Juniper is your creepy dentist

Juniper has a vibe. It's not a good one. But he's your dentist in this Jubal Phone Prank.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone. Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Hi Scott, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm well, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm so excited to get you in my chair.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Sorry, say say your name again.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Juniper Ravensbrook. You and I are going to be spending
some quality time together. Well you'll be asleep. I won't
be that, We'll be wide awake.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Are you Where are you calling from? I'm really confused.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't fully introduce myself, did I.
I'm the oral surgeon who's going to be taking my
tools to you in a few days.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh, okay, okay, all right. Yeah, this is my root canal. Yeah,
I've been talking. I've been talking with my doctor about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Dad, and I've got all my cutlery sharpened and ready
to go.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah. Well, uh wait, so you're where you're you're my
oral surgeon for for my root canal.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes, root canal and one of my favorite things teeth extraction.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's your.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Check in with you a little bit to see how
you're feeling, because sometimes people can be nervous when they
go under the knife.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I I yeah, I am nervous, and I will admit
to you doctor, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's a little nervous. Well, don't worry. I have a
chair that you can't escape from.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Chair I can't escape from.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, I know that when people go in for oral
surgery a lot of times they're a little bit squirmy.
And we will be stating you for this, and of
course I will have straps available if you'd like me
to use those on your arms and legs so that
when you wake up.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dude, Okay, hold up, Like, what what the what the
you talk to your patients like this? I mean, this
is this is your business.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, I don't understand what you mean by talking to
my patients a certain way. I I've always been told
I have a great bedside manner.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't think so. I don't know where you heard
that from. Maybe it's a voice in your head or something,
But this is me telling you you don't like. This
is not this is not professional. This is this is
just really kind of creeping me out, to be honest,
and this is uh.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Of course, because behaviors. The reason I'm calling you is
because I heard that you were a bit nervous about
dental procedures, and I want you to know that I've
been doing this for years and extraction is one of
my main focuses, in one of my main passions in life,
and that you'd have to ask you, do you like,

(03:01):
would you like to keep your teeth after I rippen out?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Like right there that you just said ripped them out?
Like that's that's disgusting, Like that's that's that's just creepy. Honestly,
this is just this is just really it's give me
the ick? Can you say that right now? Give me
the ick? Right now?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh? Well, I want you to know I'm very cleanly
and make sure to clean up every single time I
have someone in my chair, so it's should not be
icky at all.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Look, look, there was no way I'm coming into your office.
I'm not going to sit in your chair. You're a creep.
You're probably some kind of like serial killer and I
don't know who, I don't know who keeps the lights
on your place, but you gotta get shut down right now.
There's no way you can have any kind of practice.

(03:50):
There's nothing, there's nothing that's gonna keep me from calling
the police on you. Like I'm I'm on this outrage
that we even like having this talk, because I mean,
you're you're obviously some kind of disturbed psychopath. They're gonna
shut you down right now.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't want to go through that again, so I
guess I'll let you know. It's a phone prank.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh what the she says that you have don't like
going to the Dennist and you have to get a
broken down work done, and she wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's ridiculous. Oh my god. Oh I'm sitting down. Oh
my god, So you had me so eated. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we
say mornings on the twenties