The Woody Show September 3rd 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show. I believe.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
It is Tuesday. It is September third, twenty twenty four.
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Give us some of your valuable time this morning. I'm Woodie.
That's Greg Gory. What we got Menace what? There's Sea Bass,
There's Sammy, There's Bort, Caroline Morgan Vaughn. And as you know,
we are out this week, and thanks to all of
your requests and suggestions, we've pulled some audio from the
last ten years out of the Woody Show vault. These

(01:15):
are the moments that you said you heard as a
new listener and decided that, hey, this is the show
for me. You know, lots of people have worked for
the show over the years. You're gonna hear them in
these segments. Lots of what you're gonna hear hasn't even
aired in years. But when this vacation is over, all
of these clips, all these segments, they're gonna be retired forever,
never to be heard on the air again.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts are
on anything you hear this morning on the show. If
there's an opinion or a story you would like to add.
There are a lot of ways to do that. Best
ways the after hours voicemail anytime after ten am until
five am the next morning eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Of course you
can email us email at thewoodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
And of course you got.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Social media's well find us, follow us on a social
media platform of your choice at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yep, coming up for.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You on the show today, Sea Bass at that Reborn
Doll convention.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
We got that at the time.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
So much feedback on that is one of the creepiest
things in the people that he talked to you. Also
the pe your pants challenge, which is an instant classic,
the sexual harassment training videos. Everybody has to take care
at the radio station and the scenarios that they have
played out in the videos. It was one of the
emailed requests that we got all these again by the way,

(02:33):
from your request text email, stuff like that. So the
sexual harassment training videos a glory whole challenge where a
roach got loose.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Here's reference it every once in a while.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
World War eleven. How did that happen? Bort gets Bortley,
honest boy. And I'll know exactly what this is. I
think Ports threw this in here. It was a request
because I'd see it, but I don't remember what exactly
it's about.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Sperm exorcism.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, all right, so we'll find in fact what's going
on there.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
And we're gonna start with something involving Greg. I was
inspired by our good legal best friend Bert Kreischer, Okay,
standard comedian who is fantastic as a Netflix special and
he does this thing in his specials called secret Time
where he goes on a little aside and tells like
an embarrassment truth and he calls it secret Time. And
so I figured, well, what better time to do secret Time?

(03:26):
I'll ah Bert Kreischer on my little segment right here.
I might need you to cueue up some porno music. Buddy,
you had it ready. You didn't even know what I
was talking about. Cameron had it set up. Oh okay,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
One great thing he's done.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, Ravy, get comfy. And then I also drew some
inspiration from the Woody Show Freak of the Week. Especially lately,
we seem to have a lot of Freak of the
Week contestants or finalists whatever we call them, that are
clearly dudes that want to be naked with other dudes,
but they're not going to admit it. But we're not gay.
We had one recently where a guy wanted a roommate,

(04:03):
but he said, hey, you might walk in on me
when I'm naked and Joeing don't make mention of it,
but if you want to join in, feel free. Yeah,
bab I'm like, dude, you're just gay and nobody cares.
We had one where a guy said, hey, I lost
a bet to my wife. Oh yeah, and as a result,
I need a mouth party from a dude in a
hotel room. I got to take pictures of it. But
I'm not gay, And my response is always just be gay.

(04:26):
Nobody cares. But if you go back in time a
little bit, I'm highly guilty a Freak of the Week behavior.
Now let me just quickly paint the picture. I went
to college in the pre internet days Menaces nightmare, Yeah,
graduated the Dark Day in nineteen ninety three. From UC

(04:50):
San Diego. Now, this is very important to keep in
mind that this is pre Internet, all right, all right,
things were not at your fingertips. Now in today's day
and age, if there's a crash or a new story
or a celebrity anything, boom, you got pictures. Right now,
you probably have actual footage of an actual plane crash.

(05:10):
Even sure so in the pre internet era. When I
was in college, I was living on campus with three
mega straight bros. These would have been Seabass's best friend.
Yet one was a volleyball player. I don't know how
mega that is, but he had a girlfriend, mega bro.
The other dude semi pro bike racer who was basically

(05:31):
a young Hugh Hefner. This guy slayed more than sea
best could ever dream of slaying. So I spent two
years living with these guys, always having to be the
guy listening to the stories. The guy's name was Dennis,
and he told me this one story about how he
banged his girlfriend up against a park car in the
parking lot. So I just sit there, yeah, dude, yeah bro,
way to go high vibe. And I spent two years

(05:52):
being the yeah, so stoked for you being a player.
And then the other roommate also a semi pro bike
racer who was in a long term relation. Very very
straight laced guy, very proper. Meanwhile, I'm kind of confused,
kind of fighting my primal urges. Right, so I was
a communications major lots of pop culture talk again pre
internet days. Right, something piqued my interest in the world

(06:15):
of pop culture. This was the era where Madonna was
on the cover of Vogue. I could care less. This
was also the era Jane's Addiction was on the cover
of every magazine I cared. I read the articles, but
it was this is something on the cover of magazine

(06:37):
that I thought, well, damn it, I need to see this.
I'm about to have a heart that it was all right,
it was Marky Mark on the cover of Playground buff

(07:01):
and Stuff. Yeah. Third, like, keep in mind, this was
Calvin Klein marking Mark Right, this was baggy jeans Marky Mark.
This was good vibrations Marky Marky. This is not today's
Marky Mark where he looks like some hillbilly rejet father
of four right, Like Marky Mark today to me looks

(07:22):
like that weird neighbor you get stuck with at the
at a wedding reception. You have to talk to him.
But he's just like a dorky hillbilly. He's gross. But
back then he was Calvin Klein, Mark Mark and a thug.
So so okay, So I had a dilemma. I had

(07:43):
to get my hands on a Playgirl. There's how well,
so are you going to see marky Mark? You can't
go on the internet. It wasn't a thing. So I
found a nearby pharmacy think Walgreens. But this was very
mom and pop right yeah, so it was more like
you run in there to grab toothpaste, toilet paper, Tiota

(08:04):
rint cards, candy, stuff like that, and huge magazine section. Right,
So I couldn't just go in and buy Playgirl. Oh
hell no, I had to, like a career criminal, rehearse
for a week on how I was going to purchase
a Playgirl magazine. So rehearsals went like this. I would

(08:29):
go and because I was the only roommate with a car,
they knew I was going off to the store. Hey,
take me to the grocery store with you, damn it. Yeah,
I have to rehearse. Okay, so you go to the
grocery store. I got to go run errand so I
would go into this pharmacy, I walked around. I would
scope out the time of day. Who's working at this
time of day? Is the clerk a man or a woman?

(08:51):
Who would care more if a dude is buying a playgirl.
I'm thinking the guy would be less judgmental because guys
are weird and they would get it. They wouldn't care
so much. But I thought, oh, if it's a lady,
she might look at me weird. So I figured out, okay,
this clerk works here at this time of day. Right.
That was part of my rehearsal. Who was shopping at
the store when was at least crowded? My psych total

(09:17):
psycho right, So I realized evenings were relatively slow, So
I thought, okay, I'm going to pull off my heist
in the evening time. Yeah, like planning it like a right,
like I'm doing a bank robbery. I was like movie
completely completely, So I can't just rehearse without looking, you know,

(09:40):
too suspicious. So I couldn't just walk around this pharmacy
every day for a week and then walk out. No,
I had to buy crap. So my budget for a playgirl,
which I think was three blocks, turned into probably three
hundred buckshers. Every time I go, i'd have to buy
a birthday card or some deoda this guy. So I
finally work up the nerve and I take About a

(10:02):
week later, I take a card. I think, a toothbrush,
maybe a pack of gum, and I go up to
the counter and I said, I also need something for
a class I'm taking. And that's what went right. A
class And I'm taking a class where I have to
compare and contrast Playboy with Playgirl. And I'm thinking the
clerk doesn't care, but I'm so deep in my lie,

(10:23):
I said, yeah, you know, I got to look at
how they treat women in magazines and how they treat me.
It's for a class called women in Media. So I
need a Playboy. And then is there a magazine called
play Girl? I acted like I didn't know what it
was all a moron idiot said yeah, playgirl right here,
said he gives me the Playgirl and the Playboy. I

(10:45):
got what I went for, right shove them into my backpack,
go back to my college apartment on campus, and I figured, well,
now I got to hide this. I'll put it in
my desk drawer. But much like Menace was handstand guy
in high school. I was Bazuka bubblegum guy in college.
I always had Bazuka bubblegum, like a bucket of it

(11:06):
at my desk, and sometimes it was in my desk.
Draoris and my roommates took that as an open invitation.
Anytime you want gum, you go to Greg's desk. Yeah. Well,
damn it. My roommate found the playgirl looking for some
Bazuka bubblegum. No, so I said, no, no, no, no,
it's not what you think. I don't care about Marky Mark.

(11:28):
This is for a class, and I was thinking, I
can't give him the class of a you know, an
actual class. So I made up a class because I
had a friend who took a class at a private
university called Masters of Perversion. I said, it's called Masters
of Perversion. I have to write this big thesis on
comparing contrasting playboy with Playgirl. And he's listening very intently.

(11:52):
I thought he would brush it off, and so then
he said, well when does your thesis do and I
said Friday, and I haven't even started it yet. He said, oh,
we have that big party Thursday night. You can't go
to it. So I thought, Ah, you're right, I can't
go to it, and I need to start writing my paper.
So much like the guy in the Shining I sat
at my electric typewriter, Oh my god, and I was

(12:13):
writing like nonsensical words, pretending to write. Keep in mind,
this is all to see Marky Mark in Playgirl, which
I haven't even looked at yet. So I'm sitting at
my electric typewriter all night. Roommates are watching TV, they're
drinking beer, they're having fun. I'm in my room, damn it,
writing a fake thesis for a fake class that doesn't exist. Then,

(12:37):
to add to the reality of the whole situation, I thought, oh,
damn it, I have my syllabus tacked to the wall,
so I had to hand writ in Masters of Persions
so they couldn't look at my syllabus because I don't
see this class. What are you talking about? Well, Thursday
night comes around. They finally go to this party, right
that I can't go to because I have my fake
thesis for my fake class. Do so I can look

(13:00):
at my stupid Playgirl finally get a chance to look
at what I did. And spent a week working on
and rehearsing on to actually get Marky Mark. The night
has arrived, right, yes, all alone in my stupid, disgusting
campus apartment. Roommates are out at this party that I
cannot go to because I'm writing a fake thesis. Like

(13:22):
the guy in the Shining everybody leaves. This is my
shining moment, right, Maybe this will change my life. Maybe
I will finally just say you know what, screw it
like those dudes in the Woody Show Freak of the Week.
Nobody cares just be gay. But I didn't think that
way back then. Sure, but maybe I would now that

(13:42):
I had my chance with my playgirl. Open it up,
Marky Mark is not even naked. Like this is what
I spent a week on, all this crap, basically a
Calvin kleina and I had spent all this time practicing

(14:04):
and rehearsing buying crap I didn't need buying. I bought
a sympathy card because I thought how many birthday cards
I bought a sympathy card. I had to pretend that
a family member had died. I bought gum, I bought deodorant,
and Marky Mark. It was literally an ad for Calvin
Klein in his jeens in his underwear, no Joe time,

(14:25):
and then I remained in the closet for another ten
damn years. So the moral of the story is, if
you want to buy a playgirl clerks, don't care. If
you want to be gay, be gay. If you want
to post an ad looking for love for with a dude,
just admit it. Don't go through what I went through
back in college sharing that with you, And please don't

(14:47):
think that I think Marky Mark is all that. I
think it's disgusting today.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
He was a.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Total vibration days. Oh my god, he was a dream boat,
bunky Bunch day. Yeah, the Funky Bunch days not bad.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Today, now.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
There's Greg's juicy confession for their takeover.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
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WOI Show. Hello and welcome. My name is what that is? Raby? Hey,
Greg Gory is here, Menace is here. Hi.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
We've got Sea Mass and Fakenews Dot Cameron today in
audio ready to go for you this morning, and Sea
Bass has what he claims is an all timer.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
All right, it's on the level of Dead Raccoon in McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
But there's actually a lot of good audio out there today,
and uh, we're gonna get to that one that Sea
Mass has. I got a couple of quick things for you,
starting with this wedding video from Washington, which is going
viral because the bridesmaid was singing at the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Awful, terrible.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
She's terrible, And she's one of these people who thinks
she's a really great singer and she's not. It's it's
it's god awful. But the best man faints while she's singing,
really face plants are and then pease himself while he's
your legs now. Apparently he knocked out a couple of
teeth too, but he is okay.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
Now.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
If you read the comments on the video, the best
ones are about how he took one for the team
because at least he put a stop in the song,
and about how the song just did him in.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean, it is bad. Here's some audio from it.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Now you hear him go down real hard towards the
end of the Let me listen to this.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
I get to.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Water water.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Hockey sing awful in the don't you like? Don't you
go through that once and be like, hey, you know

(17:52):
what I do?

Speaker 11 (17:53):
This?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
This should be cut? All right? So what you got
over here? Sea bass?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
This is from America. Let me preface this. This clip
is from America. It's from a church called the World
Healing International Church in Yonkers.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
New York.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
And this is Pastor Ed Citronelli. Again in America, there's this.
The video is titled basically, woman was married to the
wrong man and she is in his church and she
claims that she has demon sperm in her.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
Well.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Some of that here is this is Pastor Ed trying
to exercise this sperm out of this woman.

Speaker 12 (18:25):
All right, Look look or sex are a sex demo?
You see r O sex look or a sex look
look look look you you are a sex you r
O sex? Let that supermo that man out ou ou.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
This guy before in San Francisco, Oh my god out
okay sex Right.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
So she's this woman who he's yelling at thinks that
something like demon in her sleep is coming in. I'll
tell you. I'll have her explain what she thinks is
going on.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Demon Kim with his venis put it. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And then he tried.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
He slept with me last week and I told the
Pasta that I need deliver once again.

Speaker 13 (19:08):
And since then my private path has been itching.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, my private.

Speaker 8 (19:19):
I love.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
The piano in the back isn't off off off, off
off Broadway.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
No, guys, all that sound you're hearing, that's this is
from the church and the congregation.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, no, this is This is.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
The way they produced the video. This is their website,
their YouTube channel. Here's some more than exercise.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
O my wh.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Who are you? Who are you? Who are you gonna
help you?

Speaker 14 (19:47):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Spitting on out a successful exorcis so sound.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
My wife makes it until my shirt comes off. Raby
put the shirt back on.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
No, no, because the exercise isn't done. Oh my god,
the private pot.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
You have a private pot they want in a private part.
What's what happens?

Speaker 8 (20:25):
He's like like put water, now.

Speaker 15 (20:32):
Come out from the pon, come out from come out,
come out?

Speaker 10 (20:37):
What go go go?

Speaker 8 (20:48):
So he's like spraying water on her like suspended, bitting
on her. Now ravy my private but has been it?
Did this exorcism work?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
We have an interview all right with the lady and
the pastor d C.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Trunelli go today in audio? What is your name? Russ Men?

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Rosamond Daniel?

Speaker 16 (21:12):
Rosamond Daniel.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
What happened to you today?

Speaker 17 (21:16):
So you prayed for you delivered me today and then
when I went to the bathroom, I think fifteen minutes later, Uh,
some white stuff came.

Speaker 16 (21:24):
Out with the blood.

Speaker 10 (21:25):
After you spray.

Speaker 14 (21:27):
Well, come on, somebody, after I spray with the water,
after I spray, something came out white. Put your hands together, hallelujah,
may your healing and then there is me prominent indigeness.
Then come out and give the glory to Jesus.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
After production.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, o Jesus, just spray with the water.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I want to go to this church.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's been my experience that and I know this after
I had to asseect me and I had to bring
a sample in for them to test to make sure
there were no survivors. After after a sample sits for
a couple of minutes, it kind of like clarifies. Yes,
I don't know if it would be exactly. I don't
know if it'd be why. That's why, I mean, I
don't want to question.

Speaker 13 (22:11):
The lords the past.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, so this is by the way, just you know,
I'll show you the church exterior. It's like a brick
It's that classic New York architecture that Greg loves. It's
very brick and metal and like a gross oni. Yeah inside, pastor.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Dude, I've seen churchism. That's good. It's funny slash sad
because we're listening to mental illness. Like, yeah, people believe this, Yeah, fank,
you don't even know.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
They don't believe it. But the people people to the audience,
yeah they might. She sounds like she believes it.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Alright, Wow up at the wood show dot com.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Check it out now, we'll be right back. This is
the Woody Show. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
My name is what there's Ravy menace, Sea, Maassfakenews, Dot Cameron.
And that right there, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Is the Greg Gory and it is time for Greg
Gory's immature replies to text messages. Now again, what what
kind of replies again? Immature?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yes, one, I didn't hear you hold on the word
would be immature.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, it says it right there in the title.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Okay, so telling people go, wow, those are really immature replies.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah. The other day somebody texted in afterwards like, oh
that's funny if you're ten. Yeah, because what kind of
replies again? Immature?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yeah, replies to text messages? Right, So Greg just picks
out a couple of random text that we'll get throughout
the morning from some of the more you know, negative
haters or salty people.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh yeah, somebody today, and what.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
He sets out to do is ruin their day with
a really nasty, immature text reply.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
So what do we have today, Greg? We got a
one from the eight that says Cebest has small Wiener syndrome,
to which I replied toads and then yeah, yeah that
was an accurate reply. So that doesn't really fit this segment. Yeah,
but the three one zero fully hates me. Just one
of the many I hate Greg text was this, Greg's

(24:37):
presence on the show seems forced. He could probably fade
away and nobody would notice. That's just hurtful. True, this
hurt is so hurtful, and it's not true. I want
to respond to that. I know, Yeah, it'll be me. This,
I think is even more hurtful. So I'm going to

(24:59):
need your help with figuring out which one decent. All right,
how about this, guys, Unlike my presence on the show,
your clamids, clamids, your clamid's and butt cheek zits will
never fade away. Hear it again, Unlike my presence on

(25:25):
the show, your clamids and butt cheeks its will never
fade away because they're forever, or because he said that,
my presence on the show seems forced, whatever that means.
Option B. Here's to hoping a bloodthirsty crock This is

(25:50):
my favorite party. You're hoping a bloodthirsty crocodile forces its
jaws around your nards? All right?

