The Full Jubal Show from March 24th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would never date a real estate agent. Every single
one of them hooks up in the houses that they're selling,
every single one. That's the text we got.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
In at four one O six one.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I don't know if every single one does, but clearly
whoever texted that in had an experience.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
With a line or spends a lot of time on
the internet thought that'd be so fun.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
There's a turn going viral of people sharing the top
undateable professions. So text in four one o six one,
call us eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. What's a profession that you would never date?
Somebody else texted in at four one o six one
and set a used car salesman.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is that from experience or just because we're stereotyping now
a certain energy with those, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Over some of the top professions that people say they
would never date a baker, Why.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I would love to date a baker's goods.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, it comes up with treats every night, Salado fresh bread.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They say don't date a baker because they have tough
sleep schedules. So because they're up early in the morning.
Bakers start very early in the morning, o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, I thought you're gonna say, because they baked me.
They and like you could you end up eating to
so much bread? I said, I get mad at my
dad a lot because he bakes a lot. She'd be like, seriously, Chris,
I told you no more biscuits, No more biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it would definitely not be good for your waistline
if you dated a baker. Another top profession that people
say you should never date. This one seems like it
should be pretty obvious, but maybe not. Drug dealer, organized
crimero partel.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know why that's agree.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It completely with that one.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean, sometimes it's just a thrill, you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
An influencer is also one of the top professions that
people say you should never date.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't know, because imagine all the really cool trips
you get to go on with them, that's true, and
all the free stuff that you would get. But I
get if you're more of like a private person, that
would not be a good match for you. This is
kind of the same thing with radio people. They have
a hard time beating us because they're afraid their lives
are going to be put on blasts.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
At the grocery story and your partner goes, hey, guys,
all of a sudden, who are there other people out?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, you're talking to your phone again, Like, why do
you have to document this?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
The organic berries out?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey guys, Hey guys, Janet's been constipated. So we're getting
some XX to help them move our vowels. And that's
exactly how they say Dhitting an influencer is tough because
being with someone who has to constantly broadcast every aspect
of their life is exhausting. Another profession that is on
the list of jobs that turn people off and only

(02:33):
fans model.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh yeah, that could be difficult if you have all
kinds of insecurities and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Because aren't people into that? I feel like they know
dudes that are into that? Really, yeah, they might say
they are.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think that's one of those weird gray areas where
a guy has to act cool about it.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So much money do you care? You do?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
If they're making a lot of money, maybe you deal
with it.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
But if they're like a bottom tier only fan, like
they don't have a big following and they make that
ten bucks a month and.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're just like, what's it for?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, why are you doing this. I'm your only subscriber,
they say. Another person that is an instant as far
as it comes to job, when it comes to dating them,
an undateable profession a politician.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Can't make it hard. Yeah, I wouldn't trust them at all.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think it would be fun.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Wow, it would be fun to be in politics and
know some of the stuff that's going on in politics. Yes,
well then also you know that they're doing all kinds
of weird things.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It seems like yeah that, and I just feel like
you're always ready to argue or like prove your point
this is right, and then it gets twisted. I just
can't handle.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Or you just have to be ready to wake up
one morning and look at the news and be like,
my significant other scent what pictures twere?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Don't they do background searchers if you're the political person's spouse,
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
There was a vetting thing that a friend of mine
went through and they dug up everything about everyone in.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
There, like, yeah, it was wild.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
He was running for governor and they His wife was like,
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
She's like I had weird times in college. This is Yeah,
it's gotta be good for us.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Somebody texted in at four one O six one and
said someone in computer science would be awful to be with.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't know why, no.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Other explanation than that, Just sweetheart, I think it would
be so awesome.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Anytime anything broke, baby's got it. Baby's got it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Like the new handyman. Yeah, that would be nice. How
many times you have trouble with your computer? You could
just be like hey, but then they would probably give
you an attitude, just like tech support does in your company.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Maybe I think Mercury's in retrood.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Move restarted to try to restarting it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Couldn't they make you an app or something too. I'm sorry,
that's I'm kind.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Of into it.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
We're going over.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I turned this going viral of people sharing the most
undateable professions A plastic surgeon. Somebody texted in.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Which why is that undateable? I would exactly go date him?
Yes please, because the profession is disgusting. Why it's not
just for like changing things though, plastic surgery has to
do so much more.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
How many people out there are dating the plastic surgeons
that help burn victims versus the plastic surgeons that put
poison in people's bodies.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I think a lot of those plastic surgeons do both.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because because of the karma. I'm just there an Elvis impersonator.
Someone else texted that and this one.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Have you dated in Elvis' person.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, hear all the stories. Yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah that would seem fun for a second, probably, but
Elvis would probably get old after a while.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, absolutely, Like you switch it up, babe.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I think I just saw a documentary about an Elvis
impersonator who was also like doing organized crime.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I saw that documentary. I can't remember what it was
all about, but it.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Was like this, what are you guys w Yeah, he
was like the top Elvis impersonator, him and his brother, right, Yeah,
I saw that one.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And he went to jail for like murderers. Yeah, and
it got all put.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was like in politics and stuff like this Selvis
impersonator was up to no good.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, rarely watch his TV in that.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
There's a picture with all these presidents and was like,
what is going on here? If you want to impiltate
our government.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties only
on the new hits one o six point one.

Speaker 9 (06:30):
What Hello?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, Hello, this is Tito. I'm calling from Kings dot com,
the online sports betting website, and I was looking for
kind of.

Speaker 9 (06:46):
Yes, Hi, this is this is him.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hi, Connor.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
How are you You place some wages with us and
you won big time?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yes, I did, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's about six thousand dollars that you won the Yes, indeed, yes,
I know it's kind of a strange to be receiving
a phone call from us because we've never called you before.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
But uh, I do have to let you know.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Unfortunately, we're gonna have to revoke that six thousand dollars in.
Those bets are dead.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Those bets are gone. I'm so sorry about the years.

