The Full Jubal Show from March 20th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
A man.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stopped at the airport by TSA due to a live
turtle in his pants?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Because it's time for real news or fake news? The
segment where I give you a news headline and you
tell me whether it's a real one or a fake one,
And that is a real news story over viral this week?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is TSA officers at a New Jersey airport discovered a
little turtle concealed in a traveler's pants during a security check.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
What won't people put down their pants? Is really the question?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What did the guy do when he stopped when they
realized he had a turtle in his pa? How'd that
get the guys? Turtles in this airport or something that's
stuck into my pants? I don't know, it's because you
put you planted that turtle in my papert.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's real news or fake news?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
The sement where I give you a news headline and
you have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story that
people actually believe this week and it's a lot harder
than it sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
This headline.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cat gets elected as mayor of small town in Alaska?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Is that real or fake?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Man, I'm gonna say real.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
I'm as a real real.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
Everybody knows cats can't get elected because they're cat's not humans.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
This is a fake story. This is a real news story.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Ye wait what yep?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
The town in Alaska elected a cat named Stubbs as its.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Honorary mayor, and he held a position for twenty years.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Whoa, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Greeting tourists and drinking catnip blaze water from a wine glass.
Most politicians, Oh yeah, he's on something for sure. Real
news story or fake news story. Tunnel girl granted permit
to continue digging massive bunker under home.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Real or fake.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm gonna say fake.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Nanas say is fake?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Okay, I'm gonna say fay.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
We'll go fake because a man I would say real,
But because it's a girl, I'm gonna say fake.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Grant you access like it's on your own property. They
can't tell you what you can and can't do on
your own property, rightly?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Can you only think you owned property but it's mine?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, that's what a lot of people say when the
city comes out and goes, hey, we're gonna put a
huge dump site in your backyard.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
This is my property.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Not really I know technically about property, but that's not really.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
How it works. We own all of it, sucka, that's
really how it is.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So messed up.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's that You want to put some like a little
planter outside? You got a permit?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Do you need permits for that something? Who knows you?
May depends where you live.

Speaker 8 (02:50):
If you're a part of an h o A, then
from the city you need approve from. I'm gonna say
this story is fake because no respecting city would allow
someone to do something like that on their own property.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wait for it, Okay, Tunnel girl granted permit to continue
digging massive bunker over under her home.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
This is a real news story.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And obviously we you you guys have forgotten we reported
on this when it was originally came out, because yeah,
she was she was a viral on the internet on
TikTok for building this huge tunnel under her home and
then they told her she had to stop because it
was illegal, and so there was a huge court thing.
I don't remember what we talked about it in but
we did talk about this, so I guess this is
an update on that story.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
The Virginia woman dubbed a tunnel girl, received approval to
resume digging her massive bunker beneath her home, a project
that she had previously had previously been halted due to
potential violations.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
So is this bunker big enough for the neighborhood because
you know, girls, and it goes down, like you want
to like look out for your people right now. You
know you gotta look up for you, your pets, your homies.
Oh I'm sorry, selfish.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Your pets, your homies.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
You need.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. I
give you a news headline. You have to see whether
you can tell if it's a real new story or
a fake One lottery winner loses lottery ticket and finds
it in a fortune cookie.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
At a Chinese restaurant. Okay, fake, Nina saying fake.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
That has to be fake.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Yeah, I think fake. Also I think it's real. I
want to go real.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Okay, go real.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Everybody knows destiny is a thing and that lottery ticket
will always find.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Its way back to you if it was meant to be.
This is a real story. That is a fake news story.
People did believe it, he said.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
A man reportedly lost his million dollar winning ticket, only
to have the way to return it inside a fortune cookie. Honestly,
this heartwarming tale went viral this week, with people sharing
it like crazy, saying the same thing that producer Brad
just said. And that's meant to be. It's meant to be.
But it was a fake news story.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's also great marketing because now everybody's going to go
to that restaurant and get portug and hope's a goodness,
something great is in there.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
You're so desperate for good news.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, there was that story a few weeks ago where
the anglerfish had flown into the top of the water.
The anglerfish is a very rare fish that lives way way, way,
way way deep and so yeah, and they had video
of it surfacing on the water, being up close to
the surface, which is not good for anglerfish. That means
if something's wrong with the fish. But TikTok took it

(05:15):
and they were like romanticizing it, like, look, even from
the depths of the ocean, the anglerfish, I just knew
he could get to the light. And all scientists are like, no,
that anglerfish is about to die, and that's why he's
up there. That anglerfish doesn't want to see the light.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
He's like going out.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, he's definitely gone to the light. But how you're
talking about he wasn't sitting down there doing the three
six ninth thing right, and every day that he just
wants to get up to the light. He's full of
some sort of gas that made him go up to
the top and he's very upset about it.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Little guy.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, all the scientists were making fun of the influencers
who were sharing that. Look how amazing it is he
made it. No, it's real news or fake news.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Give you a news headline.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Psychic
octopus predicts world outcomes? Is that a real news headline
or a fake news headline? From the week?

Speaker 9 (06:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Shoot?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Octopi are making it in the news a lot recently.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Mostly for like hitting people things like not for predicting
that they're not psychic.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Well, maybe that's why they're hitting people because they know
things are going to happen. Real octopus are octopi?

Speaker 10 (06:30):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Is that the plural?

Speaker 7 (06:31):
You are very very smart octopuses going real? I'm it, Yeah,
I'm going real. I like your explanation.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, psychic Octopus predicts World Cup outcomes, real or fake?

Speaker 8 (06:43):
I say this is fake. Octopuses can't speak oct Probably
both are accurate. I actually looked it up.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Okay, well this is a real news story.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You love.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Octopus is named Paul.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Paul accurately predicted multiple twenty ten FIFA World Cup matches. Wow,
baffling fans worldwide. So people are asking Paul, what's gonna
happen in the upcoming World Cup?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, and every there Paul just punches them out or
follow up on that star.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm surprised he's doing that when they're very cranky.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I want to meet Paul. It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Frank Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hello, Hi, this is todd Sparks calling from Expinity Cable.
I was looking for our customer, Jillian, who's having a
problem with her Internet. Yes, Hi, Hey todd Sparks here,
and yes, I'll get ahead of you on that one.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yes the todd Sparks. Yeah, yeah, I do this as
a day job.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Yeah so I.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, sure you recognize me from my many books?