Speaker 10 (26:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
How roasted is okaya? I love clemids, I love nerds
even more than clem I haven't used ards.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeahs, I'll be honest, neither one has been up there
with one of my favorite responses. But out of those two,
I think the stronger of the two would be the
second one. Really yeah, yeah, I think they could be
a little bit meaner, really more immature.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, because number one, technically you can get rid of
the clemids and yeah, but that's how powerful Clemids is
getting it. She's mega getting yeah because clements will never
read I can get rid of that whatever, I'll go
it to. All right, I've already started.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
Typing crocodile going after your.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
That you can't get rid of, cannot be cured, and
I like using his word forces its jaws around your nards. Okay,
I'm sending it after this guy. I hate him. Send yeah, yeah, roasted?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
All right, they ruined, I'm sure God, Yeah, it's Greg's
imature applies to text messages.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Somebody from the five oh two says that sounds like
Rave needs more d I guess maybe you were uptight
or something like that. She was getting mad. Remember earlier
we were having the discussion, there was the grammar police
came out about chomping or champing, and then we got

(27:27):
into get Yeah, so sounds like Ravey needs more D.
So I'm thinking what we should respond with is I
think you're gonna like this one, Woody, I hope you do,
all right. What Ravey actually needs is for you to
use a cactus as a tampon because that hurts you.

(28:03):
That's a good one, okay, or hands it okay, or
or she'd love to get more D. But they're all
being used by your mom's box. They're not even any
available currently, all of them. I'm like, literally, definitely number two. Really, yeah,

(28:28):
I do like the ca Yeah. I wanted to hance
it at the end of the first one and just say,
because you sound like a vagina, So if you put
that all together, okay, I see, that would be pretty good.
I would say this tampon up your butt, I like,
because you sound like alright, so you guys, I'm working

(28:54):
right now. She'd love to get more D. They're all
being for effect by your mom's that's a double whammie
because their mom's a whore roasted all right, nice, thank you, Yeah,

(29:17):
doing the lord's work.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Cactus Tampa was getting a lot of votes on the
text Clockwork.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Universe, The Woody Show, Sea Bass and his Adventures. Indeed,
here's another adventure. He heard about or we talked about
at one point on the show, these reborn dolls, or
we got wind of them.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, how it was in the news somehow.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Something about these reborn dolls. And Sea Bass started looking
up some stuff and then found out that there was
going to be some kind of event happening just around
these reborn dolls.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Some distributors said, some come see us in Salt Lake
City at our big convention. I said, what, uh?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
And of course the show heard in Salt Lake City
on a one on one nine and he went to
So it wasn't a reborn doll convention, Like, how's this
thing being presented?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
On It was all of these reborn dolls, which, again,
if you look them up online you'll find a thousand
pictures and videos.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
It looks like taxi dermy babies.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Right.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
They are trying to they are disturbing them as close
to real life as possible, and oh boy do they miss.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Wow they look real. Oh I found a to up one. Well, now,
a couple of them.

Speaker 13 (30:33):
That I saw that Tea Best posted are straight Benjamin Buttoning.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
Right, I think, and I don't mean they missing that.
They get as close as they can, but it's just
off enough that most people are like, yeah, Benjamin.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Button, some of the photos that you were on that
website and you were going through and scrolling through some
of the photo galleries, like those look creepy.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Real wait they do?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I just in person, I'm sure it's different, but they
have junk.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
Like some of them are, some of them are.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, it always goes to the wiener you there he goes.
He's just drawn borderline.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
If it's in your face, it's weird.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
A lot of them will have like little belly button
or like umbilical cords.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Like.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's really weird.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
The higher end you go, the more realistic.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
So Sea Bass wanted to just go see what this
is all about, Like, why are they doing this?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Who is into this kind of stuff? Into this?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
What can they tell us? What can they share about these?
And so what do we have here?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Sea, Let's start with a pair of young women. These
two are probably twenty fourish. They flew in from western Massachusetts.
This is their fifth year attending the Reborn Doll Convention.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
There's been more than one. Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
This is Catherine and Danielle.

Speaker 11 (31:46):
Okay, all right, we're not really interested in having real children.
So we kind of figured if we do this, it's
the second best thing.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So no baby fever.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
What appeals to you guys the most? Like what style
do you like?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What are they lesbians?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Are they a couple? Are they just like friends who
are into reborn dolls?

Speaker 6 (32:04):
They?

Speaker 8 (32:04):
The thing that brought me to these two ladies is
every answer they would give before it was one of
the mic he just kind of heard there they would
give in ye, yes, what they are not? I don't
believe their sisters because one the ethnicity ethnicities are different,
White and Asian.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
They just said they'd met in high school bonded over
their love of these real dolls or reborn dolls.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Because they're friends. They're not a couple.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
I don't believe.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
All right, what do I say, like we're not interested
in having kids? I didn't know if it was like, yeah, together,
we're not having kids, and soad this is what.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
We do instead?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
You know some people give a dog right right, yeah, yep,
you know, and then there's these dolls.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
All right, appeals to you guys the most, like what
style do you like?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
We like rooted hair.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Like rooted hair and low hair and human hair.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
They do use like some human hair like wigs with.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Some babies have human hair like these.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Is there a big difference is a collector between the
human and the mow hair.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, human hair is easier, so like style and human
hair is takes longer to roat.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
I got youny rebars you guys have back at home.
Seven then explains some of the terminology the.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Questions.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Yeah, so she there is. I guess people will shave
off their toddler's hair and give it to the doll makers.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
Oh all right, everybody has the chills, right, Yeah, I
was usually creep out on that.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
I was creeped out when I was a kid and
I found that my mom had saved like a lock
of hair for my first haircut, or she saved your
teeth the first tooth that I lost. She didn't have
a collection of a bunch of them, she just had that,
and that creeped me out.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
My mom had all my teeth.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
Really, And the turn they're using there is rooting. That's
take it take each individual hair and have to like
put it in with a pin on the skull of
the of the baby's like hair plugs.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Ten years. That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
Things take like a month.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Appreciate the craftsmanship, yes, crank, Oh my god, I do
hate it.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
And I started looking at some of these born dolls.
I'm like, oh, that's that looks like real baby hare
because and whispy.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Oh all right.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Back to uh Catherine and Danielle Team twelve.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
Do you think you guys are ever going to stop
with the collecting?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I have to eventually because I'm running out of nursery.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
I have.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Nursery you mean room. Yeah, that's not a nursery now.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
And she set up like cribs and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
I had so many people telling me about their changing tables.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
What why Salt Lake for this?

Speaker 8 (34:30):
That's just where the organizers live there. Yeah, that's and
that's just where they set it up.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
About how many people were there, I.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
Would say over the whole weekend, they probably had probably
six or seven hundred. Oh my god, imagine it was
a mid sized conference hall.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Still too many, it is?

Speaker 8 (34:47):
It really all over from all over the country and
even internationally. All right, Oh, you have in a nursery
at your house.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, yeah, homes room. They have a crib changing table
and they.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
All have their own cribs or is like the display cases.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
On your own. Damn one crib. They're all shoved into
crib a pack and pay. Have a reborn Instagram account.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Have an Instagram account for all your reborns are just
one one account.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Two accounts. I have a backup account and have my No.
One one account.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
I also have an Instagram and a reborn Facebook. Also.
The night they're precious reborns on Instagram, I'll know.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
If you should be using the word normal. Unfortunately, precious
reborn for them, it's just going to go private account.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh well, you got a friend then.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Not that Catherine and Danielle.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Let's talk to one of the people who makes these dolls.
So this is, uh, this lady from Birmingham. She runs
something called Blue Fairy Babies. All right, and she could
She's gonna kind of describe the origin of these reborn dolls, all.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Right, reborning.

Speaker 18 (35:54):
It started with ladies taking like dollars from Walmart. They
would strip all that factory paint off, mold down, you know,
shave down the hair, and then they would repaint it
and rewaite it and put on nice soft bodies. Now
they have blank kids that sculptors like Marita Winters over
there does then we paint them.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
Now, why did you get into reborning and dolls?

Speaker 18 (36:20):
I was trying to find a baby doll that pete
to potty train my stepson. All of a sudden, on eBay,
all these real babies kept popping up.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 18 (36:31):
And I started looking on like, I can do that.
I can do that. And that was twenty years ago,
but I just started nine years ago.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, why would you want to do that?

Speaker 13 (36:40):
And you realize why it's blue Fairy, right, not at all?
Blue Fairy is uh the character that gave Pinocchio life.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Ravy.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
I cannot believe he picked up on that.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
That is absolutely cock really so creepy. That was like
Geppetto or what.

Speaker 13 (36:55):
Well Geppetto made the puppet, but the blue Fairy was
the one that made uh Pinocchio?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Or was that Jimmy Cricket. Jimmy was just his friend.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Vy is exactly right, That's what she told me. Uh,
you know.

Speaker 13 (37:09):
Tinker Bell tinker bells in hook Bravy is right.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
So that's kind of the impetus they have. Yeah, these
and from now what happens is, uh, sculptors will mold
from clay models and then they make like these these
plastic kits that then people like the person from Blue
Fairy Babies will then paint up and put all the
hair in.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And I've gone to their website, I mean I your
website and they do you do custom and they probably
peep me too. Can I get one that looks like ravy? Right?

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Let me lay some more terminology. Those are called portrait babies.
When you have mission and that's going to cost you
thousands of dollars, sounds like five hound.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
You probably save money on a sea bass one. You
wouldn't need much hair.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Headless one.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
Let's go to art sad? How dare you greg? It's
scary beautiful?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Well, no, I mean sad in the sense that I
think that a huge part of this market is people
who probably lost their own human babies.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Okay, yep. It's an interesting angle because a lot of
people said that to me. They said a lot of
these babies are for someone who lost a child. I
heard that a lot. I met zero of those people there.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Really, Yeah, you talk to a lot of people.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I talked to you dozens, and that that's just what
they were into the artistry. Like you heard with those
first two girls, They just like the craft of it.
They like holding something.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Like pretending their parents exactly.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
So that was that's the excuse. They give a lot.
But I just didn't meet them there. They just aren't
around that much.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
I think the creepy thing is like that one girl,
she's got a nursery.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, pack and play changing. Who's this person?

Speaker 8 (38:50):
This is Jennica, and Jennica is interest. She has made
some of her first reborns, and she's just done this
thing where they're kind of like they're like fantasy babies,
kind of like arts. E'll fitch almost all right, all right.

Speaker 19 (39:02):
This is like the biggest doll show in the world,
and I just I had to come to meet all
of my idols and to see and to make a doll,
and to see if there was any that I wanted
to buy. But I definitely like, I prefer the fantasy reborns.

Speaker 8 (39:17):
Was just the first reborn that you have.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Yes, she is a fairy baby.

Speaker 19 (39:20):
She has these cute ears and I put a shimmer
paint right on there and a highlight on her cheeks,
and I'm really happy with how she turned out.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
Do you see yourself wanting real kids still?

Speaker 10 (39:30):
One day?

Speaker 19 (39:30):
Of course, I do want real kids eventually, but not
right now as I am single and I don't have
anybody to that. I don't have anybody that I can
see a future with. So these are my babies for
now and my cat at home.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh no, don't take this chick, I would say, needs
to be sterilized. But good luck finding anybody. Yeah, we
could make it past the initial conversation about this weird stuff.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's one of the trends I'm noticing is
it wasn't huge, but there were a few people who
do like what she was talking about. The little l
fears they'll have like vampire teeth. There are some zombie babies.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Babies for now, for now. Now do attendees take their
babies around? The babies their dolls around with them in
carriages and whatnot?

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Well, Greg, interesting question, because let's say you show up
to the real the reborn baby Doll convention and you
buy all the babies. How you gotta carry them all around? Sure,
they had strollers you could rent on site, but you
could rent so yeah, oh my god, there was a
lot of stroller traffic. I was having to dodge people
pushing around their little babies.

Speaker 20 (40:35):
For now.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Did you see people carrying them around like real babies.

Speaker 8 (40:40):
There were a lot of them in carriers, a lot
of them in baby blankets.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
About like those things you know. Yeah, yep, there were
a couple of those chest carriers. Oh god, it's so weird.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
No, you thought it sounded creepy before you even got
into the into the subject.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Here to meet the lady.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
We're gonna have some video that we're gonna post on
the woodieshow dot com. We do have to take a break.
We do have some more people that we want to
talk to. There's this one woman who apparently has a
PhD and some more insight. Allegedly she's an academic academics
into all this kind of stuff, so she'll give us
some more insight.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Plus up, we'll hear more from the doll convention.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
There show. We're getting a lot of reaction to the
audio that we've heard so far from this reborn doll convention.
This is the latest sea Mass adventure. If you're just
tuning in. There are these really weird, creepy dolls and

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these people sell them, and there's like a whole convention
that's held every year. Sea Bass went to the one
in Salt Lake City this year. Now, my question is
is this thing like at a like a full on
convention center or is this like a hotel?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Like where are they holding it?

Speaker 8 (41:57):
It was something I think it's called like the Davis
Convention Center, which is not at a hotels per se.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It's sort of a but it's not as.

Speaker 13 (42:02):
Like it wasn't a full convention Oh no, no, is it.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Next to a cemetery.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
I saw one lady there and she is actually writing
a PhD thesis on reborn dolls. She's from Canada and
she's gonna explain to me to what her research has
showed her.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
All right, reborn.

Speaker 21 (42:18):
Babies are fascinating. I decided to focus my PhD topic
on reborn's and it's been really interesting to explore the
artistic side, the therapeutic side, and really the play the
playful side that all these people are here enjoying these dolls.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
Some people love the therapeutic side, other find them creepy.
Where does that come in?

Speaker 21 (42:39):
Well, there's two things I'm studying, really the dolls themselves
and then the people who collect them and enjoy them.
So the dolls have this uncanny feature that they are
so realistic.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
It really puts people.

Speaker 21 (42:49):
On edge sometimes, and it can be compared to is
this alive or is this not alive? And that that's
really something that humans have always had a strong reaction to.
I don't think it's fair, how offten And that uncertainty
is then displaced onto the reborn owner. There's so much
negativity that then comes from that uncertainty and questioning why
this person likes this object when to someone else it

(43:11):
might seem creepy, but really it's a fun, harmless and
wonderful hobby.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, she's been in doctor. Yeah, it's made a fair point.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
I suppose it's just creepy the same way that the
you know, those dudes get real dolls and make them
their girlfriend. Yeah, and they have like a lifelike, fleshy touch,
and they have private parts that yeah, but they're banging
them and stuff. And that's the other thing that I
think part of the reason that's creepy because I'm thinking
to myself, like, who are the people who want these things?

(43:44):
They're not like you know, those little collector dolls that
you put on a shelf, like little girl baby dolls
that they play with or whatever. Correct, Yeah, exactly, I'm
thinking that, you know, creepers out there.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Huh, it's that's the thing is. It was night. It
was probably okay, I'll break it down, seventy percent and
you know, women probably thirty to forty years old, about
twenty percent little kids who were just having fun. Oh
it was dolls great, right. And there was you know,
maybe five percent or so guys there, but they were
all being towed along by their chick. There wasn't any
like you know.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Lester in the corner.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, all right, get time for one more. Let's
talk to speaking more from the reborn Doll convention in
there in Salt Lake City.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Who is this speaking of people who are carrying on dolls.
These are a mother and a daughter from Dallas, Texas
who uh just really are into them and really love
having the feel of a baby on your chest.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
All right, would you buy?

Speaker 8 (44:36):
This weekend?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I purchased two baby dolls. Just what didn't we purchase?
Were making their rain.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
This is my first year.

Speaker 22 (44:52):
My mother just told me about the reborning, and originally
I went just to go with her because I knew
it was something she loved. When we got here, though,
I definitely see where the love is coming from. It's
the love of having something to be with and take
care of, and even just having once a hold. This
is my mother's doll, and after she bought her, I've
just been holding her.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I just want to hold her.