Speaker 9 (07:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Why why why why why did that go through? Well,
because they were placed incorrectly and we didn't notice until
until after.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I'm sorry about that placed incorrectly. Well because of
the moon.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
The moon.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, I'm sure you've been on our website a bunch
betting on sports, so I figured you knew about the
moon phase.

Speaker 11 (07:44):
Yeah, I've been on your site a lot, winning a
lot and never having a problem with getting a payoff.
More So, I don't know why on my biggest win,
suddenly there's the moon.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (07:55):
What does the moon have to do with anything?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Maybe, well, well, you know, we changed it a little
bit for the march Man this tournament. Maybe you didn't
read the fine print, but best place during the full
moon are considered cosmically invalid because the energy of the
moon interfe is with the accuracy of the odds.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
So, yes, that's horse, you're kidding me.

Speaker 11 (08:15):
The waxing cycle of the moon, that's not.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes, if you placed it, if you had placed it
when it was waning, not a problem at all. But
we can't pay it out because it was waxing at
the time.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
The game was that day.

Speaker 12 (08:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That day. The moon was waxing that day, and unfortunately
that whacked your bits away. I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, stop with the jokes.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
You're gonna point me to exactly where in the fine
print it says this, because I don't remember reading anything.
I definitely didn't agree to anything, and this is one
book illegal and.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
I'm gonna get my winnings back.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
No, this is not about the moon.

Speaker 11 (08:53):
This is because I finally want an actual chunk of
change six thousand dollars and you just don't want to
pay it.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm so sorry about this. I don't mean to correct
your language there, but you didn't technically win it.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's the thing. That's why i'm coming.

Speaker 11 (09:05):
Don't show me in the fine print. Let me read
this boat, because I don't believe for a second.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, it's right under the Tuesday clause if you want
to look at fine print. Yes, and that is another
reason that your bet isn't valid. Unfortunately, the Tuesday clause.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
Yeah, we're talking about the moon now, we're talking about
days of the week.

Speaker 12 (09:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like I said, we changed the rules a little bit
with the betting for the march Man's Tournament, so all
bets had to be waged on Tuesday, and they were
only valid between four am and four to seventeen am,
and you made your bets outside of that window. And
so I'm so sorry your bets are didn't go and
I'm so sorry about it.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
There's no this is a scam.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Seventeen minutes within a week to place the best. Yeah,
you think that that's fair and that everybody is just
gonna read this fine print and get up in the
middle of the night on a Tuesday just to use
your site there, How do you stay alive in this
economy with all your competitives.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I'm getting my six thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Okay, okay, want to wear another?

Speaker 9 (10:03):
I'm fighting this.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
I'll call the FC, see the Gaming Commission, the president
of ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, I'm so sorry about this. And if you want
to play some obets, you can. You know, you just
gotta do it at the right times. Check the moon phases. Also,
if mercury is in retrograde, which it is right now,
you got to be very careful about that. Do not
do it on a Wednesday. And we must have proof
that you watch the entire game.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
Okay, are you having fun with this?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
You're you're poking jokes, You're making fun of me.

Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yes, it's completely it's completely unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes, I think it's a bit funny.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Let me let me wow you.

Speaker 11 (10:39):
Then let me speak to somebody else, your manager, your supervisor,
I don't anybody else than you.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, I can't really do that, but I can tell
you that your friend Carlos wanted me to call you.
What this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone break on you and your friend Carlos set
you up.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh my god, he.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Said that you won six grand betting already on the
March Madness tournament. Wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 11 (11:05):
Yeah, I was, Oh my god, dude, I wake up
every morning with jubile phone Franks.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
We say mornings on the twenties, it's.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
So do you guys remember the hot mugshot girl from
last week that we were talking about. So if you
weren't with us, there is this girl who goes to
the University of Georgia and she got arrested after getting
caught speeding multiple times. And so her mug shot she looks,
you know, she's she's a pretty girl. So she got
arrested again over the weekend again for what again?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I wonder, why should we get arrested again with the
zero consequences she faced the first time.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, they'd let her go because she was hot, basically,
basically because they were afraid that she was getting hit
up so much because of her mugshots. So they were
trying to protect her, protect her, so they dropped all
of the charges.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Okay't they just.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Do something else besides drop the charges like can't they
like seal that or like hide.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
It like I don't know. It didn't matter because she
posted it on her own TikTok anyway, So she was
deciding to go ahead and run with the fame. So
she gets arrested again, but this time for loitering and
obstructing an officer. What that means, I'm not exactly sure,
but she was just released on four thousand dollars bond
a few hours later, four thousand dollars bond. The big
takeaway from this whole thing is that her second mug

(12:17):
shot was cute. It just wasn't that cute. So far
the powerful have fallen.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, she didn't get done up enough before getting arrested. Man,
she wanted to keep it, trying to make that her thing.
She probably was trying to make that her thing, right.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I mean she kind of looks like she got that
crazy in her eyes in this second mug shot. They'll
get not posted for you if you follow us at
the Jugle show. But man, that crazy is in her eyes.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
The smile in the first one was the crazy. We
first saw it in the smile. Now you see it
in the eyes. Because loitering and obstructing means she was
hanging outside of the seven eleven and the cops were
trying to get something done and she got involved.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Hot chakey, I am, ma'am, we're trying to stop robbery.
You're being rude to him. So we'll see if she
does it again. I mean, you know, hat trick. It
works sometimes. No, So now, thanks to a bunch of
a bunch of backlash, the chubby filter has been removed

(13:16):
from cap cut. The chubby filter, chubby filter, chubby filter.
The chubby filter was going viral all over TikTok, but
it was a filter that you got from cap cut.
So there were all of these people that were in
the gym. Fit people that are like, you know, showing
off their bodies normally have been using the chubby filter
to be like, look what we look like if we
were chubby. So, as you can imagine, that's not going