Speaker 9 (07:53):
No so, yeah, the ticket that I put in you're calling.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
About that, right, like, yes, even having a problem with
your internet, and you've called a few times, and uh,
todd Sparks is calling you back. And I do do
this as a day job, but you know, I do
motivational speaking and everything else as my main source of income.
So anyway, give you two seconds. I want to help
you with your issue. I just got to start the
recording here.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, great, here.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
We go in three two and one, and welcome back
to the Todd Sparks Podcast, Putting the Spark Back in
Your Life.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I'm Todd Sparks. Yep, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
Are you recording me on this? Are you recording on
a podcast?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, yes, you know.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
I just there's something going on with my router.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I do this customer service job as sort of a
way to fund my books, you know, and so I
figured why not multitask, and so I'm doing my podcast.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
I don't know what books you're talking about. What we're
talking about, Sparks.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life and
the follow up to that spark up another one.

Speaker 9 (09:05):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Maybe you've seen my book The Key to Manifesting a
parking spot anywhere.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Todd sparks, sparking in the rear.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
I okay, so you're the guy that fixes my internet though, like, yes, yes, right.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
This is my day. Jab Ye, this is my day.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Todd sparks a little. I've got the hustle mentality, and Jillian,
I want to help you have the hustle mentality too,
and that's why you're on my podcast today.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
I am I'm not a guess. I'm not a guest
in your podcast. Okay, I just need to get my
router done. I have been calling it all week and
I finally get a call back, and I don't know
what you're talking about. Do you have like anybody else
there I can talk to?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, So Jillian, hey, one thing that you're kind I'm
gonna go ahead, go with step away from the podcast
for just a second. I want to focus on the
issues that you're dealing with so I can help you
put the spark back, put the spark back in your life.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
I need you to just tell me why I don't
have internet service so that I can get my cape,
you can get my TV working. Okay, what you know,
I've sometimes worked to do this call you know, and
I just I don't know what you're you're doing some
sort of like motivation. I don't know what you're doing
with yours.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't care motivational speaker, Yes, customer, sorry for the
cable company.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Is my day job.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because I don't mind working, you know very Sometimes you
got to work hard to get the fire started in
your life. And that's what I want to teach you today, Jillian.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
But yeah, but right now, so what you did hear
me say though? I need my internet sick? I don't
know if I didn't say it. I don't know before.
I'm sorry, but my internet is down and I paid
for this every month?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Can you say internet?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Jillian? What do you what do you really mean?

Speaker 9 (11:06):
I mean the Wi Fi? I don't know how to
say this another way from you.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
And what I want to do is reconnect the Wi
Fi in your home and the WiFi in you.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Get me on the phone right now, your manager, because
I will make my life's mission to get you fired
from this job. Have to deal with you again.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
And that's the word I wanted to hear. Fire. And
that's what we're going to do.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
We're going to get that spark lit into a full
ember that's burning deep inside, and then we're going to
turn your life into a fireball of success.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
You're going to be a fireball when you're let go
of your job. When you are fired, no one's going
to be hiring you. If this is what you do
at your job. You do know that, right give me
your manager right now.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Dubil
from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Set you up.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
My boyfriend, Yes.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
He said that you've been having good problems with the
cable company.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
Oh my god. I was like, no, there is no
way this dude. Well, you're trying to talk to me
on the internet.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Do you feel like you got the spark?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
No?

Speaker 9 (12:24):
At this point, I hope I bring the word spark.

Speaker 11 (12:26):
Guys, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
We say, mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.
Also real quick, remember I'll be performing this Saturday in
Everett at the Historic every Theater. You can get tickets
if you go to the jubilshow dot com and just.

Speaker 12 (12:44):
Click on stand up comedy. If you're trying to go viral,
oh well, or excited about that too? Oh yeah, no,
I was like sure, I guess I'm trying to go viral. Yeah,
it's time for news. What's turning out?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Okay? If you're trying to go viral, there's one way
to do it than TikTok, and that is by getting arrested.
Only if you're hot, right, yeah, yeah, only if you're hot.
Because there's a new hot mug shot that's going viral
and it's of a sorority girl who got arrested twice.
So there's this girl who got arrested for speeding. She's
twenty years old. She gets arrested for speeding, she gets

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arrested for speeding the second time, then they take her away.
She got a ticket and then she got arrested. But anyway,
the mugshot's going viral so much so that the people
that were prosecuting her were getting nervous about all of
the comments that she was getting online, so they decided
to drop all of the charges to protect her.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wow, she's not.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Protecting herself because she took that mugshot and put it
up on her TikTok and started posting all of the
crazy comments that she was starting to get it out
of pr shit she was getting. Must've been a sale
at Lululemon. She was trying to get the last plat
of the season, trying to get a brunch for bottomless
mimosas we.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Dropped the charges because of that. Yeah, that makes no sense.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
She was getting some of that. I'm sure there were
some more that were highly inappropriate. These are the ones
that were posted in the story. She is a cute girl,
and we'll post it if you'd like to see what
she looks like. I got that for you. She literally
got off of the charges by being hot. Yes, she's
smiling in the mid she's smiling, But.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
I will say speeding. That's better than like a duy
or something like. It wasn't like a it is, but
she was like going eighty and a forty. Oh, so
it was like highly reckless driving.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
So instead of being in jail, she now has community service,
of course, and to find that she had to pay
privilege be privileging. Yeah, that pretty privilege is real in
this case.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
Also, I just looked at this thing and she's got
pictures in like it Beza in Europe, and like this
is just the most privileged thing I've ever seen her.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Really.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Everybody's talking about her and they're comparing her to remember
that other hot felon from like years ago.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
The actual felon though, like that was in prison.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah yeah, but then he ended up being a model
and started dating some heiress and all this kind of stuff.
So they're like, oh, now she's on track to be
just like oh geezh. Anyway, have you been thinking about
getting a tattoo? Yes? A little scared though because it
might hurt. Yes, Well there's hurt, but it's fun. Well
there's something you can do for that. There's a new trend,
and that is that people are going under anesthesia to

