The Full Jubal Show from March 12th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the most common dream you have. It's the Jewbil
Show and we all have that one dream that comes
to us. We're all snuggled up in our favorite pajama
leathers and you wake up and you're like, why do
I always have that dream about being a giant hot
dog standing on a street corner and high heels, trying
to flag someone down to put me in a bun
in one of the hourly motels on the street.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What does that mean? I can tell you that one
really well.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Researchers have just released a study on dreams and it's
going viral and they found that there are common recurring
dreams that people have and what they mean. So we'll
go over it right now. If you're one of these
people that has the same dream over and over again.
I've had dreams throughout my life the same one, and
I'm always framed for a crime and trying to get away.
But they're always super realistic. So when I wake up,

(00:47):
I literally feel I'm like, what do I need to run? Like?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Am I about to be arrested? You know?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But I always have a dream that I'm being framed
for some sort of crime. Did you look it up
to see what that means. No, because like do you should?
Probably as it stresses me out. Yeah you feel that
way in your real life.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That I'm being framed for a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I don't know, Like, yeah, I have had a lot
of people villainize me and blame me for things that
I didn't really do, So yeah, that might make sense.
So maybe that's what it is. But here are the
top dreams that people have and what they mean. If
you have a dream where you're being chased, eighty nine
percent of people have this dream, really yeah, that they're
being chased people.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, yeah, what who you being chased by?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Literally so many different things.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
A lot of the times it's a faceless person. For me,
it doesn't This one doesn't happen that much. And maybe
like once a year the chase thing, and then it's
like I don't see the face. I just know I'm
running and then all of a sudden, I stop and
I'm like where am I? And I wake up?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's really weird?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, it's stressful. Those dreams could be stressful. It usually
means that you're avoiding something in your life. Oh well,
that sounds about right. You might be avoiding or running
from a problem responsibility or having anxiety and difficult emotions
about something you don't want to confront.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, and that also makes sense. This is why these
dreams are so common. How many times are we I
mean everybody walking around not trying to face something every
single day?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah? What does it mean if I'm the one chasing me?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wait, I bet you there's a level of awareness.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
There, right, Yeah, Or it just means you're a pervert.
It depends how you're chasing yourself, trying to grab your
bum bump, you run around the house, run around your couch, you.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Love yourself. If you have a dream about falling.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Apparently eighty seven percent of people have the common dream
of falling.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I have that dream a lot. Can it be in
like different forms? Mine's not necessarily falling, but it's like
driving across a bridge and then the bridge goes down,
and so I'm falling in the car, like not, what
are you falling? The car goes down, and right before
the car gets completely like overwhelmed with water, I wake up,
what are you? Fast and furious and diesel no.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I used to have this big phobia because of these dreams.
I couldn't drive over bridges without having windows down, because
I would really freak out. That's one of my fears actually,
is drowning and being like submerged in water, And so
I always have that dream, so I fall into water.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't know if that means anything, I'm not sure.
I mean, I guess it's a falling dream. It says
you feel a loss of control. Falling in a dream
off and symbolizes feeling overwhelmed or out of control in
some area of your life, such as work, relationships, or
personal goals.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could it be other things too, Like I just had
a dream about a stack of books, like we're talking
Jack and the bean stock stack of books that just
tumbled down, So that all fell down.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Maybe you have a lack of control of your books.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh you want to read more? Yeah, you know they
didn't put that.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
If you have a dream about somebody who really hurts you,
apparently seventy five percent of people have that dream.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
This is every single week. Is that the same as
someone killing you? They're hurting you, they're killing you.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, a somebody who are like close to you, like
the toxic X, a former friend or a family member. Yes, yeah,
it means you have unfinished business, your mind might still
be processing the pain, betrayal, or confusion from that situation,
especially if you never got closure.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I've been dreaming about this one x at least once
a week.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Really.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, my dreams are really vivid in and I'm not
sure if it's the melatonin or the magnesium or something.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, I can remember the last dream I had. I've
had some weird dreams lately. I know that, but I
can't really remember them, you know, but it seems like
you remember.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
A lot of it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
There's just super vivid, to the point where I have
to get on my burner account and look at his
Instagram because I'm like, is something up there telling me
that I need to check on him burn account because
we don't talk and we're blocked. Like it's that. It's
like that, but he just keeps popping up in my dreams,
and it's very annoying because I'm enjoying myself there. Oh,
I think that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, sixty percent of people have a dream of hanging
out with a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh, that's fun. I don't have those dreams.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's because you have too many celebrities. It doesn't really
entice me in my dream world.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Though it says uh, it can mean a few different things,
depending on how you felt in the dream and which
celebrity it was. Aspiration and admiration. You admire something about
that celebrity that makes sense self forth and recognition. Hanging
out with a celeb could mean you're craving more attention, validation,
and a sense of importance in your own life.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Victoria, that makes sense for you. I haven't had this dream.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Dreams.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
I think I daydreamed too much to where like my
mind like it's so done daydream by the time I
go to sleep, It's like.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, man, we're tired.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
You two hours earlier daydreaming about random stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
We're done for the night. I wonder if that counts.
I had to dream about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
But they showed up and tried to rewrite my dream
and they got mad at me, and I was like, hey,
this is my dream. I wanted to make this dream
and they're like, no, we want to take over this dream.
And then they just started, you know, this whole press
campaign against me, calling me an evil person for wanting
to like do my own thing with my own dream.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's not so familiar. They kept calling me justin Yeah,
it's weird for whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
A fifty percent of people have a dream where you're
in school taking a test.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Interesting a test.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
A lot of people have that. You're a lot of
people have the one where they're taking a test naked too.
What Yeah, I don't hear that.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh maybe not. It's just me.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's always a fun dream. It's a great dream. Like,
you need a pencil, I'm like, no, I got one,
I can.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hello, yeah, it's dok, and like I don't really know
what to say, but like, yeah, we need some cash.

Speaker 9 (06:49):
I'm sorry, do you have the rate number?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
This is Donk.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know if I know a Donk. Oh,
this is Debbie.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, this is Donk Debbie. Yeah, you're getting married to
my bro James. I'm down here for his bachelor party
and like, so, uh, I figured I should call you
Nie and so I'm the one that made the battle
with him. But like, anyway, yeah, is there any way
you could like wire me some money?

