (38:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (38:50):
Six mile.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
La root square to thirty five? Ye take that south
for about ten miles.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
It's called the iPhone, don't you know? Thank you?

Speaker 15 (39:00):
They don't need to know.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Question number three d u i Q, what is the
square root of sixty four?

Speaker 14 (39:07):
I don't do math on the weekends. Usually, if I
was to be a genius, I would say.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Eight, Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
She pulled out her inner weekend genius.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Dude, this is my spirit animal right on weekend. Yeah,
we just pulled it out of our ass. Yeah, well,
that's how you play the d u i Q.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Everybody, Yeah, thank you see mass Yeah she was fun
and congratulations to our winner Jenny.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Here.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
On The Woodes Show, we're gonnake a break. We got
some more Woodies Show. It's frit of you guys. Y
Friday check ins on the text over to two to
ninety seven tells who you are and they wear around town.
You listen to The Woody Show. You got an exciting
weekend ahead of you. What what you got going on?
Share that with us or if there's something or someone
you'd like to have his mention when we get to
your check ins text on over two.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
To nine eight The Woody Show. Hey, what's up everybody?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Just a quick little notes that The Woody Show we
are hosting an event at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa.
Yeah right, Friday night, November the first, So be aware.
Mark it on your calendar if you can make it great,
if you can't figure out a way to make it way,
Just to know it's a twenty one and older event

(40:24):
because the alcohol always flowing.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Oh it does.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Our next big Woody Show event Marongo Casino Resort and Spa,
Friday night, November the first. It's a free event only
open to people twenty one and older. This is I
will just a little heads up that Menace is going
to be out at Cosm this afternoon four to six pm.

(40:47):
Cosm Cosm. It's right next to Sofi Stadium. It is
a six sick place, sick good.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
It's mind blowing.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Like if you're a fan of whatever team and going
to see them live is obviously the best thing. The
second best thing is doing.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
This, and depending on where your seats are live, this
might be the first best thing.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Is oh yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, that's absolutely true.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Field court side. You feel like you're at the fifty
yard of line.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
It's insane. It's Cosm Cosm.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
It's right next to Sofi Stadium there in Inglewood four
to six pm. Meda's gonna be out there with some
theme park giveaways, theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody show merch.
That's a Cosm this afternoon four until six pm. Phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Send us a text you're Friday, check in over to
two two nine eight seven so Medicine. I both have
the Ray band Metas.

Speaker 10 (41:40):
Yes, I love them.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I love them. One of the things I always thought
would be cool is if it could be like you
see somebody I'm terrible at names, uh huh, and I
go who is this person?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Which the Ray band Metas won't do on their own
because it's a privacy thing and.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
They're able to do it.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
But these two Harvard students, they have developed a program
using the Meta smart glasses that will identify an individual
and it can obtain access to their personal information like
home address, all this stuff about them, and uh it
just because it recognizes the face.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah, and you go tell me about this.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Person, and all of a sudden, like you can just
walk up to them. So here's that's what they're doing.
They walked up to some people in the New York
City subway as they're standing there on the train platform,
and here's how that went. Are you?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
That seemed?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh okay, I think I think I met you through
like the Cambridge Community Foundation, right, yeah, yeah, it's great
to meet you. I'm K.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Do you happen to be a person working on like
like minority stuff for like Muslims in India at all
or something?

Speaker 15 (42:40):
Really?

Speaker 14 (42:40):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (42:42):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (42:42):
I've read your work before.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's sup.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
This guy's like, oh my god, I got right, like, oh,
I hate that.

Speaker 10 (42:50):
I'm like, well sorry. The reason that they know all.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
This is because those people uploaded multiple photos of themselves
online and online before they I was online before I know,
but before they started hating on the people that developed
this program. All these people put this information online. Yeah,
for the public de view.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
Well you you may, you could go either way on
how you feel about this, but a lot of dumb
people are about.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
To get murdered.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Don't go zero to murder dumb people.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
But you're like, oh, I am god, let's go home together.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
But Gina, here's a question. Would you rather be stuck
in the woods with a bear or a man with
medical right?

Speaker 9 (43:28):
I mean yeah, I have always said man, and I
will continue to say man.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up of
the text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Now, what has our birthday month? Boy been wanting to do?
This is something that was not on his wish list.
It was something he's just been I'm sorry, bucket list. Yeah, damn,
I knew that didn't sound right as soon as anyway,
he's been wanting to do this and.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
He finally did it, and he went to the Texas
State Fairs.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
Yeah it was glorious.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Like, yeah, it was glorious. Yeah, I loved it so much.
I did, and uh, you know, I was there mostly
for food. Was it everything you hoped it would be
and better? And I'll tell you why, because I've been
to a lot of fairs and a lot of the
fair food and other regions kind of stale, not that great.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
The Highway State Fair that was good.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
It was, but I'm telling you this, the the ingredients
are so much fresher. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't it doesn't
have like it feels like straight off the grill.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, you know. It's when I get my deep fried Oreo.

Speaker 13 (44:42):
Fresh.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
You you would understand if you put this food to
your mouth, you would understand what I'm talking about. But
I mostly spent uh my time there in the Tower
Building food court, and I tried the fried gumbo balls
and those were delicious.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Pull that off?

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Like what's the They had like a sort of like
a breading around around it and just like rice sauce. Yeah,
all right, delich. Also I had a fried Snickers of course, delicious.
Then I had I went to the Stay Cheesy Booth
and I had a Texas shaped sandwich that was awesome,

(45:25):
and and their French fries again it feels like they
just uh picked the potatoes right there and just cut
them up off the potato tree, off the potato tree.

Speaker 10 (45:36):
And it was so fresh.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
And they had their own like housemade sauce that was delicious.
So shout out to this stay Cheesy booth. And then
I went over and Greg, you loved this. I went
to and had the drowning Ta ketos and they're drowning
and guawk, it's delicious. You can see a lot of
this stuff. You can if you go to the woodieshow Instagram,
I haven't posted right now at the what he's showing

(46:00):
on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
We got a video for every occasion.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Yes, a little recap for you, but glorious.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
And I wish I had more time to spend there,
like I get I could literally you probably could spend
a whole week there and not see everything that was happening. Also,
shout out to the dog show that they have their
stunt dog show that had a French bulldog that's like
doing all these crazy tricks and you know, I have
two French she's in They're dumb as hell and somehow
this dog is like running on barrels and like jumping

(46:30):
over things or was.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
It built like a fire hydrant like yours are?

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Uh no, it was a little stumpy.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
I saw the picture.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, yours are like kind of big fat chunks, right,
I mean, yeah, you know this one a little more? Yeah, yeah,
because you yours? Can they jump up on stuff anymore? Yeah?
They can? Oh they can?

