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In this annual spooky special episode, we begin to regret making our spooky games too easy, manage expectations early on, ponder what constitutes an irrational fear and whether we might have any, apologise for our language quite a lot, have some fond memories of Fireman Sam, and become so desensitised to frights that we don’t get as scared as we had anticipated anymore.

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In this episode, we complete our first franchise of the podcast, debate which Iron Man films Amber has definitely seen, question how much Karate is actually learned in a film about a Karate Kid, check in on our friend Johnny Lawrence, and figure out if history will repeat itself once again in the future of Karate in the valley.

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In this episode, we try to get through our existential crisis’ nice and early, figure out who our Most Watched Actors are by total hours, question the reality of alien abductions, realise that some of our reality show ideas are already a reality, and work out exactly what they learned on Fame Academy.

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In this episode, we celebrate our second Podiversary, consider the benefits and pitfalls of putting together a clip show, look back at some of the films that have made us since we started, make a connection to a galaxy far, far away, work on our pronunciations, and look at what’s still to come.

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In this episode, we ponder the lengths we will go to in order to generate content, ask how many hashtags is TOO many hashtags, totally blow our chances of watching The Rock any time soon, check back in with Amber’s Movie Database and its “interesting trivia”, and the saga of Steven Baldwin continues.

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In this episode, we start to test the waters for some possible merchandise ideas, try to figure out the winning formula for films Amber will like, recall the early days of internet culture, check in on the progress of “The Official Unofficial Lizzie McGuire Podcast”, and continue to try to keep our sweating to a minimum.

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In this episode, we try to figure out how many strings a banjo has, find our levels of exposure to “Beehive Bedlam”, and once again revisit the premise of “The Official Unofficial Lizzie McGuire Podcast” with renewed gusto, all while trying to survive an extreme heatwave! This one’s going to get sweaty…

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In this episode, we turn around, we look at what we see, in her face, the mirror of our dreams, we make believe we’re everywhere, given in the light, written on the pages is the answer to our never-ending story. Also, we discover what an Orange Julius is.

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In this episode, we get caught up in Oscars drama, establish what makes a proper musical, Amber hangs out with her new bestie Emma Stone at a Spice Girls show, how to get a pet kangaroo, and conclude that we are definitely not cut out for the wilderness.

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In this episode, we travel back the furthest we have ever taken our Way-Back machine to look at classic British cinema, have Sir Michael Caine drop in to say hello, have bones to pick with Maverick and Top Gun (again) and find out whether we are “car people” or not.

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In this episode, we discuss Jack Nicholson’s eyebrows, take ourselves out to Wahlburgers to meet the crew and analyse their cups, work on our Boston accents, get sidetracked by the Spice Girls, and fondly pay respects to the life and works (and hair) of Robin Williams.

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In this episode, we traverse back to discover the original inception of this podcast, discuss exactly how much can make up a collection, accidentally become The Feldman Fancast, relive a series from the 90s that deserves some more attention, and do NOT talk about Lizzie McGuire.

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In this episode, we return after a brief hiatus in fighting fit form, get side-tracked by a rant about a film we may or may not watch, commit to some trivia we immediately regret, figure out the themes of our gangs, and come one step closer to making The “Official” Lizzie McGuire Podcast a reality.

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In this episode, we see our names used up on the big screen and we do not like what they’re associated with, figure out the early happenings of Judd Apatow, wonder whether movies can make money on star power alone, and consider starting The Lizzie McGuire Podcast.

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In this episode, we are amazed at the technology of fax machines, become adamant that the Mid-90’s was only ten years ago, recall the biggest bands from our formative years of being an Emo, and go completely off the rails to once again talk Viva Rock Vegas.

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In this episode, we admit some hard truths about fake fans, ponder the price hikes of Happy Meals, ditch a long-standing staple of the show in favour of something simpler, and discover possibly the greatest post-credits character continuation arc in the history of shared universes.

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In this episode, we get disgruntled and challenge the premise of the podcast, start giving some of our “pro-tips”, work out the organisational tactics of the “bone department”, pinpoint the origins of Spoiler Culture, and begin our descent into conspiracy theory madness.

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In this episode, we round off our first-ever trilogy on the podcast while wondering if we may have peaked, have our minds collectively blown by how age works, return to the life of Sensei Johnny, and establish that there is definitely no other Karate Kid movies in this dojo.

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