Speaker 10 (07:17):
Okay, Sorry, I don't know I'm so confused. Sorry, Okay,
so why do you need you need money from me?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Why do you guys wire me? Like it's like twenty grand?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my god, twenty grand? What?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow, it got kind of crazy, you know what I mean,
Like it got pretty crazy last night, and so I
just need some cash to bail him out.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Wait, why you need cash to bail him out?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
What's the like?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
What is going on?

Speaker 11 (07:47):
Like?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, just like twenty grand?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, I heard you. Twenty grand is insane?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Why do you need twenty grand?

Speaker 8 (07:56):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I figure you want to get him out by this
weekend because, like he said, you were getting married this weekend,
you know, which, by the way, don't didn't get an invite.
But that's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Get him out. Is he in jail.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Technically yeah he is.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
But like we can get him out probably in a
couple of days if I'm able to get the bail money.
But like you know, none of us have twenty grand plus,
Like there's a couple other guys that are also locked up.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
So like I just figured I would call you.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Oh my god, what what is actually going.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
On right now? I have never met you before. I
don't know who you are, but I need you to tell.

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Me, like what is happening right now?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like I'm one of your fiances like buddies from like
way back. But anyway, like so we were partying all
site and then like I made a bet with him
menew and then he took me up on the bet
and say, like that's what happened. Took a bet on
what It's really not a big deal, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
What was the bet?

Speaker 9 (08:49):
I don't understand, Like how is he in jail right now?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So like have you ever seen the movie Oceans eleven?
And then they had like couples after that, Like it
was like George Clooney and brought Pitt and these guys.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okay, So like we were just chelling. We're having some
drinks or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
We're watching that and then like he made a comment
like of how cool it being like we're all a
bank or whatever. So like I bet him that he
wouldn't do it, and then like.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
We take more shots or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So anyway, like he tried to rob a bank and
like they kind of arrested him.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
What you like robbed a bank?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, but like on a dare you know what I mean,
Like he wasn't really trying to rob the bank, but
like he was watching Love But we're all drinking, you
know what I mean, So like we took obviously way
too many shots.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
This is so crazy, Like I don't understand like why
you would even.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Like why you guys would do that?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Like was he just like so drunk or something.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Like we're all not handle this right now.

Speaker 10 (09:49):
Our wedding is sweakened. This is the last thing I need.
I am so upset right now. Like at this point,
he can just stay in there.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
I don't even care anymore. Like I don't even care.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I do, like I'll thought on like what maybe we
could do, you know what I mean? Because like I
don't know how long it's to be locked up for
if you can't give me the cash to bail them out,
But like I could come stand in on the wedding
if you want, you know what I mean, Like I
was a proxy or whatever.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
You know, No, no, what, I don't even know who
you are. So the wedding is this weekend.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
I don't even know what I'm gonna do, But like
I don't I don't even know you, So I don't
even need to be dealing with this right now.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay, well then final, I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. What Yeah, this is actually Doubil
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your fiance James set you up.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh my god, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
He said, he went to his bachelor party and you
told him not to do anything stupid, so he wanted
me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh my god, this is a joke. Yes, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
God, this was That was awful.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
That was so awful.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (10:56):
I truly thought that my fiance James was like in
he was literally arrested. So I'm kind of I am relieved, clearly,
but I that was so insane.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (11:08):
Wake up every morning with Jewbile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It was three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nita's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know, it takes a lot for me to use
the word hate, but I hate this trend. Oh hate it.
The latest in men's aesthetics is eyelash trimming, where men
are cutting their eyelashes to appear more manly. They're going
on TikTok and they're posting videos showing their barbers clipping
their eyelashes. They'll do that.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Don't do that as a man with long, luscious eyebrows, eyelashes, eyelashes,
long luscious eyelashes, yes, oh yeah, my eyebrows can get
long and.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Lushes as well.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
But I do trim those. Say it really long your
eyelashes eyebrows? Oh did I say lashes again? Anyway, every
woman I've ever known that has looked in my eyelashes
likes them because they're longer.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I was like, I'm so jealous of your eyelashes, and
I'm like, I know you should be get away. Yeah,
they're just whatever. They don't grow back, do they? Also,
I was gonna say, you're really messing with something that
you would really have to want to have permanent, because
if you if they fall out, there's not a really
good chance they're gonna grow back the same way. Sometimes
they do, but not always, and for a lot of
people it can be like sparse and then like when

(12:21):
you get older, it's just beautiful for like eyes to
have those gorgeous eyelashes. They're also there for a reason. Yeah,
to protect your eyeball, your eye from dust and stuff.

Speaker 13 (12:30):
Ohru, you can't just be trimming things off and giving
them to people like ribs.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, I mean, but stubby.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I've never thought of a stubby eyelash as like a
manly thing.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
No, me neither.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But other guy's got strong jawn no eyelashes.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'm man, I.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Just hate it. I hate it. I understand like hair
maintenance on every level of trust, but this one is ridiculous. Yeah,
don't do this, gentleman, please don't. You will regret it now.
In other news of TikTok, there's a new feature that's
coming on to help teens go to bed after ten pm.
After yes or before my bad? Oh, I was like,
what TikTok is rolling out this new bedtime friendly feature

(13:11):
that's aimed at teens, like playing calming music and displaying
gentle reminders to log off by ten pm. Oh that's
going to work with a teen That would have totally
worked with me when I was a teen. Is a
gentle reminder to log off and go to bed? Well,
if TikTok tells you to do it, you're more likely
to do something than if your parents tell you true.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So they're taking advantage of their power to just start
a viral viral challenge to go to bed on time challenge.
Film yourself going to bed at ten. I guarantee that
would work. Self care it.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, they have those sleep trends now. Anyways, all the
things you do to make sure that you go to
bed like great or sleep. Well, yeah, so that's a
good idea.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
What's funny is that if people would film themselves doing
all these things and they be like okay, and then
try on all their lights and like have to edit
it and be like okay, now we edit it and
post it.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh wait, I'll post it for tomorrow. That way it
looks like I posted I am.