(13:38):
over a filter. Yes, so that did not.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Go over Marry that filters to make you look old
like what I look like. You know, if they have
a fit filter, people will probably use that. Fit people complain.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean maybe maybe maybe if there were both options,
it wouldn't have been the same. But they called it cruel, toxic, disrespectful,
and sick. So because of all the backlash is gone, Bay,
I want to I don't want to use it.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah now I want to use it because it made
people upset.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, now it's gone, so you can't. And lastly, door
dash has now made it available for you to eat now,
pay later. That sounds so credit. Yeah, they're teaming up
with Klarna, which is a financial company that lets customers
schedule small payments over that period of time. So this
new partnership just happened and they're going to be launching

(14:31):
it so you're able to literally eat now and pay later.
This is just like when you buy something online.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's like you're going to pay now, ur pay six
ninety five for six months or whatever it is, but
you can.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
You can break it up into four payments. But it's like,
how much are you getting on DoorDash.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
That sounds like it's just uh oh my now, yeah,
he can't he can't afford those fees, right, you only
have twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
You buy ten dollars worth of food, you're gonna need
payments for the other eighty dollars in fees.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
But the door just like go get your own food.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
They should put on like layaway, so you have to
keep showing up and like getting until you get your
smoothie smoothie.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Next month, smoothie soup. Anyway, that is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
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Speaker 8 (15:22):
It's time to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Kim is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of four years
named Jack might be messing around. So let's see if
we can help her out. Kim, Hi, what's up? What
do you think is going on?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Oh? My husband, We've been married for four years, we've
been together for seven. We met right out of high school,
and I mean I've trusted him with.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
My whole heart. It's really been the only person I've
been with.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
I haven't had a lot of boyfriends or serious relationships
up until him, so like he's got my whole heart.
I've trusted him completely. We've had a really great relationship.
Like we do our own things with friends, like on
the same night.

Speaker 12 (16:15):
We're you know, not.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Super cleany or anything like. It's just been a really
cool relationship. He's hot, he's smart.

Speaker 12 (16:24):
I love him.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
I'll always think he's hot, like I just you know,
so I really hope he's not. But recently, on the
nights when we go out with our friends, he's been
coming home later and later, and so that's been sending
off like major red flags for me because normally we like,

(16:45):
up until this past month, he would be home around
the same time I would neither one of us would
stay out like super people late or whatever. And now
he's coming down like at one am, two am and
saying that he was like just at a friend's house
playing video games. Like I'm like, okay, you know, and
he'll offer up like, well, you can call him, you know,

(17:07):
you can.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
Call my friend and ask it. It's like, I know
his friends are.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Going to have his back no matter what, So that
doesn't mean anything. And I'm just like giving a you know,
I'm not really nagging him, but he's like a little
defensive right off the bat around it if I bring
up how ladies coming in. So that's the first red flag.
So the second kind of major ones is that. So

(17:35):
we had a group of friends, a bunch of girls
that we all hang out together. Most of us have
known each other since high school. There's a few that
are newer to our group, and one girl who's sort
of started hanging around more. This girl Jazmine. I have noticed, like,
first of all, she complimented Jack a lot, like she

(17:55):
thinks he's great, so I know she kind of has
a crush on him. And somebody else has told me
that she, you know, feels bad because she has a
crush on them or whatever. Well, I've noticed like on
the nights when I am going out with my friends
and he's going out with his friends, that Jasmine isn't there.
She will doing girls night with us on the nights

(18:16):
that he's doing guys nights with his friends.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
So that.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Paranoid. I don't know, I feel I might be being paranoid,
but I know she's seeing somebody and she won't tell
us who, like they're hooking up and stuff like that
that she's excited about and kind of uh, spegritive about,
you know, and won't really bite them around or like

(18:45):
integrate and like a normal kind of relationship.

Speaker 12 (18:48):
So that has got me also very suspicious.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Sure, So when you're going out for your girls' nights
and you notice that Jasmine's not there, do you say
anything to everybody else, like, oh where's dasmind to kind
of see like check the pulse a little bit.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yeah, yeah, And and that that's where I found out
that she was dating with somebody. And then one of
my friends who knows who knows her family and knows
her from way back, said that she can be shady too,
because I did confide that I was feeling a little.

Speaker 15 (19:22):
Uh, I don't know, you know, like my sidy senses
are going off, and they didn't want to make me,
you know, feel worse about it, but they did confirm
that she can be shady, like she's not above that.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, you told us what grocery store you guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every month, we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Okay, okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Of course, we'll play a song come back, get here
to catch Teeter.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show and only on the new Hits one oh
six point one.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater if
you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone, and
Kim thinks that her husband of four years might be cheating.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
to Kim or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kim,

(20:26):
why don't you remind everybody about your situation.

Speaker 16 (20:29):
Yeah, so, my husband of four years has been coming
home later and nights when he would normally come home
at the same time I come home when we go
out with our friends separately.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
There's a new girl in our group of friends who
has stopped coming out with us on those nights, and
so I just feel a little suspicious that maybe he
is actually with her and lying to me it and
thinking that he's getting away with it.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Jack
speaking Hi Jack. Please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.

(21:30):
You're this month's lucky winner.

Speaker 12 (21:32):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (21:32):
What?

Speaker 12 (21:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
The flowers?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Maybe you haven't heard. Every single month, we choose one
rewards card member at random. We gets free flowers delivered
from our forward department. You've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be sent to whoever you want. Oh okay,
if you know you want to send them to, I
can take the information over the phone in just a
matter of minutes.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Oh no, I have someone in mind.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
We'll start with the first and last name of the
person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 12 (22:00):
Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay, got that, Jasmine? And would you like to put
anything on a card to Jasmine?

Speaker 12 (22:09):
You can say what happened last night? Question mark, I
love you?

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Exclamation point?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Got it? It's okay, Well, so what happened last night?