Speaker 22 (45:13):
It's definitely not for everyone, but you never know, it
does grow on you. I have a best friend. She's
terrified of dolls, terrified. She saw the doll my mother
made and picked it up and refused to.

Speaker 10 (45:26):
Put it down.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
She's like, this makes me want kids.

Speaker 22 (45:29):
She's like, this makes me excited for kids.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
She used to get her friend committed. Her friend was
just over for dinner.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
So I was curious, like, could you get Let's say
your girlfriend's getting baby crazy and she wants, you know, pasturing,
you could you get? But apparently it just it triggers
the impulse even more in a certain percentage of women.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
While there is video for this, right ye all right,
so Sea Bass's Adventures. He has a video that we're
going to post on the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
It's the Woody Show dot com. What kind of crap
were they selling at this clothing?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
It was the number one accessory And you know what
I learned, Greg, You could you know if you it's
your reborn baby doll clothing and then if you have
a real baby, just swap him out someday.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Economical, yeah, you know, it makes sense.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
Strollers, you know, things like that. A lot of kids
and parts. There was a lot of not a lot,
but a fair amount of animal reborns, like little baby piglets.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Piglets, what the hell anatomically anatomically correct? Hell yeah, oh god.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
There was one lady who had like a Harry Potter
with a scar on his forehead reborn doll.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Interesting. Still not still, they made one.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
That was like the little elf Dobby from Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Nice the video right now, just go to The Woody
Show dot com.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Show Welcome back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
It's not every weekend that I get to hear from
Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I'm usually reclusive.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, Greg usually just vaporizes, hangs out the house. I
mean he hangs out with his other group of friends, right,
you know, separate people. Yeah, people separate of the Woody Show.
But I was a little surprised when Greg reached out
to me this weekend, said hey, I have something for
the show that I'd like to get to this week.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
There's something on my mind. I said, Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
He says it's age related. I said, okay, all right,
and it's.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I might be contradicting myself here, or at least I'm
gonna start with the contradiction. Because there's this new TikTok challenge.
I don't have TikTok, but I've seen it going around.
It's called the peer pants challenge. All right, your pasts,
and it's exactly what it sounds like like. It has
this voice intro that goes to your pants challenge, and

(48:07):
then you just stand there and you in your pants. Okay,
how hard is it? Simple? You can do that? A
challenge achievable. It's creative about it.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Some people may be p shy, right, like I don't
think I could just let go and do it in
my pants.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I just don't think I could. So I support that,
I really do. I would even take it a step
further and they should have like a poo your pants challenge.
I would watch had watch that. I would watch that
really pants, it's not.

Speaker 13 (48:32):
I mean, you really have to be. It would more
be like the diarrhea challenge, you have.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
To be in your underwear.

Speaker 23 (48:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
But my contention is, and this is what drives me crazy.
Social media has turned us into childrin just babies.

Speaker 24 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Remember the Kylie Jenner lip challenge where people sucked on
the shot glass to make it landed. Some grown ass
adults in the hospital. You guys remember ghost riding the whip?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, you got to be what sixteen to ride a car.
Let's face it. Most of those people, well, we're grown
ass adults. Uh huh. The Corn on a drill Bit challenge,
people lost their hair and their teeth. They were putting
a piece of corn on a drill bit. It would spit.
This is what adults do. I forgot about that one.
Then there was the bird Box Challenge, where you would
do things blindfolded, such as, oh, I don't know, drive

(49:18):
a car blindfolded as a grown ass adult, perhaps killing somebody.
The Fire challenge, which is really cool you put something
flammable on yourself and then set yourself on fire, because
that's not us all hard to do, and then the
mannequin Challenge, which is kind of like the peer pants
challenge for me, like, it's cool to look at this
is where you stood frozen in place, and even pro

(49:39):
athletes did it. But these are again to scare scare
your friends. It would be a super fun activity for
a kindergarten class, but not for grown adults. Just oh,
let's freezer, We're a Mannicans. I went to Cancun last
summer and I swam in the Caribbean where their fish
were going through my feet. At night, I saw a
very rare occurrence where sea turtles were laying their eggs,

(50:01):
something that locals said they have never seen in their lives.
The chances of seeing it almost zero. Everybody around me
was doing what grown ass adults taking photos of themselves
at front of a pool, in front of a waterfall
to put on the gram. So why you could feel
popular like you did in high school or like you
wanted to in high school. Remember when we all went

(50:22):
to an actual Hollywood premiere. We saw actual stars like
National Treasure, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan was there, Selma Hyak
was there. I was freaking out. This was exciting. Yeah,
Grown ass adults standing off in the distance taking selfies
and lip syncing to songs like children hoping to be
popular in school. Grown ass adults that make conversations at

(50:44):
dinner parties about privacy. They're worried about the oh, you
know that the grocery store knows more about you than
the government. Meanwhile, I know what you ate for lunch today,
because god forbid you have a burrito without putting a
picture of it.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Ask you a question, did you get set off on
this because I saw something I thought of Greg because
it was somebody that we know and they were It
was a TikTok video of them lip syncing a scene
from Friends. I saw that, and they did a really
good job of it.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It was their great lip sync. Yeah, I mean it
was spot on. The timing was perfect.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
I thought that Greg would appreciate because it was a
scene from Friends, a show he's obsessed.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
With, right, and I thought it. The lip sync was great,
great acting ability. But again I'm thinking, like, this is
what adults are doing, lip sinking a sitcom and they're
tweeting their every thought. Careers have been destroyed over Twitter.
One word, Roseanne, You can have an opinion. You don't
have to tweet your every thought. Kevin Hart doesn't like

(51:42):
gay people, think it, Kevin, don't tweet it. Just think it.
You don't have to tweet it. As grown, as adults,
we have this compulsion to put everything on social media,
and it's turning us into kids. Right. People even fake it,
like fake backdrops to pretend you're on vacation. What are
you three?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
You know?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
You fake like you're on a beach. You fake like
you're on a private jet. You might even go as
far as to rent a car to fake like it's
your car, so the jock in class will think you're cool.
Oh wait, you're not in school. You're forty, you know.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
I see I see grown men do this on the street.
There's like a nice car just sitting there apart. Yeah
the wheel, get on one knee, like what's oh right?

Speaker 23 (52:26):
God.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
We have friends of the show that are in their thirties,
if not forties, and they do what I call the
hospital selfie wow shop. This is that you go to
the hospital and you always have to do the POV
shot of your own hand with an ivy in it,
or the view of the hospital window, and you can
see that you're wearing a gown and all the caption

(52:47):
says pray for me or yeah right the doctor. And
I realized the reason they do that is to get
the attention that you got when you had a cast
on your arm in six It's great you know that
that was the kid that everybody wanted to sign their
cast Again, school children is what social media turns us into.

(53:07):
Grown ass Adults go into concerts that are not cheap,
by the way, living legends like Elton John are rolling
stones who will probably be dead in two weeks, and
you should probably enjoy the concert, and all you're doing
is taking a video of it to put it on Facebook.
Why to look cool. You're not in school anymore, you're
an adult. Watch these people in concert.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Is it just the social media aspect of adults acting
like children or is it.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
A look at me mentalent?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Does play exactly or does it play into other things
as well, like where adults are acting like kids?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
I think it's the look at anything ways. And have
you seen those videos where they have adults like a
man with children and they're trying to reenact a roller
coaster for their kids. They'll put the kid in the hamper,
set it up in front of the TV, and then
they'll follow the roller coaster and sometimes they'll put a
spray bottle if there's a water feature. Yeah, I don't
think they're doing that for their kids. They're doing it
so somebody will video game videoing their kids. So then

(54:04):
they get to go online. Why so you can feel
popular like a cool kid in high school. And you know,
and then like the lip sync thing you mentioned, the
friends thing, this is what adults do. It's the equivalent
of having Teddy Graham's and a caprice on for a
snack when you're forty. Like when I was a kid,
being an adult sounded so confusing. Like you heard about

(54:27):
like health insurance and mortgages. I didn't know what the
hell's a mortgage or an auto loan? Wait, you have
to what you don't just buy a cart and no,
you got to fill out paperwork. It sounded so baffling.
And then you grow up only to realize that adults
are lip syncing sitcoms and doing anything they can to
fake being on vacation. Or when you're on a real vacation,

(54:50):
you're not even paying attention to your vacation, You're only
taking photos. It has made us into children. Social media
has totally turned us into children. That being said, I
totally support the p and your Pants challenge. Yeah again,
taking a step further, making a poo in your pants challenge.
I'll watch that all day. Let's do the Woody Show
pe challenge. I would love to We'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
Hang on, who the hell are you an adult baby?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
So every company has, you know, different training things that
they make you do. A lot of them are you
know online now, and they're so bad, they're terrible. Yeah,
and they've they've seemed to get worse every year because
it used to be you just log onto it, hit play,
and then answer the obvious questions at the end of
whatever you had to watch, and then that was it.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
And then they realized that people just.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Had this on the background and weren't really like engaging
with Oh they figured that out.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Yeah, so now it's like all this interactive garbage. So
the most recent one that we've had here at the
station is the sexual harassment training. And by the way,
apparently it takes an hour and a half or so
hour to get through it, so whatever, it's like the
longest one I have not personally done it. I usually
pawn those responsibilities off to Randy. I'll pay him. It's

(56:11):
not I'm not like having it's not part of his
job obviously, but you know, I pay him to do it.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Or in this.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Particular case, I heard how bad the scenarios they had,
like bad actors playing out scenarios for sexual harassment, you know,
instances in the workplace, and then you were supposed to
you know, uh click and drag a red flag into
the video in the places where there were you know issues,
sure that you you know, would red flag the issues.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
And you would have hated it. There was about fourteen
what boxes categories. Each one had sub categories, and it
told you your progress. This is you're on section three
out of nine on section one. Well, I honestly fell
asleep twice during it.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, I'm sure, and I had a complete Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Back in the day, you would have to sit in
a room and watch a video. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
That's because you at least, like, you know, make jokes.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, it's serious.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Yeah, well it's the five oh five. Just text it
over you, guys.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Sexual harassment is a touchy subjecting.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Good stuff.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
All right, let's see how we do on the training.
Let's see if you guys can identify some problemaries. Cameron,
you have all the clips.

Speaker 25 (57:22):
Yeah, this first one is that classic moment when you
catch a couple of co workers playing a game.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
It happens all the time, all right, but fine, we
work with these people last last, the best bodies in tech.
Are you kidding me? Nope, there's a winner every week.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
That can't be real.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
That's Cris she wants to do it.

Speaker 16 (57:43):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I totally crush it. You would too, you know. Okayhead
looks so I took this picture of you today and
if you would just please please let me post it.
It's really good.

Speaker 16 (57:54):
That is so wrong.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I don't know where to start.

Speaker 16 (57:57):
What you look hot?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
I don't want to look hot. I want to look professional.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Yeah, geez be deleted, gezu square. I don't want to
look hot.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
You do? Yeah, want to look I'd be like, all right,
post this.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
The creepy part is that this guy took a random
photo I know, right, yeah, but it's for their hot
or not game. Like I have nothing wrong with the
hot or not game, but the taking of the photo
that that is wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
If you post that, you'll regret it. Okay, okay, it's gone.
Now that's a threat. That is a threat. I'm going
to HR about that.

Speaker 25 (58:31):
So in this situation, should you tell HR handle it
exactly what she did and threatened them, or don't say
anything because she's hot and it's fun.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Exactly? Are those the real? Uh? Okay? That could be
okay in anybody's universe.

Speaker 26 (58:46):
I'll delete my comments too, Yeah, and tell all your
bozo friends to do the same.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Thing.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
This can also be a game called is it this
sexual harassment video?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Or is it porn? Right? Tell you something? Acting is
so bad. She's making great assumptions here that nobody in
the universe would find this fun.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
She had one other person there that was on people
enjoying it, right. So this is the company's sexual harassment training.
These are some of the videos and situations that come up.
We're supposed to try to find the red flag areas.
I think we found them in that first one.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah's see if you.

Speaker 25 (59:22):
Can identify them in this clip with just a couple
of bros hanging out, all right.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Can you recognize comments that might contribute to a hostile
work environment in the following scene, mark with the red
flag any such comments that you hear.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yah, what's going on? You're late? Well, you try to
keep a schedule.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
Soccer moms and foreigners.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
It shouldn't be allowed on the roads, man, soccer moms,
you feel me, bro, I didn't want to put it
like an ethnic slur in there. Yeah, yeah, that'd be
of general, know, foreigners. I'm like, I'm gonna drag the flag, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Yeah, excuses, excuses, probably gonna late start.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
What mess around with the old lady this morning?

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
This morning, every bros going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
No red flags flag, It's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Just bros being bros. What do you mean this morning?
Just the days it in?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Why guys?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:00:34):
Isn't this exchange happening in front of their female co.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Worker as well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Isn't she like really like uncomfortable, but you mean getting
turned on? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:00:46):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
You say foreigners?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, I said, my man, do you know what? Guys,
I'm out of here?

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Come on, guys, really what I should be saying?

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
My prayers like you every morning?

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Let me think about it, which would I rather do?
Pray for love or get some.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeahs, red flag let's hire.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Like you every money unspecified foreigner.

Speaker 25 (01:01:16):
Yeah, be careful on the road with those soccer moms.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Sting a theme on who's complaining.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
These are actual clips from our company sexual harassment training
videos that we had to go through and try to
red flag the problems in the video.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Zero four red flags on this all right, Okay, what's
the next one?

Speaker 25 (01:01:39):
Next one's another just totally believable, totally casual.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Brosby and bros all right, all right, the purple daffodil
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That was where we were at Friday night, because Friday
night was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
A blonde night. And I'll tell you, man, we got
in there and there was this girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
She had to be new, she had to be new,
but this girl unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
If you observe behavior that crosses the line, especially if
you notice that it bothers a coworker, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Would you speak up and say something? Okay, not talk?

Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
Not everybody appreciates this.

Speaker 11 (01:02:11):
Kind of talk.

Speaker 16 (01:02:12):
Yeah, it's inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah, it's a bitch. What are you talking about it?
Did you hear me was going down?

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
One girl must be what being a girl?

Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
Flag?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
What was that place called blondes Nils? And I don't
want to hear about it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
If high five is not one of the options, and
what I should do? Think something is clearly missing. I
think this thing is kind of sexist, because agreed, where's
the guys complaining about?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It's funny?

Speaker 25 (01:02:51):
You should mention that there, Yeah, okay, guys are not
the only ones that in the workplace. A scene in
this next clip.

Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
How to Go Last Night, You're great both times. Those
fertility calendars really get you going. Yeah, motivation as if
we need it. Did you try those new positions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
You were telling me about.

Speaker 21 (01:03:19):
I'm telling you, hey, I am not interested in anything
that's going to get me pregnant.

Speaker 16 (01:03:23):
I really think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
That's why I stick with the butt. Yeah, both ways.

Speaker 16 (01:03:31):
Pregnant. I really think it's going to work this time. Well,
that's the right you're going. I'm sure seems like it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Would you mind changing the subject?

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I'm trying to work over here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
You're killing my bone.

Speaker 11 (01:03:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yere talking about particulating wiki. Yeah, actually kill your bone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
You know how?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Those fertility calendars, Yeah, make your horn.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
There's that loser, unbelievable situation. Two chicks talking about doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
You're gonna with your like lame o knockoffanging the subject.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I'm trying to work over here.

Speaker 16 (01:04:12):
Don't be such a prude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
You agree, pussy dude? Right? They cleaned that one up
to interrupting corn watching. I don't know where this company is,
but get me an application. It's our company.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Yeah, this stuff, this is the the exact arm just
had to take.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
That's why we even know this exists.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
I worked for the company in the videos. I think
what you said, Yeah, ram.

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
Script prego every long night, it up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, she's getting rammed flag.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Fla.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
I'm sorry that I'm shaming her for expressing her sexuality choice.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I gotta take a break. Well, no, we have. We
have time after the break if you want. Okay, a
break this morning with my with my woman multiple times.
Two men, take a break, real men, plow through those
blue diamonds are Sexual harassment training continues next on The
Woody Show. Hang on, bro Okay, the bloody bullet.

Speaker 10 (01:05:13):
Points you show next time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
You got people. This is the Woody Show. So, if
you guys are scoring at home, how are well?

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
I can't say that either a red flag watch it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Well, if you guys are keeping score at home, how
are you doing on the sexual harassment training?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I'm nailing it, Yeah, nail it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Our company just had everybody do sexual harassment training, which was,
you know, an online thing, and they had all these
like situation videos that you're supposed to watch and then
you click and drag a red flag into the scene
whenever you see or hear a red flag based on
based on the rules and REGs he gave us for
the sexual harassment. We've made it through quite a few

(01:06:03):
of these scenarios, and I know that we here are
just killing it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
We're doing that great. It's very educational. We'll have to
do the video in a year from now, because you know,
we'll forget it all. You forget it all. It's not
the same thing you take every year. No, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
So I had had Borton Nick Soundwave grabbed the audio
from these videos that were part of the sexual harassment
training here at the station, and now we're going through
them to see how we are all doing collectively, because
I don't want this show to ever be in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
No new way. It's not like it's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
All obvious stuff, right, you know, Like some of the
stuff's real tricky.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
It's vague idea, real big what's not we were rotten
on all the other ones? Yeah, what's the next one here?

