August 26, 2024 • 52 mins
On today's show, Jase has a bone to pick with the America's Cup, Mike can't get his dad a gift for Father's Day and Keyzie tries out a new career path.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Get a hell
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from just four dollars fifty. Welcome to the Biggest Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Is our biggest shot, biggest.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Biggest speak the show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's just nice and.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'll give a your mad Barstard's great to you have
your company this Monday afternoon, the twenty sixth of August
twenty twenty four. And you, my friend, are listened to
the Big Show brought to you by Night Well done boys, well.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Done, thanks dead Yes, patronizing.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lead beautifully by hoodie j God look at your movie. Hey,
your type T shirt on there? You are like the
perfect specimen of manhood. Like if I was going to
make a statue. Yeah, I'll get you to get your
kit off and I just chip away at that stone,
the exact image of you. Yeah, alien, how's life scam?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Pretty grassy? You mad dog? There are a sick son
of a be.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know that you know those statues have really small fatus.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
That they do, and so they should, yes, because you
don't want to detract from the overall beauty. And I
think if you start being accurate with the phallus, that
one is endowed with Then people say, lose the overall picture,
don't They sure become distracted, Jace.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's true, And especially if you've got a really weird
circumcession going on too, it'll be really hard to do
in Stone your circumstantion.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Actually, well, the problem would be is if I was
new Jas and if you were the carpenter, if I
could put it that way, I think you were a sculptor.
If I was the one standing before you in that room,
in that state, I would find it very hard not
to find myself in a state of semi arousal at
the very least, and that would make for one hell
of a statue.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Keysy your mad dog.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Can you imagine the sexual tension in that room? Well,
chipping away their keys naked? Maggie, how you going?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for bringing me in on this one, Fellas.
I'm actually really tired today. Sure, I don't know why
have been so hot?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah? Yeah, because you're looking real good, yeah, clean shaven.
I'm loving to hear do at the moment.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Stop saying that it's just the same every single day.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You just looked really good.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But can't you here at the moment You're.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Probably to take a compliment?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Do you have to learn that? Can I just say
sorry about that? And I have one question. It's for you, Jason.
The hell's a circumscision? Woy you said it incorrectly. What's
that about?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You really need to look at you really need to
look at Mogi's circumsctision to right. Yeah, and remember it's
maggot Monday two. So have you you've got a maggot
you want to mention for your Monday Texas now on
three four eight three. In the meantime, let's kick.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Off with a better Faith No More the whole Achy
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and King.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He is indeed massive attack there on the radio Darkey
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Four o'cock sure is mate, saves four o'cck.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, just making sure you guys are on your toes.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's working you.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Shout out to you for maggot Monday, Kezy, what do
you say, brother? Totally our mate. Maggot hasn't been called
anything else since two thousand and one.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
He'll be at the pub now. Shout out to the
up a tavern.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, good, yes, good, definition of the word maggot in
every sense apparently.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Wow, massive shout out to maggot Andrew. He's been getting
wet all day thinking about Jason's honker.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We had this very weird experience speaking of my honker
while we were down in Wellington and there was a
guy on his stag do and one of his tasks
was to kiss my honker. You were a call, fellows,
and he shoved his tongue right up there too. It
was quite off putting.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
We've we've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, fellows. Some pretty exciting stuff, some pretty exciting rumors
coming out of the United Kingdom. It seems that Oasis
are on the verge of reuniting after fifteen years of
not only not been a band anymore, but the two
brothers actively hating each other's gats and the press and
bagging each other. Very funny. I found it very entertaining
(04:28):
but also a little bit sad. This morning on Liam
Gallagher's his Instagram and Twitter, as well as Oasis and
Noel simultaneously, they did a drop which said in the
sort of Oasis graphic design twenty seventh eight twenty twenty four,
eight am so there's going to be announcement which is
(04:49):
six pm tomorrow night our time. There has also been
chat online that they are going to be doing ten
consecutive nights at Wembley Wembley Stadium that would Jesus, that
would smash Taylor Swift's eight gig record set earlier this month,
and then they're also going to do ten gigs in
Manchester and also some chat about a world tour after that.
(05:13):
There's been a little bit of rumors around over the
last few weeks because they've each been speaking in the
press and been complimentary about each other, which sort of
suggested that the ice was melted and they were about
to do something. This will be the biggest thing to
happen in rock music, since I don't know when, I'll
be doing absolutely everything I can to get over to
(05:35):
the UK to go and see that they've played gigs
in front of two hundred and fifty thousand people. There's
some incredible concerts you can see on YouTube, and the
feeling for them only continues to grow. Even though we're
a couple of generations down from them being in their prime,
their music still connects in a massive way.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Question, what's a big deal with the Oasis, Like just
from A thirty three, right, So I was probably listening
to smash Mouth or something. That's a band. Yeah, it's
a band, I know, but I kind of missed it
and now I'm coming to it kind of later. Yeah,
and some of the songs like, oh, yeah, they're pretty good,
you know what I mean. But I'm like, what's the
massive deal with them?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
It's all of the great songs. Well, yeah, they're widely
regarded as he is regarded as one of the best
songwriters in history, and and Liam is regarded as one
of the best vocalists in rock history as well. And
in fact, they came out of the same house and
it was sort of all they work. They came out
at a time when the UK didn't really have a
band to get behind, and so it was a massive
(06:35):
zeitgeiste sort of a band, but they just had hat
after hit after it just did not stop. And then
also there was all the drugs, the alcohol, the incredible interviews.
There are two of the funniest men on the planet,
although people took them pretty seriously. You know, they're going
out with the most beautiful woman in the world, as
Kate Mice and all that sort of stuff. They're having
fist fights on stage. They were pure rock and roll
(06:57):
at a time where everything was a little bit mundane.
And yeah, it's going to be absolutely massive.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Have they run out of money?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I don't think either of you have run out of
mony my cynical view of it. No, I mean both
of them have done incredibly well. Liam has released i
think three solo albums in the last four years, all
of them have gone to number one. He's had sold
out wow, He's had sold out tours all around the world.
I've been to one of them. Incredibly You just a
great performer. And Noel has had about four albums come
(07:28):
out as well that have all gone to number one.
They tour sold out gigs all around the world. But
this will be absolutely on another level.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm stoked about it. I love Oasis.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I love it. Speaking of which, hey, wooh.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
No, this is Oasis.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's indeed sound Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
past four o'clock. And of course the worry is played
again this weekend. It was the last home game for
the great Shawn Johnson. Sadly, Charlie, gab your mad basket,
it wasn't to be, and oddly reminiscent really of the
(08:13):
season for the Warriors. A Hessen a raw start, reeled
in and then spanked.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, that's right, it was had a bit of that
feeling about. I thought we were going to be on
when Sean came out all those neon lights and smoke machines.
But we dropped the ball on the first set and
we defend. We ended the line very well. We got
back down there, scored a couple of tries and then
(08:40):
Bulldogs got their way back and it got some very
favorable calls from the rest, which might not have changed
the game. But who knows. Ought to be nice to
play against twelve players, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
If you can't shoulder charge somebody in the head, what's
the game coming to?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Totally man, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about it like,
that's why I know, that's why my mum wanted me.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
To play the game, Charlie. That particular shelter charge, I mean,
obviously Roger had to leave the field is one of
our best attacking weapons and it's now looking like the
bloke who did at Crichton is going to be facing
potentially some games on the sideline. And that's the second
time that's happened to us the Warriors this year. Charlie.
(09:24):
It's almost like the Warrior is getting the rough end
of the stick when it comes to riffing. Man, have
you noticed that?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, But I don't speak too much more from from
the rests. You know, they're like, to be fair, they're
a bunch of memorids and I would say that like
the tackle to me, it wasn't that bad, but from
from what they've been doing all season, that's a clear
ten in the burn. Yeah, so you know, the refs
made their bed and they don't want to sleep on it.
(09:51):
And Mount Smart's the thing.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It's consistency is all I want, right And it was
similar in the second half when old mate Barnett copped
one the face as well that split him open. He
just refused to play the ball until the until the
bunker had a look at it and that was all
good as well. That's just a penalty.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Too, Yeah, that was both of them were not even
penalties until they stayed down, yes, and the rest just
play the ball and then they look at it and
it's a clear shoulder to the head. But what can
you do. We can't cry over spilt milk. You know,
you just got a floorsucker.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And Charlie, yeah, I mean, you know, not to send
off that we wanted for the great Shawan Johnson his
final game at home. But what a career, mate, what
a player. He's going to be missed, isn't he.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, he'll be missed, you know what. But he's left
a legacy. Just it wasn't a Sabari legacy.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Brother, No, that's right, that's right. I think we are.
We're like it to have him.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We're also in terms of the Warriors, I think I'm
probably grateful that they haven't made the finals because it
just saved saves us watching and getting pumped one more
game in the season. But I was just having a
look at some stats before we came on, Charlie. We
lost one game by a six point, we lost two
games by four points, we lost two games by two points,
we lost two games by one point, and we drew
(11:08):
a game. So we're certainly keeping ourselves. That's that's a
third of the season there where we're right in these
games and we just sort of we just can't do it, man.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, It's just one of those big moments,
just aren't you know, we're not making them go our way?
But you're right, like we've been right in every game,
even the ones that we lost, you know, like even
this one here, but we could have won it, but
we just just almost found a way to lose.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I wish I knew what it was, but I don't.
But I'm just.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
On the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Mate. Well, you were on the Hammer and the Sheds
on after the game and you reckon that there there's
a bunch of backbones and there in twenty twenty five
is our year, Charlie gub yep yeap.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, definitely. We had some robust conversation and they know
they know what we're feeling and and yeah, obviously you
know that there's some pretty high core dudes in there
and they're bringing it twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Right, We're building, We're building, Charlie, Just just a question
before we get into the Porter King Player of the Round.
For what would have been four nights ago here in Auckland,
the window was so ferocious that it actually blew over
a portloo right by my house. However, we were just
in Wellington over the weekend and I saw a number
of Porter King portaloos and none of them were blowing
(12:32):
over man. What's the secret?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, we just feel different, like I'm not your run
of the mill hypool, you know, superlue that kind of
stuff for them. Just a bit different, but a bit
more backbone onto the ground, a couple of concrete pulps.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Because there's some rumors going around in the trade there
that you deliver them half full of steamers MUGGI.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I did not need to comments and listening to that.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You don't need that slapping around in the back of
the truck there, that's for sure. Hey, Charlie, it's been
an absolute pleasure having you on throughout the season. Mate,
who is your player of the day.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I'll give it to the young fellow off the bench, super.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Cooler Yeah, Demitric. Yeah he was good.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But he's good man, he's good. And what he's got
a backbone?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, good stuff, Charlie. Hey, well there's one final game, yeah,
Charlie up. I was going to say I was a
bit pre ejaculative there. Who are we playing?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Next week sharks way. Oh yeah, oh well but Charlie,
thank you very much for chatting mate, And to all
those listening, don't forget if you need to do Peas
and Wellington, give old Porter King of Ring and they'll
sort you out.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Ah, Charlie, No, we'll sort you out. And yeah yeah,
and do a real good cash price.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, your promo code backbone and he'll sort you out.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Big Show pod, Yes, indeed Bush there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five
minutes of five o'clock. Now it's daffit all day fellas.