Speaker 6 (22:23):
You want to know what happened last night? You want
to know what has been broke down and finally told
me everything.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh everything, Jack, that's your wife on the phone. This
is actually the Jubal Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
My name is Jubile Hi, I'm Nina Hi, I'm Victoria, and.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
We do a segment called to Catch a Teater and
I'll just yeah, so what is going.

Speaker 14 (22:45):
A hot one?

Speaker 12 (22:47):
What is going on here?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Hey? What's going on? What do you think is going on?
You're busted, dude, you are busted and you guys, I
am sorry. I lied to you about knowing. I didn't
know that she did. She just came clean to me.
She told me everything Jack, everything I needed to find
out from him, no doubt, and you all help me

(23:12):
do that. I appreciate it. She told me everything, like
every time that you have lied to me, every time
that you have cheated with her on me, and every
time you came late. She oh, Jasmine, your flower girl?
Who do you think she is?

Speaker 12 (23:31):
You know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Jasmine says.

Speaker 12 (23:35):
Do you believe everything that Jasmine says?

Speaker 14 (23:38):
I believe that you're a and that you're a liar
and a cheater.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I believe her? When does that because you've been telling
her you believe that you were going to.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
Believe you believe that what Jasmine says crazy Jasmine, I do.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
I do?

Speaker 6 (23:54):
You want to know why? Because she came and she
told me what was going on.

Speaker 12 (23:59):
She broke down crying.

Speaker 14 (24:01):
Because she realized that.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
You telling her that you love her and that you're
gonna leave me for her is also a lie because
you are a liar and as sheet and a piece.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
So yeah, I do believe her.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
You did also just send her flowers with and I
love you. Also, Yeah, let's not skip that you said it.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
You just said I love you on there like oh
my god, we.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Treble, We only like jokingly say love you, love you, love.

Speaker 12 (24:34):
My god.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Due to the friend group, do you hardly know her?
Might it?

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Actually?

Speaker 14 (24:41):
I love them too?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
I almost send them the flowers them too. Well, then
when your logic, I might be according to your logic.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
I might be.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
What about Jasmine's logic, the one who came to your
wife and said that it's going on, the one you
send flowers to and said I love.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
You good, I can actually come and say that everything
too as well.

Speaker 12 (25:04):
Well.

Speaker 14 (25:04):
As a matter of fact, Ashley is here, as are
all of.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
My friends and We've done, packed up all your put
it in a cute blocker and send it to your
mom's house.

Speaker 14 (25:17):
WHOA, why don't you just move forward.

Speaker 12 (25:20):
And get out of my life? Because I am done.
You're unnoticed here.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yes, he hung up. He's gone.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, I just do not even know.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Pretty devastating. Yeah, uh, it's just like who does that?
Like just I'm just so surprised at how he Yeah,
the lying about it, like not taking any not feeling bad.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
He doesn't even feel bad.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
You can tell he doesn't even feel bad. Yeah, I mean,
it's definitely going to be some healing involved.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
But at least I'm not being played. I'll never be
played like this again.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I gave him way too much trust.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, you'll find someone to give the right trust too.
It sounds like you have a good support system too, thankfully.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
I do. I do have good friends except for Jasmine.
Jasmine and I are going to ever be but I do.
I do respect that she told me, and I'm glad
that she realizes what she was getting involved with and
who she.

Speaker 12 (26:31):
Was getting involved with.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
But yeah, I don't think we'll be really close friends ever.
My friend group is pretty great.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, that's good and good luck with everything.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, thank you, and.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Again I'm sorry for kind of studying it up weird
for you guys as well.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
You did what you had to do. I'm just glad you.
I'm just glad you got your answer because you obviously
would have continued to lie make a conversation a lot easier.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah, he needed to be called out for sure. Good luck,
all right, thank you all the.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
Jewels shows to catch a cheetah?

Speaker 8 (27:08):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Can I take your order? Am I gonna a tall.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Child, a large black coffee? Large? Black cough?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (27:16):
I mean a large?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got, venty.

Speaker 18 (27:19):
Is large, no vent is twenty.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 19 (27:24):
In fact, tall is large, and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 18 (27:28):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid
in three languages.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria ameeras for Jonas Brothers.
Tickets today, and let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria,
Brian what's up, Brian? How are you?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Oh doing good?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Do you think you can beat Victoria?

Speaker 12 (27:50):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I'm pretty good at trivia, but I've been listening to
her for months and she's very smart.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Thank you, Brian. That's sweet. Is that Brian with an
or why? I'm always curious what.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Brian was an eye?

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Which is strange because the person I was named after
had a.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Y Oh, that is interesting.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I had a comedy show over the weekend and I
did a Q and A at the end, and the first
question asked was is Victoria really that bad at trivia? O?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Whoever wanted to say that?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You want to come on and play me yourself? Homing
These questions are hard.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
I get blustered and I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
What did you say back?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Though?

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I said yes, all right, all right, we're gonna send
Victoria out of the studio and here we go. While
she's leaving, Brian thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win? Okay, okay, all right, man,
doors out doors closed, She's outside, and here we go.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
What's the official language of Brazil.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Portuguese.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
What's the hardest part of the human body?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
The h No, it's What's the largest land carnivore in the.

Speaker 20 (29:01):
World, the lion?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
What's the national sport of Canada hockey? What's the name
of the lion and the lion? The witch and the wardrobe?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Howardly lion.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
What's the largest living species of lizard?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
The Kimodo dragon?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
All right, got that? In time, we'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she's getting her headphones on
and stuff, Brian, what's the most ridiculous fact that you know.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
That?

Speaker 6 (29:34):
It takes approximately sixty four foot pounds of torp just
snapped to him and neck.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh, whoa cool? That is the cool one. Yeah. I
think it's twenty five pounds to break a knee. What Yeah,
I remember that from karate class.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay, where are you guys learning these? Where'd you learn
breaking bones?

Speaker 12 (29:53):
I don't really know.

