CATS ASS

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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y X. Yeah, it's cool. Hey, scientific study from Henry
and his sixth grade science fair.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Right, Okay, this is great.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
So the only source we have for this kind of study, well,
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean everything else was cut. I have cats off
science cut.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
A lot of people have cats. You do not have cats,
Quinn hate.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I grew up with cats, And stop saying I hate cats,
and stop children finding me just because you need a definition.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Cats and children, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm allergic to cats with long hair?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What a my children?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I hate cats. I don't hate cats. I don't necessarily
love children. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean, try to steer clear of me, but you Yeah,
and don't let your kid.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wander up to me while I'm in the park just
because I'm sitting there with a dog. Don't do that
to me because it's awkward and obnoxious and I gotta
hold my dog back.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
They're like, oh, okay for Sally to pit your jobs.
Can they make eye contact?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, I just you know, and take the bike helmet off.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
My dog thinks you're an alien is going to take
you out anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You don't hate them.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Stif from Afar. They're pleasant.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well Henry in his sixth grade science fair and I'm
guessing with help from his mother. Yeah, I hope. So
I did did a science study on cat buttholes? And
do they touch the more you know?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah? Cat buttholes? Do they touch every surface in your home?
Like you can't cats write like, get get on the counter.
They'll get on the table, right And Mike, one of
my cat's naps with me, and I worry he's sits
in my arm as we're not a bigger.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Deal for cats than dogs, because cats do like they
jump on the counter, they'll they'll sit on your paper
plates when you're not watching.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So what Henry and his mother did is they found
a non tops toxic lipstick. They want to make sure
they it's non toxic lipstick.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, that's where the mom stepped in.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And they applied it to the cat's anus.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, this is a hell of us study she's putting
together there.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
This is now the cat that Henry and his mom
have with the ton toxic lipstick on it's anus is
well trained. They've had it since birth.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Evidently I've never heard of a cat doing stuff like
this by this can all right?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
They have it handsomely food motivated.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, okay, okay, So.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
They did ten minutes of data collection. Here's what we know.
They did two cats, two cat anuses. Okay, long and
medium hair.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, all right, good, this is great, long.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
And medium hair. Cat anus has made no contact with
softer hard surfaces at all.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Also, because I'm assuming that means that the that the
hair laying keeps the an is away or protects the
a is from touching.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Just the shape if it's if the anus is lightly beveled.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, you know what I mean, aren't they all?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't even know if I'm using bevil in the
right context. Perfectly, Yeah, I mean, as long as it's
not going to act as a suction cut. Okay, because
you don't want to pull out your intestines. Ok So,
short haired cats con cave. Maybe short hair that might
be like a lens. Yes, short haired cats made no
contact on hard services. That's awesome right now is good news?

(03:31):
Good news?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yes, at the table and the counter, don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Here's the problem with me and my cat, big lawn,
Donnie Hannigan, you'll we nap with Well, that's.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
What you want a cat for, right snuggling up?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
There were there were lipsticks, smearings, smearing on soft bedding
services from short haired cats.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
So your cat sleeps on your head or your face
while you're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
We're near your pillar, your bill. There's a chance you
might have some lipstick.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So that is her again for short haired cats.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
How dirty is the cat's anus? Really? I mean, honestly, that's.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
A whole new stock. I'll be next to you in
the seventh grade science.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wonderful goodness, you feel good about this.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I feel better, awesome, I feel watch

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Watch when you're snuggling