(15:11):
receive their tattoos, especially if you're trying to get a
sleeve or something done on your back.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I will say, like, my front is covered in tattoos.
You know I would have gladly done that for like
my stomach area. That's hurt.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Why did you get it if it hurts so bad?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Because I started, I didn't know it was going to
hurt that much. I didn't want to just leave a
bunch of lines on there and not do anything with them.
I'm like, now I have to go through with it.
But I would definitely go under anesthesia.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
You're covered, though, did you start to like go numb, Like,
did it start stop hurting after a certain point?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, that part never stopped hurting.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Normally, I can standerd tattooed for like a long time,
you know, like in my arms and stuff. For the
other things that I've had them, like, they could keep
going it didn't matter. But that part right there, I
was like, all sit for four hours, no problem, you know,
because guys had to talk about four hours hours five minutes.
I'm like, hey man, we got to split this up
into multiple times.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I'm the opposite.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
I have the most unreasonable expectations when it comes to tattoos.
Like I think that if you're going to get a tattoo,
it needs to hurt. I think you're like, I'm like,
I don't know if that's old school or what, but
I feel like it is. But also, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,
I just I think if you're doing anesthetic for this stuff,
then you didn't want the tattoo. And this is probably
the same kind of people who get a tattoo and
they get it removed, and get a tattoo and get
it removed, and get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
And get it removed.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh that's painful too. Yeah, some people are addicted to
that pain to these people. No, not these people. But
a doctor is warning that it has severe consequences, but
not every single time, but it can result in as
much as death. One person has died while being put
under anesthesia for a back tattoo. But there's other less
of your medical issues, like infections and allergic reaction.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's why they have anesthesiologists. You know, that's a hard job.
That's a hard job because you have to dose people.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
If I walked in there and some guys like, hey, snake, right, yeah,
I get your seizure right here.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
I use a beer bottle.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I got a home's coming out of the beer bottle.
I'm not gonna trust that, dude.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Fine.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
The last thing on this is if you wanted to
get it, it'll cost you thirty thousand dollars dollars when
the tattoo would only be ten k. I heard there's
a thing called numbing cream recommend it doesn't really.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Work at all.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I tried it for my stummy tattoo. Dang, you know,
because it hurts so bad. And the next time I
went in there, I came in with the numbing cream,
put it on, and I was like, hey man, we
gotta do thirty minutes today.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
I think cream is great. If you're getting wax, that's fine.
Oh different. Yeah, this is a little deeper than a way.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yes, true, that's what's trending this time.

Speaker 13 (17:43):
To Catch a Cheater Only on.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
The Tubile Show, Allie is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her husband
of three years, Dylan, might be messing around. So let's
see if we can help her out. Ali, Sorry, you're
going through it, But what's going on? Why do you
think Dylan is cheating on you?

Speaker 14 (17:58):
Well, I just want to, I guess preface this by saying,
I've never ever had this concern with my husband ever.
I mean, we have what I consider a good trust
based relationship. He's not the kind of guy that's like
heart in other girls, you know, bikini pictures on Instagram.
He's never like glaucking at women. I feel like he

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is a good husband to me. Okay, however, just his personality.
He's like a little bit of a people please going
to I just kind of worry after this thing that
went down that like could he have Like I don't know,
his boss is a female, so let's put that out there.
I'm like worried maybe he got like talked into maybe
like making mistakes or like put in a situation.

Speaker 15 (18:43):
Where I'm kind of okay.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
Especially it's like if it's work related. I know he
takes his job very seriously and he's like always trying
to like prove himself and get ahead and you know,
get to that next level. So I don't know, I
guess let me feel you in. I'm like what happened,
and then you guys could like weigh in way well,
he basically came home from work about a week ago,

(19:08):
so late, like not even late, like almost freaking the
next morning, Like he came home from work at three
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh.

Speaker 15 (19:15):
He had told me it was a tough.

Speaker 14 (19:17):
Week and that you know, there was a chance he
might have to work late at some point. But even
that night he wasn't like texting me like, hey, I'm
working late, but he said he worked late. The thing
that's weird is when he came home, he had different
clothes on than when he left, and like, I was
like half asleep when he came home, but also hadn't
been sleeping well because I'm like, like, where is he?

(19:39):
And when I texted him, he didn't answer. But when
he did come home, I was like, why are you
wearing wet pants? And he basically told me that since
it was after hours and like most of the office
had left that he was just like, I just want
to wear something more comfortable.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Okay, So did he keep that at the office.

Speaker 14 (19:57):
So sometimes he does work out after work, so like
kind and it didn't question like that he would have
like workout athletics type clothes because he does often keep
his running shoes or like an extra set of clothes
at the office in kase he wants to go to
the gym, he has.

Speaker 15 (20:10):
Like a chip you know. You know.

Speaker 14 (20:12):
It's like I kind of knew, okay, he had said
he was working late, and I didn't even really like it.

Speaker 15 (20:17):
Like I kind of knew what time it.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Was, but I was also like, you're annoying, well alost
like annoyed and worried. I would imagine you were worried
at that time, like you didn't you didn't respond or anything.

Speaker 14 (20:27):
Well, I'm I'm a person who takes the ambien. So
I had taken an ambient before bed and like that
will knock me out. When he did wake me up,
I was like half out of it, and also like
what time is it? And then I'm like why are
you wearing sweatpants? And then I was like, oh, you're annoying.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Go to bed.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
But then like the next day, like all kind of
came back, like why were you you know, three eight,
like why are you coming on the traid like it
all like kind of you know, made sense in the morning.
But then here's where I was like, what you know?
And that was a couple of days later. I'm doing
his laundry. So this was like a few days ago.

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I'm doing his laundry and I'm going to throw his
clothes in the washing machine and this hotel Teith like
falls out.

