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December 4, 2024 11 mins

On today's poddy, Jase has been a busy busy boy, Mogey's feeling motivated and Keyzie's a mobile phone expert.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for doggets four to.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Seven every weekday on Radio Recare. Yeah thanks mate, I reckon?
How are we going? Feels like a beautiful day is
really warm, isn't that guy?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Good Fellers?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh, only two more sleeps.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
For you Wednesday night, Thursday night, and then on Friday
night you'll you'll be I'll be done in Dusty. You'll
be going to that batch. Now I'm not Monday. Oh yeah, Monday,
but not till Monday. But you'll know that.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You're going there. Yeah, you know what I mean, which
is but that's because you want to be going on
the front. Look, I'm not ungrateful, sure, but that weekend
is going to be difficult. Yeah, old Mogi because me
and the misses are goat. We're not touching a drop
until we get to the beach, and then you're just
going to go hammer in time. Well not hammer and tongs, Jose,
but probably.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hammerdo Yeah that sounds worse, more full on, better or better?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Obviously?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Are you gonna?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I can't fuck, I can't wait my language.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Totally and also but for me that scenario, I go,
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, it's tricky because already I will already be fifteen
days then yeah, yeah, but when you've had a few wines.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, but this is.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
A thing like when I went away from me birthday
and that we went out for a down in Queenstowe.
We went out to a restaurant for about four hours
and I had my I had my darts in my pocket.
But my thing was, I'm not going to go out
and leave my missus sitting at sitting at the table.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Sure, so I just said there And honestly, no, I
didn't know. I didn't take them, but I didn't even
think about it. Sure they didn't even think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, it seems like if you you're the kind of
guy that would be to say, I'm going to try
to the kind of the lad go for a week
in on the person without smoking darts.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, once you've done that, once you'd be swee, wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'll tell you what the problem is, Jason, it's a
nice view. Problem is what's the problem. It's it's the
two are a beautiful marriage. For a start, and the
two together are a beautiful marriage. The problem is I
love smoking cigarette, Yes, especially if that's the problem, especially
if you've had a few wines or be nothing that

(02:35):
beats nothing on.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I mean literally in terms of I've got nothing to
worry about here. I'm just chilling.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Reading a book.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, sounds on a few drinks, keezy, smoking a.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Dat Yeah, but it's just all the other darts.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So I'm an idiot, But no doubt I will smoke. Yeah,
no doubt. Next year, I think I'm going to get
on the wagon completely sure, darts or alcohol. Well, if
I do everything right, Okay, yeah, yeah, I had I
had this really cool thing having at work, and it's
really motivated me for next year.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Really motivated.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
What is it I just said, I just said something happened.
Something happened, so sort of this thing that we're working
on that is is now not going to happen, so
sort of dealing with somebody with it, and I've just
sort of the way that it all worked out. You're
just like, oh my god, man, how can I phrase

(03:30):
it carefully?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
By the sounds of it, it's.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's it's really motivated me. The way this thing fell over.
It's really motivated me further to succeed with the business.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know, when I don't know, I like having people thinking.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That you you you're you're in a funk up or something,
you know what I mean. I like a great motivator
for me is proving people wrong. Sure, that's that. And
so now I've had one that I've had in my
head that I've sort of and not consciously and not
not a mean thing, not a spiteful thing, but something
that I've been that's been going for about ten years.

(04:11):
But now I've got a brand new one. Oh wow,
I've got a brand new motivator. And I'm really I'm
just I just want to fizz for next year, you know,
and I'm not. I woke up today and I was like,
oh man, I'm so stoked that it happened.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
This is good. Next year is going to be sick. Wow. Yeah, excellent,
It's good. But we'll see how we go. I also
like drinking purse.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, this is great because what I had a situation
like that when I first started working on TV right
and basically someone that I used to work with was like,
we just don't think you're doing You're not you're more
of a behind the scenes kind of yeah, yeah, exactly.
And it was like someone very experienced who prided themselves
on picking the new talent. Yeah, and meanwhile I was
training up and seriously a lot of very good looking