Speaker 25 (01:06:42):
So how do you help a coworker when they're having
a computer problem like this one?

Speaker 27 (01:06:46):
All right?

Speaker 28 (01:06:47):
I told you downloading porn causes problems.

Speaker 16 (01:06:50):
Everybody does it. Besides, I don't see what the big deal.
Is my screen just froze?

Speaker 28 (01:06:55):
No, everybody doesn't do it, And now I'm gonna have
to scan the whole network from.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Nowhere as long is that gonna take. That's not the point.

Speaker 28 (01:07:03):
The point is that I don't want to have to
keep looking at this garbage on your screen.

Speaker 16 (01:07:07):
Hey, I have a stressful job.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Okay, do you need to jerk it? And it sounds
like we need a better I T guy? Exactly? The
sound the red flag here is the I T guy.
He's very rude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
He's rude, he's judgmental, is very judging down to people.

Speaker 13 (01:07:26):
Is that the red flag that he's judging the porn
guy garbage?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Now, when you say this garbage, clearly you're not talking
about porn in general, because you're a dude subjected before,
very subjective, stumbled upon it like you've looked it up.

Speaker 28 (01:07:38):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Yeah, you might have like a higher threshold standard that
you need to see like this amateur stuff. You want
to see like real pro stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Right, he's all holier than now.

Speaker 29 (01:07:49):
Yeah, to take up yoga anyway, it's suggesting off yoga, Kirk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I'm gonna preach what I believe into you. I'll go away, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
One dude in the yoga right, huh cool computer.

Speaker 28 (01:08:06):
No, it's the company's computer. And I'm the guy you
call him? This crap breaks it? Whoa language?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I don't want any language either. Could he be more patronizing? Yeah,
that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Red flag on that one too, called anti virus software.
He's rude.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Guy needs to whack. It's called self help.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
His job is stressful, he said, so I term.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
I forgot about, totally forgot about. Whacking off?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Serious, says it all the time? Does yeah you've tuned camera? Now,
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
That's so much.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
You hate camera? Feelings are hurt? You do it? Says
whack all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Oh way, I know, But it's it's it's the whacking off,
like it's the whole thing.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
Well, he abbreviates it as whack about, Like what are
you up to?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
After where cam? I'm gonna go home and whack black flag? Wa?
I told you have confidence? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
So it's the sexual harassment training. We have another video here,
and what is this one about?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
How do you deal with hate in the workplace?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Right, Jennifer, you gotta take table six?

Speaker 16 (01:09:12):
I can't, but he got my hands full. Yeah, but
he said he's waiting for his boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
I don't think I can handle it. That's what I've
been saying as a waiter, and I don't think I can.
I can't do the homostseexuals because they're going to hit
on him and he doesn't want to get He doesn't
want to get it. And that's the rubble. You like
to order the tube steak? Okay? Yeah? And why will

(01:09:35):
he hit on him? Because gay guys find all guys
attracted be so touchy feeling. Yeah, totally, they just I can't.

Speaker 16 (01:09:44):
But he got my hands full. Yeah, but he said
he's waiting for his boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I don't think I can handle it.

Speaker 16 (01:09:48):
Come on, man, he's not hurting anybody. Maybe you should
help him. Might be your tight You guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Losers, I got this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
There's a red me. You can't call you coworkers. Losers. Yeah,
just not acceptable. He's going in for war or something.
He's gonna take these table homos. No me, man, because
I'm straight, right, I must let you know. Yeah, how
straight I am say that straight?

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
There's always dangerous COVID or no COVID. There's dangerous in
the workplace all the time. You never know, you're waiting tables,
like a gay couple might come in, you never know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah, what do you do that? What do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
What you need to plan ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Exact, figure out how to handle it. We got we
got time for one more.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
What is this?

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (01:10:35):
This is just a sign off?

Speaker 13 (01:10:36):
Oh how will you create a respectful harassment free environment
in your workplace?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Well, we've reached the end of the course. Thanks for
joining us. Take care.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Greg is just trying to be like condescending to somebody.
We see it on the text too, like he'll he'll
send somebody a text back where they're like, it's a
big long text message writes back, take.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Care, take care, take care of the fast oh my god,
or if you can throw in it now, take care
now a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Right to the end of the course. Thanks for joining us,
take care, take care. I will. So what have we
learned from all this?

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
That that actual harassment training is hilarious? People if anyone
is causing a stink fire those people. Okay, that's right,
I think what's what's the phrase in the streets? Menace stitches,
get stitches, right, my friend, that's what I learned.

Speaker 13 (01:11:37):
Yeah, that's what I got a lot of snitches and
stitches in there, uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
More Woody shows come up next time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
They're probably the circumference of Orioles. And we are into
another new hour and as you know, we are out
this week, and thanks to all of your requests and suggestions,

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we've pulled some audio from the last ten years out
of the Woody Show vault. These are the moments that
you said you heard as a new listener and decided that, hey,
this is the show for me. You know, lots of
people have worked for the show over the years. You're
gonna hear them in these segments. Lots of what you're
gonna hear hasn't even aired in years. But when this

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vacation is over, all of these clips, all these segments,
they're going to be retired forever, never to be heard
on the air again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
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Speaker 26 (01:13:00):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Today is also National Sunglasses Day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Yeah, every day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
In the prehistoric era, they say, people used Walrus Ivory
to create sun goggles.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Oh, and then by the.

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Seventeen hundreds it was common for doctors to prescribe like
the tinted glasses for vision correction.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
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Modern day sunglasses first appeared in the nineteen thirties in
Atlantic City, and just before World War eleven, ray Band
produced a product called Aviators The War eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Super Cameron two. Yeah, the War eleven. Yeah, I'm just
reading through it. Did you put one?

Speaker 9 (01:13:53):
No, you didn't, Dickhead, let me say it's one one?
Also is number one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
He wrote it's one one. Okay, Well he shouldn't have
read it that way, but yeah, you did write eleven,
You wrote one one, Yeah, you did. Look he wrote
one one, you wrote one and one You wrote one
one one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
No, it's definitely eleven one one.

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
I mean it's still ron Bergen moment either, way, Yeah,
go afterself.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
San Diego's screwed up. Go right around the time of
World War eleven in the year thirty sixteen. Call him
fake news, my dad. He screws up so hard. I'm
just reading through it not even paying attention because it's funny.

(01:14:48):
He just kept right on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Whoa, because that's eight past the last World war?

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Give me circle, thanks nine. I overshot it a bit.

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
Oh my god, my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
And you just said it was eight past nine nine?
I know the next week. Huh, haven't had We've had
two world wars plus two plus nine is eleven?

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
I know, but there's only been two world wars? Right,
three did not exist? The three hasn't happened yet. Right,
the last World war we could have had would have
been eight ago, right, world War two eight minus three?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
I'm not that done? My god, what do you smell over?

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
There isn't air.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
It would be three so eight you know eighty three?

Speaker 10 (01:15:38):
That's five?

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
You know so eleven? So math has changed our status.
Never mind, where are you everything? No, that's funny. Wow,
we have just joined in a massive way word exact. Yes,

(01:16:02):
I am stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
That was it on purpose?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Like this is a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
No, I wish I would to pre read Oh my god, fired, No,
because if he's fired in this case, I'm super fired.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Okay, it's pretty funny, but it was like a double mistake.
War eleven is anyone's abs like, legit? You are eleven? Rape?
That's eight more than two? Are you stupid?

Speaker 10 (01:16:37):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
So legitimate question, legitimate question? How should I do it?
Gun stop?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Overdose? Noimate question?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
How should I do it? Not going there? Rope? What
are you thinking?

Speaker 30 (01:16:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Don't bring it down? No, that's not funny, it's stupid. Spine.
Just get wasted tonight and laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Mana is this what is like like this general feeling
like where all your limbs are tingling because you feel
so stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
No, you just gotta live life, man. Things So seriously
where we're okay, so we're doing before polar opposite of
taking it seriously. So I'm telling about him. He's where
he's getting upset in the future. All right, So just
before World War one? Yeah, perhaps it was no, because

(01:17:35):
now I'm just going by the first one. It's one, okay, Yeah,
world War zero?

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Anyway, ray Band produced a product called the Aviators, the
first commercially successful style of sunglasses, which basic bitches still
wear to this day.

Speaker 18 (01:17:48):
They do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Rabs are awesome. I love ray Bans. That was the best.
That could have been so much fun. God damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
All right, we're gonna take a break. This is a
good natural end of the show because clearly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
And beyond all right, we're gonna take a break. Woody
shows next. Hang, it's like rushing the Woody show.

Speaker 16 (01:18:25):
Who's back in?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
This is a Woody show? And from where I said,
it looks like we're set up and ready to go.
It's like we're at a truck stop. I know, it's
so hot.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
It's the return, ladies and gentlemen of the Glory Hall challenge.

Speaker 23 (01:18:43):
Sine, I've seen the drilling of a whole right through
a board in the men's room of a truck stuff
where the gayest man or lord.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
It's a breach in the divider that we simply must explore.
This booth goes jerking on glory, glory, holy fully around
while you boo, I don't have to see.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
Just screwed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
It's gay sex.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
In the job.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yes, all right, so we.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Have the glory Hole setup. Now it's uh, you know, makeshift.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
It's not as professional not a proj. Yeah, it's not
a pro job. It's not piled or anything. This is
no HGTV.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. But so Menace is going to
be on the receiving end of the glory hole. He
is blindfolded, yeah, and nose folded and nose folded. He
can't put blindfold on, Dennis.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Why don't you what?

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
I don't I don't think you need your headphones at all? Actually,
won't you go ahead? Yeah, just take your headphones off.
Your ears still work, right, like you could set here
and when I do this, yes you can. You can
hear me if I'm just talking. I'm just talking it all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Yes, I don't hear you as well.

Speaker 17 (01:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Anyway, because as we're describing what the item is, you're
gonna have to plug your ears.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
Well I think we said them outside of the hallways.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Well we usually outside, okay, in isolation, isolation, and we've
turned all the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
I'm sure say you will take care of that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Let's uh yeah, can I border somebody make sure that
the audio is off in the in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
We can't have any cheating here, Morgan, I think can't
help about all right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
All yeah, lead them outside, all right, So we have
how many items here? Sea Bass got three items that
are all Menace related. These are related to things he
should love. And actually, since Greg's out there, let's do
this real quick. I don't I want Greg to hear this. Okay,
rtt raby heap Greg outside please?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
So the first item Menace loves loves loves from Costco
are the chicken bakes right kay covered covered, just smothered
in Caesar dressing, which is what they come with. The
second itemis loves his dogs, right yeah, and he loves
that fresh food stuff that comes like the little chub
refrigerated package, and he loves chickens. I got chicken flavored
chub of dog.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Food fresh dog food.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
And the third item, this is why Greg can't hear
menus loves what vacations going to the island. Sure, yes,
I went to Petco and I've got two giant islander roaches.
Look at these, but they look like those.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Are you going to take those out and put one
through the glory ravy? What I have is I have
a clear clearish tube.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
Oh no, make a two inch clear PVC kind of
and you'll crawl through the right kind of like that's
the last one obviously, but Menas loves the island, so
he should love a giant islander road dog.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Just to recap.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Now, these are the items are going to be fed
through the glory hole, and Mentes will only be able
to use his mouth and his face to identify the
other that you will know what they are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Number one is the Costco chicken bank that he still loves.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Drenched and just slaughtered in caesar dress. Then you got
the like the fresh dog food that you can get.
This is a chicken fresh chicken dog food because he
lost the tip off. It's all nice and weanery. Yeah,
you see like a like a roll of like what
do they call it? Tube of cook?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
And then the islander roach roach to him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
At all right, let's wave, let's wave everybody back in,
so now you know what the now you know what
the three the three items are all right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
All right, so man Is, don't fall over. He said,
this is the best blindfold we've ever had. Oh yeah,
it's really dark.

Speaker 8 (01:22:46):
Say what do you show breathing mask? Those things with
goggles over those that can help steal out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, all right, so.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Again, Menace, you can only use your face and your
mouth to identify what the items are. Yes, and once
things get fed through the glory hole, and as you're
trying to figure out what it is, please be as
descriptive as you can, like like, let us hear your
thought processes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
You're trying to round what it is? All right, All right,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
The first item is making its way through the glory
hole right now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
It already feels warm you now, and it smells like
it could be like a food, like some kind of bread.
Do you dare to taste like a ranch?

Speaker 10 (01:23:37):
Pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Okay? Okay, well yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:23:41):
Is it ranch?

Speaker 16 (01:23:42):
Some kind of ranch?

Speaker 10 (01:23:43):
Some manage you? Is it onion?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Is it a food?

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Take a bite?

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Noa you can get in your mouth?

Speaker 18 (01:23:58):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Wait, hold on? Is it chicken?

Speaker 10 (01:24:00):
Wing?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
No drunkstick? Is it chicken? There's chicken involved higging the wall?

Speaker 28 (01:24:08):
Ye?

Speaker 23 (01:24:09):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Wait wing sauce? The sauce, their sauce.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
Okay, yeah, I can tell that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
I don't know. It's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Get in their messing to give you another thirty seconds
to try to figure it out before we're going to
need a final guess.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I can't tell.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
He's taking a bite red, there's bread and balls?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Oh, the mess. Okay, facial hair he has cover.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
Oh you can use your mouth, menace, tiny bite you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Got you got five seconds for.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
All right, all right?

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
That is a Costco chicken bake smothered in Caesar dressing.
I said, chicken chick chick.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Yeah, you didn't say chicken bake, which is one of
your favorite things, Hey, chicken bake.

Speaker 23 (01:25:12):
And what.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
It's the Costco chicken bake with caesar dressing was, which
is what your taste. That's not that's not correct on
how the chicken bake is presented. There's there's, it's on
the menu. I looked at it yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
But the dressing inside inside out, I'm sorry, Yeah, it's
the dipping sauce for the You never had a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Dipping sauce with the chicken bake.

Speaker 8 (01:25:33):
I literally looked at the menu like three foot letters.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
All right, chicken. Every Costco I've ever gone to in
life has not had a dipping sauce.

Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
Please send menace at menace the picture of the damn
thing on the menu that says Caesar dressing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
They have not given me dipping sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Okay, but here Bramy's bringing over some napkins that you
can use to clean off your stupid face. All right,
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Said item and Jack.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
The dog exactly like Caesar dressing, you know, poisoned him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Are you ready? This delicious? We love chicken baked dude?
You ready for the second item?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Use your mouth for guessing? Are you ready? Alright? Are
you ready? Here we go item number two?

Speaker 18 (01:26:19):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Yeah, alright? Is now?

Speaker 10 (01:26:23):
All right? Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
It's like's fish straight in the box a little bit?

Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
Is it dog food?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
But you guys, his shoulders toward the whole cat?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Is it case?

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
You just smell good to get food? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:26:42):
Okay, okay, yes or.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
No no, we can't tell you. You can't tell me.

Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Is it a dog dog biscuit?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:26:55):
Is it cat food?

Speaker 23 (01:26:58):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:26:59):
Dog food?

Speaker 23 (01:26:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
What's my.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Wet dog food?

Speaker 10 (01:27:06):
Don't like it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Away so far?

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
Dog wet dog food?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Treat?

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Or the actual dog food? Actual dog food?

Speaker 27 (01:27:17):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:27:18):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
The point of the gloriole to stick.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Your face and you want away from it, and you're
getting way more help than we've given anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Else, and you've beat a big baby about it. Any
good guess?

Speaker 23 (01:27:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Yeah, you got thirty seconds. You can't hear it? It's
it's fresh chicken dog food. Jeez, this is what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
That's what he fetu his pet a flair for the dramatic.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yes, yeah, yeah, all right, you got five more seconds
the flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Yeah dog no no, now, alright, there you go. That's menace.
Can I get a final guess?

Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Is relentless?

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I think he got.

Speaker 8 (01:28:18):
I'd say we give him credit.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
I think so.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
This was like that fresh it's the actual brand is
a fresh pet. But this is what your dogs here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
This is something you could confuse for human food.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:28:33):
There was an article where a woman actually ate this
stuff and lost like twenty pounds lucky.

Speaker 31 (01:28:39):
Oh my god, it's menaces chicken dog food. If he
was in an actual gloryhole, he would be very unpopular.
Imagine sidling up to this, I know I'd be like,
this is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
A rip off, Yeah, jumping backwards.

Speaker 8 (01:28:58):
And it's chicken flavored. Man, it's chicken flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Yeah, chicken, Yeah, we're lying chicken like dog food, napkins.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
He ate none of the it's just got on his.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Let's square the glory hole. Back up to the camera
and let's get him turn it turn a little bit more.
Running away from the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Yep, there we go. There we go, all right you Yeah,
they say you can lead a dumb ass to a
glory hole.

Speaker 8 (01:29:30):
Again, Medaces, you could probably guess these are all Menace
themed items. Yeah, you love chicken bake, you love pets
and pet food.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Now we have a we have a third item that's
ready for the Woody Show glory hole. Greg does not
know what this is until right now, Menace, do you
need do you need like another minute to.