Speaker 15 (21:15):
Of his laundry.

Speaker 14 (21:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (21:19):
And he.

Speaker 14 (21:21):
Never mentioned like going to any sort of hotel or
anything like that.

Speaker 15 (21:26):
All I know is he worked late and he rolled.

Speaker 14 (21:28):
In at two three in the morning in flat pands.

Speaker 15 (21:32):
So I did mention it, sure, okay, yeah, And I
asked him about it.

Speaker 14 (21:37):
And he basically kind of started stammering and saying that
a coworker dropped it at work and then he had
just picked it up and put it in his pocket
to like give it back and then must have forgotten.
And then I feel like he kind of tried to
change the subjects. You know when someone looks up to
what is at the left or the right when they're
talking to all the body goes yeah, all the body

(22:01):
of it. So I was like, Okay, this is not
this is not why you have a hotel teat in
your pocket or in your laundry. I mean, he's a
good guy, but what if he's like playing me and
he's like, I am being cleaned.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Okay, we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our floral apartment and we'll see if
he sends us seaward to somebody else. Okay, Yeah, we'll
play a song, come back and get your to Catch
Cheater next, It's.

Speaker 16 (22:29):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Right in the middle of To Catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Ali is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband of three years named Dylan
might be cheating. So we're about to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card member, and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Ali
or to somebody else, and we'll see if we can
catch him if he is cheating. But before we do that,

(22:55):
before we call him, Ali, why don't you catch us
up on your situation again?

Speaker 14 (22:59):
Well, I I was happily married. I hope I am.
I'm like beside myself. My husband basically came home from
work at three o'clock in the morning, said he was
working late, but showed up in sweatpants. And then I
found a freaking hotel room key when I went to
do his laundry several days later, and when I confronted

(23:21):
him about it, I just wasn't buying a story that
like a coworker dropped it and he picked it up
to like, like, why does your coworker have a hotel
like the whole thing just like doesn't make any sense.
And being that I know he's a pushover, I know
his boss is a female.

Speaker 15 (23:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (23:38):
I'm like, something happened between five pm and three am
that night, and I like need to know because.

Speaker 15 (23:44):
I think my husband's amazing.

Speaker 14 (23:46):
But I don't want to end up being that woman
that is like I should have listened to my gut
and get burned down the road.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
So here I am on my receaor idio stations like
putting it.

Speaker 15 (23:55):
All out there.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 15 (23:58):
No, I'm really not you, guys, I'm actually freaking out.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
I know.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, here we go. Hell, Hi, this is horrible calling
for so I was looking for our rewards card member
named Dylan.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
This is Dylan Dylan.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner, all right? When I went the flowers flowers?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Oh what do you mean? Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Well, every single month, maybe you don't know this, we
choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
directly from our brand new floral department to anybody that
you want within the fifty the United States. You've won
thirty six longstim red rods at a box candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Wow, that's a nice surprise.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
So all I would need from you then would be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything that you like
to put on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Be good to go.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Okay, I'd like to send to Melanie Melanie.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Okay, anything you want to put on a card to Melanie.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
I appreciate your covering for me.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
I owe you one. Now let's never speak about this again.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Okay, great, got that down.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
And now I'll let you know that your wife is
on the phone and probably ask some questions. Yeah, yeah,
what do you mean, because this is actually a radio show.
It's the Jewbil Show.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jebel, and we
do a segment call to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think somebody's messing around you see you, they send
flowers to and your wife emailed us and is on
the phone and probably has some questions for you.

Speaker 14 (25:41):
Okay, let me just say first of all, Hi, I'm
your wife, Ali.

Speaker 15 (25:47):
Do you remember me?

Speaker 14 (25:47):
And I'm here along with everybody else, and yes, I
do have a lot of questions, like, what's.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
The uh, what's a problem?

Speaker 9 (25:58):
Love?

Speaker 15 (25:59):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 14 (26:00):
I just heard you sending flowers to someone named Melanie
who is not your boss. So this is even more
freaking weird. Who is Melanie? And you're going to start
explaining because my next call is to a freaking divorce lawyer.

Speaker 15 (26:14):
At this point, I'm like, you're me, what is going
on for me?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Ali?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Ali?

Speaker 9 (26:23):
I promise you I'm not cheating.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
I know this sounds cliche and and everything or whatever,
but I promise you I'm not cheating.

Speaker 15 (26:33):
I promise I'm not cheating.

Speaker 14 (26:35):
But I came home from work at three in the
morning and now I'm sending flowers to some random random
person that I've never even heard of before. It's such
a cliche right now, I'm so stout, I'm so grossed out.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, who's Melanie?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Uh, well, Melanie's my boss at at work.

Speaker 14 (26:56):
Well, Blany is not your boss. Now you're lying to them, Melanie,
He is not your boss. Your brought His name is Rachel.

Speaker 15 (27:02):
Who is Melanie?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Melody is funny.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Because you need to listen to what happened.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
You need to hear the story. Ali, Melanie is my
my coworker's wife. Melanie is one of my coworker's wife.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
That doesn't make it better?

Speaker 15 (27:24):
And why are you sending her flowers? Just tell us
what is going on?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
All right?

Speaker 6 (27:29):
A couple of people and they went out for work
and knocked off early. We went to the bar and
the third food. I just wanted to go home, you know,
but but the boss was there, and so I needed
to go. I needed to meet with the boss. I
needed to you know that. She convinced me to show up.
And it's a big deal, you know what I mean?

Speaker 14 (27:47):
Okay, okay, fine, fine, I get it. You work late,
I get it. You decided to put in FaceTime with
your coworkers. I get it.

Speaker 15 (27:54):
Tell me what is going on?

Speaker 9 (27:55):
Alli?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Allie?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Fine?

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Look?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
What?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
What?

Speaker 9 (28:00):
What?

Speaker 15 (28:01):
What?

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I myself, Well, if.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
You're freaking out or like little to.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Relief, I literally had some kind of food poisoning on
the way there to the bar to meet the boss
and the coworkers, and I myself why called Melanie?