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:51):
All right, but this dog was killing it again. You
can see it on our Instagram at the.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Did you go to the birthing barn?

Speaker 6 (46:58):
I did not, but I I love seeing the little
baby chicks and those birthday barns. Those are fun birthday
little baby chicks. I have a lot of time, but
it was fun, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Well, something that you've been really wanting to do and
during your birthday month. I mean it's amazing. That's a
good eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Wooding sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven more Friday Woodies Show.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Next The.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Woody Show, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Guys, what it is Friday morning?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It is Friday, October fourth, twenty twenty four on Woody
that's Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
We've got menace.

Speaker 13 (47:47):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
We've got Gina Gress Hey, there is sea bags.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I'm like, what it's like, what it's like, let's go.
It's like, yeah, there's Sammy Morning. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody Text does Friday.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Check ins over two to nine eight seven. So the
big story seems like everybody's talking about.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Well, I mean there's a couple other things, like the
port workers and the operators. They reached a deal so
that strikes over cool, so we could stop parting toilet papers.
So that that's that's a big story. I also saw
about how Eminem is going to be a grandpa.

Speaker 10 (48:18):
That's yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, So anyway, I guess he was like tearing up
in his video and whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Yeah, so that's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
It's so weird to think, like Eminem grandfather. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Also weird because he's been, you know, talking about his
daughter for so long and all this music. Like, wait,
she's old enough to be married and have a baby. Yep,
she is now the story that everybody seems to be
talking about. And Gina definitely has some thoughts on this
because she's read more into it. I just got a
text yesterday from Sammy. They said, oh no, not Garth.

(48:49):
I know Garth Brooks Well, his hair and makeup artist,
just filed a lawsuit against him, claiming that he raped
and battered her in a hotel room during a work
trip in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
Yeah, apparently she was Trisha Yearwood's and his makeup artist.
But the lawsuit, the docs get so oddly specific.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
We got to break this downy, Gina was reading into it.
It sounds like an erotic novelge.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Now cea Bass as the Minister of slam and as
the guy who is the most knowledgeable when it comes
to science and physics and things of that nature.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
And yeah, you know, yeah, you got to hear this.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
I read it too, and I'm with Gina. I've read
a lot of legal complaints. Yeah, and they don't look
like this.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
Yeah, let's let's let's talk about it. The woman says
Garth held her and she's she's five foot tall, held
her by her ankles and dangled her upside down as
he penetrated her vagina, slamming his we Wii inside her
so hard that she quote felt as if she was

(49:59):
breaking in two.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Now I would have paid somebody to talk about my
wiener in a way that I know, non criminally, not
in a criminal way.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
But if you really want to hurt him in a lawsuit,
my god, you should say that you barely felt it.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
But I know that I've been penetrated.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
Yes, this is something out of like, this is like
a side show.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
But I don't understand how that part is physically possible.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
That's what we're wondering.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
This is like sugar night dangling someone outside a hotel
room and all like.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
And also penetrating them.

Speaker 9 (50:30):
This defies the laws of gravity, Sea bass, how say you?

Speaker 13 (50:34):
Well?

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Yeah, these the science isn't really necessary on this one,
especially at Garth's age and weight, in which the law,
the lawsuit or the lawsuit the complaint also points out, is.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Like, yeah, he's an old and fat man.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
How is he gassed? Out right?

Speaker 11 (50:47):
Okay, so I'll say the way I pictured it when
I read it, because you're right, it doesn't really make sense.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Now, how has this happened to you? Because you're very small?

Speaker 11 (50:55):
No, But what I think because the dangling upside down
part in him I'm holding the ankles doesn't really make
sense unless maybe the front part of her body was
like laying over a bed or something else, like we're
picturing it standing fully standing up.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
But that doesn't really make sense.

Speaker 11 (51:11):
But she could still have been dangling upside down just
the top part of her I see what you.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
Mean, right, that does make more sense. That would be
more of a.

Speaker 11 (51:20):
Couch watching picture, like over something that she was upside down.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
She's holding some invisible ankles in her hands right now.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
What Sammy is proposing is the only way that I
think this could have happened.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
I just think it was worded badly.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I'm going to see the Oliver Stone movie JFK where
they like he has film.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Or it's like you made a right turn. We're gonna
need to see this all, like show me how this works. Yeah,
So basically a ninety degree angle, not one hundred and
eighty degrees.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Yeah right, that's where you know the wording is not clear.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Is like the whole hanging upside down things. And she
also says if it doesn't fit, you must quit.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
That he repeatedly exposed his genitals and buttocks to her
and was talking about you know, sexy things.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Changer in front of her, sharing fantasies.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Yeah, and asking about threesomes.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
There are a lot of beyond all this, there are
a lot there are a lot of specifics in here
that are just you don't see in legal complaints. Like, like
I said, it reads like a weird, gross romance novel.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Yes, but a lot of there's a lot of lawsuits
and where like there's a lot of flowerly, flowery language
and it's very over the top in dramatic. Yeah, and
like the lawyers will tell you like, oh, you can
put whatever you want these things.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
It doesn't necessarily have to be true.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
God, you know, they're just basically trying to get like
some kind of settlement.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Makes it seem like over the top.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
And well, apparently Brooks filed his own lawsuit against this woman.
Oh really, you're trying to damage my reputation. You're trying
to extort me.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
The same happen and we don't know about it because
he filed it as John Doe and Jane Doe.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
And you're trying to get a jump on it.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Well, because I'm sure she or somebody contacted him saying
we're going to file this lawsuit, right, that's that was like, oh, no,
you're not. You're not doing that to me. Get the
f out of here, You're not extorting me. So he
filed his lawsuits to try to you know.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
What about the murders, right, yeah, what about.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
That trail of murder? About that Chris Kanes, If.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
You don't know, there's a big conspiracy theory that he's
like one of the most prolific serial killers.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
It wasn't that from Tom Segura and uh and Bert,
just Tom and Tom and Christina where they would just
because they were making fun of how awkward he was
doing like pro like social media videos and so that
the whole joke was, Oh, he's.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Hiding something essentially, but is he?