Speaker 23 (01:29:48):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:29:48):
You're not helping.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Hold on, I hear Greg walking away. Wait, get to
readjust his seat. He's the one who's in charge of
keeping you cloth.

Speaker 10 (01:29:58):
I heard him.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
I heard him walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Here that's about to happen. All right, here we go
number three, will we show glory Ball Challenge?

Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
No, I love how the anticipations. Al right, what there
you go? All right? Lean yourself in there, hold on,
I don't want to move. Lean him in there. Rave Yeah,
the hold the pipe. This is the islander. I wonder

(01:30:38):
win love it islander road.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Oh my god, thing doesn't want to move.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
No, yeah, yeah, we're all I can't here? Where are they?

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
What the hell? No, dude is definitely oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
My god, oh my god, no, no, feeding it through.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
There's something and now he's blowing into the end of
the two that gets a little thing to go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
On doing operating. Where's the one on the floor?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Fly?

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I can't break man, No, no, I can't. It's gone.

Speaker 13 (01:31:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
You guys are such pussies. Really blended to a car.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
But you can't see.

Speaker 10 (01:31:55):
They are on the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
All right, so we have an update. We have still
not found the roaches. There are two of them and
they are gone. There are two of them are in
the wind.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I just realized my backpack is on the floor. I
lifted your back I lifted that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
That's one of the person pieces like grabbing things and
lift it off and leave it off.

Speaker 11 (01:32:26):
We haven't.

Speaker 8 (01:32:33):
It menaces, Yes, okay, it's on the ground. Move but
look look at how slow that's moving. Raby, my god,
it is so slow.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I wonder if the other.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
One's he's right over here that he puts his hand
upon his.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
We have found and captured one that was gonna be okay, settle.

Speaker 8 (01:33:13):
Down you women.

Speaker 10 (01:33:14):
Oh my god, I know. No, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I care that was gonna be.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
My next guest was, hey, we need to pat down right, yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Was We're gonna do that live on the air. Pat
down Menace, Raby.

Speaker 8 (01:33:29):
I think it's literally it was on his knee when
he felt it, okay, because I thought it was a
a Caesar dressing state. Okay, so I think we need
to do a full Menace body patent baby and okay,
he and nothing was crawling a half.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
A mile about. All right, I'm gonna take a look
at Menace.

Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
You gotta take your jacket off shaken down?

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Yeah, all right. I found one and it was where.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
I thought it would be on This is yotty. My god,
but it was like Menace is wearing gray jeans and
it's yeah, jacket off. I would say, we got that
hat off. He's still blindfolded.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
By the way, you can take the blindfold off. Yeah,
but Greg, that.

Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
Should that should make you feel better. They don't like,
they don't skit her. They're very slow moving. Greg is
scared because of the one what he has.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
And then the container.

Speaker 10 (01:34:18):
Oh my god, big, aren't they that's huge?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Did we break the table?

Speaker 8 (01:34:23):
No table stays broken?

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Oh my god, man, you might have to take your
shirt off.

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
Yeah, kind of like to shake your shirt out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
See if you check his back pocket. Oh my god,
you're touching it. It's big, it's hard, it's big.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
And I'm not kidding you. Get take your wallet out,
take your phone out, get your pockets.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
Checks. Oh my god, Oh my god, didn't be in here.
Get him?

Speaker 10 (01:34:50):
Where is it? It's crawling on me, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
That's not the one you should be scared of. This
a loose one is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Container. You should be better now because now at least
it's like contain about how slow it is. It's not
gonna like jump on you. It's a slow creep.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
So minister check crawling which is where I thought it
would be.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
It might be in one of your pockets. This is
an HR violation. This is I'm not looking. I can't
even know. I'm sweating there he is. How do wait?
You're blowing in through a tube?

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
Yes, we had that, well the tubes outside now, but yeah,
we put him in.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
And you're blowing them at you.

Speaker 8 (01:35:38):
But they I guess fell off in your lap instead.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Oh my gosh, could go into your pocket or something.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Really getting those back pockets, because I think we're going
to need a full canvty search.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
I'm greg just for you. I'm ordering, notach motels that
you should win like a billion dollars.

Speaker 13 (01:36:00):
It's not his jacket. I checked the pockets of his jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
You check his underwear. I did not look in his underwear,
or his pants pocket, or his.

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Crack showering tomorrow morning, anything I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Oh God, that's not fun.

Speaker 8 (01:36:16):
Wow, that's when you go to the islands.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
I don't see those are you okay? Not really off
the ground? Ones ones in the container, the other ones
in the winter here catch God, damn it. Did you
check your jacket? Nobody else needs to. Greg's jack's on
the back of his God, it didn't make it to
your jacket. Did you see how these things move like molests?

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
I didn't Greg go finding when he gets home blowing
on the jacket. I know he'll reach into his jacket
pocket for his keys, and that's where you gonna find.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
I got you boom. Now that is a hot entrance show. Hey,
welcome back. So the time has come, Gregor are you ready?
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
I'm never going to uh stay ready, blood.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I just remembered, though, to say that he's nervous. The
last time we played the Smartness game, his excuse for
losing was it takes longer to say Sebastian than it
takes to save Greg. But it's the person who says
their name first. Your name could be Rumpel, still skin,
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
The difference.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Greg is the hard longer. The difference is I'm a loser.

Speaker 8 (01:37:40):
The differences, you guys would jumped down my throat when
I give you the actual explanation. It's a hard versus
a soft consonant.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
So it takes longer to say constant for it to.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
Register people's minds, like, well, then you can.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Change your name for this segment then to pile bring
in with all here.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
All right, Well it's t for this little round between
Sea Bass and Greg Gory, ladies, time for the smart ass.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
So again, this is an actual game that you could purchase.
It's called the smart Ass Game, and the way we
use it for our show is we have the who
the what the whare category and then the hard ask
question and you want to be the first person to
get two out of three. Although in this round that
we do between its Sea Bass and Menace, we just
go through all four. I'm sorry Sea Bass and Greg

(01:38:37):
because the rounds will last as long. Yeah exactly. Anyway,
so we're going to try to get as many points
as we can fellas.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
And we'll start with the category and they have a
very general.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Clue, like a very vague clue, and then they get
more specific as you get down toward the last one,
which is pretty much just the dead giveaway just tells
you the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Yeah, easy, putt at that. So you get a point
to be the first person.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
But the strategy here is to, you know, wait as
long as you can before the other person might buzz
in and get the answer right from underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
You, you know, like I think I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
I think I'm gonna wait till the next clue to
really yeah, make sure, and then the other person comes in.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
So that's that's the strategy. All right, Right, I'm trying
to be cocky, but my palms are sweating. Greg's shaking.
All right, just be yourself. Is it gets better? Get it?

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
That is me?

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Yeah? See that's what. Do you want to start with?
Who am I?

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
What am I?

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Where am I? Or the hard asked question. Let's go
with who and you will ring in with your name.
We already discussed the Kyle.

Speaker 11 (01:39:43):
Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Okay, here we go. Who am I?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
I'm a pioneer. I created one of the first celebrity
fashion lines. I was sometimes called Lady Lindy, Greg, Greg,
Amelia Earhart. The answer is Amelia Earhart. To Tim Gunn,

(01:40:07):
he got the gay question? What questions already starting fashion?
Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Fashion excuse number one goes to see that Tim gun best.
You don't get a point for an excuse.

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
I'm just getting credit where it's due to Kim Gunn.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Tim Gunn's new show on Amazon, Amazing by the way,
check out.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Okay, all right, well Greg has one point here in
this round. You keep smart ass game. Well there's only
four Kyle, Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Hi, Greg? What do you want next? You want what
am I? Where am I? Or the hard ask question
where am I? Where am I.

Speaker 5 (01:40:46):
I am?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
A city that narrows it down? All right, okay, bring in.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
I am not in the US, but many Americans are here.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Easy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
My people, my people speak Spanish. My name can mean
by the sea.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Tijuana. The answer is you want ya? Wow?

Speaker 23 (01:41:14):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
How embarrassing? Is so ready for this one? I'm ready?
What's my excuse?

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Your partner's mix, Well that's that and he went to school.

Speaker 8 (01:41:22):
It's get San Diego State right by Tijuana, because he's
the only one that knows that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
I'm just saying, good good play.

Speaker 8 (01:41:30):
But he's been got getting some easy breaks, That's all
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
City.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
This tune we've heard before the US. Many Americans are here. Okay,
so I'm automatically thinking city in either Mexico or Canada. Right, sure, sure,
my people, My people speak Spanish rights and now we're
in Mexico by.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
The sea literally means from Tijuana. Okay, sure right, all right?
So Greg has how many points?

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
And Sea Beast has how many zero? How many uses?
Is Kyle has fifteen trillion?

Speaker 8 (01:42:04):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
My anger is now fueling me. I've had the who
am I? The one am I? Yeah? Who am I?
The where am I? Sea bass? You want what am I?
Or the hard ass question?

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
Explain the format of the hard ask question again.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
It's just a question and clues. Yeah, no clues, I'll
go hard ass then hard ass question.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
All right, here we go. Which body of water is
also called the sea of course, the Gulf of California.
Which body of.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Water is also called the Sea of Courts? It's even
Golf of California. Yeah, it was either that or Baja.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Craig grew up in California and I did not get it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Therefore he's the only one that knows.

Speaker 8 (01:43:00):
I'm not saying he's not doesn't deserve these points. I'm
just saying he got a strong help in the I
mean a question selection.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
I need to hand your mental card. Yes, it's totally out.
Now Greg's going for the sweet Yeah, sweep at Greg,
sweep the leg.

Speaker 8 (01:43:17):
Now, I know, I have a feeling. I know that
these questions were chosen in for specific ohau the car,
so I just not at random. They are not at random, Like,
how how the hell does that help me? Because of
the fashion line of Tim Gunn stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Okay, that what he knows. I read that like a
thousand years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
I knew that I would never pick that one for
menace if he was involved in the contest.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
But that Tim Gunn was the only one that knew that. Yeah, yeah,
oh wait or Tijuana. Really it's Tana Tijuana, Kyle, you
were just talking about Tijuana. You want to you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:43:52):
What you guys don't know is that we've moved to
Cabo instead, so it's different. Look, I'm not saying great
doesn't deserve these points?

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Are doing that?

Speaker 8 (01:44:00):
Making your If we have some Dandiel's arean questions, I
would love for those to be included.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Okay, here we go about sweet the leg? Okay, here
we go. What am I?

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
I date back to ancient Greece. Scientists use me a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
You happy?

Speaker 8 (01:44:26):
I am happy?

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
Well, this wasn't fair. He started trying, all right, So
I date back to ancient Greece. Scientists use me a lot,
got it? Music and film experts use me too. Some
say I am unproven or even speculative. Greg, Greg a theory?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Damn it? The answer is theory and.

Speaker 23 (01:44:55):
Music?

Speaker 10 (01:45:00):
Are you start?

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Let me ask you how is that question?

Speaker 8 (01:45:05):
That is a fair set, because that's I was thinking
theory as well. Oh okay, on your first word, I
thought now was different. I have a different theory now, okay,
I think perhaps, judging by Greg's bad acting theory, I
don't know that, perhaps we had either a leak or

(01:45:26):
a sneak.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Okay, I'll get it.

Speaker 8 (01:45:32):
Not Greg, I think wood he might have gone, hey, great,
you want to see the best look bad hair.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
He's a very bad actor. You're the worst at games.
Oh my god, this today, I get nothing. You've never won.
But first it was okay, I was picking questions for it. Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:45:48):
Now it's as I sneaker, the leak, that's put loss.
I accept the loss.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
I completely forgot we were even playing this game today.
Do we need to invest?

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
I would like an independent menace investigation.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
By the way, what do I care? Who wins?

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
What do you care? Because you know what you like?
You know his joy when I'm upset. I need to
check the logs.

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
But you know his joy at trying to take shots
at me as well?

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
That's all our joy. I take that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
I think besides Ravy, I'm the only other person to
hear who routinely defends you.

Speaker 8 (01:46:23):
Oh, but you take shots at all kinds of stuff
that I take shots at all kinds. I think the
point here is we all need to be nicer to
each other.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Okay, well let's start with you. Start review.

Speaker 8 (01:46:36):
Congratulations to Greg Penny. The investigations, Wow, okay, invest investigate away?

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Oh my god, what ashtag.

Speaker 26 (01:46:56):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
He's always hit or miss. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah for sure? Welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
All right, so.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
All I did, Let's just ask a question. I wanted
to get your opinion on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
You are free to wear all the silly saying shirts
that you want. No, I don't care. You can wear
whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
I just saw one over the weekend and I thought,
to me, it was on like a you know, not
even like a younger person.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
This was like somebody who looked like they're in their fifties.

Speaker 30 (01:47:27):
Oh yeah, oh, guys in their fifties love that kind
of and it said in my defense, I was left unattended, right,
And so I'm like, dad, Joe, it was like, you know,
just regular going out about your business kind of wear,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
And has the time passed for that, right? And so yeah,
I mean you want to get mad at me, that's fine.
You can criticize, that's fine. I'll accept that. Nobody hates
me more than me as always say. But I was
just throwing the question out there, if you want to
wear them, please, it sounds like you might you might
need my approval.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
You can wear whatever you want, all right? Well, thank you.
You always talking about age appropriate clothes, now, are you
just saying that this is just out of style?

Speaker 11 (01:48:12):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
It's not an age thing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
Your time is passed, So I'm saying there was This
is about the shirt itself of the silly sayings you
know it's over for you shirt?

Speaker 8 (01:48:22):
Yeah, I here already saying, and it's it's very odd.
It's appropriate. I should say that he saw it on
like a kind of a middle aged dude who still thought.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
It was funny. Right, That was That was My only
question was Brave, that's your thing, go for it and
I wear it all that. I commend.

Speaker 8 (01:48:36):
What are you for having some like standards and some discernment?

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:48:41):
Ben?

Speaker 8 (01:48:41):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
Now you may find uh, the fact that I'm opinionated
on things to be annoying? Is that something annoying about me? Sure,
there's plenty of things that are annoying. Ready brought this
up as a topic idea. We're kind of talking through things,
well you know what we're going to do each week
on the show. And one of our stations actually had

(01:49:03):
one of the this is a question and we thought
it was pretty interesting. What is something that people find
annoying about you and you know it, and you know it,
and yet that behavior doesn't change. And I was I
was thinking to myself, Man, everybody's got to have an
answer for this, and if you don't, that's what's annoying

(01:49:23):
about you. Yeah, you're one of those people just think
that they're flawless, they're perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
It's kind of like when you're in a job interview
and they say what negative thing would you say about you?
And it's usually liked, I care too much. This is
the dumbest question. I like to stay way too late
at work. I put in much too much work. I
care too much. I go above and beyond that.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
I don't even know where I would start with mine.
I think, you know, a lot of times I know
it works, and so I will. I will just stay
with what works. And I'm very inflexible when it comes
to going outside of that. Like I need everybody, like
if there's an idea for something, show your work and
before we go, and you know, just try to change
things up, because as long as things are working, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
I don't. I'm very rigid in in my in my ways.
You know, are you rigid right now?

Speaker 23 (01:50:22):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
What are you thinking about?

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
But I could see, you know where that's annoying to others,
But that's just for my own paranoia, right, And so
I don't change it. So like, oh, if it ain't broke,
don't fix exactly Rabe, Where do where do we even begin?

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
With you?

Speaker 13 (01:50:42):
I know so many things, but I think I would
probably put at the top of the list of my
attitude about my way or the highway. And if it's
not my way, then I get very annoyed and very
cranky about it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Ragie.

Speaker 13 (01:50:55):
Yeah, Regie, I don't like it because and I think
a lot of that has to do with I live
with myself, with myself by myself, and so I can
do whatever I want outside of like you know, work
and things like that. But if something happens at work
and it's like we're gonna do it this way and

(01:51:16):
I don't like it, that's kind of like a shutdown
thing for me, Like that makes me, oh, no, you
express it, but then you know, I don't like to
I wouldn't participate, or just because I'm annoyed that this
is not how I would like it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
I thought about this.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
I'd have thought about you, rave when it comes to
stuff like that, because Raveie was with her parents for
so long.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
That is true too, you know, like is this kind
of like a payback?

Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
You know, like when people they and I'm not saying
your parent, like you had a really strict househole. I'm
equating to people who grew up in a very strict
househole where they couldn't do anything and there's no fun
at all and blah blah blah blah blah, and then
they get out of their own they kind of go crazy.
They have that almost like a rebellion type of thing.
I wouldn't call what Ravey's doing a rebellion, but do
you think maybe it's just from like you were with
parents and taking.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
For a really long time.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
It was like their house, their rules there, whatever, and.

Speaker 13 (01:52:07):
So like now that you you know, maybe to a
little degree, like there was a lot of and I'll
be honest, there's a relief when my dad died because
he was not well, and so we all just kind
of found our own different lives outside of that because
we were so my mom got remarried.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Yeah, were strict parents, Not really. They never knew what
I was doing. I don't we're even having a.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Curfew understanding you're living under somebody else's roof, so you
really can't do anything, you know, respectful of them.