This Friday. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars,
aren't we boys.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's right, we're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
for Cancer Society. Yes, this is also aligned with A
and Z as well. And if we get to one
hundred thousand dollars, one of us will have to bungee
jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but a
sort of slim fitting velvet daffodil suit.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, what are we up to? How much are we
up to? Just over thirty seven thousand, so we can
do it man, we can do it if you want
to see one of us, Jason jumping off the Harbridge
dressed up ridiculous, sleep keazy. Are you're good? Yeah, you're
gonna have to text donate to two four four two
right now to get the link. Then you'll be able
(14:51):
to donate there because if doesn't get a hundred thusand dollars,
we don't have to do anything.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just sweet, just on that front. I mean, how are
we going to decide who gets to jump off the bridge?
Because we're going to get there, man, I've got no
doubts about it.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Don't know, we've come up with something. Oh I know,
if someone coughs and then sees someone's name, they have
to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
What you have to do probably makes sense.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Actually, yeah, good young buck like yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, man, you've got a good spine on you as well.
Already good in that little outfit as well.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I reckon and also ticks donate to two four four
two right now to see someone jump off the Harbridge.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
There.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Hey, coming up after five o'clock sports wrap of the weekend.
There's quite a bit of sports on which was exciting.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Also one final chance to win your dad something nice
for Father's day thanks to the insured post.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well that after five Beautiful the whole.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Actual Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod I can.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your Monday. Okay,
you're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
night Day. Very good. I think it's good that we're
not going down.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You like that?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think it was the going down that
was stuffing us out with the.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
One who was making us go down.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, it's my bad as the leader of the vocals there.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Hey, I just want to do a big shout out
to to Wellington. We were down there on Friday. Always
great to get down there, Always great to meet all
the backbones that listen to the show, and of course
great to be a part of Beervana fantastic event is
always as popular as always. It was a shame that
the weather didn't come to the party, but it was
a beautiful day on the set day, so I'm sure
(16:35):
it was thumping on the Saturday morning afternoon did the
two sessions.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, I had a great time down to Wellington and
we discussed this at length actually on today's podcast outro.
Not a huge fan of it. Wellington. Sure, are there
certain cities I love. I love christ Church, Todhunger obviously,
but for me especially that last one made him because
of just how horrible the weather was. It didn't take
(17:04):
a lot of Wellington. Wellington.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Sorry, okay, yeah, yeah, Well I'm surely our fans down
there will love hearing you beg it.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No, no, I wasn't begging. I'm just like, are you
begging it?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
One of the things actually we did diet is great.
We want to go down there and do a live
shot at one of the bars. So it takes us
on three four eight three, if you know, a good
bar for the Big Show to do their live show from,
and we'll get it organized and we will get our
asses down there specifically for you Wellington. Your MESSI of backpones.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
In the meantime, that's a backpone.
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Get back to the tubes.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
It's going to the same age The Darchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yes, indeed, wine Stripes there on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past five o'clock
and you've got a real what something's really bugging you
at the moment, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Key? Would you say it's bugging me? Jason?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, I would say it's bugging you. Yes, bugging.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Someone's been bugging me. Fellas spent Sunday walking around. We're
driving around O neighborhood and just looking at a few
houses that we're having open homes. Oh yeah, because we've
had our first house. We've been in it for about
six or seven years now, and we're like, you know,
maybe we're upsize, little family home might be nice. A
few powers, okay, and this is our No, don't get
all clucky on me. But a few popped up that
(18:29):
sort of tacked a few boxes, and it's like, you
may as well go out, get the ball roll and
start looking at places. Sure, and the thing that's been
bugging me is first house we went to headlock around
was great. The guy who was showing it to us
was really nice, pretty chill. Second house, same thing, nice
chill guy. Yeah, look around or whatever you want, answer
some questions. Third house we're into was this young female.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
She would have been, oh god, no, why are we
bringing six? So first two guys were chill, guys, and
now we've got a woman involved. Okay, go on, go on.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
There's a young female, probably between the age of twenty
five to thirty. She had like really nice clothes on.
She pulled up in a really flash out e for
five minutes late, so we were waiting for her to
actually enter the property.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She didn't say high or anything, slapped down a few signs,
opened the door, put a you boom on with some music,
and then proceeded to be the most unfriendly person I've
ever dealt with. Right, So We're looking around the property
and the whole time, I'm like, I don't want to
buy this place just because she's going to get commissioned.
She has been one of the most unfriendly people I've
ever met, and she's going to take tens of thousands
of dollars off the people who sell it. Yeah, you
(19:33):
know what I mean. And it made me think is like,
I can chat, you know, I can sell something. My
wife does marketing. I reckon that when it comes to
selling our house, we could just do it ourselves. What
do you reckon? Have you ever thought about that? Yes,
about you selling your own house? No, you selling your
own house? You know having a crack at it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Absolutely, I have kezy because you're right, it's one thing
that really bugs me.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh would you say it bugs you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, buggy because you always think about your real
estate agent. They get a pretty nice little dollop of
cash from selling your house, don't they.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They do.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
They get a fear old wedge of your overall wealth.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Really the vast majority of that goes to the company
and not to the not to the real estate. There
are considerable percentage, huge percentage.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Then it's even so it's still money. I mean, I
don't know if you guys know this about me, but
I used to be a daughter door salesman, and I'll
tell you what. Ho J's got some moves.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Also, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm pretty good at, you know, making people relax, making
po feel good. And I remember there was.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That guy that invited you into the house and offered
you a beer, and then you had ten, and then
he asked you to leave. Is that an example of
what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Probably not the best example of what I'm talking about,
but certainly I thought to myself, Look, what you need
is a couple of good snaps. But ho charm Bob's
your uncle.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Well, this is what I've decided to. I'm like, when
it comes time to sell our house, I will show
the house. And my wife is pretty chatty as well.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's fine, she's no mind. She's a marketer, so she
knows what to do. I can write up the little
listening you put it on trade me or whatever if
you as long as you've got a good photographer and
a good videographer, and maybe film a little video, because
half of those are bloody cheesy when you watch them
as well, and you go, oh god, I'm thinking, ship
I reckon, I could do this. Okay, what do you reckon?
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I can totally. Yeah, I can see you're doing that.
Keezy have a crack, definitely. Do you want to have
a bit of a run? Maybe give it a try,
I mean give it a try with us fatals mogie
and I would come and say.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
As like a young couple, Yeah, like a young couple,
Yeah some way, and I'll show you through the house.
Yeah sure, absolutely, it's true.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
We'll do that next day.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
If we do that next Okay, well don't we do
that next? Sore? We go?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Should we do it next?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
After this?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Gorilla's there on the radio. Hold Nokey Big. She had
this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty one minutes past
five o'clock. Now, Keyesy's been really bagged by real estate
agents and he reckons.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Not all really, but a yes. So we had a
look at the house over a few houses over the weekend.
The first two guys were really nice and shelled the
third she was a young woman and she was one
of the rudest people I've ever dealt with. Yeah, she
wasn't read because she was a woman though. No, no,
because now people are going to think it's the impression
that you gave.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'm just sort of covering your arm. Sure, Sure, because
I put the siren on there. Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I'm not very good at impressions anyway. So that's my bed.
So we're going to a run through where you've come
to view my house. Sure, I'm selling it privately and sale.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I always think of those sorts of people who do
private sales as people that sort of do home schooling
for something, sort of they don't drink the water because
it's got flu ride and they're a little bit whacker,
you know. Anyway, we'll see what kind of freak you
do to be.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And they wear like sackcloth and always go to health
stores all the time.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You yeah, totally all right. So I'm the real estate agent.
You've just pulled up outside my house there and you've
popped out of the car, right, good, Hey, guys, welcome
to up in my house? Is actually my house is
a private sale? How you going?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Good?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah cool. I'm cres by the way, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah you too.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, I'm Mike, Mike what was your name?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Sorry, he's got good with people. Just eat everything through me,
right because he fires that. He's got a hell of
a team problem. So I'm just saying, and you know,
it's just would we just look at the house please?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, no worries. Sorry, So Mike, was it? Is there
anything you'd like to know about the house before we
get in there? What are your neighbors like, man, any
knacks on the street? Well, I don't know what. No,
I don't think that'd be knacks. Although, to be honest,
we've never really done anything like illegal. Are you planning
on doing some legal It doesn't surprise me. Hey, nana,
Oh why do you ask? Okay, well, let's go over
looking then, just coming here into the lounge. Through the lounge,
(24:01):
nice open space.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
There smells of wheeze a bit. You got a cat
or something?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
No, we don't have a cat.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Smells very ammony.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Sorry, what was your name?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Man?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Just direct that question to me? So what was? Can
you just inform your partners that your partner, yeah, that
we don't have a cat.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Actually quite a personal question, but anyway, yeah, what that is?
He my partner?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do we just see the house please?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Just that you're holding hands? Yeah? Sure, So this is
the lounge as you can see, it flows nicely into
the kitchen area.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Wow, we'll be putting the wall taking a wall out.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
We'll hang on because we just took the wall out
and you can put one back. Have you still got it? No, sorry,
because we'll put it back the entire wall. That would
save us some money.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
If you've still got the wall, Yeah, we'll put it
back in.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Okay, So you're pretty keen to cruel space looking man?
Spacious underneath? Yeah, it's about a meter high, i'd say
up on paths. Sounds good.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
But you got stuff on the roof. There a space
in the roof.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, there's like pink beats in that up there. Anything
reflective out there. You've got any ten foil or anything
like that up there? No, I've got anyway. Yeah, but anyway,
let's go down the hallway here. It's okay. Look at
the space of bedrooms, fellers. Look at these in built wardrobes.
You know, plenty of room. Pretty standard. Wow. I don't
know if you've been around Auckland, so that standard to
(25:20):
have built.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I didn't come out for an argument, mate, Sorry, just
stick to you. Just all the things that we've seen.
It's pretty standard, right, So just so you know the
market that you're operating in, men, Yeah, and I know
this is the only house you're selling. Like often we'll
go and look at the house and we'll be dealing
with the real estate agent. They might be selling thirty houses,
so they really understand the market.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You're only selling one. So I'm just selling you these
bedrooms standard.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah. And can I just a little tip for you there, buddy,
maybe think about your dove covers a little bit, right.
