Heat Death of the Universe

A simple country masturbator (Jason Newland) tags in for Tim and we discuss some recent and historical issues surrounding East Asia, more specifically the Republic of Samsung (South Korea). Celebrate the liberation from Imperial Japan, sure, excellent, but why not extend this to more recent colonizers? Shoutout to small but important Korean anti-imperialist groups like Nodutdol.

Before all that, we revisit some old ideas ab...

Mangionean updates/legal gambits. William Burroughs' "A Thanksgiving Prayer" vs Francesca Hong's unhinged diabtribe against our most sacred national traditions. Operation Chestburster electorialism updates. A Bill MarHAR blast from the past, informs the present. Cuba remains in dire straights. BreakThrough News tells Congress to fuck itself, legally speaking. Trump will never apologize for gas prices or anything else, ever. A few "...

The coldest open. Congrats to Senate hopeful [DOLLAR]y [DOLLAR]ens. New electoralist strategy: Vote for the Let's Devour The Host Party in '26! And tell Hasan Parkour et al to stop doing Kshama Sawant erasure. Download the new Trump Insider Trading app for a cool 100k/month. Lindsey Graham and Laura Loomer went to Ukraine, only one has returned. Interceptors, Interrupted. Donald "Jonathan Candy" Trump is secretly writing the great ...

Unsolved Penile Mysteries. Michael Knowles' informed decision to remove his prostate while in utero. DSA = USA? Palmer Lucky has a dumb name and just wait til you hear his thoughts! Tim survived a massive chemical fire in the bowels of Los Angeles. Mike "Penis" Johnson does his best theatre-queer performance pretending to be aghast at the DSA platform. Serial killer/"Head of Homeland Security," Markwayne "Nick" Mullen and nepo-baby...

Fold in on yourself now and pull up a chair and lend an ear. Pete "Flop/Meth Sweat in a Humanoid Outline" Thiel's secret society revealed, sky remains blue, and water—wet. UFC and FIFA done right, done American, done with handmade grift and graft. Memorandums of "Understanding"? Tentative congrats to Iran. Goddamn all the usual suspects in politics/medialand doing everything they can to keep hellfires stoked when it comes to ...

We discuss a very obscure FoxNation docuseries about infomercials, mostly put together for tax evasion and proof of life for those actively kidnapping Dennis Miller. Before all that, however: Medea Benjamin and Hasan Parkour to be pilloried on the Trump Birthday Spectacular live stream. Starbucks Korea commemorates the Gwangju Massacre by cheering on the fascist US proxy forces who murdered people in the streets for demanding a lit...

Retrieved from the newsvalanche: Fiveish4Kars4Kids4EretzIsrael. Drinking coffee makes genocide impossible. ElooMa's ex-receptical has something to add to the Discourse Manufacturing Machine. Trump continues to look inward, deeply self-reflecting with image generating chatbots as his spiritual copilot. Michael Bay will bring Operation Epic Fury to the silver screen. More absurdly heighten levels of desperation and debasement RE the ...

After a week off and a delayed upload, we're back and accidentally illustrating how insanely fast the news cycle operates. We discuss our IRL meet up in LA and then... May Day: Thanks for doing anything at all. / The real criminals taste justice, while the grotesque and sclerotic captains of perversion and speculative finance roam free, forever unimpeded. / China: No AI jobs will outright replace human jobs, BUT AT WHAT COST?!? / H...

A time constraint caused us to digress against the clock as hard we we could, and we were joined by Cinema/Canada Correspondent, Cole ["COLES I Need COLES!"] to discuss the 2009 film that time never even remembered to forget: The Trotsky. A tonally confused movie about a high school kid who thinks he's the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky. Leading up to that, we circle around the drain of some Newz items: Trump's insanity; Biden being...

A big ol' tsunami of Newz items spanning the globe, covered together with co-founder of the podcast, Jason Newland. Tim was away and shall return next week. We talk about RFK, Doordash, South Korean political scandal/mild critique of known crybully Israel, China v. China relations, US military inner turmoil, US military outer turmoil, the spot-lit rogue nation sustained by the US doing all sorts of heinous acts, unexpected allies t...

We shifted away from our prepared movie review plans due to last minute circumstances preventing our Cinema/Canada Correspondant, Cole, from coming on the show today. Also, Josh slept extremely poorly the night before. We still managed to have a grand old time talking about the sick, sad, beautiful, lovely, stupid, fascinating world via this week's Newz avalanches. AI in medicine (and a CEO of a murderous health insurance corporati...

We mourn the permanent and senseless loss of u/heatdeathpod and celebrate a certain disembodied voice's upcoming nuptials. Joe of the Joe Experience v. Theo von Huxtable. Paul Bet Davidstone v. Lowly Employee. Tammy Duckworth has her priorities all in order as she urges the world to take their shoes off, once again, in order to board an airplane. Yet another pedophile emerges from the Pardoned January 6th-ers set. IRGC: From now on...

A number of Amuse Bouche items involving: robotics, Planes Behaving Badly, expanding ICE, a certain Presinald's mental degradation causing all kinds of unbelievable tremendousness to emerge, Breaking News about Kash Patel's pornographical habits / Iran's nuclear energy sites being bombed, The Hegseth's Prayer, et cetera.

Marco Rubio's insane speech at the Munich Security Summit, calling upon the non-barbaric world to run things back...

[ ♪ The Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice" ♪ ] Back with another one, we circle the drain with some of The Newz (some embarRICEment and all still mostly quite bad), briefly exploring Josh's own week of manospheric self-improvement (stay tuned for more!), and eventually reaching a discussion about the documentary Louis Theroux: The Manosphere, causing us to wonder: Why is this still relevant? What year is this? Who are these people? ...

Desperately needing to crawl into the past toward our mommies because The News is too much to bear, not only to read about compulsively but to then also spend further time trying to deal with via talking into microphones. 

So we very intentionally decided to do the most wholesome thing we could think of and discuss the Mighty Ducks film franchise, specifically 1992 original, which exposed the viciousness of the competive non-pr...

We struggle to a near comical degree to take The News head-on and The News may've won this round. An especially hellish week among hellish weeks. If you really wanna know how I feel just look at my posting history of late.

Please don't kill yourself. Join a labor union.

P.S. Publicly available Matt Schlapp contact info for no particular reason.

P.P.S. Credit to @citiesbydiana for some repurposed audio elements from her videos.

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Amuse-Bouche: US Scientific Progress in 2026: Clumps of disembodied brain matter "learn" to "play" first-person shooter games. We remember that the state of healthcare in the US is still not exactly ideal. Mangione's lawyers are sticking it to that wildly dangerous quasi-sentient mash-up of the distilled essence of Mar-a-Lago and the closeted physiognomy of Lindsey Graham (i.e. Pammys Bondis).  

L'entrée de l'enfer: The United ...

Tim goes on strike. Josh quits his job.  Perhaps chatbot-led surgery just might not be quite calibrated to utopian levels yet. The Philes, continued: Bill Gates retrospection; Petey "Low-Carb Vulva" Attia and his uncanny valley teeth; the beautifully intricate and philosophically astute mind, prose and experimental punctuation of jeevacation; and so on. ElooMa has reached his rock bottom but vows to Bore™ his way through to ev...

The CEO of Antifa Industries caught dead to rights in Portland OR. Tim Pool really wants us to know that the boots he licks are his own. Supremely embarassing three-word combo comes to life: National. Prayer. Breakfast. The Daily Wire's shape-shifting christofascist Michael Knowles "debates" ChatGPT regarding the existence of his god and it is somehow 10x worse than expected. Olive Garden claims another life via unthinkably horrifi...