Speaker 15 (28:22):
Who's the Melanie.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Had to ask for a change of clothes of Bob
because she lived next to the hotel. And I look
I myself, it's embarrassing. I think, thank you note of
for Roses to save me. You know, with the sweatpants.
I needed to bar some clothes. That's why I stayed

(28:46):
at the hotel. The change and clean up. It was
a big, big mess and I needed to clean up
and the you know, the bar we were going to
meet that is right there. I didn't want to drive
all the way an our home and I wanted to think,
Melanie with.

Speaker 15 (28:59):
The flowers, that's there's nothing else.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
It was a show.

Speaker 15 (29:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (29:06):
Okay, not to put you on the last, but I
know you have a sense of stomach as it is embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
But why would you embarras always embarrassed? I mean I
was embarrassed myself.

Speaker 15 (29:17):
I don't feel like, okay, listen.

Speaker 14 (29:20):
What I'm going to say is I feel like, listen,
let's see a lesson to you. You are such a pushover.
You should went out with your coworkers. You should have
just came home yourself. I think that was the universe
telling you to like just stop being such a people. Pleaser,
and next time it's like, tell me the truth.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yeah, I also tell your wife it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 15 (29:43):
I have a husband.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Do you believe in Ali that he had an accident
and then had to clean up? But to clean up?

Speaker 14 (29:53):
Well, I did not see his normal work hands in
the laundry, so I kind of questioned, why did he
only asked flat hands.

Speaker 15 (29:59):
Like where are his? So maybe he does have.

Speaker 9 (30:03):
So there's that.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Well, hey, at least you know he's not cheating.

Speaker 15 (30:09):
All right, I'm gonna go now because this is so weird.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, radio, do you need to double check? Call Melanie.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I'm stupid, you're smart.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I was wrong, you were right. You're the best. I'm
the worst.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You
Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria
Amiras in a game of trivia for all of the
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(30:57):
want to play eight eight eight three four three one
six eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com if you think you
can beat Victoria.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Yeah, I did think for a second. I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You have stuff to say?

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Yeah, okay, I'm about to turn this game into a
magic show and watch your.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Kansas that morning.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Does it appear?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
So I'm gonna call Harry Potter because not even Hogwarts
is gonna want to fix.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Your spell you're under Okay, Hogwarts trash talk, I love it.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh yeah, that is here for that way.

Speaker 17 (31:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
It was short and sleep too. I'm trying to make
them shorter.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, I like the better when they're longer.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
I trip over my words a little more and I
have a little some misspellings.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
But all right, if you want to play, calls right
now eight at eight three four three one six one
U versus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Jubil Show.

Speaker 13 (31:49):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
To like you.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Gaming
Expo at the Washington State Fair Devince Center March twenty
eighth to the thirtieth. And let's be today's contestant for
you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Eric?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
What's up? Eric?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hey, good morning, Juble, How are you? I'm doing great?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Sweet?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
You can beat Victoria Morgan.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
I'm sure I can beat Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Victoria's secret. Victoria's secret is that she's not good at trivia.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Know what my super secret that I actually am? Oh
or not?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
That's awsome.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
We'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving, Eric thirty seconds tens. There as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to. Victoria has to beat you
outright to whin Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I am.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Okay, here we go, Eric, your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel Midlo. What's
the name of the princess in the Legend of Zelda
video game series? What's the fastest bird in the.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
World, the parody falcon?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Where's what's the name of the ship that Charles Darwin
sailed on during his famous voyage. What type of rock
is formed from cold lavagna? What's the term for the
fear of heights?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Nice job, Eric?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
All right, we're gonna bring Victoria back in the studio,
and while she's getting settled, Eric, what is the most
ridiculous thing that you're scared of?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Following from heights?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's scary, ridiculous. That doesn't sound like a ridiculous fear
to me.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
But like like if you're just on like a balcony actually.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Somehow high, maybe a six foot ladder.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh okay, not even changing light bulbs on your ceiling.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I still do you persevered, I'm scared. I get it.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
You just scream a little bit.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
At all?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Right, Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Eric outright to win. And Eric you can
tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Ready, go?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? Oh, Michaelandlow?
What's the name of the princess? And the legend of
Zelda video game series? U?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Zelda?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
What's the fastest bird in the world?

Speaker 12 (34:39):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Peacock? No, well wait, the bird bird? Bird? Oh my gosh,
can't get any words. I don't know. Pigeon. No, no,
I'll go to peak again. What's the name of the
ship that Charles Darwin sailed on during his famous voyage?
Moby dick. That's not true. I don't know why that
came to my mind. What's that from?

Speaker 17 (34:56):
Ron?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
It's formed from coold lava. You're gonna say, what kind
of rock do you need to go live under? Magma?

Speaker 7 (35:09):
It's it's that's all I got.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
The great ship Mobie Day.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
That pictures popped into my head when you ask.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
About what movie the picture in your head?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Picture? Uh huh. Victoria got to correct Eric got three. Correct,
you did it.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Congratulations, you beat Victoria like you said you were going to.
Not You also got tickets to the Washington State Gaming Expo.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
So congratulations, Thank you very much, appreciate Love you guys.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
You too. Man. All right, let's get the answers now
with Nina.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
The painter of the Sistine Chapel is Michaelangel. Yea Turtles Princess.
Zelda is the name of the princess and the legend
of Zelda video game series. The Pearregreen falcon is the
fastest bird in the world. When Eric got that, it
shook me so much.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I want a falcon so bad.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
It'll be dope. I got to see what the falcon?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, I think you I think you can have a
falcon here.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, I looked into it one time. I figured so, yes,
we got to get permits and stuff, but would be
so dope.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
That'd be falcon.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Well can you imagine having it come on your little hand?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you wear that little glove,
walk around with the cape on. Nobody would ever.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Mentioned the visual.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
The name of the ship that Charles Darwin sailed on
during his famous voyage was h m s Beagle and
igneous rock is the type of rock that's formed from
cooled lava. Oh, I'm sorry. And also the term for
the fear of heights is acrophobia. Didn't ask me that
one because you didn't get there, but Eric has acrophobia.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Oh Eric, congratulations man, Thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, man, We play you verse Victoria at the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want a Pleasurectoria,
all you have to do is dm us at the
Jubil Show or you can go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
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Speaker 2 (37:11):
Bethany is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jeremy.
So in a second we'll call him and see if
he'll tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe get her
another date. But first, Bethany, how long has it been
since you heard from Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Uh, it's been a few weeks. I haven't heard anything
from him, and it's weird because I thought the dal.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Went really well, what y'all do?