Speaker 20 (29:54):
I think reading it's fine novel.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I'll do it all right.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Victoria's back in studio.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Brian outright to win, and Brian,
you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Ready that go?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
What's the official language of Brazil? Uh? I don't know.
What's the hardest part of the human body? Hardest part
the heart? What's the largest land carnivor in the world?
Why are you laughing? The largest land card a dinosaur?
What's the national sport of Canada? Oh, hockey. What's the

(30:41):
name of The Lion and the Lion, The Witch and
the Wardrobe? Oh freaking love that movie. What's his name?

Speaker 21 (30:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
My gosh, what's his name? I can't think about it.
I can't remember. You can't think about it, to think
about it, I try to think about it. I can't remember.
But that's just such a great movie. I love to move.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
All right, let's go to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Producer Brad Brian got three, Victoria got not a zilk zero.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Wow, Brian, congratulates a shutout. You snapped Victoria's neck. You
got Jonas Brothers tickets just for playing to congratulations. All right,
let's get the answer now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
The official language of Brazil is Portuguese. The hardest part
of the human body is too penanmen enamel. What really
the heart? Hey, man, The heart's the heartst one of mine.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's true, it's oh yeah, because we want the bones
in front of it protect it.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
You don't think it will be harder than it I
was saying.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
More like on an emotional level.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, I think so. Oh yi. Such a sunse polar
bear is the largest land carnivore in the world. Oh
that was close, not at all. It's a diosaur. Lacrosse
is the national support of Canada. Aslan's the name of
the lion and the lion witch and the wardrobe. And
then the largest having species of lizard is the Komodo dragon.

(32:02):
So good job. Who are also connected to dinosaurs? Yeah,
so you didn't get that far though, Brian, Thank you
for playing man. Congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I have a good one. Play you with Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want
to play Victoria, all you have to do is DMUs
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot.

Speaker 17 (32:19):
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Speaker 1 (32:26):
Alex is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Riley. So in
a second we'll call her and see if she's house,
why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date.
But first, Alex, how long has it been since you
heard from Riley?

Speaker 9 (32:38):
It's been about ten days?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Okay, not that you're counting, Yeah, you how many times
have you reached out to her in that time.

Speaker 18 (32:49):
I've sent a few texts, but it's it's been nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.

Speaker 18 (32:55):
Yeah, well we went to an underground concert and it
was so much fun.

Speaker 12 (32:58):
That's cool.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
I thought it would be.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Was.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
It was in like the basement of the back of
this cool it was actually it was pretty cool.

Speaker 18 (33:08):
Yeah, And I thought it was gonna be like this
perfect combination of low pressure but still lots of fun.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
You know.

Speaker 18 (33:15):
And we had we had a few drinks, we were
vibing in the music and she was even dancing a
little bit. And I gotta say, she's like super cool too,
Like she doesn't even have to try.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
She's one of those us.

Speaker 18 (33:28):
She's just so cool and she knows her music. She
wasn't just like, oh, I like everything. She had opinions
and I respect that, you know.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 18 (33:37):
And then the night ended with us grabbing some late
night pizza and there was a kiss and it was
in the moment and the music was still in the
background and everything, but it was kind of cinematic.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
It felt like it was right out of the movie.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It feels really good to hear guys romanticize these kisses.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Too, that it felt like it was perfect.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, well, what do you think is the reason she's
ghosting you?

Speaker 18 (33:59):
That I might be overthinking it, but I might have
gotten a little bit too into the concert.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
What does that mean though? Like a mosh pit?

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Well kind of.

Speaker 18 (34:10):
I mean, like I jumped up on the stage, but
like the band invited me.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
They were like, who's ready to rock? And I just I.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Took initiatives, you know, you're like, I am sir.

Speaker 18 (34:24):
Yeah yeah, And and then maybe there was like I
also there was this one moment that I spilled my
drink on a guy who like definitely looked like he
could throw me.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
Across the room.

Speaker 18 (34:34):
Okay, so it was a pretty pretty big guy. But
that's all I can think about. I mean, like I said,
I think I'm overthinking it.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Something happened because of the spilling the drink or.

Speaker 18 (34:45):
I mean, the guy just looks kind of angry, but
like he like I said, he was a pretty big guy.
Like he's kind of intimidating. So I backed off pretty easily.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
But it was no, no, no, Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Maybe that's why maybe she wants you to fight him.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Some people are like that, you're joking, but there are
some people like that and that's a red flag though.
So for you, though, what was she doing while you
were on stage?

Speaker 9 (35:10):
I don't know. I kind of lost her in the
crowd at that point.

Speaker 18 (35:13):
I was gonna you know, it was like adrenaline was
high and lost in the moment type thing.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
She became a peasant people in the crowd.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
No, I wanted her to come up. I thought she
was going to come up with me, but she didn't.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, So then what you said, you kissed m Okay,
who did it first? You or her?

Speaker 9 (35:31):
I mean it was I felt like I think it
was mutual. You always like that moment where it was.

Speaker 18 (35:36):
Like like the conversation kind of died and it kind
of like it was like a moment where we were
just kind of looking at each other's eyes for a second,
like you felt right?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
You know, what was the last thing she said to you?

Speaker 18 (35:47):
She said she had a great night and that she
she would want to see me again. So I really
don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Then we'll play a song, come back
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay,
all right, place, so I'll come back and get your
first Day follow up, Next.

Speaker 17 (36:04):
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Speaker 1 (36:11):
If you're just joining us for today's First Day follow up.
Alex is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Riley.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and see if we
can get him another date if he still wants one
after here's the reason why. But first, Alex, remind us
why your date again?

Speaker 9 (36:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (36:26):
Well, I took her to an underground concert sort of thing.
I thought it would be fun, and we had a
great time. Like she was dancing, we really hit it off.
It felt like we even just at the end of
the night, she said she wanted to see me again.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
But I don't know.