Speaker 14 (14:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, you're right. The trend would have to be no edits.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
If TikTok really cared, they would force logout.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh true. Well, there are family pairing tools that will
allow parents to set up specific app free periods like
dinner or homework time and see who their teens are following,
and then upcoming editions will be meditation exercises.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
Stup, you, I cannot imagine having TikTok while try and
do my heamework. Like we didn't have that when well,
I didn't have that whenever I was that young, But like,
I can't imagine having that and also trying to see.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
That the table and do stuff. Yeah, for you, I'm
just glad I didn't have TikTok. I was a kid,
I would have been.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
I'd probably still be arrested.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, a whole different I would have filmed some stupid stuff,
a whole different life.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
You have TikTok.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
You would have been that kid that recorded everything dumb
and illegally even Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I absolutely would be. I mean I was doing that
as an adult. Wanted to hire radio because they're like, no,
this guy's online. I'm glad I was a social media
person now, yeah, right right, imagine when I was really
dumb at thirteen what I would have done.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I've never felt so more. I've never felt sound secure
in a job.

Speaker 13 (15:12):
When Jubil got a social media person, I was like,
you know, this feels nice, it feels secure.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
My loss isn't gonna get us all fired.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
This is great.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I got you should write him thank you now? Yah. Yeah,
We'll leave it there and let you think about the
things that you're saving yourself from. That is what's trending is.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Carmen is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend Adrian for a little over
a year, but now she thinks that something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can help her out.
And hopefully he's not cheating. Carmen, hopefully we can help you.
What's going on? Why do you think that Adrian is cheating?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
So I'm not I'm not one to go through anyone's phone.
I know if you start, she'll find so on, so forth.
But we were cooking dinner in the kitchen and he
went to go into another room and he left his
phone and so it lit up and I grabbed it
to go give it to him, and it was actually
an email from your show, which we listened.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
To your show.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, and it's kind of why I reached out in
the first place.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
You got from the show. What was it about?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
It was actually about the first date segment, So I thought, oh,
what is he planning?

Speaker 14 (16:25):
Like?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Is he being funny?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Like?

Speaker 5 (16:27):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Is this a surprise?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
To clarify, he emailed us about a first date follow up?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yes it was, yes, Yes, So when I looked at
the actual email, he had reached out to you guys
as far as the first and I thought maybe he
was doing it as like a joke, he sang. But
then I go read I read through the email, and
it's about a first date he went on with someone
named Megan. What Yes, Yeah, and she's not reaching back out,
And just like, I just need answers. I'm just confused,

(16:55):
and I just want to get to the bottom of
what's going on. I didn't think that there was anything
wrong in our relationship. The more I was reading it,
the more I was seeing that there there were like
I was catching him in these lies, like he was
out with his friend he told me, and oh, we're
doing a guys night. We're going to go to the bar.
And that was that was the actual day that he

(17:16):
said in the email that he had gone on the
date with this girl.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wow, did you even bother asking him about it after
you read all of that. I mean, you had the information.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I know, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I'm not sure what has come over me. I just
I want to find out, you know, if this is
what's going on like that dude, Like I just if
he wants to reach out and put his business.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
On the radio.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Guess what, that's what he's going to get.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean that's kind of stupid, right, like you're cheating me? Yeah,
why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I mean not you him obviously, but I mean, is
there any way you can explain it away? I'm having
trouble finding it, but I'm just wondering if there could
be very reasonable what would he say?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, I can't think of anything.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I mean, especially as far as like, like again, like
it would be one thing if he was seeing out
with someone and someone reported it back to you'd be like, oh, yeah,
it was a co worker. So he applied, like he
sent an email to your show asking to be on
the show about a first date with someone. That is
at me, that's wild, Like.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
You wouldn't hear it, like somebody wouldn't do Yeah, yeah,
I mean, let's just call, let's play a song, come back, call.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Him, and then we'll just be from the show. And
because when people email us for those things, we call
them back and find out more information. So we can
just find out information on the first day for all,
if he wants to do and you can hear that,
and then you can.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh gosh, do whatever you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Brace yourself, girls. Okay, sound good.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Sounds like a thing we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry that you have to do this. It
doesn't make your situation anymore, no fun. But you know,
at least you can find out for sure. And if
there is some crazy way that that is legit, then
you'll find that out too. So we'll play a song,
come back and call them and get your to catch
a teater next, it's time.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
To Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Carmen is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of a little over a year might be cheating
on her. Pretty hard to think that he's not. Before
we call him to try to catch him, we'll let
Carmen explain her situation. Carmen refresh everybody's memory on what's
going on.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
So my boyfriend, Adrian, he left his phone in the
kitchen and I saw an email to your show asking
to do a follow up on a first date and
the first date with someone that isn't me, and so
now I want to find out what what is going on?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
So we're going to call him and just be from
the show. Because when people email us about a first
day follow up, we interview them and find out more
about it before we actually do it on the air.
So we'll just do that. We'll see if we can
get some information out of them. I'm foolishly optimistic at times,
so I still hope that there's a way that this
is not him, but I you know, I don't know

(20:01):
how it's not. But yeah, I know, I hope so too.
But really, yeah, you see, are you ready.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Ready as I can be?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
All right? Here we go?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hey is this Adrian?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah? This Adrian?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Hey was that man?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
This is the Jewel Show.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Hey, nice to hear. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Not much? How are you?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I'm feeling good, good day, you know, just looking looking
forward to call it.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Calling this person, seeing if you guys can get in
touch with them.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, that's what we're calling about. We're calling about the
first day follow up email that you sent in.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, so just.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
You know, before we do these on the air, we
do find out more information because sometimes it just might
not work for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Tell like, what's the situation again?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
So I met this girl Megan on Tinder and we
went out. We kind of into a nice restaurant and just.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
For like a timeline in my head. How long ago
was that?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Two weeks ago? Hey, go ahead, Yeah, And we had
a pretty good night. We ended up actually a great night,
hooking up at the end of the night, and I
thought she was like really sexy and hell and I
would love to see her again. It's just like I
haven't felt like this about anybody for a while now.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Really, yeah, you you too, Adrian? Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Are you for real?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Adrian? That is your girlfriend, Carmen. She emailed us about
a to get to cheeter.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Oh oh yeah, oh crazy. Yeah, you haven't felt that
way about someone in in hell long because we've been
together a year. So the math isn't mapthing. I saw
the email that you sent, the first date follow up
email that you sent to the show, and that's why
I contacted them.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Oh yeah, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Uh is this something you do often? I mean, you
you lied, You told me you were going I mean,
I know details to this.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
You read the email?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah yeah, uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
You told me you were going out with your friends
a guys night, and then you went on a like
and you hooked up. I mean, I haven't even processed
that part of it yet. I do not, like I
want to be together. I'm so confused by this.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I don't I don't know how to I'm sorry. I
did well. I mean I did go out with my
friend that night. I just, I literally, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Like, uh, you.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Told me that you were going out with all the guys.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It was a guys night.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
That's why none of the girlfriends were invited, and you
were going to the bar and instead went on a
date with someone named Megan.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
It wasn't really a date. It was just like we
hung out.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
You said you hooked up with her. You just said
was the best thing of your whole life, best date ever.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I was just trying to like make it sound more interesting.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I didn't save yourself now, But.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean I don't know. I don't
I don't think. I don't know what we've We've been
going through a few things.

