The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 11.27.23 The Show's GILF Power Rankings

Dolly Parton performed at halftime of the Cowboys game on Thanksgiving and we were all shocked at how good she looked...which got us to thinking...which silver haired celebs could still "get it".

Episode Transcript

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Well, it looks like the worldcaught up with me and my thought process
on Thanksgiving. And if you don'tknow what I'm talking about, were you
watching the halftime show at the DallasCowboys game and the smoke show that is
Dolly Pardon showing up and shocking theworld. It was incredible walking around looking

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at the Dolly parton there and goingthe world gets it. Now, guess
what Dolly can still get it?We ain't done yet. It's time for
the past yet completely uncensored and unactingfiltered except for that part the show's after

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show starts. Now. I'm tryingto tell you, guys, there are
certain guilts out there that I'm into. I'm not gonna lie. We do
have a thing. I have alittle bit of a thing with a hand.
There is a few. Number oneon my list will always be Jamie
Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis fromwhen I was growing up a young man,

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I got to see her boobies intrading places and they were the best.
She's got the best rack in Hollywood. That is, hands down,
go back it is. They arefucking phenomenon. Okay, So I have
a thing for Jamie Lee Curtis,No real quick now, I know this
stems from childhood with Jamie Lee Curtis. I personally feel she still looks great

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today. I wouldn't go that far, but she still looks okay today.
But if she had let herself go, does that childhood memory hold enough for
her to still be It depends howfar gone. That's a fantastic question.
Yeah, because because that childhood memoryis strong. Oh yeah, it's where
I discovered my sexuality. That it'skind of like that chicken haircuts. No,

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Curtis, I don't mind it.A little pixie cut, little picture.
That's fine for you. That's finefor you. I also have a
thing for Kathy Lee Gifford. Thisone. She doesn't for me. She's
so hated stunning that we're gonna saythe same thing. She looks like the

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crypt keeper. Well imagine the drunk, imagine her naked for like the skin
probably just like full your record,Eddie, you're just talking about you're out
of your mind. Wow, you'reout of your mind. I don't know
what Frank was thinking. Okay,first of all, stop, then I

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have an arousal for Jane Seymour.That's from wedding crash, wedding crash.
I wasn't a doctor, quant No, no, not really. You watch
the show, my dad did tellyou, so of course I saw.
I saw some of it. Andwhen you watch it as a young man,

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did you have feeling about her?I hated the show because I was
like ten being forced to watch that. But I thought she was hot.
But the wedding crashers thing is reallywhere I wanted to see her tits in
wedding so bad, so bad.Oh, yes, lucky she was hot.
Not so much anymore because this issort of the falling off. You

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know, now you're just too old. But I had a thing for a
little while. There was a shorttime in the like during her fifties maybe
sixties for Jane Fonda, a littlebit, a little bit of a politics.
No, I don't care about thatpout stuff. I mean, you
get it no matter what what.You looks great. I mean think she's
like in her eighties now a littletoo too far. Yeah, Emily would

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get after that. Man. I'vealways claimed that Dolly Parton can still get
it. I told you guys thatfor years she looked great at the halftime
show. I mean, phenomenon herface face. Her face is a little
much. Listen. She just hada little bit of worked done a little
bit and worked on a lot ofmakeup. Her body looks great. It
was blown away by it is thata real stomach, like your stomach is

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flapped. Tony Romo basically tried tohave sex with her and then booth.
He was beaten off. He wascrazy. He was just like they came
back from commercial break and Jim Nanceclearly wanted to talk football, and Romo
just goes, hey, Jim,how about Dolly partner? Huh? And
Jim doesn't say anything, and thengoes yeah. And then and then he
goes, okay, well what doyou think about that first quarter? And

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then and Tony Romo cuts him offand goes coming out here in that cowboy
cowgirl uniform. He was fucking crazyhotdible like we wanted to talk about He
watched that. You were you weretalking about it, You're like, holy
ship, Yeah it was that seventyseven year old woman was in a Dallas

