BEER CAVE DUMP LADY

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This story. This story struck me this morning. I mean,
it's I don't just do all the stories where people
are going to the bathroom in public and stuff. I'd
like those stories.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do you do you kind of gravitate towards this spring?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
This reminds me of an ex girlfriend I had that
she could have maybe done this.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
She let me guess is a gen.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, that's the one, can't the tough? Yeah? Yeah. Woman
arrested for pooping and convenience store beer cave.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That is just like gen identified his Crystal Goss has
been arrested after it is it is a gen.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
She could number one and on the newsguy's car in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Remember that allegedly defecated inside the beer cave of a
Royal Farm's convenience store in Handover surveillance footage reportedly shows
uh pushing aside a case of alcoholic beverage beverages, pulling
down her pants and defecating on the shelves before leaving
the store.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Not even not even as a protest or anything like.
She just I'm assuming the door for the bathroom was locked, right.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, you know, I'm assuming crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Do you ever run into a you know, and maybe
it's being used. You run into the you're oh god,
and then you know the beer cave boil.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, if you don't have any time, the second
you leave the car, you've committed because you're not going
to make it back to the car.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I know you're going to think I'm over hyping this.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
What what?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
But she should be arrested on terrorism charges because that
is that's toxic.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
That's somebody has to go somebody has to go in
there clean that up. And I doubt the store is
going to spring to have it done for a professional.
So some kid making seven to fifteen hours is gonna
have to pick that up.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
The woman who went into the coffee shop a couple
of years back, that's horrible and sad actually was in
an argument with the barista and then decided, oh yeah, okay,
I'm gonna win this argument right there in the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
That is an argument winner. Yeah, but it's also an
act of terrorism.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That is terrorism, There's no question