I know what's going on there with the pineapples, but my.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Wife likes pineapples, all right, I chose that one in
the spare room.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
The whole actual Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Cheesy.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
System of it down there on the radio Honucky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five point thirty four. Now.
If you want to win an n ZI Post package
from one of the fellows here thanks to our mates
at in Zi Post for Father's Day, give us a
call right now on oh eight hundred Hodaki and we
see if it can sort you out.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That's right. You'll have to choose for your particular father
between my package, Mogi's package, or Hoidi J's package. And
just a reminder that this Sunday, first of September is
in fact Father's Day. That can't be right, man. It's
ages away, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's not actually that
far away. It's only five or six days away, al right, five.
So if you want to send a package and get
(26:38):
it to your dad on time, make sure you send
it by the twenty eighth, which is old Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
There.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
I was talking to someone earlier today and they were
violently adamant it was miles away, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Violently adamant. Yeah, that doesn't sound correct.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Aperplect that almost?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, what is.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Are you good with Father's Day? Keizy? You strike me
as a sort of fellow. That probably is good. You
get your father's stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I always get my dad's that's for it. I'll use
he's had to buy for because he's got a case
of the sort of thing that I've got with. If
I want something, I just buy it. Oh, because you've
got so much money.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, it's because I can't be like it because in
a gaming podcast, day's rolling it in?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Can you not do a drive by my gaming podcast
by the way? Please? But no, he but like he's
got everything he wants, you know what I mean? So
you have to surprise him with something. But now basically
just a restaurant voucher or something. Really, would you go
to restaurant virture? Yes, that's right. They love going out
for dinner. It's like their hobby eating. I'd have to
be able to get my idea of the restaurant, virtu.
(27:36):
Why don't you?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Why not? Why why haven't you?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Ah, he's passed away, all right, Yeah they don't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
There's no point. Make sure you go to the Sorry
about that. You keep forgetting about that. Let's go to
Josh from Wellington.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
There man, Yeah, mate, how's the go Josh?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh, I've got a couple of them.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh yeah, well yeahd on you mate. That's sign of
the ages, really, isn't it. We've all got like six
dads and about fifty grandparents the weekend.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Nice, Hey, Josh, So you're going to have to choose one of
our packages to send to one of your dads. This
particular dad you're going to send it to. What about
him is so great?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The fact that he's lacking in the hair department.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Oh yeah, that's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
That's lovely.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's really nice, Josh, because he got a T shirt
because there's a dad.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Most dads have got a T shirt that says it's
not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a
sex machine.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Is your dad a sex machine? Would you say?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The Josh? Monday to Friday? He is, Yeah, on the
weekend though.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It just takes the weekend off for your nice different Well, listen, Josh,
we're going to talk about our packages now yourself and
you get to the side. We'll go with Keyesy's package
for you, shall we?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
My pair agains Josh Aka, your daddy will like it.
Hang on, hang on reading on my package. It's a
nice socket set there, a fat Freddy's Drop final based
on a true story, and a Links Africa gift pack.
That's my package.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, my package, Josh, feeling really good about it at
the moment because no one's picking it.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
But go on, you'll find out why, Josh. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Two boxes of scorch dilmonds.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Josh, it's about seven dollars of value.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Lovely packet of jockey underwear, about four or five peers
in there, and.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
A soap on a road. Yeah, it's about twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
A well, I've got a backbone T shirt there for
your old man, a warrior's jersey which is going to
be hugely up valued next year and when we start
caning it. Next year is our year after all, and
a little head message there if you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It just sounds perfect considering he's got no here.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, whose package do you want? Josh?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I would love Mogi's package.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Good choice, mate.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Can I just make your point what it's not about you?
It's not about the money, It's not about how much
it's worth.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
No, it's about the gifts, right, it's about which gift thought,
which gift is going to show your dad most that
you appreciate him.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
And a couple of box of chuk is in some
mondays the same thing. Yeah yeah, anyway, Josh again, you
have a pugstar on there, mates and he'll sort you out.
That's your final chance to win that for you. Dare,
by the way, so if you've missed out, you have
to go and buy you.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Go, Jase, anybody interested in your little package, your tiny
little package that you got the No.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
One to my package.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
The whole Arky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Lead Zepplin There on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six. Some interesting
sporting action over the weekend. Let's get into that.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Cla clan, clan, What sports do you want to chat about? First?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I think we should start off with the magnificent legend
that is Lydia Coe.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
If we're gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Golf chat with double Bogeye Mogie.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
So good.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hell of a performance, wasn't it. There she was in
the window of the range. She was fortunate that the
overnight leader. Just had an absolute shocking Yah absolutely collapse
in the face of the switch. You can only imagine
would be insurmountable stress and pressure going into the last
day trying to retain a lead, and in the end
she couldn't do it, and Lydia co held her nervous
(31:48):
she did when winning her Golden Paris this year, and
doesn't she.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Do it's all proud of.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I've seen Jason has already chat about her winning the
award next year for the Halberg. Yes, should we consider
a lock for the Hellberg? My answer would be yes,
I would say so.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
And then two weeks later a major Yeah, hell.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Of a run because in many ways, the last of
a year and a half she's been in the wilderness
a little bit. She's been really, really, really struggling with
her game. But it just shows the champion that she
is that she wins the gold medal, then she wins
the British Open. Life is good for her. Over twenty
million in career earnings plus all the sponsorship. I reckon
she should just put her feed up and retire and
(32:28):
have a good time.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Well that's exactly what she plans to do. I can't
remember how old are your co is? But when she's thirty,
I think she's twenty nine. Now, yeah, she gets thirty,
she's hanging it up. She's done.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, what an amazing career, What an amazing human being.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I also understand that even though she has won all
of that money, Jason, it is not an insignificant sum.
She's also engaged or indeed married, the sun of the Hyundai,
the chairman of Hyundai Wow manufacturers. So yeah, look, money's
not an issue. They've got Jundas coming out of the ears.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I don't imagine getting my food box, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Where does Shondai money rate compared to like Dog Squad money.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Well, they're pretty similar, really pretty similar actually on the
market there keys He's.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
So one of the biggest automotive companies in the world
is almost on par with Dog Squad, almost not.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Quite far out wish Hey, Now, an interesting thing happened
to me on I thought you were going into a
song there thought. I was sitting on my couch on
Sunday morning and my wife, my wife said to me,
are you watching the America's Cup? And I went.
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Bloody hell, that's right, because I think it started on
the twenty food maybe. So I went onto Channel three,
which which is broadcasting it, and lo and behold there's
the America's Cap. Now, if you ever said to me
ten years ago, Jase, would you like to watch people sailing?
I would have gone, sir, I couldn't think of anything
more boring in my life. But I'm an edit for
(34:04):
the America's Cup.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I don't know why. I just find it and trawling. Unfortunately,
technology is a great thing, but in this case, it's
made the America's Cup exceedingly dull.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Oh really, what's happened?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Basically, whoever wins the start wins the race. I think
in the first like ten races, not one pass. There's
no tacking duels. It's just go the start line first
and put the foot down. See you laid up to
Apart from the last race, which was between Lunarosa and
New Zealand, we had the lead and they overtook us,
(34:40):
but then they got penalized and we went in the year.
And I have to say it is they are incredible,
incredible beasts, these yachts, but you don't see anyone sailing.
They're all in the hole. So it's it's just kind
of weird.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
What you was boats hone around people pulling rope.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, and you want to see them saying it's sailing
and having tacking duels, and you know the lead up
coming and going, but it's not happening rolls with the technology.
It's quite kind of boring.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Hang on a question. Where is the America's Cutlas year?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's in.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Such a beautiful horizon, Keysy Barcelona. And also it goes
for about six weeks, doesn't finish around about October the twelfth.
There's all sorts of regettas and carry on, which on
one did.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But they all look pretty fast, I'll say that. So
I don't think you see on the streets here like
we normally are. Is it a David Vibe.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
The whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Dave Bowie there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
The time is five or six David bow Yeah, man,
why do you say like that?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Because I knew you put me up on because you've
been doing it all days. Guys, another opportunity.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Just lift your game, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Assure then? Hey, speaking of what what's for teen us?
Getting with me.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Speaking of left in our game, we're going to go
to one of our most successful segments on radio.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Exactly, exactly, that's right. It's the segment where you text
in on three four eight three what you're having for dinner,
and in exchange, we read it out on the radio.
These two probably bag it and then you win a
fifty on a night and day. Oh you might.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You're in the drawer. Certainly, we don't. We don't always
bag it. Keys are quite nice.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah, some of them are foul of course, three four
eight three? What are you having for tea?
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Do that?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
And we'll get into that after six. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Also, what's on the TV with markem and Hog If
you haven't heard that before, make sure you're tuning after
sex because that's a real.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Dude, you're turning it into a movie. Wow, what's about that?
After six?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
He's a d a massive bagbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night. That was
so good. Hey. You know, if you're into podcasts, you
should listen to our podcast outro which is bonus material
(37:14):
we do outside of the radio show. It's a bit
more relaxed or not. It's a bit more rat sometimes
it's a bit more free flying. Go and check it out.
Today's one. I can't have no idea what we were
talking about.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's about your wife and her work. Does say you
work in radio and do f al while I'm actually
doing a job that helps people.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Never weirdly enough, never?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
No, Ok, she should.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
It's been a busy couple of weeks, so she's a
bit more, you know. She gets four day weekends every week,
all right, Yeah, and two half days, which is still
more than I work in a week. It's interesting, isn't it,
because of people think radio well you're doing is sitting
there and talking to it. But it's hard work, fellows
(38:06):
heap hard.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
I got a cough at the moment from doing this show.
I noticed nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I always find, actually on the Monday that my throat
always goes a bit wobbly while I'm doing the show
because I haven't really spoken that much during the weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
And then all of a sudden you're walking in this way, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Then it's just talking, talking, talking the whole time. You know,
it's hard work New Zealand. Hey know, liston Texas three
eight three and let us know what's for tea in
your house? And when you get into that next show, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
The Wholearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Radio.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Here there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time for tikes.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
What's for Tea, New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
With me Kid.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yellow Wheese that crash you can't remember the monkey porn
doesn't like monkey porn? Edmund boy Voucher.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Kid No Voucher Boy, Captain Edmund? Can I say, Jay,
since you started dying you're here, it's looking really good man.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Thanks man. It's that magic powder that they put in
it so good.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Someone actually messaged me over the weekend being I didn't
after seeing Jason person, I didn't realize he died is
here and I was like, nah, he doesn't do that, man,
But then it turns out he does. Yeah, but he
puts powder in it though, Yeah, powder boy, Blackening, powder boys,
powder puff. A lot of people taxing it on three
Fight three what they're having for dinner fellas, which is great.