Speaker 13 (01:52:41):
Yeah, at least except for that one summer I got
sent to my grandma just had the decency.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
To hide you know right, what about you? Greg? What
I think that others would find annoying about me is
that I'm way too sensitive because like v roll her
eyes and go oh with the feelings, it's Greg. Many
times it's just SeaBASS cares and I cares. And my remember,

(01:53:08):
my New Year's resolution this year was to be more
like Ravy because she will express, like what you just said,
if it's my way or the highway, and I get annoyed.
And you express that when you are something and yet
you don't care. And I admire that so much. And
I've a bottle, right, And I've always wanted to be

(01:53:29):
more like no, not going to do it. Yeah, And
I've done that in absolute minute ways like roller coasters.
You guys, we go to amusement parks and I've begrudgingly
gone on them and I've hated every second of it.
And I finally at age ninety two, so you know
I'm not doing it. I'll be the purse holder, I'll

(01:53:51):
be the benchwarmer. I will sit here and hold your
drink while you guys, I'm not going to end. And
that's the one tiny way of done it. You know
I'm not going to do it. I don't want to go.
I don't have to. You know, what are you going to?
Baby steps? Yeah? Baby steps? And I just take things
too damn personally, I just agree, I can't let go. Yeah,

(01:54:12):
and I think people like, oh my god, you're too sensitive,
all right, Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Oh, number one has to be being impatient on everything
and anything. So if I if I text somebody, they
don't write me back within a minute, I'm calling, I'm emailing,
I'm calling friends of theirs, are.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Calling their partner to get hold of them, or you know,
somebody might be working on something.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
I immediately just interrupt whatever they're doing to like try
to take care and I try to be aware of it,
but I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
I don't know. I'm again in a fog.

Speaker 26 (01:54:52):
Yeah, Menace is very impatient. It leads to rage very quickly. Yeah,
I'm just like, let's just take care of this, let's
do this now. And because I can't, I can't calm
down until whatever the.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Task is has to be done or in my mind,
you know. So he's a very singularly focused person.

Speaker 4 (01:55:11):
Like when he's like on something he's on that it
goes with food, it goes with like he eat the
same thing for two weeks and then it's on to
something else. Like when it's a thing, he'll focus on
that one thing until it's done, and then it's the
next thing.

Speaker 13 (01:55:26):
But it's like God forbid, he needs somebody else's help
with something that he doesn't come to him immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
I know, Oh, ask what because she works from home,
and I like, I need help with something, and she's
right there, but she's in the middle of working on something.

Speaker 2 (01:55:44):
I drop her job. I need you to stop what
you're doing and help me. Yeah, yeah, SeaBASS. Where do
we begin with you?

Speaker 8 (01:55:51):
But I think the easiest one is that I don't
care about most of what's going on in your life
or what you find him for it. And I don't
care that you don't know that you know that, So
people think that I'm uncaring.

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
So it's the opposite of the times.

Speaker 26 (01:56:08):
That I don't care's sensitive and you are insensitive.

Speaker 8 (01:56:14):
Or unsensitive, desensitized, desensitized.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
What do you think that desensitized comes from?

Speaker 8 (01:56:21):
I think I just I don't. I honestly don't care,
and I don't I don't care that you know, So
I don't care about your feelings or about your life
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
So he doesn't put on Yeah, but he doesn't like
the difference between I think what he's saying, the difference
between c mass and most people. Most people at least
put on a show like Okay, let's say God, they
pretend to care.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
About whatever it is, right, most of us probably don't
care about ninety nine percent of the crap.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Let's say God.

Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
Forbid, Greg that your dog died and you came in
here and told us like, I wouldn't feel good, but
I also wouldn't be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Are you tell me about the funeral? And going yeah,
does he really care? I mean, did you never care?

Speaker 23 (01:56:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
That's what I was going to ask. Is this a
gradual thing or did you always feel start off?

Speaker 8 (01:57:03):
Pretty much always been this way. That's weirdtty much. You
have never been like a chitch like, oh, tell me
about your your weekend trip and or your boyfriend said this. Oh,
it's just look.

Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
For as much time as we all spend together and
as much time as you spend listening to the show,
I'm sure we could do a full day on each person.
Definitely on you know what you find annoying or what's
the most annoying part about that person? It's just interesting
to hear, like if you had to say what it
was for yourself? Now from what the what the stuff
that was brought up in here? Does anybody think that

(01:57:36):
that anybody got it wrong about themselves?

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Say that? I like, do you think that, you know,
did Ravey get hers wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Is there something more annoying about Raving?

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
Were annoying about? Annoying about me? More annoying about man?
It's just you see, I'm saying, hold on the break first,
otherwise god knows how long this would take, right, But
let's take the break and then we'll come back. Think
about that for a second, and if you want to
send yours over on the text, you could do that
as well. If you're listening and like, oh no, what
he totally messed it up. The most annoying thing about

(01:58:09):
him is X. You know, Braby Greg whoever it is
texted over to two two ninety seven will be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
What he shows in a second the wood he show.
I love it back, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
So we had the conversation right before the break, what
is something that other people would say is annoying about you?
And we tried to answer that question. And then I
asked everybody in the room to be thinking about. Like
we heard what everybody had to say. Greg's who's sensitive.
Braby is like her way of highway. Uh, menace is

(01:59:02):
too annoying when people aren't getting back.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
To him patient enough zero patient Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
Seba says it's because he just doesn't care about you personally,
like you know, your personal life or whatever, and doesn't
even pretend to care.

Speaker 2 (01:59:15):
And mine is that I'm I'm very kind of set
in my.

Speaker 4 (01:59:18):
Waysble inflexible, and so I think we all did a
pretty good job.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
But I think, what what do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
As soon as I walked out in the hallway, our
very own boart was was there and missed big time.

Speaker 4 (01:59:31):
Yeah, you guys said wind, Yeah, that was going. So
you know who heads up our production department. You hear
his name a lot. But now he's in the studio
and he would like to to add to the conversation
because he's worked with us all now for a long time.

Speaker 9 (01:59:45):
It's been annoyed by all of us the entire time,
for six long years being annoyed by you guys. It's
been great.

Speaker 2 (01:59:51):
I loved every moment of it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
If you had to say, what was the most annoying
thing about each person.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
What would you you know?

Speaker 9 (01:59:58):
I think, to be honest, a lot you guys were
very close, but maybe just you didn't embellish enough.

Speaker 2 (02:00:04):
Like Ravy.

Speaker 9 (02:00:05):
Yes it is Ravy's way or the highway, but Ravey
will literally run you down with a mac truck to
get you out of the way if it is her highway,
like like, if you say anything wrong, you are dead
to her at least for a year, two years, three years,
or she will find a way to cut your throat
if possible. So it's just, you know, I think you're

(02:00:25):
being a little nice about yourself. I think Greg Greg
is definitely a people pleaser, But at the same time,
Greg is the first person to completely hate on something
for something so dumb and like just it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
Greg will hate someone for a nose ring.

Speaker 9 (02:00:43):
You are a people pleaser, but you will immediately write
someone off for having a nose ring, having colored hair,
you believe in aliens. You're like, oh, but really you're
a people pleaser if you're like WHOA? If you believe
everything I believe, then yes, so I do.

Speaker 2 (02:00:59):
Like you.

Speaker 9 (02:00:59):
I'll do it everything you want until you live at
the room possible Venice is the most impatient person I
have ever met in my life. Oh no, but see
you know he said something that was very true to me.
He tracked me down via my wife once my phone
had died. He tried to hit me off on social media.
He put out a public post have you seen bored anywhere?

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
As anyone? See? Boy? Is he alive?

Speaker 9 (02:01:22):
And then he's somehow got my wife's cell phone number
through three other people just to.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
Call me and go, hey, I need to know about
the plan for this weekend. Yeah he could have wait
till next day.

Speaker 9 (02:01:35):
No, it was not whatsoever. He is insanely impatient. It's
the point where like I've seen almost knock somebody out
of the way. You guys see it every sing We
absolutely have Sea Bass. Yes, you are the most lack
of ruling ever on this planet, feeling self centered sociopath.
There's nothing else any to say about you or waste

(02:01:55):
another breath nuts, just completely fing nuts. This is another breath,
So is anything else I can say right now, but
what you will have to dump out, So we'll just
leave that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
Woody.

Speaker 9 (02:02:08):
You are incredibly set in your ways, but that means
you're never wrong. Doesn't matter what you do. You could
do something completely wrong. You were never wrong. You would
rather watch this building burn than be wrong. If I
ever ask you, did something just happen? No, did not
happen whatsoever. You will die on that damn sword and

(02:02:30):
it will just happen. Okay, that's what I'm saying. You're
setting your ways extremely but to the point.

Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
Of I'm not wrong, you guys are effing wrong. I
think you're wrong with what you're saying right now, this
sky blew right out. No wrong, be right in a second,
just watch so Yeah, I think you all are pretty
much on on par.

Speaker 9 (02:02:55):
You should have gone a little guys. Need he be
more honest with yourself, just like how I am every
single time I see you.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Guys, Now, what would you say for yourself? Because everybody
had the answer the question for themselves.

Speaker 9 (02:03:06):
I'd say I'm too nice when I shouldn't be nice,
and I'm extremely stubborn, like if I'm mad about something,
I will be in a mood and nothing will stop
me than being a complete a hole.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
Tank.

Speaker 9 (02:03:22):
I did whip a chair and it was deserved, and
then people came and are you good, I'm like, yeah,
I'm fine, and I held it in. I'm like, no,
I shouldn't be nice right now, I should be more
mean to people. So yes, I think I'm too nice
to the wrong times. I think I'm a stubborn ahole.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
What's funny is the bored is super sweet guy. He
really is like a teddy bear. The guy watches one
of the poop cartoons with his guinea pigs. He's a
real sweetie.

Speaker 2 (02:03:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:03:44):
He deserved all my patients in the world. There you go,
Unlike everybody in this room, well bored. Thank you for
coming in and sharing that with us.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
No problem anytime, guys.

Speaker 4 (02:03:53):
I'm uh just being bortly honest. More when he shows next.

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
Hanging home, Sit tight.

Speaker 5 (02:04:03):
More.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Next The Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (02:04:06):
Everyone, this is bored. Thank you so much for listening
to The Woody Show. Podcast is setting in all your
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You are getting even more content every single day of
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Speaker 2 (02:04:27):
In sensitivity Training for a politically correct world, The.

Speaker 10 (02:04:30):
Woodie Show, I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
Okay, I have a couple of things to bring up.
All right, we've been doing this Woodie Show help desk.
You have questions about stuff. It could be something as
easy as like, Hey, my friends and I are meeting
up for dinner tonight. We can't figure out should we
go for steaks or should we go for Mexican food
Mexican weeks. We will help you make that decision. I

(02:04:56):
mean I have questions that I would need to ask, Yeah,
we'll help you.

Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05:00):
Or if you have something going on in your relationship,
or there's like a thing going on with your kids,
or you just need in the pinion on something.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
Seven eight two seven nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (02:05:09):
Every once in a while, though, because relationships are all
two way streets, we might have a question or something
that we just want to share, whether you like Greg's
got a story, because every week it seems like Greg
has another story about how he regrets getting his dog.
CALLI today, I can laugh about it. Yesterday I was
so disturbed. Greg Gory had a story. Again, Greg just

(02:05:32):
got this dog? How long did you get this dog?
We got her in July? So late July. Since late July,
at least once a week Greg's coming in here complaining
about something having new with the dog. Yeah I don't
think she destroyed or yeah exactly, heat on, and we
get into the whole thing about how much he regrets
getting the dog.

Speaker 2 (02:05:48):
Oh I got dog poop in my mouth that day. Yeah,
right exactly. So what now? So we have this small
little corner of our backyard. The backyard itself is very small,
and we wanted to get the artificial turf put in,
but then we got estimates and thought, damn, who are we?
Bill Gates can't afford it. So during the rainy season
we put down some grass seed, hoping that it'll just

(02:06:11):
grow naturally. Well, the grass seed obviously attracts a lot
of birds. Now the dog Callie, not to be confused
with MENACE's sister, has realized that there's always birds now
hanging out there, and lately the birds include doves. If
you know anything about doves, you know they don't move
very quickly. So yesterday I let Callie out to do

(02:06:31):
her little business and she goes chasing after this dove.
The dove's like and tries to take off Callie's Callie
freaks it out so bad, and as chasing after this
dove that I'm thinking, stupid dove go airborne, but no,
it's going perfectly straight right into the sliding glass door,

(02:06:53):
flops onto the ground. Callie rabs it, blood spurts out,
feather the bird poops because obviously it's literally scared to death.
Blood feathers flying around. I am wearing Ravy's favorite outfit
of jeans flip flops with socks, trying to trying to

(02:07:15):
chase Callie around the pool. I'm like, leave it, drop it,
drop it, Callie, drop it, drop it. And I'm running
around the backyard chasing her. Drop it, leave it. And
there's feathers, and there's blood, and there's this dead ef
and dove. Actually it was dying. It wasn't quite dead yet.
Wings are still going. Like she finally drops this thing.

(02:07:40):
She wants to grab it again, so I pick her up,
put her into the house, and I run out, thinking
like maybe this bird can be saved. No, the bird
is a crumpled, bloody, mangled mess. And I watched it
kind of do its last three or four like boo
flops like and then then wing went. You watched it,

(02:08:04):
watched it die? Did you flush it? Or oh? Hell no?
I went inside called Mario and said, you have a job.
When you get home, you need to go scoop up
this bird and put it in the trash can. Because
I had already taken the trash out. It was out
on the street, and I'm like, I'm not walking a
dead bird in my pooper scooper all the way to
the street. It's I can't even do it. So he

(02:08:25):
had to come home, sweep it into the pooper scooper
and take it out. And I witnessed this bird getting
murdered and then on the way to the garbage cans
by the way, little droplets of blood. It was so
disturbing and I couldn't done see it. Today I'm laughing
about it, but yesterday I was shaking and I thought like,
what should we bury the bird? Like what do we
do with the bird ceremony? And then I started getting

(02:08:48):
mad at doves, like why don't you fly faster? You
see the bird? You have the benefit of being a bird,
Go up, go your board, Yeah, idiot, stupid bird. But
it's not fun to watch a bird's last breath. So
did the dog have like a whole mouthful of blood

(02:09:10):
or feathers? It wasn't a mouthful of blood, but she
definitely had to clean up little feathers. And then I
thought I told her to her face, I said, you
are not going to kiss me today with your bird mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
How sad was she was?

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
She could tell I was mad all night. She was
looking at me like, yeah, he told that dog, don't
kiss me with you care with your bird.

Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
Burn me.

Speaker 13 (02:09:37):
That's some serious punishment, that's consequences her action.

Speaker 4 (02:09:41):
And she could tell that you were mad, Like I understand.
I was mad the insect thing. Coud you have a
thing with insects, but like, why wouldn't you clean the
bird up? It was doves are big, and it just
grossed me out and it was so mangled and you could.

Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
See a little trickle of blood. Mario, when you get
home you have a job. But sure, he said, just
leave it. I'll take care of it.

Speaker 4 (02:10:04):
And then you, like you know, walk up to him afterwards,
put your hands on his chest. And I love it
when you fix stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
I told him how brave he was. I did a firefighter.
I didn't examine. Yeah, I said, you're my hair. I
should try to say that.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Yeah, yeah, clearly it was a needed saving mouth to
mouth on it, mouth to beef hot.

Speaker 32 (02:10:31):
Around.

Speaker 8 (02:10:31):
Well, here's the question is is Kelly gonna getdaddy kisses today?

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
I think I'm gonna make her wait another day? Right right?
That a learner.

Speaker 6 (02:10:44):
Show Wood show.

Speaker 4 (02:10:48):
Sea Mass has a question for the ladies, and that
question is what's up with the choking?

Speaker 23 (02:10:54):
Why?

Speaker 4 (02:10:56):
What is it about choking during that time that mm
hmm pleases you intimately? Yeah, if you're if you're into
that kind of thing, like, what is it? I have
a legitimate curiosity me too. Is it a quick choke
or is it during the entire session?

Speaker 8 (02:11:16):
It was towards I mean towards the end, so like
midway but not but not like a holden release by
any means. It was gripping and hold on really. Alright,
let's go to the phones. We got the Kelsey in
Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (02:11:28):
Hey, good morning, Kelsey, Hi, good morning. Your dad's not listening, right,
I hope not? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:11:35):
Yeah, Julian, the phone's can is here too, Julian Raby
sit tight, all right? So Kelsey, what do you got
for us?

Speaker 20 (02:11:44):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (02:11:44):
So I'm intimate because it's like a powerful dominating thing and.

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
For like once dominated, right, Yeah, I'm attracted to the
power that my my boyfriend has, and I like googled
it because I was like, something's wrong with me?

Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
Why do I like this?

Speaker 27 (02:12:03):
And I found out that like if you hold onto
like the blood vessels, not the wind pipe, but like
the sides of the throat, it like stops the blood
flow as much, and that causes like a euphoria, like
an endorphin thing.

Speaker 4 (02:12:15):
I guess that would be that whole autoerotic expiation association.

Speaker 27 (02:12:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's that's why a lot of
people like it. I guess this is that reason, and
I just I don't know it. And then it gives
you like a better like a grip, like another handle.

Speaker 4 (02:12:33):
Yeah well, Kelsey, good for you. Enjoy that, and thank
you for calling in and giving us your two cents
on that. We appreciate you listening.