Speaker 9 (53:44):
But menace was alluding to the I don't know fact,
the idea that wherever he his stops off for his tour,
people tend to commit right yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Well that was one of the things that was part
of the bit they fill the whole Yeah he's not
really a Thomson Girl fan.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Okay, because it got so bad because people would get
him in the joke so much that Garth would post
anything and it wasn't Garth's fan saying.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Oh can't wait to see you in Rocky Top.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It was where the bodies garth murder me. Oh god, we.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Should do that with Menace anytime. Menas post something guys.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
Yeah, he does do a lot of travelers.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yeah right, yeah another story, of course, did you watch
Thursday Night Football? I did, Dude, Falcons beat the Bucks
in overtime, so it was a great game. But Kirk Cousins,
who I never thought twice about Kirk Cousins until I
watched that quarterback documentary. I was like, Wow, he's actually
a pretty cool guy, hardworker.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
He threw for five and nine yards four touchdowns, like
he went off. That's a Falcon record.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
And it's only, by the way, the twenty fifth time
that a quarterback has passed for over five hundred yards
in an NFL game.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Wow. So I mean it's not to beat a Falcon record,
but that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I'm saying the Falcons maybe not.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
But Michael Vick hello, yeah, hello, yeah, well he has
a different record.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
We're gonna do some Friday dad jokes.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
If you want to give us a call, eight seven
seven forty four Wooding, that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
You can hit us up and let us know what
your dad joke is just a simple, fun kind of one.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Letters loves them. That's these are his favorite kinds of jokes.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
They're definitely not just puns rebranded as.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Dad jokes, right, it's his favorite kind of joke. Now, yeah,
he said it's the most enjoyable form of human It's
the most enjoyable.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
And he's the one that wants to do the segment again.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Guys, those guys.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
We haven't done dad jokes in a few weeks ago, Like,
we get it. But the fawns always light up.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
So if you want to call in, get on the
air with your best dad joke, do that eight seven
seven forty four Woody, or you could text it over
to us at two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
That's next. Who am I, Woody? I am a body part.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
You can use me to fill your big crack.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
The ancient Egyptians thought, I produced you kiss Woody.

Speaker 15 (56:01):
After you get me up, you should tie.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Me down the woody shop.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I forgot about that game got the dirty mines game, esca. Also,
he needed some uh, we gotta get.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Some more moorgasms going. I know somebody brought that up
the other day about her getting her toes done and orgasms. Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Right, eight seven seven forty four wood it's a Friday morning,
in time for some dad jokes. Everybody, Friday dad jokes.
If you got a good one for us, hit us up.
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. Seaba said he would quit if we
didn't do him. That's what he said.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Yeah, so you know, we get it.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, like he may be a little awkward at.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Times, but uh, you know this, Yeah, he's a he's
a great he's a great co worker and a joy and.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
A joy and a delight. That's your first dad joke.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
All right, eight seven seven forty four wood He text
over to two to two ninety seven. You guys, there
was a king once who was twelve inches tall. Terrible king,
great ruler.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Hey, uh, what did obi Wan say to Luke when
he was having trouble using chopsticks?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
Use the fuck?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Lukey? Gina? Do you know what animal has the largest chest?
A z bron?

Speaker 10 (57:26):
Do you know why Coffee filed the police report?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Why?

Speaker 10 (57:29):
Because they got mugged.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Let's go to Jeff. Hey, good morning, Jeff.

Speaker 12 (57:35):
What's up, Bud?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
What's up? What's your Friday? Dad joke.

Speaker 13 (57:39):
All right, it's the real, the real kne flapper.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Here.

Speaker 15 (57:41):
Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (57:42):
Yeah, all right, here we go. So, why don't you
see any dead crows in the road.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Why don't you see any dead crows in the road?

Speaker 13 (57:50):
Why because there's always one in the tree going cor
cor cor.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yep, all right, Jeff, actually call, let's go to Robert Robbie.

Speaker 16 (58:03):
Hey, morning, guys.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Morning, I want your dad joke.

Speaker 15 (58:06):
I got a classic classic be slapper. What is the
best time to go to the dentist?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Speaker 13 (58:16):
Yeah too, Pardi?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Yeah, classic b slapper? Yeah right now, all right, Robert,
thank you for the call. Appreciate listen to the show.
Sea Mass.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
I'm sorry, so you got a good dad joke for us?
And yeah, guys, I think I'm tached into the internet.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
The only book I've read this year is Facebook.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
A caller.

Speaker 9 (58:41):
Somebody texted in bespoke Taylor made one for Greg.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Oh yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
How does Greg get a pound of meat out of
a fly?

Speaker 6 (58:51):
Meat?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Hold on, let me see if I can this one. How
does Greg Gory get a pound of me? I don't
have a fly? How it sounds I.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Pop he unzips it?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Hey do you know where surfers learn to serve?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Where do surfers learn to serve?

Speaker 10 (59:15):
At boarding school?

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I let's go to Phil. Hey, Good morning Phil, Hey,
good morning morning. What's your dad joke?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
So?

Speaker 15 (59:25):
What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pocket thief?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
And a what what?

Speaker 15 (59:31):
And a pocket thief?

Speaker 13 (59:33):
Like a big pocket?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Yeah? Yeah, what's the what's.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
The difference one of them snatches watches?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Like I like that.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
It's cute.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
It's cute. All right, Phil, thank you for the call.
I appreciate appreciate you listening to THEO Show.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Let's say how to Brandon? Everybody, Good morning, brand.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
Good morning Woody Show. I've been waiting for this segment
for a while.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Oh, here we go, make it a good one. Friday
dad joke? What's yours?

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
Okay, I gotta pair it for you.

Speaker 12 (01:00:03):
What do you call an Irish baker?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
What do you call an Irish baker?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
A ginger bread man?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Ginger bread man? All right, then, what's the second one?

Speaker 13 (01:00:17):
Why are skeletons so calm?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Why are skeletons so calm? Why? Brandon?

Speaker 13 (01:00:25):
Because nothing gets another skin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Skeletons, nailed it, it's your goal weight skeleton.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
What does a baby computer call it's father?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
What does a baby computer?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Dada?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
A sea bass?

Speaker 12 (01:00:45):
Beat?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
That one?

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
I don't think I can. I'll stick on the same then,
you know, guys, I think I think I'm addicted to
the Internet. Being outside looks weird without an Instagram filter?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Who how about it? By the way, these are off brand.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
I know, I know you guys. I'm joining in the fun.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
How about the best part at dad jokes is Sammy
legitimately laughs at them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Because are fun? How about a classic knee slapper? Yeah,
let's go. What do you call a man with a
two inch peanuts?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Justin?

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Oh yeah, there's a little risk, just justin because it
just goes in.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
Come.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Let's go to Travis. He Good morning, Travis morning.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
How you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
We're doing great? What's your dad joke? What do you
call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A Mexican with
a rubber toe? What? Oh? Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah, as I said that at that pace, I think
I just figured it out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yeah, but sorry many, Thank you, Travis.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
How about this one on the same theme, why did
the Mexican dude, take xanax for hispanic attacks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I didn't write him. I didn't write it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I just wanted to know if you knew what the
horse said after it tripped?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Oh? What did the horse say after a tripped?

Speaker 12 (01:02:14):
Help?