Speaker 17 (37:33):
We went and got dinner sort of like a happy
hour type thing. We got like a couple of different
plates and stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
We shared both of.

Speaker 17 (37:42):
Them, and I really liked him, Like we have a
lot in common. Both just recently moved here. We're both
originally from the small towns, and we're both really like.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Career motivated and excited about our.

Speaker 17 (37:57):
Jobs and things like that.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
So I don't know.

Speaker 17 (37:59):
I thought it was a really good match.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Did you feel like he liked you?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I thought he did.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I know, it's a weird question because when you get
so caught up in liking somebody, you're not really paying
attention to if like, wait a minute, yeah that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yeah, I thought he liked me, But I haven't heard
from him, so I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Okay, well I made that a very terrible narrative. I'm
not saying that he doesn't like him. Maybe something happened.
Did you guys kiss it all? Did you hug? How
did the day end?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
We didn't kiss at all. It's like hugged in second night,
But the vibe was really positive, like we had a
really good time. We were talking a lot, to the
point where I thought we were going to have a
second date. So yeah, I don't.

Speaker 15 (38:42):
I don't really know what happened.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Is there anything you can think of that might be
a reason that he's ghosting you?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I don't know. The only thing I can think of
is that, like, I feel like I definitely ate.

Speaker 17 (38:52):
More food than him. We shared some points, and I
feel like, now I'm kind of worried that I just
like ate a lot more of the food.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Is that actually a thing?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Like, do you guys actually like not like that? I
don't know what happened.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
It's definitely a thing where girls fell self conscious about it,
and I know they men feel self conscious about.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, I hear them feel self conscious, but I didn't
know if to Like, I don't know if I know
any guys that would want to go somebody after they
went on a date with him and they ate a
bunch Like I find I actually think it's cool because
it's like, oh, you're relaxed enough to just eat a bunch. Yeah,
you know, I would get annoyed, like if it's go
to a really nice steakhouse or something and then somebody's
self conscious about eating lots, so then they order a

(39:33):
salad because it sounds like fifty bucks anyway, so it's like,
just go ahead and spend the money on a steak
and enjoy yourself.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah. So hopefully that's not it, because that would be ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeah. So, like you just like walked me to my
car and we said good night and we hugged this
sort of I don't know. There was an implication that
he was going to call a text or something, and
I didn't hear anything.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Did you reach out to him?

Speaker 15 (39:58):
I did reach out to him.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I texted him once and I didn't get a response.
I didn't want to text him too much because I
didn't want to.

Speaker 17 (40:06):
Like, yeah, I know, want him or anything.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
And I really I just thought you was gonna text me.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
Or call me, so all.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Right, and you literally have no idea why he's ghosting.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, I mean it's just like, I guess the only
thing I can think it was the food thing.

Speaker 17 (40:22):
I don't know, maybe I was eating too loud or
I was like being too messy.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Or all right, Okay, well we'll see if we can
figure out for you'll play a song, come back and
then call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting you, and maybe get you another date if
you still.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Want one Okay, I'm good, all right, we'll play song
come Back.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Get your first Day follow Up, Next.

Speaker 11 (40:40):
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Speaker 2 (40:47):
Right in the middle of your first Date Followup if
you're just joining us, Bethany is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jeremy. So in
a second we're gonna call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another
date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Bethany,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah. So, basically, I went on to date with this
guy a week.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Or so ago.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
We had a great time, got drinks, dinner. I thought
it went really well. We have a lot in common.
I was really into him.

Speaker 17 (41:17):
He walked into my car, we said good night, and
I just like didn't hear from him at all. And
I texted him and he just didn't respond. So now
I'm just not sure what's going on, and I would
really like to know.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Okay, make sure it's not because you ate a lot.

Speaker 17 (41:33):
Yeah, yeah, And I would like to know it's not
because I ate a lot.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
All right, we're about to call him right now.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (41:40):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Okay, here we go. Hey is this Jeremy? Yeah, Jeremy
was that man? How are you?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
My name is Jewbel and host a radio show. It's
called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Hi, Jeremy, I'm Nina. Also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
How you Hi?

Speaker 15 (42:05):
I'm going fine?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Sweet? Do you listen to the show?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I mean I'm familiar and okay, I don't know if
you're familiar or not with a segment we do. It's
called the first date follow up. That's where if you
go on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
that person can ask us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from somebody. Oh, okay, can you
think of anybody that you're ghosting currently?

Speaker 15 (42:30):
H payed not?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Have you gone on any dates recently?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
This is from Bethany?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I take it.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Bethany emailed us and then we talked to her about
your day a little bit, and she said, it's been
like a few weeks and you haven't talked to her,
So she's wondering if you would mind telling us, why
you're ghosting her?

Speaker 15 (42:50):
Well, I mean I had a great time with her.

Speaker 16 (42:52):
We I really liked it because we went out, we
had food, and she's nice to talk to. But I
got really excited, and so I was starting to show
my bros, you know, like pictures of the night, and
I was telling her about her, and you know, one
of them, my guy Rob. Actually he said, wait a minute, no,

(43:14):
I know who this is. I know Bethany. Actually I
went out with her for a while. A few weeks ago.
I actually went out with her and we ended up
we slept together, and every day afterward she kept just
trying to get a hold of me. It was like

(43:35):
this constant hey, what's up.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
And I couldn't.

Speaker 16 (43:39):
I couldn't like get her. I couldn't drop a hint
that she would understand. So I eventually text her on
like I don't know, like a third or fourth day,
just to say that, hey, we're not a good match.
And then then she stopped bugging me.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
So I was like, oh, I.