Yell like, what, well, get a fella's bread here? Yeah,
(39:46):
texting him from christ chitch tonight, I'm having fried chicken
and mesh with gravy. Fried chicken and mesh with gravy.
Kind of gravy chicken gravy out of a packet, Maggie, you.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Got any green beans in there? When you don't get
a body like bread pet by not eating your greens?
Speaker 4 (40:04):
So I missed their part. Brussels sprouts and beans, no
spinach muscles. Okay, it's interesting. That sound young. He probably
pukes it up later though.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Oh yeah, no doubt good A guys hey chee chee here?
Who chee chee chee chee and chongy It sounds racist?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Comedians cheach and chong Chi.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Did they great comedians? The movie Up and Smoke. Watch
that one, Keezy if you haven't seen it already. Very good,
very good. I'm making beef strong enough.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Well, I think the background summed that up perfectly. Well.
I'm not a big fan of a beef strogan. I've
never maybe had a good one, that's all.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
They could be part of it, but oftentimes you wouldn't
use the beef cat to go and a strong enough
you know what I mean, you're dealing with a pretty
horrific cat. Yes, at that point. Is it a wine
in there? We've got some kind of an alcohol in there,
don't we think there's a red Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I believe so.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, but the mash? Will you save it when we're younger?
It's yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Across the road.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I would go for a snitzeer rather than But I
know you didn't have good Sure.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
It's funny because you said Beecke strogging off and then
corrected yourself. You're really opened yourself up for a bit
of a nose joke there, but it didn't happen. Good Ay, guys,
Pete here from christ here.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
It's Pete Peter Plumley Walker, that's.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Right, former cricket umpire and yeah, and died over the
hook of falls. Not Peter dinklic No, that would be ridiculous.
Definitely Peter Plumley Walker. Ah, homemade chicken curry made with
love by my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I guarantee that it'll be foul.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
It's not very good for her confidence.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Well, she's probably not listening to the show, so that's okay.
I mean I love kids cooking, they're just not.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Very good at it.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Tyler here feelers, Oh my god, Tyler Peterre the actor,
he's African American keysy. It's very very funny, very funny actor.
Have you not seen any of his film? No, it's
not it's just sound the racism. Sorry, no, I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
You haven't seen any of his.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Man.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
That's not that's not necessary.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Tyler Durden, Yeah, from Fight Club. Yeah, that's what it was.
Good a flowers.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Tonight, I'm having some fat, old pork chops with the
old marsh and gravy and a couple of bruskies to
wet the whistle cheers and gravy. That's a couple of
mation gravy with here tonight. Well, it's winter in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I'll be honest with you. I don't mind a bit
of mash and a bit of gravy, you know, action
a pork chop pork chops, Yeah, not so much unless
it's an apple sauce.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I've got a real thing. Oh god, you're and your
fruit fruit.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
You've got to have apple sauce with pork.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I disagree. Okay, it's funny because the other day, we
were watching it on YouTube. You can watch like videos
of people preparing food and restaurants. We're watching one of
like a really old guy making an oud On soup
that had made for decades. Yeah sure, and it's like
really complex and there's all these different flavors and stuff,
and meanwhile we're just sitting there eating a pork chop.
I was just like, man, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Hold Arkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
And Kesey is indeed Mutton Birds there on the radio.
Hold Arkey Big Show this Monday evening. But right now
it's time for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Hi guys, what did I watch? I watched The Instigators
on Apple TV. You guys heard about this one.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Who's in that one? Ben Fleck? I seen the thumbnail
Ben a Fleck. That's not true.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Casey Fleck and Matt Damon quite like the Academy of Water.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
He's very good.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
He's a smarter role he's played a million times before.
It's about a bank robbery that goes wrong. It feels
like something you've seen a million times before. Directed by
Doug Lyman, who's done some very good films, including one
of my favorites, which is the Edge of Tomorrow, which
is the one with old Tom Cruise. And he also
did the Bourne movies. Yes, so very good director. But
(44:31):
the last movie he did was Roadhouse, that one with
Jake Gillen Hall that you hate it, that I absolutely hated.
This is some of the most boring tat that you'll
ever see pedaled out as an excuse for a movie.
Zero tension, zero steaks, relies entirely on star power.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
They're good.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
I gave it about forty forty five minutes and it
was just I'd rather be doing anything else. I'd rather
be looking at the wall than watching that kind.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Of just wow, terrible.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I mean it's not terrious, that's fine, but I'm so
old that I've seen so many of them. I'm just
I don't need to watch another one of these. It's
got Ron Perlman in it as well, yes, like as
an individual, massive LANs and head on the bass he does,
doesn't it. It's a big head. But yeah, Apple TV,
I give it. I'm gonna wait mine. In terms of
(45:22):
should you watch it, I give it zero buzzies.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Sure, okay out of five. Yeah, I won't bother then,
even though I don't have Apple. I went to see
a movie with my wife last night called We Were Dangerous. Yeah,
a New Zealand film is the one.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
You were like, Oh, I'm gonna go watch this New
Zealand film on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yes. I was like that, that's absolutely right, Kesy and
I was like, oh, for God's sake, m But I
really enjoyed it. Um. It's basically the story of sort
of delinquent girls who have misbehaved and get put in
this home. The home then gets moved to this remote
island where they're disciplined by the matron, who is Luema Tiwata,
(46:06):
who is always great iconum. And it gets very sinister
because the authorities decide that actually, because these girls are delinquent,
because they're sexual perverts, they'll never amount to anything. Let's
sterilize them, sure you know what I mean, so that
they can never have kids. The performances beautiful and the
(46:31):
young girl I can't think of her name at the
moment who played Daisy, who's about sort of fourteen years old,
such an amazing performance. My only criticism of it was
that it wrapped up very quickly, right, like the storyline
was going on quite nicely, and then it went do
do do in a story right, and which was disappointing.
(46:51):
But having said that, it was only about you know,
seventy minutes long or something like that, really, which I appreciate.
I appreciate as well. Yeah, it didn't feel very long. Yeah,
it might be longer than that. Maybe it was eighty that.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Might have been. Was it Erina James in the role
of Daisy?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Possibly? All I know about her is that, because my
wife knows that the director quite well, was that she'd
never auditioned in her life Mania Hall. She did it
as a joke, the audition and was just brilliant.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
It's how Anna Paquin got the piano as she went
along with her sister who was auditioning, and then was
asked to audition herself.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
And can I also say that, actually all the actors
in that show were.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Very very good. Do you reckon that'll ever happen with me?
Just auditioning kind of as a joke, audition as a joke,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Sort of That's a good way of approaching it, right.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
What was the name of that film by thay we
were dangerous. Oh yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hnarchy.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I took monkeys there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now listen. We had beer and pie July,
of course, and we asked you, the listeners, to send
in your pie recipe, what kind of pie you would
like to see, And I believe our winner was a
jalipino What was it again, Geezy?
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Just a Kalipino pie.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
And b for something.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Lemons, crack pepper, crack pepper. So it's just pastry with
jalapenos and lemons. Oh, how good that's gonna be so good? No, sorry,
just reading here Dad's pies, no anger steak yes, and
Kalipino cheese pie. That sounds amazing, sounds really good.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
So that put sauce on that, Geezy?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
No, I wouldn't. I only put sauce on like a
steak pie if it's not particularly not very tasty, you know, sure,
but a good like award winning steak pie. Do you
just have it as it is fair enough? Or a
mince or a mince and cheese.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Jason, Yeah, I sauce everything, okay, yeah?
Speaker 6 (48:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
So we whittled this down. Thousands of people sent through
the pies that they would like to be made. We
whittled it down to four. It was voted upon and
this was the final one, Anger Steak and Jalapeno Cheese
that is going to be released later on this year.
It is currently the Dad's Pies experts are taking it away.
They are in their bakery right now. They're working up
a prototype of the pie and over the next few
(49:13):
weeks we're going to be having our first ever taste
of it. Yeah, that'd be good, So keep listening and
you might actually be able to sink your teeth into
one as well.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Yeah boy here, Well, hopefully they ship a few over
in our direction because.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
It was quite nice, bloody delicious.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
They sound really good and it was quite nice having
pies in the warmer all the time whenever you came
into work.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
I feel like jalapenos is something that's really caught on lately.
That is that something that was around back in the day.
Oh they had had apenio, But like, I feel like
people are really getting on board the haalopeno. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
It's globalization, isn't it. Jace As the walls come down
and people stop being so racistly prepared to take on
furious ethnic cuisines. If I can say that, Jason, sure
there was a time you would be beaten up for it.
In the jalapeno really just now they love it. If
you eat a jalopino avocado, you get the beats.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
We had a real Piery Piero sauce period.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Do you that with Perry Perry period?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You know what it was like with Peery Piri sauce.
And it's like, I don't even like Pierry Pierri sauce.
Take your Peery Piri sauce, and I tell you what
you can do with your Peery Pierri sauce.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
And why were you like this? Because it was from
South America?
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
You know, just because I'm just gonna play this real well.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
The whole key Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in and.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Whether you go your mad Bastard's actually a Monday over
and done with. I'm predicting a quiet night for you tonight, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Every night to quiet night for me. Man, Yet a
little bit of work. I wouldn't mind another bath. I
wouldn't mind reading a book.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
You know, like subs in your bath.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
I do put on not so you know what, you
get a little bit of lemby this, a little bit
of crack paper.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, nice one of.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Those bath rack things that sits over the top of
the bath. You have your laptop on there, and do
you work in the bath. That's a good idea. Yeah, exactly,
I'm getting a bit lazy in the bath. Case. You're right,
thanks mane he on. There was or you love doing?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah, you're desicated. Dried chicken and rice. There you're having
a barn put it in the bath.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah, I could cook the chicken in the barth.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Moisten it up a bit.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
He's been getting quite hungry in the bath, jays. Great idea.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah. Now listen, Kesy, what are you up to early
night for you tonight?
Speaker 4 (51:31):
No, okay, now we'll see what's going on. Might go
on along with pug Son. Umm, I just said no,
don't worry about that. Oh in that case, I'll probably
just watching TV with my wife and they've got a
bit early.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I tell you why he won't be online tonight because
Hamm and I were online till about one this morning.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
My God, what are you playing?
Speaker 3 (51:48):
What was I I'll have to ask you don't know
what it was. I was so tired by the end
of it, I didn't even know what were you using?
A really big one?