Speaker 18 (36:41):
I've been going over my mind maybe why.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
She hasn't reached out again or responded.

Speaker 18 (36:47):
And there was just a couple of incidents like I
jumped up on stage after they invited me, and I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
I was just five and I was having a good time.

Speaker 18 (36:55):
But I was super into it, and it seems like
she was really into it too.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Then are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 12 (37:19):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Hi is this Riley? Hey, Riley?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
How are you? This is the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Hi, Riley. My name is Nina.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubil. How's it
going show?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
No, this is some kind of joke.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Great, No, have you listened to the show before?

Speaker 12 (37:38):
Ye haven't.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, that's fine. No, it's fine. Well, don't worry about it.
Maybe now you'll check it out because you're actually on
the show. We do a segment on the show. It's
called the First aap follow Up. It's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and you ghost them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So can you
think of anybody who want to email us about you?

Speaker 12 (38:02):
I'm ben I guess is it Alex?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
You are correct? Yeah, Alex emailed us and told us
about your day. He said, it's been like ten days
and he hasn't heard anything from you, and he's confused
because he thought you really liked him, and even at
the end of your day, he said, you want to
see him again?

Speaker 12 (38:19):
Oh my god. Of course Alex went through something like this.

Speaker 14 (38:22):
Yeah, I ghosted him, Okay, so away?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Why yeah, can you tell us?

Speaker 10 (38:28):
Because he embarrassed me so much I couldn't.

Speaker 12 (38:33):
I couldn't deal with him anymore. He was so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Why why is the embarrassing?

Speaker 10 (38:39):
So he said, me to this concert and like he
was like full on jumped on stage and like tried
to take the mic.

Speaker 12 (38:48):
Like the band had to stop.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
He told us about that, and he said that the
band like asked him to get on stage.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
No, it wasn't like he was not like corny cocks.
Like they didn't like pull him up out of this crowd,
like he like jumped on the stage on his own
and tried to take the bikes from the singer and
they had just who's.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Been a little confused the different stories he said.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
And they said that they saw him having fun and
they were like get up on stage with us.

Speaker 10 (39:17):
No, like he said, dude, like maybe like some other
like maybe they were talking to some like cute girl.

Speaker 12 (39:22):
Or but he went went for it. Like they were
not wanting.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Him on the stage.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh that's funny. Oh maybe he was standing next to
some hot girl and got confused.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
He didn't tell us that they kicked him off the stage.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
Yeah, like security had to like escort him off the stage.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh yeah, we missed that part.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Okay. Is that is that the reason you're ghosting him?

Speaker 9 (39:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:46):
Well it was just yeah, he just had like no awareness,
Like it was just everything.

Speaker 12 (39:52):
I feel like it was just like so embarrassing.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
Hey can I say something now?

Speaker 12 (39:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yes again, Alex, Hey, Riley, that's Alex. He's actually the
phone listing and wants to.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Talk to you.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
His he's on the phone.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Right, wants to say something now.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (40:09):
So I just want to clarify that nobody, nobody helped
me I mean nobody, nobody kicked me off the stage.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
They just helped me off the stage.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
They like escorted you back, like off of the stage.

Speaker 18 (40:22):
I don't know what concert you were at Riley, because
that's not what happened. The security guard literally gave me
his hand to help me down. I'm sure it's just
a stafey thing.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I can picture that.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
No, that's not that's not what happened.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
Like are you are you crazy?

Speaker 10 (40:39):
Like they literally like escorted you off the stage, like
they just stop the song to get you off stage.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
They didn't stop, They didn't have to stop. They just
wanted you what.

Speaker 12 (40:53):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (40:54):
They asked just delete like we got like kicked out,
got pizza or.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
They weren't kicking us out.

Speaker 18 (41:01):
They asked us to leave because like I was up
on the stage, people were gonna start swarming.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
The swarming me.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
From for autographs.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Picture that's funny.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
Yeah, I mean the crowd went crazy when I went
up there.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
They were crazy and they were mad you interrupted the shovel.

Speaker 12 (41:19):
That's not why Maybe they thought someone was going to
murder you.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
How are you confusing this?

Speaker 10 (41:23):
The security guard said, you guys are eighty stakes that
you cannot come back here.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Ever, it sounds like you got kicked out. Yeah, I
had you miss that one.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
That's not how I thought we did.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
We got kicked out? How do you mean not know me?
I thought you was joy listen.

Speaker 19 (41:43):
I mean he and I that me and that security
guard we like this pumped on the way in. I
thought we were buddies. I thought he was just kidding around.

Speaker 12 (41:50):
They this bumped everyone.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, Riley, would you like another day with Alex?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Will pay for it?

Speaker 9 (41:58):
No?

Speaker 12 (41:59):
No, thank you.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I mean, I know I.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
Wrote on psycho viral, but not for the wrong reason.

Speaker 18 (42:06):
Well, that really sucks because I thought we were really
viving together at the whole concert.

Speaker 12 (42:11):
Well, I'm sorry. I guess that just shows like how
unaware you are.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Okay, Well, and that's your loss. I guess, no autograph
for you.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Destination in the morning, it's not to be in bed anymore,
where it's soft and quiet and natural and warm and
peaceful and comfortable. No, you want to get to the
place where you don't want to be. That's where you
want to get the place you don't want to go
to the office, so you can be in your safe
little cubicle there in the office and there's a whole
cell block full of these cubicles, and it's designed so
you don't have to have a conversation with another human

(42:48):
being ever again. You know, maybe every once in a
while somebody will walk in and everyone stands up and
does that prairie dog. Then, so you're working away until lunchtime.
I finally, and that's great because that's like parole for
an hour. I get to go out and eat. Now
where do you go to eat? You go to the
same place you always go. It's very convenient. You know
everybody there. But you can burn out on it. You know,