Speaker 15 (23:29):
So I thought i'd give it, you know, try just
try something once. And I guess I just wanted to
see what it's like.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Do you want to know what.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
She's do you want to know why she's ghosting you
because I called her. I got her number from the
email and I call her from your phone and I
called her, Yeah, and I let her know that you
are you have been in a relationship for the last year,
that we have talked about moving in together, saying, god,
we didn't do that, Oh my god. And I let

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her know everything.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I don't know what you want to do with that information.
That's why she's ghosting you.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
That's your first day follow up.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I called her, I let her.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Know You're whoa good job hosting the first day follow up,
Carmen job, Adrian, are you still there?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Are you there?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Do you?

Speaker 16 (24:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I'm here. I mean, I'm sorry, I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, don't worry about saying anything.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Just just goodbye, get.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Off the phone.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'll call you off the show. Yeah, she did awesome.
She's a host and harmon bodyguard. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
I mean, I knew what it was going to be
going into it.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
How could I not.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
I just you know, they're still shocked, but I'm just
so glad we didn't move in together.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Real.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, at least you don't. You don't have to deal
with that and I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
What that was. I was like, no remorse, that was
just like wild. Yes, got saved a big time.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I'm embarrassed. No, I'm embarrassed that I dated that person.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
That is my fault. Yeah, you don't keep you don't
know people.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
You didn't know that that about him when you started
dating him. And you should not be embarrassed about your
radio hosting skills either, because that was impressive, all of it.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
Did jew will shows to catch a Cheaterah?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Am I get that tall chies?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I had a large black coffee? Large black coffe?

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I mean he means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Venti is large, No vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
In fact, tall is large, and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations were stupid in
three languages.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
It's almost time for America's favorite a trivia game. You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria.
Amir is in a game of trivia that will have
you questioning the American public education system? Okay, also tickets
to see Shine Down, so call it's right now. If
you want to play eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one eight and eight three four three

(26:18):
one o six one. You can also d m us
at the Jewel Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
com if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria Amirez at her own game.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, this is the time, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
You usually track talk trash. You know that you got
caught up in the music.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
The music I have trash agready. I just I was
a little distracted. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
My music? There you go.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
You're gonna be honest, guys, I have lost so much,
but I think I've both been immunity to not winning
at this point.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Like missus Britney Spears once said, I.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Am stronger than yesterday and now it's nothing but my way.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes, girl, Coote think you have this in the bag.
But let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Storms are announced themselves before they hit, and now I'm
about to wreck your world.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
You were good just at the Britney quote.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
But okay, didn't she also say I don't know karate,
But I know crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I put this quote, Why is it anyone? I just
said it was a great thank you, thank you, thank you, Nina.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Minus that, storms do kind of announce their.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Pay, don't they Don't you know they're coming?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
They hit you like a brick and you're wrong meteorologists,
you know? All right?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Well do you think you can weather the storm of
Hurricane VICKI? Yeah, versus Victoria's next? It's the Jewel Show?
You're what? What's out?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Victoria?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
What are you gonna do? Victoria?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
It's weird about your quizzes, Katie. Is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
import wortant thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria,
and I can tell you based on our conversation we're
just having off the air, Victoria is not.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
It should be an easy day for the contender. You
might trash talk I did. It was long and boring.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Hey, yeah, like the Britney Spears quote. Thank you at
the part that was the best part. Tickets to shine
down on the line. And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria Jordan. What's up? Jordan? Hey?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Not much?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You're in your car? I'm good, I'm part dumb cart
all right, you get a seatbelt time.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
You're speaking so fast, You're like me and cart bag.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
What are you saying up?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'm sorry, brad as it is energetic in the morning.
All right, all our grandpa's okay, Victoria out in the studio.
That talk. Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Really, Victoria's headed out of the studio. Jordan, here we go. Okay,
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Okay, all right, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay, Jordan, your time starts now. What is the only
berry with its seeds on the inside?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
BlackBerry?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What candy melts in your mouth but not in your hand?

Speaker 15 (29:35):
Emine?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
What popular toy was originally created as a wallpaper cleaner.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Stuff?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
What is the name of the redbird and angry birds?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
My gosh, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And Charlie in the chocolate factory what candy changes colors?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Johnstoppers?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, got that.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
getting settled and putting her headphones on, Jordan, what do
you do for work?

Speaker 9 (30:05):
I looked at you.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
You haul? Oh sweet?

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like behind the counter.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
I do a bit of everything. I feel propaye.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I look up trailers.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
The trucks I use. You haul a lot. Have you
ever found anything weird in the trucks that you clean? Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
My gosh, yes, drug perphernalia all the time.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh really interesting? Is there a fee for that that
you charge them? After fact?

Speaker 13 (30:31):
Like you're gonna get that good luck collecting, but.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Not a specific one for that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
So okay, Victoria is back in studio, headphones on, ready
to go. Absolutely, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to be Jordan outright to win.
And Jordan, you can tell Victoria.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Whin to go.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
All right, ready and go.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
What is the only berry with its seeds on the inside?