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
I've fallen and I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Get you up?

Speaker 12 (01:02:23):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Hey, what what's your dad? Jokes?

Speaker 15 (01:02:27):
This one's kind of for Greg.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
But what happened to the Chinese guy when he ran
into the wall with a bulge?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
What happened to the Chinese guy who ran into the
wall with a bulge?

Speaker 13 (01:02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Well, yeah, but he broke his nose. He broke his nose,
and that's for me.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Okay, yeah, and it's as I hate to be a stickler,
but know where this is going.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
That's an old Jewish.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, the other side of the same coin.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
But people aren't known for having you know, wait what
so it was a play on the what Well, it's an.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Old Jewish joke.

Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Purpose if you go into your deepest, darkest recesses of
your mind and you see that this is two sides
of the same coin, this joke.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
And that guy nailed it. It was great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, all right, I got one. All right?

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment,
but never in a thousand years.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
All right, can you give it to me one more time?

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
What comes in a minute? Twice in a moment, but
never in a thousand years?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
What's that the letter?

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
M Okay, it's a thinker spelling joke.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Okay, you say so not, I mean not.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Really, it's right there and spelling joke.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
I think I just tuned out because it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
Was thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yeah, all right, David, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (01:03:56):
David, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Good morning. So whatt your dad joke?

Speaker 13 (01:04:02):
What kind of pants does the psychic wear?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
What kind of pants is the psychic wear? I don't know,
A paranormal pant, normal pants?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Getting It's like the old joke, like what's Mario's favorite
kind of pants?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
What kind denim?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
I like that? I have one for Sammy. Yeah, it's
a Christmas joke.

Speaker 9 (01:04:26):
Okay, if athletes get athletes foot?

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
What do elves get? What missile toes?

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Christmas getting?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
We have?

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
We haven't heard one from you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Did you hear about the cleaners who went to Space? No?
They ended up scrubbing the mission.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Yeah, I've just reminded a couple of things my grandfather
used to say when one door closes, another one opens.
He was a great guy, but dude, a terrible cabinet maker.
My mother, she used to say, the way to a
man's heart is through his stomach. Wonderful woman, terrible surgeons.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Why? Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Because he kept on throwing away the bet ones. You know,
you know, yes, you know, factory factory.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Let's go to let's go to Matty. Good morning, Matt,
one of guys. Good morning Friday, dad joke. What do
you got.

Speaker 16 (01:05:34):
Uh? Did you hear about the cargo ship that was
carrying red paint and the other cargo ship that was
carrying blue paint? Oh yeah, they unfortunately crashed in the
middle of the sea and all the sailors were marooned.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Oh yeah, good, Yeah, I get it because the two
colors mixed together.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Yeah, sure, you got it. Yeah, Seth, good morning, Seth,
morning morning. What's your dad joke?

Speaker 13 (01:06:03):
So why did adele cross the road?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Why did a dell cross the road?

Speaker 13 (01:06:08):
Why just say hello from the other side?

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Okay, that hell getting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
So a blind guy walks into a bar, uh huh
and a chair and a table.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Oh wow. And then also this desk likes a guy
he walked into a bra.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
Oh yeah, why did the guy sell his vacuum?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
It was just doing it was just why did the
guy sell va?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
No, what because all it was doing was collecting dusk?

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Good night?

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Wow, alright, let's go to uh Joey, Good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:06:49):
Joey, Hey, good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Do you say joke? What do you got?

Speaker 13 (01:06:55):
Thirty cows are in a field?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Yep?

Speaker 13 (01:06:58):
Twenty eight chickens?

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Yeah? How many?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Didn't?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Wait? How many cows?

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
What getting? It's math getting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Twenty eight thirty cows, chicken, twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
Twenty eight chicken. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Okay, I want to be two.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
I'm math that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
No thirty and then twenty eight twenty twenty eight ch Wow,
that's like wow, there's multiple things.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Yeah, cool?

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
What do you fall?

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
A fish with no eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Oh? What do you call it? Deal with no eyes?
No idea, no idea?

Speaker 10 (01:07:42):
What did the lama say to his date?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
I want to go on a picnic?

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
And then they said, I'll pack a lunch with that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
You guys, there's your running dad joke.

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
I'll pack a lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah, steam bass, do you want to take us out
with one.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
Okay, guys, I gotta I gotta make something first. Okay,
all my jokes today I stolen from Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 10 (01:08:13):
Oh wee.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
See, he's really funny. That's why I stolen. That wasn't
a joke. Okay. I think I'm addicted to the internet.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
Oh yeah, I didn't buy lemonade from the kid down
the street because he didn't have a yelper you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Jimmy Fallon hosted it tonight show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
All right, millionaire, all right, we got some more Woodie
Show coming.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Up for you next time, boy Hattie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
That sure got a tasty kick to it. The show
will be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Well, crazy story out of Minnesota this morning with this
eighteen year old kid. He was driving a super sweet
twenty twenty two Honda Pilot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah, and it wouldn't stop accelerating.

Speaker 10 (01:08:56):
Oh geez.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
The vehicle's computer had malfunctioned, and so he called nine
to one one explain the situation, and they tried some
troubleshooting over the phone as they're trying to track him down,
but nothing worked. He spent around twenty minutes flying through
intersections at eighty miles an hour. Oh my, god, then ninety,
then one hundred, all the way up to one hundred

(01:09:18):
and thirteen miles an hour ish so hard. The cops
were initially hoping to, you know, drop some of these
stopsticks in the path, but he was just going too fast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
They didn't have time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
So the officers they were looking at, you know, where
he was going, his path, and they saw that he
was headed toward this, yeah, like a t in the road.
And that's when one of the officers raced up to him,
sped past him at one hundred and thirty, got in
front of him, and another cop told the kid to
crash into the cruiser.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Oh my god, and he did, and so.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Both vehicles skidded to a stop and miraculously no injuries.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Here is the kid along with Deputy Johnson. First of all,
Johnson and Trooper Groover talking about what happened. They're on
the local news.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Hey, this thing is accelerating. My foot is not on
the gas.

Speaker 15 (01:10:10):
Is the accelerators like accelerators stuck down.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
I was going a lot faster than we thought it was.
I'm sorry to go. I'm going to die tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Yeah, probably one hundred and thirty, I know.

Speaker 16 (01:10:24):
Squad tops olid around one hundred and forty, so probably
somewhere in that range.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Yes, running to the back of his car.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
I don't think I did anything special really.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
I think what it comes down to is I just
had the fastest car and was able to get in
front of them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I was like Jesus crying. So I got something of that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:42):
Jason, I'm assuming I'm assaying they didn't try to like
put it in neutral or.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Hit the brake. Well, okay, so it depends.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
Okay, So just had a rental car here the last
few days and it's like it's a digital shift. It's
just buttons, so you push D or R or but
like you know, if the computer's now functioning and that
stuff isn't work because I thought about like the like
the emergency break or right, but shouldn't the break, I
mean the brake pedal shut itself. Shouldn't you be able

(01:11:09):
to glam like just push that thing before?