(43:10):
when you have too much of something you really like,
After a while, you don't like it anymore. You don't
even want to look at it anymore, like if you
have too much Halloween candy or too much Angelina Joe Lee.
Because oh, you can't change the truth by moaning out
of people.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It's true.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
I've been eating. I've been eating at the same Chinese
place all week long. I got Moogu guipan coming out
the yin Yang all you can eat and dim sum.
I think today.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I'll have a burrito.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Working in an office can be incredibly boring. Sometimes, said
you will show also it can be incredibly awkward. And
I know that because the trend is going viral of
people sharing the most awkward office moments, including stats of
how often these often these happen.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Wow, they're measuring.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, I love this text in four one O six
one call us eight at eight three four three one
o six one. Have you ever had an incredibly awkward
office moment? And let's go for some of the top
things that people are sharing about the awkward office moments
that they've had. When your boss sits down with you
in the bathroom, oh, fifty five percent of people say
that that's an awkward moment.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I've never experienced that. You can just tell by the shoes.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah. I p next to my bosses a lot.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh yeah, I always come back with random stories though.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Whenever you do that, it's entertaining. In the bathroom at
the day, someone came in the bathroom and I was
in the stall. He's in the stall, but they were
mad about something. Man, they were going off, and then
I like, I was like, just let him know someone
was in there, you know, like you might you might
not want somebody to hear what you're saying. They were
very upset though with the management here. Oh no, never

(44:44):
it was. I tried to tell who it was. I
tried to look at the feet, you know, yeah, but
I couldn't. I could. I was using the stall so
like it was very awkward. I would have to peak
all the way under, and I knew that I would
be caught.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Then again, one of those moments.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Even if you do find out what the shoes are,
you spend the rest of the day looking at people's shoes.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, who was a I did. I walked out of
the office for a minute because I want to see
if I could figure out who it was. They were
not happy, though.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
There is somebody that works with us that every time
I'm in the bathroom with them they sound like this.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
That's like one of the ones where you're like, do
I ask everyone?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I leave them alone every time, but I want to go.
I feel like I know that is Yeah, you probably
all the time you were walking in the hallway. Have
you ever had an awkward office moment?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I asked, because there's a trend going viral of people
sharing the most awkward things that have happened to them
at the office. A Sarah, Yeah, what's the awkward office
moment you've had, well, oh.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
My gosh.

Speaker 20 (45:38):
I I worked on a in a federal government and
the floor was all women, all quiet, and you could
hear a pin drop and I had really bad gas
one day and I've been sitting there. I was like please, no, please, no,
And I was really good.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
I was able to keep it.

Speaker 20 (45:56):
In and I was like, think it backtrack. So then
my boss called me and I had to like waddle
quietly to her desk. And when she was done much
for me, I turned around.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
I didn't I.

Speaker 20 (46:09):
Didn't have gas, but I had an open front air pocket,
if you know what I mean. And it popped and
it made noise.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I made noise.

Speaker 20 (46:17):
I'm just saying I.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Made noise sending annis. She looked at me.

Speaker 20 (46:22):
I was so mortified.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I was like, yes, that just happened.

Speaker 20 (46:28):
Discussed, Yeah, that was my I was annoying.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Sometimes you just got really addressed. Just be like, yeah,
that was that was me. Sorry about that.

Speaker 20 (46:35):
Yeah, pretty much. I had to own it like it
was definitely not choes.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Thank you for your phone calls there. I have a
great day. Calls up eight eight three, four three six one,
text ten to four one six one. What's the most
awkward moment you've had at the office. And some of
the other top things that people are sharing is being
being at the printer and then walking off without fixing
it all.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I feel like I used to do that a lot.
What but you know, the intention of telling somebody about it, but.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Then I don't. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, being too embarrassed
to ask somebody's name and a meeting with that's sixty
two percent of people say that's an awkward moment for them.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Oh that's not even a meeting, that's just every day.
If I'm talking to someone, sometimes I don't know their
name and I feel really bad. But you already talk
to them for like ten minutes, so you can't ask
their name, like ten minutes into the conversation.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
We can.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
It's just it just takes a really large set of kahone.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
So like I don't know your name, Yeah, well I'm
sorry when they address you by your name. Yeah, everybody
feel really bad. Thankfully I can get away with, oh,
so good to see you, babe, and like it's not weird.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah I do that.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I do that, and then I end up in meetings.
I know, I know, I get away with it.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
That's just how you say it so good to meet you, babe.
Another one of the top awkward moments for people at
the office is when your boss calls you the wrong
name and you don't know how to correct them.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
That's happened a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I've word with some people who the bosses always call
them the wrong name and they never correct them.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Why would you correct them? That's the best moment to
make them feel awkward in that moment. I correct them
every time.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Really called Brian a lot, dude, I'm like, it's Brad
the thing, Brad, Yeah, what is that? I mean, this
is the easiest name to remember, Brad.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Top awkward moment that people say for them at the
office is when they accidentally click reply all to a
private email or to an email that's like an all
company email and you're trying to respond to one person.
You can reply all.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
What do you get like secondhand embarrassment for people when
they do that, Like when you read the reply all
emails from people.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh, not only that, but when they meant to reply all,
I feel embarrassed for them.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I'm like, you just dumb, You're umu up.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I've done that a lot, where if hit reply all
and I say the most unprofessional thing.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You're not media trained at all.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I remember I did it one time and I literally
had to send any I'll apologizing to everybody. I was like,
I'm sorry, that was meant. I didn't mean to hit
reply at all on that. I hope you guys can
disregard the email. It's time for NINAS. What's trending.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So the White House Easter egg Roll will have corporate
branding for the first time ever. Corporate branding. This means
the eggs can be bought, the baskets can be bought.
There's going to be different packages for companies that range
in prices from seventy five thousand dollars to two hundred
thousand dollars. Yeah, we try to advertise at the Super Bowl.

