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That's the offspring on the show It'srock with five to three. We knew
it was gonna be a great freecomedy Friday today when we saw that our
guy Craig Robinson is back in town. He's performing at the American Comedy Company
this weekend, a couple of showstonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night.
But good luck, pal, Ithink he sold out, Craig.
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What the hell are you doing here? I came to say hello, Oh,
we love it man, That's whata true friend does. You know,
it don't matter if you sold out. And now we just want to
see your pretty face. Yeah,I want to say hello to the people
in San Diego. Can't make theshow. Hello to you all. And
I just wonder creator Joe's on themand M's no gentleman, so so so
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because you're thinking, hey, thisis gonna be help. Yeah, I
mean, shouldn't even bother with themraising you. You look fantastic? What's
just you look amazing? It's notwhat's your secret? Oh, Gymi?
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I saw I've been I've been ina gym every day since you left.
I have not been drinking, andI doting fasting and I'm watching what I
eat. How long do you thisis? I'm fourteen hours, fourteen hours.
I stopped stop at eight and thennot till ten. That's that's fourteen
right, yeah, yeah, tenam. Yeah. So looking at that
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trail mixt, you're like, oh, what's I'm stopping? We love whatever
Craig is in town, and normallyCraig, I don't. I don't bother
asking you office questions because everybody asksyou about the office, which is fine,
but you know, we have somany other things we want to talk
to you about. But this timeI actually have a question because they're readmaking
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this office. They're not making it, but they're doing a new offshoot of
the office. What do you thinkabout this? I specifically asked for you
not to ask trail mix and questions. I love it. Are you excited
to see it? Check it out? Because that has nothing to do with
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this stuff or anything like that.I have no idea what any of it
is really. You know, yearsof people like they make it a remake,
so I never knew, and nowI'm with you know, I'm just
so was there ever talk because hedidn't think about this, was there ever
talk of doing a spin off withthe warehouse, like doing the guys down
there, not like not seriously Iheard yeah, you know, because that
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would have made me. That wouldhave made sense, right, you know,
that would have been kind of interestingto see what's up with those guys.
Yeah, you know, I shouldhave wrote, like you see something
could Yeah. Well, and it'sfunny that you're here because we just went
over a list of the guys inHollywood you'd want to be your bro.
And it kind of shocked me thatin twenty twenty for Steve Carrell wasn't the
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top ten, was in the topten of people that guys want to be
their bro. And then we weretalking, is do you think he'd be
a good bro a guy to gohang out with? What makes a good
bro? Yes, of course Stevegood bro, a good bro. Yeah
I'm hanging I never hung with Steveoutside outside of work, but uh yeah,
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he's that that That guy just makesyou feel good, you know when
you say on that level, youknow, and a and a nice it
just amplifies like your day. Yeahyeah, and he can turn the funny
like like you know, whatever hewants. It's just a beautiful things.
Now, Craig, I've noticed recentlythat you've sort of been into watching women's
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sports. It's kind of been yourthing lately, women's looking at your brows
or women's college basketball. The wn b A is like red hot right
now, and you're kind of intoit right Yeah. I actually went to
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a u w n b A gamelast this past Sunday. How was it?
It was phenomenal. I mean,they are they are. It was
the fever Okaye and I having tobe in Indianapolis and and you know,
went went to the game and Imean they were incredible. It was just
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basketball. It wasn't like crazy youknow, you know, no dunking,
but they would you know, everythingelse was they would fall on floor.
They was you know, like theywere tough. It was. It was.
It was awesome. And you meanCaitlyn Clark, uh no, but
I'm pretty sure we had eye contactfast break. What's up? That's crazy,
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That's what it was. Dope.You planning on doing more? Yeah?
Yeah, for sure. Okay,you're a fan. I'm a fan.
I was. I was watching TVtwo days ago and I knew you
were coming in. And when youcome in, I like to watch old
Craig Robinson clips from like South ShootI just the Danny McBride show you were
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on with Will Farrell. He's boundingdown, so I'm not kidding you,
and I'm not kidding. I'm watchingthe YouTube video of Will Farrell making you
guys laugh talking about all the wayDown as Plows, which is one of
the funniest things ever. And thenwhile on TV was Pineapple Express, and
then The Office was on and HotTough Time Machine. So I'm like,
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Craig is getting those residuals right now. You just have four screens the same
time. It's what I'm saying,Comedy Central trying at your career, get
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a little much. One of thethings I love about a Craig show is
you're getting multifaceted Craig. A lotof times you got you got comedy,
you got music, you got audienceparticipation. Well probably, but thinking about
the musical stuff, because I rememberone time you came in You've actually brought
your keyboard and you were just Ilove that playing playing the keys man.
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It was great. When did youget started with that? And the womb
My mother played really so she wouldbe playing for us. So did she
teach you? And she taught us? And then we had you know,
teachers and stuff. Okay, butyeah, it was like I came out
singing on a keyboard with the soul. That's good. So did you did
you ever like do any other instrumentsor we just keyboards mainly keyboard okay,
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dabbled in others and try to doothers. You know, I can keep
a beat on the drums. Really, there's no way you know what I'm
saying. But no, it's allso if nobody's ever seen Craig Robinsons show,
like talk about that aspect of it, because you're doing songs and everything,
right, Yeah, that's that's asong. The songs. There's a
song, there's songs. There's ahuge musical element to it. It's an
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audience participation and you know there's somejokes, don't md, But it's it's
like a reverse forced karaoke, itreally is. Yeah. The first time
I ever went to your show,I wasn't I don't think. You came
in and I just happened to besitting in the front row. It was
at the Comedy Company, and youwere mocking me because I was really out
of rhythm with everyone and you wereand then you had me come on stage
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and you played like the slow motionChariots of Fire music. You had me
walk across the stage really slow.It was so it was really funny.
That started to upset with me.When I started, I just thought this
is I wasn't I didn't have itall recorded. He just video nonstop's on
with you a shirt of us.You're creeping. That's my acting and that's
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fantastic. Honestly. Good luck gettinga ticket though. These shows are sold
out, so it was great seeingyou, Craig. I'm so happy you
did stop it man. But yeah, good luck with everything, and I
appreciate you man, Thank you allabsolutely. San Diego, Yeah, we
get all right, how many vacationsdays do you want? How many days
do you get? Well, we'regoing to see how many vacation days we
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take in America compared to the restof the world. That's coming up next
on the show at Rock with afive three