Speaker 16 (43:52):
Do not want to get into that, you know I do.
I don't want to wade into any of that.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Well, sure what waiting into that means, but because to me,
he finally nipped it in the butt by telling her
what was what. So really it was his fault that
it got weird if you think about it, So you
actually would have had the power to communicate with her
what you wanted from her, and especially if you were excited.

(44:17):
Doesn't mean that you guys haveld have the same situation.
I don't know. I feel a little triggered by that excuse.

Speaker 16 (44:21):
I'm sorry, I guess I just I didn't I don't
want to even get involved with any of that. Like,
I'm not gonna I don't want it to get to
the point where I've got to send out a text
of like, hey, I don't do this anymore.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
That's just I know, Well, why are you dating? Like
are you dating to be casual or are you dating
to meet someone? So why are you anticipating telling somebody
I don't want to hear from you.

Speaker 16 (44:45):
I mean, like, I just I want to meet people
and hang out and I want to keep it kind
of casual, which is nice, But I just I'm not
going to be with someone who's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Who wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
I'm sorry, Jeremy. Thanks for being honest with us.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
We'll also let you know that Bethany is actually on
the phone and wants to talk to you, and she's
been listening.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Hi. Uh Okay, I gotta say, I'm.

Speaker 17 (45:19):
Like a little bit shocked I by what I'm hearing
right now, Like I do, I know, I know exactly
what you're talking about. I remember Rob obviously, Okay, so
he's he was really nice at first.

Speaker 15 (45:32):
We had a really good date. We talked about going.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
On a second date, and that's like kind of the
reason I slipped with him, and he slept together, and
then he just completely goes to me again, just keep
having me with me, And yeah, I texted him a
few times we had just slept together, but I wasn't
I didn't text him like crazy. I literally texted him

(45:56):
a couple of times, and then he message back saying,
you didn't want to see me anymore?

Speaker 15 (46:04):
I yeah, I mean I was bummed.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (46:09):
Look, I trust I trust Rob's judgment and if if
it was too much for him, and then it's it's
gonna be too much for me, you.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Know, I gotta I gotta was not too much.

Speaker 17 (46:20):
I literally texted him like a few times because we
had like maybe a passion.

Speaker 16 (46:26):
But I feel like if we put someone trust Robb's
judgment on this one, Jeremy, how many friends do you have, like,
how many is in your inner circle?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
And can we have all of their names so Bethany
knows not to date any single one of them because
you guys have interested in rules.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Oh just I.

Speaker 16 (46:42):
Think you know we're tight and we like to make
sure that we're all on the same page about this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Your friends are all on the same page about like
how you date.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
Yeah, I mean, aren't yours.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, they don't tell me who to see and not. Well,
yes they do, yeah, but different, jere mean but different.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Okay, I think we've.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Worked out a really nice sort of system.

Speaker 16 (47:05):
You know, I talk about my date now, well when
my friend goes, hey, don't don't do that, and I'm like, okay, well, ty, Rob,
I go in.

Speaker 15 (47:12):
I talked about what kind of girls to see.

Speaker 16 (47:15):
I trust Rob if he says, hey, that's not that's
not a good one, and like that's not a good one,
you know.

Speaker 15 (47:20):
Yeah, I mean, look, with us, it's it's dogs.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Before broads, you know what, Yeah, thoughts before broads.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Listen, Jeremy, I respect your friends circle but Bethany, it's
time to get out.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
It's time to go.

Speaker 17 (47:43):
Yeah, I am not about this.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
At all.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
I do not like that mentality from a grown man.

Speaker 9 (47:52):
So I'm good.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I still have an Actually, Jeremy, would you like to
go on another date with Bethany? Will pay for it?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Dogs before No, No, I got to listen to the dods.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
All right, guys, if you guys bark when you see
each other, what was that? Because a bulldog? Bethany, I'm
assuming you're cool. You don't want another date?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, I would like to never see either of them again, to.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Be honest, it's rough in these streets.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
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you everything you need to know for the day with
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Speaker 4 (48:27):
So I think there's a new text scam we got
to look out for. I just got a text right
now that says you can save one hundred and twenty
dollars ordering ozempic online today. Ordering ozempic online today click
here to get the go through the quiz and get
free shipping.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
I heard you save one hundred and several dollars.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Suckering for people that want to get the ozempic at
one hundred and twenty bucks. That's cheap. It's really more
Why would you order it like that online? Like, I
don't know. I'm just saying it's a possible new scam
because like.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
You order it on it.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I'm not trying to get scammed. I'm just saying I
think it's safer not to click on the ozempic link. Okay, Anyway,
this is really interesting. There's a woman in Texas who
might not get to see her eighty three point five
million dollars lotto winn who because she purchased her lotto
ticket using a courier, using a what occurred, so a
third party. So yes, she sent somebody to go get

(49:21):
her lottery ticket that ended up being a winning ticket.
But now they have all of these questions about the
legality of tickets purchased through third party services that pick
up ticket tickets for a service fee. So then who
would get the lottery ticket? I don't know if they
would just put it back out on the market. I
don't I don't understand why it would even create a conversation.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Did they did they did the did she pick the numbers?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Or they random? The woman gave a curer twenty tickets
being a lumped in a group that's in at No
didn't say either way. Made it not clear that pain
would cause a drop of faith in the Texas Lotto
system because she used a third party to get it.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Probably the person or whatever or the third party knows
it's a winning ticket and complained and said it's actually
my ticket. That's what I would guess.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Maybe, but if you're getting paid, you're being paid to
go get that thing, like so yeah, So that that's
probably another issue with this is like can you pay
somebody to run around like not a service? Can you
pay somebody to run around to every gas station in
the entire area and get a lottery ticket?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Is that legal? I mean yeah, because you're.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Just paying them for their service, not for the good
choice to accept to do the service. So then that's
what you accepted, or you negotiate and say cool. But
if you win, then I would blah blah blah. In
my opinion, that's think.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
About how complicated all the office pools are too on
lottery stuff. It's like I put my money and it's like, yeah,
but I went and bottom, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Keep it all, you know, what I mean, technically you
could do that.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
I've been debating doing that, doing an office pool for
the lottery, and then just keeping it no matter what
because I went and purchased it.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah you didn't do that.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, a lot I long. Well it's like only a
couple of days long, but it's still longer.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
If you have a conversation with somebody and you say, well,
we have the office pool, buye, I'm going to share
it with you, So then you could be taken to court.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah, take me to court. Prove I said it writing.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Dang, okay, well this is a lesson about getting things
in writing.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Then yeah, it's legally binding. That agreement is legally binding.
Prove it.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Well, if you three people heard you say it, they.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Can be smarter than that. Yeah, Like, hey, you.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
Want to share it, be like, let me talk about
it in a second, and then I'll pull you all
alone side, no cameras, no microphones, and.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Be like, hey, let's go ahead and ship.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
But even if the three people heard it, it's still
we hurt hearsay, because you don't know if those three
people teamed up and lied and are saying that they
heard it because that person promised to give them some money.
So it's still all hearsay. It's trust me.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
I've been in quarter a few times. It's a lawyer.