(49:30):
You go ahead and put it on an egg at
the Easter egg Roll. I feel like I rarely hear
about the Easter egg rule. Well, it's been a tradition
since eighteen seventy eight. It's been held on the South Lawn.
This isn't exactly the first time they've had any type
of sponsorship because the American Egg Board usually donates the eggs,
so they have that, but all of the other options
it's pretty funny it to me.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
It's funny who's making the money on it?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
So it's the money going towards sec the deficit or something.
Nobody knows. The whole reason for this is to avoid
using taxpayer dollars to throw the Easter egg roll.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
But oh, so the companies are paying for it, so
the taxpayers don't pay for it.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, so do we normally pay for it?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Sounds made up?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I don't know. I honestly have no idea.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
If the eggs are usually donated, then we probably don't
pay for anything anyway.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Wait a minute, step, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
The staff that will be there.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
They're getting paid anywhere. Don't they just invite anybody to
do they pay the kids? I hope?

Speaker 6 (50:27):
So?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Casting?

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Are the kids all cast factors.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
If they can have their Easter egg baskets brought to
you by insert whatever here?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You know, there's an event's budget that actually comes out
of the president's salary.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Oh so it's he's saving himself money.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
The corporate sponsorship of a federal thing is disgusted.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's weird to me.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It's not funny. We shouldn't it's not we should not
take it lightly. It is a disgusting act. It feels weird.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, that doesn't. Companies shouldn't be able to sponsor the
government things.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Real kick Meet Girl and already the rest of the
government they also sponsor this.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
So we'll see who decides to buy into that one.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Also, we'll see how.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Much it is, because I definitely would put The Jewel
Show on it. I supported seventy five thousand dollars. Is
where the package is start. We can be on a
few eggs that you know, you guys know who Jennifer
Coolige is, the actress, Yes, yeah, Okay, She's been in
a lot of different things, and I would imagine as
an actor and actress, you play so many different roles.

(51:32):
It's interesting to see which ones the fans gravitate towards
the most, like you're hot in this one and you're
not in another one. And this was just a funny
story because she's talking about how much action she's been
getting since people have really fallen in love with her.
Between The White Lotus and American Pie. Do you guess
which one you think she gets the most action for
because she was Stiffler's mom and American Pie, which was
supposed to be like the ultimate mill from all time,

(51:53):
whether you've seen it or not. White Lotus, Yeah, it's funny.
The character in White Lotus is so fun Yeah, and
White Lotus has really taken off. So just because of
the show's success, she's getting more action and she's not
even in this season.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Okay, she was also the stepmom and a Cinderella story.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Okay. I don't know if that movie or that Rule
would get her as much action, but I don't know.
She's funny to me and somebody else who's not usually
top of mind, but jaw Rule. So he he's just
launched a new whiskey, but it's designed to be catered
towards whiskey curious people. It's a new rye whiskey called
Amber and Opal. It's a honey and fused rye made

(52:30):
with both season sippers and or four season sippers, and
the whiskey curious with notes of orange blossom, honey, smoked tea, cinnamon, ginger,
and figs. I don't know who that is. You don't
know who jaw Rule is. No, remember Firefest that never happened.
He was involved in that. Yeah, he also has some
songs or something. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
He was a big a big music for like, yeah,
I don't know what, the late nineties.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, all that kind of stuff. I just thought it
was funny that he's targeting whiskey curious people. His real
name is Jeffrey Bruce. Atkins are going to call him
out like that, and that's his actual name.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
The worst thing about him was that fast and furious appearance.
But no, apparently.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Jeffrey Bruce.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Doesn't. Yeah, it's a good thing. He called himself Jo.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Rule Jubeles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I do Hi, je Hi, how are you?

Speaker 12 (53:34):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Let's hear your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We're excited to hear it too.

Speaker 21 (53:38):
So, my soon to be ex husband is on deployment
and he cheated on me four times while on deployment.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Whoa, sorry, Yeah it's okay.

Speaker 21 (53:50):
I was planning on leaving him anyway. It's always so
what I did was his top tier is general hit
me up on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
What okay?

Speaker 5 (54:08):
He flew me down to North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
We had I stay there for like a week, okay,
and like we you know, we did it. We know
we have a fun and he found out was absolutely pissed.
So I continued to see him because I did, like
I do like him. He's great, he's awesome.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
You're general, Yeah, the general I would do.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Yeah, I have upgraded. I went from like the lowest ranks.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
To like, that's dope.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
But like a lot of people are like, oh, you're
so married, and I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
If he's gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, and
that's that.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I don't see anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Does he know my husband?

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Yeah, yes, he knows.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
But he's not going to say that. General.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Yeah, I just knows that I know, and he knows
what I'm doing and like all.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Of this other stuff, So he knows what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So it's kind of like an open marriage, an.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Open marriage that I'm trying to leave.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, it sounds like you are in the process of leaving,
but really this is kind of a win win. I
do want to So you're not in the military at all, No,
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
The two people in this scenario have done illegal things
according to the Uniform Code of Military, and you think
the general is doing something illegal by hooking up with
a marriage.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Really, that's where the dirty little secrets there.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
You go, Well, you failed to tell us that part
I can't root or anything that's.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Here, it gets worse.

Speaker 21 (55:49):
So we stopped talking a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
You and the husband general, my husband and I.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
My husband and I we don't talk, okay.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
So after we saw talk, I was like utterly obsessed
with this guy, like I really don't want to lose him,
like he's he's really really nice, and I was like
going through it.

Speaker 21 (56:11):
So he hit me back up and he was like
he is like I really love you, like you're great.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
And I was like, I know, right, and he was like,
I really don't want to stop talking to you. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm going.

Speaker 21 (56:24):
To help you get out of your marriage because I
haven't ORGS for the past two years.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
So he's, well, I'm going to pay for your lawyer.
I'm going to pay for all the fees, like I
want you out of this marriage so I can have you.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
And just for clarification, he's not married.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
No, no, no, he's not.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
That's a good one.

Speaker 16 (56:44):
That is.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
How it goes.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Thank you, what's your dirty little secret?

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