Speaker 7 (31:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Uh straw? Nope, blueberry? What candy melts in your mouth,
but not in your hand. I don't know that Victoria
what pop? I don't know it created as wallpaper cleaner.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Uh wait, what toys wallpap Wait what but I pass?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
What is the name of the Redbird and Angry Birds? Oh,
Pete and Charlie and the chocolate factory? What candy changes colors?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
What day a canny that changed colors? They had the
blueberry girl? I know her, you are.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I don't have it out of time.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
It was great. Didn't have to lift a finger on
that last part. The Victoria got zero.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Jordan's got to Jordan, Congratulations, you did it. He's watched
the Victoria and you got tickets to shine Down.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Let's get the answers.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
The only berry with seeds on the inside is a banana?
Is a banana? Really a berry? Blueberries? Also, I didn't
know that blueberries are berries. Eminem's are the candy that
melts in your mouth but not in your hand. Play
dough is the popular toy that was originally created as
wallpaper cleaner. Did you, really, I had no idea. It's
probably super safe to be playing with. Red is the

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name of the Redbird and Angry Birds and Charlie in
the chocolate Factory. The candy that changes colors is the
Everlasting Gobstom.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
I'm still stuck on blueberry, to be honest you, but
the other one was lame. I just brought what it was, right,
Thank you. Blueberries do have season them. And it is
a berry because it's blueberry. Why would you they call
it a blueberry? I it's not a berry?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Games over, what is a blueberry?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Thank you? Vegetable?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's technically vegetable.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
No, it's not. Why are they blueberry? If it was?
Thank you for playing George rage Bay.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
You played Verse Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning rebe. If you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and don't
forget I'm performing next Saturday, the twenty second in Everett
at the historic Evert Theater. You can get tickets for
that if you go to the Jubilshow dot com and
click on stand Up Comedy First Date.

Speaker 12 (33:20):
Follow Up Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at
Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Ethan is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Mia. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another day if he's still WATCHS one. But first, Ethan,
how long has it been since you heard from Mia?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Ah? Man, it's it's been a minute. Like I just
I don't know what's going on, Like it's been like,
you know, a week or so, so I kind of
nervous about all this, Like I don't know what the
problem could be.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay, Well was the date good? How did that go?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
We went rock climb so it was a lot of fun.
I mean, it was my idea, and you know, she
said that she liked being an active so I was like, hey,
why not did you.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Go actual rock climbing or do like a rock climbing gym?

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
We went to like a gym.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It's still hard, right, and like, I don't tell.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Once, but we we just laughed it off and I
thought it was, you know, just a fun way to
break the ice.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
So did it seem like she enjoyed it.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, it's also a good way because like near death
experiences are supposed to make people horny.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
What really, I could see that?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Did you see me though?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I almost fell, almost died? Take me home.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But did she fall? Because if she didn't fall, then
it might have been a little bit off center.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
You know, maybe that maybe that was part of it,
and maybe she's just afraid to come back. But no,
but really, guys, like like she was, she was awesome,
Like I mean, she was brilliant, like and we had
good conversation. It wasn't just surface level.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Did you guys talk while you were rock climbing here
and there?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Like while we were rock climbing, we were just kind
of focused on that. But afterwards we went to a
nearby smoothie bar afterwards and that's where we did like
most of the talking because like I mean, it was
it was for over an hour and you know that
was that was really cool. But she just knows everything
about like finance, which I totally don't, and I mean
she just made it seem cool and her smile was amazing, guys,

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Like she just lit up the room.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
How did you guys get into a conversation about finance
at smoth place.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Well, she works in finance, so like I thought that
was really.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Cool and just kind of like.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
That would be a good reason to like not want
a date. But yeah, like like I was kind of curious,
like you, so, so what's what's going on in the market?
And she was like, oh this this has been up
and that's been down, and you know, it goes up
and out and up and down and all that, and
it sounds like life. But he was right on that
whole rock climbing danger thing because we did share a

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kiss at the end of the.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Eight What do you think could have gone wrong?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Okay, so there was this one minute it was kind
of awkward when we were rock climbing. I reached for
a rock as she was moving, and well I I
ended up grabbing her butt and she screamed.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like right away, Okay, I mean that's awkward.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, and I I keep re playing that and I'm wondering,
is that why she goes to me?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
How did you play it off?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Though?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
So like did you grab it and you're like got
it or you know, or was there some other kind
of like I don't know how you react to something
like that is kind of how you take it, you know.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, well she was obviously more to five sides like oh,
I'm so sorry, Like I seriously thought I was just
I reached the wrong place. I was going for a
rock and I was not looking. Okay, She's like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'm fine right making any more comments about her, But
I mean, because that could that could also be It
is like if you just kept talking about it, like, yeah,
well I think it's rock hard because I thought it
was like a rock, you know, sorry about.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I listen, I almost said something my mistake. I was
almost like, hey, I thought I was grabbing a rock.
But I thought real quick, I was like, oh, if
I say that, that's you're not going to sound right.
So let me just be like, oh, I grabbed it
in the wrong place, because.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, yeah, well set right.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
As long as you can say that to her, maybe
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I mean she did kiss you at the end, so
it seems like she got over it.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Exactly like I kept that thought to myself.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then
call her and get your first a follow up.

Speaker 12 (37:59):
Next first date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Ethan is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Mia. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him. But before we do that, Ethan, why don't
you break down your date for us one more time.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah. So we had a lot of fun going rock climbing.
I accidentally grabbed her button. We went out for smoothies afterwards. Uh,
maybe she got horned from the rock climbing because we
ended up with a kids.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
All right, well, here we go. I'm gonna but she's
ghosting you, so we don't know why.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
So maybe she did it actually, cold shower. I'll call
her right now. Okay, you ready?

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Hello, Hi, I speak to me you please?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
This is she?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Hey me?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
How are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Him.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm Nina.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Hi, I'm Victoria and I'm Jubil. How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Wait? This is on TikTok.

Speaker 15 (39:09):
I've seen you guys.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I hear the cool Well guess now you're on one
on TikTok and gosh.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
I did not think that this would ever be met
the podcast at the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's all there now, it's you mea.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
We do a segment called the First a follow Up.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's where if you go on a date with someone
and end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them, and we got an email about you.

Speaker 15 (39:37):
This is Ethan, right, yeah, yeah, it is about Ethan.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Okay, so you're pretty confident about that. What happened? He's
like too much?

Speaker 17 (39:49):
I guess I'll say, I'm look, I'm ghosting him because honestly,
I couldn't stop staring at his like business, you know,
like not a good.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Way you're ghosting somebody because you couldn't stop staring at something?
Did you like it? Not like that?

