Hallmark Snark
Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on the Hallmark Christmas movie lineup. Instagram/Twitter/Facebook @HallmarkSnark or visit HallmarkSnark.com
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Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap?
Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christmas Prince, Three Wise Men and a Baby, When I Think of C...
This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby.
Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussin...
This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses.
Also, we share our week 3 movie rankings for A Magical Christmas Village; Lights, Camera, Christmas; All Saints Christmas; and A Maple Valley Christmas.
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A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one!
Also, we share our week 2 movie rankings for A Cozy Christmas Inn, Jolly Good Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Always, and Christmas Bedtime Stories.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into wa...
This one is all about the tea with CCB. Honestly, Lauren was lucky to get out before Andy's poor business decisions dragged her down. Erica, now knows the family secret and there's no getting out. I guess, that's Garland for ya!
Also, we share our week 1 movie rankings for Noel Next Door, We Wish You a Married Christmas, A Kismet Christmas, and We Need a Little Christmas.
Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure...
The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season!
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love?
Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas. Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo!
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies...
This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, lesbians, and parents who just want to retire. Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week.
Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops. Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman. Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We are kicking off season three of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2021 preview special. Sadly there were not any Candy Cam Christmas balls this year.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Welcome back to part two of #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.
Join us this episode as we award winners for many hilarious categories such as Best Bad Christmas Movie Bingo Movie, FA-LA-LA-LA Fashion Fails, Problematic Props, and finally crown the viewers' and editors' choice winners for Most Annoyingly Good and Most Snarkab...
Introducing #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.
Join us in this episode for part one of The Snarkies where we highlight the top snarkable moments of the season, reveal the most obvious COVID hair, decide which Hallmark trend should retire, award longest movie title, and crown which Hallmark character is worst at work.
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In this royal holiday romp, everyone in the kingdom of Ancadia relearns a creepy and dark Christmas carol, while Lila teaches the future king, Whitaker, how to rule his land using a wishing horse. Be sure to wait until the third time around on the carousel or your wish won't come true!
Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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When Cheryl goes back in the past, she fixes a Christmas tree topper and the love she never knew she always had. And all we have to say is poor Ms. Nelson.
Join us for Episode 16 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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When we first heard that KFC and Lifetime joined together to create a mini movie we didn't think it was real. It was and it was delicious.
Join us for this ridiculous and tasty bonus episode as we meet Harland Sanders as played by Mario Lopez.
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