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Well, if that happened with the car you rented, then
we would have topped out like thirty two we die.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I know it was a kid. Yeah, I think it's garbage. Yeah,
but it was like, yeah, I think he said I'm
gonna die.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Well, Greg thinks that almost every day. It's like, well,
I know, yeah, but always thinking about death.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Oh, welcome to the street. We're going to die.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
That's a good excuse for police chases, though, Yeah, you knowlfunction.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
But he called them like, hey, I'm having this problem.
He wasn't running from them, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
Yeah, but I had to keep my hands on the
ten and two.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
No, I just happened to I'm not allowed to use
the Okay, he says, I'm reading that story here. It
says the break didn't work, couldn't shift into neutral, tried
everything else. Yeah, so all the stuff we are considering
was was apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Towards a lake or something. Yeah, well that's I mentioned.
Tried some troubleshooting over the phone. But did they tell
them to turn it off and wait thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Seconds right right, yeah, plug it back in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
And then yeah, and then turn the car back on.
Maybe that would have maybe that would have drive to
a pillow factory. Yeah, right, and crash into the pillow factory.
All right, morewood, he shows next, hang on, what are
you thinking here?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Is Sammy? It's like, okay, you're on the right track.
It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Well, we are into another new hour of insensitivity training
for a politically correct.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
World, and a good morning to you. It is the
Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gord. We've got menace. There is
Gina grad Sammy is here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Yeah, we got sea baths.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Oh you got the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Phones open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can also hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're going to get into diarrhea of topics.
We have a bunch of different stuff that we'll we'll.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Throw out there. I know, Gina, you had a question
that you want to throw out there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
It's pretty gross though.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Oh well, is it okay?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
I mean okay, I mean I fell asleep thinking about
it and I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
Okay, would you rather would you rather favor?

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
This is really disgusting and I don't know where it
came from, but.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
It kept me up less so randomly just popped in your.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Yes I and I was trying to figure out what
I'd rather. Then I finally fell asleep. Would you rather.

Speaker 9 (01:13:47):
Have pea come out of your eyes when you cry
or sweat blood?

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
Oh? Easy, p out of my eyes?

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Yeahs I was sweat blo. I'm team sweat blood.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
You would like sheets would be.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Yeah, but how often are you crying like a sweat
sweat all the time, or say your.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Your eyes are running from allergies or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I'd rather that be pe Yeah, yeah, literally.

Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
The ammonia. Your eyes are probably staying all day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
I'm on a cat.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Yeah, but like you have like pea stings.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Oh well, I'm assuming that it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on and wait, Gina,
I was around a lot of pea very recently.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
In and on the eyes they were they were the Joykay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Have you gotten in your eye?

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Because I thought it stung.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
I thought it was more like not sailine, but I
mean I thought it was more like people talk about
how you can you know, if you have lie you
can live your survival.

Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
So you guys are team eyeball pe Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Because only because the blood would be everywhere everyone. I
would wake up in a pool of blood, constant.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Mess, I guess my face.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Well, my my buddy when his kids were babies.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
I told you, like he's his in laws or like
these you know Russian Jews and they have this thing
that they do when the pea diapers would be changed,
they would take the pea diapers and rub them on
their face because it's supposed to be great for your skin.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
Which one they choose?

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Yeah, yeah, they'd rather they'd rather cry the fountain youth.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
I didn't think it would be that easy. I think
try no bull talks for anybody, and they should just
do that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
All right, So no no sweating blood for you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I had a would you rather specifically for Woody? But
I can't remember if I asked you this like it
will tell you mind erased it? Okay, what is it
specifically for you? Would he? Would you rather read a
book about movies or watch a movie about books? Watch
a movie about books? Really? Yeah? Such a boring?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
What do you mean reading a book about movies might
be really cool? I think about watch movie about books.
What's the book about?

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
The book would be something really interesting and it's a
movie about something really interesting.

Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
Watch a movie about how to make books?

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Oh, yeah, how it's made, Show how it's made.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
But what if it was like a book about the
making of Back to the Future or something like that.
What if it was just some boring ass movie about
some boring ass books.

Speaker 7 (01:16:34):
What you bind a book?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
But if if all things are equal and it's interesting,
either an interesting movie or an interesting book, what's the difference.
They make plenty of movies out of books.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Have you seen the rules?

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
But I mean the topic is books. Yeah, yeah, so
you would rather watch the movie about books.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
I'd rather read a book about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
I'd rather read a book about movies speaking of what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
What books are there about? Actual or what movies actually
say about book?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
I'm sure there's something out there, might not be the
Passion of the Christ popular book Harry Potter dramatizations of
but actually about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
That's what I mean, because that would be a boring movie.
Princess Princess Bride.

Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
This is how you leather bind a book?

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
This is a movie about books.

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Encyclopedia Britannica.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Right, yeah, sure, sure, here's a here's an idea for
we haven't done diary of topics ever this way. But
since you just brought up a topic, or you brought
up something and brought something, we can open up the
phones eight seven seven forty four wood. If you have
a question to throw out, it could be about anything.
So I guess it's kind of like an ask the show,

(01:17:47):
but it's it's just you could throw it out there
and it could be listeners or whoever that are calling.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
In the answer. What was yours?

Speaker 14 (01:17:52):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
I have something where We've been talking about Washington drivers
a lot lately, and I've been thinking about this probably
pretty much every other day for the past two years.

Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
I have stackable washers.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
That are in a closet okay, and it was required
that I had to put brackets behind them that were
screwed in. Okay, how do I get behind the washer
and dryer to unscrew the brackets? Like, do I need
a like a mirror system or like I've never done
the brackets?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Well, because there was some like super skinny dude who
delivered them and then he like crawled on top of
the of the washer and dryer and was able to like,
I can't do it. Do you want me to come over?

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Yeah, Sammy, I'm gonna throw you behind my washing and dryer.

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
Yeah, I need you to unscrew them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
I have a question for Sammy. Have you ever tried
to fit yourself in a suitcase?

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
I don't think so we can do that.