Speaker 9 (51:56):
Umm.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Now I'm going to take it easy night fellas, I
have a nice meal, talk to my wife. Maybe you
have a bit of scrabble. Maybe we bought some more artwork,
so maybe we're not happy with how we've placed it,
so I replace it until tomorrow, though. Make sure you
check out our Instagram account and all our podcasts until then,
See you later, bye bye.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
Then
The Big Show with Night and Day. Get a hell
of a caffeine fix from your local Night and Day
from just four dollars fifty. Welcome to the Biggest Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's just nice and.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'll give a your mad Barstard's great to you have
your company this Monday afternoon, the twenty sixth of August
twenty twenty four. And you, my friend, are listened to
the Big Show brought to you by Night Well done boys, well.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Done, thanks dead Yes, patronizing.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lead beautifully by hoodie j God look at your movie. Hey,
your type T shirt on there? You are like the
perfect specimen of manhood. Like if I was going to
make a statue. Yeah, I'll get you to get your
kit off and I just chip away at that stone,
the exact image of you. Yeah, alien, how's life scam?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Pretty grassy? You mad dog? There are a sick son
of a be.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know that you know those statues have really small fatus.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
That they do, and so they should, yes, because you
don't want to detract from the overall beauty. And I
think if you start being accurate with the phallus, that
one is endowed with Then people say, lose the overall picture,
don't They sure become distracted, Jace.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's true, And especially if you've got a really weird
circumcession going on too, it'll be really hard to do
in Stone your circumstantion.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Actually, well, the problem would be is if I was
new Jas and if you were the carpenter, if I
could put it that way, I think you were a sculptor.
If I was the one standing before you in that room,
in that state, I would find it very hard not
to find myself in a state of semi arousal at
the very least, and that would make for one hell
of a statue.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Keysy your mad dog.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Can you imagine the sexual tension in that room? Well,
chipping away their keys naked? Maggie, how you going?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for bringing me in on this one, Fellas.
I'm actually really tired today. Sure, I don't know why
have been so hot?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah? Yeah, because you're looking real good, yeah, clean shaven.
I'm loving to hear do at the moment.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Stop saying that it's just the same every single day.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You just looked really good.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But can't you here at the moment You're.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Probably to take a compliment?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Do you have to learn that? Can I just say
sorry about that? And I have one question. It's for you, Jason.
The hell's a circumscision? Woy you said it incorrectly. What's
that about?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You really need to look at you really need to
look at Mogi's circumsctision to right. Yeah, and remember it's
maggot Monday two. So have you you've got a maggot
you want to mention for your Monday Texas now on
three four eight three. In the meantime, let's kick.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Off with a better Faith No More the whole Achy
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and King.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He is indeed massive attack there on the radio Darkey
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Four o'cock sure is mate, saves four o'cck.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, just making sure you guys are on your toes.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's working you.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Shout out to you for maggot Monday, Kezy, what do
you say, brother? Totally our mate. Maggot hasn't been called
anything else since two thousand and one.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
He'll be at the pub now. Shout out to the
up a tavern.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, good, yes, good, definition of the word maggot in
every sense apparently.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Wow, massive shout out to maggot Andrew. He's been getting
wet all day thinking about Jason's honker.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We had this very weird experience speaking of my honker
while we were down in Wellington and there was a
guy on his stag do and one of his tasks
was to kiss my honker. You were a call, fellows,
and he shoved his tongue right up there too. It
was quite off putting.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
We've we've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, fellows. Some pretty exciting stuff, some pretty exciting rumors
coming out of the United Kingdom. It seems that Oasis
are on the verge of reuniting after fifteen years of
not only not been a band anymore, but the two
brothers actively hating each other's gats and the press and
bagging each other. Very funny. I found it very entertaining
(04:28):
but also a little bit sad. This morning on Liam
Gallagher's his Instagram and Twitter, as well as Oasis and
Noel simultaneously, they did a drop which said in the
sort of Oasis graphic design twenty seventh eight twenty twenty four,
eight am so there's going to be announcement which is
(04:49):
six pm tomorrow night our time. There has also been
chat online that they are going to be doing ten
consecutive nights at Wembley Wembley Stadium that would Jesus, that
would smash Taylor Swift's eight gig record set earlier this month,
and then they're also going to do ten gigs in
Manchester and also some chat about a world tour after that.
(05:13):
There's been a little bit of rumors around over the
last few weeks because they've each been speaking in the
press and been complimentary about each other, which sort of
suggested that the ice was melted and they were about
to do something. This will be the biggest thing to
happen in rock music, since I don't know when, I'll
be doing absolutely everything I can to get over to
(05:35):
the UK to go and see that they've played gigs
in front of two hundred and fifty thousand people. There's
some incredible concerts you can see on YouTube, and the
feeling for them only continues to grow. Even though we're
a couple of generations down from them being in their prime,
their music still connects in a massive way.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Question, what's a big deal with the Oasis, Like just
from A thirty three, right, So I was probably listening
to smash Mouth or something. That's a band. Yeah, it's
a band, I know, but I kind of missed it
and now I'm coming to it kind of later. Yeah,
and some of the songs like, oh, yeah, they're pretty good,
you know what I mean. But I'm like, what's the
massive deal with them?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
It's all of the great songs. Well, yeah, they're widely
regarded as he is regarded as one of the best
songwriters in history, and and Liam is regarded as one
of the best vocalists in rock history as well. And
in fact, they came out of the same house and
it was sort of all they work. They came out
at a time when the UK didn't really have a
band to get behind, and so it was a massive
(06:35):
zeitgeiste sort of a band, but they just had hat
after hit after it just did not stop. And then
also there was all the drugs, the alcohol, the incredible interviews.
There are two of the funniest men on the planet,
although people took them pretty seriously. You know, they're going
out with the most beautiful woman in the world, as
Kate Mice and all that sort of stuff. They're having
fist fights on stage. They were pure rock and roll
(06:57):
at a time where everything was a little bit mundane.
And yeah, it's going to be absolutely massive.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Have they run out of money?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I don't think either of you have run out of
mony my cynical view of it. No, I mean both
of them have done incredibly well. Liam has released i
think three solo albums in the last four years, all
of them have gone to number one. He's had sold
out wow, He's had sold out tours all around the world.
I've been to one of them. Incredibly You just a
great performer. And Noel has had about four albums come
(07:28):
out as well that have all gone to number one.
They tour sold out gigs all around the world. But
this will be absolutely on another level.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm stoked about it. I love Oasis.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I love it. Speaking of which, hey, wooh.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
No, this is Oasis.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's indeed sound Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
past four o'clock. And of course the worry is played
again this weekend. It was the last home game for
the great Shawn Johnson. Sadly, Charlie, gab your mad basket,
it wasn't to be, and oddly reminiscent really of the
(08:13):
season for the Warriors. A Hessen a raw start, reeled
in and then spanked.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, that's right, it was had a bit of that
feeling about. I thought we were going to be on
when Sean came out all those neon lights and smoke machines.
But we dropped the ball on the first set and
we defend. We ended the line very well. We got
back down there, scored a couple of tries and then
(08:40):
Bulldogs got their way back and it got some very
favorable calls from the rest, which might not have changed
the game. But who knows. Ought to be nice to
play against twelve players, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
If you can't shoulder charge somebody in the head, what's
the game coming to?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Totally man, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about it like,
that's why I know, that's why my mum wanted me.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
To play the game, Charlie. That particular shelter charge, I mean,
obviously Roger had to leave the field is one of
our best attacking weapons and it's now looking like the
bloke who did at Crichton is going to be facing
potentially some games on the sideline. And that's the second
time that's happened to us the Warriors this year. Charlie.
(09:24):
It's almost like the Warrior is getting the rough end
of the stick when it comes to riffing. Man, have
you noticed that?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, But I don't speak too much more from from
the rests. You know, they're like, to be fair, they're
a bunch of memorids and I would say that like
the tackle to me, it wasn't that bad, but from
from what they've been doing all season, that's a clear
ten in the burn. Yeah, so you know, the refs
made their bed and they don't want to sleep on it.
(09:51):
And Mount Smart's the thing.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It's consistency is all I want, right And it was
similar in the second half when old mate Barnett copped
one the face as well that split him open. He
just refused to play the ball until the until the
bunker had a look at it and that was all
good as well. That's just a penalty.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Too, Yeah, that was both of them were not even
penalties until they stayed down, yes, and the rest just
play the ball and then they look at it and
it's a clear shoulder to the head. But what can
you do. We can't cry over spilt milk. You know,
you just got a floorsucker.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And Charlie, yeah, I mean, you know, not to send
off that we wanted for the great Shawan Johnson his
final game at home. But what a career, mate, what
a player. He's going to be missed, isn't he.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, he'll be missed, you know what. But he's left
a legacy. Just it wasn't a Sabari legacy.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Brother, No, that's right, that's right. I think we are.
We're like it to have him.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We're also in terms of the Warriors, I think I'm
probably grateful that they haven't made the finals because it
just saved saves us watching and getting pumped one more
game in the season. But I was just having a
look at some stats before we came on, Charlie. We
lost one game by a six point, we lost two
games by four points, we lost two games by two points,
we lost two games by one point, and we drew
(11:08):
a game. So we're certainly keeping ourselves. That's that's a
third of the season there where we're right in these
games and we just sort of we just can't do it, man.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, It's just one of those big moments,
just aren't you know, we're not making them go our way?
But you're right, like we've been right in every game,
even the ones that we lost, you know, like even
this one here, but we could have won it, but
we just just almost found a way to lose.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I wish I knew what it was, but I don't.
But I'm just.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
On the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Mate. Well, you were on the Hammer and the Sheds
on after the game and you reckon that there there's
a bunch of backbones and there in twenty twenty five
is our year, Charlie gub yep yeap.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, definitely. We had some robust conversation and they know
they know what we're feeling and and yeah, obviously you
know that there's some pretty high core dudes in there
and they're bringing it twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Right, We're building, We're building, Charlie, Just just a question
before we get into the Porter King Player of the Round.
For what would have been four nights ago here in Auckland,
the window was so ferocious that it actually blew over
a portloo right by my house. However, we were just
in Wellington over the weekend and I saw a number
of Porter King portaloos and none of them were blowing
(12:32):
over man. What's the secret?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, we just feel different, like I'm not your run
of the mill hypool, you know, superlue that kind of
stuff for them. Just a bit different, but a bit
more backbone onto the ground, a couple of concrete pulps.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Because there's some rumors going around in the trade there
that you deliver them half full of steamers MUGGI.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I did not need to comments and listening to that.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You don't need that slapping around in the back of
the truck there, that's for sure. Hey, Charlie, it's been
an absolute pleasure having you on throughout the season. Mate,
who is your player of the day.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I'll give it to the young fellow off the bench, super.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Cooler Yeah, Demitric. Yeah he was good.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But he's good man, he's good. And what he's got
a backbone?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, good stuff, Charlie. Hey, well there's one final game, yeah,
Charlie up. I was going to say I was a
bit pre ejaculative there. Who are we playing?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Next week sharks way. Oh yeah, oh well but Charlie,
thank you very much for chatting mate, And to all
those listening, don't forget if you need to do Peas
and Wellington, give old Porter King of Ring and they'll
sort you out.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Ah, Charlie, No, we'll sort you out. And yeah yeah,
and do a real good cash price.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, your promo code backbone and he'll sort you out.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Big Show pod, Yes, indeed Bush there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five
minutes of five o'clock. Now it's daffit all day fellas.