Speaker 15 (40:09):
Okay, you know it's not like that, I swear, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I'm sorry. We're laughing.

Speaker 15 (40:19):
We want rock climbing, right, and you know when you
go rock climbing, you wear the harness and it kind
of goes around your hips area and it very much
frames you're drunk. You have junk like that, and I
get it. The harnesses are tight. It's a safety thing.
I totally understand. But for the entire date, after we
got down from the rock climbing wall, he kept adjusting himself,

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like every five minutes he was adjusting, moving his handle
was down there doing something.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
It was driving me crazy and I could not focus.

Speaker 15 (40:52):
On anything else, no matter what we were talking about,
because his hand is got another adjustment, another shift, another.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
It's like this, sir, the harness is off.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yes, yes, this is after the hardest.

Speaker 15 (41:04):
I mean maybe it was like super tight and I
don't have.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Junk like that, so I don't know what to find.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
So you're it's like you're on a date with a
toddler and you have to keep being like, get your
hands out of your pants, stop touching yourself.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Right, Okay. Other than that, did you like him?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I mean we.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Definitely had a good talk, you know.

Speaker 15 (41:22):
Sometimes I mean there are I'm in like finance, and
there are guys who get kind of worried about that,
but there's some who are into it, and someone are
into it too much and they try to mansplain it
to me. Well, we had a good time, yeah, I
mean he listened to what I was saying, and it
felt nice to be able to sort of teach someone
about the stuff that I do.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You know, wouldn't stop think adjusting himself.

Speaker 15 (41:45):
He just wouldn't stop adjusting himself, so sometimes I definitely
would lose my train of thought. It was that was
also embarrassing for me. I just don't think I could
see him after that experience, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well, thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that.
And Ethan is actually on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 11 (42:06):
Yeah, like, wait, why I didn't realize I was doing that? Uh, exactly,
you were? Yeah, so you were even you were doing that.
It was I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
It was just a lot, I get it.

Speaker 15 (42:20):
Maybe the harness was tight.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
But yeah, for sure, you know, it was just I'm
sorry I saw.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
You.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Didn't realize you were, you know, moving stuff around a lot.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah. I just kind of thought, like, well, if I
just kind of shift a little bit, I'll be fine.
But maybe every time I shifted as bad. And I
don't know, I wasn't doing it on purpose. I swear
it must have been like, you know, just the harness,
like you.

Speaker 15 (42:45):
Said, Okay, I get that, but I don't. It just
it made me uncomfortable. It made me feel kind of weird,
like it couldn't stop looking. And I know it sounds
weird or silly or I don't know if it sounds superficial,
but it just made me question if we should go
out again because I just didn't feel.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Great about that. You know, I just want to be clear,
So you're ghosting me because I couldn't stop adjusting my area.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I mean pretty much.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
It's just I don't know.

Speaker 15 (43:17):
I've never had to happen, and it just really threw
me off.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
You know, is there a lot to adjust? Why is
it so distracting?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Listen, I'm a great guy aside from all the accidental adjusting,
Like we could just listen, we could do something totally different.
I could take you to the place with zero chance
of awkwardness about the grab that I grab the wrong thing.
Plus you told me you think I'm attractive and a
really good picture, so I may. Yeah. I can definitely

(43:48):
not adjust myself in normal clothing.

Speaker 15 (43:50):
Okay, so that's not the norm for you, That's not
how it's going to be, That's right.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, No, issue.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, you didn't even know you were doing it, Ethan,
how do you know that?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Do you do this?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
And as nobody ever said that you adjust often before?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Nobody's ever said that. I mean, like I guess maybe
they'd be afraid to mention that. But I haven't noticed you.
I mean apparently now I want to like go back
and look at any videos I'm in and just make sure,
I mean, the harness was tight, you know, like it.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Was paying me up.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Would you like to go on another day with Ethan
won't pay for it? I mean, if he promises to
use duct tape or something so he doesn't have to adjust.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I feel like you have to just the saf is
going to do it again?

Speaker 15 (44:37):
And maybe no like no rock himbing, no horseback riding,
nothing like that. Nothing involving that.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
We can chill at, like a coffee spots, something nice
and like a It can be similar to an office,
like a financial office, you know, something like.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
A financial office. Oh my god, just go to dinner.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 16 (45:07):
I feel like it's you're making it pretty hard to
say no, and I feel like I should give you
another chance because you're right about what I said. I
don't know that you had to tell everybody in the world,
but yes, I had a good time, and I think
you're cute and look, but seriously, if there's one.

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Adjustment, I am all congratulations, you got another date.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
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Speaker 1 (45:59):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the cod
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next

(46:20):
door and pops by every once in a while to
cite us for not being nice to her mice.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Our social media producer Gabby you gotta pay your fees.
Also our producer Brad he's a dad.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Hey, they're chief.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And then there's me.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show, and this
is the time of the week where we talk about
what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up
with you this week?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
You know, there's a type of breakup that we don't
talk about enough, and it's the breakup with your hairstylist.
So this just happened. I made a new friend as
an adult, which is hard to do. But she's a hairstylist.
For the longest time. I was like, you're my hair,
you're my friend, and a hairstylist is not my stylist.
So we had some drinks and I let her be
my stylist. She's really good and I like it. Okay,

(47:00):
So I had to go to my stylist that I've
been seeing for the past two years and writer this
whole thing about how I love her and how amazing
she is. But I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Into her direction.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
You actually did this, You put that much effort into Yes,
I really like her, Like the girl has been doing
my hair. She's just awesome. But this other girl who's
my friend and like, I posted a video too, so
I didn't want her to get in her feels about it.
So I wanted her to know out of respect. Difficult
when you switch hair people, and it's a respect thing too,
because I feel like they take it personal. I feel
like they do too. Yeah, and so if you like them.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I've switched her people recently too, Yeah, mostly just because
of schedule, you know, but like the other one will
be in there that I was going to all the time,
and I feel like so awkward.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'm like, hey, I feel like I'm cheating on them, like, hey,
how are you? Yeah, and you do it right in
their face. I'm here to see that. Actually, totally, totally.
So before I took my relationship public, I gave her
the heads up. But now I'm public with the other
one now and here we go. How did she take it?
She was really actually supportive of it. She told me
that she would miss me, and I was like, oh,
I'll still see you. And you know, this guy was hard. Actually,

(48:05):
I was really stressed about it. Breakup, But everything's gonna
be okay. Victoria's with you this week.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Well, so confused. I'm so confused.

