Two Humerus Nurses Podcast
Uncensored, unfiltered, inappropriately humorous insights into the life of a nurse!
Episodes
International Nurses Day 2025!
We love to celebrate nurses so for IND2025 Kelly attended an event hosted by The Holistic Care Collective in Echuca. There was a group pilates class, sound bath session and the opportunity to have some pamper time with mini facials, reiki session and a chiro to check your spinal health. The Holistic Care Collective nurses also provided mini health checks!
There was delicious food, champagne and live...
Oh my gosh! Have you missed us? We have missed you!!
Kelly & Alisha are finally back after a very long break and they debrief what happened in 2024, why they took such a long break, highlights and lowlights and their hopes for 2025!
Its a hilarious hot mess, very on brand for your two favourite nurses!
Thanks for listening!!
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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
2024 Women's Health Week LIVE.
On 6th September 2024 Kelly & Alisha were live from the Kyabram Plaza Theatre for Women's Health Week. They brought the local community of women (and a couple of brave men) together with their usual humour, some fun facts and a couple of wonderful, interesting guests!
Thanks to the EmpowHER - Connecting Women committee for hosting such a wonderful event for our local community!
Kelly and Alisha sat down with Brooke the Osteo to discuss all things osteopathy! Well, in reality they talked a lot of their experience, tit and fanny out mostly, with Brooke.
This is one funny episode! Lots of laughs, some info about what an osteo does (everything apparently) and we almost get to the bottom of why they are called Drs - almost!
Once again, its loose, funny and only slightly informative!
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Kelly and Alisha sit down (with only one mic) to talk about a couple of doctors who kill!
Kelly's "doctor" was possibly the documented first serial killer! He built himself a reputation and a Murder Castle!
Alisha talks about a doctor who was probably past his prime and made a deadly error!
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Don't miss this debrief!
Alisha talks about her ADHD diagnosis and a very traumatic event that happened. Its worth listening to!
Kelly talks about her quick trip to Perth and her osteo experience!!
Your favourite nurses are really taking it easy this year with episodes as life is SO BUSY! So we love that you are sticking with us! Debriefs are fun catch ups for us and we hope you enjoy them too!
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...Hey girliessss!! It's Nurse Hamish!!
Kelly sat down with the evanescent, energetic, vibrant and just so positive Nurse Hamish! They chatted about living in the beautiful Kimberley's, his interesting road into nursing, quitting your grad year when it doesn't serve you, social media and the joys of country nursing.
I think this chat will surprise you!
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Nurse Hamish TikTok: @nursehamish
This episode is the usual ramblings from your two favourite nurses! From 'old duck down' at an ANZAC ceremony, to pilates chat, to toxic fat phobia in gyms and a BIG announcement! (Hint - if you are a student you'll want to click the link below!)
So grab a cuppa, margarita or iced latte and find a comfy spot in the warm and listen to us ramble on for an hour!
ANMF EVENT: Ace It! Everything you need to know to successfully become a...
Have you ever wondered what it might be like to just crack it and walk out of you shift?
Or maybe you really wonder what TPN might taste like?
Or how much better a shift might run if you could sedate that annoying bell ringing patient?
Intrusive thoughts, we all have them but we never act on them!
Kelly & Alisha share some of there favourites from their listeners and of course they share some funny stories and get way off trac...
Ever wondered why the human body has organs and functions that we can live without but are relatively completely useless? So did we!
Kelly & Alisha have a chat about some useless body parts, or at least we thought they were useless! From tonsils to body hair, we learnt some new words and had a lot of laughs!
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How are we almost at Easter and the end of March!
Kelly & Alisha sit down to chat about Kelly's most traumatic experience of her life and her crying through Pilates, Alisha has her ADHD assessment soon and has a lot of fears about it all.
Alisha trials a new segment, so stay till the end and have laugh with us!!
Its the usual chaotic, hot mess of a debrief! Just how you like us!!
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Kelly & Alisha are back with part two of the Lucy Letby episode!
We talk more about the trial, the babies and obviously have our own opinions!
If you want to watch the whole 11 minutes of the Judges sentencing you can watch it here.
Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast!
Would you like to support us? All funds raised go towards the ru...
Lucy Letby, a neonatal nurse, is one of Britain's worst female child serial killers. She has been found guilty of murdering 7 infants and attempting to murder 6 others. She is currently spending the rest of her natural life in prison.
Hear how this nurse was able to cause so much death and harm in a 12 month period, despite the best efforts of concerned doctors and nurses around her.
Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more ...
Nurses Who Kill is back for 2024!
We have both chosen a couple of very recent killers! One is a nurse who had to be full time carer at home - so was it mercy or desperation? The other seemed to enjoy the thrill, and went on a very prolific killing spree at many nursing facilities in her short career!
Both cases go to trial in April & May 2024 so we will give an update once they have been to court!
We also, in true 2HN style,...
Well it might be mid February 2024 but Kelly & Alisha finally got their acts together and sat down to shoot the shit and what a hot mess it was!
We talk about EVERYTHING and wafflestomping....
Listen if you dare!
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Well 2023 is almost over! We made it y'all!
Just before Christmas Kelly, Alisha and Jess got together to discuss the year that was! They hadn't caught up in awhile so it was a hot mess!
They chat about the podcast statistics and then its all down hill from there! From Kelly's living funeral which had them in stitches, to Alisha's ADHD brain fogs and Jess's big year of running and dance comps, they discuss it all!
Come join us for...
Kelly & Jess are back this week with April! April has just completed her double degree, registered nursing and midwifery. She has assisted in 30 births and Alisha's was one of them!
Hear all about April's study, her work as a RUSON and how much she loves midwifery!
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Having a child is supposed to be the best time of your life, but what if your child, or children, are sick? How does life change if it's full of hospital visits, tests, medications, surgery and worry?
Emily is a mum of two boys who have had their fair share of illness! She experienced some scary times.
The irony is that Emily's youngest was sick at the time of recording this episode! So you will hear Owen's input throughout the ep...
We are here again! Alisha has given birth to her beautiful son, Lachlan, and she tells Kelly all about it!
Alisha was so prepared for this birth, so of course it didn't go exactly as planned! Once again, Alisha's birth story is one not to miss, it is incredible! I don't think we have laughed so hard in an episode, maybe ever!!
We are so proud of Alisha and welcome baby Lachlan into the world!
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Welcome back to Part 2 of Devastating Diagnosis with Brad & Holley Jones!
We learn about Brad's second diagnosis, Chronic Myeloid Leukaemia. We learn how this cancer diagnosis rocked both their worlds in a way they weren't expecting.
Brad has worked with many medical doctors as part of their exam process and will happily do whatever it takes to raise awareness for his condition. He hopes that raising awareness and fundraising...
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