Speaker 11 (01:18:50):
I probably could a large suitcase might.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Be able to because uh, there was somebody who was
like smuggling themselves like they mailed themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Yeah, so we thought about it. I think I asked
you that question, actually.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Right, Yeah, I don't I apologize with it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
It reminded me of Oceans, the Oceans movies where they
had that little yeah yeah, and they like smuggled him
in through something and then he was a car. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
But I need this because this space is so small
like screwing out like a like a some kind of
tie down or something, or it's like it's basically like
a I'm gonna need like a Phillips to screw it
was flip me up there.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
Yeah, but it's strong enough to even turn the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
That's good because she cannot plunge a toilet. She's not
that strong. Also true, but I can unscrew something. Yeah,
but if she's stuck back there, then that's that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Well, it'll be.

Speaker 16 (01:19:48):
Hours.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Garth Brooks can help.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
There's a question, what's what's the biggest red flag you've
had in a relationship that you ignored and really shouldn't
have O. Yeah, now that could be friendship or like
a you know, relationship relationship.

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
I got one heavy heavy drinking. That's what all.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I'm saying positive or red flag because that's that's like
one of Greg's prerequisites. I would say heavy heavy, sobriety
that would be a green flag.

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
In fact, they were in a certain twelve step program
and I was like, oh, this is great because I'm
not really a drinker either, so this is perfect. But
turns out they, you know, backsliding in that program sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Yeah, because like somebody, uh, somebody hits up and said
that their last girlfriend was always in a fight with
her friends, her mom, her dad, and another one of
her friends, her mom again, her stepdad. Eventually there was
only one person involved in all those that it was
her right, and you know, and so it's like, yeah,

(01:20:59):
you get so into somebody, I guess, and you ignore
all that stuff for a while because when you first
meet somebody, they always send their best representative. You go
in for a job, that's your best representative, and then
it takes a little while for the real person to
emerge and see how somebody really is. I man, I
have so many regrets looking back at like how much

(01:21:23):
time I wasted on certain people, you know, where it's like, man,
what like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Ex girlfriends, different people that I've you know, had in
and out of my life, either professionally or you know, personally,
And there were so many red flags there and just
ignore it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
So that's that's one of the questions I'll throw out there.
What's the biggest red flag you've had in a relationship
that you ignored and really shouldn't have. Now, one I
didn't ignore was the one I think I told you
met this girl, went on a date with her, and
the first thing we talked because oh, you're divorced. Oh,
I'm divorced, and so we had that in common. And
then that's one of the first things. Obviously they came up,

(01:22:03):
Oh so what happened in your religions, your marriage or
whatever that? And so I, you know, told him, oh,
we just got married young and we you know, grew
apart and you know, we we moved on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
I said, well, what happened? What happened with you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
And you're well, uh, the only he was black and
the only reason I married him is because he's black
and it would piss my father off.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Oh, I like little red flag out of here, see you? Yeah,
And like, dude, because.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
If you if you're doing like something like this is
an evil person? Absolutely right, And then that was that's horrendous.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
That Yeah, that was the end of that. But who
says that?

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Crazy people?

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Yeah, and so that one I didn't go like, okay,
what episodes are you ordering?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Yeah? Thank god.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
That was one of the situations where we met for
drinks with no no promise of a dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, all right, So Diarrhea of Topics, if you have
another one you want to throw out there eight seven
seven forty four, I'd be really curious to see what
you guys would call with. I mean, it could be anything,
anything like the stuff that we just threw out there now,
or anything in general. Whatever you got eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie will continue that next here on The
Woody Show. Or if you want to send a text,
of course, you can always do that over to two

(01:23:14):
two nine eight.

Speaker 16 (01:23:16):
It is it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Well, we didn't have this way, but we decided to
switch up the way that we're doing Diarrhea of Topics
this time around. You normally, we're just throwing the questions
out there and you guys respond on the yea on
the phones or on the text. But we did throw
a couple of things out there, but and feel free
to answer any of those of you like. But if
you have a question you like to throw out to
the room, we'll do it that way too. Yeah, Gina said,

(01:23:43):
we one was the red flag question. What's the biggest
red flag you've had in a relationship either a personal professional.
It doesn't have to be a romantic relationship that you
ignored and really shouldn't have. And she said guy was
like in a twelve step program for a.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Booze love the drink.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
On that we have a text. I was a bartender
and he was my number one customer. Yeah, people who
tell you they have a serious problem, take them at
their word.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yes, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
My biggest red flag ignored was constantly thinking about how
my next girlfriend would not do X or would do why?
And when you're constantly thinking about your next girlfriend but
sticking with your current one, that's the red flag.

Speaker 13 (01:24:25):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
My ex wife made jokes about murdering me or framing
me for rape if I ever tried to leave her.
That's not good. Luckily I didn't get murdered.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Fortunately, many other people had heard her make those comments,
and I could prove I was in a different city
at the time I was charged was sexually assaulting her,
so the charges were dismissed.

Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
She did.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
And that's that's greg. You asked me, like, are you
afraid of anything? What's your fear?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
That that's my fear.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
And thank god he had the way to prove that
he wasn't even in town.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Crap was happening, sanity.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
Somebody on here has a question about their diet, and
I want to know if any of you have done it. Okay,
they say they're so crazy with their diet. They say,
I weigh myself first thing in the morning every day.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
Do you ever weigh yourself then take a Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Yeah, we take a dump?

Speaker 10 (01:25:17):
And the number of times does it?

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
Does the number really change?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
It?

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Does it does?

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I see the number two and I raise you to
I've done it after number one. I'll weigh myself after peeps.
Has it changed?

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
It does change?

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
A couple of ounces after pee?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
No, after pooh, it does.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
But not more than a couple of ounces.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
No, Like, I won't even weigh myself after a shower
because I'm damp. That's also true.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I've always weighed more right out of a shower. I
could weigh myself before the shower and then after the shower.
Always weigh more after the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Bone dry, yep, no pee, yep, have already pooped. I
haven't eaten. Great.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
The most I've ever noticed is like a pound maybe
pound and a half significant, you know, after poopy, after
two digital scale, So it's just you know, point whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
I think I've gone up to two. No really yeah, well.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
I don't know if this is true or not, but
I've heard people talk about toilet seats with scales on
them so you can.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
See you now, I mean, I want one.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Isn't it funny?

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
How like girls think they have eating disorders?

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
That all the phones.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
If you have a question you want to throw out
there or on the text, we're keeping an eye on
that stuff. To eight seven seven forty four. What this
person wishes to remain anonymous? Let's say hello to anonymous,
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Show.

Speaker 15 (01:26:36):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
What's up? All right? So what's your question?

Speaker 15 (01:26:39):
I'm going to put a subject out there, y'all can
talk about it. Mull it over. I haven't Joe or
watched any adult films or clips or whatever, uh that
stuff in over a year?

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
Whoa and all right?