Speaker 2 (02:12:40):
Have a great day you too.

Speaker 8 (02:12:44):
That's what I was watching out for too, because I
know if I hit those arteries too hard or too long,
you know, ten seconds like jiu jitsu, you pass out.

Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
Pass it supposed to kill her. It doesn't sound enough.

Speaker 33 (02:12:55):
You on just right, not to where you're gonna make
it hopposed to know that, Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:13:00):
You're on site. And that's the thing too.

Speaker 4 (02:13:02):
It's like and so during intercourse, like like I I
think that you like you have no sense of pain.
You have like I think I think you lose some
sort of awareness.

Speaker 13 (02:13:14):
Well're the one that has to be aware. Yeah, you
know you can't crush the wind pipe, right, Yeah, but.

Speaker 8 (02:13:21):
These guys who do it to themselves with the belt,
you know, the belts and the stuff, like obviously if
they if they could control it just perfectly, they wouldn't
be dead.

Speaker 24 (02:13:28):
Right, But the birth can't tell them when to stop.

Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
Let's go to Sarah. Hey, good morning, Sarah, good morning.
We're just trying to understand what do you got for us?

Speaker 20 (02:13:36):
So I like to be choked. I prefer to be
choked until I pass out, I guess like that. So
when okay, so when you like wake up, I'm saying, like,
so most of the time when I passed out, it's
only like literally a second or two, Like it just
feels good. I don't know, it just gets me like

(02:13:57):
all riled up and it makes more passionate.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
It and wow, it sounds like some dangerous area though
that's crazy. But if you're passed out, how do you
know you're enjoying it. Well, she said, just for like
a second attack. Yeah, but when you pass out that
one or two seconds feels like ten minutes. Do you
get tingly when you pass up to time?

Speaker 20 (02:14:15):
I guess. I mean you honestly have to really trust
your partner one hundred and I don't bring that type
of stuff up when I'm not in a fully committed relationship.

Speaker 2 (02:14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (02:14:26):
And so when you when you wake up from your
passing out, do you feel tingly?

Speaker 13 (02:14:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
Because smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 8 (02:14:35):
Well, when I was.

Speaker 24 (02:14:36):
Younger, my girlfriends and I used to pretend it.

Speaker 33 (02:14:38):
Well, we used to make ourselves pass out for fun
and whenever you I know, but you'd wake up from
it and your body just feels.

Speaker 24 (02:14:45):
Numb and tingly.

Speaker 33 (02:14:46):
So I get what she means when she wakes up
and she says that she it's just this this feeling,
it's you can't describe it unless it happens to you.

Speaker 24 (02:14:54):
But I mean, I've never done it during sex, but
I get what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (02:15:00):
Now I'm going to try it all.

Speaker 2 (02:15:02):
Sarah. Thank you for the call.

Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
We appreciate you listening. Thank you for being conscious long
enough to listen.

Speaker 8 (02:15:08):
Whit I stop breathing.

Speaker 4 (02:15:09):
No, seriously, I gotta say, man, Like, I think it
would be a deal breaker if somebody wanted to do
something like that, I couldn't do it. It makes me wait,
just the conversation makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (02:15:20):
Yeah, I'm interested to know the moment for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:15:23):
Yeah, like I'm I'm interested to know what it is
about this kind of stuff that has people into it.

Speaker 2 (02:15:28):
But like I could never. I don't think I could.
It would make me take to it. Yeah, it would
freak me out. I'd be like all anxious about it,
and then that's not enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (02:15:37):
Yeah, I don't know about the whole passing out thing.
That's scary.

Speaker 4 (02:15:41):
Let's go too. Yeah about Renee? Good morning, Renee, good morning?
All right, So what is it for you? The question
that uh SeaBASS has for the ladies? What's with the
choking thing? What's the attraction?

Speaker 27 (02:15:53):
Okay, So there's a couple of different facets. Because I'm
actually a BDSM educator, I teach people how to do
this properly. So for some people it's a the dominance
control kind of thing. And for some people it's like
the sensations are heightened because you're now focused on the
loss of blood and the rest of your body.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
Okay, I mean.

Speaker 27 (02:16:11):
It's very for each person, and there are ways to
do it safely. The most common is that someone will
hold a bell and if you drop it, then you
will go.

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
Yeah, that makes sense, it's safe, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:16:22):
So's baby, you know what the time it is, Get
the bell.

Speaker 13 (02:16:26):
It's for her class, that's what You'sah, they drop the bell,
they're dead.

Speaker 24 (02:16:33):
What if you on top of theirs?

Speaker 27 (02:16:35):
I'm sorry say that.

Speaker 24 (02:16:36):
What if you place your hand on top of theirs?

Speaker 23 (02:16:39):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
Yes to no.

Speaker 27 (02:16:40):
But the problem is people will get lost in passion.
You do stupid things like how many of you have
gripped our partner's arms while you're in.

Speaker 8 (02:16:45):
The middle of it.

Speaker 27 (02:16:47):
Some people will do like a set of taps like one, two, three,
let go, or they'll hold a bell, or they'll have
different methods to let their partner know when they're done.

Speaker 2 (02:16:54):
That's too complicated. Yeah, if Metas drops your doughnut, you
know he's not with it.

Speaker 27 (02:17:01):
People are into it. For some people they're not. Yea,
by the way it goes?

Speaker 2 (02:17:05):
And now, how do you become a BDSM educator?

Speaker 27 (02:17:09):
I'm fortunate lots unfortunately lots of experience and learning firsthand.

Speaker 5 (02:17:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
But if you say, unfortunately, though you not into it,
you just know a lot about it.

Speaker 27 (02:17:17):
I know all about it.

Speaker 26 (02:17:18):
I love it.

Speaker 27 (02:17:19):
I was brought into it by an ex who was
kind of abusive, but then my own research found the
things that I like and wanted to teach people how
to do it safely and properly.

Speaker 2 (02:17:28):
Yeah, I know, it's a whole thing. I mean, so
you work at Montessori schools and whatnot. Yeah, all right, Rene,
thank you for calling in.

Speaker 27 (02:17:38):
Thank you guys, have a wonderful day.

Speaker 2 (02:17:39):
All right later. I mean, boy, you're not into this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:17:42):
Right, I mean, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 24 (02:17:44):
I mean I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (02:17:45):
I do.

Speaker 24 (02:17:46):
I don't want to pass out.

Speaker 33 (02:17:47):
But what I do is I guide Kevin's hands with
my own and let him know when it's time to
let go. I mean I don't tell him hey stop,
I just grab onto his fingers and I just kind
of loosened them up, and then if I want it harder,
I'll put my hand over his hand and squeeze it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
Sure. Yeah, yeah, I'm out.

Speaker 24 (02:18:06):
It's hot.

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
I mean, like, are you are you open to the
sea bass or I.

Speaker 8 (02:18:12):
Mean I'll do it, but you prefer Yeah, if I
had my choice, I would, you know, just another thing
like I don't want to involve bells and.

Speaker 33 (02:18:19):
You know, but she's always she's not your girlfriend, So
maybe that's why it's weird. I've never just done it
with a slam piece. It has to be someone I
trust and into and she's not your girlfriend.

Speaker 24 (02:18:35):
Maybe you're not.

Speaker 6 (02:18:36):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:18:37):
Uh, it's a domination thing, feeling a man's strength and
power over you, but knowing he's not going to hurt you,
says the five six two. Here's another text says, just
like you, guys like to smack and grab on ass aggressively.
Getting choked stimulates the sensation, just to make sure we
don't turn purple.

Speaker 8 (02:18:55):
Okay, great, speaking of turning purple. I think maybe this
is part of this makes sense now a little more.
I woke up last week with his big bruise on
my right shoulder.

Speaker 2 (02:19:04):
What the hell? Yes? Exactly, same chick.

Speaker 8 (02:19:08):
Yeah, yeah, man, she's crazy a little bit like, where
does this come from?

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
Then?

Speaker 2 (02:19:12):
Is oh?

Speaker 8 (02:19:12):
Teeth marks?

Speaker 2 (02:19:13):
Great? Sixt six one.

Speaker 4 (02:19:14):
My boyfriend always initiates the choking. It's kind of hot,
but I mostly like it. Just because I can tell
how much he does.

Speaker 2 (02:19:21):
Yeah, okay, it's probably a domination thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:19:25):
Uh, here, one last call, and then I think we
have a pretty sufficient answer, don't you know. Let's go
to Tory in Kansas City listening to X one O
five one. Hey, good morning toy.

Speaker 27 (02:19:36):
Hey guys, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
So, so what is it for you? What's it all about?

Speaker 27 (02:19:41):
Well, I mean I think it's a lot of different things.
I definitely think it probably is a power thing. I
think what that first caller, Kelsey said was grabbing the
side is definitely super important because if you don't you do, like,
you're gonna end up choking her. She's got a cough,
it's not going to be super sticky. It's gonna be
a big problem. And that, like if you're worried about

(02:20:04):
her passing out, Like watch her face. I feel like
you can tell when someone's going to pass out by
looking at her face.

Speaker 33 (02:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
I'm not interested so much on like how to do it.
I'm like I'm more interested like, so for you, are
you into this? Oh well yeah, okay, So like so
what is it though, Like what's the what makes you so?

Speaker 5 (02:20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (02:20:23):
Well, I mean everybody's got something. Everybody's got a kink,
and I feel this is one of those things. It's
like on the more like I feel like normal side,
a more relaxed side. It's not like a foot feed.

Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
It sounds very relaxing.

Speaker 4 (02:20:38):
You can tell Raves over there taking a ton of notes.

Speaker 27 (02:20:40):
Yeah, I definitely think.

Speaker 10 (02:20:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (02:20:47):
I think it's about being held down and being like
I think you guys said that someone texted saying it
was like a domination thing, like guys, like you know,
grabbing and slapping and like something that's a little bit
more like assertive.

Speaker 2 (02:21:00):
Ever like dominad right, powerful, Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:21:03):
Powerful.

Speaker 27 (02:21:04):
I was like, I don't know what a word would be,
but I don't know, just being dominated or something.

Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
I don't know. Yeah, it's all good, sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (02:21:13):
Yeah, whatever you're into, and it's you know, I'm not
judging it again, I'm just saying like, it's not for me.
It's not something that I would be able to feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:21:24):
She brings up a good point too, guys. And she
says guys like slapping. I don't like slapping people.

Speaker 2 (02:21:27):
Yeah, I think she means like spanking on the ass.

Speaker 8 (02:21:29):
Yeah, you know, stuff like that, like not that's I
know it's common and I've had ladies ask for it,
but I'm just like, the harder the better.

Speaker 4 (02:21:37):
All right, thank you so much for the call. Thanks
for listening in Kansas City. Make sure you tell everybody
about the show and about X one O five one.

Speaker 2 (02:21:43):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 11 (02:21:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:21:48):
All right? So, uh yeah, I'm satisfied with that answer.
I think, so, I think. And there's you know a
couple of things I didn't think about it. I figured
the power part.

Speaker 13 (02:21:57):
You know, are you going to ask your wife if
she wants to go down that she would totally do it.

Speaker 24 (02:22:01):
I'm going to talk to her.

Speaker 2 (02:22:03):
I'm texting her walk out of here. If you want
to ship insert Julian Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 24 (02:22:13):
And then pull that hair too while you're at it.

Speaker 8 (02:22:15):
Oh yeah, like some Indian burns.

Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Yeah, it's also really cool.

Speaker 4 (02:22:24):
Get a rubber band and snap it on their skill
so cool, or just you know, put a staple in there.

Speaker 2 (02:22:31):
That's really cool.

Speaker 24 (02:22:33):
Her candle is hot.

Speaker 4 (02:22:35):
Well, thank you everybody for for the calls and the inside,
we're gonna take a quick break. We've got some more
woody show for you.

Speaker 2 (02:22:39):
Next. Hang on a Woody sholl.

Speaker 21 (02:22:45):
Wood show.

Speaker 10 (02:22:48):
Hello, thank you.

Speaker 16 (02:22:50):
It's morning, Sam Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
So we've been doing this.

Speaker 4 (02:22:57):
Thing called the takeover now for a while and where
I hand over complete control of the show to a
different person who works here on the show. And we
have so many different people and there's everybody's got so
many different ideas.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
We have meetings every week where we go over you know,
different things or hey, it's anybody got any ideas.

Speaker 4 (02:23:14):
But ultimately, when the show goes on the areage to you.
I come kind of the the editor in chief, and
I lay out the schedule for what we're going to
do and kind of come up with a flow of
how you know, things are going to go each day.
But when the Tuesday takeover happens, we hand over that
control to one of the people here on the show
and they get to do whatever they want to do
without clearing it or running it by anybody. The only

(02:23:36):
marching orders that we have all agreed on is that
it shouldn't be something that we do all the time,
ye like, just don't. The whole idea is to try
to come up with new stuff, like this is how
we found Stupid house Hunters, this is how we found Raccoon.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
News, and now Raccoon News would never make it through
the filter. That's why I have to save it.

Speaker 4 (02:23:53):
It wouldn't have been a priority. Yeah, it wouldn't have
been a priority. Yeah, But like that's that's what I'm saying.
I think that's what the I think that's what the
appealing part, at least for me. Yeah, you know is
that you get really get to see what everybody comes
come to the table with. And you know, as the listeners,
it's something different and new each week depending on the
person that's coming in. And this week it's menace all right,

(02:24:13):
So what do you got for is this time menas
all right?

Speaker 1 (02:24:15):
Well, I know everybody deals with this. It's robo calls,
like NonStop robo calls. They say, like an average one
hundred per year. People get Yeah, maybe if you're a
Greg Gory, like a thousand thousand. So I thought like,
would it be funny if we could hear how some
of the show members deal with robo calls. So robo

(02:24:37):
calls usually they're trying to scam you. They're trying to
get information out of you and things like that. So
over the weekend, I was here at the radio station
and I grabbed one of our coworkers.

Speaker 2 (02:24:47):
Her name's Janet, She's awesome. And I said, hey, can
you call some of the show members and see if
you can get some information out of them. So the
first call is gonna be Greg Gory, and we're gonna
see how that boy and I would like to either
rape bought or preface. I don't know what you want
to do.

Speaker 4 (02:25:06):
First, I'll let you.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
I'll let you have here. Yeah, we'll hear it, and
then we'll let you speak on it and let everybody
give their pard.

Speaker 4 (02:25:12):
So menace robocalling Greg Gory to see how he responds
to these robo calls.

Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 34 (02:25:22):
Hello, Hello, my name is Sarah. I'm calling from here bank.
I'm looking for a mister.

Speaker 5 (02:25:29):
Speaking.

Speaker 34 (02:25:29):
Oh perfect, okay, So we are checking to see if
you just made a purchase. We're going through our accounts
right now that are being red flagged. Yes, we do
have to go over this transaction with you. This is
a high priority for your protection.

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
So, oh my god, Okay, did you make a purchase.

Speaker 34 (02:25:46):
At best Buy for about four thousand, six hundred and eighty.

Speaker 5 (02:25:50):
Three dollars in four Oh my god, absolutely not. I
haven't bought anything in days.

Speaker 34 (02:25:54):
You haven't that tax return hasn't hit yet.

Speaker 5 (02:25:58):
A tax return. I haven't even done my tax No,
shame on you.

Speaker 34 (02:26:03):
Well we'll work. I'm putting a stop payment on that.
But can you actually you do you remember the last
five transactions that you made?

Speaker 5 (02:26:13):
Can I put you on speakerphone, I'll let you know.

Speaker 34 (02:26:15):
Yeah, that's actually okay?

Speaker 5 (02:26:17):
One second here, okay, actually one question without being rude,
of course, how do I know that you're calling for me? Bay?

Speaker 34 (02:26:24):
Well, it's your credit card. I wouldn't be calling you
if if this wasn't a transaction. Did you travel?

Speaker 5 (02:26:31):
Nope, I haven't traveled. Can I just call you right back?

Speaker 9 (02:26:34):
Uh?

Speaker 34 (02:26:34):
Well, if you like, If you like, we can actually
send your card a new card, or you can pick
up a new card at the bank. Did you want
to do that?

Speaker 3 (02:26:45):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:26:45):
Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't want to disbelieve you.
But everybody says don't answer questions on the phone. So
I just want to make sure that you're calling me.

Speaker 34 (02:26:52):
Oh well, no need for attitude, mister. I'm here to
help you.

Speaker 5 (02:26:56):
So I just want to make sure, like I said,
I'm not giving you attitude.

Speaker 34 (02:27:02):
It sounds like it. But before we do this, Are
you sure that you didn't make that best by transaction?
You you sound a little unsure.

Speaker 5 (02:27:11):
I'm very sure. I have a bank on the phone.
They're saying my card was charged four thousand dollars and
I said, I just want to verify that your bank,
and she said, there's no need to be attitude. You're
being very rude, are you. I'm going to call the
number on my debit card right now?

Speaker 34 (02:27:25):
Are you recording me? I don't consent to being recorded.

Speaker 5 (02:27:29):
Didn't say I was or not.

Speaker 34 (02:27:31):
I heard you speaking to a third I'm.