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cowgirl outfit and she looked good.Her body looked as good as the Dallas
cowgirls almost. Well, well,the bottom heart needed some work, but
it's fine. She didn't really fillout. She would been like you wearing
those shorts. You know what Imean? You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?Skinny legs and no ass so skinny needed

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some work done on the on thelegs. But other than that though,
she she filled it up nicely.You would never if you would have just
showed me a torso shot, Iwould have had no idea that was Dolly
Parton. I would have been like, holy ship, that's that chicken is
like twenty five? Now? Isthat like the ultimate? And like dress
up outfits, like a cowgirl cheerleaderDallas Cowboy cheerleaders are up there, dude,

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okay, yeah, like a nurseteacher, the cowboy. Oh yeah,
so would so. Dallas Cowgirl Down'scowboy cheerleader comes up to you,
wants to have sex with you.In your head, thanks, you can't
get it. You can't get itup, you can't do it. The

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star turns me off. Okay,experience, you have some problems. You
have problems. Okay, what aboutMona from that's you, that's you.
Yeah, she's a whore. Sheis a whore. The slutty ones,
Oh yeah about her? If you'reslutty, it makes you hotter, you

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know what I mean. If you'relike and you're like a four, but
you're slutty, you're a six.Okay, wow, I don't disagree.
Or if you're a little chunky,if you're chunkier, then then you're If
you're not slutty like Scott, doyou go down you stay the same?
Like okay, you stay the same. If Sky six or seven and she
wasn't slutty, she doesn't go downto before. No, she stays at

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six, or she was slutty,then you're up to all like an eight
or not. Being sludy can elevateyou, but it can never demote you
can never do. If you're notslay, you're not getting demoted, But
if you are slutty, you're gettinglooking baby, look at don't girls have
that scale with guys? I gotto give some other mentions. Well,

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yeah I don't. I'm not doinga tough ten calm down because I can't
Eddie's top ten guilt question. Iknow that I'm sorry, but I know
that you have thank for Lisa Rinna. I'm still all. You've seen that
body but her face. I don'tcare. Yeah, I like the haircut.

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There you go, you the littleboy. Yeah, she's sixty,
she's in there. She just makesthe you ever Marcy from Married with Children
because she had that hair cut.Stupid was a different vine. Honorable mentions
Susan Sarandon with those big titties.Look out. Did you see that amazing

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thing that she did? Yeah?I know she like was a protest protesting,
yeah something, but she yeah,yeah, but I tucked that boner
back there. Helen Mirren, Ohfuck, yeah? Who what I am
all about? Helen? What HelenMaren has slut written all over? She

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started? She started out in likelow level soft core porn. No really,
well, she did that Caligula moviewhich is all about sex, and
she was naked in it, andwasn't there like real sex in it though
there might have been, I don'tknow, and I didn't google. She
was hot back in the day.I feel weirdling Helen Mirren porn. I
feel weird. I feel like theFBI would out of your mind. Do

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you know what people are googling?Especially in this room. Helen Marren can
get it, especially in those fastand furious movies she does. Now it's
really Horris her Vin Diesel getting afterit. Yeah, I'm all about h
M sores. Also, I knowhe has a thing for Diane Keaton.

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Leave the hat on what he says. I definitely don't have to think I
thought you had her fucking pants suits. I definitely don't have a think of
treasure. What about treasure? Whatabout Martha Stewart she had to get it
first trap a couple of years ago. I remember she did the recent was
it a Sports illustrated Oh yeah,yeah, yeah, she could get it.

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My man, Robert does a thingfor Martha Stewart. I saw that
one coming. Okay, fifty five, damn it had a birthday, actually
had a birthday. Now, Idon't have a sexual thing for her,
but I always had a thing like, like I wanted her to be my
girlfriend. Sally Field, she wasso cute. You want to talk about

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a fucking treasure. Sally Field isa fucking treasure you like? Okay,
all the dirty ship she did forForrests so we can stay in school.
Yeah, it does, it does. The elevator, that does elevator.
G bloody mom. The world isnow starting to get it. They're starting

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to see Dolly Parton can get it. So It does make me feel better
about my my weird feelings on olderladies on Grabbed, Nobody beats you Number
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