Speaker 8 (48:15):
I've been waiting to tell you guys this story this
entire week. Saturday, I had a very eventful day, so
I went to the gym. I'm walking back. I have
this smooe in my hand. For anyone who has to know,
I've never been in a real relationship, okay. But this
new EP came out from Startist. I'm listening to him
and it feels like I've been through a whole one.

(48:37):
In the beginning, it talks about how like she's with
this guy, she's so in love, she loves him, it's
going amazing, You're feeling the rush of the new love,
and then by the end of it, you're breaking up
with him. Tongue, He's gonna be okay in July, Like
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
He doesn't know that yet because you haven't broken up
with him yet, but you're gonna break up. You're going
through it, So he's going through it okay.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
And that I'm walking on the sidewalk and there's a
whole group of girls that just kind of tumble out
of this bar.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
And I don't think they had a great time because
they were fighting, so like they're yelling, they're fighting, And there's.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Two ways I could have gone. It was either through
this group of girls or around it in the street.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
And I don't want to die right now, because like
not a good time to throw a towel, so I
walked through them.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
That was a terrible idea because there was hands flying.
There wasn't any fists, like actually being punched. But this
girl grabs my smoothie and to and like it's mad,
what what do you mean nothing?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I was like you did nothing. I was like, that
was my smooth Someone grabbed your property out of your
hand and threw it into the street. And you just
looked at her and was like, okay, you But.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
She was like yelling at the other girl while she
didn't she should throw it on the other girl.

Speaker 9 (49:52):
She yeah, gone on like her shoes, like her pants,
she goes yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
And I was like, you got smoothie. Suck. I always
wanted to be like, yeah, get them wait my smoothie.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Who signs the right sign?

Speaker 8 (50:03):
No? And I just kept walking, sad enough to do,
and all I hear is that like one girl walk
off and say like ef you to the rest.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Of the group, and then that's only in the rest
of it.

Speaker 14 (50:10):
I get to the intersection and I'm waiting for my
life to change and this guy kicks over a sign
that's standing next to me, kicks over, looks at me
dead straight in the face, yells at me, just screams,
and I look at him and I'm like, yeah, man, like.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I he like that too, scream at you okay? And
I was like, watches that man, Like I don't have
my smoothie. I just went through a break up. I
got yelled in the veins. I called my mom and
I'm like, Mom, I don't know what has happened. That
sounds like a fun Saturday after now was all the day.
I still can't believe you didn't anything? Did what didn't

(50:43):
do anything about that smoothie?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
What was I going to do?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
They sounded really Maddy.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
That sounds like you've made the right decision there just
to be like, okay, smoothie down.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I guess I'm not gonna mess with I would have
faced palmed her.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Those girls fu. They looked really mad and really not happy.
Oh God, you're alive. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.
What's up, Gabby? Hey, how's your week?

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It's good. I just have a quick PSA for everybody
out there.

Speaker 14 (51:09):
Maybe you're driving in a car, and please stop looking
at your phone while you're driving in the car.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I've been looking at people like in traffic lately.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
That's why no matter where I am at a stoplight,
even if I'm way far back. I always hank as
soon as it turns green, just to get people to
look up. It's like hurting people, but it works. Yeah,
because so many times you sit there and wait at
a light and then people are scared to honk, so
they don't honk, and you're waiting for half an hour
while this person finishes up their TikTok video and you're like,
come on, just go. So yeah, as soon as it
turns green, to hawk every time, even if I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
In front us watching the show. Did you notice that
no people be watching a show the whole shows? Yeah,
while I drive sometimes it's a longer drive. Why I
saw I get my shows in producing bred ones up
with you this way. If you know me, you know
I'm addicted to learning. Two things I'm trying to learn

(52:03):
right now. I'm trying to learn to play piano by ear,
which difficult. So far, I've only been able to use
my hands. I was gonna say, I don't get that.
Why do you have to add the ear.

Speaker 13 (52:14):
The other thing I'm doing is reading a book about
anti gravity. Fascinating topic and possible to put the book down. Yeah,
I did not, Well, what's going on with you, not much.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I'm still just curious about Victoria's smoothie, so I can't
get it. I had smooth smoothie, was it?

Speaker 6 (52:36):
It was so good?

Speaker 8 (52:37):
It had like strawberries, bananas, blueberries.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
You paid a lot for that.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, I was really pid. I mean, I was mad
about it, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it.
But I was just really sad. I was like, guys,
why are you gonna I could have ran into the
middle of the road.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
I was like, that was my other option, my SMOOTHI
would have been saved.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
But I would and I had been dead at that point.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
But no, I had to go straight through these group
of girls who it was the middle of the day
and they're all drunk and mad.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Did you get another smoothie?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I kept walking, So you're smooth. You haven't had a
smoothie since then? No, but she did learn not to
work through walk through a group of girls. You need
to go around.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
Yeah, but I don't know what lesson I should have
learned from the guy who yelled at me, because I
don't know if he was just like on something.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
He was probably also mad that he saw you got
your smooth and second way, you didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
He's probably like what the hell he I should have
been like, hey, man, can you go do that to
the group of girls.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I got some comedy shows coming up. I'll be in
Spokane this weekend and then the weekend after that. I'll
be an effort at the Hstoric every theater you get.
Take us to those. If you go to the jubilshow
dot com and click on stand up Comedy, give us
three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
So there's one show specifically on Netflix right now that
has been getting a lot of hate and kind of
unnecessarily so in my humble opinion, But and it's the
Megan Markle One. It's the With Love Megan. So it's
like a lifestyle and like a reality show cooking kind of.
It's like a cooking but like lifestyle too because she
shows you how to make candles and center pieces. I
did watch an episode or two, but or the whole thing.

