Bad Movies & Beer

Cooper and Nolan are getting back in the cage this week when they take a trip to WILLY'S WONDERLAND!

This hybrid horror/comedy saw its chance for a theatrical release thwarted by COVID, leaving Nicolas Cage fans to wonder what might have been. But that's just one of the many unanswered questions about this movie, and the guys spend an hour basically playing whack-a-mole trying to figure them all out.

Why doesn't Nic Cage's characte...

Cooper and Nolan are crossing one off of their bad movie bucket list this week when they take a gamble on DOUBLE DOWN!

The guys have been waiting YEARS to cover a movie by infamous indie filmmaker Neil Breen, and with only one more episode to go until the Season 6 finale they're finally doing it.

Will it live up to the (reverse) hype? Is the Neil Breen drinking game a recipe for trouble? And how much stock footage can a movie possi...

Cooper and Nolan are getting glittered up this week when they cut into THE APPLE!

This enormous early 80s flop asks the question: what if the Cannon Films guys made a glam rock musical about Adam and Eve set in the futuristic 1990s?

Somehow the answer is something stranger than you could possibly expect, and the guys have got themselves over a barrel trying to figure it out.

The end result is a juicy conversation that's definitely ...

Cooper and Nolan are letting it all hang out this week when they cover CLIFFHANGER!

This notable 90s entry from Sylvester Stallone was one of the last big movies of the bodybuilder action boom, and it pretty much follows the exact formula you'd expect.

Still, between the hit-or-miss one-liners, extremely emotional closeups, and some VERY questionable casting, there's plenty for the guys to discuss - plus they're finally settling th...

Cooper and Nolan are back with the pack this week, when they discuss HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF!

After covering the original back in Season 3 (which Nolan completely forgot), the guys were thrilled to take a look at what is widely considered one of the silliest sequels ever made.

Is this just a vampire movie that got re-purposed? How much did horror icon Christopher Lee get paid to show up? And is there such a thing as t...

Cooper and Nolan are coming face-to-face with a legend this week when they finally cover SAMURAI COP!

This gloriously awful piece of low-budget 90s action can be found on pretty much any list of the best bad movies of all time, and one watch is all it takes to realize why. 

Between the terribly choreographed fight scenes, atrocious dialogue, and VERY questionable hat and wig choices, there's plenty to laugh at - and that's bef...

Cooper and Nolan are going ape this week when they cover 1995's CONGO by special request!

After the wild, unbridled success of Jurassic Park, studios were practically tripping over themselves to adapt more Michael Crichton novels. But whatever hopes Paramount Pictures might have had for this one went up in a cloud of talking gorillas, diamond-powered lasers, and VERY questionable European accents. 

Are there enough action scen...

Cooper and Nolan are hitting the road this week when they cover MAD MAX by special request!

This dystopian tale from down under was a landmark moment for Australian filmmaking, but the combination of those two elements is forcing the guys to wonder about what constitutes typical Aussie fashion, whether or not child endangerment laws are different there, and if female saxophone players actually exist.

Cooper and Nolan are putting away childhood things this week when they discuss CHILD'S PLAY 3!

This underbaked sequel was a complete rush job from start to finish, which probably explains the terrible dialogue, awful acting, and underwhelming special effects. But what was nearly impossible for the guys to understand is how this horror franchise became so beloved in the first place. 

No wonder they spent more time talking about...

Cooper and Nolan are hitting the nail on the head this week when they cover HAMMER!

This early Blaxploitation movie about a boxer who gets mixed up with the mob features many of the elements that would become staples of the genre, from flashy fashion choices to bizarre nightclub performances to the funky soundtrack. But it also features some genuinely good acting and a surprisingly nuanced take on early 70s social politics.

You'd t...

Love conquers all this week when Cooper and Nolan tell the story of TROMEO & JULIET!

This Troma-riffic take on The Bard's classic tale of star-crossed lovers features all the body piercing, kinky sex, and dismemberment you'd expect from a Lloyd Kaufman film, but what you might NOT expect is how close it actually is to the original.

Despite being absolutely gobsmacked by what they're seeing, the guys still manage to make it a Va...

Cooper and Nolan are coming back down to Earth this week when they discuss SUPERMAN RETURNS by special request!

It was only 12 episodes ago that the guys covered a Superman movie, and let's just say a LOT has changed since then. A nearly two-decade gap means there's a new Man of Steel in town, along with more modern effects and a brand new story. You know, unless you count the parts where they re-hash Superman's origin AGAIN...

Was...

Cooper and Nolan are starting 2026 off with a bang this week, when they finally discuss KILLER CONDOM!

This virtually indescribable German horror/comedy is one that the guys have been wanting to cover for a while based purely on the title and subject matter, and it did NOT disappoint.

Between hilarious POV shots, absurd practical FX, and a never-ending parade of bizarre characters, costumes, and sets, you'd be forgiven for thinking...

Cooper and Nolan are fighting to cross the finish line this week when they cover JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

After overindulging during their annual beer draft, it looked like the guys were going to need a Christmas miracle to get this episode out on time.

But they rallied, reconvened, and are ready to talk about the many unbelievable parts of this movie, all while handing out coal to Rita Wilson, Jim Belushi, and accomplished comedian Sin...

In this very special BONUS EPISODE, Cooper and Nolan unbox the first 18 beers from Tag Liquor Stores' 2025 Craft Beer Advent Calendar!

What kind of Western Canada brews will they find waiting for them, and how will they build their rosters for this year's Christmas episode? 

Find out while also hearing the guys' opinions on mayochup, the cast of Full House, and the state of Vermont - all expressed with varying levels of Christ...

Cooper and Nolan are manning up this week when they cover MALONE by special request!

This paint-by-numbers 80s action/thriller doesn't offer a lot of original beats, but what it DOES offer is the chance to discuss stereotypical masculinity, moustaches, and Burt Reynolds' filmography (which one of the guys was shocked to learn did NOT include Three Men and a Baby).

Throw in a problematic love interest and a racially-charged politica...

Cooper and Nolan are giving thanks this week when they celebrate THANKSKILLING!

This gloriously unhinged B-movie (and that might be generous) promised a murderous turkey and boobs in the first second. But after being on the guys' radar for years could it possibly deliver the goods?

To find out you'll have to dig into a cornucopia of terrible performances, excessive gore, and even more excessive Thanksgiving puns, so pull up a chair...

Cooper and Nolan are going back to where it all began this week when they cover X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE!

What could have been a meaningful stand-alone movie about Marvel's most popular mutant ended up feeling more like X-Men 4 thanks to several gratuitous character cameos. 

The less said about some of those the better, although they did give the guys plenty to get angry about. Throw in a bunch of awful CG, questionable castin...

Cooper and Nolan are trying to keep a grip on reality this week when they spend Halloween with HOBGOBLINS!

This notorious Gremlins rip-off is more confusing than it is scary, although part of that could be because the creatures the audience is supposed to be afraid of are basically just immobile plush toys.

Throw in a cast of terrible actors, a plot that doesn't make any sense, and a universe without defined boundaries, and it's no...