Speaker 15 (01:26:54):
Right, so I'll tell you why I did it if
you want to know. But I throwing it out there
this hell see is it's unhealthy. I mean I've heard
scientists and doctor say like, oh, you know, it's almost
six drives. You kind of got to do that. And
then I heard people like, oh, if you don't do it,
you're gonna be like laser focused. You need to be
so disciplined. Like I don't know, almost cut right there.
I don't know, man, I'm just this is what I'm doing, and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
What's what's the reason. What's the reason you've abstained from
joeing or watching watching porn?

Speaker 15 (01:27:24):
So I met a woman and fell in love, and
you know, we're having a really open and honest relationship,
not open as in like further people. I mean, and
you know, we we the subject came up, you know,
do do you watch Adult Get Home? I'm like, well, yeah,
I'm a guy. I live alone and do whatever I want.

(01:27:46):
You know, Like, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:27:49):
I really don't like it. I'm not comfortable with it.
It almost feels like cheating. And I'm like, well, well,
I mean I don't agree with that, but yeah, maybe
I don't know However, you did say if you want
to watch it together or if we did stuff together
like that, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
All that's cool.

Speaker 15 (01:28:05):
Yeah, we have a great time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Okay, So that was gonna be my question.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
It's not like your blue ball and yourself year you're together.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Yeah, you're you're releasing. It's just not you're you're just
not self releasing, right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
I mean you got to talk?

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. That's not weird to me at all.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
No, because like all the stuff that I've ever seen
about like anything that has to do with your health
on that, like they're saying like you should have a
certain number of loads or whatever and within a week. Yeah,
like with like like a week and it lowers your.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Risk of prostate cancer, you know, things like that.

Speaker 15 (01:28:45):
You should have a release within a week.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Did you have multiple within a week? At least exactly
what the stablished?

Speaker 15 (01:28:54):
I think that might change because right about how I
want to go do it and then weave myself.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
That's funny for that? Yeah yeah, yeah, Greg, have you
ever done that? I wage yourself had sex and then post.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Load should that's a great idea.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
How many pounds did you lose?

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Dude? But I don't find this weird at all, because
in this relationship that I'm in now, I could probably
count on one hand how many times I've two years
with one hand.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
Does have time to refract exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
And you want to save.

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
And there is a thing that is called being porn ruined,
so you watch so much of it and then the
person you're with just can't fulfill your crazy you know,
athletic porn fans.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Know that's true. That would have happened by now. I
guess I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
So, like, have you and your husband had that conversation
about like joeing either for either one of you, Like,
how would you feel if you know, I'm if he's
if he's doing that would be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Okay with it? We have watched the problem, Say, if
he's like watching porn and knock one out, would you
have a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
I encourage it and he's like, no, come on?

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
You know is that because you don't want to have.

Speaker 9 (01:30:08):
To I'm very tired lately and I just want everyone
to be happy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Yeah, right, yeah, you know, we got we got a
new schedule.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Let's go to Murphy. Hey, good morning, Murphy, morning morning.
All right, So diarrhea of topics, What do you got
for us?

Speaker 15 (01:30:28):
All right, man, I've got a million of these. But
the one I like to start off with most when
I ask stuff like that is would you rather be
a petfish or a wild wizard?

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Wild lizard?

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
Phish?

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Because I thought about that, Yeah, if these fish really
knew that, I'm assuming they don't, but if they really
knew what was going on, like yeah, yeah, they're too
dumb to really kind of understand that they're just in
this little, tiny environment, but assuming they would have that
kind of awareness, Oh my god, that's like insanity.

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
There's nothing more depressing than me than seeing a bird
in a cage. So yeah, I'll take any lizard.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Nothing more depressing than that, not a.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
Thing, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
When you're a lizard, you will die by being eaten,
will it?

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
And you have to eat bugs and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
But that's what they need.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Yeah, that's what they eat. It's like, you know, fish,
that's the peanut, butter m and ms.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
The wild lizard you can live wild and free.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Though, Yeah, so what would you see, beast? Like, you
don't want to be eaten? You will die.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
You're in constant fear for your life constantly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Okay, you will do you.

Speaker 15 (01:31:36):
A lot of people go for for for a wild lizard,
but everyone's while to get somebody that wants to be
a pet fish because they don't want have to do anything.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Yea, yeah, that's sure too.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
You can kind of be lazy about it. We'll go
ahead and finish what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
Also, you might yeah, you might die instantly maybe or
or or a crow might get your leg and you
wriggle free and then you're you're maimed for how long
that life is until a cow's cat finds you in
plays with you for five hours and you die a slow.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Painful death.

Speaker 8 (01:32:02):
And Greig said, you have to eat and find live bugs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
And you're starving for like exactly, thank you? You have
to hunt them? Okay, yeah, I mean like the golf.
What's what's the lifespan of a goldfish? Although I had
one for.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Yeah, my dad and step mom got my step brother
fish at the fair and that thing lived for years.

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
And I didn't know they could do that.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
It became huge, didn't were you tell me the coyfish?

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
Yeah, they'll overfeed goldfish. So because goldfish will get as
big as and that some people sell them as fake
as coy fish, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
The dumb people, so they can go to like the
place to have a little koy fish in the full
fountain at the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Yeah, fat ass goldfish. But I found if you gave
a goldfish more than a pinch of food, it would die.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
That just what you tell kids.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Yeah, let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning Brian. Brian.
That's all right. What's what's your thing for? Diary of
topics here?

Speaker 12 (01:33:11):
So I'm the big prankster guy at work and I
was wondering, you guys have any good pranks that you
guys play on each other.

Speaker 15 (01:33:17):
Get.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Each other. What's what's the best one that you've done
so far? Brian being the jokes uh.

Speaker 12 (01:33:25):
Fart machine during the morning meetings the guys that I'm
having a frank Frank war with and just bring my
squirre gun in the work truck and as I passed by,
the crew members scored him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
So okay, that was the other question, Like, you don't
work in an office environment.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
Oh no, I work for a city outside of Portland
and it's a lot of construction guys. So they all
got a good sense of humor.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
Damn, because one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Of my favorites, like for something somebody like.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
Greg for example, who's not like real tech savvy, like
to just barely unplug his monitor.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
It's all plugged in, you know what I mean, but
like not not even.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
The power, just like the the the cable for the
the USB. Yeah, for the picture and then also maybe
because then the power they oh, the power is just
and then they oh, it's like a double thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
And then he's calling and they go, right, but if
you yeah, but if you're if you're not like an
office environment that hard, I.

Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
Would prank by just moving his stuff like a quarter
inch off center.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Oh yeah, have everything at ninety What do you used
to do to me?

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
David?

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
But Sea Bass has something recently and it's super easy.

Speaker 8 (01:34:30):
You just get a dead cicada tied to a string,
put it on a stack, and dangle it in front
of Greg's face.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
Easy, Yeah, do you have any ideas good ideas for
you know, how to torture co workers?