This Friday. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars,
aren't we boys.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's right, we're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
for Cancer Society. Yes, this is also aligned with A
and Z as well. And if we get to one
hundred thousand dollars, one of us will have to bungee
jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but a
sort of slim fitting velvet daffodil suit.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, what are we up to? How much are we
up to? Just over thirty seven thousand, so we can
do it man, we can do it if you want
to see one of us, Jason jumping off the Harbridge
dressed up ridiculous, sleep keazy. Are you're good? Yeah, you're
gonna have to text donate to two four four two
right now to get the link. Then you'll be able
(14:51):
to donate there because if doesn't get a hundred thusand dollars,
we don't have to do anything.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just sweet, just on that front. I mean, how are
we going to decide who gets to jump off the bridge?
Because we're going to get there, man, I've got no
doubts about it.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Don't know, we've come up with something. Oh I know,
if someone coughs and then sees someone's name, they have
to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
What you have to do probably makes sense.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Actually, yeah, good young buck like yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, man, you've got a good spine on you as well.
Already good in that little outfit as well.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I reckon and also ticks donate to two four four
two right now to see someone jump off the Harbridge.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
There.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Hey, coming up after five o'clock sports wrap of the weekend.
There's quite a bit of sports on which was exciting.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Also one final chance to win your dad something nice
for Father's day thanks to the insured post.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well that after five Beautiful the whole.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Actual Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod I can.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your Monday. Okay,
you're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
night Day. Very good. I think it's good that we're
not going down.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You like that?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think it was the going down that
was stuffing us out with the.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
One who was making us go down.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, it's my bad as the leader of the vocals there.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Hey, I just want to do a big shout out
to to Wellington. We were down there on Friday. Always
great to get down there, Always great to meet all
the backbones that listen to the show, and of course
great to be a part of Beervana fantastic event is
always as popular as always. It was a shame that
the weather didn't come to the party, but it was
a beautiful day on the set day, so I'm sure
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it was thumping on the Saturday morning afternoon did the
two sessions.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, I had a great time down to Wellington and
we discussed this at length actually on today's podcast outro.
Not a huge fan of it. Wellington. Sure, are there
certain cities I love. I love christ Church, Todhunger obviously,
but for me especially that last one made him because
of just how horrible the weather was. It didn't take
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a lot of Wellington. Wellington.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Sorry, okay, yeah, yeah, Well I'm surely our fans down
there will love hearing you beg it.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No, no, I wasn't begging. I'm just like, are you
begging it?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
One of the things actually we did diet is great.
We want to go down there and do a live
shot at one of the bars. So it takes us
on three four eight three, if you know, a good
bar for the Big Show to do their live show from,
and we'll get it organized and we will get our
asses down there specifically for you Wellington. Your MESSI of backpones.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
In the meantime, that's a backpone.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Get back to the tubes.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
It's going to the same age The Darchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yes, indeed, wine Stripes there on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past five o'clock
and you've got a real what something's really bugging you
at the moment, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Key? Would you say it's bugging me? Jason?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, I would say it's bugging you. Yes, bugging.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Someone's been bugging me. Fellas spent Sunday walking around. We're
driving around O neighborhood and just looking at a few
houses that we're having open homes. Oh yeah, because we've
had our first house. We've been in it for about
six or seven years now, and we're like, you know,
maybe we're upsize, little family home might be nice. A
few powers, okay, and this is our No, don't get
all clucky on me. But a few popped up that
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sort of tacked a few boxes, and it's like, you
may as well go out, get the ball roll and
start looking at places. Sure, and the thing that's been
bugging me is first house we went to headlock around
was great. The guy who was showing it to us
was really nice, pretty chill. Second house, same thing, nice
chill guy. Yeah, look around or whatever you want, answer
some questions. Third house we're into was this young female.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
She would have been, oh god, no, why are we
bringing six? So first two guys were chill, guys, and
now we've got a woman involved. Okay, go on, go on.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
There's a young female, probably between the age of twenty
five to thirty. She had like really nice clothes on.
She pulled up in a really flash out e for
five minutes late, so we were waiting for her to
actually enter the property.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She didn't say high or anything, slapped down a few signs,
opened the door, put a you boom on with some music,
and then proceeded to be the most unfriendly person I've
ever dealt with. Right, So We're looking around the property
and the whole time, I'm like, I don't want to
buy this place just because she's going to get commissioned.
She has been one of the most unfriendly people I've
ever met, and she's going to take tens of thousands
of dollars off the people who sell it. Yeah, you
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know what I mean. And it made me think is like,
I can chat, you know, I can sell something. My
wife does marketing. I reckon that when it comes to
selling our house, we could just do it ourselves. What
do you reckon? Have you ever thought about that? Yes,
about you selling your own house? No, you selling your
own house? You know having a crack at it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Absolutely, I have kezy because you're right, it's one thing
that really bugs me.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh would you say it bugs you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, buggy because you always think about your real
estate agent. They get a pretty nice little dollop of
cash from selling your house, don't they.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They do.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
They get a fear old wedge of your overall wealth.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Really the vast majority of that goes to the company
and not to the not to the real estate. There
are considerable percentage, huge percentage.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Then it's even so it's still money. I mean, I
don't know if you guys know this about me, but
I used to be a daughter door salesman, and I'll
tell you what. Ho J's got some moves.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Also, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm pretty good at, you know, making people relax, making
po feel good. And I remember there was.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That guy that invited you into the house and offered
you a beer, and then you had ten, and then
he asked you to leave. Is that an example of
what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Probably not the best example of what I'm talking about,
but certainly I thought to myself, Look, what you need
is a couple of good snaps. But ho charm Bob's
your uncle.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Well, this is what I've decided to. I'm like, when
it comes time to sell our house, I will show
the house. And my wife is pretty chatty as well.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's fine, she's no mind. She's a marketer, so she
knows what to do. I can write up the little
listening you put it on trade me or whatever if
you as long as you've got a good photographer and
a good videographer, and maybe film a little video, because
half of those are bloody cheesy when you watch them
as well, and you go, oh god, I'm thinking, ship
I reckon, I could do this. Okay, what do you reckon?
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I can totally. Yeah, I can see you're doing that.
Keezy have a crack, definitely. Do you want to have
a bit of a run? Maybe give it a try,
I mean give it a try with us fatals mogie
and I would come and say.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
As like a young couple, Yeah, like a young couple,
Yeah some way, and I'll show you through the house.
Yeah sure, absolutely, it's true.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
We'll do that next day.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
If we do that next Okay, well don't we do
that next? Sore? We go?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Should we do it next?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
After this?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Gorilla's there on the radio. Hold Nokey Big. She had
this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty one minutes past
five o'clock. Now, Keyesy's been really bagged by real estate
agents and he reckons.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Not all really, but a yes. So we had a
look at the house over a few houses over the weekend.
The first two guys were really nice and shelled the
third she was a young woman and she was one
of the rudest people I've ever dealt with. Yeah, she
wasn't read because she was a woman though. No, no,
because now people are going to think it's the impression
that you gave.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'm just sort of covering your arm. Sure, Sure, because
I put the siren on there. Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I'm not very good at impressions anyway. So that's my bed.
So we're going to a run through where you've come
to view my house. Sure, I'm selling it privately and sale.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I always think of those sorts of people who do
private sales as people that sort of do home schooling
for something, sort of they don't drink the water because
it's got flu ride and they're a little bit whacker,
you know. Anyway, we'll see what kind of freak you
do to be.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And they wear like sackcloth and always go to health
stores all the time.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You yeah, totally all right. So I'm the real estate agent.
You've just pulled up outside my house there and you've
popped out of the car, right, good, Hey, guys, welcome
to up in my house? Is actually my house is
a private sale? How you going?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Good?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah cool. I'm cres by the way, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah you too.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, I'm Mike, Mike what was your name?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Sorry, he's got good with people. Just eat everything through me,
right because he fires that. He's got a hell of
a team problem. So I'm just saying, and you know,
it's just would we just look at the house please?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, no worries. Sorry, So Mike, was it? Is there
anything you'd like to know about the house before we
get in there? What are your neighbors like, man, any
knacks on the street? Well, I don't know what. No,
I don't think that'd be knacks. Although, to be honest,
we've never really done anything like illegal. Are you planning
on doing some legal It doesn't surprise me. Hey, nana,
Oh why do you ask? Okay, well, let's go over
looking then, just coming here into the lounge. Through the lounge,
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nice open space.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
There smells of wheeze a bit. You got a cat
or something?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
No, we don't have a cat.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Smells very ammony.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Sorry, what was your name?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Man?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Just direct that question to me? So what was? Can
you just inform your partners that your partner, yeah, that
we don't have a cat.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Actually quite a personal question, but anyway, yeah, what that is?
He my partner?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do we just see the house please?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Just that you're holding hands? Yeah? Sure, So this is
the lounge as you can see, it flows nicely into
the kitchen area.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Wow, we'll be putting the wall taking a wall out.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
We'll hang on because we just took the wall out
and you can put one back. Have you still got it? No, sorry,
because we'll put it back the entire wall. That would
save us some money.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
If you've still got the wall, Yeah, we'll put it
back in.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Okay, So you're pretty keen to cruel space looking man?
Spacious underneath? Yeah, it's about a meter high, i'd say
up on paths. Sounds good.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
But you got stuff on the roof. There a space
in the roof.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, there's like pink beats in that up there. Anything
reflective out there. You've got any ten foil or anything
like that up there? No, I've got anyway. Yeah, but anyway,
let's go down the hallway here. It's okay. Look at
the space of bedrooms, fellers. Look at these in built wardrobes.
You know, plenty of room. Pretty standard. Wow. I don't
know if you've been around Auckland, so that standard to
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have built.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I didn't come out for an argument, mate, Sorry, just
stick to you. Just all the things that we've seen.
It's pretty standard, right, So just so you know the
market that you're operating in, men, Yeah, and I know
this is the only house you're selling. Like often we'll
go and look at the house and we'll be dealing
with the real estate agent. They might be selling thirty houses,
so they really understand the market.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You're only selling one. So I'm just selling you these
bedrooms standard.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah. And can I just a little tip for you there, buddy,
maybe think about your dove covers a little bit, right.