(04:52):
young women he was choosing and I was training them up,
and it was just like, actually, fuck you, I can
be whatever I want to be if I side to
go one way or the other me for a long time.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well that that, But that's the best thing that you
can have, right, because other people would be like, oh, yeah,
this person knows more, knows more, and go to commas,
so that stink. This person would know if I'm up
to it or not. So you neither go like that
or you can go to fuck that. Yeah, fuck you,
we'll see, motherfucker. Yeah you cracker.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That person crack. This person was Jase. By the way, Yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Whole Racky Big Show one days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
See anyway, I'm excited about that. But in the meantime
between now and then, Jason, it well, certainly next week
penning out with my missus, good stuff, nice, nice but
early nights, Jase, I think that's important, sure, because you
don't want to ruin a day.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I had a fantastic sleep last night. I was to
fucking tied.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I reckon you hit some of my sleep that I
didn't hear.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I was so tired driving home, and I would know
I was tired from the get go because I had
such a bad sleep the night before and I woke
up at to answer your question, Mogi this morning ten
to five?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, I wake up at five and then I
went and then I went, no, back to sleep, went
back to sleep to a half seven.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wow. Yeah, ship, So that was good. That is good.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
And because I because normally in that situation, as I've
said that nauseam, I'll get up and go I just
have a darry, you know what.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't do that now.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
So I was like, I might as well just keep
sleeping and my body's gone killed her?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah? Is your body of maidude?

Speaker 4 (06:39):
He is?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Is it just a normal New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
So you know, it's all good, ship, But yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
What's the what's the throber thing going to be this week?
Leaving Moggi? Leaving Moggi? Last day, last day, last day,
last day. Okay, that's good. Last day. You know what
I mean sure, I mean I.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Don't worry too much about the themes. I just you know,
whatever comes to mind. I'll tell you what I have
been doing though, which has been fucking great, because well, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Has been good.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, I've been jacking it a lot. It's not but no,
it's not going to Jack Chat. Actually had me be
a good segment Jack Chat. But you know because I
said to you and I've done with the politics. So
now instead of because normally when I come in and
out of work, I would have politics on.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
You know, on politics podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yes, that sort of ship and documentaries and that sort
of carry on. Now I just pound the music.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's so good man music. I fucking love my music.
Is it a mix tape? Man? Or are you listening
to albums?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I know it's mixed, you know they have like what
I What I do is I find a certain artist
that I don't know much about, so I'll listen to
that and that leads on to other stuff, which which
I love discovering.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
About the radio. Yes on Spotify, Yes that's the one.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, If not me, no, I turn that ship off. Yeah.
I prefer a bit of variety. I found.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't even think I get it in my car,
speaking of which I thought of you today, Keezy checking
it because was it because my bro rang me while
I was in the car, and it was like, and
it's happened to me. That happens to me all the time.
And it's like, oh, for fox sake, because I still don't.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Have a mic in my car. We have to get
that phone.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
The phone just goes ring, ring, rang, and then I
hear them going hello the yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
The other ender is just.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
How can you hear them unless you've answered it.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It just seems to go straight to them, like the
phone will ring and I'll go oh, and I won't
touch it, and then they'll click into talking and I'm
like and then I just kill it because I can't talk. Also, also,
I need your help with something else, Keysy, I don't
know how the fuck to open to change the battery

(09:09):
in my my fucking key.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's a bit.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's a fucking mother And I've got my wife, he's
usually pretty good with that. Ship She's like, I don't
know how the fuck this thing opens.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, we did that.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Lucy's one was real hard to open as well, but
we figured it out. I think there was a video
we watched on how to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Right, but it's impossible, it's possible, and so now I
have done.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Now I have to manually open my car.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean, what are you?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
What a bull?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Ach? Is that then? Such a pain in the arse.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
And I said to my wife today, oh, Kezy will
know what to do.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Look for a video.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, but yeah, then it's like, well, what's the video,
MESD excellent change battery video?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Do you just type in Men's Excel at twenty eleven
or whatever it is key battery or something and I'll
show you.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'll have a look. I'll bring it in tomorrow. Okay,
thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
And I'll play the fucking microphone. That's stress For some reason,
that stresses me out because you do. I do all
my best phone calls while I'm driving, right, you know,
chatting while you're in the traffic here in Auckland. Absolutely,
it's the best time to do your phone calls because
you're doing two things at once.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Man, Yeah, why don't you just put it on speak
of her? Yeah, well that's the other option.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I didn't want to be a busy body.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Will you show me how to do that? And I will? Okay,
So I'll call you right now. You don't know how
to put your phone on speaker phone? No, I've never
I never do that. How that's the front Keezy. Look
at him, he's shocking. Okay, I'm calling you. Well okay
see that? Yeah greed?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, oh hang on yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I now hit that?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Ah oh hi Kezy.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah so just do that and you can't.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm sweet. I don't need a fucking battery at all.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
How good that was for a microphone? Microphone battery?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Remember, yeah, yeah, no, I don't need a microplas easy.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
To open my car. Hey.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
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