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Sea Bass? Is there anything that I told you?

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
One there and then the one you take their stapler,
put it in jell, let it set, and then put.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
The first people who are like on the road though,
like what's a.

Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Well you could substitute anything for stapler. Oh, I mean
fart stuff whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
It's about the latest artwork that's up in the That's
a cute prank, that's cute and funny. So so we have
on in the office here we have on the walls.

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
It's like, oh, here's Ariana Grande performing at our private
party and blah blah blah, and there's Elton John and
so and these are we have, you know, dozens of
these framed.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Pictures around there throughout the office. Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
So for MENACE's birthday month, I used a little bit
of AI and my favorite picture of Menace where he
was eating snails and looks like he's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
He is barfing.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
Yeah, so I I photoshoped MENACE's head onto this AI
like generic some guys rocking out on a stage, and
I got things that almost the best frame I could find,
posted it up so it blends in perfectly with the artwork.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
But Menace like good with this band the Raccoons, Raccoons
on stage. Yeah, yeah, here, I thought I thought of
one because I saw not, you know, not an original idea.
I saw it on a meme, not a meme, but
like a series of videos where parents are in the
bathroom and they're like number two ing and they ask
their kids to bring them more toilet paper and they

(01:35:55):
put chocolate on their hand. They and they reach out
and they put it like they accidentally get it on
the kid's hand and the kids, these are little kids.
The kids freak out. It's hilarious. That's a little hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yes, perfect, good one, perfect, all right? People getting yeah, yeah,
all right, Brian, thanks you to call man excellent.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Later there's Brian there's a Diary of Topics. I kind
of like that. Yeah, I mean we could throw all
questions there all day, but like.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
When people call it, yeah, come on, well there's also
that yeah, but even more randomness. I kind of like it,
all right, eight seven seven forty four wood He text
us to to ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
The Woody Show. All right, So, uh, I asked the question.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
Because Menace was having that thing about his washer and
dryer and needed to get Sammy flipped.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Up onto the top so she could he down. Yeah,
but long and somebody we need somebody tiny and small.
And I said, have you ever tried to like put
yourself in a suitcase? Like what will Sammy fit?

Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
In Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
Anyway, my friend and our friend, Tony the Whipping Boy,
just texted me said, there's a case right now on
Court TV which he watches a lot of a woman
who got drunk and zipped up her boyfriend in a
suitcase and then she passed out and forgot about him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
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Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Yeah, she's being tried for murder. We will not forget
you in the suitcase, Sam, I'm saying if we ever try.

Speaker 6 (01:37:29):
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my Washington dryer, like, well, like we'll feed you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Mountain like one of these kids get lost down a well.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
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special like L shaped ratchet?

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
What's that chimney? What's that true? She's stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:37:56):
My two little friends they're too dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
They yeah even realize.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Yeah, they're like oh whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:38:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Anyway, thank you for the for the questions, everybody. Eight
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We'll be right back. Wood He's sitting in the nineties
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He'll be right back.

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and it should be every day. It's a kindness to
animals day is a great day babies, some entertainment stuff,
and then we'll get to your birthdays. Have you wondered

(01:39:46):
how NFL players besides Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes feel
about Taylor Swift getting so much attention from the league. No,
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
I was curious about that, Like what, Yeah, when the
NFL read this that sizzle reel, the hype video for
the new season, they showed Taylor Swift five times.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
Yeah, and they left out like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Some really important like Pro Bowlers, like some big, high
profile players.

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They showed her five times.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Okay, Well, when it comes to the other players besides
Travis and Patrick Mahomes, four point nine percent I think
it's been a negative, so very low. Of course, seventy
three percent say her presence at the games has been
a positive for the league good and twenty two percent
don't think it's had in effect either.

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Way, which any same person would you know look at
the benefit of that?

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Yeah, like who cares? I agree about the benefit, but
I've never wanted to mind to raise something more.

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Today's a National golf Lover's Day. Golf golfer John Daily
lost his Florida home to Hurricane Helene.

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You guys, Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
I was talking to another friend of mine who he
had had a house built and everything else, and then
it burned down, right, because.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
He got hip by lightning.

Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
By lightning.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Yeah, I got hit by lightning and then it burned
to the ground.

Speaker 8 (01:40:57):
Because I think all new construction would be that. Basically
her came proof.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Right, Yeah, and this sounds terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
A live action Rugrats movies in the works, and the
babies will be cg I So.

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Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
David Gilmour, they're finally free of each other. Pink Floyd
has sold their music catalog, name and likeness rights to
Sony Music for four one hundred million dollars. David Gilmore
has wanted out for years because he got tired of
dealing with Roger, who probably felt the same way now.
The sale does not include publishing rights, which still belong

(01:41:34):
to the individual songwriters. Name and likeness includes merchandise and
theatrical album work, artwork and similar stuff to them. Men
in Black director Barry Sodenfeld has a new book out,
and he says that one day on the set, Will
Smith and Tommy Lee Jones that were filming a scene
in a car when Will Smith ripped a fart, and

(01:41:57):
not only did Tommy need to get out of the car,
aur A s a p okay. I understand that part,
but he also claims that the whole set had to
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Speaker 9 (01:42:15):
Yeah, this, dude's.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
I mean, but you did not have to evacuate the
set for three hours, and.

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
Maybe they took a break for three hours exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
I mean, we do have some people like every once
in a while, the engineers at the radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
They've been doing this for years.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Not just here, I mean every radio station I've ever
worked out of. Go yep, I gotta go and check
on the tower. I mean where the actual radio tower is.

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
And uh, there was one guy that we worked with.
He was always golfing, and so they're like, oh, you're
at the tower and here in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
Ye yeah, yeah he was, and.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
So that became his code and so he ended up
getting busted and fired.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Yeah because I'm going to the tower. He is just
never going there. It's like when salespeople say they're going
on quote sales call. Yeah, yeah, you know by day.

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Yeah, we've been all over the place. So just looking
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moving from the couch.

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I don't care what she offers, Yeah I don't. Yeah,
staying right there, all right, Greg Gory, get us out
of here. Some parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Please, Yeah, Mondays are definitely men. They come way too fast. Whoa,
you know what I'm saying, Gina, for sure, you know
what I'm saying. Jeez, those losers.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
All right, thank you very much, Great Gory, thank you
so much for giving the Woodies Show all your patience.

Speaker 3 (01:48:15):
With the Woodies Show.

Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
We appreciate you giving us some time this week. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
you back here on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:48:24):
S M D.

Speaker 16 (01:48:24):
Double M bye, A great Friday.

Speaker 14 (01:48:27):
Mother