I know what's going on there with the pineapples, but my.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Wife likes pineapples, all right, I chose that one in
the spare room.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
The whole actual Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Cheesy.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
System of it down there on the radio Honucky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five point thirty four. Now.
If you want to win an n ZI Post package
from one of the fellows here thanks to our mates
at in Zi Post for Father's Day, give us a
call right now on oh eight hundred Hodaki and we
see if it can sort you out.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That's right. You'll have to choose for your particular father
between my package, Mogi's package, or Hoidi J's package. And
just a reminder that this Sunday, first of September is
in fact Father's Day. That can't be right, man. It's
ages away, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's not actually that
far away. It's only five or six days away, al right, five.
So if you want to send a package and get
(26:38):
it to your dad on time, make sure you send
it by the twenty eighth, which is old Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
There.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
I was talking to someone earlier today and they were
violently adamant it was miles away, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Violently adamant. Yeah, that doesn't sound correct.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Aperplect that almost?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, what is.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Are you good with Father's Day? Keizy? You strike me
as a sort of fellow. That probably is good. You
get your father's stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I always get my dad's that's for it. I'll use
he's had to buy for because he's got a case
of the sort of thing that I've got with. If
I want something, I just buy it. Oh, because you've
got so much money.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, it's because I can't be like it because in
a gaming podcast, day's rolling it in?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Can you not do a drive by my gaming podcast
by the way? Please? But no, he but like he's
got everything he wants, you know what I mean? So
you have to surprise him with something. But now basically
just a restaurant voucher or something. Really, would you go
to restaurant virture? Yes, that's right. They love going out
for dinner. It's like their hobby eating. I'd have to
be able to get my idea of the restaurant, virtu.
(27:36):
Why don't you?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Why not? Why why haven't you?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Ah, he's passed away, all right, Yeah they don't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
There's no point. Make sure you go to the Sorry
about that. You keep forgetting about that. Let's go to
Josh from Wellington.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
There man, Yeah, mate, how's the go Josh?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh, I've got a couple of them.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh yeah, well yeahd on you mate. That's sign of
the ages, really, isn't it. We've all got like six
dads and about fifty grandparents the weekend.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Nice, Hey, Josh, So you're going to have to choose one of
our packages to send to one of your dads. This
particular dad you're going to send it to. What about
him is so great?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The fact that he's lacking in the hair department.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Oh yeah, that's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
That's lovely.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's really nice, Josh, because he got a T shirt
because there's a dad.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Most dads have got a T shirt that says it's
not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a
sex machine.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Is your dad a sex machine? Would you say?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The Josh? Monday to Friday? He is, Yeah, on the
weekend though.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It just takes the weekend off for your nice different Well, listen, Josh,
we're going to talk about our packages now yourself and
you get to the side. We'll go with Keyesy's package
for you, shall we?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
My pair agains Josh Aka, your daddy will like it.
Hang on, hang on reading on my package. It's a
nice socket set there, a fat Freddy's Drop final based
on a true story, and a Links Africa gift pack.
That's my package.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, my package, Josh, feeling really good about it at
the moment because no one's picking it.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
But go on, you'll find out why, Josh. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Two boxes of scorch dilmonds.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Josh, it's about seven dollars of value.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Lovely packet of jockey underwear, about four or five peers
in there, and.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
A soap on a road. Yeah, it's about twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
A well, I've got a backbone T shirt there for
your old man, a warrior's jersey which is going to
be hugely up valued next year and when we start
caning it. Next year is our year after all, and
a little head message there if you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It just sounds perfect considering he's got no here.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, whose package do you want? Josh?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I would love Mogi's package.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Good choice, mate.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Can I just make your point what it's not about you?
It's not about the money, It's not about how much
it's worth.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
No, it's about the gifts, right, it's about which gift thought,
which gift is going to show your dad most that
you appreciate him.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
And a couple of box of chuk is in some
mondays the same thing. Yeah yeah, anyway, Josh again, you
have a pugstar on there, mates and he'll sort you out.
That's your final chance to win that for you. Dare,
by the way, so if you've missed out, you have
to go and buy you.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Go, Jase, anybody interested in your little package, your tiny
little package that you got the No.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
One to my package.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
The whole Arky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Lead Zepplin There on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six. Some interesting
sporting action over the weekend. Let's get into that.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Cla clan, clan, What sports do you want to chat about? First?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I think we should start off with the magnificent legend
that is Lydia Coe.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
If we're gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Golf chat with double Bogeye Mogie.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
So good.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hell of a performance, wasn't it. There she was in
the window of the range. She was fortunate that the
overnight leader. Just had an absolute shocking Yah absolutely collapse
in the face of the switch. You can only imagine
would be insurmountable stress and pressure going into the last
day trying to retain a lead, and in the end
she couldn't do it, and Lydia co held her nervous
(31:48):
she did when winning her Golden Paris this year, and
doesn't she.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Do it's all proud of.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I've seen Jason has already chat about her winning the
award next year for the Halberg. Yes, should we consider
a lock for the Hellberg? My answer would be yes,
I would say so.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
And then two weeks later a major Yeah, hell.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Of a run because in many ways, the last of
a year and a half she's been in the wilderness
a little bit. She's been really, really, really struggling with
her game. But it just shows the champion that she
is that she wins the gold medal, then she wins
the British Open. Life is good for her. Over twenty
million in career earnings plus all the sponsorship. I reckon
she should just put her feed up and retire and
(32:28):
have a good time.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Well that's exactly what she plans to do. I can't
remember how old are your co is? But when she's thirty,
I think she's twenty nine. Now, yeah, she gets thirty,
she's hanging it up. She's done.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, what an amazing career, What an amazing human being.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I also understand that even though she has won all
of that money, Jason, it is not an insignificant sum.
She's also engaged or indeed married, the sun of the Hyundai,
the chairman of Hyundai Wow manufacturers. So yeah, look, money's
not an issue. They've got Jundas coming out of the ears.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I don't imagine getting my food box, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Where does Shondai money rate compared to like Dog Squad money.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Well, they're pretty similar, really pretty similar actually on the
market there keys He's.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
So one of the biggest automotive companies in the world
is almost on par with Dog Squad, almost not.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Quite far out wish Hey, Now, an interesting thing happened
to me on I thought you were going into a
song there thought. I was sitting on my couch on
Sunday morning and my wife, my wife said to me,
are you watching the America's Cup? And I went.
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Bloody hell, that's right, because I think it started on
the twenty food maybe. So I went onto Channel three,
which which is broadcasting it, and lo and behold there's
the America's Cap. Now, if you ever said to me
ten years ago, Jase, would you like to watch people sailing?
I would have gone, sir, I couldn't think of anything
more boring in my life. But I'm an edit for
(34:04):
the America's Cup.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I don't know why. I just find it and trawling. Unfortunately,
technology is a great thing, but in this case, it's
made the America's Cup exceedingly dull.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Oh really, what's happened?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Basically, whoever wins the start wins the race. I think
in the first like ten races, not one pass. There's
no tacking duels. It's just go the start line first
and put the foot down. See you laid up to
Apart from the last race, which was between Lunarosa and
New Zealand, we had the lead and they overtook us,
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but then they got penalized and we went in the year.
And I have to say it is they are incredible,
incredible beasts, these yachts, but you don't see anyone sailing.
They're all in the hole. So it's it's just kind
of weird.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
What you was boats hone around people pulling rope.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, and you want to see them saying it's sailing
and having tacking duels, and you know the lead up
coming and going, but it's not happening rolls with the technology.
It's quite kind of boring.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Hang on a question. Where is the America's Cutlas year?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's in.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Such a beautiful horizon, Keysy Barcelona. And also it goes
for about six weeks, doesn't finish around about October the twelfth.
There's all sorts of regettas and carry on, which on
one did.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But they all look pretty fast, I'll say that. So
I don't think you see on the streets here like
we normally are. Is it a David Vibe.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
The whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Dave Bowie there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
The time is five or six David bow Yeah, man,
why do you say like that?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Because I knew you put me up on because you've
been doing it all days. Guys, another opportunity.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Just lift your game, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Assure then? Hey, speaking of what what's for teen us?
Getting with me.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Speaking of left in our game, we're going to go
to one of our most successful segments on radio.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Exactly, exactly, that's right. It's the segment where you text
in on three four eight three what you're having for dinner,
and in exchange, we read it out on the radio.
These two probably bag it and then you win a
fifty on a night and day. Oh you might.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You're in the drawer. Certainly, we don't. We don't always
bag it. Keys are quite nice.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah, some of them are foul of course, three four
eight three? What are you having for tea?
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Do that?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
And we'll get into that after six. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Also, what's on the TV with markem and Hog If
you haven't heard that before, make sure you're tuning after
sex because that's a real.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Dude, you're turning it into a movie. Wow, what's about that?
After six?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
He's a d a massive bagbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night. That was
so good. Hey. You know, if you're into podcasts, you
should listen to our podcast outro which is bonus material
(37:14):
we do outside of the radio show. It's a bit
more relaxed or not. It's a bit more rat sometimes
it's a bit more free flying. Go and check it out.
Today's one. I can't have no idea what we were
talking about.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's about your wife and her work. Does say you
work in radio and do f al while I'm actually
doing a job that helps people.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Never weirdly enough, never?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
No, Ok, she should.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
It's been a busy couple of weeks, so she's a
bit more, you know. She gets four day weekends every week,
all right, Yeah, and two half days, which is still
more than I work in a week. It's interesting, isn't it,
because of people think radio well you're doing is sitting
there and talking to it. But it's hard work, fellows
(38:06):
heap hard.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
I got a cough at the moment from doing this show.
I noticed nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I always find, actually on the Monday that my throat
always goes a bit wobbly while I'm doing the show
because I haven't really spoken that much during the weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
And then all of a sudden you're walking in this way, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Then it's just talking, talking, talking the whole time. You know,
it's hard work New Zealand. Hey know, liston Texas three
eight three and let us know what's for tea in
your house? And when you get into that next show, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
The Wholearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Radio.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Here there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time for tikes.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
What's for Tea, New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
With me Kid.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yellow Wheese that crash you can't remember the monkey porn
doesn't like monkey porn? Edmund boy Voucher.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Kid No Voucher Boy, Captain Edmund? Can I say, Jay,
since you started dying you're here, it's looking really good man.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Thanks man. It's that magic powder that they put in
it so good.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Someone actually messaged me over the weekend being I didn't
after seeing Jason person, I didn't realize he died is
here and I was like, nah, he doesn't do that, man,
But then it turns out he does. Yeah, but he
puts powder in it though, Yeah, powder boy, Blackening, powder boys,
powder puff. A lot of people taxing it on three
Fight three what they're having for dinner fellas, which is great.