Speaker 5 (02:27:35):
Letting them know that I've got to call bank. Bank
has never been this rude to me. All I asked
was how to I was verify that? You thank and
you say I'm being rude. I want to and I
want to make sure that you're calling me bank.

Speaker 3 (02:27:49):
We are.

Speaker 5 (02:27:50):
I'm going to call the number on my card right now.

Speaker 2 (02:27:56):
Okay, So here's the deal. Run out the rubos dying?
Oh my god. First of all, kudos to Janet. She's
such a good actress. She plays the best bitch. I
was about to call the bank and say what is
her name? I got to get their info. I was
so sick over the weekend, as you can tell my

(02:28:17):
my brother. So like hell, i'n't even breathe my phone.
I slept longer on the Sunday morning than I had
since the nineties, and my phone rang no fewer than
maybe eleven times that I just kept on finally picked
it up, like hello. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't think.
And then it wasn't until I was about to read

(02:28:38):
off all my transactions that it hit me, like, wait
a minute, how do I know you're calling me from
my bank? Are you sure, susan a scam? Like the
scammer's gonna go? Yes, sir. I didn't say, are you
sure this is a scam? That's what you're saying? How
do I know this? Are you sure? You don't have

(02:29:01):
I think you I don't understand your point. I was,
I don't. I was very proud that I actually didn't
give out my information. That it dawned on me that, oh,
wait a minute, you're not supposed to call me and
ask and what? And then it also dawned me, why
didn't you leave a message that eighty four times you
would call? It's very important to get ahold of it. Yeah, yeah,
they're true.

Speaker 8 (02:29:20):
And they weren't asking you for account numbers or passwords. Yeah,
so they were just asking you for transaction history.

Speaker 2 (02:29:26):
True, but your info no, But I also wouldn't give that.
You know what, I stopped at the dildo store. Yeah,
I have no one for the purposes. Got a new
charcoter boar right, that new picnic blanket? Yeah, six pases
of wine some carpet. But then yeah, right as a
right as right as I hung up, I checked my

(02:29:47):
bank balance. It hadn't changed, but I was still going
to call the bank anyway. That's when Manas calls me
it don't don't call your bank.

Speaker 4 (02:29:57):
So there's Greg Gory. See how he reacts to the
robo call. This is MENACE's Tuesday takeover.

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
Yeah, I have another one here. It is bort who
we called. And this is how bort reacted.

Speaker 4 (02:30:10):
Now, if you're just tuning in, this is a This
is a woman that works here at the radio station
that Menace got to make these calls, these fake robo calls.
Just see how different people on the show would react
to getting said robo call. Here's Borty.

Speaker 34 (02:30:28):
Hello, my name is Ruth and I'm calling from bank.

Speaker 5 (02:30:33):
Who are you calling? For you got the wrong number.

Speaker 34 (02:30:38):
We looks like we are having a fraud involving your
phone number. Looks like you sent money to somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
Mm Nope, you didn't.

Speaker 35 (02:30:48):
Okay, No, someone somebody else is over like a couple
of years ago, so it could be bad.

Speaker 34 (02:30:54):
No, this is actually all current. Our database is showing
that this is an act of number and an active account. Well,
it looks like we're going to have to just go
ahead and put a hold on your account for one
thousand dollars. So we'll be going ahead and sending you
a letter in the mail on why.

Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
So hung up and calling him back. Good morning.

Speaker 34 (02:31:19):
Our call seems to have been disconnected. This is Ruth
again from bank.

Speaker 35 (02:31:25):
Mmm, I told you you got the wrong caller.

Speaker 34 (02:31:27):
I do apologize. I just we're following our protocol and
this is the phone number that is attached to the account,
and I do apologize for.

Speaker 35 (02:31:35):
Uh yeah, but when you get a call like this
and someone says you got the wrong caller, you got
to stop calling them.

Speaker 34 (02:31:40):
Well, you have a nice voice, so I wanted to
call back and.

Speaker 8 (02:31:45):
You know it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:46):
Yeah that's kind of creepy, do you actually.

Speaker 9 (02:31:52):
Uh yeah, lord, yeah, damn it damn board's not suffer,
no fool, no man. I had the same similar weekend
that Greg did where I was sick, I wasn't feeling well.
I was on the couch and I see this happening,
and I'm just like another one of these. I have
people calling for wrong people all the time.

Speaker 25 (02:32:12):
Called me after and freaked me out because he started
saying something about the thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:32:18):
I'm like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 9 (02:32:20):
Well, and like they're saying I'm tied to some account.
I'm like, this isn't correct, this is wrong. And then
again it's the spy mode. I'm like, are they fishing
for keywords? Are they recording me?

Speaker 23 (02:32:32):
Why?

Speaker 2 (02:32:32):
I don't say yes? When I pick up, I just say, oh, yellow,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:32:37):
Isn't that not a truth thing?

Speaker 2 (02:32:38):
Don't you say yes? Yeah? I recorded?

Speaker 4 (02:32:41):
Like, I'm surprised that either one of you or anybody
picks up a number that doesn't have that doesn't have
a name attached to it, like my phone.

Speaker 2 (02:32:49):
If you're not in my contract, I'm not picking that
up my phone. Times I called non stop until they
picked up, right, and I finally picked up just to
make it stop.

Speaker 9 (02:32:58):
Well, and also this is my my work phone. So
I have people call from other stations, other cities all
the time, so I have to pick up and go, gotcha,
you need anything?

Speaker 2 (02:33:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:33:07):
Well, it's the Metace takeover. He is testing members of
the Woodie Show to see how they handle being robo called. Well,
fake robo call. Yeah, I do have another one. We
have time, Yeah, all right, So our next one is Julianne.

Speaker 2 (02:33:20):
Okay. Hi, So we called Julianne, and I knew this
would be fun.

Speaker 20 (02:33:25):
All right, Hello, Hi, my.

Speaker 16 (02:33:32):
Name is Mary, and I'm calling from How are you today?

Speaker 35 (02:33:36):
You're calling from where?

Speaker 6 (02:33:39):
What's that credit card?

Speaker 16 (02:33:40):
You have a credit card with us, right, julian okay?

Speaker 34 (02:33:43):
And oh I'm sorry. Well, I wanted to go over
the past three purchases on your debit card. Okay, okay,
Is there anyway you can tell me what they are?

Speaker 16 (02:33:54):
This is for you tell me what they are.

Speaker 24 (02:33:56):
I don't know if you're as far marketer, I'm not
going to give you information.

Speaker 34 (02:33:59):
Oh okay, Well, because we have a purchase at Walmart,
it shows here that you did spend four hundred and
thirty six dollars at Walmart.

Speaker 33 (02:34:08):
Can you give me more information on the credit card
that you think is mine.

Speaker 34 (02:34:11):
Yes, but for your protection, let me go ahead and just.

Speaker 20 (02:34:15):
Verify trying to say this is a debit card, it's
a credit card.

Speaker 35 (02:34:20):
Okay, you remember, right?

Speaker 14 (02:34:22):
But is it like?

Speaker 34 (02:34:23):
Well, do you sound like someone that would actually make
this purchase?

Speaker 24 (02:34:27):
Are you sound like someone.

Speaker 20 (02:34:29):
That would How do I sound like someone that would
make a purchase of something?

Speaker 5 (02:34:33):
Ye?

Speaker 34 (02:34:34):
Do we have a tone of a Walmart shopper?

Speaker 35 (02:34:38):
I have a tone of a Walmart shopper?

Speaker 10 (02:34:41):
Yes, I'm not.

Speaker 16 (02:34:45):
Who stupid as bitch?

Speaker 24 (02:34:46):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (02:34:47):
Oh damn rare stupid as by.

Speaker 2 (02:34:57):
Evans trying to help you.

Speaker 10 (02:35:01):
I have to hung up.

Speaker 32 (02:35:05):
Let me tell you the reason why I answered this
call is because it's said eight and I thought it
was somebody from work, and that's why I picked it
up because I usually pick up and hang up, pick
up and hang up, and I'm like, oh, what if
it's important? So right when the person started saying something
about my card, I'm like, okay, it's going to be
a telemarketer or someone trying to get you know, money
from me, And I cannot stand.

Speaker 24 (02:35:26):
Those type of people, so I always give them a
piece of my mind.

Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
So I did well.

Speaker 5 (02:35:33):
For you.

Speaker 4 (02:35:34):
I support it, Greg took seven minutes to get.

Speaker 2 (02:35:39):
Just kind of got right to the point and just
let her happen.

Speaker 34 (02:35:43):
You know, we have a tone of a Walmart shopper.

Speaker 35 (02:35:48):
I have a tone of a Walmart shopper, Yes, sir,
I mean I'm not trying to know.

Speaker 20 (02:35:55):
You're stupid as bitow?

Speaker 9 (02:36:04):
Like what?

Speaker 2 (02:36:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:36:06):
Well, nice work minut, Thank you Rob Experiments. Yes, Julian,
I think it went pretty much how we figured. Like
Julian reacted the way I thought she would react. Bort
certainly was how bored is Greg?

Speaker 2 (02:36:23):
Textbook? Greg? Yeah, yeah, good demeanor. Accuse me of not having.

Speaker 20 (02:36:29):
Show.

Speaker 34 (02:36:29):
We want to like smell my feet, and my feet got.

Speaker 2 (02:36:32):
Hurts to smell.

Speaker 4 (02:36:33):
The Woody Show, Ali, Welcome back to the Woodie Show.
Is Tuesday Morning. Relationship troubles in Florida. This woman she
gets into an argument with her fiance over what I
have no idea, but what we do know is that
at some point she picked up some dog poop and
smeared it on his face.

Speaker 2 (02:36:55):
Wow, the cops are called.

Speaker 4 (02:36:57):
She was arrested for domestic battery and she's been ordered
not to have any contact with her fiance and no
word on whether this is going to affect their wedding planning.

Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
Yeah, I might usually behavior for the wedding cake. Yeah totally.

Speaker 4 (02:37:11):
You're just smearing it in each other's face. That just
is that just a show that you're like fun. Oh look,
we're just like it seems like a really messy tradition.
Waste of cake. And then, not to mention, everybody's all
dressed up nice. You know, she probably spent a ton
of time having her makeup done and everything else. Now
your spirit giving her a cake facial?

Speaker 2 (02:37:31):
So dumb? Yeah, it's time for it. Too many fish?
You got crumb off your drab six sick? I like
spitting girls mouths. All right, welcome to too many Fish.
Are you looking for love? We may find the right

(02:37:52):
person for you today. Your soul may be right here
on the Woodies show this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:37:56):
What about the average person out there just looking for love?
Sea masses on the streets and he finds his peak
and that's where we meet them.

Speaker 8 (02:38:01):
And this is Criscante And you know what, the one
thing that's a real name. So what Chrischante?

Speaker 2 (02:38:06):
How dare you so?

Speaker 8 (02:38:07):
Chrischante not only is a single female, but she's a
single lesbian. Hell what you're not going to see on
a Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (02:38:15):
At the Bachelor, she's having a hard time meeting a chick.

Speaker 8 (02:38:18):
Well, actually, no, Greg interesting twist on Crisciante. Twist number two.
She's already kind of got a girlfriend, but they're looking
for a third lesbian, and as we talked to Crescante here,
it might even become more than three.

Speaker 10 (02:38:35):
All right, she is a lesbian.

Speaker 17 (02:38:37):
My first name is Crischante. I'm thirty two and I'm
a service manager.

Speaker 8 (02:38:41):
So you looking for like a three summer what's going on?

Speaker 10 (02:38:43):
Yeah, I don't mind it.

Speaker 8 (02:38:44):
Have you ever had a three summer before?

Speaker 10 (02:38:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
I have?

Speaker 10 (02:38:47):
I have five.

Speaker 8 (02:38:48):
How'd you get this five from going?

Speaker 17 (02:38:50):
We just all invited them allttle at one time, got
a little tipsy.

Speaker 8 (02:38:54):
Is it just like a big pile up lesbian?

Speaker 10 (02:38:55):
Yeah? Is this a big pile of lesbians getting on
the shed?

Speaker 2 (02:38:58):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:39:00):
Where is Crustacean from crustation Americansante?

Speaker 2 (02:39:08):
Just a big imagine like just booze making out.

Speaker 8 (02:39:10):
Homes in the sixties and seventies had the conversation pit,
you know, lowered area, the dead living room. Yeah, and
you was just getting pilot five lesbians in there.

Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
The lesbians in there. I concision like a fire in
the fireplace. Oh yeah, carpeting, Oh yeah, alcohol, there's no
carpeting left. They ate it all. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:39:33):
Let's ask Cristante one of my favorite questions, what's the
quickest that she's ever gone from meeting someone hooking up
with them?

Speaker 17 (02:39:39):
The quickest I ever hooked up was someone after meeting
and what's ten meetings?

Speaker 8 (02:39:42):
Because it was just a vibe we talking about like
full on.

Speaker 17 (02:39:45):
Yeah, I'm talking about full on in the bathroom of
one of these clubs down.

Speaker 8 (02:39:48):
Here, logistics wise, how did two ladies work of that
out in the bathroom?

Speaker 10 (02:39:53):
Oh, I've turned all from the bay.

Speaker 5 (02:39:55):
Oh there you go?

Speaker 23 (02:39:57):
Is that is that?

Speaker 10 (02:39:58):
An answer was nick phone.

Speaker 8 (02:39:59):
I was trying to picture, mind you not on a toilet.

Speaker 10 (02:40:01):
On because nasty, A little bit classy.

Speaker 2 (02:40:08):
Because that's nice. Chip.

Speaker 8 (02:40:10):
Ladies, when you take another lady in the women's room.

Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
Yes, sink, not know the toilet because the toilet's gross. Yeah, yeah,
because that's what's gross. Ten minutes after meeting that book,
there was a vibe rightsizing when your horny, what you'll
put up with and the conditions that you'll deal with.

Speaker 5 (02:40:31):
Just to do it.

Speaker 8 (02:40:33):
Yeah, do you think she washed her hands?

Speaker 4 (02:40:35):
My disgusting videos I ever saw was in Saint Louis.
There's a there's a club on the east side called
the Oz And there was somebody who had gotten filmed
because somebody was holding the phone over the top of
the stall to the stall next to them. And there
is this chick bent over a toilet with a turd
in it.

Speaker 2 (02:40:54):
Getting taken from the ship. I guarantee that toilet was broken.
I'm like, who is that horny?

Speaker 8 (02:41:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:41:05):
This will be fun, Yeah, this will do. This is
around to too many fish.

Speaker 8 (02:41:09):
All right, Let's ask Krishante the lesbian what she's a
sucker for.

Speaker 10 (02:41:13):
I'm a sucker for nails and my your toes.

Speaker 8 (02:41:16):
Do you suck any feet? You're doing that to licking? Yes?
I do. How do they need to look for you
to want to suck on them?

Speaker 10 (02:41:22):
They gotta look clean and a very petite and light lat.

Speaker 8 (02:41:27):
Skin that like big long.

Speaker 2 (02:41:28):
Like I don't like that kind of No, don't.

Speaker 17 (02:41:31):
Do it, don't do mely and don't have like toe
Jamie bab I don't like.

Speaker 8 (02:41:36):
Do you ever make him like run him under the
sink or anything first or throw.

Speaker 17 (02:41:38):
Yeah, she better be out the mount of fir Okay,
all right, at least it's clean and petit, groskin manicured.

Speaker 2 (02:41:45):
Small no ToeJam, suck on it, all right? Yeah, come on, brave,
come on, Bravey fun. Yeah she is. You're at least
half lesbian. I'm not saying she doesn't sound like fun
until we got to the ToeJam. Oh, don't be up
tight please like that just shows that she's open minded.

Speaker 8 (02:42:02):
And I bet Ravey has little tits, little petito.

Speaker 2 (02:42:07):
In this little piggy, the one that went to market
is the cutest. Well, if there's any strapping there, gota
have to strap on. Yeah, you think that you might

(02:42:29):
have found your love connection? How can we get in
touch with her?

Speaker 17 (02:42:32):
Instagram at christe c r I s h A n
t e.

Speaker 10 (02:42:37):
Maybe you my d M family.

Speaker 8 (02:42:40):
Yeah, I do, come up, so it's I looked it up. Yeah,
it's it's a private account. But chrish c r I
s h a n t a n t e a
anti chris ant that's it. Yes, but it's not c
h R.

Speaker 2 (02:42:54):
And if it's private, we can't see your face. Wait
ce c r I s a c r Yeah, okay,
she's very sharp eyebrows.

Speaker 8 (02:43:02):
Yeah, she's aggressive and more ways than one. She'll bend
you over a sink.

Speaker 2 (02:43:06):
Oh there she is, all right, looks like she can
beat me up.

Speaker 4 (02:43:11):
All right, it's a little angry, like if my lesbian
sister was black. Oh yeah, yeah that I swear to
God that could be.

Speaker 2 (02:43:22):
She would, Chris Sandwich.

Speaker 4 (02:43:24):
Let's just say they were going to ache of the
movie about my lesbian sister. They could cast her to
make it like you know how they do it now.

Speaker 2 (02:43:30):
Chris could star in it.

Speaker 8 (02:43:34):
Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
There you go, there's your too many fish, Chris Sandwich.
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