Speaker 15 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
At this point I feel like I could be I mean.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Was that what I would do in quarters? I would
just have to be like hearsay, Yeah, yeah, these are
just they're greedy money grubbers.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Hearsay. Also, I do quit, but I do quit the job.
I also judge, check your email. I got an offer
for you.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Million saying okay, that's bribery.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I know that's.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Reason you did win the lottery and you wanted to
spend it on something great, especially if you're a true
crime buff. You can find a hidden marketplace on Facebook
where you can buy and trade something called murder Abelia.
Why somebody just bought John Wayne gacy murder site dirt
for thirty five dollars? Is John Wayne?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
That's creepy.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
He's a murderer.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
You ever heard of the Chainsaw Massacre?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
The movie?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
No, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Wait, it's not a movie, it's an Actually it was
also a real thing.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Oh I know that it was Texas chainsaw murderer John
Wayne Gay.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah, oh right, I think.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
He was the creepy clown guy that lived next door
to kill everyone with a chainsaw. No, not him, but
somebody did.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Though.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yes, the leather faced guy was real. It's basically based
on a real person.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Really was getting that well if you are getting him confused,
I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
I thought I did.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I purchased that dirty tuned film at eleven.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
There's other wild things on this site too, though, like
artwork by the murderers. There are letters and correspondence between
people in jail with people on the outside that they're selling.
There's one seller in particular that's it's a convicted murder
and a cannibal that is actively selling items and engaging
with collectors online. I don't love this. I think that
this is really crazy about ethics and stuff, but also

(53:35):
very fascinating.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
It's fascinating. It is fascinating.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
When you say the cannible thing, I was like, I
kind of just want to ask them to describe the taste.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Ew that's not That's not what I was say.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Your curiosity. You never curious like what it tastes like.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
You know, I never thought about it until this very moment.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Just I'm not saying you want to taste it like yeah,
Like is it like that or is it like you.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Know, I feel like I'm a very serious person and that.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
No am I gamey am, I gamey?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Like you are what you eat?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
You probably are sweet like an s I E bowl?
Like what would be my YELP review if somebody ate me?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
What review?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
We bit gamey?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Or you know, like.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
I'm gonna get out of this, get a little longer.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
But that's what's strending.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Jubiles dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Hello, hey? You ever did a little secret?

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I think I'm in love with my best friend?

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Okay, really how long has this person been your best friend?

Speaker 9 (54:49):
Thirteen years?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Oh that is a long time.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Did you start falling in love with them?

Speaker 10 (54:55):
I want to say, maybe like last summer?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Yeah, so it's new kind of have you making a move?

Speaker 9 (55:04):
Honestly?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Not really. I don't want.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
To be that guy to be like, you know, feelings
and then she gets weird after.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
That's fair, but you see it in a lot of
the movies that the whole time the best friends were
like in love with each other.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Movies I know, but paid actors, all right, I get that.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
But is she single?

Speaker 7 (55:29):
You?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Very much?

Speaker 9 (55:30):
So?

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Yes, sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Like, do you feel like she's playful with you? Like,
do you ever get a vibe?

Speaker 8 (55:36):
I mean, hm, when you say she's very single, does
that mean desperate?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Like you could probably like work this out because.

Speaker 15 (55:45):
It doesn't Oh no, not all right, not desperate?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
If you're trying on her clothes and she's not around,
what uh, never mind?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
And no I do not try on her clothes.

Speaker 10 (56:00):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
You should shoot your shot?

Speaker 4 (56:06):
I think you should too.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Why does everybody see that?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
But what do you have to lose? Any things get
awkward for a little while, they'll go back to normal
and no time. If you, guys, truly are as close
as you believe you are.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
I mean it depends how you say it.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You could also start the conversation and be like, look,
I don't want anything to change between us if you're
not interested in this, but I do have to let
you know that I feel like I've been falling for
you the last year now, so perfect that's hot.

Speaker 10 (56:30):
Well as right as you are there is, there is
something burning in the back of my head around my
birthday last year. Before that she had broken up with
this guy that she went out with for I think
four years, so she's if you ask me, she's still
kind of fresh out of the relationship at least a

(56:52):
year gold standards and yeah, I get that they'll like,
I don't know, I still feel like that's like kind
of fresh.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Well, check in with her, does it feel fresh to her?
Ask her how she's been doing, Like, I mean, there's
just communicate. You should shoot your shot. You don't have to.
That's just, you know, a little bit of advice.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
I think she would want a man who would shoot
a shot.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
You know, you're right, I think so too.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Wrong, what you think she wants you to bed?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (57:25):
No, no, that's bad advice, Brad. Yes, yeah, shot your shot.
Thanks for shot.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Shot, Shoot your shot.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
So hey man, thank you for calling me your.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Hope it goes well for you.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Good luck?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Oh trust me, I need it all right?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
See you?

Speaker 11 (57:52):
What's your dirty little secret.

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