(53:58):
I didn't make it that far. I say it's boring,
but I don't think it needs this much hate. So
there's even this celebrated chef. This guy over in the
UK who used to prepare food for the Royal Family
is now chiming in on this particular show. He's like,
I watched all of the episodes and he feels like
he feels like it's unpalatable and pretentious. But that's not
even the bad part. He says that she's stressing out

(54:20):
the Royal family. Now why because they just want her
to sit down and be quiet. Oh so the whole
show itself is stressing them out because they feel like
she's trying to get all of this attention and then
there's just been all this unnecessary hate around it. Can't
she just try to do a thing and let people
like R live.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Also, she's a member of the Royal Family. Now of
course it's pretentious, right, Yeah, she has no choice but
to be pretentious.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, I mean she has a bee harvester helper harvest
her own bees. Like, while you're like, whoa, who needs that,
You're like, that's.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Kind of I would love to have a bee harvester
harvesting bees in my arty. It is completely and totally
entirely unrelatable. And she's now left this planet and think
she does makes any sense?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
True?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I wonder if you get to that point where you
have had all these servants and be harvesters and stuff,
and you just don't remember what it's like to not
have a bee harvester.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I mean maybe like where was my life before the beeves.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
But at the same time, I heard like when people
hate on others, it's like if you had the same
opportunity to go and get a bee harvester.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, and I don't like how people are not honest
about that, honestly, Yeah, if you could have servants and
be harvesters, you wouldn't You'd be like, no, no way.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Man, I want to stay in the trailer park. I
don't think the difference is this though, I wouldn't need
to film it.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I would just have a bee harvest.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
But she was an actress beforehand, so I think she's
sure she should try to get back into acting.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
But so she knows how to do though is to entertain.
So that's like part of what the show is like,
making eight different kinds of for tatis for one luncheon.
It's like, if you have the time to do that, cool,
you know, I can understands like boredom, she found something
to do, so sitting down and be quiet. It just
wasn't working for her.

Speaker 13 (55:57):
I don't think she should sit down and be quiet.
I do think she should stop pelting us with her
rich people nonsense.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I don't feel like a travel doesn't bother me, you know,
because she can go anywhere. That's true. She can honestly
do whatever she wants. It doesn't bother me. And if
it bothers, you don't watch it.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I got a fun fact for you. Uh oh, their
daughter was born in the United States.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Mean Marc who is she married to?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Again?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Which one?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Harry?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Harry?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Forget all the time?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
You know what that means?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
King George can get his revenge because she could become
president of the United States. A member of the royal
family could become president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
But she's not. What do you mean, Well, you're talking
about the child, right, Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
No, please, no.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
White house.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
I love a good Fortata. Anyway, moving on, it's.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I think she's a great artist, all right.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
I'll leave you guys on this note. It may be
the end of an era for Southwest Airlines because now
they're looking to charge for checked bags an economy for
the first time. That's dumb. They were the only airline
out there looking out for us with the check bags.
But they got to make money too, so this is
one of the ways for them to What do you
mean they got to make money? They were paying for
the flights.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
But the airline margins are razor thin under.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
One so expensive. You're charging me four hundred.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
You want the luxury of flying somewhere? You know how
much it costs per minute to fly those planes? Sit down?
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
What are we yelling about? Sound like you work for
the airline.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I don't, but I just know that like people complain
about things that are absolute and total luxury.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Didn't drive there. It was just more of the sit down,
shut up. Sounded like a flight attendant.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Ye shut up, more honest, Like I'm already sitting and
not talking whatever, laptop away. I don't have a laptop out.
It's on though, I know, but I'm not doing anything.
It's just sit You're a flight attendant. I'm a passenger.

(58:07):
You guys on experience.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Can I get you something else to drink? Are you
ill fly Alaska? So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Most of my flights are just delayed.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret I do.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
One is kind of old.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
Kind of it's kind of old. So I'm I'm almost forty,
and I've kind of been discovering piece of it for since.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
I was about five years old.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
What is it? Okay?

Speaker 6 (58:40):
So I grew up in partially in the Soviet Union,
and their divorce was kind of a dirty secret, and
so not all families told their kids, like if a
dad had a family before and was divorced, like they
didn't usually tell their kids. I was a pretty early reader,
and at five years old, my parents weren't home. I

(59:00):
went through my dad's desk and like started reading all
his documents. I found yeah, and I found out that
he had been divorced. I found out the name of
his ex wife. I wasn't sure if he had kids,
though I thought he might, and like he never told me, right,
and so kind of over the years I started discovering
like more pieces of this, and about maybe ten years

(59:23):
ago I kind of confronted my mom, and my mama
will working me and she was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
he's divorced. His ex wife lives in the other country,
and he has a son, but it's probably not his.
He wasn't sure but yeah, I'm like, oh, so I
have a stepbrother, and my mom was like maybe, but
probably not. So then passed forward a couple more years.

(59:44):
So two years ago, I lost my grandpa and kind
of so I heard a little bit more from him
right before he died. So yeah, so I have a
stepbrother who I never met, who lives kind of far away,
but he is about five years older than me. But yeah,
now I talked about this with my dad. He never
share this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, so he's not a step he's your half brother,
half brother, Yeah, have brother.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
I found his profile on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
He looks like my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
He does something very similar in his life to what
my dad and I do.

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
He's like a PhD just like my dad.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
I'm not, but you know, super smart guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Congrats, I hear about this happening a lot. Yeah, congrats
you have a new sibling. Yeah, as long as you Yeah,
that's congrats.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
I think my dad and his ex wife had a
really bad relationship and that kind of affected him over
his life and that's why he never shared it. So
I haven't talked to him about it yet. Like I
don't feel comfortable, but yeah, like I've been discovering this
dirty little secret for the past uh thirty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Wow, that's nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
That is a wild conversation. Yeah, hey, what's up? So
I heard your my brother? Yeah, I never planned to
reach out to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I might Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
I think he's even more geeky than I am. So
he's like all into his work. So that might be
why he never reached out to me. I don't know
if you ever found me, So I'll probably reach out
to him, like I'll find a good moment and I'll
write to him a Facebook at some point.

Speaker 18 (01:01:07):
Well, I tell you it is awkward though, because I
found two half sisters and the first hello is hey,
so we're actually blood related and I'm your brother, and
they're like always wanted an older brother.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I've always had one a little bit here and there.
It's awkward, man, Yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I like to do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
It's random people on the internet. We thank you for
the honest you're dirty a little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Good luck guy, what's

Speaker 16 (01:01:38):
Your dirty little secret.

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