Yell like, what, well, get a fella's bread here? Yeah,
(39:46):
texting him from christ chitch tonight, I'm having fried chicken
and mesh with gravy. Fried chicken and mesh with gravy.
Kind of gravy chicken gravy out of a packet, Maggie, you.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Got any green beans in there? When you don't get
a body like bread pet by not eating your greens?
Speaker 4 (40:04):
So I missed their part. Brussels sprouts and beans, no
spinach muscles. Okay, it's interesting. That sound young. He probably
pukes it up later though.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Oh yeah, no doubt good A guys hey chee chee here?
Who chee chee chee chee and chongy It sounds racist?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Comedians cheach and chong Chi.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Did they great comedians? The movie Up and Smoke. Watch
that one, Keezy if you haven't seen it already. Very good,
very good. I'm making beef strong enough.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Well, I think the background summed that up perfectly. Well.
I'm not a big fan of a beef strogan. I've
never maybe had a good one, that's all.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
They could be part of it, but oftentimes you wouldn't
use the beef cat to go and a strong enough
you know what I mean, you're dealing with a pretty
horrific cat. Yes, at that point. Is it a wine
in there? We've got some kind of an alcohol in there,
don't we think there's a red Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I believe so.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, but the mash? Will you save it when we're younger?
It's yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Across the road.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I would go for a snitzeer rather than But I
know you didn't have good Sure.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
It's funny because you said Beecke strogging off and then
corrected yourself. You're really opened yourself up for a bit
of a nose joke there, but it didn't happen. Good Ay, guys,
Pete here from christ here.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
It's Pete Peter Plumley Walker, that's.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Right, former cricket umpire and yeah, and died over the
hook of falls. Not Peter dinklic No, that would be ridiculous.
Definitely Peter Plumley Walker. Ah, homemade chicken curry made with
love by my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I guarantee that it'll be foul.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
It's not very good for her confidence.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Well, she's probably not listening to the show, so that's okay.
I mean I love kids cooking, they're just not.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Very good at it.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Tyler here feelers, Oh my god, Tyler Peterre the actor,
he's African American keysy. It's very very funny, very funny actor.
Have you not seen any of his film? No, it's
not it's just sound the racism. Sorry, no, I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
You haven't seen any of his.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Man.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
That's not that's not necessary.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Tyler Durden, Yeah, from Fight Club. Yeah, that's what it was.
Good a flowers.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Tonight, I'm having some fat, old pork chops with the
old marsh and gravy and a couple of bruskies to
wet the whistle cheers and gravy. That's a couple of
mation gravy with here tonight. Well, it's winter in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I'll be honest with you. I don't mind a bit
of mash and a bit of gravy, you know, action
a pork chop pork chops, Yeah, not so much unless
it's an apple sauce.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I've got a real thing. Oh god, you're and your
fruit fruit.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
You've got to have apple sauce with pork.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I disagree. Okay, it's funny because the other day, we
were watching it on YouTube. You can watch like videos
of people preparing food and restaurants. We're watching one of
like a really old guy making an oud On soup
that had made for decades. Yeah sure, and it's like
really complex and there's all these different flavors and stuff,
and meanwhile we're just sitting there eating a pork chop.
I was just like, man, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Hold Arkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
And Kesey is indeed Mutton Birds there on the radio.
Hold Arkey Big Show this Monday evening. But right now
it's time for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Hi guys, what did I watch? I watched The Instigators
on Apple TV. You guys heard about this one.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Who's in that one? Ben Fleck? I seen the thumbnail
Ben a Fleck. That's not true.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Casey Fleck and Matt Damon quite like the Academy of Water.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
He's very good.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
He's a smarter role he's played a million times before.
It's about a bank robbery that goes wrong. It feels
like something you've seen a million times before. Directed by
Doug Lyman, who's done some very good films, including one
of my favorites, which is the Edge of Tomorrow, which
is the one with old Tom Cruise. And he also
did the Bourne movies. Yes, so very good director. But
(44:31):
the last movie he did was Roadhouse, that one with
Jake Gillen Hall that you hate it, that I absolutely hated.
This is some of the most boring tat that you'll
ever see pedaled out as an excuse for a movie.
Zero tension, zero steaks, relies entirely on star power.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
They're good.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
I gave it about forty forty five minutes and it
was just I'd rather be doing anything else. I'd rather
be looking at the wall than watching that kind.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Of just wow, terrible.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I mean it's not terrious, that's fine, but I'm so
old that I've seen so many of them. I'm just
I don't need to watch another one of these. It's
got Ron Perlman in it as well, yes, like as
an individual, massive LANs and head on the bass he does,
doesn't it. It's a big head. But yeah, Apple TV,
I give it. I'm gonna wait mine. In terms of
(45:22):
should you watch it, I give it zero buzzies.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Sure, okay out of five. Yeah, I won't bother then,
even though I don't have Apple. I went to see
a movie with my wife last night called We Were Dangerous. Yeah,
a New Zealand film is the one.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
You were like, Oh, I'm gonna go watch this New
Zealand film on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yes. I was like that, that's absolutely right, Kesy and
I was like, oh, for God's sake, m But I
really enjoyed it. Um. It's basically the story of sort
of delinquent girls who have misbehaved and get put in
this home. The home then gets moved to this remote
island where they're disciplined by the matron, who is Luema Tiwata,
(46:06):
who is always great iconum. And it gets very sinister
because the authorities decide that actually, because these girls are delinquent,
because they're sexual perverts, they'll never amount to anything. Let's
sterilize them, sure you know what I mean, so that
they can never have kids. The performances beautiful and the
(46:31):
young girl I can't think of her name at the
moment who played Daisy, who's about sort of fourteen years old,
such an amazing performance. My only criticism of it was
that it wrapped up very quickly, right, like the storyline
was going on quite nicely, and then it went do
do do in a story right, and which was disappointing.
(46:51):
But having said that, it was only about you know,
seventy minutes long or something like that, really, which I appreciate.
I appreciate as well. Yeah, it didn't feel very long. Yeah,
it might be longer than that. Maybe it was eighty that.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Might have been. Was it Erina James in the role
of Daisy?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Possibly? All I know about her is that, because my
wife knows that the director quite well, was that she'd
never auditioned in her life Mania Hall. She did it
as a joke, the audition and was just brilliant.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
It's how Anna Paquin got the piano as she went
along with her sister who was auditioning, and then was
asked to audition herself.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
And can I also say that, actually all the actors
in that show were.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Very very good. Do you reckon that'll ever happen with me?
Just auditioning kind of as a joke, audition as a joke,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Sort of That's a good way of approaching it, right.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
What was the name of that film by thay we
were dangerous. Oh yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hnarchy.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I took monkeys there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now listen. We had beer and pie July,
of course, and we asked you, the listeners, to send
in your pie recipe, what kind of pie you would
like to see, And I believe our winner was a
jalipino What was it again, Geezy?
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Just a Kalipino pie.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
And b for something.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Lemons, crack pepper, crack pepper. So it's just pastry with
jalapenos and lemons. Oh, how good that's gonna be so good? No, sorry,
just reading here Dad's pies, no anger steak yes, and
Kalipino cheese pie. That sounds amazing, sounds really good.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
So that put sauce on that, Geezy?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
No, I wouldn't. I only put sauce on like a
steak pie if it's not particularly not very tasty, you know, sure,
but a good like award winning steak pie. Do you
just have it as it is fair enough? Or a
mince or a mince and cheese.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Jason, Yeah, I sauce everything, okay, yeah?
Speaker 6 (48:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:53):
So we whittled this down. Thousands of people sent through
the pies that they would like to be made. We
whittled it down to four. It was voted upon and
this was the final one, Anger Steak and Jalapeno Cheese
that is going to be released later on this year.
It is currently the Dad's Pies experts are taking it away.
They are in their bakery right now. They're working up
a prototype of the pie and over the next few
(49:13):
weeks we're going to be having our first ever taste
of it. Yeah, that'd be good, So keep listening and
you might actually be able to sink your teeth into
one as well.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Yeah boy here, Well, hopefully they ship a few over
in our direction because.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
It was quite nice, bloody delicious.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
They sound really good and it was quite nice having
pies in the warmer all the time whenever you came
into work.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
I feel like jalapenos is something that's really caught on lately.
That is that something that was around back in the day.
Oh they had had apenio, But like, I feel like
people are really getting on board the haalopeno. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
It's globalization, isn't it. Jace As the walls come down
and people stop being so racistly prepared to take on
furious ethnic cuisines. If I can say that, Jason, sure
there was a time you would be beaten up for it.
In the jalapeno really just now they love it. If
you eat a jalopino avocado, you get the beats.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
We had a real Piery Piero sauce period.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Do you that with Perry Perry period?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You know what it was like with Peery Piri sauce.
And it's like, I don't even like Pierry Pierri sauce.
Take your Peery Piri sauce, and I tell you what
you can do with your Peery Pierri sauce.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
And why were you like this? Because it was from
South America?
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (50:18):
You know, just because I'm just gonna play this real well.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
The whole key Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in and.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Whether you go your mad Bastard's actually a Monday over
and done with. I'm predicting a quiet night for you tonight, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Every night to quiet night for me. Man, Yet a
little bit of work. I wouldn't mind another bath. I
wouldn't mind reading a book.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
You know, like subs in your bath.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
I do put on not so you know what, you
get a little bit of lemby this, a little bit
of crack paper.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, nice one of.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Those bath rack things that sits over the top of
the bath. You have your laptop on there, and do
you work in the bath. That's a good idea. Yeah, exactly,
I'm getting a bit lazy in the bath. Case. You're right,
thanks mane he on. There was or you love doing?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah, you're desicated. Dried chicken and rice. There you're having
a barn put it in the bath.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah, I could cook the chicken in the barth.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Moisten it up a bit.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
He's been getting quite hungry in the bath, jays. Great idea.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah. Now listen, Kesy, what are you up to early
night for you tonight?
Speaker 4 (51:31):
No, okay, now we'll see what's going on. Might go
on along with pug Son. Umm, I just said no,
don't worry about that. Oh in that case, I'll probably
just watching TV with my wife and they've got a
bit early.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I tell you why he won't be online tonight because
Hamm and I were online till about one this morning.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
My God, what are you playing?
Speaker 3 (51:48):
What was I I'll have to ask you don't know
what it was. I was so tired by the end
of it, I didn't even know what were you using?
A really big one?
Speaker 9 (51:56):
Umm.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Now I'm going to take it easy night fellas, I
have a nice meal, talk to my wife. Maybe you
have a bit of scrabble. Maybe we bought some more artwork,
so maybe we're not happy with how we've placed it,
so I replace it until tomorrow, though. Make sure you
check out our Instagram account and all our podcasts until then,
See you later, bye bye.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
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